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107- "I'm Just Not In Love With You Anymore."

2021-01-20 | 🔗

This week is pure drama, drama and more drama. Father Cooper kicks off the episode by revealing a dirty package she sent across the pond.. but more importantly, she tells the Daddy Gang about a secret she’s been keeping from them. Tune in to find out what actually happened to Alex last month in London. This story includes the police and a very toxic third party that will be exposed and revealed. Lastly, someone who ended their 7 year relationship with their boyfriend joins the show this week and reveals how she found the courage to end it, the hard truth of ending it over just “not being in love anymore,” details on the breakup conversation, and life after a breakup. Guess who? ENJOY DADDIES!!

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and the code is going to be her daddy again check out and you're gonna use the offer code, her daddy for almost any one item. Fifty percent off enjoy What is up daddy gang? It is your single father Alex Cooper. We call her daddy, daddy, daddy, hello, hello, hello, good morning, Daddy gang what the fuck is up. It is your founding father four another episode of call her daddy how Are you all doing? I hope you're feeling good. I hope your feeling later aka you took your morning poop, you are right. We need to seize the goddamn day. Feeling lighter too, because I just shipped not shit. I because well I did I just shit. I just an shipped alone.
Some some to MR sexy Zoom Daddy Gang. Last week, Mr Sexy Zoo Man left for London, and he is, going to be gone for an entire month while I am back here in LOS Angeles, California. Naturally, knowing my history sure that Mr Sexy Zoo man he's gonna have his doubts rightfully so, but me being the kind and the empathetic and the understanding and the hurrying genuine whole hearted, more for others than herself kind of gal. But I am I wanted to do something to reassure this man. So what I did is I wrote him. A letter snail miles to help. I found a pen till I went and bought a pen. I found paper nope have been bought paper and I wrote him a goddamn letter. Yes, you whores, she can fuckin right kitty
and I'd Shan Old. My inner, Ryan Gosling Rachel make items the notebook circa, two thousand, whatever the fuck it is, and I wrote a goddamn masterpiece alley its Noah Bolivia love. You know, I love you early and I sat, I wrote a masterpiece, okay. However, let me be very the clear as brilliant as this writing was, I have stay true to myself. And I do not want to be raising any red flags in Mr Sexy Zoo man's mind. Writing love. Letters is not a characteristic of mine, so if here see a transcontinental letter from your truly Sir sexy zoom in he's going to open that envelope. Read this and not even get halfway fucking through it before he thinks that I not only fucked someone in his bed, but I fuck someone in his bed
a booty bump to candle and burnt down his entire fucking house. It's along those lines that this man is gonna, be like picking up the phone and say: hey Girlfriend, hey Big AL. What did you do hey? What's up what happened? How's my house is my house, okay, and so me in these self aware Jem that I am.
I knew I wanted not freakin the fuck out, and I can use this as an opportunity to add some kink into this cue. The chronicles of the traveling thong, yes, Daddy Gang. I decided that it was in my best interests and miss her sex, easier man, best interests that I was going to send him a dirty, worn song of mine, very sexual, a classic go too. We love it and any single girl listening to his podcast. If you have done this before, you very well know these psychotic amount of thought and attention to detail that goes into concocting, the most perfect specimen, that is, they quote, unquote dirty thong. This is a well oiled machine step, number one, the fucking smell. There is a criteria that comes with
sending a goddamn dirty thongs number one, the smell, oh boy, oh fucking, boy! On that spectrum. I want to be very clear to anyone listening that has never sent a thong or, if you haven't you've done done this. This is a big fat. No, no! You are sending this man a pair of pants. These fresh out of a fuckin wash that smells like a downy she and if you like, thanks for the laundry like, I think you accidentally put one of
her thongs in the envelope like it got a got caught in their also with the dry or she back. No, but baby girls are also sending this poor poor, poor man, you're crumpled up pair as in the back of bad drawer, and has this period stains on that you ve been wearing a day to pumpkin long and it's fuckin crossing over at the theme or not sending him Skidmore grow Ladys. We aren't going skid city on this. Want no reason. No, so let me tell you daddy gang what worked for me. That morning I worked out and I did where underwear when I worked out so the sense could really get a bruin were really cooking in the hits in here. With these sense and that way there was like a very nice like swear to erase ratio to know what I'm saying
