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Catch up on today's headlines. Let's begin in the world of marathon running, most people just run them so that they can bring to their friends about running marathons above that's, not why I run them. I do it for the tiny cups of water anyway, this weekend one man ran straight into the record books in Vienna, Austria, a marathon runner from Kenya, made history going to distance in under two hours for the first time, one hour. Fifty nine minutes forty seconds, but it won't be counted as a new world record because it wasn't an official rates. All of its stage managed in forensic detail, especially chosen flat. Six miles circuit in Vienna, kept Jovi

The much debated white Nike vapor flies and there was an army of three dozen pacer, some of the world's best marathons who took turns pounding the ruling for a minute and thirty poor second mile pace in formation, together with an additional while that is a major illyricum. Choky ran a marathon in less than two hours, which were sportsmen physically impossible and you know there's a freak athlete because I'm like he kept running after he crossed the finish line that wasn't like, usually one I will finish with America Miller. I did my nipples, but I did it and this guy just like that, was a good warm up now for the race. What are we doing? I would Eddie. I want some people

saying that the only reason he broke this recorded because he had on special Nike, wanted you. Yet you know not? Why don't you go get those shoes and you tell me how fast your time go away. Go get your shoe. You can't get the shoes the credit, if anything, him being canyon, is the cheating part, that's being unfair yeah. He wasn't like. Oh, my god, I'm here These Nike is more like the magazine. Oh my god. We weren't canyon, we're gonna, we ve ever when moving on having a baby changes, your life you have to take care of, for eighteen years or until more, he tells you not the father, currently, with great responsibility, comes great amount of paperwork.

Ricky TAN baby over well meaning, but now expected couples are creating baby, preen ups or contracts to help the stress a baby preen up as an agreement made between both parents were, they know what their rules will look like what their duties maybe like once the baby arrives, though, that there is no surprises. We sign the document with witnesses some things are included, were things like grandfather, grandparent access as well as financial implications. Yes, the newest FED in white people, rearing, maybe preen ups and look, I'm just gonna put it out there. If you need your partner, just signed a pre enough that they gonna help. You raise a kid, maybe an order. The that person cuz. How, because how are you gonna enforce that we're just gonna come home like hated, you feed the kid no

then I'll, see you in court, I think, is becoming too thresholds or become friends with couples who have babies. These days first was baby showers. Then it became gender reveal parties. Now I've got to be a witness to your preen up signing Ok, I'm gonna, be this big part of your baby life than I should have a say in whether or not you have one like the couple should have to phone friends. We like hey tremor, we think of having a baby I'll be like actually goes on from a focus on my career right now. I can't be friends with like a couple who has a baby. I'm sorry, baby preen up in all just sign baby premiums, babies, yet they are the ones who should make guarantees before they come out. I need to put in writing what they going to do or not. Do you only cry between four and five, a dot m, not the whole night? You know. You only gonna shoot yourself this many times. In a day we created they signed a contract.

When the baby's like losing their minds, I'd like to em, you can show them the contract to be like that, and you like, I will see it if you, oh and speaking of babies, let's talk about how they made well guess who's that a field day in the sheets. A new study shows farmers have the most sex out of any other profession on average having sex at least once a day sixty seven percent of them right. Their performance is incredible. Sex expert saves because Farmers are likely to be more fit than desk, bound city dwellers and have more stamina. Farmers were closely followed by architect. And hairdressers for having the most sex at the bottom of the list.

Yeah! That's why I apparently of all the professions farmers have the most sex and journalists have the least which doesn't shock me all right in this error. Just don't have time to be having sex, because Trump is always breaking. Every time John is trying to set the mood they'll be at home like lightning candle. They like baby. It's time warp warm, I've been rarely trying to build a goddamn and he did it again and ass for the farmers like, of course, they have a lot of six farming. Is sexy progression think about all day They do ploughing planting seeds, growing eggplant, What's a ring vagina trees year, although although I will say they didn't say: farmers are having sex with people. They just

They have the most SEC. All I'm saying is scarecrows, don't need you have mouths. That's all I'm saying that have marked this move towards our story. If not in three weeks since the Democrats began an official impeachment query into president trumps dealings with Ukraine and since then things have an only gotten worse, From it also got worse for Rudy Giuliani, trumps, personal attorney and men, celebrates Halloween all year round, because since the scandal Brook law enforcement has started looking into Rooney's world and it turns out some of his acquaintances array, the shady good evening, everyone, the arrests of two associates of Tromp lawyer, Rudy, Giuliani, on campaign financed violations, maybe shedding new like tonight on foreign efforts to influence american politics. The two men arrested a Dulles airport

