Alison chats about blowing up cars, her role on "The Voice", not hosting "Attack of the Show" and her New Jersian pronunciations of "BUH-ins" and "wudder".
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These are figures in a time out dealing with an insurance okay. So what happened well Jonah was, I believe, is parking or leaving a parking spot and dented a bumper, ok,
and he will fail guilty about, not leaving a note. So we left, as history has contacted from, and the woman just text at him and said that she got three estimates and from what we have just overheard genocide, the conversation
One of them is fifteen hundred dollars italian and we don't know what kind of car she had now I could
the bumper array? Could you, though, now
and it certainly you visit on, but it would certainly not have worked with Navy. We reach a meeting. I mean I can't explain, apparent, started telling
doing a podcast mayor body. We sometimes sometimes it's expensive to do the right thing land, but you
You know what free I'm telling you. I still think even those pertaining to two hours. I stop it you're doing the right thing, a hundred percent. Thank you.
Agreed good we're gonna car did she have? It was
like a blazer like a kind of just a foreigner, can ablaze your car fifteen.
Really it's like it's the corner of the bumpers, just pushed did
as a swipe? That's on this either car her car, so she's really trying to get that fixed soon. That's why I'm thinkin, but she's like two. She wants to show me the paperwork and make it all. The time would have only left and mad come on. I would have now
The car was so severely damage. Other people have done after me left and right here and awful person. Sometimes you gotta do here to talk about that Doctor Ellison hastily I that's much more amusing than than,
car I know was then, after what I've got to do is only alley. Maybe I did those adorable
My family calls me alley. Really,
We related. This is the out here, your family, would you like some more
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never ending, burrito bulls. That's a good idea to
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like oranges, to mexican people. They fuckin put him on every vote. Yes, I am aware that I knew this orange it'll. Have everything yeah Floridians
the Mandarin people entered manner and orange, and many ones that little baby oranges today flip its base that I've finally had you on the path to. Finally, after twitter accosted you for a year and a half to finally have beyond this fair enough that sometimes so
We ve you and I ve been working on attack of the show. Almost the exact same amount of time. You you have a gap a month on me as we know where they get it from us,
and a half years three and a half years it s about three and a half years, friendships that last night but you're one.
My favorite people out and it's always find a host attack of the show if he doesn't really happen anyway. Now we have to get both Covenant Kanda SEC, because the problem is that you get it
we have to do a set of new day care and bounce around in the viral soup. That is piracy
you guys for doctors we'll hosted actually it's a web soup could have called viruses.
You're, right, you're right this week on viral soup, Sars.
That's so hastily yeah. You start
we're gonna, take the show in around October of those seven seven was the first day that they hired me, but I was only freelance for a couple months, I'm right here and there and who you were stripping at a bar correct. Obviously you worked with me on the show we had the Shepherd Paul. You know I'll get. I am on it. No, I know you're good report, but that yours, bargaining, you're, just a fun cooled nerdy gaming chick who was bartender tightening up I'll acting in an stuff like that
most actors and allay acting inheriting under our bodies have your regular bus, Adulator yeah
and again the man who worked in development, energy for came in sight of my bar had a beer, and I had a nintendo, remote, controlled charm necklace on and we got to talking about,
your games, and he has like wait a minute you're, a chick who plays video games and he was like you need
on our show now, like area, Ghoul B, I want to touch your boobs see. This is why now he was in my bar because he was celebrating his wife having just got pregnant. So exactly what you want to have any time I like will this sex life is gonna, go
South. But this is why it's important to let your nerd flag. Why exactly because you're
Nintendo David Droller necklace Gabby my job yet my career, while you're
lovely personality, AIDS and dashing good. Now, you're, look
also had some play honest though you got more money working at a bar than working to give you. If you really charted out now, really you are correct. Bar you can get gives you don't have to ruin your keyboard if John, never after work Fourteenth street, but put so much fun of me. Listen, you know you and for working to a bar to fuckin go into Australia in Tokyo and Ninja Warrior the town of enjoy louder cars. I know I do have one of cars and objects and shot a lot of guns.
Drifted cars and swam with sharks and flew a helicopter if the dishes
I'm not lying. I took your short drift shark trip through they drift the shark,
side. Maybe maybe so you, but I love you, will you,
Your background is theatre, protect your theatre.
Get your things for our leader are either not ear of phutra Phutra Bitterer Riviera.
