Using the comedy central March twenty two thousand, I e from probably said, rose World news headquarters in New York this, is the daily with revenue years. Man I'm so excited our guest tonight is the start of the biggest movie in America. Right now, we're so excited to have a back and we shall lose pizza. Young

You also onto my show the secret checks on women, the worst best parents and I'll show you the right. We took a bagel, so, let's catch up on today's headlines. Briggs, it's it's! How people in the UK say we're screwed and now things are more briggs, then of the future of Britain. One of America's closest allies is uncertain right now, as the Rex, it deadline looms in a last ditch efforts to end the requisite deadlock. British Prime Minister Teresa may promised parliament she will resign if it backs her withdrawal plan.

He's plan fails. Parliament would have until April twelfth to come up with an alternative or exit the European Union without the idea. Now this thing is so crazy says you gonna resign. They voted eight times on the votes got accepted, and now, nearly three years after voting to leave the European Union, the UK still can't figure out how to actually do it right now. Briggs it is the world's biggest escaped the room. That's all this is everyone just confused like have you tried right, taken no tried a gamer. Doesn't work is not working about the irish Border Stock Stop sprightly, almost that's not a whale thing. While it was worth a try, I wake adjust stand out like that. I don't want to leave the room, will bloody hell. It would be an escaped the Rome if we get a nice guy did it. I know this is a complicated, but let me

break it down. We join all of you here to say: boss no actually live in America now. So this is your problem, but I do have a very funny way to explain how totally exclude you are so proud of you. Scope can have. Basically, Briggs to be honest, we shouldn't be surprised that the British are taking this long to leave Europe. I mean don't good, leaving anything pubs colonies. Why do you Alfred is still living with Batman a forty year. Old man doesn't need a nanny. He just doesn't know when it's hard to believe that, most probably, like I told you, I can take care of myself outward that you just crank, is how about a little back nap

I'm ok offered only if you give me my bet blanket of course, of course, yes of Gaza in other news, just a small lets. A month ago, the empire actor was attacked by two trump supporters who turned out to be nigerian weak lifted. Who turned out to be american brothers, then, after just he was arrested for taking a hate crime, all the charges were suddenly dropped for no reason, and now the story is getting wid just when you thought the case of justice, couldn't possibly have any more twists and turns it does again. Just use mobile told me is that he was attacked by two men wearing mask now. The journeys as one of the might have even been a white face. But let me Allah five minutes to Google and I was looking at the brothers and one of the first pillar. Does that showed up actually was one of the brothers in white face doing a Joker monologue with White make upon and co? It's not it's on employers. I'm sorry, what

so now, just lawyer says he might have thought those Jerry and guys we're white guys because they were wearing make up under this scheme. Mosques- and she says that makes sense, because she saw a video where one of them was in white face First of all, that's not white face. I that's Joker fate. That's not how white people look. No one sees that Ngos that Karl we'll give computed this. I just by the way, by nigerian movie production standards that UKIP is blocked. By that I mean that movie. In fact, I actually hope they make a nigerian Joker movie will be amazing. Were the best thing we like. What's your city s butler, Ah you offer that for me, but my. Why are you for

and also what you do have a non EU are grown man, but you grow up up are moving on to some sports news. The Olympics is getting desperate again olympic athletes are a step closer to going for gold and break dancing. The international Olympic Committees Executive Board is officially recommended, adding break dancing to the twenty twenty four Paris Olympics. They hope it will help attract. Younger audience. The committee will also consider three other sports for the Paris Games, skateboarding surfing and sport, climbing who break dancing up the Olympics, like that idea. Firstly because I want to hear Olympic announces commenting on brig dancing MRS be like, and where's the lock waiting now for the power how and where it is. This fool knows what's up.

Look I get that they want to make the Olympics more interesting, but you don't have to add new sports Rachel, many sports. I just take the sports. You already have an added What death to the name now, I'm watching everything I don't care about lose. Death, luge death hurdles? Are you kidding death, Javelin, who's, gonna, die and curling, I'm just waiting to see what the brooms afore are you sitting me and finally, finally, this is a story that really affected me. Personally. I've lived in New York City foremost for years now, and you want. I love about this amazing city. Is how multicultural it is. You can bring your own everything to the special music, your own language, your own style and they will be space for it, but One thing new Yorkers will not tolerate. Is you messing with their food

All the green cheese and lay off the locks. Bagel gay controversy has exploded on social media wholesalers. Man is taking some serious heat for having is bagel sliced a little differently. He bought the bangles for his office and had them sliced vertically like bread. He said it was a head at the office. However, some called it a crime against bagel. He unworthy. These chief of detectives also waited saying it was out of the port and men's jurisdiction, but he says would never happen in New York City yeah. That's right, never knew. Are you kidding me or you? Can you As a new Yorker whose adapted to see this boils my blood come on man, you don't bread slice beagles? What are you a pizza with a knife and fork as well you see what you ask, what are you doin? There's only one proper way to eat a bagel, and now you guys know, because in New York has already had to tell you this, but for everyone else up there is ready.