We're about to leave the country on one way, ticket a also figure in the impeachment inquiry and those shadowy efforts to draw Ukraine into investigating Joe Biden wow. This is crazy who Giuliani has friends, I didn't see that coming and you'd I've always wanted these random, but do people who look like criminals become criminals? or to people who become criminal start to look like criminals like genuinely want, because these are the two shadiest looking dues I have ever seen. It's almost like pay FBI. Why did you think these guys we're criminals they like? Basically, we looked at them. That's how we crack the case and, aside from being born with resting mantra, face probably the biggest red flag with these guys was that they were buying a one way. Ticket out of the country, which is

was suspicious right. Only people who buy one way tickets are criminals and sky divers. That's it, and it must have been really embarrassing as well being arrested and airport in front of all the other passengers. We silver lining would be if you were arrested and you were about to fly on spurred airlines, spurred airlines. If you're lucky No arrest you up again. Now it's not just give up and rocks steady we're in trouble with the law it turns out there. Boss, crank also has drawn the attention of the FBI.

We have breaking news tonight. Yet again it pertains to the president's lawyer and all around sidekick, Rudy Giuliani. The feds are quote investigating whether President Troms personal lawyer, Rudolf Giuliani, broke lobbying laws in his dealings in Ukraine. The president appearing to distance himself from his own attorney at the White House. I've spoken to root out spoke yesterday briefly are very good at Jarrett. Eighty has been my journey ray. What I haven't spoken to Rudy I spoke to him yesterday, doubled from all over the place. He's like the column of presidency is like We have not spoken to tricky rules which means to resolve their time because Ukraine, together in a normal administration and impeachment inquiry would be enough drama on its own, but the tramp presidency is like a black Friday sale happening

the fire festival to chaos, because, while all this impeachment stop tearing America apart, Trump is causing just as much mayhem overseas. It all started last week when he made an abrupt decision to pull troops out of northern Syria, which everyone slammed right. Republicans Democrats fox used. Even the Joker was like around. I love chaos, but the citizens say will now it turns out. The thing I won't want Trump would happen is.

Pending this morning. Jails in Syrian as president trampled, is all remaining: U S: policies to leave the north of the country, turkish forces, hammering America's kurdish allies, with the help of radical Islamists militias releasing violence now facing a hundred thousand homes. Turkey's artillery also exploding just two hundred and fifty yards from an american special forces post on the border. It appears Turkey used alleged terrorists as shock troops against: U S, allies, the first until they collapsed. I had to call on President Assad either Saviour and made this chaos. Isis is trying to regroup hundreds of ISIS members and supporters have broken free of detention. Camp, sweet Jesus, Donald Trump is the only person who can find a way to make the Middle EAST.

More chaotic turkey invading Kurds fleeing ISIS escaping like the Middle EAST was already a geopolitical jangle tower with everyone from a figure out. The right move and Donald Trump comes in his life we moved all whole table. And Trump troubles, justified his decision to pull out of Syria by saying that this is all part of his lodge a plan to bring american troops back home, and that makes sense. What doesn't make sense is that home seems to be another country in the Middle EAST.

Tree in the Middle EAST and has used troops have been pulled back from the border area of northern Syria present trumpet sending an additional twenty eight hundred Americans to Saudi Arabia, the Pentagon deploying fighter squadrons into patriot batteries and other aircraft to bolster saudi defences. This comes in response to last month's attacks on saudi whale facilities. At the White House has blamed on IRAN. We are sending troops and other things through the Middle EAST, Saudi Arabia. What are you ready? Saudi Arabia at my request, has agreed to pay us or everything. We're doing that's efforts. Yeah he's right. That is a first. I don't think America has ever rented out its military before. That is a wildly he's, sending the military and other things one or the other things. Does anybody asked nobody? What is like? What are these like? Sneak Eric in

the shipment. Is you take this Eric Jaguar? My shadow Barry go now is whether you can and that America's military? You know what I would do. If I was Mexico, I would raise a bunch of money and then I would hire America's military to do a coup on itself, given the people just like. Mr President, military taken over the White House, would be like I know, and who's gonna pay for it max So he's done with the Middle EAST, but in the same breath he says, he's sending new troops to the Middle EAST, which is really confusing so to help us clear things up. We go now to our senior war correspondent quoting live from the Middle EAST, doesn't like everybody. This administration seems to have very mixed messages about America's role in the Middle EAST is only one message: I'm getting However, in its dear World America, first prayer, handsome Oji, Bald Eagle

