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ok and now it's happening. Podcast is called Andrea, Savage, a grown up, woman, hashtag, butt holes and it will be of available. I believe October. Seventh is the launch date and I'm so happy she's doing that she has some amazing guests lined up well may like someone by the name of Greg Hardwick, who did it recently, but also Mila Kunis, Joey Joey, who was up in the as Jon Hamm and many many many many more. I think she's doing about twenty episodes so again October seventh and reassess a grown up woman, hash tag but holes, and now here's this episode of the id twenty podcast number, ten. Nineteen, with a grown up woman images, Savage ACT like butt holes.

Is this an actual? No it's! It would be a lot cooler if it waas. You know it's like they're about the size of those three and one slash: two: yes, but they're. Actually old intended. Oh they're shaped like old, Nintendo game cartridges. Your brother Chris would be over. I have never felt so upset by a sentence. You said everything it was like every nerd portion of you just bled out in one. No, these are not

matlab is actually. I know there are similar in shape, but it's actually the nintendo under your voice is really foot. Is it's almost like eating a piece of candy? You forgot you hated and then you just make a face. Like oh yeah, I don't like those, oh god, no yeah, exactly like you know, know, know, know, know not what comes out of your mouth. Just remember. Just probably remembering a lot of those types of sentence is strung together. Ready already did use to like that, all the time he you like what okay, you understand my position. So we have these coasters. The coasters are shaped like any S, game cartridges and you said or the these real floppy disks. Now I could just say no but or you could have said no don't be stupid. This doesn't look like a floppy disk.

Why would a floppy does say Super Mario to Mario madness? You could have said that. I guess I could have said that, but I felt like well. I need to. I need to say no there not a floppy disk they're, not real floppy disk and they're, not floppy disk, but I can understand, because of this shape, why you would think is the classic three one slash two floppies classic Classic Classic Classic three one slash two inch floppies think when we were together, you said as much nerdy stuff as you do now. Well, because a lot of things I was probably like can like give me that beer I mean it's probably. I was a beer nerd. I think it sounds like you were like literally like just to wrong twenty four seven. When we were, I mean I I I see that more for comic effect, but but but I but it. But at the time I think I was, I had just kind of started to go on

a bit of a game break yeah business like you, didn't really play. I had to quit for a way out. I guess I was in that little pocket. You were in their pocket. I had to quit for awhile. I had to quit games for years because I had that same kind of like I will just stay home all day and play games and literally do nothing else and I'm not like I don't even know the term is I'm such an old lady. I was about to say, like I'm, not a video game player. I've been a picture, I mean that's close enough. That's cool at least I'm not a gamer another Gabor. I've never played world of Warcraft or fortnight, I've never even seen them. I have a daughter who's, not terribly interested in it, but I have that like once. I start a game finish it and I have that with candy crush super lame nerdy game, but I had to finish it of course, like.

It has an end, don't realize happens when you're in the thousands and thousands level did the level did the end. Is it electric middle fingers come out and go thanks for all the money asshole and then and wasted time, and then it just eats itself just laughed like: it's suddenly has volume, and then it just laughs it. You got you and then asks you. What are you doing with your life York without out dressed like a deer and dances through he? Thank you. I, however many heat on it. You didn't spend, I think, energy men who played the real way. I play the real way and then eventually they do it's just you get again and then they add more levels. So now I'm not at the end anymore, because once I

got to the end, they just keep moving the goal post. They keep moving the goal post and then I was like I can't get back in that. That's why they make a lot of money. I know, but it was like people are like wait. You finish like that's, not, okay, let you crush all the candy. I crossed all you like, fresh all the candy. Well I got when the when the the living I were first dating you know I was. I play the Nintendo three. Yes, all the time when I was playing this game called animal crossing and ah for her birthday that year, I think for Christmas. I got her she's like. Why are you playing that all the time and I got her a 3ds and I got her and crossing and I think all she said was: oh what's that and then that cut like hours later her face was buried in the thing and then she started catching up to me and I've been playing for a long time and then she needs to really start to catch up to me really fast, and I did that make you feel

you know I was proud of her actually and she that's very patronizing. If I'm not, I I was I was, I was slightly. You also put in a lil extra time, maybe put a little extra time to fucking catching up to me. I gotta get over this. I gave you this. What are you talking? Horrible, but also I'm the winner in competition? We don't really win animal crossing it. What happens crossing you're, the mayor of a town full of animals and you kind of run, the eh phone and it's real? Oh that's the real you're saying it it could have also been like. I could have been doing sarcastic panels that cross the chat. Well, they are in. There is, and so you run this town and you basically build up your reserve currency, which are bell instead of money, and you

feeling worse now than when I was explaining the floppy disk thing. Or are you feeling better today, I'm not coming over? Is your jaw tightening in your mouth? Are you starting to drool prepare for vomiting or it is that sort of thing where your next start situated such a little bit yeah? They have like extra so much fun, though you catch fish and you plant flowers, and you get all these different furniture sets and you can like decorate your house and you build up your house and you put in like businesses and coffee shops and you visit other people's towns and there's a new version coming to the to the switch in I think, March of next year that we're pretty psyched about so you just build a town, yeah yeah. Well, you just crushed pieces of candy, but there's like skill runes, so like satisfaction, there's levels or something well this this this there are levels, but the

the game runs in real time. Okay, so whatever? Okay, whatever season like you, know, stressful or infant yeah, and it's what keeps you coming back to games around thanks, giving there's like a hardware festival and then around Christmas there's a you know like a like a holiday fest to buy gifts for everybody. I gifts for people, they said to you gives its responsibility in my life. Why would I want to do is second line, because if you played it once you would understand, okay and, and and and there are like cool there's like the community around again like animal crossing, is vast. So if you go to design things in the game too, so if you go on to Pinterest there's all these, like you are codes, were you can design clothing and all this and it so it is like a creative resource, barren game. My daughter does games like this. She doesn't do animal crossing, but she is like the earlier versions of this. Just a lot of games called Toca and like it is like you build an apartment, and then you could

shit if you her animal crossing. No, yes, cuz! I need to do more. Yes, you women for animals. She would by the way, God would she love that and all the animals are? Are these adorable little animals and you have this little like poodle character, who's like the mayor's assistant and she kind of guys through the town? Is this for adults? Listen! Ah, lot of people. Ask me questions like that with a lot of the games that I played and stuff it's for everyone, and I don't mean honestly, I hate people like are like good looking. I don't get it games the movie sound like whatever I get it and I I'm sure if I got into it, I would never leave my house. Well, that's it and- and I and I actually it's in real time and that's what's funny about what happens. If you don't make the harvest and every did the crops die? No!

