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You know it's exciting about this is weakening work together, account you, as a friend, yeah. I know very little about you because we're new into our friends, I guess that's true right yeah, like what do you know about me anything I mighty. No more about you than you know about me because of this some commercials cousin. All this Samsung ease, which I call them I met. You owe a couple times in IRAN. Remember meeting. May That's gonna Hollywood in me it does not. Allow me, I'm cold weather should already the first time. There's no reason you remember me: ok, it was nineteen ninety five hour, oh no, no, no, no, no Zack, so lovely forfeit, yeah, no yeah I was a you know: shakespearian actor in New York by the way learn this yesterday. Monica was so thrilled we're going. I can do a line of Shakespeare about it, renders both earmarked. I was in Beijing,

Eddie Shakespeare in New York, making zero like paying to do these shows up and my out of and lorry, not in our role as she was maybe call back then and me mere my roommate MIKE in New York. It's time we were all friends from college we went to allay. See what the other? How the other half was your right and we went to a groundlings show went to lorries grounding shows and I met dad. Outside Laurie was smitten, always dating Steve Agee. At the time we love who we'll have agencies the Bears s guy on the planet, so she was like you have to meet. This is hard time. Oh my god, damn

that's a robot. You look exactly like. You did back their moral jacked tattoos everywhere. She was like she was like he's a nice guy like MIKE we're like all other stock, so we are immediately intimidated, no and in love with now and I was like this guy's gonna- be my best friend some day we all day and was I kind Yes, you are a great guy. I'll go go, go now, you know have so Lulli. I don't have a bad story about you before you. Remember me. Ok, thank you because every time the email you go through these store, in life and by the way I do to a ton of gas cuz. All I've met a lot of the guests we have on and they don't remember and they're waiting with bated breath to find out if the punchline is in, they were an asshole. As do I, if I hear you so I am really pleased that I wasn't

Wagner MAX. I will you where we got top gear, you guys, and I was there I am so site You are doing two in your life yeah man, basically what you gave me. Was you remember? burden meeting me because we also met at wet dog moon, lack Now it was you and crest in, and I was just sitting there by myself as I always right- and I was I cake eyes and Christian was like hey you're, the best I love you. This is Dax. Nose like I met you before and you will. I know you have it. Like I said now, that's right. There's your famous, and I assume I remember meaning a famous person, but of course, but I was either of AMOS, neither either of the times not true, not true that the dogma, what done moon lack? I was already an enormous fan of a hot supply machine which I'm sure, told you about you. Do you do that

where it like. I had all kinds of knowledge of you. I was aware of you. I knew you were oh great comedian, but I didn't watch a ton of the daily. You re not goes it wasn't a perfect show, but I guess political Kommeni wasn't, who now no power political comedy is not for everybody. Why? Once I got off that show? I not only and watch the daily true, but I didn't watched money for our news channel that I didn't know The news at all, I was done. I've read these Sunday New York Times, and that was a year. You're like a vivid important enough. It will continue under the Sunday additional find out what I like John. Oliver show the best makes me feel good Yet somehow I don't know how he does it, but it makes me feel good. That's our fate show me call at church in an I have that appeal. Unlike I'm, do a half hour of politics a week and it's gonna come from John Oliver. So of anything else happened I'll, never know, but it's got such a fund spin that I like it.

He worked so hard. He downward so hard. The writing on the show is just on parallel yeah. Well, his head writer, TIM Carvel was one had writers on the daily show he's my favorite writer. Ever he special he's so special. He and John Oliver together, because John Oliver was also daily, show like got on to show before they hiring correspondence as writers raised that what ended up happening we want hoop among oh for the acoustics. I have to just point out. That this is our first human interaction episode sense courting started Yerevan, I am room were in the same room now that you're lying on a bed in Monica Lane on bed, while she's got flit Marilla. Where lay on different beds, by the way, how angry I doubted rob nine? We married two beautiful children, too beautiful children. Now the only thing I would.

Say about that. You have your years wrong, so I totally believe that story happened a I want to mention two. I love lorries. So fantastic and I now remembering she's Super Boston right oh yeah yeah supersedes from Gloucester. Do glass tat she's from Optical Asta, she's got like seven, team brothers yeah, they fire the evocative dude do know you, you think you're joking off the phone in semi tyro boys. The aim is in glass, fuckin guy, that fuckin shit, stave, Auburn, engineer, locking up and down in the party, but I'm afraid all those kids yeah anytime a family had more than two brothers watch, the fuck out in my town, the thirty one was always what would cut you would. Would fare slice your neck at the am afraid of families, I'm afraid of high school kids. Even to this day, you are from Boston Liore yeah do you know been in math?

Now I now would be the closest to knowing I have only one way feud with better I would again be ok. Can you tell us? Yes, I can t Are you the story? So I'd posted the G Q men of the year awards one year, you did great job by the way. Didn't ways in the front teeth was banner flak Leonardo Caprio Al Gore allotted unable, and we have to bring it back. Tim Carvel, all the writer. Had writer of the daily showed the time wrote the jokes with me, ok and so we had some great jokes and it was me ten and then my wife was back there. And we got a ride to the place we got like you know. First,

class. Although a first class, the water bottle water in a sack- and I got up there, I start my job was to start roasting. People they re excitedly, tell you that our yes answered. I said it. So I started roasting Ben Afflux worms and chin. Jennifer gardener was behind him sort of Lange she was looking at me, the swedish person, the were looking me shit king, her head, don't do it, don't do it don't do it. I said Ben Ass, like is here do in of roses. It should have Bed Africa's here, you know been ass. I have a lot in common except only one of us drives a Maserati for both of us have called out general garners name during climax. Bobby you, kids, it's pretty funny years and a german Jennifer current or just words,

shaking her head going. No, no, no, and he staring didn't, find a funny. He did not That's funny, didn't he. It adds that have both said that I laid to Leonardo Caprio, I Lady Henry and then in beats. I'd room. This is where they put will feral laughing it everything I said: there's nothing better than headings aren't work because that's exactly who is he was doing it to make me feel better because he was thrilled that I was fail. Floyd's mirror neurons in right. We all live in fear of their Almah, comedy it's delicious when it's not I've been these him and my wife, where the back just with one hand, on this side of their face, like oh dear oh dear, and then I had to introduce Al Gore. I introduced Outdoor Gore. I said you know. Al Gore is going to come up here and say some

and he gets up there. He goes well. We have survived the bar, herbs of Rob quarter Roy. I heard that I am an enduring this time. Why he's talking? I don't know what I'm saying I go back to him and my wife and I go start. The fucking car I have to go back on and five more minutes and I have the five minutes right now. I'm gonna end. I have jokes about the job gas crew, oh boy, who are also there as G accuse men of the air Course- and I said this is not going to go well, so I'm going to say goodnight everybody thank you and I'm going to walk up stage, I'm going to walk into my car and I'm going to get the fuck out of here and there. When I got you sandy, my wife was:

I'm gone, I mean the tar all your stuff items like I'm going to stand here and what a watch you good luck Godspeed and I get up there, ed. I say something about the jackass guys and Steve O o sit down. You she added ass. Now why I never thought that the Mai daily show. Crag would have any worth where Where are the guys who everybody loved, was Devos Great Steve, raise a wonderful guy love all those guys and I still have no ill will Tori evolve. He was z in Sue heroin and calculation alcohol and he was another event in his mind, he was yelling and I have no. I have no ill will towards them. Would avail Gore had gotten up there and said well I'd like to thank Mr Corduroy, for

cooling, the environment with that guy S, gold, delivery of sub standard comedy that was chilling. Can I be your agent for this gig yeah Roddy, sub guy so man hey when I met you. Do you remember what you told me? You said vertical integration that, and you also said that you wanted to work with Leonardo too, every outlets in ass, lack true Jennifer Guard remember now. While I made it happened, big guy, what you're gonna go On Friday, night now and you're gonna take a shit on all of them, ok and they will never want to work with you again. We'll have worked work with them technically in young guy, yeah. How most that pay all its great it's great there grand they're gonna give ten grand to your favorite charity in your dick. If you don't do that, and if what the money, instead of giving the charity or de la jeez well described.

