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Ariel, as are rock hard. If I had a heavy sweater on a hanger, could I hang it on one of your area, as you can see, is working in a low and welcome to Cairo. Brian needs a friend. What your hearing now, as I think our third or fourth attempt to start to show, I won't get into what happened, but we just stumbling and bumbling and we well, first of all sooner ok, not U Matt, ok, not you, but we try to

take were sooner went down a weird road. We had to quickly stop it yeah then I had a small, I'm going to say was an aneurysm yeah treatable, credible if there's emergency surgery very quickly. Whatever, usually I swear to you, We start to show em. We just go baby and watch you here is what you get weight. That makes sense you already got? It started no we're not starting media and we're gonna plough. Add people need to know if nothing else where honest, so We ve never ever had three attempts to get on top of the show and today we did and I'm saying, because a lot of people out there they think I couldn't do it it's incredible. He must be choosing My kind of mind is it is: can we get a cat scan nor an mri? Can we see what this minor looks like you know, whatever other severity behind Stein, you know come to study this. What I'm saying is that I'm trying to be opened with you and say? Yes, even I either

an eye, and if I can make a mistake, it's ok that you make a lot of them people. Is that enduring me to my crowd when you think that I feel like you lost it when you compare yourself to Einstein whether similarities? Oh their yeah yeah. I also I also have had some of my best ideas, while working in a patent office was staring at, flock tower in a small german town, that's what he did. He just worked in a patent office and stared at a clock that was the centre of town and that's how we thought of relativity and all those other you know: that's where he had as a bomb idea Conan. He did not have the Abraham idea. My point is what is happening. No you didn't even true for miles. Yes, I I weren't staring at a clock. I've been there know you

you're more than the town. Is it all on its baron, Switzerland, Baron Switzerland? That's right! That's right! He was in Baron, Switzerland, Einstein and he was working in a patent office. I believe at a kind of a humdrum job and there's a little museum. You can go to now, yeah, there's a clock in the centre of town and he would stare at that. Bark and that's where he started to hatches early theory of ITALY. He was on a little train or a trolley moving away from the clock and that's how he got the idea. You see them moving towards at her away and that I got the idea for relativity and speed, and you know why you know that there is something else to this story. It's me saying that if you could go back, Einstein was Joe love to tend to be humble, but you notice how he took all the credit later I forget, I was just on the train and it was moving and I saw the clock, talented and then I thought of, and you know that there was a kid or their second take it. Take

who came by and was like in our need to take your tickets. I need to take your tickets are not at the clock. Everything's relative rights and Einstein was probably like to sleep. Sadly procured scoring in its society. Do you think? Maybe this is we did which time would slow down an Einstein was like it is always talking about its lying down when we get faster from the club. Just something I'm here, I'm just gonna do to continue to put the very. If that idea comes of any use to you. Oh young patent man- maybe you could include my name, he knew What's your name, my name is present offer ok sure I'll include you later incredible Einstein to this idea. Come to you and you alone, theocracy

that's? U S offer who, by that point, has lost his job at the translation is wandering the streets of Switzerland alone with his broken kooky clock. For a place to get some soup and he's really EAST passes. A newspaper. Einstein thinks up relativity. By himself right, like an einstein, dick. I hate another. What I'm saying is you know that someone else these stories these stories. Always something else. So, yes, you were there air right weren't, you Matt, you saw the clock tower, he didn't get at himself. Definitely there was someone else. The museum is a patent office. Is that fun well in went up. To the door and didn't go in. What does it say tiny little building and it thought cramped. I think.

There are being oddly expensive for what you're about to get wait a minute you went. Yes, you you are standing outside the patent office at a little office where Einstein thought up relativity and you owe it was for you to hand them piece of dark chocolate and you could have gone and looked actual room where the single biggest idea since Newton theory of gravity and you didn't go in- you can see in it from the doorway your sheep stay. I could see from the doorway what a cheap gay used to Working Disneyland. What? If I said I am one I'm on the freeway and you get near by trying to see what's going on in there I do understand. Go lies bless you brother. I understand I have driven by oh, I was we took off acts and we backed, and I could sort of Sea Disneyland distance. I got the idea, you don't have to go and announced I just want to see the room were clearly. Einstein was goofing off. Where is it really

goofing off. He was not doing his patent work. Sauna there's a lot of times at the office where you sit outside my office in you, you could be thinking up a theory, a quiver Two relativity or Syria that I am dead you're watching sometimes put network why his slave my defence, first of all, make Peter, doesn't face anyone else. So I can watch whatever I want. And second I just you got plague, you don't know what I'm doing. What's the dirtiest thing, you ve looked at work you really want to now. Do you really want to know? Ok? Well, my you know every once in a while when, especially when we go to COMECON, sometimes we think of and learn these new sexual acts not that there's one knew by wars and dynamic between we're after you know, we're after a comic book convention, Soviet, worse, that entry

since the concept of sexual acts, perverse sexual actually out of those two we all sit around in the audience during one year, were her sing and will be like hey it does anybody know about pad locking and then that's how we like look into it, but one of our favorite videos- and I'm saying our because a couple other people from the office came and watched. It was a like you know. Maybe it was like if this thing very hill, did you watch that on the work computer. I do Yeah I've, always I you know, I hope it was our. Does it find out like anyone cares at our office. Was I work when this was happening gear? during your or in the video,

