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Medford massachusetts and in orlando I will see you on the road without further ado. Something's burning uncut with Theo VON and andrew Santana, I know him and be about their work. You're obviously do yeah he's the who actually genome is the big guy. That's is andrew. Congratulations, I see that you guys are blowing the fuck up right now, both of you thanks man appreciate it yeah, obviously yeah. Do you feel it now? how a little bit better at all. From point for when you go back to the very beginning of comedy, when you just trying to get on stage, you feel like the like. You feel I feel like the uphill is not quite as I feel right now or do you feel like you've got steeper steeper. Burma body and drew out there for me way more yeah isn't stuff. It comes out of my mouth

It's Theo can rely on his fancy talk. I people judge me that its real, why does bought dez bryant fur, and I'm not you now say other than by only by somebody online, I can say I bought a black guy and with that fun southern accent. I know that is going to say new window dez bryant was black. Another hilarious, I don't have yeah. No. I have a lot of obvious racial filter on my computer. We can't tell what racing one is any more real. Ok, so it's pretty cool! It's like it is. It is. How does it work for porn? it works out, I'm off one right now, six days clean, but I'm guessing its fine, but you can't have any everything gonna blurs when it comes to raise over the same color. What so you can see, we don't see color with us now, because you're so used in real life. I can you can yeah you guys huh what color I your kind of a little bit of like a peachy fund pg. Thank you paid it's kind of more like a kind of like a odin kind of like a kind of a reuben s, forest color church,

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if anyone were you at any cost, Mary, crazy man. I remember it was crazy people gmail. She had one of those detained or using or I work. I think so let me change when you go swimming with sharks, where they put you in that it can remind you yeah. No, that's something or someone's gonna kill you wearing chainmail in the water you're going to know what are you thinking of chain mail, somebody that fought in like eighteen, hundreds and they work or yeah? She had She came eleanor interesting, chicks, I've ever heard of in my life, good of the darker check with chain male did and thus a new thing. Now you know back here, I'm making this dish because Theo's part native american tell how much money from a father got into it. Everyone in Louisiana is pretty much really, I think that's how Louisiana, just like a Melted is about the power of or given thought about being about it. The

regional troubles ever french grown up never trusted most of the. To be honest with you, I don't mind amendment seven core french. I remember that Yeah, right security are those guys all friends, Darren gucci, gucci mane when you feel like you're playing. That was it was it. Would you mad libs that I'm gonna sit and just watch? You guys talk today, we're making native american fry bread tacos desert the good luck. I'm I've been involved in a lot of racist shipment weights with David, duke I'm not doing any of this shit. What do we make way for David fry bad tacos? Do not fry bread, tacos, fried bread fry fry bread So what about you, what you doing it? It's kinda twentieth, schuyler, already deals,

it's got. Rachel makes all these recipes that this is an honour of his native american here, his native american you're. Some to what are you gonna irish, an italian stood up irish anytime, boston, chicago chicago. My you feel guilty. You feel ins in everything what you president yourself as I just don't feel so cargo when you live another. Yet my attitude issue, I think I think a lot of the way I present myself as very chicago people. Are people always go? Are you from the east coast, you've gotta like and weird attitude? I think that's what it's like I just have a. What does that mean? I don't know about what this is fun, let's go through and describe describe where you're from and what that attitudes like I'm from Florida. I think everyone's a little bit broken up, order. They have no rules berger and they all. They are eating yeah! It's like the working of the world, stand up on that

the best and out I got this glory, but If everyone I knew everyone, I knew, would drink and drive and if you put coca from they thought it was rude not to do it. No one ever said no to a joint like if you pass the joint around like oh okay. I understand I'm in south florida Tampa I would the negroes satellite supported apart. I will go. of lord and introduce without tops two men without tongues in her mouth toddlers, bread and produce real readers, their water right now on our love, love the colleagues. How did they lose their time? the notorious. Then those who told you to keep always all about his goddamn dog chicago for me in a fast food, restaurant None at all over it be if a beach, probably checkers,

chicago or be suckers. It seems it seems inviting from the street. Like all, is it a nice little kind of drive to drive up type of thing? Then you get there and you're like oh. This is this is fucking way way way tougher than I I was going to check or seemed like a dirty childcare. Checkers do the fries at checkers or financial centres is great. Checkers is great, but that chicago is great, but it's also tough around the edges. Last it was described but Louisiana. I don't know man, probably maybe something Someone was hit by a storm. Probably I'm guessing like If, as we say in vienna, distorting like a hearty sums have ass, the heart is yet a party of maybe it was to be an army general. Did you know I call arby's roast beef. Our bees are being,

