My name is run verges I've bail grateful excited about being Conan, o Brien friend. I've wanted to be I welcome the firms, pay their weapons o needs a friend to show where I use basically applied cast to meet people, see if they'll be my friend or talk to friends and wonder why we're not better friends, it's it's! am really, but one that seems to be working I'm here with my trusty us

in of Ossetia, hasten a high. You think I'm a pretty cool guy right. Am. I producer met goarly her Make you mad. You are. You are the glue that holds this thing together, I'll, try and yeah. You really are you where the gums are the fleshy red gums that hold the teeth in alignment you're covered in saliva and you're prone to disease. Anyway today's guest is, hilarious, comedian and also a terrific terrific human being I just toward with him. His name is run punches. But how does that my house, my mom, brings you coffee? Will you do? I will do you know, I want to point out to people that I've been touring with you. I just spent on an almost away

with you and I got to know you really well, I've always known you always loved your comedy. I love you was a comic. I love your voice both your actual voice, and your view of the world. You do this thing as a community, and that is so rare. You must start your act by saying I like to talk about things that make me happy. I want to talk about positive things, and so many comics come out and they have an axe to grind they're talking about what's wrong with the world, and you just talk about things that make you happy and it's hilarious. It's really funny, but it's a completely unique approach. Avalanches well lighted, nutrition. When I realized the job was saying the same jokes over and over and over again like I don't wanna go there and be angry every night in and manufacture some anger or I that doesn't mean I like to try to shy away from negative aspects of my life is just in general.

My my viewpoint in the prospective I have I try to keep is: what is the positive? situation. I tried her right, my jokes about that and when my favorite Joseph I first start now was just this joke. I wrote about the time where I was crossing the street from my apartment to convenience store and I was stuck in the middle. Intersection in this guy, just yelled at me and was use the crossword crosswalk inward. And I will use the crossword puzzle, inward wire and and so to me out beyond the older another negative, none positive about that, but I took a joke, but then, as I go, he's just worried about my safety, I would really prefer he doesn't want to hit me he's racist yeah by he is concerned for your safety. Yes, so ok to lose them

he's a safety conscious, racist. Yes, I see you really did find the silver lining. It's it's funny to, because you come out as it is. It hit the stages I make it so interesting. Because the things you're talking about things that you wouldn't guess at all. From looking at you, like you say I love rat professional wrestling. I didn't know that it's not something. I would have assumed that you loved that you love professional wrestling and you delight in professional rationally and if you really believe it's the greatest form of entertainment, if in the history of the world, yes, is the. Has any it's the most, and, as far as like look we're fake, you know Real we're fake fight in a word overall were I'll. Just working together to entertain people were not trying to hurry each other to mean that makes way more sense than something like USC or boxing, where you're late,

we're legitimately China heard each other. In this way, these people end up doing five or six fights, and then they have to retire in his, if, like once, it is due thirty years of fake fights ending were my makes sense to me. More entertain me. I work you getting. Her is now entertaining to me rise like this. Oh is entertaining to me right now. That's how I look. You are you also you analyze, Dwayne Iraq, Johns yeah, but I mean a lot of people do, but you have he's a godlike figured you yeah just because he did so many great things in wrath when he's the best reveller ever because he became popular wrestling and then he laughed and in movies and in what was great at that ever had to come back. He still wrestles when he wants to doesn't have to go back. He doesn't need the money and he took his addresses you know they they go I think a little bit of fame, but

they don't know how to handle their money and they never transition into something else, and he was one its people that was like I may take the same. Skills that make me great in wrestling and I'm going to apply those two acting and I'm going to do rolls at people. Ask me to do a magic. I do action movies and do all types of movies and in is the tooth fairy of the tooth fairy Bay do Amelia? He does a lot of things. He was in get shorty at a really small for cameo robot was really good. We played a really against type I'll. Just that's my way. Oh, he is taking this fear like him in the fast and furious movies. I do you I learn to like them now, because my son love them so much. We Nora realises the secret to those movies, especially as they progress when she get two four five, six seven I think they're on fifty five now one thing I learned about those movies is watch them as comedies and end lair. They are absent yes and

