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flash before my eyes, because here too, because let us hear voices because the other team that was in the last places got the points you're not allowed to make the same guy. No sports joke is me because you want saying what you are trying to crises down for you anyway. You guys are jerk, sometimes what I didn't say anything about your dumps: no damn it all to Baltimore best the best like it's like. If you want to know like how real Chris is about like, like the kind of like firms material, you understand him. It's like it's like this guy. We know they are that guy. We know he went to Green Bay to watch a football game. Criticise us pocket dumb idea worth the hardest part. Is that I guess you know I guess, look like a dude people try to bond with me in public with sports, and I just like the only like

yeah. You see that fucking game Henson took that last one like thirty two yards and then uh Mactavish missed that done. Thirty, two yarder good fake names come. Thank you. I appreciate that so my defense is that I act like I'm agreeing with them and then I just start explaining a doctor who episode to them like I know, and then, when the doctor put the TARDIS in the middle of the weeping angels and removed it and they were forced to stare at each other and be held in a stasis, and then they community guys like that, it's not real and I'm like and you're never gonna play in the NFL skulk away smoke bar my trapdoor, which we spoke about this when we think about something like because it surprising to me how many people are into sports.

And I like the comedy writing area. It's like it's like I'll, be in a writers meeting, a full of comedy writers, and I get more able to start talking about the game and I just says: maybe I should start watch and sports we'd like. Maybe that's why, should get into Gulf, no start gambling on it and then you will be into it yeah. I guess I could understand from the four from the fantasy ass where you can which players Fuckin', which Dragon fantasy sports, wear t bo fuckin' praise to God? That brings him fire dragon. He takes an arrow to the knee every time it does that oh timely mean reference. My friend three weeks ago, the main Chris it was over before it began when we were in a group and someone talks about sports Chris Kind of steps aside and points at main, like

that's a lie here, like I'm Vienna truly, and I could tell if they're lying, I'm your secret graves weapon, you're you're, a weird sports empath makes me want. So that's what I did how is your break? We haven't done a hopeful since the break yeah Christmas nears break Christmas happened, state in town drank and saw battle royale, which is really fun. Buddy is japanese movie at Cinefamily. We saw at Cinefamily. I saw it on Christmas day, so I missed that. Then I went to the jewish deli down the street and if there's cancer, and it could have adjusted Delhi really well. I wonder really pointed out how Christmas it was coming. It's coming, kibitz room everybody will unify. Having got daily then went to the Kiva serving I wasted and was a delightful east quite evening until the this ban started. Playing in this anger was this old do that without which is bugging people for change and any grab them?

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you during when Gaddafi photographer, not to say that actually learn I literally was doing was fielding tweets from fuckin people. The lake was gonna blow. You write like it's not like a rule. It doesn't apply. All the time just a standard Jonah does the absolute truth was Wednesday night I did yearn for males show meltdown and then Jonah got on a plane and went to Jamaica for someone to Atlanta. Sorry, what I found hot Lana. I know you know I went down, the html therefore represent, now has anyone ever made the joke that if you go to the forum, for that alone, is not there? That's a computer joke, oh my god, it's great, and then you just get there and it just says Atlanta not found

someone had to have made a map. It seems everything was there, the address was there fluid Juliana went on and on the way there on the red either I found out from Vienna that she got the cheapest ticket. There was a fire a half hour lay over. So this was Thursday. I think and today we are Wednesday night and today's Friday is it so you to Atlanta and then had a five hour layover and then went to Jamaica and flew to Jamaica and then took a to our very scary van ride to what is called appendages took over beaches, what is that its event, a resort beamed after the barber Hershey moving? It's not what you want you back in place, and that would be it you get and free. We got cancer and a daughter, I've listening, but it's it's sandals resort, but it's with families-

and we didn't know that we got there and just in time to like, go and get the buffet standard standard, jamaican, fair prime rib and Muffins irey their area. Would you like a refill entrepreneur, domino and also a stage by the pool lights up and there is sesame, shriek or sing and dance and its family resort? The second families everywhere reaches offenders are yeah family version of sandals solar. So essentially you escorted Deanna to Jamaica. And then came to DC yeah. Then I woke up at three hundred and thirty to get on another sketchy van ride back to the Montego Bay Area, You know the Van ride to the to the resort was full of people from Wisconsin.