bullshit? I swear to god I'll show that Google, I call have arby's arby's someone, google, if we had some offer read it, that's why I need to make the freiburg dough internet now. This decision is not always. This is great, and this includes the weakest. What you do is why don't? I know you guys can help when I you guys to do now is here. You guys to unload. this Chris go into their hell. Yeah easy all this europe, some of them such as this, that breach the up tat. We re all that in all the critical over there, too. When will this happen? dude albert einstein why you like, as you saw part

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it could be one tablespoon baking powder to one table. There's no way that this recipe calls for this much chris go fucking chance on earth. Would you need this much you're, making it for a lot of people that look, how many people are in business for us there's no way we need this much crystal ratio. This is absurd supposed to be pretending. These are magnets, reboot animal instinct. The small arena. Firstly, how this works. There were feeding like two hundred for real looks like a disastrous impact on the back at us a hundred and thirteen a african. thirteen servings in this. If you want to leave all that shit yeah, I guess that's the focus, because if I fuck this up, we don't eat at all. I don't know- and I think it'd be pretty precise when you make bread, products is so florida. My dad is, would take us to the burger king. Get us about

the pies and leave us there all day like it. For We do not. We are these, but the tables as the tablespoon of swann. This your shoulder like a drunk driver, but in a kitchen the critics are saying: did you sell this? Show where you can the bro who decided you are the guy to get to know your kids must be shit iz in here Theo can't eat ice cream What this whole thing goes, I mean bugging focus right: vulcans, ok, slowly makes in one cup of warm water war was hit one

Where did you find that decide global history remember, doing, remember doing a knock on us. We have good now shit! I don't know if I want to be the first date with a girl in college. I think what do you want to do is go to the grocery store. Do whippets and we just went to a grocery store. What was your first date and loved going to the groceries, yeah There's been only four dates in his life at the grocery store sexual sixty six women, girls, girls, the only ones you've had sex with six women, yup total opposite Now what about where any of em yeah we'll children and smell so bad, some from four great about it? where did she wear any of em children of regos children? No why, when you lose your virginity burke seventeen elsie, war, children yeah, that's a child under age. He asked me that question just there you lied to. No. When I was seventeen, she was eighteen.

I don't doing this right. I think you do your sweater swear to fuck up really favor. Will you get me? I need, you slowly. Ok, I need one more cup, so that's half a cup and I'm gonna do it. With my hands, I think just remember their job it just slowly there we go yeah yeah, oh yeah, for smell right that that smells weird smells like bad post All you do is east. If we used coming from guys only smelled six rather were locked up. Mike. please ok, make it at all. Ok make

If at all, what else you want us to do now that we're now that we're in for me hell yeah yeah, This is kind of you are talking block If you put that on the stove right here, let's get that hot gun and I a connive fuck this. This is a big ass. How do you want this cut chopped up crystal the others, like the frenchman, or you could just people more water and if you need to rise when it comes to do nobody likes a friend what I want sticky about flowery the best part about this. We can make a mess and we want the cleaning up, no you're, not gonna fry these right and oil. Yup awesome, I thought so You also really at seven a m team which is represented here. While I was pretty over forty four thea

in Louisiana, we're twelve is starting blocks. uh. When did I lose it yeah, I'm thinking if somebody tried to take it from EU key, I want to hear the stories of a fist fight for some virginity bro. Well, who try to take it from me. First was a family member nope girl, babysitter pentothal. Oh that's right. I know that sorry, the whole nother story that is due richard langen, stein, he's dead ass. You can He was a convicted pedophile, a pdf file almost rather saying and got it. You got. Instead, he took us to a marilyn manson concert, though really yeah. pretty cool. How was he bobby eighty Jesus he trying to fuck to get to the show and then afterwards like us. get somebody actually in a cooking hears. What happened? We got some states one time from this place. Little was a place called. charlie's junior

charlie's junior stake sneak up and they had so one time we got mistakes right, so he smoke weed. What has this man had marijuana and we're? You know excited about that. That's not that's! How that's how you find they find stuff. Kids like yeah yeah. and so we're smoking. I get caught by a pedophile of could peter Let me now was like yours. Some am I talking welcome or some but the pedophile. Now no big year would have crashed rascally. Get me to keep open yeah. I know I wonder what happened so, why don't we get some baked potatoes and we get these states and big turkey was in the other room and my body was like hey: do you have any sour cream? big richer goes. Nobody can have some of this sweet crane right. What might seem amounts? and so I get it I just but they're kind of shocked, and that's when I realized I could do was a you know, kind of pino,

