« Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard


2019-01-17 | 🔗

Armchair Expert Live from Toronto at the Elgin and Winter Garden Theatre Centre. September 29th, 2018.

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email you and then you go see me. You said when you email me: I've never met Dax before I know we have led by ever scrubbs and you are my movie guards day so whirling, it's not ever thought of man who had just not evil. It is great that was, a graph, already on unsafe and must be real crazy with means that it must be a triple layer? Yeah yeah, don't worry so you do email me again, but it if it was confused because I got a code name- is a co Nathan on my router. Is this real data widely either you got that decoding I gotta code name. I have to have a code name, as I explained to you, because I
bought my wife presence about eight christmases ago and when I feel that the form online I put my real in my view, e mail and then I read in the in the paper eight days before Christmas Dac Shepherd buys Kristen Bell Rabbit pen and she knew- and I was like well and that's where you got there hasn't arrived the merry Christmas and I thought I gotta do something so now I have a code name but doesn't made, it may occur. You think they're both names and- and I didn't know, lasers spam email that he has a packet of ok. It is, real good ideas with my business. It was to other people started hated museum. I you should do video memory. That was right. Maybe this is a really popular as we have over a hundred listeners,
and each lists for broad ten people, with some kind of you set out in free. If you get brings in that level, is like an M way. Show there all the ball That's all you know the final outward memory, only a fuck enriched by the time. This thing concludes. Yes, we ve never met, which is where I really appreciate it doing it. We ve never met. I may or may not be sacked wrath. My email, at best. And yet here used in an even more importantly, you just have to show due to show in here tonight. We hear ass. They went on Amazon on anyone's that Adagio do, but it was. It was intimidating and I didn't want to follow it its ongoing nobody that here, that's what you really got. Earn that money. When you do your thing like worse at nine couches, if you thought about. Maybe do in there
through this moment by backstage right. The magistrate backstage your dress were waiting Adam no hullo out. What's going on with this show phased out with my kids, and I guess I use is an accommodation. It's gonna be out of land. Is we're really seriously, though thousand amazing. Actually we not duties just little home. It was a moment literally, were UK likely a piano, and it has this beautiful melody. Do and you didn't address room by us to look at it just over a mirror and now This is how far you came in life. I won t ever done better than we have already been. You know now do any more as long as you cried one idea, so you were, did you you,
also get out. I assume and when I saw again out first, why, of course I love the movie, like ever announced, but I was so blown away with you, because you you pushed to the absolute breaking point and yet we're still dead real, and I was like this guy is. Really really talented, and I haven't seen you in your not twenty two and I got very curious about your journey to that point, because you clearly had a tunnel practice there and you are excellent. So it was With pleasure that I got to learn about you today in preparation for this, so ok, you were born in Chicago cigar. Was that Galileo is the West side, a good sign or a bad sign or a medium sized side. A bay was it a great is neighborhoods.
I had a really I really dont family like we did it with much Belize will really take far above my parents, by which I mean a thousand regular, mostly with delight I am unable to delight my dad. Was I everybody's days of you D, give like these things he came out. It was there was that it was they like, This is real. Tell her. You know, we'd all living above your parents, PETE, like other keys check you about a nice, ate my prayers and short everyday Indeed, I have my dad, you gonna give you gotta get up all your father, you require them almost nobody yet a neighbour kids gather outside your window and point out these not even leave in the nineties, because all my ideas like people were like surprised to see that it wasn't. It wasn't normal unaware live, but it now that that is the rule of your parents? Is they're going to drive you nuts? No matter what you have
friends of the lawyer, in LOS Angeles, he's, got a ton of money and a lot of nice cars and he's had a kid in high school and this? Guy has a ferrari, and I set my God fucking killed. You have been dropped off at high school. A ferrari like I would, if I would add, on an ethical things to get dropped out, That means all know. My son makes me drop of two blocks before school. Only guide dad is cursor. Ostentatious, like can't win my dad's Magnum welcome. I wanna get dropped off like a few blocks away next to me and my clung: station wagon getting dropped off like that is that I guess everyone's gettin rubbed off two blocks from school year by always bears by pairs through better. What does not answer you become apparent, you, your money. As you are you're and movies, you do stand up. Your sons gonna be humiliated. When you pick him up from a dance,
sandy humiliated me over. There is the threat to act as an Italian about so amino monkeys go to whip me. I went over Domini Blair's Google with demographic great make school where I may say makes. Maybe them Why didn't you it is. This is too difficult. Comes at a birthday party. Consider feel good. So it is me and we went to his birthday party and went against the ie, and then I hear people clap go go my also my David and uncertain Another is most evident. Why does your Google wait? We wouldn't you're gonna do
