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well anyway, I shattered my iphone everybody not dealing with it. Ok, I don't know a guy. How did you do that? I was arguing on the telephone in my car and I got out of my car for getting that. My phone was on my lap and then it just shattered 'cause. That's the fun thing the Iphone is that you can drop in on its face and there's not a scratch on it, but you do in a weird way, just just some and then all of a sudden is just like a slick spider cracks. I knew it as soon as it fell. I was like, that that's not going to go well. You should had your fill brand phone number like I did not get a case from Nathan Fillion, because, though I have my name's billion k, I don't know my failure first gave this is incredible. Everyone be a moot, so I mean just took what a man she is with modern version in my pocket. It was the man conversion get one phone in map tat. Guy taking off is sure to give it to me you're up his back. He gave to me bumper off as ever

I offer my show you aspects and Arabs ass. If he had like a pile of shirts and the corners, that would be the similar thing that he did no, no, no 'cause. He took this one off of his phone and put it on to mine. I don't remember that. Ok, shaved his dog and knitted me a sweater because I was I was slightly chile, chime, thankfully not Jack, not too cold, but chilly, and so he didn't want me to be even remotely uncomfortable yeah. Exactly I touched the cold soda. Then he immediately embraced. You bring pulled you to him. I think I'm alone cranky today. I think I'm cranky today, big C calm down they come on. Are we really going to continue with big see? I forgot about it. I got alot alot of tweets from people like they show me whatever color together. No, I don't know, I think it's because of I felt like I was gone for two weeks. I was really gone for five days. 'cause I went to New York and then in the middle of New York, went to Mineo listen to the show Diversity Theatre, which was Arthur. I got that venue

is incredible. Nice. It's ink, credible and therewith. I met so many awesome nerds after the show, and then Can you order worked, and I came back well, bigs egotism, you gonna break out. The aid is with the big see. Now. I'm calling me big see. There are more important things in the song needs to be the old lands whistles bring it. You got it BC. Think it's party, it really is just think it's both. So that's why we both have to do. It sounds more like era. Scaping than air being forced out like but there was a gym. Jeffreys mice Judge Jim. As a that as like. It's like you know, Women will walk by you, Johan their piggy out to make fun of you. If you have a small, Dick but there's nothing, I can do to a girl. You just have to walk, I go, Jim Jefferies, is really funny. Thirty he's dirty a dirty, but that

I love it a we have a lot of stuff to cover today 'cause there was no hopeful podcast. Last week, oh oh yeah. First order of Business Matt Myers Day off. How was your open mic? Show you delicious sort of abitur. There was a lot of fun. There was a lot of fun pop by, don't array of the nervous plug arrive in earnest biogas handling in the back. Well, you should really stop using pacing. You have to stop using that word in your podcast. What why would I this guy is so pacing that I haven't got the character pasty firmer, thus creating a bat. I've been through an open like oh shit? Here I go again here I go about it. No, I vessels of it was great. There were thirty four comics you didn't you didn't do some time up front didn't do time. I told him not because he told me not to want to do time in front of your eyes and show you if you're hosting the show you deserve the middle of the show, which is where the sweet spot is you're right, yeah, you don't 'cause. What will happen? Is you do this set of that

but the Chauvelin still settling you're not feel as satisfied. And then you're gonna still have the hosts the rest of his shovel guy. Like I went through it was like. I want third, I think you should go whenever you want. I just don't that's when I felt I just don't think the first spot is the best spot and less you have to get out of there. For some reason they welcomed everybody do a little bit up top and then not much of anything. I don't. Usually. I don't know everybody thanks for coming. Our first comment, I don't remember him the little bedroom faded. Did you ever know? Why did you regard your first? Oh, I don't know it over my. I know when it for posterity. We wouldn't. We won't have to play, and I love you were like a year ago. Did they always intend for me to record Matt set eyes the letter to assume that you would really am I gonna do it? I am. Do I fucking? Barely Marina reform our sets, I don't like it, I just got most sensitive idea. I record my second like no, no, this time I'm going to go through and really try to make positive adjustment,

and then I thought it was a really good vibe and like every play, a lot of people stuck around, look around and a lot of kids not- and I say kids just because you have it, like all other people. That aren't me but there is a lot at loggerheads that we're just the not by some of the other people that go to open. My regularly said I don't recognize any. These people answer was a lot new people lot of regulars from the meltdown Wednesday. No, no one really crazy, either and though the other by the month three Gordo get out because others people got other open, my ex and then and then and then the weird lurkers who paint themselves color is the wall, so they can stand up there and be invisible and then and then just kind of peel off I look for. You will, you will have their problems at a certain point. The abbot was superficial. There was a twenty people left, a blast. Comic was up and early twenty people. Still there that's really rare and open like those we listening there have been two one never happens.

