« ID10T with Chris Hardwick

Bugle Fingers

2014-06-27
It’s some end of the week hostful fun! Matt and Jonah talk about their podcasting recording of The Matt and Jonah Show in Phoenix, Matt read a great book about The Beatles, Jonah got travel sick again and they discuss about how they handle success! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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What are those back as number five forty? This is a hopeful podcast Kyle who host full yeah, just the hosts of us or specialist met Myra up up up up or give avoided my man in word and deed, every? No? No! I do to just watch at midnight worker I always in his office piping away. I now make an internet funding for the company central midnight people like we recorded this, I feel like a month ago, right like the ants ago married there was a while, but I wasn't is not normal to do a hopeful like the couple days before it goes up. So its super current. But this is this one's quite a few weeks old but Superfund. You know I love hanging out with the system
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Poland, you are Jonah generate contributor. Took I don't know one that's gonna be August, sounds good. Let's do it again. What did decide to do for you break now issued a movie. I really don't know not wants to have me in a movie now your charming. I think you appreciate that gonna move in August, ok, Kabila, about like those we can do it bluff is writing process you wanna faster it
So I do, and I put a bunch of dates in August Am I do a bunch of Delaware round? Yes to the audience, knows that yes no, I know, but I'm trying to. I want to shoot a special next year, so I get up. I gotta do time, you don't do forty minutes time. Every live, nervous biogas. You got your time buddy forty Minute, those like you know, like five chosen to weaken the fighter we then one show which I not us not to talk about that goes out. That's what I have to tell kids that shop where'd you go indoors well, because Chris needs to go, get it why me whither promises just its venues or not as easy to find yeah. You hate the murdered man, no you're gonna say you guys. I was not aware that he was going to say that I feel like that. Will lessen airlines exercise, but it did seem like you could go either way, as well as the person who had to plan the Lancet horrible. I can tell you that,
is actually not as easy as it sounds exploded. Why does come to this place and set up like well? You can't you have to go through a promoter, because, if you dont than you have to carry the insurance yourself a bit fucking recitals and when you re still had to show our eyes with a low Pittsburgh issue, we do Pittsburgh experts but then you scream The John and I will be out of its bird will, make up for it from what you guys said. Your show was amazing. It was really a lot of fun and I'm very very engineer that now you good science, you say you said you didn't know, stand up. It was just rip spoken around the whole time you ever yet we drove out together and so the whole time we were trying to like it here as I shall we do this, or should we like? How shall we structure the show and then I think, like like twenty minutes before, like listless, go up there and then feel it out. Nay was like nonstop Riven the whole time of business and the corresponding to the great everyone. There was great we had sold. Let us take it ass, an incredible allowed people I played into the,
dynamic, which was fun to like. We were like like when we took questions. We call conscience, that's amazing, its. It was kind of fun because people were played into the euro state your allegiance Gallagher with like we were dry men like we started, trying to figure out how to redress the hand of a phantom break, even if it is so, you might lead, and there was one year deadline rate do than like long, hair and resolute all. He could go either way. He's gettin a shirt, but this battle and I was earlier. You don't have this buck and anchor dragon. You guys sound. I know it's good. I listen. I fully support you guys doing that because I think I think it's you know it you don't have me there being.
We love. You it's a team of three look. If we have to do something, and you can do that every last, so that when you just don't pick up guy we're going to do with the way you knew the audio fagging clean it up, which is a huge Panama, ass. There was a hum you can take Can you use like so well? What does the eyes, or rather you can do it like, but the the compression lead to its way to like the compression comes out everything's answers. You are no. Oh, he didn't hour I'll. Give you that I'm gonna give you the file. Everybody he's trying to figure out the tears hour after we gotta find the jokes. The other through Irina fill the jokes tell yo on if everyone three o always comes back to Threeg like I was a girl. Fuckin movie. Seventy give you the vile skating innocent, give their file cleaned up and if its listen, a bull enough like if the audio good
John and I will make it available for everyone to purchase as far as ninety minutes, pure hilarity, our thirty three ominous, so you gonna sell it. Though it felt like a nap are not very much money whatever we can get away with, like we're thinking, maybe name your price. I was thinking but then, as you well know, Saellvertu dollars on. I do that the cheapest you can sell something summit will do that music. I tunes gets pretty, have to cut it at how nothing? It's half. I think it might be like thirty percent something so it three dollars bringing our and a half of Bulgaria's mess and some conscience sounds what's up with manner. I just sounds it sounds grows. Camps is close the gaps and yes, it sounds like to me. It sounds like a robot,
immaterially Jack ejaculated like Compton Time, John I'm, then I over your facial trying to say our process before for me, Linda Robot ejaculate, it sounds like a hydraulic line. Broke I'll make sure we get another backs us where Roma January that sounds like Michael gave him the others. Others are best. I'm and voters orders you're, like the glue, was eurobonds with innocent doo, doo doo, Doo, doo doo, I'm sorry that was Guerrero. Guerra, where a way around where road and air squarely, though it is the remix, then that has gradually that that eight bit remixes girl now react It has girl, there's a couple a bit reality assignment has Christine Aruji in it. Now. No, it's the one. Why can't I
member things anymore, use the brain Chris Snow, I'll use the phone Joan one. As the elegant radio right now, it's back the big fan of our vice his space car back, if you're out there and you space car larger range drop your spaceship, overhear hell. Yes, Yes, that's what I said earlier on. I would replace the fourth people get mad treatment. Because I would have as my, whereas I never like. I found that some one of the songs on a no vote is a hot milk to eat. Nipples champagne, Isabel sales go triple, we travel about, it beats evaporated streets and whether it You know it's electorate ever going to tell me how wrong I Amazon thing again.
