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Please don't break. After everything I had to go through to actually get a paint. Oh, my god. We like you, weren't gonna. Let us then got done in half the time. Guys we got enormous kindness. You got in thanks for helping me for my headphones. Yo Yo even put those on data to your mind. Our guest for today always started yeah. I started regarding fast that nothing firms like any. Yeah! I know it's authorities, the Saudi just leave him alone.

Guys. I had of many fuckin melt down at security. I would say, with bigger melt them and many say, was a meltdown because. It's more impressive when you do it than when I do it, because what I do the yeah I'm. The Armand we were like hell, you know the only only if the only reason, the only the only time I would ever be surprised where someone were actually someone, you honestly don't know who I am is in the building that I am on three shows at near. So I like, I feel like listen, you're guarding this building, you should probably have an idea of whose, on the channels, your guarding inheritance, melon comes around the weekends. That's on tv there, team on non stop met if you take their other side outside and they put their guys get via the other. Although again

I've just started paying Matin Jonah. So that means just like Elvis. You have tell me everything I do is awesome and then get me hooked on pills. You're, really good big see patients, health, not the big disease cancer. We fix. I know you are you: are my brother in law, the big see, always doing so? U s only when they are those people, the handling of Dixie. Go you how big the notes that big lions, whilst they earn a task as an all over them people. May I fix it. You are malignant fixate level to gas, subject, just makes me think of tiny. I was theirs. It's an ear need any Instead, you about the thing is huge, Nicholas Gaiters, never happier than being in the big the tiny over sketch, Alice value, rubs, niner, Schneider bullets. A day and identity of his favorite. Adult film stress

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Employees had we had because no one could no one could say anything. You gotta get all on it like that you gotta command. We ll anyway. That's right, wait. What does that mean? Dana Dick was yes, these are actually lies. Are the most cock shaped microphones that we ve used so far here dissolve ethics at one time we use those caught shape. Microphones, I feel like the vague, etc does one times we blew those guys that we thought we were recording a pad cask. As they told us, they had a machine anyways words because I was part of the funding is one on every year in animal. Enjoy your brought out clock luck, I'm still coming down a little bit off the anger meltdown ages. Relax man was angry people very often data Dixie you're, a big that your mother. It's just that you don't use because my problem is it. I know that secure people are just doing their jobs, but I feel like well but to use that logic you're supposed to let some people in

and you're, not letting the people in you're supposed to be letting in you are not doing your job well, so I was always toga. He did you like. Those are all right. Let's slow down here, that would have it is available and one of them was very pleasant. The other guy was crusty mustachios, the mustache was correct. The young guy was very pleasant, yeas very who but instantly I just cause. You know security people. Listen there. There there's this weird. Catch twenty two between nor means and security. People, and that is, security. People have to deal with a lot of douche bag, and so some. So I times they get a little. You know attitude he, but then, but then sometimes people who are not being deuce rags. I mean I'm not say today today I was duty, but you know normally, but they put there's just a week, relationship. We know that, and so I just have a natural version when people are like

yeah. Why don't we just a who runs this and it's like do this is so authorized over your head? It's than even funny that's our violent and makes a glass it you ve, at the start country, storing, Laura Lenny. Everything's, ok, now, everything's! Ok, now I don't get mad, often when I do who interesting felicity that people on the phone. I know I've never seen you so mad like this, I can whom I close Hardwicke. I wouldn't we ever say that in the building in which I work, which is this one because money when we meet in areas like I hope he doesn't do that leg. Other participants! because no one any other plays a role in the electoral fuck you get out of here by at least is the one building where I feel like your problem You know who I am

you know. Rather we should now we need to be protected later. Cars are later. Those can be used in the bad guy. I'm in this building every day. I do three shows year, like I feel like a vision. Security and for the little form to get in here. What I do there is a funny interchanging. He thought that I was like giving him shit like what he s like what you mean in my daily life. You always do that to anybody trying to help you you I was kind of them went out. Do thou I'm like? Are you asking me because you already now Oh that's why we really were necessary about what's the guy's going out of is like, and what do you do then mass like what like an life or right now, I don't already wanted. I really don't know what I did. You really think you listen I'm so I don't know national. Does you? Will you really think you are getting into your psyche? like you, I knew something about the correct information on him, for he was sitting on you. What's your name

like what I call myself or noise. A positive? What's my what are you doing here like on planet earth like in here right now, giving metaphysically what's my street are handled, Mr Apple saw his travels is MIKE's mystery and you will be Mr Apples us down. They don't know it just be data nearby, facetiously, real, ever everything rigorously How does that always gets pick? now, like our how'd. You goes by without any sort of hand or debate with you when you are getting into every year like maybe I should use a different name. We just like always like now, because when I started doing porn I guess the vote around people that are like Mainstream Lake Non

