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Your bill. Birthplaces seem to be some kind of sports. On the background I bill, I'm not sure I see a guy with a tower on his neck and he sweaty in their some ice. Would that be talking Guatemala hockey hockey? Are we doing this? We got a world live man and lies number into my cell. In our eyes we dont there's no official. We trip through the door you're doing, the most amazing might check every like this guy huh. This. During my check, I feel, like our broadcasts are an hour long might check. And then right we get to the end were like right now, let's do this, but then we ve already used up our time. I'm a huge argue for highly have these sunrise package and that's what I do I sit on, watch all the games, like I'm scouting, the league or of every one of my Friends when I was younger all played, I mean like when I was in college. All my friends play hockey manned my buddy, the skin him well

who is you know as a geek, he was a goalie for a while until someone hit a park at his face and which you do it, mine dinner and the puck split his face mask and went through, unlike split his head. Why open? While where did he get that face? Mascot? described the I'm gonna goes J. I think it's nothing. It said. I think, it's way more importantly, who the kid that hit the park, whose you plan for a lawyer knows the mask hey Joe in Mexico, underneath this is like a sound like a niceness son anybody Mcguinness. That sounds like a sporty thing. Yes, I know Cardenas, I actually I actually didn't play hockey when I was, I grew up outside of Boston and is one of the areas where you'd you had to grow up in a hockey family. Where was like your parents were willing to take it away. The rank it like five. Thirty in the morning in my my parents who more traditional baseball there, which is based

also in the knowledge that it caused a big like nine thousand dollars a kid to play, as is ridiculous spends not only that, but it's like big hockey players trunks, all those kids just they smelled. Like some, one took a shit on death and aided and threw it back up like it was the worst cause you kids hard to wash that stuff. That's funny about hockey's. All they talk about is the goons in the thuggery and how its bar Eric and is really an leaders, sport It really is that you guys here even afford to play it well yeah. After life. I you have to be a graceful brute, which is a very interesting dichotomy and afford skates. Affords You have to learn how to walk in run all over again and fight. I mean I've. The live hockey games. I've been through the couple. I thought they were fascinating. I like to observe it sounds like you're not coming up. How do you enjoy your first argue that was fascinated very

Trusting everyone live hockey's the best sport to watch and against the best sport to go to? I enjoy life hockey, the most really. I will basketball I wouldn't want you agree. You have to learn how to watch it on tv like, like, though the thing about when you watch it tv. The line change is happening slightly my place somewhere over near my walk in closet is where their actual scale inaudibly, but If you never wash you like, why did they all go up and just quit? Why are they so people are understand? How tired you get like the average shift is. I think it's only like a minute ninety seconds long or something like that and there absolutely exhausted in so yet road trip killing yourself across the ice with like forty pounds of clothing, and their big guys, and so their bodies have to work harder anyway. Weird sport does it's like of this thing. Let's do this but actively, but let's make it harder on ice yeah. It reminds me of the hail of Harrison Berger on having just recreated the conversation how they came up,

the two guys. Let's do this fund activity for let's, let's make it harder we about his eyes. We should be doing something almost all good at this. Let's someone's older brother was like fuck, you nerds in the nets with fighting came in IRAN and pounded, but why rip off their shirt lies that, like a thing pull over our heads. They can't see you less. Thirty four is dirty pool but they don't necessarily really do that anymore, like dissolved and a lot more generally. They are they still allowing breast knuckles. Ad hoc ear was at that that step slap shot, and this combination that movie in the seventies today has a brothers are not playing anymore yeah now, but that you know at the thing is: is they got whenever this there's an incident in hockey like some bad habit. These people come out of the woodwork and they start describing hockey like its nineteen. Seventy five and I sit at home, laugh and gone. I wish it was half as barbaric like this bit like they used to be like to be a fight. A period had seen released a couple fight, a game.

I watched the Bruins Games and you think I like three games without a fight dummy Guenaud couple little pushing and shoving spun the fine print more now than they did before they did, they did this stuff to the sport? To appease these people, who credit size did so then it that those same people could continue did not watch hockey that they must be the benches were across from each other. So the teams of what the, look at each other. So after a shift, if you hated a eats their eyeball on each other there, it was a lot times it come on, just fights and and they they made, they made him so each other's can't look at each other there's! No third man in Any more. You guys used to be tat. You could do third man and which is basically if the two of us were fighting you now, I'm gonna get. You could just be out my guys losing any. You could just come over and smash. Well, that's when I start watching

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the little audio tour, and you know you shop on the audio two or numbers than other. Tell you about whatever you standing in front of. We were just walk up in front of her. Handsome hit like fourteen and really like this is them Joel wearily, astronauts showered every day and base if we did literally were sending from attract cans of vending machines trying to make it fun survey showers are impossible gravity I'm I'm I'm worried about other sire. I guess I guess I will go to the house that you gonna be able to cross so one of the further the space capsule they would have. We call on the things at the top of the rocket couple again, and I think I called flippity deuce right is that roof with any dishes here's than was originally they're. Gonna put it in Cambridge Massachusetts. Kennedy was gonna, have everything there and then, when Kennedy died, Johnson was like from we tended. He died due like this. I don't like first date, thirty days

either by the third day Darien anyway. I've already she's she's just started loosening the restraints of your on dates, so you kind of gonna, let it let loose We're gonna like if there's any hope, I'll show up in my NASA teacher we sharpening and you're in it like an astronaut suit in a flight suit if they made them If I were to that, discourage large. As I was when I was a kid I was, I was like I'll. Never get to go to space camps. Fetch exists. The big I also wanted to guide double there really bad, but I gotta get stuck in. What we have achieved is a cry. You can read about it. If you can read about it in men, virus new, autobiography too fat redouble their superman. Bedeviled out we can squeeze through with all that shit I like, and what did I get a lack of a sandwich? Did you did you try? You did like. What's that? Working hours is said, fuck it I'm goin. Now I've really. I play baseball in, and football like that at all

