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usually confused cycles, first critters, two euros per se operators with a hospice yeah, throwing Marlon Brando picking up the puppy. The background gap which her name's Molly and she's barking at the pole. Right now she has her last signal that and that she's trying to get down to the pool, but without the opposable firms roared the divine work before that is that must be lay living here, but I was involved that is, that the springs gotta today, be that that is that dogs, personal tartarus that'll, be the lowest level of Haiti's in them not to get academic gun. You guys, but we are sitting in items library rainbow now so and their fancy red curtains, yeah doing it here in the library of a stately corolla manner, which I act. I guess we just cleaned out similar so box other yeah. Whatever for dummies, I mean I told my wife like take out all the Ford Dummies Box was actually for eighty theirs.

Idiots and then for dummies, and then there's forbade retards mongoloid, and it's like at a certain point, people going to start thinking pretty fucking dumb when all they see is for anything for dummies, like rice, one hey house for dummies car for dummies girlfriend for dummies events, dentist for dummies, like eventually you think that was a dumb ass when she lives in that book. Asking for that retard, Adam Corolla, there's a whole, no israeli different makko, I get those. Instead, I like them asked Makko US acts for money. Words and a very specific and me like a change. Its new marketing is the wrong way to Are these outer for dummies? Like yourself, esteem would have to be pretty high to buy a book. It said for. Tommy, but that's that's, but that is woven into american culture, the culture, the idea of us

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I love line, and I said you know, chicks, don't know anything about war, there's not interested in war. They don't know known even here ray of it? I don't know any the beach landings or invasions. I don't. About any the island campaigns or world war. To this, this don't know anything about like to just there not interested there's, not interested an and the idea like they should be a little more interested because it so much a part of this country's history and really affects the way things sort of turn out. It is work late. If we I have to know about you know. What's your name Ruth the wants. An rousing raises many I'm. Does my entire yeah there's a diesel dyke put together couple be seventeen wings where the real eye opener these attacks. She sheet, I beg to differ. She was like she was like. Would it mean I'll try to do her I'll try to do her, fake, fake?

access. Ladies and gentlemen, presenting at EM guerrilla as Kelly Osborne. Women now last February? There was good good, I think, doing a little northern English, and I want to get you more central London go. You may know a lot about war. What are you saying? Women don't know? My father and I watched the history of my father. Was there during the thing where they dropped the above the bullet? Yes, Is there for that thing, and he survived that all really here I like, when someone says, survived like crazy I've. I've seen your dad onstage Ivan Vicinity, vanity, that less than forty three. Then what do you do you? Then? What are you? My grandfather survive? The calves, our relay the ninety one year old gent, complaining that this bangles to dry didn't perish

in nineteen. Forty one interesting now be made it. I have other lucked out the added there wasn't some sort of ribbon space time and rival for remote and now says she's like she's. Like this, you can't say you can't say women know nothing of all an ice she's, probably sixteen at the time that you claim to watch hundreds of hours with her dad who's up obsessed with a world war terrorists. I said our I well. I just let you start with some basic staffing, and let's see I see how much you know, I'm I'm not a historian. I just watch a little watch. A little basic cable cited, the ally me access powers who who were they who was fighting her and she was like Where did the United States was fighting

Germany and I like an and then who is on Germany sides I either. Are tricked questions- and I would like to argue shitting me bit, are you fucking shitting me? even though we do and she's like. That's a do. You know what, because those are just York own questions at your as it no less to you just said you are trigonometry expert and I just asked you what two plus two that question and you couldn't answer it. So don't tell me you know- and you should see, but she act like every goods not knows in time. Pain? She was like I do so I do so. I know. As I know you no shit and she was like. Yes, I do and I think you can know anything. You can't know that the landing ship for probably Higgins Craft, because you don't know the people that

all them or firing at them, which is five for a sixteen year old girl, but first tell that she had the knowledge from scratch. My eyes shut the fuck up to bigger issues here, number one: when is your one man show Adam Curl argues with bread and slightly. I love the idea that love line. You argue with Kelly Osborne about war, and then you take a call about some kid who has a sore herpes so great as its great about that story of line. Dirges kept going I'll, do him and in english actions, I would like not the cord of Elizabeth, I said not to leave her alone. She just kept far right. Look all

leave her alone when she just admit that I was right with my assertion that women do not calling them down right. They just don't it's like a sport, they don't fall, I'm Risa guys don't know about cooking independent, huge feeding, babies with every time I see a feminine hide your hygiene products, fuckin freak out, I don't know I can't feminine hide genes. Cosette my genes, it. I hide right if you say that I'm terribly sorry rather to pare debt and watch whether mass gale commercials target about, but by a good behaviour by genes, of agenda could just make a nice brought woman, perfect, thick tack and hold one mistake twice

