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15 - Escaping the Friend Zone

2018-12-18 | 🔗

The girls get into masturbating and sharing toys. They also provide the blue print for men to escape the friend zone. Finally, they discuss the real life horror story that has become their neighborhood. 

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This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
Do you call him daddy? Do I go her? Daddy call her? What is up daddy? gang. We are back another episode of call her daddy presented by barstool sports. We have a change of scenery, yeah if you guys watch the video version of this were actually in a different studio today, trying it out a little dark ominous little sexy, it is a little sexy. We've have another woman in the studio and we're like I just want profits. It like. I hope you know like what we're talking about this week. I don't want to scare anyone, but she is on board. She's on board were fined for it. She said only two people have ever got kicked out of the studio and we're like well that maybe us today. Alright, so before we get into this weekend, recap
Sophia and I want to touch on this again because we've gotten so many d EMS asking us about the my natural Cbd product that we talked about last week. I think Sophia, you specifically have gotten more dams and me just because he has an earlier episode. I did mention that I do suffer from anxiety, so I've had a lot of you guys right in and it really has helped a bunch. You guys yeah um. I will like put it in like my sleepy time. Tea before I go to bed, sometimes I'll put it just directly on my skin and it really helps the time I mean Cbd. Oil is huge, like a one dollar billion industry, which I think is a good thing to say just so compete people can understand the scope of how this product has got in. If you guys want the product is my natural cbt, if you guys want to try it, try it with us, we've been using it. Let us know if you guys having died if it works except truck. So what you guys are gonna do you is he we are offering a ten percent off discount for parcel sports. The code is sports, so go to my natural c b d: dot com to get your first
bottle today, um moving forward to our shit, show of a weak shit. Shit. Show you guys this past weekend Alex and I decided to switch it up a little bit yeah. We had reservations at this pretty exclusive restaurant and I'm not saying that to sound cool trust, no, I don't think they're going think we're cool. Once I hear the story, so a lot of people know this New York is just one of the most exclusive places in the world in terms of like trying to get in places so we were feeling pretty fucking high on ourselves the other week we're like we're going to one of the best places, Kylie Jenner goes and she's in town like we're in the
shit, so we show up to this place and basically we didn't really give a shit about the food right. The whole point was to get into this like it was like a speakeasy type of situation upstairs at this yeah, and that was the goal, because this is a thing think about how many people D M S and are like hey. I am coming to New York this weekend. Where should I go and a lot of times people will google like the hottest places in New York at the time? If you can google a place in New York, it's not fucking cool that it's the hot spot. It is not the hot the tourist spot. The places that are the cool places are little see where you, Google and either said it's closed indefinitely.
Or just doesn't even show up on Google so Sophie, and I went to this restaurant with really no intention of wanting to eat. We were ready to party, we pregame were like alright, let's go, let's have a couple appetizers and get upstairs in order to get invited up stairs, which is what we heard is. What happens you can't ask to go up there and by yeah it's like either like the wait staff Laugh like someone will approach you and ask you if you'd like to go right, so I decided that we would sit there until someone approached us and invited us and when it was the most shocking thing, you've ever seen. Two people trying to make their dinner last as long as possible is not easy. Just let's start with the drinks Sophie and I sit down were feeling
he's like what would you like to drink? Girls like this may take us awhile to figure this one out, and I tried this one. No, no, no send that back. Can we try to be really go and then we end up. Finally, after he's like girls, what do you want to drink? Like I, I guess we'll just have like. Because I was right and he like pull the wine list away from us he's like ok, so so then it comes to the advertisers, and we are like this going to take us a while pulling the classic girl like? I don't know what the fuck I want to eat it: take me, while at our waiter starts to catch on already into the appetizers, so we order ordered. Do we get tuna tar, tar, tar, tar, Naam Burrata. We were trying to make this appetizer last, so God damn long, we were just moving food around the plate. We were like hiding food underneath the place. Guys, it was pathetic Sophie and I are sitting at this table and every time that waiter comes by we like he's going to catch on so when he would come over. I would like take the biggest scoop of food in my
