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September, two thousand retreat from probably said, rose World news headquarters in New York. This is the daily.
With renewed use. Tonight is a comedy icon and star of Tracy Omens show on age. We all Tracy open as everybody shouting about her new age here show but far less catch up on today's headlines president's Trump room
we all know he wants to build a wall, and now he wants other countries to build. One to President Tromp has a brand new border wall controversy. Only this one involves a desert in Africa. Spain's foreign minister says trunk told him he should build a border wall across the entire Sahara desk.
To work Europe's migrant crisis. Imagine imagine having the world learn about. Your told p
and it still only the second most embarrassing story about you this week. I knew I'd like to be honest. I am disappointed in Trump because when he first came up with the wall, I thought he was like a crazy out of the box thinker, but now I realize he's only got one move by only be shocked if Trump uses the wall is a pickup line like he's that got the boughs scares me miss
a drink, a wall, because somebody else is about to pay for it and is by the way. I can't believe I have to say this, but Africa is not a part of Spain, so they conscious build something on someone else's.
In other news, if you like the Boston Red Sox or if you hate the Boston Red Sox, you still love the story.
The Boston results can clear first place in the American League EAST tonight they had already printed a banner mark.
The title, but it went missing and
Louis I a cozy and James Admiral, who said they found it on this side of the road they say, fell off a truck. They offered to return it for a price
We want to give it back to them because they belong to them and it does not belong to us in in reciprocal action we will
like you know, maybe to go to a nice.
Game looking for something we could have kept, that we could have put it on Ebay. We could let you know, we got connections or we could have reached out to other sources.
They did returned the banner today, but got nothing from the red Sox in return,
Oh, it's like watching goodwill hunting without all the math.
Parts.
You're, like wider low level crooks, always use English in the wrong places. We just looking for you know these representations in a way that you know come modifies. What we're trying to look, I'm nothing. These guys are criminals, but they seem like low level crooks like who has a high for something you could prince at Kinko's for yourself. But what is the next job shaken down eliminates then Billy, you, twenty five cents short. I guess
Someone is sleeping with the prospects that might come are moving on. You ever get ready, high and think about lobsters. Well what, if a lobster already high authority
you, a main restaurant, is updating its lobsters with marijuana. The owner
far, what's legendary lobster pound says the marrow,
is meant to lessen the lobsters pain before death. You may scientists, as it's not clear, whether pot when actually make a lobsters death, less traumatic, ok. First of all, I think it's really sweet how the local news totally ran with this woman's explanation, for why?
in tire kitchen stop smoking weed. I mean that was nice of really really nice. The way they did that I have a feeling that the kind of lady who tries to get everything she cooks, high she's, like you're, putting
no you need to relax and also, I dont think is necessarily a good idea to get lobsters high before boiling them like them.
And my paranoid is getting hot in here. Getting hot run. Getting on either the headlines, this move onto our main story. Forty eighteen has been full of stories about black people, getting the police called on them for no good reason why they hanging out at Starbucks grilling in the park selling watch on the sidewalk or going ninety in schools on
Now, in my defence, I didn't notice the speed limits, because I was texting and I know you're not supposed to take some dry, but when you're drunk
made by decision, and luckily they can take my license away, because I don't have one, as I was saying, as I was saying, black people get the cops called on them for no good reason, and if you are one of the black people thinking well, I'm just gonna run for office and changed the way America works to you. I see think again
in Wisconsin police questioned in african american woman ass, she was stumping for votes, because someone thought she looked suspicious. Forty,
Seven year old she was stubs, was campaigning last month to be her counties. First lack stated
Fambly, woman Madison was,
and police say they got a nine one. One call about a suspicious vehicle, the police.
Port says. The male collar quote thinks they are waiting for drugs.
The local drug house, I'm sorry the local dry
House who says that it makes it sound like a tourist, the track,
Oh, are you gonna Madison? You ve got a visit. The local drug house fast track. I've ever had the local drug house, so Sheila stubs was knocking on doors to meet voters and someone called the police on it, which is disgusting and unacceptable. No one should be calling the cops on candidates. Ok, unless instead crews,
like, if I see TAT, goes on the street I'm pulling on our immediate and not even my free industry. Anything like that should might be legal, but is not right, and you see this credit to Sheila's credit, although this was a very traumatic experience for she's managed to keep up
positive attitude? As for Sheila stubs, she never spoke to the anonymous male, who called the police on her. But if their listening, I want them to see that I made it. I said-
I am now you're a representative,
She seems like such a sweet lady and I am sure that she's being sincere, but you gotta admit that sounds like a
Key threats, as your new
Representative, my first order of business is relocating the towns potholes to right in front of your snitch ass drive back parents today face more challenges than ever know. Protecting their kids from social media bullying lie in attacks.
