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The Daily Show's The Yearly Show 2018 | Charlamagne Tha God

2018-12-19

Trevor and The World's Fakest News Team look back at the weirdest and wildest moments of 2018, and "The Breakfast Club" co-host Charlamagne Tha God discusses "Shook One."

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By God, as everybody knew books one, but first this is our last show of twenty eighteen. We IT women. Just just you guys know tomorrow is supposed to be a logical, but it turns out. I have to get surgery. My vocal caused him yeah? You guys know I've been having voice problems right while the doktor said on an operational, my courts, but it has to be tomorrow because medically doctors don't work Writing, please! I don't worry about me. It's gonna be like a very simple procedure. There's gonna put laser in my throat, lingua cap and then has done nothing to be like back and also Mr Trap again that one more time that moving then TAT one and then so yeah, I'm gonna come back sounding normal or want to come back sounding like Jared, cushioning, either way we're gonna love, so says:
I will show up. There is time once again for us to take a step back from covering the news of the day and look back at everything that made twenty eighteen the year. We all want to forget and will start with the one guy who won't. Let us forget him President's Donald J Trump. None of them are not going to lie this year. We spend so much time on trumps, evenness that wouldn't really get to enjoy. One of the most important characteristics, and that is due to super weird. Well, I seriously guys residents is aware. Weird, do we just never talk about it because it all happened under the evil and when you think about it, a lot of evil guys. If you ignore the evil pot, also like really weird but a lot of supervillain like the Penguin and Batman, if you weren't always threatening Gotham users like hey Penguin, you win little penguins shit anyways the sex thing was when their parents a penguin I mean if I look like,
when Odin believing injured by wearing a tuxedo like you know, we're like a different kind of shared break it up with a belt or something from the same way so for a minute we're not gonna pay attention to the bad things he does right. We can enjoy how with the present is. So, let's take a moment to look back on twenty eighty, the, U N, Trump being weird to truly enjoy how we present Trump is. We have to listen to him, speak and nobody says settle that, make a crazy, but how he says it's, because all politicians perform when they give a speech when Trump does. It is like really weird. I want to congratulate the North Dakota bodies on Chad, Nevada, hispanic Hispanic. Here, I think so, asians asian agent, many I donno trumps. Very large
Brain la the windmills, long being that the road is no longer a straight shot. It's now why keep great exclamation, why the Democrat Party is radical socialism, Venezuela,
an open borders. What it looks like you speak again, then all of us, it is like Trump is a one man barbershop quartet's, like you should start his speeches like with a pitch five. You should just be like the Georgian is better. That's why we gotta buildable, not a real duty, is weird here's another thing: did you guys ever notice that whenever he's done using something, he just drops it on the ground like he doesn't look for a place? To put he yet take a look how can you Did you
Indeed, my horror in There goes heard, nor is, gives a big like the umbrella. I can sort of get right. The water bottle, that's Corky, but the microphone. That's just weird takes among these. I guess you just drop it. I mean if the man with the silver trays, not here you're, just drop it randomly leaving things on the ground is gonna. Come back environment ass because of tromp ever to run from the law which you will have to mother can just follow his trail of objects wherever he's hiding from a bidding. How did you find me, but I was part of the trailer, stables and umbrellas and indeed this day, blurred looking for that. Thank you. There you go we're here is another one moment of tramping wit and twenty eighteen. It happened in October right when we are focusing on the Cavanaugh hearings, those we're going on people processing industries, so we couldn't enjoy the weirdness of this moment- guys watch this until
me we're living in the real world. Yes, one morning, air force, one in Minneapolis, Mandarin Sheath, climbing the stairs with what appears to be some toilet paper. The issue at the top of the stairs away to the crowd below Trump then turns, and it seems accuse. Finally, Reed Husky people, the present of the United States, got out of a limo, an interim force, one with toilet paper stuck on? Who should do you understand how we had? This is because there's only two ways this could have happened right. The first way is that President Trump wiped his, but in the limo right possible, but unlikely, but the other way is that the presence of the United States got toilet paper. Stucconia the bathroom then walked past hundreds of people, secret service, Whitehouse AIDS and no one said anything, no one. He so we,
but everyone short- and they were like that's probably- is new thing, but obviously my favorite thing, Donald Trump does that I enjoy it. I'm not in determining terrified is just that. I don't want you just words, I know words had the best words from the Wright brothers to that beautiful, or Beautiful Orion space gaps. Federal government is conducting an aggressive investigation to be the first president to stay with you here at the white has to address the construction. A lot of work has been done, a lot of renovation. If you look at some of the body endlessly by his waistband lawyer assistant secretary here, jar and surgeon. General Adams, yearning scrubbing, argue bar evasion to wait
command response praises response? We want you to put defensive missions I miss significantly beating expectations in the house Madame and return published. Failing New York Times by an enormous anomalous who were kidnapped by both the Huron in April of twenty thousand fourteen Mary curses every by donating resourcing every day felt ten years long for look at all the stories that
caught actually believe happened. This year has desi lighting and Djibouti on why twenty eighteen just a buller of crazy, I know I mean it lasted for ever and we had to drink a ton just to get through. It is like a straight wedding I know what you in front of my wedding right: here's a story that feeling forever. I go Hawaii gotta false nuclear missile alert. We, though, is this you yeah January February and freight the gout Hunter who wines go today. Just smash those tiny, so editions of the doors. Yeah yeah, that's what they do. Ok! Well, you know what else you must shooting it's kind of space this year, when I don't even Elon Musk forgot that happened this year, do with stone from so twenty and eighteen true true and no judgment, I've gotten so stone that I thought how fun would it be to shoot my car into state?
