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solar necessity and allow my son, you know you're with me for the long haul. You have been it's hard to reach. Believe that when you constantly keep talking about how many times limited, you say that like the dangle that, because I think that will inspire you to greater heights. Do you think it's working? No, it is not now I don't think so as someone who I give a shit out my producer Matt Goarly Matthau area are good and I think because you don't threaten my job, it makes me actually worried that maybe it is a short tenure here. Yeah you replacement, standing behind you owe his name is Philip. I felt I call you goarly a lot. I don't know why you might not like that. I like you, just fine. Is it ok? If I may, I call you mad. I have so many mats in my life, but I only have one goarly. I've come I'm your one goarly I dont like mad anyway. I goarly serbian. You do a great job. Well, this nice, I'm not sure, that's true, but now it's true. Ok, I do think they spike ass is doing very well you probably a big part of that? No,

that's all you guys, I'm just put it through filters and shit, ok and it s true we will leave goarly is the magic spy sees the secret he's. The colonel secret recipe, we're all holding hands right now. No one night at would violate I come holding somebody's handwriting you're just holding a severed hand. Oh my dear, I am talking to someone. I have a lot of admiration for PETE Homes. What I'm thinking about it, from you been doing this a long time, yet it's completely The way you and I would talk without any interference right without an end. The show do feel like when you do. The show that, There's levels of interference. You, you think, that's getting closer courage, a yak, azure, quite relaxed on the show why I really free

It is one of the great throw them. I like that I've done your show enough times to be relaxed. Certainly the first time I was you know, Jimmy and my bridges new trying to get some new free phrases, me and my lady may break your well. There was a kid, my neighborhood Jimmy's. How do we know that this type of narcissism- I exhibit I make jokes- they don't know me. I know you know you do that. You just said on Jimmy my bridges and I feel stupid. That's clearly, a classic remembrance, exemplary and drama turns out now gently from my neighborhood. How could you not know that it's all bologna? It was just fine words, my mom, I'll. Do that, though a waiter, ok, like you and I will be talking about the bread we'll be lying at the spreads prevail. And then the waiter will come. Who wasn't privy to that and shall be. Like Lord. Let's say we said the bread was dry. They give the waiter I presented my mom. You want some water and you'll be like what am I the bread to him

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It's a window and any goes. There was a bit now. One was you know that's work Wednesday. That I got there, a grand beds, where they're like you, have the premise you can do forever yeah, but then no you have to have that core that you Paul and then I'm not telling you what to do. I know no idea that period. I just did my telling you. What did you know? I just did this eighteen city tour and I have this hunt. They do up front and then I thought of that on the road and- and I was finding working it out in front of a comedians there, like that's, really funny, but I never did and on stage, because I thought I don't know yet but I've, but mainly because you don't you didn't know where the coordinates yeah the end, I wonder of real like vaudevillian. Showbiz is gonna, come back as we're all loose where the podcast general, a comedy, whereas I you you talk show you can be transparent, Bueller like was soon behind the curtain. I wonder if the curtains gonna make a come back if our Kids kids are gonna, be like it came out, it was police, John Maloney, John Mulvaney does does stand up, Johns not like, and that

tat at one ends. He doesn't now doesn't do that. He is a throwback. Here's a throwback and that's a high compliment. He is he's, very disciplined stew, retailer and joke teller and he crafts his act in this way. That's a little out of time for today, because again it's their people that abuse the privileged their comic set, have this shit together and then their ones that are very brilliant, but they they, while in I don't really know where this is going. And I right am I really doing up here and re comments on everything, and sometimes it goes too far. Of course, I think what we're talking about is podcast and up is like They know that we're we talk a in these ways, they look. I can't speak very body, but some audiences, like it like you, see more Marin whose you know the penultimate. What does that mean? second, I laughed and made a second to last. I think he is