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it's crazy like what? What is it like? A muffin store who needs are Muffin STAR, Byron, muffin, faggot, open for them. Often forgets drove out here all away from any error convertible. How they go I agree that the items you know where you, you must be circulating amazing that show, but about what, with no material here's how bad the commission's were found a job. I would do that show, but I dont have a name I would just. I was the only guy who was like the committee the convicts unleashed, but I was only guy. Who, just with them, I was from Radio Navid just sit there and I never really realised within Dat win. Five Anna Van Dam had played middle linebacker for it

budget other in the dick. So like all these guys came in there would Byron would do the set up. You broke up your girl, came in there would Byron would do the set up. You broke up your girl I'm sorry. I would like to hear Byron. As a british gentlemen. Oh you in your bed Brown S, Byron, we do as I would ever do it, and then I would jump bathing, do their act for them or with them I would know their material was, but at a certain point after dad was role and on you know, the airport security problem, I would certainly all at the airport security problems at a certain point, I realized my material was better than a lot of their material was, even though I wasn't my material, I might just stare resist piggybacking onto the back of errors and that's what I thought man, these comedians are horrible. I know I know: what's he let those coming so pretty leashed, No, it's the opposite of unleash because they they just said it all.

Figure it all out late, all out than they just ask everyone to do there. The whole time you're around that you should have just gone like in the middle of their. You know just like what wait wait. Are you your material, because you sounded so vague you fuckin, has always just like a toy. For man, I thought this was interesting. Retaliation, your am aegis, there's no way you just did that rap. I mean everything right is it being eliminated clubs all over the country. I was never ask either choice does not that unleashed other colleagues. Violence is roman around yeah. That's good fire and Alan is a millionaire, a billionaire, alien air genius who he does like if it be like. If I started a construction firm, called sub contractors unleashed and I've like here's the deal, you guys bring the materials bring your crew, bring your van

build main apartment building. I won't converts age yeah, I'm gonna, sell us indicate its all right. You'll get all the experience. Reeled out a pole collapse, hey of all until up walls and form a found, they scrubby great retrograde exposure. Very many people gotta see up on the top building. When you, when you frank, when you do in the room, vague great, my mother, my business deals for dummies book. I've got an open with an eighty second monologue and then I'm gonna sit down. You guys can all do your active inaugurate, a paycheck and grow up, but there is the odds, are crazy right when people look about building another you'll be like on a building so happy well

building, I literally I ran here's. How rich he is. I went to the Beverly Hills Hotel to have a meeting about. When I got I got, I got so skull fucked. I was like when my radio show was ending. They did this thing where they're like ok, what list were pull the plug on careless acts and were switch in formats to Lady Gaga were blown up the whole station in everyone's gone, but you? U we like you. We want to move to the biggest radio market. No world met New York City, so, while everyone else is getting shit, can your actually getting a promotion, as we had at this secret? Clandestine me.

Hang over and that the Beverly Hills Hotel by the way, then, three weeks later there like oh yeah, I guess she can you to forget about other new things is to soften the blue of it is nicely like. Oh get, but wow you're, getting a reverse promotion, wow pursue that meeting, Byron now and was sitting there with his what what what his art is, one of with an art dealer and, unlike some way said- oh he's, got millions Justin, just in an art alone, just into some fine and he had been Byron. Allen was on those I'm funny black people and, like nineteen,

Seventy eight hour when I arrived at that show, was greatly guys called those and funny black people coming back when you know what you re doing away with area had away worse, name and allow here, who is it likely that America's funniest people, or you know, that's incredible- was only people with real, be like were now real was able sixteen in a half hour seventeen when he was on that show like I when I was a kid I was Roger shine and realize he was literally seventeen. He was like doing stand up when he whose, like writing we note with Lighterman and stuff like he just got in, was fifteen or sixteen and hasn't stopped making money necessary. He's really he's like the machine under the island on asked the just controls everything that no one really realises that the he's the linchpin to everything about it all together, like you ve literally like he always the show on the air and its

is a show that you usually dont know about, but he managed to find these kind of law all crevices in the entertainment business to just sit there and rain gutter millions of dollars. His other show is going to press junk gets right. Just run yoga. That's all he doesn't. Anyone can do right now, but I have this sort of reverse racism theory, which is as I've done it myself or been guilty of doing it a few times myself, which is like. If there's a white reporter, you can blown off. If there's a black reporter, you don't want him to think you're races see can't blown off, and so he would just sit down with TAT crews and am Vienna. George Clooney, like every single one of those, was always just a list celebrities- and I oh I have this theory that we try to explain to my black friends about

