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What are you guys? It's tory enemies from empties official challenge, podcasting we're here to tell you that we are covering a brand new season of the challenge, all stars, honour, podcast. Yes, that's right! The challenge all stars is coming to paramount for us and for the first time ever, every competitor is a challenge. Final, we'll get into while the explosive eliminations, hookups and drama with the challenges and producers who lived through it, listen to empty these official challenge, podcast on the ice radio have apple podcast or where ever you get your pod gas. Hey friends, I'm janet barney and I'm Dante Bosco and we're your hosts for braving the elements. Nickelodeon spike ass, celebrating all things avatar, verse, foreigner feebly were come back for season two and were comin in half. The fire nation
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how do you brought new york city- and I am addressing you Bob shake up- is the daily show with Robert? I think, if you thank you, thank you. Thank you. So much we got a great. So let's get into someone ruined donald sums, but they were gonna get into that our very own, Michael cost. That is creating a new case pop super group and kim
russia has broken the internet and- street this time plus nigerian mega stock debutante, is joining us on the show tonight. Maybe you'll find let me be a backup, not in one of these music. So let's do this. People has just straight into today's headlines. Ok, let's kick things off with the mid terms as you probably right now in america, primary season is in full swing and the poor memories of elections before the elections that determine what's going to happen in the elections before the main election anywhere last night for states held their primary elections and was actually a good night's for donald jaywalking trump. You see in south carolina one of the few republican congressmen who voted to impeach trump lost badly off the trunk campaign, heart against him, and ass a weird thing about trump. He might not remember how to speak. English
he'll never forget anyone whose dunham wrong For we gotta go revenge, spreadsheet four hundred rose d just sitting down the computer like answered row floor met, and I may be allowed my pants. It was not good prince. Meanwhile, in the vat, election denier, one there, publican nomination for secretary of state, which, by the way is the office that certifies the election. And while this not great for democracy, it is fantastic news for donald trump, because you see this gets the job as like having a boy as your parole officer. Now, don't worry I'll be in the cup. We can't have you going away. We got a party of friday The only blemish on the night for Donald was one of the candidates he endorsed in south carolina lost. Boy. Was she sorry another?
Caroline erase. Gaining national attention is now decided, representative nancy mace one, the district one republican primary against trump endorsed candidate katy airing tin, airing tin conceded endorsing, may send apologizing to former president donald trump and donald yea. Tromp, sir, I couldn't give you the birthday present that I wanted to give to you for you always be my number forty five. My number, forty six? You know why I am I don't know why anyone would think from supporters are occult it's just a normal woman apologizing to trump for losing her election on his birthday is not occult. This is a very normal thing. Please forgive me dear leader, so normal so normal by the way. What was all that about you, always be my number. Forty five, my number, forty six, because I
I get? What you say but, like I know, troubles the forty four presidents, but ass. She saying that he still the president because then he wouldn't be the forty six president it'll be the forty fifth president. Confusing and if I'm confused, you best believe Donald. Is really confused. Believe, probably only watching that speech like wage, so I'd just like to ask, I should call our marriage their land, but let's move on to some international news coming out of the united kingdom, America, strange father. Like many countries around the world, the uk has been dealing with an influx of refugees over the past few years and usually Usually one a refugee flee their country. They have the right like any nation in the world to take them in, but recently
response to the large number of requests. The uk announced that they ve struck a deal with the east. Recognition of rwanda to take them If that would try, stay in the uk. So in a way they did the geopolitical version of when your car, says: no, I'm sorry, but you should totally they'd my friend now. Obviously this arrangement of ruffled, a few feathers and before the uk, could deport its first plane full of refugees. The european court cancel the floor. the first flight of a controversial deportation planned by the uk, was ground. At the eleventh hour, the plane was on the tarmac its engines had started in the cabin crew was seen boarding when the euro
The court of human rights intervened under the controversial government plan. Anyone who arrive importuning legally this year could be relocated to rwanda and once in rwanda, there'll be allowed to apply for asylum there, but not in britain, prime minister, Boris Johnson, said it is about halting human trafficking. We have to interrupt the business model of the gangs. Human rights groups and church leaders have criticised the plan as immoral. How tough story? Because, usually, when boris Johnson takes a position, the opposite Is the right one and that's why his hair is always like wherever he goes, I'm looking the other way: watts, if, I'm being honest, If you ignore boris, the argument does make sense. many gangs, smugglers and human traffickers have started. Music, the refugee crisis to make money off of desperate migrants, and so by doing this. People
genuinely trying to escape a war zone, they have a safe country to go to, but now the smug, don't have a business. Animal economic gonna. You to smuggle them into rwanda. That's true! If the uk wonders immigrants leave, don't deport them, Let the marriage, the whale family and eventually the level now get something big and can I just say as an african as it africa I take a little bit of offence.