It's like the driver was like alright. Who, who are you and what are you doing in Jamaica as like fun and festive, and I grew up in an island nation and it was all fake. I can tell all these back the way people are treating all these buck: rich, asshole, white people right fake, like this. Like the first lady, I marry I'm from Wisconsin and I'm going to a wedding, I'm Tina, I'm also from Wisconsin four people Wisconsin and then what have they didn't know each other? They all went to supper, resorts, that's fucked up no rise was content Billy, its call for a wedding has achieved. What Wisconsin is was content is a glacier you no more years, so I understand where they were sounds like a like a weird compliment that chicks are glaciers of the glacier, she'll get there. Eventually she could make my eyes. Can? What does that mean? A glacier doesn't do that exactly like there's like it's

though there were some of the worst things I heard from the people. The way there was a hearing them like audibly get tents when we stopped in like a kind of a busy like there's like a busy quarter, a lot of people walking around, and so I'm going in the car when it's like so you're just mean that there are white people in the Van stop than a busy corner with black people. Yet why people got TAT S exactly like as far as this is best there's like lots of yours, you're driving along the coast results like nice houses that didn't get finished. As you know, just because of the ups and downs of the economy there, so there's a lot of just YO, corrugated metal like finishing these houses and Skylark, what you don't shantytowns, try to stay away from that term, but some people, but There was the guy behind me like wow. Look at these like houses in ruins. It's like we're in another country

it's exactly like that early like it is yeah, but it's it's also. Like a parody in of itself at the airport, there is a Bob Marley store come on. There is well, they probably I mean like they. Probably I mean they must. They must survive a lot on tourism, so I guess they gotta the army, like on the way there from Atlanta. There was just as this guy we're Bob Marley Shirt BAR Miley, hooded sweatshirt, Bob Marley, baseball cat. Wow, how I was very why a very bad way which I went to the National Geographic Museum today. I do not know, I saw a lovely exhibit on this on this horde of of stuff. There was on earth. Did you see all of the national Geographics that Jimmy Stewart sold and it's a wonderful reference that no one yet

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laid out with the astronauts, a member, I leave the actual astronauts there. That's just do a much right now around us was it's gotta be over just sitting here they were standing uh! No, but then I was like reading things anyway. I was reading about the APOLLO thing and the APOLLO fifteen left a plaque on the moon, dedicated to all of the astronauts and cosmonauts who died, trying to get to the moon so on it, like you know, like APOLLO one and stuff, and then I was like, oh I bid start crying really by myself. I better go before the ones. When you do that, you really think I'm creepy, we subscribe by somebody like feels like home, if someone's not going to be be alone for much longer you're moving in moving in with Greta everybody work, yeah.

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but nobody is going to be like that, there, you don't have any statues ear with. I don't even know it's, so you see the sub grown up, your entire life on it and it's so breathtaking dislike the city's iconic buildings of I'd love. I am never fails to Canada catch me like I feel, like. I can't believe what I'm saying and firm and- and I like firm- and I were touring through Here- maybe like five or six years ago, and we made it a mission to run all around Washington DC and take picture in front of buildings with the money that their on I write that so much by trying to figure out like all of this is Jeffrey located at the White House. It was that's great. I went to the White Ass, I was. I got off the train and wandered us all signs of White House this website. It can't be that easy. They would have the fuck and leader of the free world in the middle of a fuckin city, where there streets that bombs could be driven on.

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you guys gives arguments. It wasn't a God while crazies out like a fucking, Hawaiian fuckin, do that group and why he did arrogant, came but that stay up at the White House, certainly not six good, fuckin, Emory also reading. So a thousand familiar fishes which is making me make any ok, I'm like very homesick. Oh did you go back? Do you ever go back to work. There was a while, but here is a sound one. Hi Angeleno do I go well. It's my parents live in an apartment in Waikiki which is to them. It's like you know, they're, like oh, it's great, it's city living. I think, there's like I was like why. What do you mean like like? We can walk a couple blocks to a store and that's crazy, Jonah we're getting a chile's agenda

