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Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer

2014-02-19
Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer join Chris and Matt and special guest co-host Craig Rowin to talk about how they started working together, coming up with their tv show Broad City and Craig dishes on what it’s like to live with Matt! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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and then you get a direct appeal as yet. But then that is what you did was a homemade thing and it is it really like nurture and semi embodies it it it's sort of feels like Larry Sanders and network. It embodies the spirit of that kind of weird alternate universe behind the scenes type of violence, as we keep trying to make a crazy and in the real life at the theatre, keeps going like now will do something weird or so that it just seems like an everyday melted. It really is nerd feeble I've been foreigners by nerds? Well, so great a Thursday. What what's the date, I Thursday February, twenty, those if every twenty of nerve turns its back season? You have nerd turn gonna be bigger than a homeland. Also, I would like to plug our bodies at Christmas. See me
and grandma word from the company from its progress. I have they want to do a podcast documentary called here, but which is an adorable name for about yes documentary and that's over and Kickstarter. So there's a few days left on that's or go over there, because they're really smart guys and they will do a really good job and I assume will be in it, but but if not, then grave is black. Today, Do you think of no other pod cast to cover? But what about us? No other part of the cover I like to think a new sponsors Pike has video. Maybe you ve seen it that's where you get uncensored, virginal blurred lines, I remember that, but video video, like the quality of the video, video is it is that Europe must stand of real, whose aren't you people use every I've been out any of us as they will make the shifting. Ok, so let's say that you can, you can sign up for free. You can get a free account on video right, but what I wanted to pay? Well, you could you can for you get.
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and then membership for only when we were at full price after that. So this was unlike us, Abbe Jacob Sentinel Radicalism, show broad city. They had alone they turn on the at midnight programme, the other day with animal birth. Who is also on the show, and so then they came over and podcasting, both myself and Abbey and Ilona, who orb phenomenal and providers and really funny and met Myra and incorrect, Rowan sat in Use Craig Ass, a writer on at midnight and is also friends of all of us and, more importantly, he's Matt. Myers roommate is therefore guy he's gonna be doing upon guest for us. How about that Myra? It's not! Well! That's a fuckin doc! You series that's not but we should just have Craig Rohingya Livin with my Might I go with a handicap this film, their life, where we, let's call it my repugnant? Yes, that is
call it right. That's going to do, and I think the genius of it is even no matter how bad we make Matt look in that show. It still is Oh he would why almost definitely yeah. Oh man, that's like the follow up to Brody show he would like man would be the opposite of Gordon Ramsay, where he would and tell you how to destroy a dwelling here that down put those there made an act. The suspect that I want to see a left handed guitar in every room in this ass, don't get a couch for a year and a half and then by a whole living room, said to complement the compensation. We're just pick an item when he's not even here so will shut up. So you can listen to notice by guess. I'm forty one with Madame, I regret Rowan Abbe Jacobs in an alarming Glaser minister com.