I have had a robot, I mean if I had just having a people at the supermarket of organizing laboratory yelling at me when I say when you know presence as my fellow Americans, if any of the piano letter listen you're like when you're in a social situation like in a subway, your girlfriend's, your right, really friends. Just me now Odin eleven. I write my ride where I guess David Alan grayer, but he left in New York. So you know maybe have one on these cause, but what I would say it is like for every guy out there. That's like chewing tobacco and drive and a pickup truck with a gun rack on it. There's a whole bunch of white dues who live here who are over, compensating see, don't think we're that guy so, which is to say if a guy comes up to me and he's panhandling in his white. Unlike like listen, I'm not fuel, your drug have it, and if it's a black

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indoor volleyball shoes right, an basketball shoes which are played on the exact same cords and it's really just lateral movement job. They, like whatever Michaels and is doing in his years, you know that's, not gonna work for you with your little ball in your eye, trifling shuffle board once with a basketball shoes, I fuckin broke my leg, they arise, and now I am not careful, not I'm good now. Will you gonna make sure you supporting shit. I've ordered shuffle board my new menu chef shuffler. Sheer both access by a retrial when trying to forget oh, but for gaze, and it always like you guys. You know that, let's put it this way, you know you got a lot. You gonna watch your collar. You guys. You know that, let's put it this way, you know you got a lot. You got Your calories in AIDS got a lotta, got a lot of corn syrup and what not, in itself maybe le lower on sugar, maybe guys you guys are put now a lot of potassium

Fluids come out here. You know whatever the man you guys Why do I put in a lot of chea? You know, I mean it's all bulls, but this is for you. You know like them. Vitamins for kids and oh shoes were firm indoor volume outliers. Why not a drink for the gayest sports? Besides, you guys are at the gym twenty for seven like I'm, not a sports drink for you. I think they do not spread zero. They re reserves, forget any nerves, forgets. Did you products, or do you just think that that should exist? I haven't started, mixing it yet the lab, we have a sort of mixing your day. There were times kind of fuck ups. I can't get down there, God dammit I was bargain. Although old NEA Yea evident Gay, forgery. I do think would work, that's not bad and it's like you give ten percent of the pros,

Aids. The aids are happy to see, or whatever their into these days and without whenever the little began. Nobody consider communicable disease a happy. So Milk MAX Jargon for white guilt, I think, is phenomenal. Brag were doing it and then a sports fans, ten cents from each of each each can of male Palmer bottle. Malcolm X, goes towards reparations right out of his really decide. Now it's gonna be a can or bottle a bottle of annex. I get asked me about a means whereby we have to be with you. Yeah What kind of name is that you do? That sounds like a game force review. We read it that way. It is well that's the name I gave my dreamers rank good. So are we had a lot of work to do to get this mission racist home?

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work hard cash data circuits, it's sort of like a recent black radio show for days and blacks at the package. So last year and spinning it's been exactly here since you it's a geologist your past and I had such a great story because reunite were to corrupt together like ninety five right in and in Kimmel. We ought no kind of work there at the same time and then everyone can. We offer their own directions and you end up doing this big syndicated radio, which, as tends to happen a radio alot Yanks deplored change the format, and so you still haven't a toy around with a podcast for a while and then fourteen million downloads, the first we can start the package as well. You know I had. I had a head start of life.