By the end of the zero just be in those with great, though about your show is that if there are weeks were less people go up. That just means you can leave earlier yeah yeah with greater. We have to add. Fortunately we did have to do. Is we had that we had we had twenty five minutes loss. We're gonna do in thirty four comic, so we had that like for people, and we have a say everybody, three minutes, You know we had to get out of it and they were shooting something yeah. We were shooting something in the main area. Yeah Paul is doing something with uh sixty camera! Oh really, I, how does it work? It's it's! It's Dolly the little no three legged thing wheels. The body goes like like a thing like a hydraulic system that goes up Is it up and down oh yeah, and then all of the lenses are against the the body of that. Like the like around the circumference of that thing, they point upwards in tilted mirrors and the mirrors are what catch the like the action, the three sixty action

look on when you're when you're looking at the photos? Well, it's it's made, for you know. Just the of the ability to just kind of screw like PAN three hundred and sixty without any cuts without just like that, but it was utilized best buy Tivo, a video they made further new album what we do and we do what we do and the thing is you: can they these guys it develop this also developers, Where were you can watch the video online? But you can choose to watch where you want because there's action going on all around you, the entire time. That's pretty genius yeah, and so you. So it was pretty crazy because it was all the stuff go on, but there are still policy trying to like have a progressing story. So, as you had your line and then you with your line, you kind of had two vamp, unlike you know, and still capable conversation, could someone could choose to still just stay on you if you ever want to sound? Like your whispering just say, repeat the words turn up in Brezhnev, you can't whisper

because the audio, the also the audio, also works as the audio will follow shot is so it's like. If someone. If the action of the story Musil, long and you don't want to watch it. You could just stay on the person that you want to watch and then you can hear what everything they're saying. That is incredibly cool and is there in Bergen Burgundy, using a forty three, I think, attack and shown by the committees and a further three floor, so they re like be able to have a circular sense. I came to go through this. So tell me about yourself. Tell me about your said: why does my set what they thought about first of all, let's talk about the fact that you Myra has now gone to part time. Three, I was very excited I madly my raised is taking over what one foot is out of the tub for days a week one. But is out of it, but in fair, so well at home did not. There was not particularly happy with me doing that, but the really

the stuff we talked about in the camphor back ass was apparently, that has gone up yet how either I have met with little got next week, but yeah Why is it? Is it because she has to toil away in her fruit themed store uh? No, I think she was just worried about the fact that I just bought a car right and cutting down one week. It's like you know it's twenty percent of your as well. Personally, I think you should a purchased in Algeria are eight this guy's regarding a hundred thirty thousand dollars the top, but it looks good shares and end and with the Lambeau they got the big one. But I I explain to Matt that you know I went through a similar thing. I had a relationship where it was. You know back to Jonah Jesus Christ.

No, I was I was you know I had. I was in a relationship where every decision, every pro decision I made Twords comedy, was a negative, had a negative impact on the relationship and it was horrible. It was horrible tore me a park, those like, maybe I'm not doing the right thing, so this girl turned out to be stable and did a lot of great things in your life right guys. Great is great. Now, I'm not talking about great I'm talking about the girl that Jonah dated I'm telling you it's hard because you know, you're leaving the quote, unquote security, but I'm telling you if you, if you spend and more years at that store in ten years go by you will not. You will regret it that you didn't. Don't that's not even a possibility, don't even say that. Well, I'm just saying it's not a possibility for that affect your right. It shouldn't but I'm not mad mad, that a good said he'd. He put down his notes, which I thought was really last couple times, as many have had him in your hand, Ba

Well, yeah yeah! I don't need it took me. There's always funny is like like even just go without is doubtless I heard him down all the new stuff I did wrote like during the day. I'd call I forgot to do any of it so yeah I got back and there's a whole page was like oh yeah next week next week. That's the best part this part, so it was there anything. Did you find any new tags, or are you going to go home and did you tweak anything or just like that everything past the past? The MIRA quality test, I'm going to tweak some stuff and try. It made some notes, but I forgot to fuckin' record it again. Ok, I didn't wait a minute next week. I said I have to keep doing that So if you invite you just just use your voice or quarter just use. Remember a quarter on your I answered I mean I was gonna use my notes on the fucking. When you try to use notes on the Iphone. You can't voice record at the same time right once you get out of the app which is a fucking stupid thing. Could you ever note weight that? Would let me slam ray?

notes well voiced regarding shoe. Maybe you know, because you can make audio, you can do audio notes on their aunt man, I'm not sure, I'm not out of her censure Del muslim figure. It out. I did have a really good vibe. It felt like it could easily become a community of just people working on bits and supporting each other and cause A lot of people knew each other from the mother of which was need to see them doing good, I land. I love that so much well, you know, like me, I think, maybe a year ago, met Braunger and I just went to a Starbucks and we just workshops, stuff and- and am, I seem as if there is one we have to do that again. So you know what we have to do is just get a couple of us. Go to melt down to my office above the well attic above above the show, wait, there's air conditioning, you know, then we'll then we'll workshops and stuff and then go try it at the open mic that that's actually really fun Sunday activities. Absolutely absolutely I mean I'm totally while the writers handles happening downstairs will be working on it and then we'll just go down to the a will be like. Why do you think, with this tag?