When human rights groups in europe say you cannot send refugees to africa, those on human beings and who lives in africa. Here man I know I know some parts of africa have a tough, but we ve also got cities. We ve got wifi. You know we ve also got races, white people, you have left them behind. Acting like we don't got shit. Somebody's europeans think the only hotel in rwanda is the hotel rwanda. Actually, the gutter. Listen reticent, blue. By the way has a waffle, bonn everything. This is the problem. Problem is only one well known movie that takes place in your country, you know it People go on like judging france based on ratatouille, not all the restaurant one by rats, because here rwanda was trying to do something nice and then I have two here. Everyone talks shit about them. Maybe if you
offered to donate a kidney to someone and their personal. No thank you. I'm going to see if there's a more developed kidney mangle p blood than bitch. Let's move on some other news You get when the wolves of fashion history and celebrity collide. Guest winston churchill wearing couture at the top gun from here you wrong, but those are Yes, no, The big controversy. That's blowing up the internet right now is what Kim kardashian did marilyn monroe dress,
or one of the most iconic gowns and american fashion may now be damaged. Marilyn monroe collector is making the claim african carnation war dress, belonging to monroe to the med gala. Last month the collector says that there are missing crystals and several rips along the zipper, unroll war. The dress, while singing happy birthday to President Kennedy in nineteen sixty two there is no common yet from car, dashing or ripley, believe it or not, who lent the dress to car dashing. You know, sometimes I feel bad for concrete action when she doesnt work loads. People are angry when she does workloads. People are angry. What's a lady to do but at the same time Kim what were you doing? the marilyn monroe dress, is one of a kind piece of american history, one of a kind. That's it I've gotta happens every year, people dressed like hamburgers that you could have want anything else, because if you are entrusted with a piece of american history, you better do everything you can to take care of everything.
I'm just as an example. I recently bought the stove Pipe hat that was worn by Abraham lincoln, yet, the reason I bought it, because it's the perfect natural hold it really well, he might hide you know what you see here. You see what I'm doing eating nachos out of it. I always make sure to win sit out afterwards, because that's being respectful, the men free the slaves come so look came up, she took a big risk with a delicate artifact anna backfired, but you know, because most of the blame replace. they're the ones who loaned the dress, took him and, first of all, please believe it or not. Even stress in the first place, a woman war dress? I believe that I think I could read my head around that concept
but please owns the dress there in charge of preserving it. So if they told her, it was ok to wear it. That's on them. You know, I'm saying it's on them, but out of I don't know about all the museum rules. What you can use what you can do with historical artifacts. I dont know any of that stuff. Only learned from the story like, if the you, ve called me, and they said, kiss the mona lisa for a selfie. I would do it and I would use tone from a lot of people- are vulture lotta people made mistakes to make up for it. ripley should have to sell the dress to a real museum. The look after it properly Kim kardashian, while she asked- show up to next year's met, gotta wearing some of the other historic items from the ripples collection. To put it off how she does it? Finally, like many tech company, were riding high during the pandemic. Netflix is now no longer having a good time they ship,
has dropped seventy five percent, they lost two hundred thousand subscribers and it turns out the new comedy special they bought from Dave Chapelle, was actually cake other than laying off employees and raising prices. Netflix the figure up. Another way to convince us to come back and chill, and so that's why they decided to pin their hopes on a tried and true franchise.
