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Trump's Feud with Joe Biden & Controversy Over the U.S. Women's World Cup Triumph | Tessa Thompson

2019-06-13

President Trump and Joe Biden trade personal insults, Desi Lydic weighs in on a Women's World Cup controversy, and Tessa Thompson chats about "Men in Black: International."

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Using the comedy central, do well to from companies that World NEWS headquarters in New York. This is the daily with retinal years? Yes, tonight stars in the new movie men in black international presence, it is you ever often tonight show Biden Trump GO head to head. You can now offer in the sky and the? U S, women soccer team is under fire for being too good, so
Let's catch up on today's headlines, let's kick it off with some international news. You may remember last year, french President's Emmanuel MA and present Trump. What best ease they attended. Events together, they shed secret handshakes, Mccrone even gave Trump a friendship, treat it as a symbol of how they friendship would grow and prosper for many years to come. Your later relationship has solid and get this the tree died but mccrone. Being French refuses to give up on love president trumpet set to receive a new friendship trees. I'm french President Emmanuel Mccrone Mccrone promised to send them oak tree after the three gave him during last year's state visit die is, is the death of the
it is not symbolise the topsy. Turvy relationship between the two countries are wrong. You said that she was a metaphor. So then it's a metaphor, you can now say the tree was just a treat: that's not how symbols work. Ok, a second grade school when you and your best friend get Frazier bracelets and then ten years, maybe he's not wearing it because she got married and his wife thinks it's weird. Yet you know it's weird Kevin you distorting your best friend and yet
said that the french or pre died, but at the same time it did last longer than most people do in terms Whitehouse. So that's impressive at about this time. Mccrone gonna give Trump better instructions on how to keep the tree alive. He's gonna be ok, these ten Donald, you must use water, not dead, cork, okay and recently the tending bet he's not enough right terms like. I was so good that tree it ain't exactly what I three cheeseburgers a day. Please do not, if you don't look the tree and kept forgetting who died like that's what they said about Eric's, but it didn't work. He still here. Also, why is Macron giving Trump another tree? You know it's just going to die again. He should give Trump something simple, something:
easy to take care of like a friendship, rock knowing Trump Odin, be shocked if he found a way to kill that too. Just come on, I don't know what happened. I came outside unawares. Just just Edward does another news. As the debate over abortion rights rages on in America, things have gotten a little testy on capital It is tiring to hear from so many sex, starved mails on this floor. Talk about a woman's right to choose the shoemaker. I would just like to ask my friend if she'd like to change her lashed of her last statement. If it pleases my colleagues on the other side, I will withdraw my statement about sex
males on the floor. I ballast tanks, two thousand because those guys are so mad, but they don't know what to do. Mr Speaker, let the records show that I smash. I smell, actually feel bad for those guys, because it's a trap right. You dont know what to do. If you don't get mad, it looks actually telling the truth about your sex life. But if you get me It looks like she hit a sore spot like what do you do, although it would be funny if this whole thing ended up with republican congressmen, testifying about how much sex they have? I'm just waiting for Mitch Mcconnell to come on C span like our real power I'm sorry I must not in the morning for good measure Muslim, not out of my term Mamma Mamma and finally, in tech news. The future right sharing has arrived over,
is taking its ride sharing service through new eyes with over air. On Tuesday, the company unveiled its first electric passenger aircraft prototype by helicopter, playin hybrid that can take off and land from a pad and flying hundred fifty miles per hour while who was taking it to the next level, and you know what this makes sense could remember, I'm in an elbow drivers, fooling around through traffic yelling above the cause. Well, he's talking on the phone, I mostly you must have meant. I wish we could do this. Ten thousand feet in this guy also don't see how flying cars will work with all the pool of drivers, Gonna be like this. Is your stop, I guess, on the bright side, Goober air will have a much simpler rating system right. It's either stars or you're dead. That's what you know, but you know I shouldn't hates on them, because it's actually already been really successful. In fact, here's a video of picking up the very first air customer
It looks like fun all right: that's employment guidelines must move on to absorb store Donald Trump. This has been a wild week for the term presidency, making it be hundred twenty. Fourth, wild presidency weaken a rope. It's not a few days ago when Trump averted a crisis of his own making by deciding not to impose tariffs on Mexico, because he said he made a deal. However, critics pointed out that many of the things that Mexico promised to do to stop illegal immigration with the same promises that they had made months before, but then Trump came back saying
he had a secret deal with Mexico, which no one believed so yesterday he did this agreement. A girl to be safe. Third country or asylum seekers regrets the agreement that everybody says I dont have felt now, because our middle at Mexico do the announcement at the right time for Mexico they wanna go through, but he has. The agreement was a very simple. There are two possibilities here and neither of them a good either the president, just with them take our menu and came to a secret agreement with Mexico, which could be all it's a real agreement and the president is just walking around with documents in his pocket like the same guy, worried about Hilary server getting hacked by Russians. Meanwhile, he could get hacked by a gust of wind.