I don't think you know purposes? Are you know? You have kindly said that one thing, Thousands of people were here. Kyle has perfected the earnest fuck you very earnest. Let you not unlike There is actually a middle ask environmentally earnest, but then he had to go and not leave any moment. You know when you weren't even start ale. Do though he started it day, Jeddah how long until he asked if she had any relation to Jim learning. Oh those before we started The first question my answer was her answer: was we're not related? for some reason, when I was younger, I used to tell people worry related. That's just fine, that's the best answer possible a yank. Rather she did you to tell people that they relate to me the best answer: Brussels, I'm the heir to the varnish, forge the vast
Arnie origin have been pretty vast. He did We did on your work. I mean that if he owned a piece of the earth the reason they all did. You know they couldn't cost much to make primarily Hebrews Polwarth already fifty dollars, we'll make ordinary fifty dollars a budget. Was it s movies and already have two budget on skirt stupid? Last guess: who's got a lot of practical effect, immigrant Anthea, to build a camp, they couldn't just go to a camp nope cancer, even though that the title of a really couldn't go to Hollywood would want to build a care not to share the wish to build a camp more expensive. That were that's that's the night before detail about when they made. I would have merited summers that they use a real camp, but how to use it when it wasn't being used, and I still had to kind of look like summer. So but you just see it's freezing cold everywhere catholic. They re you see, breath coming out of everyone's mouth, oh shit and they're all in short, shorts and take TAT soldier american Summer there it was wet those pretty what I say That's one way to pick up some aluminium far my past
My brother, I said now just the hardest I live in. A movie is already picking up the late just the way he picks up land. So just in talking about things that make us laughed aloud, I watched all can Valley, and it's fucking address how about that season. Finale that long, Dick joke. That is the best without giving any spoilers the greatest most complex. That actually serves the story. Dick joking, Korea to the entertainment was like a joke that was also manufacture took like be specifically for you, Chris Hardwicke addicted. That's all about I was watching it with Chloe and, as that scene began to unfold, I spotted it. What was going? before it happens, and I could not stop me like that. What state is one Are we talking about the different heights? How I've gotta have organised, but I just Florida
Can anybody elder when they, when they see the piper load it looks like he's knees got another ear. Tuck behind is decreasing That's not big idea, but I think a lot about the show is that I'm actually moderating apparel for tonight. Oh great, at forty behind me in but the thing the things I love about it is that the characters or have a really strong point of view, then how you watch things only if we have the moderate a panel households- and I cannot say what it sort of like it's good excuse, it's a good excuse to like that's one of the reasons. Why do because it helps me where I know this sounds crazy, like I shall just take leisure time, but work reasons actually motivate me to do stuff faster, so it actually it's very helpful to me to have that because I I can focus and sit down and actually grandma cigarettes, so good at yet sorted out exactly, and so yes, there a lot of times. I am watching things for work reasons, but I'm finally
ways to make things better. Since I some crazy media, you get, it gets, you ve turned it into a passion and but its help me kind of crime, everything in it at once as opponents cram it it's nothing of the states. It's the same mechanism where, if I don't have a stain of show coming up, I it's like. I won't just sit down at me like what's funny, but if I have a show coming up let's sit down and focus like I were. I work really well with a fine a a figurative fire under me, A little fire, no one works law that way now about rule training. But I love no one. No person trains on people I don't even know, your change would be. When I watch timetable Engine human tories. Later human well he's not a train, but he works
the fire under a buyer or well in the end, in a fire bony willing to anyone. I work in a boiler. Room were another next to others, not under them, Freddy Krueger, now swords well under fire. Wearying fire, not not real fire, didn't work to Weldon seem to agree with his face made him a distinguished, you know ye a rift. The line welcome to primetime bitch from other the third, the third one dream wires dreamers, great gray, one didn't nobody ever rather line now. I did not know that follow up not that surprises the dream, that's the best one. I'm sorry! as you know what it's my favorite one close. Second, because I want you sometimes for those on tv, so much stream master. The next
That was a kid now, those during childhood. I just I just like me some heavenly again it was doing. We were those who think they can help to get to them at least as far as I believe I went to raising show last night at a theatre that did not know existed, that I feel stupid for not knowing called the Egyptian, but essentially there's this there's a theatre, Katy, look up MAGIC Theatre, LOS Angeles who disappeared, but it was in its loosely tied to the MAGIC Castle and it was built in the thirties, and it's this gorgeous.
