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He finally listened former President Obama is in South Africa this morning to make a rare, high profile public speech, his remarks about fifteen thousand people, our the climax of celebrations, marking the one hundredth anniversary of Nelson Mandela's worth. I believe the mills, Mandela's live in a vision shared by Gandhi, King Abraham, Lincoln. Arriving in Johannesburg. Isn't it is unfair for home in Kenya, Eu States are run by his heart eligible convincing, get about launchers, decent dont, that's right! America! You used to have a president who could dance and speak English. Oh and I am noticed in the global boma dancing there's a woman in red she's in a wheelchair but watch what happens in a wheelchair nice and look at this rock touch?

her dad what Obamacare What will you do? You have a Barack Obama yield, a woman in a wheelchair, using Donald Trump can do that authority. This down from would get the women of the wheelchair. You're so that he can sit in a better view, finders keepers bugs in Amerika I have a year now or in other news. Today- is world emerging day s apple and the Unicorn consortium announced more than seventy new emerges today, So congratulations to women with curly hair yeah storm from the x men and this irish dude in black face really exciting times, probably probably the most useful new emerging the man

Oh yeah, what better way to tell those commercial someone I'm horny and my dick is shape with this move on today. Some story now, unfortunately, for America, Barack Obama isn't the presence anymore. This guy is you picked up his image. You write off the prison from through America under the russian Bus, everyone stateside lost their shit and I do mean everyone, Republicans Democrats, even Taylor, Swift cats, who are famously April. It well down hard on comrade trump. The president shows russian deprive every you cannot deals with the dead, and you can never trust russian one of the most disgraceful performances by an american president in memory navigated, disgusting. That's what made his performance discuss for this entire trip.

Has just been one giant middle finger from president round to his own country. You stood deadly good little with what happened to the strong words? What did the strength? Ronald Reagan. Many stood there, the Berlin Wall, and he said Mr Gorbachev pared down this wall. What happened? All that? Welcome to twenty eighteen in Donald Trump, so bad it being president he made. The trip NATO, sigh you're, alive, tapirs guy in history, and now we just like I'll be back or not enough. Malta, nothing matters in the mall

no more pressing front is no stranger to criticism, but it's not often that even his closest allies slam is actions even Newt. Gingrich foremost speak of the house and stolen my pants tweeted, but this was the most serious mistake of trumps presidency and that he must clarify what he meant so just like after Trump praise the Charlottesville Nazis. Today, the president was forced to come out and pretend to believe something different than what he said, and I don't if you guys, Believin Omens, but watch what happened. Let me begin by saying that, once again fall. Faith and support for America's Intelligence agencies. I have a full faith in our intelligence agencies, just wonderful intelligence agency. There, ok

I like areas checking everyone else is ok, but look at his body language used like I have full fate than when the lights companies like everyone. Like everyone, I'm cool, you have ok, I'm cool. I wasn't scared at all, I'm cool, but that was insane Trump tried to claim that he believes the Intel agencies and then the lights went off like even electricity, trot of tired of terms bullshit. I know when I wouldn't be shocked if one day trump just floating, because gravities like Now for this I'm out, I can deal with this guy or you know, maybe maybe something more simple. Maybe in the White House instead of clapping, you just lie to activate the lights. Maybe that is yes or Trump once a midnight snack. Just shots. No conclusions make us now them or I turned to turn the lights off. I love you Eric there. Ok! So so, just like trumps presidency, today's press events got off.

Horrible starts centres many times. I accept our intelligent communities. Conclusion! Russia's meddling in the Two thousand and sixteen election took place People also allow go out there. That's right. I mean that says Bob in the Sarah and there's Mikey and Bruce Springsteen, so many other people out there do all from pad to say was that he believes Russia meddled in the election full stop, that's all you have to say, but he can't help himself like it's actually impressive. How stubborn Donald Trump is like? I would love to see Trump trying to get in Heaven and Peter would be like to answer. All you need do is accept Jesus as the water and true saving. I believe Jesus is the luncheon stated I mean, could be other

It is also like what about the fat dude oriented grandes. God is a woman. You never know you never know what ok, ok prison from now says. He believes american intelligence that Russia meddled in the twenty sixteen election great. The problem is just twenty four hours ago, he repeatedly said the exact opposite. Would you now, with the whole world watching tell President Putin Would you denounce what happened between sixteen? It would warn him to never do it again. All I can do is ask the question my people, to me, coats came to me and some others. They said they think it's Russia. I have President Putin. He just said: it's not Russia. I will say this: I don't see any reason why it would be President Putin extremely strong and powerful in his dinner. Today feels like yesterday,

