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PSA: He Doesn’t Like You

2020-07-01 | 🔗

Your Father, Alexandra, gets deep this week and walks women through the wake-up call they all need. Stop clinging on to every little thing a men says to you and LOOK AT THE BIG PICTURE FACTS. If you viewed your dating life from a third party view.. what would you think of yourself? An episode EVERY woman needs to hear. Also, giving a huge tip for women that are having a hard time achieving an orgasm/ have never had one (wink wink ASMR porn). And, if you have a bad gag reflex, Alex is coming to the rescue with tricks of how to mask it. ENJOY #DADDYGANG

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Do you guys remember. I think we did an episode where I wanted to do like, say all of the really slutty names that girls can have and I'm, like, I'm pretty sure like fucking Tiffany Tiffany, I fucking know what to do. I know what you're up to Tiffany was getting fucking finger, bang in the fucking closet during seven minutes in Heaven, and she was fucking squirting on kids in seventh grade. Tiffany's can't be stopped skies. Welcome back to another episode of call her daddy. I feel like this week if you are feeling any type of way we're going to embrace it this week, if you're feeling so horny were feeling it. If you're feeling sad I'll, be sad with you for that little break. Now we're fucking happy everybody get in a good fucking mood when you listen to call her daddy every week, word a good fucking mood. So what are we going to do this week? This week is going to be like a little a little uppity a little self care, little self worth little self indulgent moment for all of us. I dont want to subject you two feeling like you are. I don't know reading my
the irish guys this week, that pursued is called Alex's dire, you're like go fuck yourself, I'm leaving no just bear with me here because here's the thing I have not had sacks very very a very long time, our eggs What do you mean like how long very very long time. I have essentially gone almost all of quarantine with no sacks shocking, no Marder, yes, here's the thing I take quarantine very seriously. I have been social distancing. I've been with my mom and pop mom and pop and me in the house, guess what
I'm in my parents by King basement this week, ha ha ha in Libya. Any of quarantine. I was so excited for quarantine. I was excited to have this break of dating right when I was going into quarantine. I had a good group of men, a good group of men, that I was for some reason. I like to travel to see the man that idea. It's like hey, Alex here's, a concept, date, someone New York City. Now, the IRA, that's too easy and a way to help you for my mental help. I need to make my saying so difficult. So hot on myself that it is painful. I have to get on a plane. To get Dick, I mean everybody loves it good warriors. I went into quarantine and I was ready for this male clans. I was like this is fucking great. This is fucking exciting. I concluded just like chill for a minute. I don't have to answer them today,
if I tell them in two days, will be in the same sea in the same position will be doing the same thing and they will not have forgotten about me in and if they did hello, mother Fucker am citing the fact back in I was at the beginning in happy, loving men are bothering me: I get to choose the communication, the attacks message. Now I swear to God. If there was that whole thing of like my god, I haven't had sex in so many months. Like my vagina shore. Take now look only got. So take down their keeping. I'm closed. Ok, we're closed knowledge were so the fuck up. That's how fucking tight these books is because I literally haven't gotten laden so long. Now things are about to change. I'm gonna get broken the fuck back in that's disgusting. What I mean is I'm going to see a guy, the the kicker to the whole story is. I was coming onto the podcasting like ok, I'm gonna tell the Daddy gang the kind of about who I'm gonna go see and it started.
One man that I've been planning to see literally all of quarantine. We basically had this trip said, and I, where to God. I can't make this shit up. The man that I'm going to see as I recording this podcast right now. I am recording, is right now, it's Tuesday. So when I release this, I still do not know if I'm getting on a plane to see him or different man tomorrow. Ok, yeah know, that's believable natanz, really normal Alex. I'm not that this is this. A genuine situation that happening. I'm sitting in my parents basement right now, the guy this is with beastly. What's going on the guy that I was supposed to, or I think I am going and seeing we have the flight and everything, but he and I have been getting these annoying ass fight and he's been pissing me be fuck off. Ok, that's man number one man number two, that I don't have a full flight for ya. However, he has basically
Let me all this flight information and he's waiting in the wings he's this new guy, this new charmer, this new, exciting man that I'm actually excite about, not an athlete shocker amazing, yes, com cop relics so he's as other guy that I could potentially be going to see if this first one false through I sat with my mother, I'm not didn't you guys for about an hour last night. We got some wine and also mom. I dont. I don't have therapy till next week, please, but under therapists ha and walk me through what the fuck I should do, I literally dude. Know what to do because one of them, the main one and I'm supposed to go see. I know I will have guaranteed sex with the other guy, because he's new, I dont, think I would fuck him on the first trip to see him. Yes, it would be one fourth of July Yea will buy as you heard for my prior explanations, the vagina, needs to get service. Could I