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did. She hated me the ogoni regression. I haven't gotten anything she hated became, but then this was before even Jain Drag was around, but I guess I don't like yours that he had to bail and then we ended up just like we didn't know each other. We just and leaning in partners in crime yeah drinkers, that was, did every three thousand thousand insane we, drinking leaving LAS Vegas. Another idea and you both climate has been. We read Zack South and I bet you're gonna blow your hands up with firework. Oh your example oh my god like in the middle of the street Firefox is my only you bet he's gonna blow on the market. That was what we find one that was there was that was my last drunk fourth of July. Oh, my god. Today's languages that what a laugh Olympics of delight over our whole little history of a very little web of friends, they really were all so. You knew me when I was fat drunk rosaria, you're, so fat, but I was gonna Patsy. I was really bloated, not mine.

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by now I don't have the axe. My round, you guys cause he already. Let me ask for you, but you know, is that I, when I saw you at a rebirth and you were taking pictures of April friends them tat. Yes, amazing company and yours carefully clad, and I was there with the many rather further is one of the key piece of attack of a show and like all I got, I want you to meet Dana because they have Adult Davidoff film stars, come sometimes in and hosts opened eyes, like Dana's great younger than me, they're year by year. Instantly running, and you instantly started talking about like ex boxes and and I don't know it was so genuine met. It connects yeah. It was just so You in love with the connect, because I dont you may have to find my control. Our aid is like way that it like it sees me and, like I don't I don't remember your face unlike but you live here, does have a security guard for this company doesn't up because you'll forget who you are just replace them with a connection

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It was amazing, actually they built the bridge and it was like full three sixty and how to green screen, for though the screen, and then they had they had blue screen for, like the part where Leah Brahms Play by Bobby STAR, who is a friend of the show, so she would like an old blue screen and they had it like. Like upon apple boxes, though she could be like the hologram, like a kind of I don't know maybe it's gonna, come out because there's a lot of special effects that dirty money. Yes, it's your charity! Thirty, they are problems getting what about the play ensign Central and I'm really excited because, like me, leave I'm usually like sick sorority. One like in revenge and nerves, I'm like a pie, sorority girl will, of course you know because it's like I'm, like a look alike for anybody, but I'm just like a ringer for the fact flag with Diana and there are still act and child shall do without full Bonjour and with the most brilliant idea. I guess I've actually aims and

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the format of the show and it kind of picks up at the end of these insects and has like touchy our comes back. So there's like I've return and touchy are well. Does this go and we deserve moment were also like if we don't have an orgy, the enterprises gonna crash than he says, make it so so that we have a season sakes. That's just about the time on orphan Troy starter. Does that happened in the movie? Actually, I do my senior. Do they think that other rancor and try to make about out of it? He would have to have a rigid penis, though, like like red, like reached well worth, is played by Lee Bang and he has a pretty impressive wiener, but it's not theirs theirs. Use when you make a movie like this, you wanted to appeal to the fans, be like collectible and people to be pleased with it, but you also want it to be strokable and say it. I wanna do leg when when they do the whole thing with they would like body, do leg when, when they do the whole thing with they would like body pay like that.

Did their original star Trek, meaning they had the girls like painted green, I think with a hustler dead and you could see like the make up like rubbing off on the other person and some really kind of makes you out of it and I of sweat glands that produce I mean the thorough scientific ways to get around males to justify those things though they did. The next will want to make it pretty now, but I would like you could be knife play in the sexy power cling on. Where do a meaning ritual and there are like no Dana hadn't like, but I can stand by it. These are was there any Borg, fucking scenes now, there's an employee undecided about data, it's up, and this really adorable new guy, Zander plays data. The there was like old puppies friend I now hear that will there by Nathan fill in fact,

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whoa wearing like prosthetic make up in a way again a uniform and staff, and I would like a sleep on the bridge at my console, like my face like just like down on the and there are like Dana everything we need you to like put your hand up and like Buick as per the reversal of like the battle scene and stop and wheedling jostle around. What is. Is it what's what are called STAR Trek, the next generation a triple x, parity? Ok, that's the branding of it, and indeed they do like the dark parity is like the sex piles than sex files to, and things like that, because there are less like comedy, driven there more serious like trying to be more true to the format of the original, whatever their parenting parity parodying, I didn't see the I saw the trailer for the thirty Rock one and that guy be like a comedy and the guy who did out Baldwin was fantastic in the trailer. He was fair task there.