Knowing I was on the way out and not going to New York. So I'd, probably couple weeks worth sort a head start. You know normally, when they shit cainy from radioed, they don't tell you, they just do it and they wait here. Shift has done because there are so many fucked up drug, an exact vindictive drug attics who had just like here's, what you know like, like you told most morning, guys you have one more day left like Fridays, your last day fry This is why, Friday, let's go around this weekend, piles our tax funded by progress programme, five o clock, mental, russian georgian FUCK, fuck fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, not black and white, so they call their their programme lottery to do or aggregate barricaded in Russia, which is a shame, is out pharmaceuticals and ammonia. Private Everley elicited adaptation, so they were nice enough

tell me yet he had a couple weeks off and actually now that I think about it's weird, because I I I was thinkin, we must mention, a few weeks before one of the urban. I realized. We only have two days to give people a heads up, because we only mentioned the show or and or the station was being flipped on the Thursday. Before the Friday we went off the air, so we set on Thursday tomorrow will be our last show. So what I did is. I got in a few we're gonna start a pod cast to my audience, but I didn't hit it too hard because I didn't really know replied Cast was, and I was like no, I wasn't really determined its radio for gaze and black right. So I didn't know what to do. I allowing I shoved in a couple like just on, unlike Thursday and Friday, said, like

lucky enough? You still want to hear the show. You got an approach that can and we're gonna do some called upon gas, and I was about it, but we did at least start with an audience. You know we had a little bit of a place to jump off from which causes a lot of people are like. I want to start a pod cas and you go start upon Casper. Then how do you get a following? Without following like were. How do you get that transition asking about everything up yeah? Well, I mean for me: I do everyone, I think it's a pretty tight knit community and I think they share a lot of the same in. I just think I don't think there's a guy who goes the internet and goes I like this one podcast and I listened to no other podcast. I think it's sort of like if you're buying music from Itunes you're, not just buying Frankie Avalon, saw right, you're, you're, buying every song or anything your into remotely

You don't have that kind of single destination mindset that they had twenty years ago in an that's really that's what larger corporations are not understanding like a bit like the music businessmen and in companies that limit where you can see programming online so like we want everyone to come to this one site, that's like right yet on the work that way, any more people, its ass to be communal, and, like you, during my pot, cast I've done yours yelling. We said before TAT never happen and radio you never would have gone on Martin brine when you're doing the cabin and being show, right and an inner. Not only that, but you know for me too, slight anyone's radio show I'm doing a tin tin come what come way come with TIM Conway. Junior show later on this evening. I've young a interview anywhere anyone I'll take it any anyone's radio show anyone's podcast, say timing voice out there, and

Adam Prologue outcome, I don't know, maybe there's three people get added on and cut up in an amendment Well now that he's alive yeah, but I I mean you know it's great to have a platform, but even if you don't you just have to you, just have to get out there, which leads me to this question. How many podcast Do you think there are to have to ask Mr Al like utterly that one out is anyone? No, I don't! I dont know. Actually the most recent by Roma package was just you know it. Oh in two thousand and six there were an ex mill people living nearby cast in two thousand and nine there were a higher number of Why and I wasn't that was higher and so pot casting the way with a future, but I sort of feeling you know ultimately, because you carry was Lasher. We said: there's no How well there's a bone bladder fucking?

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we're pretty bad ass right or anything else. Go fuck yourself, rotating were taken. My bag in the dial tell what you never here. In a cell phone, wait I'll write my my money, making invention and I'll I'll. Let you get your story was a lot of folk. You can't get any reception up in the hills up in the hollow it hills, and I was eight it dawned on me. While I was staring at camels fake Christmas tree about three years ago, which he explain. Look, it's good is a real Christmas tree, but this is a slippery slope because we can make tat in women in Vaginas and Patsy and we can make everything now that looks ass good, if not better than the real thing. I still would say we can make food that

spatter, then the real thing with doesn't mean we should be eating at. I like the idea of the thing that you put water ran in. It smells like pine and dies it's about the women, but right now I live on the dragon by buying it at the church and throwing it on the roof of the car needles everywhere for months arrives but I said you know if everybody up in these hills who had a fake Chris restrain, there's a lotta you out there, which leave em up your ravages, he'd em up and make antennas out of them. We could get some reception of an idea and you'd get paid essentially to leave up your Christmas tree we'd have we'd, have some cellphone reception that everyone gets tumors for Christmas. Yardage is grass right, knock and stuff her yeah, let's finish as I want a tiny ones for Hanukkah eight tell you don't get AMOS, so you do

