Happy one year anniversary to us! On this special episode, we revisit some of our favorite moments from our first year in the attic(t). February 14, 2018- February 14, 2019.
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We have also gave way that song so group, and so this is a best we thought we'd. This reminiscent little bare best of your one, hopefully listen and then hopefully also
get mad that we left out. One of your favorites is that the goal I dont want people they get mad that I think it would be great if people right what about this,
What about this means that there is too many to pick, and there really was too many dearth of good start, but it was fun kind of thinking about our favorite moments. Over last year has been so many. It could have been five and a half hours lawiya. You guys got off
three. This is a great opportunity. May God stand free? I? What does that mean Londono? Maybe you get off Scot Free, like the Scots, and I have no idea
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from episode: thirty five Jason, Bateman and he's also affront wiper
I've never met. One of those I am too you'll be disappointed. Truly yes, in
what're, you gonna do about it. Yet, let's argue about it. So you,
who, in your world view you like a dumb yes and then you when you're done, you go back to front what goes round upon.
Well sure you got. Are you unit, but no one would, in my view, with our guard. This is what I want to push back against,
You're telling me you don't have the physical dexterity to wipe your asshole and not touch your balls afterwards. What will your hand paralyze easier for me to go around where the balls aren't? I would argue it is not at all, because you gotta now live yourself off either get it do stand up. No ok,
so you have one side, your leaning over right to get your
I offer you go off so now you
now you're leaning on the toilet sea, which is already lower preposterous to me, my dear leaned over half way, and then you ve got your hand behind
So you shoulder rotate or cuff potential,
does that heard. We have read a rotating cuff issue.
Like yours, I guess ok, so anyways very awkward pause
for your shoulder annual leaning on your side on the toilets, you're, putting a ton of pressure on one side of the sea. I guarantee by one in your house today, your seat, I broke it. I've got loose. Yes, it is right or you're ruining hardware, whereas already oil, as all I'm gonna, see basically a back ras them. Do you use the lid as a back rest? Oh, like lean masher? No, you can't
not too when you go. I underlined this will do nothing for the listener, but this exactly how I do it spread a little bit church
take my boy, you, you have to get their hands on line here. I've got a second hand. It's not like my hand.
Busy doing something I just ran my
My penis surmise grow them an agent
lifted out of the way, and then I wiped like this, and I stay seated comfortably and again I'm picking up the toilet paper right after
the clear of the aim is: I'm not dragging it up five inches through my parents, him and then on to my testicles,
I would argue that that the drag is part of the cleaning, but why
Are you happier with having some shit smeared up the top your buck crack verses, your parents? Well, what I'm doing as I'm as I'm dragging I'm also rolling the paper into constantly clean piece of paper, yeah, there's a role and dried and can be done.
Your parent? You absolutely can you just putting in another step of clearing out the garbage? Here's, what I would argue we
of stupidly mapped on a very smart wiping strategy for women
onto man when women they dont want to drive
guinea excrement into their vagina, they're gonna have a terrible. In fact sure, but you
of a no risk of ice acting your parenting, I'm sorry! I need your balls were as you and I were up against the back about a sea. Actually I don't do that.
I don't do that because I've lived with few deeds and I
an all out like the the what would you call sort of like the m
that some sweaty deeds will leave on the back of a toilet with their sweaty ass. She urged there too far back on the ring and they leave and an M print ha ha.
On the back and are buttocks
So I am mindful of that. I read the front
the sea- I'm not reading a book, I'm not used in the back room like you are, for I mean there forever sure I spend forty minutes and there in the morning the fact that only piles is amazing.
Do you lose circulation in your leg? Sometimes absolutely here and I just hang out
then sometimes I get a second wave which I love. I think I think I hung in there for that. Long really twins errors right,
remember so. Twelve, my lovely sister Lauren, Graham I've, been to Vietnam. With my dad, we did a bike trip there and he can still speak hates me, Jana, kids, yeah.
And people are shocked. What was he doing there with his new Vietnamese? So
My amendment for matters that were arrested and always gets add something right now late again
many a man in my that's an international coffee, Viet, Nummies Viet,
Monday are now now and not in every. It remains a beggar again, your ex it's great,
so twenty five. My love with Mother Laurel about everything
I would be very illuminating to a lot of us, because when I have been on the outside, listening to
women who are caught in a cycle of an abuse of relationship, it so hard for me to comprehend how you could stay in that and you
where a very, very strong woman, and so I think it would be enlightening to know what what is happening mentally. Ah, when you're going through that cause, you don't take shit from anybody, yet you ended up taking shit from somebody right, yeah boy, I think what goes
Is I had kids again, I'm thinking about one of the things said:
as an issue with them was he was unable to tell the truth and he
He was a drug addict, and so I had
gone from being self supporting with you in David to marry him and taking on a tunnel that, because he was constantly charging things
at a gas station that the goddamn casual he could put it up his nose and things like that. So by the time.
I was aware that this was not a good
situation I need to leave. I need to get my kids out of this. I need to get me out of this. It was like I was so
in that. What am I gonna do? How am I gonna support this? How am I gonna move on? There was one
issue, and that was a big issues again in I'm pretty logical that pragmatic issue right, but the emotional
issue is, I was brought up. Super Duper Catholic,
and I ve been divorced from your dad was to say sinful and a disappointment to my parents would be an extreme understand.
And I saw a lot of shame about that. As soon as I hear I am married less than a year, it's a very bad situation. I've been kicked around the kitchen and bounced off the floor. Humans
but I had. I need to get away and yet I cannot admit
the FAO, the second a valuable your was so I was so ashamed ourselves, so ashamed and it was just beyond me too-
You know like I'll, just try harder I'll, just try harder out figure this out here,
from episode, fifty five IRA glass. I understand that for some people this is a question about
his monogamy the way to be but like personally, I don't feel comfortable. If it's not me,
alchemy thy glittered like I just got divorced. Awhile
I just started dating and the thought of, like dating more than one person at the same time, just gives me the Willie's I feel like I feel so like, but I don't know like protective of each purse.
In this situation are just scared of getting one of the mad at me for being with the other one, like any situation, whether
Triangulation alike- I just can be into
like I'd even like the hungry.
I've. Never even it is doing. I know that many people have three:
ways- and I just can't imagine a team
the most unpleasant for somebody who's. I got,
people pleaser worry about what other people I can imagine like why anybody would even want that. It just doesn't seem fine.
Why I wanted it very bad, and I had a cup
why my day
what I found
wise when it's two ladys what
inevitably happened for me as a dislike one more than the other, and then I feel bad
point is almost like a pretty obvious. I like this one. More right on my kissing, more maybe with her, they need sake. It stood hurtful to the otherwise. So now there's just someone I basically want to leave this making me feel bad that I pick on ice,
unless you or maybe with identical twins, I dont know you want to favour one of the two people these. In my experience, I have favoured one now a couple.
I've been with a friend in one lady and that works great I'll because
and so unjustly sort of causing. I dont have, I don't know any man who had won a like take
my clothes in front of and have that leg. A tape
because environment have sex with somebody else like I can act like. I don't have any friend whose good- and maybe you just don't, have a childhood mushroom didn't whom still friends with that would take off my
because you have sex with some lady no interbank, I was perfectly ordinary, will take our close the most
then no man at our aren't. I know I know I know,
be very uncomfortable for you, ve asked there's been no.
Day of my life, when I found a kind of body conference like I feel, like you know,
this meant no now I was like a chubby kid and never really like totally get rid of the Chinese and not an unit is being like is now what? If that is not my path. So would you be a little bit afraid and that scenario that you would be their unfavourable person like as that part of their good cause? I would I wouldn't even get that far: that's even more sophisticated and one who had Frida IRA what, if the frown just feel bad from the start in industry and controversy, but IRA what? If the friend was objective Lee by today's standards in much
wars shape than you would mean get to feel a little that right now I would be open about. It just seems more vulnerable because there's two witnesses to it. I dont know that the whole thing seems like us. It's too seems like Ike, awkward, think three items: isn't it physically awkward? No, no,
it's a beautiful figure ballet if it included, but it was this week. We, u we use sober during these things, get the first one was
I saw was how I don't care, my very best childhood frontier Winkler, yeah. So no wonder you love him. So my all you'd ever talk about here and get back Lee Rigour we have had so now. We now
my pursued twenty three Caitlin. Also well one of the finest writings
actions that everyone awry was. You came
Where are? We were gonna write and I assume ICE
yesterday. What's do ecstasy?
putting out a middle of the afternoon. No way to do it, we should do it and then we should drive and our south the beach to go to the beach, because our french ass, he had a discount Gulfstream restaurant because you worked Houston's and so
we. We take ecstasy right. We gonna answer whatever that yeah little
Redondo Beecher. Somehow we end up on the
each year. What happens next? Well, with first of all its powers,
one of the best days of our lives were just very happy and were in love with our surroundings.