Perfect situated in Irving will send the hour, I'm totally a great they'll, be water in the sand at car that never stops running. You will tell the driver. So what I do know about who is. You are from Boston how far out from downtown Boston above fifteen ten fifteen minutes from the highest point in Weymouth Massachusetts, you can see the skyline of Boston, ok, and what a dead in mom do my dad work for mass sport. What's mass mass pour, it runs the airport, a bridge is it's like a semi public Massachusetts Org Are you sure I borough or whatever new yeah? Exactly I? So it's a semi public organization and he was in charge of pollution control. All really now, that everything that's a great thing bright, but green

piece showed up at our house one day and they were like. We would like to you guys to sign this pamphlet to clean up Boston, harbor and my dad, the sweetest guy in the world by the way said what I can't sign this, because it's a conflict of interest c. For my job. I pollute Boston harbour. Had it it's true, I was not to make sure Boston. Harbour was unpolluted. Patty s head to cover all the pollution. It they were blooming in. You want a pact that harbour with, as many boats is possible, dumping their village in there. Now he didn't even care about that, just one of the track of all the dirt going into the high when he took no position on turning to love. It was like he really did

I doubt that here, like a well believe what have it here in the front door. What is it is I recall, so I did a movie in Boston and I had this great driver Jimmy. We became really good, but I too Austin Teamster, yet any just go. He got not a prison for months ago. He added him for twelve years. He was from Charleston, I fucking loved but he was breaking down the whole kind of long shorten thing in boss in which is very still that long, Germany Union its now, I want to say the mob but it's very low rates. Mobbed up now say that its mobbed, ok, so I was mob, is never left Boston and its basically like yeah my foot, and my uncle Jerry. He had me workin on two shifts. Of course, I'm not even there. Right. I'm in I got two ships payment and for a time none of these guys work. They just had like jobs and stuff death. So did your dad deal with

Kind of circus along now now really like mass port was pretty protected from all that He didn't have to deal with the mob or anything or that's got yeah. What about mom mom? was just kind of, I think, a frustrated artist. Ok, you now, she didn't know what she wanted to do. She was house my house. Mother allows person, house person, dweller equipped My view is finally, and I what was I trying to say with how you didn't want House House House? but I had no idea. She was stay at home mom, but she was completely unfulfilled. She was

struggling artists like she did a bunch of stuff. She actually gave me on my forty ninth birthday crocheted kitty cap that she started on The day of my birth rose, shaping this Katy CARE food and it looks a lot like the Katy cat. I had growing now, and so this is a fifty year old kitty cap. La Rochelle. Can happen street no it's a tiny little there. What I put you in your Lucan hookers, I don't know what to think about a day or two general there not a hard thing Do so your mom's, a house guy who does Lupin, has lived with our eyes when I was a thrill, the gap in brothers and sisters, river brother, whose an actor alright, we just whenever the giant yesterday, I am here on the daily show, that's right, you may live on studios sixty. He was on studio, guide, loved studious.

Real. I really did I told him not even my brother, like studio Loveday and I've been watching it's one of the best pilots ever produced so and then too story down how they use it without a yoke all the way against peace, a sheer have remained rather by our brother, is like. That's God, I'm involved, garbage of Sorkin has made it and Tommy swamis shooting it, and it's just yet but highly and watch while of course you didn't write garbage again. I am, I am, I think it holds. I dont think upholds lives. When do you realize you're funny? What what age?

This is actually a good question, because I was a really really really young. Ok, I don't think my brother was born, whom were six years apart, so I was at least five. My I don't think my mother's pregnant was pray for five and we are hanging out with a cousin that we had just discovered we had because there weirdness video, it's a new England family, like we have just discovered that we had this other family that no one ever talked about. Or like a thank secrets. I like that side of the fence, that is a shameful, ok and hold on told you why you don't like me. I don't want this. I don't want this he's trying to make.

Really commonly. Tragedies are right. My favour, the arrogant alone, echo from that, while noting that new arse ended a sheer self satisfied can raise darling, I bet I demand. I thought you were putting a black get on your shoulders. Like that, you cause, you thought I was cold. I would do that though the first finally, like she worries and down right now, no one's cold, no fucking way any of us who are called I dont, yeah, so five years old in our new over five years old and were hanging out with our gotta talk and others. That's sort dead, oh great, I've ever if they're, not they're, not gonna like this and so my mother was tanning as part of her art, finally, some per unrealized are and so

she's, tanning and she's in a bathing suit, and she takes her shoulder straps and she puts them down systems, not gonna, get cysts getting scared, at his shoulders at I said, as a three or four year old daddy me mommy's ready, Terry one of my long lost cousins just burst into laughter yeah like that is thy crying not oh yeah and I was lives, our gel shit, I'm funny is preposterous again, so I can pay of Corleone. Are you getting to an age where it's it's hard to start the flow, the up bingo, I compulsively think I

have to pee at night before I'm going to bed, so I don't wake up in the middle of the night, and so like the last thirty minutes, I'm awake. I will be six times in like the sixth, I'm I'm I'm just bearing down on my my vas deferens in my whatever else is going on in there to try to get a few drops out and it's it's excruciating. I keep wondering if I'm damaging my prostate yeah Peeing to me it has become a nightmare like I'll wake up in the middle of the night and that I'll have to pay it I'll, just I'll just start to deny. No. No, no, no, you don't you do not on my watch, not my wife and I just sit there awake like high I'd like guide, you gotta get up and try and do it and now just pick tat Katenka got I think I think tank think tank Keaton

and then a big glass. And yet here we are glad that you feel like a teenager again and then it shuts offer no reason, no doubt for no reason, you feel the reason you back, your thighs have almost cramped my group and I didn't ramp up so much. I lean on the wall and behind the toilet. I put an arm up in eight physically outlined here that it entails a weird when I'm doing it like. I don't want any of my family. I feel like I know I know I feel like if I lean up against that relieves. Alot of the rest of my mother. I agree, and it gives me share so, sir, but I do always think I'm I'm clearly taking one step closer to the. I have to sit down like a woman and p, because I just can't do it and I think that, where I want to end up, I don't know I mean- is that even gonna be easier

probably not know about these anti over, like with our head between our knees sitting on the toil eldest begging for some relief ok, so Dianas Millyard, You understand, I'm a guy, you gotta get. It is so hard, I wasn't gonna say actually a white man the girl s great Zoran Sedona. We have a very high risk of getting sunburnt. Your writing. Warm melanin is under the are why what minimum leave? No, what you say about the coming, as is

and now the zoning. In retrospect I had no idea about it when it was happening, but I desired control so much in my household, and it was so chaotic that when I went to school and I could physically control like five people that were listening to me and make the outcome predictable by being funny, I could be in charge of the flow of the whole interaction if I was making jokes in they were laughing like it felt like. Oh, this is predictable. I can predict this. I feel I realize now was very comforting to be able to steer something at so our interactions. Yeah. I had the same feeling again or a similar. Failing at my family's dinner table, we were brutal. And you know anything went and it was Boston. Some were just and so charming year- and I was I was the funny one year or So I can't I ran the dinner table. I was like it's not

your time to speak as my time to speak, and now you go not funny. My turn again finding the so will you know student I was a really good still good. I think I just want to shitty schools NEA all through schooling existence by my element The school was garbage and my high school is garbage, and then I went to you mass amorous, which was a good school, but I just did acting the I am. It was a good school and in terms of that, but it was like nothing at all my academics, were shed. Was your high school violent, like mine, again of a healthy after at all times and in bad, is solely? I absolutely so. Weymouth is about ten minutes from South Boston Mocha, which everybody knows is the Irish. You know, mafia. Did this seat of crime

sadly in Boston AM where I grew up. All of the parents of my friends were from sir They had moved diamond. I moved up a notch. They were a pipe filters and yeah. Lumberyard guys and they had made a good they move to Weymouth, and yet their sons that I grew up with would just go to Southie for life. The July and get this shit kicked out of him rather cousins and then they would come back with, chip on their shoulders and punch me in phase all I just get punished in the face a lot, but certainly though, dad's or like he what you do you fuck and knock on it. Or when he answer, you fuckin punch him in no way pushing you on the bus to my poor dad. I guess I was bullied and my poor David cycle. Here's what you gotta do you got a punch in the throat

you got to punch him in the nose? You got to grab their arm that I'm going to show you on your body and he would grab my arm and put it behind my back in the arm, king style. You feel, like you feel that now, as I see it It is also growing all areas like you do that- and you you'll be ok but Similarly, I just made it in that world through comedy right, and I remember I was in New York? This is right before got on the daily show. I was a waiter at this. Restaurant called bodega in Tribeca I am my best friend there was named Eddie. He was a coke dealer who were just got mad a jail, not reformed whatsoever, and he was like Cordery. You would do

great in jail of what he was like. You do great and joke as you're funny and ass a all right, it's better. He eyed Opel you there, but I don't believe I would ever because all of my nightmares are about going to jail, was you're in I do imagine that during the day you would entertain them and they would love you and then I think at night they make loved you They would fetch me so it's like yours, I'm gorgeous and we all agree is now I'm pretty Yad batteries off the child to sit? Look in the mirror right in the Middle EAST both sides are totally homeward. Maybe try to trick you in there went to jail. You Bob diversity, I go, I've never considered, but he was probably

