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Everything because you always have that, like you now know, did I do a good job was? I am I a success? Other pepper gas and my worthy of you guys throw your youth away. Then I just really. As I did not come about assuming they want to see where they come in, to see my daughter soucis, like our nose Joker, my pockets is obvious open and I'm house yea rosy. I am my daughter's closing so that everything is a funny, though, that you still feel that you still feel that is like how many nights in a row. Can you sell out the Wilbur Theatre to feel? I can't think I come on some here I feel like. Maybe I do you know what a you don't I don't feel different. That's basically, you know there's some people that they are the exact opposite for somebody get laughter like dude, unlike semi, famous unfortunate I'll, be on a boss, others that person who just and those people you, oh god, help unwanted. When it goes bad

his date, they go just as far down the other way. You know that that dead by up and down thing, I don't do that. I just gotta, look at it like full them again. There's always that thing is your walk in there you Pekin recur. Did anybody shower anyway? I'm gonna show that that's let's do it, so I guess that's why you do it like you like doing stand up or do you like being famous, and maybe there is kind of a mixture of a dash of thing in a little bit of something else. For I love do we stand up and then the whole fame thing is. I met a cool level, give people a bug me, but I also think like to be this like what what fame was when I started and ninety two and what it is now is completely different right back. Then it was just like a matter. No, I don't. I don't know my eye there. Wasn't all these cell phone cameras in blood social media just every fuckin thing you did like. I saw this poor bastard try to be a gay man gone on tour and he had a picture and stand in front of a private jet in a car and all that shit and any

commercial flight in some followed him Instagram took a picture. Those bow yeah, I don't know why doesn't run out together what I mean, if you remember what you might ask myself after the guy issues like so much of it is like you know, is, is like like that level of shit. Now that you got busted. You didn't have to show that you live in that myself already assumed you did now. You gotta that lifestyles, you don't you gotta faked a lifestyle and die than ever is like I don't know everybody like TAT. Not everybody. I hear fight followed by wanted. To Graham, and then I saw him tweet in an alley. Another instagram, whatever I saw the flagging out I'd, feel better I mean I want. I wouldn't want to try to like yes, I know, but I hear you're saying that nobody wants to be held to the fire until it's their feet. Absolutely everyone can break out absolutely, but I also river exaggerated. No, I know, but it thought, but it up, but also I mean it is. If people

I recognize you. It is a bold move to preach. To suggest this is What I am doing, if you know that people might recognize you I mean I I guess I was just think make a joke out of a just, take a picture of like the American Airlines and go get none the private jet in order really out it's funny, then it's funny and no one, no one. I know whenever I see that you might get it do you know about, but but it is, you know it's also our fault, for posting shit every day in trying to let people in trying to go. This is, we know, absolutely sighing and still feel bad for something like I did. I as you know, like a deuce like he was like a child, star and shit like who is really sit near thinking at the age he was put not albums like. How do I taught my last album. I always have to feel this adults behind that or a hundred percent. He still trying to figure out who the fuck is and always stuff, and everybody

a common Adam, probably saying. Oh, you used to do this now you do in that. So now he feels that he has to do that and then shit on anyways. That's like no matter what you, no matter? What you do you did that that's the internet, no matter what internet illegal world's largest whole poking machine, yeah, you're, gonna, get shit, doesn't matter what it is, you will always get you can whatever achievement, you feel like you, do what was over there tied all tied up and therefore could take your heads get on something else, and it always who does it those people who have that little egg for a picture and like to follow me, it's like you, fuckin pussy, you just you just started this account to do this, and that then I derive had fantasies of finding finding the fuckin people guys, I've literally unlike some of the ship that people say, and you that's what's funny like sometimes when, when you listen to people

What's so hard for women to do there so hard for this vote is like everybody, everybody's get If you're on the internet, you sit nodded, Dunk government should, but it, but also you know your your cavity boys there's almost like this newtonian equal and opposite react because you you know, I don't know what that means. You have there. So, ok that neutrons now you go, you got a molecular here. I mean went away and away it's just basic physic. So, like It is a little shade. There, basically this is this- is the equal and opposite reaction to like you are creating moment because your comedy boys is aggressive at times you're, making strong statements about things you're, making a seriously

you are taking a stand about stress my ideas loudly yes and so people feel like. Oh, it's ok to come back at him like that, or maybe that's how he communicates, or maybe you gonna make excuses for everyone on the internet. I can get a they ever held accountable as it always like what that's his fault forget. Stay, I'm not blaming! You are I'm just saying I'm saying understand because a lot of times I feel like I think I gotta go. I think everybody right down to companies should be aggressive. You should be aggressive these people on the internet, you should go right back. I'm you put him back even harder to find out why they let you gotta, because it's the bully mentality, you go right back at him or kill him with silence, you D just figure out a strategy, but it you gotta, have like a strategy with these people were like. You know what Well, don't do shit and then have to apologize for something that

somebody else misunderstood then the second you apologize, you're fucked you, unless you really did unless you really fucked up right, fucked up amendments anyway, repulsive I fucked up. I wish everyone you fucked up, but those people, those useless Oh sorry, that we just now Oh, you know I was stuck in traffic and then once you do, that it is blood and the wider yachting unrepealed part, so you money we'll go down swing and we got on this subject now. It's a great it's! I don't know, however, get on any subject. We just sir, we just we just gamma, but I but I do feel like there's a ilo. We'll be human sword. Sometimes or I just go- oh hey, you know em, my feelings are like. I was just having a weird day or are you ok It's not like you know. Maybe they d really hurt my feelings. You can actually fact people up by doing that, you don't get mad

Nobody was sounded is that it was also what exactly about the special didn't you like yet like oh shit, then you become a person to yeah. That is you. Don't we eat when you're on when you are presented in in largely two dimensional form to people they that that third dimension, the dimension that humanity exists? then, is literally not there, so they do not see you as a person and they feel like. Oh hey, you know I can write this guy, don't give a shit what it actually means a person I just like people taken free shots like always feel you're gonna get you states sense was just sit, take that no, my wife would be like just ignore it. Just plough I, but who can I really like your life by the way, I really matter for a few minutes, the other night, but she was so cool, and I M just had this real works, are. Does she s lovely an amazing amazed? My wife has an incredible vibe, which is why a baby

so chill and everybody always goes. I announced by most proudest thing other than my say, she's cute. They just say how your baby issue, so she said, what's so relaxed and I'm taking takes after my wife of untried alike, you know bring my shit down you know what I mean like try to be like more relaxed and everything which is easy cause when she smiles it just totally Melcher heart. So it's hard to be, like you know, Surely the wound a version of that I am. But when I am, I know what I need to do. Go work out in a complete drums like this something to get it out of me. I can be like a get back into games. How smote his what I try to do. I mean how much of the how much of the guy on stage is the guy home I mean, obviously avail the guys, the guy and stages is me at my worst

like I am actually beyond that guy stuck in traffic and beyond that guy, when certain I feel so much right. Take advantage me. Bullying is something that really gets me going lawyer. You know, I'm not like you know. I've been fights grown up, didn't but like I'm not like a fighter anything like TAT, but there's something about bullying that, like I forget. Now that I'm forty eight and fight since fuck- and you know the eighties, but isn't it I've been so many people don't realize, because a bully is basically someone who takes out their aggression and other, but because they believe they will get away with it, and I won't be consequences and how many people online. I think, don't realize that if you said you know you're being a boy, I'm not being a bull. You you you're rich like none at all the odd I wouldn't say you ve been up what you gotta come back. You have to insult the shit out of the effort to try to know you're gonna try to really hurt him, you re

have to China and they know that. That's why those guys they don't have the pictures, but as you can, we go out of. You know, go after way you can't who, after their no after that stuff, yesterday's reaction and in their level, doesn't die. Yeah we're good, then no going you're, bringing you bring in the knife to the gunfight on that be nice though I will not bring any now that the files I know I know what you're doing. I know I just know, because what you, what you do and doesn't work that right there I feel is the basis of all political correctness. We're we're gonna Creole, these fuckin nice words And then, if everybody says the nice words, then they should, it's really in their sole, isn't gonna become our battles and using your energy wisely. That's all it is, and it's not enough. Not it's not wasting your energy on something that you know is just going to.