Well! Yes! So, like I haven't been to my town in like two years and so what I feel like what really should happen in the game is like a fucking zombie apocalypse should take place and you should have to fight it off and rebuild the town, but basically happens is the town gets really overgrown things, don't progress, and then you run into the townspeople in their real surly with you like. Where have you been? You know because you're, basically, their mayor and you've just abandoned them. It like you're more than there here it sounds like you like, provide everything for these people they maintaining their own farms and such while you're not there. No, I don't think they really can, and so it makes me feel like. I should pitch a movie where one of these town just goes on unattended for like years and develops and like become self aware. Aaron develops its own and then I got black MIRA and then the user comes back for like twenty years when he finds the gate. Here she finds the game and then they basically rebel and overthrow him yeah, and they basically have to kill him. Well, that's a really good idea: yeah, oh my god! The cigarette

this down. I gotta write this down. There's no way to record. It will never have this again. Oh my god, I gotta listen back now. You know what's interesting about this conversation. Is this dovetails beautifully into the concept of your podcasts? Well? Well, it does. It does dovetail beautifully first time starting a podcast and I've. Are you to blame yeah? I remember you will. Was it the date that you came over to take our face, swapping pictures? I think it was. You came over here to take our face, swapping pictures. We could post about the last time you're on the podcast and they send Andrea. You really should do a podcast and you're like Chris. I don't have time in my life to do a podcast and I said, but you should find it because you're helaire is people love you, they love your show, not get crazy. I mean people are fine with me. I saw I'm sorry billboards all over town for months. Those are not sponsored by the people but said

I feel like. I feel like you're in this really great moment in your career, where you know where there an awareness of how funny you like it it like it's, it's spilled over. Like people see it now. Well, you were honestly 'cause. I was like it was, even though I don't have time I really was like. I don't know. If that's something I want to do and put myself out there and you were like do it and then I would be like. Maybe then I call you and be like, I really don't think start stressing about things like well what, if, like four years from now blood- and you were like four years from now, what are you talking about? I said you ten episodes and then never do it again, but you, but it was like you were looking at the podcast like you had to win candy. She it was my candy crush and I was like. But what is game no understands if I Baldwin Podcast,

let's go get the moose and squirrel, I'm not by the way that but you're perfectly right. I was like, but what, if, like you know, forty five episodes in I

find that I've. You know I'm a private person and I don't want to do this. You were like just fucking pry, it don't do it if you don't want it and I was like, but what, if I don't go with a network, you like don't go there now, just fucking quit it's been way more work than you made. It seem like it was gonna, be a well I'm not gonna lie. It has a lot of work. A little time off for the first time in three years, and it has been its various traps, you're gearing up for, because you're lining up a bunch of episodes to kind of do in a very short period of time, so I'm scattered banking, a ton of them cause. I start writing very soon and are probably you know now and um. When I start you know, writing I'm go under a rock and that kind of stuff. So it's it's! You know I do understand. I mean, like Katie, doesn't ninety ninety five,

the work on this podcast in, like the five percent that I do? I still feel like God, that's a lot o j can Katie come live with me. You'd have to ask her she's right here around Katie. Yes, she just said: yes, that's on record as contract as well, but in California will contract verbal contract. No, I am excited, though it's called injury, Savage, a grown up, woman, hash tag by holes and- and it's really but he's a good, but I start bottles in the name. I did that aspect, but the name because I feel like you know I was always afraid of what growing up me. It meant getting boring who and I always was sort of afraid of it, and now that I am technically a grown person who does like responsible things, but also is still

he and laughs. It's stupid things like butt holes, um, I'm like there's a lot of other people who are similar to me and I get a lot of people watching my show who go like. Oh you make it not look scary to be married or have children or just be a grown up. Maybe I could do you still get to retain your identity? You still get to be you and, like the same dumb things you always exactly and that's what I kind of was like. Oh, I feel like they're. Looking my sure, I'm like, I know a lot of people who do this, who are still you know, are able to like pay their bills and aren't aren't, like you know, running up the street like a diaper yeah and, like you know, name me like, I don't know like who are functioning people but also have maintained who they still are right. So that's the kind of people only bringing on people that I know who are up for a good time and we do

do a lot of. Would you rather's and games and it's been really fun and I'm excited yeah, I recording it to our own. You are recording it tomorrow at the weather that the recording of this episode I'll be recording it tomorrow and I I'm I'm super excited because well, first of all, what I think is really funny is if, if you start getting reviews on the Apple podcast app of people like you know, I was really disappointed because I mean to ask play and I really thought there was going to be more athletes as they see fit. But all of there was no. You know I would be thrilled to

if that's been my backlash. Not enough bass play your literal back when I, but I think I think what is interesting about it. Is this broader conversation of you know. I feel like our generation, the jet x'ers. I feel like we're kind of the first generation that were granted this extended adolescence. That has this very nebulous. No, I mean our parents generation. I've been with my parents are fun funny people yeah me too, but but I but I still feel like no, because they were baby boomers and their parents were the greatest generation. Yeah came out of the depression yeah and then so you know as as our lives in this case, gotten close your enclosure of the generations. We've all been allowed, yeah, I'm just I'm. You know I'm in my forties and I still play video games like animal crossing. I feel like that's, not something my parents Jenna,

I should necessarily would have considered, which is why, when we were growing up play video games, there was much more like you need to get serious and now like it on the fortnight chairmanship on three million fucking dollars. Example, how much more proof do you need that these things can be adult at the same time? If you need you want, if you want them to be, and also I feel like Now- and you know, I think our age and probably a little older and a little younger for the first I feel like people are for finally able to mix the old and the new for the first time people all are like you look at a picture of like my grandmother at fifty she looks a hundred. I don't know your name, their cuts or whatever it's it's the club rules. It's the way. You moved it's exercise, it's all of it and now you look at a fifty year old and you're, like they look, thirty five or four is that is that, because we are oldest

probably and to people who are like twenty two, we look entrance. I don't know, I think so, but not as ancient that's true. That's that it's all in red. He yeah not as ancient as like my grandmother to fit. Are you watching do? What have you been watching mind hunter now? Hi, it's a great show Netflix, but but they there's one agent on the show and wife takes place in one thousand nine hundred and eighty one. I think right now, and she just has this great, really tight, curl hair cut. That's like super 80s, but I'm sure at the time it was like this is cool. You know what I mean, look like our parents and our grandparents. So we're basically just saying the same thing would be living in a dream: world crazy, yeah, yeah yeah. But I do think, like my mom looks she's in her 70s. She looks great too much and their stylish in there in the exercising and healthier, but I also feel like back in the day. If you rebelled, you had to be that Peter and Syndrome like weirdo, that, like everyone else, grows up and they're like goof,

oh yeah, and now we all my momma culturally. We have Peter PAN Syndrome, but I feel like there is what I'm finding a lot of people. I know, and I'm hoping this is what you kind of get. We don't talk about it at length, it's more a little bit like fine and you you know a little bit should show it not not say it. This show but not grow, but it's a lot of show it not growing on this. So you know tomorrow, you take you, take your dick out, wait what yeah it's a shit, but you know you show all the hashtag butt holes yeah I was prepared to take that out. I went to this. Groom are in sort of thing, is forget what I did you take your butt hole out and we see which ones are showers and not reference. You take your Bible out, oh yeah, and then we see which these are showers and which ones are our don't wanna see a grower, but nobody tax, everyone everyone's is hoping the showers win.

Nobody wants to grow our sorry guys and will grow under with. I think I have that voice, that's the voice of, but my point is, is it used? I feel like there is the Peter PAN Syndrome. I think there's a balance and I feel like I'm finding myself feeling like. I have a decent balance where I am like a lot of my life is bills and going to the market and raising a child and whatever, but I also still love a game night. I still love laughing about stupid stuff. I still play games. I still, I don't know it's finding that it doesn't have to be one or the other. You don't have to reject responsibility completely and become like. Oh, you know like that uncle that everyone has yeah, of course, and I think that's what a lot of people put that on themselves because they think, like. Oh, I have these responsibilities now, so I have to do x, Y or Z, although it seems to me now, there is much less of that than there used to be because there's so much

port doll in the with the internet, whatever not to to be that. But I I do think it's a great and I do think there is. There will be a sizeable audience of people who will hear that and go like here. You're showing go all good, I'm not I mean like we, I'm not a little because we take it for granted because all of our friends to the the thing that we do yeah and we live in a community of of like perpetual Peter PAN General alternately. But you know two people who live in other parts of the country who maybe live in more sheltered communities like maybe they do won't, maybe they're friends they're all you know. Well, I get a lot of people contacting me going like. How do I make friends in you know at this age like? How do I make friends in my thirties and forties like other than the parents of my kids friends? You know,

that's that's the beautiful thing about when you start to get older, because when you're younger you just hang out with anyone who's in proximity, because you like hey whatever your figure out who you are yeah, that in your 30s, you kind of start to go through your first sort of friendship, calling where you're like kind of decide like who, like what types of things you like to do, and then you hang out with people people near those things and then I feel like at a certain point in your 40s. You kind of go. Oh wait a minute. I think I can just choose who I hang out with and find people who have similar? How do you let those people go? How what's your strategy, because I've had mine? But what is your strategy of those people we're not going to confront? I think we talked with this. Let's have your own, where you like. You were talking about how you know everyone's got that one friend it's just yeah. I don't have right out of my shell yeah and you it's like how do you break up with that friend, because it's like you haven't been listening to the I I've been giving you for twenty years and you're a disaster, and I don't want to get pulled in and I don't want to get pulled in.