They get really like. I had to go in and actually read for the part events in Rome and I was like I called my I remember. I was like that. If I don't get this part, I'm really I might kill myself. This is like a like. I never get accept like what I do. I do pour all the time I've been like a hundreds and hundreds of moving, and I hope you get fucked in that weird alien spaceport now, because I grab watching STAR Trek with my dad and he's really in the Sinai and staff and he's a big nerd too. But my parents are huge sooner than once. A year later, I figured you might have what you do I'll have thirty eight. Very liberal parents were the first episode, we're browns and called booby trap. That is not now get on. Microphone are a kid. I close it down to base its like. Directional

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now the way I've I would have liked or whatever so yeah I was gonna hurt for my. Brother he's. My brother looks pretty much exactly like me, but a dude, and he lived. He still lived back in our home town when I started doing porn. Andy worked at the apple store, and so people would be coming in and he would You people on Myspace, looking at my Myspace profile, while he was working and he just billet come on. That's so I'm cool as I say, on Myspace now the social network, I just your son of a going to be great I went on Myspace with like a digital graveyard Like my, we know it's very fast, I'm so popular, but you know, but if you wouldn't like people's Wall Post, like the last longer than two thousand eight yeah, like one of those its minutes. It's like it's like life after people, Chris, your favorite guy, please I say more like it's more like the like the enterprise finding. You know like like a dead spacecraft, that's exactly how booby traps started yeah, actually,

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like that. I'm curious I mean I do I do to me. Why do you dream stuff on a personal level, or do you like? This is an issue that is not being fulfilled and in a way I feel I do this as a unique talent. I possess pretty much natural out, because I didn't really like we work. How do you do that? I'm, like oh everybody, can stick up. Human rights right I'll call. I I guess I'm onto something you now, whenever yeah like a bit Bob I urge you know, whenever thickened entire the entire length of a double had a dildo in my by it was better beheld that yeah there's nothing wrong with that like pretty much in control of the situation like things that I do nevertheless aligning and controls It's ok! I mean it. I talked to doctors and like how far can I go to my gonna call, just a huge fan of mine: let's go oh yeah, the is going urban ends

I can't believe I'm seeing this in person. They never mentioned anything like. Perhaps you should not be doing things like that. You know he's he's a amazing doctor and though he actually pictures you, I do You know what I was thinking the Oda. Now you use perfection he's totally professional bad. You now he's also he's cool is like a cool doctor, the facebook you were dreaming oceans, cousin. The mouth outside, or so now they were jades Norma like you, I need antibiotics, there's something. How how I mean. Obviously, is your business you you feel pretty safe and then in the industry with slowly, awhile I mean going into it. I was like okay, the people who are producing this do this every day and I don't have anything that they haven't seen before, which turned out to be wrong. As I do. I do things that are pretty amazing, sometimes, and I felt like so I put myself in the back like. Oh, I ve really. Well, You know like like a

baby. I got to know why didn't you know like Ruth who really entertaining like when I can entertain some one? Who leg does the spur living in kind of collaborate on ideas and stuff? It's it's always pretty fun for me, but the I don't know it going into matters. These people do this for living and yo its professional and I can explore my sexuality and more of a controlled environment where I don't have to feel I'm being weird put a lot of stuff. I do is honestly pretty weird pretty pretty weird, like sticking objects inside my body and leg, seeing how much of a girl- but I can down my throw in leg. It's like I will I'll always trying to buy, go, go further and further and try to push myself a little bit more to to do. Things are visually striking, maybe new, interesting for the audio and also pleasurable, for the person that I'm working with unlike performance, it yeah

I do consider myself an artist and if people when I get me shit for end, save like my bank, account up your ass. You have an artist or broke yeah. That's why people, Finally, because they're like you, can't have money, indian artisan, unlike you, know, I'd near better. If you have demons, I'm fucked up, I don't even care anymore minute. That's fine! sounds hollow. What's I do apologise. I know who you are or who are? I dont know a lot about the adult world, so I imagine that the adult film world is being crushed by the internet, like the other traditional media. Correct,