Yes, I mean how many you can really hurt him back. I advocate I do I do I do I do I one hundred percent. Advocate that, if you could say something meaner back to them, that is not mature debt is victory, I have listened joy, that is Christmas and very hard, but if I love seen in that trying to be meaner than its automatically innately immature they get there does that is now come on. Did you see you see when that kid was was just punch in the fact that, in the face of this package is picked him up and just like, I said, I think, what you d Jim ten day straight to starve to death and I hope I will just to ice cream rise so site for that kid old. Think I haven't gone down the rabbit hole of bully, be downs. Were you know it's like this? Do you know the piece of shit ghosts the GIG Elizabeth Little Pussy, and then this tiny little kid gets up and round house.

The debate, although the actual show bully beaten, was pathetic because it was like the nerd that movie my bodyguard here, some bigger due to beat him up and then the nerds. I talk and shit like you know what you gotta say dislike, while I'll I'll say a lot of shit after the marshal artists are either I'm still gonna. I know where you live. Is this guy twenty for security for twenty four hours? For for the rest of your life, I mean believe me. I just I. I believe that there's more stress in not giving in to every emotion that you have, and I have, I believe- and I have em a hundred percent. You know like I believe in the two except eighty percent of time on social me this into unless Anna respond, every single rivals, but I gotta tell you, though, if somebody comes at me and I look at tat their little fucking picture and I got somethin yeah, both barrels.

Right, the fuck back at him. Yet there was. There was a guy. I mean every once in a while. It gets under my skin to the point, and I recognize it sort of like I'm starting to think comments for me are like alcohol, like I don't know if I can handle them responsibly, so I should probably ignored. I should probably them the same. There was a guy like develop a tougher skin I don't have enough of at all. You just develop it. I'm not! I'm! You have Ado issues picture the person sending you speak they are wrong. You picture their life. Why didn't have to there was, a guy I'm a guy, I thought I'd hosted a picture of a fuckin leisure time. Wearing, and this guy goes I want to once you and you're on level teeth on level teeth He was like you know, you're forty five get over it over. There is like give up star wars or whatever the guy's picture, and it

amalgam of literally every fuckin, like one continuous eyebrow, all the way across shaved head it just it activated every molecule of rage in my body, and I really wanted to avoid and tell him that he looked like he was in the STAR Wars bar look like one of the body on it. Now I don't know I just I responded with something light and you shouldn't you should I included him and then tweeted George Lucas I gotta get a new idea for a character who can guys grape and he's on the dark side and give a somebody for Luke Skywalker to fight have him in the final episodes any brings to Light Sabre down and actually cuts is eyebrow and half is like one of those authorities that Al James really looks like the same head. Upside down is right, perfect, but I- but I just I feel like giving into that- is a victory for the other person because they were able to effect you. They were

able to you know you they're letting you like what they are trying to do worked and then they win them when it. When they walk away with the car, but in that they riled you and that is our into them, went away walk away to what it able to they even have another room, walk away. What the outside its turn- and calls for, I see that they better there they ve into the Podium bureau. To me I mean it's kind of funny: does it owes when people think like? Would you would you get part four things going? Ok for you! It's like I'm a sociopath like I'm still a person like you can now I treated as a sportsman. I somebody and I can get him back. I do and I have a great. I read it to my wife forget about. Haven't you big? Why did you say that, like a fuck, this guy? Does she

I'll be all those other people in this amount and have the fucking. You know no picture thing insult me would have like that's go, buy back. That's all! That's that's fucking slip it on a banana peel. This as we every time I talk about this on a podcast. You know what, though I think you have to be careful, though, because when your daughter starts to get older people start attacking heard get to you! You're not gonna, be on social media. Of course, you'll be on social issues, have not not as good as a child. Every kid will be unsocial. May every kid now. I hate that attitude didn't think so how fuckin panic of everybody's going to do this and you can't stop it and you gotta get you kid in a fork in fifty thousand dollar year, fucking, whatever their elders, private, what's little league for kids when they go to school, kindergarten again. Yes, is hoping that today, the big guy I gotta go to do this in a they gotta be doing this did not doing this by then. All this panic like

I gave a ethernet alone- is worth humming sound like I avoid other parents. I liked. I, like you, met my door, and I got cheese adorable that was it I didn't have to listen. You can be fuckin twenty hours of advice because of you. A three year old, some shit like that was adds that happen I'll do the parents alike? It's it's, this very few cool parents after very few like what you should do when someone else as a kid, you just good. Looking kid I'll get a bible bub. How old are that's great ages? You can watch the Celtics was its and I have decency to bring up some adult shit rather than just sitting there now is skewed in across the floor. I may just give the person a break from that as much as they love The kid with a lasting you want to do is that everybody sits. Don't act like they were in a fuckin lab coat. You know their appeal nutrition. They start telling give you all of this fog and I just sit there look like what is is based on. You have a two year old, like primitives like for years

even if you in that shit, you don't be halfway, was really dont, yeah yeah, you might be fun you might be thinking out yes and you're, not in any of this, so I just I fucking. To all of it out. I'm gonna get quiet they get weird it out and then they'll say to me like? Yes, are you a joint being follows back? It's got than they pray. Walkway he's not engaged his eye. We can hang out with him anymore and then that's perfect. I will said the dumbest thing to your parents, when it when you, when you introduce me to them, you didn't immediately say there, your parents and I must go I'll, easy your parents, Your wife is black. My ways your parents are the widest people in the world. Why doesn't I know, and it wasn't I what I wasn't gonna had a different strokes upbringing. You have no idea that should have been the drum and sets virtue, but it wasn't. It wasn't something I was trying to say to be funny thing like it was just a very sincerely over these, your pic and then I caught myself before I said, and I went back to the table the lid I go. I will said the fucking dumbest thing

in embarrass. My letter I could ahead would have where, whatever fire, like the oldest manager team- and I like you know- this- is still a couple them left and I guess there is still a couple either as a couple of, but it was really nice to their dear. Enjoy being grandparents yea and we from a big family, everything so they're wrong. I mean I think that that's what it was all these years, despite what you're achieving at your job, if some it doesn't, a job. It's like they can only give a shit about it, so much red. So this thing having a kid now now I can understand them on a hot let the level now and then in the core state, we know that I can understand them more in the way they are to their parents one once you have a kid, then it becomes like this is kind of like. Oh, this is what life is for you, and now it's this for me, I'm not saying that that's what life is and you have to have a kid. God knows this too many fuckin people out there. I must say that I'm just saying

now becomes this shared experience in reality that we now something more than a week. We can now just relate to on different subjects, whereas before you know, I was like forty seven year old teenager, whose goals go no job very joy by new jobs. I learned unemployment, just wait he said there look at it in the buggy headline going like they had like fuckin twenty year old. By the time you my age is like aims sex. I hate that game right when I think of how it was my my oh yes, she was do you know I was twenty when my mom was my age, that That is the peace I made it if you would just sit near Workin it fuck and dairy queen He had some fuckin just jerk off job that you did you what you do the same job you haven't you your high school and you didn't do anything with your life Annie to navigate or anything like that? Then I could see bugging you, but if Europe

we thank you just sat on your ass. It didn't do anything. I mean, I guess I'd I did for most of my twenties, but I just can't be up, but I I am also very comforted by the fact that you are going to limit, see you caught up with the rest of us. I mean things, went right by things are ok, things are ok, but I'm very comforted by the fact that you're forty It is a baby and my wife wants to have two kids and she wants to start like next year and of course, that terrifies me like wow, I mean I don't think I could add kid. When I was younger, there was no way I was just wondering if you could have done it. I could have done it. We would have been good. That's no! No, no, that's! That's how I look at it. So it's you know it is is what it is. I lived my youth into my golden years and now I'm gonna get Tarantino movie values. Should around little bits of them. Now I'll live the second act in the third. To my lamp was gonna have to be comfortable with the fact that some places I go, people gonna go. Oh, is that day, are you with

grandpa now that I think that now could you stated shape. I did saintship yeah, that's a thing. People say you to me that an old dad, it's like tat. I could do more polyps than most fucking twenty eight year old. There ok unimaginable. I lay down New York Debts, I'm talking about on the road dad Jeff those people you meet after the show. I got this guy like five years. Finally, the twelve years younger than you are right. The fuck happened you and it's dislike and that's the thing is too, is once you are it's hard to get it back. Man like, if I can tell anything to anybody, is just keep. Do somethin everyday, active, easy, just stretch, because just the level of misery that you're fucking life is be well. I mean it's. You know when you see when you see people who, were elderly and there they can't really move in everything sort of frozen. It's you know, that's what I was I was over. They can do- is water over the keyboard write, something maybe you and make just because we.