and then I got more stone and about how fund would be to have a car like over that you, oh here's another once Army Daniels just that entire saga started to Kay. Eighteen, that's right spends all around America, pretending that this was the year. They first saw Stormy Daniel who, in the Thai Cave rescue this year, trunk calling Africa Shithole countries this year thousand sixteen elections. That was this year at least two years ago. The file, the Berlin Wall, that, with this year also Alexander, Graham Bell. Inventing the telephone this year forget the Iphone Tennis, our boy Agee change, the back in April YAP back in January, there are still dinosaurs roaming, earth. Remember that and then they all went extinct in March. Oh yeah, right the asteroid, my God, what a year, whatever normal we'd before, shows
Thanks guys back baby, so clearly show you know we found a lot. You laugh about in twenty eighteen, but it was all so a year of outrage and for look back at the urine page which are now. Why would junior unwanted, trying everybody bottom key thousand? Eighty was a year bill. What outrage everywhere you look from table moves to twitter to town halls. People work, man impact about rate right now? I'm gonna have to make our research. So, let's look at what this was often two thousand eighteen, starting with the truck administration and its policy of family separation. This administration has the nerve to not only like kids in cages, but the lie about it every step of the way he tramped I've got a message for you. You want to
kids in cages about to start inputs are all about that. We could not agree more and here's another equally away. Just movement of twenty eighteen in the dress Megan uncle war the world, whether where we thought that these are such a shred of itself, so boring royal wedding, north neural wedding, when you marry brings, you know, just grab a fit achieve of teaching. No, I don't. I don't really get why that lady, so man, but ok well with the Well, then, what we all get outrage over different things on full outweigh lever areas, row I'm curious and hear something else they got me may Ronnie there were twelve mass shootings in America this year. But no no gun law may lead us takes out one person they shut down all the salad but girls with easy begin.
Little believable, who make listening many they get their years check. Just like those idiots who said your hearing, the word only when we have a lot of money, that's not brilliant level is an issue that I will discuss in right now. Talking about gun violence, you talking about some stupid, mean stupid you're talking like a real Biagi. Why not? What does organic set up will take low level of do that were real issues this year, real issues, Saudi Arabia, murdered a Washington Post journalists and our government Sal you with it. How real? How would you go out with, though, of course, I'm always about that? Just like I'm all raised about the death of the relation you ve, just throw a java add, is that they want to live together are you that no I'm not I'm not what just shut up- lies not with you movement,
some class again issues with a guy who is suffering and I've done what I came to the same. What? Today, because there was no way that I can feel outrageous feel right now, which prove me wrong, which brings me to my last outrage: people who get out razor about shit that doesn't matter the world is on fire running from the computer, get off twitter and get out of the world and make a damn different. That's fine! I also had a blast outraged that I didn't get to spend enough time with the people I care about. But I guess I guess that wasn't original, for you right, combat, running running up the long running up the alarm on sir. Do you trust
wanna come all brought about it. Let us move on to hopefully a less emotional taken. Twenty eighteen piecework Bavaria Michael cost, everybody thinks a larger, I'm a lot of things: a son, a brother probably of other, but most importantly, I'm a Michael. So for my year and look back, I want to focus on all the tremendous news made by people named Michael, yes Thousand eighteen was a year dominated by the Michael Community from actor Michael, be Jordan Hurricane Michael, who blew everyone away? Period we went away but which MIKE made the biggest spike, let's find out with Michael cost as top Michael
of two thousand eighty sponsored by Michael's Nita Popsicle, stick in some styrofoam in the shape of a cone or whatever in your also a hermit who hasn't heard of Amazon, then go to Michaels. Our accommodated number five Michael Wolf, who kicked off two thousand eight, with fire and fury his salacious Trump Whitehouse tell all that was an instant best seller, totally eclipsing. My book cost roster past ten thousand jamaican spaghetti recipes. You didn't know you needed man at number for its builds most annoying lawyer and mobster Cave man Michael ever naughty, who made headlines representing a doll film star in former Trump mistress, Stormy Daniels now, despite never actually winning a case for his client Michael I spent two thousand eighteen making appearance after appearance pretty much any
