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I am excited because today we are talking to someone I really admire and respect take Natasha since the first time she came a my show. I've just like she's got where the most unique approaches to comedy out their scope. Very, very individualised voice. Does no one else like her and I really any story brave to. She takes a lot of chances. Inner comedy and I'm saying all this because she's here and I want to embarrass her- take thank you for being here. As the longest pause recorded in the history of vodka ass, you haven't heard me. Another pod can have done some pray monumental. Pausing really is to be some one pausing in here today. Well, that was pretty good right. There.

You want some will say. I calculate you burn about two calories a year. To this studio from the front door. What I thought was the studio into your pack has to a certain I burned many a calorie locking here, yes, are. We should come clean, we're gonna, Wanna brothers studio, but people walk into the giant socio which houses a television show than you keep walking in walking in walking, and then we have to walk for about ten minutes to get here. I know I did it. I now you tell me, you didn't like ten thousand Tell me you didn't like ten thousand steps it getting too well. What do you think of my statement? Take hilarious person. I admire,

you're coming style. The first time I saw you, but you have not, but you have, and you have you have nerves of steel you will risk anything. You are not afraid to. Energy, sometimes almost next to no energy at all and just to use the power of your thoughts to make people is to use the power of your thoughts to make people really laugh very hard. I don't have that kind of courage, to use my body the way a clown would, courageous know what really isn't it's it's what I call a last resort. If you want some the first time you came in or show, I think you just push, stool back and forth. Get the noise of the stool and when I heard that you're gonna do try something like that. I thought: there's a ninety eight percent chance that this just wont work do you know? My one regret was that day

I didn't do it the entire time that I was on the show. Because I often with some jokes right- and that was me being a coward. Oh, so you did actually show a little bit of fear as our you're saying. Well, I just I think that it wasn't even fear it was just that was like the set that I had put together like these jokes and then all end with pushing a stool around for a few minutes and as many classes there. Yet listen to what you just said was, we just said is L, do some jokes and then I'll go to my sure fire. I will push a sterling finale around in front of people and the dual med and the nerve, and it was the nerve of what you're doing and the stool did make kind of a funny sound as you pushed it when you started to do at my heart, was in my mouth,

started to do at my heart was in my mouth, because I thought weather in love, I'm in love, I'm in love- and I know this woman is in love with me- I have no doubt that she's attracted to me yeah, of, I think that's a special kind of person, especially in comedy comedians, and I put myself in this category there's a neediness, no matter how much we try to get away from the neediness and you seem very unique and as a compliment I dont see the neediness at all I don't see it. So. How does that work Oh, I don't know how it works, but I don't feel needy. I mean, of course, there's hence of neediness amene I'm on stage, but I am, I also feel like I've become more comfortable and confident and

now. I want to do a great job when I m- and I I know that when I started up and I was doing the road and I was going through middle america- and you know the time would come up to me and just be like? Oh thank you. So much we ve been save our money for a baby sitter and go out to IE, and this is just such a fund night and it was- I remember really hit me like. Oh right, there are people. They don't Have the luxury of just going out whenever they want whether it's for financial reasons are getting a babysitter and that kind motivated me like you have to do a great job. Every time again state cause. There could be somebody that Save their money to go see and you do terrible job, but I also just think fit in

the bigger picture of life of looking at what we're all doing and what I'm doing in that moment, it's it's hilarious, even if I bombing. Sometimes I think it's kind of amusing, even though I want to do a good job and get the crowd back. When I was preparing for my special a couple of years ago, I went to a club in Florida and there is a poster promoting my appearance. It said Tiggle tomorrow from God, color notes and I was like- oh my god, this is this- is so amazing a show, and I cancelled after one season the knife had me on one purpose:

briefly and muscle you had appeared on Garfunkel and I had as a guest star. So briefly, right- and I was like that means it probably whoever was making this poster was so unfamiliar with me that they and so they just put that as my credit and and then I went in and proceeded to have the worst show of my career in years, sir, I business it's a quitters, a silence is a crowd, is quiet. Yes, sir very quietly plea, I was what indicated we're getting this down for the record very quietly three. I was what indicated we're getting this down for the record. Yes, so it was that it was a lie it. It was a crime seeking lose. It was so how Larry sleep bad for where I was in my career manned, and I was that terribly anymore and I was trying to do theatres and clubs and colleges and living rooms and whoever