Do you? Also now, if you gotta, hang ups apartment, it looks like a ninety,
you're old college boy, except for the red piano
exactly in the living room. Everything else is just like Xbox and connected virgin. There's I've never seen
thousand hastily room and I've been announced enables room a couple times when there is not a pile of clothes on the bed and suitcases open everywhere, just shit all over the place. There is
wishes rabble as much as I do is just such a pain in the ass but close away. You try muddle you do what I do for my clothes and I would ask that you allowed you to flooding for women will know. I do.
Andrei by within the last leg year finally broke down and hired a cleaning. Lady, because I realized I literally cannot keep my apartment clean because I'm never home and and she offered I know you would think, but now she's offer
do my wandering now and she's over. So I basically just do laundry twice a month and I just
rain at my cleaning, lady. Do it and it's amazing, it's good! That's what happens when you start making big network money broken higher or cleaning lady iron or a year ago, I've only Morgan, the boys workable, and truly I can do
one week's paycheck
voting time.
You done my mom can be so sad when she listens to us. Why? Because it Bobby idling, do everything on my own. You know like she taught me how to do my laundry and how to do dishes and how to clean the bathroom, and I don't do anything whatever you know. I don't know you out there. You know you're up they're, making a career yeah exactly which is a super find me like the voice. You know
be honest when I first saw the billboards, those like who's, gonna watch that show body and it turns out every
There's one million people are. Why did I say that I know that show is you're a part of it. I now it's crazy. I never thought like when I got approached about the shell
was like this is a really cool. I honestly ones do the show just cause. I thought the concept the show was awesome. I had no idea what the show is going to do. I was like it's pretty cool.
Person daily is my coworker ends or receive regular and I'm leaving in all those guys. And then what
show procured and it was like so
Frequently massive I was like oh wholly crap, I'm like a popular show,
Mrs lulling, I lie in recent years
so they get flag a whole number radio. I don't know it's this. They tell us here that that doesn't arrive. Emperor had well, maybe maybe singled out. You know,
I was a phenomenon, but let's just say I haven't had a team
didn't quite away while the biogas is being turned into a shower. I really just over these years. There's a nurse tv show, it's probably not gonna get twelve million viewers. That's like an eight share this I see. I failed wine. I see a one point, something in your future: it's not a that could happen, but but but you know it's I mean you know you you just you see, you probably see huge difference with you. No work I mean was an g for
one of the most fun places I've area higher life, because everyone's kind of young info
in Hungary. There are here if they want to be work, yeah, exactly air and great and come robberies huge. But you know when you go to
work on a pugilists from what I've heard when you
work on a huge success for that work show it's just a different is just a little bit different of outer. While I have this great story, my first day working there, my producer, who I was
directly as names Andrew, we were shooting outside for a little while and after a couple hours he was like
need any thing. Are you ok and I was like- I want ice cream and he was like really and, as I know, I'm kidding I always one ice cream like if you asked me what I want at any time of the day, I'm gonna say ice cream and he was like ok, two minutes later Claude,
bar arrives for me. I was like: where do you guys keep us dash of Klondike bars?
How do I find out? What would you do for a climb down exactly sounds to me like a passiveaggressive diva move right now it is accepted that they cut too weak for when they actually limited. We all are. They actually bought me an entire box and my own sown buyers as well. As I said, I was like having Prodi
in Barcelona, due from Islamic or I wouldn't fuck and fire all of you, gotta Clodagh bar that season. Two for me, I'm beginning to think that this is the one you have to plan you. You have to plan your meltdowns by seizing gang international meltdowns. Next season they get hurt. Figuring
into the car. Ok will guarantee to twenty episodes in to melt down. Yes, emigrate
so. How is everyone on the show, as everyone supercool gather, awesome, Carson
and was really the one who kind of made it all come together. For me, I will cause. I saw the first day we were there and he walked up to
in the hallway and he was like ours and I love your work. Angie form really excited. Have you be a part of their show like? We think your role is really important to the success of the show. As like that's awesome, and once the coaches saw that Carson guided took me under his wing. They were like. Ok,
Six obviously call we can talk whether we can hang with urgent Johnny, Carson, PS, Johnny Carson. No, you create the Toronto programme. That was pretty girl.
But you know their cars and aliases is a sweet sweet. I mean I I think I told you what I know
our last season of singled out, he was working at a radio station may, and I remember doing interview with amused organist. I think it was live, one five and seven Cisco and they
he came back down here. They try to matters of.