This is going to happen to my eyes, are currently closed to verify, which of floor team or a half marathon which employed team is fast huh. No, no, not at all. He goes we're talking used to be fast concussions. He goes your concussion from a few. cause- I realized that is. When did he question, you have an if you bought it right away, he goes he's, got a it's like a french pastry I had a couple of here goes: what did your first one? I said, basketball camp weird, to put me in the rectory of the priests and they'd wake me up every hour on our testicles, he goes Your molested knows how they, when you got guts- and he goes on british burke normally your task because it allows, I really varies,

and yeah there's all this whole pedophile molests based on the trunk, might have to be removed and I'll leave. This is looking good. This is looking good right through non straight cryin on camera is fuckin a countenance goddamn. and an irish so that your cutting the onion here are our planet, but of all stories and your cry on the soccer iris guardian angel of fuckin. Little strong men, you know come over here and you do it the most. Family members and is a tale fundraising. My locker looks like this is nice, and alright. So now we're we're fucking we're moving fast guys. This is doing good. We gotta let the dough rest for twenty minutes is that on Theo gets on this goes beyond the shittiest fighting one hour you when you lost your majority. Seventy now I was talking to our doors to outdoors.

I lost my virginia and Marco island florida. Captain Brian It's my virginity to Marco island florida to someone who was an under seventy years old. No, no! No! No! No! I have the picture. I was you and your boys before you and your boys are going down for spring break alright done correct you're in It is at home. I'm federalist Elzevir data, I was, I was checks, not was checks not stripes per year, it's ok, sunburn? I was sunburn. One hundred she was a local now she's broader social. Oh you knew her yeah yeah, you. Let me do this one thing: an historic yeah. I did it sound like your pride generated, a bottle of captain morgan for a hotel room and the condom broke a while pretty cool,

So I left a kitten in marco island florida. You guys got an abortion now she had it there are you serious need either on each other, Where will you go your first time was I good? I lasted a pretty good amount, I I lasted awhile until the condom broke, and then it was just like see ya. This is all coming out. What do you mean see ya? It was over. I had to walk away. We sat about it here how Israel bombed? Oh man, I broke the camel Of its real bob god, oh my god, suppressed bob sugar met Does it took a long shower? Really? Long shower, I was contemplating life ass, I put a five a child now do those with what I lost. My generally, my fuckin lasting I was reminded all ready for a kid now when I was seven years old canebrake as it gets it. This is it

That said, I have aids and a kid I kid I kid right, that's what they should say to seventeen year olds that are thinking of mannequin. Are you ready for aids and then have sex sex without a condom. now at forty six of the dice on aids. Like I'm out of here soon of my little healthier lifestyles, have to keep myself clean. Do they cure and hiv. If you've been reading about it magic johnson, We cannot go read about it. Gotta know they hide it. Magic johnson is doesn't even have a horse. Grandma read it random ever had a began. Fronded. Neither this grant never had aids. Each year, but that didn't copies, onions, I'll fuckin? Well, ok, let's! Let us another direct, my ancestors saute civilians. Are you let that milk? wow? This is a lot. This does up your eyes. It does, I'm sorry now

Okay, I I knew it was going to do something. I've never seen the onion before I'm fucking really proud of this. So I did not see this coming out the way it was alright. Let me at the summit is that it is going to put a little olive oil in their failure. I think we just sit there. It'll start melton theo, and then we're gonna use bison today, shit, that's! Hence the native american appropriation come on you adviser, hey what kind of americans am pretty much cherokee. Probably out of your chair, can do that student yeah, my grandmother was cherokee, my great grandmother, I think yeah, that's perfect! Your great grandmother! Guess what you, what your dad born in nineteen ten, oh you're, having a great grandmother, was born my grandfather, one in eighteen, eighty, my grandpa. Well, was he knew where eighteen eighties, I