I don't know I mean I I you know like. I. I think it's if you're free, if you've been a friend of Chris Hardwick's for a while, what sign should you be looking for that? Your end is nigh they're being friend ghosted? Yes, so I mean I I think, I'm so Z, oh, my god I would love to, but but sometimes the friend ghosting is not intentional yeah yeah, that's the problem, because the more responsibility you really much in the same way that in your immediate relationship you it doesn't just happened. You, like you, have to be cultivated and nurture it, and you have to make sure you have date nights and make out you plan ahead that yeah and it's not it's not it's not that kind of like a let's just let it be whatever's going to happen. It's like

well, because we have responsibilities, so we have to plan around or things deteriorate, yeah and it's the same thing with friendships. You have to plan times to hang out with your friends. You have to plan events, it takes. It takes a little bit of work. You know it takes a little bit of work, but how many people do you run into that? You haven't seen in a year and you're at an event or something? Oh, my god. I love this person. I never get to see them. It's been a year, let's have lunch and then your lives are just both crazy. You both have kids go through jobs, whatever you're traveling yeah, and it just, and so I think the real trick is figuring out. How to you know, make time in get schedules to a line, but I never take it personally anymore. Now, that's the other thing is taking a purse, everyone everyone so caught up in their own stuff, but I would say you are a perfect example of somebody. I mean you have so much response that you are you do so many things and all of those things take so much work behind the scenes sure that people are

right, but it is hours and hours and hours every day. You could work all day long and not be done right right right, but you also still have friends. You go do stuff, you enjoy your life and do things for you know that that fun that make you laugh and make you enjoy yourself, and I think that's what people are trying to figure out like you know, how do I still stay a little more rude, who I used to be, and still all will be married and kids and be in this world. That is my reality that I do have to do pick up and drop off, and I have to do this. I think a lot of it is having a hobby. I think we're lucky in that are high, be really relates to our careers and there's so many things that are adjacent to our generators that are hobbies. Yes, so many creative pursuits yeah. You know that it's an and again we're in a place where it is brimming with creative energy, so yeah all different type, any kind of creative thing you could really

once yeah is in proximity to us, although I will say like coming out of season two of my show, because I go under for so long. I was like three years and hadn't seen so many friends for so long hadn't even seen a lot of my elder family and I came out and was like, I have friends, do I? What do I do right, like I literally was like? I haven't even

had a day off in so long. I don't even know what I do right and I felt very disconnected from everyone and the rest of comedy and this and that- and it took me awhile and to really like push myself to like make plans and go see stuff and do stuff to feel part of it again, because suddenly I felt so isolated well and it's really important because we, you know we create this. Excuse me. We create this mythology that you know we're gonna, be so filled by work and that's gonna fill everything yeah and then the times I mean I've been making more more place to hang out with a with a friend groups, because I find that the long term effects of hanging out with a group of friends it it it lasts longer than like a job when

yeah I mean like they, they did not afraid. Edification of this the whole whole of laugh. I hung out with it. You know we just hung out with the a a you know, be a big group of friends for, but I had a host cast all alive, yeah yeah. I saw it need you to walk me through what that was what what like, what how what happened like you, we just were like. We have access to the Hearst Castle today. Well, no, it's it! You did. You know it it's! We have to plan it out like it's, because we, you know, I mean like little lady and I can just go up and swim yeah. Yes! Well, the swimming part. We have two takes a little bit of planning because I imagine the water's not kept ready for. Oh, it's fucking Arctic and you and it is such a magical experience, but your limbs do start to go numb and your ears hurt

and but you're in it you're like I'm. Just appreciating this as much as possible because to do this, and it's amazing- and this is about history- it's clear that in the thirties, humans were much hardier stock across the board. But it's you know. The castle itself is owned by the state. It was donated to the state. So it's a museum, ok, but the family still owns all the land around it. It's a working committee has an in so Lydia Hazan in, but you know we have a good relationship with the folks, the castle and they're really lovely so especially the museum director Mary left, who is just delightful and know so much about the history of the I mean we love the architecture and the arts in the main nearing feet. So we'll just go up in rockets stuff and you have to bring like a group of friends. We get to bring a group of friends, we go you can. We can actually stay in the castle itself, because it's a museum and be like sleeping in lieu of like you. You can't count and the you know the bell problem is

the sound like lady has that much of it and it just it was yeah, I mean there's a certain it. We can't sleep with any of the any of the rooms, but but you know we'll go up and take a private tour and and and then we you know when it's set up in advance. I mean there are other places around the area where we can stay where her family still has residences. I was gonna say you mean hotels, no, her great great grandfather built a residence on the there's, an even older, there's, a there's, a building. That's you know like decades, older than the castle, that her great great grandfather, because her great you're, her great great grandfather, you know, but you know whatever hundred yeah, I wasn't acres of land or something in the eighteen hundreds and he used to take her great grandfather don. You are camping up at the spot, where

yeah ultimately built the castle. So it's it's really lovely now connection to his family, so you stay in an even older, yes, cooler place! Well, it's it's a lot simpler. It's not it's! It's it's a more rustic! It's not like you know. The castle self is mean every street realize how insane all of this sounds. Yes, you do you ever take it and go like the fact that this stuff is coming out of your mouth. So casually I mean it's more rustic than the castle, but I'm not home bragging about. How did you know I'm not saying that your husband, like there is a moment where, like you just threw castle well, like that's part of your day today for WR, never called the castle? They dubbed it, I'm not interested in being fair, I'm not interested in fairness. That's not my goal here. I'm talking about my friend Chris, just casually in a sentence was like it's more rustic than the castle. Obviously

you you, you know how this is SAM with architect, I know, are perfect and so and I don't think you take it lightly. I think you are legitimate. I am so humbled by the average and which is why you know, even as much as you feel like you can't swim, move your arms anymore to swim. I don't want to get out of that pool because, because it's like a stunning it's like swimming- and I ask about the guest list, what about who made the list for this and the process behind it? Well, it's so you know I have it and we we, you know, just like me, a faux folks that you know, like you, know well and Wheaton service. Folks that you know it said Seth Green Arrow, when you come to my show, I'm going to walk me through the process. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, who didn't make it you know. Well, we can only take so much. We can only take a small code only so there's gotta be there had to be some conversations

you and Lydia Sim. We got you guys had to get Riel about who's, still top of the list who makes the cut whose top roster you know I mean, and then also this person comes there out of this person comes, I can't have them there without having the buffer of these people. Well, you know I I will say this. We seem to not- maybe not even purposely yeah, but our group of friends are so. You have a nice mellow and like no one drinks, not that there's anything wrong with drinking again but like no one gets crazy because sometimes sometimes what can happen? Is you know if people go up to a non opulent place that you're very privileged to go to sometimes like a cast a person? Could a person could take it for granted, get drunk? Think old?

