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is joining us everybody else. Until my show the first crime in space we figured out how to stop guns and Alabama is gonna be hit by hurricane.
Catch up on today's headlines. Let's kick it off with regulates the world's most unsolvable puzzle, yeah, it's like if twelve cited you Rubik's. Q was also one of the traps from shore and are just forty one days after bars. Johnson came in saying that he'd get it done yesterday. He officially lost control of his government after members of his own party defected to the opposition in.
ACT, Johnson's entire day in parliament was complete chaos. The political turmoil in the UK, where new Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, is facing a major defeat in the battle over breakfast, but, MRS bigger, I know he is worried about free trade deals with America, there's only one
related chicken, but I can see these. When will the Prime Minister finally apologize or is there a free and racism off remark, Mr Three, which have led to a spike in coin? Put people of Scotland working to the man in the European Union will not put up with the money
by members
just rent spare is also good. That guy would be such a nightmare behind you in the line at subway
I don't know. If I want to get the banana pebble job honestly, I don't go on. Anyone still thinks they can do briggs it you realize now it has destroyed three prime ministers, including its cursed.
One of the treasures in Indiana Jones Movie ever only touches it. It's gonna be like melt.
You mean like worthy of the palace at this point, things in Britain or so bad luck. I think one of the old countries should just
colonized them should is out of control. People look at these savages. They don't know what they are doing. Some just come in and brings to be like India should come to England and be like look look. We hate to do this, but you
do not govern you're, so we have to. We have to fix for you. What are you nuts one is when I was watching that fight in british parliament, everyone going off like the scottish Gaza. We,
the score issue new voice that all about it reminded me of how to train your dragon.
Seriously like you could switch out the Vikings voices with parliament and I promise you the move
we'd, still sound rights by members
just rent spare yourself
say it works. Fine. Let's move on from international news to interstellar news. Last week, news broke that an astronaut might have logged into her. A strange spouses bank account without permission, which, if proved, would make that the first space crime
well technically, the second space crime. The first one was when the lunar land Back Rector Baldos parking tickets. Those illegal causes pop there forever. You have a thousand violation. Technically, this would be the first real crime. You know, it's amazing is that the first crime and space would have been committed
by a woman. Yet that's my lady. That's right! You break the glass ceiling girl. No, not literally now you being sucked into space because remember a few days ago, prison Trump warned that Alabama was in the path of Hurricane Dorian and then the national, whether service had to tell Alabama that the hurricane was not coming to Alabama and that they should ignore the president's. Well today from came out to show everyone, then he was right. President Donald Trump appeared to show this altered map working Dorians original
Projector and you'll see in the picture. There is a black line that goes beyond Porta around Alabama, and so it appears that that was added to this map from the National Oceanic Atmospheric administration.
Not only flirted with Georgia. Couldn't we're going toward the Gulf. That was what we what was
projected
draw did he do?
with a sharp free like guys. What is life right now in Evian? Don't get me wrong. I'm impressed that from can locate. Alabama map is still the president of the United States. Just change the map with a shoppy to make himself look rights
and he thought we would notice everything else. All the lines are in white eminence. Just like this. One black lie like either that there was an all he wanted to give the hurricane bigger boobs. Like that's the only other thing I can think of something like sure this hurricane is category. Five is like
Actually, no, it's a ten, that's headlines. Let's move on top story
in America over the weekend after yet another deadly mass shooting. The question once again on everyone's minds was: is there anything that could have prevented this now? Usually the answer to that question is complicated, but in the case of the Odessa shooter, it's pretty obvious Lou details of the deadly mass shootings DES attacks, its officials, Ruby,
Now the gunman evaded a federal background check to get the firearms use in the rampage, the gunman who killed seven people and injured more than twenty bought the gun he used from
private seller, not a licence, dealer authorities and Texas have said the gunman failed, a gun background check and twenty fourteen and tonight several law enforcement officials tell them BC news. That's because he had a disqualifying mental health issue, but a private sale does not require a background check. Ok, this is just ridiculous people. If you fail a background check in Amerika, you can just go by a gun from private seller who doesn't have to do a background check that doesn't
Any sense can you imagine if they had that loophole at the airport. The Ts Asians, like art, step into the machine, put your hands over your head and you like. Actually, I got my ticket from a private send the CIA's ages. I oh yeah we're gonna have to go through growth area. I mean the solution to this. Problem is simple: universal background checks and it's not a fringe idea. Ninety three percent of Americans support universal background checks. Ninety three percent in our high- that is I'm even remember the last on my phone battery, was ninety three percent.
