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Bill Hader Live at SXSW (Ep. 338)


HBO and The Ringer's Bill Simmons is joined live in Austin by Bill Hader to discuss his new HBO comedy, 'Barry', some of his best stories from working on 'South Park,' and the state of satire in the world today.

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earlier on podcast day that cause, but on its grandma now at the ringer, don't forget, against all add cousin sow their blown out a low march bandits thing on Wednesday, so all that's coming up. I know this sounds good about the phone Where, where my boy, my car, at the bring my car and had to do stuff- but we have some good stuff coming up here- there's a great bill, hater package that I take that step by step was thus I want to talk a little about them, but that happened.
But first we have project really become african. Have a bit of a belated. I don't know how may have had a mine is probably like the fourth or fifth them I did make him do Jane gum. I think I have to do that every time we're together, but we talked about, is show which is called bury, which premiers on each be. I think two weeks from now and I really liked it which, which we don't even to on the package, but that it was really cool, millet different. I went this out by satellites. I can't
I think this is like my fifth or sixth time that have been there and it just always amazing how big that thing, as has balloon and I'm actually mad, we didn't do more ringer step there. We had we had a ringer basketball panel on Friday was shaped Toronto, Chris radically linen and Curt. Gold's bury our old grantline friend, and I and my two hundred people were there and then we did the hater thing in in people couldn't get it and I just next year we're gonna bring a whole bunch of my people, they're going to do right, but it's it's really cool. I was there before it really blew up and then I would say when it blew up, maybe really know what to do with how big it at that, and now they have a pretty good handle at it really well run. Ah Buber and less than all that stuff has helped people being able to be able to get around to others that the need to shove. Firstly, I think he's seen like nine or ten movies
In like three days, it's it's got a little bit. Everything is got panel club, though away, is there really cool place. I like that. It's blown up and take the part where it's it's like now call to set it up by South West School anymore of is that back by us to open its actually cool when he go, though I'm glad I went in what was this thing about fire back ass if to tackle with thing without it and I wasn't delta and somehow we have now perfected the whole Directv Putty another airplanes. I think there's a lot of personal dislodge cannery going on what
What these aeroplanes can pretend they can and cannot do the wifi is still bad. We still can't get satellite went around there for you. I couldn't watch the Tiger Woods thing and yet I was watching it goes on twitter and, of course I had a movie on the background. So what better choice to pass by which I had a good sixty, eight, but really spectacular they. I can't believe how good first five is. I really think I seen the conversation proposed action movie about time. It's completely satisfied, but I had first five on because I like, when I'm on an airplane, I like to watch stuff that I have already seen about about like to absorb eye, and then I'm just watching
the tiger thing unfold and twitter, and what was cool was equally between the Ringer slack and twitter. I could I really it ahead of what was going on. I just couldn't see it, but then I twitter people put up the gift of the Miss pad, or whatever shall I did feel like. I was belatedly Folliot, though, when it got to like this the deep and any had like along pilot as they are done in their eyes and my twitter time, I'm lights up about these people get excited about it and then they give his island in like two minutes later, and I got to watch the forty three further with this chap he gave on an airplane, and I was just as this pump the point of this story. Is this really nobody like this any more than that?