This morning, netflix says it is turning its smash. Hit squid game into a reality. Show competition series deathless released a promo announcing casting were squid game. The challenge the new show is set to offer the largest cast prize in reality, tv history, a whopping, four point: five, six million dollars. Squid game is, of course, a south korean series on netflix reality show is looking for english language speakers from any part of the world. Netflix has not announced how they plan to adapt the game. Work. Intestines competed a series of schoolyard games. Wait what wait wait. We will not know if you're gonna make squid game and nobody dies than what's the point. So now, I'm just watching people play red light, green light and tug of war. What am I a camp counselor shit. I ain't even watch the kids when I was camp counselor and don't worry most of them didn't drown
I'm just saying the show was already about a game show, so you don't need to make again show about it. if you want to do this, you should take like a normal netflix show and turn that into a game. Show them more sense like strange things that you could put Bunch of contestants in high school see how long it takes until someone notices they actually twenty five years old. either way, I'm just saying they were to find something more interesting than cutting out cookies. Yet you know they should do One of the challenges should be. You have to try to find a good shows on netflix
Let me tell you now: have the people are dying in that game measures which man knew which menu bar that's over the headlines? Let's move on to something that everyone loves it's time to check and on today's lotto numbers. What does a loan of brain now? Listen, I'm just here to do this here. Otto now I know you have other correspondence out here. I will not name nay, but they don't want to go the the they don't want to give you two traffic noticed I've noticed and have bills to pay. So I have no problem. You won my job. Alright, let's do it was given to the lottery, gives it a lot o now. I know that there is no cash.
Let's not talk about that, and this is to lots of local jump into your mind. You I said Ok wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! making up numbers and then they popping up on the screen. Numbers have existed for thousands of years that it makes a fallen on thing. I'm saying, or are you just saying a number and then the public with the machine? You don't need a machine wives trying to replace me. This health check out situation. No, I'm not replace you, I'm just saying with the machine that chooses the numbers,
I can choose numbers, I'm a college graduate. You just want random numbers like it ass. We went random number here. Their number! Ok, thirty! Six, while my day by the way this than I was here what you say before my girl Kimberly no well card dashi. Why did you come from a girlfriend? Why don't you come in for my girl always supposed to be may. She borders, dress and it might a real A little back as some seek was came, the all worn address with sequence. If you start
with a dress and think what you don't end with a direct and think what damage we, not a jolly. Never no one night before I have been with swore I e a fleet that is dresses work. Ok, that's not her fault plus. Why would you give her distress I just didn't fit. We are not interested and why do we not address didn't fit producer? We seek him correctly that the met gallop just giving you body but she had on a jackal around our waste. The hall tat, dangerous, didn't zip should exist you ve, never been a driver good shot when you have a shawl on all night. Oh, never been eleven p m the night before bra meal. I walk this dress on fit shawl
twenty twenty two and put it in a night things fixed these black white lady drive and what a black? Why the court? That was not a word to say, I think the bigger arguing people were having as they sing the dress is a historical artifact. That's why can shouldn't have wanted? I think that will be saying. Oh ok, we'll list if you let me get a hold of like a historic artifacts, they, like george, wash since when explaining that major dobbin you wearing it lit the day when you, another year, ravin horsehair and now bothwell hot air. Clark went in everything, and I got farmers with out here too to save lives. The recent lazo numbers please yeah
twenty seven mommy. Sure you don't, even if you ve been living under a rock for the past ten years, you still know who beats. Yes is superstar K pop group, has taken the world by storm, but after selling whose grammy nominations and being valued at a hundred million dollars. The ban decided it's time to take a break
The wildly popular k pop grew bt s announcing they are taking some time apart, saying they ve had a rough patch and want to work on social projects. Armies on twitter, overwhelmingly supportive of the boys decision to rest and recalibrate young cook saying to fans where each going to take some time to have fun and experience a lot of things we promised we will return some day even more mature and we are now a growing. You guys a grey, his terrible. I feel that people would rather deal with their parents splitting up the meteors. Who do I want to live with after the divorce junker mob, deliver juggled house, not a word. people beaches is not over forever. Others is not internet explorer. They will be coming back box with BT s on hiatus. That does mean There is room for someone else to move up in the K pop game.
and our very own, Michael costa, is just the man to try and his brand new segments costs can do it jobs through the best way to avoid your family all day, cuz all kinds of jobs in this world and I'm going to try them all, because I'm michael kosta and this just got the can do it. korea, music sensation sweeping the globe. These are some very talented entertainers. They have to sing, they have and dance leaving to learn korean it's a tough job, but you know what Top jobs are what costs does? Let's dance hit me? like this I'm here with K pop super ban p, one harmony for they're, gonna teach me a thing or two and I may even teach them a thing or two fellows get to work on ready. Who are you my because tat is my segment called caustic can do it and maybe a cape upstart do with this right?