how are you next one? It's over now, I'm in the consummate podcast and now he is the penumbra. I know you're saying the Penumbra Jimmy and Essential Hauser here go, please the pneumatic. I know you're saying for either the Paris a populous, I'm just gonna say oh god how gonna you know. This is a disaster. What I'm saying is when you watch em, percent of it is just like I don't I don't know you know like and we love it like. That's what makes it fun is that he's doing, because he's not supposed to be doing what Moline he's doing the doing. What he's supposed to be doing? Where's your what he I do wonder of your kids. Kids will be like it came out, mccartin, and he said with good evening. Ladies and gentlemen, in only mean like India setting it like lit up car cocktail tables and we all want to be nice. Sometimes it is nice to some professionalism to this, we do have something in common, we're both from the Boston area yeah we're both too

oh yes, we are both bedeviled by our fathers come on. I've met your dad, dad quite the character I will call you mother, that's my dad yeah, I'm down re growing, Termism wins cookie Eliza. Ten minutes later a Windsor go quite cool, Kale cool charity. But there's a thing your dad used to do repression of him, and I thought it was a cruel and then I met him and it's really not. That is inaccurate a bystander and you are describing him to police and you related to him. That would be an accurate, a sloppy Peter Griffin type. When

When I had the talk show that you did. My dad was that you gave me my dad was in the audience, and I was interviewing Rob Cordery might add by the way wore a red Sox, Jersey. Yet tv is any has like I love my dad, but he's got some fucked up feed kids. Play, who, when one Luke Skywalker isn't that fit the java had put it in the monster came out. Wrangler raincoat, Why would you remain our rank or nowadays our good I'd nerd in the corners rang core feed can either Police didn T was so what is growing. Item can get some air grow.

So you got these nets de mangled gonna, white old man, Bostonian Devos angling. Please tell me that he was in a war. He was never in a war. Never in a war that being in a war, is the good out for every year I was in the law or out, but no, he was his feet, never saw action, no prior they manage it. Did they get dropped into machinery it, so they just their good? They grew clarity, as was called a hammer toe not am say not. Say no one thought of him see em everyone thought of them say not a person in this room, so I say at his own he's in the audience: I'm sorry you in the audience and I'm interviewing ride, Rob courtiers doesn't mean cargo shorts says, is kind of thing: chicken legs who gallic track body big. A body, churches and legs reincorporate

Basically, you know again: where, were you ve told a piece of paper three times and you draw the feet and then you hold it and then someone else not seeing the feet and pass it, and someone else draws the the mid body and in the final person draws the head and then you unfolded, and you all made a body to gather you're saying that your dad is the product of God gave exactly somebody got stuff and drew my dad with five writing? and so Rob Gordon might at my mom and my brother, both dressed up my dad like he's just leaving not even a baseball game like a batting cage, didn't symbols and that what I'm interviewing Rob Cordery and I hear him it made the show he goes Who is this guy well. I mean everything, not the right route, that d crews, but am intervening, Rob Gordon. I'm telling the people who is very crews, Harry Crook

Tom Cruise Zadig, ok card, you, u abbreviate everything just sell his solely, he was humiliating rob quarter. Rob clergy ran with that to hilarious effect. These clips are available on Youtube. I'm here to plug eclipse of our old doktor you know where they live on forever. That's the beautiful thing on well what have It's too, as you ve gone on, you ve had this other success. People know you yeah, a well established guy. So then, nay, they say oh this PETE homes and then they start look yeah, then people start posting, yes, you're, Talkin which was very funny- and so in theory I lose. Our vote was very cool about it. They gave us our drive with all of it. They were very cool. And then Jeff Ross Georgia for us now pretty not much