To share what we owe you say. Recording mountains is alive These nervously Haiti's in business modes tonight yeah recording striking marijuana, hear about it. Our it. So this is going to be. This is done more excited about this configuration of the podcast, because we have every Jacobson Laana Glaser and Craig Rowan, who writes on at midnight, who is sort of mats, roommate yeah. Now so many lives there. I'm sub letting I'm living under it. I'm letting I've seen one check
that's very nice, overdrive Lord. I'm really sorry, I we know what we want to call em in sub letting they seem like money. Lily, rang visiting the reason. I ask you this share. I mean I just had to move about, guitars out of a room, so he could put a mattress on the flight in office anymore. We can arrive at a doctor who pay me you're. Lucky man, not the first time it is the first
so having honour, of course, are on broad city, which is really funny Wednesdays, Wednesdays, Uncommonly central entered at ten thirty pm watch it probably night thirty central yeah, just after work hawks threat. If he were so whenever we're going to sell unity abroad, city read after so tell me. The heavy wanna story, where did it start for you start with programme, was how to disarm the crag Rowan. I mean we started together. We became together, but I was ass. It can be like Craig drove us today,
city in said, actually got a funny story actually about Craig. We were alone. Am I right in the Improv team in New York City and, secondly, how emails or dependent not for money abruptly right, European Ngos and also not for money yeah. Now we didn't make, we pay actually paid to perform, always Louis and yet we at both minting, Gus, Easy or- and this is in protein- called Secret- promised circle amazed, yeah yeah yeah. They took so long to come up with a name and we would hope to shout. Undersea marks are actually might have been, shall, I seriously is called sharper re read. I remember these names below he'll come back in order to inside. I would do a game on average. Never we come up with impromptu, namely pinch this we. So we had a lot of those, but it we found it to listen. I am thousand people with
It would be a good speed game. I cringe worthy or any kind of his grandfather you hundred and find our list that regenerated of the bad It even eight years look for. I was his answer. Yes, so actually you we were doing your show ass. One of my best friends from college Merrill came to my show MAC Craig and that's his wife wrong. And the other weird connection is not only that thinking, but one of Merrill's best friends from high school is On his brother Elliot so merrily ran with a lot of from high school spoke. I'm always bologna, she's she's in my brother's permits a video from the late nine days. Did you have you posted anywhere? That should be a broad city. It's scary! It's a real time trip. I'm work. What was that
of your brother's bar mitzvah, the theme and there was a Theo being jewish, yet it would be an unheard of whenever a story, I believe the name of the stir was the Torah and manure store oh and Fedora Store in a story it cleans, but when Why not make one! I know how much money we wonder when it. What does it mean that that's the what be a manoeuvre when, at the corner of a DORA Orient Orient Fora, Luria employer, employee ass. It is like many of them. It has to be achieved. As one of your area, Mr Van, let's do it, let's drop everything we're doing. Currently, I'm not going. Anything good within your already one step ahead of all of us will put all our jobs. I will call coming centralism, the arrow having integrated and let them know that Russia is all about.
Such as yours, whereas when we were going to syndrome seriously. They are social, I'm like oh amigo, fuckin juke. Now I'm gonna make a joke. It's their Desoto, convict terrible jump. There are still one aren't you don't know you I mean you know, I'm sure somebody would move course, because you were very good to see that I dont they really have been nothing but pleasurable to work of this entire time. It is a better living. Is I found three? three of them, but they were the make a wish. Kids in the hall, the s hands probably exists, or just cancer Jack's discrimination We have the best one on the show about Delco Spinoza prompt team, ray and our reddish assistant Naomi, a paragon whose an amazing Santa came up with this name. Can I say I forgot what oh! I am statutory crape
ass is that it makes us feel like I did not. I crave was just made the great thing, those that's my errand, your show and then that will exist. Nice cool dromedary. If that's what we therefore yet that's what are my time so how to Brazil did which was brought city born out of a sketch out, or did you just pitch it? As you said, you'd know it in future. We just need it, and so we just made the wet serious and then from air than comes oh yeah yeah. I'm then, then we young we got like a script, came in with a fact something about that: with them for like sixteen months or something and then they passed, and then we went with Come central and it was like. Ethics was great becoming and robust like it was like, like meaning you're like boyfriend. Is that, like the right person like when Craig met marrow. Exactly that later, it was like that I mean it,