laughed aloud, hilarious and there's a scene in particular that as watching it that, I think maybe I turn to you about this. There's a scene in. I think maybe too fast in furious movies ago, before they battle the submarine with cars. But There is a scene where the rock they diesel, like each other, but the beginning of we can tell they don't like each other, I can win. These have to be saying goodbye to each other at the end of the movie and there Chin Chin almost staring at each other, but each look and you need to go and look at that union get my. It is one of the most amazing they made a choice and I think it was they neither character. Each character thought they were too cool to look at the other character, so they're, looking character thought they were too cool to look at the other character. So there looking past each other, but, like faces are almost touching and Never seen to humans interact like that before it's beautiful,

It's not that it's just behind the scenes on that table said so many ego fastened a furious. Imagine I love to see you love to see it. Are you gonna say something? I think I'm crazy plea. I shot something with the rock I shot With him I want to say about nine months ago, it was during a period when I was working out hard. I showed up and I swear to God I think I could take. Fine Looking at him- and I was thinking, I'm gonna go for it. I think I could take evidently as apprise. No one was that govern and no one would see that coming and I would I would go. I would go in hard and quick like ashes and I will return to do will take the leg. No, no. I would go first follow gophers face because I know that he would be self conscious, he's a movie star, but can be a little panicked and worried about his face and I'd go for the face. Oh panicked and worried about his face and I go for the face and then I would just ask

wild animal. I mean you have that type of work. I feel like it there's a part of you that has When you have this type of work, I feel like it there's a part of you that hasn't rage at your hide and are not high. I don't know me know, I'm an angry guy and then I'm trying to be nice. I really am adjust. I'm trying by vessels. Are you at all? I don't mean is true at all from the time that we spent the other this less, because when the reasons why from the time that we spent together that's because when the reasons why I think closer to you, was there are, I think you have to be nice Sometimes you don't want to be as nice as you are. What you use something new that makes you be nice in, and I have that in May, as well by Jesse where did you interact with fans after the show in when you interact with comedians after the show? And there's just are the facts?

there you we were lying on the fly and then you brought me a pillow. Are you moved a little no union Brandyball Naples where you move the little snacks that were black at my feet so that I can read hello. This is just a nice guy. I am I am a nice person on being a hundred percent eyes when I am a nice person and I created a lot of that to my mom and also probably somewhat too Catholicism, but she drilled young children. Then do us be nice and I want to make people happy but sometimes, if I think people are taking it, then java situation, or if someone really screws the over or screws over someone I care about. I am capable of immense hatred yeah and in a hatred at last, a lifetime as to size of a coin rays, if you, if you're able to be so nice and be so giving there's always Maybe that other side of you, I have that

me were I'm cause, people think you're. So Chile's relaxing unite to everybody Buzz. I gather if you cross, Sir align me this just I dont care not like. Oh, I wish were you destruction and just the FED by the all your dead to me. Are you mean nothing to me? and if I cut you out, I got you out and is not idle. Does I think it's a good skill? Is you, It's use useful in the past by Sometimes I have to learn now. I think, firstly, what relationships element not be looking for reasons that cut people out you're out there in the EU in the dating world. Right now, you have a study, grants a girlfriend she then become into with us in the second part of this trip. She's excite, oh god, shall get to know or land yeah she loves you. Should I questioned her about a lot of things I find out about her. If anything attempt her you hey, we run and come be with me. My face up up, and you want me to do that to test for Yale tells her resolve. You know.