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yea I and I did that might and my goal I still one of my goals- is still to do Shakespeare in the park. Why can't you don't seem like a very a plan, a blank liveries hopefully do that yeah, but I also love my family here goes like mine, and I don't want to leave my family and beyond and go to New York. My grows older someday. A super Walmart does Michael O. Had been one of those offshore, he hasn't got a stupid. Go no! No! No! I don't! I don't know right now, cause there's a supermarket and a Walmart in our whole play an awesome supermarket our land and the best yet than are best supermarket ever and then a carton cigarettes is still nine dollars It's like they of attacks in my residing on cigarettes. Yesterday, oh you, dear dear I'm, not eleven smoked m o you Ambracia there. What are you trying to smoke

my trapping is like he's gone eggs in the pony. I've never smoke before. I'm trying to smile seems like innovation would be a good place to start but yeah. So I got to New York and I fancied myself a pretty serious. Actor, and I did a lot of She had ease Shakespeare when I was in New York and basically getting paid nothing. I remember this. One dude was Ike. Oh I get paid. I got sixteen thousand dollars last year and I holy shit? Yeah, that's a mountain of money! That's at Arden Falcon! I may I was making minimum wage dumping and trying to like bamboozle them into letting me do Shakespeare Euro on Thursdays right right, my something and then I got this job. That's where I was telling you about. Yesterday was the National Shakespeare company, which

sounds a lot better than if it sounds like the best one available right it. It's not the best of it about. No, no, no, no! No, it broke away from the best company, I can answer this version of a nurse, her even cooler ahead. That makes it sound cooler than it is we driving to fifteen pass bands how in our customs and corridor sets we want a sword yeah, and we just had the best time like these are still my best friends. Today. These people that's a and in the air it was so great, and but we would do twelfth night and I hamlet at community theatres. Around the all well over half the nation. Like that mid. West line was under them again down to know. We see everything eased by seventy five yeah, pretty

there were a. We were like a shitty rocket college in Florida. What's a rocket, you know that a rocket ship called always redesigning rocket. What do you call? It will narrow they bade errors? It was because I was a community college. While their ivory lady certificate degree to be her rock like if you graduate from this by some sweep the floors So I did I make my size that manage the radical ass we we performed. Would you please regale me with that speech from yesterday its oh good. I gave my gift really. I gave Dax a choice of tragedy or common. Aha, he got this like almost Terry look in his eyes any

I will, of course, tragic totally why no one knows no one in comedy wants a watch comedy and my favorite play is Henry the fifth its awesome. There's this chorus bad. If you ever watch the movie, the Kenneth Brown, a movie is one of the best Shakespeare movies. Ever really yeah and Derek Jack be placed the chorus and the course starts off the whole. Movie and that space in his speech that I, u regale bring gale, do you with yesterday remember my conclusion. At the end I was I was like I'm so emotionally stirred right now- and I dont know one thing you- We can do it, but can preface by saying that this is Shakespeare, saying we're about to tell you an epic tail and there's no way this stage is

going to do a justice awhile right, there's no worrying expectation get right as it is. I love it is breaking the fourth while Ass Shakespeare does so effective, no regard the fourth while no? No, no, no, no! No! The characters never broke the fourth. While in this plan, that I know of right only because there was a chorus, a character called court and their that their job is to bring up to speed right in Africa. My gap by hand whether this is the opening speech of Henry the Fair really. What would you do? The thousand percent- and I also want to take my show it's off before deciding whether it is so Where were you but biting? I was shocked at how good you are at it I mean

I'm not shocked, you're, okay, so the theater. You could hear a pin drop in the theater everyone so excited to see. This show that the curtain comes up in a man walks out and the man is wearing a scarf corselet say I'm wearing a scarf and a suit without a tie, perfect o for a muse of fire. That would have send the brightest heaven of invention my kingdom for a stage princess to act and monarchs to behold? The swelling same then, should the warlike Harry I send the seed of Mars and, at his heels least in accounts should fan, and sword, and fire crouch for employment, pardon gentles, all for a crooked figure, may a test and little place a million.

Let us on your imaginary forces work when we say there are horses, imagine that you see them clapping their proud feet in the receiving earth. May we cram within this wooden the very casks that did a light? The era agincourt o nay, that then I owe my now as I already master. No, no! No! I was a pair of phrase. It was per Henry the fairy Monica can you relate to my my reaction yesterday, which is I have no clue one thing he said I found that there's horse that we have to imagine this horse May we? Basically what I'm saying is like anyone. I doubt that there's horses but you're, not see the show age and that when we say there's horses, you see them like everywhere. It's it's a b

Can I tried to speech updated like if Basel Army at age, guy ok gang well come to those shall we are. Strangely limited, because we're just on a flat piece of our plywood apiary and we have minimal cost domain, but we're going to Awesome story in you're gonna have to use your imagination guy. So if you thought everything what can be done for you you're wrong you're in the wrong show. Yes, so get your shit other Yazzi age yeah, we say there's horses on stage theirs. He knows Vancouver Amanda Management Animals as Budweiser Clydesdale Horses book in Poland. That car thread running through the crowd and show you see you motherfuckers. So you can imagine Asians, I'm all. You are absolutely right that virtually all these is exactly oh, my god we may have just come up with these. Are your mother's going to spending What are we just great? How does it load awful both of you? Thank you,

now is amazingly raw, of course, mainly rob. I dont know how one memorizes something that doesn't make any sense again, scenarios with God given wings birds of flight with chattered things Blue Whale sing of carpeted apex, any more than that. It is a laundry list of words that I, like I've taken a Jake. I was out Much work has anymore, you know, you know is reached, you know as well as about to say so. I would never be able to spit bad out, even though I've done tons of shakespearian monologues there My brain, I bet you can still do that is incredibly. Am I really love it? I just love and I wanted to keep doing it. You have a bunch of little things like this. Though it just a short year. We ve now hung out there's bunch of little idiosyncratic things that I really love ass. It is

would you agree? There's you have like a very eclectic taste of weird hobbies in wife, and I were talking this morning and How could we be? We both admitted that we were. Extreme extreme introvert, so I think with being an introvert right. Comes fascination with little thing Ryan. I might jack of all trades master of non type of guy. And will even this cry? No three cards and the guitar, but I got the truth: like. Kids not that I am an expert at nothing but yeah. What even like so we're on a car show together now right yeah it we're on a cartoon hoods per the example of how I am master. Not of that. No it's like you ever

every specific obsession with a handful of cars: yeah, that's right in your you're nuts about those Yossi cars. The way I am nuts about cars, but its very specific its. If I'm corrected said the grand National, Gee enacts. That's right! That's right and you love the dots into ABC, attract which you recently came into. Possession now did as that thing lived up to your family. If only now, already a guy mere? Now? No, I love it, but that's funny that you asked because it's terrifying when you by your first old Are you realize that it's hard to drive? it's not doesn't have power steering and its speed. What you should think about is your current phone and your phone nineteen, eighty eight hundred and eighty the gap in acknowledging tat, brought I'd like it. I kind of prefer it if I'm fighting a car

Well, that's very analogue new, like records. What you like an ally have oh yeah. I only listen Iraq. This is one of the very I can. I can see where we were on the highway. We're we're in Colorado, climbing this mountain, and I said I gotta hunter and vinyl in you. Go oh yeah that self funding and I go. Have you listen to records with Bobby, I didn't, but I was but Bob you wanna go, ask me three or four times and I've been working. I haven't been able to go but you would in fact so soberly Vinyl Party with Barbara. Will we sir, I Stearns always making fun of Bob. Louise love for vine, stern, isn't ass. You have any place all these clips of bamboo. We talking romantically about acts in its always so funny admit it's very it's a zere. It says beautiful, is Howard as no clue, however out and I

Pritchett that just as much as I appreciate Babo buoys love for the record okay, so your tour in the country and two hundred and fifteen pass vans. Fear you're, not unlike it, like a christian youth group going out places not unlike that at all and when does comedy present itself so I realized tat. The one thing I wasn't tied in college was This evening I was shitty auditioning. So what I did was. I just decided to audition for everything awhile and I was in New York and I got backstage magazine and I just audition for fucking everything and I just kept auditioning and it was. Over way handicapped black. I'm going in for and every every single thing and then I started booking things and they were.