You know like these people, whatever they don't. You know the rules, and so we don't have any friends like that. Yeah yeah, everyone is very sweet and we literally like most of the activity, was us like there was horseback riding we do. You know what look no, but Lydia loves. Okay, that we we went and looked at elephant seals. We roasted smaller, is like it yeah and like grown up, camping yeah, because you know the most of the property as a cat like cattle ranch yeah, so it it really will be with this one night tune.

We were there five nights, she's thought this is a whole yeah, okay, but but but again the castle. It's like it's so insane, because every square inch of it is some masterpiece. Yeah again it's not just the engineering feat of Wet it was built, and it's not it's not just the Julia Morgan was one of the most visionary architects. I mean they would disassemble castles in Europe and ship it right up to San Simeon. They drive it up the hill. Then Julia Morgan would integrated into the Ark it sure and make it look in. It would make it look like it was a rich like it was meant for that. Who is the person's name that your time actually Morgan to detect that it had to be? Are you worked with, and can I ask back then a female architects?

Yeah, that's pretty asian area, that's visionary for everybody and she was the you know. I believe the first you know like celebrated in noted female or not, so I would imagine at the time and and yeah yeah. Do you think when she had her period she had to stop like Edward Jones again in the in the twenties and thirties. It was a hard, your stock, a person, but also they didn't have the same things that women have now for when they have their period. So it was probably yet to take an e. You know I mean she was an architect. Maybe she constructed something. She probably did. It probably made the most beautiful in ornate period, girdle, ah you're right. She probably did it ever existed, but so beyond the architecture er. He also you have to understand that, like right after world war, ah lot of

countries started selling a lot of art to make funds back from the war and W R was an art collector, and so he saw this opportunity to preserve and yeah and keep all this art in one place. So like everything, there is some price minute: yeah, fucking, crazy, and it's so it's this beautiful symphony of art, architecture and engineering and well I mean I could spend every they might life just looking at every corner of it and soaking up and appreciate, I mean like I'm so the right person. As I say you are, you- are the absolute right person to go there like it's not wasted on. I don't mean to go on and on about it, but I am very passionate about it and I love it because, as opposed to a museum which houses art, the building itself is a living museum that houses art and beyond that you look at the landscape and you look at how much thought and detail went into

every click ever read the door hinge when you're up where their faces. Do you walk through just going all my god? Yes does it bother the people you're with like five back? Who would have thought of that where they're just like alright take it down in Chris, because I was just in park city this weekend. For a couple days with my family and my daughter, we run like a little hike and she said mom you're not allowed to say how pretty this, what happened. She's got you clock. She was just like no ones interested and I was like. First of all, I didn't say this was like fuck you and I was over two. I own you, I'm your boss. Exactly and now everything is pretty. My shoe is pretty this asphalt. Pretty good. Did you torture that, worse just to learn yeah yeah, but it was funny- and I was like God do I. I think I am the person that's like in nature. Just like God, this is beautiful. You know, then I look around and I'm like look at those trees. You know

yeah, it's beautiful and you realize that's great for one lady and I have kids, but a kid is basically your own personal internet troll, it's out every little thing and yeah. I was in everything yeah and find ways to make. You feel bad about. Just being you totally and well say my daughter is so sweet in love and she really most of the time she makes me feel like I am the most important person in the world like she's like mommy, but once in a while it chilled do stuff like that. I'm, like you know, when you're, not so hot either you got it. Oh you want to talk about stuff. I don't want to hear you talking about really all right, I'm not interested in hearing about Allie and how she spoke in a weird tone of voice, um yeah

about that yeah about a moratorium. On that note, we'll talk about the appreciating nature. So what me thinking that the beauty in the world is, you know yeah, so it just may not because I was like imagine, you are there's Gasol, just freaking out about everything and then what we mean like no, because because someone like will is freaking out about it too many had to not be freaking out about it who whispers to their wife as we get it, we get to go in the pool, so I can just get an instagram. No, I we really. We don't have any friends like that, but I, like everyone, everyone, like the level of appreciation there was no one taking it for granted there yeah, no one who act privilege like yeah. We try to move as quietly as we came through and and and try to be the example of like this is how yeah should revere this and treated and not.

You know like it's your lucky that you get to be here now. I have a question: yeah was there ever a moment where my name was brought up for the list, or I know we do. Don't hang out socially generate like very often really at all an Lydia doesn't know me. I think we've met very briefly, but again I just wondering ' 'cause. I assume the conversations were lengthy about who's going and there's not going, and you probably went through quite of white. You can see why he has a long conversation which x is. Should we invite you know, I forget I'm an ex im, so not an extra well that I know that it's it's like you're, not though like yeah and by the way, Lidia loves you and thinks you're hilarious. How can she tell you? We know how urgent it to like it. I love it yeah and you know it's like yeah. It's it's. You know all he was saying she loves JANET. I was like I'll

like I was like yeah. No, I'm going and it's not what we're talking about yeah I mean it's like you know in Lydia Data Jeff Goldblum before me. Should we invite Jeff? You know, like I don't know, I'd love to I'd love to go to the refund. I yeah I mean this guys is in in in in nature, found a way to make. I think he'd appreciate it. The other reason the I castle, when in the thirty in the twenties they you know this was before we understood more things about. You know animals and their habitats. There were a bunch of animals brought for like a private, zoo and and division was just to kinda, have animals sort of roaming, free roaming, the property, and so there were they had a handful zebras and the zebras basically got away and proliferated, and so now in Central California, there's just like a hundred.

Does that help you so you're driving up the one it's like, and none of that win can never be developed by the way out of the land can ever be developed. The family still owns almost all of it, but they donated some to this sort of like reservation yeah, so that they can't so that you know it's just it will be on touched, so you'll see cow cow, cow, fucking, zebras and then cow cow, cow, cow, cow and the zebra. The cows hang out as much as say how are the zebras in the cows relationship we went and we went to kind of look at you know we went to. We went on a zebra. Trek was one of the activities that we did and we kind of just got to the top of this hill and all the sudden we were face to face with all of these bulls and zebras, and the bulls were like guarding the zebras

and they squared off with us, and so Lydia was like. Ok, no one, just everyone walk away, slowly, don't run or they will chase you, and she knows about these types of things and we. But there was a moment where I thought like: are we going to get murdered by bulls, who are protecting zebras? What is happening in the world right now? I'm going to preface this with. I don't want you to die, so I appreciate that. Thank you. I enjoy you being in this world with my feel like there's a, however, but if you were to have to go, that is a headline for the ages. What a way to go, what a way to go talking dead host gets trampled the death bibles protecting zebras in Central California Castle environment. I feel like you if you wrote your dream headline of what would be of her the way you die. I feel like it's not far off of that with you.