Look I'll be hitting us all at once. Now, maybe I'd fucking California, its sunshine, watered, never been more beautiful. We look over and there is a God. Damn seal working towards
beautiful, just seal. I understand
big, beautiful seal hanging out and an unwarranted
loving move, oh my god. Oh yeah and- and I think I had already made up just once at that point once or twice she hated her his
now comes the I think, that's what I ve always wanted you to do ass, he might promote you, wanna kill, Siano care, as a kind of can you knock it off, but he's not feel you're, making the zeal and come in so of course stacks, and I think that the steel probably want to
to go over and say hi to it and then that's dead. I had this whole thought that or a seal is in this moment. I don't think this
Chechnya, but in that moment, as I think the dog yeah yours
you do it all right. You put your hand now, yet I can smell you, gotta nephew. Yes, it's got us in it and then I don't know your sentence. Be one hundred percent comes off. Yes, Emmanuel snuggled! This thing ass graduates, better, yes, and so
I'm getting closer and closer to the seal, and there are many people who are watching the ceilings as a rare, citing, as you see on the middle to be happy now so excited about. What's, let's about to happen? Yes, some people are screaming stay away from it. Ass, it became clear. Retro spoke, so I put my hand out and sure enough. It takes a couple snap and almost like a disbursed, and here we go and then a fuckin just before
something like scams. Now and then it goes right, Matra Enneads yelling at me. I wanted you to give a as in they'll, probably always there, and there are people it's kind of split it was
device of moment for the people into being, because some people are going. That's how Ebay say, hi like positive spin on this right and then the other half the people are not yet. How are you
The wise yes in in so I had a horrible yeah by market tore up. My family was a gunshot wound. He was a deal
thing about a puncture wound, the God Damn thing's gonna he'll over and it's gonna get infected the very first mother fucking thing: I've been idea like at school I'll take care of it as a well me, my dimension:
prince remember I now and there is no way I'm goin out upon a cavity furthest seal by I mean- and this is the part of the story- the people simply not believe in that. I'm fine with that. But few days
there, are nine just randomly watching the evening news and theirs
the story about why these seals are coming up on the beach. We were witnessing what was a phenomena at that time. They had an illness network. Yes, it was sick. Thickness. Writing here has any got infected and of course it did. I told you it was going to. Yes, you are right, then. How did I handle that? You remember yeah, you cut a big accident with a knife with a butcher, Nigeria and then got in there and clean things of the fact that, by the way that the scar still vary
visible as it was. We said he a great story.
Episode thirty David horrible. It's a weird thing because, while at the same time a defeat,
I guess, not illnesses are linked inextricably linked. I don't ever want, or man says the idea that, because your ears
a special while I go off your medication because that special measures to find you in different languages-
I think that your special, because your special rights and that you're also ill- and we can help you with that- the great distinction to make an idea. I would not want anyone to be embracing their misery because that's what makes them unique, yeah yeah
there were the meat is the
Think about like I don't know. The weird thing about society is like you're right. I mean it's contrary to the norms, but like there's acceptable limits,
of that. Stuff is well that are pretty much universal login lip with I'm like going to episodes and stuff
they're, usually not as creative, but the funny thing is like the best representation I've ever seen. If it is homeland Theater, what's going to be out for season, she goes into the hospital at the end right and there's a brilliance that she acquires right before she goes in, which is like she starts to make connections that she can't make without it. But then she crosses over tipping point and people are like. We can't understand. You are not making any sense. That she's, like no she's figured
and that stuff like that stuff doesn't make her
unique or special or interesting are smarter need, just she's actually cross the level where she sick, yes, and she just her brain- is make associations that, like a,
answer like their spreading in ways that they call it kindled
in the brain, their spreading in ways that are useful and Ryan Seductive, and it's not like it's actually
not like a negotiable thing? You're not like well, but colonel looks more autistic. It's actually like just not
remember so. Seventeen Bob her back
So yesterday you you could
he did a song with the help of my three year old Delta.
You mustn't created a song from me. I guess so modest deleted, for they are so what happened she troops. I fired it right
yeah, you know their line of her old man as it does a man that was kind of like it was despite
it's something yeah I in the rule array molecules in Russia. There is like that song
itself. We resist that. They re outlines view about like Delta, and I were just the vessels through which that
Kay House, it was already written, it's been written for a hundred years. Here goes written snares round number
who
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it could be a hit.
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would assume in new tell me. So
who become like a master codes which are at this point right. You can that's really give I mean I I mean I think, that day
every black person in America is a restaurant
we have to be yeah. I mean in in
just them even more mundane situate mean like yeah yeah, just obviously much more dramatically. You have to do for your black and you live in the. U S but or Ebay or or but me like. I want you see away. I go home all my friends, you know
Many of them are in jail, some of their missing tee. I codes. Wait. I go back there. I, like I talk different, I'm Galea again, I want to be more blue collar. I wanna be then more masculine, more all the earnings, and I do that and then I'll run it
to some fucking,
negative. I want a job from an all sudden, unlike I'm a Harvard graduate right now, so I'm doing it to its. Definitely it's more obvious. I think
on the outside and we
if you- and I even had this experience so we had met a couple times, and I and I are just- was immediately drawn you and then we started working together and I will say we shot the pilot, but that was really brief.
And then we came to do the series and
you remember
you and how many is the wrong words here, but all of a sudden you got blacker with me.
Like I saw it. I didn't why don't adjective, I can say is black, which is wrong, but is being honest, and then I wish I had to tell myself, like oh of course
Joyce from the Bronx. This is where she's from this is her too, but for me it was an adjustment, and then I thought I guess
maybe a compliment like you trust me to be that other side of you to do.
How do you make that this decision, whether you're gonna? Let someone in your circle into like yet another layer- is,
conscious or not, I think sometimes is com
just a means and to let you into aware we have a professional liar yeah I have like
say shit that if someone read in a transcript, I'm fucked brand gonna, I'm gonna trusts. You know how I really want to talk to you. I mean, I think
like as you get older, I mean you know uses
fashion than you figure out who you know right, Gunnar roll up to
when I talk to arm one these studio
as the way I'll talk to you right away.
You gonna, run it thirty out very well. I met immaculately, Monrovia, momentary budget, the who might be able to deal from
so twenty seven David said Aramis.
Think you're hiding it right right right. If I go on
stage and there's our Plexiglas plexiglas podium. I spend all night touching my dick. Ok, ok, because I have to
has anyone- can see Ryan you're not supposed to write and then sometimes I do that thing you go into the pocket and sometimes it's like your brush in the funding of pants augur, but I'm busy doing their Parker Pool
from all night, because I know that,
because, as anyone ever lie still lie about, that is anyone's,
like I'm alone with a shell by my sister.
Using the audience one night. She said what
this going on with your tat because again you're up their new thinking or nobody can notice, and they just think that I've got lead. You know in the front my pants sure it has been said.
Leg for an hour and a half cycled through its own
clear if it's like a
when podium. You don't have that it and I don't have to do it. I gotta make you ask why? Because if we
chair this. What happens in my brain almost all day every day is
from the second and interaction starts, I'm all I can
Think of as the single worse thing, I could do it just like it's. My first
thought is the worst thing that could be done and then
I then come to what would be socially acceptable. I try to land on that second thing, but the first thing is like I want to point out certain you're
probably really and secure about
you're not going to say this word I shouldn't say it is that's that's where my thinking starts, but when you walk into a room, these doubts are gathering little clues like all. I could really fuck up by pointing out that and then I could mention this woman's got
you know she lives in her hair and then you don't you just kind of
take up like a like arm,
The super here see every bad men can be exposed right now. What is interesting, because he I do do that, but then I found that signing books is in place
I'll shoot you do all of their real all of it
Rob episode. Fifty six, Gordon key, so I picked up you're gonna, be the big boat which the alcoholics anonymous book of wisdom for life for better
and inside it. You had a date. Right now
line through. It is another.
Britain line through it,
another day line through it, and this one on protein, eight dates for stuff online.
And even there were couple of of comments with. I said you know why such an effing loser or some thing. That was that we need better, but it was a really
the moment cuz it was. It was early in the morning. No one else was up in the house and I can both the same with me. I was by myself and I was opening this book and I was seeing this little intimate
piece of your life, which touched me so deeply. You know that when a person tries again
and how important that is. You know because like defeats
others, no matter how it's a beating, how great your career
There is now and in the EU in all our come through, you might end up, but it was just really. It was really sweet to see them and was really moving to me to see how you can't trying again- and he can't try again and you can't putting those dates in there and you didn't throw out.