deal with the finger from this new one. Yes, what I prefer a deck? Yes, so you can see No in all seriousness, I'm kind of having a fucking panic attack as I'm trying to get this episode out, and I would love to be sitting here like, and this is what I do. I have no idea when I press but on this I'm gonna be on a plane, but I meant to be going to either one stay. A horror, fuck and other states so dieting. That's my life. Really good really really go. I all I know is that it's the same, whether for both situation, somebody a pack of pack, my bag- and you know maybe I'll just feel at home- maybe spill it out. Once I get to the airport, I don't know, I think it's a big fuckin phone, joke, but what I do know with all of you were like, so this is not related what yes, it is very reliable. Listen to me! Everyone listening to this podcast, put yourself in this situation. Close your eyes tat! You ve, been there you're, getting ready with your girlfriend's or getting within your mail friends and you're like oh, my God, Johnny Twoshoes is gonna be at this. One bar
Christopher is going to be at the other, which one are you fucking choosing an you sit there and you way your options, and I feel I can always fucking happens that, whichever one you pick unless it's like a grand fucking slam, you always wonder what it would have been like with the other. Maybe I won't go see fuck in either of them, maybe all by my own fuckin ticket and go see some one else. I dont know door number one door number to the fund thing is, if any of you have followed me on my snapshot, this is literally happened to me before the man that I was going to see. I didn't know if I was getting on the plane next day dogma. Literally this man again so guy. These have, welcome to call her daddy this week. Okay, I'm going to take a deep breath. I'm going to take a sip of water thirst was quenched. Thank you for pausing with me. I have some pain I quickly want to just pop in and address
this house should do its really gonna blow your mind, everybody, I'm so sorry, you're gonna be shocked that are even talking about desk. As you know, I hate it I will quickly tarred while blow you, and I were quickly talk about them. It's like will out nor Alex like. How could you even fucking say one more thing work. What more can we said? Well, I reach We had a girl right into me and then I saw a few other girls riding into me and it had to do with something that I haven't fully addressed for my hose. That are a little bit constricted in the way that their sucking dick. So let me read this girl's question for you, hi Alex. I love you. I love you too, HU. I am bisexual and it's my first time really talking to a guy, and I know he wants me to suck his dick, but I have one of the worst gag reflexes like
I hold up when a brush mates hung when I'm brushing? Might what do? I do? Ok,. This is my advice for every woman that has a really bad gag reflex. First and foremost, the Tipp of a guy Dick is so uber uber sensitive. So what I would suggest you do it you, cannot go down on his dick. This is a situation where you will put your entire on hand around his dick so, like all forefingers wrapped around, and then they meet your thumb on the other side and you're putting your whole and on his deck okay. So that's your right hand on his deck your left hand, you're gonna, take like two of your finger sue, your point her and your middle finger and you're gonna, put them around in your and put them with your thumb and you're gonna put them on top of your right
okay, your hand with the less amount of fingers you're going to keep literally on your lips, so you're going to take the hand that has all the fingers you're like Griffin, his entire dick and you're, going to give them a nice handjob the other hand connected to your lips. You are going to basically be giving him a blowjob on the tip of his dick. Now this may seem to you like we that. Doesn't sound like a blow to note as it is, and I trust me sometimes I do this almost with guys and I won't even go down that far on their dick. It's amazing so you're in your inbox. Luck, sweetheart, listen to me like this is fucking great. So what you gonna do is you're gonna keep your mouth, on the Tipp of his dick and you're like sucking and licking and literally take your tongue, swirling and like put it in his put it in
wiener whole I'm telling you it feel so good for a guy and then lick around like the Tipp of his dick and do like suck gin motions and then, while your your twisting your fingers with your mouth connected to it, and then your other hand is gonna, be down farther down towards the base and you're gonna be Jackie off, so he's gonna be getting a hand job with a nice little swirling twirly gum drop suction cup deliciousness on the Tipp of his deck boom. And, if he's bitch go farther down just you can just make it into like this little fun thing and, like I don't think so, and then just keep fucking so in the Tipp of his dick. You can also distract by go. Down and licking on the balls and like popping a ball in your mouth and then going back and also girlfriend. Let me just fucking tell you you can take your tongue hold his
with your hand and start from the base of his dick and take your tongue and like all the way up to the top of his dick and then start sucking on the Tipp of his dick. Those are like the little external things can do doesn't seem, require you to put your head down on his desk and go deep throat batch. It doesn't even require you to go halfway down on the deck literally so I mean, I think, that's like almost one and like the hottest things to do during a blow job. Is I tease around the top so for your girlfriend hide the gag reflex by that guy's. You get the drill function of beauty, in the past. People used to make fun of me because my hair was so fucking disgusting broom like broom, Jason. Ok, not anymore guys, function. Beauty is a hare care that is formulated specifically for you. You guys need a new shampoo, a new conditioner, a new treatments, beautiful function, a fucking beauty, so you guys have seen it you basically yet to come.