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Jeff Ross. My producer chairs and aim with comedian, Jeff Ross and shit for years. Jeff Ross would get comedian, Jeff, Raja Male, all the time and vice versa in it. I knew it wasn't him. Does it wasn't like you lesbian? Well, it was just like eloping. This is ever us yeah yeah, maybe it's my Jeff Ross, a producer of our showed, not a fan of calm and, if you think it possible, I think it is either here he's a great producer anymore. I ain't one of the things he is professional, he's an amazing producer, easy only peace for everyone to work with. I suspect sometimes he is not a fan of common visa, because We make sense, for, I think some pretty funny stuff he's a justice wrap it up with Israel, ok enough kidding around and I'm your jokes and they get on with an eye on a girl enzyme. Yes, he is uneven your this sees the thing that helps us digest that, yes, I make sense yes, porn producer that isn't an intersection just like, and then the

just come out and then the asking shimmering imply any wiggles eliminate. Can people like that and then they, either that or in producer who's, not that industry has only to die on the veranda. They like the jiggling grass right now that you are studying. In that analogy, I am a male porn star, yet with a massive penis. Yes, yes issue, that is very good at sat, maybe some say the best at sex ever and sometimes in a rough spot would call in Andy erected to help him finish. He got a feather this guy. I need to show that you completely derailed mobile. The greater, have not railed anything? You know here's what I say. I is something I admire about you PETE. Can I call you doktor home, that's my

sing on Doktor home, that's my brother's rapporteur, user name, etc. No fool, doktor homes, thirty, three, what your brother's, what My brother, John Holmes, make a joke: go ahead, make a joke underground, wrappers! My father also, do Is one of the things that he does it produces beats for underground wrappers are used to do more. We might still do it, but you can with them Yes good at it. You know what he day. I think so from what I can tell it. So it certainly hard our game to get into now. Is there anyone? I think so, from what I can. It's certainly hard hearted game to get into now? Is there in your lineage. That's got the comedy thing my uncle Larry was hilarious. It was super to prevent my mom and my dad or funny, but now nobody there, like my dad, comes home, filthy and I think he likes that these garlic, an old school like you, can child, like my back, hurts like you think, that's great, my hands are so soft commissar just see

gonna be like Mommy, my fingers, his mother. He knows you're a hard worker. He told me that that's your daddy, he said TAT. He said I I can't do your dad's accept what he said. Because it would sound right, but he said they wanted. PETE, knowing that known cannot work m of that he said again, I reject any and he was signed and I will stop talking about be actually don't foley late to that. I wonder how you are. I think I would will you describe it may sound. I am, I think, I'm a hard worker ear, you're very hard worker rang, can't stop yeah and I'm very different from that and that's how we clash alot sometimes, is it's not that I don't work hard. It's that I don't don't care as much a secret I care so much about everything here and can't, and then I get mad because I care so so about everything- and I wish I didn't try not to, but then I still care.

So much and so has always been the voice. If I didn't do it to do it well. This is the otter. No, I didn't care and of war. What I mean. You didn't care right that I think when I watch the documentary rankings how it does make me a little, but it makes me a little bit sad because I see myself in it, you don't mean that part of us, it's always sort of chasing the next thing or whatever and what do you know? There's also part of me. That's like I think, but neither of us relate more than dishonor wooden trade. It you know anymore. If you could turn it off now pale, you could take They all got like that's. The big question is: if there was a way to turn it off, I would turn it off and then quickly turn it back on again no end. So I'm always signing up for way too much work Van

complaining that I have so much work guy. I remember saying that end, and that is that we are making the show I want to be on vacation on vacation. I must make him a shout yeah, oh well, on tat, terrible way to live your life, but I dont know if it is because it's one of the cheaper fuels that runs the machine and make no mistake that work that sometimes we both dread has incredible highs is incredible. It's the addiction to the highs and lows. I think, there's even a part of us. I can speak for my. Trains that enjoys when I'm like for you and my job is putting my soul in the wood chipper of show business, and I think about that. All the time, but there's a dead, is a beautiful. It sounds like a french like Precision for like Can you see what they make us give we kind of like our know best? The other thing I was that they are not

aching, ask you that's right, that's right! That's that's a merit, and what comes back to me is: does this moment of real clarity? I think it's in the document which I haven't watched in years, but there was a moment where I come back stage. I lay it on this. I come back stage and I'm com. Meaning to my wife- and I am saying they make- are making me do this and they are making me do that, and she said there is no. They there's just there's you you're doing it. And I realize that that's the the filmmaker who made them Documentary called it kind. O Brien can't stop an eye when he told me that was the title I honestly didn't know he was talking about hilarious and I saw the documentary nose like oh it's this. You know it's really strong Ange to see a mirror held up to you. It's that accurate and not bad and not. The guy was some.