bad after my work out, I did not shower and then I popped the chosen panties on and I walked a mile in those panties to get myself a smooth e with Lauren were walking were walking, listen, I'm not gonna Ekdahl superior here I did get a little nervous tat day that I did put the panties on and I took the straw it was a hotter day than I had anticipated for my panty walk, and I was nervous that I was gonna enter swam fast territory. That's no lie. That's a risk! You have to take if you're going to decide to go out an eighty degree weather and quickly go for your paniac. But to my satisfaction, when I got back to the house when I got home, I ripped off my leggings, which I did strategically wear since I was doing it in a shorter, more condensed period of time, just a mile, not a whole day spree of me in these I wore legging strategically to really seal the moisture of the sweat down there. Okay really get in the juices really get in the
smells prototype, don't go with shorts when you're doing a quick one to cause you there's too much conciliation and were really trying to engorge him in these or Romas. So when I took off my underwear, I approached the same as any girl would approach optimistically, but yet appeared cautiously, not knowing whether I'm about to sniff the glorious female aroma of my vagina or a little swampy shit does act daily shot. My humpy way to get a bug is worthy of gay, but there before my senses was victory. Guys I put having right to my nose and it was the perfect blend. Will salty low sweet little kick you mule, zesty perfect, then I took a look with my eyeballs okay and before my eyes I see a little dull,
both daisy, every girl knows what I mean when I say a little dollop of daisy. You now you know, and that's all I have to back and say, born Appleton, Mr Sexes, you man, so there I was guys I walked my ass into Fedex. I put everything into an envelope and I stood there and I paid a whopping one hundred it and seventy bucking dollars to send this pussy to London. Apparently this pussy ain't cheap. Now I realize which side is the hundred seventy dollars. It's worth it, but is it worth it when I know that Mr Sexes, you man is not going to be the first one that is going to get a whiff of this policy
that's right, daddy, ging! I first sent it to slim shady, no, I'm just kidding. Basically when I was in London last month and in November every single time that I received a package it had on one of those flips saying like opened and inspected by TSA or customs or whoever the fuck, and so I'm realizing that some lucky ass TSA man's gonna get some hard wood this morning, because it's arriving today and he's gonna open that envelope and get that nice fucking pussy with before Mr Sexy Human gets the chance. So, although that sucks, I'm anticipating it Unless I am the only one that's package's get opened, and that would not surprise me because in my mind I probably m o on high alert list in London, daddy, going welcomes the show this week. Shit is about to get dark. I am about to tell you the truth about what
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Mr Sexy Zoo man starts calling me and calling me and calling me now. This man knows I'm on therapy he's down in the hotel lobby bar. So I'm like what the fuck going on? Why is this man calling over and over. He knows where I am, what is going on? Something must be wrong. I answer the phone and mister Sexy zoo man proceeds to tell me. That the police are in the lobby, and they are here for me. Now you're wondering why the fucker they there how the fuck did we get here, what the fuck is going on Alex well welcome to the guard already part gas and welcome to my life, bitches I'll fucking. Tell you exactly how I got there, So, let's rewind a little bit, I'm gonna set the scene in the month of November December. If you follow me on Instagram, you would see. I was in London I am in London at the beginning of December, I'm with MR sexes, you man, all's well love and war. However,
London had been hit so bad with corona that they were about to transition to tear for which is the most severe. Everything is shut. The fuck down amiss sexy humane and I had to face the hard facts that we're not going home to see our families for Christmas. So for London shuts down in terror, for we make plans get out into the countryside. Do something pretty romantic, get a nice cottage and go spend our Christmas there together. Now, obviously, you know me daddy gang. I was a little fucking Press him like we were spending Christmas together, one and two. I was pretty boy. I'm not gonna get to see my family, but that's just what it was all very the fucking deal, held up how it cried myself to sleep every night numbers getting. I was fine, but it fucking sucked so before. The city of London turned two tier for Mr Sexy Zoo man and I get the fuck out of there and we go to this beautiful beautiful cottage that MR sexism entreated me too I will give the man credit. He did good, he did barking. Mr Sexy Zoo man shot out. I felt like I was fucking Cameron Diaz in the goddamn holy