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live in London. I found in London that they were. One of those crowds were first far London. I guess they take everything as a rhetorical question they have back when I was asking them if they had squirrels over there. I was legitimately ask him I hadn't seen when they found out later that they had read squirrels over there and then, asshole brings us the gray once from the states in trying to get pussy look what I got some new I've been somewhere and then I guess they beat the shit out of the red ones. So then they said to protect the red ones, and so a matter no, I what two five hundred workers or a great way to get pussy family policy leads, you wanna go get some pussies Jonah wanna get all the pussies every policies we gotta go out to those clubs and get all the possible even so much pussies. I Never done. I've been the Edinburgh Festival, but I almost there was almost a language barrier because the accent was so

back then I didn't understand, went ass again you the way you speak, that they would be able, understandably, as they watched the news and stuff. It's like those guys speak. That career speeches, what they call a unit. You sound like you're from nowhere, not saying you sound that way, but you're close enough like when I so you I don't know where you're from Ojeda it I'm I was by was born of Kentucky Raisin Tennessee Jesus really here. Are you sure you would want to heroes? Hyping my Kentucky Yes MA am, I touch is in a bad mood. Asshole, as I now now can we stand then overalls with wheat. Hang my flyers inside vaginas, so people's families would come out when it goes a unifying here that tell me about it. I want to hear about comedy in Glasgow because I feel terrified to go. Perform overrun in in great Britain anymore. Now should be really yes well. What it wants,

they're gonna, do now. That's what you always gotta think earlier last summer and they're always gonna be wearing something stupid or they set visited the or they're gonna like they can have a big head I have something that you can go on, particularly in great Britain yeah. I have only drive and movie foreheads yeah me, that's where I got mine from but its later date. I'm not saying lay specifically like like London, I'm just saying that any crowd that that that messes with you is is there's gonna, be something that you can say back to him and, generally speaking, the whole crowd is on your side right, unless you do like the APOLLO or something like that words. Actually that's part of the experience, where are you know? If you you got there, ever deeper yeah? Oh my god like I survived it, that's the only describe it I didn't get booed. I did. I did well yeah, which by killing for awhile dude. What first, while doing now, there's no those white guys with absolutely destroy

on it, but I did I went out and I that I didn't get like. I went out there thinking donkey, booed dont, get booed, dunk, abode, nay, not gonna, be performing your best thinking that type of stuff. You know a couple people before me had gotten booed. And Euro six standards. The side of the stage gone. Why I really need to do do as far as my white, my white guy Journey a half hour comedy central, but it was just something I wanted to do as a community. Just because scared, the hell out of me, and I that's the one thing I hate the most being on stage. I hate being scared, because then you're on your heels, then you not be and yourself and then you hate yourself, go and how when it's like way. I do this to fill me up. You know like this what makes my day worth it, and if I got enough, I go and stage in arms, and I hey guys our arena and just off that's the worst whenever so I just was like I'm just gonna drive right into the storm here. You know

You know and believe me, I got humiliated a lot, but it but it definitely situations like going to lunch Dublin in Scotland and even People go man, you know I mean I know about. Scotland was brave heart in the train spotting you need yet no that's hours picture with some drunk, I throwing a bottle and lands on some woman's head. Everybody wraps and punctilious Andrews make deck. Also those don't don't forget about Scott Living environment, in writing is that their babies crawling ceilings. Scottish scottish toddlers only when the drugs are really good, yeah yeah they like to dine crowd ceilings. I am stressing that you did the APOLLO and and I love the idea of it was interesting. The longer I've been doing comedy professionally now, since ninety nine and I'm gonna get to that point where, maybe maybe you will, maybe you know what I'm talkin I'm sure you do you want more relevant in eighteen eighteen years you can have what people

perceived as a good show, and you yourself are really awful about it. If you feel like you got scared or you feel again, you didn't gonna pull out yourself what every wanted to pull out, but then you can also have shows where the crowd isn't into you. But if you feel like why I fight did everything I would want to do. You can still feel ok about it, yeah if it's a bad set up, or if they're morons, which we rarely well, I just say the entire crowded morons, but that there are certain times like you know. I used to do like all kinds of different rooms, and I found some of those those with uptown rooms, wanna be an all black crowd. Sometimes, if you just got I really like specific demographic. Was almost like going up in front of a bunch of rednecks. It was the. Parts of it lower like the really really redneck crowd wants to hear. You talk about. You know having a fuckin, you know a car in a bathtub Ryan on your frontline and if any

you're not talking about that? They don't want than they don't give a shit there. I those rooms you would go in debt. If, if you like, as a white guy, that the point of view that view you could be the White Guy trying to act, black or you can be the way Guy talk about how scared you were being up there, and but if you actually went up there and tried to do bits and like like Google like talking about whoever was president at the time. You were just instantly considered, corny and everyone would, you know you know either not paying attention the way to throw shit at you depending of those black neck rooms arrived complex yeah? I don't know what I think are really equivalent. You said It should be able to cause, is not malicious and why you read really if we should be I should on rednecks constantly Anna and I feel bad for doing that, because that means, if they were people that I grew up with you know my dad.

Center Matilda until you have the right to do it. I feel- and I can say it- people because I was a redneck exactly I feel like I do, but you weren't would you grew up. I grew up outside a Boston. The suburbs Please make sure that I say the substance we found. Since goodwill hunting came out everybody's itself, posterior we regimes with a mob. Now My way doesn't look. Do you have my word and FED astronaut, attractive astronaut astronaut and it s a cartoon. I think your book was calls that you read for double there. I think that's adult swimsuit fat astronaut there are still with us- do not threaten our sincere fats or not I said I wouldn't our lawyer. From now on nuts I was ever operators the Mccann astronauts. They reveal the day it sure is for some reason that I dont know. Are you on the road? A lot now

I'm on the road in a good way like every other week, I'm on among the road and that's great, as I still love it. I still love performing live in that that type of stuff. You know I moved out here to allay to try to do like movies and then type a stop just to figure out what the hell. The next step was. But this is it. Is the right word to me if, if, if I have a week off in between each day, I'm excited to go to the next one, but if I start doing back to back weeks, I kill myself, and I wonder why just open a hardware store. Haste is really no happy medium like I actually fly backward for. You listen who never flown elated. It's like seventeen hours or something when you go through our customs in that shit. So I she took two weeks off in between I've, a ridiculously ridiculously awesome where I dont, have a boss, and I can do it the fuck. I want a play drums and guitar.