It was. It was just interesting more seriously than New England thing by May, we were both probably raise. I thought about this. You and I grew up in New England and its african cold in the morning and when you go out to go to school, the crappy car doesn't turnover. Is it so cold and its dark and my mom is making a say, oh Mary, so that the car will turnover and he actually you the name of the saint you're supposed to pray to whose good with cars would? Yes, ridiculous. Has all the saints existed two thousand years ago, but this one does like us Mark- is for something whose good with transmissions my mom would make us pray that Saint. This is ground. Then I would slowly turnover and there's something about growing up in anything like that, and I thought to myself what, if you could take a PETE homes and opponent, o Brien and recast them, so that they are born in Santa Barbara yeah and we serve

walk barefoot discreetly walk, fearfully wee wee wee shell is allotted, would we we. We may be start smoking, some we'd like it is it possible that we would be different people like I always thought if I grew up in southern California, what I have had a ve shaped. So in a girlfriend when I was fourteen and why I have not had asked me and what I have just been this she'll guy and what would I be doing now? I'd I'd? Well, I pictures of me on the cape and I was blonde haired and I had a ten I dont have now. It goes a little as spelt. I've been soft ever since. Spout. Little boy knows me maybe that's California PETE, but the question is California be funny, I don't know I could see on violent Venice boulevards like now working but maybe giving if lessons there's something nobody that wouldn't work either my centre of gravity is way too. I'm gonna. Despite all of this, I also invite I have wondered is there so much of this in New England Fang and look

the New England Comics the real club com. You know that it's so harsh, really funny. Buddy it's everything's factor is a product of roads that were designed for horse and buggy. We had dinner one time around Christmas in and how about that's? What I love? That's a new Boston, like a new. That's, not the Boston! You and I grew up. That's what I mean. We didn't go, downtown, etc and fancy restaurant authorise it can't we don't we to a place called Tony's italian Villa honoured, nine and now. I know that is not an italian rest, but that's where we went and we ve got to have one soda, and that was my brother. Neil always tricked me into drinking mine really quickly. He go. Let's have a race and and and

drink my really fast and he wouldn't drink is an island and his laugh at me the rest of the meal by Jesus. If ever I love and now a diver segment called cornered, o Brien pays out the mortgage on its beach house. Yes, I believe, in being honest, with people took out a big mortgage, then borrowing since that mortgage then borrowing and said again mistake, but I'm an adult and I am going to pay down that mortgage, I'm going to take care that right now why thank for many people, high schools and embarrassing time of life? It can be embarrassing that are a few had that sooner I did not. I was an incredible jock. What no captain of every team, every single sports team. You can't change the narrative captain of every single team by ice.

I feel like. No one would believe that lost my virginity fifth grade. Ok, I was just incredible, so I don't know, but I told that people have a hard time of yeah, I'm sure with your awkward body. See upsets supper You seem sorry, usually when people feel really sorry, they laugh so hard. They can't catch their breath. Okay! So now you win, I had some difficulties in high school. Yes, you know I'd it and all smooth sailing what yeah. Ok, that's really funny yeah. I guess the jokes on me yeah anyway laughing at you again. We hear nothing when upon Castillo here. No, anyway. This new show a new show called every Things gonna be ok, and heard the sun. They show up it's it's quite compelling, sir I think, a key character- her dad is dying.