today, ok, I was living my best life. It was a miracle, especially just for the circumstances that we were having to celebrate the holiday Inn. So it's the night here we go here, we go. It is the night before Christmas Eve there's about twelve families. Staying in this cottage on the grounds and to get into this place, it was very fucking hard. We had to send each three cove ten every day before we got there? If we work from the UK to show when we got there, did we quarantine are becoming for ps3 and not from here for, etc, etc. We fill out paperwork. We get there it's the night before Christmas Eve, Yes, here we go daddy Gang, so Mister taxis you man and I are putting on our sweaters- were get not cosy, ready, go down to the bar socially distance. Put our glasses, put our goggles, put our facial dawn and go home. Ourselves, a nice night walking down and all of a sudden I get an alarm on my phone and it says therapy you stupid, Bitch,
usually never said an alarm for therapy, but because it's eight hours ahead in London for two consecutive weeks I missed my therapy session and you can say MR or ghost my therapist, whatever the fuck, you want to believe. The point was that I was like I can't miss enough their one so as were entering the bar. Unlike oh fuck, I have therapy misery. Did you man? Go get yourselves drank, relax you're on vacation, I'm gonna go to therapy up and go to the library is open or our room. Whatever I'll find a space, I may go do therapy. I rushed up to our my computer's dad? I take my phone and I log onto zoom, and I begin therapy now. Listen, I'm not gonna! Fuckin lie love. My therapist. Dad, but I wasn't in the mood everyone if whose in therapy you get it. I was not in the mood for therapy. I seeing the alcohol I'm ready to black out it's fuckin Christmas time, baby, let's rage but then those are almost the best sessions resolves than I didn't expect and all of a sudden talking mothers childhood shit that I'm like crying I'm intense, unlike holy shit, this is unpacking.
A major shit, I don't even know about myself releasing the routes where I come from, by the way. I am when you guys loved fuck now Can I get a text for MR succeeds? You man I ignore at whatever probably tell me what he's done. Then I get another text, I'm like whatever it's probably a dick pic. I ignore again and this is when the call start and I'm like hold on sorry, I'm sorry, Sorry, I'm getting distracted, misery sexes, you man keeps calling me and my therapist like old, take the call- and, unlike yeah. I guess I should he wouldn't he knows I'm in therapy. He wouldn't be calling me. Unless
thing is wrong. I pick up the phone and MR sexier man says: did you see your text messages? I say what he goes. Look at your phone right now I go to my text. I open my text messages from MR succeeds. You man and there to tax the first one says the police are here, and the second one says: where are you in not moment? I could tell oh from his voice, something I was wrong but I also knew within normal degenerate, but I knew I didn't do anything wrong. So I was like we ok, Are the public? What's going on, like I'm so confused? Ok, what are its appointed? You telling me this like what's happening as their drama downstairs? Are you ok and he says, Alex the police are here for you in that moment, might there be like hey big AL? You good? I am like shaking. I don't.
There's I've been fucking London, I'm not in United States. I don't know what's happening. I dont know why either here for me why the fuck is the police here for me, so I say I'm a therapy. What do I mean it? You should come down, he said no, they just laughed but they're. Coming back in an hour and they want to speak to you, I'm coming upstairs, don't move! I will be back and I'll explain everything hangs up on me Then I log back onto the zoo map and I look at my therapists in the eyes I say we're rounded We got a double session coming sweetheart. I hope you don't have a full packs schedule I'm gonna need yeah she's like and she, so be ended, so classic their Pizarro, Is there for you until the Fuckin fifty minute mark is up and they don't even know you she's like well, you know I will check it up to you, let's talk about next week, but I may I'll, be here next Wednesday I may be a bucket car she's like I dont get paid enough by swimming. There's taxis you man walks into the room immediately. Unlike what the fuck happened. Tell me everything and he says he.
Sitting at the bar, the manager came over to him and sir. The police are here for you in the lobby. He goes to the lobby and there are two police officers female and male police officer, and they step outside and they have a conversation, they ask him? Sir, are you here alone, and he says yes? You say, sir, are you staying here alone asshole and he says. No, I am here with someone, they say are you here with Alex Cooper and he says yes, They ask where I was, and he said I'm not sure she's having therapy somewhere on the grounds of not exactly sure which room they they look at him and they say this is a serious matter. We are going to come back in an hour and she needs to be here obvious we in that moment. Mr sexism is like war. We what the fuck is going on like what the fuck happened. He's try to protect me. These like Why what's happening and they look at him and they say, and I keep a vague and they basically just say we have got in and eggs.