but take me to just really work out this material, and here I was in a common club. Florida and nuts was working and I finally was a slave. I just started laughing a little mice. I was full only here and there are paying money and, like I think I normally even do bigger venue than those right and it usually goes well and nothing I am saying, is registering with this: entire room loses: It has to be funny today, like they were kind of look at me like care. I guess it is kind of funny, and then I just I can't be like yeah. I guess that is kind of funny, and then I just I got a stage and I went and sat down with this couple that was sitting in the front row at their tail. Oh and I was like

is happening like I? How is it you guys collectively our baffled by and once I started talking to couple in the front row there is a collective response of lake This is funny. This isn't going well and any we all sitting in that moment. About whereas, like what do you think what it will Is it where you do want more energy to you, a show is more vulgar or and we're just kind of having this open discussion within a town hall meeting yeah how's your comedy Anne and I was sitting at the table with somebody I just abandoned. The stage knows dislike why can we do to make it's better, because I am not like a focus group. I was like I'm not what you're looking for this instrument as take, and so by

to a certain point. Everybody kind of turned the ship around and they were on my side and then I went back on stage and then I started perform again and I somehow made sense to them and I was able to leave the show with some dignity, but I think that I just have that feeling of it's really not a big deal. Whatever happens cause I feel like everything's. Ultimately, ok, I don't think you could have done that if it was your first night, not air. This took this the fact that you knew yourself? You knew you had something to offer and you are getting a completely different reading that enabled you to go down and say, like. Let's talk this year when there's also. I have it on film this very early in my first year of stand.

Doing and open might get a coffee shop and my friend Derec had come to videotape me. I think problem. Because I had told him I was making some. Ah grass and and things are going well with my material, and so he came out. He kicked out of use filming me and nobody was laughing exam. Derek in this high pitched his steed recall, set of laughter because nobody was laughing at me. That was the first time I experience that moment of leg. This is whole areas. Nobody Nobody thinks what I'm saying is plan and I ended amused me and on stage I just I started genuinely laughing because- and I felt I comfortable in it, but it again I'm not an

a comedy like a night right. I don't want to make, while measurable, but I do think some people think some things I do can be considered anti comedy, but I really I want people to laugh. I want people to have a good time right. You want to be an entertainer, not a performance artists, to nail in age the crowd here. You know, but I do know that there are times and I have alienated crowds and end there like. I don't think it's funny not for me and I don't blame him, one dead. My goal is to make ever buddy laugh, say I think it's odd that you feel, like you do, on the ear Whenever you said about the nano, do say clown too to yourself

to me. No one ever said clown. You just said that there was a crime I think I did say earlier than I e that Latvia, who, whatever that is about your personality, you have the epitome of the off kilter delivery and way and sensibility that it it's like. I wanna play that's cool. I do I'm just will admit. Being a hundred percent honest. I I do. I was always want people to be happy when they leave and I want to show to be funny, and I dont want to let anybody down and so on. My wife is always or anyone whose, with me, is always commenting on a mountain the world. I will go entertain other tables in a restaurant ay and that's

That's where I heard a word that, yes, that's where the media, where the needing islamic end, we are different. I don't see you doing now. I I am just as happy making a table full of people at at a restaurant and an italian restaurant laugh. Really hard, as I am if it's happening on my share of that baffles. My children and my wife don't understand until we're where I confused my wife is when I, when I get acting jobs or anywhere, I'm working, I love connecting with people, and I finding my buddies and having a good time and that's like solely the reason why I take jobs is it sounds fun. I gotta go I wanna go. Do that or view around that person and Stephanie laughs at me I mean I,

the person that solely there to make friends. I am not there to forward, a career in any way, I'm not her to do a thing, and I call her from from certain, unlike an than those ties with mad goarly, we're doing this where you ass, you asked me what I had about some of my amendments. Eight, take it easy clone dick. He was the closest to me. I don't feel that with Of course I am but yeah when I'm on onsets I'm like I can not wait to hear the first time in my life and she's. Like light, cannot lead away. What an urge you are out there making friends. Sometimes I feel the need to play up. My day was harder than it actually wise. When I come, I can't hide it because I I I you know, I want my wife who you know

working really hard on her projects and she's also working hard to doing so much. The kids and then I come home at some simple little English on the bottom and I gone. I only had to do the show and then we had this podcast as I will now you one of you Repeal people taken came over and you just talk to pack. The attack today you're clowns in my clown soon You have said very good, sound, otherwise, my clown don T do it again now we had one reason us that's fantastic. You are a very needy, perform, see tat. She has no I'm giving I'm telling you now she has no device and take is making that noise and that reveals you'd be you're gonna be playing Vegas in two years time, when I close my shows with the clown horn for twenty minutes

and then I make fun of grown man really do it again, don't want more entire sir wages. We laugh. I worry we're I'm just delighted by it. The same every time, which seem strange that seem as a sign of low intelligence, time, why by right now that was banned, When was that, they are getting more, is getting worse and I have to hear yoyo take a break and then not got a commercial for. Can we now know now? I still have things to understand why? go that no one saw journey and deaf leopard together. We do lie upward heavy. Why? Why? Because it's there Because dude Egg sugar, one law on board, too