yeah. So I go back occasionally, but I have to crash on the couch when I'm visiting home and that's not very fun to your parents. Do you get rid of your room or something really an apartment? Now they lived, they live in my aunt ever fuck, my parents have a roommate kind of us they're. All drivers is that's out, isn't Hawaii, though I was looking around here today being like it, so all of them to leave all these sets up from those Nicholas cage movies. That's very head! I we walked. We wanted Masonic Le Masonic structure of some sort. The archives was the archives. The secrets are, you guys still wanted to get video of you in front of that saying your favorite line that didn't make the movie national treasure of this morning. Tell me some other bills trying to tell me something. Fucking was like. I was so stoked for that line. I had a t shirt. We covered it. We covered it in another. Podcast got animated, yeah yeah. Well, fuck you!

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My questions. Nowhere near serious is that out of all the old classical doctors, which was your favorite, while Tom Baker was really the one that we got in the states, you know like it so just in in the old days before new media we, I know this is crazy, especially the eighteen year olds. We had to watch whatever was on television and if you missed it, never saw it again. So we just you know, we got Tom Baker on Pcbs and I like going back in autumn and I enjoy the third doktor quite a bit. A covert way. Jumper. We that's. That's that's great Ferguson's, favorite dockworkers, it's one that he grew up. We I am. I am. I like some of those. The shells weren't so fuckin bore Fiona thanks

written in major, allow, I don't remember, request, but I was one of the big dark plushy early to draft. How can I give you the tortoise, pushing brought up a package, the tunnel, the shortest pussy you still in my apartment, on my car? That's true. I told you that I made suffrage that so I did so actually have supper. All three. Let me also has a severed head could be various. Oh you re a gun What does the pockets of urgency, because Briggs Dave Matthews ever had like it's like shrinking the blogger.

Guys, listen. The only left Handed Dave, Matthews signature Martin is on Ebay right now for ten thousand dollars than everyone else. Just fall asleep. Let's seriously, if each of you gave me ten thousand dollars alright, so what's your what's your version first, the other comment I have is thank you so much for your book, because it's really actually. May allow when they find your friends and actually trying to get bored with what I wanted you with my own personal business groups. So that really means lot. Secondly, here's the question for all three of you: it's it's a doctor who question. What, then, is the only thing you guys always bring up like your favorite episodes like blank and everything else, but what was your key on favorite favorite episode that you can watch all the time with no questions asked and what is the worst episode that you ve ever seen? That's a new series that you just like you're, really all I can say in English.

Loved I loved empty child, which I think was also written by Moffat under Davies Administration, where the money you mommy partner that Sir And I I mean I don't know worst ones, I don't I don't know I mean I just have such an affection for the show that I feel like I don't ever see one and go what the fuck it's rare 'cause. It's just each episodes of delight, and it always has it. No matter how shitty the story might be got out? I don't like like comparatively like, if it's not as into if its outclassing like, unlike the loss, it's like it's fucking net storyline ends in Europe That's over onto the next sorry, are you don't to be like it's like, while this is going to keep on going to be here at last that thing that are wrapped up, not help alike

It was as I can always along our long. Our I got stuck gets resolved at the end of every episode ever, but it's a curse. The black tat I could do without that do without rose the pilot. And that guy I'm sorry, I fell asleep a lot. Well. The pilot, the pilot with buying plastic, was a little like it was a pilot it felt like well. This is a pilot yeah. The episode that honestly, I can watch constantly is the larger. Recovery of weaker watch? You look so good. In short, you guys. Uh well, thank you for being here will see. You will see you afterwards. We have a couple of questions. We have a very special surprise for you very special surprise for you. Well, my comment or question was actually just clever person in front of me, so I'm going to think of one really quickly offset my head, but first I didn't want to say thank you for singlehandedly, making sure that everyone else in my office thinks I'm more batshit crazy. Then I.