for the other. Joint rise above the gave that's com. A very complicated matter. What I do- and I bet you should be doing- is like no one here, my history, less avenue goods. I would stress that up Sammy Davis, Jr? Ok, you! Yes, I don't know what to do with the areas of the ocean this evidence available guy you're supposed to have so many moves. You don't even have it It is funny, though, right how your kids can embarrass you, because it's ridiculous, but like my five year old, if she's getting too much attention from adults, she talk, she starts talking baby talk book and, unlike my cannot stop there,
and I'm so humiliated that my five year olds, I speaking light. I mean you ve grown. You know, there's no reason I should be taken manner on crazies verse, dress was affair, it is dreadful. Now did you have siblings yes, I gotta younger brother who just get married man had a middle my little brother pathway of years ago of gas, but the meagre may say, but none of us is a really par for the course believe it or not. Yeah we a whole heap when he bears story to that's not good. You know, but you know somebody who is one of the strongest people are saying, go glaring. My belly was legitimately is either starlight. Do all the research new with the doktor was like the one on medicines has doubled
everything when it was now appreciate that a battle airlines that is one of our best carcasses of a body was made his last conversation, which was too because you have been a person with the information. So, like anything, I request that was so. Imagine me. I'm argued this crazy black family about what this man requested. Georgia. If something happened, he told you wanted me to have his car and is why we're on the ridge. You're gonna be a view people around. You know he didn't authorities that is that what he said, but I thought Good, like I do eyes request when he gets sick lies in what you are you you mean real two alone I do Pham. If I start looking crazy or my mouth is open,
take note of it was like. I was real Zagreb tell him of family, they people, let us fight to keep people like. Let me he say if you look crazy, bloody if Europe is a miracle, but we don't leave me alone, as we read about it, which is what I look My brother is the line we will laugh at. What ever was gonna will find a here already. Anyway, you can leave when we did that in such a crazy do it when we did pull the plug firing, lady passed away and all of us and this is what I knew this would I do you guys you are my brother, Tom guided, the leaden is having a portable always a crowd gonna head now. Could you family members. You don't know what to do too much. Emma auntie em occurs and they have as we It mother, daughter relationship will ate their their daughter in mother, but the really is likely maybe not describe in this way. They talk to each other.
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You have argued that you'd like data, I love just in time as regards the second Zeus. Abuses are that occurred in it with my damn is what like our strong It is a crying and hold. It is one. I know how deeply you can laugh in those guys. I'm I've been the person. Do who's been in charge of born plugin. I sent my brother, the most morbid picture. You can imagine what my dad was dying partners had to take the photograph. Lesser Deborah as my dad was sleeping and it was getting towards the end, and now I held a pillow up in front of his face was sleeping
I haven't everything you better? This is my rather than just time things up here in Detroit Dark, but I believe that we were like five minutes. Are these not hear you think those areas here? Let me like I was literally couldn't home the tax on all these years. That's crazy! That is with siblings languages. It is a human whatever. It is that you get even shoe nobody else. Oh yes, visually like when you see people getting in trouble in public for jobs, they ve made sure they should probably get in trouble, and I just compare that to the sum paid with my brother
I hope, no one minor none but the microphone our car ride, but but growing up in Chicago. There were three brothers Now, in my town, whenever there were three brothers, the youngest was nuts was yours like men, is matters cool like so we're because you think about three rather than we will really competitive to what's the age gap are used or may I just a couple years what is commonly baby two years, a baby to ease our baby scares me and now I was data around. He was horny I guess I don't want. Let's talk about it. Inordinately Warner
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like the nerve averse to basketball, dry others will a real gave room was from basketball, Basque, evaluate as we get the nickname Roma of my real name is Milton MELT Milton after which Milton my so I'm from a long line of Milton's, which is very, we counter intuitive bout. Six million straight now I broke the mountains with your kid yeah yeah yeah maybe have two million a bad name, Mamma a great name on a day like Milton Borough Milton Brand again. I have argued that even Milton Bramley Gonna learn no MBA Darnay Milton anything. They are no, no, no, no milk in Milton. So how do you do Milton and in what we re not naive grace it was best about trials gardener.
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But if you never met anyone that you know gave themselves the nickname doesn't interests. I know this was my example. I was somewhere and is due was like some brother blaze and I go now because what if I can call you believe you gave your stuff The blaze of playing a part of this is fantasy. Where you might know, how did you know? Did he tell you Maybe he just also soon come on notice that I restless they give their names themselves right presume We who knows, maybe I'm Vince big man does like maybe there's a day in your career. You go and whose office in your like you or flames on your shirt, for a blaze of near the rock awry. Like Hacksaw, Jim Dugan. There's no way.
