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seriously. We adore him. So it was really super super great for him to hop on in serious notice. Yes, episode, two hundred and fifty four with Hostful good Nis now entering Nerdist dot com. Okay, we want him three w, my god. What is that I'll? Just have to be the show that I'm on my God. I don't know why that watching their own show on the Rosie that, where you want to arrow,

you are yeah. I got I'm totally this and the kind of secret surprise character. That's coming in this screw up well to really up season this first season, one it is a. Is it secret that that shouldn't be on the podcast or can you say you can put it on the pile? Ok, good, fine, that's awesome! I'm so excited doing that you're going to be an arrow. You are, you are just a dragon con and I didn't get to hook. Are there 'cause dragon time was fucking nuts, but did you go? Did you go out? I mean, could you text me and then I text you back and then all of a sudden? I didn't hear back from you, so I thought either collapse somewhere or you been kidnapped into one of those drugs orgy things those happen about drug conscious, Comicon with yeah. Well, it's not here's a mate! Here's! Here's! It's it's, unlike any kind of ever been to most kinds, have a centralized floor where all the activity takes place. Where there is, you know, vendors and panels

and then at night. Maybe some people get together. You know like a dragon con is there are a couple of there's like three show floor is the very small exhibit halls, not corporate, just small vendors really cool stuff, but it's all about the night life like it starts like most willing to go out until and then ship goes on all night long and there is there. I chi. When was who's on tortured with me. We were doing a panel and he can't get up in the morning. Thought I'll go for a swim and he went down to the pool at seven am and the still a pool party. Okay and people still in costumes and everything it's like going on, it's like because play Armageddon were, you gets because, basically, there's not there's one hotel, there's a couple hotels where they have some of the panels, but it's like five willing to hotel yes and they're linked by sky ways, and it's just everywhere you and it's the most incredible because believe everything like people because playing his entire casts of things like I saw the entire cast of cry to God. The goal the girls would

not be out out of bounds like it's fucking incredible, I don't not next year. If we're, all there were still around. Why don't? We all go is the goal? Who is awesome and not tell anybody. Boyer Deanna's had that idea for Halloween outfit like it would be like her, and all her like guy friends, would just dress up as the golden girls. The way in all my guys got two shows got everyone involved or goes like who were dressed all night. I would get uncomfortable. Who would we be in America? You all you, you would have to be b r here had already. They are either size, you'd have to rue Mcclanahan 'cause we're super sex that Blanchland and I guess I would have to be rose and you would have to be would be a still getting would be Sofia. No problem with that grumpy I feel like we've just solve this. Pretty quickly is a little easier than it should have been totally. I think it would be fucking great to do. Do it dragon con next year. Just to just do

the so the golden girls, women like they did the real live Brady Bunch. They were like we. We knew that there was a hyphen between dragging on. I love that if you have the will have a do over yes. Well, we all my gosh, you know to the side, and all these russian or or will can play like like that, like Harold Gould was the actor that would come in and like he did, Bros on another computer episode. Where he's like a suitor for one of the golden girls, we get much higher with an just waiting to write a script 'cause. They wrote on golden rule that would be on yeah well, I'm sure, I'm sure they're, not yeah you're, not busy, just you know, will use one of their script dude. What just Sweden should totally do is make the fuckin one hundred and fifty million dollar golden girl

movie he could put out a drag places not happened. Yet I am there. So I have to say I'm some jump in here from because next year, if we were to do that, we would all get this act like Atlanta give me they made it John Barrowman Day on September, first, the city of Atlanta yeah totally I so I have to jump in with that. Sorry to cut it up at all. Wait. How do you spell Blanche? Devereaux of you? I say because you know everybody is now John Barrowman down September first in Atlanta, how Take that back in Saint Olaf. We had idea pumpkins, probably because I was a big draw- I don't know I can head that was a little ego. Talk in their ego mean Chris do no. I was I don't know why didn't takes you back? I think I just got caught up in the legal I'm gonna talk to it was a busy week. I would I when I was flying. This was so much for this so funny to me. When we we can. We got on the plane to come back in Atlanta, Joe Mangia,

hello, Canelo, the guy. The werewolf from true blood who plays Alcide, is also in a magic is also in magic, MIKE huge guy by the like six five hundred pm with a shirt on it holding huge. He was on my flight on the way out and I kept looking at him and kept looking at him and the girl next to me thought I was looking at her across the and if I know tell MIKE Honey, no, I'm looking behind. We did a bit with the most of it. Was him right next to what's the the singer, girls and even a Kylie, Minogue and she's at tiny, Lady Miniature Minister Lady, and have a so that was how we are having a hard time pulling back from the green screen enough to where they would be able to catch the sites? That was a hard thing to get me what my favorite, my favorite to two things happen at the Atlanta airport that were my fave put some of my favorite things. The trip number one.

There was a guy so we're in real time behind Lynn Line behind Joe and then the line kind of snakes around. So the next with the people facing us, because they're going to come back to our side of the you know like as the line comes around yeah, so we see the line moving to lessen he's wearing a battle star shared with them. All of the cast. The biggest face on the Battlestar sureties is Katie Sack off 'cause he's facing our way. He can't see that two people in front of us is Katie Sackhoff coming back from Dragon Con so Joe. One gianello and if I'm sure, I'm saying his name wrong, but he gets goes through, gets the security line and all the TSA ladies. They see him and I'm like, oh my god, and they start like fanning, tells me like, oh honey, you better turn into a wolf like they're like cat calling him heckling, which I thought was hilarious,

were they from Pakistan, I'm not doing it. I know this is setting. Please ignore that whatever sort of racial timber, you might hear my voice, I'm just this is just what they sounded like race, the sound you may know, Jonah Ray Ray. You gonna get tickled that from a nonexistent country. Yeah Tickle Vaniah, so he go there cat calling him all these t say, ladies and it's fucking hilarious, and I know that what's happening is the second. He walked through that scanner. They're going to take the screen cap of ' outline of his dick and they're going to go rub one out in the break room with like these Well, you know what I would be right there with the move it out. I saw him go to the bathroom on our flight and did he went in and his head was bent. I would have joined the mile high club and, if you will that maybe he would actually so again you've done before yeah. How impossible is it not impossible at all? I actually did it in the cabin what yeah not in the toilet, hi? What's I'm not