J and then literally with them like a year, he was Carson daily like something ass. I did
you did. I am available
maybe it's idler, but
yeah, he's a he's a sweetheart in just such a such a great, such a great guy. He is actually when the reason that the coaches were excited to work on the show, because they all see Carson as like the guy who really got their music going like Carson Daily, was the four
person ever put maroon five on the radio, and he was the first.
You never really talk to Christine Angularity R L, so these coaches are really exe,
they have him to blame exact again my role, maybe I'd like a legitimacy to the show and ask whether excited about it. You know he's actually a music did well, and you know what does a whit tell me exactly what so you do you do do stop backstage with the can.
Since on the show- and they are also spear-
all of their social media correctly. I am. I am a social media correspondent or, as they call me on the showed, the v correspondent- and you can't see me, but I'm flashing of the sign. That's what I do
every time I like to refer to Ladys is VIII correspondence, vs equipment, wives. I've tried to trend on twitter, flash your v and get people to send me pictures of them, throwing the peace sign, which is the design
and everyone's leg whom into people, send you dirty pictures. No, and no one has sent me a dirty picture, Ohio and allow. Yet now I've skirt our police and alcinous with pictures of your version of your v. Other people like working, we flasher, peas and, unlike the show, is called the voice, there's no paean it. I think someone should photos.
Of a joiner with like the atom Levine's head and
seen Aguilar has had no. If you were coming out of it. That sounds really. By serving their doesn't a billboard foresees into
I let it. Let me in cars, not to decide is giving those guns. Awesome sealer's excrement exactly he's birthing out of the China that something something lady Gaga would do. That is how things are now is that I think she did not have the gingerbread Schubert something other yeah, so I must be because you have a future.
Followers on Twitter as well, and so they from us to confusion
when you started tweeting a lot about the chauffeur. What the fuck are you doing, yeah alot of people- I got it, I guess it some bad feedback from seven. My followers, people who were alike. Are you just a huge fan of the show why the fuck are you doing about? This shows how much you know, people and understand what I was doing and specially
the beginning of when the voice was airing. All I was doing on the show was the little promos, but when the show is why by actually have the v room and am actually part of the show and its interactive and if you're watching the show it,
you can actually tweet me while the show is live and I can respond to your question- live on air, which is,
believe the first truly interactive television show using Twitter out there, I'm not quite sure, but I think the honeymoon
They re, really pioneered alot of origin. Besides miraculous shall obviously we have our twitter wall me back. There was a fire. It was a sketch of the jacket, Gleason Sheriff
some men I carried over to the twitter, but I got a may. I make my twitter
where's word like the hard core g for fans were like stop talking about this show a lot of you were like it
the council by may look. What are you doing talking about the show it sucks? I would be like my dad. Did anyone prior seller because he had imagined psychology fork. It's gonna hold yeah, I'm a few people dead. I got a little bit of it, but I made it very clear. You know what I was announced on the show and end in my intro video that I have on the voice website that I'm doing this show because I come from a huge music background and that its music is something that's very important me just as much as all the nerd geek stuff,
and work show why it isn't. I would I wouldn't have. I wouldn't be doing the show if it was like the bachelor or something like that. You know I don't care about that kind of crap you out of here again, maybe about getting. Let us see crest money by you and you two zero money. You know what you like:
entry level on issues like that. You can make thirty grand a week hosting show like that entry level I gotta go web hosting to show you show like the bachelor. If you were, if, if you had no experience whatsoever and they just hired you, you could make twenty five thirty grand we re actually about. Brian document still makes money off that, firstly, that american idol
Maybe your story, Brian Duncombe, and actually know him he's married to a girl. I went to college with really yeah you this week. I do understand that people in this business brought about once at a show, as Brian slammed Dugald them. What I saw tat we have to brave, slow, don't go out about it. If you don't have one, I went up the other night. I went up that my result will make the other night just chestnut.
Seven the road I entered her report.
I was now. I was in Tibet, Gula Telematic MAC yeah, it's a nickname for two Michaela like alley for hours and nine oversee, make some cool. It doesn't know. I've always loaded came back. That's I'd! Like your disguising to Macular
I was at the cool, don't we have now got coolers united when I got what I would have on stage a cacophony of
I say that
why? Why do people call you big scene, because men, men,
started this bit. Where I put they were pretending like I was Ellen,
I was thinking, maybe Elvis voice. I may not be able to make our voice and matter yet would have used, and I threatened fire and for some reason I do whatever you say big see- and I was like now
means cancer. You can call me big it instantly work.