M laughing blatant out loud in the middle of a quiet environmental. Does I'm glad we could do that No you just turn your computer back into line. Like you? Do coffee, ok, so a quick question 'cause I just dropped off the top of my head. I've been watching a lot of Stargate the past like how long? And sorry, I answer the question I was asked: if you are a fan of surrogate not of industry completely indifferent, historically,. I have no clue what started s like the movie? No, no! It's! When two buttholes kiss no yeah! No, the thing we do. I love star gating yeah. I love the Stargate yeah

when you do the starry. Really I don't I mean I loved. I really enjoyed the start. A movie star get series. Was I just didn't it filled? My macgyver void a little laboratory Richard in Anderson, who doesn't but I never really. I never really watched the Stargate series. I think it was one of those things that I always just thought. Yeah I'll sit down one day and just watch it all at once, but. Our will duly noted, star glances and ignore universe. Target was there far escape to I'd. Never got into its poor stargazing go too far. Yeah was trustworthy is also what cool. Thank you very much to see here. First, are cool. That's our voters, but has also made first cut cover more questions. I guys hello. I have a question for Chris. Yes thanks to nurture,

Industry have been listening to the thrilling adventure, our you're, throwing a very accurate black in the style of the new time podcast and it's amazing and really enjoy, and I was wondering what it was like to be on that show what the house, And you get the scripts with like what is that, like? Whenever ass a smile? I will they only have the best p on the show. So it's a real honour to to be involved. What is truly the Kremlin Crab of Committee for four minutes

He's not wrong. Ok, backstage so thrilling adventure hour going on for quite a few years. Thrilling adventure hour started at this place called the M bar, which is where comedy death ray started. Where we started comedy death Ray Dino years and years ago, were argument started, but we all performed there when it started and then thrilling adventure hour then moved to Largo and it's so unbelievable. You get the scripts a couple days before you do like one rehearsal and then it's like day off and it Stage its feels like what it must have felt like to do like old Bob ill fated like people run, I want you to be on stage run and back and forth. Everyone's dreamt. That border like radio Theatre like it really is like everyone, you have to wear, suits airlines on Heroin, but we called it

yeah. I think it was old timing, so it really is an amazing experience and they just get the most amazing. People like Paul Atomic is Paget Brewster, Brewster and beyond belief or so mind blowing. But everyone is great on the on the show and anyone else hasn't listened to it. You should really that's. Great podcast really a dream of mine to see it live someday yeah. I hope they toured at some point, but if you're in LOS Angeles, that they just they do pretty regularly monthly at Largo, and it's really it's really great to see so yeah. Thank thank you. Maxed crest and others like me, though I do my best and not gosh, because we want to treat you guys like normal people and is as meaning here.

Hello, not normal, but you know yeah anyway. My name is MIKE Maddock, oh nice, to meet you MIKE hi. I've got a two part: I'm going to be that douche nozzle! I'm sorry! That's! Ok. First question. Alright, this past summer gotten a doctor who changed my life, I'm immediately better because David Tennants God anyway, I want to show people how amazing doctor who is, but I'm having a hard time, picking which first episode show them, because. Want to show the met Smith because you'll be ok, look, stick with it. The show does get a budget by Tom, well Jonah. The first episode Jonah Watch was blank and he was he was sucked in right. I mean I tend to think I mean the pilots all right. It could scare people are, but I think the second episode is

yeah. It does but go to the year five million like it's, it's fucking amazing. It does. But, like you know, there's a weird thing where you all of a sudden you're used to watching sixteen nine used to watching widescreen, and when you go back to that. First episode of the second episode first season: it's forty three, an it's a little off putting 'cause it's not in hd in it just like it. Just like! Oh and everything looks a little bit worse, it's a great season, but it really blink is just because it's so stand alone and you get a vibe for the entire show, an it's as scary as Stephen King's. It was when I was a kid like it just stuck, and I think it's the perfect thing it's like. It's like, oh, I get it, it can be fun, it can be scary, it could be exciting. It could be all these things and I didn't have to know anything else. I'd have to know the history at all

really tough to rope people into doctor. If you show them the classic episodes, because they just they moved slowly, because its old television and watch this set fall say: let's, who travel to the other side of the said, fifty minutes later, a new scene yeah. So it's you know, I would say I would say you know at the link. Is the answer link Blake as we enter answer? Go. Do it a second question? No more we're like dupe link on his questions, personal, what they re commissar in a month. I walked up here so anyway. I've actually moving to allay in September to. Follow my dream to become a cinematography, do have me advice, I kind of a dream. Is then a real money and become, I think, that's a greater rate three hour journey times worse than mine and terrible is actually something that could be it.