I've never told this story. We are you talking about H, J or, like I or like, or you know, or sex sex. It has a light h. J is a quarter mile high club blow job as a half mile high club. What a little boring? No, I don't think I don't have any device with my half mile high club. Okay, I get on that flight back from New York to London, and the post, nine hundred and eleven. No it was it was it was. It was before it was. It was it was it was before and when you could blow people on planes, there was a better service better time. It was a good time hi all before the engine yeah. I was just fine and it was somebody so the next to me and they I just in the middle of the night. It was on a seven hundred and forty seven on the project in the front class. I turned left right deck and I'm sitting there an. I felt this hey send underneath the blanket I'm talking years,

I'm in my twenties in this one, and so I thought what should I do and I thought just go with the flow. What's happened No, how the right conversation earlier, no they're, just the vibes no, but he did recognize me from something that I was on at the time his dick, ha ha ha, so I just went with the flow and he did the deed and then try to get me to implicate. Now. They now have a headache and I got off the plane. I'm climbing down the staircase in the flight attendant said to me: Mister Bowman hope you enjoyed your flat. I said I did. He said he looked then he might. I know we see yeah and you want to fuck am best your clan. That's not in that book. That is not in the board.

No maybe I did put in, but I can't remember yeah some stories, I'm saving for later yeah. I guess call that upper deck in the for decades. If you take a in the tank of a toilet and someone people flushes just sit water that yeah, but this is a much better story than that. I'm not saying that that was a storage, just a thing, people called jet on urban dictionary all sets alternative alternative definition. An upper decker upper decking now is when you blow John Behrman on a track was virgin Atlantic. So you just get off the plane so that that person is just not atlantic. So there you go. How did you guys ever had any? Now I wanna play I wanna bus Yes, that's so sad, like oppose. It was like it was like a like a school rented, a tour bus,

like a greyhound yeah. It was like a great hi. I I had sex in a world war, two bunker, what yeah, so why everyone to all the while you're on a hike it we go down, we kind of like a you know it's like on top of the hill looking over the Pacific Ocean and it would start making out and we just kind of kept going- and I was just like a let's. Let's just do it. Yes, let's in the place where guys were shooting down japanese airplanes, we went for. Was great I've right when we like right when we zipped up people were coming down the ladder. So you were like kamikaze yeah, exactly it's kinda do. Did you shoot a little perl into the harbor command respect always on the windward side? Chris? I was done on that side. I apologize. I take it. That was very offensive to my island, but it reminds me of that. There was that in that, there's that scene in breaking add where they fuck in the car after the PTA meeting and then uh

like like Skylar, goes like. Why was that so good he's out 'cause? It was illegal yeah, that's a big part of it. Never ten anything, that's what I think is funny, because it's like is it illegal to do it or is it illegal to do it in the place? I think it's why sex illegal, public and I think it's an indecency things in India public like if you can, if you can take your penis, your tits out, you certainly can't put stuff in other people in public. I think it. An indecency charge consensual? I think it's still in indecency charges she's wearing a skirt that what you're looking they're in Scotland and it's a lot easier than what we had to do. Yeah I never fully. I just don't have an adventurous bike. I I I think, I'm always like they're gonna know, because within plane. It's. I don't know how you sneak in a laboratory without everyone, knowing that two people have just got out and the whole point everybody does know, because I've been on other flights when other people have gone in and done it. Some people don't care and they don't care and everybody knows they're doing it and they. You know the flight attendants can

hang on the door, but you know they're not going to write and that's what just what happened. The thing is, it's like I'm. I barely can jerk off inside of a fucking airplane bathroom, I generally, but you still. I can barely make it happen, but ours is a longtime Chris. You know what I thought about that before and not listen to me like thinking that I couldn't. I don't know why I couldn't do that, but I did the uh yeah. I've got the blowjob, but then thinking if I was going in to masturbate in the bathroom, I would think what, if turbulence it and you like, you, were thrown up past your head. You were knocked out and you're sitting there with your day your hand and that's how they find you how they find it. So you know how more embarrassing than auto autoerotic asphyxiation. You know they could say he went doing the thing he loved What do you love the partner Scott was taken down into the crew quarters on a flight to Australia before we knew each other? He told me the story. You know it was up a stray a flight like twenty two hours from here. It's like thirteen to Sydney right well from London,

twenty two, whatever totally need something to do, and he chatted up one of the crew and they took him back to the flight cabins, which are up in the back end of the tail section of a seven hundred and forty seven and they're like really nice beds and stuff quite a bit bumpy, but that bumpy ride was even bumpier because apparently, not only Did he do it with someone else, but they were like Wroten people back and forth. All my crew were like. I got that one and boom up they would go. I got a boom on the flight holy yeah. Now, maybe, if that had been the plot, a pan am would still be on the air. That sounds like it's a part of soap, Oh, let me good porn movie about an airplane. I watched in the hotel the other night snakes on a plane. No that's the game version. What's your name, I don't know if Jesse something was the porn, stars name: Lane is a woman Jesse, something I can't. Anyway it was, it was. The cockpit was a cockpit.

It was awesome, that's fantastic Cox yeah like the starlight, but they still do the same scene with a blow up doll from airplane. Definitely yeah how's. The attack of the show go. The way that show it's really good. I had the first one yesterday and it went. I think it went really Should I buy be great on that show Iphone, and then today we've got another one and it's you know, and I'm I've got my little pad. You got your behavior, it will be coming here and invade everything and I click it and I'd be and I met just a Nigel with God out of the parking lot all suites yeah from so you think you can dance and everything and there isn't any other one here- is the new show now yeah opening opening acts all right in the area anyway, but I saw him so there's a lot

people cruising around in the building and that you know it's nice for me because I'm an alien in here you are yeah, but it's good as a tax going well and Candice is a lot of fun. She's I mean from a game as part of you, she's, really hot yeah, a note from a straight man's point of your very hot he's totally hot and she is you. She took her shoes off the other day. His act only three feet. Yesterday, she's only three foot tall, all right, then it did yeah. What do you think? It's good good, I'll see it today, I'm on the show I'll be there were going to review a tv. I know four out of five: I just ruined it for you, that's ok, yeah 'cause! It got rehearsal anyway, yeah anything else, but you know every time it's like speeches with John Berman. Here we don't want to talk about. No, no! No! I we have tons of I mean a house we could. We could talk for. We never run out of talk about. I just I'm trying to be respectful of your time in Georgia that you could listen. I've got five minutes when I got to go to a K.