Book and get a new and that didn't have these memories of failures. You wanted those failures right there to show you and you scratch them out and then there's the day. That's not scratch tat! Yeah words
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Move now. May me tell the story few times twice at all,
meanwhile it twice now. This was the agreement that I will come and the shared. If there are higher
Embarrassing story. Is that so
I was a kid. There is a really popular movie called
he'll genius without Kilmer, and there is a bad guy in the movie and at one point they stated the bad guy in the movie. Pay check
I were you naked in your room with a bowl, foliage, yellow and I was
only eight or nine when I heard that- and I thought oh, that would feel
nice, to put european handsome jello- and you know
My family didn't eat jello, so we didn't have any in the house so but firm
an plus years. It was in my head that that would feel nice to have
Venus and some Jello, so
when I finally moved away I'm in an apartment, I'm all by myself and also just occurs to me. Oh my goodness, I go
the store right now and by Jello. I have a car. I've got money, so
I go to save on drug store in by some crazy luck. There are running a sale, Angela, five five boxes, for though I get I give five by
the yellow is, unlike this is going to feel awesome. I really want to do this kind of often
I go home and I I make a wolf is called a Mason jar full of Jello. Ok,
and I make it I've? Never I will hold that's becomes part of it.
So how do I make? I make this batch of yellow and I dont even realize, like this shit's got a cool and I was well as making it I'm getting, aroused I'm thinking about five minutes away from making love and then comes
I don't know this needs to chill in the fridge. So then I put it the fridge and then it just sit there. In my lazy boy, my apartment waiting to have sex with his job created a live thing, and I am now long it's taking the cool this jello downright so finely it's ready. I
we need the kitchen. I pull it out of the fridge. I dont like take it to the bedroom or anything I'm like others do this here. Gauging manually, where am I gonna? Do it would have felt weird to take it to my bed and do it right now would have found? We ask that, unlike our all playing around with it, so
I am sure that the were there the part I thoroughly because it over the end as everything else. So I put my penis in those Mason joyful Jello. I give it a cup
we'll have homes within a couple of palms, I'm just humping coolly. The whole thing is desired. There's no there's no resistance and there's no more action. I'm just sloshing my penis around in a jar of red water, like this was a complete disaster, there's red water all over my floor of my kitchen, and I just throw the thing in me
sink and I'm like well. That was a disaster. I wake up
next morning I'm going plea- and I see
my Venus. I have like some spot.
Is on my screen
oh, my god they die in yellow attached itself to a SEC.
Dual transmitted disease. I have set disease that
the die has adhered to and exposed some disease. I have. I'm can
Vince. I have a venereal disease, hey, I have no insurance. So I
oh two and allay free testing clinic and
I go in there and they put me in this little behind the curtain. I hang you know what is going on.
So the
here comes in, and I can only assume that this lady graduated from medical amiss,
eight and a half before she walked into the room. She had to be twenty four in she was a hand when I tell you she's, a ten I mean she looked like me.
Elaine blacks want jack on it attractive, but I
like what you want and was like. Oh, my goodness, this this doctor is a ten, and so she goes what's going on and I said well and I'm not going to admit that I fucked a glass at Jello. So I said, oh
offered and I were experimenting with Jello
fillet. She I'm trying to make it very medical and she goes ok. I said you know
there is general involved in an oral sex and Mamma. She goes ok, we'll, let me see what's going on,
she gets on her knees out. I'm standing, I pull my penis out she
grabs it. She lifted up. She looked at her and she says to me: she looked up at me in my eyes and and says what flavour was the jailer.
And I go strawberry
and she goes, I like raspberry and I became
one hundred and five percent erect immediately. She goes,
unlike raspberry, and I in our skies, ranging boner straight interface, to the point where she kind of like had to back up a little bit and she goes that's nothing
You have a rash from the gelatin, you don't have an as TB and she
Let me go on my way, but she's,
I I like already and I got fully hard in her face.
Stories out odor are now. I then made a girl Bree. Yes,
she then moves in more living together for about
a year. Occasionally, after dinner, she well
Allow me to make some jello and I know I'm not in the mood for Jello Disease
ok and then, like a third time, do you want some jello? Finally, after a year of being the other and she's offer Jello like five tentacle honey, I don't like jelly, I hate Jello, I'm never going to want the jealous use. Why you
violence is of jail. If you need to go because I got the fact that Jello I bought the agility and it didn't work, I don't know, I didn't throw the boxes away. There are only worth eighties, then I know you like. Ok, you answer eggs with some jello that still well
was my jello story telling you that
episode. Forty five, Harare
the normal day, as you talk about this very profound thing, which is the self, and we think
itself as being one thing me back
effort? I myself a new point now
minimally there's two Dac shepherds. There's the experience shall Dac shepherd. The one who's tribunals
only through Instagram and so happy for two hours the whole time out of doing it. I'm in Heaven and then
Gordon laid down at night to go to bed and then there's the narrative self, whose writing taxes, life story, uses Jesus Duty, Vulcan spent two hours staring at your hand, that's a terrible ways. Dear life. I am disappointed in your right, so you start by just introducing this concept that even we aren't unified is one thing we have. These facets
That's where we're heading with technology is that yours, smartphone very soon
in the future will be measuring. Biometrics it'll know your blood sugar, your heart rate, you're cortisol levels. All these things in the example I think you give is that you could set a goal on this smartphone.
To help you realized something in that smartphone. Maybe
I bright as your walking into a meeting and say: hey Dax, don't talk in this meeting because the last time your blood sugar, was this way, and you got this little amount asleep you a pissed off your boss, yet just shut the fuck up for the next hour and a half, and then you
how's, the mouse in taxes.
Gaining question of all is: what is the device? Can a service is again a service, the narrative, Dax or the experimental self, and will we go
permission to make that decision.
Blew my head off my shoulders is yes, I mean as
as our understanding of the human body in the
brain improves and at the same time
as we have more and more sophisticated ay, I saw these kinds of scenarios that
can going all kinds of directions. You can have the government monitoring
you're twenty four hours a day. So if you live in North Korea and there
you have just described, will take a very different form. You
two were biometrics bracelet all day, which constantly monitor is just what you said. Your call diesel level, the audio sugar level, your brother, blood pressure and so forth, and if you do,
It happened to listen to his speech by King John gone and the bracelet picks up the bye bye
but for signs of anger, that's the end of it
We can go in that direction in in some
countries
even get even Nike, even more inconsequential. Like my wife's guided hook to my wrist and I walked by a beautiful girl in the street, he goes excuse me, sir. I see you at the avenue in Europe, yet they could and its oral end of all internal live
episode thirty nine baron. I
are you writing partner, whose my best friend for many years Dave Stassen and from high school from me for fiscal? Actually? What the camp together? That's so I mean we ve been friends for certain other jewish thing. Jewish kids go to college, you gotta can't, even though David is decidedly not jewish. Ok, I don't want a decidedly Cosette assumes he's like an ethnic origins and definitely not, but I
if you look at him in your like. Oh no you're, not you're, not yours,
Also a holocaust deniers and eight he dies. We ask yourself what I'm sorry. I've worked. I within him he's gonna hear their city. They hate, like I used to this joke, where we would walk in a pitch meetings, and I would
make a nazi reference today this before we're not just relax safe because they weren't real right and and think I'd make like the same old. Happy jokes were I do they know no jokes about you know the holocaust. Dave
grandfather died. There are often the guard tower. One day we were, we were. We were, we ran a room with no over there, but I feel it is. The first is that we are in a room with em off. What's his name, prying grazer rate group were pitchings. Moving to brand grazer, like I make like
I just have some kind of
it's a joke and short stays like stop blocking
making Nazi jokes jewish executives, who don't know who I am I gonna do
bestowed forty, seven Jason Rigour,
when your father died. Did you feel like this thing that should have been a private family moment was open to the world
wolden. Did you resent that? Indeed Jude not like that were everywhere you, when you probably could sense people, because I guess, when my dad died, I enjoy
that I could leave that little
bubble. I was in hopes of sadness and I could go to home depot in no one in their new. My dad died, so they weren't going. Oh my god, I'm so sorry, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I could leave that and I lived
those breaks from that. You know, and I just wonder like where you were you trapped in that
that time more. Like you just felt, like God, I can everywhere. I go someone's gonna hit me with that yeah I mean
gets into cash. I say is interesting:
when I'm stalling interested- and I like my answer- is going to be an may not be by. My answer is that you know I think grief is such a specific thing
for everyone- and I say like It'S- a lifelong
journey, I mean. Did there like waves and and- and you know I'd sure- do not really just like their ears.