And yes that doesn't happen in America yet, but they'll find a way over here. Trust me so to help parents out desolating returns with her recurring
went the parent RAP Trevor, I'm not just appearance. I am also a mom
Thank you. It's God's work.
That's a night. I want to talk about the problem with helicopter parenting, because today's parents are we to over protective, like yesterday at the plate round this mom when letter kid play with mine, because he was too rough. Largely I agree with you completely. Does you sometimes kids get hurt in the playground and that's part of life, exactly
but when my kids dad's another kid with a screwdriver suddenly I man from Chaperonage Field treads, usually snubbed YAP, Desi Junior plays hopscotch too.
When the point is, parents have gotten way too fearful and now it's starting to ruin people's lives. I mean just listen to this story. I heard last week that broke my heart.
A group of concern mothers report, a man and a parking Claremont asking children if they wanted a magic wand. Still
Coy says it was all a big misunderstanding there. He says he
has been handing out these handcrafted wants for years. Their colorful shine
and meticulously crafted if warranted by half an hour, to make the mothers of several young children. He approached posted the encounter on the next door ass. They say his actions are inappropriate and concerning this makes me so mad. A gentle artist wants to give children free toys, and these moms call the cops on hand. I hope
husband sheen on them with our hottest. Nanny, ok, but I dont know does he like? Maybe we should be launched a species of a random man trying to give toys to kids Trevor. What if we had that attitude back when Disney started
Oh a grown man asking children come into his big playground, filled with dark tunnels and a giant duck who's, not wearing any pants on. What would you say like that? Eventually, mixed Walt Disney, some pretty sketchy?
yeah. But if you get to know him, the only thing that you'll find in his heart is children's dreams and some nazi paraphernalia, and you will find anything on this kindly wizard man either I mean you tell me: does this sound creepy
do not be able to conjure spells still
coy says they do have a certain power, I'm not rich, but the amount of pleasure I can.
The human being by giving them a magic word is precious
I'm not
say yeah that sounds creepy.
He wants to pleasure. Kids were these magic wand to offer children than that. In addition,
the ones for twenty five years
he's been handing out these my fun passes. What usually gets me in big trouble? The fun pass. The side effects include dancing happiness.
Laughter and euphoria. I mean
How can anybody go wrong with that sea Trevor? This sweet soul just wants to give our children fun passes, and these
Mom's wanna, lock him away,
I'm sorry, I don't mean to get emotional. It's just. I just hope all their husbands drive off a cliff
with their height, is Nannie supper. Nannies anyway find there's you. Ok.
Maybe I'm a little suspicious and like he's just an innocent guy, who wants to make the world a bit of fun place ass, he s just one kid at a time:
this one girl she was like TAT, I gave her a fun pass and she was
so nice and I said, oh
gosh! You know what I have a magic wand. Few my car lemme go get it. You stay here and there, but I can give it to unless,
mom says it's. Ok, ok, I'm gonna say that's Heller. Creepy
there's a luxury, so I have a magic one for you in my car, but only if the mother says it's. Ok, that's being a general men, look
All I'm saying is: if we let ourselves be ruled by fear, will deprive our children of any spontaneous joy. It's just common sense, parenting. Ok, fine does so
Let me ask you this. Are you willing to take your kid to that park and let him play with Mr One course Trevor. As soon as I get caught
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We welcome the old man I nice to meet, you, yellow, shreds
exciting to meet you. Oh, I, like I say, like those an old travel came back in time. Young travel to meet you, MR on energy, and we love along its honesty, so wait for me to meet you because you're sure was really popular in South Africa. I was sure you really. I wish TAT character was Tracy Omen, something it's all your eyes put my name in the ice like y know
taking it, and I wonder how you could perform all of these different characters. You back with a new season of your show on HBO, and
well filled them. When you look at what politics is now, do you find it harder to go above and beyond what's happening in reality? It's really trick. I never used to do this sort of political starting to buy in you, but member in the eighties hands, like Prozac spitting image in England, with puppets right, had puppets of re again in and not Maggie factor, and they tried that show in America and they couldn't take it because you were making fun of the president's basin
Ronald Reagan. Walking along like president's brain, is missing in the little brain it that way, but they you couldn't do that. Then I tried it and American with no you coming from the president. Now you make him
fine, I'm everybody all the time that we so sweet. I first came to this country. Would your loving it, though yeah nothing
I got some birds to impersonate Novgorod, Angela Merkel, and to write,
the man he saw their accuracy macaroni and Nicholas Stern Janina. There's lots for me.
Did I do the man is wearing them. Work was the one that gives me cause. I mean like I get. You know what, when I see Teresa Marigold. Ok, I can see someone do an impression of that, but like what does angle of local even sound like an all, she doesn't like when I see there's no legged tickle anything. How shall I dont worry? It's like sums are allowed to stop. She just moved arms
one year ago. I think it was George dopy. I came up behind her and gave her a big hug and she would
I thought you might imagine being the only woman in the room with Berlusconi Rights version or what
might have run, and so that shows up. I don't move anxiously like, but I think sumptuous anxious.