You need to say, but I gotta go to meeting five minutes. They can't start without me. It's true! It's true! There was a that. I have that attitude right now, no hey whatever at the end the story all right and make you wait for me, it's kind it's kind of charming. Actually, I've heard that without naming names or some other hosts who actually said that for real, really yeah good. Let's, let's name and shame No! I don't want to get in until skeleton why? Why did they would let him host that he don't feel like going to compare the how long you in the states here till the end of next week in well, I'm off to New York on Friday, I go to use a tv show that I'm were white well that were waiting for the go ahead. We've already done all the deal and stuff that we're doing a tester tape for BBC America. Nice

show. You talked about correct data and I fly out there next week. Broadest needs some people to be in this on the show with me. So I've got a look at the tapes in and check everybody out. You should be all over american tell version. Well I don't know I mean I I like to I'm. You know I'm. I want to come, but let's put it this way. I'm gonna be really honest and blunt. I love working, U K and I love what I do over there, but I would like to spend more time over here and I I want it. I would love to have a six month split, but you know if people want me over here. Gypsy I'll, go where the work is out and there You know, and I'm enjoying attack of the show so also like you know, come in for just like you're you're, going to end it, but an actor for so long, but I kalecki taken like you're hosting a talk, show that other shows you hosting craving, though it's about theater you're still like yeah, I'm the host, but he's hosted a shit ton of stuff in the UK too. I do both. Do you like? Better? like better. You have never answer that. Never answer that

never answer, because once in this industry, if you say you like one thing, they'll they'll, do that one thing with you all the time the pigeonhole you and I don't want to do abs. Well that thing I could say that way. I would be alright with that one. That's a pigeon hole, that's not that walking by yeah. I know I don't know who that dude, I don't do. No. I don't know that. That's that's someone who works. Does he work guys and arrests accidents. Just so you know it's a dark haired Hadi that just walked by, but these boys alike. That's what I want to cross. That is. I want to just be able to wear shirt like that, like like Ross Beasley yeah, just the what's, the weather like there is another one there just walking past the building to you know this is also the building. I mean yeah. That's why I'm saying I was cruising the halls: that's not bad! No, listen! I don't discriminate. When I got one, you won't go for

by the way, how's your weight thing going good to great reason: yeah good. I mean the water when I return with this, I don't know because you just pointed out somebody who walked past is a friend that wants to know yeah. I'm doing alright, I'm going to love you and leave you. Ok, that's fine, but watch, arrow yeah. I will watch. I will watch green arrow 'cause. I divide very busy bye bye, but I will watch you know. I did the voice of the green arrow on the Batman cartoon. So I'm super excited to see the television version is I'm a pivotal character who comes in and fucks everything up. Sweet Batman, oh shit, oh fuck! What the fuck, I'm not saying a word! God, damn it at the moment called the well dressed man. Okay, it you're the well dressed man dressed man, all right and I don't get the engine for it got a bit of an attitude and yeah, and you guys you could totally picture

with a mask on in the cave. I have said anything you know, I'm not your. That is not even know you might be going down the wrong road. We are probably going down the wrong road. John Behrman Listen. If you were a fat man, you would definitely be a Schumacher Batman, give that blowjob. On that note, boys, I'm older, bear and go see a girl have a good time. Tell everyone exactly said. I thank you. Ok, bye, I mean I had a dick what a fucking asshole every time right, so rude so rude God. I fucking love that Guy John Behrman's great. I get the special we get to hang out with him. More yeah says those around. I think I'd better. In should be, you know there are there. Are there are not a lot of great hosts in our culture classes? Flash MRS ass through the window. There are not a lot of great hosting Arco.

And that the guy who's smart funny good, looking dude should be hosting the shit out of everything that I can't host. Love is a hell of his acting that's. The thing is, I was always wondering about like the guys that can that do both and kind of go back and forth, yeah I'm acting and hosting anyway. You guys you guys to defenders. If, if you get a chance, you should you should go to dragon con next year. We should do something there next year, because it's it's really fun and I'm saying this I go Unless again pay news, mother fucker you gonna get paid, I don't let it get paid, you get paid and I know it would left I've. No idea is that just Dragoncon? If I don't pause Aranna Pocket folder smile oil poses and I'm heading. How do you do

do, I I stepped outside my comfort zone with Dragon con? How so being a being being around drunk people all night and kind of had fun, and you don't Khloe is very cook. My I'm going are very different in the sense that she's super friendly. I can this I mean I friendly people come up to me, but to will go out of her way to make friends with people and with a conversation that I don't do like. If I'm you know, I have this weird, it's so weird as much as I'm a talker in a performer and as you know, so as seemingly kind of outgoing as I am? I have such weird social anxiety. If I'm in situations like in an elevator or tightly packed with people like I just don't want to talk, I don't want to say anything. Chloe will just start talking to people and I just kind of feel

to feel like the anxiety meter going up like please, please also talking of it. I don't know what it is. I'm just I'm just weird about it is it I mean I have some friends like that basis because they have a hard time with, like not bullshit conversation, but just small talk. There was a like it's they. They can't do the hey, how's it going good. Did it's cloudy? I side not like they can't they. They start feeling sick on the I just figured out what it is I just figured out. What it is is that I'm not in control of those conversations there. It is that's what it is and that's why it makes me feel control because I hate I hate being an arrest where the tables are like right. Next to you. I just can't. I just can't talk, because I just- and I know no one really gives a about what I'm saying for some reason, I'm just like, but they're right there yeah. No, I like a my friend Daniel who, like we'll we're like work on something right now. So when we sit down like he talks kind of loudly

will we like? What do you think about this anyway? I just think if it's the main character he's like. Why are you telling? I don't want to be the guy that talks about this always kind of the way you should be, which is like being friendly to everyone like someone to go, and it's a really cool shirt? No, I I I remember that I'm always get too much of that. You have too little of that. Together you make a person together with rather than an average person. You know it's, you know what the funny too, is that to the times where there is, there are intimate moments of foot or a breast. If you will or to that, no matter, no matter where the windows are facing, the windows could be facing a wall. I have to close the curtains, I'm weird, your your lights on or off k, I'm fine with lights on.