unwillingly, I didn't know it was a prank feasting. Video I do know is that you could make a prank show like that, and I would ask what happened a candid camera. Those were such research innocent fun, but no was. I was I nearby when this issue, because I dont look at that. I'm not going to look at that. Don't know you don't look at it. They, don't you, don't you never hear people like around my office, congregated they'll, be like oh, my god, you're watching me a rehearsal, unlike my god he's quick Oda so good at it a guy that was a deep, deep, deep thought. He just tat. You think we all get around and watch rehersal. Unlike cheer you line, I just yeah you're, watching a maestro at the height of his game, you guys were shrieking and saying that is so amazing? I can't believe that, just happened. I thought your chamber rehearsal not

is going into another person's orifice anyway. They might I want is to bring it all back is that it fits thing videos had been available in that patent office. We wouldn't have the theory of relativity right. I think we should again with take two ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha we'll, never know. Well many disturbing thoughts. I was gonna, say a lot to chew on, but I don't want to Let's move along my guest today, good Lord very far, comedian and hosted the Eric Andrei show an adult swim

hilarious movie. Bad trip is now streaming on. Netflix- and it's a delight, it really is Eric Andrei welcome literally sweating, because my kitchen is, I make my girlfriends source it. Your mopping yourself right now described the action for those who were Santa Sea because its podcast arrogant rate mopping. His forehead an overly large white, Tao, mopping MA, I'm turning on the easy, easy I'm turning. Now. Where are you- and this is where J J Abrams succeeded and I failed ok dossier see I have all my windows open and close each one. We gave you a lot of credit, because two people have been technically proficient at setting up their zoom so far during the pandemic, J J Abrams holds the crown, but you were very good.

But it getting on your computer and handling everything very quickly with an eerie expertise. I will tell you this. I felt guilty appeal back the curtain for the for the viewers ship I went a little late, seven minutes late, I don't like being late and I'm always late. I live in a constant state of agony, existences punishment. For me, do I d and I asked Conan when my heroes, if I greet you very politely, he's no Wolf Blitzer, he ain't you by the way was just get it out there, Wolf, Pulitzer and Insane Caligula like mad man, monster monsters, or by you came on and use. We were scheduled to start at eleven you came on right on time and you are stuffing noodles into your face out of a ball, and you said I just Haven'T- had a chance to eat. I've never seen someone put so many noodles in their mouth and, I said,

sure it's just a podcast. Yes, but while I go and each your food you're a big deal, you got a huge massive movies hit right now you have to I am to go in each your noodles and we will wait for you. I thought you organize a huge mass of aerial I'll, be honest with you, but our true. I had spread out sand dollar banking, my man, I have seen you short list and it say it's it's it's the same. Looking it looks like the shoe. They look like spaceship they look like ufos side by side that are floating on your chest, massive you and would use my nipples in yes Aspasia. He did not little fun fact for the for the real sinner files out there you have handsome. I, like your glasses. I, like I love everything going on. I, like you, got a m, Rihanna, companion, kindness. I do you know it

Chile day here, in LOS Angeles, which means its eighty five and I'm wearing I'm dressed like a lumberjack today, I'm wearing a swell tissue. A sweater and then I'm worrying lumberjack shirt over that and those are layers of masculinity that I've added to myself that I inherently dont have air I am so happy for you because I have been a fan of yours for a long time. We ve worked together. You ve done very many hilarious things on my show over the years you ve done some of best entrances of any anytime. You come on my aren't you always insist, I can't just come out. We can't you see, ladies and gentlemen, its Erika Andrei and you come walking out. That can't happen. You always

to come out in an insane way. Yes, and it always has to be bigger and bigger and bigger every time culminating in you dropping from the ceiling. No, that was that Galvin Axis. I think I beg for that to happen, and I know you you are asking for you asked for it, but you did something else that were at the I've, where I thought you were injured. When you came up, I'm trying to member what it was possible to things once I did get injured pop down the count one time in winter? I came out of the periodic gas sets. I came I meditated in your like writers, room like ripe, boy came out, and I don't think I told your idea that I was going to meditate. It came out of meditation to this frantic Pierre, like you're, late, you're late for the bringing order we gotta stuff you in the Bin, yadda Sir, and I was sorry I ran downstairs you guys stuff we have been yadda and the art department was so frantic. They were hot blowing me into this big data and a little group of Blue came down like

It was. It was pure darkness in their gas. I know what it was and it will do so hot than felt cool at first I was a nice little cool, refreshing drought. They just now I couldn't scream either because you do it was reveal you are going to set up for the bit was his national. India. Yes, yes, they re out there again, which is the plays its set up I waited and waited, and I say that as the as a high compliment, because for their own regime, we ride ourselves on the like laziest end of the day, writing like when its five Forty five p m and I are just like rubbing their temples. I please air. Can we go home like those ideas are always the best? That's you ask them up with our dumbest. I guess so Tommy blotch. It is right that we have shared and he told us very early on in the arrogant ratio and he looked around

like we're way in our head about everything- and he goes if you over- think you overstay and taken that that, until we know we're gonna. Do you know we got that where that was my rule at the show I used to say to the writers and it's not use you over stink. I would say: remember and you over thank you start to stink because it was it's a stupid thing to do, and I always would say it like. I was Yoda and this was the greatest wisdom they would ever get It really is the really really is because there's nothing like a joke that comes from like the smartest people, you know and the smartest group of comedians and writers, you know and forcing them to think, like a third greater, there's some men. In that highbrow lowbrow. Like joke writing that,