I sexy in she's six bomb six bomb, giving off the mask
Some very valid only sees me. His hair dies, cunning handing down says so I am mad. I imagine them off duty, but I never eat. Oh, I dont impersonate politicians cause I'm incredibly political on I'm this sort of like
Fewer created, liberal, and I regret I hate trump. The most and the best I can
you know. I think I emphasise I mean I sees I'm like the poignant scenes sadness in people what a horrible time to be, Prime Minister, the tourism may yes, it is man is like the worst. I like you, I think we're exit you ve got. You got yap Trump on the opposite side. You try to deal with him. You try and do ass happening in Ireland
public school boys, like Boris Yeltsin, David Cameron, got a mess it all up, and now they got their strategy is in Normandy, inlet surveys and clear up is hearted mess. Measured.
Boys? Let me ask you this: how how happy are you when, like so so that you're saying like Amerika, was in this place, where you couldn't really make fun of these people?
and then you go about attainment american. You had characters right in two thousand six. I think it was when you got you, she asked Mary, you have known and I'll be careful. I can cause. I thought Dick Cheney, my send me home.
Are. You became an American to. I just wanted to be a more secure and being able to be a part of the system and make political geography, and I wanted to vote to an end now when you look at the characters that pop up. Are you like, like twins like that you're saying you have all of these women who you now get to impersonate in policy.
In like will really famous worldwide, like millennia from must have been a gift from God. That's like a gift of God, and I don't play her. I got a beautiful model to play her see. I know my limit
patients kid, I'm so sick bay and sex symbol. I've got tired all that I saw a let someone else do that and I played the russian rights weeds behind him, because I think the boulogne you he's a russian thing
ten years ago should, like best battled robots and but now she's like mere space station and
Old and she needs to be dropped into the sea. I put down in my show she's this bought that we keep having to come to the White House,
Reprogram had because she's she's running out of steam and she's going wrong
That's my take on it because even today,
Can I say to you today a lot simpler when you're that little, I know I've Apprehend man, I'm loving, like all of the text that you have on these people, because for you to impersonate them what are really enjoy, as you create a different world that they exist in, you creates a character like, even in the cook that we show that its recent may, whose grappling with standing up to Trump whilst at the same time being afraid
standing up to him, trying to be perceived as a strong political leader. So essentially what you're doing these characters? Are you trying to find that the human in all of them yeah yeah, I mean tourism is not my policies, not myself. Think that she's
Vicars daughter she does breaks my heart. She looks like a cross between Oscar Wilde and those for also
Did you see her dancing in Africa summit? Coming all I mean less. Aha somebody told right now
terrible. So she did it again. They told me to do. I'm excited full for this new season specific.
Because I heard that you have decided to make the show more topical. So so you you, you started making a show and then Trump happened. And then you went Brill
We ve gotta like make everything. Now we gotta Admiral Briggs. Are we going to add more trouble? You gotta show unit. Add things weekly unit change things up like what what is gonna be
The goal that you really enjoying about lovely started: shooting the shows we banks
Harry. I write em right shoot extra bit like two days before when tat. None of us of what had happened in the news, because it changes the new cycles, like thirty six minutes, not crazy, so, and that was exciting. For me, that's what we're doing my own little many Somerset.
Do not life think Jolly excited in England. You know got exciting for us. Do like England, you come to England, where I was so funny about the royal where
I like you from do come to England. I think you like waiter, when I saw you and enjoyed by the cap budget. No one spay that you are very farming will. Thank you very much of what you said that day areas where it is ridiculous. It was a fund wedding. Wasn't it was due to any of the royal family? I do comment upon wells.
What what? What like? What I knew? Not why not
I always wondered what did I originally whew homosexuals often over there, like, I think, he's one of one who grandmother and protects the she takes the grandchildren and let's do things like you're drunk.
In barrels. We should come up and see a lot of fun. I think you know I could the jury duty, all baggage, like sharp people.
And then just watch you enjoy it before you go? I have to know like what is your most favorite there's gonna, be like the one character that you have always love doing the one person you ve loved impersonating, the one voice that, like you just go to whenever you feeling?
I absolutely a one car rubbing: Romania was let alcoholic bigger lived in Hollywood.
To lay out brought say anything.
One on the bar lonely Bobby am people like there
she was, I was sure, relax being in all this woman. On my breath, family here nipple found my hip
and it was so relaxing I could say anything I like that she's saw American to me, see your you ve come to America to do show like I did I most formalised ride. I notice I can see I love what you do
I love your book. I think you are forced to be attacked. I I had a tough time it in a working class girl from England. It's not easy.
Becoming look up where we look at how far we ve come unto me. Thank you. So much for being here.
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