I think you should write about their yeah- that's right. 'cause. The writer theories panels are from five to seven yeah, that's true, but you know whatever wasn't. I didn't know it was it wasn't this week? So when I got to meltdown at seven hundred and twenty nothing was set up ocean The stages in the middle no chairs were out thanks, SL, I very excited about- will be checking up on your progress. I look upon it to come this. This next Sunday should like that Israel shows coming over. I need to hammer out some new yeah need to hammer out some new beats yeah and some things big announcements you guys made money bags Thursday may twenty six nervous, podcast live at meltdown with Robert Man is vitally happening so correctly. Doesn't that an earnest I come and hold,

on your balls, guys because they're about blow off you, fuckin bodies can Jonah backup balls nervous, I can live COMECON, thirty, nine July. Twenty third tickets are not on Syria, but they will be soon that, the DVD Insane Erika Upper where forth and be the global redid Woodstock last year, I should probably walking doesn't that those on the envoy just a few blocks in the commercial sector? and to find a vet venue as a bar, It's a mute, oracular beaucoup its regular, my singing. Drink Anja they normally have hip hop shows there. So it was really fun to see all the nerds there last year with these giant security guards and is meek Wagner later than there, I'm not going disturbing each. Does it's gonna. Take your pads brow. Yeah Ruggedo Drafting Pencil, you fuck someone other than a stab in the eye.

There are. Those should be pretty incredible leap on mission work on getting tickets, The work we gonna give you didn't know you had to get to the broadcast a particular. I'm not gonna, make you biogas anymore, but that welcome change. No, you just get passes previously. You could easily register and get your past you're in the industry. Am I yeah yeah you, you known as it has raised the fees you just like I mean it's like it's like it's a bit much. You have to fill out like a big formant. I didn't see you. There are blogs with less traffic than have press passes to Comicon yeah. There are tons, alright I'll, try it we've done it before I will do my will. I will work on that for you. I will try to make that happen for you. Well, I mean I should really do it by on my own. I mean this isn't about you,

little boys growing here that a failure, if you're just write a detailed instructions that I could violence yeah just like back home, not watching your underwear anymore, Matthew, San Diego? I got an raids today, 'cause. I spent fifty something minutes with a guy who didn't fucking, understand the concept of why his photos went into I I'd what wanna. He wants to work. I'm Photoshop, you just drag him I'm just doing only has one of the best files on the computer, and I was like: where would you like to put them on these What do you mean when you just go into the file tree under the photo library gags? Any of the show package contents and that's one more click that he wanted to do tat is their hidden at first yeah. Well, can I make them on hidden know he can make.

Make a orca, but you literally could just drag them out of a photo onto your Photoshop icon and they will open in his brown Lazarus using Photoshop C s. Moreover, if the ass, you know for learning owing to three four or five well anyway, CS. Three. Now I adopted on four, I use picnic, dot, com, au use, dignity like it. I fucking love it So I made all the while the original meltdown fires on making it about you again out of it, but in a sense, didn't you just make it about you. Well now you're making it about you make it about me making it about. You like five levels of complaints were the last, but I'd be ok. The ill defined you'll be ok, the inception irritation and the fourth reference feels, like years

That is the deeper you go into referencing you're such a great at the great aim for an album. Fourth, reference feels like years. Let us not understanding, that's it! I'm telling you we have to record, a song you guys, let's do back the future Sutton yeah. We do that. We got those guys that have the whole studio. They play your drums. You play guitar, I gotta melodic ai, just sent my I gotta. I gotta find a repair shop for my Mart and it's really blowing me out. You know what I saw a ticket to us. What music, whether music steam eighty said taken in caves. The case is greater mail them at me. As I take the westward music, wasn't, music has been there for gave that was an old violin repair shop and then now they just deal in superhighway guitars and like some of the biggest rock people, literally store their guitars met Westwood music, that's where I dropped people, the rock rock and rollers. Oh sorry, I thought you meant the rock people, the point of rocks that go, and I thought you

Dwayne Johnson's entourage. I love Dwayne Johnson, the great I love Dwayne Johnson, too. Much luck in love that guy. I want to store him at Westwood. Music. Just go check him out, tightness, dreamscape use drums the goatee he wore in fast five is actually stored at W Music WAR we're going to be wearing the fast population. That is not real. There's no way. No, no! You see, can question the war man and I use a thing. I never watched rustling when he was a regular much I did it ever. I didn't. I just knew him as a guy that came from us to be an actor and I but I'm obsessed with them. I think he's so charming and funny. I think ass, a man he is cut. If he's like he smiles on, I saw a race, the witch mountain. He was you so good. He was there. He he. He may be cool watchful. Yes, yes, exactly just like that, like hell, they're, looking great and moving yeah we're gonna get him on here. He's on Twitter,

nightmare, he's the one that leaked about uh Sama Bin Lot: oh yeah, that's before anybody else, they sent him over. There he's the one that pulled the trigger. Exactly might have been here more about that roof. Next week yeah I mean you know it. It looks like the Chuck Barris thing you know, like who's going to suspect a famous person was being a CIA operative they're going to see him. You know, I think it was where the like all the rock is why you're on Pakistan great and then they don't think that you know he's pack and heat and he's gonna unload a couple eclipse, India, it is you know, but that's there are in my there are gay you smell with its twin Johnson. There's, like I dont know, I could try to twitter bottom, which some work sometimes trade. I tried that so, where does it bail, stay, Martin and outlooks in a democracy? Martin rabbit Brooks it did not. I try Bolivia Wild yesterday. That makes me uncomfortable were discussed so hot she's very attractive, but she's. But but here's we're here,