I don't know what you think works on a level. So thank you for being Yoda to Tommy and thank you for when you over things, your mantra, you start to stake and shouted semi bloodshed, one of the most talented comedy writers. I've ever worked with really brilliant guy yeah wage angel. Sorry, oh, that is the end of the gloom burn me that I personally been yadda, but I just that is a high compliment that the set boys national, been yadda, but I love them. So I love that this is this. Is this profession you and I work in? I say you had some great entrances and I said you fell from the ceiling when she went. No, that was that Galifron axis I burst out of a pen yadda and I'm thinking what s what's stupid, jobs we have that we and you're not. Reacting me on no doctor. You use the carotid, clamp beef, Are you worked on them on their aorta words? you say it was. It was that galifron actors who fell from the ceiling, my heart,

and if a pen yadda, ok ass, I guess I'm an idiot. I will say the reason I know that is because I was so envy. Of Zack for coming up with that light, because I think that was like the very firm time. I did press and late night I fantasize about from the ceiling on your show for years, and I finally have my own tv Jonah get to get on your show, and he did that like a week before I came on like, out of the ether like right in front of me, so I'm I'm always green with envy of Africa didn't just despite you, you know I got my you got my head like that minority report that Tom Cruise worthy sentiments times, I have to say Eric. Okay, this is something I want to say in all sincerity before we just evolve into complete idiocy, but I wanted to thank you for your movie. Bad trip because I'm

thanking you, because you did something that speaks to me, which is you you made this comedy confection, which is filled with just delightful silliness, really intelligent silliness, but also silly and foolish silliness all together and its made me like you. Means more because I thought It was over. I loved that it wasn't you, weren't ridiculing other people and almost everybody who is quote victim in one of these pranks. You see them at their best there, helping theirs. Stepping in their reactions are real and then you let them in on the joke at the end and everyone's hugging, and I thought that we need more of what this is this need more of this. This just was the perfect movie for me,

right now, at the end of a year, long pandemic and just all the bullshit we ve all been through, and I think everyone having that reaction thanks, you man. Without his high praise and yeah, we pull off. The greatest magic trick of. Time doing that, I think- and I hope the movie eels american daylight now you. Why are you far? You ain't you for another, there's been one case of covert or cancer, since there is actually no one's died know there have been no deaths in the world in some came out It really is like I'm not even I had a feeling of just I watched it. Wife and I were howling and- I think really hard, and then I just I just felt good and I, in it kind of underscored, I keep going back to this, but Charles Bark, not too long ago there's here. This quote where he just said: you know what most p fuller good? We ever media and a system? And I'm not going

now, just it fox and say my fox and CNN and MSNBC everybody in social media and they like to find the fault lines and drive a wedge into it, because I'm Fortunately, that's where the money is, that's how you make money in, and this was not doing. And it's hilarious than I thought everyone pay attention to this. This is right. It is very hard to pull off and not everyone can do it, but this is the key and if comedy that speed, to me right now, my friends Percy was ok, I'm so excited gets talked Eric, but mostly I just want to thank him up. So now. I think you did not appreciate that He pulled off a miracle. I think that the best quote, We showed a very early rough cut to such man come on in his house, like invited me, and my direct remember, these are very as well like struggling with certain parts, a movie getting an icebreaker right when the Let me finish: he turned to us and Ngos. You know

can't really use accept bodies is from he's from England, because You know. You know pessimism early, because my because my movies set out the leg, suppose, the paper see an evil of rich white olive arcs, the Incas, your movie is exposing beauty and the humanity of the working class and people of color. It's like now. Polarized it showing like a man I can unity and I think I think what happens with the media is

As you know, we were like they monetize click bait and click. Babies like fearmongering end and getting people riled up and and there's not a new story out there. That goes hey. Somebody in Saint Louis was nice to somebody else. Like that's, not a new story. We just dumb put up a microphone up to like the kind of wars, parts of America not best parts from America so a miracle and its, if is allowed to get there was. I get were having worked on movie for seven and a half years and it took us a while. I get there, but we realized arrogant, ratios eleven minutes long bright, different medium. My persona on their Andre Show, which is like late night, adult swam and archaic. You know so Adela Comedy that guy can be as psychotic and antagonistic and absurd and surreal

He wants to be during a bright because early hanging out with him for eleven minutes, the guy in the character in the movie to get across and ninety minutes of footage. You have to sympathise with characters plight. We realise early on my character had to be this. Chris Farley ask intentionally destructive, like gentle Joe golden Retriever like yeah, mean well, but everything I touch turns to shit cause. I'm just chasing a tennis ball around. You know What I was really nice to set up is that you're you're in love. You see the actress. Who plays your love interest, ES, Mikhail Darlin, you see her and you you look like a dog. It's just seen an ice cream con on my day and you just you, have this look of wonder and is not a judgment and then looking at people's real reactions to your cartoonish. Frankly, Klingon

I've, never seen anyone fall in love in section absurd, certainly cartoonish way in real life and pull it off because you really meant to it, and you see this woman and you just like I did so and shall I can sweet and you're you're Europe, Bobo, seeing a pie cooing on a windows. You know that you can grants is ridiculous. People reacting to it, but I think that's the motivation and that's all the motivation you needed so pure and you cannot connect to it. So I think that's what help the movie. So much is that you're in love and Europe king a chance on fighting the love of your life and that's a very real, a ball and sweet story automatically, and then you can do the most horrible things along the way