We'll have movement did actually Logan movie. Did you see the less Logan movie? I don't what that is ok now sits with though it was, there will bring movie his name's Logan Logan, yes, really Logan Logan one Logan is to add another to care that the Logan is the character. Huge Akron played its it's. Not his real name is real name did James, how it, but anyway, is James outlet. Is our alter ego James, how it was worth name and then he became Logan, thereby Wolverine ran up. By over a radio active hasn't. No. That was actually you're thinking of pheasant man, but I think it that movies interesting, because it's kind of at the end of his life and he's kind of lost, as he's lost the majority of his of his regenerate regeneration, hours and that's what it starts to feel like as you get into your thirties and when you are young you, just? U bounced back You take it for granted. Then you get your thirty you're like a linear. You just get a little less,

in shape each year and then after five seven ten years, it incrementally is just like what does I can't even you can't you can't give in to bind the bigger close you have to. Walk around the shame of tight close and you just peace. Uncomfortable in your pants that eventually sums gotta. Give ok, then and let you walk Rodya buttoning zipper. Undone, it's Fuckin rock band in the eighties. That's not going to work at the office. You just have to fuckin like I put on like I wanna- take a buck. Ninety and you know that all the sun had our event and I took out one of my suit like I was I, oh, my god, I'm an echo can get a bunch of my fight and waits about once. Seventy two thousand twenty pounds over and I was so mad at myself. Blight like I am I what he's gonna put just bring it down the dry. Cleaner object, I'm not being the guy. That's out of pocket doing that I'm not gonna believe that Fuckin guy, because once you do that through the suit. That's why I've I feel bad

for women and understand the way Hilary dresses. The suit is just like it's. The shit like if you put non way You got like eager undershirt, you got a fuckin, but not sure. Then you get the jacket and the Thai like the amount of power. And you can hide and an entire vest and a vast addressed It gives it away, though I think if you get the vest or it is, is the tie. You don't see that the ruffled of the short. You know that I had a hangs down straight, no matter what right and a kind of gives you the delusion specially a white shirt gives you the illusion that that's a straight drop off right from your. Adam Apple, when it isn't it says, dish is going out to see yet a dime. Ever when we asked to work in a warehouse area, they had the company pick I'm when the suits would show up in a t, shirt to you know, and you know, shorts. Was I oh, my god, what a fuck is. I hide know that you're a giant veto love handles and stop. So that's. Why understood Hilary like just walk? She got to the point. The fact is now we're in long here. You know

why did he washing goal and I'm gonna dressed like a real estate agent? How often What'S- you're. What's your exercise regime have been beaten up right now. I just as I can trying to elliptical, never knew dad yeah, but I, it's more it's way more of aid to say what it does is literally, You can do an hour on the elliptical and then go inside and eat three cookies and you just at the very least like like even that out right. It's like you. Never just did that, and it took you in our view, which you can show you can probably shove all three William and at the same time, their errand animal wash down with milk, then you're fucked. So when I'm being good, is you know I stop eaten at five? I just really try to do the salad but the protein thing and then try to force myself too large. Drink waters for the rest of the night, but you know I am big sports banned. You now and I do like to drink like alcohol, just images complete empty cup

Greece out, there's no either no there's no health whenever they do that, global rig. It doesn't matter sure it's the sugar ethical diet, candy bars, ticketing exploding, I'm not gonna metabolize all that sugar one s gonna go out to put this over here in your gut for awhile. Yes, I'm I'm, I'm still out of shape right nine or am I just feel like this. You know when having just grab a nice handful again over you that's what am I gonna ninety to do some, so I keep mean do something do something I know gaiety, like my parents, come and ensure a similar taken to the great spots right and I lie to myself. There are many get a salad. You know I hung in there for a couple meals and was just like I fuck. It starts to get on Monday and enough in its game. Seven- and it's just like this- is a tough time a year, but, like I, you know, I got fight. Might my birthday common ups, I'm gonna try to try to get down to where I need to be. What's game? Seven is a basketball right, yet basketball is its Celtics verse. The wizard,

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bottle tee and a single file letter rebel letter. My word: it's a plan. It's a letter. I love that you remember letter. I love that yet returned the summit in back into was something good, something that would be a word and they a letter away yup, you know turn in this. Then I can think what example and to stop did and then he comes in and he would put, he would take the letter off his shirt and actually had a brilliant was brilliant tat. He was a nerdy athlete, yeah, yeah and you're gonna we watching a lot of that stuff in the coming years again, so you can dusted off absent, but I mean to a certain point but- so my mother was like she took us to kid movies and we just like I'm not doing this these movies she's, like teeth movies, a stupid, it's stupid she took us to, love of Benjy, which is he bought a dog and then she too

Yes to Herbie goes to Monte, Carlo, which was about love bug. You know the Disney Re Franchise YAP. It was a hobby formula. One cars, and the Atalanta heart Vienna how you ass. He was a sentient vehicle. This right that could open his hood and community with his wife and his lights and age who drivers, which is more weight, which everybody knows and racing you wanna, take out all the extra weight, somebody's unfair to drivers, a real said, Fucker, one so after that shoes, like the hell with it. Then we just went to like we're some empire movie like during the disco error. They try to combine like disk. And the vampire thing In the end he p finally bites the woman. She agrees to come a vampire. She flies ways a bat and he's like a priest. You do. This issue is a guy and I can never get my shit together before that was that was George Hamilton and Susan Saint James, in that movie was love at first sight. Yes,

I could never remember that. Do Gooder Benjamin within and then I'm over the they took us to see all the war movies and then he saw was like taps and all these great movies than me, the brother, convinced my mother to take us to two scarface when it came out- and I was about fourteen a fifth in my youngest brother, was like Knightleys. Ok, yes, then our youngest prozac, nine, I member after the change of scene, which is vital for if my mother's, we're getting out of here. I would have been fine cause. I was I'd, never seen anything like to talk about you yeah. We did I'm about to my mother, about it years later she goes yeah was definitely thinking. This might be a little too adult. For younger brother, but you know how the anyway I mean. I thought it was a good movie well acted mother, lived out, find you know that scarface houses no in Santa Barbara

Really. I didn't realize that in it recently when for sale and I always look up stuff on scarface. There came into my little boy brother thing on the side I clicked on it. You haven't for like crazy, many, but I always thought that that was somewhere, unlike my army, but I think they, cultural fascination, is with scarface. What is what it? What is the cultural, because it it? I feel, like every college kid you know have like, maybe not so much now, but well when I went to college, which is still very long after scarface, so what, if had a scarf poster lie. The tony Montana. You know like what what what is the cultural member per tree so rest, his soul? He did a heat. This hilarious thing, one time on open Anthony talking about how like fight club was, like white guys like Scarface or Supply Felix Scarface, like the little man of rap that I listened to like that is like that's their star wars receives like they relate. I think it's just cause. It's a guy who had nothing