look there's a million attractive girls she's super smart and you like it here, reader twitter, feed, she's she's she's nerdy. I do want to know about her struggle being supermodel than marrying a prince. What I want to know the hard trials and just because any just because something sounds like a paradise, doesn't mean it doesn't. Have a straw backs Jonah yeah you're right, it's as if it's almost paradise, almost Paradise. Oh no forget Chris has pipes. I always forget that these things that we had to record it, so we can do almost paradise yeah. We should whether I could you forever to do that, like the tentative, authentic,

oh sure, did you see the new we island, video? Guess they got all. I love the dreams, I loved it. Really really fiddler town there's a pool soon just waiting to get fucked yeah, they did a great job yeah. That was good. That was a good good surveys? They do digital comedy right, those guys what is it? I know it's that I know I know. I know it's not technically digital comedy, but I mean in terms of I mean it is because the primary London, but but but the truth matter, is that you know they make those too make them viral liked. I think the fact that their honest, an l, is almost secondary to the fact that they have a much bigger life online than the year on the on the show turbine. They do they do such a great job? Now, a lot of the original Macedonia there,

monster in my pants any likes to do a dance, werewolf, Barmouth, worse boom boys, boys, mass boys becoming more common rules, Are you aware of Remagen making about you? Yes, like stand is terrible. I'm sorry, That's the way. This is the one Jake you MIKE stand in the studio render otherwise equipment as great as on Amazon too. Well. Well. Well. Well, I'm but the plan. The plan is to build a little recording studio meltdown and that that office that looks over there the store, neither that's our glass and then it looks out that you go upstairs until after the I'm gonna turn it into a studio. Good, as we have heard, is going to be equipment in their so hot, and I also I also want to rent it out to other people who just want a record podcast. There is equipment box really plotted question bogs. That's really awesome borrow your car,

since a box the theatre living drive, you open it, that's what we like steel, one of those who should painted like the time. You guys I had Linda nursing out over photo since the photosynthesis. Really so photos is a project that Microsoft sponsor years ago. When we talk about an unwired science, so forty percent of you're part of the forests in community, you could, maker photos available to them and basically, what it would do is like. If you wanted to virtual environments based on user generated photos, so if you wanted to he likes like same our swear and in Venice Review, I do ok, so you would go on to photo sense on line for some time now. I think, and then it would, it would stick together, avert

all three dimensional environment. I've used that, based on all of the user, generated photos that it have it. We would just map them out and then and then build a virtual environment. So now photosynthesis free up the Iphone and It's so awesome, you you hold it up and then it shows you where the empty space, as are many and then you click all the pictures and stitches in together, and I mean I I spent so much I'm creating three hundred and sixty degree environments whilst grey. It's really awesome. It's really awesome because I was shooting something at the Brooklyn Navy yard. Over the weekend, which is an amazing industrial compound majority in Brooklyn, family enterprises, I dont know if it is crowd, soured is thereby put it like that I'd like to one or two years old and out in a desperate coming, but they literally have like civil war era building. A lot lattimer burned down their supposedly underground tunnel system in a brig

I was just running around taking pictures of boats and rusted metal like it's fucking, hot 'cause. Half of it is just can't really happen, it's like a band and it feels like it feels like a sandbox video game yeah, because it's 'cause, it's private, so there's virtually traffic. So there's just all these streets in some of the buildings are new and some emerges completely burned out and you you could just spent weeks exploring in their heads. Fuck sounds like a hundred zero Keyser song, but run around taking pictures of and burned our buildings. We can both the bird and bird build here or there logic in bold, but I don't care 'cause, I'm a hipster doesn't think about getting a dog. I mean with my asshole 'cause. I consume everything wrong. You would think about getting a dog. Don't do it now? Here's! Why? Don't you should do it because it's more work, when you think it's gonna, be like contrary envious guy, I think it's more work than you think it's gonna be, but its good work, it is great, is good work, but

but what's gonna happen? Is you know I just if you're just to launch a new career? I would it eyes against lot like launching a relationship with the dogs. You want to make sure that your home enough and then and devote enough energy to the dude that means you're going to be out late more so than ever. Because of the stuff. I want you don't want to start. You don't want to start resenting the fact you have a dog like I gotta go home and walk the dog. I would rather be here it's not fair to the dogs. So I'm just saying that it's more like oh my fucking back, I have to go for a walk. Come on dog like I walked, six miles a day anyway. That's what I mean. That's that's. Where are my brain was thinking, but then there's the other time yeah. Well, you just get a dog deploy around in a chariot. Us only guide, corbies pony and cherry. Ok. Here we got him yet a dollar a day. Powered captain, Christopher Pike Box, ok, there's a big ones for yes,