The problem? Is I'm not this? sexiest. Guided, dangle unfriendly doesn't care much for that. I found out I'm this: Why why? Why did you just agree with what I put at the end? I do agree that that you had such an opportunity, an opportunity to go at a cone in no. But you do not you you, you said nurse. She doesn't care about that. You're on a non just muzzle similar to my You are a non traditional go. Looking man as in leg, You were to ask people what were the features that most people want and a man you don't really have their fears. I do not agree with you. I wish you gotta a hodgepodge mix together. Were people generally is like a book ass like a Picasso like it gets it lives. Is Suppose the look

again God, let's just say There is a god. You know they created me you just said like it's supposed to, like the yes and then dawn, the like Ryan, Gosling, more alike. Were your leg I want to be able to keep an eye on this one. So I'm going to make sure I can see him from far away: okay, you're, very honest, that's the thing I noticed about whether the guitar thing, oh god, that killed we were out. We were I'll. Just tell people that listen us onto were just last week, with RON and one of the other comics James Veitch. He got Agnew, guitar, aren't you very excited about it. An acoustic authorities stage and I have an acoustic guitar. I always have a guitar around just cause. It comes me down. So We turned up together. Is this test out his guitar and we just both got a plank something we are wandering next thing. I know we were. I think we are

and dressing room and you are in there and you were suddenly confronted by is to incredibly pale white guys with occurs, the guitars singing folksy music, not my first time. I immediately to my credit. Yes, you saw the look on your face and new We get the fuck out of here. I laughed, I think, James stuck around low birth, but you then proceeded to go on stage and talk about it to the audience and it was hilarious I thought I was really funny near- was really fun just to enable the fund has been so they would just me and Tailor Tomlinson back. Before you got back there and James is just there what is new guitar and he was tune in it up and he was asking request. An Taylor was trying to be sweet, and so she was as I can,

She and the sea is also not hamper. The sea was a chinese wages like. I can't think of anything is ironic any requests. I just go you're good at those, but to be honest, this just makes. Bianca after TAT, I would do who am I remember when our head right or make Sweeney, who you know MIKE's wakes three years, gone late night show it was his fur. Stay at work and he was about to leave for the day, and I stepped up to him with an acoustic Qatar started singing in his face and he said he didn't know me well enough to know that I was doing it in a joking way to be annoying. He was here because there is nothing you can do in that situation when you're confronted by people playing their instrument even Is there really good your ass? your comedian can't sit there and the like.

Man. That's real good yeah! You is put you in the back position. Could you do? Is you if you don't know the person? You can just tune everything out? What have you know them all its becomes leg? there you're a three year old and you had to sit there merely yeah yeah play more. You set a really funny thing: onstage, comparable writing it. I'm always Gov durable, tell people what you said you weren't onstage, and you described that you do you force us to listen, You play guitar in the dressing room for thirty minutes before, the show, and that I don't fool you understand, but now I get the gist of the women who have to deal with Louis figure with I do that it is only right where you are merely may maybe yeah yourself, very audience really thought

That was funny. I laugh then went back stage and broke my guitar and you know really lady. Was there all the staff on the plane and they are very good? Fine, less about you very inspiring part of your life. Is that how about a year and a half ago, two years ago you just last year you decided I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose weight, yeah so a baby of almost three years now three years now. It was around things given three years ago. Yet at my happiest like three three hundred and sixty pounds, and I always been heavy person and floating around The three hundred and then, when I got an undated boy, got some money. I would add one more options, and so I was able to raise Billy. I cheesecake for lunch.

Jeez stake for dinner and blew up look good on another fifty pounds and the three sixty and that's why without on the plain about how my mom was just she came, is a man. She was again like buying your clothes. This back again, and then Bill Lawrence on the show is like hey. I noticed you in the gym foresees an and then you come back second see, then that we like it stuck. So if you, if you want If you want more tools about this and you need help hooking up my trainer and then bill paid for the train, the first year in an end just support men, those really he's a nice guy he's a very nice guy. I really liked it because even the character- and the show was when, when I got the role, would like either over overweight a guy, and then he was just like look you're funny like we don't need you to be this guy. You can just be yourself and be healthy. Now before

and so you lost all his way. Yeah and you said, rob you said you're still. I should point out to people you're drinking glasses. Gravy I just never saw it it in Cannes, isn't step above egg knock knock as I I think it's funny, because you said that you're still getting used to your new body, have you told me set out here. I am I'm very employs giving my son's hung him like on your part, journal. I saw you like slumped over one point. Nine and I just was kidding, as I command sit up straight. You and you said warm getting used to my new body. Now shit now he's gotta again other oh yeah. Thank you because this is