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like animals around suitable three rapporteur, the other rats costume, the costume wrath costume right, oh shit, what can't tell is set aside for getting worse weiss and I'm guessing until a fridge. What is is this all the crystal yeah? That's all frisco and then what we're gonna do this work to take bees make little flop like a little read it really yeah thank you, for you would be a good politician, birth you'd better bathing television now listen. I would be an amazing thing this only this Oh, I think this is the legal by the way, this night, god of another gotta, be it's gotta, be who gave you this a friend marine paralyzed

got his name. I never remember his name, but no is walking. Get youth paralyzing freak accidents on, don't worry now they could get paralyzed and walk again due to something like a mother, I saw him walking the other day put on instagram issues like snipers water and you like I'm going through We are so you use it can be opened by some of that year. A divided from us is ours is bison uncle. Let me see the volume of mail me a five gallon bucket. I know what what fucking turnovers gets up to traditionally tear that further efforts are under a lamp and they can only talk. Talk, talk, talk. it's a beautiful day. Hey I've never stillborn on new. Once you get the known, still more, inviting all was still more

there's, a similar joke festival. Yeah there's like a city, I guess it's like in pennsylvania to Warren pennsylvania area every a little day when it's like they do stillborn jokes yeah, gimme gimme one and oh, here's knock knock who's there, not Adam rachel, london killed, killed off those, the only two I know, but you can watch some of them online. What's a joke, you've written where you like lately, where you're like I'm, not going to go there, Oh yeah I'll meet you go here. Racism, probably anything well yeah, but I think giving raisins and come back or not. You thought it worth it. I think we, I think we are having a burning near think. We got two more years that I think, is having to bring a year in the news, but there it is doing that something is say greeting it having verily. I knew in real life and you go out. I was if I was a resident, went away how people are no fuckin way.

yeah, but it's not actively race. They're, not like people aren't I'll be eating each other because of the cold anymore. Northern. I guess they've got another thing to actually all right now: they're, not part of charlevoix. That was where it was happening. The one place during those people couldn't see at night some dude just shut up a fucking synagogue. You don't think that's racism. I dunno, The jury is still out. I dunno I'll are also cars. What I'll say is that I think I was out there, but when you hang out just raver like If it's not it's not as bad as it is online, but online it may sound like I'm not going to be as bad as it is, and then you go on. You hang out and everyone's cool everyone says hi to you and hold the elevator door. People for those airlines that are spoken. Video. No one would say that shit know who you know is still crazy: racist suite we were in japan for really young, japanese people. Oh hey,

Other asian, I think I think that was the whole premise of crazy, rich asians. They hate and they hate every other asian for fia to local. Do that we knew I was like, A tiny grimly the japanese are exciting. I think that's the only acceptable racism and white people was eating other white people. Nobody is handing other white people. You can't have anybody else by now, except for britt, pretty much for why you're the you're, the biggest oppressed person in this world rebels anyone can make a rather joke was like take it. Yet we have to know I don't think gotta gonna hold up in racist court, who are sometimes with the a famous redhead who are some famous red ringtone. we've what george Washington was read as a redhead larry bird and bilbil Do you realize you realize how you would be right, our the guy phoebe, two. I can name a few to go Robert redford dale Earnhardt Jr earnhardt jr hold on, but he faded,

like you, didn't, stick with it. Didn't stick orange and almost one brought a lot of guys can hold it. as you will know how hard it would be very proud to be the most famous redheaded median nobler character. No fuckin way his character more famous than bill, the things in comedy. Better than you just way? More famous, I don't know could care topsoil. Medicines were garden. Waken aims. May not I don't I don't know I mean I just I dunno I dunno comedy was different yeah but you're saying right now, right, no, no, no, not right now, but I think in comedy characters I mean I dunno. I I like bill better, but carrots are fucking huge dude get arrested. vague, like he sold out, and so there are still two weeks ago in vegas so's, brittany,

The spheres are a huge crush on her dude and I still do, but you really yeah. I love her. I follow her online, that's crazy, she dances and does all sorts of like wardrobe. She tries on wardrobes and shit. We walked around our hallway, like this all day center, like ten dmz, really awesome, dude I don't know that within a butcher that already over like our way out of it as we do for one final, rigid foreign, or even that makes it clear. What am I supposed to do that? Put the sinner written, would be dover of rachel. I know well. I think people really tune in to watch my cooking yeah. That's what they want to see. Oh wow, this guy bisons rankles are going to look insurance, the knighthood around here or something peculiar.