An amount of filed reports claiming but she has broken the law they get back in their car and they leave. Now daddy hearing, this is where it gets really really really fucking dark, because there is a different player in this game, but I haven't brought onto the table yet you're about to find out who is Hockin is when MR sexism and sitting there he says. Do you have any idea what you're talking about? I pause and I get this like overwhelming sick feeling that comes over me because I actually know exactly what they're talking about. A few weeks prior, as I was sitting in London, hammered one night going through my dams. I gotta DM from Daddy Gang Member, and I
opened it and usually dotting members. Don t I mean, like hey, Alex like this person's talking shit on you they're more, so give me a heads up when, like Yoda shits dark- and I think you would want to know open the dm and it is a screen shot of a red it feed. And this subject line of this read it feed as something along the lines of. Sign this petition. Let's make sure Alex, cannot get back into the United States Crafty I'll give it to them very crafty, so we would be that I get kicked out a London. I can't not get back into the United States, you fucking idiot. Not drunk moment. I didn't think so,
It's about it. I get shit like this. Every day, all day, people send me shit on, read it and that just what my life has become: the totally fine and eat seeing now I was like whatever, but what I remember is underneath in that forum, is a link. Where people can go and king click and they can go report me. To the London police Clay Maybe, but I am breaking protocol came. So. I'm sitting on the bed with Mr Sexy Zoo man, and I say: oh, My god I literally no exactly why they're here explain the entire thing to him. I say I remember, there's a fucking petition
for me to not get back into the United Fucking States of America and they're literally having thousands of people that hate me are going on and reporting me. One poor, mister sexes, you might first you just baffled. He that we I'm so I'm sorry, I'm a little confused, you're saying people hate you this much that they're just reporting you, unlike my baby, you know the thing is, is it sounds crazy you, but it's actually quite normal to me? Yes, that's us we're ready. Is like I dont even hated anymore. I've accepted it comes with this career and He looks at me and he says well then you need to tell that to the police because they our very angry and they are coming back soon. Basically, I sat there with Mr Sexism Man for a couple more minutes and I'm just like down like not gonna lie, I was fucking. I was upset. First, I was a little fucking or before I remembered the red at thing, I was like a little nervous. I'm like I'm fuckin, one and what I am about to get a bucket.
Thrown in jail at what is going on. What did I do? I don't quite remember what a dear, but I was pretty certain. I didn't do anything wrong soup Finally, MR succeeds: do man and I talk- we talk with the managers, we talk with everyone and everyone is like we do you really could it be here. Had you gone through protocol you're fine, so Mr Sexy zoom in like the amazing man, he is it's like he's like listen. They said you're coming back in an hour. It has now been in our let's go for. Can enjoy our night. You oh, you did nothing wrong. We have submitted multiple covert tests they have. The flight information, they know that you quarantine. We both quarantine. We left before it turned to tear for we got here to adhere to the hotel would be in trouble if they were letting us randomly fucking be here. We are breaking the fucking law, we're going downstairs. The Fuckin Bartels have a fuckin drink. Were drinking were drinking. There's no sign of the police in our has gone by MR sexism and starts to get annoyed in the place it
you were staying is connected a Michelin STAR restaurant and we had a seven course meal dinner coming up a nice expensive dinner, as their sex, easy man, plan nice and romantic and he's Let's get annoyed he's like I wanna go have dinner, but I also don't want to get interrupted by these by the police to be like. Oh Can you step outside world, like our fourth fucking course, because this point again. He knows like we did nothing wrong, fucking, fine us, for what nothing! Finally, really fun. Let's go to dinner We go into the dinner. We reach our third course. What are you guys think happens Our waiter comes over and they say on Miss Cooper. Mr Sir Mister Sexy, Sir, the police are back. At that moment we had had so many cocktails. We had gone through that I've done nothing wrong. We're like let's fuckin go. We get the fuck out really storm charging to the police right. Let's fucking go so we step outside I'd and immediately I knew the vibe is off they.