And hankered park and there is a magic theatre in it. I've heard of this and it's amazing Randy Pickford from Gearbox and his wife Christie basically put on a variety of z three this week, so they put on this variety show for a small number of people, and it was this like magic variety, show fucking incredible as fun Brooklyn Edge privilege, it's gone, a varied zoning per month. I dont know I work for the city. I was going to tell anyone about it, you given it must tell everybody better in Brooklyn. No, I we like it's a zone, would serve knows well. Right on, unless there is no hurry, did you get travel sick again? What did it say? What does your immune system quit? I'm gonna be some twelve ever remember those I'm sorry. I know you'll need to use two out of every four nowadays someone you want me to drive ever. Hence I just pointed it out. He's only gets it. Can you get me so you might get me some self, even
This made one of you got well, that's really not enough. How could you people, maybe I'll determinants me? Maybe Kyle deserved it all I'm saying it was meant to me. It is you. Do you do enjoy the pecking order You do enjoy your night. Another result of it. I was booming ten. There was great bloom exact. The fact that under the pecking order he's, he doesn't know his place. You enjoy his lack of understanding of the pecking order. Yes, Zack, not that there is one rather than if there were, but here
It would be me Chris, addressing her concern so once the lot its other paper visitor, was fantastic life as a gorgeous town, good comedy, town to town, some fun shows run frontiers with their having the club. As soon as I saw him then also got a guy to take me to the sky chip to take me to the earth
breaking away, Kory Kory, so I had to go back. I love that movies. I saw your instagram myself and then I also saw that duty. Free lender did the same thing. As did the same thing. It was really great gorgeous. I felt pretty hard while claiming around that place. I felt sorry, oh, that is really fucked up. That's like all bruised and blackened. Yet, as I programme worth broke broke, how you jerk enough connections, gutter, intelligent and one thing, but the it was a good way worse. When I slept like my left, what like one in between,
Ross and, like I felt like I could easily dislike broken angler, lay them in a sudden is anything but a hell of which it out only knows what that, guy, that it was with like had these surgery to hunger and had a cane says if you would have been any help needed with the good old boys on eighty, these without worthy was adequately like what what's the twenty one hour's. What summary which country twenty hundreds only in areas like why, what or something like that you had to say you're pledge shirt off to get out of their limited great. Are they the it's such a culturally like the because the food in Blue Mountain is incredible? Oh you ve talked about is worthy of it. Trip of indian food, not not just indian food. There's like Afghans food, the book, the amazing at any food like right in that have an inverse man time of the Indian. No, it's good, it's all good farming imposed by the hour. Yeah, the gallery. The hour is great, like an old house that they turn into a well. Maybe it used to be. But now it's like retinas tasks.
Austria from the corner, maybe abdominal its argument, but I also want to. I saw how shocked by the likes of old house. They turn for an old house, that's many of which are to apply to tax records is which is a global village in the bathroom for a long time, and there was a few like kind of acoustically they built from old house music, as it is one thing and I got a barrel of war, barely came together so but yeah I saw this guy Eric Yo Tee a why Oda he got, lay awesome voice, really cool songs, and I, like is really really gets to our southern and of any southern Europe in your feed their basically, it was just like a any room of with a show yeah. I was possible in the backyard of those who can rating on ass. Everyone just kind of those other was toppled over several ass. Recently, this, like small room and played it, was really nice an intimate Newtown stores in between, and I really really a musician than that
lesson as there's one by this other show the rude seller. I got to see it, but bans first show and they were called gnarly Davidson and how are they really good and was therefore show is reversed? other really good and then there's another man called Frankie in which figures- and it is this- I got a lotta confusing- I really could see which like governor, which, like which ones which which fingers like which like which fingers earlier like like a cover up. Maybe but bugles on your fingertips. Ah, I forgot there was anything here's the deal? Also. I forgot about bugles others still bugles Vienna forget there is there is a fucking bugles tumblr there should make to have. You got a good, let's make it like Fredo's, but in a cone filled up with you, was it like that? But my combo Joe you that's a game: changer Fuckin, combo, hipster, pepperoni!
original Google. I like anyone else in it or the chatter, have you ever cheddar once now? Don't don't worry about it. We find with like assault, vinegar or a pizza, flavoured one man. Someone is here. What is your pizza flavour situation? I don't care for pizza, flavoured, never tastes like Peter. No, it doesn't it just basal, it's just spicy. I just appreciated this belated have already pizza bugle, did they haven't? Where have you been you snacking is out of date. I know. Well I don't see that often Google's came up like the nineties like ninety, maybe three, the kind of a height bugle too. Right, where you are right. The wheels, though you cry like combo com, Leather jacket, combo combo the wheels own whether Jacqueline houses and so on that that's an area! The leather jacket was the combo break. No, why wouldn't I make that joke? I, like the wheels are generally nautical scooter nice prison, doo doo ever try the better.