Oh gee, America, President Tromp, is just fulfilling his promise to pull you S, troops out of the Middle EAST, and you know why it's were fresh ring a lot of men say, though pull out, but they don't call me once shame on you for me seven times I have seven kids now, but but does it doesn't? Even though this was one of trumps promises, you have to admit has decision has turned the Middle EAST into a total should show traverse. The Middle EAST is we ve been a shit show. It's like a lawful house after one? I am like. It's not America's job to get involved. You have the Kurds, the Turks. It's such a nuanced, complicated situation. It's not something! America can solve. Ok, but if that's America's position, then why some thousands of troops to Saudi Arabia, because Trevor its Middle EAST is America's job. Get involved so much potential. It's like a waffle at eight a m. You have

sunni Muslims, fighting she a muslim faith. It's very nuanced, complicated situation that only America can solve that. It seems to me like trumpet, simultaneously pushing isolationist and interventionist policies in the Middle EAST, but now oh, no, no, no, no! No, that's crazy! that has been put in it like being a person that black and white at the same time, the ball. What actually does Saddam impossible see Trevor? Here's, what you need to understand, trot prom, ass to get America out of the Middle EAST, which she's done in Syria and now by going into Saudi Arabia, he has another opportunity to pull american troops out of the Middle EAST. Worrying on his promise twice, because you can't pull them out. If you don't keep rusting them You think you again and again, or our thanks

you thank you. Thank you. So much. One gene from her shaken Washington to its call by refusing to recognise the power of Congress to impeach him, which is amazing because they will we subpoena and he was like no, I dont care Donald Trump as the key Friends of a white woman pulled over by the cops like Mama need to see a licence. That will, I need to see you get out of my face and giving your badge number. Mr. The question is: why does the present think he can get away with this wealth more perspective? which ones are men who gets away with things all the time now grant and everybody. Why doesn't from seem to respect any of America's institutions? Tell you why body, because tromp does

think he got elected Trump thinks he bought a mare. And now our whole countries, just some business. He Twenty doesn't understand always in investigations. Imagine if you bought a quiz knows than a week later you find out you're being impeded by the guy who spreads the mandates come on. You know I don't trumpets extreme, but there's no way he thinks can buy a country dude, he tried to buy Greenland, eight weeks ago, and it wasn't even for sale. Please do so out of his mind and he looks at the globe the way the rest was looking villa. I'm telling you trump doesn't think he works for America. He thinks he owns it and how he talks

my generals had my military. My economy is phenomenal and I told my guys at NASA. All I know is I don't want to put my minors back to work, my farmers. I love my farmers, look at my african american alpha wow, but why president to say: look at my African American was Thomas Have resigned on a date was okay, so so so from thinks what America, and that explains all of his behavior now you're getting my Africa. America, Africa were here Trevor Trump everyone in the country who works for him. It's. Why he's sending his attorney general around the world to focus on his personal vendettas from things

the attorney general is generally his attorney. I bet when from met the secretary or transportation, he was like rates and you're the guy who calls my overs yet ok, but that doesn't explain why Trump ignores the Pentagon's advice on like Turkey and Syria. It completely explains it from tree. Point of view. It's like why my military and Syria? I'm not in Syria, I'm in America and that's where he, What's the military in America doing two things having been beautiful, parades and blocking Mexicans at the border like a camouflage ho door. So this is how trumps sees everything yeah man, it's, why he hates the press, so much he's like Why is the White House Press corps talking shit about the White House to him it's a betrayal. It would be. New hired, a dj for your wedding and when you and your wife came in, he was like christened Jennifer

we're not gonna make it. Eighteen months tops thereby our new or from things he bought America than is there anything the people can do yes but will have to turn to America's most reliable institution Kickstarter we pool our money. Buy America back from Donald Trump, going to cost it's going to cost so much money out. How do people afford that? Here's, the Good NEWS buddy if America truly is a Trump property? Eventually it's going to plummet in value and we can buy it back for pennies on the dollar. Bad news is, there's gonna, be KFC, pockets and spray, tanned juice everywhere newborn at everyone.

