You listening to Carmody Central, oh well, you could, me, reading about art and the history of history, a criminal here at home which is why you should all be as well will not end, home I don't have enough snacks for everyone. I mean in your mom's social distancing hashtag, but at the beginning of the word So what's the latest corona virus? Well, President Trump says they found a treatment. Governors are taking action and spring break is getting cancel. Dry. T shirt contest So, let's get into it with another episode of the daily social distancing show from drug must help in New York City to your account somewhere in the world. This

the daily social distancing with pro bono years, so people around the world have been so distancing for a few days now, everyday were learning something you one, Corona virus is a serious disease to its, not just dangerous for old people, and three your relationship was not as secure as you thought It's amazing how much you discover about each other when needed. Of you can ever anyway, today was another tremendous day for the most part four men in the world, Donald Joseph, that Trump he's the one man we're all forced to listen to during this crisis and every day, He reminds us why hiring him was America's biggest mistake, which vary already territory, could it could have been stopped. Gotta braced up pretty easily,

If we had known if everybody had known about it, a number of months before people started reading about it, nobody knew they'd, be a pandemic or an epidemic of this book ocean nobody's ever seen anything like this before yes buddy, including trump, didn't know how big this thing was, except for Trump who knew how big this thing was, but didn't do anything. Because he didn't know how big this thing was. It makes perfect sense I still don't understand why, Trump by stepping up the microphone, if he doesn't know anything like present from just let the doctors and the scientists talk. Bread crumbs, you just in the back like a height men, doktor faulty They are telling us the number of infected people has now risen to and then trumped can just being the backlog. That's right, yea, corona baby, he can be the duty of the sheep or the brother under which one is right. Now, just look back to doing the thing

companies should be a men corona virus hype, man does lead people in TAT. Did you get it western baby. That's all you need to do and another two things to hate on Trump, because because What trumps it today today about a treatment for grown about a drug curled. Chloric when it is known as a malaria. Drugs has been around for a long time. We're going to be able to make their drug available. Most immediately. Where the FDA has been so great. They ve gone through Approval process has been approved. Why we got the tree. We an acute. We got him. Why he was making that shit up what the president said was either confusing.

Or just plain wrong. That's a drug that the President has directed us to take a closer look at to actually see if that benefits patients and again we want to do that in the setting of a clinical trial, a large, pragmatic, clinical trial to act I gather that information and answer the question that needs to be answered and asked and answered if I could come my face with my hands. I would because this is the most embarrassing thing ever the FDA commissioner openly called the President, Making this shit up That's so embarrassing he's than the gas ignore. That's, not the truth like your mother, commenting under your Facebook post like gesture. Clear Jeremy is not drowning in pussy. Currently in the basement place one night now, thankfully,. Tromp isn't the only person who can do something during this crisis, while I'm here

is dealing with its incompetent in chief many everywhere. Governance have started masses into their own hands. For instance, just two: and this was amazing in New York governor. Como suspended all mortgage payments. Will people in financial hardship and all credit card fees ATM overdraft, these also Splendid, which is amazing, so amazing people who are struggling financially. We have to remember that. That's gonna happen. If we expect people to stay home and not work and by the That's also rule that we should keep long after corona viruses gone over, of visas is a scam that should have never existed in the first phase of the bank. Charge me for giving me too much money. If I have when it was in my account, but We take out a hundred dollars. That's like a banks problem to me not a new problem. The charge you overdraft for making me ball out of control money. I didn't have they're getting bottles, I didn't, have bottle money. That's overdraft

Tell me I owe you money or me money anyway boys and the only governor taking action today, The governor Florida had a clue all the beaches because it turns young people on spring break were acting like the corona virus. Ain't shit yeah while the rest of us are social distancing, these kids, or running out and about seeing things like this. I guess I met my brain like one this, the on the other party man, John Busboy, everything last resort gunnbiorn upon one, although worried about it, cause long sand and its urban areas now Ador knives and not a lot of things. You can touch corona, Corona they're, not going to stop me from party our work, Sorry. You're, not gonna. Let corona virus. Stop you from you're, not gonna. Let corona virus! Stop you grow! Vice is not you'd only to let it

moreover, the Harvey Wednesday of diseases. It does not ask for consent. My friend making it some kind of arson and ask for permission before jumping into your body. Excuse me show my name is correct. Now. Would you mind if I come? my jaw immune system. Here's the thing. Young people need to understand. Yes, corona virus is most dangerous for old people, but doesn't mean it's not dangerous for young people to ok it. Still get our ass into intensive care. More dangerous for all people, but it's too dangerous. Think of it. This way make jokes about the New York Knicks being a bad NBA by stability right, but there relative to other. The eighteen, but if you and your Amateur ass office team played against them. You be walking off. The court, look really miss the next. I will make you so get your shit together. Young people go on a virus.

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I'm loving this mouth shouting to Roy yesterday. His kid is running around the house, its wild if you like, everyone is trying to just stay sane right now. You know it's me and my plans go wherever it is not a real planted, that's a real That's a real plan, my best friend, whose names asking Wilson yeah I'm looking to lilac most of the time I'm fine bananas moments, we're like I'm going crazy like like not being at work. In terms of what do you do it like? What are you doing? Oh I'm abuse. Secondly, on twitter, on Instagram onto on its aground was going back and forth between those two pretty much, however, that that's what you normally do, but the wifi upward Lakes Toma, though

oh, oh, so this is so there's more stressful. I guess is actually pretty hurried on me. Yeah my my retreat to live ratio is done by house. That's correct! yes, but yeah you no one's corona struggle, corona struggle thinking is so many possibilities. Online, like I might get ordained, is a minister I might adopt a child. I locked in there's really thought that I could do you can adopt a child online. Why do so many things about the internet? I feel like you- could teach me anyway, tiktok yeah. We should wish to tick tock together, though, if one can see that Europe is doing the thing. That's tell me that we call anyway do thanks. Special calling in Managua was even surprised that you call those dope just

I really think it important that we check on older people during this time. So if you need any growth three is prune drew's, madam you saw some past or a lot you're lucky. I think when they say that their children about actual old people, I'm I'm not old, like I'm. Basically, like the same measures you will like I'm not like when they all the Munich old or not, I'm not all tat. I will tell you this. Well, that's! Ok! By taking better a muddled, I'm a millennial before we go, I just once again wanted to ask

everybody who can donates. Please dont need to kids who no longer give school lunches, because these schools are shut down. If you can help, please go to know kid hungry dot, and help kids to get a good meal while these schools are shut down and if you want to help feed kids in New York City specifically, please go to city harvest dot org and donates whatever you're able to do right. There are people out there for any done it I think, they alone, we managed to help raise forty thousand dollars, which is a lot of money and gives a lot of kids food, but there are still kids out there. We need your help, so if you can still help, please do help stay safe out there. Thank you so much for tuning into this madness, I'll see you against

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