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radio and anyway I I got to know him and his girlfriend. I think his wife at the time you Ellen yeah. When you she's gonna give people epilepsy. Is absurd movement I spent a lot of time on that island with that guy Khazars. Nowhere to go Rick Alan and. Got to know him and his wife really well and knows that girlfriend If it was girlfriend a wife- I don't recall, maybe they got married on the island, they didn't Rick Ellen from death library. The word of God listen, Are you still in touch with them? Will now because because afterwards afterwards, I think

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after getting to know them, so I decided not to get to know him better. That's now a euro looking for and a friend, you know guys indecisive. She did that, but he has one arm and he was doing that's I'll cut that, but that's just man than I somehow menus, keep that what you have that. Why would cut this the image of of like that kind of abuse, but the fact that he's doing that with one arm also is such a strange vision, yeah Run rocky shawls, Aviano, we're talking about domestic abuse and we're talking about I'm not laughing zone is laughing smiling, really big. No, that's not a smile, that's gas! I I'll take a domestic views very seriously it will with we come back from the

we didn't we didn't. I don't even know it's been caught here. Where we go, we don't have the money to cut these things and you're on your way to take a quick break. We may not come back, I'm not sure, but will be bad very soon or Willie character. But the break. What they got for many people, high schools and embarrassing time of life. It can be embarrassing that are a few had that sooner I did not. I was an incredible jock, what no captain of every team, every single sports team. You can't change the narrative captain of every single team by ice I feel like no one- would believe that lost my virginity. Fifth grade. Ok, I was just incredible, so I don't know, but I told it, people have a hard time of yeah, I'm sure with your awkward body see upsets supper

You seem sorry, usually when people feel really sorry, they laugh so hard. They can't catch their breath. Okay, so now you win, I had some difficulties in high school. Yes, you know I'd it. And all smooth sailing. What yeah? Ok, that's really funny yeah! I guess the jokes on me yeah anyway laughing at you again. We hear nothing when upon Castillo here, no anyway. This new show a new show called every. Things gonna, be ok, and heard the sun they show up. It's. It's quite compelling, Sir I think a key character? Her dad is dying her gay australian half brother moves in two razor end of the show is called everything's going to be okay and it's these two characters, Matilda and genevieve- and this does not sound like your typical sitcom Matilda has autism and Genevieve is just as someone who's dressed up like a quote child whore widow, and these

characters. I guess have all these adventures. I have a half brother Nicholas, there's a funeral. Everyone shows up. Apparently they he's got a little off the hook. This may sound depressing, but I'm told this show is really find a watch. I'm sorry, did you see a little off the hook? Yeah! That's that's all. That's always kid say it sounds like it could be depressing, but then it's off the hook. Now, although I used to correct ok, yeah, so maybe you're in Kronk village. Why I'm quite content- and I use that equally way. Where a I don't throw a hazy over. There are losing oh, my guide, everything's gonna, be ok, that's the name of the show out of here I just turned eighty mecca. Premiers January. Sixteen thirty, eight thirty, seven thirty central on free form, that's right watch all my entertainment free form check it out.

Take back again good, so much talk about it, what I do is I'm a bit of a zealous egg. I click into the energy of the person, I'm with an eye to eye caught a match it. So when Gallagher was here on the podcast, he was smashing things and I was very hyperkinetic when carried top was here. I was all over the place. Women or men. Do you ve been here six episodes in a row. I was you know uninvited exactly he just eat. We actually put adoring so how he can't get in and we spread faced with german germs- he's a germ of bite. I match their energies, but today I matching your energy and I find you think them matching take a little bit here and I really low guy urinary really chill. I'm really chill

Bon Dieu AL you haven't at all. No no you haven't bought me out. I just want to look like a fool by having my energy go. A pie like any great jazz musician- and I am great Giles musician I like to find the energy of my power, jazz, and then did you do to Lebanon. Baby sabotage seaweed. That happened together, take tag, and then I come in Is this an instrument or you're near human voice instrument that you're doing deleted my voice. That's me, scouting, now right right, never know if it's Gerald scanning the I am an incredible person, I'm incredible person,