I just don't like the idea of people being able to peer in yeah. Okay, that I haven't I've. Not I don't anything to hide yet I really mind either. I just can't just weird. No, no, I I mean super yeah, but if you're on a high up IRA is I'm just super private high rise. It just looks over no other high rise, you're looking over the suburbs or whatever you are doing here. My recurring dream is yeah, not really. But okay, one of my recurring dreams is a part all the browsers, why don't you go out down Anna nice talk? Why are soldier? Ok, why they? Let all these minorities in here hey come on Bing? What are you doing hold on? I just want to hear the Mister Belvedere theme Leon Redbone. There are there any side on a giant balls. Let your recurring dream! It's this weird

bring dream! Where no matter what situation I'm in, I go into a big old house and I run up the stairs and I go into a bedroom and then in the bedroom. There's a closet in the closet. There's a secret passageway in the secret passageway. I can get in there somehow and go up to a like a private like up almost like a panic room, but like just like a private room where no one can see me and then I feel safe. I feel like that reflects itself allied in much of how I live my yeah, I feel really bad, for you know I don't know I'm just really. It's like I'm famous and people give a Justin, weirdly protective of my privacy. I don't know what it is. It broken yeah, that's all inside, that's a little bit Well, I'm a comedian about it. Yeah therapy. I can't remember I do yeah yeah. I think it's important, for that

I like it a little bit on a morning or some other well. If I can actually go and I'll make it all make a phone call. I you know I've. I've said this before. I think, even if you don't feel like anything, is wrong with you. I think I'm fine, I think what's great. If anybody, I think I think what's great about there be, is that it's so I I've likened it to the same kind of mental like mental exercise. The same way that you would go to the gym is that it's nice to have a person whose job it is to listen to you you're completely selfish our of the week, and you won't feel like you're being judged like just the the ability to sort of get every dumb thing out that most of the time you like, I can talk to my significant other about this because they'll think, I'm you know every kind of dumb selfish thing,

or if there are serious problems on serious problems. It's just it just kind of helps you to get that stuff out to someone who won't be like fucking, crazy, like that, will go ok, you're dealing with that. So I just think it's important to kind of like keep the not not tuck that stuff down inside Matt I mean I mean everyone. I mean everyone who is Matt. There is a good way to go. I just push it down, it'll, be fine. Put it down little clue itself, push it down, deep it actually bubble up in a volcano of guitars. There was a really there was of watching, arose and up so there's really funny conversation to Jack and rose and were a. Sounds like that's all. You do Jackie. You just run away from your feelings, so you just drink it away. So you don't have to feel. Am Jackie goes she's like yeah? Do you need another shot of pancake Roseanne?

I remember that yeah, that's a weird that is not only a fucking, great joke, but a super poignant. Like that's a real thing, yeah yeah exactly That was a good show all it. I think it's one of the best shows I think that have ever and has ever been because I remember Roseanne came out around the same time as the Cosby Show and the Cosby show was both funny and unique in its own way, but but certainly an idealized. And of you know a fan of family yeah and where but row ever Roseanne being like and that show could have gone so South could just relied on she's Sassy House wide and there you see that in the early season and then, if I really like the show review kits honest, it's just it's so good in the like that the way. They like the family uses sarcasm like I don't think that was very like a in a lot shows like just the way they interact. It's like you know like with family ties lot of sarcasm in that family yeah. I don't

like a it. I know that, but just the way the the Roseanne family, the way you know yeah the waiter there in out in like the Debbie boyfriend. Yes, I am, and- and we can only get the whole thing- I want good yeah- it's just like in the mom crazy yeah comes out as a lesbian last season for no reason, there's no like the last season. It was like it was like a. It was like a couple before I know the last in line. No, no miss no met last seen at your last season is a mess but like. If that happened before that happened, when they were still like in a working at this yeah, the never lied about a yeah the, but like what I love about. I don't, I think, with some of a four but just been way. The there is every episode is its own episode but stuff. You know my mom's coming to visit in two weeks in like to observe, after that the mom would be visiting yeah and I x what if someone's been on Netflix yeah. I know yeah, but just like it's just it's so cool man. It's just that the

they just. It feels like real life in a lot of ways where Dan stops doing that. One thing, so he can do have the bike shop takes over the bike shop and then I shopped around and the bike shop goes under the jesters freelancing as a dry wall and stuff. It's just it's a sitcom where everything didn't resolve and a half hour ahead like long arcs, yes, yeah that that they were it's is it was, it was almost. It was almost constructed, add drama in a lot of ways: yeah yeah, I mean member that like when it grows and Dan got to fight and die African punched, a hole in the wall. I do remember that is that I think the next episode he's, like you, just see him kind of finishing it off. Yeah I've been there, it was a hole in the coffee table. I've frontal walls were to right. You really shouldn't admit this on where it can be recorded. What do you mean? I don't know? I never gets questionable. What do you mean today, Matt MIRA clearly has an anger problem. If you listen here, we've been transferred, in fact 1930s? This will go. Try

component case. We're gonna get him on tax evasion. I could have a new coffee table too, but I just keep it as a there has never minded to your new girlfriend. Where this I know you know you don't want to go to the movies. You know thing to point out that people are more fragile than furniture. That's all I'm saying I'm saying I mean it's, I'm not! You know whatever it was, so you know we're on line. You would. I know he could tapping so Gordon Ramsay I had I got I got they called me to go to Hell's kitchen, like for reservations for yesterday could go man where is Hell's Kitchen Culver City? Well, that's the Culver City. Culver City's got a nice collection of go of of good gourmet food yeah, but Hell Hell's kitchen is a show. No, I know it's a show they shoot in studio. Oh, I thought there was an actual restaurant. It wouldn't be crazy if they would brandel restaurant after that, after a tv show is supposed to in the first