The truth like I'm, is one of the reasons why I started going to wrestling school for a little bit was so I could throw my body around and figure out where it ends and begins, and now like when I go to work out how to set up some, my trainer goes up, me up. I like reach back and lake I'll try to brace myself as if I'm heavier like. I can't get up and he's a knife and he'll stop me he'll go like just get up. You can get up years near not that have a just get up, and after remember that and you ve, you found it to be advantageous. Your sex life, yeah yeah pig people- I can go longer now far and I mean both great people up. I don't pick people me. What are you talking about? I'm gonna have stronger some, because I can't I wouldn't know what to do. What does it mean pick them up here? Come up and carry on and play someone yourself, oh yeah, I would never occur to me too.

Well, I'm house villain adventurous for sure it didn't last long pull down. She was very excited about time. She writes that she you could Piazzi, then yes, and you said that you're having sex standing up yeah. That's a big thing, tat yeah! If I may pick, Oh, you picked her up and then you're acting out. Ok, I'm not even sure. Do you need me understand. Can you take me up and show I would need for that to happen. I would need a series of pulleys. I don't think I could zeros rallied around as well and brave now, and they happen while yeah. That's like you were in a moment of just raw pash, yeah power. You know such powerful tool. You have is your voice. Your voice is so disarming you're, so likeable. You're one of the most likeable performers that I've encountered, which is why I was so happy when you agreed to go on it. That

the tour with me: did you always like your voice? Did people out now course, not specially? then you know a black kid from Chicago. You haven't sweet voice. Wasn't the Vienna was an ideal it when they made you a target, if anything in LA people made fun of me for but that's I mean this one, the lessons I learn quickly. Things that people make fun of you for and are usually the things that set you apart and the things that you can then news to your advantage. You told me this once used to use your voice. Allied, you had a job working for a bank and people would only know you through the phone is not yeah and and you said that your voice, deceived people, sometimes yeah. Sometimes I I want the southern lady, play it out, if you think about that, but you would not disabuse them of that notion you and let them believe that you are southern they're just come in. I do like I'm wrong, but eventually pages here, Rhonda now

Thank you Rhonda you so nice alone worries on beyond. You're also very well. You talked about this on my show, but you were very your real human being. You want to be a human being on the other end of the phone when you represent in the bank I wanted to be a robot who couldn't help people now human being yeah. I could give money back. I just never re like banks that much they seem pray predatory from the outside hand and then, when I was working at the Bank of my ok, definitely predatory images from the way they structure the fees and available bow compare the actual balance and it's just a game became hard delight, was in the people on the phone and just nay, nay or explain into you like. Look I overdue by a dollar. You guys charge me like a hundred and fifty yards and fees and

I'm seeing in the math and I'm seeing their correct, I'm supposed to vote in a wider them be like. Well, you did this new, didn't you didn't know about this, and I venture to my none even if not my money could give it back of delay fire me, so you kept giving back my when you weren't supposed still and making the customer on the phone happy what pointed find out what you were doing about like six months, they usually have like little. They go over your score than things, and so what they were finds that I had like the highest survey call scores, because people like that are given back in that I was a sudden lady, a higher amount of money given back so they try to you know they just try to teach me not to do it and have to work at it.

I just get more. My mimosa, I just stop showing up to work. That was that's when I started doing stand up, was working at that bank pay it because I was so good at the call part of it. They. Let me make like a little funny, video about helping other people deal with stress at the job and the phone for a couple weeks, and I made this fun video now she's, really corporate, but was done with corporate chosen, they showed it at the corporate retiree, and so I got the hero like four hundred people is laughing at these dungeon in and then in my hand, and they all they're laughing and things I don't think you're funny. What if I did things that I thought were funny in so from then on ok, I wanna do comedy, and then they will not go back on the phones in right now, I got to go but I have my son, and so I just perfect phases stop showing up and captain paychecks for a few weeks until until it to fire me pretty sweet