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Four hours a day, seven days a week which Lily means no downtime, so that's a lot, learn, more it ain t, t dot, com, slash cast. This is the way to go. Back to what I said for the patient to be sympathetic to be sympathetic. So, like the price I beheld me outbreaks and because sympathetic, and I had to be in parallel in the pranks show the humanity out of the people were breaking instead of egg plunging down or internalizing them or making them looked down more. You know, there's no doubt your kind of rank. So so I also thought there's so much intelligence behind it and just as someone who make tries to make comedy, I was watching it thinking out of this, I love how much thought when so this, but when I read, We appreciate the end of the day. Was this just a nice story too

so really sweet story and that's the story. I want a kind of watch again and I felt so much better after I watched it rises, that to me, is the beauty of of of what can be done to take. I can start to go down this road of r p we're. Gonna wanna, Missus Bennet success for you and I'm very happy, but what? If? What? If people just art content to watch conventional movie ever think that, because it so much fun like you know what this hybrid. This idea that ok, let's take some of the anarchy that comes out of a really good, prank and reality cameras, sort of you, no cutting around and documentary style guerrilla style bite What's also choose our moments to really shooting in us. In with a good cinema, biographer and and with good lighting, and send stick together story as well, and I thought, oh, my god, what if what, if actors I'll go

of works. You ve, destroyed movies, enacting movies had done because I'm into Mikhail who plays Moran movie about and and- and I think we had a moment where's she said something like shit. We'd be worried that these, like every day, people that we are breaking the movie are way more charismatic than any actor comedian we ve ever met like they have. We see more personality and charisma and their light like plumbers and train conductors Alianza with operators and like they're just ice, so much more fascinating ass though it were deaf Ben. Thus, but yeah I don't know, I guess Your main was our mentor throughout.

This process he directed all the Jack s movies ago, created jackass and any a directed bad grandpa him him Johnny, excellent inspections have been working together for twenty plus years have made half a billion dollars per barrel, so he was our. He was our Papa bear throughout the whole process He tat when we first pitching him ideas me in address. My choky chow and my writing Bernard daiquiri. We kept pitching him.

Just joke base gas and he kept going. You need a story, that's not gonna sustained for ninety minutes. As I get any story, you, maybe maybe bad, I always say buddy, I'm on an adult swim for eleven minutes at night. I think I know a thing or two about a thing or two about I'm telling you. You knew worry and it's gotta have heart and it took him years to just slap us and throw a cold water and our face until we realise- and we would like even filming- we were like felt, go out and film pranks credit system together they were working. Rewriting story read like putting more more story and then like slow But surely we saw all we had some killer pranks that were totally off story and they just went away and we realized

the pranks that are on story are so much richer, even when they're really simplistic, like one of the press that I love best in the movie is when Tiffany had it characters. You know she's the villain. She finally catches up to us in this little chicken wing spot and she has a flyer with our face on issues like have you seen these guys? They stole my car, I know their clothes and then she leaves and then mean Rel walk in and everybody in the restaurants and all that's them. That's them! That's the guys on the flier. They stole the pink car there. It is and then and then he starts panicking and

He leaves it's such a simplistic pride there's no guerrilla, but fucking me there's no explosions, there's no pyrotechnics, you don't I'm coming from decide. I want everything to just be a giant explosion. Every five seconds and Jeff was like we have to. We have to have this scene, it's so on story. We and it became one of the richest and, at the same time, most minimalist pranks in the whole movie, but the people reprinting was so on the hook and so invested in story in the narrative within the movie that nay just came to life and we just lucked out with some of the most charismatic. What you know it's really. Federalism is its also justice, study and humanity and Anne and not an end. I think manatee comes out pretty well, but for anyone who has seen the movie and I think a lot of people listening will have seen it. But if you don't know we're talking about it's. This idea of these people are just there. There eating their food, their innocence,

They don't know that their in a movie and so Tiffany this comes in and says: have you seen these guys who stole my car, shows your pictures gets everyone I wound up then leaves minutes later. You guys come in paint a working hours in a paint card, its clearly the one that is right and they're all activated, and then you see them trying to figure out trying to make the right moral choice. I could re lie with. We do want a snitch on these guys, but whom- and it is this one woman who gets very invested and then you guys, leave and activity had it comes back in that she's like they were just here, and she has a friend who sang you're saying too much, and I guess what was so beautiful about it is that I liked ever When was trying to do the right thing Joanna Mean, and I think right that I take that thread just We spend so much time talking, especially last for five years about how sick arc

tree is and how sick we are and there's a lot of self loathing, and certainly we have our share of problems and, I would say America and humans Have always had their share of problems, and I think this country is always a work in progress and we always need to do better. I think that's all perfectly true, but we get hammer. So much and throughout this film just kept seeing people for the most part being incredibly shit you're acting, you know. For you than rattle you're. Acting like a complete fool. And you're really but you're, practically vomiting on people and you're putting people's lives in danger and people are still trying to help you and they're trying to steer you under the right path, and I loved that because I thought that that's my experience with humans is now seventy percent or pretty good, You know. That's, that's not bad, like Libya seventy mate, but this that I think that really came across in the

elements. I couldn't believe how patient people were with the other than those partly view that there is a scene where human rights are connected. This is that old, comedy trope through man's penises being attached the trees finger trap anyway, you know we ve all seen it. The marks or others did. It gets Adela were attached every year by the cock, but I just love that, like one scene where I felt there was a momentary- felt real jeopardy when you guys went into a barber shop. To ask for help because your penises were attached and I admire could have gotten killed. What do you think We could have gotten killed the guy that we bring to confer

that he was gonna kill us after we're not was the eighty while others from the tossing third for anybody balancing the movie sprang Africanist Prank and wherever were connected. Our penises gets stuck in the chinese finger trapped and we take it out. So we run into this, I could ask barbershop and this dude we go to use me. Sir. Can you cut us out of this change, figure, trap and sky, just exploded into a murderer. Edged is all he saw in his statement. Was a small business owner two eccentric perverts, yet just certain day, so laying their Cox back and forth in a chinese vintage. I didn't know what I really think he heard what we said. I beg you just saw where we're we're gap, and we also reveal that too weird you gotta get. We did have good coverage of it, but, like we like with, like cares

cars, and I would like excuse me, sir. I am I a magician magician saying, looks like one cock, but no societies to They are not in the mood for any magic. So he's start looking around the grabbing at his back back at each don't, have pulled out a knife chases out with a knife that was realms first day of shoe ends in the movie, not just the movie, but a hidden camera prank. That was the first hidden camera prank. He had ever film. He reached quickly move gas happy. He told me this by the way heat I talked to him last week and he told me he was horrified. He did that Frank and he said, quit. I just quit after that. I quit the movie and you keep telling the story is I I've heard his side of it, but he said he quit and then he called a friend to complement to like vent. Yes, so