Sofia e, quick, quick, quick, quick he's, gonna catch up, Alex from across the table like Delicious and he's like you guys have been working on this same bite of food last thirty minutes. So fine really. He was like you guys are ordering your main. But what do you want? What do you want for? Like, sir, like we haven't even gotten into the birthright? Well, here you got order now so low and behold Sophia, and I look at the entrees and what do we see? We see a fucking risotto that next to it has parentheses and it says, will take an axe twenty to thirty minutes to call excited just like our saving grace is going to be this result the answer is no, no, it didn't get us any minute to come out to us will take you know. Thirty five minutes to eat at the waiter comes and he's like. Ladies, what would you like and we're just trying to play core? You know yeah right, like act, cool and we're like we're trying is between the full name. Is
he cuts us off so fast and you like the and takes them, I'm really well so really, oh, really put the resort he's like Bola, nays and now it's hit, ladies and literally takes everything off the table really wow. At this point it comes. We don't eat anything of our entree and finally he's like alright the check, and so if he was like, sir. What about do not offer he comes by. He gives us two options. They're, both just gusty. I think you did that on purpose right. I think you need to be like pulled like the most disgusting piece of cake, and I look at this thing like it was the fucking Mona LISA, I'm like I have never seen a cake on incredible artistic piece of ever to little egos, sir. They need a big piece of that guy it so that he brings out the cake, peas, and so he- and I are not touching it, and so if you would like, should be asking for a new
another piece. I'm like no Sofia, we haven't even touched the fucking cake. Ok, so just were novel to get kicked out. He was like trying to take the plate away for me and I'm trying to pull it back. It feels like I'm not done he's like you haven't fucking, eight one thing this entire. So fine, guys. We realize it's our time to aim over people next to us on both sides have we've had like three to Parties come and go, and so people are just chugging along. So finally, the dinner is over and we'll add ten vodka sodas D. It's a five one hundred dollars dinner at this point, I'm like wow, we better get invited up. So I start flirting with the whole go up because there's a bar in this restaurant and we're still hoping and Alex is, like you know three of RQ four block is so does and she's like. Oh, my god, you have to get a drink with us of stairs he's like what is this business like eighty, two Lillian, I'm like sure like you are so
oh amazing, you've been so hospitable like I need you to come upstairs and this man is like yeah yeah aft My shift on like new right now bring us up and he's like so confused, so it was funny. Then Sophia is like. I need to just go out Why do we need to re, evaluate our life to defeat yeah we go outside and lo and behold, someone approaches us outside and says. Ladies with like to come upstairs. I just about shit myself, I'm like Darren, just five hundred dollars going upstairs. We found out it has its own entrance, so we just spent five hundred there's three hours learning with eighty year old man is everyone off trying to get invited and all we had to do was go outside great. We, upstairs off. So many people were up there. How many people have you had a cow? Well, first, I want to say it was like a long Steri to get up there and Sofia, and I, like poker.
We made it. We made it baby. I will push open the door and there's not one fucking person in this way and we would go up to the server were like what's going on like like another upstairs and like, we don't believe in things. Girls are a secret passageway and they're like it's art, Basel. Ladies. What are you doing here? I like punching Sofia in her face. I'm like shut the fuck up to go back to the low, will bar and like no well with our own kind. No, it guys. It was one of those things like it was a wake up call of the first of all we're not shit, but we're also not shit at all and New York right, like that. She was so rough and spend so much money. But you know what we tried yeah. I know that they're a little story we'll try again we'll try again we'll give it another go, but we will we'll keep you guys, updated um. All right. We talked about this board game that we always on a board game. It's a card game. We talked about this card game the other week. It's called
that's what she said: yeah um, if you guys haven't, played it, it really is so much freaking fun. It's it really is amazing and it's as dirty as your mind makes that we've said that before so Alex and I make it pretty disgusting. I know I feel like we're the perfect people to talk about this, because it's like, This is our game. Right like this is our legit game, guys you can get now see you can be drinking. You can hang out. You can do this to pregame, but personally, I think 'cause, I'm going to do this for my siblings. I think this game is perfect with Christmas coming. Use this game as a stocking stuffer. How many times during Christmas you get so bored you're hanging out with your family. Have nothing to do with this game is perfect. Anyway. I want to be careful playing with your family, but if you're playing it with friends yeah, you will find out. If your friend is a super oh for sure, I found out some stuff about you. So that's what she said game.