Hole in your hearts, be I very go and then you know so you have better days in, and you know Nan tough,
is an oblong peer. I've gone long periods of time where I go like oh I'm over that yeah my dad dine, and then I have a dream about him.
These like setting our healthy in the dream and because also again,
weird, when you deal with apparent
I am for me not for you, I guess in your case, but for me you spent so much
I'm at the end were its they, the devolved, physically and all these things that that ends up being a kind of your memory. And then I have these dreams and are all go like others. Righty was this robust, Gaia use
Think of it like powerful in it. Just is weird
he's kind of a mind. Fuck that way. Yeah I mean mine, mine was just like
disarm earlier this week and then it was just like hey. We got him into the hospital, but he's fine. He had a thing and then I got to the hospital narrow, like it's dead,
Oh my god, I'm here I do believe, that's the worst version of its artist. I think for the well, who knows it's all set
These are really is tough on an eye, but I think we re there's no
gas way to lose a love one. Now I like, I say you look for silver linings and things, and I am glad that he was in a lot of pain, and you know there are things like that, but I also did never get a chance to say
a guide, our worries about Canada, but but you did
tat thing was initially, there would be times where I would be, having kind of an ok moment. Yeah and some would we hear about my arm and have this phased like
I feel like I know it's been, then all of a sudden because they need to have this moment with me. I all of a sudden have to dive
my grief and then- and there was this one time when I was I was with my my fiance and
it was like one of the first night and there we were at a bar. I was not during images that burning and monitored, and someone basically is woman, said
something to me and that you are only gosh. I loved her dead so much and then she made a party fail boy, I'm actually, when our I p anyway, like awaited stagger, I figure. If he might, I be anyway just started talking to her friend the camera Marie bid to be abandoned. I gave her my back produce. That is, they are happy without her ear Melanie was like turned away now tat. She was that that our idea, just sort of rather my love, I just to her the back of her head,
very quietly, I want bone. Thank you. So much
I mean my greatest friends, I don't even talk to you about this episode. Fifty raw metal, many I'd, always noticed that people would get better
looking as yours would go by. Actually, France is a great example yeah, although that was incredibly attractive cast in the very beginning, but you know that
all of a sudden there now famous and rich, and they have better diets and they have stylists and they care a little bit more to and they have a little bit more time and money to maybe they have better teeth.
She suddenly about airs all right and- and I just thought well,
are our show eyes,
he's been sort of the Anti sitcom, an embryonic
it wouldn't, is not realistic to the way that the characters treat themselves their alcoholics and there there are horrible human beings and if they live with that kind of stress that
it would start to look terrible and then beyond that, and I will say a step beyond that. I found myself in the
in the editing room one year and looking at myself in one of the shots and by the way we shoot Sunday in a very specific way to where we don't light it very well. It's was it's kind of supposed to look crappy. You has a lot of the charm
and so I remember watching myself and going at one point the editing room like I don't look very good. I wonder if we should look for different. Take an assassin.
I thought that I I was instantly humility.
That was that's always been the opposite of what we're trying to do, and I didn't want to fall into that trap.
Of being you know, look we all I will
walk around certain run of the amount of vanity, but I try to I
try actively to destroy that with my show and to enter into
some level of reality with like what these people would look like. So
I decided I can't do this anymore. I'm gonna look is disgusting, as I can for next year,
I M like that and then in the offing, and unlike how am I gonna, do their homework to do this without having to go through like here and make up and sure- and I thought oh wow- not. We should all do it.
What kind of signal, how does one with gay incredibly would be if we ve all put off the whole care like if deeper and just for entire season and not mention it at more help tsar them. So I pitcher
Everybody and to veto was the only one that would like I rather like not, you will die. You lose parts out, even though we turn that so everybody said I am not going to do that. So I said, would you mind if I didn't make sure so I put on Gamma sixty by why it is as well as the details of how you did that yeah, just eight everything or well originally I try to do it is six I tried to be as healthy is possible, so I I I
the Sultan nutritionists. Unlike how can I do this in a healthy way and and
you he he up this this programme for me, and I remember trying to the first destroy yourself programme. On the first day it was like ok, you're you're. Your lunch will be three check amber.
Three cups arise in two cups of vegetable social rights on like China, muscle this down like Marian or can't do it. So I go to my doctor by the way. So I go to my doctrinal MIKE I wanna, be I wanna be monitored through this whole thing. He just for committing to be funny. He's. Ok, so I said ok to eat. He said to be clear. This is not funny, don't
do don't do this. This is very dangerous and, unlike what I'm gonna do so help me. Ok, I said
the healthiest and safest way for me to do this at an end. He said there is no healthy way to do it. So I went back to the nutritionist. I said I can't muscle this food down. I said: what's the caloric intake like this
particular meal and he was like your way was so
one thousand eight hundred calories or something and he was like, so you can either do that or you can eat two big macs.
So I did so. Let's start doing that,
Then I had crispy cream every morning. I would eat for those, and then I would have you no end.
Instead of doing it, the health
where do the young Althea fun when the funds but its, but at a certain point it's not that fun bigger by the afternoon, I was,
drinking ice cream, so I would, I would take ice cream and I would put it out. I would put it out on the on the counter and in the morning and then it would melt and then I would and then I would put like weight gainer
plan to drink that every day gone, and so I was drinking heavily. That was the
excuse to trace your line and and
and then this was the key. This was the king. I found out that
cottage, so I was going. It wasn't going. Ok, but was going like rather slowly.
And I was just like I fell like you
maybe work in everyone's I'm writing to this is not happening. I and I only had three months to do it so
like a zone of this is gonna work and I was gonna work and then I read that
cheese,
a taboo lies is really slowly in your stomach car. So so this particular die was like the last thinking. If you eat cottage cheese, the lasting you want to do is Edith right before you go to bed because it just metabolize is so slowly over the service. Like that's what I have to do so I started eating
I did cheese,
in the middle of the night, so I would wake up at lie too. I am and I would eat this
cottage she's and then I would and then, and then one week later after that I I
I came in on a Monday. I just seen the guys on a Friday and I came in on a Monday and for whatever reason it was like. I popped there
all this work is all gonna. Work is worse than I was the I went from the other
like once sixty two to twenty
So thirty Catherine ha you do
bad moms with my wife and I go down too. I guess Atlanta was the first place or northern was the first place. Neurons norland
I go down there very excited to see you on sat I go to set, and I want to pick right up with
Whatever report we had in, you were definitely in the zone yeah
being in that character. Yeah
and now I'm gonna, ask you of my hunch- was right or not
initially. I was like only. I worry that super
sweet warm person. I was so excited to shoot the shit with.
And then he was my conclusion I want you tell me if I'm wrong.
Days later, when I got over my own selfish.
I thought
Catherine, a little afraid play this role. This is a big swing.
She is a little nervous in was I just what I was reading as your lack of interest in connecting with me as like? I bet I, but this is a big swing for her. That makes sense. Is that offensive, or is that, like I
the way Goin, I was so glad you brought this up
I'm so I did because others nervous. May I be over and enormously and excited. I remember Dax Shepherd from that.
Is that you came up to me and said Katherine. When I first heard you are playing
This part. I was like why, Catherine, I can't
picture you playing this saga of Jesus. Why why? Why do I say that? Because you probably were thinking like how is she got well now? What I more accurately was thinking. How is anybody gonna play this, because I read that script myself? Rather we talk about this. Doubt, however- and I thought I got a cold wife me- oh my god, no, no! No! No! No years so years, but let me just a little further. Were so unclear,
my sight, so I had read that
the budget times your role.
On paper was one minor one minor one minor one, a dirty dirty dirty dirty, and I thought how was it
actor gonna make this three dimensional in so first of all,
from the other thing and and other things, and then, when I saw you what I was really saying is, like my
you have the look like you ve authorities like I was now is. How are you
what are you going to do? Physically? That's going to allow you to do all that believable ie and when I saw you for the first time, what I was really trying to say is like oh, my god, you picked up.