I mean yeah right every part of that. I feel like he's like right when you're able to death, but he was but zebras you can't get near. They do not there. No, you cannot domesticate them. They do not want a piece of anything good, but there was just so strange how the bulls, the zebras yeah, I'm the bulls- and maybe I was reading more into the relationship then was there, but it didn't seem like they've formed kind of like we're the symbiotic relationship and then the and that the zebras were somehow a part of this book heard of of bulls or the bull fighting's. If, if I wasn't as inviting them, but like sort of some sort of cult situation, where or like Scientology or something like this zebras aren't allowed out and the bulls are keeping the zebras from outer information and it's

wow- I like this negative, a lot, I'm just saying it goes. It could be interpreted in different way that they weren't protecting them, but more keeping them. As you know, slaves to keeping them at the one goal is like a Charles Moose and if you will uh huh okay, I mean me that I need a break. Do we took what do we take breaks? I do- and I did see this on your instagram- that cat the cat to shoot the but tissue yeah we're. Where did you get that just thought? It was a really yeah. I saw some article in my

apple news feed that was like it was some Buzzfeed article about here's, ten, weird things you can buy on Amazon right now, and that was at the top of the list, and I was like yep you're right, you're buying it right now you can get Abby version too. Well, my cat isn't tuxedo cat perfect and it also we pull tissue. That is so I can. This is difficult because you have to put them all in their first to get their cat to eat them yeah. Well, we and sobs it's hard to find, but worth it yeah. I like the idea that the cows have this weird zebra calls that they are that they are protecting zebras rats. Information. They've they've conditioned the zebras to fear to fear the outside world world. To not ask questions the narrative that the bull is telling the zebra is. You are the devil. You don't want man's world, no yeah it basically and meanwhile the poor zebras. All you know they have a little bit of an inkling that they want to get out, but there, like, I can't be the only one. That's basically your

about the jungle book. That was almost the story of the jungle book about how you know like man's world should be separate and you you know man can't you know I can't really be trusted because they have fire, but that sort of is I'm seeing this a little bit darker. The much dark, much darker version of what the zebras are being told right and what the zebras are being made to yeah when you're not watching. So this is like a Heaven's gate, type yeah more, like a Jonestown type of. I think it's it's a mix right, it's the best of both worlds, so they're going to they're going to make him drink. Omw aid I feel like. I should have learned a lesson and and

noble, we'll be right back being a. But since you older, impress your friends, it is cute, it's cute the person I like it yeah I I might. I might have to get one of these for you for do you know in celebration of your podcast, I mean it does go with the theme. It does go with the theme, yeah yeah, it does yeah. Well, I am very excited to have you on um you'll have to cut everything we just said in this podcast and then will reenact it on mine, yeah, we'll just get entrance by the way just get it. You just send it over and we'll just put it into art. The cows are protecting the zebras Chris from from them the outside. There's that I can't really read what this says here: line yeah, but I'm also I'm nervous

coming on on no now now, please classic Savage got no. What are you talking about pudding? The volume in the world weird is weird to have such a big cable celebrity. It is weird, I think, you're, my only ex that I'm having on so no Jamie Kaler. No, you don't need to start listing people, that's the only one you know. No, I don't think so. No, not first go round so but you're right, I don't think of like yeah the whole idea of yeah. I don't give it that way. I know anyway, and so it it was also so long. I got a long time ago, yeah yeah, really long

God Andrea, that the fast march of time there's just no way to stop it. Well, there's one way to stop: it jump into a cow cults, get trampled by a bunch of cows protecting their zebra friend. I defy you to fight find a more appropriate headline for your death. I really do. I feel like if you read that a deceased you read that you'd be like you know what that delighted me done. I mean there's no question that that was the time to go. There's no question that was the time to go.

Then you get castle mentioned in it, probably yeah exact, which is big, yeah yeah yeah, that I get tide to it forever and then people start doing ghost hunting tours up there 'cause. I think I'm haunting the paper even ghosts. No, but Lydia does and do you no, I don't, but I'm still open to it. I have one weird experience once that I'm like that was weird and I don't really have an expo you for it, but I don't because I'm way too, like logic all- and this has to be explained to an annoying amount- yeah goes- would be totally irritated by the tone of voice never and never come. All. My Jones of ways is my voice, is not a soothing sounds to the alive nor the dead.

So tonight we're gonna meditate, I'm going to guide you through for some relaxation are out there say Hawaii have now. Ninety eight, just let it all fall away, some nothing like. No. I know I'm done characterizing. It had material much like the drawings you might get like a Disneyland or, like you know what they do. The caricature you mean a caricature, yes, exactly yeah yeah, you mean sometimes laugh, I like to say words and then define them, even though it's clear that big prison already understands what that that is term, that you're using is a term that is exclusively used. Sir thing, there's no good area, there's no great great, great, great, great, great, there's, no, no gray area, yes, making sure we're on the same page. We are all on the same page when you going to start putting these out October. Seventh

premier right around the corn, you just joked about. There was no reason to shorten that word. I know I don't have a reason syllable I just like to make right around the corner. You guys around, like corn corn. No! No! I just I know Carter Se Corner it's! It's just. I think it's fine! It's fine! Yeah yeah, I'm not to sure yeah right around the corner. Yeah um z, bizarre. Why don't you just say: zebra? Well, I just again Z, bs! I like to shorten words, just think it's cooler that way it is so much cooler, so your pod's dropping upped, yeah, Pa Dropbox, Seb's Seb's ACE have grown woman, mash, but Perfect October, seventh, on all the usual places and also season.

Two of I'm sorry is finally coming on Netflix good September. Third, so probably you'll already be able to two there. So that's exciting, exciting yeah, especially, I know a lot of people watched it before, but that sort of that that Netflix longevity. It is specially because, like like a company like that, companies do so well on Netflix yeah, because people can just relive them over and over again. It's like you know we're watching mind hundred now, which is a great show, but you can't watch me. You can't watch a whole season more than once right because it's Eminem it's an emotional journey yeah, but these but comedies, like your show, love to say my shows an emotional journey, but I cannot you can't. I cannot say that

and good in good faith. Yet no, it's excited it's cool to get. You know it's on TRU Tv and then we get everyone watching it originally and then Netflix and there's a lot of people. I will be honest who believe it is the Netflix show which, whatever whatever they're, going to watch it as long as I'm watching it, but the true tv doesn't want to hear that, but what it does help, but it does help and yeah, and it really so I'm excited, because a lot of people have been waiting. So that's that's very good and then um and then I going back under to do season. Three. That's exciting, so glad you're doing that thanks yeah! I do. I think it I'm glad you're doing it, because I think I feel like it would have been premature if you're like. I just don't want to do this anymore, like I think it's good, because the audience is built up for it and I think it season three is gonna, be even bigger. I like it just it seems so clear. It seems so clear to me where you're going. You know it's and again, like I love

the show and any hesitation I had was truly, I think exhaustion I mean you so much on that show to produce and right I mean I know there. You have have a snap people, people and I got Joey in and you know, but it is I'm in every fiber of that show. I put like every molecule of me into the show and it's you know it takes over a year to do ten episodes. So it's a long time, but I love it and it's great. I just want to make sure the quality stays up and that's my fear. But again when I was like I don't know Chris, you were like you're doing it, so I feel like you're the person which you need to have in your life, where I call with all my like anxieties about well, I don't know, but what? If the third one? Isn't it good? And what? If I used everything that I want you like? No, you haven't just fucking. Do it yeah, because you because you you know, you have faith that you are essentially the you. Have a way of taking any

in in re expressing it in a really funny funny ways, and so, when you feel like you're out, you might be out temporarily because but the more you experience new things like hear your comedy machine in your brain is so just beautifully formed well, you're, always going to you're always going to find ways to it's almost like a hay baler in away or it's like all the hay goes in and it comes out in these perfect cubes

and and that's kind of I to me, that's where you're at as a as a comedy entity where you can just express things in these perfectly formed comedy keep that I know it doesn't feel that way. But I just I I I I have all the faith in the world in you is you know, and so I just think I'm so glad you're doing it, because I think it would have been a shame to not would have been ridiculous, yeah but again but particulars decision. But you know the, but you know you look at how many it's like you know. I know from what I heard you know find a concord's if you really wanted to do a season. Three of the Concord, yellow and understanding the situation was that they were like it's a lot. You know like to write, although saw yeah to be in every episode to shoot every episode to do to edit every it like it's just a length of time, it