He did what he had to do, survive and take any shit right and then he had. I can only allegedly remember him, one of those guys say now like in others, the blueprint on how to get out of air and all its I mean. I mean I'm just a white kid from a cul de sac areas of us. Albert, so I don't I liked it because it was of violence ass movie. It's a great! We really that's what I like that. I liked I like the cars You know I like, when you get the Porsche, retain this bullet proof that bulletproof followed like the first Correia DE. What's a face, Michel Pfeiffer made fun of that. Had the leopard we're gonna get a Cadillac out. I mean I like all cars and shoots out area Milanese bit about that. We do that guy's a fuck ingenious. He is a man, genius net. We listen to him and Nick Caroline. I didn't get to see that oh hello, I wanted to see that so bad, a lady does not waste any words. If you, listen to his stand up its. He says things in the most economical way possible. There are never pauses there. Never like you. I keep that. I still don't

he's. I still think that guy's getting the credit he deserves, I think. Well, I think he it's about success where I think credit and ineffective as soon as wrote all was amazing characters. He just has such a great. He said Scrooge. He goes SK he's kind of shooting on scarface and it goes Scarface House looks like if the goal in girls, one the lot already just as such a great way of turning because most ends You watch then relocate see how they got for me to be. Do you see the math formula with millennia like fire? Where did that come from? How did we get to their now hear someone? I always if I get a chance to get to work on those boxes I'd like to, but I always watchmen. I actually worked with him now you tell the story

when his name comes. I worked at him in zones in Chicago when he was you know he uneven. Moving new Yorker fails think he was a sure cargo guy, like I was barely listening to me. Like cats gone up within three jokes, I just got. I'll pull to listen and I never saw like a guy. Just so right out of the gate already ready to be on tv. I kiss writing his performance. Is poised the whole thing it was like all this guy's gonna host a talk, show this guy's gonna like this. Is it this guy's, like so beyond, ready like the worse manager in the world could have looked at him. Now. I think this get add something it was. There was a complete complete, no brainer. I was like this guy is no fuckin way disguising, I guess yeah yeah yeah, I mean even it's just even just look at his pasture he's just get perfect posture and his just the way holds the Mikey. So he sounds

aimlessly, confident onstage any so in the way David. He talks is so eloquent his eloquent and its these ripping the shit out of stock, but it's like Turkey takes his type breathes in a way that you just you. So drawn in yeah. You know and that's that's real confidence. Ivy league. Sometimes when I mean when I like, I got I can't give him a moment. I just gotta go go. Go, go, go, go, go, go and any rose like yeah. That's one way to do it, but I feel, like you know better more confident. Community wants people know who you are. You can definitely take a moment, but then you gotta be careful. You don't abuse but legates. It's real confidence It will take a moment when they do. You know who the fuck. You are yet rights, because you still you just in that May, like me, like media, like me, if you have ever go perform in rooms, zero, just drop into rooms where people may not know you and just try stuff. I drop in a comical absolve him so, like I always look at it,

If my name was in on the thing that night, then you know it's a pretty good cheers people there don't know who I am, but recently I popped it and actually earthquake was head lining, Fine, because nobody knew who I was and I had and who had been a while, since I A faint casinos my most times now, you of my daughters, I'm going out to do my shows on the road, so people are coming out to see me in there. So that was a lot of fun and it was probably the most fun said I had this year. Go up there and having to get home in a kind of losing only getting back lives like the old days like I always felt like. I was a better comic. You know before I started putting stuff on television or whatever some people didn't know you had to go up and get on another that they went. There was never like. Ok, I guess Now I know how to get em, you know it was.

Was this item or do my other spot in the whole fuckin anxiety started over again, I got a gonna get these m. Never forget that, like all those ties in New York be goin up in just one impossible situation after another super late at night, and just watching people fail are succeeding in front of me and trying to learn from as much as I could from all of it too ply it to my mind, set when I went up there just like again to fuckin Gimme a chance to get to that first laughed. So maybe again on iran- and I had felt that for wild I went up on that and you know I got some couple, a joke to get this Joker white privilege and it was fun to do it in front of a crowd to see You know if there were allowed to make sure I'm saying it right and I don't know that I was. I could do that. I said to myself: I was going to do that more. I got to drop it on shows like that. More often, I'm just kind of out of the loop as far as what they have

when we say fat tuesdays and they had chocolate Sunday, a mole, better Monday's yeah and I stood up on us all the time and then just as I get busy with the efforts of family, which comes out may thirtieth may vary second season they can season Netflix yeah it became more of going out and just keep him. My act, like you know, did it go so doesn't atrophy unanimity so that when I would go out on the weekends with people paid to see me that I wouldn't be rusty, because I've seen people do that. Should I work out shit when I'm on the road? I work it out on the road and I'm gonna like while people paid to see you, then I pay into what you workshop right now so what are the gym during the week right and ensure the guns and the weakest How about I learned how to do it that way. A coming up in the Boston see there was kind of ingrained Try out new shit during the week on the weekend. You come in here and you do you you. Do you good stuff

You do you're a level a material because, as you know, there was too many funny guys up there. That is, if you didn't, You know, if you didn't, then you wouldn't get there. You would get the gigs. Do you trust, like you know, now, people come to see you on purpose. In your fill, a big theatre with thousands of people. Do you do stuff and then you go? I don't know if this was that funny. I wonder if this crowd, just you know, cause they're your crowd. You're performing I've got a few times. If, if I laugh and people laughing at the sound of my laughed ass, he listened to the podcast like I in our guy, though there just deal Africa's, and I know that that is it, but I I I know when the thing is ready, it's really like. You know what it's a difference laugh when they're laughing laughing rather than being like all. This is the guy I saw in the thing, and now I'm lookin, Adam and mixed

it is our recognition, laugh verses. I got busts yeah like a serious like this. It does like two or three bets. I got go right now in my act like one, and I It made another comedian kind of double over when I visited Gaza guy. If I get a comedian due on, that I am obviously here I'm either on a good, road or I'm gonna, have to apologize somebody was catch us it. What a comedian laughs to our electorate, I just say something really offensive benign alcoves comic. We we all laugh. We laugh. I always feel it comedians, laugh in between the laughs right, right, right, right round, that's the shit that they find plenty. Other stuff is just to pedestrians by gay rights at a punch I get it. I get, but they'll laugh at other stuff. If there's something extra meaning, it is an element of failure to Joe fell. Laugh sets hyper stuff, that's completely drew or if its or, if it's something that is, you know what the audiences completely taken

by the other comics will laugh this my favorite, that's one of my favorite things I just love when a comic goes up and just has disbelief like right. Am I right? people in every sense like now not at all. You couldn't be more wrong. Just watching them feel that I know what that is. That is like it's a conclusive hit to your chest when that starts Look, I don't like watching people bombing ATA control like, but watching a friend of mine going up and bar that's it One thing I do miss about you know back in the days were you know when we will when up amused at army. We was so like the group of guys I came up with. We were just so just bad to each other. It was just barely region detrimental. When I really the back room, we always go away. When each other rockers we're toughening each other up, and it was just it wasn't like I was just just sort of really mean, and it was the funniest guy,

I've ever met in this business and we didn't write one fucking joke together, no sketch no script, nothing. We basically hung hard core eight years and just sat in just trashed each other non stop nonstop, yet those Joe sometimes those jokes were and the more you do. I feel like the less. It happens but every once in a while. Were you just take a swing so hard that the bat like wrapped around and hits the other side Your face in the audience will collectively say. Listen this happen very fast, but we all got together and we are a hundred. Then yeah unanimously, not on board with that. We are unanimously not on board with what you haven't. You know it's just save it look and never yet has gone now. What are you guys all people in the industry that are making fun of you know you can get out of it, I'm the only guy who did dips. My ball in a drawer full of steak. The only guy, ok. Well, I will

break my differences? I will celebrate my differences. Yes, I was raised to tolerate different you. I think it's in there lay comedy scene is actually you know that in the country the l, a comedy scene is not the best, but lately it's gotten good scan really is is getting ten times person I moved out it. That's really arrogance. That is not what I meant. No. When I came out here, because I, moved away from here and like ninety nine and I went back to New York, I've and New York just felt like home and then aft and then ah I was therefore by five six years in Niger. Felt like it was time to move on, and I was coming to allay Anna was liking it and I was fighting that feeling. Is that such a bad experience at first, I came out here. Why? Just I just one Get onstage and grow is a comic and that this is not the fuckin place. To do that, and I started coming You know I had a few things on tv and all of a sudden, like a few doorstep,

opening up like a large. You come down to the improper, do a certain like. I played a cool again cautiously. Let me on african states When I moved out here again, I remember, standing in the back of a comedy store in the late to thousands mid too late to those at two thousand and I remember watching some acts that we're going up and like this fucking depression, Lily washed over me and thinking like. Oh my god. What did I do? I move back out here to this and it's not that the comics were less funny issues. It's the gym thing. They get less reps, so people just tighter and more communicative fit in New York, like the average guy. There was okay with so much better. The allay drawn up three four times a night yeah yeah. Exactly very hard to do here. Yes, you do then, a week you I do that fucking opponent, that's so they would comics. Europe will run an amount of the gym, basically as they say, and so, but it just took me-