Or even worse, a pigeon, because we like- and here is the sacred given that this project can gradually be attentive to the ground, where keeping important arguments being your jacket pocket so risky, because everyone forgets things in their pocket. We ve all done it, but one day, trumps, dry cleaners, gonna form the White House. Like Mr Tromp, you left the nuclear codes in your jacket again under the lollipop in there to recycle, said God, my lonely pop, so that was present trump showing off his secret agreement. Let so that he got from Mexico, and I guess yesterday was male day because a few minutes later, this conference, he was telling us about another letter. He was even more proud of two, the first time since the Van Hanoi summit Kim's young and sent the president a letter yesterday. Mr Trump downplaying concerns about Kim's recent missile tests. These kept his word is no nuclear testing. There's no
You know long range missiles going up Joe. I see that I just received a beautiful letter from him. John had I think relationship is very well, but I appreciated the letter someday you'll see what was in that letter. Some you'll be reading about it. Maybe in a hundred years from now, maybe in two weeks who knows but it was a very nice letter- was a very warm very nice letter. I appreciated what maybe a hundred years from now. Maybe too weeks bony of its I'm. You hear a time range that biggest when you oughta couch online. I guess we arriving now or never, but that's pretty incredible. Trump is willing to support Kim Jong, because the north korean dictator sends him sweet notes Here's your own smart! He would launch a missile at the United States and then just send Trump and let the exact same time to keep him distracted. An aid would run into that was like Mr Trump Kim Jong has just fired.
I heard of a beautiful energy me. I know its core, just no sure this could devastate devastate millennia. We won't tell her. Dough are also people are dying dying to know what's in it, but I can't tell them it's a sacred if between me and God, damn you Baghdad, goddamn get back from the Kremlin's L vast, so dont Trump has become good friends of Mexico and he's bf with little Kim, but there's one food. The president does not willing to end and its with America's greatest enemy Sleepy Joe Biden Mozilla's Joe, never got more than one percent except Obama took about the trashy, but now it looks like he's veiling, he looks different than it used to be accepted that are used to
he's even slower than it used to be I'd rather RADA, against, I think than anybody I think, is the weakest mentally. I like running, it gets people there are weak mentally. I think Joe is the weakest up here. Really Donald you want to compete with the mentally weak loser. Will then maybe you should hold a debate? with a mirror knots, no coincidence that trumpets going after the fall of eating I ever since the poles came out showing Biden beating Trump all over the country, trumpets aimed all of his attacks directly at his number one threat and Joe Biden is loving it because its setting him up as the present of nominees, which is why yesterday in Iowa, he delivered a forty minute speech that was all about tromp. I think the prison really gets the guests
basic he takes. These terrorists are being paid by China. Just like you that Mexico's Bilbil He thinks windmills calls cancer. Think I'm making this up. I know quote: I have complete power, no, you don't Donald Trump or infection, fix yourself. First down: ok, okay, those weird, I feel, like Joe Biden, turned black by the enemy. Reach only I can fix a no fix yourself sell my pants, you gotta come get your man over
In the past few years has been a lot of talk about american losing its standing in the world economically, diplomatically grammatically, but yesterday the U S shoulders at least one place. They can still kick ass. It was a day of record setting domination on the world stage, the? U S, women, as the women's World CUP, kicks off in France, the? U S, soccer team is showing no mercy and making history, the defending champions posting the tournament largest margin of victory ever shutting out Thailand. Thirteen to nothing wow
That's not a soccer score murder, basically, one by a touchdown feel goal in the three points, a combined like they were done. These are hot. This was their only during the game at it's crazy, because if you go somewhere in the world, you like this is madness. America's like death is our soccer shared. I do feel a little bad, though, because this is the worst thing to ever happened to a tie. Soccer team and yes, I'm including the one that got stuck in the cave, was at least the case