late time and also the amount of energy and because you really, when you're doing that, you can only do that, but I also do hope that you get to tour. I hope you get to take your podcast on the road helps out, because I think you, I think, giving your audience a chance to see you in person and hang out with them and see who they are and mingle with them. That's what I really hope going to be amazing. That's like one of my reasons for doing it. I miss performing live, I love performing live, I mean you and I met when and I was still performing live and I was still doing growling building ground links and then did stand up and I just I love performing live, but the reality of my life is, I can't go, become a stand up. I can

an hour together and go out every night and how, when and do a podcast I can go, do a podcast and then I can go on tour and I'm very excited eventually to be able to do that. You know when season three is coming out and you know be able to go into that yeah I mean I just. I really think I think you have such a a great voice in you know, like your comment. Voice, I think, is one that needs to be in the world more because I do think there are so many. You know particularly adults, who need to feel like they're, okay and need to feel like. Oh, I can make you know like you were saying I can make butthole jokes that I can think you know I can. I can have really high end conversations. I can have a lot of my responsibilities and I can still laugh hysterically when a dog farts and not have to feel like you know, my god. Is there something wrong with you? Why have I not grown Pat, you know, and so I just I I am excited to see you just seem so poised, for you know everything that's coming next and I mix so excited to see it happen.

Basically, you're in charge wait what so year or a year if you did decide to go into any more responsive. No, no! No! No well, you've got this. You got animal crossing harsh, yet you've got the whole world you're in charge of the I'm. Like your taking series regressing, you have to build my career, you have to start my podcast, you have to do season three and if you don't log in I, you know I hate to tell you this, but you're far more capable than I am like you. It is really like the idea of being so entrenched in

the show. Is I think it's why I like to do so. Many different things because it you know what stresses me out about what you do is I just imagine sitting in an edit and you've probably got a handful of takes as written takes, imprint improvise takes yeah and your staring at footage where you can't, possibly even fathom what words mean anymore. How do you know like this is the take? This is the angle. This is the timing. Let's cut out here. This is the perfect one. I will say that edit is, you have to say so incredibly focused, and you have to trust your gut constantly. You cannot second guess really anything. You really have to be like. Let's go with that one all right, I need to see all these in a row. I have like weird ways that I, like might scribblings look like a mad. Man like it looks like an insane person when you see my nose

just written in poop on the walls. Well, that doesn't cut it out at two thousand three hundred and twelve, but there's like literally I mean weird numbers and let here's in all this crazy stuff, because there are so many ways that puzzle can be put together, infinite ways right, but you have to choose the path instantly. All! Oh, my god, it's like, if you, if there's a take that you love, but it somehow fucks up something later in the episode like you can't really be too precious about anything because then you would never get in being done or when someone crosses the room, but they cross the room in a slightly different spot. Every single take right and then the take that works there on the wrong side of the room and you have to sort or they didn't quite sit down, but right before they were already sitting down. It's those things that you're, like you, can just add, yeah teleportation as a as a as a store, so that people can just appear in different places without having to explain it great solve your welcome this.

Why you run my life now yeah yeah, and I also appreciate that my my death is almost a literal animal crossing, and I appreciate that now I have something like forward to which is a really cool demise. At some point, oh yeah you're not going to go you're not going to go easy, I'm going to get stomped to death by an animal. Listen, I don't know how it's going to be. I just know it's going to be fun to get punched by a gorilla or kicked in by a kangaroo. If you got punched by gorilla, I don't know if you

died. Thank you letter, he'd be a vegetable or you'd, be you would die instantly really. There are big day of monsters. I just figured brained like so I don't know if they would. I don't think they would punch you like a bar fight. They would like they would like, beat you with their hand and rip your head off and then you would. It would just be like a predator or years, that's not as fun. No, no! No! No that sounds fun. Now that sounds fun. Death by zebras is delightful. I feel like the bulls were gonna get your first, you think so those polls were yeah. No, the zebras would have gotten their hands dirty yeah, well, again, who's controlling whom then well. In my scenario, the bulls are controlling the zebras. Zebras are controlling the bulls. Maybe the zebras are kind of manipulating the bulls into thinking that the bulls are in control, but really there in control, because they were hanging back, they were getting their boobs dirty

or they aren't allowed to talk to anybody on the out of the boat visit the bulls of the zebras. I I don't know I feel my instinct again. I wasn't there. My instinct is the zebras are being kept in a state of like just ignite, even say in ignorance and being fed lies right right right. They were the bulls made to think they were the only ones who could love that yes, yeah yeah the day they were, they were essentially D. They were centrally programs like yeah yeah and that their state is that if one of them last they would die sure everyone. I think outsiders, nothing else out there yeah yeah, similar to if you left, like a cult or something like everyone, will turn against you right, have nobody to turn to right, right right and they also. Each ball is married to forty seven men and women, so you're saying there's a lot of zebra mood, trim mony! No, I'm not saying that what sounds like

so one hundred percent never said that if I keep doing this, but it's gonna land sooner or later, you know that I actually do enjoy it, but I have to play. You have to have to play the bad, not harbor dynamically part. I think yeah yeah yeah, you! You have to look at me side, I'd! Let's not forget, to take a picture today, all right yeah! We forgot we forgot last time and then we have to get together. We did go to lunch and that we should go like that was really nice, yeah yeah, and then we see I convince you to start a podcast, so it turns out, oh god, what are you going to make me do if I should come back here? Ok, you're going to start a textile factory, then you're going to start making three a savage skies online. This guy was a face on and I see it all over the place guy and I don't

makes guard. I don't want to start. I know lying aren't a new thing. That is interesting. It's like how do you decide like what new thing you can let into your life. You know, that's, I think, that's been the heart. You know the hard part is just going. I took this on and probably this was bigger than I should have, and I am excited for to come out, but it is, it's been a bigger project than I should have taken on right now. I think my prediction is that one of the bigger challenges you're gonna face over the next couple of years, especially after you do season. Three of I'm sorry is navigating the options that are available to you because you will get it, and I know you have a lot now, but you will get more and more options and people will want you to do things and you will want to do all that and it's how do you? How do you select things that you know are not only for

in an interesting, but we take your address. You want to go and are also healthy for you balance. Wives. Can I have a child in a friend and I like them, yeah and you know in this. You know what I do does take a toll. Yeah it does so you know what is bouncing all that, but it's it's so exciting and you know I can complain. No, no, no, no, no, I know, but it is, but it's stress doesn't always have yeah. I mean like this guy falling, like stresses any anything that you have to process anything that you have yeah. I do, and you also have to be careful now. I I you know I've. I feel like it's it's it's I mean you. I mean in the red in the in the general sense of you, like people need to be careful not to be hard on themselves when they get stressed when good things are happening fast because they feel bad like. I feel bad, actually Jack Buck up it's like do. You should still manage your mental health. You should still yeah Manisha bells because

does it does all take a toll? Yes, and you just want to make sure that your you only have a certain amount of bandwidth exactly, and that is true and I will say I think I did a good job. I didn't take any other jobs on my little time off here I didn't take even an acting job. I didn't do anything so that I felt like there were a couple things I was sort of tempted by then I was like no it's out of town. I'd have to travel it be away, and now I'm not going to I'm not going to do that. So how many episodes all the podcasts are you doing? This first go around, I'm not totally sure yeah, ok, whatever you can sweet, but it's max. Twenty yeah yeah- oh that's great yeah. That would be great yeah, so we've got some great great guests. Why can't I get yeah so we're we're looking to you know, launch it soon.