We are a kind of want to succeed in sports gaiety there. Yes, is there any other athlete that has kind of a unanimous? I want that guided do well. I don't feel like a basketball. This is certainly the wisdom. Football is nothing. It's really just tiger. Maybe Michael votes, oh yeah, I guess you re if the Olympics, but that that yet you right in the major sports ye I mean it was amazing how many people were jumpin back on the tiger thing, and I see I really thought that he was gonna make that put on eighteen and chasing. You noted the cup Lugosi old days. I'm sorry did we're that we get the masters coming up and poor weeks which ran away. I'm going you for the first time ever in Britain, my dad and it still bucket list of all time. They then he wants to do now that every Boston team is one the title and was not expecting. There's gonna be this whole package. This crazy tiger, woods, wrinkle and now I'm sure it's gonna
like the other hardest, bastards event of the decade like who who's that the item pussy was plainly, I really like just missing parts tat if he had made three of only one tournament and if they were hard put see. There's, though, that's amazing, and then we are bad, is coming up. The Abuja seized his is closer to the finish line that it then it feels like it usually as and when it comes to the greater the really made sport stretched pushed Thea. Ghana fell draft after I like this structure in right now, Kate, you and Titus Data did the madness preview. Yesterday, Sunday night what's the schedule for this week. Will we get the first for games which are indeed in which are on Tuesday the most interesting there's, probably Arizona state attained the less undefeated team in the country in college Basque, while the season they fell off the face of the planet, their plants here, using debate on Tuesday night in Dayton, and I say Bonaventure suppose you see allay also in Dayton and the other two
that young man right yeah does. It does have to bind him to delay the nice when I you know my way through the body guard broken every monitoring and I think that's a nice batch up for their work was. Why should they be scared of you kill I think say: Bonaventure is gonna, be the favourite that came out. I would assume yeah yeah, absolutely I'll pay. You right out dated turned out enough. He knew that speaking gamble on some of these. You know that yes heard at it has spread breadth and everything and, of course, the problem as you go, and these are my sites and they have all the turn my games, because there's all these other parliaments that other guy came out of it. Now I don't want to take the bodies. Then we got Bay high birth there than a state, the other unregistered, better, the Tuesday nights, actually of funding to be all the better that usually the case, none at all, but we did Bob Hurley coasting it
and bay. I'm that's one. The tune into we actually are tightened. I talked about this but Oklahoma. You know they didn't turn Mitre youngest and the tournament year. Your chosen sundry young. We were We received the guys, like you know, tray young. They really want to make first for matter these Tuesday games put in the most interesting. Seem so Arizona state should have played you now and in the first round of Dayton cause they need to play cells internment anyway people with a really wash illustrate young fellow Sousa Austria, has really looked like tray young at about six weeks insane happiest thing. If we can turn it back, I'm I'm I'm still a believer. I just think you know that the combination of the weighty fences, replaying em and just all the hype and all that stuff you could seem, gave a little bit, but I could back on the most wanted that happened this week with an eagle covering replied with context in a guy that we had been. I bought it for a while
as somebody that seem to at least a little bit special and really seemed like a good teammate and play basketball. The right way, maybe his people's back ray and then he had at tat moment pull them into the tournament aunt Kate had Titus has been kind of clamouring for this year's Campbell Walker. There really wasn't the candidate, and now it's like count. Sextant like the perfect candidate right is the perfect candidate. Unfortunately, he got a really bad draw. They have a eighty nine gable there in the east region, so they play Virginia Tech in the first round. Buzz Williams has been done a great job with this Virginia tech team and Virginia Tech kind of got screwed out of the ACC tournament against Notre Dame, and there was some questionable calls down the stretch. At Ferrell, doing some dramatics, no flopping out of bounds and leading to a technical against Chris Clark. So Virginia Tech has a little bit of redemption. They face Alabama than of Alabama in a secular able to get past Buzz Williams than they have Vila Nova the second round, which is.