minute to kind of see you know through the forest just kind of sea like all that guy's good deck as good. So then I knew when to pop in window listen and when not to list, because it Always gonna be the new guys that figure I do and I was a new guy, but I feel like I'm. You know guys, like you, Joe Rogan and Gerard. Michael common alone. You know when he soon he came along our madrigal and it was all these guys that we're just like true Sebastian, and they would just really like guys at loved comedy and arm because so many other people, then I ain't gonna, like a total geek fan of so many people, but they keep booking tv work. Such a fan of their stand up like a fuckin annoys me just wanna, see improved yeah like is stopped, successful their right to do this, and then you fuck you back in the club where I need you yeah. I wasn't gonna see to stand like fortune. Faves there's like is like just every time I see shooters has said

present, how fucking funny she is the this time I saw that, like you know, and then I would always see ass. She was can. I was a child, he lay Lee and then she, why saw a pilot sums, keeps booking acting work like this. Why never see them the fucking she's too goddamn? Talented, don't let your success ruin your stand up. I know that I am always just like work. What look if somebody like a decent comic and then they get someone tv like a good. I'm good for them. You know right, that's great continue on, but if somebody I see somebody like I'm like this person be great frozen on the way to being like, like I want to say, I want to watch his person. Do hours, but they always these ideas and they keep book and shit. You like back there in your way from this, it's just my own Latona. What to do with the cretaceous means a nerd but the comedy store is any improper. Both amazing right now,

Mr Liese, another guy they came along jealous G8 legit headliner, like just like a legit like man, I gotta go, do little math before I gonna on after this guy is this guy is blowing the fuckin roof off the plane You know they have a lot of guys and then oh I'm forget every Mark Marin watching him. You know with you know, is what the FUCK cast, and then he got the following and then people got what he was trying to do. Although I do Miss Mark going up, is an unknown comic and watching people dealing with He was that there are so many guys we're like those the thing you are bringing Patrice again, I'm a base to try towards. No, the end hang on hang out like when I was in Europe. If I moved out here, I really try to enjoy.

Watching him interact with people that didn't know him Michael was even the shows afterwards when he was walking around New York. I used to like it was wasted so funny, but there will always be like this wave of like fucking there's no way this guy's not gonna, be super famous in Sunday We're gonna expect this and I'm never gonna get to see somebody like meeting him for it. First time not knowing who he is and just have in their head spun around one of my favorite things, I've got to see and while doing stand up, but now can all over the but like, but since then, when I first came out is like you know, Rogan the store Alla time marries down there. All these guys are down there and then all these new get ok, I call kids come up and they no watch all these guys that I, like images, it's just I don't know it's like- and of another I mean it's a fucking zoo down.

Now, as I utterly like, has seen its hard not to get me like everyone, you know, isn't it, maybe maybe this is kind of a goofy things but I swear every time I step on their main stage stage, it's hard not to feel the history of feet, Oh you paste around that stage and just sort of feel like. Oh, this is where you know this is where prior would get ready. Furred spent in the years where anything, so it's it's, it is I kind of every time I go in there, and if you like, a meeting a famous person like her, We know that now you gotta get past seconds, then that all affect it'll like affect your you sure, but when I first started going out, there was the late nineties and was a bad period to wear. It was just like I'm gonna, just comic communist I've. I've gone through tat, I started on a day

You know. I started ninety two of the aids. Oh yeah, yellow thou over that really are allowed that YAP and then it started to come back up again in the mid nineties and then a dipped again in the late nineties. After nine eleven, its did it just has continued to ascended them. Would like social media in the music, green plodding in movies and tvs, imploding, everything's, fuckin free. Somehow we sort of floated up an arm, but no nineties was sort of the era of you know. The price and with the tv show coming in and just barn and the like for like an hour and a half and having not really anything, talk about and it became like this and then all these

max I felt were watching it going like. I can't wait till I get a tv show so that I can go out there and what we already know that yen waste everybody the time and I just know there was like certain guys it just walked in and you just you know. If you go on the fucking three hours later, just say I'm gonna, but do you think the idea? Because people audience Consumers are so voracious for content. Now, the idea of, like you know, is a special still spare. Yes, I know it is used to watch the same specials over navigable killing. People just watch something wasn't ok what's neck without any this too many. This too many and especially used to be someone who is selling out clubs? who is a season headliner showcase why you was selling a clubs and now feature acts. Wanna get our long specials, so they can sell out clubs. So now it's it's really like, like their specialist basically what you would send you a club to try to get like when we send out of young just at the ice, not quite that bad.

I mean it's an amazing time where people are so prolific you know, I know a lot of guys say like I watch someone so special this person special and we have like overlapping tough and Oliver and it's like it's a gap, because people are getting specials too quick. This too many of them, and you don't have time to find you voice. So even if you give go onto somebody else's topic, you're gonna be taking it from my eyes skills. Well, there's gonna be like overlap. Presumably that happened to me early autumn. I I did those storytellers items of my the four Whenever did I get a half hour for comedy central and I was green to get a half hour me and I was like, let's see I did that, like us three so I was eleven years in and I was consider him to get a half hour special eleven years in that didn't happen when I started right. These have like the a list. The alias was, I allus comedian, doing half his act. I remember that yet so than by

Am I came along? The bar was dropped out, lower costs, comedy central was fuckin, given him out, like ghetto candied cigarettes right and these half hours so I was one of the guys Guide will run guys. It's give it to the fucking ready weirdo. So I did one in but like a year earlier than that, that show MTV cribs had come out and so a bit about MTV, cribs, ingress, Giralda rest, his soul. He had a bit in was so similar was fuckin, airy and grandmother. I think I did it stages outbreaks like dude egos, because I'm not fucking with you, I swear to God You know you can trust me. I have the exact same bit and I were I got yet great. Obviously, and I we see I know you're not. I know who you are. I know you wouldn't do that or whatever so and we had both. I don't. I we both need a material at the time. So he made this sort of agreement that we were both just do the debate on the route, as was

generic, like oh yeah, watch in Brittany, spears and a fuckin helicopters. I've said not a fucking air, madam, is among the most obvious. You know angle that you too on that railway young guys when we did it so I go Do my special and I forget their conversations, and I do the bit of men. How did I get an especial like a year later? He also forgot the recession and he did the bit by bit. They was, he did it after me. Sorry one! You know I started getting emails backed emeralds on a well done. Calm. The Zaragoza Gonna go. Your good pledges you know this guy Gregg, Geraldo, stealing your shit, and then I called him up ass. I do did you do the Fuckin Brittany spheres, it he goes off, yeah. Why I go, I already did it on another one and I think he was

I think, as ever we stated that he was stolen from for me. It was just. It was one of those things, but now that is back then that was like, like shit on these young guys today, women that it get me special because I was accept back then it like when I started guys at level got nothing and then by time I got to that level. It was you gotta half hour, and now you get an hour. And then you combine the faculty backed and even then, when I got you are the way for them to tat you on the head, with their magic wand, going ok little boy, you can go, live your dream now for half an hour now, comics get too side. Oh ready, this, special. This is worthy of being a special, so I'm alive we'll concerned were like you know, as a fan, a comedy like if, like Chapelle Chris Rock puts one out Louis, like I want a month to take that in you know, see it think about it, be affected by it, but now

like with that is with a new one common out every week, it's just say becomes like like that. That thing with like lost member lost, Where was just like everybody, be like you know, you don't want to show you gotta get caught up or like you yes, watching the wire you gotta, watches and you'll, be like sixty fuckin episodes behind and even though you knew I was gonna, be a great show. It was just so like the far too much pressure. Yes and I feel like I'm a little apprehensive me. Maybe this I'm just the old guy gonna, when I was a kid Yeddo isolation I said you're ready, but that there is going to be an element of of there are only so much hours that are ready to go right. You don't mean, unlike I mean I don't I don't know. I don't know where this I don't work goes. I have no idea one thing I just say to myself, though, that keeps me com,

because I'm a lively, Sarcoma Jesus Christ to my liking, hair metal right now is that what's going on how accessible this has become, but that's what I think is people always want to laugh. That's the thing so Why do you keep onto the clubs you stay contemporary? The thing is, if you, if you'd stop going to the clubs and you stop being around the young guys come on up. You know, because you don't stand that your influence that everything just influences it and then you kind of change with the times it's when you stay out of the car. So you're just performance, your crowded they're, getting older and older, and your shows get an early earlier. Yeah I'll send you do in the three p M show, and then you walk into the comedy store b. I shall out three p m shows around the country you gotta go in there and you're gonna get your fuckin aspect and you're gonna be literally. It's gonna be like you're going up. This play a disco everybody, listen to these fuckin dj amid Ives? I do. I can't even tell you how many times I've seen that and I walked out of the cabinet- happens because it's like a fuckin bucket of water,