Look. This is amazing, and obviously I chose much different words since you get that point to crimes notice. Issue too, and I was like what is that, where yeah
actually now, ok, so just
Do you like? I was saying why, basically, why did they pick you for this role? Is that what you heard ass? Ok, I just
advising you absolutely did a perfect. You know that's my opinion of it myself. I am, I think, you're had we all get really here that we should have started this idea, beginning to clear this goddamn air widen. This started like this
pursued forty one Darcy card
I can imagine that, because I was doing the o Reilly theme, song and
I changed. The two may boost the singers clearing their thro, his part of, though all right who signs that goes, o o o Reilly, wherever one Riley candidate emigrants doing of yours is great and really make sense. We do movement and I really hope somehow the folks at all really hear the word of this interest. Try want even a small market. I just need a car. It could be really very I what is awesome clearing after all, we all recognise their luck. I needed to remain, I haven't even train. Remember they get a distributor out the system, free press boy that may now they are still lack episode. Florentines sweet sets three. There was all these like really heightened moments. That would never happen in your realised that were happening daily for us. We're working with a fucking real ten foot bear that's. Fourteen hundred pounds barred the bear was every day was something coup girl to date. One of the more amazing experience. As my life, there is one moment that kind of terms all them for me is that the cap Bart the bear in this horse trailer, and
you keep him in there until it's time for him to work, mind you he's not nocturnal, but all of it is a night you so he's grumpy is fucking their feeding them up huge saucepan, a coffee. To remember that I forgot about
It had a huge long, saucepan, their feeding and coffee in doughnuts, so ease eating sugar in Cathy he's, so irate ensues it there's whores trail it always in ages. You here
in the horse trail is rocking mation forth on two wheels and dug goes
gotta go in there
the door to a horse trail this things going fucking King Kong in there and he goes in there.
Here and screaming.
No Fuckin trailers managing a male pin Doug under him, and then you hear gourd
bar in their trailers, completely COM Dayton,
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Episode fifty want Renee, Brown
This is where we went through in five minutes, backstage whether you can say policy or not. I tried to make an argument that, since we're saying dear you can say, pussy bereavement wayward will touch on that. I call goal shared goals. Also. My argument, in a nutshell, is this: first of all, first of very small that shit you're playing on the stereotype of Pinochet Mean- and I accept- and I haven't they re. I think all the shaming should work. No, but all the same I want to say that the gates, its deplorable, that we call people policies referring to
miss cowards and that the female genitalia is now somehow synonymous with weakness. For that's wrong, that's wrong! I! So I'm on the record that is wrong
but I would argue as equally wrong that every asshole in the world is a dick, like that's my genitalia yawl, so it's cool of my genitalia is usually used regime people were not your genitalia feels very equal because your genitalia is attached to the patriarchy testicles earn between them. But yes, now I just the thing I don't think there's a highest here. I take you don't
It gets equal now because the paint that the balance of power is such a rather different knotty, but then I
This question to you, I said: ok
we're not gonna use pussy anymore. This is always like torrenting executive and my wife is like yeah terra give him you get in a coma, even hd. Let him have it so. I'm ok was these off the table. Now,
do doesn't want to jump off a tall bridge, not right. Smart guy
but then I said: if it has a dick anymore, you can't see it. They cut me off in traffic. Can now you get you can all go. I mean there's something like there's something poetic about, look don't be a deck.
Round one. Is you round one? As you remember
thirty three said: no,
Havana go every which way like did them recently and like got a thought
was in times more fucked up than our guy and a need to know the idea was allowed. Their new party want, like I was like I've. I haven't felt like us, since I was in high school, lay out just like this. I was I live God to another real function out like a guy like you would take me to it. It save asylum. If you happened upon me, I think too
he personally, looking in every drawer, you know like it's really TIM like I've. That I personally have founded helpful for is like the. If there is anything yours you're sitting on that will probably uncovered
in some capacity to a huge amount of mushrooms and that like- and it was something that I was like I feel like- I should do shrubs I've done them in a few years of like a lot you yeah, maybe my brain could use like a kick in the fucking got and then, if, yes, then I did them
I got a hundred million times more fucked up than I thought I was going to, and I did ask for the first time recently actually Alice,
I tried at one time and it didn't work for me, so I feel very me it worked. It was. I found it to be like a little like generic
It was for the wiser super fucking on time. Like how long that well, thou twelve hours like I took them at four p m and like force myself into bed,
like four, a m was lights. Did you like
probably like hallucinated, almost the most as I was lying in bed like that, I am able to sleep here. That's the part that doesn't appealed
they won't. Even when I have my fantasies about doing drugs, I was in a bunk. I was literally a bunk bed and even was put on it, so I felt that I want this morning and I felt a hundred percent. Ok, you know, that's agree that this is fantastic. It was wonderful.
Ever so. Seventy one little
so I mean my kids go to a with me. I went to a predominantly black school, but then they go to a great mix school.
I may say makes maybe them, and why do I get? This is too difficult to come to the birthday party. Could she do feel good? So it is me, and we went to his birthday party.
And went against the ie and- and I hear people clapping go, go go
also money, David and Uncertain, and other is less than ideal. Why you desirable wait? We wouldn't circle. I voted for the police about joining the rate of other, gave that's complicated, real, a very complicated matter. What I do- and I bet you should be doing- is like
you know in human history last three hours Avenue goodbye which so as to have a dynamic Davis. Jr. Ok, you don't like it would areas, thereby oh shit is evident in the light of a guy. Yours has so many move. You don't even have purposes
sixty seven, our Christmas present,
guys, this song is cultivating fast these time. These signs in two years time
stands voice.
I'm gonna sound so corner, but I'm gonna say there's some so few people's voice or when you hear it, you literally think you're looking at their heart.
Absurd five Jimmy Camel what am I a year,
I mean to you like to play jokes on people. You ruined my birthday party. One time came over
I am. I care ruin a party when it happens at the end of March. The party was over now. I know when I think of that birthday party, I think of that coffee pot, but I'd like to believe I like to believe that you you knowing how happy it made me actually made you happy as a result of that, so it kept us remember getting in like a fish, but what had happened as I like to make my coffee the night before and I set a time or so it will be ready when I wake up in the mornings is like the most important part of my whole day is that when I wake up the kitchen smells like coffee and so
had gone through the whole process, muzzled sheep as a mother fucker, as we discuss them away at neither Russell heed our poor. Rightly. Actually. I think that's reasonable. I don't think so. You know I I mean
myself, ten ten cups of coffee and I buy Starbucks. So this is about a four dollars pot of coffee I've made and because there was a party and they gotten switch to the brew mode, not the auto. On modes. I made the whole thing I hit the button which I thought was arming it for the next
I go into the living room. We play ping pong and I smell coffee officer. Why,
fuck the copy going right. So I'm in
only man right out of the gates of the coffee is brute. So then I go back in
have the throat knows drinking coffee at nine, o clock grenades and I pour out ten cups of coffee in the thing that makes me even matter and then
remake it. Now my step dead, watches me remake this coffee and many,
he's me hit the thing I've now put it on auto on. I now go to play ping pong again my step dead things all poor guy. He meant to brew upon a copy timers though he puts it number
because it's not blame thing, but I plugins method Gabby.
Because I'm and now my area
is someone drove a car through the living room like? I am so angry that now I've out twenty five cups
a bug scobie. I, like
storm in there
Actually, yelling in the party, don't fucking touch the coffee part. Like I don't know, one touches. Is carbon pie pour out the coffee make all knew better, go back in fifteen bids. Us
man I'm takin off I'll, see you later and the vital indoors certain then I smelled car you in their brutal third part of God. I remember you looking out there. I didn't. I hadn't told Sarah my girlfriend what I done you're so delighted cluttering up, and I was like you know, courtiers. What did you do to make more cause? I mean I had actually embarrassed myself like had even that third not happened. Definitely everyone. The parties like he is regularly of zeal oil. You had
our third episode Ashton Butcher give twin brother Michael
and he had elder sister and all her sister and he had met.
Conditions. When you were a kid and I
have to imagine that that had to have taken up a ton of the time attention and resources growing did it. The my brother
born with mild cerebral palsy right, and so he was always. There was always a party or my apathy. You had a courtier mob through new is twelve and then had a heart transplants and it was yeah heat. He took up a ton of energy because of that the EP in very early wishes pride before
kind of recorded raven and then, when he went through a when we went when he had the heart transplants. That was
I was like, and it was right around right after my parents got into force, and so it was like it was sir. There was like re read or on the same time as so that was, there was
Definitely a ton of energy that was going is way rules is that the UN, I think, like suit. It did shoe things that did you
feel guilty that here you guys
our twins and he's going through all this stuff in your not or are you just when I was there when I lost my it I didn't know ray. I just had my best friend that was with me and I didn't really recognize city had any thing.
Than I had when I was a kid and then it wasn't until we started like play, basketball and things are going, I'm kind of always win rioting.