Well then arises in the life life, but you're pretty you seem pretty, grounded like you don't seem like up like me. There's a few fuck up mix in our business value. And you know it's night, it's nice. It it's nice to meet someone that doesn't feel like I gotta be it. Which asshole an addict. Everyone like also you Judging me, unlike twenty minutes, you, your podcast, we talk to my girlfriend in the other room should be like you know. She probably tell you some other threats in any relationship when you open up the curtain and look what's back they're gonna, see if you like, but when firmer liable, for it, was awesome and but You know I realize other really maybe like like it was a nice bucket of cold water. Today, phases. I'm one night. I was sitting here and I was watching them. They were selling these tapes of the Oscars, like Classic Oscars wishes hilarious,

because year labour, when you know the new man ran behind Davy, was all that stuff all that stuff. Like the ninety ninety one Oscars in what I've they showed one for one this on the seats a crazy idea. Yet it was like those deals when I showed one from only twelve years ago and the amount of prisoners that I was looking out like who is echo? Oh, my god, what happened to her and it's like these? we're presenters on the biggest night in entertainment in twelve years later. It's I remember who they were because I actually watch them, but somebody who's like twenty years younger than me was probably like five or seven years. They ve! No, no idea where there s a canvas bargain was one I saw for Murphy. You have huge up, she was huge and she was a prisoner and now you know shit on or anything, but it's just like so there's no beg of you sit there and in you're already gonna end up on the scrap heap at some point they gonna disappears. This is going to be done with you, whether you like it or not. So the more Europe a deal,

guy and not an asshole the longer you can sustain it blood. You forget that and the other great thing about comedies I feel like I mean, maybe I do don't understand how it works, because I'm not older, but I feel like as long as you're funny you can keep fuckin working like it doesn't matter Really you look like how you age like as long as you can be funny you can still perform for people. I do think it's important, though, that you have to keep up on what the kids are into You can't be so on it too. I must say like go out there and try do a college gig and try to dress like your fuckin when college, like I've, seen those guys, Neil a baseball cap on backwards and the like fuckin formula to salvage organ. Now I loved you, and he also can fuckin twist me to a pretzel figured. I wish everyone into again. It's illegal, get half of those fucking comedy club at once. Why did I know is one of those elsewhere, like being used to, like I'm gonna, be forty two.

Like when I go to do a college like I can't. I have an idea at least a grass of what they're kind of listening to and that type of stuff, and then I just, but I still look at it from a forty two year olds point of view. I is you just go there and give him advice like, especially if I do like, if I do like a state school or something like that. But you guys did it right. You did it right. If I have a kid someday, I'm told to go to the community college go to community college. You kill me you'll, be able to pay it off yourself now and then find three motivated fucking people and start your own business. Do that these these people, like, I feel bad for these Kigali's schools. They come out that, like us, a hundred grand a debt, you she usually have a house and you got it. You gotta pee, a piece of dna. One thousand, though no ninety one grand and look at you, What I ask of cork insured right.

Right, asked about writing three books that we ve learned. So you haven't, you could have done that. You do not need them to drive out of you and not only that, but you know you're coming you're coming out of university with you know, you know how two thousand hours in debt and you and you sort of have these nebulous degrees like Miss Yakima did the media production item mass communications degree, that's what I was, what the width of focus in radio. If there was any I went to Emerson called there was any person that could have skipped college. It was me I could ask her we scared like nobody, radio winter. I guess I M like some of the to broadcast, I guess I'm just say the amount of guys who, like now works now is clear. Channel owns everything, but I have a day people use it just call it needed wacky voices and all of a sudden you you would.

Billy West. On what I do. I wish I digress worker I worked in radio and allow or to correct for three years and then in the region. I gonna Caracas because I went on the morning to promote a tv show I was doing and that it is not me like I was literally if I'd gone abroad, high school and on the whole thing I dont think I ever would have worked. There was total happenstance here I'm getting a job, do they were trying to teach us how to make audition tapes and you learn how to edit them and do all that it was all. Was all what people to understand about the businesses you know like. Like hang a shitload of money for head shots in the acting class and all that, I'm into degree I get some of this stuff is good, but if you send your headshot to ache lasting director, yes, but that it ends up in a. In and out of, new shatteringly writing a lunch order on the back a little bit more efforts, although make fun of it right so many people that working casting off says that they find the worst one.

Get sent in and they bring them home. That's why everyone laugh satellites really, Martin, when you're making a headshot your for four panel headshot one picture of you and glasses, so you look smart little one sailor with a sailor cap and then one with some sort of sporting equipment. Let's say you put them, and another hockey mask over a bit Barbariously over your shoulder. Just let him know the mix it up a little very times. I've seen that had shouted with that was day's agenda. I have I have a book their faces international and faces international. I think got put out of business, for I think there was a man. Please them to me. If you were proposed international donor, the story is true. There was, thing shady going on, but essentially it was a magazine of head shots, so they would charge people and people would buy pages or quarter pages or whatever, and it was just the eighties. It was just all these bummer headshot of people, these justs poor, desperate people, and they thought they want to make it that they're gonna make it binding in the face of the national guy. I've too happy of it that I've been holding onto for years and are amazing department, but.

Let us, then I find Tell college kids end up on maybe light the amount of money that you can make trying to help Somebody make it That would be like, like unwed website design Inertia, knife headshot, and, unlike don't, I love to like the photographers is like open, might photographers like, if you think you second photography. That's ok, just fine people whose socket acting- I don't have any money in together you got a girl, you, you learn ingenuity together, the bad, if you, if you want to do something, if you want to do something crafty like you, know, acting or stand up whatever don't go to school just start trying to do it like India, with people like how do I do stand up like you do it you doing. I do five minutes go do a hundred go! Do what a hundred Louis nears New years ago, Louie Anderson the best advice got which was which they feared? That, yes, very