Seven October and it's gonna be weekly weekly, okay, yep going gonna be weekly and you're coming to do it. John mom is going to be tomorrow after you got that coming after you, whatever you want to do to sort of you know, I mean she just know that that you're going to be compared, so I'm opening for Jon Hamm, basically yeah, that's fair! That's fair! I mean listen, it's Jon! Hamm. What do you want? You know it's like you can feel bad you're, not he's not opening for you, no not at all. Not so you know so know that that tomorrow, at the end of the day will be like well, which one do we think was bad. You know what I mean. There's no way did not compare the two of you tomorrow. So pick out your outfit yeah. I will gosh yeah yeah yeah. Was it because the note that I got was like we're going to take some pictures so may during drag a comb through your hair? That's great, of course, will be

you go to a podcast if you have to lose like if you can show up looking the way. You usually look right, you right like the hardball or if you actually are they're gonna, take a picture and you always look over. She would add video to the podcast. Like you know, I just you know like it adds an extra layer of pressure for people who the end and kind of takes away a little into the comfort I agree is being able to come in and have a conversation. I've talked about that on mine too, where people are like once you video it too and I'm like already I'm asking people to come record it take their time out and then especially for women. It's like, then, when I got a blow out their hair and they have to do their make up in yeah. We take a couple photos, but well you know those can be funny or whatever you know, and you can put a filter on that, whatever you can make them look better right, but if it's video in the whole thing, then people feel like they need to like pick out a special outfit and like a it, just adds an extra yeah. Just like yours,

air pressure, point of a podcast is too I'll just show up and talk and be casual, yeah and not have to be presentation laurel and and anything that I can create that layer presentation just it just it just adds it just takes people kind of Ademola, sad yeah, I'd love you to step it up to reserving the right rented burgundy, tuxedo yeah. I just I love you to put a little effort and you know names and okay. I I've I've. I I actually don't MIS read really down. I don't want you to have the one. I just wear a hat all the time, because when a it's just easier, where had all the time did you have a good head of hair because it's just like because my hair is just flat most of the time it's just like straight. What you're doing right now is weird yeah, but I can't like I just don't feel like

no washing it every morning and like having to put the paste in it. So it looks messy, but isn't really you know it's like the strategically to shovel book, and so I feel like it's just easier to put a hat on. It's just laziness. It is purely do you prefer him with a hair done or hat she doesn't get to like I just gotta get with a some katie is thinking about her dogs right now ed.

What are they doing this severe separation anxiety? Can you bring them here? Chris? Won't! Let you yeah it's it's it's it, but Katie is out like the most animal least. Number of animal lover is we're talking about getting a dog because you were more responsibility and while that's where I'm like Guys- and I put it off for so long but hey the end- maybe I maybe at the end of my way- I don't know- if how longer I can hold everyone off. How old is your child, ten yeah? So your whole boy, then that's at the age,

kids like I'll, lock it every day and then they never do you like to do it once and then she's pretty responsible. I just am sort of like if we don't get one now like one in my writer's room where I'm getting one for a year right, like I'm sort of like we either need to just bite the bullet. Now, I'm not gonna get a puppy right when you get like a young dog, so whatever that this matter anyway. Well, I think I'm looking at all the rescue sites and I get all the email sent to me every day of these dogs need home and I'm like, oh god, can I and that's true they do and but um may I offer an unsolicited opinion. You run my life um I getting a dog or, as the mayor of Andrea Town, yeah um. I you like it might be tricky too. Create a relationship with the dog and do your show at simultaneously. Of course,

none of this is a great plan, but when am I to I mean I can about it too ends. You know, and I would like number one are cat I would not enjoy it like. Are we have that same issue? You have the same issue. Our cat yeah I was with the, but not but not a not a throughout candy purple would be not have your cat's name is candy verbal. Yes, yes, it is your gats, like a stripper from the sixties, because she enjoys taking her clothes off and she's older than most, because my daughter, when she was three named her after two things, she loved you know what that is the purest most perfect answer. Thank you for turning it so dirty. Well. I didn't know that to begin with, I there was a lot of information. I did not have okay prior prior to that joke. Yeah.

Are you the purple heart cat? A new is, is a new best and you base the egyptian God of death. Who is technically a dog got, but but he I think, the other she said the only time he's ever been around other animals. He like pops up and gets real angry. I have no idea what my cat would be like around any other animal. I imagine it's not great she's. Never we rescued her when she was a little kitten and she's never been around another, and so you have no idea if that would go well or not and she's a shy. She's, very loving and very social, like super loving sweet cat, but I doubt that she's going to be great with a whatever listen. I'll call you and then I'll be like I don't know what it is and then you'll go just our cast. I guess about your dad. You're still would be the one who just says just do it now, with the dog you're pulling back, I'm only pulling back because I feel like we need to pull back like

so. This is more about you guys, probably uh. Well, it's just because you know cats, don't cats can get as much attention as dogs, but I feel like they don't necessarily require as much attention as dogs and dogs really need to be engaged a lot and really need to be, but we also live in an area where it's kind of difficult to talk like your. This is your thing that you're going through in your head. Will you call my wife and tell her tell her that you cannot cancel? I was like there's something going on love dogs, but I just you and I, when we were together, adopted Scott Scott, poor Scott, why he passed away. He yeah he um. Well, when Jen and I split up Scott stayed with Jake yeah and you know- and she was always so wonderful about like you can take him, you know if you want to take him any

time and but we thought it was better to leave him in the house that he was in. She also had a cat who was Scott's best friend and I just felt so. I was traveling so much of the time and I just felt like I'm, going to take this sweet dog and he's just going to sit in an apartment that is not his place away from LUCA the cat and then so, and you know JANET and Brandon takes such exquisite care of the animals too, and so yeah new receive just called me last year and said: look it's Scott's he's deteriorated in the last few months and it's not he's not doing great. You know, I think we're going to have to let him go. Do you want to come sick and so year's eve? I went over there and then the after all, like really depressing all in the depressing way, but we, but we and we all got to got. You know like yeah, sorry carry him off in the next the next world and it was heartbreaking and so lovely that

clued me in that and it was it was it was, but it was, it was just devastating. He was just such a sweet. He was when he left. He was like. You know, all the all like six teen and I was going to say because I mean we were together when you adopted him, he was arrested a few million years and all he was not going to make. It then never had got really said. He got this really bad cough in the vets. He was only a few months old and that and it's two different vets were like we don't know. I don't get attached to the floor back and said I spent. I remember it's such a weird memory. I have of staying up like two or three nights up like all night long with the job, and then I was driving. I think overture apartment I got pulled over by a police officer for, like you know when there's like a left hand, turn lane that you're coming up to but like you can't get up to it, but you can see no one's in the left hand, turn lane sure go a little into the left. When you pass a bunch of cars off

center. Well, I haven't allowed. Evidently they move at all thanks for yet so I hadn't slept in like two days. I was so upset about the dog because I get so attached to animals. That's another problem and he pulled me over and he was like. You know. Whatever do now, you to end up a lot and I burst out crying and I'm one of those people is like. I don't cry for cop nice. Try cop yeah, but actually one of those people live like I'm, going to try and get out of my ticket, and he was like is everything? Ok and I literally just let my dog is dying and I've been a perch, a good base. Would you like? Ok, I've heard this one. Before I mean it seems so cliche, but I mean it was like it was like my breaking point like I was tired and exhausted were Dan like sobbing, like barely get the words out, and he was like it's really nice to see that people still care about their animals, but after impound the car, though literally, was like, but I'm still giving you.