I think that's that's that's great. All. You should really do just shoot everything in like it's a even though you might not want to be an editor. Maybe you might know you're gonna be a director, but just like you. Stop edited together, put it together and I move your final cut or whatever you have like make cool shots, make a bunch of different types of things showed. But what you can do you even shoots up on your phone, just a practice, composition, and just You think I am confident that parliament really gazed and he's not like you know like Video- was also that's like the film allay. That's everyone. I know that's a filmmaker uses vimium because of the quality of the video but yeah. It's it's a great movement when you bring you know like it. Work for free is a camera pda like work with get experience, doing that we work on. Films by the other is wild in Channel one or one gentleman It is a great community of short filmmakers that just it's it's a damn harmony

you're talking only Ellie and Rob Throb, the guy who cooperated Sarah Sylvan Programme. These are guys that, like every month, there's people that cement five minute episodes of just like whatever I never one votes to see what they want combat. It's just the best training ground you could ever be involved and genuine one dot com. Become a part of that what young allocate from their lonely island came from China Wanna one. It's like a law. These things are just its great. You should really in there always looking for people to shoot stuff. So the answer I thank you. It is Channel Onawandah guy what they think, that's my good luck. You and combine meltdown knows about them. You know them. I mean honestly, I think, maybe just to our questions, because we have a special surprise that this budget surprised that some other way I'd always rumble place. Ok, sought weirdo yeah died, who said ass. What's your life or so long? Well, that's good thing. No one else get like you,

Like the Serena to Johnny, Colton Samantha,. If that makes any sense well, I just want to say that I love you guys and, unlike the last guy, I want to gush, because I think you guys are great and I'm here with my best friends who are over in the corner and I've I've been gushing to everyone. I know about the fact of the last two months that I'm coming tonight and I can't believe that people are not sick of that. But anyway, my question is: oh really, weird one. I totally do not get offended. Edit this out, I M a teacher. I will not secure DEC.

We all know can teach will ever get well. Here's my ass, you! I love you! Listen! I've been obsessive, listen dear last, four months and listen every absurd. I love everything he doesn't saddened and especially last few months have been noticing some things. You said about like education, about culture, about the way people deal with staff and the way that people interact with media the way the people interact with information and the people interact with the general cultural information of the world, and I teach English and journalism, and the thing that fascinates me is that I love my kids, but there are things that they just don't understand. They have no concept of either not the world like that, and the problem is that I would love to do something. Like you guys said start my own podcast, on my blog. Whatever I leave Ali cannot do that. I know of your Whereabout teachers. Firefighters, policemen excited are considered semi public officials, so we literally cannot do things that we could say, like I hate my job. I hate this heat that, because, literally we are sensitive public officials where we cannot dad mouth anything, we cats anything about our jobs or students or SARA. I would love to be able to just protection. You work at the fruit store, just not fake name, the other, not gonna search. It was a you're funny. It's funny. You say that I was talking to one of my friends say at school.

And she may become at what have you just did anonymously, and the problem is that if it ever got back to me specifically, I could be fire like we. If we were to get a picture, I'm not joking about this. If we were to get a picture of ourselves taken at a bar, we're not drinking you're, not doing anything. If we take a picture of over their guys, I could be fired from my job. So this even asking this question you could get for. Potentially, yes, but my thing is the lovely guys you're saying I love what you guys do you and I want to do something that I can make commentary about south and see if we can find a grass roots movement kind of thing. What would encourage your students, a sort of broadcasts in the mill learn about. Media in journalism, and then you, then you can force until about your dreams or do do do apply podcast ass Well, you don't complain about enlightening the Youth of America. No, I think that's a good idea to teach her kids about the blogosphere. I do.