Things that I wasn't right for and wasn't good for buddy, I counted it as a victory, and so there I got. A sketch, grew third rail comedy, okay, you're, so how to your time, because I'm just needed the term third rail that's like now. Job are coming up on your word, an OECD or where what is it? The third rail is the rail that powers the train. Subway and it's always electrified, and if you fall on the third rail you die, but it also has become the mean a metaphor for any debate or a conversation, someone who picks the third rail somebody's, basically I didn't know that or PETE owing the conversation and taking it somewhere. That has nothing. I think. Basically, the connotation that sketch group was going far was eleven. We I'd Danes nice people sure, but I immediately got into it There were a super old. They were way older than me. They were nice people, sure

but I immediately got into a nose like oh shit. This is what I'm supposed to be doing. Our heartfelt we're not supposed to be doing it with ease, guys you're. So I started a sketch group with the five funniest people I knew and it was called naked babies, Ernie of them famous now all of them are that's a Luger Wellnigh John Ross. Bounty. Ok was the big bang, all right. He was like a record. In that ok, Brian Husky, to resolve them yeah brain husky. He was, he was my room, for thirteen years we lived together forever South Morris, who is a big right here. Right now he's a bee legends. Then my friend jab booze, darted be Telluride, comedy festival and we would always go there and you and then he eventually was not in the true but

because of sexual improprieties resembling guys yeah, it was our guy well mixed, and yet you ready, I do fear he. Actually. I do run away to tell you right, because the Boston Mafia was after him That's right. That's absolutely true, all my eyes how exciting and I met him on the lyrics something we don't have to now he saw he witnessed a murder all he witnessed his boss getting shot in the face. He worked at a liquor store and one of the winter Hale Gang guys shot him in the face and he called the oh and the cops showed up and we're like who's that guy that called us. He was sitting there and he actually raised his head and don't do that and he was a big fat guy in time. He just looked around the crowd and he saw all these fuckin winner Hale Gang guys like holy Shit, new back to his house and back Bay, and he told his dad and

or disguise for three days he got a fake b heard anywhere a raincoat, but he three days in Boston, any move to telluride your I'd? Oh my lost like a hundred and fifty pounds. This was during the point where I knew him from the National Shakespeare, accompanied by her and then started to write a book. We were in New York together, yeah. Oh, my god, we would be, are the worst reason the lose will horse ways if we were in naked babies together and then he moved back to tell your eyed and just had us there for the tell your I'd Comedy festival, and then the U C, B arrived three basic and so we were like the first class, one of the first or second class at the. U see being no kidding yeah, we it's like, whose retainer Armando Diaz was my first teacher and that's what they call the Herald form is the Armando

oh really, Dasso Armando was our first teacher thing. It was pretty cool and then mice, can teacher was Matt was my third teachers in Roberts. You never had Naylor. I never had polar Obama than best, sir. I had Besser four times in a row. Really work was awesome and drag bigger, guys he's the best teacher bays also hard core like he is not very serious. When you're like right now, I'm his friend back then, as a teacher like he was hard to get along with ok go ahead. That was alarmed. I had the growlings and I'm now friends with who is that Michael Mcdonald S Economic dont know him. Of course. I know him. He is. Genius and also notoriously Matt Besser like oh, yes and then coupled with the fact that he was on equivocally the alpha male of the groundlings

Mrs Andreasen, I showed up like Joe Alpha male round about the cock of the walk and use the fuck you're the car. Why you're? So he was a uniquely hard on me. I thought and then years later I came to be friends with them and loved him. Yeah he's the best as early as young Matt Besser one year called me a rapist. Nice guy, sketch I'd reddening and Owen Burke, who worked for Gary Sanchez forever array Just how can we work either ironic, where you are raises, and he is a radiation at an early hour. Besser has such a like, because I worked it, you see me. Did you work there? I was a house manager then, Yes- and I also I entered many years ago, but then I worked there and it was always like betters coming in,

you had driven, spruce curly with scare like we re crock, would go to mcdonnel, yeah or any of the other three, but only him it was like everything had to be really perfect. You had to be near while he was like a sea? Oh yeah, without that's what it was like taken class of him, but then, after he's really a great guy yeah he's so funny. So how deep into you see be before you get daily show so robbery go. And Amy Polaroids EK, Robert bag and multilingual stand up, got bogged down guy I've ever do not like that guy. I know integrity, fat, guy, yeah, yeah, big. Never served as country, big fat, Asshole, Haines, America, he and Amy Polar got Saturday alive then I don't know what order this happening, but also down a fine glass and Andy Daily got mad tv right

and Jamie DEN Bow. I believe, and then men at Helms got the daily show, So it just happened like that, while like it happened like Amy Pole, got Sarah alive, and then we became like the guy meetings arriving. I am like the place where Lorn Michael would come to trains gap, and luckily we were just like the first group in their show me the way- where is the re arrangements to show me the right eye the rapes really somewhere. Where was the worries joining the racist sketches? We're gonna need to see that I want to see all worn, Burke and Rob Corduroy embrace

are you getting on you start additionally. So that's we are considered. That's like an inflection moment, for you c B were that becomes huge cause, a polar and then also then you being on the daily showed. The daily show becomes an inflection point where it becomes apparent, live like it starts law, launching the yet. What that was one of those moments where, like you're, immediately lucky by and I told my daughter this the other day, because she started asking about the daily show. She's heard me talk about it this, my fourteen year old shoes, I hear the daily show was killed. A big deal like yeah Irene Kind, o was definitely like there was second oil. Neither ain't live yeah like rusty running at its heart, but I had to tell her. I was I going I got on it wasn't right and she's sort of into comedy she's definitely into she loves podcast. Like funny

casts not your ip. I'm sharing doesn't care about you not feller. Thank you listening, add she's Indus stand up and staff so yeah, it's sad set so cool, but I told her like you know. This is something that you should know is that, like I was lucky, why I got in on the ground floor. Somehow you c B. Am I was lucky to be on the daily show. But people talk about luck, but I worked really hard Words are very, very very hard and I put myself in the position to be locked wall, and I felt that was important to tell my daughter. Yes any you just said it. What you do is you buy a ton of lottery, Tick

so you went on thousands of vibrations, hoping that one of those fucking tickets is the daily show man, that's what it is you gotta by as many tickets and ran yeah. Did we just come up with the best proverb per se and Shakespearean? Why am I gonna turn out under Shakespeare, forsooth, us luxury destiny, do we dare for do we, Jane Eyre procure the tickets that may give us- luxury destiny for what We work for what we toil is it bought love? ah now smash this my kind of a guy. I gotta be honest with you. I think, after this interview, you're gonna get to do Shakespeare

Superman, so I'm wondering where you can braiding where you are aiming so you're like a wild. Now, I'm in this, like comedy channel in now, who'd you wanna be who'd, you decide. I may mean towards this. I am deaf only and always have been blown by the wind. Aha, you now at top gear being a perfect sure, my agents call me they are like you just got offered top gear, and I just laughed like all fine line by being those gods a little late and that's been sort of big like I don't that's right. I don't have any goals. That's great. Do not have a goal. I'm just gonna, get blown around and you, but you ve always been like that. Yes, My goal is very like next thing right. You know

I very on the ground, earthbound goals, and I dont have these thirty five thousand feet goals. Yeah. Have you paid any price further? If I have I dont know about it. Ok, great you're, not on evaluating now I don't have to I. So, like I like to create my own stuff right, Ah, yes, I want to get into children hospital because, its children's Hoss children's children to hospital because although you like blowing in the wind, your also taking the helm in you, decide Did I want to create a show. Was it during a log out is a most bad guys. Come out of a law is the biggest lull there ever. Why ok? So I think people need to Know- and I could be wrong about this- in normally- would of research you for two hours, but we spent the homework together. Drink

feeling and yesterday, where just I was telling you up the hill. He has enough, like any stupid, pathfinder throwing my stupid nineteen. Seventy eight van up a mountain goat glorious. It was you. Where are you were a pagan shit? Will you were? You were just dominant Today you will dominate the last two days yet the perfect vehicle selection and you D in a manner that the only thing I'm good at it the only drive like that. You really you took the reins off yesterday the I was for that fuckin how'd it go on the back for you to rule that thing. Yeah, that's a Jethro said tear like he's. Surprise. Is that I stayed up ray. Oh, you were in it. You are pushing harder than general out a failing. Yes, my back his healing may killing me today: bomb we have walkie talkie, then we're talking throughout the bids. Unix were always in our own cars and at some point in the day is here this, like. I have at some point laws.