Her gay australian half brother moves in two razor. End of the show is called everything's going to be okay and it's these two characters. Matilda and genevieve- and this does not sound like your typical sitcom Matilda has autism and Genevieve is just as someone who's dressed up like a quote child whore widow, and these- characters. I guess have all these adventures. I have a half brother Nicholas, there's a funeral. Everyone shows up. Apparently they he's got a little off the hook. This may sound depressing, but I'm told this show is really find a watch. I'm sorry, did you see a little off the hook? Yeah! That's that's all! That's always kid say it sounds like it could be depressing, but then it's off the hook. Now, although I used to correct ok yeah, so maybe you're in Kronk village. Why I'm quite content and I use that equally, I re worried,

I don't throw a hazy over. There are losing. Oh, my guide, everything's gonna, be ok! That's the name of the show out of here. I just turned eighty mecca: Premiers January: sixteen thirty, eight thirty, seven thirty central on free form. That's right! watch, all my entertainment free form check. It out. There's some hidden little chip in us. There makes us. We know, we don't consciously know it but subconsciously. We know we're not staying here. Yeah, that's how I felt about I thought you said sand a lot of my family stayed there all. When I go home, I don't feel like Boston. That's right, my old home. It doesn't I like Boston, I really love but in all of the people there. It doesn't feel I com and in fact New York never felt like home. I don't know where my home is by I'm totally with you. I think, there's a feeling of restlessness. I said to my family work around, With each other, so they came to see the fairest loving, but they

you see the baby and they're just there's sort of a nightmare. The members situation I told the story on came over. My mom came in and was like the first thing she said. Was we guy you of a book for Lila? We got her but we left it in a diner in Pasadena. Will you go get? It was like fuckin know No, that's not it give that's an errand baby you smell like out so anyway, their kind, mayors and I said to them. If there was show business in Hawaii I'd be in who, I think what you don't need me and I would like if I could go further but there's that sounds cruel and I don't care. I could explain to you how we love each other. Now I understand that you can. I I want to say I understand that you can love your family and they can also drive you crazy. I think we can all, but they don't you can. You can relate to that

goarly, I don't know what you're situation is, of course, that I want him in this conversation thanks. You love your parents, certainly and your family early dearly, but you also in Europe, they tell me, how much you also despise all of them off my idea of my honour flowcharts, he's constantly writing notes. Impasse intelligently, jury, Tiger, spies, slash love, my family and I, like you, know what I'm trying to work here and my therapist hit me. He says hate your parents, well, which I think like you it intelligently and do it grew anxiously and lovingly that, and there is a way to sort of be like you. I don't. Love you that doesn't mean I like everything about you. I also tell my my wife: is a terrific terrific, mom she's great she's, always yes, she put so much effort and thought and love into into being a mom and I'll always remind her, remember, you're, going to go to therapy

going to complain about us. We can do all we can face this turkey with love every five seconds, but the turkey when it's finally done is gonna like you now as now, If new parent- and I can see that that might be what I you're very early in the press home very early, well people how far along our how old she too and enhancement she's, two and a half months, because you brighter to the show yeah seconds after she was born, actually blew my mind. She was delivered in Jimmy Vinos dress you right use. You came to the shown, as I can't believe you're doing. It shows you just your wife a birthday. You people met you and you said when you mean she's back stage, and I walked into the dress whom your wife, through the baby at a catch. Very scarring for everyone by what we didn't know that when people say like don't do that, they mean that you're gonna get your baby sit yeah cause. Then we took our

me too Maui to see round us I wanted her to run, as is my teacher. I guess we can say: We also from Boston NICE from Newton I have allowed encounter them because of that I feel anyway. I wanted her to meet him and when she got a cold and we were like when people like you make all your mistakes with the first one. So that's what they mean is we're on a plane, Irwines coffee we get to their retreat. Everyone has, like literally, lead pneumonia and bronchitis and we're like I will be in the room like we have we backed up then one day she got too much sun on one side of her face but something I noticed, I dont know use arable parents, I'm really terrible grounds. We all know the baby tenuous.