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now that there are little brother is a superstar they're down to write his wave, at least until they figure out what they're doing with their own lives. The other two three: today's beginning January, twenty fourth, at ten thirty after the season premier abroad city on company central another great show enjoy so you're in, go in there. What aged you decide I'm getting in the comedy you're in a perfect city for that matter, Chicago's grace did not want to do it early at a starting tonight about eighteen relating only to start their number statuary stand up here and you stand up and about this idea of second city. I took some classes like colleges because I've never took an acting class and it is they might somebody's teachers. They teach you how to do so. I think you can maybe do naturally sometimes overdue, like
when I go to my friends, lay acting the chill cases that are used to that crazy teacher whose actor, also banalities teach anybody he really booking. So it is like a we're. Just tell me: what did you do like like going today? Lash and are making to cry crazy story about himself comfortable. I won't you described as broadcast like you, you couldn't have sounded a better in a shorter, more concise gray, the coach acted teaches maniacs do and what the EU is like, maybe offering cry with them out, even know about alive. I might do this a showcase or whatever I do know classroom differently but light. But you remember, your father came upstairs well well. Well! Well, knock knock knock varies the door weight that emotion, my while action. You didn't candy intimacy,
but you're doing for quite a long time. Yes, before you get on last comic standing but now he ass, a God. Damn it love Milton the fucking Milton when I say what you did your curiosity. What I did Let us come extent. I was only doing it of us a few years. The first time I did it. I was a few years ago. I did it twice, o unaware of the two thousand and seven years ago I did before actually really we have to act like a different person. The second time funny you funny version of years, younger first them I did more new into comedy and then by the time I did it again. Oslo, more polished is lousy. We got to the seminars and still allows nobody, but you're you're, twenty eight when that happens
He took out a quick Maya by twenty eight yeah yeah. Seventy nine. Sound, pretty large doing man just ignore air, we did it twenty eight! You ve been doing it for ten years here in our you Are you working on the road enough that you're like you're making living are yeah? I guess I'm wondering is, are you panic that any point? Is there any point we're like oh shit? Maybe I need to go in another direction now, like that. It's the good thing about starting on eighteen and nineteen had no responsibility added to that last chemist. And it happened. I was I just got married I dont come not married at eighteen. Twenty eight You just did Ben. I got there.
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You got four in the butter. They give you a lot of mine just so much better and it is a vehicle for the butter. Add dip everyday and ran last about an absolutely napped in whatever I clean up my face and you do not dislike red lobster. So you're kind of it is you do a reboot of living color? Yes, there was a big brain that was the big break to me, bilingual Hollywood it! No. I was like that some arcane army ways. If we give you that stand because it even air, but I still owe Dini never here we were young. We scared because I loved in living color, so many people came out there. Bonkers Genome, I wrote a show car name your adventure NBC either come after like say about a bail out. As the
I wrote them because I wanted my eventually could do to do. Eleven color- and I was thirty. Ah they simulator best are virtually cancelled, my god there rose you imagine what we beg, as they were very diligent vigil. Come true, but the issue has been cancelled. Oh my god, damn That is our tv words budgeted man knows. Is there What did you have any reservation about? I guess you didn't, because you had their their approval. They weren't a little bit like ours is a good idea and it was a dream come true, like I always added Laurie I ever bring. They show back yeah so when it came and it's a really cool story, do I get it was was a normal. They was auditioning people all over. The country is Chicago it was created. A lot of people wouldn't tell me anything like it was a secret until ran until real about our decision. It is one of the coup Calvin, emphasise these nay yeah comical looked of other things
are we to do more. We call me when you they auditioning nobody every day of real, Your compliments away. Is anyone with Doin it dead, dinner, ready. The only way it wasn't until they was looking somebody else you to click came in. I'm always shown a girl was Wanna produces a you know. You do just suggest another glitt, oh sure it was a mighty one post. It was a random person recording. Is that those kind of mad about? Maybe people must have you do banking supervision and that's the one debate. Selina, some random bomb. We do a stand up later more clips found a way to get in touch with me com. Energy. At the time I was up in a terrible data, Thursday day driver my car and met the gas patient this. While I short peak, we shouldn't drive my trucks light. You don't be late, Europe is what people are gonna, be bag and open it'll be known in she begged the encryption
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geography notion of all this stuff, but then you go like I can't. I've got a refined, misgives they're, going to ask me these things. You gonna go to make a decision. What am I going to pass on? What are the elements I'm going to say? You know that I still believe or grey in what am I gonna? Will you know skill you think about it as a key? You don't just get it from your parents ray you, have your grandparents. This believe knew about it, but which is actually a good thing yet, as I think it helps to make their own decision later. I just don't think you forest. Also they have questioned? I just want to add my own stop is this is all you need? The biggest thing I teach to them is is: is this faith in general, which I think is not necessary? Religions is more like believe in yourself and being can others eleven. Other people like it. This is a dream you go towards. Is this? The simple stock is, if you have smart, He is the reason why they ask the right questions at the end of isn't these only and Myspace might say you you know all about will not about me.