Don't look angry and scary, like Mr Sexy Zoo Man had described that at this point they look uncomfortable and like, awkward like their shoulders. Are there like half of thereby these turned her their car, like they want a fuckin leave and so I approached I'm super respect, one I just say hi, I'm Alex I'm so sorry for the drama that's been cause. I would love to understand what the situation is from my you're standing, I have followed every single protocol to be at this resort. Can you Let me know like why you guys are here hearing what's going on Sarah me in silence for a minute like awkward and also by the way guys. This conversation is less than two minutes air staring at me and they say Miss Cooper. I appreciate you coming in meeting us out here were really sorry to take you out of your dinner immediately, and that moment I knew they realize there's nothing. I did nothing wrong and this is now awkward that they're pulling out of the sooner, but I'm again to grow, pursue, I continue to be super respectful and unlike what it would think is going on in they say,
I guess we're having a really hard time right now, because We just showed up. We had hundreds of reports from people submitting saying you are breaking quarantine protocol. And then an hour went by an hour were an honor. We back here. We go a nother, substantial amount of reports, and trying to understand why this many people in in flux are flooding in and reporting you because from what we ve seen and what we spoken to manager you miss sexy zoom, sir. There is no issue here and I look them in the face and I said, can I ask you a question like sure I said
have you ever heard of red it. I'm not fucking Katy you daddy gang. I literally look these people the eyes at that, and the man looks at me and he goes no, I'm like Search has stay with me for a minute. I firstly and you're frustrated your very confused, as am I, but I think They have your answer. I have a show its appeal. Cast at another pod causes, but I have a podcast and I have a job. A platform on that public platform. I have people that, like me, and I have people that hate me. There is a forum on the internet right now that people are currently actively still signing a petition to try to make sure that I am I was able to get back into the United States. The whole daddy when I told the police there's, MR like these zoo man, the mail
and this female officer officer all look at me like I have bucking nine teen heads there like excuse we'll be- and in that moment I think first do. The female officer was started, we realize we're in the middle of fucking internet drama. You ve gotta, be fucking, kidding and all of a sudden, he fucking click and these officers look each other and they were like We are so sorry hurry that we didn't. Further into this. I am sorry that we took you out of your dinner. Please go back inside. Please have an amazing night and I literally goes far to say: if it makes you more come too I will stop posting while I'm in London for the time being, and he lit illegal know me, I'm keep doing what you're doing duly noted happening here, enjoy your night good, bye they walk away and in not moment Daddy gang, while one
look, Mr Herzog, these you man, I don't think it's all really starting to like him like this is the gap is, is the Jake that I'm fuckin seeing right now like what a fuckin time I mean this girl's buck in life, but he was Q. We get back to dinner, basely we walk inside and he stops music. He like the way you were talk about the way these people hate. You like I just make sure like. Are you ok like it's pretty intends, and I think it's time glass me arouse, like listen. I know use our really weird. But at this point this is actually really normal to me. In a strange way. Like I don't fault these people, I don't hate these people are these like moving. All it'll make no I guess the point is this: like I understand this is what comes with having the show and and having a public platform and and fucked up way. I've gotten to the conclusion that there is no difference between a hate view and Ike view views are views and so in a very, very convoluted, fucked up way. I have
the love these people. I have to at least support these people in some way, because these they technically are supporting the show oh, maybe in a negative way, but they're making show money they're, keeping the fuckin lights on as much as they want to hate me? They support the show, and so that's how I look at it and it doesn't bother meeting and I lean and unlike, but I completely understand, bothers you and he's like I'm fine, but like I'm just a little fuckin rocked like I just let's go frank and I'm like children whose animals go back to drink, etc. Drop it up, and I know this is going to sound, really fucking weird, but it felt like I'm not a bonding moment, but it was very like invigorating and it felt it would. Whose of ETA would it was a full adrenaline brush. I think the rest of the night, the both of us were like, drew thinking heavy, we were fucking partying. It was like damn like what the buck jaws happen. You know unchecked goes crazy. Like a party gets crashing, some wild should happen genially what just happened.