So that was from being crystal clear about how he believed Russia over the? U S, because you heard he said when it came to hacking, I dont know why it would be. Russia would be many flies back to America and all of a sudden, that's changed. How do you convince people that one flight, changed your mind completely. While the answer is not like this, I thought it would be obvious, but I would like to clarify just in case it was. And a key sentence in my remarks I said a word, would instead of wouldn't Should I mean I don't see any reason why I wouldn't or why it wouldn't be russian, so just repeated. I said the word would instead of waiting,

Well, you know what that that makes sense. I actually believe from on this and- and I hold on sermons, check my notes. Sorry, what I meant to say was get this I meant to say you serve the president and his team had twenty four hours twenty four hours to come up with a reason why from took Russia's side against America and the best they could come up with this, yeah, I'm sorry, but can you imagine if you tried that ETA casino? Oh no, no, weight limit clarified by black? I meant read so bitch, but I have my money for me and for me this was the bulls: yes, Papa the sentence. Should a man, I don't see any reason: why wouldn't be Russia double negative? So

to that end, and I think that probably clarifies things pretty good, bye, so yeah yeah you're right, Mr President, that was a double negative view of yesterday, and now you today, you can't. You tell us to put in words to correct the statement that you clearly meant, because you realize we could fix anything that you ve said by changing the right words to change. If you want, you can be like Mexicans, they're, bringing therapists therapists. I forgot the thoughts. That's all so that's how so that's how Trump tried to clean up his mess and believe it or not. Already we're seeing some republican leaders say that that was enough for them, because I know Trump said the bad thing, but now he added

apostrophe tee and works, not just waiting for Papa John to come out and be. Like me, two guys I said begins, who reads we'll be right. Back some news stories help us understand the world we live in, and some news stories are just stupid we turned to Ronnie Chang I struggle. Everyone always says they want to be rich but be careful what you wish for, because sometimes you can get so rich. You start doing dumb shit like this Look on valley is famous for its eccentric homes and outlandish property values, but the newest status symbol in the neighborhood is the chicken coop.

Scott Vander lips chickens make themselves right at all to come in the house. For software engineer, believes he's, found the purview Ghana dough to computers in code and, as the big data Through these not alone, there are thousands of ten thousand chicken cooks in Silicon Valley, military and there are a lot of that. Silicon Valley millionaires, adopting chickens as pets. Because what do you, get the person was everything about bird flu is like that, so rich and comfortable? The only thing left to do is pretend to be poor and if that's true, why stop at poultry farmers cosplay

Why not try donating your plasma awful can assume ball on all cleaning windshields traffic, like being a public school teacher. You knows, poor people are wondering what do even do with a pet chicken turns out nothing. The bird sometimes get a break from eating bugs with treats like melons and salmon caring for? chickens is a family affair. Just then, I believe we will come home in the evening after stressful day at work and pull up our chairs and sex. It here and watch the chickens go crazy. I don't think the chickens are the ones going crazy right, you're, the ones drinking wine and watching boots poop on your long legged Shakespeare in the park. Silicon Valley or you doing you- give the world you?

you been Netflix, remember you came white people over the chicken and chill and it turns out these people don't even care about the animals that are showing off for them. These growing community of backyard farmers inherited birds, pays off status, symbol of sorts, colorful eggs that can be given as gifts to friends. What a great give I love, what I'm having a super bowl party and my rich friend, brings overall pale green egg. Even the chickens must be like what are you doing? Those came all my chicken pussy and now your hand and out, like cuban cigars. Listen if rich people want to own chickens, I thought what farmers whatever right. The problem is when rich people pretend to be or still spending way too much money doing it.

Our wine companies are hatching plans were. Do it yourselves to build stylish backyard coops about this? This cook, especially Laura Menard Custom built chicken groups, have anti stained glass windows and detailing added by a master carpenter. Do you think you chickens are happier another moonlight bill? Miller coop, and now I dont think I care you don't think they care. I know they don't care right there, chicken, oh, and by the way, if you think about getting into this new chicken craze, I got some bad news. You already too late. They almost have chickens, are actually just the gateway drugs to be Looking at the new thing, are you suggesting that sometime soon, somebody's going to say to me back yard chickens that some twenty eighty exactly Silicon Valley for you, hey you bought a new thing com. It's obsolete, you like chicken.