We run out of their the thing that the prosthetic penile traps NASA have relatively rolling under part drug I'm ready for my life. We welcome. Like you, I gotta is applied and the guy a dime with a knife in his ear nose like this all. You got me like putting his neighbor way like this and rates and then and then he was I you know. I usually brimmer go to work, and I just forgot it today on my lucky and we're alive, oh and railroad that so realm walked back. I don't even think he got the a passenger bans I think he walked back to our hotel, we're in Atlanta we'd, like half dislike fate like prosthetic reverie dick these things are tracked extraction hanging out with bands you so angry out of the need to remember the other thing on walking through the streets of advantage. I ain't Eric. I ate this movie. I come in.

Yeah called Tiffany. Just event: Tiffany was not cast in the movie and where the serendipitous they haven't, where the woman who was going to play that role just dropped out cosmos. Conflict years doing intelligence. So at that moment we just started. Shooting some price would just me and rail. While we were looking for a replacement for the train occurred, and he you know I almost got a murder he caused to be had is just as a friend to vent. He goes down. His Aragon during trade will be yours, I killed, I'm gonna quit. I hate this ship and to me just are dying laughing to hang a day day and the call she calls me and she goes yo. You will have got real killed and I was their associated, don't tell anybody and she

snuff out there, that she has a Larry's. I live for that prank. Should I wanna be in your movie, went why that's great this is when I found out is achieved in the movie, because rail called her to complain about how he's not gonna he's gonna walk from this stupid, prank movie and that got her to Vienna and she's absolutely great by the way, It is common. On a cellular level. There is not one medium of comedy that she doesn't do at a hundred and ten percent jammed up act. Improv hitting here pranks there was no prank. We threw out her. There was no scenario that we threaten us using how what she would.

This girl got it and go in and take number one just knock it out of the park she is. I was like she's a movie star for regime was one of those like she's a star like she was destined to be where she's I love is another thing that I really alive, and this I would have thought MIKE Mike My comedy brain what has said this is gonna work. If it had been pitched to me, which is you're, about to be killed in your hand, from a building and Tiffany looks like she's gonna, throw you off the bill. Her characterise gonna, kill your character and people down the street EU about to die then somehow you distribute megaphone them to those. Not imposing shouting at lights, and now I want to set out the minute you start distributing megaphone people going to say why. Why do you have seven mega? Why do you have suddenly have mega phones and why you getting us involved, but no, In that moment, people

I want to help and they don't question. Did they jump over all that, and so people have mega phones and you guys are kind of, coaxing them you're hanging mare about to die single. Why else? One thousand and they're coming up with whatever they can think of on the fly to say to you and of course some of the funniest stuff in the movie to me is what these buys technocrats come up with some apply to save your life and then it shouldn't work, but it worked beautifully yeah Jeff, we're like at odds. I really wanted to do that. Prank. You mean about any he's like. Can we pull that offer. People gonna buy that as please. Let's just go for he's like ok but that is like insane and it was I'd, show crazy enough to work and when the megaphone was like handed over to the people or break I just made sure delight, keep their focus on me so, like we have my locations manner,

dresses construction worker. We don't feature him, there's no, there's no fate reaction, so we don't. We just like See the corner of his shoulder maybe his hand passing off the megaphone, and I at that moment please help as well as I could show that just paying attention to me. I don't know like mid sentence whenever I was saying whether made sense or not, so that the ass. I was just cohesive handing it really realised what was going on and my fate part of that is actually at the very top, the first woman, the graves megaphone just assumes I'm guilty. She knows what the hell did you questioned likely and yet he is guilty glad you like eighty percent and she's off her mad. You know better than again no now, but you bet it's a fair assumption, given you just put off an energy of yeah you're in the wrong you'd, but you did it.

Most people, I think everybody in those pranks winter activities, I'd like I'm like yeah he's guilty, you're gonna get it is you know what kind of interesting just this is inside baseball stuff, but I've spent twenty eight years going out and doing promotes you know as part of my gag, it's the part that I like the most. It's also the part that I find the harder in a way, because I can build up to a point where can be in front of sixty people acting like a complete fool and I can It can be that person and do whatever I need to do to get there, but an hour before that I am a quiet, cerebral person whose terrified at the thought I'm doing the thing that people are pitching to me and it's very hard to explain to people. This is this. I get with you because that now that you this movies out people, from your show- but this movies such a massive head, there are people that think you're

with that guy you're is a guy who can stand at the top of a bar and take a thirty foot fall into some furniture and then get up and start cone vomiting on everybody. Through an uniting tube. That is what they think, but I know for a fact that that's your many people and then you actually have to exist. A lot of the time is the opposite of that person in order to get to do that. Is that right, I'd say so, I think like I do. Film the cloud of anxiety and depression, I'm in in the morning before I do fall thirty feet and endeavour. You're in bars the recon. That is, that it's not I knew it. I knew it because rail was telling me Oh you know Eric meditates he's meditating before he goes and as these things as, if isn't that crazy- and I thought I completely understand that