Yeah, we didn't do either on, but it felt bad luck. It felt dangerous, goddamn, Bonnie, incline fugitive on the run o the cops are here and that we fuck, like rabbits that night and I as on a high, and it was a funny story. We like told my parents, my parents, I decided, my parents like a couple days after the back my moment about a heart attack and he told his family's surprisingly baiting care and our friends and the now here I am telling it on the contrary, podcast, and I knew the minute happen. I'm like here we go. This is a perfect fucking segment, the call her daddy so so, sadly, as much It was in a negative spirit that the petition began the petition led to us lead to bringing us here, and I think we had a good time. I hope you guys enjoyed that story, but I think I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna chill on London for a little bit. I don't think I'm gonna be going back there for a while and I'm sure a lot of people will be happy to see that include too little police friends
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action. A commonality. Is it's easier to just stay in these situations? I didn't name any crazy, toxic things: you're comfortable, you're, safe The sex life is in great, but I love him. I love her and a lot of times. People just stay and the idea to leave is like it on your mind, twenty four seven, but you have no fucking idea how to do it the reason you're all like hey Alex. Please stop calling me out. Thank you very much go fuck yourself, daddy the reason I'm bringing the separate now is because I have been getting in overwhelming about of dams recently of people in relationships. Coming to these huge huge conclusions during quarantine, specifically about the relationships wanting to break up at their significant other and having a fucking idea how to do it and don't even know if they can do it.
So as I am reading these de ends and I'm like ok, how do I talked to the daddy gang about this because I haven't gone through a break up in corn teen. I do know someone that has gone through a break up in quarantine and she happens to live with me. Lauren Oh hello, Lauren just went through this and she she broke up with her boyfriend of seven years during corona, and so But basically learn in our sitting here we're eating sushi. We were drinking tequila and I asked her if she could quickly come on and just tell her experience quickly. Because I'm very aware, if I'm like hey come on, you can do it. It's gonna be so easy, like hey Alex, shut the fuck up, but I have someone in person right now that has gone through it. Warren quickly explain your life for us. Thank you for coming on. Can you talk to us about this break up yes, I'm just gonna jump right into it. I think it was the like face. Lapping Ray
illustration that this just isn't the person I'm going to spend the rest of my life with, but I've invested seven years into this we have all of the same friends, I'm chugging, those boxes that you were just talking about, and how do I tell this person this? How do I just one day we're living together? We are quarantine together. How do I just one day turn over on the couch and say hey I wanted. Break up, I'm not in love with you anymore. That is fucking, terrifying thought here, If I got scares me, Maybe that sounds lest you sit in this giant Eating scan this giant blow up her blow out, but I think it's a lot harder to leave with just these oceans and these feelings, I had no anger, I wasn't running at the door and said My door me like I'm, never speaking to you again as the person I care about who I considered my best friend and
unlike the thing is, it was by no means a toxic relationship. We had all of the same friends. We did everything together. I loved his face My mom, my brother, knew him like our lives were very very ingrained at this point holidays together right arm, but you you just wasn't yeah the yeah he just and I think just give you a little context. Lauren met this guy when she was eighteen years old in college refresh. Your college would like you go through college and I think it really sucks, but anyone listening. If you, meeting, someone in college and now you're twenty six years old barn you both grew individually illegal careers, you're at Columbia. He has a great finance job and you grew individually, but your relationship to grow and your like your emotional relationship, your sex relationships, every aspect of relationship didn't grow. You didn't nourish that as much and so then you sat there twenty six and we allow Otto conversations about, like he's great your great
not a bad guy he's, just not the one and I agree with you like anger, where is the most primitive Oh to respond that so easy like a fucking you cheated and you can have that to leave how the fuck do you have to grappling. Just being. I guess it like. He can't change one thing yeah, that was that was so hard that, like he did not like there was no specific moment he did something wrong where I was like now, I know right and he could it change it was guess who we were who is and who you are? Who I am what I become and what I was feeling in that relationship. I I didn't feel high, I didn't feel desired. I did and feel sexy and yeah. I think, like a defence mechanism, People use often is that well, I know he loves me so much or I know he thinks I'm so hot or I know he would never cheat on me and yes, I knew all of these things, but these things aren't substitutes for
in the moment, passion and in the moment desire and like actually feeling Yeah, it's one thing to know where it's another thing to actually feel. I think that's so huge, I think there's. I know there are so many people in my dams being like, but I ll of ham butt this is, and I loved him. I still have love for him total it. I wasn't in love with him anymore. We weren't in love. Each other anymore. I would go as far as to say I all, I think, that it to clarify it's not like quarantine made. Larn have cabin fever, unwanted, like go jump, someone else's bones like you had been thinking about this prior to quarantine but Quarantine height in this for years, it takes away like all the external noise, we're not going out with our mutual friend groups anymore, we're not doing these fine trips, we're not going to dinner, so I think I think, those I think the catalyst and oh, my gosh, the feelings are leading up to the moment. Do let's August break up Going through those feelings during quarantine that was like that was, that was almost the worst part may be there