I never got a they never got around to it, but yeah pain in the sort of common theme, Gordon yelling, in person. What a great, how well you get to tweet back and forth with them? Then you lose them. I guess you do, but you can still win that one. I I lost like a hundred twitter followers on Monday, with my Michael Clarke Duncan, and then people started tweeting at me. Like I'm, your dad, you say like this is that we expect this from you like. I, you can fill the slot mad. Then you get a little back and on the on the roof, what I did, which was again joined, doing what but everybody that complain to me and still follow me. I blocked Jesus Christ. You guys a joke that would make in life. That is your twitter feed. You can do whatever you want to joke, I would make in life and it wasn't even I wasn't even insulting, You were, but it was busy, but I think they just all those issues. I will because he's like a super sweet guy that online I'm sure he was. What is your? It's your

twitter feed do it every want? It says it's a testament to the way people perceive mad, but you should repeat the joke soap, yeah, that's what I said was wow Michael Clarke Duncan died. My life will literally always be the same yeah. That was it which is you saying, like you, really have any kind of emotional steak and yeah yeah, but I think people just character actor. I haven't thought of into you by the way this is going to turn in this is going to turn into like a twenty comment thread on the website for people like you know, you should be more, it would just actually was literally from someone that was at Disneyland and someone said that he died them, and that was my the first words with my mouth, where that listen, if that's your honest reaction, you're entitled to have your honest reaction, is like that's pretty funny, maybe I think I think the customer was saying like it's like the way people perceive matter like watch you hear the good one, I'm such a dick. Sometimes you get it sometimes, but I think you know I think people just there's like oh, we should be respectful, but but the thing that I don't the thing that's been kind of weird for me lately is that

when famous people die, and I don't say anything about it- on twitter people get crusty at me. They like no comment on the you know. Whoever done like would I supposed to say why are you angry at me that I didn't say anything about this person? I didn't know millions of people do every day, it's weird to want to comment on that. When someone dies, it's like it's like. Do they really it's like man? I wonder what random celebrity has to say about it. Now you better go check their twitter feed. Seth Green is pretty bummed I mean I don't want to. Gender. If I don't really like it sucks. I think we all agree like yeah when people die at sucks and it's sad and it's bullshit, you know a special course people, especially yet we're all Does anyone have met? Mayer has a different take on this uh Funeral home Matt MIRA buried a lot of people in there and you know a lot of people. I didn't know man point is it's going to happen, get over it, so you're, just you're. Ok, really the flash

song we are ugly bags of mostly water are close Myers of it anyway, yeah, I'm only followers are the moments Khongor blocking people. It felt really good to block them yeah. It was a good way to spend your time. I was a Disneyland in line with us again what we, how was the anything new? No, I mean cars lands there, but still cars when have like a hundred and fifty minute wait only that will go down, but I did watch the ride, like I watched a video of the role of folks really really cool, I'm glad you're opening. I like I like the fact that they're just there with California venture they're like let's just make it just as fun. California, adventure is fucking great though, when it opened up it was pretty fucking boring. I had like two really good things. It kind of is Mulholland. Madness was awesome and I don't think it's there and was terrible. You kidding, Maine Mens was rarely got pointing at each other because we're twisting and turning.

That is something in the wrong thing. Even read momentous. You would like to take you up to the top, and then it was sort of like a corkscrew all the way down yeah, but how goofy flight school, but it made you feel like it really what it was. It seems a weenie right, but when you get up there, it makes hard left, like ninety degree, turns and made you feel like you're, gonna and topple off the end there. Is it not well again, as maybe some different randy goofy? I think it's good flight school now because they realize that most people around the world don't know what Mulholland is yeah. Well, that was that, like, if they put in little mermaid, which is a great now, it's weird, because it's it's it's most believe now, that's what it is now because they got the bonavista in there and Glendale Boulevard is now what the monorail goes over at that bridge. You know Glendale Bridge VA over every day, if that's what it is, and it's just

all time. Well, let's listen and you turn left in your hot in old Hollywood and you go right and you get to like. You know me and I'll redwood forest stuff. You know yeah. I like I like. I mean it's a it's a nice rebranding, but I do miss that by like the Golden Gate Bridge, I like the big building a bridge, but I suppose I don't know the value boardwalk area. I like the right on by the way about the about the hotel there, the grand calipers, the Grande, California, God is so great, but the the the lobby is great, but the rooms are the rooms, a real just. The point is yeah. By the way yeah we were going to it's going to, I was good clone ever going swing by there. Maybe, like I don't know a month, all right. We have an extra day or two with that. Let's just go to we'll just say the great California, and I I am not someone who I hate talking about money. I don't give a like. I just like I'm fine, like I find whatever just you know it will. I don't.

There's been a price for the room. It was like a thousand dollars for what is it a basically a thousand dollars a night for what is basically a motel the motel room. It is a motel motel room and but the lobby, Did you get that entrance like you, get your private entrance right into the calendar event back to cover, but the rooms, but it was, I was even for Disneyland. I was like come on King thousand dollars and people are paying it just the lobby, man, I know, great. The craftsman is gorgeous. Have you eaten at the Napa rose? No restaurant is inside there, oh yeah great yeah great. They have a scallop and lobster pleasure you got. You are fifty years old.

They got this galloping last. You got out of that. First, you want to get out early and just Julia Manhattan. Then these cream, cakes. Oh sorry, I don't want to use a lot, but the way it's a dumb glass, your it is, it's a terrible bless. The designs awful the plate on the stick played on this thing is with that as well. What we, what even trying to think of the New York strips really good the New York, says good to let you know all right out of the that's good to know, go back. You know we have the annual passes and I got a can renew our today. That would like that could render crypt, because, what's going to happen, is that reopen? Oh! It's closed. It's closed for nightmare before Christmas thing, oh man in the last year was the first time I saw it since that started the nightmare before Christmas thing. You like it. I like it I don't like it too much. Do you like the movie? No okay, I mean like it's all right makes sense. You would like about them

uh when it came out just like once this fucking God kid bullshit, and then I went so. I was like: what's this God kid bullshit JANET, Jenny. Jenny is to have this bit that she do. That was sort of that. The the the the wonder song of what's this and this, what that in those in these, what is that? What is that in this in those how's this? What's that once those- and these are missing- that's great uh. What is this thing in? What is it? What is this? The Mormon version mermaid runs kind of kind of cool yeah, it's cool 'cause. It looks like it's well, it's just because harkening back to the store and I'll read what does a good dark red this I you know, I thought they were called story. Progress, no okay! Well, server right is a dark red, technical okay of like the the

chelation that Ursula does and that one is all. Rights are dark rights, but not all dark, rides or storybook right in the and the way that the animatronic Ariel's hair moves as though it's under water at yeah cool. I I'm not a fan of the Nemo ride. I believe I said this before scared get it now, it's not as bad as you think it does cost. Well, it's a little claustrophobic, but you're never fully submerged, but it it really it for feels like for all the work they did on it, but for as long as it was close like really this you guys did like it's? Not that different summary not at all yeah and there's a sort of loose storyline that follows the movie where is Nemo and then do it and then hey I'm the clown, I'm male and then and then and then they're like there. Mole, and then you get out well, it's a fucking way. Them the the snow White Ride, because the snow White ride it just they feel like they missed fourteen different. Would you please explain to me why the poor