completely understand almost having to dig deep hole and go into a very quiet place before you. Can be the person who has no fear yeah, it will have the fear and the fear is actually good the anxiety is actually good. I bet onstage doing stand up where I didn't give a shit about the Show- and I didn't have the fear and anxiety and that culminates in a mediocre set, but when I have the fear that means I want it and when you want it, you feel that regulating and the scene, so yeah. I meditate an exercise almost every day and join all just two: that's com, as I possibly can cause. I've always liked struggled with anxiety, also putting myself very exact, provoking situations? I asked the great Tony Randal misses a ninety. Ninety three. I said to him

this is going to sound crazy, Mister Randall, but I feel so bad. Sometimes before I go out and perform, and I dont no, why at almost feels necessary- and he just said, but my dear boy- we all have to feel bad in order to feel good. That's what all performers have to do and he said it like. Don't you get it. This is this is how comedy works. Now there are exceptions that we're like no Jerry Seinfeld. I think he's he's. The same guy these like what the big deal, I'm really glad to meet. You know he's he can just do it. He can do and I dont know not knocking him he's. Just I think is the exception. Like he's able to he didn't say: one women quotes now where he goes its not show fun, it show business and it is struggle and stressful- and you were Discomfort- is the audience is pleasure, sometimes especially outing hidden camera pranks, while I'm shooting the prank allow the times. I'm just thinking the more uncomfortable I am during this, the more come

I'll, be in the editing bay watching. I guess I'm so glad I took that leave off the bar top whatever, unlike push through that fear and anxiety. Right and you want to make sure that's? The thing too is wired shooting these things are for the years and years I've been doing it just in out in the fields its eye. I want that feeling of. I think we got it and if you don't feel like, if you didn't get it, yours does nothing. You can't go home. You can't get back in the van and go home unless you, unless you have it and if you don't have it eternally screwed and he said that's where a lot of the anxiety percolates, I spoke with your mind because I've had many a night where I'm like, I didn't get it. I didn't get it, I fucked up, didn't get it and then You know a few months ago by it and finally watching the bit me editing Bay and, unlike annoy totally got it I just might,

Face was down because I was what whatever scenario going. By a gorilla- and I didn't see that last year that didn't used to be a common examined. I didn't hear you. I remember there is a prerogative of Aragon regime. Where eyes I was in the streets of New York like in union square or downtowns more like having samples and like them, like old, milk movies or something like that and little example. Cups analysed. Stan, and then I revealed that I had this like pendulous mail brass swore like breast milk into this movie and then continue handing it to the people were ranking and People were shocked, but I didn't I went home so frustrated and are being so angry closing. Adding can single good reaction and the months later, when I saw the edit I was like. Oh, I

I wasn't getting good reactions does when people are reacting. I was so like tied down by this man, move prosthetic that my head was down, so just focus on getting my action right that their best reactions grabbing when I was just looking down, so it can What would you sometimes were? Sometimes you think you don't gotta and you got the best thing ever and vice versa, where you're like do that's gonna, be the best prank? Oh, my god, we got great reactions, we nailed it and then you just watch it in the editing bay and it's just kind of Luke WAR. Our task too long to get so so really economy. Constantly fucks with your head stand up to everything inside the junkie thing like here. It is my own run, closer bowed like how, like I don't get your propitious referees or whenever they require or whenever you know what you think common references and obscure reference, or whenever the issue is we're? Sometimes this little throw away dumb idea becomes like that.

Biggest head of the shower the movie or who sat so comedy fucks with your had a box of my had all the time. I am always surprised by the audience. Is the the once. The conclusion I've come to after I get started in eighty five, so it's just. I Cavan count how long that is specifically if more her breath of thirty six c ear sit yeah at psych. Ok, I like it. I like thing I started when I was a guy to heal into your eight years old. I am again now I tell you yes and review scaring drawn but the one thing I learned is you never know you'd and that is the Navarro. You can be. You know getting ready to like for a big

steel and you don't know which joke is gonna. U can be performing in front of a president and you don't you ve thought about it thought about it and thought about it and you don't know which jokes you're gonna work and which ones aren't, and you won't until that moment comes Annetta. You you, and it's the same thing was shooting out in the field. You just don't know, and there are times when you think there are times or I'm sure, o my god. That thing. Where are you now we get back, we get back from the fields and we ve got something or even on travel, show, and then I said, oh, my god. I can't wait see you guys got together that thing: Raymond Noodle hot I'm in the noodle I d just gets really crazy, don't even know what a noodle! That is why I am in the new I'm hungry, I name or whatever it is. I mean you remember, Michael Merlin, utilise and man that thing I can't so you got and then later on their show me stuff and has a lot of stuff, and I go wears a noodle Hutton ago. Yeah then cut

come together and then I'll say like your, let you you're kidding. That was absolutely the funniest thing. I've ever done. Show it to me. And showed me and immediately, oh, no, it's not there. Now, I'm supposed to be an expert you're supposed to be an expert. We don't know we just don't now you don't we have a kind of hope. We don't know. Yet the worse is when you are like kind of cocky about it. With your editor and your editors, I tell me the noodle: how does it work in your like Luke Trust, just ass. Just talk just show me the time

all right MA am I boogeyman compensation can take several opting out just like. In the end, they pressed pause. You other done showing you the guy new, like you're fucking Idiot. I just think you that we always have a swivel sharing. They do that. Cocky, swift care may show it to you and then you're like well, I'm leaving this neutral and an end it's always a little squeaky and they look at you and you go yeah. Ok, I think spare than you said it was meant we had. Maybe it's not going to do this not gonna go and then they turn back but you could oil, the fucking chair you just doing now: they're they're, they're, always right so frustrating there. Always bucking right You know, I realized, I realise that you have an unfair advantage, because I was thinking