yeah, so the comedy worked out pre quickly, Ella doubt liquor than most. To always remember that was around my friends, I say about six. Six years was, I pray started getting some money and get it. Red around me. I got alyosha, before there is mean those five years of mean raising my son, and he has. I'll tell them, so we had a lot of like his like, so security money and then I was working a part time. Job is lady Liberty dancer, but like there is no real money we are living like you know under indefinitely fifteen hundred a month for a few years, and so I was that mean that way boy on now here here I find out how he is video game he once he has for multiple system. He and you banker, you beg cookies form yeah. I couldn't form a girlfriend started taken through these phronsie she's trying to earn his trust.

Sweet yeah, that's really nice and that's also a good test for you. You wanted. It s this girlfriend. But if she's making cookies for your son, yeah she's already passed yeah. No, I trust- and I will try to sleep- was our place that you'll get a thrill out. I will say Wilson, I may be an unconventional assembly of odd features. I may Picasso, ask ass but I am going to bed you earth and there's little Eu Canada if the charm of these let's be eyes, translucent skin people hey, Google. That's why I mean I see this when you're on this when suited up your phone but casual,

now. It is time for a second colonel brain piece of the mortgage on his beach house. Pay them bills, dollar build our bill. Up up up up up, appeared mill dollar bill, that's out of just talk in the way the kids taught these days, and you think I don't get out much that's up up up up up up up a bid dollar mill dollar bill. So let's just talking the kids taught these days and you think, get out much did not. I was an incredible jock. What no captain of every team every single sports team, you can't change the narrative captain of every single team by high school. I feel like no one would believe that lost my virginity fifth grade.

Every team, every single sports team. You can't change the narrative captain of every single team by ice. I feel like. No one would believe that lost my virginity fifth grade. I was just incredible, so I don't know, but I told that people have a hard time of yeah, I'm sure with your awkward body. He's a nice girl? Yes, yes, you know I'd, it wasn't You seem sorry, usually when people feel really sorry, they laugh so hard. They can't catch their breath. Okay, so now you win, I had some difficulties in high school. Yes, you know I'd it and all smooth sailing what yeah? Ok, that's really funny yeah. I guess the jokes on me yeah anyway laughing at you again. We hear nothing when upon Castillo here. No, anyway, this new show a new show called every, things, gonna be ok, and heard the sun. They show up it's. It's quite compelling, sir

and ceased a characterise character. Her dad is dying. Her gay australian, half brother moves in two razor. End of the show, is called everything's going to be okay and it's these two characters. Matilda and genevieve- and this does not sound like your typical sitcom Matilda has autism and Genevieve is Just- I'm too someone who's dressed up like a quote? Child did widow, and these characters. I guess have all these adventures: I have a half brother Nicholas, there's a funeral. Everyone shows up, apparently they He's got a little off the hook. This may sound depressing, but I'm told this show is really find a watch. I'm sorry, did you see a little off the hook? Yeah! That's that's all! That's always kid say it sounds like it could be depressing, but then it's off the hook. Now, although I used to correct ok, yeah so maybe you're in Kronk village. Why I'm quite content- and I use that

Equally, I re worried I don't throw a hazy over. There are losing oh, my guide, everything's gonna be ok, that's the name of the show. Out of here? I just turned eighty fittings premiers January, sixteen thirty, eight thirty, seven, thirty central on free form. That's right! watch, all my entertainment free form check it out. You are someone who likes to enjoy life ii. For you. That does mean video games. You love videogame earlier yeah absolutely you love marijuana. I do. I may be the last person alive that cause it marijuana a balance it out, though I don't like to fill compromise, as my trainer will say, any time I'm not doing well my exercises in striking a balance a

but have fun, and once I realize again that my job is to have fun make people have fun. Oh I get to do this. I get to just smoke pot and play video games because I'm supposed to be having fun I'm supply. Be a gesture, and why would I go around acting serious or try to be brief in, I think, is a trap of when you get a little bit. Faster than you you're like a now I buckle down and a real professional, because that's what they why images like no, they would did you want is what you weren't very beginning. I've had people tell me that it would be good for me to smoke pot or because I'm seem tightly wound to them and I've. Had a number of people over the years say it would be good if you took edibles or smoke pod. If you did some of that, is that something