Grandparents on a weekend visiting them one baptize me southern Baptist and the other one baptized mean a catholic church. Either ask my parents maybe it's by fourteen those I gave you a freak out about my mother in law like indoctrinated, my kids would deserve, like doesn't even matter like thinking disappeared. On another decide now will be that we have a nothing the coolest things about me. What the future is now is that you do have access to just figure out what you want to do right now. You know why I think now, as parents, you know I generation of parents a lot more open to like YO. I can't Tell you what to do is I'm a level you no matter whatever. It is that now, on that topic of loving kindness to There's the most exciting thing I read about you is that you are in a car accident that ended in fisticuffs. Well, here's the thing!
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I've thought about that. If social, historical, countering the context that he took it, which of course, is correct, like he should have that instinct to be like? Oh no, don't turn all the voting yes, but but which is Bunny cause he's. Probably no. He said his son is one of probably the one of the few minorities there near persons of colors yeah so pie trying to fit in or be or whose, with Turkey he might love dams love attention. I now in its totally fine yeah out the historical context. And do you do you imposed a past historical kinder to someone who's enjoying themselves. This is the power of culture. The example I always try to give is in Papua New Guinea when they they greet little kids. They fondle their genitals, now neurons fondling, their genitals, inner pinup sexual manner. They just fondle each others,
when they re kids. Now have you lived here in some final, your genitals, your whole life. You will grow, but lots of problems that would be trauma cause. We that's the culture we live and where that what you would have been abused yeah, but if you're, if there's no distinction of abuse, you dont have trauma it's it's in emu. I guess what I'm saying is. Culture knows no bounds. These things that we think are in no intrinsically good or bad or this, or that there really are wrapped up in this envelope of culture, yeah dance, for people and their given your attention and clapping and feel good, you need to feel guilty about it. Now you doubt, except I wonder if he will later like. Who knows? Who knows? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know how it started like how did it start where he first started dancing for people and then they start a clap, but with so interesting. Is it
like every ten year olds. Looking for that thing that they can, they are and are gonna, be borne away by your would so if he had two if he had come over and his son was alleys on escape board and doing Ali kicks lives in a rose chairing, he probably wouldn't think anything of it. But it happens to be dancing. It also happens to be the group around tat. Maybe if that was a more, Multi cultural industry. We use doing a historically white activity, maybe even if it was a wide activity and bullets and with a bunch white people around the world? it, probably is why the singular hosts, PS. I I don't know it's just an interesting thought. I hadn't really thought about it here. Look if I were him
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some are creating a game in their head and now it is deep feels very introverted. Doesn't it yeah? I guess so I guess it. As you know, we ve taught frequently about Klaus. Yeah. Yeah lags, I dont know if we write what they hear, but not here, but in our law. Yes, in our life, Klaus, the greater sellers of catana enemies, german gas, and were very intrigued by Klaus. Yes, sometimes you referred to and one more thing we do, and if God and he became aware of us, because we talk about settlers that contain so much imposed pictures of it. That somehow were got to him all the way over in Germany and he sent us a signed game. Geologists cos in German and then we thought what if you want to play with, can you imagine, then? What did we oh? No, what if we won, we started thinking what, if we be Klaus-
his own game, crying? Oh, no, I pretended he was crying and German and it became a whole thing yeah, yeah, you're, never gonna beat somewhere around very. Where the most his mind. It's ok, square. Now you would be so sad and already hugging Klaus, that sounds nice year converting him, but he was, we decided, I guess the ultimate result was that we decided we would throw the game if we were playing with Klaus share share, but I We also want a zombie playing our very best to seek, as he looks We don't need to worry about this. He's gonna beat us I dont know I dont believe back just like the person who invented baseball was as good as making mantle. I know he's coming into play it so much in order to figure out all the rules, the end through still dice involved.