But because the president's avoids gun control like it sees other daughter universal backlash stalled in the Senate. Luckily, though, while the White House is thinking about other measures, they have this proposal to stop mass shootings. The White House is working with the Justice Department on a new death penalty. Bell lighthouse wants to expedite the death penalty for people who are found guilty of committing these kinds of mass shootings. In today, the vice president's chief of staff confirm that the Department of Justice is drafted legislation that would do just that. I'm not sure that the death penalty is the right response. I mean half the time measures every written, a manifesto about how they can't wait to die for their delusional course. In fact, if you really want to deter them, they should actually be a law that, if your court, you have to read your manifest
to live at. The APOLLO now would deter people like some Killin stages, like an that's, where I believe the white race to be a superior, and oh boy, this was a huge mistake, got a trumpet. Ministration is dragging its feet on real solutions to gun violence. Action is being taken by America's real leaders. The corporations.
Wake of the mass shootings in growing pressure to act. The nations largest retailer Walmart has announced being changes when it comes to the same,
of guns and ammunition. Now the retail giant has taken steps, it hopes will curb gun violence, halting the sale-
ammunition that can be used and large capacity clips and military style weapons, stopping the sale of hand, gun, ammo and
and in all hand, gun sales in Alaska. The last day, we're still cells that another big change Walmart and the grocery giant Kroger. Now asking customers and open carry states. Please do not bring your weapons into their stores. That's rights, Walmart won't sell many kinds of ammunition anymore and
They don't want your guns. So from now on, people who go to Walmart you're gonna have to tie their guns up outside, like a dog who's, your good guy who's, your good guy, the air
There's a door rebel Rifle Yazzi gas from all the latest push we're going control with joint now by our senior gun safe,
I just want to jump Ogier why everybody? Clearly Americans can count on the government to take gun, control seriously soap. What can be done to address gun violence? O Trevor driver driver you silly little bit, we'll need gun control. We just need to decrease gun ownership. Ok, but how do you decrease gun ownership without gun Control LAW
Easy Trevor. We just need to make guns gay then. As far as I know, guns don't have a sexual orientation. Will not at the moment, however, not yet, but I just read this study that says a lot of ST men don't recycle because their worried it makes them look gay, so we just need to harness this same toxic masculinity and just Europe
did toward gun else? We gay God. How do you get guns to seem gay cos?
Funds are gay hippy like right off the bat guns are what long hard the best ones are black and
and where do people keep their guns rubber in the closet,
You don't get what you're trying to do, but for Americans who own firearms guns on just like guns, a community of masculine hunters and freedom fighters,
yeah and we need to point out how gay that sounds like the right to bear arms. I love bear
I'm still have the primeval his golden and safety right there.
Even the names of gun laws, sound gay concealed carry that's like every user name on grind. The law might as well be called ass, breaker thirty seven and stand its ground. That sounds like a Kelly, Clarkson Gay.
Amber Stan my ground, the mouth and proudly? I think I understand your man like you, gonna make it you gonna make guns gay,
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Despite the recent dropouts in the democratic Greece, there are still over twenty candidates run,
four presidents. Look at all those smiling faces is too many, so, let's catch up with the latest them
credit news in another addition of World WAR Ii. There are only four hundred and twenty five days until the presidential election. I know that's not a lot of time, sparely enough time to take good shower I expatriates and over the past few weeks, some of the top candidates have been out trying to get votes is known to move them up in the polls. Elizabeth Warren made amends with the native american Community Comma Harris pitched her health care plans foreseen, is and
Andrew Yang talked about universal basic income while showing off his universally basic dance moose, but it was Bernie Sanders who made the biggest pitch to voters
for me. Bernie Sanders made a campaign. Stop at. I was field of dreams. Baseball field hosted a game there in diaries. Will Monday night centres contest and urged his supporters to dream big if we stand together at that, allow any body that divide us up, they saw the color about skin, aware we will
on or our religion or our sexual orientation. If we stand together for a common purpose, we can fulfil that dream.
Now- that's how you get me to watch Facebook if VERDI's, laying I'm watching all the baseball games, because the game already takes like five hours yet business, where I'm learning something
Bernie will be there like. We can't slide into home because the average price of a home,
never been oil all twentysomething candidates out on the trail, trying to get more voters, but one one person, long term front runner and long time back. Rubber Joe Biden has shown a focus on keeping the voters that he has, but that might be a challenge considering he keeps making worse.
Worse gaffes. Joe Biden is on the defensive after reportedly miss telling a story on the campaign trail about ones,
soldiers heroism, this guy climbed down a ravine. Carry this.
Up back his back under fire, the general Wanna meet a pen, the silver star on I got up there. Instead.
God's truth. My word is abiding. He stood his attention.
I want to pay my sister. I dont want to damn thing: do not
Laundry, sir! Please, sir, do not do that. He died, he die
according to the Washington Post, who spoke to more than a dozen military and campaign sources. Biden got the time period. The loaf
nation the heroic act, the type of metal, the mill
Terry Branch and the rank of the recipient as well as this.