I am saying this: daphne knocking up and not with us. Are these not just we don't even know who you are you just showed up here you don't know who I am cost they can do it. It's not like Mister, Joseph daul. I know how to move national average do average. Exceptional He was one, please be great and so on star just like you reshape what oh well dating gotta, be the seventh member who getting low level today by millions of bodies. You think I'm kind of one of my move, that's just ok!
so basically, they said that you make them very sad and they said yes, I guess I'm not gonna be ok pop star, but people army still, my boys, I got my love unresented pact. This do show view shows outside Go, go away, capital joining a lot of people.
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Since I've seen you what you want and show up or to a renewed again. Congratulations on that. My favorite part of being artist musician has always been performed. being on a road yeah. I forgot to be taken away from me. It was really really sad. Bobo, happy that you know you know, sticks everything's going back to normal? Slowly, but surely we can do a full capacity, shows we gabby I would like this to happen to you. You know, I know a lot of performers when they came back those I get. We would like a shock for them. Let like some athletes will talk about how they won't usual crowd. Cheerings, like veto, would do you have anything like that? Yes, especially lay out into you Ain t, right, yeah and then obviously, I'm used to have thousands and thousands of people in the crowd right and then they put those work so, but the restrictions that big
yet the show, but there has to be like space within the tables, but he can't stand up. I most of my is. Does this all? So I remember and guess what I remember so are performing and it's like they want to get up and what form like you. I can't as is so born, so I went on the table and on ten april I'm ten nobody stay up, they like I'm about to do so. I got in trouble with the promoter got in trouble, rain women to get and closely. performing it gets worse with the crowd is like eighty percent and gives the it gives you life, would give him the hoary lingered. Then I got all we're back this up. I was in there
report has stood up. Everybody knew and we're gonna stay. Last happy belated birthday. Since I've seen you turned twenty nine in was no them. Yet you can you can. I just say this is one of the the craziest most magical things I've ever seen in my life, so I dont started this as a joke, but you for your birthday. Yes, you you posted your vinho to social media is limited. Web. Ok, tell me what happened? What happened so I'll tell you what the story was. A man you haven't got up a job here. He was David o. his venerable to social media and was, like everybody, give me money for my birthday right and then people say half a million dollars yeah so and then you will cause. I want a rescue. My rolls royce, which allow I see that my butter rose royce. Ok, so many other started this year could go so it was two things are really wanted to watch for my birthday, and I would like my manage me and my personal tee to get ok, so Thought of, as
David? Was this watch out putting money and then by Mistake my manager says what of the messages to me on my watch so that so and then at those are you actually regime because I'm the one has always given right. You never really want to receive, presents I'm the one who is giving presents, I'm doin always making sure everybody's. Ok right, someone! You know this for myself first, so I was like a memo fails in about any of that year. to mark. How is he if it gets. Lydia, he saw us I won't accounts. I dont really use like that and obey on that account was like the tell him frida out, like other just the rolls royce to major you also the price of the car is basically the same wage undeclared,
because it doubles countryman. Usually I can as it yes, yes, yes, we invite car founded thousand dollars, went to get it off. back home. You pay like another foreign without thousand so the time, because the innovative had ass yet sunlight. you're about it is her muff heavily money, enamel ship get the car up. Far put it up, You got a free. The rolls royce, obviously up how to put it up some minutes Equivalent to dollar, but to say that in dollars one thousand like seven minutes about ah take us our come back is like seventy thousand. Unlike for you, don't start calling people like famous people like come all you know I did you hit sandblasted every hardy, like everybody, that I'll tell everybody help which avoid, as I just torres call me rise by lived in others
everybody out helping everywhere. Just do not want it to me, and Martha almost it came out of the almost six hundred thousand six hundred thousand six two thousand, and when I'm like keep this like. So much is going on in the world in arms, say like I can't be that sensitive on just fill in us. My dad he's not like my mental picture before you know. You know can't you get when you got anything to say. Like you know, I was already thinking dns ankles, people, even though, like people like now a lot of people like now