He said that I should get together with my family and try to pick the top five answers out of a hundred people served Oliver now he said he said, go under hundred shows and then come back and see where you're at in oak is used. You have no idea who you aren't you get up on stage a hundred times. That's when you kind of start see who you are when did you know like what? What was that? What was the aha moment for you in Santa I write a zillion own was all baby steps the beginning, I was so afraid my biggest fear was. How am I going to get the mic out of the mic? Stand. Cuz I've never done it, and I was convinced I was going to pull it out in the plug, was going to come out and having he's gonna, laugh at me and I have to live with my parents for the rest of my life. Why are already a back animals like it's gotta, be so loud Scooby soda strategies, Google that was like that was like a big hurdle when I finally took out of the might stand, and there was funny like I have like some some of the old a chest tapes I haven't their me, don't stand up. It's fucking hilarious because I am

pacing the stage where I don't stop moving at any point. It's all nervous energy, and My movement enhances the joke. It's actually so distracting. Watch. I can't even believe I got any lapse like I would just like to say it was on Coke and I guess I was crazy when I was a kid I have Hebrew and I will just be just like just be like port In that sense, I would be pouring sweat, disarm, Boston, yeah started it next. Many stop on our warrant and street would still semi exist. They still have the same, but it's really this year trash club and they just wait for the comedy to ended and people start dancing. So it's kind of sad. It's like on life support. It's like what you just fuckin, sign the papers and put it out of its misery. I did some comedy venue in Monterrey, California and its sit. The second to stand up is done. They they put these fuckin danced pulls up on

the message that do a nightclub at the ends of the shows or people starting to come in for the night club thing so's is just light, was almost what happened a complex after your said, the last night just turn into a nightclub with the loudest music. Every day oh downstairs. Yesterday was a club like this dj was spinning downstairs with everybody was upstairs, but it was so funding I go downstairs. Downstairs at comics. All black folks and then and then mats share a bit little vase just limit. Smiling, and it was also given us free drinks down. There is awesome with this is where this is a complex in New York. There's a little bit look as a downstairs dancing and all along the lounge. It's like an old room. It's like that. They have an open. My eggs and, like you, kids, put on There was a dance club. Is this Saturday night, I never go live. My loyalty is set at Carolines. They start they headlined meat. When I was a dry like eight people, they had the poles.

Carton. Yes, even see the cavernous emptiness of the of the of the rooms, that's always like a horrible sound like I thought I would place with the current. I'm notices at the improv in Hollywood, or it's like an old the other shows got under way and they realize no more promotion of rigour that no I've got the best thing to do is give give them a fucking candid doubly de forty like. Could you please, Greece, the squeaking parts? So you don't hear that pull up a couple of yeah, but what's what sort of Europe means you're one of those comics that, and I am sure you must Some my this beer, whether comics at other comics, will come back into the room to watch because you have and was actually really inspiring for me to see like four years ago and I feel it to a degree it. Why are you making sweetener your people operates, wobbly, says transfixed and I realize is absurd.

The middle of a really serious the urban here really good inspiring. It's not a yeah me Rebecca worst part ever taken. Compliments are back on track. How did you get so ass? Well story, I'm someone! You are one of those will that made me realize, like oh, you can have an eye it. It sounds obvious, but it wasn't obvious to me as much before, but you can have runs where you're just punching the audience like five or six times in a row with like five or six quick tags on thing I mean: did you start up that way? What you're, what you pay? Well that that sort of run thing was just that was the Boston style. Came like Boston, is really rapid. Rapid pace, pacing, like guys like that on Gavin Kevin Knox, some space and now and all the guys it's for so long, work, but also that we have a vast or not? We have always he'll take up most of those guys real Jeff

Boston Marvel is ok was, was all am I even like answering this question has like making noises in the background were listening. It was all tat was all about like just just fucking striking the crowd killing, is hard, as you could possibly kill. That's what it was all bout and they also really policed people. If you stole jokes, you get you'd get. You know. When I came up you get banned from the club and back in the day Get the fuck out of you and you would get banned, saw was the crazy eightys. I came up the nineties, it's good though it was great, it was great in it. Had we done more out here. If you know what it is, that is ever to Rogan come from Boston is that is that why Roby did come from Boston? He's really nice. Remember the tone what you said you, and not just the backward tat. He wears it like that.

Good work, and not, I don't think you did. I say that they have an issue with the NY. Do not include us when you don't like it. Ain't gonna break something about you know. We think we have an outbreak. Will then report written in the break, because what you said about Joe was so reticent about you. You know mixed martial arts. What you said about that was just that man put him in a camorra? What's I mean I, don't? I don't think the term M M gay is really appropriate eyes. I am a big fan. I love Joyce readings. You gonna come on. You guys can work it out, but but I got a, but I do believe that I I love that style, because I'm not like a quick one or two line, joke writer, and so that style feels very comfortable for me to just keep like tagging tagging stuff out well. This is that they were back. Then they they also used to pay The room, so we just like Nix was basically four hundred seats of angry drunk Boston people who didn't pay for the show. An already felt.

They won when they wanted to go. I live in my life, so we would just get hammered animal Kevin. Are we to go up on a show and Kevin Knox's? One of these guys were heat waves to joke. He didn't. How's the show he took like breaks from killing. He would just absolutely destroying, and then you come up there with your eight minutes material and basically was like riding a giant waves in and try not to fuckin. Try to write it took to ingest survive as basic what you did, but sir what I learned in Boston was how to kill in front of a big cry. But then I went down in New York in New York was his whole leaning on my stand in in. Just sounded like you would just talking to the crowd, and that was a huge adjustment, because my act, I could, if the crowd club was pack that could destroy. But if I went down there and there was only eight people- there

and I had my swinging- the crowd energy yeah, my sweaty back over my dad was crazy gone over. It will be sorry and I'm fucking would bomb like you wouldn't believe in it took a while to like learn how to do it and the guy. I've ever seen come in with like high energy in front of a small crowd and kills one of us amazing things are received in comedy this comedian Gary tying honorary, combining rather hilarious, guy right I was sitting at the back. A comedy seller. Still at the point where I was just watching guys trying to get on in heat in was. I literally like, like I think, likes. Or seven people in the crowd and they will you know, there's like three people than to people one it was. It was disgusting night and day and I want like all these committees come down how they dealt with it. Darrow him was hilarious. He would tell the joke on what was done telling it people would laugh, but that was so few people than just throw his head back almost like a kid