It appears that what I meant a lot driving terrifies me and then watch and somebody have to try and make it again that at that time, Make it again is harder than making it yeah when she went fuckin lose em and then you'll come back again here this old fuck and everybody's your age, the two Fuckin old go out now ignoring college, they don't have money to go, see you now. You're gonna come around like this old creep and start to colleges. To try to get that governance is, is a few people can do it right region can just to work for them. Oh yeah, you can count on one hand, but I saw Louis Black yeah. I saw lives I've seen in, but you talk about the best of the best but like I would not want to live, such as I'm just gonna. Vegas does like some of them. Can I go? You know what fuck it I'm gonna go be in one place: yeah us go to Vegas, you know, like that's the right crowd interest. Do that, but that

what you're saying you have to invest their money wisely, because this this thing were like, then you it's this weird thing where you, but then you- famous in Vegas in you're. Not you go if he had not famous anywhere, so anglers around the world around around the United States know who you are yap, but then, God forbid, you go to Portland Seattle to do a gig and you know those same twenty. People that showed up to Vegas Shell from Portland Yup will shortly show you staring at an empty high value per farm. We were eating shrimp cocktail hour so but it is scary to I do a run there, but I I wouldn't I would never do. Melling read my like a two year long residency. Now I would go out of my In my view, I don't think I could. I could barely handle it for a week. I think we're gonna. I will go to my fucking mind work in any club for your straight, like I what I like about this job as I have a dvd, massively Oh, like I love and I always hated when I had a day job, and I got to the point where I've been there for a year

like you know what one year ago today I was standing right. Fuckin here just would always. Like a loser? So I, like I, love that every week even the same act and I'm workin out, though I look at the background changes. You know me like a high and cartoon right, yeah yeah, yeah that'll, rather than the same background, keep going by that that that becomes to me big comes like mundane: theirs, the new to see then I'm not think a new thoughts and my actual ITALY, just I just go into a star nosedive after sore you continued you take any. Are you taking any time off with the birth of the baby or you can I did but I also made sure I did enough. I didn't nothing. What I did was. I came out of the gate. Doing clubs, unlike Monday's whose data whenever and letting people now that you know our right and they have a fucking came with some subjects and what it is but always the our years. It's just momentum and I

stage, and I am able to go for twelve minutes hang on for dear life. Although hours up and in the next time it will be its thirteen and then you know, lately I was stuck in the twenties and it has in the next what they went up to like the forties or whatever me, and I was still forward and whatever, but like I now I got a downward, I'm I'm I'm love in my act. I'm leavin the direction that is going in and I don't have a bunch of baby material. As has just been awesome- and you know I'm excited that I am a dead, so I dont have a bunch of stuff go. You can't do that. Darned is things like I don't doubt banya they don't care, though, on your face to rags and again, beloved the boy, those your don't care. They must send a phone outlets baby shit because it was on my hand people, but you love your love and about you. How are you who s question thirty

shares, I don't you do it and I do it. I swear to God. I gotta wanna see you do a set of the guy that you hate. I want to see you do that, avoids the comic, but you can't stand because our bad We have one night that before night a comedy I would bet you know somebody does something that you actually do in Europe going on. I gotta that guy Hog, but I'd. Let that actually do think you'd. You know, because I think you sort of build up these ideas in your head of work. While there are certain territories, I'm just not going to go and because I know that's not all, but as an experiment. I became a fun because maybe you discover that because of you know now you always. I respect the fact that I decided to be in this business. I respect that. I was done enough to do this and I don't like like to talk about after family. Just what I'm supposed to be doing here is. You know, I made sure, as much as it is based on my life it's based on a bot MIKE Mike prices, life and Dave richest and all the people that we have in the writers room. Like everybody contributes, so they want it back

is is unless you were in my family. You actually we'll pick out. Ok that right there that's based on truth, oh my had used to say that on my brother did that, but like I want Do the show where my family or anybody. You know that the stories my about, could sit down and watch him and not be like humiliated. I got analyzed, humiliate people and I I just have like you know this field am I gotta go through fourteen years and she's just like dad. You liked so not funny Bob live. If I was on stage talking about her. Ah, I would want to see what that would do to our relations Edgewood like like. Sometimes I see commerce from some the shit they say about their kids psychiatric you'd. You really. This last forever on the they're gonna see this. Their classmates are gonna, see this right and you're, exaggerating something that they did and then they gonna get a fuckin nickname out of this being a kid is hard s No, so I don't. I don't. Wanna do that's unemployed if, if I'm ever, I always what about her in a roundabout way. Down and out and keep the jokes

on me, you can remain like I'm, not gonna, be like you, like down. My kids left me at all. Well, I'm going to say it you know: just Sicily doesn't cut it up in a very sweet late you're having a baby is very sweet. You're gonna love is the greatest thing either quickly. Greatest possible moment of my life just last night with her when she was. The great mood he had taken a nap. You know what she was lying on: a back she's at that age. No, would like babies when the date they lift their legs at may put their feet together. Like all still flexible, you don't mean forget, being the wolf so long and she just talk in Djibouti and I was just putting my nose to her nose imitating her and she thought she loved it and was laughin, and all that I did that for like ten it was like the greatest thing ever Anna. Wife Tommy, because you know it's actually really good form like use possible

whom regular and also imitate the sounds they're making, so they know to keep repeating the sounds or whatever I just thought. I was havin fun, but it was like like just when they look up at yet like how bad they wanna like connect with the and interact with you and when you, acting with them. Like tat, I mean they haven't seen star wars, yet they haven't seen scarface. So they look at you like us up boarding to take him to tell you that I won't leader. This is the most amazing show. I'm ever going to see in this debate. Have that that experience like, like my daughter, may, might my wife crisis today, just by walking in in those like a sheet I got to the comfort it was up to hunt you want to see her, so she just start. We will push up. She pushed weigh up ahead like the biggest smile ever am I adjust it just melted our thoughts and it's like cry stuff is on mother's day. Man was, it was ass, we its awesome, so I dont see comedy in any of that right, like what am I gonna go on, Why would I ruin that.

The lad. I got to broaden our term work. Is it worth it to do that? a guy to get it Are you sure you don't comic? I can't stand now. The latest one is the cause comic, the colony with the cause. Yeah. Let's stop bullying. Let's talk about this issue that fuckin issue, because afterwards, and I don't mind if you do that, but you gotta keep the jokes common right it that you have just let dont sacrifice the and service of a massive. Don't you say something and then get a fuckin applies brain and guidelines on Oprah right then that's when I guess that's like lily right. My teeth are drawing together with jokes. Just do a jokes. I stayed out the parking lot when an act like that is on our somebody's going to Europe vat in the the white guy. Tell it like it is, that's the other one that I have to leave

I can handle the kid man you know you to put. It becomes a big Look at the reality of about two days, those in truth, Zasada AIR Travel, the sit in real as it was the blank club. Not. I was just the danger is cavity. Demands are yet the person who was the person who was already assumed that they're just too much for the It's not realizing. It's like no you're, just annoying, there's no jail. Yours, like you know when you meet the psycho Chicken. She just like guys are intimidated by me. They can't handle meets IKEA. Your fuckin psyche ever think of that Europe pockets like like they should. They should date, those those types of comics they they probably die, but then they would for can have a kid and then what would that be? It could be the most well adjusted child from having to completely insane parents that Portugal is making a positive part in that

magnetism hold up, but it, but it could happen, it could happen, but I really just makes me talking to you just makes me feel I get my schedule is so crazy. I dont get to spend as much I'm casino married. So when you find what I'm jealous work, I want to go to see my wife, but I, but every day I go on talking, I should be the fuckin club. Banal should be working on jokes and I- and I just I, don't- have the energy you find him. What you're doing did you find out you you're a fucking, you re you're on your own enterprise. Doesn't matter I just it doesn't matter. I liked being on stage like fuckin telling jokes. I love it. I love it with eager, then you'll be fine. You don't, but you know I love what you're saying about your dear you baby, because so much comedy comes out of discomfort and if there's nothing uncomfortable about something, then No one I want to keep it for me. I don't want to just be like strip my