I mean I could be our luck. I played a lot on my phone over the break. I'm not allowed to play here, that's my role for myself, but I can play when I'm home in on the airplane, and I did, and it was so weird being by myself doing it. Because I know that there were a couple games where I started it and I was like this is not like that. You're gonna lose definitely losing and not really, because I did anything wrong. They put the two best paused before Miss your term. Not even spots was like nothing was getting old I'll die every time I got robbed buried. It was like all these things. I had a really fight. The urge to gardener, gay, ass yeah. I make myself go through with those two and I'm often shocked and winning those games. Ally, dinner. You didn't we now I had to lose
Let me like I'm getting a little closer and felt like. Oh I'm glad I didn't quick, but then I still love you boy to thirteen point like I do now. I dont you hate this about me. My favorite thing in the world is to win the game. You played a thirteen, but there is a way to get two fourteen point in wine and when I do that, I take a screen grab and I send it to you and you hate it, because I have won a couple different times of fourteen the three into odd arrive. Feel great. What that half of you, like Klaus, air, I'm celebrating, I had anything about you. You know you know now come on. Whales are not allowed to say the word head, any marble,
as you are raised him from high vocabulary, does the use they had all the times, though anyway, but there is no bad thing about you. Ok, so, oh you made a joke about his name Melton in use that it wasn't a good name, and you said the head is there there has never been MBA Star named Milton Raw Milton Doyle Milton Doyle sounds like an Irishman. Is it I dont believe he is because he's why our guy, He is, I think, still a guard. The long island necks. No now it will be here. I love you, I love you so much of the long island. That's probably have not been the lie of the Mets fur. Because it was a wise short. No, sixteen there's been ninety. Ninety three now that camp
the long island met since the New Jersey NET I bet it hasn't been along the twenties or something ok. I guess it renders do I've gotta go my face so that New Jersey Nets move to Brooklyn and lump went there. I guess the long island has said on the site that I saw there were still way. For this at all, but miles and all around the Mai borough Milton Doyle is still or star, as NBA Star. Currently Bud now now here. Our era the point I made my ology that we in biology or maintain that the point stands because my point, was that when a little oral grew up with the name Milton ends, cargo vows. Yes, when he in Chicago in the eighties, with the main Milton there was a bummer of a name in there weren't any mba stars, Nay Milton's. The point I was making was a user name on the playground in Chicago in the eighties, and now now
be easier because we got the sky and the long island Slash Brooklyn measures at some guy share. Doing Monica was a good name, a girl with Eden dislike the analogy totally fine, I hated it, but it was not like it sounds why right down the middle yet sounds right enough. Another it lovely to pronounce on the roll. No one stumbling when I go to text you too, to monocles pop up yeah potter view and Monica Potter, health MP yeah they Monica Potter's is why does it gets right tiers of black haired whitey yeah? My name is very lucky. I would say I could have gone a lot of different ways, my real last name much longer impediment Yeah has all these extra letters. I don't even know how to pronounce. It are some of the letters Nobby runnin around about yeah for our character, the whole number and my dad's dad
or my dad's grandfathers, somebody Fernando yes early, thank God, and so my dad's name is always been Patman but is actually way way way. Laundress I got really lucky. I wanna hear it so bad I'll find out what it so my goal at the end of this progress in twenty years is you are so indian your unrecognisable? you'll, be where he traditional indian garb he'll, be speaking one of the many dialects that all evolution of this body cast. You want me to I would be allowed to live here in person. You'll be Mama Sheila. Does that you're there? what was her saying. She said something that was very scary and then she said that wasn't visual check that you each other. While that was fresh and forgot about cross yeah
your memories been re J, while one of some of the supplements I've been taking. I know I'm thinking. Ok, methamphetamine gets probably that warning. You really have been taking adapted and rights. By building my memories thing is getting worse it well, that's the trajectory of memory and suggest gets worse and worse can gradually China fighter with these adapted to air. These powders mind seem to be working, maybe by members, to get bad so that it can come back up like a phoenix. Rising from the Tec. Anyway, mountain dream Mythology noted the phoenix Europeans, for I know everyone who read Harry Potter, knows about the Phoenix. I have not read Harry Potter emotionally looking forward to doing that with the girls, I suppose, but I want to do it on tape knows when I was young, I read it. I'm listening
We read books. I have a learning disability, as you have talked about a couple of million times on here, and I was you know. Book was hard for me to read them neither day or just dealt. I was reading her thee, the great Pixar movie about DS more, whereas where I see I can't say that either marijuana no, no, the day of the dead cocoa. Ok, I was reading whole go in. There were so many spanish words in there that were so hard for me to her now it was. It took the wind out of that bought. My long was sore after it took all my concentrate. I was Caput, is there a boot ere? You are able to speak in June Hence I don't know why you were enabled to speak in Spanish, be I think, of my ancestors germanic, genetically I'm predisposed to those hard consonant share. Yeah, that's hard. Sometimes those kids books are high