Then I noticed our blogs and you are the editor in chief valid points grave. I just one again say thank you so much rescue me somebody it up, I appreciate guys the teacher when he speaks of only a teacher could have withstood all of the heckling. What you got quick answers are really great. You always say. Oh, I just got it out later. I always laugh. Never got anything I'd dammit. He does those things out here. You just don't know there are some but it's very rare. I better go budget legged raping dead babies joke it said. Any cut it out now that this out, so they love requirement. External smart, I don't I just forget. I really do disregard. Ok

are the scattering the last question. Otherwise we can. We can so high. This question is format. Ok, one more question after that and I'm getting, and so it should, rather than dropping your per diem on black, yet Why? Don't you go to the clinic and get your health problem? Taking care of his are fine. Now he's all fine. Now I can. I can report back up all clear you guys. Alright, oh yeah, please air that so people stop asking me on Twitter. Also, the joke I made about my year and not even sounding healthy, was literally a joke. Yeah, I'm here in time, they're just concerned about you know, thank you so much for your equipment, so you guys will answer questions when we're like well be up here, signing stuff. So oh yeah, after the show the way it's going to work is we have t shirts for sale. You don't have to buy one you can but have to sign when everyone will take pictures and then will literally just come back out. You can and do it up here on the stage so guys come up

when I do it up here. You gotta rising up like you come up this way and What do the pics signs the exits? Well, let so if you have a fucking shaky should a camera, so there were very special gas now who has been so incredibly patient and has been here for a few hours either to people that someone told me the day before I left they said these people gotta be in town for MAC fast. What is it music gaming face here in DC, so I get so excited. I emailed her publicist like these pepper chow, I typed it that way. Just so, I could express the emotion you said it like: o Fortuna both. Just keep.

I could think of another couple syllables, so this lady husband, you may know as the voice of sniper from team fortress to its job flower in the voice of Glados Ellen Mclain. So you guys please come over here and sit down for a minute, so we can talk to you. I am thank you so much going to let go I'm never going to let go. You'll have to have be surgically removed, guys! Please! Yes, please, please, over here. First of all, you guys it is such an honor. I'm like nervous, if we were talking backstage, but now all the sudden, I'm nervous. Thank you for staying here for so long.

I felt so God are you guys we're we're backstage raw around here, just making vagina jokes, and I feel so bad about that. But but you guys want. Biting my tongue, but but you guys you both and voices in in so many video games, that the people, especially you left for dead. Yeah, I'm I'm kind of like a mandolinist. I I do a lot of games and I'm not famous and Ellen's the you know the guitarist she comes in and plays one note and everybody loves her. So so how long have you guys? How long have. Doing the voice everything will really got into video games

early on Sierra online was up in Seattle back in the MID 90s and yeah. Remember them and I think my first video game I can't remember, which came first. It was either Spy Fox Breakfast Cereal, in which I played the memorable Artemis, J, big pig. Or might have been betrayal, it and terror which very ago very ago end, and so that that was really back in the early days when it when they really did know how to use actors at all and they they you you go in and they give you a bunch of lines and and use the accuracy will whom I talking to and where the writers, not here I don't know who you're talking to ok. Well, it says I want you to a huge. It had no idea what was going on one and one point of betrayal in Andorra. I saw the sight of this line.

Son, ok, what what's going on or why am I saying goodbye to him and then they had to call somebody so wisely. Saying goodbye to is an ok they're leaving our dad? I don't write right enough, but that's where they came back with well, there's: here's where the game branches and your son is either going to go down the street and by a loaf of bread and be right back or he's going to walk through this dimensional gate and go to another universe, never going to see him again. So could you kind of say it so it would work either way, and so I said goodbye shun and its great great. That's right! You know that I did. They had no idea how to use actors, but that's that's really changed in the last. In the last ten years mean people are really that these guys want their games to be cinematic. They want to be a cinema experience just like a movie and and so if they ve the gun, there's stuff together than other users Ellen. How did you get involved with valve? Well, I got involved with one voice because my husband,

Made me get a voice demo really, so it's all his heart. How dare you you'd be a great murderous robots right, see? I knew her. I look. I know her special