He was like. Oh, this is that this partnership is meant to be really feel like that, and then let us do like Y yeah. It's like us. It's similar departure, so much to add to the web series in that they just I cannot. Let us do like a bigger version is like it's kind of on with translation hard for you, guys of because you know were worked noticed bringing a show from the web to television and or even we did, the noticing shows a girl. That's just make a show, that's like if you put cameras and apply cast my real and then, of course, quickly realized like yeah, no television, that different structure, yeah everything it doesn't it just doesn't the mechanism isn't this turns out. You can't talk for six hours,
I'd rather afforded format and watching television programme that you have just goes on and try to be added to the saving workforce for taking sketches or to eleven. We handle expand the workers in the Webster's. It was like the two of us. It was like you know, having on the characters in like a situation, silence for like two minutes as like. How do we expanded so we made it like a day. Every episode is a daily life and the mandate we added all these characters like that are in their worlds. Yeah was a bigger looking back, it's as though the web series. Some trailers for the tv show it was like we had this. Some like we can add this work,
They are already and we have shown a slice of it. But then we have to show the rest of the world in the tv show, but its word just Stumm the communication with more people, but we're still like the reserve, like the captains of the creative. He knows who could some? Sometimes Cuba can be challenging for people like if someone you know, someone like Flickr Youtube resident is just used to working with themselves or a couple of friends, and then A large organization comes in here is more money, a little bit more money and now there's a team of people and then all of a sudden you're having to answer two people and people are answering to you and your having to make decisions in, and so I think it's actually a little unsettling, sometimes because it's just it's so different than when you're just running around shooting show yourself yeah. I could, if I could feel chaotic, we always say like Amazon has shimmer. Do you now like having it
There is such that it makes the experience more normal and we're still like this is crazy. Like doing your show, oh, organised, there was so much fun. That was so crazy, but it was like it was like shrews, plus a roller, so it was crazy like, but it will at once, like I'm a guy. I remarked Hannibal to my left eye were here like when you're with the and this community breeds such such sincere connections of people that it's like it's it's some it. It does get hectic just being like. Oh my god, all these exactions of this project. But then it's like we discuss him whenever its normal. Let you get back to normal, became like sort of make it get back to a baseline or something you will you do you? Do you do it you just use, or do you soon yeah?
like I remember now kid I like be an Xbox yeah continue, while till I brought insulation until I broke my collarbone and have you like, I did like the movie red, I'm not sure it holds up I've, a dvd at home and no later than waiting his rad. It's a be averted from the eighties, with patients later nets. Wasn't business leaders valuing is leaving the queue you're right. I will say that I really am Tyke Ex schemes with the bikes where they unhappiness watching. This will for that? If this is really just like dirt, when there was just like slightly glorified dirt? we must not be heard in the wind. Why had assembled the bike? like I bought up by abolishing. I had a sore about bike and then I just like Georgia barred metaphors.
Real. Under my effects. They got like good, handlebars, indifferent, tyrants, different more readily nor stuff into better breaks, and you know like I knew how to do all that shit. And it was a session for a summer. Lisa right into my dad's bowling centre before would open. I would write. Rabbits are kids. That was the summary of our lives. It was. Can we have placed in me over the same ground for many years this summer, sixty nine waste, because that is the sum of labour battery by this crucial Switzerland I gotta the fireman diet related to your fingers lead that was the summer that's a good one Rama. I was less per se, Airport, but then you did something Nominal Mohammed, let's most of equal, that's how a lady enjoys being service, while I'm a little later on the planet, and I think that we confirm these things
One Ladys, Ladys right yeah depend on its. These are things things you don't want to hear it. Somebody is going down a new job norm, numbness with legislation, in the phrase do there somebody again a cheeseburger. I can't has Berger now mom nominal Knob kick in the face. Set, that's been set in more than one COMECON Hotel Room COMECON, like Evans Macao, Micaiah Rebecca. I did so I take up a video where you were under your you're under the covers and your mouth with our one air onto his baggage England nervous. That was a web episode. We did with the Dude Genoa Soku directs all Fallon sketches to that the tonight. Oh now with the notion that it only took me twenty two minutes later. Never