It wasn't an overnight decision for me. I, when I finally like kind of life, was like oh like I think I know this is what I have to do now. It was a few weeks before actually did do it We're quarantining together, neither of us are leaving for work, and I feel this huge huge amount of guilt and I'm trying to act normal, but I'm trying not to act fake and it was awful, it was you terrible. I was losing weight I couldn't eat, I was losing hair. No, it was no it's funny. No, it was so shitty and that's why I'm laughing that cause I'm like yeah. It was awful. You know it was and Lauren. I remember that was crazy and people. We must remember social media wise, like that was when you started with before you moved in, but you really started to come to my house a lot or my apartment, because we were you were just, get out, so you could clear your head. He has there been that apartment with him. So basically, I think we should go through like that. It is like resumed. I know say anything you like our aims that so I wanted
about the breakup, because I think you and I rehearsed this break up over and over and over because you had to get you to even saying those words. I don't even look at you and say them at first. You were scared, bucking shitless rightfully, so and so worn, and I would sit in my apartment and we literally did role place, together. No, this is like the best thing that we could have ever done is likes silly Jupiters sounds right now, like I have so glad we did that, because I went into this conversation and like if you are preparing to. One of these conversations prepare a black out of prepare to lose like every bit of logic, the rationality that you have will go out the door. I remembered one line the first line, we're hello. I am so sorry to tell you this, but we have to break up. That is the only thing I remembered the only thing I could say for four hours.
How can a sugar coated either like during the four hours the entire four hours was torture not like a minute was easier and I definitely like throughout this where our conversation have most moments of being like. I think it's just easy. Right now I am. I am what I want to say like ok, ok, I, like less, is trying to fix it and must try to do this in this in this, and that, I am saying that you were going to black out on you are going to lose every single out of rationality that you have an you to go in being like no matter what either of us no matter what either of us hat. But what happened. I'm remembering how vividly and strongly in like red Look. I feel right now and I'm good all hold to that end. Later down the line. I want to change my mind I will, but this is what I have to do right now and see how this makes me feel, And I know I was doing the right thing in the moment, all the fuck not dude you have
up to elaborate on that damaging the amount of conversations we had leading up to this we're Lauren capping like em by making the biggest mistake like em, fine! Where I am, should I just stay so many people have that thought. Am I gonna give up something? That's good, an evil and save life, be alone the rest of my life. I be stuck in shit. Relationship the rest of my life and look back and have this like the biggest ray, out of my life tat, you have to be ok with that uncertainty. Because right now, you're uncertain and your I'm sure so what's more uncertainty and right. Why not fucking go take a look at that. Take a chance on yourself and have confidence in yourself that you know that you can find better and deserve better, and if you are feeling that uncertainty there will be better out there, because I'm promising you ever A single person you will know when you found some someone and you couldn't be more certain, and that is the best button feeling and it is worth being single for it
standard amount of time to then find that person, as opposed to being in a relationship that is stable and just block. And okay and oh it's fine, it's fine, I am in love, and but it's not know you want sparks you, wanna fucking feel it. You want wake up and be more love that person every single day yeah. Now Wrapping up where we are here, it's like coming to the realisation that breaking up is the right decision, socks having the conversation socks. Now you do it now you basically are entering the stage of mourning something morning that seven year relationship and to get deep for a second, and this was more than cutting ties with a seven year relationship. This was cutting ties with a very, very deep of my life. I went through a trauma in college that was the worst experience of my life and he was there
He was there for me. He experienced it with me. He got me through it and, like I had moments of thinking that any future partner that I'm gonna have I'm gonna have to tell them about the experience of my life. This formative formative, dark Experience of my life second hand and no one will know we're like he knows it, but that's no reason to stay. I mean I've too that I couldn't agree more. I have nothing to say that I learned that was beautiful. I mean, I think you and I we had so many friend conversations about like it is so hard to leave some one that was held like supportive and loving and is safe and comfortable to you that the safe uncomfortable, especially what you I'm through so to get rid of someone in your life. That represents like safety. Unlike the most, table thing I had in my life for a few years. Right too, get rid of that. It is like cutting off a part of your life and part of myself.