What am I convinced, my guess, like the music would use and DJ from South Africa who has a new single out with Asha called la la la? Please welcome, lacking dj black coffee deserve, welcomes will show you were removed. This is you know, it's truly truly. Surely one of my pleasure to have you on the show, because you have taken the world by storm. I remember when you first blow up in South Africa was black. Often lack of his God is black up like the back of a black coffee black often make of it

as a coup is. What is of coffee is that a drink is then you drink, that's out what is going on at least not as a de Jane is huge, and then you went from South Africa and you went into the world and you ve taken it by storm. Why do you think you have blown up as much as you have all over the world governance? I, like your story, my story No, no, don't you think so. Not alone men, its resilience, you know,

it's no in hunger and knowing that you have experienced it, I don't wanna go back there, while its working from nothing, knowing that you have nothing to lose. So whatever you gain is something that that is what is kept me going. That is what has gotten me too. I am today what I, what actual loved about your journey and have always enjoyed, is that, like in South Africa and in Africa, many countries around the world, there was always an instinct for people to aspire to create, like an american or to or to create, like a european. What shit black coffee apart from me was you made the music of Africa, music of South Africa and the world fell in love with that. Was that, like a specific choice, you made where you're like I'm, not gonna make european dance music. I'm gonna make my music and it's gonna be big in the world that definitely and It hasn't been easy. You know

because sometimes there's hype that comes at the name, and then you get a big room right because the name is so big and then but the music is is so maybe to solve for for the room all right, my I'm so we ve been through different phases tied to build that sound and it took patience, and I took a lot lot of time. We looked at took care TIM behind me and it took love for a dimension to really push. It really is awful. I remember at culture seller I was so excited when I saw your name on the list of artists who want to be performing, and you know a lot of people think like when it was dance. I remember my friends as it does this. Black coffee and though like what, what is what is no, I want coffee would acknowledge and no because everyone thing

I do like black coffee people like that of sugar, but TAT you have black coffee, and so we went to. We went to the tenth European and my friend said to me like that. I'm not a big and of like idiom, I'm not a fan of dance. We, as I know it's, it's different, you dancing to it, but it's cool people always think I'd like to get aid. Did they d get it together? That's what people think of your music has and I'll never forget the whole tent was just like I mean you have like a thousand people just like bouncing together. It was you don't owe me it was, for in the middle of California, Black White, everyone dancing to me, but I love nor was really beautiful, beautiful you you, you ve done something really special for me, though in my opinion, and that is you ve, taken the success of your music and you ve used to

spire new generation in South Africa. You started a project where you are building a school, but I think more impressive. You building a neighborhood. What is that about and why we re trying to end of ominously weakest unworkable with other people, its myself? It Nelson Mcgowan was here before right, the honesty I slug Duma warlords who was coming right there, China, yeah yeah yeah, he's coming right, What are you warning me? I'm telling you it's coming. Is this show we? We try to change the narrative about the continent where maybe it is our fault web? We we always in Africa as an inferior place,

all the best things went on tv, which means that we gain America or in the euro and it took away so much from the continent, and we try to reverse that and and and create a space in Africa that will inspire Africans to want to see and creates a future rights because you have you, you have this initiative and is called Africa is not a jungle and what I love about it. As you say it's about Africans creating for Africans are not always looking to Europe to create for them. This, which is a powerful statement to make when you look at your journey as black coffee, I mean you went out into a very competitive. All dj is not like an easy thing to break into, especially when you have a different sour happened to you. Do what media genk yeah you used to DJ done, I use actually used.

Create music as well, and then I sent you a few samples and nothing has, but I realized I sent a few. No one has ever gotten back to me about it miles this border its years. Romania, there's nothing in here, We can act like we're drinking just to get rid of the awkward security. That's what you would like. What are you hope to achieve with the music around the world? You know, because I have always been trained by the message that you have when you're playing music, we see collaborating with people like Drake we see you, you know, people like us show. We see, we seem artists who you wouldn't even associate with this John or signal. I love black coffee because of his message and how it pertains to music as an art form. What are you trying to accomplish all over the world with your music

Africa is a voice and over the years of affiliate, that voice has diminished because of how the world has painted. Continent. You know one of the things I used to hop in with me. When I get bookings back in the day, they would want to put like bongos and african masks on their flyer wow. You know than from Africa right. We all wear, masks and bongos, so I think that we really fought for from the beginning say: look we want to play on the global stage right. You know which

what you're doing right right right now, at a light for the world to see that voice our life for the world, to know that we are capable to be on the world stage. This is like continue to try and collaborate with the greatest artists being from Africa, though, and still keeping the sound and that I believe in bright, because we have that voice in some trying to create different platforms. That will show case that not just conversation but with action you doing in every single day my friend la la la that ain't. They now want to follow this man, black hawk everybody.

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