have you landed from the web issues because it was just a few people in the room with us as like: I would point out that there are more people, would have, a few really opened eyes, revaluing curvy the cells right arm, Damdamusa Pierre Busy people from each other like says we d like there's, says we but those historical. Oh my gosh, I was so silly and I was like this is crazy. That's a lot of pressure like two to try to please the woman, like I can imagine pressure that I would be so nervous? Isn't it the same pressure now I mean you guys guys ever goes very easy, because essentially all of our pleasure centre is just like a out it's just. There is still confused as a woman. I myself guys it's like you Grady as you can go down yourself re? Oh, my god. I've heard about it
in high school from the town over when I knew every winter garbage remove. He just man since I am a friend Jenna Heinz, went to Saint anthony- is the Catholic School at the private capital over a year and like there's a groan could do supposedly go down on yourself. Yes, I'm friendly. I now cradle. I mean it's easy for guys, you for girls, you that's like so much. Does it make any further with six more said, it's like twelve. Well managed over forty one and forty two the alarming hold it as its I've wanted to be the guy that that was ever
I gave you a gag like a poor teenage down. You could never do anything with their parents would want them even live seal. That would change the rest, your body to shrivels just for being present. Every time we got a boner olive, let's go think pine resign, their radio the other day and he's like they take time because the alien Nobody was theirs, but now he wasn't. Lithuania has like the ones pan something my dick. What you can't couldn't measure my dick was six rulers alike. Six foot feet grows. They were. There doesn't know that suddenly of Dick seventy two, the perfect, if you like yeah, if you like you know, that's true yardsticks grows with whim
Did that they're like yeah, we can measure the inside of the other. Fourteen urges us just try and ongoing. If we wanted to draw any one of those giant purposes needed James CARE, but give further above, but it What I say I smell I did I go back to the Taliban story. Oh my goodness like all around her have trunk Bunny hop parking islands in the grocery store. My father's bowling centre was try to jump arab my back tire caught and I landed in just skidded on the ground and immediately shocked and I jumped up. I didn't know what to do. If I were to meet a great Youtube video, or did you like, not feel it's like you
you're right you're right about and when you re getting half. Is that one side and have a right here? One side like everything, my ideas, Wainwright Yoda wrestling okay, so the democratic parties, where was I didn't know for a couple of days, my parents were recently divorce yeah. I got a flash anew bike and so was over. My dad and I couldn't get off the couch became spanish, sheltered and vain makes me laugh. I can get off the couch, because I was leaning against the cask like this the whole time. What I found out later is that leading up against the couch actually set the bone back in place and each day that past would get more more excruciating. So every time I
it up. It was the most experts, champagne about your re, breaking whatever the fuck, this healing lighting out of my dad like. Finally, after three days he was like you have to get off the couch, and I was like an eye and he was- and you know it was just one of those parent moments where he thought I was being difficult and my my father, my parents were never physical with me in any way we didn't hit You're fucked me and my dad is my dad's like if you don't get out of that couch, I'm gonna. Take you up, I kept, which he did. He never did, and so I guess and he's dead now. So you can't. You know what it meant. We do know call him and be like. Why did you do that? Eleven checks out? That's our networks. Yes, that's right! You can just scream it. Really how God so, and so we gave I was able to get off the couch, my mom, the second, He took me back to my mom is like you don't look right. You know like wearing
so we went to the hospital. My friends dad was was the radiologists, and so it is also not alive anymore. So you cannot cover names so yet so the x ray the capitalist just like that. Just like my mom ITALY, my mom called my dad where she had to find a phone in those days ranges. Carers. Are you doing carry our communication: computers due to arson, and so and so in my dad boy, I I lived off the guilt from that for like a year, at any time and with a broken bones. Let real outwardly does like. If I, if I was just like, I think, I've disciples of God, we like bullet make the best for your very much so yeah. Then they put a brake on and then you can. I have the worst thing and then I was really for one year
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it was I met. I met you guys are the theses with Amy polarization producer of your show universe, at them right as we were coming out of my moment. As we have heard the TCAS that detention critics Association can be. A very challenging event for new jobs, because if not, it doesn't feel like a warm room, but because all of the report, as there are the journalists are working so state. You know their typing most of the time, and so like jokes, don't land, and it doesn't always mean that the jokes art funny ever not engage their just their basically just transcribing everything and The panel that was before us was like Nick can and in a couple of guys right if the Brill, that's probably why there weren't lack the bringing down the guy's a united, so they were