Where I go now would be one. The partners like without pixie like come on guys skates
all of you out and said that nobody who told you that oh Dear Kirsty, remember that
have you told me my last name sounded like per the female anatomy habit that that two years late
People so remind me whereby oil can peristyles. I started the vagina. Kindly hey slip sounds like like a woman's like. Oh, I tore my heaslip like that sounds like the labour rights access to
and the Lebanon like craziness, that goes on. All of that just will last too confusing pass
the Libya and the wizard, the guards, the the
and I believe that you have to answer their FBI's, despite my vagina that I'm not even sure where is it where your easy, the ledge
about half the balance right in front gun is right.
He's like the wooden mermaid on the front of an old ship variously defied back right. There was big your head, it is thinking ahead, figurehead, but they are. There is the ships,
What did you call it?
anything- and I really hope people back then called it s- a fine ship click
There's a faint mermaid. He has for a ship s who said doktor repaint the ship click
so they call the clitoris back. Then women one was the work letters, the air while sensitive to do. Do you think they have the clitoris glittering argument back then,
I don't know, I think they think they pride didn't think enough of whim
take care of her manager was women didn't have orgasm back then it's not now accidentally exile unless you're watching game of thrones. They have the time now.
I am also thrilled, because
and I went to dinner the other ninety nine and we have a. We have a fairly regular sushi ritual that we, like you, do fairly regular by like once, every four months re rewrite and we,
then we'll drive area withdrew afterwards and she was like what is
big deal that doctor who, unlike you, have Netflix, I'm gonna fuck and show you through
right back to her apartment and livestock and showed me my fuckin showed her gas. Yet I showed all the closing about the tv nodded that electromagnetic fields of boxes on the couch
and showed her. The first two episodes of the echo spin doctors and she was hooked, am and eighty watch tenant.
That's now and I feel good. I don't know if I want to God after two episodes as hooked is ever going to watch a blank for
Oh everyone's told me that link is the episode that I can't wait to get to it, but you know I'll be on the first two episodes. I was like. Ok, it's good, but not too sure that's making me go like. I can't wait to watch, but there are just two. I had faith in Christians opinion of the show. So that's why, when I have time, I now watch it and yet, when I just got to empty child last night, actually, and now, I'm like a common yeah, you know the kid is creeping, the for the first few episodes are sort of like just sort of playing around with the space a little bit right and the first for the very first one does feel like a pilot. They feel like it
the production, valuable pilot, brain and it's you know,
made Chris promise me that the production value gets better as it goes on to some of the other. Explosions are punishable living plastic. No, it feels we're feels like you're watching Zena.
Our colleagues as although what I really appreciate that pre appreciate about it is I love british humor and I love the way that they throw shows together places on earth. Yet exactly like that's the stuff, I love, then you'll love tenant, cause tenants all about tell its tone David Tenant is the term.
TAT Arthur he's the one after another episode at a pigeon tenant plays the doktor like a comics sort of
so he's, you know Connachar Tony, but but also
has the ability to like turn did serious like they really like echo, some because he he's flawed. There are things like he has anger.
Issues and and and you can find flaws in he's a marginal phenomenon. Angrier doctor, you know the echo since doctors just come off the time, oars and so he's.
Battle, scarred yarns people, you ve got some
She's got vengeance, you know tat, it has a fire,
passion, but he's not I mean like those first, we upper cells where he and rose or just going at each other yet like that's, that's pretty unique to the to the ecosystem era and then and then, when you get to it towards the end of tat
to run. You see that lower echoes the color like he searched. The crack starts to crack resource ago. Low crazy cracks has the anger again.