about this. I didn't notice that your mom, I may have no this once, but I forgot about it, but your mom's is stretches. Ask uneasy jewish and your dad's, an affirmation immigrant- and I was thinking- wait, jewish black. The two of them, maybe three best comedy genes are for here I mean that's, not that's not fair, that the irish saying and we ok, the Irish. They have a good comedy gene, but I'm a hundred percent just that you ve got this insane superhero mix of powers and the accounts which feels unfair to me. Frankly

yeah, I just being Sammy Davis, Jr just down converted. I dont thel everyone around here, for I have converted to Judaism many times and it has not I'm not getting. I'm not getting that debt that sweet superpower that all my friends have well, that's reaching repairers guarding Zaire and depression. Congratulations I just want to and on that on that no well, you know what I I dont want to keep you any longer because you have been so gracious with your time. Let me Andrew I started, which is you ve? All he's been a a great champion of silliness and of good will and then for you to put all that matters,

into this movie. I know it's been a seven year struggle, but to put all that together and then to pull it off with such a plan. Really makes me happy really thank you. That is high praise and I'm such a fan, and I grew up watching your sword since it's an honor to hear those words. Well you just basically you know that was your way of putting it in their again. How old I am when I was six and you are right and that is on, and when I remembered when I was seven and you are sixty and I was watching you and you are just hitting it out of the plan and I knew twenty nine on late night. Yeah like you were, I would just for shit like watching an old like season, one of you and you look like like you

just hide your sweet. Sixteen island, I sell licorice where the other day you, Charles things, you in your pocket, New Zealand might not a shiny corner. I'm telling you if anyone wants to know what would it be like if eleven year. Old girl from the depression was given a tv show, go back and look at any of my shows from ninety ninety three and that's exactly what it looks like it see. How did you convince NBC good chance? We have you at that youth like and what I mean,

Did you go? It's gonna, be me. Maybe I don't wanna, let alone has stood up again. I twenty three years in show business remains out. I mean maybe size mine wait. I did you get anywhere, you suppose it it. Just you supposed to leave the sandwich. Orator, take the Tipp and go he's outlining. You see his corner, Lord Michael and like bunch of executive use corners several executives in Europe, Bascombe Brown. I'll tell you this. I will some day. I have to tell the whole story because it's crazy story, I will tell you that you'd think now almost three decades later, that I would look back on it and say now that aid, since it doesn't

it makes sense, but yet the plan worked and land, without always for me to get the podcast as it were, Eric just all my insane love and gratitude for what you're putting out there. I mean those bland luxuries, keep doing or of that we need. If we really do need, it sounds good thank you man, I presume, Erika, go eat. Some sausage sounds good, that's not a euphemism that they are making sausage. I will suckle aside. Ok, now ass, it has operated as out of you. That's how I eat sausage has given way to recital nine many times until they introduce a shoot out. That's just the way I see it can have a conversation hot about how you,

I mean it out of his mouth until it explodes without people getting all fuckin we're right. Eric knows you more good things and writers, and thank you that was raised by the nice renewed it. I dont often find myself in an awkward social situation because I'm a professional talker, you know I'm a guy who knows how to see the room take a situation and make it comfortable but soda. You probably had some moments you're there in your life real, I gotta know these people are not quite comfortable yeah, especially I'm like talking. I guys back in the day. Ere you now new area will that's what grabbing beers is for. You can just be yourself. You can chill with your friends and what's the best beer for hanging with your chose, you browse your friends starting new trends, Miller, light! Hey, that's right is it I just guessed you guessed right

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at seven. Thirty. This morning I got my second Modena shot. My body is now pulsating with, though, with the second Medina shot. It coursing through my veins as I speak, and so this is gonna experiment. In real time shot, didn't hurt at all, got that my four shots. A month ago today, The day sooner, you were kind enough to come with me yeah. You took it like a champ thanks an aid they told me you might not feel well later today or maybe tomorrow to that's, common? But I'm deciding that my mind is gonna defeat this its mind over matter, I'm deciding right now that I have a very powerful mind and correspondingly week by so. What I M going to do is my mind, is gonna, say no, no, I'm getting anything. Nothing's, I have no side effects. I'm just not interested can you feel anything yet like even a pain in the arm? Now now

feel I mean there's a slight slight pain at the sight by I mean well that away that's not happening, have honored done this mind over matter thing before Arizona. First time, ok is the first time that's not shrilling. That's a true. I was once I have a point a strong. Well would you say that's true Sana you do yeah and eye when I'm Durban, times right been sick and I had to perform an age decide I'm not sick, and then I have a pretty good too I'm performing, and then I get even sicker when I'm when I'm offset yeah, that's true and once I was visiting my wife's family in Seattle. This is like eight years ago in a car. Filled with her friends backed over my left foot. A guy, like her friends, are being adult males and they re in a car and it back over my left foot and I felt a horrible pain and look down and my foot didn't look right,

and it was. It turned crazy black and blue, and my wife was like. I think you broke your foot. I just said: no, no, let's not talk Talk about it and then I never went and got it checked out, the what happened. My mind, sauna. I just decided I'm not going down that road where go into the hospital, I'm not getting it x, Ray I'm not having them set the bone. It's not gonna happen, but there's no time for this shit is what I said. No, but that's not how science works. Like I know, and my dear Father is a science in yeah. I know it doesn't make any sense, but I remembered I don't want this to have happened. Why did you even get the vaccine? Then? Why not just willpower away cove it? Well, I think that spreading and irresponsible message. Ok, ok, man, I'm sorry, but I'm a believer in

vaccinations and I'm fully vexed look. That's you just raised a really good question. Why don't I just will myself not covered yeah. Well that that you just completely took apartment or if I asked you Spock, you know I was here. I was ignored. That was that with strategic I had a whole cocky if going and then now you're like yeah you're right, I'm probably now, I'm gonna get really sick, really big side effects from the US that Asia is your foot permanently damaged. Now, there's no damage to my foot because the accident didn't That's how you mind over now works. No, it didn't it didn't happen. You know one way they Coyote is chasing the road runner and the runway. Stops and why they Coyote Keats running off the cliff, and then he stands there for a long time. When does he fall he looks down when he looks down yes role model, I see where this is going. Yes, he is a great role model because he is mean first of all, people say: oh poor, Coyote, I see a guy who's joyous