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but I feel like the daddy gang is getting a little soft and sometimes you need just like that check in moment with yourselves. You need that check in moment and I'm trying to kind of be like your conscience right now, Cape Britannia, listening to him your ear buds, it's God speaking. It is your father speaking you're in trouble. I have had an in flux and in flux of women. Writing in asking me what to do, because this man, but she's not dating that either just hooked up with or she's, been kind of, seeing he's not really giving her the attention he's not really responding, he's not really sliding in as much as she slides and he's not really calling her he's an actually full blown ignoring her
and the amount of women right now in my dms that better, like hey Alex, I was just wondering like what should I do like I was thinking, maybe like sending Emily cute dm and then, if not, if he doesn't answer like, maybe I could snapchat him. Okay, ok, let's go! Let's go through that actually yeah, ok, yeah artfully walked down that path with you for a minute, so he's not answering you or barely giving you any effort bats. This nation. The scenario is the guy's giving you may signals not giving you much effort. Now answering, you full blown, ignore you problem.
Blocked you at this point or you're. Just in the talking save you the guy, and you just can't really gauge. If he likes you about that, you can't age, it ok, I'll, go through out with you farrago Suzanne and these snapshot. Then you continue to get the same amount of communication is ending the dm. He doesn't answer or answers would like a double top of the heart or just like a laughing face. Ok, and then it continues. Yet here we are yup, he's still not really giving you that much, but surely but he heard it. If she heard, if my messages is great ray, we're right, yeah has had ever sent you a dam has ever than you are meme think about that Candice you're, always looking at your I'm sure we sending him little funny means that remind you Jeremy does Jeremy everything you're a damn does he ever first reach out. Does, however, first initiate no
ok, ok! I was just now. I was just wondering I was this word is having a conversation, your candidate lists in women. I'm, not trying to be an asshole, but I do think it helpful. I think that we have to have listen. I have these check in moments of myself all the fucking time and I am happy to be the asshole to help you have your checking moments we're having old checking moment. Ok, Ladys, here's the thing I do think women just need a big fat fucking punch to the full. King Head, and I want your head to be so. In the dry wall right now? While I do this entire ran and then you can pull yourself out afterwards, but only if you understood the clear message got it Kika. Listen to me. If you are currently listening to this podcast and you're still wondering if this man likes you, if you should continue to make an effort than you have your answer, if you're wondering- and if you are confused, though to feelings right there. Those two thought processes that equals he doesn't like you
Alex. Stop it stop it. Now that so fucking dont care, don't fucking care, dont care because guess what men do not play games like Women do like they play games when they're trying to fuck you, yes and you'll, be all sweet and nice to you, but the game of like hunting to not answer you a lot, that's not a game for men that literally just meetings. He doesn't like you. Amandas sit on his couch and purposefully not answer a text for a certain amount of time to make a war and feel insecure and then you up like a few hours later to stable about that's female shit, ever Single, a little listening to time you like no fuck done it. You answer little bit of time. You like no fuck him. He didn't answer me for so fucking long and now I'm going to slide and I'm gonna answer him back in two hours cause heat
four hours. I can't wait for our so I'll wait to fucking hours. Then don't do that. If a man wants to text you, he will text you. If a man is not answering you for four hours, it's usually because a he's just busy bee. He forgot to answer you see penises, literally inside another batch or de he's like I'll answer. Her later, I dont really say having a conversation with her. Ok, if and really really fucking likes you in the middle, like nineteen business meetings, games classes, whatever it is he's texting. You he's got two point: five seconds NGO, P, Hilda you always being- and I know this hurt- and I just I just wanted- to bring it up uncolored out- because I do feel like sometimes we catch ourselves slipping and we're like how do I get back? the answer me you ever asking there's all her away, get banned. Answer me! No, why are you trying to get someone to answer you bitch? No, that is,
and it's like- oh my god- and it was- and it took me fucking time to get this in my head to listen. I'm not fucking perfect at all. I told my mom the other night. I think one of the most profound things you ever me when I was growing up and they heard a little bit a deadly heard, a little bit and middle school Alex was like. I don't like that. One mom! I don't like that one bit, but it's the fuckin truth daddy gang Why would you want to be friends with someone that doesn't want to be friends with you think about that? Why would you want to be with someone that doesn't want to be with you like? That's what it is literally that's what it is ass yourself that guy If you are talking to someone and men, this can to you too, if you are talking to someone right now that isn't matching your level of,
want and desire and interest in a relationship in a texting relationship in a fucking relationship in whatever relationship we got in a friendship. It goes all different directions if that person does it wants to be friends with you doesn't want to be in a relationship with you? Why would you want to be friends or in our relationship with, and I think this is so powerful because I do I think a lot of times like even in college? I remember I had a guy and if I'd ask myself that question I would have been like yeah he's, not giving me any of the Bible. So what are you doing we literally. What are you doing? We we were Why are you crying will? Should I message him again with the message? Would you gonna message him? I'm really upset that your messaging me, and it just really pisses me off that you dont care as much as I care o was into how embarrassing that is, I just like