Shot suffering that gonna know no new means that if you really what's happening on offer like what is it affecting inwardly, what I just like I'm hoping I got like I got shit. I gotta do unlike accounts when you get sick like we do. What are the steps you take as I do you don't ever stop so like one of the things that you do, try not be sleep. Well, I'm fortunate that I dont get sick very often now, but when I do, I do a lot of placebo things like I'll. Take I'll take airborne and actually one thing that I was doing for a while that I really liked was happening either. Vinegar, apple sided with the of the mother in it, which is basing like unfiltered apple side of vinegar. Do a couple teaspoon sate. Tablespoons of that could be helps you throw and it also now I'm not a medicine man, but in my head the store
then I told myself white worked was that it it increased the What is it the ample opportunity of your blood or something or is it or is it is increasing ass. It is in your blood, I don't. I'm not an alternative medicine person. It increases something in your blood which helps you in ways that are good and beneficial you're right I'll. Do that too? But yeah I liked episode of vinegar and then and then that and then and then that I love it will hopefully be twelve to be twelve shot. My, but I don't know I've. Never. Where do you go get good. Lord. I co signed by foreigners are little like walking clinics we'll get some hipster pull out a needle and shivered in your body, rising you success with hips Would you tell him? I really like it's like. That's your go to negative connotation on anybody. Well, I had to do something after rednecks clearly written at grand
No, I dont know what it is just an easily identifiable group that would work in a store like, but I dont think I don't think it is as a carcinogen is having on the matter of breaking down on the rails merrily they don't like. We were time are rightly Phoenix. There's no railway, like it's like the way people say that some things that hipster it can mean like Hippy, you kind get like a pretty good idea of heavy you know like beatniks and Greece's my definition of a hipsters that it's basically an aesthetic and that that that the choices that they make are to to do something I radically relevant. But you can't know you can't know the intention of what somebody doesn't why well, I feel yes yes, John. I agree, stop the hate, but not like it, I'm not trying to defend, and no no, no, not at all, no no you're right, you're right, it's bad to label people, but sometimes comedy with condense
in o labels into further rebutting me out of comedy for a moment. Well make your points thanks for taking a sarcastic thanks for taking a dumb sarcastic joke and get taking real, not another, but I know because it wasn't so much you, but it was. It was like it was because we have a conversation like it is. It is a thing where people causing they have served as I can you it's hard to tell what it is. That's why I was just what I think I think I think hipsters are basically just trend. Chasers yeah, I think there's a strange like school. You know I submit like, but hipsters could also be referred to as like hippies, because hippies was like fashionable movement upstairs whenever never hippies. I think hipsters came more.
It gives us a more our desire that culture than hippy culture be able to use the term hipsters jazz lions users yeah yeah, because when I think of it, when I think of a well when I think of a hipster, I think, like someone into Jack Kerouac in the time of Jack Kerouac like with fifty lay there bongo drug yeah yeah sit around the red poetry to each other. I dont really, but how I think if I don't really actually have a hatred of hipsters, I I think I think We are all that's. I think, that's also part of our some small part of our dna as well. I think it's just like you have people they will have to adjust what this occurred. Fashion trend of anything, it's just what people are wearing, where I think the word trend is the key term there. I think hipster equals trend Jason. Yet that is, I think, that's how I see it. This guy's a look at you and call you hipster They have exactly and probably more you than me yeah area.
But I think you know there's that thing that so unmade words like it's like. I was like the scale of illegal ape to man thing yes, but it's like it's a guidance. He looks like a like a businessman, unlike his lookin out like a guy, that's in a casual business goes gonna hipster net, unlike the casual businessmen closely, so guy just applied she caught him have served at an unjust gives ongoing. Since all the prospect The word just sounds funny to me. It is a good it's a good word. I throw it out so a non Ets and its if it's a very general term that doesn't necessarily have to offend anyone got kind of one of the guiding upstairs I apologize, I mean tell I guess: I'm just use it as a whole Wasn't bribery sorted this Vienna we're going to pass over this? screw analytical when it is shocking, because I can't degrading five says I just have to talk that way. That's really funny man
hold up a picture, Indiana Jones of apparent last, and it says I was indeed before it was pretty genius. I just entirely add things of the bank s now, there's something visual over this audio medium. I search term picture. I want to see we're gonna people came up in Indiana Jones. Well, I was one of the images, the camp and a lot of the images. The came up looked like these two and then some of the images looked like these two with more pierce. Truth. Is you chords? You can't really know anyone, you don't know what their story is, and I certainly I dont really judge people you met an old old, great joke. There was something I care murmur, like the believe. Are they idea of it was like a guy wearing a dumb shirt, and you say, like irony, only only irony is only a Jew. What does between friends there's something I care marrow. There was an old joke of yours. Recital seven only think, that's funny. Where he that, if they know who you are, if you're just see
someone where there are you like what an idiot yeah yeah, I don't know I mean ever everyone. Obviously, ever everyone has a story and airports. Times in committee. We too short shortcuts to just like what would you or your picture? John, you tell me what? How would you describe this gentleman Redeker White, John only see reigns there. Let me describe this picture. It's it's a young gentleman wearing a card again with a double Windsor. Nodded tie. He has hang on the ties. Also knit it's a knit tire sleeves are pushed up is a messenger baggy has he has a newspaper boy cap which may have a different term he's wearing some very nice looking headphones and he's got some glasses. Not unlike yours and he's got a thin beard and curly Q mustache hipster. I would describe as Irish he looks kind of irish I'd like bats hipster, like
at the time. You know no, no, I think, I think, a hipster. I think, where less argentina- and I think it hipster, whereas a cat face sweatshirt like like a threat like a star or like operation army like the dude anywhere fuckin, like they wear for they wear lensless white frame- I don't know that's in england- I think they call them dick heads. I think that they can make that quite rates are neither barley. The cold idiots I'd be in a dig head. Dickhead zone goods were really works, the visual. So I rather are you sure you, but what I want to play it? I guess Jonas, the deciding vote So like more or less, you really go either way damage with his stag sweater. Well. I don't know, he's a resort of looks like the Gordons fishermen now see. That's just a guy that has a sweater. You thinking
and some people that, like it's like, if you dont, have a Patagonia logo and your sweater hipster. I guess it's a lose nothing religion, fuckin alternative voter turnout, diva That's a good report.