while the now coming back yard about help not is wild and singled out that what an improved dating should know that Med tv sketchy just really well. Actually, since we're being re, The Med tv sketch of singled out actually did happen and ninety ninety six than it was called Ozark Mountain singled out? Guess who in Camp Ashraf Community related? So she ended up with, of course, her brother. In the sky, in the Hague, my tv man, Red headed the largest sketch, he's a big and I remember the sketch too. This is, will fast and sports team play the singing duel,
and I like him. I would story of it or whatever. I am rather lover ass. I find I let's check it out, and I was like I remember there, but he's like s so funny to me is the greatest sketch ever and Helen was seven minutes, our intention is by the way we said every joke. There was a miscarriage it is evident that we are right, and that was a joke was now so I did or did not hold up now got no that's a danger that many of the half of it. What it would find this isn't was re sort of interesting thing with with comedies. Just not knowing What is the two of the moment and what things are a bit like are a little more evergreen as you know like do you have to always be like men and women, black and white people or, like you know, it's like what can you like reference slide? I just I say black men. White women are data like I'd mix it when one of them from New York and the other survive Gilbert and shows
other gases, let's make were thirty excellent. That's all right! You're doing Asher House has brought city going. Are you shooting are now under the Shirley, ah now, but our devalued and we are in the end stages of editing. So we're almost totally done. Is the same thing and I haven't you that happen to like Lui or fly to the concord where you realize, like. Oh, this show takes up one hundred percent of the year because after right try so instead of me. I got it yeah burned out. I mean I hope I can turn inadequate, total honour, its total honoured to have this opportunity and we will burn out. I feel like me, like you know what we need are like. We need, sir we're gonna need.
Lay thumb rejoined J because we haven't been picked up again yet so we're like what you know it's safe to say: we have picked up, we get to make more episodes, we need till I get out of work luxury Nazi has going to write about. Oh my god, we need let go. You are needed, make a long leg like schlep be trip somewhere in the world. Like you know what impact We run into you know what I mean like that has to do with like podcast, like all we do is podcast than we can't come in and talk about. Podcast after we have a little break its gravy. Like everyone else. Yeah, you know Lionheart, like I don't love. It's like you know, movie words like this big teeth like tv exec, unlike our coming out of it, it's like actually love movies like back there, average salary?
I will now. I just saw oh, it was in your the dressing room met four at I just did it but Clinton. Thank now I don't know. I saw a poster and my dressing gown was a recipe for you. She watches religious groups a series of ten rounds of in all dressing, which move any guy tape heads to fix a parity right. I mean insects ever since Exeter authoritarian satirical, it's a stupid. It's a two tier! It's a satirical murder movie about Hollywood, but I dont think you need to really I mean if you under then how parliament works than it. The jobs are grown here, but it still really good movies is why God made because everybody watching him. I was getting made new about how they knew about how we would do so? How do you? How do you mean? What is your writing process? And how do you make sure you know social with the people are, you gave running the show alone, or do you have made us so smuggling? So how do you make sure that it's in the sweet spot of what your collective voice is?
I mean you can't really be sure, like that's like one thing with company central, why we like love them so much that Dell Billig, is this broad city enough and really whole Lee shit it's now or their like? That's an eye. You guys Indeed, I am we're, like rightly there very I guess you know, but seven eyes, you there's a lot of material that we're like turning out and there like a really good like kind of goalkeeper, and we d like we. It does get like confusing between, like the real us and the representation of us, and it's like in the room were like hold up now. Yeah we're lady of the Lake Abbe. Unlike I got a bargain with vigour, and it's like it's weird like talk in the third person internets, it's strange, but we em