wasn't celebrating informed of them. You got stuck in me, so this was a historic win for the. U S women, Socrates, but some people say it might have been a little too much winning lot of controversy. Armor how the women of Tv Usa, celebrating over that record breaking win over Thailand critic say the team showed a poor sportsmanship by continuing to score than celebrate some calling team. Usa behaviour embarrassing overboard and disrespectful that target that they already had on their back as defending champions that just got a whole lot bigger. They have now painted themselves as villains and as bullies. Ok, I get what people are saying. They saying that the Eu S beat. This team show how they should have been more sensitive, not celebrating every single goal only at the same time, sometimes taking pity
be worse than celebrating and patronising. I imagine you in a rap battle and you're losing and then the other emphases like and another thing wait. Wait are you? Ok, that's only crush you with their learn about your Mama Hayek. I can talk if you need one. So the big question is: has this tarnished the reputation of? U S, women soccer both more This would join by someone who's embarrassed America many times while overseas. Doesn't I think everybody people are saying the? U S, women soccer team was unsportsmanlike, do agree now now they were not being unsportsmanlike Trevor, they were being. American Arsenal and is America America, oh sorry, we one hundred country that one or two hundred years ago and worse still shooting off firewood
Sir Robin in Britain's Faye Social, using its, not arrogance. Let's just how America role he naturally how we roll on the battlefield, how we Roland Soccer field of how we role at her daughters, piano recital was she Only one bite aware crazy. I don't think you can win a piano recital. No, you do for the other parents, cars get their tyres. Ash. Suddenly orchestra night becomes Tiffany night. I love you sweetie, you may Beethoven, your bitch Kay you're a good mom, I guessed as he, but but don't you feel even a little bad for Thailand's team. What's thailand- and this has nothing to do with them- are women weren't playing against Thailand? They were playing against the patriarchy. That's what this game was really about will also my check. The patriarchy wasn't made up of thirteen Taiwan. I'm talking about this. Twenty eight players are suing their employer, the? U S soccer veneration, alleging,
institutionalized gender discrimination according to their law suit. The women's team earns just thirty eight percent of a male player for the same kind of work. The women scored more goals in one match than the men's team has scored in every world cup. Appearance in two thousand six combined. You see the Windows soccer team is doing so much more in getting paid so much less than the men's team like finding out that Tony Stark got paid less than Hawkeye. Why is this so? the euro, the others a dad whose into archery yesterday was about the women's team trying to prove their worth. They were just play No, when a game, they were playing to win a law suit and yeah. You know it. It sucks that Thailand how to get caught in the crossfire, but it's like I said to the parents and my kids music school. It's not personal and I'll pay for your tyres. So you're saying the women's team will just sending a message to you are soccer, yes, and clearly
message was that they need to be paid more o in now, and maybe U S arm should pay the men lass. Maybe they then be motivated, actually qualify for there World CUP, Montgomery Warm over my bag. My guess is an actor rooster, in the new movie men and black international. Please welcome, testify
then we'll come back to the show me again and congratulations on yet another blockbuster franchise men in black international. This, like you're in every big movie right now, you're an avenger, is your and saw you you're in men and black you at some point you just like Google Cinnamon. Just like all the posters. That's me No never never know, but I am my flight here. There were three of my thumbs and that that that was like a moment prevails of wood is life. On the plain at the same time gap here, you see, I would be going to every rule in the plane
language is watching it may make them watch it only most hang, my most everything is watching. This is why I love to do is watching someone decide what movie watch and not decide to watch or like put it on and then turned off after ten minutes. Oh, I would come back, but the gray, the guy crosser me he made it through creed too, which is nice rights, but he did. He was like he was like honest flown and he was picking his nails are one point of view and bored and restoring some of my scenes. I bought some kind of way about it, but it is a fact. Like you should you should surprise people like in when when that's happening? Just probably like hey look at me, because that would like glow their minds, they just black, did think as a proper. They think it's a thing: you'd, never forget telecoms, and if that happens you wanna play, I probably should my friend recently was in Washington Square Park and a guy walked past him in a sorry to bother you t shirt, which is a film domain names like hey, like your teacher and we haven't, we face, I mean sounds like. Let me see the guy and we are faced.