Is like this sort of litmus of you knows it and then a man. I I
I became extremely defensive
hackers like, so he would get individuality which enters you entered school together. Right, yes, we're in the same grade the same way, all wagon single as a topic, so we had like you know when he
I remember Junior high, like he was like started
with the wrong kid in a kid like came after me for schools in a fight him, and I knew that if he fought and like like heavy did hit
anywhere near his chest like a blow open begun, and I was like
I gotta fight. This kid, for you know, is a kind of now is
mentality, but there is also, I think, the most significant thing
Happen is when I was twenty three or four
and he said to me,
every time that you feel sorry for me. You make me less
and he said the only life I've ever known as this one minute, I dont make
less than than mine.
Why did? I was like well like that's just there was a huge, is a massive wake up call because my whole life. I realise at that moment that I felt bad yeah. It felt sorry in guilty, in my whole life, for the fact that my brothers,
going through this, and I wasn't there, and so I ate flip. The switch from me relative to not just my bra,
their by two to everyone right so in any like by sea, a homeless person, side of the road feeling. Sorry-
for that person makes them less in their life like I can have compassion and I get have care, but its very catacombs,
Should. I care is very different, then feeling sorry
pretty well
entity Iraqi, like feeling sorry for some was it is. It is a nice way of same pity. Then it was a weird shift in the way that I see the world an see. People
so at eleven dapple Gang Herzog Breath, were, I dont think I don't think America's ready for us.
Be visually in front of them. At the same time, although picture the picture that you're gonna Marina take, is gonna below painful reminder that unite both talk publicly about this,
Kristen Christian once took out one of those face, swapping photos of unite into switched our face in Youtube,
genuinely can't tell whose faces really. Weird, though, because
been told. It looked like so many people throughout my life, but I feel like as we're aging we're. Aren't we
merging in our looks beginning and also you ve gotten way more success.
Oh and known, and its
changing in really annoying my life good good good, and I really want to go through the history of the whole thing. Is you let me set out because my earliest memory of it is is Kristen taking that face what picture from a long time ago? And I remember all that is funny, because we do I look like I was the first.
I'm you heard that no, I think I heard it
and so I knew why she was doing it, but I think it wasn't. It wasn't everywhere right now it now it comes in my life every two days. I think both of us have had tweets where we said like. If someone doesn't pointed out to me after, like a day, I think twitters broken like. I think
actually, as is not functioning for people. It's funny that on twitter people, like has anyone ever thought like eighty three earlier, I have thought it. Let me tell you what hurts my feelings when they find out
Not you
years ago now
we have so much and copper. What's bizarre israeli, we look like we have so much in common, and one of the things is that we are
both on a show that mixed drama in Kommeni, so I will help people to want me to go. I did a holding their heart
I believe there are I loved you shall I don't.
You saw montier, so sweet and they're gonna just the way that it would go between comedy and drama angle. The thank you. I know it was saw Belarus and I'm not gonna set an improbable in autumn and they like and your wife is
Otis
I don't. I don't, have a wife, let alone acute one belonging to my world, where my the most compliments are just a conduit. To tell me, they D, like my wife, has gotta get through the part where they act like they. Like me, just a very recently, a Christians from fame is is really made things difficult for me. Yeah well,
Let me tell you from my cuz: you are a successful before I was in the very first time this was brought to my tent. As my uncle called me. He goes. Oh my gosh. I thought
finally got a show of using the show scrubbs. Unlike knowing his disguise identical. Do you- and
generally. When people tell you you look like somebody. I never agree the other people I'm like. I don't see it people domain with somebody. I know Tom Cavanaugh. Do you get Tom Cavanaugh? Now you don't you get re remain together. We're going diverges that I dont look anything like railroad. You know when you do look like a little, but our Ben Diagram overlaps with John Ridder. I think, ok I'll take that would be both look a little like a young, John Ridder, that's flattering yeah yeah! I get the guy a lot from mom Krueger
the Chad Creative aggravated ear tag along, I'm not gonna gets a chat, but now it was better when you for both of us when your hair was more blonde, the aviation is there some sort of. Why are you opened a dying? I used to get highlights because my dear oh Brad, Pitt got highlight so I did too
just fallen off of it, but so my uncle says in a watches the show scrubbs and I turn it in and I got to say I was like, oh my god, that is me not just the fish
cool stuff, like the nose in the mouth, but we talk the way your lips
You once said to me, and I always tell people this story because we come from such Burke, different backgrounds. Mew said: look: what's this dish movie cells itself, we were separated birth. Twenty I didn't
identical twins. You said I was really you were raised in the in the south by Hillbilly India or eloquently little. We were gonna rancher someplace and, unlike EAST Coast, Jewish guy-
for some reason week. We have to go to the opposite.
I have to go to work with the Hell Billy's and you have to go to the bottom. It's four for the goal. Bergs will we know the gray is just a body switching calmly with you, and I know, there's no stinks. There is absolutely no days like. Oh no, I looked just like me.
The same thing. What will I do, but my picture you that that movie is called nature versus nurture and it was that the movie was, you know in a comedic way, was going to tackle. What does Europe bringing you too? You could make you a jewish guy on one side and a hillbilly on the other. It started as the same MRS ride. I won't I'm, I'm I'm one tickets sold for that movie. I dont know why haven't pitch to get at my door. I gotta see my doctor literally yesterday and war
and he's really sassy doktor. He likes to be a wise us as part of a stick and he goes
say something: I just saw this movie on the plane and I go going styles pretty good. Writing is not I who looks like you like,
jack Shepherd Jaya chips saw the plane. I beg you really really look alike. I go. I know I know he's he's real.
The good shape I gotta go now. I know you worked out with, obviously, because no, but I mean like you, really really good shape, I got an idea where they re actually retail listen. It goes ones that borders are you. I know I got it. I got so many goes go. I gotta room till abusing comes in a room till he goes. I mean the duties like really ok, take tickers, think I'll, be sure that we get a unit six blood. I think, almost thirty years, man, you look nothing like
episode, twenty one with two. We also in some ways act as though the normal curve has
tied and children are either exceptional or failing
nobody's in nominal or rights, and everything has to be curated and
Korea, graft and those twenty people that are your community better, be thou right. Twenty people to day I hope their ha well,
the other part is no, I always say apparent. I want your middle school age daughter to have a really slutty shallow best friend. Tell me why it is right.
Life and they work still heard your taking a p classes already in depth brave. So at least there is some liveliness interesting things to talk about right. We weren't it found that we got a doctor to say that I am pleased that a law be Elmo format
our second episode. Kristen Bell
the worst thing I think I ever did in your presence exactly when it s, so we have a long standing issue with leaving the house on time. I think it's a very male female normal thing, I'm not good at it admitted Lena good, I'm about ten, I'm new Roderick about mean on time or early to places have yet to appalling that waste in your late to a fault. So this is a rest.
Before disaster and it always rears its ugly head.
Regularly when we go to the movies, because I like to get there with plenty of time to get that popcorn and give my soda- and I don't see the point of my day when I have to get to a movie theater twenty five minutes in advance for the ministers in a light theatre, especially since, even during that twenty five minutes, when I have like just pattern,
as do women like fine, we'll get their whatever time you want and like you won't. Let me go out and look at the movie posters, because you're, like its amounts, are way too
more of him and his conversations, you just a story, so we were. This was one of our worst times of leaving the house. I was very pleased by the time we pulled out of the driveway and I was driving. We were going to see never say never, the digestive. I got a good thing for the second time cause I enjoyed it so much yes and I was driving even
faster than normal to get there cuz. I was afraid we're going to be late and I came flying around this corner and it's kind of a gentle right turn and I went through that turn it about fifty miles an hour and there was a huge group of pigeons in the road and.
In my life experience up to that point, you can't
a pigeon. Even if you wanted to hit a pigeon, you can hit em. They always get out of the way of your car and dumb in this. On this occasion they did not get out of the way and you hit upwards of found. It was light. It was the world at the wine. She all my god even saying, and I feel even worse than I did. Then it was he always brutal. It was, it was a terrible terrible thing. I lost my brain. We were already fighting so when that happened, I knew
This is over, like she may leave me over this. It was it was
It was really rough. We got you're, not exaggerating that it sounded like running over like a long line of cones or somebody who Africa and we got out of the movie theater
and we were meeting friends there who had kids and we sat down. I wasn't speaking the abuse and agro dropped ride through the first third of never seen ever younger than I apologize like honoured and asked. I just want to speak to you right now. That's right!
and my one word more story about the power of that movie. Right
really brought into being, as we were by the end movie. We were laughing and crying and cheering about Bieber.