don't get why you're not answering a guy, just don't get it look. Why don't you want to talk to me like you're, not giving me the same effort? Look what do you do? What what are you doing things about it right now, every single one listen to podcast when you're trying to figure out how you're going to double slide in or how you're going to message him or how you're going to get his attention. While I literally why, feel as though a lot of times women cling on too little hopes. Little things there are so many people hair listings is pot cuz. I fucking done it there's so many people better like so yellow then answered mean like he keeps even beyond read but like. I will never forget this. How we were like hanging out on his couch, I'm like he just put his arm around me and he looked at me, and he was like. I, like you so much and then you're sitting Your room, trying to convince your friends, cause your friends you're like a bit you're so stupid, like literally moved a thought on music, no guide, you don't get it like onward and gather it just different. No, it's not
guess what, when you are to gather your pussy was in front of his face and he will say anything he looking want, so he can get inside of your policy, but the man you, fucking, leaving your wonderingly but no wise any fucking answer, but because your puts is not there anymore, care anymore he's gonna see whatever it is in the heat of the fucking moment? Yes, I, like you you're, so beautiful lugging, deliverer baby were like you. I could see, there's arming of yours. I love when you do that literally listen to a man when he's in front of you and whenever he speaking any uncomplimentary towards you. Almost an alarm should go off. Why is he saying those big very unhealthy women are going like or what he really does bucking like you, I don't care at least have your hard up until he proves a few fucking times that show worthy of you actually hearing the Words come out of his mouth,
I'm sorry, but for the most part, especially the demographic and age of people, listening to my podcast for the most part, when a man is going to say some generic fucking shit it's to get inside of you, so women, I think that you cling non too little things at him, but during my hair- and he said I was differ- no you're not friend what he means is, I feel like you're pussy lips, maybe a little fucking bigger and- better than my last bit, and I feel it better feel good on my dick. Do you don't I mean exactly I know some people are like getting really disheartened and there like gay, Alex making me feel like shit this should it make. You feel like shit that we're in little own bubble on this podcast right now, and sometimes you need a fuckin slap in the face, not by a dick, but behind me too, big ring ring bitch. If he does in treat you like he's obsessed, then why the fuck are you giving him any fucking more energy than exactly what he's
giving you okay Alex, and what am I supposed to do just move on if you are having or if you are getting very good dick from a man and you can lower your expectations and you can say to yourself I'm going to be okay. If, on a Saturday night, he blows me off, that's fine, because the dick is so good that then the next time he text me I just I do want to have sex with him. I don't give a fuk, then that's fine, what I would suggest for those women find another body have enough people on your roster that if the main dick that is a deck and you like his dick. If he blows you off in order to keep your EL from feeling like a large piece of shit, haven't Their body on your roster that those nights it you get blown off. You contacts that person that can keep you kind of afloat. Then you're not going to be in the book,
bathroom with razors in Europe. I got a minute die, they burn their, but no so That would be my one suggestion. However, I think the person that has the power in the relationship succeeds, endless, then- and I notice is gonna like really pissed people off cause. I think I remember tweeting it like a really long time ago and the IMF and the amount people on twitter that we're like so like that literally the most toxic thing you can fucking say: don't fucking care, could guess what my mom. Told it to me. Also when I was at a young age and like to her because psychologists. I think she wanted me to be ready for battle some of this stuff, but you can say it's not healthy, but
really has helped me, so it should help you d person that cares least in the relationship holds the power how how lakes you're really gonna hit us like that? How ya think about that think about the person in the relationship? That cares the least. So, let's paint a picture, I'm in a relationship with a guy total Dick fuck boy, barely well tax me when I want him to tax me. What does that make a girl? Do it makes me chase him? It makes me wonder what he's doing. I'm always constantly concern about him. Where is he? What is he doing wisely texting you back? Why is he like any other girls but Bob, and you go down this road whole? So who has the power he does cause? You don't give a fuck and that it makes the other person feel insecure, and then you start to chase them like this. Is this shit that I think women of void the fucking facts in front of them
and the reason I think a lot of us do. It is because worth thinking like women, all shocker and that's ball, but I am I gonna wanna like real. Train daddy gangs, brain right now, when you are dating a man a lot of times. You just have to adopt a little bit of the male thinking. If you want to be successful, specially, unlike the dating phase and playing a game and all that shit. If it's, your fuckin boyfriend blows buccaneer up until he answers, but if you're trying to play the game, need to kind of rewire your brain a little bit k. How do we do that Alex men when something is bothering them: they like pull away and they like to deal with it internally by themselves and they like to distract themselves women.