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ok, so because I did look up each step in my mind from the outside, watching you as a fan was daily show and then hot tub time. Machine was a big hit in the you're, his the funniest part of it, and then I was like I'm a big time. Rob reform after Thou, that's really nice and I have to imagine that was like one of the peaks now. Yes, it was deeply, it was a sure. Ok, I so, after hot tub argued setting yourself like ok, one step closer to sailor. Next picture on the lack of now, because I tab with us, oh burn. Ok during both movies, we were poised to be hang over the ocean or like we're going to be the hang over, and then we just released without Buckin Paw. Sure I know how I nothing bizarre, but that apply fourteen

yeah that's fuel dollars at the time it was nothing but hot tub was a creeper. You know is a called classic. I've never been involved in something like that, and that was a real thrill for teens kind of the number were you can do that lets like that The amendment is shared out of Hadda was the same thing. Well, what year was without a pad? Two thousand for two thousand force That's around the same time. Right now. The drugs like two thousand eight, maybe you're here Maybe I don't know from years bs While clearly is that you get me a ninety four any move to California. Well, what does your only when you saw me the growing like two thousand? There was every area now now now. Yes, now snowy was weight because two thousand one was You saw me in an eye all Evan. Did you find me the shortest me yeah? No, I just met you outside. Ok, I wasn't in a show now. Ok, then, then, Ben ninety, seven or beyond

Ninety six could that art too early. Yes, it's too, but you are a star the day you I didn't you please, in one star, or at least a large, should retire heading a crash work. I was the only guy that wrote a motorcycle there. That's that's why I had a crust We think that maybe stand out. They looked like he wrote about her say I was the only guy like Godaddy Insular Eurozone, Sarah Clock, though you it was a tool for day out, as I examined disguised, that's just described it as well, but again it's all relative right. So in the groundlings. Yes, I was like a nine, but in that case, com- and I was right now in there. I would then go on an audition, fuckin Budweiser. Commercial and I was up for every noted. Nobody order that, because the only

way. I would ever get a girlfriend was that I was funny but then I got in the comedy and it giraffe right, the fuck I'm really as everybody else was funnier than he I got you yeah yeah I was I had. I was lonely family one thousand nine hundred and ninety six to daily show ads what I finally met my lovely wife sandy, okay. So after hot tub, what brings you to children's hospital? How does that come together? the daily show and move to allay, because I said I would only moved ally for a show, and it was the winner was Seth. Macfarlane first live action show, and it was. It was really funny, but their whole story was about thirty four year old man whose best friend was a fourteen year old, and we at six episodes in before Fox realise, like

bank rolling a show about a pet of five eight. Next to that, and then the writers strike happened mediately after that, so I was the poorest I'd ever been. Oh, I had a two month old daughter. We lived in a rental large mind paying through the ass your way too much, and I was addicted to painkillers there we go yeah to painkillers addicted to painkiller boy. I asked it always hill. I had to go through the deity. It off those, and then I decided My days were going to be productive life learning how to be more productive, so I would spend eight hours a day learning. To be more pragmatic reading books on product gazing out on the internet? At least I found out, I found g t. Getting things done. Is that

Mckenna, hey, saying no, whose cities have declared themselves of day to day. You get it. It's not your letter. I ll get things get out, get those things done, Butler the cat Oh this. Is you guys to restart your talking about my I fear that activity Talkin about be unproductive. Miss Carteret must cause I'm three they say and let this guy and a guy I gotta, get to see it through. I'm gonna give you takes me about ten minutes or I get it good too so swiftly. While we can maybe three letters outbreaks, go ahead, MR you alone. Are you ready for the first three m J Nanjing? I take time to get while she D Day day, tv, ok, you're, not that science for get now's get things done yet tips dumb get. I got the strike again my message,

ok so I started getting involved in this whole thing. Is I'm a guy and mark form type thing? Is it all about fuckin, a hard core of yes or no landmark for it is all about origin. Recognising dated a girl always landmark form, and it was all about George relay I'm gonna look into a bath and it was all. Like being your best self in an or on your back, and so I learned all this and then this whole system, which is about getting everything you have to do out of your head and into a box or on the paper, This is a little similar right to the thing stern does right. It is the exact same foes exam its Gigi de la Static, save thing I had this app called Omni Focus

has it that you are not an investor and I were that was so bad. I was an ambassador. Basically, whole concept is that your mind is free to come up with ideas, and my daughter was now two years old and she pulled her elbow out of the sock when I was swinging her around and also beating this shit without eating this shit out of earth with us, and she slow, Kasr. I remember sitting there. My wife was in D. You know the room with her, getting it all facts, and I was sitting There- and I remember this- Guy Bang, through the doors with a person like in an emergency situation like there was life flight helicopter pilot behind her, and the first thing I noticed was there

de gurney was tiny man now and the b I ve was everything on it was child size, and I just my heart was in my throat and I started a cry. And then I finally looked around and we re children's hospital, and I know that this is the least funny place in the whole entire whirl yeah. And boom and that it came came to me oh psych, but what But what add there was a grace anatomy type situations that happened here like it the worst place in the world, but a handsome beautiful doctors just such as

ray that's when the thousands started to pour they backed up the man they back there. Let's rock the many hundreds trot share, those tens of hundreds started or in the front yard, how many seasons of that have you done. We did seven seasons, but it moved right. It was originally did for the internet. We did it with one season on the internet and then we were at adults when right did you have anything to do with that bachelor at show? No, that was can marina. Now that was nice, pretty I was grey cause. I think Kristen did it too Oh did she really? I could I know Ryan Dead right Does everything can does that yes they're really time yet the Veronica Mars yea that Iraq on learning love, burry, lack of good job. I did. I did an episode of it because we're

all very insular revolt, incestuous more and I gotta be on his that's, where there have been times before I knew you were. I was looking at you and I had a modicum of jealousy. I was like real yeah sites, where I was a cord reason, comedians comedian, everyone loves em. All Indians love em. He works with everybody, I'm not I did that party lie. The girl was intimidated by you. Maybe why but such tat. You thought I was just a terrible- can mean, Ok, you know, God, no, oh my vagina. If anything from my tales of meeting you the ground. Well, I am sorry I was pretty taken away ok, so you got picked up for a second season for unicorn yeah you work with Walter God and who we ve all become completely obsessed with my guy then you shouldn't, let us delivers right in real life is the best I was supposed to be in Greece right now with him with him

am I a trip was gonna, be we're home. I am me and my wife had rented a house Greece on Anti powwows, the island am he and his wife had a house right now. On the street and we were just gonna spend a month and a half while our kids we're at camp. Oh hi meeting it was gonna, be adults. I just I just almost started so why one point you gave me a cup of coffee. I drank it. I went back out You ve back share liar trailer. What's it, I just want to tell everyone that we're, unlike at twelve day, shoe all through Arizona in California the four top gear in Rob elected to pee. In our view, the whole time I knew it is fucking, one, ten out no way I think cooler than now, and I

bang. Yesterday, I begged rapidly at least I'm like a come, live in our house that we run it here and you're like not a chance. I'm ok will please park at least your army in the fucking driveway. She can come in and take a reality. Our list of yes I'm gonna take a shower very soon. We might think I do. You know why I, as is anchored in the shower, since I got here. You should definitely just soon as his ends walk right into Monica Bathroom Evander downward at Vienna. Last shower. Ok, so you went on to the veto. In fact, and in what was it, Oh no, I was looking at the calendar to see what we had to do tomorrow for top gear site- and it said anti pyro- squeeze today- I am, I started to weep. I didn't. I was six months ago, once in a lifetime opportunity, while we camp, luckily we couldn't cancelling, so we ve got it for next summer. Ok,

they just kicked it down and kick out, and hopefully we will have a vaccine by them. You will. I can't way, I'm so sick of this year ok. So the unicorn is on CBS severe CBS season to I'm such a superficial, Walton, you know from vice principles and righteous gemstones like in vice principle, is actings off the charts and is in on top of it is committed geniuses of beer man is it great working with young. Ok go yet he is the most earnest. Hard on his sleeve guy, ever met. He makes me cry. All the time he will. He will at table reads, get up. Make a speech here we like now. I just want to say something: I'm just like a guy from the south I'm a poor man from the south. I want to say right now that I love every. I in here, and I love every body in this gorgeous cast