Peter PAN always has the longer it's just the same, because all of them were cool part, though, where you fly over London. No, that's like the beginning part is like the coolest part. Where you see it well, it's the only ride you can kind of see and it looking cool 'cause when the ships come in and where people get on, It's cooler looking through and were any other right. Were people far preferred what MR toads or Alice in Wonderland Ride yeah. Well, I would be Disney World is getting their new. Fantasyland is opening. In January we were just there and I didn't get to go to do we didn't go to Disney Link, is where it's celebration so already World Disney World. I'm sorry, I know- actually and I- and I know that I remember going to EPCOT Center when it opened and you are a

cares about the world of tomorrow today, tomorrow, spaceship earth, still it it's pretty decent run. I like dark boring, rides that I can just sort of sleep on like the part of the game in the Carribean or a car, the cabin I have some, I I I I one every time I go the parts the Carribean ride, and just when you start to drift in the by you and you hear the banjo so relax, we wanted to be only that. Sometimes I just like you, we just circle round to the restaurant. For a little. When I was a kid, I would look into those to those houses, like those odds and just imagine these entire lives being led. I was looking to go would be that bad to live. There I mean yeah, I know those ones I love. My whole thing was like it's like. I want to create a house to live in in the Where I could just it's like, there's a fake outside. That's what I wanted. I wanted. The fake where the restaurant is would be where my house is every my living room, and then they they deputized it by throwing Johnny Depp all over it.

Now now it's Jody I didn't get in the way and that's in and as a through line. Yeah me also easily does a and as a through line instead of the rape and pillage yeah. Well, they they got rid of all the rape and pillage it's funny. When people go, they can't believe they ruin it with Johnny Depp was like yeah. I can't believe they ruin that Jeep ride by Pudding Harrison Ford, Indiana jones- I guess that's true. Just referring to Jurassic Park, the content of the movie like doing that jeep ride by putting dinosaurs, they're just trying to drive across an island and they had to ruin it with those fucking dinosaurs, hey Spielberg, lose the dinosaurs. Keep the jeeps I like driving through a jungle you're welcome fair enough. They were electric Ford. Explorers from the jeeps were just driven by. I do like Johnny Depp a lot, but I really wish Justin down to go one normal character, one one, because it is the the the terrorist which was nominated for best comedy or musical because of the

and then and then he would say that to me and I'd be like I'm. So sorry, I didn't see that I will go back and see that and revising did you see Betty in June. I did see. Many in June also saw american gangster with me and then I know you're thinking no you're thinking of the public enemy public enemy, public enemy. Was was Denzel Washington. That was a good movie. Yes, it was a good movie. You see Russell Crowe, that rescued by the coast They should have the phone into space to call us on this web. And then set up in the face of that look like that, and then I was reading, always shooting Darren, Aronofsky's Noah. Finally, the dark knight rises. You did finally found this weekend loved it. I loved Walmart Myra, that that that there is that lot more than I was probably supposed to well, you ever spoke. I would choose, because I why would you laugh my voice, Matt MIRA? First, I'm going to

the Outback man and then I'm I'm going to tickle you annoyed when you're what you're cried out for mercy for me. I I a I us all to either a spoiler the stop reading. That's what you do. I don't think I did see that part. I record. Why would you spoil my story line I'm going to tickle you and then I should allow you to die. Yet I went up to this weekend of spoilers good for you on that. But I can what I what I like it more than the dark knight, and I will say that I like him more than our day, because the crystalline finally figured out how to cast and right for women so good on him. That's an excellent point. You know what I'm looking for to the comments into its appeal gone. You kill your honor, the Nerdist Podcast in your you guys, since the dark knight rises yet well. I didn't see until this weekend Weiss. I I thought you are owned by legendary pictures were going to the premiere. Actually I went to a private screening can make whatever can make it as a poster or something I'll take a poster one of those certain again, I don't oppose any, but

I like the movie a lot if they have proper anything leftover I'll, take it to ok, I'll, just I'll just go pillaging the legendary Warner Brothers Prop Department. I mean I can get him a lot now. So I don't know if you can get on the line yet take it easy and we found a lot of paperwork to get on that live sign it off a lot of paperwork. Literally ten minutes straight of just filling shootout. Indiase order, J, two K eleven: did you not sign the Nda for the end, yeah you're not supposed to talk about that owners? Don't know. George seems like when I am from one fritters refresh Saiful crawl out of this rock prison was very funny, but I'd really really did enjoy the structure. That movie is I've. I've gone pocket full. Of course, this is about the

who is the dark knight. The original dark knight, I think, is a better sort of crime. Film then the dark knight rises, but I think the dark knight rises a better superhero movie now, which is a better film film. I don't know probably dark knight, but I enjoyed the dark knight rises. More then, that's how I settled that that's movies, with Myra make sure check out Myra phone. Don't you just tell me the name of the movie raise about that my brother press, one to repress your age press all the buttons. At the same time, with your best, your fingers are fat to dial this. When I did a runner order, a special dialing Wally Master Palm against the fingers. You are using our two fat a couple of weeks ago at Myers. They up. I did a runner between comics of like let's check in on my family, and I would just read their last face books

really funny it's funny. How was what it? What are a couple of staff tie? They? They were just ridiculous things. I would. I could pull one up wow. You guys talk, but glad that Blair, I don't do that. Forget it just have a conversation. Maybe if I find here's, a trend that I'm not enjoying lately means no here's a trend that I gotta lately is that I I go I go out in the morning to like this happened several times recently, you walk out your door onto your malibu. Beach- I don't, I don't have a Malibu beach yeah, it's beautiful up. There I don't live in Atlanta. Now they put the fence up again. I don't live in the I live in a in your real has a solid plans up again they did that they did, but it's because they I had to put it on our side of the property line. Drive too small for your Jaguar Jaguar. We haven't

to. I bought a pet 'cause. That's how that's how goth I am Jaguar question you're gonna links, but I think the viewer a out it ate the things out, yeah they they, because the the guy in the in the next or property guide didn't want a fence there and we even call the property and so like it is a the guy's, a slum, Lord and so, and so they had to put the fence. Actually they had to cut out a piece of the drive way to put the fence and and now. This is how I could get then, but it's a real tight. Yes, we'll tight every time I and pull the just. Let it happen we just let it happen. Drive way is going to hurt at first driveway but it'll be fine, driveway, the Kevin Driveway Yep character, driveway.