you know, you start with a blue sky. We ve learned, you know just like no limits to say anything, stupid thing you want, and then you know, sort of them said alone, etc. Like land launch, unlike episode, ideas or whenever and then then we go absorb abso outline, send to send it to the network scripts and of the networks and back and the next draft. So it's pretty set up system. We also have the spreadsheet that the two of us that we ve been keeping since two thousand nine yeah, that's very detail like conversations moments like episode, ideas like a scenario elaborate out every Frazier, it asked that we want to do you guys do any stuff, so yeah we have fun, we sort of motivate each other with our individual projects. We have web series is some
just like a lot of supper working on in the meantime and helps also that's been my life experience for it. Like I turn to doing coming with you guys- and I was in college and that's been my life experience or like my vehicle for life expired, as you know, like most of the travel, have ever done, having traveled a lot, but when I have it's usually for Kommeni. So, unlike that's like my like, I need to do so. But you're. Sending you wanna tour right. You doing. Are you able to live? Show yeah, I'm alive my parents, yeah yeah, but that to me like that, I'm gonna see America in I mean it's good it's really a night see any real. Quite a lot of you. You know what you're the best lunch play. Oh, I love it and get me some good lunch yeah, it's gonna. It was ass though there there, you know, I don't watch television shows of craters watch you really don't. I really don't want
if you are just positive? He wants me to watch the hours he why why Jerry BAR Rescue Yasser correctly anyway? where each outstanding and I what some I wonder, what kind of so hypnotic I wish. The more I I have to produce a mouse. I can't I don't have I'm I'm like a child. My life That's, my motives of wall is one and an unlike something's wrong with me. I use all of you. I never turn when tv on, but what I was saying was you don't you know what I mean I watch of online. There show hilarious and I watched I was watching a bit of it. Emanated sat watching a lot of it. He was watching. He was watching it and then Walk through the Euro understand mats, Ass AIDS, everything yes, this is a very big deal is a huge. I love That's now? We then you guys are gamma too we set like means. I want everyone by Al Qaeda, irrational underwriters, we'd boys,
So please, when I will say that very funny shown I think everybody should watch it is. I laughed aloud ever was wrought just walking by he caught his eyes or laughingly sat down like that. A good, talented, ass good tell us: what is what does it likes and we might actually, well is it is a great guy. I, like him alive the non political answer. It's it's good, for you know it's good now, because his living room beforehand was like You had no right to re war zone, weird chairs and eclectic makes it will end like frame things on the ground. And then you might. I meant you went to us
Door and literally bought like the photograph of what a living room looks like I said. Well, I did I want everything in this picture and then that exists like an likely How do I do it like Libya applicant? Is it like? I know I went to this place of actually furniture lastly, let me again but, like I have a green accents, Oh oh ladys, right right, step. Twenty, you know, that's the last thing again. There's have us but but you have a thing you would do all around the idea really say that is actually status, and you guys I was trying this new position in back these basic sitting on society like when I bought this way of handling. This came with a slave wooden tray with these weird wooden candle holder things. That sort would make the african art which has like sure,
the photograph. Why not do that? So then I have, although sitting around, and then I was like this isn't quite me and then I pulled the tray off, but its decide that I just plop down Batman on a horse, natural Batman and a horse and manipulated says like park had a larger part like total nerves. That's a good man. I am then marry loves the cat. I'm also leaves out all that I'm living in an empty room with narrow bed witches. Personally, not may have on raising on me. I must have a big transition. Fucus. Your apartment is really going on with my wife, why having wise marrow you guys. Basically, you brought I no longer than you yeah you never known her, probably since she was twelve bar mitzvah age. Yet before that I wasn't, I was May I ask you- and I thought I was a freshman she's a senior,
hey. You know what seniors thing. It was because my brother, my brother in Law- and I would like to have some aspirin- home videos and your hanging out just you're, just one of the guys, when one of the ways pages agrees, right now. I have offered to library Craig, but I want to say I'm just being really Zan like unjustly You know, and you have to do to get this bed crick sentence and suck my dick one. I just have to offer guy ways- you took it, there's one. Why now I'm definitely not paying the wrench but I'll take it How do you always is in New York? Yes, and how is that working? It's so
great living with matter. I will say this: the they every time I come home very often there they are facing. When I look around, I just get out of our allies, you really can be like that. I also was when I first started at midnight. I was I just said, therefore, like a week literally the day after I left, I send you guys, like you know, I think we live in keeping my girlfriend I, together soon because I was living he was living with ask like bet the day you ever done and then he laughed and then she brought me here, like his new government. Yet is Robocop tomorrow I heard me? Are you feeling Rina about Robocop, I'm looking forward to it as one of my favorites? you know what I mean. How are you doing here