I am a historic figure. And I think Imagine your energy right now. I like I said you are very. Of contained tell a story about Tig. Not long ago, I went on a tour and before I went on the tour to do some commie stealings you try out my material in front of nice audiences take very kindly invited me to come into her show the show that you do at Largo every month every month, and so I said down there, making clown horns, compromises the crowd, standing ovation and then they all file out. Just like the most incredible again. She did it again. You invited me come along. I was backstage way to go on and you open the show. You don't even go out on stage. This is how will a customer unknown says at any moment. They should this. How cool a customer tag? Is Europe

stage with MIKE and you open the whole show and you're, not even on stage. They can't see you and you're. Just talking and you destroying, and I thought You actually never really have to go out there. You could have just stayed backstage the whole time. There was a magic trick. Sir do a couple years ago, but like to have only one performer before me after I got married and had kids, and I just stir, this kind of winding down the hanging out uncommonly clubs every night I and to start really utilizing my time, onstage Largo, so I just have one opener that does anywhere from fifteen to thirty minutes: I am yet do it. The last stage and I'm benign uraschimataro right, you, to spend more time, may face. He wondered span then shipped.

She's out. You wash your face. Why and why the order by failing to brush my teeth and then, if I get toothpaste on my face and wash it right off is wiping out of tat really quickly. And I'll try had tonight. You wash your face. First, it's it's, it opens the poor is its calming of in an and then you brush the teeth and you pyjamas should only be on by that point. That's the first step and came nightgown MIKE, I know you didn't take should know I didn't they. Should you in pajamas now, however, a long life and then I have to lift up slightly trip on. Do you also where a nightcap, I don't, You think I do, but I am lifts. I got a little and then I walk over at low the candy. And then I have to walk back across the room in darkness and hope I don't trip over the tat

again then. Have you ever heard a noise in the night, let the candle and with your nightgown, and if you will permit me the image, unite cap and gone looking through the house of course, and gone down along staircase and found a rogue mouse with a piece of cheese and sir and scolded it yet and then going back up to your bed, him told biologist. Thank you. I just want to picture lad I want to get in trouble for this, but my wife's, my wife's father, a lovely man, wears a dickensian night it has to say- and I have seen him come out of the bedroom when too, investigate a noise to use the restroom wearing a nightcap. Dead did that

However, a great he's wearing a nightcap you're. Looking for a plan, can someone bulgy, he's wearing a nightcap dead, they scrooge where's when the ghosts come. Not did you check that often you guys know I'd wrote Scrooge. I just I don't even know why road scrutiny, but yes and I dont- want to sell em out because he's a lovely guy I really but he does, he wears a nightcap and people need to know and I needed to get that will. Hopefully nobody listens to this part cast. He listens to the castle, he's your one subscriber. He is the one guy with a snake.

I got a job. I die now out of shame he's pulling the night cap over his eyes and over his face in hiding. His whole body oversold, it's a now, a body condom. I don't really were, and I again I didn't think you did now. I've been, gonna bet onstage lately were when I am get to the part of me in bed. I mention I'm in a nightcap and I feel the audience confused and then I have to let him know that it's ok. I know I know at their feelings. Let them know that you understand disconnect yeah, I dont really were again and then there's a have disappointed to see disappointed, Coralie you're a very weird man. You want us all in nightgowns all the time I would like that. I'd like. I think you do well the picture everyone and then I care you know you you're a creep you just through and through creep

a creepy side too, to crack at some point for you now. Let me ask you you. Had this huge you and Stephanie these children may, your man I was looking at map or talking to my interviewing style tax ethnic violence is interesting. I find that I get I get them, honest answer at a people right now, looking at take away from take, but I'm talking to take and I'm curious une Stephanie have these two children. Yes, we do No man, I'm not talking to you just listen. He was I talk to you. Is this something were when you talk about them in your comedy. Do you ever feel guilty? I get this hitch now when I talk about people, if I have an idea about my kids or something I get this like little hedge. Like can I talk about that? I talk about my kids or do you just go for it? It's a new thing, thinking about because I didn't think about it at all. I just liked it everything is lower,

as it happens, all talk about my parents didn at me, an aim which share certain stuff on stage that my mother used to move the air from one cheek to the other back to the other issues. Uncomfortable wasn't with something happens a year, comfortable with what I just said. You acknowledge and she'd move the air back and forth cheek to cheek shake hands like you're moving air from actually, Yes, I'm a little like that. She didn't want to ever at me and I think, being raised that way of lake. Do it. You want What you want say what you want, I just kind of did it it list, because known comedians that over the years many comics come on, I know he'll just tear apart there kicks episode