I was like I'm not trying to get out of the ticket. You asshole well that well that that coffin particular sounds like a death now, because it's this like like is this really guttural says, and they thought they said it couldn't be kennel cough or it could be. Distemper temporary temper, like dogs, it's only a few months old, and so, but he turned a corner and yeah, and he you know, and he just ended up being the best was best on just such a such a sweet dog and also had an amaze life. You just such an amazing life, and so you know no, no, no, it's, okay! He he. He lived a long time it out and and thank you to to Jennifer that and and so and now she has and she had gotten him a pal named Whitley and now she has jasper like they ask you to another. They were fostering a dog they have to ask for. So so,

oh good, it's it's! You know that it sounds like they will these pets like they come into our lives, and here we go. No, I'm not calling Lydia and saying you can't get it just it's so sad when they I know, but I know but that's life. I mean my poor mom. I'm still hasn't recovered from like her last two dogs and they lived long lives and if you're a dog- and you end up, if my mom rescues you you're, not your life is fucking. So weak, oh yeah, so I you know yeah, I don't know, but it's but it is. It is really ll real hard. What I'm hearing is my ridiculous, weird fear things when I was calling you about like my podcast or should I do see whatever and you're like yeah just fucking. Do it do it? That's how I'm hearing about you and lady with a dog like you have no reason not to get a doc. Oh literally, you have no reason. No, I know you're right, you're right,

fuck, yeah, alright! Well, if I mean I name it after me: Andrea Savage, the dog yeah, that's a weird first name, Andrea, Savage and then the Andrea, Savage, Hurst Wick. I see no problem with that. Yeah, I'm very excited for you. It's sort of ending. I didn't mean to take it like in the sad dog pound, but it was also beautiful at the same time and he was a fantastic doc and- and I did not know that- and so anyway, I am very sorry for your project. Anyway. The dog died, so your podcasts, but all play, I'm excited that you're doing this podcast and I'm excited to do it and may suck. Also it's not going to suck. I don't think so. They could no isn't gonna suck it's just not going to suck, because it's like you don't have to do anything to be fun and funny. You just are like you don't have to it. Just is, but you don't want to just do a podcast for just like

do nothing like there's no point or structure. You know it's trying to find its lane, but you're the point like you're you're. The reason why people listen and also your arrest made it that's your overestimating people's interest error, but I also think it would be a nice thing to tide, especially fans of your show over while they're waiting for new episodes will still get to. You know yeah, and it's a good way for me to yeah, to be able to feel like I'm connecting with my fans and that time- and you know that kind of stuff yeah also yeah your podcast launches October seven, and I can't wait to season two on Netflix season. Two is on Netflix. I'm sorry and you better bring it tomorrow, because the entire podcast is ready. My going my the car drives away.

Springer enjoy your Marie toe. Can you just pulled her headphones off and dropped? One? That's the appropriate response. That is actually a response. That was the idea. Twenty packets number ten. Nineteen with Andrea Savage, you should watch season, two of I'm sorry on Netflix and also her podcast when it comes out thanks, dangerous for coming back on and thanks for having me on her podcast now uh leads talk. Today I saw a great um email on uh on Ryan Holidays, email list, daily, stoic dot com. Read it every morning, just nice short, quick little tidbits Stoick did Tibbits Thio wash down with my breakfast, and there was one a couple of days ago and the title of the subject was it's ok to want, but not to

that was a really interesting concept, because I you know, I think there there is some debate in stores is about like well, you should you know your life should all just be about virtue, and you should never. You shouldn't really have positions, because that sort of clouds, your view of the world, then you're living in service to those possessions and you don't need them and uh, but then the email sort of talks about like well, it's okay toe to want stuff to have stuff to enjoy the fruits of your labor. I mean you, don't you don't have to really live in a cave, to be a successful support for all and you should enjoy your life and then it goes on to talk about chrysippus, who came up better formulation. I'm quoting basically said that a better way to think about it is need versus want if a person needs to be famous or it's to be rich, they're, vulnerable and often unhappy. That's obviously not wisdom, but doesn't

wise person have to actively avoid making money mostly live in obscurity that seem silly. The wise man he said is in want of nothing but can have enjoyed plenty. Meanwhile, the fool can make sure of nothing, but desperately wants ever Ray thing. So it is just this idea of need need versus what, by the way just case you don't know, Chrysippus ancient philosopher who historically died of laughter, there's one account of his death. That says that he got really drunk at a wine feast and then died, but then the other account he. I was watching it. I'm reading this off the Wikipedia page. He was so you know you can go see this, I'm not making this up. He was watch a donkey eat some figs already funny and cried out now give that donkey Odr of pure wine to wash down the figs, whereupon he died in a fit of laughter. He fucking cracked himself up with his lunch

look zone, doggy joke now. If I die from laughing at that, I mean that's a I can sketch that's the killing joke Python sketch almost so I first of all thoughts and prayers go out to the family of Christ, Epis dying of laughter, I mean, if you're going to go, it's not a terrible way to go. Blinds is the idea of need verses. One is just an interesting one, because if you were to take stock of your life and write down all the aspirations that you have, what things do you think you know my god? I couldn't live without this or that you need for your identity, because those are all ego based and things can, you know certain says, can change things can go away. Storms come in wipe things out, like you just don't know, and if your identity and your ego is tied to things or status or

you, you know your possessions, your money or whatever that's fluid. You can't control that stuff, and then you know, if, if you make a bad investment or if you know you lose the money or whatever, then what do you left with? That was your identity. So just don't put it in that. It's okay to have those things. It's okay, to treat yourself! It's! Okay to you know toe want things, but again the key word is not to need them, don't need them to survive. I understand you know when our kind of step hungry world on social media, our economy of likes and hearts and up boats that it's difficult to not want that, because we all want to feel significant. We all want to feel like we're doing well, they're contributing, but you know: can you find it within? Can you find that metric within yourself within your soul, because you know that you're, a good person and deserving of love and deserving of good things without having to

is exterior reference to attain that? So that's it just figure out what it is. The the other thing, too is that, when you're chasing after something a job or whatever and you're so desperate to need it desperation that I feel like you know, the world can smell it a mile away. You know it's, it's the people who kind of feel like they do need anything that, for whatever reason I think you know this things just get heaped on to that person, because I think there's that sense of just Jane where other animals are like that thing needs something he might be injured or he might be this or that you know just on a on old biological evolutionary basis, but I don't know maybe I'm making that up, but that's kind of how it feels, and so you can remove desperation from the equation by not needing everything. Obviously,

some things you need. You know you need air, you need, you need to eat. You need some money to live and survive. So I'm not saying like you, don't need anything but of the things that you write down of the things that you want in your life, some of those things you can want as opposed to needing them, and it just kind of opens up those bigger conversations about. You know working on yourself making sure you feel like you're in because you are, and you know, breaking down whatever sort of you know. Old wounds are vest, I'm down in there that you can pluck out and deal with so that you can resolve that stuff and feel better about yourself and damn it. You should feel better about yourself because you deserve to be happy. That is my message to you and do your best to want versus need, and I hope you have a great week weekend. Whatever

is again if you're in the Chicago area I'll be at the Chicago Improv September, one thousand three hundred and fourteen then in a few weeks at Caroline's in New York and then few weeks after that Irvine Improv and then in December, Tacoma Comedy Club. So I do tend to dot com, slash, tour and thanks again all right. I appreciate you have a wonderful one for a wonderful day. I need you to have a wonderful day or I want you to have a wonderful day. You decide I really tend complete, enjoy over.