Oh, where men. We need to talk about things until it's fucking dog into the ground. It's fucking carved into every tree on the buck and block, and everyone knows our fucking issue. When we talk through our issues, so women One thing at times think like a man like when you are getting fucked over by this guy when you're drunk and you want to Texas Guy, I always like to think what would he do? let's get a fuckin pain you all when it happens, but it's like will what would he do? Jennifer? What You do. Oh, he wouldn't text the ever usually taxi do when he's drop now all we. He doesn't like him and he's drunk. Oh, oh, we only does for a booty call. Ah so Jennifer why're you sending him paragraphs when you're drunk. Have you forgotten paragraph from him money. Oh, no, ok, progress, Jennifer,
recognizing you look like a fuckin moron when you're drunk and for some reason he never sends you emotionally charged tax when he's drunk okay. So what about now When you're out, if you're about to go, send him a crazy ass, big ass paragraph about how you're, just so fucking Because you know what Ethan you're you're just consummate bucking with my head- and I you you this this right- you wanna text and you have to text him, send him a booty call k how, but we start there right I'm letting you text him, but you're gonna do what he does hey you up or whatever the fuck you Can you all the time copy and paste one of his booty call text and send it to him one night? Let's start their okay or we all good men hate hate. Did you guys hear hate? The word hate eight strong word: dont care hate men hate when women are emotional,
and this is the biggest fucking big fat, fuckin, hello, everybody, mother, fuckers, don't listen up men freak how internally, when see a woman. Getting emotional it, especially when you are not dating this man. To get emotional with them, and when you're not dating you have no right, like you, have the right send. If I compare grab go for it look batch it. Saying is, if you send that when you're not even dating.
A man is literally going to shut the fuck down and every single thing you send him and say to him is literally going in one year and out the next. So women what's think about this. Instead of being a fucking emotional piece of shit that you're just freaking the fuck out at him in your screaming in your like you fuck it Let's do the complete fucking opposite, and I know that so many people like you're, just putting women down like we should embrace. So we are were emotional beings. No, I don't fucking here? I dont care. You can be emotional with your friends, but if you're trying to play the game with the man, if you can take a few, a few just a few of our female traits out of it when you're trying to talk to a guy, you will succeed way bigger than what you have in the past. The amount of time
that I have tried to act more like a man and the guy I'm dating now. Showing up with the fuckin strap are being I get on the bed bill. He lets go and no, What I mean by that is when he does something to completely piss me off, like he ignores me that one night and then the next day he's I didn't says: hey, I'm really sorry about whatever I don't. I don't say anything mean I dont even leave him on red. Sometimes I don't want on being petty. I don't answer his message. Two days later, hey. What are you doing? One? A hang out later he's gonna big we haven't heard from you today. I thought you were. My weight will deal with the emotions in your fucking bedroom. Write them in your fucking diary. Don't even let him you fucking sweaty eying, I promise you girls. This is part the game that I play and it works every fucking time may
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I'm literally in the middle. My fucking ass, you are hey guys, this is the fax my mom is coming down to literally do my laundry and I was just a bitch yelling at her she's mom we're in the middle of the podcast. I just left the daddy game. No, we don't know what we're doing. No, I'm not texting him. Oh? Will you please come and say that the microphone? Ok you're, not my mom, like hated you tat, Gmail and am ignore not sexy and could not doubt what I Eight thousand. He spoke she'll, ok, mom night in text him she likes the new one. Oh she likes the new. No, no! I haven't decided mom. Thank you. Yes, thank you. How we can talk about this later, why
and talk soon go do my mind. Yet thanks mom by movies, like obsessed with one of my ex boyfriend and he's not a part of the ECB, he's right now! You know we started talking again looking forward to the future, but for now we're dealing with Socio pass in new men. Thanks for the laundry Laurie What podcast does that make here digging. Sorry holding my mom's is coming under quickly. Do my laundry and she's just doing a little pit stop to see if I decided on the flight tomorrow? Ok, I'm sorry about that Let's get in to the neck segments, sacks mom gonna fuck, upstairs! I see her lurking go upstairs
by rising literally fighting in the laundry like having so much, but I swear to God. If I wasn't born this family would be so fuckin boring. Ok, I just took a swing of water and you little break podcasting alone. Hard. The amount of women that right into my podcast on the daily- and I like I have we had an orgasm. I have never had an orgasm. I cannot come on. I'm having sex, I have never fucking came can't, come can't come can't. Kane Kane come got it. You can't come totally normal Wyatt, totally normal ha totally normal. It is so fucking hard for some women to have an orgasm and if every single person listening to this progress, that is a female. If you feeling discouraged. If you are feeling let down, because your embarrassed almost like you almost you're in
group with your friends and all your girlfriend's or talk about how fucking hired she came on Johnny's, dig old giant tissues up in there with his fucking construction boots on it felt King Stacy's brains, out, like, oh god, me too. I literally come all the time. I can't even stop won't stop like come all the fighting time and meanwhile you're lying liar. You're, lying inside and you're like oh, my god. I wish I had an orgasm. I wish I had, but I'm lying to everyone around me and They lying to myself and am line to myself what I'm getting fuck them just pretending and it is a big fat fuck. It lie its exhausting, but at the end of the day, it's upsetting at the end of the day at a socially? There is pressure when you're on your friends to talk about how you ve had an orgasm. Actually, if there's one stupid, fucking Bitch Nicole, that's like got a squirt all the fucking. It's like! Oh, my god, like I want take a