The school of comedy make is this stupid tags here I wish they die when it be great if kids died and you're, not you Toshiba and then afterwards, sometimes I'll see them go out in the hallway in their kids or their knowing. I was it like. It is fair and I just I think, bow you know, even when the materials really solid

I question that last June. How can you? How do you separate that? How do you, how you able to you, know them in my materials? Nothing like that you're with me, but I've seen you do a lot of stuff like to put it down using means very unanimously near you have whole chunks and are just like stupid. It's too big to those facts, so see some facts. You when you get that whole time in your career, you just going that people would do well sinking of fat people here. She goes again one of her patented cruel routine. My son- and here I am sharing information. But we have an AU pair from Scotland. And he is just this room workable man he's so beyond his years he's twenty six he's a triathlon he's the again his his.

A thoughtful person is writing a book. He is just he's so wonderful, he walked out of the room the other day, my son MAC, said there as big ol fat Andy, like first of all he is easily things in triumphantly. Second, I'm all no money in our house ever I never said anything like that about anyone near and truly. Where did he? That is right. And then an it's going to join the other night masses stingy, Andy, where is it is coming from wow Rickles passed his sphere, it must have gone somewhere

probably on the seat ethically passed away September in the time that your children were born. So the Lego is that an example like should I be sharing about that's harmless here. I think everything so shared about. My kids is pretty harmless yeah, but but I still do feel embarrassed them? I want them to think I'm cool, actually the first time in my life, I really cared about what someone thinks about me is Daphne and my kids now I've propria, but I something unfamiliar to me. I of course love people like me, but not to this level of I really care really care and its and I'm amused the I'm in this situation, where I am care that hedge I've been on the New STAR Trek Series. I know, and so I tell the boy is the work on a spaceship space rocket.

And so that they think I do you are, and I've told you this you are the last person in the world I would thought would be, but have picked to be in a sigh I didn't serious and in to be in that they picked you picked me, that's gyp spits saw. Have you seen a picture man myself? Yes, I have it will it makes That's when you see me and my sue yes, but I feel like that is true, I didn't see this coming, I didn't think it made sense. I thought of it be great. If you this was your plan all along. I say that our out our trump Gonna do this particular act that I do and I'm gonna get this following and then I'm gonna get a conventional star tricks here. My comedy has sent me the outer space and enough that's good or bad those. Things when you just don't know I've had many things in my career. You know Nobel these prize and various accolades and ward said. I see. Coming sure my

my career has been a mystery to me and I think there are too many people around me. Ok, what's the matter with you now you looked at me like you wanted me to say something on it I would like now can I wanted approve of where you have to bear you're back? You just need to take a break from the clamour. Could you you can ever play Vegas, I love the idea of you in a room at Vegas having a residency. Have you played I guess I have and actually have a story on may be a special about my Vegas experience, aka what I've been was. I was opening for a comedian, It wasn't going grade and between the early and late show? I just stayed in the venue in back our table and my agent call

me and said: hey the venue is thinking. This kind of weird that you hang out at that one phone call and asked: if you cannot please leave between the early and late show, and I was like, oh there embarrassing so I am so on top of not doing well. Why don't shows they ve made a call to ask me to please stop paying out between shows. They want you out of fear area, and so there is an ice cream shop, so go have an ice cream between early and late show and thin ice cream shop. Then my time there and then go back to the late show. And after each show year they expected to hang out and shake hands and with the audience, and and so do that, and one night I went back to

I hotel room owe us the end of the week of ASEAN and the weak, and I had gone to get paid by guy, that have book me and I'm here the Czech and then I I left my back to my hotel room. And hung out in my room check me now whatever and then I went in to brush my teeth and wash my face in that order. Hope so and when Looked at myself in the mirror. I had a chocolate ice cream mustache. I could not believe what I was saying. It wasn't like subtle. It was a subtle and so what I was like Oh my god. Oh my god now and then I saw laughing hysterically because I realize I had done an entire show. With cream, moustache and

took hands with people and then went and sat and got paid, cried ass native. Please go find something else to do what I have said. There are waiting for him. Write me the check and and then sat in my hotel room. Males where with a chocolate, mustache filling in our so you're saying Susie Egg is its own. Did not no more Vegas trio. Vegas has not it's. I don't think it's my place right. You know it's very yeah. I don't think it's just a strange experience. I've had really good experiences there, but have also followed. Why am I here? It can feel kind of antiseptic