I did the oilseed oh yeah. We should turn it down a little bit, then let them- and I want to get a hard again and then we're gonna, now get this is in office during the day right. Europe what a nightmare there's still humans working here, where's that looking in their office guys at work, is welcome. News is working We cannot just go home to his girlfriend the idea they fuckin costs. Again in my in where I work they filled

no worries man. I said we're going to mexican restaurant, which one this one was called. Ok Grande Grande run a big big. It was the first one and the second one in our town, the first one got excommunicated. What is it when you get caught and they shut it down to excommunicate down and shut down? And people took it over a restaurant? Did you really yeah it? Can you pick ano you're lying in bed? I'm being serious mister that wasn't only talking to you guys do because everytime I try to talk. You guys try to be me, but you know I haven't really watched that live yet so cooking. Right now I know, but I think that was in afghanistan with him. So we should maybe say alright. This is going fantastic. I think our dough has been rushed. How many? How many minutes are we on the camera. I sent my time right, however.

In very video, but through this smells from a original sauce. really good man, and what are we gonna? Do that we're going to fry the bread in there we go further, but what was the first time you got drunk? I was fifteen. We are aware garage hopping that's when you in the mid you go around a gipsy people. Drugs are open, I come home in the midwest. I trust people to live their garage over the urine, so you go into a garage and a people have fridges in the midwest in their garage and you steal, everything they have or you don't steal. Valuable items are still alcohol. That's it and tops of wedding. Cakes of Elio. You've got to steal a wedding cake case. You get hungry or really really. Really, Alright, I'm going to switch this over to back here and then move that over here correct and then we're going to do these flapper in fitch's. What is this for rachel.

Ok, I'm excited about this. I get you a norm. Hundreds of catholics break. This should be pretty good. Don't why touching, were you ever in the military? But no you think I'm fuckin lasted in amerika. I could have lasted back in the second half of lean overbooking blame where look back with a laugh. You didn't have a theory. they would level does you may get on your arm level where we will have a greater stop? What would you do that's gonna stay. I got diameter burn. My all, let me see lit up your own. I think, burn your arm, but then I went I leaned over to my eyelashes are gone. Oh shit, your eyebrow he's got his partially gone yet his use of thin as cyber

I think that one can start. As I read that there were gone here, we go. We have this heated rodeo into her? a quarter inch thick sickles yeah. I have the honour of single desk I'll, be your sick, odious now? Don't you sick I'll? Be your sick up? We didn't! I wish we could disrupt the stuff in shadow or do you want me to put some flour, don't feel nope there you go. Look at that picture, not drop this. We have no meal. If you drop this. Okay wouldn't drop okay, okay, just looked at This is in the air for seven year com. I thought I d j speeds in europe. How it's when it suited saw happening the way They have asked that examines whether you open, imperfect as I had a little flour and airspace kettlebells sticky right

all this outbreak boxes, virtue of flowers and then will do this. These all balls like this is analysed mostly rachel, little tiny balls and then put it down. and get yourself a little dough like this, and then you ready ready but that hit her in her boy gang gang son ooh yeah, oh shit, very racist. How do we get it out, though? How do we get it out, though? Just with your hands work, none at all! Why can't you put your hand and neck oh shit. Take a look at this. Take a look at this. This is looking great depth, a little small little bitch like fuck it. Let's go. I think we're make an implausible they tiny, tacos, ok, millennium round rachel here watch why this is

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habits. Are you a diet, cheating now that one's get this one's lieutenant that's cool What about being that we point beans in russia, invalid they're called freehold these guys for the whole week. I think this one's good plus I'm all for getting more flour, especially more flour. Here, I'm want to make an ultimate. This one This work. Is this what I didn't bucket I thank you player. What this one y Y know they look. well they're, fried due to my engine. If you had to go home everything cook by yourself like a lonely where the beans were being just so sad, what are we doing? Beans I'll do that these phenomena were bought. You We only remarried andrew to yours,

Do you like it? We just can't say no, but I mean you can yeah it's fine I mean you could say no. I could be like nah your wife's in school. Isn't she she actually she's still in school? How old is awesome? Seventeen forty two, no forty, two, forty three. Now that she's, not forty three now she's not in school. She works auto tune back to school. Now she She works human shit. She just human shit, nice, lady yeah man for now to return Chicago met her out here for real wow risky guy, I know. Does she know you were for you or she's not from here. Are you before you were? A mediocre comment, needs more flour, Did you know you before we donor? Maybe that's what I hear she knew me. She moved for all this success

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