People think they'll know is the best, even the country, so that's a tough to african section. We're going over and Virginia to pay restraint now, five times? How did you, like fur kind of mid range sleepers? We did this a couple weeks ago, my black ass, an you guys. Now the Michigan thing they ended up with the big and burned with their anybody in that twenty to thirty two one range that you guys retard: In Kentucky Twentieth Colombo, it continues to need to one, and we talked about that on your part. I guess last Friday, when we came on, I think the problem of Kentucky is again to get it together. Draw me: they get the hottest team, the hottest minimum your team and its heart even say Davidson them in major team with Bobby MC their, thereby Mc Killop as one of the best coaches in basketball at any level they face Kentucky in the first. Around. They have this guy killing Grady Number thirty one on David. And he's he grew up. Stuff curries, like you use a family for staff, curry wanted to be staff, caraway grew up,
and now, as you know, a six five shooting guard plain for Davidson and does the things like carries. That's a really bad match up for Kentucky in the first round, which scares me about and in some other teams utterly no executives, and I have in front of me, but to some sometimes a watch out for magic. Getting that I said: Gerda cried in an area where the at ok North Carolina know you're going think that's a Tobias Paper North Carolina. They get a greater role in this west region is Xavier's the fourth gaseous they're, gonna be out, Caroline has been on the LA bracket before when they lost. It was content and Frank Kaminski twenty fifteen, and then you look Our missions had two weeks off. We like Michigan, going into the big internment, but you know they went to time with Iowa that term it you know they had. They had theirs and tough games. That people of color washed away just because they won the big internment so Amelia. I guess this is perfect, but I am still a little concern
about them in the MID West region. We know that the AIR Carolina eighteen November eighteen, the day it away this weekend or next weekend, will be next weekend soda before the actual regional, the regional, about Nellie for the West region. So if your team can went to game your team communists to you- and I say this- is what you tell yes I'd stable sinner. When do we start the campaign to get paid Frazier ticket and the EU, and that I believe we must do that, Ben. I think he got up. Please please. We need that need to be there and Mark Titus. His team is also they also have a chance to be on Ella Ohio State, the five seat in the west. So far say Wednesday Games granted they have to play Gonzaga Agora. If they, if they be to go to state which a measure that can be the JAG rabbits, but if they were your games, there will also be our now lay so it could be marked Titus tape, Frazier Extravaganza Andella, for you guys could play the better. You got that
lady. Yes, in LOS angeles- oh my god, while thank you committee, deck split the package that yet he had been ever be the same. Yes. Well, this divide that happen. If that happened to three of us are going and an ominous just Instagram story, the whole thing and you got the virtually fight to the death and then who ever went to fight gets the package
just that they did. You watch was elections by the way, the new selects now that without an airplane right that people, how did a good job of securing it today alot of people there, but it's really interesting when they over think think when it's like this is such a simple idea. It's just like K. Here's the bracket show here the bracket and this teams by investing in its true that up, it's impossible, bulimic screw. That up is by not giving people the bracket, but a bracket Joe and confused them, enraged them and making them wait to see you. I just don't understand the logic. I know they after you know they can drag the ads.
If they, if they dragged the Shoah but to just make people like really violently unhappy, seems like a bad game plan right. It seem like they try to make an event. You know by having a crowd there. They try to make it as if it was a game or a part of the incidentally tournaments atmosphere, inexperience, which makes no sense, but why I haven't. I bet your life is out there. They have the shouts of it, it would be like if they could change the Oscars. That dear like I, before we get to these five days let's go over the nominees for another hour and a half like put that put the brackets up. It's an especially like in two thousand eighteen, where, when you screw up that stupidly, it's just so you just get. You should get a drag. You know, is it just why the rules in the room looked around and said now? That would be fine. People will be fine with this.
We say that people in that don't ever do that again out. I don't think so, but I know that I think they were trying to do a for a general audience. You know they return it good for young people, don't really care that it. You die hard fans may care about the bracket, but you know general audience just wants to the teams that are in so they treated us like we were and you know this is what came out it was. It was really bad in two thousand and thirteen. When you treat people like they're stupid, it doesn't look out and go up the system, no no track record whatsoever going well so tat was there. Tat was done through the we have thirty Friday Saturday Sunday afterwards to grant these. That is playing games with against the planned ears, but now now that there is actually a couple against them, little more warm to them, but is there? Is there a day there's always Thursday Friday? One of those places the good day, one of those days did but TAT Day, which day would you say, is gonna, be there.