So we are going to give you guys twenty percent off your entire order, and it's on that. That's what she said website. So what you're? Actually that's what she said, game, I didn't say the website yeah get off, get off about Sophia, I'm about to tell them. Are you guys if you want the game? That's what she said: game dot com is where you're going to go. That's what she said: game dot com and you are going to enter your promo code get sad. I gets with the promo code. Is this week, daddy, so Just enter daddy and you guys should be good hook yourself up with the game, get a little raunchy at Christmas with the parents. This is one of our most highly requested topics, actually, because I think it's just so relatable to everyone. So, let's just dive right in I want
say this is going to be a little bit more geared twords, the guys that are listening. Yeah, because when is a girl in the friend I know, every guy is like, if you're friends with a girl and she wants to fuck she's going to fuck, you absolutely did not going like. I don't know. We've just been such great they're like oh, you know you fuck and be my friend amazing okay, so I think it's safe to say aid that a lot of guys, literally just chill and Mary Anne himself in the friend yeah, if they are God, is the it is almost pathetic at sometimes that guys, get so trapped. So deep, you guys, you need to stop playing the game that you're playing. I think the biggest problem with a lot of guys in the friend zone is you guys are naturally thinking if I please this girl, if I am her bitch, if I do everything for her she's gonna fall in love with it's like pretty much any time, you're like picking up a girl's dog from the groomer and you're, not her boy.
Friend you're in the fucking friends, absolutely not be like doing, favors are and like that. So I think yeah. I think the biggest misconception for guys is like, if I'm just there for her like a shoulder cry on and this, and I it's like eventually, no, no, no which is so green creepy. That's that's true too okay so escaping the friend zone. Here are a few things that I personally think guys. You need to start doing. If you are trying to get out of the friend zone with one of you girlfriends, as I've said it before the queen of read, receipts or read receipts. However, you want to pronounce it. I think immediately. You need to be turning on your read receipt because the girl needs to know she's going to text you sometimes, and you got to leave her on read and just like you're just you're out of jail. All the time. You've got a life too she's, not your girlfriend emphasis on she's, not your girlfriend, so you don't really owe her much. She is your friend! So like don't do it all the time, but read! Receipts are a huge deal, so obviously turned it on. I think every fucking person listening to call her down any
and just leave her on just leave run red is so neat think you don't care exact. Like? Sometimes you're, just you're, beautiful or you could be like fucking, another girl, and you just can't answer: 'cause you're getting fucked, ok, so step two I know so if you were a little like re on this one, but I swear it works 'cause. It's been done to me. Male x. Milf hunter. Always does this thing where, like with girls, if it's so obvious you're in the friend zone. Obviously, if it's the beginning and you're trying to differentiate like oh it, could I fuck this girl or not don't do it, but once you are very set in stone in the friend zone, guys you are going to start calling them nicknames that are so not cute like bud and and you're not going to make it obvious, I'm like you're always like punching, are being like brown robe, that's too hot, I it. I think I've had guys kind of pulled out like way too early on room. Like I see what you're doing like stop exactly need a shoulder. Hi, I thought: do you like? Okay, so don't be transparent with that guys, but what I will
you guys to do is start occasionally being like hey bud like what's up and girls if they have any fucking real interest in you deep down, they're going to fucking hate that because if they, even if they call you out and they're like, why are you calling me bud like why you calling me bro you'll, like what do you mean like your we're not friends, yeah like I can't I can't like call you bud, so that is a good thing I know guys you may be like wait. Is that really going to work? I promise you, it works. It works for male x. It will work for you, you just have to do it sparingly and at the right time and then the next big hitter that a lot of guys, maybe a little afraid to do. But I swear it's kinda fucking work and it has to do with sex. Why not? You know, call her daddy podcast here. What you're going to do is you're going to hold her down and fuck her, if I had logged the okay, sorry, okay, we got him. Okay, yeah? I know we're in a different studio right now. So I'm like oh shit, it's just
I know when I signed already: okay, okay, so what you're going to do is you are going to find the hottest new that you've ever been sent by a girl, okay, a video or new to doesn't matter and about like ten ten minutes before you leave from hanging out with her one day. You are going to be like holy shit. Wait, let me send you this girl, like do you think I should fuck her? Not she sent me the fucking, what is picture and you show her a girl that is like obviously hotter than her. Because it is so fucked another hot girl like is it know it does because this isn't thing every single girl. You and I sitting here. Every single girl at some level is insecure. Okay and every Well, girl also craves attention. So when your first like when your formal form of attention is from your mail best friend and he comes out you and he's showing you how attentive he is being to another girl, the friend, is going to freak out if she does have any underlying feelings or wants to fuck him so you're, gonna
sit down you're going to show her the hottest fucking nude you have like dude like. Don't you think this girl so fucking hot, like? Should I fuck her like she's nasty, like we've, been sexting make up shit. If you need to fucking, do it and then you leave her with that in mind. The biggest thing that you guys are going to do is you are going to basically watch what happens the minute you show and then the minute you, leaving and afterwards look at her body language when you show it listen to her reaction. If she gets defensive is shitting on this hot girl. That is step one to her being insecure. And being a little territorial when you leave. If she brings it up again at some point in a texting conversation. Clearly, she can't stop fucking thinking about the nude or the whatever video that you showed her. Don't you think that's You know what I'm like thinking about this now and I think I would totally be a sucker for that right. If I just thinking about it like if I had a guy friend and then also- and he was like showing me pictures of like this other