That's that's a guy guy who fucks driveway and pretends he's taking a girls virginity, it's nice every time I bracken ticket family this the morning in so I go. I walk out of the hotel room and I'm gonna go down to get some tea, Earl, Grey Hopper for me and Chlo and others again hit. The up of it is like Hey Chris Hardwick and I'm like hey how's it going. Then you look haggard. What would you get two last night I was like I and I couldn't you know most the the time. You know that that stuff, availing go, that's really fun and a, and I- and I just I think I was too tired of just like that- is really not a nice thing to hear and he's like all I didn't mean, but lately and it always happens- morning if I go to like as coffee place or whatever in the morning people like hey, you look like shit. What you do last night, did you tear it up and I'm just like

and first of all, I don't tear anything up and several other used to sing with a lot of make up on. Well, not a lot is just like any. If you roll out of bed and go to cut, Your eyes are puffy, you look like you just woke up and I think people- and you know I think people just assume like I. If you know all I can say anything ed but it, but I'm not a fan of you. Look like yeah. I got recognized in the locker room, yeah, that's him yeah! You should just do you right as I was about to be make it the more the guy talks, you should sort of thumping your dog to be like yeah. I'm I'm I'm aware of it. And even the the podcast having a band. It's Myra yeah, hey Mayor Miro. I like I go into thanks. I people I don't. No, I don't mean anything, but I think it's just like, like, like body says, do you like hey? Would you you looks you what it, but I think

get like? Well, I don't really know you, and so, when you say that it just makes me feel bad like I can't help it. I'm sorry that I look tired the pains of being non. Oh I'm not saying it's. The worst thing in the world is the second it was. It is the second worst thing in the world. I don't like I mean I don't even I don't like being nude around people. I know like it like being nude around strangers. Well, I mean I like them to be strangers and stay that way, but that's how they become friends, strange bedfellows, at least Matt MIRA, Omar you see we are in the locker room at the same time, this is a weird name. Would you like to see you bye we leave large more! cream raged cock. It's weird, if you think it was just morphine in there that morph into this price, some sort of to keep his pain at bay, probably keep Marie spoiling stuff.

Sorry yeah keeps the main it hey. I new car, you see, you will grow really gotten some things over there are you shop and Willie up your ass, you welcome that duality of life time remain like he just like when he gets older than equal Joker Dish bag. Oh, oh mister, cool mister clothes adds more like Walter Brennan. Yes, it is yeah yeah, measured, Walter Brennan plays Bane Cute name bra shorts. There Batman V Superman. You will come over here and stick a fork in Mccanna beans. In my version, Beinsa Hobo, ok, fine! Then we just get over it for a second. It takes place all takes place in a train yard movie cost five million dollars campaigns Rainier,

they get a beams and your card Jody look content level, nine dollars a sorry got what you just sleep with me. Did you with me? No, I did not yes. If you're able a lot of friends were in town because of up with us, and when I was a plant food was great man. I saw your pictures on Instagram yeah yeah, I was the comedy was a lot of fun. It was just cool ST now seen all those bands, like you, know, duster Junior and refuse quicksand bands I like, and I would never thought I would be able to see yeah. It's pretty good US bells is cool purity ring, but the loudest band sleigh bells yeah, no Dieser Junior was master. Junior was allowed span that I saw yeah. It was fun. It was neat too, because you know I just saw somebody that thing about it. On your own time, I go into running into people. You haven't thought about. For years. So I ended up like Alan Thicke saw Alan Thicke tearing it up. I thought about in years, and even though we

We just had you know we just recorded a podcast with Henry Rollins. I saw him from a distance and was still too scared to walk they all your adorable his only. What is that? How you I know, I know any other comments, one of two and and we're like it's. Like I heard you just did nerd as easily yeah. I mean I really liked. It was really good, really good guys. He was great yeah, but it was. It was awesome, it was really cool is a good weekend. Did you perform just yet commented? Stand up comedies since then kind of tense situation, no even bigger tent this year with the better sound system, is actually the same content they use for the Gobi Tent at Coachella, and so just as monster sound system and even more in close ten yeah. So the the music that's happy friendlier to comedy yeah bit friendlier to comedy. I mean it was really fun last year, but it was like it was like yeah,

dusty and people were wandering in just to kind of get it's still fun show like during during give a cross. Is that, like this band ceremonies are by those pretty good, like you know, hardcore band, but they were a lot louder than the band that was before them? Yes, those Kelly could give us like second sex. Such a music fan, yeah yeah, I don't know enough with, seems daunting just being outside for the, but the thing is is: if you're you know, yeah for any festival is, but this one is just kinda small you're. So close to home, I got to tell you, though you really, and I and I hate I hate, saying this about I syndrome- that alcohol really helps numb you to all of the things that you would be annoyed by when you're, when you're sober like it's dusty and it's hot, then there's a

of people- and I can't go to the bathroom anywhere also like and not like, because I you know was- and I mean so aware of time because of the comedian there. You know I had an all access like our dispatch, so you know you're able to just kind of going to the back artist area, we're just like a lounge of people, basically kind of just eating drinking and hang it yeah. Then you can go around the back way to go up on the side of the stage to watch a band. You really like yeah and then go Lee it leave in the middle that's fun. Yeah, it makes you get the learned it yeah yeah I love it. I love doing that stuff and it's like the ninety year. We've done F S, R F, I F, as in SAM. It's great, Dane Nine start started off as scattered locations in ECHO Park where we had the comedian standing on top of counter. It it out when no one was paying attention. I mean when was real, it intense tense. Exactly all that is that governor, because there's that and because down off the countries like. I never want to do this again,