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and is seriously Malcolm X, the drink of domestic abuse. I never. I never really thought about that will get Chris Brown do the endorsement for the Velvet Series I would like to make about the press or I'll bet you think about that situation and heard just dawned on me that, yes, I was sorely disappointed after doing tonight, show for the first time that, like my phone in, ring the next day and nobody stop me on the street and it's like. I was walking down the street known, hawk the horn and gave me a thumbs operating and even when I would do Leno in prime time an ear make fun of ratings. All you want. There still had more eyeballs on it. Then he did middle than I know at eleven. Thirty still nary a word now. Maybe it's the group. I hang out with quite tale in your I've learned their said almost nothing. The ages like its it

totally different time only eat. You see, I love watching these like a true Hollywood stories or something like now, the true Hollywood story of rake comes home instead of anyway viewed in its like he's up there and its like like and then their interviewing, if brother Cosy hung himself as like, and then he had his tonight show appearance and when Janni signal for him to come back to the sofa the next day, the. World party, just like the Red Sea like ours, that ring and executors agent was cause, I've done that tonight show nine. My mental calls you over like Eddie, I'm going up in a word. The website that ninety advocate photos ring wants nothing. I've got got so much as a like: a local like love, its commercial spot, are least bar stools and dynamic. Regular, like other, like nothing. I've got nothing. Additive is a totally

totally different world and, as a matter of fact, more people have said. A lot of meetings have said to me: I've got more out of your podcast I've and from got from doing other people's national shows not not to cut you off, but you just use that a different world matches, maybe think, could even harder perfect model for milk and eggs. Yes said he and I went allies Asian Grand, I went off on attention and a man of color he's he's all the kids love I'm sure he's in our listener ship that he's right, middle hard, Tam, o, but to secure this alone is allowed to. The point is from from a little while ago. Is yes. Podcasting is great, especially your comic in your report. You can ultimately, the trick now is is connecting with your audiences and anyone. You know it in the best way that you can and, and it seems like

first of all their fun to do, and it just seemed like a great way. There was such a good money. It's like I've had more people, since we start this part gas, which is that you had to out now like more people who, like mentioned the Pike Estimate They ve ever mention than our show web soup really says. Yes, where more people more. My friends, I guess this is the circles like you said you don't really for more people over the hay. The pockets is great, and I know now what about the thing? I every every day on upset. I would do that. Just like a lot of minority and my creative energy, what the things I make my brain just rabble world they did that's intermingling. I was in a database like two in the morning. Your mass won't, let it s coming to you work on a new working to show your show. What are you talking about? It's a show you host, I don't think I do.

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It spent two dollars on a bottle of water, the movie theater three dollars on a bottle of water to sporting event, or one slash two, you I mean I'm sure some of them have been indoctrinated, but most of them in, like a a drink it out of a well my whole life rights. All exports ring for the elderly called who put this problem underwear. What he did Evidence of that So they can order a water until everyone what's going on with them at the same. At the same time, they get to complain and consumed by every kid like when my daughter once made a top offers. Sipping cop and I start heading for the six year old Man Nedda, I dont do tat. That's gotta come from a mountain sprang somewhere ass business, gotta, diviners, Abkhazia enough money come from the settings out needs come from vile, so there is no doubt that, as the next generation

one generation dies. Often the next replaces it everyone's gonna be drinking bottled water and go into the computer. Of course there are so wherever it is now it's sort of like percentage of people use the cell phone ten years ago, or percentage of people that had a dvr ten years ago or or even had, satellite or even cable like member. Here, those stats, like you guys, we'd, have cable for little while, but you you're the stance and like two thousand and one it's like thirty, seven percent of Arrogance have cable and you ve been like what what did the rest of the world where there is as votes the years I what's going on, but I'm sure. Now it's into the MID six or seventy something for and I m sure I mean you know, was specially with the conversion. Yes at hd you're right lack imposed me that I was such a big deal. They hoover these fuckin people getting disliking to cable, insistently radio. Long enough,

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drama, that's head drama and most of it is kind of like, like I remember, arching, I never saw dodgeball but like in the commercial he's like rip torrent or see just sit there he's gonna, kill you, GMO gradually throws like a plumbers ranch. Enigmas waxing, I wrote a foreign air to be fair return was he was not Iraq as he got drunk upon it with this house. Having ended up in Dodgeball Heathrow right a guy right there like rise, the commercial exist, like now: it's like it's! You see you see like chicks, getting hit in the face of big thing, like romantic comedy The women are the clumsy lead. I walk in a dance like ours. The scale of this caused a girl. I was wandering actually push this US catch to human China's running on it where they almost made it, but they can figure it out left where it's like

skies and you're, saying they're stupid there, like them. This girls, like as a normal penetralia for a romantic calming the girl, such klutz houses, guy, going to fall in love with her, but then halfway through the trailer. It turns out that she's so closely, That is because he has a brain tumor. Then it takes a total left turn. It becomes a drama about houses, gagging love! This girl, that's dying. I hope I helped down with I was I was the movie called flexible klutz. That's for the movie portable glad it's mine ties of these checks walking into the top of dutch doors, just just just how like a few sea like like as for what they did it actually most, probably yet Dane cooks, good luck, yeah. That was just nothing by head trauma and little sack trauma

