You listening to Carmody Central would call a virus completely changing our way of life. Have been many questions, but in his forced all of us to ask ourselves like if grocery store workers delivery people are essential workers. Then they earn a living wage. Should health care being tied to employment? Is it ok to have a romantic relationship with your house plants, but once we get out of this once the soda and we can finally neither. Os do normal things like tongue, kiss our drivers. There's gonna be one question. One question that people want an answer to woman anything wherein the hell did this: disease come from because before the virus shut down the world, people are happy. People are happy to accept the official explanation from China, which was that the

Iris originated and alive animal market way, if somehow jumped from a bat to a human, and we would like. Ok, I think, that's the plot of dark night, but will accept it. But now now that all of us have been stuck in the house with nothing to do except through our cats birthday parties will resume everyone. Everyone at home is a time to come up with some theories about how exactly they think this whole thing went down now have also been spending a lot of time online and most common conspiracy theory. I've seen is that the virus jumped from above to a human. The same way Orioles jumped from packaging into my roommates mouth, unaware going Billy. I see you and this many people willing to accept because of racism. People saying that in China laying off kinds of crazy things hail. Her baby cookies with a piece of paper and sad. I was also

to believe this pandemic could have started as a food thing, because look man, I've been I've, been situations with food starts. A thing like I was on a flight once we're one person a tuna sandwich, but then we all paid the price so the story made sense until it came out those viral videos of people eating bathroom, won't even filmed in China yet, and then we found out that viruses conservation cooking anyway, so those out the window, then I heard about a different conspiracy theory that totally makes sense, you see it turns our corona was never just a virus. No, it was actually a weapon created to take all people. My few go online, there's no shortage of conspiracy theories. Are so here's one device Christmas, Bio, engineered in a lab by scientists to be used as a weapon or a form of population control. This is a theory. Former politician Brundtland Bishop has also

just it is to get rid of non productive China, he's in the chinese community in the way, George Bernard Shaw should be eliminated. So they don't have to be seen. Roseanne bar, is calling the novel corona virus pandemic apply to kill baby boomers. Now this theory, this through makes complete sense who dies the most from the virus. Old people whom does the most anyway old people, buy items the perfect crime and think about it as soon as people, I'm saying, ok, Boomer all of a sudden, we got Karuna virus and old people are dying. That can't be a coincidence, and you might be asking why we anyone. Why would anyone want to take out all the old people? I don't know? Maybe it's because someone was tired of giving up their seat on the bus, maybe

or is it just tired of having to open for dinner at three p m? Maybe young people, which is tat of getting there, asked what the Bengal? The point is. The motive is there now, I will admit as much as I wanted to believe that SIRI is. I had to let it go okay for the team of scientist scientist with degrees and qualifications. They sequence the genome of the cone of ours they broke down and they found that, unlike but in Miami this virus definitely wasn't manmade sulky Maybe this wasn't a biological weapons designed to destroy the slot machine economy, but that wasn't favorite there anyway, because there's one theory, one theory that actually makes the most sense- and it was this- There's a conspiracy theory sweeping the globe that Corrado virus is caused by five gene technology

the theory is that five g damages the human immune system. All of us should know, what's taking place right under our noses, what five Jack's? Actually, does it absorbs oxygen? That's really important to know five key get switched on, people drop like flies and all of a sudden got? Any excuse, because well there's a virus that some people in the UK body do it so much. They started lighting cellphone towers on fire, Z, burn in man and then and then it yes. No self bull tat was how we gonna put an end to corona There's an all group checks, I don't know who any of you people off, but I did not ask to be a part of his group. I know some of you are sitting at home right now: smuggling hotter slave G cause a liar referred is but I'll tell you how ask ourselves this question: what is five g, its assent

fast network than once through the air. You know what else costlier cool virus. What else goes through the oh man I want burgundy, I eat, while watching the lost Superman movie, five guys, five guys, five g. I rest my case. Now, I'm not a lie. There are few coverage gaps in this five g, zero, just a few just a few things that make me doubt. For starters, every part of this theory is completely ridiculous and biology. The impossible not to mention Koala Virus has also exploded in places where they don't even have five g, so I haven't figured that out yet and five g, just like forty and three g before it is born, cost us such a low frequency it's too weak to do any damage to yeah so saying five Jimmy, You sick asunder, by saying an Iphone flashlight gave you a somber. In fact, five g broadcasting, the same rate,

as a normal radio. Yeah and, let's be honest mistake this thing we ve gotten from radio wasn't virus, it was mumble number five and that only kill, but six thousand people tops. So when did the corona virus cover, I dont Are you happy? I said I don't know, but I'll tell you this. I don't care. If any of these concerns- there have been deemed, but I'm not taking any chances from now I will no longer be ordering the puppy spicy bet sandwich, even though it's delicious out undecided, I'm not gonna get old is just too risky and, most importantly, I've stopped using cellphones yeah, no five chief me from now on. I only use a painter and ya know that makes it One of the SAD News, but I'm gonna do my best. And I know the alternative to all of this- is that I can just wait for doctors and scientists to figure out where this virus came for

What I mean come on man, I'm not crazy. Daily shall determine our ears at once. The daily show reignited spent eleven, ten central and Tommy Central and calmly several watch full episodes. Videos at the daily showed I was on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram answer daily show on Youtube or exclusive competence in this has been a key but he's central podcast.