I love the coyote, because me tat. He is always knows what his purposes always think of the calories that, though, that the coyotes is burning, chasing yeah, he's yoked the road runner yeah, my my point: isn't it yoked. My point is that its bill cowering inefficient to chase the road runner. That's one of those things that I you know. I understand I just fundamentally to understand as a kid bothered me here. I get it was getting the money and are you able to enjoy any entertainment. I like crap I'm like guy, I like to crime, damn joy, I mean I don't I have a hard time, sometimes with comedy, because I spent a lot of time thinking about it that it becomes what they call a bus men's holiday. You know, but I never that given her that you're dead

haven't you meant, as anyone here that phrase Ok Buskins holiday used to be. I think that phrase comes from the nineteen, thirty or forty from people would get on a bus and take an ice trip around the country. And then you wonder what is that? us man do on his eyes, and so it's are the best Means holiday. I'm sorry, ok was so I as someone who thinks about comedy all the time if I'm watching, I might not real MAX watching a late night talk show because I go how ya doing all number forty five b you know on. I am never twenty seven J, I am sure that you like, if so If you went on a vacation to an assistance convention dear what an awful vacation that would be. Oh, my, Let's talk about schedules: let's talk about getting your boss, coffee, Could I do when its lukewarm? What are you at the helm? these splatter. Does your boss taken his coffee? I wasn't too finicky about food and stuff. Was I listen

Oh here's what I haven't! I like her food. I would take it to you and then you'd be like the hard enough, and so I would have to take it back in heated up same with your coffee, like there was always this like it's just now Hoddan failure. You may you were not died, No, I was an annoying by now, but I, like you, know I, I think, you're a bit of an under cooker. I know that you're not experience. Ok. Now it just in general and being honest, I being honest with you you're someone who, as you have said you didn't, have much experience with a microwave yeah so you tended to hit the button which probably did through seconds, I'm someone who had sit like seven times. I, like my food to look like it just was rescued from the centre of the sun, do not a meal might just isolating with heat during that segment. You said you heat up for two minutes: is heating up your lunch is for four minutes. I open mind typically

yes in the microwave you are using, was the first microwave ever built gave a circle. One thousand nine hundred and seventy five and it was a nicer prototype. That's what you were using you had to put on a bee keepers, outfit whenever you turned it on and you would fire up to Bang and yeah you'd it for five minutes and would come out, and maybe it was one degree war then it was when you remove it from the visa. So my point is you didn't? Have good microwave and you should have compensated. Ok, that's you know what there was a time when I an hour a summer programme first for high school students in one girl had never used microphone microwave before in her life, and she heated up in and out french fries for ten minutes or my God and the smoke alarm went off in the entire building had to evacuate? I think she was Quaker that's the way to end any story, Anytime? Anything happens that is sort of a stranger we're just go. I think

he slashed she was was Quaker. That's the way there is a hierarchy of cultures that use the microwave and there's the last analysed Armenian. Except for quick. So you're saying are so Armenians, don't like microwaves and you're, saying Quakers because of their faith. Can they can re music so, like Amish, your Mennonites would be in there to yeah. We don't know they can use. The amish can use a microwave, it's made of wood yeah, it's a wooden, microwave and all wooden components, which is it still achievable, but it tends to burst into Flanders, the other. A true story. You know those yeti, coffee containers. Yes, someone gave me one of those Yeti things because I do not want to drive around it like to drink coffee and it keeps it nice and hot and I have some coffee and one and it was getting cold, so I went to put it in the microwave, its metal. Oh, so what I did was I just open the microwave I put it in I slammed shut. I pressed oh, you know thirty seconds

and the thing lit up and just start to go and one neuron in my brain went now, and so it still one second and I reached over and ripped open the thing and pulled it out just be or I don't know what happened was gonna happen. I think, if I mean again anew reference. The movie, weird science, I think, have gone back in time and had sex with Kelly the Brok but That aside, I don't know that was we. It was weird it was I ve, been an explosion. I literally said out loud now and opened it up because I guess I do know what happens, but if you microwave metal, it's bad right, yeah yeah too bad. I would know that. Here's, the thing you see you you ve, become so dependent on the microwave that your leg We put this in their without even thinking about what it is in. Your entire house could burn down the aisle- maybe maybe I'm too dependent on the microwave. You owe me.

An apology before I male out a letter. I microwave it for thirty seconds and doing things is a microwave now that are necessary. I take a tylenol, I microwave it for fifteen seconds, because I think it's gonna just make things happen faster once it gets in my body if it slightly warm mind over matter yeah anyway, this was a great Pierre, safer vaccinations. Would you happened? You know we should deal with you, get it out there in bed. If an idiot like me is getting vaccinated, that's assigned everyone's resonated. That's how common sense it is to get vaccinate seriously get vaccinated. I can't say that enough. That's that I'm very serious about. I just said my second shot, so feeling nothing because mind over matter

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