check. Yeah acting like I wasn't sure Why am I kind of like doesn't see? You know, excuse me, which I need to really go to therapy for that one, but I know it's to hear, even even aside from just the whole friend zone you and I like MILF Hunter mail, sent men remember when he sent us that, amazingly, video of that girl, my god, he sends me fucking, nudes and videos of girls all the time. Nude this. It was a video and this girl was completely naked. Well, first, she put her phone up on. Self timer right and she likes set up her phone and she likes steps back from it completely think it will. First, is in a towel that was the hottest car Alex has really studied this week. I don't remember me, teach you put the phone up on her dresser press play goes and she's like her. Hair is wet from her shower. She hasn't said shower towel on she backs up, and then she just literally dropped. The towel did confidence on this girl
always so sexy like she could have not have even been that hot, but, like the confidence, was oozing, so yeah, he was just doing turns you like getting on have bad and just like putting her butt up yeah. She was like grabbing yeah shoes grabbing. Her ass hurt it. She was like rubbing her body, then she likes slowly crawled under your bed, I mean how many girls, when they do you there, they try and act super like koi, and they you know. You want to get your best angle right. This girl was like this is me and you can see the whole fucking show and Sofia and I mind you where we were at brunch when we were looking at this and you and I were like hovering over my phone whoa. Oh look at what she did, that it reminds you that scene and I feel pretty Amy Schumer. Don't! Oh, my god. Yes, and she just gets ass naked in the guys like you are so high because you're owning all of this so
basically every yeah, every single girl. If they're going to look at another girls nude if we're we're all doing it. So you naturally going to compare yourself to your girlfriend, is immediately going to think oh wow, either she's hot with me or he's being your best friend, yeah. Sorry, sorry, yeah yeah, and so that is a huge way. I think, in order to get her on a level of having decide will fuck. Do I want to be sending those things to him or do I want to be getting fucked by him? So I think it's a really effective way. Yeah. Another example that I think is so important is girls, Okay, I don't I'm I don't mean to say like prying on there in securities, it's just a little sorry that I r kind okay. So when your girl for, like your girl friend, sorry, your friends owned woman, how do we have what we call her whatever just a friend when she used to say she posts a picture on Instagram, guys, you are not going to like her pictures. Every picture.
You're, not liking and commenting or liking, like you need to stop being her little bitch? Okay, stop giving her the attention she wants. Instead, you're going to make her feel insecure, and like Mail Alex, always does he'll put like the crying laughing face like two of them on a girl's picture. So he's not. Like beautiful, no, has not even a light nope. He doesn't like it, he just laughs at it and then immediately he's like the girl will text me and be like. Why did you like comment on my picture and he leaves them on red and like later he'll. Take milk, a bad like what's up what you up to an the girls like? What is this really depressing, because I think I would be a sucker for all of this exactly like if I I did that to me. I would dm him and be like what but why and you'll you'll feel inside you now. I know what you're doing so now you can see. This is why our podcast is fucked is 'cause. We give guys perfect advice of how to fuck with a girl and then we're telling girls how to fuck back, but girls. Well, no well. We can get to you guys, but guys,
It is a perfect example of exactly how to kind of fuck with your girl, girl, friend and she's, going to get insecure. I know, this may not work for everyone, and I know I talk to you about it- a little bit last night, but basically mail, x, kind of explained that his gay, go to when he was friendzoned with this one girl for so fucking long like he was like she was studying, choosing grad school studying like third world immigrants in their Trans into the struggle of the United States. I don't know something like really in depth: bullshit, that's not bullshit. Take that back. Sorry. Sorry, sorry insensitive in just very so she was like. I could give two shits about the topic she was studying, but I they made her come over and he was like. I just told her like. I want to learn about all of this. I want you to tell me about it. Let's get wine, and I acted like I could- have been more interested in what she was saying. I had hair like put her beat up on me. I got
is wine. We were just hanging out like friends and then the is the move he pulls and I'm a little back and forth on this, because I think it only takes a certain guy that could do this his two for friend zones is. This is going to sound weird, but the massage ing, ok Alex. I need to talk to me about this again. If I had a guy asked me to massage him, I would tell him to get law so keep in mind. He plays sports, he's Natalie, and so, when he has these girls over he's, always like. Oh my god, like I'm so sore from lift today. Like do you mind, like you, just give me like a little massage like c'mon c'mon, like I'm sure, you're, so good at it and he's like the minute, the minute that girls physically touch a guy in like they fucked and Odell, but like you, just
Bing changes like when a girl started like massage ing him. I guess he was like immediately. I see their body language change there, a little uncomfortable, but I make them feel so comfortable doing it and then I'm like do you want me to do it and he'll be like like he's like? Why are you tans like you've, so many knots like he goes into it and then he eventually the girl that he was fucking with the third world country, whatever that was his friend, they fucked and he was like it was the easiest thing, because the minute you even he says he pokes girls, sometimes just like touches them a little bit like hey like and they immediately fall for it. I mean I get it like once if it's someone in the friend zone and then there's physical touch being involved like get that yeah, I just I don't know about well, I think I think in college. This is a perfect go to in dorm rooms. People are hanging out like that shit. So easy. I don't know for you- and I have a guy told me to fucking massage- might tell him to go fuck himself and like that.