since we are now friends in and the fact that you're, honest pod cas means that we are front yeah. You know this is, if you ve made it masses of huge deal like for you. Would saying be honest with me: do you think I need to be a little medicated that way now I'm am always I'm never ago, lay pushes people in the smoking a bunch of part if they don't want to things like you, too the star at that level. I am thirty six years all other. My mom has recently started and you love in it. So it could be helpful, but No, how old is your man, my mama, sixty two? Ok, so I'm good deal younger than your mom yeah. Ok, but I want you to put me in the man counted the Astor use. You think I'm too was made going on in. That is your personality linked to change that and mellow you out. It would be too dull were what makes you you and if you

want to do it just for fun. I would love to smoke pot with you. That would be a dream come true, but and also some fun to videotape But can you actually do it on the next cycle? The giraffe assure do smoke it or do we eat something? How does it work and even now, how am I do both, but were already huge every year? So I dont think starting with animals is a good idea to strong too strong. You don't know what you're doing it again into I'd. Rather, I would rather sat up a fine evening for you. Where is like? Ok, we'll get your guitar. And we'll get. Guitar is not part of this equation. We're not I'm never. You were never going to see me with a guitar after you compared me, do you know what you did? I never knew a lame hand roses wish. That is not how I must add. That is more like playing a cello masturbate

Why do you want to do you want to? I don't know I've mixed, I usually don't want to. I usually don't want why. Because I feel like overall, like who I am and if I'm gonna take the edge off to me, that's two glasses of wine. Ok, yeah! My kind of thing where, as opposed to you, jazz cigarettes wacky to baggy. You know on an orchard, kids, coevals, Gladys, Devils, lattices. I don't know I think another gets a good fit for me. You know, that's an I think I know who you are far better. I can't drink, I'm allergic dougall makes me projectile. Vomit, am I throw closer, is a true and yet so I guess

for me. It is like that now did you find that out? Eighteen, oh, my god, you took one drink and you throw closed up a new dramas guy. I did. I lay down at a party and I just wait. For it to pass, and then my friends are like. Maybe it was what you drank. Celeste, try something different happen again and again, and ok lashes was like okay, let's just just said: isn't we? go through every time, a valid. What they were like, yes, give you the value, we're not Dimas you yeah yeah, but as like, and for me I always had an interest in part and, like I told you, my son, and he has no interest in his. He has more interest in beer. Do something he always like the we gotta based games and he just always here the guy and he just yell it. The eyes call Bear Enzo. These older. His we talk and he's a thing he do who things we need is for old people

thirty one drink beer or when he gets older. How old is he now he's? Sixth, he's fifty fitting okay, so he's gotta go wait a little while yeah unless the Irish had it been drinking in Utero Burma like Tommy, Chong, everything He's like everybody is moves. We arab, I saw a man is showing you everybody in the world smuggling in Niger, leaned over even baby, there's a high. All school out there, which is like it's. It's naturally cures all ills in the world to be a better place. Very, was high and I think now wouldn't know just be taking longer pauses and our centre is there nothing would work. Very little would get done. That's just to me in this. Then type a mindset where people have on anything where they're like this one thing, if this was different, world, be different artists like if women rule the world everything be different. It's like every power corrupts you know so you're not like

If women were on power, you everyone would be nicer, some things would be nicer in some women would be assholes and just like some guys or nice, and as when they get power, but an asshole I liked it part of your philosophy of life is get pedicure is get manicurist. Yes, yes, yes, They carry yourself now I get very self conscious. I have messed up toes, meaning, toenails grow into the sides and really hurts, and I finally had to go see. Someone may day said you gotta get pack, you gotta cures and I'm incredibly uncomfortable having someone it's it. Feels wrong dinner mean it feels like and so on. We try to make it up to them by asked them all about their life. Things and then yeah? I know they just want me to shut the fuck up, but I want you know. I want to become their best friend.