It s. A pretty much right off the bat laissez are humans, like he hates humans, based in a way which number doctor in my honouring I'm not
Northern Ireland night that number nine nine number nine while so there are eight doctors in the sixties. While there were a doctor's beginning and maintains
Steve three sixty one there's television back value, sixty sixty one
to do. I think, though, that the com is gonna be taken. So I declare so many assholes ya know. Is it ran around in the sixties and then again in the seventies and a little bit in the eighties and little by little?
bid in the nineties and then and then picked up again in two thousand five at it. But Tom Baker is the classic doctor that everyone remembers with the scarf
oh yeah, that's what my mom is to our? That was the one that was the one we got over here and the states on pvc abs, GOSH memo much so much PBS growing up. But when I was growing up, I mean masterpiece, theatre
Master means the assize progression
the reason that that the Mai
Python became a hidden in the states. I loved Monti by though the reason they were just their plan added. That's how IRAN gun, like flesh, wound exactly come back out by any caps
but so you have an interesting
You have a comedy background in the sense that you knew you clearly love good company if you're watching type, ANA Pbs, yes Gaddi, know any other girls. When I was growing up that watch that stuff that's cause, I'm all eyes pace up. I would have
married you. In grade school, I had known that
that's my fortunately and I've been in high school, and so that would have been
really awkward. But but what else did you like to watch when you were growing up a teenage written into turtles and x men here as an alternative? Our had major crash, Michelangelo, really like Angelo? Yes,
him the market area. But now I worked with that. That was that there was my friend rob who did the voice? He read the voice yeah. Was he anything like Michelangelo loved pizza?
That's ok with a load rumble repulsive, no representative, but also that we are, but I know a barnyard and he was he was one of the voice.
As of the ETA maniacs, which one he did. He was this one
No, no that will bring us out of the brain enemies. He was thinking he was the audio and king.
The brain yesterday, rethinking and the brain I actually own policies and one on dvd, so he was a pinky and he was also Jacko Yak, wacko Wacko Jack o right. I anecdotal they're gonna going out you fucking ion the enemy acts album and I can now saying all of the other states in their capital Amanda. You do have an so boy battle,
so easy, Anna Indianapolis, Indiana and Columbus's the capital of Ohio, there's Montgomery, Alabama, South Pellinore Montana, and this ever Colorado under Boise, Idaho Taxes is asking that we go north, no less. Our agents
entirely deplored in Washington DC said they go a natural tendency
now bear a lot. You know
Oh, my god, you, you know what, if you, if you didn't hear that sound, it was the rumbling of
hundred and fifty thousand nerd boys popping
At the same time, I love that sound
came from the future point. Your you're you're going there measuring it. Tell tat right now that spent ass egg, that's what's gonna call
cause the bigger earthquake out here: yeah for don't let em it's Sicily,
not yelling near and have nearest snow to create an avalanche. They don't let Alison thing. The capitals California tectonic plates couldn't take the simultaneous bone of having now it's kind of amazing.
How you may grotesque thing sound, really, scientific, it's a gift. I know I'm impressed
this. Why are you gotta tv show out of my big more my biggest influences? Mope is as data Gould, who is a comic who writes the most eloquent filth. It's amazing Quint eloquent fail fashion in the name of an album kind at what they'll lose your prayers
sounding eloquent feel is have you done your own work is eloquence. People like what you shut the fuck up, so I think it should have in the name of one of the items on spinal tab
may or or Nirvana song, now good filth, flash
I just got through my
They just tell my my break like the one picture disc and was the second spirals have album
that non violent. I also have the original soundtrack on violent deaths can lead is very short sandwich, simply just a
the word review. Shit sandwich
much more than I could get the other donor, none more black. So what
do now with when all of your elbow mine money is gonna, go by some who plumper yeah. That's all
She just shows up in a net brace like you or even in the dna, is just like a Fuckin corner corps.
Of the fucking Ottawa agony endurance. Give it me ass. You know
but here s the thing on my car as to dance on it from people who hid it and do not leave any information. There's an avenue has a new car yeah. I haven't done on that front. Driver note from passenger side, wheel,
I definitely have a nice big chunk that someone open their door into line. We have our call the loss of rain
how many times how many times you come back and you have the fucking screw indentations from some
licence parking, Unjust Carolina and then blank and to leave. I hate those people. I salute you that
that you are standing up like a man, because so many people are pussy,
I didn't get out, I'm at Paul Banana guns. What I said this morning: it is brand new soul care, so just a guy like scraped along the side of a negative about local occurs
men only greatly improved it.
So sleepy.