I know, but I think that's a perfect example right. I think the thing is is guys think over giving the girl they want to fuck it engine is going to get them fucked and you're. Doing the wrong thing, dig a deeper grave when you, when you do that, you need to. Act like you? Don't give a shit about her sometimes and make her think you're fucking up girls? You don't have time to be her friend. I agree so guys glad we got that. I hope you guys start to comment laughing emojis on girls selfies. Start getting massages and prying on their insecurities. Okay, all right now, I think we can both agree that every single guy, let's say from like age twelve, has been beating his meat all the time every day, so cool guy has been in his or has in his room somewhere a crusty ass t, shirt or towel it's his go to. If you pick it up, you could split in
if it's so hard. The thing is, is that everyone has a different way of master reading right. My ex boyfriend yeah. I would he had this Blinky called Elmo Elmo and Grover. This is is like this. Certain type of material had to be really really soft. He would lay it out on his bed and he would hump his bed and come from humping his bed with this blanket with no lotion, he doesn't use his hands. I think, like he kind of, puts one hand down like underneath him like to just help hum the bat easier, but that's how he would come. And I remember you would tell me I'd be like okay, like what like what are you doing tonight, he'd be like hooking up with this sexy redhead and he sent me like a picture of Alamo the blinking, what the fuck, What the fuck do they know you're I mean it's so obvious: the entire.
World is so open about guys, jacking off yeah jerking off masturbating yeah, and they just fail to mention that girls like to masturbate to what yeah they do. I know there are so many guys that don't even know girls, own toys and masturbate just as much as them. Girls do, and you know what it's all about the toothbrush tell me yes or no dude, I think, back to How many girls is out like the first toy they ever year? You got you got like an electric toothbrush for Christmas not do it kind of feels nice right away, didn't even try it on your tv couple times you like ooh, shove it down there I mean I can, I hope, all the kids, though, that start with that thing, or at least cleaning it. Yes, but what do you mean like the bristles? It's like
Bristles go you're rubbing the bristles on your clit; no I'm not kidding. No so I mean there are so many toys, so many toys and there's so many. I also girls use right and I feel like when you're younger you just kind of grab what you can. It was an electrical electrical toothbrush. Sometimes you were in like the jacuzzi jet that are have you ever done: the jacuzzi jets. Maybe when I was younger- but I remember having like you know, my here's what I yeah they were the girls that were like a little flood here and there I I'd energy a little bit older and they're. Like you know, it feels really good when you just kinda get in the press up again to Qc J, we okay, so I was speaking of ways that girls didn't your one, one friend, the the bathtub. All the time like that was her go to. Yes, she would like go underneath the bathroom faucet and just like spread her legs. That was like her thing, but I don't really understand that because I feel like it bad
there's just no way. That would be that powerful there's. I think, there's definitely some that power. I guess I that I'm a head you're working with well or like yeah the same thing with the shower head like so many girls are into using like the so so, not the one in our apartment. That's another fun. One reason me to move out of that shit because we don't have a good shower to master VE. We don't have a first of all. We don't have somewhere to do a take a bath, so you have a bathroom faucet. We don't have it actual shower. That's why? When we get a broker, you know in a couple months were literally at the top of our list, our or the valve. Thank you to talk to a shower head. You know it normal people in New York, city or like so what's what's the main thing, you're like? Oh, I I wanna live in West Village. I wanted to be a
better to batch. You are like the shower head needs to be detachable or there needs to be a tub. So I can stop by and please get in here and feel the water pressure Alex ROE Group. Give me a couple minutes: please let you in there okay, so it's some girls use about tub some curls, you that you could yeah. Obviously the classic go two. Is a vibrator right. I usually get your normal sex store, yeah, I I would say for the most part, that's what and I feel like. That's there I mean alarm or roommate bought me one for my birthday. It will, I think it was. Last year she was like your boyfriend ever makes you fucking come here. You go and choose the best one ever that's like kind of like that's. You know. Well, I had one before