When you getting a bagel. What you do is you ve got your bagel, you ve got your locks and you got your cream cheese. Ok, that's what you got! Ok and then what you do it, You try and put everything in the blend, so you put the cream cheese in the blender with with the locks as well. Ok, and then you get the beagle in there we go like that, thinking? You haven't, looks a little bit dry. That's why I had a lot of choices. But not too much. Just one bottle: ok and then what you do is you make sure you got that all in and then you just let them come on. Come on, it's like relics, up what it's free delicious! You get that for any chunky, all that's all! Yet there we go and that's how you make

That's how you make a new baby. I am baby. I move on to today's Tom Story, just soy book the college admissions scandal for the past few weeks, the whole country has been rocked by the news that hundreds of parents have been accused of bribing their kids way into America's elite. Colleges, and also you see now and now some of the people involved are beginning to face the consequences. This morning there

word of new investigations, while the first wave of defendants charged in the scheme appeared in court coaches, charged with taking bribes test, proctors accused of helping the wealthy students cheat on their admissions test, phasing Pharaoh charges in Boston, Yale announced Monday that aid has rescinded the acceptance of one student linked to this scandal. You have seen our says: it may expel students who are connected to the college admissions bribery scandal. Yes, the coaches, who helped these parents and the scam are now facing major jail time. I mean, of course, that we're gonna get caught when the one APOLLO coach shows up to practise in a Bentley. There's gonna be some questions and there are some people who feel bad for the kids who did nothing wrong, because now they might get kicked out of college because what they parents did. The truth is sad, but it does make sense. It doesn't really matter. If the kids didn't know their parents bribed their way in the point, is they got into the school under false pretences?

I mean if tinder puts Chris Hems Woods photo on your profile. People are gonna swipe right, but you can't blame your matches when they buy a lot of the date. You know, given that it does not what I was promised a year, but I didn't know I give it. I know, and this whole college at me, scandal has brought up a wider conversation about a couple of things. For instance, what's going to happen to fuller house without on Becky, you know personally, I don't think they need her, because if you ask me that house was Two for a larger conversation. People are having is how some parents are so obsessed with giving their kids an easy life that they are willing to do anything, but a strange as it seems, this kind of parenting is actually a growing trend in the wake of the college. Mission. Stand out, there's been a lot of discussion about over parenting, well

say hello to snow, plough, parents bombs and dad determined to clear any obstacle from their jobs. The acquaintance I recent near times warning conflict Paul. Seventy six percent of parents have reminded their adult children of deadlines, including for schoolwork and fifteen percent, say they have called or texted their college students to wake them for their classes. One more step from that eleven percent of parents with adult children would call there. Child's employer here she had an issue at work: no, no, no! No! No! There are parents out there who are calling there at all children's bosses. If there's an issue, though, the two people who should never be interact with each other are apparent talking to a boss is so cool

Easy, but is not even a combination in the porn world. You understand that you want to stand up and they have every combination. They ve got teachers, students, they ve got poor boy housewife, they got dad baby sitter, they ve got astronaut baby sitter, they got poor boy. Ass for naught, but there's never been a portal that was like. My son needs a standing desk in his office. I'm not taking no for an answer. If not a thing I did you propose examples of nope law. Parents will wid wait until you hear how far one parent went to shield her kid from something even scarier than MRS Klass wet food. Doesnt anecdote in the New York Times. One girl trial did not like tat need sauce with her food, so her entire life, her parents help for avoid sauce tomato sauce, catch up mustard. Ok, all that they even call their friends houses before

in order to make sure there was no sauce available, was going and are always going over. So if that when she went to college, that's when the problem was, she didn't know how to cope with the cafeteria options of sauce so you're not dropping out of school. No way to begin with this one, you dropped out of college because of source. That was your big concern at college. Everyone else at school Like em page trawl, abolish eyes, and this girl's after this I like, and what about some dry food matters, matter maybe just sit this one out again. What I've heard of people being picky about food, but no source is just so broad like what what does that mean? No, no tomato sauce, no gravy, no condiments!

Are you ok with guacamole premise that sauce Can you moisturize? No, because I mean lotion is basically just software. Your skin, I mean so look this whole snowplow apparent thing is pretty good and you might be wondering what kind of parents would do such crazy things for their kids. What we were wondering that too, so, here, the daily show we decided to make a little documentary to find out who these parents are, I am Arnold, I'm Deborah Ann, where snowplow parents near we try and clear any obstacles are challenges that may be in the way of our precious boy Billy. I knew he was special from the moment he stopped wearing diapers at age. Five.