Hundred and budgeting match updating it. Tugs became as the first game so tuning on Thursday. I'm excited went to network sharing factor when shining pike ass we're doing a bracket tomorrow. I will repeat now the Games Kinney and Charles back. We can agree on any games it. Guinea and Charles Mark. We can agree on any games that has put question mark so ties, and I may add that monsieur so, who knows we can give you any clarity, may just put question marks an exclamation points and in no other things that on our bracket, but he ever that tomorrow that we're doing a park as after Tuesday to pray. You are the games in and make picks and try to help out with you. The general fan, and then you know Cousin Sal, going to call at two on Tuesday night, so it'll be a full day of podcast in tomorrow, then Tuesday night Cousin Sal will get into the gambus perspective. Give out give out some longshot insisted as a longshot. I love Rhode Island as a team are really love, not when the title, but to maybe some noise get to my
so we'll give it all that stuff on cousin cells Pike S more night too, and I know at least one of the three trifecta guys will be diving into the woman with it with some thought. This is not quite as much greater innovation, it would be the woman bourbon though, fewer people who actually know what the hell's going on. With women's back about that. That's when you boy you now and in which our two buddies part, the thing is this chamber's good, their brackets easy there brackets hard, which why, every year this somebody up that people go? Oh, my god, my bracket done already, but the woman to really make it. You really mean debited, get them the guy. I went back at this week,
This is why we created this package for birds next couple. We hope for you that survived the house did not come about by coming up with a duty bill later pack. Ass firm felt by the west is just like package that we did with the later. It was infirm about a hundred or in a room at the year at the very often backed up on Saturday, and then we had like in an accompanying room in a big bar watching tv. Those one he's somebody that I think the first time among us. Died and it was before it does define and is he was taken off and I set up and I totally and then by the next couple times it come on his career had gone applicable matches so yeah almost ten years, the pact as the debate at this point. Here we go from taxes that
guided awhile. You well. That's right! You look like you haven't slept in a couple days: man, ok! So last night we had the premier the Show- and I don't really drink then sounds like here. The thing is called electrode, jellyfish is good. Beer, and I have like twenty of super trashed and then added, at nine, a m and do a bunch of I don't know start doing interviews at nine, a m and then Amy ground it is like the had a comedy at HBO. The like. Let's go, have breakfast tacos. I did that in Austin is great. I so yesterday was emotional for you because they show you been working out for a while. Yet that was the first time you Jonah too
audience bury Yea Alamo draft. Has we as one of the greatest ideas I've ever seen for anything like they just bring you baron popcorn? Yes, I, like a movie nerds dream I have to go nowhere, they bring the beard me watch, my God Zella movie, and now it was great and yet Its yes, it is it's like is not nerve, racking or anything is just kind of like you do and then that lives the embargo on reviews right, which I didn't know about so it's like its aired and I'm sitting there in each year and they go oh Holly reporter of you just came in a variety of yours came in and then I was lake with this is get drunk the winning listenin to the audience reactions for stuff right there. What are you listening to? I don't I don't know why? Don't you weren't, even in the now I dont go I'd, ask you guys, have fun because
for some reason, but you were there, I what thereby left in and We entered energies, did an imbalance, bird like ok with you stay, but I leave and I don't like what you got like to an alley. Yeah stood in an alley self, is like the ending. A Blair witch just staring at the Wall Come back and then when I come back and I go, eleven, now is very Larry David. Like reactions, I mean you know whether it was a comedy and they like the people. Laughing and thread it's a really different show and when read about it. I was a little way because we ve known each other for a long time and I can't make wow that's kind of ambitious. I loved it on that
you're saying they have begun on, which was the nicest were our let's say I was excited he came out. It was like that was great. All your showed up to the thing that some sweet, it's about this kind of tortured, hit men who basically has done a mid life crisis, because his younger but sudden, as is life crisis, and just Well, I don't spoil too much of it, but it is. The easy game is like the proud is a former marine you now works is like a hitman unease unhappy in his life and he travels to a lady kill a guy. Any tales and two is acting class in the valley which is run by Henry Winkler. So neither say I'm in my language that sentence is any decides. He sees all these kind of its kind of way a version of Lake Travis, big O, meets the William Money, character and unforgiving. Like taxi driver,
and for giving guy meets the people from waiting for guff men yap and night. That's his salvation, but the device Balance in its very brood owing a real, so yeah it's a tone, all better tonal tightrope away when. Started to weak, became friendly early part of this decade. I was instead, you like a super movie, nerd and kind of fell into this ass backward he handed the ESA, like you were your basically do you like a lot of people area? There are unaware that move move there and they think I'm in a direct movie Sunday. I very that that's what I wanted to do was brightened direct movies to give them a thirty five. Second- and this is how I know from there two other sudden amendment, no forty four x up moved away and I raised, and then I was an assistant editor and our work on a bunch of movies and then I was trying to make movies and they didn't, and then I ended up. This is great. I was