What you it's bees now, but you know what Trevor I see what's happening here. Ok, we're just going further down the evolutionary chain. That's why I've already invested in the next next trendy pet right, I'm talking about Lee! barely made by one of these guys and sharing. Everyone will provide. I is a multi platinum selling, recording auditors, whose new album is called rolling papers to please welcome. Where's Khalifa welcomes the show to do

This is the second time! So you! U, I met you backstage now. I've got a high just meeting? You that's awesome and I'm not second time those one time I was flying. Ellie and you are ahead of me in the tea assailant. Ok and you had to like take everything off. You had like these and other new, acting at all of em standing behind you and it smelled like every new dog album and I'm on the outside arm high and like the second time is this, like you, you do every You go you and you I want people to get our sitting is stone. Bribery, They know that likes houses on the homey humanitarian aid. That is as before we vote against that. We must talk about now. Low rolling papers, true, twenty five songs on the album. That's that's a lot of songs. Is that something you always plans is. Why did you want? Have twenty five sounds and they are working on our roads?

Three close, the four years Ryan early in a process ass, my fans like shit, double album or not, and they told me that I should make it a bow, and so was always my intention to release a lotta music register figure out a way to make a flow in awaits. You know, put it all together by yeah, deafening one to give people a full course meal right and we would like when you just like we, Now, though, we doing why today, it is argued burgers you, you announced the album right, you you, you had the release stain on Instagram on everything and you had a video view, bowling saying I'm good at everything: that's what are you a better rap all bowler, well, I think, I'm a better rapid and a bowler, because I've got better rap stats, but I've had a perfect bowling. Yeah I'll come on. I was there. I would you good, though I must I scored liked to Asia.

You, sir? You got your own voluntary. We, I says Everything is, and do bull high, stoned I genuinely just wanna, know I'm like always amiable over all also like you're tellin comes from the yeah. I like that. It's me. It's been. Seven years since your your first studio, album growing papers was taken so long as well. Has grown grandpa, but Moreover, I have a really extensive catalogue. Right is really really so. I've been just you know, satisfying every body or every I'm with you, I do not mean, and now I'm back what another album, whereas like ok, let's go get bags

and then create another ten fifteen years a legacy and people think you're joking about growing part ones, you you are really big and the legalization of we'd. Absolutely you have a business Khalifa curse. Yes, sir right, how? How was the weed business going, isn't as booming as people absolutely is really good and recall, because people are not as a of part as they used to be right so as light they dangerous, an endeavour ways they eat. It is cream. Miss I see VD where they ve taken the tac, which got? U stoned It's a bad out there. Now It is in joy the medicinal, if their right of it as well, so we have a choice. Have you found like people reacting differently cause I mean like, like you, save people used to have this idea like rapids, and we would like this thing or- or you know like it was like the hippies. This move, the right have you like met people who ve changed like you, ve seen a percent having newly man in this crazy, because these are people.

Probably not never thought that they can change their mind right it, but, just like you say is, is a totally different look and now getting stoned, is more light on the low is more business people you see. People here Gee pans in do edibles at parties like really upscale parties, and things like that site Ass, a y know. I like that you would you like everyone in the back would you so as a father as as a dad? Would you let your kids moquin winning? the legal age. Absolute. Oh yeah, does he know each moquin absolutely.

How did you know like these are not at all you before? I let you go. I wanted to talk to you about your body, the notice this became a big thing, like you know, with Khalifa was always known for being like this scraggly do, like you really told, six. What for, I think, really really skinny when we see what you're toppled and then one day does a picture of you on the internet and it looked like someone had Photoshop Nor would you, like you started working out here. What thirty pounds verity panels? Absolutely look at you work out to me. No, I just how do I get it? How did you get thirty pounds on you? What do you like what you do and how did you get into working jointly, Jim in layers called unbreakable right? They put me on a mill plan, and I know this than they really got me to a point where I could maintain

a solid way, and then you know learn about my body and things like that in a sort of training moiety as well, which is time kick bog rather there's plenty forms everybody has differ, but it's like you know to the combination together. I've been doing it for years and ass, the cool about the internet. Is people don't pay attention to any he's liars uninterrupted? Aren't I one day light you amaze was cool man, I'm just happy to everybody's happy for me and it's a lifestyle. These are some that I'm to do life for the rest of my life. So new elements. Are we gonna win another seven years for the next thing we know is it like is gonna, be Khalifa Kush all the way and then an album use yourself on the road writing something you. I see myself Megan a whole lot of music. I have a label, Taylor, Gay and have a lot of art. Is that our focus on as well Chevy was put out, I've got a we just ok, we got a bunch of other people whose been workin on music burner. Turkey, we are produced,

lyceum, and things like that. So, just as long as the music is getting out there doesn't even matter is one of my albums. I dislike people and still to the male now and the neighbouring confuse the David made sure take so delightful daily, shall determine our ears at his watch. The daily show weak nights at eleven ten central on Tommy, central and calmly simple watch episodes. Videos at the daily show that not all of us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram an subscribed to the daily show on Youtube or exclusive caused in him. This has been a comedy central, podcast,