I know The same agenda with fate of social rights are the great snippet of the new, the new Macartney Bio. It is rare, oh he's, releasing a buyer he's, not someone else wrote it or did I read it? It was, and I don't know, what's wasn't really stone who gives a shit magazine nor was there, but it was but was really fastenings about the last days set according to the point of this, but I gotta getting so according to this Bio, it's basically it's a handful of pages from the story, but it's all about the Beatles like right at the point where they broke. And and then leading into a paltry defined as identity like before he goes into an aids. Are you if you want to read a book about that? It's called you know,
Give me your money. It's essentially the Beatles right up through the break up, and then the post beetle lies in them having to go. Oh shit, we don't have money, let's get back here and it is intelligent. It's the whole like that at all. She was then try to make money. Yeah. Now, because I D five, ninety ninety five nineteen, ninety five aviary idolatries, beetles anthology they didn't have money. At that point there was some. There was some troubles, how I thought, pause hundreds of millions of dollars read the book. They have any the rights of their own. Now read the book. It's amazing did Michael Jackson, Bogota somebody ass. He ran out of money, but where errors guys, it's really good books really well researched and, like it's, the it's the most well researched
ever seen and every view of it. I've read as said Peter Dog. It read, it has said just commented on how meticulous the researchers on this book really great. That's really fast and I was reading. So I was reading pieces, you run it men on the run. Yeah like other stuff, like Asher other stuff, avert Klein em like is made, but in this in this been than men on the run it does. This signal is talking about how you know like when Paul didn't. According to this, didn't really you didn't want them to break up. Grant and John was like got a matter here and then, depending on what weak it was and then, but it said in a while, he was off trying to essentially try to really break free from the ban and do something meant that at his house, in a white roles, the three got his shepherd up and went in scale the wall of his house with bricks and like broke all the windows out yet, basically because he wasn't coming to the sessions for the last them so whose right in whose,
It's interesting. If you read it, it's like it's just that everybody outside whose right George, why does he just did with George? Does his I still do the Beatles if you want to do the Beatles in the meantime, gonna make my music and we'll be fine. They really think other things would pass really did. Irritated when it's really that's it? It's a fancy, fascinating
Can I recommended anybody? It's got you never give me your money and read it to really good, really good red actually opens. They were like they were trying to figure out how much it would cost a platonic central park. Needles concert in nineteen, seventy nine because they were like. We need to do something and then John died. So then they crazy they wouldn't that what the highest selling, oh, God of all time, you get me whatever the beer, but wings was one of the biggest bands of the that century positioning like finally retaliatory like Paul, like the John just like putting Mccartney's name on give peace. A chance justly because, like that's how he always did it is like I guess it's just Mcclarnon Lenin Macartney. I guess all just a creditable elsewhere thing: the Mccartney, though, where he had tried to greatest lift that he does yet even now, Yucca would Lenin guys. It's very interesting Taylor highly recommended everybody who has any,
some of these old didn't. We do either you're waiting to find a work reason, the red it's her recent Peter diagrams. I guess I run a home run or half dead Jonah. I did not Jonah wasn't for working together. Yeah I really enjoyed I. How and also I think, I've heard part of that was well besides. The Nirvana runs off his great was the Hornets stuff. That's right, you're, not every part, because the eastern band so long good Lord, I don't care how long there was probably forty five minutes just for the east, riband real, and if you said to anybody out there, hey did you know revamp got into the runner Hall of Fame. You go there and acted like you know, years ago I just assume they were and would burst, brings the India
If any of you are not the answer he conducted them, so they got to play some signs that they had already played at the record of couldn't Bruce, got adapted and MAX Leyenburg looks terrible what early work. You know what I mean by that like a guy who got some work done, and then he kept on agent for a long time. Early work, that the key. I think, that's what you do. You can do it. Lay the gun I see, so he should have waited but in his mind his prey like eminent nipped in the bud now yet so that no one, but maybe at the time I don't know it's that you think you get worked on inside about when I was wrong. I know it's now: that's isles hated looked at everything about me, you're gonna turn is also in a dangerous as the plan yeah. I thought you know.