With them and that changes life. Well, I don't know you becoming a total five. You can't you name is Michael. He goes to let you know that you Michael anyway, you now his famous as well. I might go get that. Let's talk about the new movie, I mean men and black as a franchise. The people know and love, and now men in black is international, even though they were intergalactic Yahoo, but the story has changed. Now. It's it's about aliens all over because before it was just like this, it what's happening in New York now signal the aliens are everywhere. Yet as a global scope Eve only ever seen in New York part of men in black, and now you get to see men and black in London and then we will travel the world basically and you get to act across from Chris hems worth again. You let's make a formidable jawn scream thanks yet know if she knew in their vengeance. Like this comedy moments. Does this does moments which, like all these to a kicking, asked
together and now you back together, Youtube just like know each other back to front now, and now we do honestly, I don't know. I said it like that, just because you know, like you, spend a lot of time with someone, you see them first thing in the morning. You see them late at night you see them when they are hungry? Like you get to really know somebody, and at this point you know with the first time around you're, trying to make a good impression and now we're so comparable that you you're just stop doing that oil, each other's Christina Hungry deeply concerned a wise, so it's good all Zaragoza. That makes me feel better about his body. Could he against because I think
This knowledge is gonna, be like ha ha. You angry that no heed it's because he does interment fasting, so if he doesn't even till noon while I know I pretend to do it, sometimes with em like yeah, so longer, I've had like advocate of toasted smoothly. What I love about gives what I love about your interactions on screen, not just with Chris, but the characters that you play am, and I mean you know in men and like it, feels like that again, even in the scene that we watched it feels like you, take characters that previously could have just been archetypes and you you ve molded them into being. Dare I say, compete human beings, do you know not just the girlfriend? Not just the sidekick, not just the nagging woman, but it's like no human being, who feels and says, and does
they actually moved the plot. Ford is something you do intentionally or is that just the roles that come to you? I think I I think I try to workers who wants to be the nagging woman. Why that's no fun! I also I don't know for me, it's I've. Never. I never thought that I would make movies and certainly big Hollywood movies, like all of those archetypes like the the hot girl, yes or like I'd, never felt like. I could see myself than any of those archetype, so I wouldn't stand a chance and in my own perspective and making it in this business to fit squarely in any of those boxes. So and I've been really lucky, it's not just me. I get to work with collaborators like Brian Cougar. He wants me to be more than than just you know. Yeah, then, than an archetype right. Just just someone who's in the backward, Joe, it's disgusting, but so much in Hollywood. Women are just ciphers. You know we
move the plot forward and I'm really hearten that I've stuck around long enough time where we audiences are demanding more than that and Hollywood is, I think, finally, listening it's coming when you look at Hollywood as a whole, and you see a poster like that, I remember a time when internationally, you wouldn't see a poster with the black lead on the post, like I've seen posters all over
worldwide, like I'd, be in South Africa and America, and then they would have liked the black actor on it. And then you travel some whales and you'll be like wait. What happened to that first, but you you are on the posters. You know you have seen pictures of you in Japan. I've seen pictures of you in China have seen pictures. That's a big shift in Hollywood. It's a huge, but, to be honest I mean the first one was made a ninety ninety seven I was fourteen years old, well, Psmith became a bonafide movie. Star would not be here without him, nor I just true, and we can take it for granted now, but the fact that he was able to top line a studio movie a franchise and bring his back. I definitely too, it is hugely groundbreaking rights. It just is, do you think? That's a big thing that MR like shift is how people perceive the ability
of actors who are black should be bankable as well, because everyone seems to get surprised in, like Jordan Pills Movie, that they go did surprisingly well, and then you know I have always happens with like, like that. Without with black Panther, they were like black Panther puts surpassed all expectations. Where's is like a ventures or like that. You know captain model to be like it, predictably hit its numbers. Whore that seems like it shift will. There is bitterness, met this really antiquated, tired method Hollywood is held onto, which is that black and brown faces don't sell overseas. That do not want to see us in China that I want to see us and Russia I'll. Tell you what I went to
extra I went to China. They were very happy to see me and I was happy to see them, and my hope is that we can get to a space where a woman, in particular women of color top winding the studio movie, is not something that we need to celebrate or congratulate or acknowledge, because it's just commonplace. And so I and my hope is that films like this help us get there, which is my. Soft pitch for why people should go see. There's no reason to say one more thing about. Thank you so much beyond the show making some watching your screen, love. Haven't you men and black international ruby, inflated nationwide June, fourteenth tussle Thompson. Everybody.
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