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date. They ordered dinner, salad and then eat the Haug endorse that night after the guy doesn't scroll, but they don't go sick at their lectures. Literally Crunching I've tried to cut you off, but I'm in a little bit of a cliffhanger here. Does he enter putting the Patrick interpreting cars he had to fuck her to try to bring her. Finally, a word with mandatory eat allotted did not have to put up with a pussy record scrambled those the up and more for good logic. Yes, laughter tail, while your actual yell at all so was Brett Ratner, directing good luck, you get luckier. Is that I just at some point to somebody really tired and disco what the fuck are we doing. Lay off because everyone style afraid they everyone's you get fired. You don't like him to a place where I don't

by those who is a more because I like that, I can watch my job. My lab, where I just can't get a Jonesy. Yes, man that lesson carry movie. I saw a part of that. You see the sea where the fears of sea, where the fuck it this is old, lady, this apartment building that takes our teeth and gives him a blow job. You think that is going to allude to it and then they fucking Copenhagen and he is a person. Our thrown off by it, of course, as anyone would be without its way into it. I was I was watching and maybe get when you guys are seen this, and this is a guy. We don't normally throw under the the boss, but what the fuck happened, a welfare rules brain like he's going nuts two like I saw like twenty minutes a step brothers, the other night. I was like know what this is he's a forty three years old, John C Riley seems like he's fifty one sing around the house. He did. He then can we build a bunk bed? Would it because if we build a bunk bed and he's like,

Yeah well but arise arrived. This is so boss also bitching command, and then they go. They build this really crappy. Looking bunk bed, discoveries of the post offices to us. With all those who are alert and log back you're ready, then we'll get below and Johns Gonna jump up the boy. What other than we are you sitting are used. Eggs downright so emotional. I really would die if that happens described by. I won't take twenty minutes. We may not like what the fuck, is going on in this vote. We are never allowed other retarded adults like what what's going on here, Biller larded adults. I can't go to a movie retorted, actually with a policy that twice yeah, but regarding the same guy like this, he retorted the bolts again there trying to going on a job interviews dressed in tough seed, owes an in and she's going.

I'm from human resources. My name is PAM in, and wills like pan. Your name is PAN notes, PAN pad one and, unlike what did he write any? What sort of different the Navy Johnson from the jerk you no use I'm just saying ninety they said I was moment movies iser forties enjoying retarded enjoyed supper than I do What was the premise, though cuz I miss they largely before says another word. I have to tell you that man also likes today. Matthews banned a lot. So you re only over arching saw integrated, decent, you wanna, here's the land. They were just both living with their parent. You know their own Moreover, earlier the really when there is either trade round up every year around. Do you wanna hear, but aren't you

I thought, a brave man, output, Saint Matthew, Logistic him emptying the septic tanks. Seeing guy is enough, make your fan of the man forget about them, nears about just emptying the bills, pomp on aseptic tank on sight, seeing your army that alone and open, air one of the greatest thing I'd outlined with him as a guy use actually funny and that of sailor movie. I don't let citizens on actually kind of enjoy them as the redneck races guy. Then I believe it is it. He played it really. What you you didn't see it really didn't live or die. I saw the episode a house where he played the you know the right. Yes, yes, he played the musician and they had to take up arms brain compromise, a shrine more, but he could but an issue I might add that, having realised, I think, about borders re when he did or Mickey emitted in. Obviously, if everyone I watch that MR deeds realises are not attack by