day off, like my God, is pussy just bugging range the whole day like nuclear, just relax haters, please stop not Oliver fucking sprinkler like you like real it in bitch, But when you have people around you that constantly are talking about having these amazing orgasms and you are a woman listening to his podcast that doesn't have those Gaza or is never had an orgasm. It is a very defeating feeling and you start to just accept sex without coming now. Nope now found anything so now, if you're part of that area, that no not gonna happen. We're going to work on this here. My two little tipsy cronies, Kearney Tips, kit number one may be before
go to bed. This is horrible, fucking, weird, but just hear me out, maybe before you're getting into bad that night, you could literally be talking to zero men, don't care! This is for you put on like kind of a hop ha ha panties or don't even be nude. Take a couple. Fucking pictures of yours, nude, basically do like you're going to send a guy a nude, but for yourself I know this sounds out of control narcissistic, I don't think so, but when I'm taking nudes, I like get turned on. And I think that a lot of women would understand what I'm saying it's like there's something about you trying to be sexy, like throw you pose, and getting it or like or like a vagina star, a tit shot or a mere shot. You're gonna start getting turned on and on sounds insane, but just go with it. Maybe start touching yourself, maybe start feeling it out. Ok, then you're gonna get in bed. Now
This is the point that I want you to watch. If you are a woman that is not having orgasms and you dont like to watch porn, you are going to pick an s. Amar porn of a girl. Masturbating ok, stay with me here people I have done it before and it was really fucking hot and it got me off. You are basically going to open your phone, find an s m warp ass, an airport of a girl masturbating. She could be using a dildo. She could be using a vibrator. Whatever did and you're gonna put your phone down and you're gonna hear her moaning and you're gonna hear her using her toy on herself and simultaneously you are going to be met
sir beating and hearing her moans is going to. I swear to God. Just give it a fucking. Try an oak of you have to try a couple difference it cause I'd like had some girls were my kid you're knowing me, and you have to find like specific videos like I found this one video that's long spoken, there's a girl that goes in different positions when she's masturbating and it was so fucking hot. And I just put it right next to my oh, my pillow. Next to my ear and I start masturbating, basically with her And I am telling you, ladies the first time I ever did this. I because you can have different types of organisms I had a clitoral orgasm and then I also had an internal like g spot, orgasm, okay, so it's like the internal orgasm. You feel like that. Pulsating inside of you would like a deeper orgasm and then the clit is like a tingly sensation. I had both,
It was like it was amazing and I remember being like I'm ok. I need to go. Tell the fucking Daddy gang this. It was me not fully focused on a video watching it go down, but I had audio in my ear playing an embrace it? I think sometimes people in their head so much in their freaking. The fuck out there, like, I just feel weird I just I don't know if I know you're by yourself We do some of the weirdest fucking shit when, whereby our self, like we do things that are cringe ie, you fucking, racing or purse with visas by gas is gonna sounds gets erratic. No, you! We ve all tat, to ourselves before, while we're by ourselves talking yourself through something or you, fuckin picture knows or whatever you're doing you a lot by yourself. So why not do something you enjoy and if you feel a little fucking discouraged, I urge you to take these steps boom boom.
Girls. Are you already having an orgasm I'd Loki just had one while I was doing that segment, I'm it's so sad that my parents basement they're, probably like so upset by the chair, where and we're here s my report, Fuckin, when handle NOME, guys in a spirit of everyone focusing on bettering themselves and mental health news is a habit change programme that uses psychology. Key to teach you how your mind works, and so you can understand why you make the decisions you make and then you can feel empowered to change so you're like why his old NOME guys, basically you pickles. What are you want to work on? Do you want to feel more com? in about your body. If you want to practice more self care, do you want to feel more confident? Do you want to stop freaking drinking too much coffee smoking, cigarettes excetera, so you guys are assigned a goal specialist on here and they basically help you go through like how to achieve these goals that you want to achieve. You also. Can
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I don't care, I always wiggles, o O. Oh Papa, one guys it's quite of the week, I'm so excited to have you here. Thank you for coming to my favorite segment of the fucking guy questions of the Fuckin weak bitch. I'm bought a pop off this questions with a week which is like a little. A little bit of just like God, Daddy gang comment that just made me really fucking happy for every man and woman. Listening, okay, I die, I'm new to podcast, but I just wanted to say thank you for normalizing all this shit that everyone else is embarrassed to talk about. I was having major anxiety about sex with my new boyfriend, even though I'm obsessed with him nothing helped. But when I say
Listening to call her daddy, I felt really excited about sex again and its spring. To have somebody talk about women sexuality without any fucking rules. She didn't say the word fucking, but you guys know me. I fuckin shouted in there for a little while, yes, yes, bucking beds, daddy bucking gain gas like I just wanted to read that, because I was thinking about it. I'm like I, don't want anyone to be looking at sacks like fuck, like I just ok. I gotta mark that off today, like it's too. Oh my to do less like it's a fucking chore. If you enjoy masturbating by yourself with your fucking vibrator, you should be that excited about sex to the way you feel about like getting in your bed at night under fuckin comfy covers like winking at or fuckin masturbating with their clip. You should want to feel that way about having sex with your partner, your hook up buddy. So I think that's why I, talk about all this shit. It's like! Let's, let's make sex fun again.