to read. I have that problem ten. I just think Terence pauses full of all these years, which is names or logs and goblins, like they all have silly names that I'm gonna every time I have to say where the characters names, I'm gonna have a hard time. Ok, I understand that thought me to read it to you That would be great hurry to two guys. I know how to pronounce everything on random a couple times looks yeah, let's start soon type, ok, so back to Milton's. Now I'm self conscious that I'm wrong about this, but I in my research I also found a Milton O Bell. Bradley Junior is the retired Major League baseball outfielder. I discuss of cautious because This person's name is Melton Bradley and Rob is saying. I'm correct, warbler gonna walk Bobby noses athletes and sports and sports teams in sports mascots. In particular, he shared lays without eyes shut,
lay was that by now as the blasphemy laws Omer, but little monsters the devil's that then I shall Devils New Mass got in. I thought his name was blazer some. He looks like he's on fire in going to hell speaking a blaze. Yeah there's a good transition. You talk about a person, a blaze. They gave himself the name blaze near and I want to be able to fact chickens. Say if his name really is blaze, but how can I do? That is the reason that you met one time some hairdo and but if he is listening, I'd like him to write to other than to, alas, tell us I am really is blaze because I believe that his name could really be blaze. I do if you saw me you wouldn't believe I know you said that I took some of that. Because some of it was well now I took out the description you gave because it's gonna be hurtful to some people. Why would I, sir?
religion, Jean no one's wearing truly still Darnay might be, and that does not make them right. So I had to take it. Guy anyway. So how do you describe people? You know? That's the problem because new describe thereby re that we want and what we need that describe. People in life is relevant to the story. It's it's, but it's not the tapestry. Now you can describe but you're saying the reason that you knew he was lying and Fulla shit was how he was dressed, and that is not true. It could be a good clue so miserable or try, I'm with you through a degree k, but there is some clothing styles. Kinda is aggressive? There was a popular one called affliction. Ok, that's that was in there was cut her here. Ok, you know there
There are some clothing lens catering to toxic masculinity it's ok to make fun of that interest. We need a place, a safe place to make fun of that will you be wearing a bunch of like real big steel jewelry in your face with skulls and stuff like tat you saying something right, yeah, but I'll give it here. I feel it and we're gonna, show people into being nicer. We also live business, not nice, to wear the type of gene relieved, his knees, but these affliction shirts basically said do you that was the name less to kill. Baby, I welcome back again yeah. So yes, but this is my fear-
Let me tell you really embarrassing story. I thought there might be idle right at all to this decision, and so you were true religion genes a little longer than he should now. I never wore them. I wanted sale, they were hot tea. I had a pair of more them all through filming employ a month. I was in true religion here we have it and style on the West Coast right. So how do we know what's happening with people? We don't want to judge their personalities based on the trend that through the street, look you everything your thing true and everything I'm saying is true, which is we need a shame. People were wearing aggressive quota methods are sending is fuck you. Let me tell you that my story- ok, I sell I once by an early tea, sir. It was purple and ahead of it.
Design. I had a hard on it and living in popular because they weren't attractive, but why did the more they weren't tractor I mean my my opinion, they weren't, but they were usually popular, which leads me to believe they were attracted to many people right. But you know it, but I probably didn't think I was attractive, but I probably heard the name and then I stumbled upon it and I wanted it because I guess I thought it was cool right and now it's so an era sing them owned. I wore it sure, that's great! That's part of the twentieth. Part about being alive? Is that you put yours, you, go out on a limb and try out a style many suffrages of later, and then it is really points out. How goofy we all are. It's kind of it is, but it's gonna cute of us all it stupid when we look back at her cell. Yes, you're right, but I don't. I would have been so sad if I was living
my favorite podcast and I was wearing it and your right, then, sir, and then my head, RO. My call leaders said that it was, but maybe you would be doing you a favor in that, if you're wearing you know the full garb? That is basically time the World You are I'm not vulnerable and I'm pointing out to you that. Maybe that's the message. We are sending and you can evaluate at that moment. All that is the message I wanted. It could be helpful here could be look, there's, probably a lot of people listening, ten or twelve. There are thinking, oh you're, wearing overalls, the big fuck you someone has the opinion about my overalls that I have about true religion genes with lots of rhinestones on packets yeah.