Own role in the ceremony wrong God. How do you get every
Ngos, detail of a story wrong or no? That's actually impressive is like being in spelling bee and getting every letter of the word wrong. Just like your word is obstetrician detraction K T w six dollars. I loved the emerging after Trichet, and now people used to say that these brain thoughts are just burden being Biden, but now
how he starting to forget things that he really shouldn't Joe Biden. Public blunders continue on this time. He appears to at least for a moment forget former President Obama's name
town Hall, because the president, my boss, he forgot Obama's name, gospel, the names to forget how you gonna forget that one its practice
these campaign slogan. How you going to do that- and I know I know you probably thinking but Trevor Trump forgets things all the time. Yeah but he's an expert at playing it off. Yeah you be like and then, of course, the man
came before me President's. You know you know,
the guy. We all know the guy. I don't want to say his name. I don't want to say it
Burma Use- and I guess it is big- is not just a guess right, because another issue, this plaguing buttons campaign right now is the sentiment amongst democratic vote is that he may not be progressive enough for today's Democratic Party and with these increasing frequent gaps. Many a wondering if Biden is the best choice so too quiet those doubts as Joe Biden, wife, Joe Biden,
came out with a simple message: beggars can't be chooses like another candidate better, but you have to listen to your candidate. Might be better health care, then jellies, but you ve got
the wind selection and maybe have swallowed a little bit. You say: okay, I personally like sold so better.
Your bottom line, has to be that we have to be strong
Why voters,
to swallow a little bit and say: ok, it's not a ringing endorsement
I should just like I mean other people might be better, but like Cheese
know what her wedding vows sounded like it's like I take you Joe, even though Michael was technically better and Steve was.
But I mean you're. Fine we can make this work is probably still better than Joe Biden vows. Those like can, I take you
my fiance, the woman, but one in the so dress. So for the first time Joe Biden is looking vulnerable, which means all eyes will be on him in the next debate, which is just one week away on Thursday September, twelve twenty nineteen
in Houston, Texas, where is Joe Biden, would say. Monday November eighth, one thousand eight hundred and fifty two in Charlotte North Carolina he'll see you. There will be right back
my guess, is an Emmy award, winning actor who stars in the new movie its chapter to please
Bill Haydock. Thank you so much for being here and congratulations on how many Emmy nominations. Twenty one Emmy nominations for your show ya between berry and documentary. Now another show I work on wind
he won, and I mean that's like this. Just your nights now, it's
Don't be combated allies like there's a game of thrones when they like nominate Gimme. Those twenty nominations we'll get out. Just like you in your world is like you, a game of thrones, no
No, I'm not your don't say it here, but I do not know, but I would rather you because I mean like bury, has become a smash it that people have fallen in love with open. You know it's one of each
popular, like what we started to show. Do you think people would fall in love with a killer people just like? No? No, not at all. We started that aid at birth and I created that and we went and age beyond we're like. So he adds that a hit man
who is sad, and so you want to become an actor and then they start throwing money at as we just made puppy dog eyes and fell. They just gave us the money in our nets again
work? That is, they acknowledge our Martin walked in and he s about rag and they just like we want amount of the office
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and then I forgot, the you know the books like fifteen billion pages long and which is a
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played Richie embarrassment, rope. Stranger. He got me the job you here they are
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away from a powerful. I didn't know it is like a goofy little kid and use like Norman. I want you
Ok, all one of the things that people love about years is is the fact that you're funny another thing people love about you is that you are in great shows, but that this is a new site of behaviour that I think a lot of people have seen. I mean it. Did the video just went viral on twitter. Yesterday again, you know where you talk about insights and I like I know, I appreciated a lot of a lot of parents appreciated because it's like a video aimed at kids like a forming a new when you talk about Ewing's idea and how you deal with it, but that's vulnerable thing to do for anybody to come out and say that why did you do it and and and like? Why? Do you think show me people connected
the great Organization child minus Attune is about kids with anxiety and dumb, and I just gotta call about x. I talked about it.
A lot of interviews. Southern Senate live it's worse. You go to be on a few things in end, and so they say. Would you record a thing what you would have said,
younger self, and- and so I do, I just did it and just try to be honest and the couple
that never really goes away is manage. It right was the big thing that I had to learn where I would just keep fighting it like all. This isn't work so that it was this kind of like just this except it, and another interesting thing I learned was take up the narrative in its like. Oh I'm nervous that I have to take a test just say.
Oh I'm nervous, and then that kind of dissipates. In so doing all these things I had to learn what was once the lives of mine was more like. Don't laugh during a sketch cause. Your nerve is sir,
don't mess up your lines or whatever it is. You know show up on Saturday, even though you dont want to use air of headings, Eyedee can be crippling it's how its crippling yeah, I didn't know what it was mine would take place in people these things I car publications. I would feel like. I had the flu
I would just guy Alioshka, I'm really sick. I can't go out there. I can get like my head with everything would start spinning and then he I just realized it was. I went to like a doctor and he was like. Do you think you might have anxiety only knows what it is.
Nor I love about your stories. I feel like an old ties together because in many ways that's the clown and it is that how you put it is like anxieties like how you treated how how taps into your mind you know and then, like you, know, you're right, yeah and then, like you, ve made this like this video to help kids and then a kid help.
You get the job in it. What are you thank you so much for to the show everybody.
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