It's not a real thing happening right and I mean than the but but yeah. I also find the fact that everyone there is doing something that I actively loathe, which is gambling. I just don't care about gambling everybody is in LE everyone's goes there to gamble. Right, I mean soda. You ve gone to anxiety thing. If you love her. Yes, I do. I do I'm sorry, I I love they. Sorry, I really and I've never not had fun in Vegas. I've always had a really great time. Even I went to see share with my mom and my s friend and her mother. That's on. We have the best weekend, but Eve knights. Where I would I mean, he would go there. I would do U turns with my friends that was fun and then what is? U turn? I'm glad you asked ones, you explain it gets you ve done quite a lot of. U turns in your day. I haven't done quite I've. Done like a few. You made alive, you drive, to Vegas, you don't have a hotel room, you just party all night and then go to Dennys and then drive back the next morning and the? U turn that is

render fear. No. This is something shown a deletion is very, very young at the time was about two years ago. You are you one of the people. I hear our than big plastic drink now now, but I am one of those people who is now going to lie used to be when I go to clubs in bars and staff and and party, all night, it was fun. Did you used to change out of here? evening, dress in the parking lot. We were not in the car into a nickel into an Ike. Are you a big drinkers? I used to be the eyes to party sure. I feel I can say that I did not a big drinker. So for me it's like all night and then Dennys and drive home. I don't understand it sounds like a punishment year. It sounds like you have stolen army secrets.

We could send you to Guantanamo, or we could make you go to Vegas, stay up all night and turn and then doing in you to change, parking lot, gotta, Dennys and drive home here. I don't know which one I would take. I presented in a word at the Grammy's one year and they gave me a package and it the weekend in Vegas Stephanie, and I went in the early days of our relationship. We got a penthouse there looked like me lay crew had been partying and having sex in there for a decade, and then they handed it over to us. It was so lake The sole grows we ass. We have. We got tickets to free shows and is the Jackson's without I call it as meat loaf. With me,

It would be great if it was me love without it was I was lying in bed in our hotel room thoroughly gross down really struggling with some germ issues of mine, and I didn't want to reveal to Stephanie that I was so lame but I wanted to go home and I just want to lie in bed in my clothes brush my teeth and wash my face in that order, just go to bed and I said, hey do think tomorrow after our house blues, brunch, we kid. To head back to Vegas Inches leg. Oh yeah and I thought she was going really now to stay for the ridiculous low rent Vegas. Again, the Grammy's gifted us, but should acknowledge. Have areas really as a good about what, if we just left now,

she's a gathered zones. Can too, I was like see you married the right person, but I want to have a good time in Vegas I'm hoping whoever here's. This will give us a nice time in Vegas. I showed we're about to take a break neurotoxic a break, we're gonna. Do you want about the civil war. Oh, are you prepared for this right? Yeah, you were told flies to draw civil war portraits as a child is a true here. I just civil war at random, no, I was. This is my talent, my talent. Thank you. I was obsessed with this civil war portraits when I was nine and wicked little girl, like most little girls so instead of that's what little girls do as they draw iconic civil were generals. Couldn't you draw anybody and everybody I just loved the big

moustache, and I just love how intense say where I was just you know. I also carried a briefcase full of star wars, action to what yeah? I heard you and I urge you so you drew this is nine year old girl. Drawing Longstreet, Grant Lee Mead Burnside Brains Halleck. You know drawing these civil war, poor generals from portraits and uncaring around a reef case filled with star wars lacking. She say yours, though the fat sure you're half now yes, that's no is stripped drift. Hath no group know that the other Ones Sars Biff Farce dad

no, it's such a popular thing. It's actually hard to make up wrong ones, doing consistently for people me my name sounding it does and their store source. It does dignitaries leading Aer Lingus, STAR Trek what the engineers are. Can I ask you something was that was it like a businessman briefcase or that carrying case that they made? That was a briefcase businessman. Is my step fathers he was getting rid of his briefcase I was I wait you're getting rid of that. Ok STAR wars, businesses and carried my pencils and noble, hyper fur class, but also my star Wars action for years- and I am, I thought it was the greatest thing. I sat down at my desk and open it.

