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I want to be the guy that complain all the time, and I must say that while I get the Howard stern card to ply naps and powerful shit, I hadda Playboy, oh me some money, because they want to finish its videos, my hosted the point of words and they were paid because he'd like fill out some paperwork right. No one on the girl was Rebecca were actually turn off mean people so anyway long story short. I finally just sent a note, sent an email saying: I'm gone on Howard Stern sure, tomorrow morning, it's gonna, thank you so much cause. It's gonna makes it's a great right back. It was unnecessary for you to do that. The check will be in the mail tomorrow and I replied. Thank you make sure certified occurs is not enough. Some of them do not pay you. It's already goes yapping use you. You have to be really cover.

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and I thank Mr Dexter Dexter. Mad yeah on family they're gonna digs breaking bad modern, family or ways Why can't? I just think that sort of like not dicks but there's just sort of like ornery, is an appearance is. It is arrogant egged. It's a bad example Chris. Modern family to likeable gay guys. You ve never had on tv month thinking more about the Romeo character. Did you say it only outcome, but it don't throw the cast in there. What is curmudgeon he's curmudgeon used for marginally, but this started. There was ample and how awful they was as well I started with Norman Lear and are tobacco. As I always go, it's like the apex of justly everybody's warble. There's nobody river does. I think it might have time of night. It could have started with Aristophanes. I think it started with the serpent in the garden of Eden.

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I started well and my senior college, basically so nineteen, eighty nine, which would you rather be reimbursed in New York governor, but I started they would stand up when I was in college in Boston. So what cause I don't know is the Boston because there was a period of time. Eminent taxable, verbal, stupid Boston was the comedy seen for a long time, and I am not hurt a lot lately about the Boston Communism. Is it still Is it still a force on January? Twelve asking me for a moment: the Wilbur Theatre, it's what happened was what's gonna happen to the most industries, which is there were I'm not exaggerating because it was, it was closed. Community very, very few comics came outside the boss, it had its own headliners, its own features and thrown open my night, and there were six or seven full time, seven night a week, clubs holy

it's a big city was I huge city and so growin up there are coming up there. It was crazy, I mean guy. I started out with Joe Rogue in and Bill Bird Dave Cross, Mark Marin, Sarah Silver men and we were all GIS. You know signing up waiting for a spot and but within six months, if you had a car You work at it because the headline is all how d you eyes, so they could drive. Wasn't if you had a strong ten minutes, it was given full take a gas, so you would drive and you picked up acts headliner and you drive him up to restore order.

To Providence, and you do your time and then you, you just moved up really fast, because you ve got so much good stage time and yet after the bill about this, you have to have your own persona, because it's not tolerate to be like somebody else, and it's really not tolerate a joke like any one at that So interesting is to see like what what what a crusade jargon has taken upon joke. Thievery, like it's interesting, I feel a little less interesting to see the roots of that here. That's where it is in the Basel Committee saying yes, yes, it was, I can remember a guy getting punched in the face for taking a job and it was one or two guys that had a bad reputation and it was like looking back They re really steel when I say that they really goes on today. These guys were like adding new, wants the version of something a guy ones, and I mean they were fuckin marked for life,

so it made you really have to be original and at the same time the crowds were so I mean vacation. I mean you have to a saloon comedy. You had to grow balls thick skin and you know what it was all follow that mother sat gatling. Every comic was bury the guy after him. That's how you moved up. So it was good. It was basic training and now there's one club, if that I don't even after one clubs opened fanciful. Comedy knows John. I was just There is now it's just that used in Bosnia. How are you really bottom over theatre yet, and it was basically you know they drove all the other clubs that a business by buying up all the air space in the newspapers bringing in headliners from out of town and they basically redefine what comedy was emboss summing up trees, and I was just a Wilbur theatre

the God, the Cologne to accommodate much memory, one yeah yeah, which is that it that's where all the bay her night clubs used to be in the crowd was like yours. A short time three hundred people to users here, so you probably move you probably have frequently from Boston to New York I assume you. I was going back and forth for a while. You know I'd stay in my I'd stay, my dad's partner in the city- and I would drive- I would do- shows Saturday night would be using my last, shall I be unlike MR and I drive to New York and then you know Sunday, Monday Tuesday. I know you know just hang around the clubs tourniquet spots in New York the boss and make a few bucks deathlike two years and then and then I was kind of in unluckily. Somebody comics they did come up from New York.