Because I want to compensate for the fact that their literally kneeling in front of me caring lie caring for my for you like that is lag. Am I don't? Let me in the eyes bring me a drink and just take error. My and now pay you a great amount. It made me I could bring you a drink where you getting your toes done to bring you a drink, what kind of drink, whatever you want my place, but me, and I just drink like a sparkling water, but if you want it like a glass of whiskey or whatever, Where is this place is Why have mangrove down in the Natasha and she's, private and, as who I want to promote the word, but but this idea that they bring you a drink. Natasha, bring you a drink or your house's how's, your brains me drink, either on private place, based pathos, hammer and nails, and they they bring huge its arm from four men, only enable

bring. You drank a jungle in their yeah. I want to actually do an ad for them right now. Hammer nails, ya, think they change their name. Let the work now some add that was the lad, was worth at least four. Ten thousand dollars I went out at waste is probably closed. Maybe they just became a bar now and they didn't even do feed agent, Does the drinks nap up up up up, but you know what we're doing really well on the drinks, Oh I've, rigour that this and no yeah wrapper but I'm anyone know of. Are you aware that them old odor black women call you Conan. Are you aware that? Yes, that's fine, yeah, that's so far I remembered I was walking down the street in New York and a very large blue woman was walking the other way towards me, and she saw me and she hit her friend on the arm and she said that

Colonel Ryan, from the radio. I said she got so many things. Is wrong in such a short sentence. Can enemy ass, Kono Ryan from the radio from the radio, Ryan Conan New mathematically can't be more wrong about me in his sense. But do you not? I I hear a lot The Americans are always saying you're crazy to me. They think I'm crazy. They laugh and they bay. They're happy, you see me, but they say you're, crazy Yea were comedies both the baby

I will say, will you are full, I'm a fool. I am I a grave the ideal that guy's great yeah, the high poplin odds, good, a hacker. That's good at in mines usually revert. One time I did the show was Washington and stand some friends and her his girlfriend came fit a show, and then we came back to his house and he he's a very soon typical, more tougher black do and then he was. I her budget will communist Yoke Diana her best good. He just met me for the first time it is talking to me his eye is, I know you seem pretty cool. You seem pretty funny again prefer he looked about black people talk with you. Re too, don't worry by by people for whom the fact that the greatest There really helped me as fantastic

Yeah we were at a time regret at once to back like it. I knew that I could talk to four, probably not hours, while we will next week when word flying around everything. Can I come to my house. Come on. My pack has come the plaza right now. I'll get in bed were wrong functions. We just talk about getting better alive with, usually is about a lot about career, but sometimes it gets spiritual and then some time, It is just about, like you, know, health, physical change, I'll doing evasion and way or mombi there. Ok, I mean I'm gonna go Inigo. Do your podcast, I am also going to promote you as a human. Being. Iran functions is one of the funniest comics. Working and he's also a delightful human and it's just an honored to hang out with you, it means a lot to me.

Is a literal dream. Come true that the fact I'm even here saw me the latter me in the fact- you, like my comedy and respect my comedy when I hear the compliments like that, and the fact that you have had me on your show so much in and even I haven't had things necessarily that were worth promoting on your show. It made me, go: ok, I'm I'm ahead it in the right direction. Yes, yes, and I just want to trick you in the same nice Let me do the dvd rapid out, which is exactly what I just did that round lunches and now is the time for another instalment of counter o Brien pays off the mortgage on his beach house. Ok. This is interesting on a previous pied cast zone and I had an impromptu, drawing, contest,

each had to draw a dog- and it was around Christmas time- and then left? up to you Podcast enjoy air to so called podcast enjoys pack has listeners, A better word. Look as you can listen to a pie, cask and oil joy, which the word is there. A word pod What is listening listener? Why do you hard cash listener? We're because we have a whole generation that car is everything down into one syllable and You already have podcast, which is true syllables when you add listener, which is three years think by now did be called something people that closing CAS. What would you call that parties you know Hey you parties! what's wrong with that. Why you laughing at that those You know that I mean you call a person who watches tv, a tv viewer or a movie watch her. So there's