uh anything. What do you have going on this week? Myra? What is going on this week? Nothing really! No, not that I mean I'll, probably do feed. I watched I watched two days in New York. They talk about their no. Do you like it yeah. I think it's. Actually. It's Chris Rock in it good. It's all right. You know, listen to my previous conversation with John about this, I'm just not very good actor. You know, I mean literally, maybe the most Immediate, like yeah him Louis, the most brilliant community and I'd like for a bill burr into that mix too. Yes, sir, even though Bill Burr doesn't like alternative comedy or nerds, I finalize the love bill, uses these three and in a amazing comic, but yeah, it's good. I like it better than actually two days in Paris. Well, I did Willie Delpy MIKE Firman bummed a cigarette off her

LA we. It was. It was MTV video. It was MTV Movie awards like ninety five in the older days and he would have his right after she was in sunrise, yeah, yeah yeah, maybe american werewolf in London. It was more. I mean I I'm I'm a one of a bear's. Seventeen years ago was like well, uh years. I know right up so crazy. Young Matt Myra was dreaming of being an astronaut. Now is probably just really into Dave Matthews at that point Okay, that allows a new element. Wait before you tell us about the new album, nearly doubled the party and MIKE just wanted to meet her, so he just bummed a cigarette offer for like. I don't want to smoke this, but I just want to build a cigarette over Julie, Delpy, yeah, she's cool, as my MIKE Firman, my inverted alright. So New Dave, Matthews, album good. So I'm sorry, I'm sorry Dave Matthews, probably the most

brilliant comedians of our time. There's a few tracks on there that I can get behind now is kind of thing because you New Radiohead Album comes out. It always takes me like eight or ten listens figure out a way through, but it might right now it's only right now you can only stream it because it out it's not officially next week. Okay, so right now the only the only treatment I'm going to see them on the twelfth which reminds act. I can't do that. Hostal! Oh okay! I am going to the Hollywood bowl nice. A record release show between the probably a lot songs off the new record it. So maybe I can do that hopeful night, okay! Well, you can you can great yeah? No one ever will be number forty, something but missing them. Do you think? Maybe that part of it is that you've? Just you know the music so well that you kind of have this expectation that can never be

each one of these are prized by him. Can you be surprised by them? I can be surprised by them and some of the questionable choices they make it as long as their choices right. A man like you, don't want to keep up. Okay. Now tell me tell me, tell me you as a family, what is the problem that you have like? What's the main problem, I, like here's, a I like music quite a bit. I think that Dave sometimes realize little heavily on his falsetto, which is not the strongest and the songs are sometimes in weird keys. He gets the he's got he a falls in love with these weird guitars, like the these, like he plays this guitar. That is essentially tuned as though you had a cable in the seventh fret, okay right Thursday. What how hi that is, yeah and the lazy plays like two or three tracks of that

Guitar, they've, they've started. There's there's a couple instrument that I'm like what is that doing in there, but I mean whatever it's it's that I'm talking about a band that has a violin and a saxophone El Saxo Lynn, guys saxo then why are we not just a cool name for something I mean I'll report back so then sucks Olin come quick this is on fire. Oh, I will be alright on my way sexually. My actual name is bane. I'm a musical instrument, health kitchen Masterchef finals are next week pretty exciting. Why not? An alley was last Sunday midseason finale season, finale just got a mid season, even though they're not gonna do until next year yeah. But that's what the

that's, what all the shows are doing doctor doctor who doctor, who does that walking dead does that they break up their sister, who doesn't go away that long? It got there who is going to go away longer, doctor who's five episodes this year, then a Christmas special and then they come back next year next April. That's several months yeah but you're only ever like four months away from more doctor when is breaking bad comebacks summer next year, one full year, alright, not at all. I bet I bet it's the checks. What is the people? I guess I better than people write the checks, no, this fucking I'm talking about. I can't stop think about breaking bad. Oh the checks, thinking of the actual checks- I don't know if I can talk about this, yet damn it. We made a thing. Nerdist made a thing and I'm super excited about it, and it's going up September,

17th. The yeah yeah well we'll talk about it next week, but we might have to do a hopeful next week. Now will do one when you really scared him. We could not do it at six hundred pm. Ok the day before. Oh, oh, actually, six hundred pm might work. I could leave from meltdown will talk about it. What will what will get one in next week? The yeah, but that's cool, what's happening with the thing you can't talk about, I know, and then I was just give him a breaking bad forgot breaking up the season. He said something about the check. No, I figure of the I was thinking of the Youtube channels and Bill Simmons is Youtube Channel just launched. I think today, great okay yeah, looks pretty great. Does it yeah looks pretty great? Don't worry, it's sports. It's not going to compete with you, I'm not worried about that. I don't uh,

I don't, I don't have the I have. I have a healthy competition mine. I don't have like crazy competition might be built in as it does the Grant Land mission statement on you too, and it just cracked me up. We have a good one. Okay, wonder you're gonna have to you'll have to pilot that one because I don't know- and I don't necessarily have to pile of it because he's so into popular culture as well as sports. So maybe it's competition. I don't know, I don't know what will well. You know if you, the company, is welcome to come on, should Gregory we'll get him on and then and then we'll get we'll get to Gordon Ramsay on in right. Anyone you want on Benedict, no one dancing on. We just did a so you got to have that. Yeah RON's is great in because I would be amazing, sing yeah, I don't know it's weird to think I try. Think of who we could get. I mean MEL Brooks well

big one coming up that we also can't talk about yeah. It is a big dream yeah, but you know I I you know. I still I'm just gonna keep my fingers crossed that some day, because because he's so quirky I'll get this weird phone call from Bill Murray I just feel like every like to do your podcast, probably never going to happen. Is that is a system that is a system that I also was in certain city, Kermit you're in second city. I was in second city for a long time, and you know want to the guys. Are we used to do a lot of improv and I mean mean piggy, really learn how to yes and- and you know, give me an occupation fireman role. Let me get my hoes. For real feel, like you practice your permit at home,

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