for it, but she really likes stepped up and, like she brought me to a sex store from like a twenty five dollars like stupid, one to like the fuck, you should drop bill she's like girlfriend. You need to come more often than once a month, and I was like honestly. Yes, so vibrators are good, but you don't use vibrators, and you know what I use is the womanizer and I want everyone to listen up, because just the name itself shit will change your life. Womanizer. What can I say about the things Alex that you don't already know I know I'm over here like it'll change your life do I know that dude to do tell him. Let's just say the womanizer has been passed around more than Rachel Butchers
any whore that you know in your local hometown. Well, this womanizer has been passed around more than her in all real Nous five raiders weren't. Really my thing. I tried out this womanizer. It has like this suction cup auction. Yet like focuses on your clip it doesn't it doesn't go internal. So what the fuck do you do internally? Ah, you know, that's just up for daddy into this. Imagine and I used to leave it up to them. So I got this womanizer and I was I was bragging about it to Alex for so long and our roommate Anna Roommate and finally, I was like you know what we're all girls here, I'm gonna give you guys a little go, so we all took turns and we all every
a night with house around the womanizer. All the Isley were cleaning the sick, guys added to high yeah, but all of us we were all using it. The same way we were using the womanizer and we would talk about her experience as I am like holy. This wonders compared to a vibrant I mean like there's a concession I care about my friends, but now you won't let us use. Now I made you get your own eyes like not doing this like I get it Monday, Wednesday, Friday being okay. I I understand I mean to know if you guys are looking for like a new toy if vibrators have been working, the womanizer is this shit, although it is kind of bigger- and I don't know if you can incorporate that into sex- which we can get into another episode of bring old friends, you can incorporate and
anything into to that? I can assure you shove butt up your what ok, so those are weights, but, okay, it looks like an ear thermometer. It lose doubted Lee like when you get it the doctor right. You can. I put up to your ear. Okay, it's brilliant, but don't you think that this brings up a great point of it is so known to everyone that common man that guy's jack off and For some reason, it's so unacceptable to be like n girls, masturbating Jack off to like what the fuck is that no, I totally agree it's it's. You know I don't think girls are is open about doing it. Yeah girls are insecure or embarrassed about the way their vagina look so how many girls Alex have we had right in old dude? It's literally either like oh, my God is my vagina. To pink. Is it to brown? Is it to this or it is with regard to the the labia? right, the flaps. Would you like to go home? He always get mad. When I call him like what
flaps look like Alex the other night for research purposes, because we knew we were going to talk about this Sophie. I like looking at our pants sitting in the family room. Someone get us a ruler right now, we're parcel late night right now, so no one's in the office. Maybe let's go find a ruler and let's measure our measure are flab. I will post our measurements and we can all fucking computer. No, but honestly everything go ahead. I was going to say one of my best game friends. I remember described a vagina as an open, and wound he was like, are so disgusting, their like open wound, no, I know, I'm hoping that straight guys don't feel that way about fucking pussy but
I'm sure they don't well with that. It's like their vaginas that look like the hot dog bun is like what you see on porn. I think most poor yeah is the slit. Then there are girls that have lips or, like I know, baby out or longer than other yeah and like people jokes like. Oh, it's roast beef but you're on is always like your aunt like older and she's, like oh, my god, ah fucking more meat. Bitch is totally love that so I listened. Every vagina is different. Every dick, it's different, fucking uncircumcised Is big small, not circumcise. I mean, I guess, because guys are always fucking holding and like doing whatever. With their day yeah from a young age guys are having this like Julius sword. Fight with each other. They've got a hold it every time they fucking pissed yeah. They have to look at that bang girls enough to look at their vaginas. So it's like an out of sight out of mind thing. Girls get to know your fucking vagina. You really could avoid your vagina at all.