Any Braille and calling Quinn, we're really good about help me get in some of the club of your young so that you have a better way Gregg when one thinks it's really funny to me about you. Is that you're a comic, but I also know you're a comic who is not afraid to punch people now. Why would he says it's because you and I are about the same size YAP, but whereas I wouldn't way like it? If I was you know in a situation like I can some one in the family I could be the kind of guy you used to be like about this ban, someone rooms really asking for you. I just feel like, as an irish person, I'm so I'm so suppress. I mean this an unhealthy weighed upon somebody in the face and there's a healthy way, and I like to think on the latter, which is after honour, your emotions right and if you don T going to spill over to other parts, your life now might say upon.

And people face but like by not getting angry when you're really angry, like, I think it's really healthy yell at people when you're really mad and in HOLLAND. We're in a Europe that totally normal and accepted my Europe, even more so allay, you are never ever allowed to show that your man at somebody, you just tell them to you to their face that you're fine and then they never. Nobody ever knows. Passiveaggressive culture is very fast aggressor. So I yell at people- and I mean I've worked on tv- show. Where I yell and I just assume that it's in the moment we move on and then people hold onto it. I realize, while I can't I can't get out of this now, so I put him in the face of equipment. I'm just being true to myself working on item actually gone. Oh I've been going to a lot of therapy cause. I had some road rage problems happen in and then I had attacked apparent at a camping trip with

above all the guys Ratan mice, my son, supposedly Stoa, hiking, stick from the guy's daughter on a camping trap and so the guiding know who did it? There were three boys and the guy with none of the parents around big dude corners, the three boys and threatens them and says I know where you live above all three boys, a crime. I see my son, I tremble at least they send the pre tough kid he's been in type wonderful, like six seven years, I it's close to being a black belt placed club soccer. You know, he's he's not afraid he's trembling and, unlike sniff, is it's like back to nature. You fuck with my kid I will kill, and so I walk up to this guy he's at his tenants. You are right up to him and I just slammed him in the chest and he steps backwards. Couple steps and I just got nose to nose and I go. You got five minutes to find my kid apologize and pack, your shit get the fuck out of here

It adds value and I but then I stopped him, and I said you don't have to go. I lost my temper in Bogota and then I I didn't apologise, but I made it right. The next morning we all hike menu made love in a cave where there is some drawings you're in there. I was guys right now. It's my god, refugees made me get. Really horned up about the chilean mine evaluating jeez. That's what's goin on an unwanted they wouldn't come out that's why they're, the wise and businesses are fighting because they're all their way. Now I heard about that. That's the story there not giving enough attention to and a story there, giving way too much attention to his second guy

Newman with rocks got up and gave them is give some more probably his long underground. For too long you they're killing so much time waiting for the next gotta come up, but they can't cut away from this seem so they just resources. They keep them the rock story again and again and again, I think those realities very somewhere in the miners. Wives, mistresses. I think, there's don't worry you building right now, wouldn't go pitted thirty thing remit it right now that the show is to me is the pitches that must happen in the building, yeah I've I've heard some and because of zeal employed here I put I can't say what they are like can I mean Lastly, but I had

you want to. I did a show and I shoot it. I think I saw, but we didn't shoot it and it was. It was about a couple that casts these sad shares. These reality shows, and it's just people coming in its really just about a room like this conference room and watching people get interview now because there can take the show was bought and there trying to cast the people houses or whatever, and it's just that it was just about that. Why didn't go but that to me, that's what s interesting about this shows is like they're. So sorry, America, I'm gonna, pull the sheet back over this. What's the curtain back the sheet globally? that's a new reality, shell waiting for the sheep when clansmen gets the woozy they're all the same year,