You just because, because I know you can get free if people can watch free, Flash born online, what what motivates them to you know. It's like this, the sort of give it away for free model, right, yeah, there's a lot of like affiliate programs, tepid tepid thing like add revenue from tubes, aids and stuff, like that. SK. I have no really nowhere where the content has come from where the money is going on things like ban and so that industry is little bit cannibalism? in that way and and piracy is resolved, obviously a big issue, but I think that's kind of what they're trying to achieve their train. You kind of transition away from that gonzo like low product in value leg, addressing the camera dressing like a strapper, doing, circuses, sex, Two more of like a collectors item type a thing with like impressive packaging and like hyperactive value like this, the Start

an invention, nerds in that they didn't avatar and three d oh yeah, I saw I saw the posts are for the most expensive poor never made. I think so, and I just now, but he has to deal with this and entertainment and and effects pornography as well. You just kind of have to reinvent the wheel, a little bit in the kind of sea white Conduce to continue to be profitable and a lot of a lot of girls are are going more into the like coming one on one with her bands from home witches The idea is well just so you can keep like a good grasp on your audience and so don't feel bad for stealing your porn road you know he little jewish girl really hurt anybody. I mean not short term, but in the long term problem a gala day, Matthews Bands album before it came out and I felt Bemba three. I wouldn't you here about you, wanna hear about jewish, less catholic guilt which,

same thing and been ethical Matthew without giving too much information had a an extra code for some software, then I wanted and he gave it to me and I felt so read about it. I actually went at bought it, and I was so bad. I know I'm an idiot they're, not gonna, get shit like wages, one pirate bay or whatever, but I just I feel bad. I feel bad. I just feel like you know I I I I. I feel I just feel better about myself. I do as to buy the albums of them, I, like my gay everytime, I like a weaker than Zalm, comes out. I make sure to buy it because I want to keep on making music. Yes, you did Important to remember that you're not chest is that is about you. Enjoying a thing like it's important to support the ones that you really like. I do the same thing going from you go see him every time there in town. I really try and make it a point, because I would really look like like supporting you know stuff. I like yeah, you now

and nothing there's stuff. I think that the label like what you said that you know people going to pick the people they wanna report and it's gonna get. With a bit more individualistic when it comes to arts and make money and when the internet, to invite like women, just a variety of things the people have access to or that the people. Finally, the market for industries like outlets. These guys can have packaging to hear my, I always like change like expand my reach all the time I have like almost thirty six thousand and on Twitter. Followers are. Whenever we was nothing new, you crazy he's more than Jonah than a humble bragged. Novel guy doesn't embarrassing. How would you humble brag about I just I was colleges like looking at every time. I see a humble bacteria MIKE Wada, I know I don't worry, I'm totally guilty that lawyers you're the where I was looking. I was looking my followers and like it like. I know I don't ever think I

anything worthwhile on my twitter, like he does, a God man? Yes, I don't wish list is just all my tumblr ngo lame. I know France and I just Madame almost four thousand hours is making me uncomfortable on. Follow me just kind of just say I just said it and then I then Dino like a Gardena later like, as I go on, the anger have half a mind of report. You too humble Brak works. Just did and then man again humble bragged and felt really bad may pass me because I am I fucking. I write a red read all the time and I love it is the best one I feel has been these latest bittersweet, for you have to go and do this also work. I've waited I've done my best done their best. Like not thirty percent of people in America. Don't have jobs. You're like like all my neighbor was lag. This MBA players party as some kind of

pray the I dont even watch basketball, and I was like I'm go downstairs and beat the crap out of him when he gets exactly as they put it will rise is just like you know I like either by some people on earth. I d by sunglasses, because the junta one of my out. He is really shiny and it was hurting my arriving and as like. This is the worst thing has ever had don't I am. I have blue eyes and more light. Get then in any harder is For me like these road, where do I put all their money drew Yasser time should it. Oh mother? I'm already you know it's what What I thought was a genius is that you, you basically have you give like you, ve crowd, sourced a lot of shit that you own, which is which is genius and also also, I think,

people are and do so Dana. Has this Amazon wishlist page calling my again there's a bunch of stuff that I like, if you know of Europe by Mr Maximum, and doesn't it people think that's done? Why do they not fucking have to do it, but for people? want to connect with you. I had so much crap, because people right why you always begging for stuff go buyers offer my cause. I don't feel like it, and this is exactly what I dont have. I'm I work all the time I work every day and then I have to like, A man guilty is shared now, but listen, listen! I think it's a nice way because I am sure there are some fans that are that. Take personally your work and they want to be able to give you something they have regularly like you if you're the data person that does want to steal my born, which, cool. I know it happens. It's fine! It's not like I

get residuals or anything like that, so it like. I personally don't give a fuck if people still born, I mean that's, that's on them, I'm, not gonna, be the person than talk about morality, road, because I sucked texts for Hitler's. How so I mean I just can't take that stance, but if people feel egg I mean it the sun, Dana some bang, because you know I I didn't buy those ten movies that I watched. However, and then I'll see the item that I bought for her and a future movies like people, people by me, was all the time and like really really sexy shoes and you know it's kind of like a thrill for them. So I bought their shoes that she's wearing that may be it's just a kind of I they make out. Of course not. I think it's more of reading.