second city allay taken a class the do. Megan Malawi, for willing gray saw me in the class, is Nick offer men she's married him. His brother man, governments, my friend, we're in a group together, and she said you should I just she call me the next week and when I had dinner with more Michael'S- and I told him about you- there's, no way but that's literally what happened. That is what happened here. They taken my life. She was then, and now I'm I'm getting too the thing I wanted to do initially areas is very weird securities thing, my favorite those jobs you had didn't. We weren't you playboy no cause of our time play by nine calls. Do you guys? You can admit it. You know that show that this guy one deeds. They cause
labour. China was a show with these two women there gave sex, advise yeah, I recall in, and they start having sex with their government. It was not a show that could have been a network to Vienna yeah, and so my job was, I will go, get coffee for the porn stars. And now is funny whores like I have an order for candy, Candy India. So me whenever the names and the cops but and then yeah. I would be sitting there and someone would call in with like a fantasy and the guy would come over the place like hey Bill. Can you get? You know it is Cindy and whoever ready I was like hey guys. So you can be having sex just go out and do whatever they ask you to do. I think
some sort of cow girl thing to get ready on the new Pierre to meet Can I get your water? Can get you guys a water, maybe after maybe after a shower? Ok but it was sad. You know I mean in all seriousness. It is a buggy nights thing reduce it was a bit wake. You know I was bit sad. One of the reasons I like bury so much as it set in this part of allay that I've always been fascinated by its not anywhere near where I live. But it's it's the valet bit it I kind of deep valley, yeah Ladderlike actors, work in his waiters and waitresses in bar tenders and like their scenes in though in the shower light, the acting class goes and get. Beers
it's kind of this whole area of allay yeah. It is like strip malls and it's it's Diana S like the opposite of la LA land. It's not going on the lot and then dancing and stuff. It's it's more kind of the valley that me, my and new, and we grew up dinner when we move their ninety nine. It was we all live like in you know, north Alleyway Valley Village, like all these areas and in your friends were struggling. You know filmmakers, and tourism swingers was the first one there really tapped, and yet I was like all those fields that yeah and those shirts and people, because by everybody everybody either on car and low jack, yet era we got those guys reduce revaluing those guys are doing, the guys in the movie with guys you were trying to do swingers we power like come on. Let's go to the Dresden, it's like shut up
Maybe they what made you stand out in the three or four or five range from like a common standpoint, we're Megan Hollywood, town or minor. Now I impressions are well now is just doing voices and I didn't do impressions in some way ass, an audition lake. I never really done it before, and so I was sitting there. It was an improv show and she happened to come on a night ass. She had come on Saturday. The Sunday mine I got that call, because on Sunday I just was hot, like it just worked in an improper show one night's terrible nail in its great as you're improvising it and she just happened to be there on a night where I was really funny and sank Where would you write the ratio of people happy for you that you got the car? They were all browsers, likes bitter and resolved. Now most people are happy. I mean we have to do, is show for WAR Michael's in New York, and so we had to go with my my my three four.
Ends and they knew that they weren't gonna get a job out of this, but they went to support me, which was really cool and one of these guys. Milk cow and you actually went to school out here are now he's a teacher. You cv in there. They reduce the best, yeah me when I did my last show the next morning. I called all those guys like. Thank you so much again like I just finished ass an hour eight year, yet layers of you guys, like you guys, I was so's cool that you guys, Did that was so mean volume so's go there's two types: people on SNL another type that they just love it and they soak it in and then their type who are just stressed out there. Our time about ass, they drew near and that can be added. When I wasn't like he has some friends some people on there, just for so laid back. You know, like my Rudolph, could just be having a conversation with you and then they be like and RON and she
do a thing and then continents Felix anyway Roy you now and I was like an it would be shaking once I miles Ryan, see grass and and I was able to do a miracle idle and and I'm it was a cold open it was a Mary, Katherine Gallagher, cold out, where my Shannon came back to host and she came in out of the cold open and I was Ryan Seacrest and I was shaking I started shaking. I was looking at the crown I'm just like. I have to open the show and Maya Rudolph just right when the She has put her finger up. My ass just grab my ass this and I will take that right. Is there a good account town? Just It was sweet air, his eyes, as you say, whoa whoa an hour ago- and then I was out of my head- is thousand being the finger at the ass
good note for the future Cassie. I man, things are going back, What are your finger upper ass, well When did you shake off the fear that Europe is gonna, get the call from Lauren and that your arm, where is my season for as South Rogan hosted in a member at the after party warring came up to me said you can work here as long as you want, and he was a vacant relax You got the job. We just need to relax man! Ok, because I would these pacing around. I'm going over and I still do it. I mean I am wholly next week and we do in the next week and we walking around here now, whenever my stuff. How do I do this? Whatever and in its more the anticipation of it and you get out there and a it- is all kind of goes away in your way.