Every aspect of my life. You know me, like I haven't said our name or whatever you know I just I just I don't want to. I don't wanna do like that, but that that's like that's my life. What is it you dont want? How can I get a shot out to some of the people that the talented people on the show this? Let's do a shadow to efforts for family office for family that I, as a show that I do with its funds company wild West? We put the show, together with the great might price. Cole creator, the shelves Simpsons legend Peter Billingsley MIKE Lag Neeson all the great voice actors we get. Lord Dern placed my wife just along place. Kevin SAM Rockwell place next door, VIC David Cameron. Whoa Collins, Hayley, Reinhard, Debbie, dairy, Varied Trevor devolve Michael Kevin Richard in and we act Cavern Michael Richardson Calamagrostis inside Dyslexia? Michael K, Williams,

is from the wire speaking of the wire pleaded characterising insane cast. Yes, what an incredible group of people? Oh yeah, that's what you do. You surround yourself? I saw Seinfeld so that what chambers. But a serious. I say just surrounded myself for the most talented people. I could you know that would want to hang out with an does weed I was in on pretty much all yeah additions that people had because they know the bigger people didn't have to audition. But I was a huge fan of of all of them and I just watching them being in the booth like just watching that everybody's different processes, they were trying to figure out the voice that they were gonna. Do has just been the gray like atmosphere. One of my most favoured thinks was watching Dave, Kirchner being Bob POGO and I came over the line he was doing, but he was literally lean back away from the mighty looks like he was doing. The backstroke uses swimmin swing in both of his arms. However, this line is he's pretending like eat, a pizza, somethin and just

long when he does Kevin a farm in the booth. I can't look at him. If he's being mad because he should get selected, it's fucking look of determination. Daddy's completely, like you know, there's a vacant seek as cabins alone at the brightest bob. Sometimes yet he hasn't. He is a sweet kid, but like just the sort of captures all of that and his son, does a face. He makes when he's done talking when he's mad at his desk. Why play frank? Dairy farm look Adam I'm gonna ruin the take so long as just another. I've had such a good. Tom with everybody on so it's the second seasons. Ten episodes. Last year we only had six. Because I think it was weird itself so fastest ass. A smooth business moves like four years ago for committing to be want to come in to Netflix unwanted you a cartoon was

third, we like what why why why? Why would you want to do that, like you know to do, because they think that they wanted me to do more like what Louis was doing right iron was torn and I'm looking at those shows go, and I can't do it better than those guys right like those guys, like you know, like Fuckin Louis, who everything what's always the wrong question, though they go hey, don't I do a show like that. No, I want to find the thing that, I want to do the way that they found the thing that they want to. Do. I don't want to come be their thing that you know you know. I think that that Guy Louise FUCK and actually destroying do you want to do it like half is good or maybe a third is good. You know. Maybe we're gonna do that, as we now know about a guy who wants to be a french rodeo clown like second no Keziah already did that will put an Fresno and he wants to be a juggler however, in light of what is not the same thing at all, is that they have built up we'll get their bread Garrett plays MA. Am I going to get the voice? Mail? Hey, billets Zack can be called the fuck broke and also in then like said

this has been going on Ike as we were doing it like and then either, but really helped. Our show was, as we were doing, a bow jack came out right, which I think both jack. I give them tremendous credit. I love that fuckin show I, like I do, is I love his house. Oh Jackson, since the ship that fucking Hollywood Hills House with the pool it's right on the edge never seen that I'd onto something about every time I watched B. Like I when I watch the the opening credits is that it's not a comedy to me like I'm lookin out, like that's fucking, disguise the shit. Look at our house. God. That's indication, money whatever, but anyway, I feel like they kind of like, kicked open the door for us, and we were able to go in and, fortunately was different. So I have two questions. You as a ravenous everyone. We ever concerned that being happy in comfortable would be. Do you have that we

sort of fear that Nanda with me in my my twenties and earlier. Not everybody comic. If I'm happy and comfortable, I go to therapy. If I do this by do that, if I try to work out This shit. No, that's not what I worked out for me. What it actually was was me becoming a happier person was great for the people in my life tat I care about, and I was really difficult I was very difficult to be around and I am not saying that I'm not still, but I'm a lot less difficult. So I mean you can't mnemonic therapy that you go to the amount of shit you talk. No matter how my fuckin rainbows you look at. You still have your paint right to draw on. It's just. Now not taking it out on other people. Sure that's how I looked like my twenties into my thirties was just me. Thinking that I was this great guy and I was going around. I was hurt a lot of people and of assists. Like you know the day, when I kind of look back at it, allows and I want to be this guy and limited. I gotta

we're going as a whole lot of people. That would fucking tell you some stories that I do, but you know I am working but I'll buy into that in I've had a few people who like used to be, I agree I liked you were you when you were grids like I will go watch some old tapes to find a younger angrier com. Those are not going through this like I'm not gonna, be that fuckin guy that just the Euro has a fuckin aneurysm at fifty five rice ass in all that shit yeah, you don't have the aneurysm people go move you know is now we're doing it's the same guy who claimed I couldn't the great em up anger rage, em up there, you go, I tried to tell him after I happened, after I tried. I wonder that our also I said Bell make it down here. Ellison deserves to be dead. He fucking deserve, believes in sangree guy I'll tell him to keep me fuck integrity soon up now it does it does it in I, you know I have a fucking, amazingly

and I'm enjoying the shit out of it, but I still also you'd. I fuck up a lot and I I still have the temper with. What did I do you'll do since the last month. I I The screen on my laptop by stabbing it with my phone. So it's still there? Just goes my daughter smiles and makes my day now doesn't mean that that's That's the saddest thing about my temper. Is it at so many it's just like if I could just handled if I could just handled those moments right beside them run around yelling at people I mean I'll, do it in the car level over wrote road Ridge, surprise, surprise, put lake. It's just like you're. So much of it is that shit like the way like I'm a big. I wish it didn't change. Guy, like I miss opera.

Measures. Ok, I didn't mind what I had to stand in line and checking for my fuckin flight. I don't give a fuck, as you know, back then not as many people flying it all kind of balanced out. And I always shit, like the reason why stab my phone in my laptop was because I followed all of you know: Steve Jobs is fuckin. You know adjourned. The here and I updated the new system, and then it couldn't talk to my fuckin laptop and then I lost all the power. Ass words and I couldn't get on it and all this shit in and it was me and they would treat like I was some asshole tried, but I couldn't figure out how to get in and I thought I finally got in and like three times during the day I had the laptop in my and I was right, a fuckin break it over. My me, like that's even possible, but our right to throw it and I,

setting it down. I wouldn't do it and then finally, like at nine o clock at night, it was closed this. How hardest hit hard I stabbed it. I just took it. I just I just Falcons felt so good about a times. I've had my Iphone in my hand just begun to like put the attention to snap at Ryan, I've been, and I and the anger I gets halfway down my forums and stop because I've mature enough to know that, right after I do it the saddest factions gonna less for maybe ninety seconds you gonna have to go, get another phone yeah, I haven't, got it and then I gotta go down and I have to find good of the grove. It's a car, its cost. You know everything out Is it worth paying that costs, but I think losing all your passwords would make most people want to stab their laptop with their phone. No, I had my password, which I believe I was yelling at my computer. We really we ve all done it

it's fine, that's not a bad! You know. It's rightly sets an inanimate objects acumen. Would you just take that sound bite? Just play that to my wife? said it? We ve all done it. I don't know why you, you think what I'm doing is weird. These things definitely fuck and listen to you, though, because I was pitch in some tv show the other day and it was with somebody else, and I brought up by those that old guy moment. I brought up the banana split. So, yes, our efforts in the UK and like the guy, like I'm so old, the guy running. The network had no fucking idea what it was. You know the natural gas tankers as a danger island. Dear Michael visit, nobody and then like My body goes his hind sent me a taxi sent me a picture. I turned the sink back on a short you, like he gonna fuckin little, sales pitch thing on the side of the fucking kids call it to buy a banana split,

he sure, like how random is that that is pretty ran this bullshit. Yet like fucking, listen, if you type it in, I explained it. I think I sense a beetle juice, like I said Billy splits like three times and european lights. Up like oh yeah, this guy's really interesting option recently. Shop on my phone. I am delighted I can't understand everyone's fascination with like a lax. Or any of the home assistant devices like they're, just listening to everything tv. You say you do if you get tee with a camera gotta put table with YAP. I do, though, my way- I do have a laptop jerry. I know all that shit. You did you see you back and your wife, you can watch jerk off there's just like it's like you were there. Jim Carry movie the good morning at nine get anything. But if was born good afternoon a good night, then the other, the self facing. Hammer for masturbated is terrible because the ECB, to worse part, is just whatever dumb fuck.