But it wasn't sunburn. It was just like enough. It was, I think we should go and what to procure war tat, she should see word tuberculosis is that you're, so she was about a day, although we shall kurdish wives, who knows you make those mistakes? What the first one you learn bow fell, the horrible I notice and naturally occurring in in margins of what I call dad energy women have debt energy do obviously, and I can tell mom energy, but I started having like that. Dad like she'll, be fine and I meant it now, she got more nervous than she normally did, and I, more self assured that everything's gonna be fine. I was I oh, my god. We in each other's Yanks right now, and it nobody asked where aid in reading a book about it now exactly what you do is what happens right if your wife super chill. You do freak out as well. As you know, we have to take back

without we trophy ever get to wrap up. We ve been. How long has it been? That's when we are close to an hour, Jesus Christ is letting you go wrong. I don't know much about this guy, but all I've seen em do is try to put this shown a box. You can contain this, I'm lightning and he's the bottle yet were eating and drinking water energy, his mother, I'll pay. You a compliment. Not right now. Several years, certainly years from now, you're gonna get a letter and it's gonna have a compliment. It's just going to say you you true, dress, well, This can be much less than that. As I said earlier, and you don't have anything being well see not now. I know you know like is that you there is a very popular in comedy, which is the comedian that is very unhappy and miserable and a vote.

Likes, that you don't mind that vein. You don't mean that you and then there some other run function is also talks about thing, it makes an angel yeah. Yes, what things that give him happiness and I think you're that the same school, which actually credit I think that is a harder path to take Some it's it's a more original or fresher path to take, because I weary over the years of the people that they come out. Just tell you over and over and over again how I'm sick, something's wrong with me. I'm bad, I'm new right. You know why and I'm a disease, and I don't know I I, weary of that. I appreciate that when you're starting in the clubs Ninety per cent. Ninety five, maybe just like in Gotta punched him in the face, and then I realized there was a woman. I want my money back and then you have to go up and be like cleaner.

They used to be facial tissue. You now its climate. You know like it's hard, but I am so grateful that, like the taste of comedy consumers shifted towards the pause. And that's happening, you pioneered that in a huge way. Made a space for people like me: Tipp Devil. Don't be silly it. I don't want to be like, and I said bubble my put. Why am I doing like her voice? You know what I said: yeah doesn't have to be against anybody who, I think, there's appreciate that well you know it's interesting to me- is that it's that I think there's a lot of people that conflate negativity with quote the truth. So it's that whole school of, if you being negative, that's right and you're saying dark things, you're telling the truth, that's her and if you're, not

If you're comedy isn't right now railing against, what's happening in our country and railing about you know whose president and what's happening, then your escape IST in your not handling the truth, and I think I don't think I agree with that guy. I dont think I agree with I think it's possible to be present in this world. Understand that not all is right with the world and then try to find. We're back at the dinner to try to find a silliness entering yeah, their people that confuse being sarcastic good having a personnel or hating. Everything is having a personality as a real epidemic, you'll see a people's twitter buyers. It says like circus. Is just one of the many services I offer you in no way bath. You don't have to do those things, bless. You ask and I hope we got that on her hand, was a good one who can so that we can get money for them

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I one's gonna come after us for the Charles in charge, the I say: let em try O Koyo LISA rolling down, I convey all made, are in court. You just crying now kid. I recently one way to plug my stand of special dirty clean, which is out on Israel. Now, there's a joke, I couldn't do and it goes like this phrase I go you ever give thanks. Are you not attracted to children just kind of a formula and I go shit is everywhere like what's going on with that song. He little girl, as you do, that why am I a hearing with the dingy? Yes, someone took a knife. Baby hygiene dolen cut a six inch valley through the middle of my skull is at the next time he had not a wake up. What she'd silken, where free train runs into my mouth you having. This is a major but