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but like Leah, they get the money smoke becoming a goofy him, and I can't I just get sleepy entire, so I kind of like shut up and I don't really want to be, after I got high- and I still hear about it unto interviewed on you really fucked up you bad other shows. How can it be bad on the show? I just didn't save stone as you got really yeah, it's a! U guys take it as like it like they think they're insulting me. When I say I can't handle my weed. I dont really rare member. What that I know, I care I don't think a while thanks giving to vessels seven last time, to now you didn't read. For me it doesn't three. So when you sent out a thrilling, you stop waiting to doesn't do now. I stop weed. I never really did that. Much. I lie down here. Therefore, I dont know women. Among gave me a five only. I need a home like three clock in the morning super drunks. I was like. Let's kick this up a notch which, by the way we did not get anything up a notch. So
because it over aiming the wrong direction. I depart cookie passed out and I woke up seven o clock, running and I my all my limbs were numb and of course I thought I was having a stroke so because my contracts, I've got my doctor and, unlike look so of course, I had to give him a justification of. Why was in my system, which even give it about, and then he laughed meters like take a benadryl Ngos like TAT. So that's that's what happened, and I was the last time this turns out. You can't control how much we designed a cookie, no kids, it that's. What I hear about people goes like. Oh, take. Does he have a the cookies that you don't fucking know, there's no society, how my might give me the bat, but now there is no other way. The way that everybody has mastered the art of butter of Cannabis Butter- note fill, it really depends on whether I do not think I don't know, I'm not inviting a bunch of twitter like Hebrew. Who's got. Do that I'm not going to do it so back to fuck off
stars you just get her out of the other. I didn't do anything I guess I'm not within a year or by then the hysteria Where am I really when orientation? Then? What is it you see said by our teachers are noble, sir, they don't gotta circling some nervous march. I think we can always out was was created with the urge like what you ve ever quote, No the favourite quotes. Ok, so I ask either writing about not writing a book perfect. I just thought it would be a pamphlet, Kyle's, writing stuff to how to change your life. I just the United States on a whim today, I just thought I'd, be really fun to get assemble people's favorite close upon cast and then
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on something and Kevin Heart when something in Sandra Bullock, one something it even harsher. Whatever the cabin heart is so fucking cool. I first of all I have personally met him was when we did the Chris Paul Bowling thing, he's a fucking, great bowler, we beat him, we beat esteem by one painted it wasn't because of him. It was because of the Prodi was falling in the game we shot kept out of five frames. Kevin struck every time and his bid, the pro that he was tag with had a nine count. We edge by the by one pinto. He actually should one but dumb heat, but we talk further web exigency, so fuckin nice, ex, such in We tell the guy within an amazing work ethic of that guy's. But yet knows it was Oliver. You know like a bunch of war before their wriggle and SAM Bergen Magua. Was gettin award and then but I have to say it was a very strange thing for me because I ve never
ever felt like I belonged it, a thing before and actually felt like. Oh, I guess I, I guess it's ok for me to be here. I never felt that in reality somebody thing I've never never never believe this virus about. This car pick me up. Broadway this place with my motto. Girlfriend never felt so I alluded I've. Never, ok, ok, ok! We hang on. I know I know I know where I know it sounds damned. I guess we're probably sounds. Do Jean humble break it, but I really don't mean it, but I don't know, there's no humble and run it can look we're just here to make the Jones Felt. Ok, let's get out of bed. Ok, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen! Listen! I! I never was never accepted my entire
young life. When I worked on single about it was really the Jenny Mccarthy show. I understand that it was a cool job and understand that I was lucky to have it, but it's still was like you. I just I know I was other cover magazines, yet we will not move. That was even just that, but I remember when MTV had there, I guess in two thousand one that would have been what the thirty and avert the thirtieth anniversary- and I like I happen to be in New York for that, and so I call them tv and they were on the fence and as to whether or not they remember me tickets to it like even just tickets to it. They did and I shut up, they ve made me feel bad and they were like yeah. You know they were going to give these two. But then, in the end we
figured like out. Why not ask what the fuck so united, already raccoons, walk away with a ton of people is accurate and so, and so I really never, and especially, if these these types of red governments, I just never find never felt like I belong, they make me nervous, I feel uncomfortable. I dont like red carpet lines like, though- and I know this sounds like luxury personal problem bragging, but it still like- I always felt like I don't belong here. I am out of place in someone's gonna turn around a go, get the fuck out of here, which actually has happened before so with this, was the first time where I felt I would. That was not a nervous events like the fact that I was putting on or I felt like, oh and I think that's part of the reason always feeling like always feel like I didn't that I wasn't didn't fit in was wide started. My on things like wine or fit in with these other people's money asked our very own thing, and I don't
You know just leave me alone some years ago. I know that everything I just said sounds really do she. You can remember that used to share the common threads and I get time majority. I took care of everyone now. I think it's like you that I still have feelings. Why do you like we're out of point now? There's no hiding that you're a celeb? and that your What are you thinking? but we are public figure, mirror successful. It's you know we are at a point. I think I don't think you should apologise for that I know like like you can have like a people's legality like you came from the ground up path thing. I think you should apologise.