As you are making in the process yeah. I I can't imagine I can't imagine like that's the thing in the future. They, I just can't imagine the absolute loss of all privacy and then just the way people they there. Evelyn attitude towards it like way. Man not to give a thought you want what we do What was the bear my way give shit fuck. Do I care like those people issues like, and this is the thing them is this just to see that for every personal. Like a dude, it's probably not a good, probably not a good thing to have that out there. You really thought this through with your relatives at all that this guy you write that down.

Doing what I, like, you know, who you weren't repaying, wouldn't take good care. Put me up to screw you. Me I don't give a fuck person, who lay actually is a dull but thinks there's smart person is just that she's, probably most of the internet, by the way that most of the internet, there are scientific, there's, scientific studies to back up. That's the whole fifty, so that that's the one thing you know every so often almost text you and go hey. What now I know you baby see bribe no free time, but I want to say that I have I still every day you know what that we live in relatively near each other. We should just have lunch, but I was feel like I'm bothering you and I want to bother you and have you go like fucking one eye with his Joe. It gets me out of the house. I find my wife would like

I get a. How will I would love to do? I would love to take because we did our fears. It was really for now bring my parents bring your parents happening over there. Your parents, building outbreak to other old, really white. Looking people be like iron socio parents- yes, nothing we have. This progress is that I feel that the internet has to make these star wars. Scarface map face mash up, but gotta do it because it's fitted they both. You know they think they both came from very humble beginnings, I don't know if it's called scar wars or star face, but someone has to make the Luke Skywalker twenty Montana MASH up where he basically starts taking over. Then it would overlap with kiss work I really would star child star face, so it's totally montana in in in a really make our guy with a fuckin light sabre. I love it. Vega, it's done! That's it! That's a newt! That's internet picture, mother fucker,

Well, fine, then Katy Forbes showing me that that was not a creative idea, because the old man did everything spent there's, no more Regina, the worst feeling I had without haste to watch all these drum videos right, instructional drawer. Videos. You know that I, when I watch the zone of Rice still suck, but there was just like there was this summer, The bad ones out There- and I was I would Rosa was the place drums one time and I was just going like do you know I would love to do. I got it so far inside. I would love to do a parody of a fuckin Roman strutted arm is a yes. How did you know? He did that do there is inside things are really he little egos. Because so he's already doing that I gotta get up here. Somebody's already do pockets do what they like barometer cycle he's already. I gotta do they came out like six weeks ago, something it was just like at that point I was just like I quit. I fucking I give

There was no reply. Do he had everything he had the awful? hastily sure that they always had and those videos the early ninetys and all these jazz, I've always had you having many other thing to where they were just play. This completely fucked up odd time thing and they went Don T be a pause in the song ended and then they would spontaneously start laughing and then you'd. Sure at home when you try to laugh to, like you understood what musically just happened, but nobody at everything he everything. It was, of course, new, ridiculously difficult patterns that you would never You know you would never put in any sort of a song completely useless shit and Danny Fuckin killed it. Yet Some things. Are you? Ok, I can see how that would have already been made, but there are other times we go. It doesn't even into your mind that someone else would have an you how the fuck that's not possible if someone else gives a shit to this level and like I don't know what he made her. I actually somebody actually bought it. For me, there was

I worked with a comic on the road and he goes yeah due to that's what it was, because I was so in them in during that time or soap. Fuckin like this, it was even that he did. It was just light because all my other ideas. Oh, that's our development. All it's only been done. Fucking Eddie Murphy had sought like that thirty years ago- sites everything. I came I am abstaining, Fuckin original and then I was just like, I suppose, digging or a deeper, and I as like. Now this there's no fuckin. When I was just talking shit, I wasn't gonna, do it and the fact that he actually did it was actually depressing. Just like I've gotta play. We hope is that one's real personal cause- that's not just wouldn't be crazy. Matched up start like two things that everyone knows? That's like a very personal. This is part of your life. You play drums. See these instructional videos like you, can find some of those old videos in the guitar ones. A great together was called hot licks, MRS back before Nevada and all those guys came along and others are doing. A guitar solo was like enough kissing. Your sister is something other son. You couldn't do that anymore.

I hope that we can use the resources, be totally normal. You know rockstar little Mary, the second cousins. They they had guys. I ll just show you how to do all this shit with the whammy by our making squeal in order, but like the it got so bad, unlike those by the end of the eighties. It's like your guitar. The kind of match your outfit. You have like these, like I'm, not going to say the guitar There was a guy like this sort of greenish guitar and then like it the pattern that he had on the body of ill matched? His boots match the same thing on his boots. He had around his belt. He touches genes into his boots. You could see his boots matches guitar, which matched his belt. It was like rock star

tar like it. If he ever watched W K our pin it was we something that makes you go yea. It was just too much thoughts, leverage or watch Evans. Revamp may think is at hand ten episodes as opposed to six without trying to talk about early was of trying to get to that was soon. That's why we waited six the first got it because- and I don't think they would have given me the show if Vince Fond Income onto the pitch meeting. So thank you to him, and take it all everybody that are mentioned in any way that I might have forgot proud of the season, may thirtieth on Netflix and if you haven't watch yet you'll have sixteen to watch and I hope you find it is funny as we do and Bill also has a pod cast. Yes called the Monday morning by Monday morning, podcast monument,

workers- and I also have these Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast, where I just checking on you. I won't let you half hour and that's it other than that it will be up in Canada when a pig's s get Tune Regina. Over the next and I'm DR and the whole fucking know. What's everyone, a beggar drive the whole thing. This is like known of exist. It's a nice It is like that whole areas- just it's just I don't know people over there. I do it's not a big fuckin, farmhouses bifocals they'll be some they'll be something over some weird place to guess need some weird fuckin tourist attractions, equally drove across Nebraska. One point is this: fucking footbridge that goes across is at the eighty two eighty, what the fuck is this thing? They went to some sort of weird, you know: Wyatt Earp, Tiber native american, sad western Fuckin tourist attraction, I'm just saying that in these fuckin, like flocks of geese flying in fees, you don't see that settled war to bombers like there were so many of you, but you know what people

People really your LOS Angeles, and you just see shit stuff, all the time everywhere. Seeing court on quote, nothing is really coming like others just yeah just treat users like all the same. I really know about your nobody Ursus like it. It's like a like a recycled cartoon background, it's the same bar and that that the forty five degree angle that they dont there like well, there's no point in taking it down cuz what I'm going to do with it. So just let it fall. That's my dream of my wife would never live out there. I would love to fucking live out there. The whole house and the detached barn that I turn into a drum rooms Garber, slow, Slash, sports bar. I have my old truck and my whatever model car in there and then it's fuckin it I'm good unification home occasion, vacation home just fuckin cause, I'm not there. It depends.

About other people than their bang and I'm one gb. What do I owe you one Ribeiro, my wife, your bar shine. You walk away at all. You want to see my balls here all this up on a camera that I don't give a fuck. We got to pervert outcome gather if you want to watch, you sure, don't make another one. Although the guy thought I go on there s all now than it was all. May I thank you, Avonlea worker leaving? No, dot com enjoy your router.