I cast listener. It's the it's the thing and then what you do. I just think it could be better. New parties. We asked him bunch of you who had been better drawing who had the better drawing you voted, and this is crazy. I want a lot of you voted over eleven hundred people have voted this idiocy. That's makes me sad about America, it does I bet you did eleven hundred of you voted whose the puppy dog with a Christmas bo. Drawing is best cast your vote. There are culture in seventy one percent liked cones Doodle, twenty nine percent thought soda had the better doodle you were destroyed. I was, I wasn't, even close tests. No, that is not close it or something.

That's supposed to be open to you now and subjective fear your taste in art, but no over. Well now I mean here you are a famous person. I am not a famous per se hope, that's the reason, draw and picture mind look out. Q mine is that's just two years as dead eyes. That's what's funny about at the sea dead eyes it snoopy. Has you know that was Grognon. Has when you have dead eyes, it's just funny. And also mine has a joke. My dogs looking sad and he saying I'm jewish he's thinking your dog is just this is something you learn to draw out of learn how to draw a puppy book it right. Is it not a nineteen? Eighty nine and you learn this and you been doing ever since mine. This is me, like Jackson Pollock or Picasso hurrying through that effortless that such a ban, effortless expression of creativity, Wi Fi.

Back because it was alive. I would tell Picasso it to do as I have also screwy. That's not how I learned you gotta do is your told in art? No, that's not, artists follow directions, ain't Picasso once now. Those eyeballs are all screwing, see straight nose out, you'll earn more money on those painting see. That would have been you. If you talk that way and you lived back on Picasso was alive. I would tell Picasso it to do his eyeballs raw screwy. That's not how I learned you gotta do is you're told in art. No, that's not! That's you! That's not me! I am unbridled. I cannot be tamed, I'm a wild stallion and artistic beast. I am smoke and I am fire cheese and I am chatter. I need to go to the hospital you are comparing our doodles to worked by. Picasso will now mine yours this looks like overwhelming

Take care and his friend made this saying I'll pay. You fail there. If I dare say it came made this party rio and taught me, do men asks how well hope you make it mine look That's a fact, one out of four year, which goes Newsome glue, but first and we'll put upon Gaston. While we have Almost one out of four people preferred mine here, saying the statistics on one out of four parties when out of That's parties, Marin glue, sniffing, maniacs, that's nice, so the people who voted for me we're sniffing glued during the pie cast. Then you went on twitter while they were high on glue sniffing. I think some Eliza devoted for you didn't even know that they were on Twitter. I think they thought they were ordering dominoes pizza lights ass. They thought there ordering a pizza, they got confused and x and they voted The angry suited people who voted for me we're sniffing glued during the pike has. Then he went on Twitter, what

They were high on glue sniffing. I think some Eliza devoted for you didn't even know that they were on Twitter. I think they thought they were ordering dominoes pizza lights ass. They thought there ordering a pizza. They got confused and annex in they voted accidentally for you. If I was to be friends with one of these puppies, I would be friends with my puppy instead of your year. Dead eyes. Puppy. As zero personality to it. It's a damn dog you drew dumb puppy mine, just assaulted, me, two percent of all parties. To think about that I want and I'm gracious in my victory. All your grace hurts gracious your gracious winner. Yes, I'm ok, there's one thing you can say about me: it's that I'm a gracious

and humble winner. None, that's not something I'd say about you, an incredible victory. I think you're, a terrible person says that is here to go to line on me, Samia, one percent. I know- and you know it- it's not your. I think you're a nice guy, I'm a nice guy in real. If I play this crusty guy but really on species are met. And we will get an editor too. Something in there are major, not awkward. If we four down yet one of the nicest guys place you'd miss He hadn't gotten outside a lot. I think if you wanted to be evil, no one could touch you. Yes, but you choose to use your powers for good, yes That's a nice thing. Seventy one percent crush you do

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