Only the holder's out of it. The editor, while the want. My one regret is that I thought about
right after we did it,
Can you get out and check for signs of life? And I didn't do that and I'm very regretful even to this day, because thinking one of those pigeons could have suffered a yellow happiness. Hers is suffering because of something that we did collectively we did yes, I was ten minutes late. I wasn't there. Twenty five
minutes in advance the ARC light theater. But you are speeding up like a fucking, crazy person to try to get to the theatre, which I did not think was an ok expectation. Tat was an uncalled for speed for sure, yes plan. Then we got ice too. I was so dunned as too
but had just occurred in my life that I didn't have the wherewithal- and this is a very very few moments do. I regret where I didn't have the wherewithal to like, find my moxie and say what I men and what I wanted, but right after the documentary which work
field us a bet we released
speaking terms. Yandah movie ended with
because I realized. I wasn't gonna leave you over this, but what I was going to do is tell you we will dry, which I did. We are gonna, drive past or make sure none of them need to be put out of their misery, and if they are, you are gonna get out of the car and you are going to do with their bare hands the figures. If you're gonna kill them in the car, you should be able to kill them.
Their bare hands. We should a member really your responsibility and we drove past,
and thing none of them, but it shows that when I arrived in the road in just when I thought, thank God, this movie kind of got us back to talking you set out. We need to go back now. Has I go junior anyone back to me not in the corner and origin, a real live, you're gonna, either or fair form, CPR or you're gonna break their necks right, and that is gonna be what something that you're gonna have to deal with. Yes in and we went back and there were a few dead birds, and luckily none of them were suffering. I didn't have to do anything morbid.
Ass. It turns out that was rough, yeah yeah
and now always smattering of monarchy. A nice favorite fact check moments right. Monica yeah- I haven't been here the whole time, but I'm here now you're here right when it counts for use per use
she's, an armchair fact checked dream. Then they do she's an arm chair back Jack.
In matters of migrant workers. Short selling
I fear that idea, so we with some people, have expressed some mum interests in our arms.
Expert mugs, their gorgeous rob came up with it on his own he's got a great aesthetic data and dumb wooden.
Rob did that was weird is that ours are virtually lefthanded mugs because you gotta hold your left hand for the tent.
Forget it. I see you yes, I would.
As for me, exam left handed, but we do so
If we do order moves will order them in the correct set up must be well right handed
and you had a brilliant idea got hit. Em we're gonna sell the left handed mugs, we have about ten, and these are
the lot, because these are the things that we use here and in the attic, the ones that live by
the toilet and hearing what the price they're gonna cost a little extra Khazars special, so give or take too
thousand dollars a is great and
behind this- is which was really
well articulated by. I think our foreign Troy, I guess, Hooters used to offer like a bottle Adam bearing Young and some wings or
for some exorbitant price and then
this kind of talking point, so we
maybe this no one will ever by one for two thousand, but we'll just advertise them for two thousand, just as something fun to talk. Well, I can you believe those assholes at armchair expert, think being too grand for a mug name. You know I someone's gonna bow. I hopes
and we're gonna do something special for these moves. Even extra special or dna will be on the outward. I use them and then you have a little piece of us with you. What is usually put a price on that, would you could potentially clone us in the near future? Our friend Molly one, I'm actually happy she wants to. She deserves the wind she's. A much better person made a lovely girl
the prevailing on woman.
When I walk waving in a child, be means gravel. Those he's a fully functioning woman adult
and you too, for an smart, very beautiful, very beautiful, my body ex wife, and can't tell Eric your wife so
She is, she is incredibly stunning yoyo built like a brick should house too,
that still accomplishment. Now I don't. I don't know what that means, and I don't like any of the words and a good. Then I strike a strike. Oconnor till one
thank you because I came out of the goddamn gates with the seven ladder
the NGO which is hard to recover from so all the more credit to her house that is built out of bricks sheet.
Were able
I understand what could possibly be
It will because I think that first of all, she had house, I think, is an outhouse okay. So, back in the day before people, indoor plumbing my grandparents and now House and Laval, New Michigan habit is made generally of wood is just like flimsy made. People can pick it up and move it behind the whole, which is what my grandpa would do with his brother to their third brother.
Falls in a pit of shit on their way in the middle of the night. To use the bathroom so a brick shit how
is very well constructed. It goes it Harkin's back, the three little pigs Monica,
well built. I see
in what I'm saying is my Molly as well built yeah like a brick shit house, your Abrek shit house
We lack micro but come our way and they speak in us,
billion acts ten or so I've I've did is surmised yeah
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I have three locations.
A male rose, location, Piraeus want or or he'll helps rotation hygienic.
Through Hell. It's because I bought em out
Welcome to this episode of fact check by Monica Badman. That's me Monica Batman, Ass,
we gonna U.
Again. Where are we also in the interim, since we did the intro now doing the fact check in with the bad, we in fact checked Robin
yeah, rob a k, a wabi lob. Why must you haven't? Holding lobby he's told us that the record for
are treading. Water is a mere eighty, five five hours, which I find so hard to believe because the pursuant to sleep in that period, now they first there they play first one the record for not sleeping. Ok, then they ve water affairs. They can do. I say this sincerely. I could not stay in a bed on my back for eighty five hours,
It hurts my year after like ten hours. I start I'm in pain. Will we do still have the disposition,
we don't have an inner city. Do you wanna tell people the Edna City of this person, I'd love to, and I only like, I'm allowed to use your city. Magyar you're allowed was an indian gentlemen here ass, a continent so impressed
I want all the more round I want. My twenty three me results to show a little sub continent. I now little better that secret sauce in my recipe. You said you were making a joke. You said clout
I was I was sixteen ironing a trophy and then I went to ATM Ocean
what is our me? Well, I don't know I mean I know what it is, but I just don't know that we should be included in the telecast.
Tell me I'm dyin spheare some.
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That's what you're not gonna sound too mild ass to mouth. Yeah! That's got away!
so my mother listens to this power gallantly, that's the thing. You decided to censor new deal
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it's a very mining is earlier and that some sixty nine is like holding hands. It's. It's almost exclusively done in your in your lay teens and early twenties. It's not like you're, never gonna walk you non grandma grandpas, sixty nine in it just gets retired. It's like you.
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sending the mastery mouth action were all. I can't speak to that
I'm just show those are my core that you had some reservations. Darling. You don't know what I'm saying,
No, I know what you're saying you walk me through. No one saw all its soul,
Were you can't actual and walk me through? I did not say it was so innocent. I said of all the things you say not me,
don't say very much grow stuff. I'm a controversial two mile, whatever be who you do all the time and you love to do it so I'm they shocks as a party soon
Why? What do you say it? That's? Why? Because I am so. I am sympathetic to the fact that many
our beautiful arm. Cherries- God bless them. Maybe I don't know are not the means, but fuckin empty
when your dick out of the ass in sticking a right in the girls mouthing getting head or while you were
but for a united, and I know that our dinner, I knew it, but I don't think any of our not most of the people would think that if they heard that to me when I was a what could asked her mouth mean
someone's ass, o
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others, others, ok, Brazil, rights
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goes sideways and people are man about it. I did warn you of air. It is very, very hot,
that's it
our people excluded.
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impersonation of Turkey from Aaron Weekly. Oh that's his impersonators such a good turkey impersonally. What a niece I know before! I knew him. I think I went Gub Gub Gub Gub Gub Gub over her standard yeah, but then he goes and I think it's more like a turkey yeah. I think you're right
so her high school crush war and she planted does cease to see.
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hey man I had all San Antonio man or no no there's only three sisters NOS one of the parity and assume lorries laugh
really a lorry laugh when I believe my uncle Jesse's were am Beche de hot one girl she never blonde hair when this one the ant.
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get it, there is blonde hair
is its blatantly blonde,
her hair, that look at her route that nobody will automatically new routes are blue. Ok, I'm sorry! I hear you matches riskier Becky on full house. Ok, yes, oh my god,
Monica hurry, hair is below her hair is blonde? Is brown?
it's a light brown
I mean like right here: match her white shirt dies.
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ms married, this do see was married to Stacy and she has brown hair. That's the walk. Let's take always mine, her her huh
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most of my long long be wrong.
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Massimo Matsumoto,
you married a mossy moto. Let me just show you what I do see close
and what I know you don't need to show me: I had a sweatshirt is deuces. What do you think? That's yes, because I am a mass and mouths sweatshirt and they were very similar in there. Maybe I'm thinking of
Mass Amerika. You know what you're thinking of I no exact.
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I am putting this
now I M a little bomb
I was thinking about it. After the fact in a special and I was going back and listening, I am upset with myself
that I didn't have a louder voice in the especially the the elements of the
conversation about me too.