I wanna. No, you can talk and aim rivers that once we're twice for yes, I don't know what we're talking about this for Pike, so STAR Trek, Boca, God, captain no can't wait to hear about this. On those winters. You said you were a nerd, you don't like this one nerd thing and I guess you're not a nerd. I never really said it was a nerd, I'm pretty fuckin awesomely cool and be, but I just never the STAR Trek the star wars, though you liked the sailors sewers definitely restarted. Now I hate that I hate that view on that view of nerds. That means that we all they were like one thing, booklet lay. The icy that haven't you lie runs like a vague, so you, like video games, comic books, the well what what what happens of me as a people. We, like How could you not have seen this thing like 'cause, there's only so much time in a day, I do everything else so now I say you tagged on it too. Sometimes the thought of you guys when I saw this and it's about

other nerdy thing, that I have like no idea out. My that's. The in our nerves are larger. Like snowflakes, most of them are white. That's what I'm thinking about trying to think of. Most of them are faint. Not, although I've got some awesome black nerds following me on Twitter, oh, like black nerd birds like black nerds, learns. That's awesome, birds. Is that thing from Chicago that others got like wronger and contain and others do stay where they would we have learnt it was made into that special account essential mash up, I don't know, I don't

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Tell me something I wish I didn't know, I'm through self aware. I have no value, it is just a good thing. You don't have Adam Antium Bulgarian clause because you you would inappropriate just so many people like you guys, like the worst hawks, hey, you know you should do their parkers turns to don't you tell me you would allow me when I'm irritated slightly. The hawk is such a weird character. I mean he really is just he is just a personified boner, that's really the hulk. Is you get bonus when you get angry yeah right, yeah? No, but just like the whole thing of like he gets excited and he can't get any kind of excited 'cause. It's generally camp up God, I can't log is hot girlfriend, and so he basically just a bit his body just erects in hardens. So he's the personification of male

century. I dont know where I'm going said that those are those directly that beheld could never read the help. Rollercoaster Lando well he'd get honours David manner. I mean you get on his Bruce banner thrice, a David years ago. The television channels such as well You probably break the roller coaster, yeah yeah. Halfway through at the launching right launches easier to sixty anti second immediately. He probably get excited, never he's. You know, as he wouldn't even get to the first inversion. That's how exciting the riders. I think what we were saying is: if you go to six flags on the hurricane ride, they should just say you must sixteen years of age and not Bruce banner like this right, so just figure of a kid with an x through it and then and then a scientist with an x through it. Oh yeah Collegehumor had a great fucking thing I posted into it. I noticed it sir, they did a bunch of safe. I

yeah. I can't allow so so wonderful there right now do good work there. They really do do good work there. That's that's. What makes me so happy about like, like you could literally just be like, but whole jokes does is correct. That's what you think of anything else. You may actually do some really great nerdy stuff yeah, I mean all their video game. Animation. Shorts are some of the best around better than most of the main, like those guys. Yeah in language means that I don't really know this is a guy single. He tried to take over your father's company now you can really see his. He seems like a nice guy. Sorry, I've been feverishly working, not feverishly, there's really just a back and forth revolves around I'm trying I'm trying to get a nervous app going and the EP development process. Isn't it this the to three than anything ever gets made large Marin has warned he has won through lives, then gazed at him. They won't at and he is

grandfathered in because they ve Apple has since stopped allowing acts that just syndicate pot can't do it anymore, because they're worried that there are so many podcast that it would flood the marketplace with podcast, so Europe actually has to have another functionality besides just being a podcast, so atrophies we do now well now we get it it's it there's sort of their sort of weird. So I like this been going on for months, I tried to register. I have a corporation and the DBA is noticed industries. So I tried to register as a dba took a couple weeks to find out o you. You can can't that deviate. Ok, ok just change the name. I know you have to re read you have to start all over again. Oh ok, so then, in trying to all over again, they don't, but they didn't close out. The previous tickets couldn't start over again, so that took another black couple weeks to hear back promontory like

Ok, I will try to fix this for you. Then I got a phone call from them. Yesterday saying: oh, we saw the back and forth, which are that was nice, we'll try to get this for you, so I went on today to try to do it again and it still wasn't up, and so it is a bureau. Attic nightmare, but I guess that's. You know, I guess that's how they, if the quality control everything so I'm I'm trying to create an artist app pounding my head against a brick wall. They made it ever organ charge with mean fifteen bucks or tv one thousand dollars down like that, I'm so rich app that was out original nine hundred and ninety nine dollars with like one thousand the limit for an app that was nine hundred and ninety nine and it was a just a black background with a red jewel and it's sparkled. In the end, they thought the body so like fifty years that they work that those enough good, Lord, so ridiculous, awesome, I guess, rich people, they just manner. If I had a shitload of money to burn, maybe I I dont. If I had, I don't care for

had fuckin mark Zuckerberg money. I would look at that up in wipe my butt hole on it like. I would have playing it after buying it. You would wipe your butt hole on it, just to prove how rich you are. I want my apps with Iphone. 3Gs is yeah that that should be a wrap. Them are three very Jesus. Is that's like this, like the Lexus of phones, go go the rapid flags as a Briton, were there I'm working on our here. That is well. What do you guys would it goes up to this week? Busy week we had a busy weak with free passes, an donors, we're gonna live through. What would you have replied tat? Is we gave its right we're recording three Disneyland tomorrow after the path, ah adorable I'm planning I want to do an overnight or at the design, hotel, useless it,