Good, what's but call her daddy. If you have not gotten to know your vagina, we approve of you sitting in front of and get snow that really do a little introduction and like fucking just start, just started going after. I agree. I also I there a thing with the clit, like some girls have a hood over their clit yeah. Yes, some girls clips are way bigger than others. Some are like tiny, like that. You have time, there's like a hood yeah like a rooster nothing, sorry that did not sound cute, I'm not sitting on you, I so so immature. Rooster and the hot roast beef sandwich and we're on a far and we're eating some shit deli, no yeah, I know, but what we're trying to say there's no! First of all, don't compare your vagina because they're all different, I mean. Obviously, if you guys wanna like over,
how to sleep over whip out all your lady doesn't like this is what one looks like just to get educated, but don't be insecure about that show and if you're fucking with a guy who has any problem regarding your vagina, he can go fuck him yeah. He that's it's like guys. You can't control if you've got a small, Dick, a circumcised, a big dick, it doesn't matter. So neither can girls, because I know it's gotten to the point where literally girls consider getting surgery- and I yes disclaimer call her daddy is telling you your vagina is great as long as he did in going. There and you've got to click your good. I I mean just the gospel, is what I hear when you started video and enjoy yourself in your mouth you. So we have talked about our neighborhood in our apartment in the past,
I want closure, he lugs or be um. I want to update the daddy gang on a little discovery. You and I saw this fast mom so pretty much. There are quite a few homeless people where we live, which is like any you know, yeah, it's normal New York, right um, but these particular homeless people are doing something really interesting. There's kind of this phenomenon going on. If you walk outside there is at least one person on every street corner standing there.
But not really standing there, because they're completely hunched over ok. So just imagine someone living and breathing their are alive. Don't worry, hunting but they're completely hunched over to the point where, like their head, is almost touching the ground. Okay, but and when I say that they're standing there they're standing there there war for four to five to six hours at a time without budging, okay it is pretty crazy. When your walk, when we walk out of the subway, we are entering an episode of the walking dead. It is the walking dead he's like terrifying, except they're, not walking there just standing there. Yes, they are full zombies that just have no movement whatsoever. Now you may be asking yourself: why is so
Finally, I was hanging out with like one of my guy friends and I'm sure one of them like growled at me, and I was like okay like what's happening like what's going on, and my guy friend was like. Oh it's Katie too, and I'm just like you hate to there's always there's always like new drugs, popping up to C b from icon us on yeah. So I brought that up to me. I was like what the hell are you talking about K, two, it's a form of synthetic. We in I asked him where you would get such a drug, imagine he said. Oh, you can just pop down to your local deli, a solid pair od, the local del. He loving eyecare to try weekend what the fuck literally can just go to the deli, and I guess, like it's, just really prominent in the neighborhood that very available, what is it twenty five
length and all these homeless people are just popping it no idea. I don't know if it was like a horrible strain. I guess it's kind of like in Brooklyn now these people are out of commission for hours. We leave for work and we come back in there still indian same position there hunched over. I really think I have a picture of video that I suppose so, if you guys never are in New York, city and you're, trying to get a little, the opposite of fun and just stay on hunched over. For twelve hours in your local deli, Let the local homeless folk and pop some k two we felt like we live in the dog. This love thing: okay, so it yeah. You know fun things in New York. We ought we love living here, but these are just a little pleasures that we get every here and every here? Well it where was your there? Let's get into questions actually before we get into questions. Let's talk about care of Sophia and I are currently using this vitamin packet service that we have been hooked up with and
What is the best thing? It's because I am the worst I taking vitamins. My mother will tell you all I don't do it, I'm bad at it, and this is the easiest process. So if you guys are looking for like a quick, easy way to get, basically your vitamin send to you every month. Here you go Alex they're kind of disasters we car care of is just to like make it a little more clear. It's a monthly subscription vitamin service that delivers completely personalized vitamin and supplement packs right here, door yeah. So you do you take this quiz, a you. Can you basically answer questions about your diet, your health goals, your lifestyle choices. It takes five minutes and then they're going to put together a pocket of vitamins and supplements that are specifically needed for
so I personally chose the other week, I'm pretty sure I chose to work on like my hair growth, on like pills that will help like my sleeping regiment, that drug and then also they have like vegan and vegetarian supplement options, which is huge now out of that's great yeah. Absolutely, and I think the best thing is it is so customize like you're, not just getting vitamin sent to you if you're specifically trying to work on something guys, you literally can customize it for yourself. So with that being said, we're going to give you guys twenty percent off for your first month of personally think about twenty five percent off yeah you guys, I know it's getting out of control, wait! Twenty five for its pregnant yeah for twenty five percent off your first month of personalized care vitamins, visittakecareof dot com and enter daddy. I love it everyone's, giving up all right, beautiful questions, let's get nasty with it. This first one is