I don't know- maybe ready ever be ready. It's been like hell on two month to month and many somewhat too like not to be over to just sort of like, but you feel you seem, you seem. Ok, I'm doing Mimi lazily, so you're good read now it's good timing, they freedom be there. I would probably imagine yeah does in relations with Russia. We are enough, yet soon after that on your website. I am getting rather I'm good. I am again, I have a boyfriend. How are you going to do about like a year and a half of his revolver? He is I've. I've! Never given anybody longer than two years and I will see what happens but he's so lovely he is saying, is lovely. Ah he is
so great, like recovery, hugs name really take he'd laws like such a sweet guy he's just like he saliva he's a scientist. Widget scientists like come yeah he's. He looks at researchers molecules and is like a point. You know play such a drug design, he's crazy, he's gorgeous he's so nice and I also em like funniest with them like, but you know one when I would like like if I weren't like getting him, I would be like dating anybody. You know I'm just like hook up with people and when I do that, it's, like you, know normal person, but then like the comedy alone as a separate thing whatever, but unlike funny EST with them- and it's like so wonderful gives you the most comfortable, maybe
yeah, like I actually feel beautiful being funny, even if it's like, like cigarettes like I'm like so it's easier rather than be like sincere, it's so yeah is at some. I get to be like a fucking idiot, but also I'm like learning to be present, and since it is nice, his his great it's hard with colored people cause we're so defensive, which is why we're comedy people here have these protective comedy show, and I'm like like me like me, like that it's like doesnt, was highly yeah. It doesn't have to be like that little my job as regards talkum or you are cited. At school and like the two
worlds parallel more often than you think it's interesting colony in science. Yeah I mean it's like a really does like it's. You know scientists like way more creative than I would have thought if I hadn't had this inside like scooper, something so creative and my key I should in whenever hillock places a lot during work. He's like like gets to a place where he lay can actually think can like dream of stuff that this, like molecule surface, might be measured by uniting or even- and I would say the comedy is more scientific than people per se.
A hundred percent. I I studied sake and childlike. While I was in college and becoming college, and it was like thank you it like a line. I like one like ticket Klaus or read a book Nagoya and gives it like fears so comedy for me. So much wiping just the structure of the way colony works is very, very scientific. The way you know I mean the way people analyzer sets in your cause. There's hypothesis or your visit to excite method, the deadline, two minutes today, looking at a piece of paper going is the word God. Funnier is the word Christ to enter the cossacks analyze that I'm not like a stand up, but I'm sure any type of company has that, like that in there, and also we can have a dynamic, Neurology other took a crazy thing. People we twenty three theirs,
a majority that did it s just Heather's. These, like, like formulas, are algorithms out in the universe that, if you like, pluck it and apply it, it's there, but like it's all around us, we don't even realise that. I think that's it. We're neurology is kind of. And there's like this, like Neurology, might be a little more like astrology. More or less definitely numbers are, and I added up your birthday than you. I think I might be a little more. I think, there's a spectrum we're like part of it is bullshit slash real. If you believe Eve and then the other part is like I mean I think I think there's I don't know I don't really know but, like I think, there's like each personal performer like I said, science or math to their timing. For example the court that you can't sit down with three seconds. Forty five. Whenever but there's everybody there would be addressing somewhere, listen to if you took a bunch of comedians and plodded out on a chart like what other data points were alike
They will get a laugh every three seconds or six seconds and then here s where they go up and flat enough. I mean it's a horrible idea, because we should still have some magic in the war against the radio. Whatever I when I do still have a lot, I get a visa, you you and you D, Merman, sound the same oh really interesting ass, a scientist it's usually I've lost scientist. Actually you dreamer maybe because we're from Massachusetts Data And are you in a relationship of now live? free, Gregg Watch, Frazier yeah degree. I were just bonding amount Frazier because I D Craig spot casts. We watch a pivotal Frazier episode we deserve a married. It was a marriage, it didn't happen in the so desires and it was with Niles and Daphne find online. Getting it Mary ass and yet they broke off. So the finale of season says I don't like it worse.