I said, was like that's fucking, weird, like nobody in the recording with like this through the glass when he was like we're desire was Ike, eyebrows, slackened, weird man, Well, I do that there is, and I never call them of petty I'm not almost we're, not idiots we're just sing song sounds now. I don't know why they cut that out, because I'm in their lawyers not have HBO, because the production company would get sued knowledge be a trio is fine with it the production company. Wouldn't let me do understandably, because you're calling about pedophile minutes a Emile diamond a girl you'll, be a woman soon wait for that transition to be complete. How can you use just sixteen years old values allow this yeah yours, anatomy, you're, a beautiful and your mom there's a lot of them out there. I know about those two or like kind of subtle and none are no. I buy. I'm surprised that yanked, I'm surprised at that got yanked

the eggs well aware that makes it might make sure I get the name of the special correct, dirty dirty, clean, dirty cleaning out now, that's out now and on HBO Go or HBO now and watch this I shall which is really funny, but then imagine that hunk in I know has even a little bit better. I had another. However, when I like that, I had a joke right, some song sadness did make this measure. I got some song sound, unfinished as men has a barrel at the market, place as assail get a good start, and then they ate the Corso. Like bloody obligations for now those are obviously I couldn't live Zeppelin Emma Beetles in this episode. This is going on here. This is why I guess I did so. I am happy you doing about guess where it's it's still showbiz, but like a dream I dont have you ever had a dream of something that like requires almost no preparation or effort, but somehow impossibly produced as a result, I would say so

times better than something that we worked rely have calculated every question and every response on his hand, and you have said all the things that I predicted you would say are based on the algorithms. I was working out long into the knights errant you're talking about, I am old school and you ve played right into my hands appeal. Was an absolute desire

I got a bad design term and I appeal to you like me: they won't issued on the edge of my Neil peace. Repeat you put that thought my heading to think about the rest. The day following Bruce Springsteen Eyes, we chat every day on the phone. Damn sure how he sounds, damn sure, is a terrible, Bruce Impression were June's awhile. Ok, while that no one is at him as a deputy, and how do I was Vandyke common com, bad Bruce, bracing, impression of the bag limit. We again, we also got to do something for the working man. Marshall, Dylan Aright,

Wrap in this thing out two things going on. Wait too long. This isn't one of your nine, our pie, casual reflex, a big believer, it's after the first hour that you get the good stuff, but who wants the good stuff? Where went out for her, but after United Etas either he added tone added this out. I have that control. So it's going to add who told us about gas is supposed to be an hour. I have had the experience of being on a podcast and it's like our three yes and I do start to feel like how does, stop that, I'm the guessed right and- and I do think that day if the studio was on fire, they wouldn't rapid. I understand there trying to get a little a little more juice, the breezes That's cones, abrasions you're right, because no one knows what you're talking about. Then I just similar to ours, I'd, say you guy, and this thing I'm thinking for joining us that was PETE homes

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ok for some sitting here with producer MAC Goarly a sum of session is doodling, something from the time I caught you doodling at your desk Sonia and it was a, but you know we are drawing a but member, this door just hold it Jim and when you are drawing a, but it's I'm gonna try. The story right now. There's no time was that it was like. I know, but you said you don't do any work. I said yes, I do and I flip through no, my notebook and there was a drawing of a butt. And while you drawing a but I I didn't, write Jason to limit our fuel producer, drew it on. My notebook. He's is very embarrassing. I picked up zone. Is a book see what work she'd been doing and there was just to drawing up a butt note book for, do you remember when we did those roman idea than you are drawing erections all over the paper

the drawing up of a sculptor or that threat Matt. We ve now released a handful yeah of these podcast episodes, and I we should do a state of a pike asking where He assess how we're doing so far when you give us your assessment as a professional pod, castor. Well, I dont think any surprise, but we are doing very well this podcast, as an average of five stars out of five star, The download numbers exceeded expectations, multiple times where they even upped the add sales and then had to sell more at so you're doing? Incredibly? Well, ok, so that but I dont have any connection emotion it's any of that. Those are just. That's you. Looking at various graphs and charts, you Polly go into a dark room and just look at all kinds of green seer, maneuver seller yeah, and I what I know so I was in a foreign country called Canada.