just making the I'm good? Now I could just sleep on the floor. You guys I'd rather I'd rather back feels better on the floor anyway Jonah. So it's totally going to workout. Well, I'm at you have to what about Bob him. It only really about Martin is in New Hampshire, really do what about Bob Jonah, so you want to do the notice. I want zombie, a french zombie movie over the weekend called the Hautala zombie, the hoard I was it. It was ok, it was all right it was needed. Was about YO, these cops going to kill a guy like a mob guy that killed there for and once they get inside this Odin meal, busted up building, that's one. The zombie outbreak happens as other stuck in this building and there's only on their also, though, but tat that but bourbon theirs. They has superhuman strength which are like really and the filmmaking really

highly utilized. You know the dropping of frames to make things more frenetic and all right right right. Is it a bit too much to my taste like a lens flare and a star trek yeah, but it was, it was neither had his moments or to longbourn dishonest Wanchee lunch. I ve heard the hoard intended to come at last year. I think I said, maybe maybe even the year before that, maybe two thousand and nine, but as far as I'm aware, though not the best, but you know it is hard. It is a hard thing to pull off. Ok, I guess so many tweets about. Obviously it now do you feel you kind of have planted your flag in the Sambi. I know- and I like it, but it's impossible to answer these people like what their long fuckingn questions on twitter early on. I would get a lot of Dave, Matthews tweets those have subsided. 'cause we the interesting thing about that? How interesting kind of Dave Matthews would be? Oh, it's mostly people mocking me as the everyone I wanted to know. Matthew, zombies, ethical.

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our sound like a morning. Radio show the dude. If we had a sound, boredom fart sounds and meanwhile useless. She says we use it all. We would do, whereas I gotta and everything else that all Todd wanted. You just want to be hit. But what, if I get a computer could we have a computer set up just hit a button and that it makes it doesn't have a computer, and I think I know, tat glass early manner, his Iphone backup lives on my computer. We, just talking about like you, gotta get a laptop met. Matthew can help you my twenty eleven. It is too eleven we should have. We should have taught on as a guest and then and it will all have sound boards. Without mad, he would want it they would want to place on France's I mean they're. There must be a thousand sound board. Apps on the I've actually have one that animator for Super news. May for me, my birthday that has like a bunch of songs on it like parts of softly, the best parts like it, you can just click it, but no one has to be the best.

Men have an oriental geigy rug role to your cherry by all these different songs. I am proud to be an american dignan. I got all that they use mention a bunch of rock of ages. Sounds you here is whether that is the way. The plot for the new bet bill and tell me if movie, is that they were supposed to have written the song. That save The world and it turned out that if they didn't save the world, awesome sounds like that's the flat. I think that sounds so cool. I know it's going to be good, it's going to be very depressing. Is it going to be good? I think so it's you know Winter is awesome. He is do remember, freaks freight freaked rate rate three you did out with Tom Stern. They did that show together Idiot Box this yet, and I stress the flying GIMP. Then memory of Regos grave Idiot boxes, great, like his the stuffy directed on you, know,

animal knock, as was always really weird and cold, because Tom Stern, who he wrote in directed freaked with any box, was also the director of the animal knock. A sham. Ok solve the moment, so you're telling me that the bill in ten movie is not a reboot, but it's it's a continuation in the still now. It's yes galleries and Alice Winter- that not that I am way on board, for I thought they were just redoing it now very in it. There violated and I don't know about Keanu Reeves, but I know I was wondering is closely monitoring like the scrapped in my gown. I really love thy equal, I'm really loved studies, gray, I've, never hope. Death comes back. My William Sadler waves. Awesome you you'll, thank my battleship. I love has just underlined my git Martha now again, I'm sorry to relate this back to me, but my best friend in high school is because

ended. It was incredible in the end up becoming like one of the top starboard artists in the field of themes. Robbie counting he's fucking awesome, dude. He one of his first job, jobs was boarding, bill and TED's bogus journey, and the original title for that movie was bill and TED go to Hell, and so he had this little placard in his car for when he could drive in that. That said, Bill and TED go to Hell and it was really awesome. So I always I always loved, and he would he would come back and tell me what the movie ivy like I don't know it sounds, and then I thought what they did, that what where they literally just went to a whole other level, the robots, the staff stay Asia, the when they go and they go inside those rooms have their pass creepy in kind of very funny. Early army, the idea, oh yeah, there is a similar school. That's all remember the movie together then and seemed signal our, but

now. We having having this having Missy to stepmom, who dump the one Father mother fucker. The other guy was just you just bummed the whole time just watching them. This decision from the first movie, though, is that the dad also plays Abraham Lincoln. I didn't realize saved our I see I didn't realize that yeah just widened my worldview a little bit, I'm using the powers of Bill and TED. That's right. What are they going to do about? Rufus know. Rufus George Carlin, who played Rufus, know that simple. They just go on the time machine and they just go back and get it this Christmas, but it's not real yeah, there's only Mary. It's a nightmare. Have these two? Oh no, seemingly sandy,