Yeah they're, both in their both innocent data recorder elements still shouting with their parents, but they're not written already there not retarded with their parents get married. So then they, we ve been together, but there's no magic spell said you have to act like a nine year old retired riot, like Father Paramus. There either forties like what what point they stop running around, who says it entire movie of that we pretty much and then at the end they sort of, but like them We ve job interview? Are they trying to get the job they are sort of trying to get? The job but the forty something you're old, a go away. I don't know I don't have originating. I dont think I don't appreciate your Larry king, ask intensity dinner under item. That's not out of a K The movie is worth it, though, when wilful wax Josie Riley, I'm ahead try to bury him alive, aright wildly heads

was someone got near the head yet asked? Are you gonna do berries, but are you going to defend land of the lost? I have not seen it goes it fuck. Now it was the worst tv shout like this whole in terms of like my intelligence being insulted like or attacked you can make one of you don't look make one of bee crappy or shows. Childhood into a movie and maybe I'll watch, but don't make the worst nightmare back. It's actually. The second worst show ever created first Saturday morning. The worst show ever created is one called them sick man and the sea minds. There was also try- and I was also said, Marty. I that's in development now to turn a man. I gotta say this done this JAG on my ipod cast, but never years we were do when I feel my pilot foresee bs night.

Let's go we're walking along that lot. Over their CBS Radford and some guy were walking with our incursion bomb said whose, whose dad is Joey, yeah version bomb, not what makes us now famous like cats, gills Khamenei and out of it was eight per se, and he said I m C knows in their signals in that office. I said who said dot. Marty Croft is in there. I said he is. Is it yes? In Marty crop my prop comes to work every day. That's I'll come under that lot still has an office here still hard at work. Hey guys like an angel, is still use it. I could introduce you to him. Would you like me in Friday, Roman was: is that ok I can introduce? You chose Ike managers dollars it now as then, why not? as a legend, fuckin, legendary act and he said,

We have as it I've saw all his work. When I was a kid Sigmund seem odd. There and lay lost those are perfected, fried cat aboard Just a couple there was, unlike hides, actually stopping lids Vous far out Spain interest, all its of and by the way, was like the ebony still in the law as it. Learning over shit from the seventies, like I'd, probably made you mad that he still work. I ask somebody should taken about years ago number one number two: I guarantee rigour Here's how you know the guy's, a fuckin full blown hack and these guys are full blown hat. Why, have you done with light on excellent waste. Yes, how to decide that here's the deal, here's, what you're working on here's, what that fuckin old hacks working on he's working on the release of or the right to submit the sea monster the feature land of the lost, the feature you

have any new ideas old man, because you can compete in today's environment. You just have a your old shitty ideas that you're gonna try to re purpose. They suck Nineteen? Seventy one you're fucking, seventy one the day I don't know what the fuck welfare was doing. Thinking I'm getting the thinking is going to know what to call that wasn't. A sick com was in a cartoon shit come of Adam in a childhood. And turn it into a horrible. Ninety rename intuitive shit. By the way I am so I went I for one am glad that we are here breaking that gentleman who is sitting in debt. Waiting room right now down a peg it's no listen! Those guys are multi millionaires and they ve done nothing but crank out shit. I mean think about it, but turn them into fuckin icons, but there were there were that, were there was that period of time in the late sixties and early seventies, where a lot of art got really bad like there was a whole early like her,

Barbara is so they did a lot of valuable for a lot of crappy tomorrow, all she pair began sewage and all that of young, and they should be punished too narrow a fuckin multimillionaires. So fuck them listen. I wasn't born yet and I dont know actually, I'm in time and experts on hand a barbaric cartoons. Really I've watched hundreds of hours with my father, who I think might still be alive. My father and I use the watched grape ape Some very large aid that repeated the phrase creating a he was a close cousin to Mcgill a gorilla who, just had a name that sound. It was more about a liberation right, Mikhail, a gorilla grape to be arrogantly literal or suspenders shorts and a hat as is good stuff and then, when they couldn't come up with anything, there were just and they never could. There are just rip off stuff. Like Javert

was curly from the three, but every day day they had the shaggy character in every one of those cartoon, always the same Harrington ripped off every one of them, every one of everything, the came and authorities and Fortys embodied Bell, and then they ripped they spent there that's a their life ripping themselves on how to do, and then they made wacky rate where they put them all in raising their horror of all acts. Everybody they're fucking horrible, if had Sitter Marty Crop, sit down write. You, a speck, scrap, everyone loves Raymond today, you'd wipe your ass within, goes this guy fucking insane this summer, the horrible both small things. I would love here my challenge to those old fucking hands, sit, sit down and write me a speck scrap, now old man go ahead. Your your genius you're and I can't write me. A modern sitcom guide, Are you not penalty would have been written into the two and a half men are laws with the sea. Monsters