Yeah that almost yeah, and so I'm so thankful that you had him during that time. But you were in no way- and no one is you are no way indebted to him for being a really good person when you are going through a really shitty time- and I hope everyone here is that so yeah hurrying back. I guess I just I thank you for coming on. I think the daddy Gang is going to love you sharing this side of yourself. I think to wrap this up. Daddy gang anyone out there that needed, assign you are like holy shit. I love him but or you know I really love her, but I want to hook up with someone else or I want to experience life without them or I feel like I have xyz whatever. If there is a but That's really your answer right. There any doubt Oh in your mind. Let this be a sign that you have your answer and I feel like a part of that. I ll
of him. I don't want to hurt his feelings. You have to put yourself version and I am so grateful and so fortunate that I was able to pack up my bags and follow you across the country, because it would be fucking hard right now doing this alone in New York? city one hold down the street from him, but I feel like I'm starting my life over it. That's him. Do you share? We did if only we could get the whole thing of like the fact, you and I had such a crazy moment- we're like I wanted to come to allay Lauren broke up with her boyfriend? That's why we say this move with so much bigger for us, because it's like You literally were in a situation and damaging you can relate it so hard to break up with someone. You know, you're gonna see them at the same bar. You know this was an opportunity for us to get out of town and literally give you a chance, I'm literally starting my life over right now, and I think it's amazing and that just gave chilled, but I
I'm so happy for you and I'm so happy to be a part of that like you're able time so these would be an allay yeah, so happy living with my best friend rain there. If you're gonna do a break up move across the country with Alex Cooper NOS three, I've gotta get by your best randomly like a we, I need in let's fucking go let's get out of here or again. If you don't have the financials like there is, there is always a way just around yourself with France and with Love S and be supportive because be supported because at the end of the day, you're gonna feel alone, but that at the moment but you feel alone. It is a lot better. You have to be comfortable with feeling discomfort. It wasn't easy, it's still not easy, but it's worth it's worth: it so if you needed a sign, if there ever we needed to be assign what you needed to do it. Listening to this episode, do it might drop all right
Daddy gang. What an amazing episode I who really feel like we showed a lot of different themes. With ten we had the pan he's we hit a local police action, we have little- oh, my god, I'm not in love with him anymore- break up with your fucking boyfriend. It just really we always ceases to amaze me the different levels. We can Do you guys remember last week, when I said I was gonna be toxic. What the fuck was this week, I'm pretty sure health of Fuckin wellness bitches, Are you kidding I'm little red you something's, Uruguay, do questions that we call hunger. Read you one dm, but I got here. We go hey big owl love, you a bunch and I'm actually a fan of questions of the. Week, but I was just wondering if you ok, after last week's questions of the weak and trial, just making sure you're having a stroke, love ya.
Oh sweetie, if this is from Maddy Marty, why goddamned single handedly made. You go back and I never go back, and I listened to what I blessed or Marco cursed your ears with last week, I looked. I did a little gossip girl terminator twisted the Fuckin french French and I was so deep and not since the week I think, Truly scared people that enjoy it. So I decision has been taken in a minute. Gonna do questions a week week week, we're gonna, take a break from this week, and we're gonna end on that beautiful, beautiful message that war and just preached through our souls, I'm feeling healthy. It's making me want to break up with every one of us dial the daddy gang. Listen. I love you guys so much if you guys pay attention to the ends of episode. I told you guys last week that I was gonna, give you are wrong. She John she disgusting blow job
Bob techniques last story slash horror story, but I decided to tell you: the police, Torreon said so what I can promise you next week, Europe. Going to hear what happened as I laid my back on a bed and day God my head off that bad and the thing that came out of my mouth were truly so fucking shocking, Daddy gang I have told you content spewing out of my asshole and yellow saga has only just Be gone, you know the mother fucking girl, I will see you fuckers next week, Thursday.
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