Nobody ever was it, but I think a lot of people, but so much fuckin pressure on themselves is podcast. It's like a fucking fun guess what I have a little secret for you guys it's a good old blow, your fucking mines, so like we're all alive, because our parents Y know, yes, so when the things to show its bucking disgusting go fuck yourself, oh my god, they're talking about sexier pitcher of your little breathing, because your mom is a fuckin hormones. Bucking, your dad, you ever bigger virgin insects ones, but who cares or offer? in July because they were banging so we should backing bang calm down. Now, let's move on to question. Holy fucking shit Alex daddy? I love you. So basically, I've been hooking up with my axe because HAWK girl summer, don't say that and the side he has been hooking up with other bitches, he hooked up with us. Both in the same
night. How do I bring it up to him and not some crazy, or how do I put him off? Love you so much so you don't bring it up. That's ITALY! The answer you don't up to him. Do I look like a stupid, crazy, psycho obsessed in love. Bitch know the answer is no. So what do you do? You don't bring up? Ok, I love the podcast. I have never headset I'm twenty one years old and I dont know how to approach the opportunity. Should I shoot for an older man or younger a virgin or not. I really need advice on this and I feel that you're an expert on this topic this is a great question. I think I've been reading a lot of questions lately and I do feel like we ve got a good amount of people on here that maybe they're not virgins but they're, not as experienced, and that's why we welcome all daddy's right. Here's the thing, if you're a virgin, I think that you have to stop thinking of yourself as a virgin obvious
we! You know you are inside in and out through and through Fuckin virgin, mother Mary. However, think that when you are approaching sexual situations, obviously everyone's different, but I think if you stop putting so much pressure on yourself me like I'm a virgin the first time the first time, I'm a virgin frigging the fuck out, I'm a virgin, and I need to make sure that my first time is this. This is an at listen. There are some girls at literally plan like their weddings. They plan the time that thirty flowered there, like I'm gonna, be wearing this and he's going to court me like this, and we are going to have sex on these sheets at this time during this day, and it's like hey, you know if it works for you and that's your fucking cup of tea, beautiful fucking love it Mary Beth However, here on collar daddy, I'm going to tell you that, as spent. Sure, as your first time can fucking be its
never usually gonna live up to what you fucking wanted it to be. So when people like, should I just get out of the fuckin way, I hate you say yes, but I think you're, a person that is in like who bore it like their fuckin wedding day, then yeah, I think, of your attracted to a guy gopher. I would just really really hope that you don't go for someone. That's like a full blown fucking asshole, because I think a lot of people get left in a situation where then they just feel shitty about themselves because not only is he announced one when he's not texting you back, but that was your first fucking time having sex, what you're gonna? U you will enjoy it's. Not the sex you'll enjoy the way that the man treats you pre during and post. That's really, what being a virgin and like losing your virginity means you're not going to be like. I just lost my virginity and let me just tell you
My work ass him with out of fucking control. No, I don't, I don't know a lot of women that, like I had an orgasm when I thought my virginity, it doesn't happen for a very long time, right after you lose your virginity, I raw miss you on my fucking life. It's not gonna, be good tax plague. Literally it's almost. I get the burst like year of your life out of the fuckin way, because then gonna start having good sacks of the sooner you can it over with the sooner you can begin to progress towards having good tax, and I know people like Alex, stop it, but it's fucking truth. I literally said it's like each phase of my life high school, I feel like. I was blacking out when I was having sex with like what is even happening like that supposed to feel like I added. No, the guide and even fucking know what was happening in my clear like I was like. I don't really think I'm enjoying this but like this is what we're supposed to be doing right and I was just too fucking young college sex
is way better than high school. But still I thought college sex was the ultimate until I got out of college, and I was like oh fuck. Oh fuck. I was literally not having sex in college leg. You go through these, be slowly throughout getting more experienced. You just get better at Saxon. You get better at knowing your body, knowing what you like. You also just know how to like handle a man better if I'm speaking to the women and men to it, like you, the more you have sex like the more you obviously going to get experience. So so the sooner you get that out of the way, the sooner we can start having fucking, great orgasm and then fucking orgy and then three seconds and then back flips onto dicks. Do you know what I'm saying neither okay moving on,
hi Alex. I have a super, embarrassing problem to admit I am my twenties and I still give Hickey ease. I personally think it super hot when a guy sucks and bites my neck and other places during sex. So I assume the guys like it to most guys him into during sex, but then end up with a Hickey afterwards and even though they like it during sex, they end up thinking, I'm a psycho once they look at their necks, any advice, yeah my bases, you need to start doing I, but that's like you, need to stop doing. I'm sorry to be a bitch. But, like I don't know what you're doing here, keys are literally for people and six grade that want to show that they like how to make out session? That is not you. I think that his keys are so dumb and I think that like when Obviously there are times in sex that, like you, can be getting hot heavy, you can always control Hickey, you can literally control it didn't you, there's no need for any one to ever have had a key you can suck on their necks you can kiss on their neck. You can be biting there not only to give them a heavy. Even