and I love everybody on this tape and we're all me Mikhail a walk and just like saw what my Miller just like not crying cause as an cried sherbet. He's there like adding like he's got no time for it. The add that this is the best can we then you're going back to that? Are you nervous about that? Now is united. We have the little we're on different ends of the swell of nervousness yeah. I mean I was nervous about top gear in it so funny because top gears outdoors entirely. I'm I'm less nervous about twelve years since we ve been doing we're almost night were almost entirely in a car by ourselves. That's the thing it's a party for me. I've had so much fun here. Yesterday, Dax as Ike. Ok, by the way, we're all gonna cut the finish line and Jethro. I am going to

but your Jethro rammed your car first right, no seconds you did, it was beautiful. I rear Endidomi for some reason he forgot he we had all talked about it, lady tat time, a very clear. That was that I, like guys, left me out. Thank you. Well, I couldn't catch you way out of his wares was to be dead. Think the perfect car you do we or do you crushed, and they only thing I'm good at on that show is picking, have done it three times or something it's I'm gonna. So we crossed the finish line and in general slows down, and I just beryl into him. In my big guy mash him in the back spinning around it would see immediately rebs it up dumps the clutch. Does a three sixty and nails, the back of my van with a bang eyes like boom. No, no hesitation or we are above all like we were all- such I'm still like my back. The smaller my back is ruined. Where am hating my head on it, I didn't have a seat belt for most of them thing and

I found the way you sleep on it so for most they're just smashing my head safety, third bigtime, totally Dat's. As that that show and house. Oh Gladys dreams. I so glad to have you will when you got me to the top of the hill. You to admit is united in its earlier today and you are having a rough day I want, and we have to talk, and I was worried about you and then I got out of the van after you told me the top of the hill, and I saw you getting out of your truck and, as I will who's this is this found out. You were laughing. You can't believe your truck did it I couldn't believe my truck pulled Europe. A mountain ache thousand in my how Van

with savagely worse, I move ever told a vehicle. I have to imagine ducks and well yeah we're out of stock situation. Actually your first time trial by fire on the side of a mountain in fuckin lovers, eyes right of a very well deceptively easy. But still mouths keep the magical, Edward deepest look as everyone here is so first rodeo you fuck and pull this enormous van up the steward. That's what I like about this show is that I definitely have enjoyed challenging myself right. Yeah, good people toss around that idea. Air of challenging yourself. They don't really know what it means like you, ve gotta have an idea of what challenging yourself means area and, for me, challenging myself means taking on challenges that are at the top of my ability. But

deal doable, one percent under one year of amateur you're, no yeah right exactly, and I think that this show is way above way about that I've seen two episodes of the show in its work so well. Yeah there is Asia, just symmetry. I hate this reminding you. I really do don't disappointed. I hate disappointing you in that. It's not as much my bag is. It is yours you now, but has never gonna be anyone's bag as much as it is if to judge receives whoever she added. Jethro is a genius data. In order to act Journal, a guy who will do anything, yeah, right and scare you. The euro? Is they encyclopedia yeah and I'm just a guy who is happy to be there and who love cars but is way out of his element

now. I know that's what I'm saying lay. I am I mean there's so much geometry too. When I watch the episode, I go we're one things for sure. Even if you know like cars, we have the exact right cast like it fits so perfectly. That so hard to do, to cast three human beings and to have All have different angles that all come together perfectly it it just that's hard to get so. Do tell people real quick, a little bit of what the shower gave to really think of any one doesn't know. Sir top gear was the single biggest television property in the world, tat a billion viewers. At one point, I have such a global phenomenon that they decided. Let's do a top gear America, which was maybe they started twelve years ago in my good Buddy Rutledge was a host of it and sweet he's. There is fuckin guy and then that went away and the mayor and then switch networks may be, and then there is a whole other cast of at that point in one season, but anyways its is very

Turkey showed that they ve been trying to emulate and what they're trying to emulate. They thought it's the premise or the constructive the episode, but it was those three guy there was a magic to those yet eyes. That's that's very hard to replace. And I would argue Amazon whereas good, but I've seen two episodes and, unlike by God, we hit the lottery. I didn't just luck, it's. What you are saying is fucking luck. We ve all been on a budget shows. Sometimes you hit the chemistry jackpot. Can sometimes you know, and we did, I think, you're an exciting the last chance for our dairy. I love you we'll guys lie from four thousand feeds. It honours honor. We thank you for joining us on this road trip. For up here, America, an armchair expert rob Cordery what a large eyes this is the best I got a guy. We find a way to work together on our day off. I adore you are you to thank you guys.

And now my favorite part of the show the fact check, with my soul maiden Monica bad men, so we're back from sit down air as our now. Sadly, although I note that the weather's much cooler here, I kind of like that, I got the coroner like it's freezing in laws. They are the big time. Rolled down the windows, as I was coming into town and exiles behind you guys little bit as Waggonette like, thirty at night rare and it was downright Sheila press that I love that I had the window sounds like steam. Next, the freezer with an open. Yes, Adona is quite heart. It is evident sparks conversation about. Could you live in a place like this? Why have I think I the same reactionary challenges. I get their Nego hell now this is Haiti's yeah and they have that today's I'm not northern, nearly as much and then I swear by the end of the job. I thought it had cooled down, but it was the same. I agree you acclimate yeah acclimate

and I am a child of the sun Neural trial, the South, a correct those are connected, and I, like I hate near you like it, I think of all of us here, the most. How predisposed to enjoy yeah, I mean evolution. Airily speaking, I am from a hot culture, I wouldn't you dogma that, but yet another good layer, you ve, got the cultural and the biological you're from India. Biologically speaking, and you're from Georgia. One time and I was in high school, I was walking to my class with a boy, and I said: oh, it's freezing out here to India? No yeah Maria? Oh boy, he was choking near, but it sure because I don't want to go back and you you can't go back you're, not from wasn't exactly

these. I want you gotTa India for the first time, then I know young man, but likely you had an air. I have no magic, a good percentage of the first generation. Kids yeah they don't go there, there's an expensive trip. I now that's a good question because when I run into Indian, he ball, they generally ban YAP, but he also running down to be categorical, but probably other upper middle class. Indian people tat- you know that is true colours are no subset in Detroit, are not thriving really well yeah, there's some lower income. Ok, I really don't we I also say this is literally Mcdonald travelling the country right. This is anecdote all, but based on my parents and the people Faye now and stuff, I feel like there either professionals, yes or

Entrepreneurial types are allowed to IRAN, hotel and value must, or their claims, which we, the relations we very clean and it was I adore you got home from work, and it was The nice surprise, I have both my favorite treats in the freezer. I got the banana splat per year. Rack within it, insistence on my errand citizens, but you are to be fair. You weren't there and we all made the decision taken at get the banana split blizzard, even no one was upset either right, you get it with that racist, peanut butter, cop, it's a great base. You can build on it, but there's no better base so, and I got the many the child size and it was the perfect amount, yeah really wise, I felt so satisfied, but I didn't feel sick yeah. I got only a few. It's always only a few, but its allowed. The few to me, I had a fee

are evil yelling us for being on quote. Vacation and being irresponsible, and I respond at which I shouldn't do, and I said I was working. Monica had to be there because of the podcast must go on correct in a house by ourselves, I'm getting tested every someone is mad. I get tested every there. They getting getting tested every day and there are doctors that are not getting. Does it and, unlike a I, don't think, I'm stealing a test from doctor, I'm sure the doctors can get tests, so I think the wrong about that and then secondly, does everyone slow down the fuckin shit? machine my God, I'm not talking about. Let's put back, we are, as responsible people can be moving around the country. I have to go all want somebody were met. We want Arizona as if I picked like that's where we were shooting lot by the way. When Arizona was sad, it was like Guph, that's for sure rats got it. I asked you about what we gotta be extra careful

wearing mass were disinfecting, we're not going in doors with people harassed and everyone. The diesel lives ashamed people on Twitter or even like say you know, it was the brother and I have this sweet planet oats. Campaign on air. Again, everyone loved it. But, of course I do, Sir, the one person it's like: Well, you blew the whole point of it by sharing the ice cream is why right I've been quarantine with Brunner for three months is Fuckin LEO. Yes, everyone who is with us on vacation has been we ve been quarantining together and tested. We all got, does it before we left right right. I understand the fear. I don't really understand the shame, but I do understand the fear sure, but we can just feel good.