Let's talk a little bit about the silent about it,
the shells they the main lippy slip. I slept Bedewed flipping Digg is less of a year ago,
I say in my later years. Yes, as a child, no people coming slippers
of our lot for a long time. We are hosting people are saying hard slip, and then it became team age. When the team, the H team learner Learner Daily feed with us tell so, this is a lot of fun, so blur
precisely because we used to call ourselves the B team right because we work having been there are like no you're, the HTML Bledsoe Blur herders is dating Jessica, robot
who also is on on the general forget him. Savareen lever and lovely girl utterly forthcoming programme re right now, so I said to Blair I was I was with the two executive producer,
Vivian Joshua Tiger shown. We ran into Blair, and I said so you guys
Your tabloid couple name- and I want to suggest charter
I have been very one of the reasons
You does not you guys to be blow that aspect
now now we're trying to start them is we're trying to start them is blow that which
Blair says Jessica's not too keen on blow by what has just happened in time anyway. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I'm for it my way.
Easy because you can just put slip on the end of whatever
other syllable, you an add on their, but through yeah arts lip herds lip, that's all I got
when you have a language. Did it was pair slip. Au Pair slip sounds like a spice
Oh yeah, we're dead more pair slip yesterday. Now, what that's rare spice? We have two climate, not least the doesn't allow part of someone's junk. That's true part of someone's gorgeously messy vagina
gorgeously messy something my bedroom so and vagina, and even so tell me about them hasn't been, go and
I mean you, you know you haven't. You haven't been on Yemen on attack as much as that
has he been working so you're you're not going anywhere not now, I'm so doing all the like field field reports and the movie junkets, and things like that. I'm actually just doing my job that I did when I was originally on the show and then, as people left attack us
taking over other jobs, but now I'm back to my original job of just being bad ass, which I, like so Toby.
The set of you wanna talk about it. You wanna talk at all about like the chain
of the guard on the show or do not want to get in the way that mean yet under cause. I think they're there was there was there was initially there is practised by saying, can is doing a great job gas amazing. There was a huge gap in between
when Olivia was sort of still working on the show and then and then when they announced they now Candice, but I think I'll Isley. There was the expectation that you might
Ray light and air and take over host
Michel Ryan. I don't think anyone realised how much expectation there was until after the announcement was made and people were just kind of shocked that it wasn't me right now, which I actually was incredibly touched by. So many people, you know were
that so many people work just wanted me to take over the shall I do. I didn't realize that there was that kind of support out there, but obviously like I've got onto to take on the voice. So it's it's like
by had taken over the I wouldn't be able to do this other opportune road. So things have all worked out and I think you know- and they, like, I told you the time and we ve had we
so are we posted that show for a whole week? I now we're exhausted, like really that show every day. That is, your whole day is just like throwing a show together hosting it live
and then you barely have enough energy to to drag yourself home yeah I'd soldier
I mean I remember like by the time we had Thursday. It felt like at the end
the show you and I were alike. Are we still funny like? Does this even matter anymore? My leg, the prompter,
they are right. I don't have to make up for after we make everything about turn of battle. I say words wrong all the time, but I mean obviously you know, I'm sure a part of it was like a damn come on, but you know, I think you did a good job and you and I
yet you handle the really well and in the end you know you're right, you ve been very gracious to to canvass who is all she's his aunt S, ass thick ass and has brought a whole
New vibe hold different different via the show, and I think its awesome that you still get to go out and do I may. I think what you do is pro is much more fun and having to state a shorter time, like you too,
you going to Tokyo indefinitely as the place, and you have the freedom to do all that stuff and I think that's cool ray, and that's it that's what it's that's. What attracted me to this job in this network in the first place was doing all that awesome fun stuff like out of the office out of the studio,
Anne and thankfully I get to still be a part of american injure warrior witches. Probably my
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season of American into warrior, which was a much easier course, and I successfully got past the quad steps, although I think there are five of them than him so curious to try. But then I
like. Oh my god, did you hear about the woman who broke wrangle, a woman in our business Affairs department? I know I don't like to talk about those things are in the building. She tested the course the day before the competition and hit the first step,
and just fell right in the water and if you were watching, I wasn't there, but someone had a video of it. You're watching you, don't you just think she fell off the step. She apparently lifted her leg out of the water.
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like what are they gonna be like in a couple years, some really getting designed to prevent it from getting worse, but I tweeted about it and people full lipped,
out at me. They were like you, don't need to change anything about yourself. Your perfect, you have the best smiled aroun on
ruining my smile, I'm just preventing it from getting worse, humble bread.
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exactly. I, like you know what else Chris gets upset with me for, except for what
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good show he got so pissed at me. He was so upset with me, like we were in a fight for the first half of the show
on live tv, even though no one knew it personally merrily he hates people, smacking of as there is required, but he doesn't isn't he mused boundary,
see that touched
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bring it. Don't don't people if you want, but you hold up that out of the way
did you? Do you guys yeah right?