where they would have em Abernathy The year unknown and ended up on television all the time and what we tv professionals call, a reverse, Matt, Lauer and then three Michael: it's an DE ninety six John Travolta classic Michael, I watched it forty five times this year and let me tell you it does not hold up in the number two. Hats lot, its former Trump attorney, Michael Cohen. Yes, he's going to jail for three years, but he might also bring down a president. In my opinion, that would make him the Michael Jordan of Michael's, and that brings to the moment. We ve all been waiting for the Michael of the year
during my electric bell, was very high this month. That top Michael have two thousand eighteen is daily. Show responded, Michael costs that run super via what we hear and Michael segment do his beloved insufficient hated social commentary. Michael Kate truly made two thousand eighteen, his bitch, so here to present the best my a word or Amy is that his own Trevor know. Ladies and gentlemen. Firstly
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talk about civil show Muslim. They give me a good to see the last time I saw you was in South Africa. Yes, Johannesburg was that your first time out there for asylum in South Africa for someone that continent period are, you sure, is absolutely kissed ground me like I'm home no, but I felt that we felt the connection you know I mean I felt like I was in. I was in the right body Gillis, be you know it's interesting as I took it for granted until I lived in the U S for like three years ago, when I went home mousing how now I've I see what the feeling is cause black Americans to tell me that when they become South Africa be like really now felt, they know you you'd. There is a special feeling like you you you had. That is what I think about this: special feeling like you, you you had, that is why I think it I think, is to wait to fill. My wife was telling me how you kind of felt like a disconnect only because what is a whole, but we would look like us what they know, their culture,
We can a different language like tat. She had been robbed another baby. You were not be that way. Billing, some people feel disconnected and in some almost feel like we're at home, but the beauty of it is. You can always learn right. You can our which rob you from You can always learn right. You can our which rob you from can learn your college. You can learn original link, you can earn money and you you use on whose on a journey of learning right now, yes, Charlemagne. If somebody many people me
no, as you know, a face of hip hop a face of you know, like entertainment, what's happening in the world, but I feel like over the past few years you ve been on a journey of like evolving yourself as a human being and that's what this book feels like shook. One anxiety playing tricks on me: this is a book about mental health. Yes, they are intended to be a book about mental health liking. I was literally just keeping the journal of all my therapy sessions. I was given a journal of things that you know give me anxiety now think they re horribly, give me anxiety, and then you know when you sit in whatever you just don't unpack in all kinds of stuff, so it just became the pages in this book, but sitting in therapy is not something that many black men would a admit you and be want to be involved in. That's that's! That's! That's a movement that you really been. You know at the forefront of this. Many did many black men who said in MECCA you're gonna therapy now because of Charlemagne, because
you're in community with for a long time was like you, you do what you gotta therapy and that's why I always say you know. Sometimes God allows things to happen to you. You can work through you and that's why I think is very important for us to all we share. Our experience is right because they can help the next person like, for example, you know my father, which I just found out with things giving my father had been going there between three times a week. He tried to kill himself thirty years ago, been on ten to twelve different medications for his in presenting this, never know it when you read my book in that's when he decided to come. Have the compensation when me about so heated tell me about these years ago than I would have known, that it was tools and resources, I write back you to help me combat what I've been doing all do you think that fundamentally hip hop and its culture goes against ideas of like getting help and therapy and like getting this part of the culture itself that that doesn't you know, speech that, or you know it's like and upon anyway a it. That's a good question. I think that we lean on the wrong things like his allotted self medication. That's what a weed and pills
a lot of time. This is a blank for us and we point we think they'd, like pain, is normal in all our growing up in a man You think that a lot of things that we go through the trauma pay. I like we're supposed to be going through TAT. Were there when you kind of like trains in no circumstances, and you want to side looking and you like a lot of things that we use the normal. I their allotted thing that we used to go to on exactly right. It's interesting in the Bin. The book like that you ve, broken down into different chapters that that tackle specific issues you know seems like forget the Fomo being black and white. Is reality? Therapy is not embarrassing, getting help as you're right be confident in your own skin, and I was struck by a few things I wasn't on. Charlamagne has like one of the most confident people out there. You say things that have half of the internet coming out every time. I see you say something I'm just like. I don't have any be stupid. Yeah I mean what stupidly confidence