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their work. They had no red shoe diary. I'm kid found a bag of poor by the dumpster autumnal. I've talked to many people there. That's that's what would seem obvious that guy gets kind, just like you. I am just put a here for now. I don't like it donated, isn't like handed down like a man. Now it's mine We need now. I think, like what happened is mostly from Rudyard Kipling's jungle book wanted to give his wolf pack brethren some porn watch, and so he would come in. To the man village and get the porn and take it to the wolves by foreign, but enough there and will tolerate where it is needed you can go on doing this. The porn very wanna be a force for her. For very direct aid. Stupid I toward the guy who gets mad ed security, I hope that you don't know that he belongs in his own building. I don't wanna be a partner, that's like from like the movie the porn fairy like it's like you in the rock

maybe the harder than I can embrace it at a certain point, exactly where valuable lesson been, you put Jupiter Yeah do the funky span where's the porn stars that you like, because I don't know anything about it man, I don't know, I mean I know I know like ginger land and she is- and I know that the critical in your letters. I love her now she's amazing, I love Christie, Canyon, sugar or by prematurely about Roger always said. I said something I made a Tracy lords Joker goes crazy lords America's finest child actress. Kimberly Math TAT was yours from Roseanne Phidias Shipyards, Roma, blade travellers from living from their driving. My baby s view do you want to cross over and do other like not non porn stuff?

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Can do more mainstream south, especially as I kind of lean more towards doing comedy and doing link bit let all bear no sixty years, laces or whatever, because it's easier for you know the midnight guys to call me and be like Tina. Can you do about where you show your pussy in like not feel like two like too much like he's a shit about it. Because you know come from them. It's it's for the bet, yeah, it's not like hey. We know payments and in that like when I did the prevention and earns the pot porn, guys we're leg they pulled me aside. Before with I laughed and they said, you're going to have you in every way that we do from now on because you get it knew in, and I think there's like something to that. There's a lot of people that don't jokes, which is really really awkward?

you think it's in the same room? Does you came into the Fgm her later, like you already, were? You were already kind of your own person with your own personality before you start yeah, I was twenty four when I got an suppose like eighteen year old girl yeah, I was already but like even if I had been eating, I would have been a drunk like a super drunk person, but I was just raise. I was raised by gay man. My dad is gay. Allay my mind. This backing awesome leg Mohammed, my mom like got together and she knew he was gay and and thereby like just weird, areas, people in their nerdy and they there's too smart for their own good. There, too, sarcastic fer to be on this planet, and it's like they formed my personality from really young age. I remember asking my mom like what was I like when I was a kid and you pretty much just like you are now but shorter, Ok, if I've always been, like a neurotic lay like a little bit egg yeah, I'm like a high strung person, a little better.

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because I'm putting a lot of make up on right now we're going to questions that That's very kind of Britain now and I get very indignant, I'm like Dana the Armand HOMES were question. But don't you know- and I don't know- he's a shit- it's kind of indignant that you get were near where you're kind of a crappy stored someone comes up and If you work there like ours, yeah exactly yeah. It's the same. The kind of thing yeah I get like when, when a when we were on STAR Trek, Zander the guy that plays data, like who are you and I will lag well, your new and I gotta like buses little bit and use like so see not literally what I used to harass them a little that letter just now the abandoned on it, I'm not gonna Chris. Both the security. How come? I he's a good guy, the wonder

very nice and under guess we, the guy, and a little bit later on, he was like a so did you ain't all, and I was up roared with laughter by Ready else in the room and he just behind the like shrunk leg, you know like shrinking violet in the corner: illegal, like ours, there's no I like it. It was like really trying to you now. You're out. Why was or whatever and everyone laughed at him, it was pretty funny, but I was like I'm famous. What do I know you do Anal Justin, arenas like up what I've known but I'm an angel queen pretty much at this point like I like, I can say enough at other people have said that I can claim it. Did you deposed the pre existing monarchy? I killed the last one, the price a monarchy. Now in a monarchy, There have been banned since, yes,

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