I hope they dont, because I love your overalls and I love your style and I think everyone should have their own style in boom is, if you know your intentions, like a doesn't bother me when people criticise my overall here about wearing them since tenth grade, you got my first pair car heard overalls and I just enjoy them. I'm comfortable people not liking them. He even my favorite, even of Howard Stern, went on a ten minute tirade about how stupid overalls are still love em. There were no pack. My decision aware them at all: it's trail of you if you fuckin of your feeling good today in your affliction teacher and your chrome arts jewelry in your true religion, genes than fucking good on you and not listen to me, enjoy your day Erika, that's a good take away so does Vince make man give names, tourists Larsen great question, good question. Now
think they give him to themselves, but then they have to basely get them approved because they can't have to buy the name document now. Called you really like the book are the Fucker furthest shall at their doing wrestling shall yeah. I read the man whatever it is called I wanna join as snake bliss are down called Steve, asked Jake the Snake Roberts. I couldn't joiners him Superfly Snooker thirty taken Knuckles That was one of the guys when I was a kid yawning other guys. When I was a kid there, unlike Jean I loved bigtime rustling Toby Toby were, of course under the giants. Number one, of course, but here are some of the folks. I like Superfly, supervised Snooker. The ultimate warrior attain the british Ridgepole dogs. They were twins, hacks, Jim Jim Dugan didn't care for him yeah. He comes up in this episode. Oh he does ok, then Lou Albino he put, he had the rubber
man's invading Lou Albino ok at iron, Sheikh racist, I think, against middle eastern drugs. Break loose Albano had some on tiny rubber bans in his beard and he made his way into Cindy Lubber videos Anna Cindy Lubber movie. I was love when guys ended up in these movies. I'll tell you another example. King Kong, Bundy loved him. He was second biggest Andre. The giant he ended up in gang movie, my brother and I love called the wanderers You know what else Lou for rig. Now it was then I love you man, four ignores not a became rested just for the record alone. He was anybody Diner Gilbert, and he was the hawk. The incredible write to me: it's all the same body, building and big time. Rustling here was the certainly there's a lot of cross pollination and migration from once more to the other
why just went to Adobe Debbie Raw man? Oh yeah now, and it was too loud for this man. If I went again, I loved the shell, but the rock and roll between the fight was so aggressively left. So I'd give you a wet with jazz in some of our other friends and Yan and I'll be eased all gazers come home and I was like how is it so there was too loud for me. That's how calmly- and I my french colleague, from how that's how we knew we were too old for Hollister, we'll tallest Hollister as a store in the mall. Ok, that we used to love. It was like, I think, owned by the same people's Abercrombie or something and ways to go there, a lot that was our favorite store. I was kind of sir for California, but rather be ok like allayed bag by, but a kind of retail crappy yap. And at one point we realise what we were to offer because, like it was crowded and in
loud and their end fell like we'd outgrown in we can tell by the volume right yeah, but I do want to go back to a rather looking with. Plugs running over the really enjoyed it with your plugs by then you one beaver touch your friends. You write men on enjoy you not that you just isolated exactly what my issues with the volume. I only go places to talk to my friend yeah. It's me it's just another setting to be doing their yeah. I dont want to do anything but talk, but is it next to people staring forward? either it's boring so boring, but honestly love com was concerts either. There's a handful of people, love seen, amounts do, and here they are definitely be able brothers I'd, love to see them and culture they or I'd really like to spectacular ear loves you an all out, yeah losin, steely, damn
any of these bans where the musicians are so talented, like their road musicians, are long time like they're, like steel, Indians, drummers, always the best rumours in the world I guess I love that, but be it in general concerts. No thanks, yeah and you always hear me say too: I don't even want to receive a bit job for more than one hour right, there's nothing. I want to be doing that long either. It's all too long, like this project's factor, this law too long, Ok, is there a red lobster and Canada? Yes, new. There is at least one read Lobster and Alberta Manitoba Ontario and Scotch Rwanda, ray congratulations, guys, yeah go get. Those cheesy biscuit was then there are a lot of canadian arm cherries and I'm really happy that they can go. Get those cheesy biscuit and I'd like to have this and see if they hold up. Yeah
behind I got older, we get the more I'm learning. I keep the arrangement of thinking that it's gone downhill and have now come to realize I might just my taste of changed. I don't, imagine how people are now, oh that we had the right Dangle sailor. Yak, that's kind of a win I flew was he's still really like I liked it wasn't as good as I remember, but they did not put heavy mammies on about bad. So I can't really judge, but it was good. It was really good. Well, what did at hand is the lettuce was. There was like two pieces of ladders they were not the most fresh, green I've ever seen, no difference we did ever delivered. We had, delivered and- and it's just something I never would have noticed like. I don't think it's that it. There was less. Let us the night there used to be. I think that's what they do and I never would have noticed in red hair about web, and now I care
Let us now still say was good. It was gonna cut. I wanted I'd have another area, but I will definitely make sure we should eat m in a burger king, ok and get happy. Man is ok, but I did my combo manners and catch up and it was fantastic. The ok see since so many people have come out of living collar. Aha, and our ability to really say who Jamie Fox, Jim Carrie Burma from Oil David. Alan Greer, Jennifer Lopez right she was alive. Dry girl, but you also have the brothers all three of our other rang. The Wayne brother came from in living color and I loved Damon yeah love. I really liked him somewhere do they call it a car heard or a car bonnet in Canada. Oh great clashings are part of the Commonwealth in England.