Though I hosted last time, I was, did John Maloney Roadway Monologue and he put my first line: was I'm so nervous because he knew I was gonna, be nerve, so go ahead. Bill shouts, I'm so nervous. What was at lake? Did you feel like a kid who is in college, who was gone back to high school for like the homecoming game, I mean. I know it's more like here. It's like going back home. You know, like you're, older brothers leg, a squirt man shut up. You know insight immediately, go back to where you were when you started out where it's like a ever gone. I've had some success and I'm doing now and then sounds like that. Wasn't funny in your again: oh no you're right. It was a shiny view, go back. There's that day when the host is going through with the everyone's pitch in them you, ve, never been in this. The piracy position I was in the barrier when I did that and actually got really nervous was very sweet. Is Lauren
You have a meeting with him and then he says, or can we bring everybody in mega? I news here because I have been in that meeting as the person sitting on the floor as is like firm like there, that the door is smart. Now we pile and in everybody's pile up on stuff- and I always am I spot- was on the floor- now sit down. So, rather than five hours It's not even two years ago, like thirty forty minutes results, but more Michael's goes like this not only Boardman. We do you apply, and Ngos are right now any points to someone, they go. Yes, I had no idea where maybe we would do blank and then he just goes around the room to everybody, and you have to have an idea And it was terrifying. The best guy was Jamie news writer when I started there and he is the funniest sky on Monday pitch meeting because of the delay, year. So I cannot be. You got back
the ball. Those you found. Your phased runs right back up One time Steve Martin stay Martin. He goes one of his ideas and yet a little book is going through the barking goes. Take his time. Everyone else do you want to get there and you you just slow it down got a family policy family. They walk like this. Yes, your guy used to work at a bank. When are you working to Delhi and no one likes it, because you make the same what you like and that's when he did the Vestavia spit was, and it's not. I don't know why it's playing with Steve Martin was hosting so Steve Martin's in the hot seat and we're all kind of like it's Steve, Martin, those hasty Martin, and we all can giggling cuz like what's going to be in his eyes,
deal years, you're smoking extra long cigarette. The ce marking is looked. Ok, if I may just the balls that yeah you know. I was up a night before going to see more in my ideas: gotta be good. What's it going to be in jail, he just didn't give a fuck and he just went in There- and I was like Y gotta- be able to get to that. I only get there. Which one idea, for example, people at pitcher couple usually it's like if you want to lay claim to something that happened in the news, your if it like a holiday, I would say. Oh you know, I do Vincent Prize we're going to a holiday thing, so hastily non do and how, owing schedule that you know that kind of tells a room. Ok, there's gonna be one of those overriding Fred armies and used to play joke were there's something really terrible had happened in the news like ours, Fritz. All that I raised a daughter and employ. Needed or whatever you know, some terrible story. He is
call any view that common wants a decent, our fritz, which I think is really really. I didn't. I do not want to do anything about it. I know you're to Saint, come on it. I think it's back there, but you want to do that anyway. Do you. You look back with them thence down their cast. Whether because that cast was I mean it Just back like a man, I love you went to a lot of stuff yeah I came in. I started not just like book. I star was in December, Jason Sedate is increased and with those who I started, work So we all showed that was you Ricky class. I was already glasses in Congo started as a writer and brain Tucker is now that when they had writers was there we had a great year We were Canada in the lonely. Island eyes were the other writers. Sir. I mean it was. It was crazy, very lucky. You miss it a little bit. I miss the people there. I direct light on this as the fear. Yet
I don't like going out- is pitching stuff, I'm already had it on the phone starting Eric and where it is one of the producers errand, a young ideas, new systems. Ideas and as I see it, all comes back, we're like art will forget, you know I forget it. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know why I want to do this anymore and area and what what movies from that decade, you run a few of the earth appetite. Communism has its super batteries, which Wednesday get which wonder people bring tee. The most Seeber batter pineapple, expresses the guy at the beginning, but I have expressed in stoned train right now as one way. Those they say gas. Forgetting Sarah Marshall, has had a big cable, how we have to raise their design, as you never know, when you're flippant channel ever get to see their areas,
this so we we are thinking about now, nervousness When you, when you're thing, the barbarian where you want to do it, that what lessons from what was said, the fund What this is really is banned and asked him and even what lessons to learn from those ten years incorporated Newbury. Why so? Much because, You know and Sarah Alive, Chris Rock do what you want to do. Man and I want to direct somethin and he's like if you ve been on, as you can direct, you know, because