I think you should feel embarrassed by you know. I know I know I didn't failure, but then, but the problem is that you know like anyone else. If I see someone that ideas like well, how can your livestock and your fuckin complaining about stupid shit when other people have real problems like I just don't? I dont want to seem like I don't appreciate having its happen or that I think my life is so much harder. I mean it still. Is our feelings cursed? That's more than feel you just talk about how you feel of the situation. I will say, though my feelings I made it up: this sort of the mild? Celebrity thing is weird, it does feel weird and, and it doesn't, it doesn't feel like. I thought it would feel what do you mean by that? I mean like? I just didn't really understand it that bad, it's not good at just it just feels differ. It just feels it just feels different hands interest. Like what does you may the moderate celebrity thing so like do you feel self conscious about
like when you're out of airport- or I do feel somehow I do feel so conscious because that's interesting because it and it's not something. I never would have thought that I would feel but self conscious to the point where you know it's his bidders, the lead over into areas were, like I closed curtains and stuff, not not because I think anyone gives a shit, but it's just like that sort of, because I just sort of get used to the first class cabin. No, unless I get my home but but but it is sort of it's a strange thing to be somewhere and then and then just have someone go piteously, picking your nose like white piece of that. You know it's not again. Complaint is now complaint, but it does make you it does make you more self aware- which I actually think is a good thing it to a degree yeah, because then you know it
makes you more conscious of how you are, how you are communicating with people and not being a dickhead. Now you know I mean that's that's the thing I knows with Tom Cruise is he you know very much aware were on the same, like you know what he's idea of her like a real thirty four yeah exactly, and you can tell that he's he's very aware that, like something, he could say can mean a lot more than it should and so like. Even when you're like really what movies we watch my nose like all movies, Laval movies, like you know he is someone like you, didn't wanna like endorse, or I noticed I notice that with George Lucas, when I interviewed George Lucas for something- and I am- and I asked him you know like: oh, what's your favorite, something or other, and he didn't really in and what I realize was oh yeah, because if he endorses something or every time he opened his mouth. It's gonna hurt someone's feelings and a bunch of people are we or they can use it and be like
Lord Lucas said, and they can kind of like uses name in some sort of an it sort of a strange. I think that's gonna. How like I think, that's how Tom Cruise is. I think that's what lay the place you're getting into or it's like you know, there's more people listening to the things you say you can't just go unnoticed or sex. You can't you say that because it's like that, though the throwaway, I will say it again: it's not an I'm, never going to Tom Cruise says now Karen want that, but I mean I just course: you're not gonna get tankers that, if no one will I just have to end. I just have two disclaim everything that I've always angle ignore will ever get there again, but I will say that that- and I think maybe I think maybe this is something that got two Chapelle a little bit was. That You know, you're a comic anew and you just say things and you just throw away jokes and you don't think about him, but now tat you. In the social media age there is not as much of a thing is throwaway jokes anymore, everything you say: how can have ramifications
knock over and, like my iron out underscore stenographer, I found it and has ninety followers so live under by that I mean that's your subject and the reality, and I will gladly admit that that will happen. A wifi virus in order for two five hundred lives has to ask what is, though, that, like fight that what are some of the quota virus in order for civilian, So what are the most reach you to? What is a good joked Yoda this, for you are right to take me. Data Jonah, don't even know if it's an active account anywhere in Sweden's ape. I did nothing you. Maybe I just haven't been on the progress in April. Eighteen quote, which fat role made. You come the hardest it's. My dad with his dick in someone's mouth, is no part of the equation. I like I, don't know what that's in reference to I'm so shitty jokes out,
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of our guests anymore. I know, but you are now and we are making concerted efforts to make sure that everyone's on the paragraph as much as possible, more hopeful that takes us this guy email and people That means doing, for episodes are weak, so we can get a hopeful up. Does get or less guessed at once he mean here's the thing: here's the ears, here's my own it out, it's always like one guess, gets begets another. Thank sure I get it. I get it, but here's the thing with before. Looking at your schedule in a week right, especially because you The road again start doing more stand to be it a premiere, our withdrawal, gonna Portland, as we end you're, gonna Portland. I believe that the next week, for some reason, we're taking to show them onto you're getting out of early on wednesdays, even go. Do something crazy, I'm hosting something for someone to coming to central right so, but then that, but it by saying is like you have to bail out on Thursday to go. Do Stanhope yeah. We only have three days a week where-
we're all here. That's not a meme immense, come visit so in between his battles of almost called so fucking for pod cats in those three days is crazy. Pants. I hear you saying I'm just saying why not scheduled think of me like Walt Disney stand, an Orange groves, saying we can put petting zoos and matter horns in this rain manner. The only he only achieved. One metaphor: technically. Space amount is also met. Over and above what rights. Trinity Ajax began. We gotta before. I think we have to do that with the care on this shitty giant poster Board were red, made the tax logo just for that