Call the bonnet yeah, but I'm gonna stay. They called a hood in Canada. Bade him good. Yet car heard is the metal part that covers the engine of an automobile. The term car hood is a north american term, used primarily in America and Canada. Hood comes from the old english word Hod, which means a hood a soft covering for the head. Interestingly, hood is used by british English. Speakers referred to the waterproof cloth top covering the passenger compartment of a car works. Weird me, yeah, a car bonnet is the metal part that covers the engine of an automobile. The term carbonic is a british term, is primarily in England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, India, New Zealand, Australia, etc.
Bonnet body. I wonder when you become full Virginia and again if you'll start saying borne away to my knowledge, the only thing they're doing in India that I would label is a little bit outdated. Is shooting industry poor task that poor people, it's also cultural, do not that is holding a southern sixty minutes. They want to combat that they may build bathrooms. People still prefer to go outside because it so the driver went in society here. They want make their yeah it's a good thing, may get bigger. I mean I'll be on a social movement to stop it. When I was there, I did not. While I did not poop industry ochre event, didn't witness anyone doing that either there were tons of poor people, and I had a bad bladder
Action is now really bad into our how bad like hospitalized. Now, though, beer just heart really bagger here, cranberry Juicer no or may be bad, they were giving me coconut water, a feeling that make a work of art. When a water before cocoanut water was he really look about their very ahead of their Tonia. Will there ahead of their time with a treatment I think with like Ire Vader treatment?
my powders, or they are vague there. The ad adapted genes are only are yeah. That's love, something you know I would have said is complete, who, in the idea that Poncho karma no, my joint pain, was alleviated considerably, yellow unload, say that's my dad said the exact same thing when I was home just over the break. We were talking about homeopathic step and he said he said TAT. He would normally never think that thou whatever work, and it was a lot a boo. But then he said he had some experience where he had to go, and then they gave him some me some crap and it vacancies problem. Some bark offer some tree yap. Almost probable Are you an area hoboes and is growing? Wasn't Bomer? Oh you couldn't recalled the movie. You can't handle the truth.
Well is from. Can you now here a few good man yeah, that's it well! In the end, it's also. I want to say one thing: it was not appropriate to. You in front of the live audience, but had we been in here, I would have done this and I feel obligated to do this. Is he tells that story? I bring up him getting arrested and, He told the very end of the show, so wasn't really we're rapid things up, so you want to get into another thing and then also with it would have been a bit of a downer in front of the live awnings. But at any rate I did want to mention that story than I am laughing at these kind of laughing his way through about getting arrested after some white guy beat him up here in a very profound, a yes, I dont want to escape pass that yeah that that's the kind of thing that can happen to him that I just can't happen to me
Korea, India, here, like a successful comedian like him dealing with that I now he knows kind of telling enlightening ere. I don't really think it's funny about. His story was when he was always a master of the House as a great story. Teller, so is a fun. Fine quote: store a yeah. It's not a funds, don't know the kind of overall implications of that are horrendous yeah than the fact that some fuckin asshole could beat his ass in them. He gets arrest of forest. It's almost unfathomable that What happened like it's? It's a testament to. How are you big was it is ubiquitous. It is that he doesn't even think tat. Not even thinking of it in those terms is ongoing. That's life on planet earth from yeah. It also requires I ate like a strain to be able to let something like that, like girls of you, yes, I would never
or be able to do that. Firstly, New Toby born you met them June happened to me nine years ago. We sell all encompassing all way. Yeah yeah. I kind of like proof that you have the power for how much you're gonna let things effect you. I guess I gas, but also that it is no wonder you're going to surrender to it or not vocal about it, but you can do all things. You can add a defect, you and you can be vocal in changing air, but that was there was a bummer story, William in retrospect hurry. Well, I love you. I love you. I hope you feel better. Thanks, you're not gonna, get fired. Ok, the report will be giving a good report can act,
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