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that is my thing and I just know this from work on other things is, if you're just kind of maintaining a cool attitude and being you now in a good mood and kind of white that sets the tone for everything. So if I seem everyone else will become, even though everything's going to share breath it. You know by the way this works in sports, because you see this would coaches our Yad Vashem, college Basque, abolished this coaches that they had their panicking in the last four minutes. It's like that open your players. Now Jack Harbour, poor bastard there he'll do that from time to time. Now it's like, if you D, be common, hang out as always remember that is appears and act or anything. If you saw the director going like this, you and our food, like what's happening. Why these freaked out than what's gonna? What about men train this outbreak which learn from those guys? With this the strike
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And I go and the guys in the room. We were like: hey, that's a nice thing. You know he gives her her laptop and all the female writers were like that's creepy as fuck, if I slept with a guy- and he brought me in a laptop I behind what is it, you know and we went up Then we have to rethink and we were when oh no keep it that way. Actually that makes it really interesting. Ok, no, that's awesome! You know it's that's like letting it be what it wants to be, instead of like no. I had this idea And so we have to keep it that way. Em you develop the chauffeur. Yeah? How long will the process? I found out had a deal on the set of train wreck. So as not to set a train wreck. The agent call me and says: hey, there's a fifteen. She doesn't fourteen yeah yeah, and so he rode at pitched it shot the highway. In two thousand sixteen shot, the shown you doesn't seventeen so the pilot. That was the pilot.
I watch last night at one year two years ago I noticed your hair. Looked a little differ in the second fuck off civil, innovative funding. Now you know what it is doing. There's a seemingly in Henry Winkler at the end, were I'm talking to him and he's in his car and now my half was totally re shot. So when you see him in the corridors, do that on sixteen may two thousand seventeen fixings less interesting. So well, what was the big startled to get over in the development process. Albania, just you know each is viewed as a lot of shows those runaways way neuter raiders were waiting. Turn, but it was, and they were just cool like the fact and I came in and pitch the show with our work and we you know we just talk like that is talking about, Travis, big Owen, anything my taxi driver and unforgiving when you're pitching a thirty minute, comedy yeah, most places with the same leave
but they had seen me in this movie the skeleton twins and they like that they like to Ganem the vibe of that. They liked me plain like a dramatic but dromedary, it. They were in time any people in the room. Nowhere Henry Winkler is the most famous for just out of curiosity. God, when I was a kid Henry Winkler wearing and agreeing on the air- I forgot he was in great when I was a kid he was the most famous person in the world like. They re realises that he was the cream listeners somewhere in the world, which seems improbable tat yeah. Now you need a mounties Ike, hello, oh make that man stepped on me. You know and re Betty, so sweet, and he very he's. Just a great. Die and he's very he's. He's just eat
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Do our so there but like I just whenever an audition your great you need to go to this place right now. And so it was their are you a mused by what's happened with John Millennia over the course I like it? I love because when you invited me do it, s now shows like two thousand ten and he had ridden. Stefan yeah, you re the very first Stefan show yeah, and then he is a dead cigarettes defines great. Rarely does stand up to news, like he's very mellow am, I gonna, be a giant by just was like this guy's There was a guy on a plan and then eight years It is worse than the independent spirit. A lady is sold out radio City Music Hall, like for four days when it was insane he's one of the greatest guys in the world, how many people either great for that show that our thinking this is my gateway to actually do this. I don't and it's funny, because I look back at signal. Burress role when I was there, you know a lot of people. Too
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its way into your work. You know- and I think, having children- and you know you like gotta gotta- be alive for this thing you now and I've never love or anything as much as these three children, and I just got. If anything happened, you guys, I don't know what I'm doing. What's that that you suddenly have these feelings, and so was like all that starts to end up in the show whether you know what an oxygen to be worn out. The acting class as a good device for a tv show a movie career, You can go a lot of ways and there's a couple. People in their hero is way too terrible on Sunday. I can add these moments like I was thought I was gonna under exploited, yeah, it's also like therapy and railways, urban and acting class, but when you take acting classes, people just really one over share like immediately and for a guy used.