I didn't, want to hide her light under a bushel, but you know I mean really valve is up in this matter and we have an agent in Seattle and when they were looking for voice, talented, you send out our decisions and we understand that's how it works. Just like that, did you have any idea where, when you're doing the first portal that you have any concept of like oh this, this Gameless Orange Box Game is going to be the biggest like one of the biggest things ever know. Nobody did. I had already done team fortress two and half life to her valve, and then I got the audition for portal and they wanted me to sound like the computer generated voice that they had been using in the game development, but they found out that that voice was copyrighted and that an actor would be cheaper. Really it's too. So how did you with it? Was there anything that you thought going into creating? I mean, I know, I know Gladys his voice is auto tunes right in a lot of places, but what was year it was really were just mimicking you're just mimicking there I was, I was mimicking, the computer generated voice, they wanted someone who could sound like that. So I m soulless and I've heard and part too you know there was such like Gladys was really like between you and see the merchant and J K Simmons Immortal too. I've really- and I said this before parity is one of the best, not just video games, but the one of the funniest written things and perform and things that I've ever heard and I live Eric Wall Paul and J Pinkerton and Chat Hollis set, and they are very, very funny. Man was anything that that that got like what what it was. Some Suffolk got cut from portal that you felt it was funny that no, they kept all the funny stuff. Yet the lame stuff is all on the floor so that those of us all and again I think that what I have to disagree with a little bit when Portal first started and of course I don't. You know the story of portal, but it was. It was really created by for students school as a senior project and gave Newell was invited to the school to your cousin to school. In the game, design to to give his feedback gave knows they had evolved and euro to give us feedback to these these folks of projects- and he saw this one any higher divorced in on the spot, and he basically said: ok now you have no budget gimme a game and they and they gave him something, and he said: ok now you have a little bit of a budget gimme a better game and turned into portal. But I tell you I mean when it started out. We didn't think anything about it, but by the time they gave Jonathan Coltan song so alive to Ellen we I could fell.

Feel as at you and she was- and she would tell me some of the Dialogue- something monologue. Basically, you know that the way that she was insulting the player and stuff like that and in the whole idea of having this evil, something that starts had to be helpful. It turns into be evil and then is just insulting you on top of everything and then to have this totally passiveaggressive song. At the end that says, you know high. I dont mind that you killed me, I'm really fine. You know I mean I was just so hilarious and I knew I knew was going to do something, but then we had no idea the day that it was released. The data was released. We got an email from Denmark, saying people are in the street. Shouting the cake is a lie. The cake is alot of people in the streets of Denmark and does the hordes of table. I think gag hordes of boring danish people getting marzipan and using the cake alone issues. That's right. Maybe they don't do do people do people to people run up to and force you to try to do Gladys lines all the time.

No one recognizes me: well, they will, after this right we're gonna make you famous right, but they have to hear or talk to, recognise or didn't recognize reports, but also in that tone to like in that sort of that sort of killing you in giving you couldn't. Ice are mutually exclusive. I gotta go something just came up. I've read your appointment. Well, I it is wonderful to heavy here and also I also want to plug. You have a book John. You remit is doing remarkably well, On Amazon that come right now, dancing with eternity is anyone. I enjoy science fiction, some of these people. Survive seems like the wrong crowd, but the death row.

About these people are frat party and bullying people weaker than they are in the car dashings they love em. So I don't know if a lot of people are going to be in this Sci FI book. You wrote John, but it's called dancing with the ternary eternity by John Patrick Lowrie. While I have you guys here, since you did reference the Jonathan Coulton Song, would would you please do a special favor for us here tonight we are prepared. I said I, like I didn't know you were going to do it, but I still, I still have this fear they're going to be like we decided not to do that thing, but I would be so honored if you would take us out on the Nerdist Podcast by doing the credit songs from from the portal games.

Guys would be so guy went to get. I says, there's a gentleman of land, John Patrick glowered, think he's getting real he's. Gettin the old man Joe, so amazing that you're doing this, I only performed with my husband. I want to sit back here. Just watch you critically, prior there's not going. That hamster stuff is there except this time, the hands of short. Oh I'm, sorry, the major you gotta put gotta get this pressing on any of these things. Used a finger, people were,

you mean fingers. We won't tell you how we met ok, so you can consider this one. I sing alone is worth a try. I know I know. It's hard to this day smash aperture side. What we must accept, the ones who are bad but there's no sanskrit,

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when their science knives out there. It makes me glad I'm not. You live experiments to Israel's such people. Me I'm doing. then your dad still alive. Ladies and gentlemen, planetoid Patrick Lowry, thank you so much for being here. Oh you guys were fantastic. Thank you so much. Thank you so much!

Oh you're! Wonderful! Would you please if I, if I tell you if I you could say something as Gladys, would you please said enjoy. Thank you so much for coming out of bird. Can people. We'll see you in minutes night. Now, leaving noticed dot com enjoy your router.