fighting on her neck will leave a different part. A hickey knew you like intentionally may put that decision for a few fucking long ass. Second, I mean just sit here and suck the fucking living shit out of your skin. We don't need a Iraq he is elementary and I'm not. I'd, be an asshole but like a guy Give me a hickey idyllic, wheat years. Why? Why why why? It literally is like prudes do that to show their sexually active if you're sexually active, you don't need a fuckin tricky issue. If, however, if you do like like get marks the fuck up by people when you're having sex something I really like to do is like a guys fucking me and like his on top of me, I loved like put my hands on their back and like grab them, unlike thrust them closer to me when they're fucking me
number one guy I was hooking up with he and I had like really really hot sex and we were drunk, and I like scratch the fuck out of like the side of his back, because I was pulling him closer to me. So fucking hard. While he was fucking me and then the next day he went to his game and he like texted me a picture in the locker room of his side of his back and he was like. I just bought king took off my sure, an almighty maitre like what the fuck happened to you in like a hot way. He was like Jesus Christ. I forgot how like like, while began last night and in his mind it like reminded him of the hot sex we had. Okay, this is a really fucking good question. Are you guys ready? Are you fucking amps? I am okay, hey daddy love! You love you to bits, twitch all right. She said last week you and Savannah talked about always having that guy in the corner
mine is the person you want to end up with, but you fine boring right now. I was wondering what you think about when the girl is in that position in the relationship, because sometimes I feel that way. I have a guy, but I've had a thing with in the past and we still talk, but I know he likes to fuck around and it's a horny mother fucker who claims to still like his girlfriend. However, he still says I'm a great girl and cares about me. So I was wondering what are your thoughts and advice for the girls who are the marriage material for a guy, but they make us wait around while they fuck around oh what a good. Why, when we think about this, you don't want to become a doormat. You dont want to become that girl, but he's like sir about you so cute and its Well, I don't worry cute, why are you always fuckin capacity but
I'm the girl, but you always just tell me you hear about me ice. I get nervous for those women because I see it often where, like you, must take too much. Their share. So if I were you- and I know like a lot of women in this position may be, this feels a little strange for you to do, because you may now, be a girl that plays a lotta gains and that's totally fine and I respect that I'm giving you my advice, though, because I know it will work. What it is. Is you don't you fuck around with more guys, but you need to give off that vibe that you are doing your own fucking thing and then all of a sudden then you're not so waiting in the wings marriage girl, because you're fucking busy- and there is a potential you may move the fuck on when a guy treats you like a door
and it's like you'll, be there you'll, be there every fuckin day when I come home. That is the fucking worse, because men specifically when they get that in their mind that, like they have that one girl that so nice and should always be there. It's almost more toxic, because then they feel because you're so understanding and you're such a good girl. He feels that he has the reins to then go and fuck other people and you'll always fucking be there. You need to start living your fucking life because I don't mean to be a fucking asshole, but usually what up happening with those guys is they'll find an in between of the? U who so carrying a nice, a marriage, material and then all the hose that he's fucking and I'll find like an end between of a really fine, crazy girl, is a girl for material and headstart start dating her and then you're gonna be like we we. What would I thought and its ignoble? You thought why
You literally just bucking, waited around and just we're waiting formed. What pick you know, go fuckin pick some one go pick, someone for yourself: don't wait to be chosen, ugo fuckin, to someone all right guys that is it for this week's episode? I love you guys. I think this is so cause! I'm not gonna talk to you guys next week. I will yeah my dig appointment and then I'm moving into my new place in New York City, which is super exciting. I might have logged that. I think it will be very fun. Thirty exciting, go, follow my Youtube, Chenildieu Alexander Cooper. Hopefully I'll get a log up soon. I fuck you purchase. If you guys want some merge, go to the March store its parcel sports darker, and then go to store and shop collared idea, we got a lotta good shit. I'm bring some of my emerged to my sexual appointment. Could I just like it's fun in flirty, and I think I am the ones that I made aware off the plane is gonna, be the cheat on him sure which is coming out soon. There
me, I know it's taken awhile. I love you guys. So much may show you keep writing questions weak and I have narrowed down the Daddy gang members that potentially may be coming on the show when we come back. So I hope you all all all have an amazing, safe ass July. Fourth, I'm so fucking sad, I can't say I'll see you fuckers Wednesday, but I'll see you fuckers in to Wednesday.
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