Knowing were doing the right thing I know, but it it aggravates me, you noted is its being the one family on the block in export acres, whose mom was divorced and we rely on people and we were the scumbags cause. We word what you don't like I dont like shame. I dont think people feeling fuckin better than others, rather than their doing it right. I hate it. I know I understand triggering. I also want to say this: if you comment on my page in an attempt to shame me, I will block you because I dont being shame. So I don't ever want to be demonstrated to me once you wanna Jamie, that I dont need to stick around. Shame on you. Shame on me all it works for me. Shame on young format why shouldn't make. So I don't want to shame on me, so I will block you doubt you care, but I've. Just that's the policy. Can that's fair. I'm being petty, aren't I put. This is just a few men it this is a real per here. We'll think about your mean comments later me too, and I would love to be able to read the sweet, lovely comments

alarm. Cherries will I loved interact with. I dont want to give them up because of the one percent who are blow hearts that listen remember when people said means have about me and you are like oh what you just like, could so easily dismiss the only those we were jealous of you right. Well, maybe I dont think as well. They were they want and have my job. I dont know what I mean you better go any who, when you're a third party, you can see? Oh it's silly, but when it's? U it really get hurt, so does an because I'm fucking doing beers and other things, What bitch? At me about my taken when we were really honest- and I was like look my instinct- is they say it's- it's whoever's, most vulnerable response Building to be most? Perhaps it would be a little bit gathering God. I said I'm doing everything perfect just because I feel that way doesn't mean I'm acting irresponsibly, I'm doing everything by the book and doing

right, you are, and I feel that what we want is lying about how I feel you came around a little bit, though, because I was saying sometimes you don't know you you don't know how you're interaction with one person whose doesn't seem vulnerable will end up affecting a vulnerable person. You're right I didn't come around and that then I decided to start wearing no matter what I am already doing, everything that can be done so there's another. I didn't need to come around anything in that sense. In my behaviour in my behavior needed no adjust better yeah it is a real I've seen it I can say I've. I've seen it with my eyes are even when I took the time to think I'll, get a shot. Alright metal scar already ear. He takes it really Falcons years in an asset yeah, it's very inconvenient! Oh yeah! We got away down the cars every time someone gets in and out of it is it's a fucking pain in the ass in Scott is keeping a meticulous and ice green eyeball,

size. I join. I really appreciate how serious you're too ass nice and I even fearful of it. But the right thing do anything is now in it. Why? How Craig and I love you Craig my director Craig, I love you. We were great relationship, but sometimes it that mask backup and rob I'll. Give a shout out to me just get more shots rob producer, rob you like the show that makes me so happy I'll. Tell us me sometimes about the episode he's bulletproof of that master,

keep it up a camera knew little fatter blogger. I love you you're the greatest, the tiny bit better. I really appreciate your keep keeping air tight there, but we're going back right, quick to your real person and these comments, and when we were in Vienna. That's when I saw one comment that was mean about Monica Jas. Monica undress had just started all right and there were a few mean comments. It was an arm chairs, post. It really hurt my feelings, of course sure, and then I looked in the one of them was a girl and she was like. I dont care for Monica and

I saw that she was following me and I was like what the fuck you don't get to follow me if you publicly say hair for Monica, so that I said to christian aid. I told her this and I said so. I'm gonna blocker and she said: don't do that. That's childish. I know I gotta say Mama's she's a step ahead of us as far as we know the handle above it Ok, ain't! Your patient she's, like you know, I'd rather have some stick around. Maybe they end up getting infected by my message, but what else hey. No, yes, it is a birthday two miles why we agree with you. But might the point of this is she said that and I still blocked the person and then a Christian then said: I'm sorry. If that sounded harsh, I just don't want those people to affect you. Ok, ok,

said he I understand that, but then recently charge she had a little title, wavy he dead and it was really affecting her guess. It was, I think, the reason that round affected her. She got nervous that she may be her messaging was in his clear. She was here, Yeah it's really worried or that maybe she had done. I think that's why it affected are so much. But, like I dont care for Monica, you haven't done anything wrong. There, there's nothing for you too. Very personal shall be personal person and for someone to say I don't are you aware further, I don't like her it so the character in a movie, exactly it's its painful to here and the point is I mustn't christened in anything wrong, I'm just saying when it's you beat, you feel it and when your honor outside its easy to say, oh just, don't worry about it, but you can't

worry about it. It's your whole being yeah yeah, I mean the one where I was finally lie. I think I've said it on here before, but the one I was finally had to admit like I can't do it is like ten. In the morning I read some guy wrote that, like I'm broke, and I live off my wife- oh they if you do that, the others- those like my probably seven year ago or something in my mind I was like that is patently follows, so that guy does not focus talking about, but fan like six p m, a full eight hours later, I'm driving into the Hansen's health on the one hand, and in my homeland I mean I own my house before we, the man she don't own her ass. She didn't have any ideology, I'm living defending myself now and then I said to myself the year powerless over this yeah. You know you could pretend it roles of your bag. It doesn't. I was thinking about eight hours later, preparing my defence

Stranger, I don't know they're talking about I now it's very human and then your guys, even quarter is told me in the car. Is that she does not and I believe him he's like on the type of persons I humbly the compliments and probably the Barnes, and they none of it. It analyses made on lower me and unless I believe, um yeah, I'm very envious, but I am not that way. Yeah same now, here's well to your side of the argument that we generally have, which is unlike your and our draw your own feelings like it or not. Right now, people can injure you they intend to do in this thing. Is I hate chain worse day. They piss me off, I think, shames the big enemy of humans and I think they're perpetuating shame yeah now. Suddenly she believed

Shame if I might getting my git and oppose Jamie yeah. I feel ok about shaming, racists, ideal yeah yeah, but I don't owe man this Europe. Your bride choose not to air this, but let's do it guy the huge article having read it. So I really shouldn't be talking about this, but I've been downloaded by Jes. My friend, him love said that the Ella Times in article, I guess about groundlings, Bein racist and you see being races in so what they ve done. To my understanding again, I could be totally Rivah misrepresenting the article. I am very sorry, but to my understanding they basically just went through and looked at what the percentage of people would made it to the main company. Were. I guess there was. The issue of there's no photos on the wall of some of the black alumni. That's a big head is yeah. I tolerating that's an issue there's a bunch of things that are issues, but I am very oppose too.

Analyzing the outcome of something and then asserting what their policy is. Here's my example. You could start a tennis club, our a golf club, any the open to every body, be zero exclusion, you could even run ads in ebony. But if you then, go see how many members of the tennis club our black in its zero percent. You can conclude that that was intentional or that that was the goal, and so you can't say how many black people are attracted to try out for the groundlings or would want to be a part of that white group of comedians. You know they dont know how many people entered to get to the number that their views are making a judgment on yeah. I dont think you can reverse engineer the outcome of things. The time I agree. Sometimes you can near but not blankly die of people add up every guess we ve ever had the up. Put it up their mind, you, the math, is wrong.

Someone say that we have less than one percent of black gas. That's not true at all and I would argue you're on all two hundred thirty episodes near person a color, so you can't his act like it, so it so. I have that issue, but more than anything else, you don't know how many people we invite. You don't know who we invite zero. There's no conclusion for you to draw because of the outcome of this correct that bums mail. So with our shall this is what's heart. There is a smaller amount of famous celebrities yeah who are,

black. Then there are white, famous celebrities or just a smaller amount. We do get requests about people who no one knows exactly here and that its very tricky, because then you're like chicken or the egg yeah, because I'm like will no one knows this person just like. If a white person of that same level, let us pass on as well right, but now I am like look. Maybe we should agree. How is this person ever gonna get there? We should correct a little but yeah we're gonna course correct the logos. Oh, that's, that's an area were sure yeah we should probably have people of color who aren't as well, in only lists elaborate, yes, but I'm going to add to this, and this is something come out said to us. I asked him off the record. I might look man, I'm inviting a lot folks in the coming weeks

You think it is an easy will your. Why does part of how come now? Yes, and so what's funny as I followed to live, Crawleys Podcast and his cows, and he regularly has people on that weave invited and that I know I've personally invited here and there on his showed, but he's black and I get it. There are a lot of factors and for everyone to consider this is not so easy to just assess bout. I am committed to doing our part to at least but just the bar, by which we correct there. I think it's also a domino effect because I do think. Like fifty cent said it when he came on, who is like one now they'll come, I lie you know and it also something completely inexplicable on genuine did tell us why, in quarantine, all of a sudden, all the black folks, we were asking were mostly