I've been. I can't even imagine why my answer- I know I'm not your so maybe you're my soul. Now. I think you might be myself. Maybe here we are you also into the civil war, why we ate it. I have drawn civil wars that, but I was like a war war took I hung areas. Can we do a pike has called soulmate? Let's do it, I mean there's how right now, let's do it here? Listening to saw aids in mad so will suit nasal. Sir, it's ok ass, our wives are not gonna wanna hear that they ve already got issues I I thought. Possibility to get this thing back under control. I feel is wildly off track. I feel drifted. It's become unprofessional and this is my pocket.

I understand I caught us, we're gonna get started in a second I'm. Turning this into my own podcast, very nice yeah. Do you camp yes, very good camper. Are you know? I'm not? good care for a good for anyone who says I'm a very good camper has never gone camping. So now, I'm not a good camper were happy. Happy campers: that's what an elderly aunt would also save them out here and elderly and and if you the guitar. You just might go far if you fall in with the right group of fellows break our right. Ok, I'm closing down tig with this. This is the end, the I'm stopping us, I'm stopping this either restart this. Yes, I kinda momentum that we have picked up. You want not me you have that Intense Tom cruise stare. That says I want to stop this, but I have to stop it. I want to thank you for being here. I know you have a family. Anything,

I have as its podcast terrorist the pressure on me tonight and it is incredible that this is all you have. Then, when I stop this podcast its literally ending your life, my if we go on that. This is what has brought me joy. This is what everything was leading up to was despond castration. Well, it's over part of your life is done. Thank him. But an honour and a pleasure. For now. You fully mean. Are you that doesnt really hook up and ass? We Hey! Thank you so much, I'm afraid eyes. I hate to interrupt, but I have to go. I noticed a bit of a phenomenon that dumb I want to talk about. Am I need the help of Adam sacks to jump in your Adam power? You do you think so, I'm gonna, the so worrying

herbal brains behind our podcast and it's good to have you here, Adam item. I mention this to you and I think you ve noticed it is well we'll have you comedy gas comment like a taken a or most recently partners, one, they see me, they come into the room. We are about to like shake hands or hog a patent. Hey Conan, you know, hey, take issue, we could see it like it and just as that's about to happen, you say hi and they look over you and you same mad goarly. We were together on Sub dub some other time. Cast you. Did he hath covered up seriously? You can give me some of the names, the Pike S. What are they mats punk ass? He s always got superego known and he's got. He was bonding and I was there too, and he was there to another one or he talks about people who had had small parts in India.

Yeah so ably ignoring the fact that your continuing to list all there is more issues, one about hundreds of Friday movies, Jason, Voorhees, Jason Bourne next Friday. I I'm trying to establish this connections. We can have this pact cast will come in the Roman and they see when you go like oh yeah. You know, I know you from you know: Fridays Monday's or you would surely be Stew podcast, where we talk about Chile, bees to an Oh wait right right you. I can't remember the time that I know what yeah yeah standing there, you know my wife and my hands, because I'm thinking I want you know what am I supposed to say here? Don't you guys you're talking about and suddenly this vital connection that I need to have the patent Oswald were dignitaries. One of these comedy luminaries is busted irrevocably because there are there in your take them down as winding path about memoranda, flap, clap, my we. We would

Jackson. We put Manhattan, we talk about a park ass, that's a good idea, pistol shrimp, see he does and that's it wasn't a pistols ways crystal shrimps. Radio was pistol french radio. It's where my friend Mark Mcconville like do play by play of women's Erectly basketball. I don't know anything about sport site UK. These complete, you know, club bubble member. We were, I was on club bubble and you came on it and we pretended aliens that go back in time and fixed those teeth, but the bonding method. Another good idea. Yeah I mean this- is these are infinite? You are involved in an infinite number of part cast a saddle. I don't know that's a good question. You're quite famous to these people, you I didn't realize I I didn't realize. I was working with someone who I think it is makes most of the podcast in America and Asia in them every time,

and I'm always say. Oh my god look always looking back at you, because it's always at ten minute conversation now and put our ancestors on because he's always say like yeah yeah. I also worked as you Patten. No, no yeah defend myself. I was what s the one we pretend that were in the Senate in fifty I like this royalties made out of chocolate now in an immense defence David Sir Darras was a big superior of it, yeah and I'm never smoothing with this people. They look at me like. Where do I know you and I feel awkward thing. I just want to say here's where we met and then they start speaking about it. I don't feel right about like furthering this conversation with them and I don't want to take away from your time with them. So why is it

often wearing a t, shirt dull for cast you you have a t. Shirt did says. Remember me from superbly how now my ass, you do any more and that you know from flaps stable, remember me for laughs, devolve last evil of my God. It's such a ridiculous podcast! It's when, were you only pretend you, member this? It's you and Ackerman pretend to earn a hot air balloon and at your investigating the weather, sapphire! Spain sounds pretty good and you just to improvise it. I, like I, don't wanna most interested in and I would love to do. The EU is the Senate in the eighteen fifties now that, if that is in a gold mine come on, that would be bad I'll. Do it only if I can take my own life at the end of the absurd that that's a hook. I love it now never been done about it's a one in done. Podcast. Why I started this out is sort of a weather ex going on, but is clear to me that you are a pod cast superstar there.