I feel sure you say things on which we have seen the half the internet come after you, but in the book you talk about how much anxiety that is created in your life. I never thought that there was an issue that you face: a lot of people getting society from the internet. Have you found tools that help people overcome that I mean you talk about the book would have what have you really that works therapy very number. One knew no and number two honestly disarm thinking a little bit more before you tweet things just come things. Some things can be avoided. If you just ask your circle first, the right, like I think offers is things some time. We all understand. Something is just run through the internet. Would it when we have a couple of people, do that trust, first of all rhino what they think about this, and then I give my opinion on it on a later. It's interesting because you a friend and someone who was interviewed, canoeist, right and what's been interesting. This year is the journey that can you waste has been on. We saw Kenya West come out, and you know some people city had stopped medication,
stop making music again. If you can in the studio right and then and then we start in Kenya, the mega had where economies like an old coming out in saying things about the world. You know- and it was like men's, crazy and the jokes, and then can you can and said Nora, no I've mental health issues, and then everyone is like all week we can't make jokes, then he sat down prison trumpet using almost Ireland is diagnosed. Have up. I don't have five deprivation, I don't have to sleep. Deprivation is like weight, so we can make the jokes and then the other day on Twitter, like Marianna Grundy, went and said something and then he's like. I have mental health issues like. Doesn't it listing world. I'm, u make. Maybe you can speak on a whip. It feels like, What is using mental health is like a like a buffer like they they go like. I can do crazy things and then, if someone calls me out a bit like olenin on mental health, so you can say anything about that. I mean this in the most brotherly. You know black men, black man, we possible kind. You wasn't foolish it right and
I mean by that is exactly what you just said. You sat in the White House with Donald Trump, and you said you didn't have bipolar right is diagnosed with sleep deprivation, you off your medication create better without it, but when you get to a rat feud with Drake only you can combat drink in any way, shape or form is too weapon eyes mental health and say that drink bullies, people with mental health rise based off. You know a couple bother Drake Give gave key cutty who suffer from mental health. Now Drake, you know come, and I can you ask what to me. Man The limit of Isabel sneakers is the fact that drink is affecting your sneakers sales, because, because in the biggest and the biggest already year, puts Sycamore Briarwood Draken Travis God drinks is checks over Scrite Rights in another regulatory Montana, God knows thousands, they don't win or three fifties around me, which is one of Congo. Where is sneakers right? Can you was last couple? Sneakers haven't really solid, extremely well, and I can't chopped at all to drink, on which our bit to somebody mega
two, but the only way you can think the combat drink is the weapon eyes. Mental health visuals asked where my brother, what Avonlea? What would you hope that that that you could change in somebody's mind when they, when they read the book I mean because gives us interesting about this book- is that I like that. You haven't tried to present yourself as an expert on an effort, and it is right you you you you you right now, but you write about your experiences and then you have a therapist to actually like basically has an addendum. After each chapter factor that breaks down, real medical professionals. So what would you hope that somebody takes away from reading this book, especially people who see mental health is like me. Are you crazy like what? What would you? What would you hope that they take away our hope that they take away? The fact that is ok to get help is ok, not be ok, I'll get mental health the same way. I look at physical health. You know like if, if you hello, chubby around the middle. What we all do during the winter, even bulwark
You gonna eat right. I think it's the same thing which a brain you know them saying that you have to watch and put into your brain. You have their prison psychiatry says you can sit down and talk to figure things out and work do these issues so just allocated to do not be ok and it's ok to say: you're, not, ok, integrated, think, you're, crazy, somewhat you're, not saying you know it's crazy, not going to get help for I should warn you look Charlemagne abroad is available now. Daily, shall determine our ears at it. Wants the daily show recognised that eleven, ten central on Tommy, central and calmly, simple watch episodes. Videos at the daily showed I was on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, an subscribed to the daily show on Youtube or exclusive caused in him
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