Mr Chris regulates down that Philip Zimmer Hop in aid and MR really wanted to see we just as they were those things like noise, embrasure he's. Ok, then these are certainly not once we get on the magic ship and everyone. Oh he's, gotta go back for the institute. I mean trap back in time and a phone box that one of the great idea was that no want to know if there was a reference. Oh there's no way was method and examine, didn't work. Referencing doctor, by building them in a phone box here with a little thing that sticks out the top, the others not there's, no way that that was not an almost dark room, but but very clever Roma as a doctor who, because we're talking about in the late eighties, when, when America really was not referencing doctor who at all ass doktor was not had been, I M like aiming long right, air or eighty sit there. They they did another reboot and in eighty six, maybe it's Tom Baker with seventy forests,

say I'm Peter Davison. Men audience like up, but it's not like other bodies. Are there on the bus both around staring. This is frequent prison out Peter Peter wake up seriously Peter Peter Peter Peter Liese. You were here T shirt, Peter you're, the only one who can hear us Peter Peter. We need did you our feet: a poor Peter, however, the Peter there's gonna. There must be at least fifty Peters who listen to those who are gonna refinery, cars and Mallory, nervous Daisy, yeah. We're were literally just we're. Just playing the numbers were just a better way to the same thing. Sarah Sarah, Sarah Sandwich Sarah Comma, Sarah, it John Ingress several era trading, both from labour. There was never able to it, nothing, nothing, trawler, love. How do you do I Ll Udo, better smell It's pretty sweet, looter, sir,

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they can make their mass god to everyone to know that, like seriously like any way back to fragment so few shove them in three quarters of the way to start a struggle for oxygen. Viewed the meltdown free comical do they had to sketch seas for like sex these from the thing I would also like a birthmark colleague, Erika Maura, almost the mark, Mckinney wow Chicken, lady now you're right, I have been bested than that brings us to yeah you to do a couple criminal. The question was: a grand went back carbon units. I as a quarter so close on. Why so, is a ghost do our for only what

I was on one occasion at at the end there out of hell am, I think, I'm watching swamp people. Ok, I get this question all the time from by get this question from all the time this from enhanced had been Hanks so, but I think Tom Hanks does when he like punch somebody in the face. He goes. You been hexed notices, Hingst like Hengst, ok, yeah, so it's different than Tom Hanks punching people in the face I don't know where to start with doctor who it's been around forever or should I start? Ok, I always tell people two thousand five hundred per hectare. Its thing is a little more contemporary. The effects are better than a point when you go through what, when you burn through all the six theories that were now, then you can go action and pick and choose the old ones that you want to watch. It wants the like three or four partners have up on Kyle Highlanders, then, who write Kyle Innocent, who writes the doktor who post for me I'm nervous he did. He did a breakdown of

even by season, which were the episode. You should go back and watch so if you just go search, Kyle Anderson's posts on my unnoticed outcome, your you'll get the buggy prepare to watch stage plays that sounds like a black box later with rubber masks. Cassettes hotel tell a play. They used to call them. Jonah already rewrote scripts. Tell television scarcely always recalled. Teller plays oh god they were television, plague spot you. So now I'm fucking myself, while leaving yeah, I win. Mabel equipment from Christopher Tracy. Thank for everything, tat picture, gear and I'll, be on a recent hopeful, podcast irrelevant you're welcome. I spent my daily commute to my seventy, classroom our hope, he's a teacher

and Oregon and to work with the canvas he works as an usher at the Kansas City. Royals was really awesome. If a kid like a kid in seventh grade like well yeah, my commute in the morning is probably about five minutes on, but he's like what's not Jimbo but the Baldwin and on the simpsons that is like has occured, ok, guys like her, I sleep in a drawer, Ernie's good, they think about about. Taking my talk, you this s, weak, caused me to have a crisis. German klaxons version in my car Thank you for everything, guys green power through the corner. He enjoys technical zombie discussions and in this was more but is more of a comment. Wireless. Have you any other women, so he was it worse than assure the Kansas city? Royals, that's gonna go. Can I go to arouse, gave him an answer. You you know, you can't answer you back right. This is just a one way conversation conversations with Pre college free, it now Dan Ass, he would have us do not seem that was the best that fucking sketches of ok.

From the Cornell, I have a question: that's a comment that and then he wrote mumble anyway. I'm a huge music nerd, I'm talking rave music. Do you any suggestions, a joy just located exactly what he said prior to that rape me as I am a bit. It's like I'm, a bit better food aid, dog shit. The golden Eagle eyed meet people that nobody to Argo Community. I love Carmody. Like I love mind, dementia kneeling conversation is over exactly wave music revenue. You know it's funny, kazoo, we We admire movement under this in the but will get super into dj when we work in college and so on, rate raves a really big in the states, ads which is that rave music was just the I mean I clearly it's just for people who are vibrating on ecstasy and they just need that base to kind of like whip through their body, but it was just just just the idea like taking phrases from documentaries and then just putting all this like remember that there is a one called a juicy

apple is nice, but not every. Apple is Red Bobo, Bob Bob. It would just repeat that over and over and over again ever yet surely surely music someone someone someone stick together, a bunch of Margaret Thatcher speeches that made it so, like it was, it was called them. Maggie's back have to dig it out a camera, but what it was, but it was just all these like. Let's have a party party pray, you re, they just registered together a bunch of Gaza. I have to present their hegemony suggestions from I M seeing career to take off. Please respond on forecast. Well, even though it has nothing to do with your life. It would help me lots thanks. Nick now, and I am sorry for dissing Idea- Nick no, because I've actually got a few tweets