Belgrade, the beginning we regard and I would go down and he would go up and then and then we would lift the tea Ajax sign as valid yeah. I remember that other than another thing to carry around the dna have other things were so keen feels like their production. Its words like I know you sound Jean Valjean Energy goes oh yeah, but you like those sound bites of their production. I gotTa Viana do sketch IKEA appeal, there's really really call will then about is like a small part of unexplained tomatoes very, very, very funny, and, unlike other scarcer issued that day, was they really awesome. Ergo sketches those guys just get to watch them in in real life. No such awesome geyser, nice guys- and I want my very sketches of
I'm having and it's just seen them actually do in real life was the most astonishing thing. It was amazing, like total commitment, total energy in just nice to everybody they were like they like with Peter TAT shows, is that everyone on that set as having fun airlines like felt they. You know geyser like throwing joked ideas out there. That's like it's, such a crazy awesome involved so hard to do a sketch, oh and sort of you, a sketch out. Well yeah, it's amazing what those guys through what is actually happening. Guys do if you doubt how hard it is to reschedule how many are there on television and how many? How long do they last good answer both of you and then also the episode of Adventure time
on earth now lot of one of my favorite color get this guy. You during your freedom, I don't have much Rita refers, was enjoying all stuff. You do. Yes, I guess I met free time away from here that Sweden has done. Jobs. Are you meant yeah, it's great, I'm getting like it's like. You know, you know what else soup. It was hard to get away till I go to additions until I be able to go and get that stuff or be available for services with key appeal the day. That's me a couple of times rather years to do it, but I couldn't because of something I got. An idea was like an eight. You get ass the day before that sell Sabena available. Because of that a negative I get like I get more time during the data right. I've been writing
so was shown O Connor and should suffer other people's. It's it's. It's great is getting more done now than ever did at his at a statute, because it's like you, I have some so much energy and resources inside me creatively, and so when I like, you know footing it out there for a statute I find like. I have a hard time rallying outside of that to do more- and I know that's part of it, but like those like between, like an elixir you're writing all day for them, thing. Then you ll see tat. They can you stand up, but that we also have to think of the script ideas or like sketch in others. This agenda is not really can do it, having a greater we're, gonna staff from an do and I'll, you're on your way out. But I don't get the go. Do things like day of democratic, then my green? the other studies on all the different sectors in and you never you never get bored. I know. Bored. I do like I'm like time off like I'm, not looking for Sorry, if I get completely, I wasn't trying to be completely before you know about what about what about work. Stuff
Young lady about it, as I have a very charmed life, I don't think you were right side show your complaining about it. I think this is because your third eyes Blenan, I think, that's it. That's you actually to say that now again, like it's like its attachment to the point that I would try to make, I don't feel guilty about it. It is your life and you can't apologise because Other people don't happen it it, but the thing that's fascinates me about it is that it's weird and no one now no one tells you. How can I like what it feels like and how to prepare for, like? I guess some people just don't give a fuck your way. You feel like in life right. The way you feel like in your everyday life is like how John and I might feel at a comecon look here. I mean like there's enough people there that leg if we walk around we're gonna run into some bands of us just because, but they're all gathered in one spot, whereas it with you you're
it's more spread out for you, but in daily life, like many people watching you now and again it. I know it's up at all. I'm saying is like the interesting thing we have to deal with. All the experience of it is is really odd and in its and its changed a lot, and I get a timber little bit more and are you gonna be like that or maybe I do that before, because I might my job in college. I work for tips, and so I always ever. I always five. Now, if I got on I've, been placed at their at least five dollars and regardless of what it says, you want them to start singing her yeah. Now I used to manage nice congestion, I loved tips. They were very helpful to me and I was making nine dollars an hour. Well, I have to go now. Your high, don't worry about it doesn't matter were rehearsing oil because the unwary Mona jumpsuit gases on them, that's right, but don't don't apologize for your own life and success. I think that I think it's really understanding. We should talk about him. Why just many I just like to add just like to analyze everything to
an annoying degree and in you know, and more must always be like just shut live your life like I know, but I want to understand. I want to know about this. I would like to talk about this more and I know I wouldn't say just being a six month when we sit down for another hospital. I wanna talk about where we have one scheduled for next week. I can't make it probably good: more hopefuls I've missed you. I'm glad you show went well, I hope you have your better help. We can get the file in a position where we can enjoy it and Katy dont forget to give it here. Are they so your centre? Germany, Ireland, I yet, but I'm here for area I am, I think I think they were really gonna Legate, yes, just now
that one year, your scrubbed men and the issue which picked up the audience flattened again Geneva thing in the audience o also rockwork. Tell us resume meltdown would make a male gotta premier date July, twenty third, after at midnight on Wednesday night. So it's technically thirst running, but but after at midnight on a Wednesday also, which is on that day, you guys are all gonna view Camille and Emily airline at midnight. Yes, exec Roby. On one hour block Gaia, say we're gonna go with such we're. Gonna shoot are upset about the night, we're gonna go, do the live, show. The sun was a nice and then we're gonna go somewhere and watch the tv show version of it ass tat, but has Tags Netteke. Those are both for commercial tag them well enough. Hashtags. Have you really ever stop to think what was really going on with someone wearing clothes that you might consider?
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