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and- and you know, you'd watch. You know that but yeah it became really expensive. So we have to do you have to get the right. Yanza lies in a clip yeah, so I mean we used as seen from Angola and the pilot kind of solely because it was posing as expensive as the other one. We had written, no offense I know you're in Ass air Goldberg actress. I said: what's a scene that people usually do and she goes well Julia more flipping out the pharmacy magnolias, because it gives the people a chance to vote, have a breakdown in red cry. What about James, Oh man, I love James. You can't give you get the rights that James GUM foreseen were buried. You James GUM, Susan, we'll keep potentially somebody in the class could do it
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really into the idea, whose day, like Lake Paramount and stuff and not like they didn't say we want to make one more Michael's wasn't like you have to make one. It was kind of way. If you wanted to make one, I'm sure we could do that and you know what do you guys think, and we remember I was just like it didn't work as a sketch yeah. That's why I've run uptake the sketch made no sense I make a movie out of there the reasonable. I could ask, as John makes me, laugh Doreen successful, Where is the funniest thing he put into the car that you didn't know is coming? I was why I reside here. When he's a jewish Dracula was the one I just right when he said Macular, the black Dracula, you know they ever jewish Dracula, says Myers knew what the thing was right in these that, oh, what is it? What's his name and I said, Sidney Apple
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you do the story, and sometimes it's funny or sometimes is dramatic. I kind of feel like things all of one I don't enjoy. It is much I kind of like a combination. You know, that's gonna, feel it that's how, when you're trying to figure out the truth of a thing you know like there's, I've been very awful situations with something really funny happens. You know I mean I think we all have a year and a funny thing and then suddenly something really terrible happens in everyone now you're in a new mode. You know it's those parts in life. I think on the most interested in another vagina books. I, like I leave you know, George Saunders, as a writer is so beautiful at doing that stuff. You know of a right in these stories that all that alarm that by that, so our Tobias wolves, another guy, really liken so you're gay, no money, the sky by weight.
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Premier Party in New york- and I we watch the show and we're sitting there and I'm in Amy, and I are kind of chatting and she's like so. Basically it was. It was like I done my callback and it was essentially like. I think I got the movie. You know Judd Apatow made us go, have a date together and watched us seriously yeah is awful Amy and airlines, which is a waiter, was you know, you know who's a while ago specimens came in Netflix Special and now there was nobody said Dan Geese. He said, I want to see how you guys interact with each other, so he took US servers, restaurant and made us wait just talk to each other. We were just looking and he's a city looking at us, while we ate and aping gonna just looked at them and it is a bizarre. I hope you,
to do that with his daughters, yet everywhere the real bad but any, and I so he Cairo's like. I think I got the part. I feel like I d by an official again, so we were chatting and it was a really nice thing. We're there's really awesome kind of getting to know you talk and then, when I went up to put on my am I fell. My coat was really heavy No, why and I walked out arise sooner sister had put all this. Where, where money, so I got caught like sternly city later Brad. Their cameos really running. Wrap this up, chickerberry
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