you like this, and then he got his next or Bulgaria went up and you would have thought it was a jam pact crowd, but how One of them was having so much fun and had that fucking goofy energy. I've never seen it to this, that he fucking destroyed in front of six p. But like I met with one guy was like slumped over onto the person. He was within forty six people and he and he was the key didn't changes, fuck and energy, and somehow I worked joy, I've ever seen. Do it. That's me love Jerry I've seen I mean I B. I've thought if haven't seen umbrella you on the road. Do no doctor, I think you ve been doing like me. Reason he was doing King King Queens, when that was on. I don't know, but I like he's one of those guys like what sucks about you. Finally, in the headlines, is you don't get to work with all the guys that you, coming up and then I'll see you don't see your friends and everything it I'll. Just like the last time, I think I worked with him was in was in Vegas,

for a couple of days. He filled in four for this headline, who'd buxom stuff, so he just came in for a couple. Days and he was the greatest guy hang out with it was like like one. Those committees we talk about we're off stage and not like morose ready was just fuck. Hilarious. Yeah a huge fan of that guy, some fucked with an old lady at the foot of it he was. He was just there. This little grey, haired lady sitting in front, which I must say I think maybe they should say a lady in front of a room, but that's a smoking and- and he was up in her, face new, a girl like pretend you're gonna make out a bit inhuman way committing to it like I wouldn't let it go, and it finally got to the point where the bag just head is really organic reaction of

that's the thing. I think that's what you use stumble. Aren't they totally committed he's? That's what do you do when he went to six people like you, you would have thought like a fuckin Lorn Michael's was in the crowd, like this. Is it if I don't kill him and swimming in the pencil tat, and it was so many other guys who went up that night and just gave in to the fact that this only six people, this sucks and Interesting enough to all the people who didn't that night all went on to do shit, you know what you know, but I think it's an exercise. Cuz, I feel, like the comic part. Part of the comic gut reaction is to work. For me in my early days would have been to point out what a crappy situation it was, and then it just sort of like well. Why? Why tell the Bible the people in the audience that there's not more of them there, even I'm the catholic priests, exactly just giving people shit, that's exactly right and my last may

Unfortunately, that is not forgive you for that Are you guys, like hipsters? You can't do anything in the news nothin like top topical now. Listen, I'm better! Writing capital stuff! I just don't! I just don't write! Well, that's all! Why do the Chelsea show a lot and I'm so I write a lot of topical stuff for that, but I didn't you just that I dont really. Eight towards the IRA material. So slowly is that like if, but by the time I come up with a good joke that has ended with a topic like it's already passed and I cannot happen I'm currently writing a new hour when right, the new, our anything's, fair game in the amount of topical horse shit in my act, right now Tiger woods that woman who got eight by the whale see what Anything you know. I don't know why. I'm not talking about that Jack s in the previous who couldn't stop right. I'm not saying I want in Atlanta next week We should promote dates, we're gonna be in Havana, maybe a punch knowing the punchline.

I am actually I'm going to the masters on Sunday cause. I fuckin New Tiger was gonna play you're going to have ass yet so what are the dates? This might go up after your Atlanta dates? Well, what's today Today's in March, twenty nine thirty first, let our data aroused the first Saturday's, the third, seventh, eighth, ninth and tenth, diamonds. I ve not there that I'm in Newport Kentucky but for some reason, is considered the citizen at the front of the honey bony. I was there last year, s room, yeah not on what are you hated so much? If why don't? I I don't like performing in malls. No, you don't. I don't mind the comedy club calmly clubs gray, I hate walking out in you know, there's like one of those little fuckin wagons cell phones. Seattle generate outside is just as you know. I think I have, though, across the little plaza from the Newport Funnybone is the, Newport Aquarium, so

now. If you fail to do that, if your fan of fish, then that's good, ways to go and see them live in their lives, very limited out even virus say on any. Might my my Wikipedia pages there I started like nine of a most beautiful starlike nine facebook. It's like nine just so people can't tell- which is the truth. Actually terrified of the ocean. Oh, you are absolutely fucking terror, terrified of sea monsters now because of the actual monsters like sharks. Now that those events like those lousy, Moliere now like ice, I swear to God I like it. I saw a shark. I think I would just fuckin swim. Right out it just just to get just to get all over with no aided yet jaws. Came out when I was like a second grade and what else just fucking, I read a bunch of classic books and

giving back. There was. I knew me about everything was out at sea and all the fuckin horrific shit that happens it sees scurvy and all is, shall serve and everyone I had my mom would say the ocean or kill ya gonna and then of the literally the fuckin water alone You are you. Are you still have we're nightmares as a kid about being suspended over large bodies of water and they freaked me out because it made me feel so tiny an insignificant, like you know that you would just get swallowed up and that's it forever, and I also don't like that. You can't see like address just have a lion charge at me and I could fucking it see it. Then that shit, we see like the crocodile look at you and then go onto the water. I'm a guy nails are aware. It's gonna come for us a thing like the one in the ocean and the water, like. That's that's their territory. They can live there. There's a you're, that's an you can't do end,

it's a goddamn good thing is no such thing as dirt. Lions because a be reinstated if you're just walking across the Savanna Fuckin Lion burrowed. Underneath your had ripped her foot into the earth, I ever seen you guys ever see open water. You ever see. I welcome this agency that if Europe is our fine may seek one too if I was in the war this. What I would hope I would do if I was in that water, I would have just keep every five seconds, putting my my my what it, what is a snorkel for God. Goggles in the water ass. Looking for the sharp when it came in and I'd fuckin head, five lead with my juggler get this fuckin over with. Unless it is U nine on my leg and elements, eat my hand, yes taken little nips drowning or first while they come up and they they buy. You deceive you edible to see just see what's going on, they have allowed the icy scenario even in the water analogous sharks, don't typically like the taste of human meat

that's why lights muddling elders gets back yeah, that's great, so they just sort of nine in areas like on. You just have a cartoon like chunk out of you, the rest of your life, like a wily, coyote, Ivy, Indianapolis yup. What do you mean what you can see? Josiah? Oh yes, sorry. I was thinking about something else. Shares get a black eye, lifeless it y'all me: now I make a living. But there activated. I was doing the whole moving. Ok follow me now? I may live in Kashmir. Shark ain't gonna be easy or cheap. You knows are you had a better voice that he did not blow and threw him really? You know like the attention on you. Do you, like I, an astronaut, although we must analyse this vast or not? Ok, turn it into this space. Sharks switch era, his hair black, because banks, jars,