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whose pagel fuck I forgot to do that to you was amazing.
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played Pagel for, like half the plane ride out there, while buzz amazing. It's the best game is really the other five hours. What would you do for the other five hours slapped watch movies. You know
that simply do and funny stuff you do on planes verb when you're on planes for twelve that, almost as if she left poured out because was very uninterested. Exactly
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you Hiking Runnion Canyon. No, now you should be
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like our own biggest loser. It's kind of like I've lost seventy two, that's amazing, just in the inn.
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moving so our hand to walk everywhere that help, and so in addition, in addition to sticking to a healthy diet which he has done, is one where guys when you exercise
five and eat better. Why on then? So? So, that's why that's where he looks burden that that's? Why
That's why I don't mind making like mats gonna eat the food truck jokes now, because he's not that guy anymore rang irrational hurts.
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the door and all the other guy who's, this guy I've got up and the tigris parents being real, holds parents or whenever, and I went up in isolation
we're not whole whose parents at all they would not have anything organic Evan. I told the story, but how? When I was six years old, there was eating a bunch of cake at a birthday party and my aunt.
Like? Why are you eating all that cake? And I said to my aunt: if I don't I'll die,
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everything that's about it right now, because because I'm too busy
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nor I now I'd and picked up. That's a game that, like you, have to dedicate a good amount of time to, and I just don't have that
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look to find my local watering hole. Just save you live near where big I killed. You got killed your burgundy
William Museum.
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your papers and saw music hip every awards are too are if the awards for the Azores or any indication is a murder magazine, because people puppies
the vote of those one of the biggest jokes for some years, like who's gonna, get stabbed or shot at the source and birthing. So that's what happened soil and a lot of policies clash. Yes, why the role of the past? Because
I can't control my Papa guys come on you're like these
electrons, who spent around me and you're gonna selection.
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portal to, but I really have to back as your flashing uv Fatima they what's that
we're. How much longer are we working on the voice for the season,
We are living through June, twenty ninth, that's our last show Phyllis Season and then the seconds
and starts up in January. So I'm assuming I start working gun, probably like September October, us,
yeah,
you'll come back, you get the fucker energy for for a handful of gas yeah. Really nice idea.
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take your underwear often you're like. Why are you doing this like as you're a comics? No book is there's a lot of weirdly
must have enough. It doesn't make sense anyone else rational. You just go crazy.
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sland by one.
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irish songster us make our make hammer, don't touch people's hearts torch, there's a purchase, your car
hush. This I'm journal, blinded by its government, has got a soldier scottish whatever about the items family.
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this is why my friend I recently walked a red carpet for the thorough premier behind empty hammers family, his entire family walk the red Carpet and
he still brings these positive. Where we go. That's like his kids that everything family- oh your friends with Chris Mps Worth who played for gas
yeah the threat, our man. I really like my friends guy can't play thought everyone's, like who the fuck that now it was like on every billboard, in LOS Angeles yeah, you Buskirk Stead and STAR Trek
going back to my London trip when cabin, and I feel that the London together on the way back, I was in Heathrow
and I'm walking down the hallways and Chris Harmsworth is walking the
way and we looked at each other more like. Why are we running into each other at Heathrow Airport? You know, and it turns out he had been
owned London for like forty eight hours to rehearse with us, so kind of raw,
and Natalie Portman on their new script right. So he was flying
back to allay- and I was like oh where's, your seat, we're sat right next to each other, but on a plane,
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times. You see people in your like, oh my god, what are you gonna play now, he's a is easier, really sweet? Did he have to check the hammer? Argues that carry? I think they allowed, that carry really is fine and some its technically
a sharp object will waters the way was airplane. Why wouldn't disease the hammer employment and will buy back home? I now that's true. You know why? Because you wasn't that size, yet quantities.
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probably, would have to go all the way back to
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this habit of taking these events didn't actually happen. Reduce the Rainbow bridge, acknowledge. Think of the band with Jimmy Party was in when he was a middle school. Rachel,
I just thought supermarket world.
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there is a girl who had a pet magical teddy bear.
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confusing they care, whereas there cars there now
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in sport like video games and cars and sports and honestly, I just think it's you know from
from growing up. I just tended to
That was my dad alive and I just like doing stuff that my dad like to do their parents or marries gather momentum, have benefited and Hasta, although I have not yet ones.