Oh, I know why I know exactly white again part of this entire from those like six, a list- black celebrities. And they work non a lot. I live on one's America's cited like oh. This is someone we like. Then they just get higher and higher and higher there not like making room for people yeah Kevin Heart, there's not only our human being on players zero time. I think that's why I think it still part of a little bit of this problem. So great. I accept that. But but here's another inexplicable thing out of nowhere. We got like six of the top twelve female singers in America, I dont know: why do they all at albums come out during quarantine? They are like just it's just inexplicable yeah of sudden all these one. For female artists here were available. Yet true, Taylor

error, swear tat, you dodge a bullet but Gordon's on our still, I'm still after your tail. I tag to yes, he has Elliot. Do you think his name was Taylor, Swift, upwardly shared? Would you would you your fuckin head would do a three sixty his name is Taylor Swift yet Tavis, Stearns Alley. Klaus, ok, so poor, Dree Bob CORD Fun episode that while there really was really nice to be back in the saddle yeah. I like em alot. These we buy like he's a good ok, but he does have beef with my boyfriend, which one better flag. That's good beef to have that's like elevating, like my big, do, what a thousand a public fuckin battle with. Jack Nicholson and he was in it that be flattering. I guess I assume Nicholas

no. I am right in my view, mad at me in public about it. Why they have better I just mean I just don't want my friend boyfriend of Vienna. Fine, don't make sense because rawhide an analog. Ok, you said a cardinal cigarettes is nine dollars at Super Walmart. True, a garden of Marlborough. Mouthful Marlboros at Walmart is approximately twenty four: U S dollars! That's the national average zero. Each state has different like a cigarette prices vary greatly in your city. I think a pack of cigarettes is like eleven or twelve dollars and then in some states new MAX ago is ads for fifty. I wonder if this is New Mexico, because it says a carton of Mars, call? Burros Walmart is two hundred eighty pesos or proximately twenty far

Why do you want here for a? U S dollars in MAX ago, yeah yeah! That's a well Walmart, MAX occur there everywhere during Canada we went to scrap. That figure was a scrap. That figure is having a state to state, I'm leaving ok, so no one going to Walmart demand that they only have to pay twenty dollars, sunny fire twenty or turn eighty pace as you'll be even worse. If you demanded pesos in the states. Ok, he didn't National Shakespeare Company and said that it psych not back, and then I was trying to remember cause. I did you used to know that ok like what were the best ones and stuff, and I text of my friend Angela, who I went to college with deceive she remembered and she didn't so cleave retained, no information, as is the take off

that sounds norm. Accurate. The air, the Royal Shakespeare company, is like the best stokoe bats ringing. The bell that I now on when I studied abroad in London, I saw a royal Shakespeare company play. What was it was a good yeah. There was, I think, then do it man I was among amounts of philistine. Well, once you take her, if you took a class, you would be more appreciative of it because you'd have to do it is so hard to do all I can. I don't think I could do it. No you, you definitely could cause you start breaking it all down, and you do sir understanding when it means that you can just convey that emotion than is kind of beautiful. Its impressive is how yeah This is one of the worst qualities about me. I'm just I've never done anything in life that I wasn't instantly pretty good. Oh, I have never like suffered through a learning curve, other than real lack reading yeah, I guess writing and then

I'm done with that others do things I'm natural inclined to do. I wonder if anyone does something that they had zero aptitude, I we will do. I think we might get piano lessons and they're not good at it, but it is take much longer than they do. It is very simple: and I were lighted- take piano lessons I would do, but I can tell you right now be too hard for me to quit. I know I. What and I can't read music, I try to do that. I played the trombone in six grey, a mere when their teaching. Those notes on that fuckin sincerely fence that you put the new powers like this is the stupid fuckin shit, neural wire. Writing you think about it. Why doesn't it just say a bead see the like! Every good boy deserves much. Why? Why are there fucking symbols put the goddamn a doesn't make anyone so you're still Tanzania onto the instrument,

how do you are, but why not just use a b c d because it is cord right there now once every good boy deserves farm again, while we do you mean why are we doing translating that to a hieroglyphic. That's your passport, and you'll say. Oh, so you can put it in tempo in in in what pitch. But you can still do all that with a gef. You know, they've made it abstract. For no reason. In my opinion, I would if I just tore down the end, I urge all like what there is radical review You'Re- really shining a light by the way. The thing is so complicated. The fuckin hieroglyphics might just put the fingers guitar courts. I mean that would be less complicated than the stupid swill be fuckin ampere sands and shit. There pudding there were those spoken. Symbols only exist in music, the city

There you can learn. I think they call it tat the tablet, you're or temperature, that you can learn the tar like that without the notes, but they are the nose and they call it tablet you're. Having a lot of my just how you really do, I feel differently. I feel that I am not naturally good at really anything hooker and the main smart and funny. But I work really hot. And I really like the feeling of going from zero to ten on something our pride. I back tat a rut. Mine is all extrinsic. I would get a good feeling when I'm doing it well and someone notices. Oh yeah, ok, oh the term. Third, rail. Yes, ok, so you said that it had to do with conversation where someone would cannot want-

as I come up, a self defeating or up there would kill the conversation we I'll take it in a direction that has nothing to do with. Reality can have on the table D. Rail. No, now I've been hearing this term third rail. Just recently like over the last three months ago, pop up on like political shows, most that's right. It is a political term. Ok, it's a metaphor for any issue that so controversy all that its charged and untouchable, to the extent that any politician or public official who dares to broach this subject will invariably suffer politically also, then it must still be rooted. The subway system where the third rail is electrified him. Ok, ok, ok, that's cool school right there I didn't know anything. I feel like you and I tackle some third rail topics

Oh for sure, and pretty much does john- we called third rail. There must be one call third rail road. Let me look here next round a kind of ok. When was hot tub time machine, it was two thousand ten. He doesn't know dates that all had all ok, so he said Lamb form is all about fuckin and orgies. Okay, I feel obligated to say I don't think that The trail now is definitely not true. People go there to learn about themselves and overcoming build a toolbox. That's right! Yeah! I think it's cool I've never taken it, but just as done-

all of them in he's, told us a lot about a year and everything he said. Oh my yeah, that holds that's a really good thing gear. It gets a lot into the story. You tell yourself is worth ok right, so there is Brooklyn, deep third rail, third rail with Nick beaten. Third rail, through railed talk, allow yeah its eyes were not. I may even knew tat all tat. I can imagine at this phase where there's eight hundred thousand pashas order. We learned that there is any combination of words that isn't take. That's true! Good luck! Good luck! Everybody! I think his mother, how now, stocks in the middle of buying a motor home guys I've been did. This makes me so nervous. Ok, we don't know no and bring them do it. I've I've been looking at motor homes for ten years. You have literally ten years ago on arbitrator, and I

just come through ads and I know way too much stuff about the different companies, and I found one that just perfectly met our needs and escape bunk bed in has got the big engines. Tell my trailer and I am excited and looks just like something Waylon Jennings would be in. In fact, I'm going to make it a tribute to Waylon Jennings the whole bus, it's going to be the Jennings Express or the whale spread. As you know, the first thing we must do it when I drive in the one about native Americans being yellow nope which one all agree? How bus opened problem, these high ways, men do and Danes MA I fucked up somehow, but well. I have fingers crossed well, you'll, be a ban.

Fishery up this purchase, I'm so excited okay, so last fact less when you said that regional top gear biggest TB property in the world correct you some one billion viewers. The number I found multiple times was three hundred and fifty million per week, Berwick Dublin? Somebody else said: that's unreliable, but that's a number I saw a few times I will say is accurate and that's crazy. It's or the as yet. The only reason I knew about that is sixty minutes did a great segment at about ten years ago. Oh mother update housecleaning, I'm still very barest about it. So now I'm not saying that I was by any means right At least I figured out like I don't mind being wrong, but it it would scare me due to think I inflated two billion to six billion opened the LAPD. It's been driving me fuckin boy.

Hunger and okay. Now here's where the comments are glorious. Couple different people said, I think, you're thinking of then my PD budget, which is six billion, ah saw MIKE ok. At least I heard six billion for police budget gonna this losing my marbles Dixon said scares me. I get back to think fat off. Marbles, our guy. They will be gone soon, but I dont think we're there ya. Now he always took out a great once was user marbles together on the example of the lobby, Rapporteur thinks we're doing a thank you. I love you. I love you