sparks now. I see a figure on journalists he was going on, but then I came hurrying manner. Ass, you guys, can you believe, ROD Brenda more still play coupled Gimme a after decades. You must be at least seventy I don't know how he's been playin he's been playing. He longer than I've been doing stand up. That's at least eighteen years. Thirteen years I used to play with the fly is, as I say, in Boston, I know that's a team in Philadelphia. What do you guys know about this? You don't be great when I want to want to you started announcing to let you fans know what's going on in this hockey, you well the water seems to be frozen in that makes it a solid lesser exponentially does creates a good thing. It's called it up in that room to keep that solid state majority get up a notice at all. The players are carrying sticks, which, though, using too bad around a small Blount writing dated Chris. I'm not your well looks like one of the players in the white Jerseys has a Ding dong he's mapping and around a little bit those giant spatulas they're using our scooping it into some type of net,

devices. The the balloon reds are really haven't and handed it to them. We haven't really devising one eight ass, the They are Canadians through the neutral zone over the blue line. Snapshot guiding this the thing that makes the point thing go loud and now, but I want you know. I think I shall ruining the subordinate may just stop ok right over and it's an exciting points system of one verses. Why? I know I'm gonna go get something at TIM Hortense now, because that was an advertising on the side of the hockey Its importance is Canada's Duncan donuts, it is not they do. Is they always targeting and academic, sorry fashion? I took up this way legitimate. It's fast or not. That's what did you think of the people in the shape of the people and in London I thought you know as much as they shed on us for being out of shape and everything I thought not that they were obese, but they were just like they were more like southern there like southerners in the sense that in other foods fried in its you know, like they drink a lot of beer and and ales, and in it

how'd they have higher than they have high fat diets. You know they have piper diets over there there is not a CMU really pool and some tail in England. I did this weird fantasy and I'll just go there and I'd be really attractive to them. Every night now never try to have you been working out gone back in time to some sort of dickensian rather down you go over there because you know your instantly. You have those are doing crutches war or do I need to let my back fuckin hurts from talking into my Are you gonna fuckin? You should go over them and you gonna have you can have an accident you and your your instinct is gonna, be to try to talk like them, but be yourself. I well thank you for that. I do not really a college case right, gotta be a south. That's right is a hot, a college in your call flight of France. Theirs It is a hard with Shire Northern England I am. I am. I am very half English. The hardwood shire, however, that I feel it has grown planet

like thanks roaming and my castle. Liverpool was a part of England, not a part of it, a part of London, oh no, I think they get really mad if you say that to them Deborah did I thought it was ok, we see the Beatles out. We live a pool by just that. You know the Liverpool Lions. I thought it was so like New Jersey, Psych right across the way. No or is that, like Manchester just like yours now Manchester is like San Jose, California from allay, and their little is like Sacramento I know is that if you go only the size of galloping here's, an here's, what I learned from commenting little hundreds of eleven recovery and Ireland for some and then I don't know why. But I went with it because I'm adaptable it is very funny too to mention the people being south of the Thames. Apparently, if you live in London, they consider that some sort of retard village- no, I mean, but I don't know, that's the other side of the true. Why don't I

that's true. I just know that they would laugh of sick. As I heard, a couple comes back, the south the Thames. Farmers counts in light of the ten freeway unless handled, as that adds yet said, the tens. How is it not the taint, the tames? That's how it is spent, I said I goes at their teams river. That gets a t its attempts made. No, my Garret wired books pronounced books. Good point. No. Now, It does not accept thanks mad because look as look should be Luke look you're lion, tamer, t. Emmy are maybe should go the other way round, and maybe just maybe booze should be Bow Malaga. Do this bits, and at a school desk member that one You said that I brought some melons here has generally been examining his father, fuck ups, one or one where he did a bit about rearing children anyway. I love Gallagher has got the guys who some great exits and what killed him

was the smashing the watermill Jack's. All that everybody remember he actually had like guy yet bets mean shit. I'm asking fuckin that and you know it s amazing. I bid, as you feel like you. Do the warm everything a couple times people go, that's for me like! Well, it's drawing people, so naturally I'm going he's doing it because I want to play these bigger venues and make more money and then eventually the watermelons, go around in a poetic loop and smash big actual comedy that you are doing, but only about Gallagher too, is that, like he gave Gallagher to all of the jokes and none of the melons matching gaubert, who was now to do any the management, and I was his brow yeah well, where is that really? That's real really getting really getting the best parts there like you, can have this laptop, but there's no hard drive and it makes no minor and all those gather Jeff Fox where you that that you might be a redneck thing which has some stuff he did at the end of his action than that became all that he was. For I have dramatic

happily the cable guy. I'm sure that was just a thing that he'd started doing on this. I get her, don't you know, I think we should all over now it. I would cite do if you figured out a way where you can make like a zillion dollars and Not really have a real. I dont consider be committing a real job yet cause it's. It's like the amount of time that I can just sit around and my fuckin boxers before action have to go to work and the we are against the flying in that type of stuff, but I do I just You won yeah, it's great. If you, if you can do it successfully and get people to come and see you it's a fucking funny with a biased by no other. Your act is a nightmare and know how do you How safe is very particular, but there are some people who have made. It is just like a creative and watch. It is just a fuckin nightmare, but people enjoy it. So who am I to wipe out the joy from those people yeah? I know something

when someone looks at somebody, donors do some wacky shit or whatever the fuck you want to call, and then they try to act like it's because of that guy that they didn't make it like. Like that do does not do anything anywhere near your acted, the weird and taken out here. It's like. Oh, he got that role is like that dude, like completely different. That is black. It's the same. It's the same, the same weird kind of human competitive thing where, if you hear like Shirley stay I got married, you know, you're, not next them a wise, because weird competitive thing that people have how do you know by the way S, hair and hockey right there carry Frazier the hell it when you got that he's a that's the Ets It's so unbelievably looks fake, He is a referees retiring after, like thirty years in a league, I'm are being the old Boston Guard. Listen people scream, carry you back and sat. He has it. Here's a gentle face and seems like a nice nice guy, Zagreb's, very nervous or just greasy