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You said that you don't have I plan on how to work with leather. I don't wanna make a holster, my guy, you know so you can outsource that stuff, but for me, Chloe actually just takes care of it. She'll come up with a like. Let's do you know? What's your book and Elizabeth OK great should play the game before we decided to do that. But that's fine. If you know by a shock than you would envy and their Eric understand, I could maybe I'm not like inappropriate or some but the cousins were still not there, but Get it eventually give other elicited yearly. Yeah is certainly from friends they weren't Chilean Chandler she's lady are just like to answer sick.
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baseball playing jump that he said has not exactly. I remember it there when he was explained the rest. The Kazi was his leg. Yeahs movies called Ed, and by is the chimp, please baseball, but he explained it very important with gay explained very sincerely like just in case you weren't real browser. Most rural, like, I simply mean whenever you like, you'd, like downplay that year, the buyers there. I don't know what you think is just another ship. What if it's early amazing in satirical, am and a wonderful film much like Robocop, you see the title Robocop, you think it's a robot cup thing can be stupid. What if aid is whatever missing out and that's fucking amazing? Where is it? Klaus that no further about Dunstan checks in ok. I am familiar with what is Robocop, if not a rope,
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there's a lonely original robocop, where they talk about the fact that the EU still has, we were able to save his arm and then the guy goes. When you talk about how to a total one, my arm lose the arm. Yet there are, there is a little bit or of him in just his head. Venus. That's enough. We can imagine there, but it could be any he wanted to mean he basically just like you could carry your dicks around like a drill bit set and and put on which everyone is described just a case of dildos. Yes, yes, you I'm sorry. I have a bad builders and I've just doctor, I pay the bill, those who put them in the wrong, although do that you have time for spinner part human, give time for human activity is like to do.
What do you do? You just said you realize they emit more time for human activities to release. I didn't for a long time since I didn't I I don't know I didn't. I didn't really partaken alot of human activities for a long time, but Chloe's been really good with that part human. It's been a little bit of a nice guy, So, commissioner, I was just a total reconstruction. Slowly is his Kristen Alan Lois right right, my right right, Christiana from who was from the actual makes them more mines or not? I guess you may relate like actress I do like, but I find the term. You know I feel kind of unromantic. We have to schedule that a lot of the time- and I hope to do that. You, like a few weeks ago, texted me and was like hey. We were doing later want to go to dinner and I was like what the fuck is going on in four years of never happened.
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they don't take the time to rejuvenate a little bit and cool down in packets of rigged out about everything. It really is like the long term. The long haul vision in general, like I felt that it was not like I was closer, but I like only or in production as like, like there's no time to like there's no time to like think I had not talk to anyone. I know here for like weak, sunlight, so off of a normal scheduled air is there was when I first kind of started getting my shit together, my early thirties, I listened to every like self help book on audio books that I could find it just got just thinking like you know, I know that all these traces are making are just bad, so at least there might be some tools in here that I can use, and you know some remember dickie lesson in other ones, but you don't have to know everything they say, and so there was in this one day Carnegie.
Look. He talked about living in daytime compartments, which I thought was a really fascinating idea of basically not not bring the past or the future. I mean it sort of like the enjoy every nothing was in progress, but really when you, when those moments, when I feel overwhelmed and I feel like I'm not gonna get the gun, but as we can, I don't know you know I have to do then tomorrow, then I just kind of let it go and I go k what's today. If I'd like to dollar, you do get to day, and I will deal tomorrow tomorrow rank, but you cannot take it all at once yourself up for stability.
Today we gotta stop you don't know how you gonna do tomorrow, and I find that when I do that it eliminates like sixty six percent of the stress, thirty three percent on the past and the future really does help. It really does help. But you have to be careful, you really do you really do have to be careful because your body, you you do have limits. We cannot be secret gas. He can try sunshine meeting, you wanna die document eyes. Finally, since it seems Isaiah really He dies of a heart attack before this airs. Oh shit, then we'll just have to say Katy. Can you have the Zodiac s back? I've met MRS I'm or at the beginning the partners ago. So this a funny story. We do this thing and it's like at some point in the show, I'm Congress Fox about people that we like a kind I grow up. I bet that we would simply have sector Ryan secrecy is on my less it's like a person. Your embarrassed that you
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