And I was walking down the street and a car drove by and a guy road rural down the window and his truck gone and I loved a pod gassed. Now, that's something when you reach and just the streets of another country. I was in the streets of Aunt Coover now granted it's practically the United States, first pretty much a suburb of Seattle yeah, but I thought that was a good sign. I'm hearing more and more people say they liked the podcast and that's the only thing I go by is Schumann's. Telling me your numbers and you're graphs and your charge, Then you're telling me advertising is quadruple their expectations, it is unfair and you ve got to go to prison wide and use their voice. And second, while I am a person telling you that your right, how do you feel about it? Are you feeling good? I am. I enjoy it yeah,

I totally go by how things feel I'm a man. I'm a central as too I feel like. I know it sooner goes through an updated and I go. I totally unemployed tactile. So am I Jeff problem? I have you didn't Everything around me for that's Joe Jeff Goblin. I am I it feels good to me you I enjoy it Those like I've form that fits Maya. Rambling mine. So nobody doing and why you're on your phone. What I'd help over here? I am saying it was something I had to say something forceful. When we're doing the pied cast for doing the pod. Can I know- and I looked over him- your pay, place and you were drawing furiously

your drawing? Who is that it's like a kind of a chubby girl, that's very good little chubby boy! Oh, it's a little got a little afro, ok and then you're drunk. You drew all these weird designs on the side: yeah, it's just my so your scratching in scribbling, and then I see you texting on your phone. You, like the teenage daughter, I'm trying to act. Plain to you were at Renoir Did you see I'm showing you the Lincoln Memorial in explaining to you who Abraham Lincoln, is and you're on your phone? You now testing, but here let me put it down, put it down the state of the pot gases that you chose doing well, but behind the scenes it's a message. I meant you dude all constantly. Why can't I doodle little bed, I drew a little guy you about you're, not in the moment I'm always present. In a moment you have an attention problem united do, but you know in my defined I am answering emails fer you cause. I am yours, and so I do. There are other job I shut. My phone off. My phone doesn't exist because I'm only doing here's what we're gonna do we're gonna. Do it do to laugh

Ok, I'm gonna tell you something to draw both of you are going to give it your best shot girl, a puppy dog with a Christmas bow on it. I think I'd ask as I do but be dogs. All the time go ahead to talk is through your process as well Imagine the puppy dog both at the very end. Like so much lacing this you will. She draws happy dogs all them. That's what idea of their bonus actually quite good days is dry psychosis, is like the new Yorker style artwork James Thermal and he's got above his head at Christmas time. Why Let's take a look, please sign it. Please sign it. Ok, quite a signature to yeah. I do I I was under the. We were I am as quickly as possible. No one said that what it said that no one day, but I I just when I heard competition. I just immediately started drearily fast

and so please put your name at the top. You know, I'm gonna put I'm gonna put an extra peace, a flare Agnes Guy Does yours have a on it as yet he said a bow as oh. It is ok. So here's what will do go to your wolf dot com to the page, The episode to see the pictures of these drawings and you can vote amongst yourselves or unready wherever you want with friends whether sooner Conan did the best dog drawing little Christmas pop and keep it tat S ass, the sun clearly I know how tat yearn taken allowed from Conan. This great for fuel You can do what they say. Something girly you're the first car podcast producer to have people say: only draw on the air, probably your downfall,

oh, I don't know what eventually what's you'd come on. Fair, ok, minds funny, because the dogs, Should I welcome the dog is sad. Looking at a Christmas tree with a thought bubble that says to wish as funny The owners didn't know his religion, they just assumed anyway by you, drew and sharp you have a tree. You have like a border. God you know it- you and I drew generation. All you do is cast blame. It will not be reset. Where's my reality show where's my billion dollars. The word again and I reap the rewards. Now you're, the one who started a showcase doing enough love it in my idea. Well,

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