Who all that staff that applies
a more to me than an applies the two men sitting in a room for sure I have no problem generally expressing my opinion, but I think that
sort of a weird microcosm further,
all issue in general. A hundred percent that was exact
I think you're dead right. I think it's a total microcosm of the whole thing and why this is
even exists is because men feel like they have this right to constantly dominate our assert themselves, insert themselves anywhere. Yes, I certainly do here in women. Don't seem to have that
feel like they have that right or maybe it's not only there's biological components in cultural components. Yes, I think genuine its nature and nurtured, that's contributing to this problem, but I am
I am assertive and I'm very comfortable with you. So it's not in until it was incredibly wonderful and I was intimidated by him while I was sleeping so smart, but there is something about feeling like if you're a woman in a room with men
everything you say has to be extra,
good, more extra profound wars Roger will you gotta be the best,
army singer in the world, live in the neighborhood average White Dennis yeah exactly and you have to sort of clay
away into the conversation made yourself known, whereas no one else in that room is doing that everyone feels entitled great in so you bring it up. You, you ve kind of wanted to bring this up point out what you ve observed,
now doing thirty, whatever
checks and all the stuff
so the other difference between male and female guess they come in yeah I've
a lot of gender and discrepancy
is one being one. I added episodes with female guests, I've noticed
that women, often they they get them point across very clear
Lee and are often very eloquent and have wonderful things, a say and then immediately is followed with they backtrack
immediately like yeah,
by that I mean I'm an orderly. No, I don't I mean yeah, but it may be, and I know what I'm talking about the mitigate, what they just said. It's a self deprecation. It feels like us
struggle to have to say something definitively, even though they are there's big you very clearly, and then it immediately as like four did. I make any sense at all now, and it's just a check on yourself that that none, I will
I think I will literally say none of the man
come in, have done it and most of the women
not all there's been some exceptions, Katy Correct being one
who is used and that not having to do that. She blew. She was extra greatness, interviewer of online yeah yeah.
Her all that cloud yeah.
My best friend era weekly was out visiting from Detroit. This is probably ten years ago and damn we were at a ball
are enough. He was super drunk and
Zira awareness of movie actors, celebrities, anything he just couldn't care less about any of it
and now we are at this karaoke bartered Koreatown. Then he came out of the bathroom and his eyes were so huge and Ngos
holy shit. I just saw Fuckin Terence pause and urge the toilet.
Can I go why I saw Vulcan Terence partners at the Urinal
and whose Terence passenger who use
Jim Jim. I got magician Terence Partner, who I've never heard of him. He was here you have these.
Fuckin magician Hogwarts right
moment. This guy walks out the bathroom that I mean just barely looks like
Harry Potter area
Our was Terence Pasok, and this guy, when I see
kind of look like it. I mean he was afoot taller than him. He was much broader buddy,
I see a glasses, that's much were made em.
There is such a good slacken, Terence Partners in the toilet. Look the magician!
the wizard world, that boy so funny
The word that always boggles me as buxom me. What the fuck is that word buxom me with an accident and you say buxom me: I'm never
said it, the warrior, because its intimidating write me means big boobs issues. Very buxom is like
a p d were way to say someone's got fat, natural's mouth like any other
is the phrase I told you that I don't like fat Natchez. I know you know you know I love it. I know you love it because that Natural's did. I say that I did. I go straight defend Matthews, because that those who was triggering you
I dont like widows, fat pure, and I think it is p h. Aid to now has now when it loud ass. Now what I mean you know that Romano means
We know what it means the person and introduce you do it or the person who heard it.
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I'm I'm the one who told you
make it matches. I did not make it so to other friends of mine. Introduce me to I loved that natural gas. Any. You really think that the end
End of that word, fat is p. H. Ain t
I can tell you, regardless of what you think about it, that the two gentlemen then introduce me to the term and then
he too, it is a great compliment. I now that it's a cop,
man, I'm not saying that you don't think it's a compliment, but you know that the word fat in that phrase is not referring to P h.
Eight Lydia's, like your view, or to say she had this, just big fat, ass and fat tidies that is
your dear saying you, are in your excited. By than you I know you were talking about two different things. I'm not saying you are excited, but you're talking about actual fact
will literally, I think that's what's in Teddy, exactly exactly your attack them derogatory because-
nobody wants to be associated with anything f. Ain t got
contrary mine, Frere,
everyone joy was in here and she said she was completely:
secure in her neighborhood in the Bronx that she didn't have a fat assed that that was very much desired. Came
someone said you have a fat dick, I'm in. Thank you
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I don't like. Ok, why will never ever describe your breast as fat, Natural's, great but but but but
the point I am forced to this guy who
as the keys Monica does, whose Monica Gide my
what does she look like and then by gunpoint? They forced me
to describe exactly what you look like? What do you want me to say? Yes, back, sunlike Semi gram. Does bickering crane
about four people, a million dollars for a seaman yeah. He said he denied sexually assaulting over
as indifferent women who took his class and in an interview in which she explained why there's no way he ever needed to assault a woman. He said people pay one million dollar from drop,
my sperm here he didn't ampler alone, I didn't die, that's good anyway. I always said I can make this here,
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not sexual, but was appearing to be sexual.
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sentence without doing an ax is horrible chimera.
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well. That was
fond wasn't memory lane. I love memory lane on love, if I pop, but my turn
signal on are enormous and when I make a right turn, I look up and I see them now,
memory. Boulevard love love. Well, this was really the bachelor something was. There was a favorite for you when you,
the sum of all my favorite yellow does some like a year has gone by between some of them, and so you might think like that seemed kind of fun. But then, when you listen, you really are well,
really fun yeah, I mean really. I felt that about all everything was like God. This shows so fine we're really. I feel really like the Vienna I'd ovule really lucky to react to. Thank you for having me thanks for having me. I can't do without you
I mean. I want you to renegotiate your contract and I'll. Remember that arm chair is that was our first year and we hope we can give you twenty or thirty more yes, yes, yes, and hopefully next year's best of all rival, this year's Besta very first year
I am no walk. The worry near where I always get worry you getting our real, clear rules. We do. We do. That makes me think of her
own will soon that their interview, I read with him and play boy
gesine the interviewer asked him: do you have any tricks, forgetting speeding? Tickets? Ok, it's the best passage. I've ever read
He said you. I knew Kleiner inquiry on their sterling work. You know Paul,
then. Maybe you make a joke or some you say some kind of funny and then
you're trying to lead towards? Is that moment where you look at the Compton? The cop looks at you and you just shake your head and you both think we'll get us out here on the side of this road playing our roles in this
crazy game called why you can get to that point in the exchange is gonna. Want us poignant, it is legit. I feel like that's the best window into his mind. It is trying to get to the point where both recognise your plan
rules in this crazy.
Called life why there was a non sequitur, but I m glad we said well, it's important that we had an impersonation on
I guess you know it. You didn't even look at me. Thank you who welcome you do that for me and I call on all hormone or normal slim with more work functioning. Remember our stronger! You! Ok!
believe it or not. I actually do out unembarrassed allowing now learn something every day is a few things side now in Scott Johnson help me really figure this out. We figure this out together because Scott Johnson are so close Scotty.
Ok that we'd always like when I was at his house and he took a poop. He just left the door open, so we continue to talk, ok and I too
who had just leave the door open when I proved so he and I could continue to talk. There was a really nice level. You know intimacy yeah, but what we do
Also we do is we would shut the door when it was time to wipe-
and then we like and then like one of which is notice like oh you news, which we shut the door when we wipe, and then we really were thinking
Why then are reared in what way?
realized, is what's embarrassing about wiping your but isn't the wiping the. But it's when you have to,
Look at the time that I don't want anyone to send you doing really give feels narcissistic. Now whether Gabriel's grows its ground, but you need to its part of wiping your, but you have to examine the toilet paper to know that you're John, but it's so vulnerable.
He has required. Looking at your own toilet paper.
So I guess what I'm saying is my goal for us in two thousand nineteen you and I am honoured to really take the show them the next next love. What is that we would be able to look at her toilet paper while still talking I'd like that, the get there a mere maybe
twenty thirty years, but I think I think it's a great norstar for us to meet you there
I love you. I love you. I love you arm chairs language, so much again for giving us this beautiful experience, civil cherish toward them.
There will be one of many words. I say wrong. Thrust infects little bit, Viet
Monday are now or
if you were walking along the beach and you saw someone drowning.
You dont rounding vehement knees up in the Attic sauna fair.
The Chinese now guy still bad across
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