In New York, and you invite me over for tuna Casserole and I was not able to go. That's right to over tunic. Ass are all that money laundering
really go to make up for the tuna? Could I value will be able to my parents move to South Carolina God, thereby now? I know it's very sad, a Milton neutral
these technically no longer my home base and whenever they ran at an orwellian. Whenever I now, I think that the house I grew up in the result anymore. They haven't sold a yet it's just empty. We're gonna go back there and claim it. I want to have any
wants to buy a house and Tewkesbury New Jersey, it's empty and ready for him for moving
you should buy it with some of those sweet voice dollars. Yeah right he's goes palace, o Palace,
go home to the middle of nowhere New Jersey. Whenever I, why did do delightful, sheltered invite
payment of New Jersey get away from it all. Never marry, there's another Tewkesbury grip next to Tewkesbury Massachusetts. Yet what we got Tewkesbury not attacks varies very I once I remember
so traumatize as a child. I was wearing a Tewkesbury sweatshirt in Disneyworld and some guy
got me and he would like to Massachusetts. My like,
and then I walked away, and I was like we know from New Jersey. Only the horse the day was made to my head was fucked up. I lied to some do
so it was from tv Series the Jupiter make that right right. I still remember the time I was thirteen, unwanted movie, theater and so
twelve to get in at the kids praise, and I, the person behind the glass knew I was lying, or at least I think they knew I was like. I mean
enjoy. It was cool running that was a movie. I'm going to see you couldn't into the movie, because I was I hated that I like this can pay extra die of. Why did you don't do like? This is something that still haunts me? I'm still leg. I should go back in my Paypal reads like it. I like it was a little bit o c d in you, which is, I think, it's just my leg, crazy moral sister, I've tried I've tried this summer thing. I tried to get into a movie as it advocates price and after that I want to go, see, erected armor way. So I had to say I was older arm of a good. I would you pay what scale,
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that are the donor community and then I went to the other.
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a little more like if we, if we threw Robert Kirkman at Casper like we could do, we could. We could have some fun, but you just do a casper black snake, moan trailer mashup
that now because these things over time- and I never see him because Chris S request some black snakes on a plate- mon black snake, monoplane mon, like black, think them what that's not the right. Moving ethnic moaned
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listen to this danger. They know a lot of my friends. I have a couple
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very well. I have some friends or open San Francisco. Most people went off to do like big business,
stuff. Like I'm, a friend who worked for Google, learn people work for big fancy law.
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do, but you do
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try to. I tried and fitted in at least one like good sized project a year. Some still doing, I was gonna, be this. How now I don't know yet those nice approach. We are exactly
I should have a movie, hopefully be released. This year, a movie I shot last year called division. Three
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a comedy movie, you know Annie, I do my question is: who was his wrangler her? Actually it was our aid. Is our director there,
Good friends and Andy was a delight to work.
He's a sweetheart. He was. He was married, how they yeah I mean and really commit slang that we had seen were yet like here to do all this creed
physical, stop, and he was literally like nauseous by the end of it, because you put so much into it, but also really giving actor too. But it's like tat.
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no idea has demons as much as demons have Andy Day when working here authority on his odd and he's like Lodge a gag at any other time. Net he's he's off
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I am for your career when you have this, you have this one job that you love and you have a son
thing. That's popping in relation to see like the next couple years from Europe, for you will be a lot of fun bank. So hopefully
you're person you and you enjoy the stuff. I told him I'd actually lead to put together. My own show at some point like something that I can kind of front run and have some sort of
creative input on these. Like that clearly also elzevir, haven't you ever be a you know. I love coming out in doing stuff like those like your pardon
stir just sing on chatting with people, and I think I'd like to
we spend on that at some point. Some going by ends with nothing but underwater, going well.
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were the only ones badge and maximum there. Actually, not even allow
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a lot better than sleepy. Do you have to have a concept in your mind that you're, like a small, cannot sex symbol? Or do you are you still like? You still have a young dudes brain? I totally ever young deeds brain. It honestly is more from working on attacking the shelling getting the kind of adoration that the fans have given me that have made me go. I got some kind of look it out. You look down your boots some time ago. Oh yeah and you start national die due totally
matching my boobs, I've always had my boobs Zella gauges, appeared and I'm like I'm cool
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