it might be doors. Roberts is played by talking Bush row right, that's the area which he paused. Stars in the parenthood. It's all my those like, like a writing someone. I like him, an illegal to do look around your room for the care, so they kept right. There's Mr Kerr inscribes curtains hanging over the years over there's Johnny flow early. I neither now you blow our lab with that, because we use playhouse. Do that to you know very well that I did I well I ll ever I'm just saying these guys are a rich beyond our wildest dreams. Do we have to make them icons? Can't we just make them wretch? Do we have to worship at their alter our go? You Fox came along the right time you struck. While there was hot you repeated yourself on on this high. You ripped off a whole bunch of comedians from the forties in the fifties. We were all too young or too stupid and there is no cables.

PETE with you guys you sent gotta monopoly on Saturday morning. You locked out, take your fuckin money, get the fuck out of here here, just his office I wonder how to react to this Tuesday vote. Yes, on proposition k to revoke suited mall out there, you pull me the one is Sid Marty, crop Project and, alas, many years something new something. That's not government about a moment ago, yeah two into two, oral riding around and any idea. Why are you land one new idea? Those guys have come up with in twenty years and I will gladly apologize. You don't look at all this problem. I underwear that's perfect for that. Malta is worse drink threat. I ended maritime for going completely do that they remade land, the loss tv show. For thirty morning, back when we were- and it was even worse saved by the Bell- meets land of the loss in him meets a turn me right of cyberspace

the third relaxed healthier office. Work on warming over when he returns from the Seventys and replacing it today, but don't expect me and I'll incursion bond come up and endow what you're all dirty old hack his attitude. We have my wife, why don't you just use it up space for someone who might possess some talent? Well, you know Adam where we're coming to the end of the planned gas, and I have to say We want to make myself clear. My problem is, I just wish you would get off. The phone about it. You know like if you really feel a certain way, just needed a transparent way. The winds blow my feelings about Sigmund in the sea, monster and welfare. I hope is that fuck a return of the star that piece of shit- and so I know we all respect the guy, the guys really funny the guys, really talented. Why would he do these shady movies, because one hey most open another five hours, so you are united, arrives ever going to talk about and what to talk about your Carmody background I, but I guess I don't have to because everyone knows

It's already our good you're good at what do you mean? He shows coming up: we're coming to see Wednesdays AIR disagree tomorrow. Our tomorrow mean today. It's like now, advisers, we're gonna, be the airport, how theatre with german car zero ill porthole theater, but it's a north we know how district languish in I used to go there when I was a kid we're doing that. To shows Jimmy camels gonna, be there a doctor, drew's gonna, be there a bill, some sports guy doesn't you're, going to be there work lounge act into something sickened. Some tunes deserters one of the ETA job even rose up a sleeve and under his boat. I does a Federalist Baker. Boys number that, as far as when we just pushes is succeed, a flat yeah. Well it rather hard drew's act as when the guy comes out removes escape the added, but that's what happened?

sport, and now here we are all of his rings. Is yeah Israelis tending to go on the guy who brings out the american flag through the draped in Romania? Has just a couple like karate moves in Lithuania anyway, even plays on the backs of eighty eight naked man. One for each of us is a doctor. He says I now I know these ball delicious ways and there is not a dry. I in the house, without its dark doktor to restate show is a fucking. U dont, Mitt you're an asshole! You just doctor ruin it right. I think you are right. He ll be there, I'll. We stole out the first over their tickets and second show Andromeda. Taboos and although the out of pearl adapt while Adam. Thank you so much for having us over to your house, I'm glad we state friends. All these years caused has just been fund a kind of watch like just watch where everything went. You know from from hoping it into the cabin and being show at forty five o clock in the morning.

Being exhausted and ultimately insulted by covenant being like. Maybe that was just here, but the butt. Case. I also want to say that Joan and I will be performing Wednesday through Saturday at the punchline in San Francisco here in the Bay area, mixer make get details on added, noticed dot com. I was on Twitter at John Array, Adam Corolla, at Matt Myra across our, art which we're gonna towards at nervous. It also one s announcement April fifth weakened start doing nervous live at Largo, which is basically alive version the podcast. But with performer is probably a little bit longer than an hour and our first guess so far as Mr Adam Savage up them, it must be possible. Butscha, math, he's gonna bus amiss, he's gonna come in with some broken. I wanted to say that every possible I want to have happened, puts the Matthews myth outside obscurity,

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