he's talking to a referee feels like he's being judged in ways that he's not aware of that's the problem with Joe you don't. Let me live my NASA right here, like I'm, actually gonna watch this interview with an innate shall referee. There see they got through enabled, alongside a case entail together will see what how do I get some postilion others prosings Bill bill. I just a couple quick things. Before I let you go watch the rest of us we let go my own apartment, yeah yeah, that's for the space guess he's going over to people's places like we it's kind of funding being their environment and in and its more comfortable legal footing. Twist on the MTV cribs, where you go to somebody who, doesn't have a nice place, Korea observe cribs, you don't pod podcast cribs but gets cribs mash up. I love O Alfred. Here. I see Billhook sane man, which is an awesome, the edges and then and then a bunch of joy

meaning bunch drumming dvds of watched all of em and and I still sucker playing around the table and Drumming Carter Beaufort strumming up. I actually had I told you. I have that one that I'm not gonna say as neighbours on organ of intra, because I'm a fan of his it's a VHF s. From the nineteenth seventies, where he teaches amounting eighties, where he teaches you how to play double based from wild game, bashing homosexuals, found tat. He was talking about legal. If one of the question is, why did you start playing double base for the dramas out their base? If you don't pay double base, rewrite foots on the based on the others on the high hat- and you know from people just sort of sits there saviours essay. I mean I was plain the base drama with my right format: Flag was a sort of sitting there you know is disorder was I was a gay after a while, like when he set out of sight. While, as I live in our what ever see eightys, I guess you get away with that that be like one little thing and it literally keeps progressing why, wouldn't I think the metaphor work any Murphy's raw data

Now that I've ever had a metaphor works in the way that you know that like did its gay and essential just sitting there, not bothering anyone, but he still wants to be aggressive at it for centuries. In her thoughts like when you know that I gave means like lame now it also can be lame. I really think it's bullshit dead dead. They gave me get pissed about deck, is gay or seems to me like really fuck unhappy. There was a whole different name, thereby people like peoples, a name people like women's name of someone's name gay, get gain. I like it like words, change yeah? Ok and you don't own right, you don't. I me it's like the Oscars but we can't as bargain now they don't give a fuck,

I want to know. The worst thing you can do is a dress it and make a commercial like. You know something this really a noise us whatever you do stop you know, don't do this anymore, but especially with today's internet culture that they'll just make. Fifty thousand of the thing that you say is annoying just telling you no matter what it is like that, but I couple things that I want to cover before we release you in your own apartment is the and I'm sure About this a lot but the rat you dated the opening and Anthony thing of was that in was that, Boston? Were you in Bosnia? It was actually in New Jersey, but just outside of Canada, New Jersey, which is rather side of filling. It was one of the most and I've wash it a few times, one of the most what quince die things of any makes fill out. I was makes Philly graze. They they would rather have you do that and actually do your act, a lot of them, and this is how crazy telling them how stupid they are and they are doubled over laughing. Well, that's what makes

That's it was makes Philly graze aid. They would rather have you do that and actually do your act, a lot of them, and this is how crazy fillies everybody Remember that, except for them like, as laid before like that on a regular basis, a lot of what I want to know what happened? What was good non in your head in the moat, because you know this as its comics. If you like, we have- these moments, where we're like I'm gonna, go down this path, now pull back. What what clicked in your head you're, just like it's fuckin on and then you just went now. Like, I'm, not leaving. I think it was because I hate when a crowd has control of a show, and I felt like the Oliver account comedians that we're on that night, where they were getting like that. To my mind, my money where there was the best comics that were out in the business. And it was worth it was a ridiculous line up and they went away. Then like we were a bunch of fuckin open Microsoft like they did it to everybody. They Buddha first guy

and then I went on like three hours after that, but they dig. You know lifesaving booed like that. One of the things was People say about denies that everybody got booed. They didn't like the first guy got boot and that kind of set the tone for the EU. As a group of people that and then it just got bigger and bigger and bigger, and the Sun down and adjust it was like outside it was fuckin evil and- and it was one deals. Were you know, people were gone. Out like really backstage well worth. It seemed to me the via back stages like fuck. I gotta, I gotta get this crowd quickly or this is go ugly, and I and that's what I was doing backstage and it just it. Pissed me off where I was just, I don't know arrogant in a way I kind of brought it on myself just like I've been in this fuckin business too long to have two to two to feel like. In a bar room right now and I got a fucking impress, you look at you, you fuckin losers, that's what I was thinking about, as I don't even give a fuck fuck this show and then I walked out.

There and the enormity of the show that was like ten thousand people. Then I was said I was like oh fuck, I better get going here right and I went up and I opened with a joke. They didn't get a laugh. And then I quickly Randal one that I knew would get a laugh, but they had already been playing on. The radio is a promo already heard it, and I got to like my third punch line and dogmatism. They wanted the laugh they wanted to cause. I was one of the bigger guys on the show are one of the guys in the short answer and they want, and I fucked I fucked up is what happened and then they started board me and I immediately oh, my God, rope in ethical play this audio of me getting booed. Firefly in everybody's gonna make fun of me, and I I was so fuckin mad and I just in I've, I've gotten boot. For so it wasn't. A new sound saw was just like, and I remember thinking like all this shit. I could have said that night when I get

what time, however, the fucker, but I got a couple times that I just never driving home thinking thinking to the people in the crowd who booed me, go on. I like that. I blew me. I let her stay up and say that I just when those fuckin, you want to kill yourself moments so It's like. I said next time. That happens, I'm gonna do it just sort of was in my head and it just came out. It just came out about the. Fuckin thing. This is sort of Spain, but you can see when you're watching it and I'm its easily. You table Adieus, but Bilbil Opie Anthony its it such an organic moment like It's the rocky thing I already had the rocky thing was, the one thing that I already had, but I mean just the emotion of it was so organic the way that it unfolds and you start going down that path and then ethnic down and then, and then it sort of like now not buccaneer. And then you, like you, that go on. That was twelve minutes. You know when you do that.