people say pay. I asked I asked a question. I asked a question on the package and you act like a total to pick a buffet guys. I have to go and a second reason in May the three foot burrito what Anna Salary adjustment introduced. Three foot: have you that's in Boston, early on topic right, so what we've learned is everything stops when Nick Nick needs to start his acting career by going to Boston, consuming a three foot burrito! That's how you gonna! Do it once you do that with his heart will stop and while he's in the weird place between life and death will have a revelation that will bring him clues. Much like him that liners he might be pissed by them go out of his past summer, why I'm gonna have a cheap day and I'm gonna be in Boston and I'm gonna take it down off downtown it either. Well now: Chinatown hundreds more business, innocent, three foot buried.

Whereas the latter, by step you left up to the right and now you're gonna be. Does this go dancing with the great right? You re ready. We re rave where he said James. Brown is dead. Take the flower, for example, of what your advice for nickname, don't I don't have any I'm seeing advice. Why don't I just the start, If your analyzed, music, I mean I've seen, is bore him up a re men. His my might be something different than the awful thing that you and I are thinking that it is where people put on doktor sues hats and rape, whereas in other words a re and then and then fluorescent your Limburg Damer that age Veo documentary where they had ecstasy, dad, the forty or old guy that love doing ass. The thing on the rails now and his kids are very by was only to be under cover air was ecstasy, is actually to have as much fun, but I never did it that's great

straight. I know, but I don't like things happening with my body, I would have a horrible paintings. I don't like things happening with my body, that I am not familiar with all you don't mind mind. Can your jaw hurts the next day, got to me just going on an ecstasy bender and never been just dropping ever all the work, someone, I can remember whose quoted, as was that it was a very valuable. As I said, if a video games infected our brains, are people set it they do. Everyone would be listening to repetitive, electronic music and trying to eat pills, heavings up, that's without someone quoted there was, I can remember who, but it was a pretty funny quote what virtues pack manner yeah but like if, if they were saying, if video games and fair, did the youth, although youth would be listening to repetitive electronic music and eating pills, and that's it we're doing guess, liver lever and it was for this liking recover my fifteen years ago very forward. Thinking, I think, what I think Nick should do is just start having small private garage parties have

people over workshop is music for some of his friends, then maybe go to a record, store and say: hey I'll, come dj for free see how it works. Get out there like Matthew with the open, mind can't be afraid to fuck up in public, find find the scene find the scene there in smaller. They'll, be maybe one or two other guys, but get together with a make beats with them. Hang out and fighting like you know, listen records and real constantly be listening to me. You make a run down lyrics, listen to other songs, make your own lyrics to other songs. Right into podcast and asked what three completely non dj type people would do to conferred upon them by ass if anyone's having a birthday then go someone's out of her. They dented anymore,

We should cut it off. There were at an hour I'll fuck yeah, we're gonna get us. We gotta go to work in the area of housing. Leprechauns. A year ago we throw paper web soup episode. We got a finnish adverse. Oh I'm alive, you could get a few hours after nine hours. They gotta go to work and, having my time, capsule images died. For no reason. Why would you bring your time capsule into a fruit stores? Weird I mean it capsule, where I preserve memories for future generations, I'm going to put a time capsule under my house, for aliens or and or future generations to find after the Big Quakers ass. I watched over signs now last week, good Lord, I dont want about it. I don't want to hear about the earthquake. That's gonna put California into this. I did not get with that. California see it's actually not going to be. I don't think it's gonna be bad as you think it is ok because you're up in the hills, which is actually going to be ok, 'cause, all the sediment, it's under

yeah, so you now also just all my friends will die here. Everybody down here could be at work when that happens on its true, I'm so sorry I'll be fine. I don't like the Memphis, but my hometown. Memphis is busy common aquatic become water world cresting, that's crazy death and trying to sweep ST back into the sea where it came from, I thought my first cut. The first council But I chose to go see. Was it mud island want the one you were forced to see? Oh, I saw a lot of concerts in Vegas with my parents. Did you yeah cool cool old, like I saw Steve Martin, that's awesome, I saw her deceased. No, no, not not not. Nazi. Martin, like I saw Johnny Carson, but I mean like music concerts when I was a kid like Helen Ready or who else did I see Antonia, Orlando and dawn? as big as a big boy has through there's a lot of time, and there is a lot of conventions there and so wishes

if all the time- and it was not super kid friendly when hazards obey the highest. Invoking lutterworth smoking everywhere is like Fuckin, Scotland inside of rebuilding, so It was great, it was. It was not the so. I went to a lot of concerts before, but that was the first one. My first there was men at work and in excess nice. My mom serve me. I was again and employment with a friend, oh, but your music new out came out this week. Man, man, oh yeah, you love the man, man, man, man's new album is awesome, so please you should get it because they would like you too, by the outcome: goods but sales pitch yeah. I know there, but it's great it's it's it's it's one of the other more acceptable record, but still keeps a lot with their that you don't do something crazy. Weird note auntie stuff, but awesome record accompaniments really enjoy it check out the track I put on my blog promised club J. Better Jonah Ray is unforgivable, knows

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