you ve done so much. What can we get? Can I tell you that this is it's funny? You say that because, like one thing that I've learned around the world nigerians love giving people money, especially when they ve done something they like everyone, like, I would add to the comedy, show ones in south africa. Do the show- and then you done and then after the show niger- and I came up to have those news iq electronic that was one of the financial, my hand and or just a lot of cash. Yes, I know what is happening here. Anyone like that's what goose, rather they pay me already their normal. So I can see it so you can guess what we did. You know I welcome the next day, reflecting in unfair and others that, in my whole life now god bless me so much you know me I'll, be decided as a family and as a thing you know to donate all sunday thousand dollars for orphanages, nigeria accountability? Yeah? You know just what accountability it's like two months
We have to know which often it is room gotta, add to send people to each like. we all make sure it is actually and often yes, you nothin. So it was taken two months right. Both are going through. Who cares that role because, like at the that apply to workers and the people like those, are the covers now lamborghini and above all, those this moment? People like you, that's it! That's fantasy have the two months. I neither the spreadsheet everything was accountability. every wired. Every year the abbe money them spread went about costs I'm happy day my lifetime. I got to do that. You know one of you
What does its foreign men? I like that. I, like that, you know it's a joke, but turned into something bigger than you brought it back around our selective as some fans who going to see you now driving you're gonna, be like those are my we less say now that you got you just gotta right now is, in other words, you got your car. That's how I got this big data from about the torment like, like you, said, you'd, you told me about the title and you know you. You really been an artist who has gone from just making hit songs that a fund to hit songs that a fund also have a meaning behind them. Your new single stand, strong, inspire people, it becomes an anthem. You know this happened. Obviously nigeria, as well with booth insight that look. Why stand strong and then what why the neutral name, because I like the idea of having a music limbs that we stand strong in all, obviously like people, norman make it. mommy's it makes people smile and move You know, I'm saying, but this time I was really inspired like copy years ago, kindly west and
on sunday, service, quite yeah yeah. She did a remix time. I saw you know in April. I love you. I love you there's nothing about this. They choose Jesus I love you obviously call you do. Like always was then mother was remission, those like the resources, then I was one of the opportunity to be able to perform at them and in cairo. This was doing his listening pony animosity the best statement Lana. Yes, we had over there and are not met. Jason meant that, quite, every flew ellie. I was like How can we make this african music, the beautiful thing you gotta do it and an offer. What did the challenge myself? You know that make some make different kind of me. I love that came together and is obvious. It's beautiful It's beautiful. The tour has a great message. You gonna be in brooklyn. You gonna be in bosnia little. The tour dates on like you again with a two year over the thorny right by lived in others.
Basically me not only bringing myself america also. Get everything else. African food african fashion. This was done by an we're designer sure you are wearing african designers, Roma caused its I'm only where the designers, I'm only eat african food, I'm having applicants just call me do food bucks de la african death. That is a beautiful message, and yet you brought me no john off to the show we'll talk about it next time. Some good thing you saw a thicket by lifting other, better make sure to get it.
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Guys it's torreon in these different empties official challenge, pod casting we're here to tell you that we are covering a brand new season of the challenge, all stars, honour, podcast. Yes, that's right! The challenge all stars is coming to paramount plus and for the first time ever, every competitor is a challenge final, we'll get into while the explosive eliminations hookups and drama with the challenges and producers who lived through it. Listen to empty these official challenge, podcast on the ice radio have apple podcast or where ever you get your pod gas. Hey friends, I'm janet barney and I'm Dante bosco, and where your hosts for breaking the elements, nickelodeon spike ass, celebrating all things avatar, verse, foreigner cables were come back for season two and were comin in half The fire nation
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