I was not aware of that and I'm realizing maybe if you're cool with it, when gas come in from now on, you can be wearing a bag over your head absolutely and then we were if we remove the bag after the interviews over citizens, say hey. I know you from my wrist toffee. What's that risk toffee? That's what your best podcast, that's where you and middle diction shorts did your wrist into Toffee pretend that, pretend that you are plough horses living during the revolution in France and its of do it's a pie cast its God. It's burning up Charts How do we saw the eyes on the hatch Apple Network, wherever pilot ass resold? Have? I told you about the pike. Yes, we want to do now. It's out. Don't dumping, How can you do not? Do it? There's usurious you? Let me do it. Do it well

I listener will have a problem with a telecommunications company like they have a problem with the Verizon bill and we call horizon for them and get it settled, Can I tell you exactly that's worth timing friend is amazing. The hay says this amazing hold on this is absolutely true, and you didn't know I didn't know you were going to say that I didn't know this package travel industry. I didn't know any of this. You just said the most incredible thing before yesterday, in my office, I hear shouting. Shouting as if an intruder has into the Warner Brothers building that where we occupy already nominal love, so nor is it is trying to kill, soda and she's, finding them off verbally and I come out into the whole infinite. What's going on and she is in full battle on the phone with someone from Verizon. God bless you and he is rising and it is. She is art Lange, because they

and I'm on sound aside with this Verizon mistake, waiting to her credit when they shouldn't have always. It was a mistake. They never notified her and she and her husband are interested in getting a home, getting o looking into alone and she's got this thing on our credit, and she is. I listened to her. She fought this point send under rise and then find another person. Then another person state on the line and it went on for maybe an hour and forty five minutes to two hours and she was yelling so much that I hey. I was like a creeping passed. Her assembling my lunch on my own quietly, trying to find the stuff that I don't. I don't know where it is she's here. People are closing their doors? I eventually went to another floor because I couldn't conduct the business of making a show while she was yelling you

You are heroic first, while you were faint, ass tat, I was crushing you're my hero because they depend on you clear now inherent she would not quit and she kept saying you have the power. You acknowledge that you probably didn't call me or or you'd, never Emily me, you have my email, you have my you never and their person was clearly on their own saying. Well, I'm sorry they do figure Zhang again, and she said no, you can change this. You can do it and it turned out pitch battle the result was that the producer Jeff Ross was hiding in his eye was hiding on a different floor, good poor, poured David.

Being who sit next to sauna when it was all over? She looked like a child who had watched his parents beat each other to death. If you just looked at it, she was shaken like a shaken animal. The world needs this and I took my had to you so well. I can we really. Can we use this to fix your verizon? I did. I would be more into talking about this if I had one that dispute, but I did Now- and I now know after I had to write a letter and I included a letter. I wrote them last January that I had already written them, so It's it's an ongoing game on us to get involved in half tat credit rising yeah. I'm time trying to figure out yeah, I'm trying to figure out what the next steps are, but I send it certified male. They get it tomorrow, rising you're, getting a letter. I ain t there quaking in their blue eyes. They should be because the power of the people you no good for you now is it looks just as any good journalists are examined

there is the is it possible that you're on the wrong side. It is possible here, but here's the thing ears, here's where it gets frustrating for me. It's a hundred and twenty nine dollars that I owe them. What do we do this? What if you call horizon and try to because you didn't really identify who you were last time now I dont like doing are like hold doing that. I don't play mccone inquired watch this. You call ACT, Africa is exactly how it's gonna go our eyes and ears, Sheila and recording your phone call because it has to be monitored? How can I help you, please, your highness asylum of session may have your information, please what your number? Ok, it's real GDP very much? Ok, she record now sauna. While can I help you well I just wanted you to know that term and having a sober credit from well. I the size and I'm sorry, but we can really help you. I know best. My boss, Conan, why my

ask Conan it is my basket: human can't, Canada, Brian yeah, my boss, anyway. I just wanted to say briefly about the rise of Puglia. Save twenty five years on the air brown groundbreaking. Yeah,

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