Big shows like the clock re there. That's all. I people understand that they have that clock there. So I just was seven minutes I don't even know why. I don't even know why I I I was just reach for shit, and I just I somehow I locked out what was it. There was people from Jersey in New York there and they hate, like they they're all the same divisions and all sports. Are they fucking know like each other, so they were the first pray people I got on my side, I think was when I started shooting on fillies teams. They loved it the same way. We you you were talking about. You know south of the Thames ever everybody has that so people New Jersey, shit on Philly, Philly shits on Jersey, Philly doesn't like Pittsburgh fuckin translation that atrium India doesn't like Pakistan here. You know I don't, like my neighbour downstairs. It's all managed with it on my Pakistan jokes about only at the last time. That's why bother its yet the typical shit, so I started going that route

those like I've thinking. The reality was those they wanted to lapse at the fact that I somehow is able turning around they actually appreciate. But there was a core group of him who fucking hated me and I remembered night when I I went on the most amazing part was when I went off. Jim Norton still had to go on and I was actually going like Jim's going to be pissed at me, cuz. What I did was really selfish. I came out and fucked up and what I should have done was just taking. The bullet Jim went out never addressed. It went right to his active fuckin killed for fifteen fucking minutes. And and then that was the end of the show that we can bring everybody out. My ties that they bring me back out again every boob within laughed and applauded my waved, and there was put there one kid down. I can still However, he was he was yelling at me. He ran down the front and it was at. This is gonna hyperlink, Gimme the favour, fuck you

fuck. You will give me they get me a finger fuck you and I kept cover we're gonna. What he would he teakwood yell logger back here, I think I like what I can say is given, and I literally got him. You least russian hopping mad. He was jumping up and go fuck. You fuck you and I just can't be laughing and locked up stage. What did you did you feel like you feel more like while I got through that one. Now I was nervous. I didn't know. I knew was gonna end up on the internet, because some alot of this shows people in our ever he's got the cameras. Ailing fucked up happens now, people tape. So I really was humiliated. I had a headache I want it wasn't fun, that's one thing was because it went well. People veto committees, no its, not fun, but fuckin

Regular people might have a tendency. Look. I think it was wasn't fun out of fucking headache but, as I talked to the other comics and they were like do that was fuckin awesome, I started to relax a little bit, but was still nervous that outside our fuck, that's gonna end up on Youtube and people are gonna be like and think that that I suck as a comic like that was the exact You know you want shit on the internet. Are you getting cheered so and then? happened was always allows it. And it took on a life of its own and writers. I embraced it like. Yeah right, I'm fuckin cool I've then go Cleveland. To finish the tor and at that point has been so talked about that the people in Cleveland wanted me to do it again to opt out everybody, don't just me and that one then I'll, always like. Oh, my god, my careers over every time. I go on stage now. People are gonna be like because you know

That makes you to be the Gallagher of aggression right now, and I have that typical entertainer thing where everybody in the world so gives a fuck about what I'm doing that I felt like everyone is going to do this now and so I knew that they want to be the trash Cleveland. I refuse I refuse to do so, then became the stale may well just stay there. They were born me and I just said I guys good night I walked off. I was I was. I was pissed is really fucking man and I was I was asleep. In actual fact, the shower matter. When the show anymore majority events I'd tell you want to fuck independently, like three days, I don't like while bill. What what did you think how to put out the things you go on the radio station and just sit there in in absorb all the key, comments that you were getting out as they played you getting booed. What the fuck did, you think was gonna happen. It's like you're, an idiot south. I then the first club gig I did after was

San Francisco and nobody even knew about it, and then I was quickly reminded of how fuckin when the total Paul I am in this business now, like I guess it's gonna be all right, and I was just something- It's really flattering to hear other convenes, but you know just set the record straight and I said earlier, you said I was the first gathered. I think that something like that was actually taped, because I've seen guys do that. Do this, and I know do everything has been done in this system. Bill Hicks. Is you know, scream at the that woman and I want to come in here and up the yell at his shit is so much more evil than mine, and I hear he's in his thing about his tools. He like I, was on a huge stage. So there was really a barrier yeah. He like he's it s a place where it he's like banded. That he's almost as is head over the table, and it's like this beer glasses. There was not just plastic cops and shit, and you really have to throw it far

get me. So that's like more on its way, You're gonna get the bill. Hicks one is is a little uncomfortable because he screaming at the war. If you guys, you shouldn't youtube it, but he basically A woman just says something like you suck and just the idiot c of that. Haeckel is what on earth him it's all the act that he was doing and he was doing it in those rooms. I think- and it was just night after night after night of watching the fee, you go on to be like you ever get Obey Lerna haste back and it's fuckin destroyed in his, but he's making a he's making these doing this amazing intricate political, I mean social political commentary in the eighties mine blowing for a comic to do a lot and one of his shit that he was time are going on. You know I really like played she's still really contemporary? So you don't really works, you know deal when you're full of a crowd into their morons, and it's bad enough today getting you, but that when they when they say you suck like,

issues like that's the worst I was very angry and then ends. So he here early, is like fuck. You get her. The fuck out of here you stupid case cut like ten times and then he stops and users you just got- has a motorbike. You gonna get out of this will become a just stops to take to take note of a whole. That is that I really wish I could have seen the rest. A bet show just to see where that went. Yeah knots sign language not the direction you want to go in, but it happens will build. Thank you so much for having us in Europe in your home and you will lovely place by the way. Now. Thank you for lying on your podcast aberration. Oh yes, very nice is is decent and that of the West Wing part of your home. It's very I would like to ask those caused by banished my girlfriend too, when I can't deal over the way if we have a rescue people by the way. That's what's in the other, on that we had to

This is an area like ass. She gets a little nervous around people, people by nervous. That means Spine, extracted the front, combat she's, a little nervous, my spine moral cover, move, Workin Onawandah once and dog whispering in China for trying to get her so well. Thank you maybe me I've. I man online people, billboard I come in. You are in this month of April. In cases discos. This comes out after punch that will require reactionary hyped. It Albion, since it I ve a new port Kentucky at the funnybone, but I can honestly say having thrown over and having seen him. Many times you have got to see him live is phenomenal. Phenomenal, comic and you'll be cheating yourself. If you doubt I'm gonna bomb all week, guys thanks bags and now leading

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