One his life to be perfect, so we fix all of his problems before even realises that the problem, whether its spying him Instagram followers paying a cheer later to go to problem with it or even beating up potential bullies before he gets to school boy. I was up. Nothing why it's hard keeping up with it, especially as he's gotten older but a lot easier. Once we put our jobs. What's the hardest thing you ve had to do He still doesn't know. It is grandma died last year, tough, keeping that rules governing hello bill It's a very much grandmother by the way things were putting me in awesome documentary about gifted teenagers this Nowthis documentaries about snow plow kits

Michael Cashman, like everybody,. How can I get my guess tonight is an Academy award winning actor who currently stars in the number one movie in the country. Us please welcome

No reason you won't come back to the show. Thank you very much and welcomes the biggest movie in America. This is like a run, the dual having I mean black Panther and now us out

how does it feel really feels really good whereby, as it should, I mean us has really done amazing numbers, you know what what's what's been particularly impressive allowed as well. Is that it's not a reboot? It's not it's not a remake. It's not a re anything! It's completely original form that is blown people away, and I will lie which I went to watch it in the cinema. My friend, like we're gonna, do this thing set down my friend David when I want to watch a movie, and both of us are terrified of horror, movies,

and you are one of the scariest horror characters. I have ever come across thankyou that likes it looks that's a character. I've never seen you play before. I know it was a pact that I didn't. I ve never seen myself play this film stretch me in such exciting ways. You are doing both Adelaide end Red who are so different from each other and just accessing that really dark, and you know damaged part of that character and and allowing myself to be three key and and creative. You no rats,

that role gave me a chance to really be creative and go to places that I've just never been right and I'm I'm giving away any of the plot this morning like the trailer but but but basically we see this family. You know yourself and, and Winston Jus can you you have your kids and you're on this regulation, and then there is another version of you that shows up, which is one of the most terrifying things. Is you looking at you like the dark side of you like a very powerful message, just in in the moment in the it's about the dwelling of human nature? You know we all have a darkness inside of us that we often suppress and when it goes on, attended to and acknowledge its can. Sometimes you know rare its ugly head and actually be quite destructive too us right into the world, so Adelaide she's, convinced that something bad is about to happen, and then she's proven right when these dapple gather show up. I don't know their life that my destructive so want to kill me, though, I feel like like like if there was like an evil trivia come on Belarus

I drive? Oh no, I am happy that we get along the movie. Has you showcasing so many different terms, because you playing a completely different character when you doing that you you're not acting opposite yourself? Could you not there? You have to be there and then, and then you do you ever forget, which version you all well no because of the hair, you know I'd the hair is so different roles, retraining, sure you'd be like evil. Here. The sea rival hairs like this evil eye on call her all like. That's it that's interesting. Red hair is like this and Adelaide Harrah's like this shock up. Let's talk about nominal, but let us talk about this, the I dont you call her evil cause most people, including most of Europe, moving you like Lord she's, the evil version. Well, you know.

Actually, I find that for me, my process as an actor is to find the most human, the most real part of anybody right when we started, I was actually quite intimidated by the genre core. You know and means to frighten. You know and I had to work on being frightening, and I don't even know what that means. So I had to like really research. What would make someone do the things that this particular character does hand then investing Because labeling the character with those judgmental words like Queen P or are wrong liner shares or all that I think it it's it you it's projection of qualities that I dont think that person would feel I dont think red would be like you know, I'm the evil yet. No, she would never say that. So I try to avoid that kind of judgment. When I'm creating a correct one of my favorite moments, I have, of course, to the moon was we were standing in in the cinema?

We will lining up to teach you get tickets and I only have one of the people say. Why was the line for and then one of the people in the cinema says? Oh that's for us here and there and then the garrison It is like a black horror movies. Like I'm, that's like like up. What do you mean lack horrible, be, but I, but I understood strangely enough what he was saying like some people think the form is like.

Like black scary, all scary, about a black. But it's not it's just a story right as a black family right when it's scary yeah and we have black characters of the centre and they represent human beings. They represent all american qualities land. It's it's a novelty to have a black family at the centre of a horror films, but their blackness is not in question right. Actually, just quite unremarkable right, what's remarkable is circumstances that they find themselves in, and you know, there's a there's the duality, even in the title of this film, it's so when the president is for us. It's for. It seems in that moment that that person who's asking is not included right. You know and that's what film is about its about. If there's enough, there's a dam and what happens when we separate ourselves from each other. It's a powerful film. It's doing amazing numbers for a good reason. It has people freaked out. You have now done action.

Horror and drama which means next up is gonna, be a musical I'm excited for you know everybody. Daily show the terminal ears at it. Wants the daily show weak nights at eleven and central on Tommy, central and calmly simple watch episodes. Videos at the daily show that not all of us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram an subscribed to the daily show on Youtube or Exclusive caused an emerald. This has been a comedy central podcast