going on last week's podcast, when I'm, texting. My man. What is best to use, can I say his dick his his penis inside like which one is better. Do not fucking call it a penis? No, don't that is too technical, determines the same with vagina, that's literally you like sex Ed talk right, we're not fucking around with a penis like. I can't wait to lick your penis later hawk, or did you say, peace like take his whole piece yeah, but I would really use that one. I occasionally throw that in there for sure Stephanie my Vocab, but I'm going I'm not fucking around with, like oh my gosh, I'm thinking like your penis right now. What movies are we now know that, like our joke, dude people are starting to the wiener. We need to get off this question, but it's too technical, but girls when you're sexting, don't say penis. My boyfriend always
makes his to me private, so nobody can see them red flag or nah. Absa, fucking lutely, that's fucking, weird, yeah, she's, fucking, cheating on you know know that's that shady. If he has other his entire most private. Then that's one thing, but I do think obviously there's something that he's trying to hide if some of his transactions are public and then everything he's sending to you is private, and maybe it's not necessarily he's cheating, but he wants to hide yeah that from someone absolutely they're doing never all right totally question my fiance admitted to me that she cheated on me eight years ago, while she was wasted at a party. She said she wanted to clear her conscience before we got married. Am I crazy for being super pissed about this? And second guessing me ring, Ok, I don't even care about the guy. Why the fuck did she admit that? Why would you admit that, eight years later, I didn't see I feel like Alex Night like the rules should be after two.
Years. The cheating just falls. Okay, I don't even know cheating falls off your roads. Two years Sophia, I've never been in a relationship for two years. Let's try two months to okay? Can they are slated for two months without cheating, but for real? No that's a thing where it's like in clear: go to written and repent for your sins, a even three years later, using take that shit to the great absolutely that up oh, but the guy did us. Should he be pissed, no fuck that you're going to marry the bitch anyways. Just do it or you know you might have been doing, is saying it was eight years ago, but really was like a stays is people do that, just to kind of feel out like how bad it is reaction going to be yeah? I probably have done that right. Okay, next, okay, x rated, when I'm nailing my wife's vagina, doggie style, it hurts really bad for her deep inside. How can I fix that? I'm seven inches and a little bigger than
the center of a toilet paper roll there. In order for us to give you good advice, I think we're going to need to see a picture just so we can really need some photo evidence, because I need to see what a little thicker than the center of a toilet paper roll it. How many times do you think the guy has explained his dick like that or how many times you think he stuck his dick inside the toilet paper roll he's like nope? It must be a little bit thicker 'cause. It can't fit, I think, maybe just lube. Up and and don't go fully in all the time. Half the time. Girls, oh better, if you aren't in all the full way, because that's not going to hit your g spot, so I don't know maybe also like easing into it. Yeah Don't I mean that be like a fucking anal, you shove it in there like it's, not well
talking ain't allowed. I know we need to stop to using it. We just got to do it. Okay, last one um. Is it totally weird if my boyfriend's still has nudes from other girls? I never asked if he still looks at them, but it really annoys me that he still has them on his phone. Should I ask him to delete them sweetie if you have listened to new episode, four nudes never die guys. You will get married to a man and he still have nudes from his exes. No man is ever going delete his nude maybe somewhere else. It may not be on his phone yeah. He might delete the news, but he's gonna have it on his friend's phone, the Ipad, the computer and thirty years from now he will still have nudes other women. I feel like girls, have such a hard time hearing now I hate my ex wife used to be like. Oh my god, like I just jacked off, to lay my ex girlfriends like video, and I was like okay, yeah yeah. It really doesn't bother me. Why would it bother me?
Well, I know I mean some girls. I think that my bother them so be about that. You may be a little special in that area, but I do think it's like girls at this point. You gotta just fucking, accept guys are horny there, disgusting a lot of times and if you ask him to delete it, they're just going to be more awkward and hide it and like download an app to keep it running, delete all my news that I have from God: oh no, not the Dick PIC, but I so girls, just it off your guys about that Lee. It's it. There's no point: yeah. Are you guys actually before we go at Sophia, and I again like we said in the Spirit of the Christmas The season we want to bring up an opportunity for you guys to also give your man a gift or guys, you're feeling a little self centered you can also just give yourself so we have a new fashion item. Yes, this is the perfect Christmas gift. You guys stay in liberty, it's the hottest, dress, sure you will ever purchase the
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