when he returned to love and each day it's a make. I've worked ass. Reality shows its meeting, how completely choreograph it is. I mean they when you have produced them and you have to come up at the beach heat for what's gonna happen, Jack between each character course yeah. That's not what I mean is cause for years ago, when I returned to my government in the real world, and so it was when they were windows. First company reverses the notions of London task forces. So what would happen is every new cast in the beginning. We're out helps was still very new. They would always watch first episode and other kids Billy. What the fuck is this because they would take a snippet of dialogue from one thing that happened married to something had happened six months later and then dry along awkward pause right ended, apply to something that none of the first to both yeah, the bruises like they were sent. It was real.

It's a reality based Barbara, so they have to bear to build characters and they have to categorize people. And you know it's always recording everything you do all the time. It bacon paint. You went to any light, is, alas, yes, a collage, and- and I love that too, is like one. But he says something like well you're, not welcome in a house any more and then they grab piece it downtown where they're all hanging out looking around, and I put it like the cricket noise under at filling the cricket should have its own credit. Can you imagine the after residual off and get it there would be locust worms all over the country party? It is amazing to me that they didn't that. I wonder if the minors were a legacy were able to really take any footage. Oh heavy data is a delicate matter with one guy who had never worked a camera, but he learned it. He became the camera guy and he actually got shot

I bring the rocks rocks. This is the true story twelve minors to live in a gave, see what happens when they mix accents I'll get. My in my at brain, that is the only I got an idea that arguments on my website, because the simpsons opening from the other night now I heard it was a big deal was he was pretty incredible. Does this british video Disney banks, he wrote it didn't made it and basically is just laid. It just goes to a sweat shops, making cells and there like shredding, kittens to stop bark dolls in their punching holes today when the unicorn horn? linking the dolphin head, and so I made some point about like oh, you know the way their meaning for the korean sweatshop of those people are like clearly

There's a pen didn't because of the style of cholera, their shares its Chinese anyway. No, no, that's fucked up like everyone knows that, right that innovation happens in Korea. That's U S out there! You know! That's! That's! Just a stupid at the centric like Oh there s so much what appeared in their dont look at the details. The GEO like it. That's just a mistake: yeah parlor writers, yeah, like a view in also dolphin, had thus job job is the ones that killed off its author wing. What what what why the japanese man needs oh much help getting erections from endangered animals, like I think I mean you're, just painted a picture of dislike like an eagle, just gingerly, coaxing a japanese cock out with it for better use like like risk and is well? It's always like you know the task of an elephant in a super shark

Oh all, right after these Yanks anything- and I would say to myself: is there a hotter species of women and the japanese woman? Isn't that enough, for you guys well out another species but not a species now than we were who they were disappear race. I they made an occurrence. Yes, they are, but unfortunately there pandas there so confusing people thinking the made in China. Do you think that the japanese men are fucking pandas? I feel like I feel, There must be pro like an avatar, were you know the team that big bird there must be some, sort of an honour and being able to amend a japanese or perverted another. They have to not allow cellphone cameras do not make annoying Can you take a picture yeah? That's right. I had a job. I did have a japanese Iphone for a while cuz I couldn't shut the cliff feature off and I went online. What is my phone? What silence? Why should they can get like up scourge can't work because it?

and I always like to know, is why, like it, our ancestors were dose in terms. Asian current Yes, yes, why don't you think? That's the thing! I love that were shooting on em. Where are the ones that cause crazy, colors overtime? Why do people cry when we bomb them? Why they ve been? sports. We radiated their equipment, we're terrible burger, you guys, ring on that. I wanted to tell a quick stirabout. She lay by the way, because I was there last year programme involves rocks, it rocked we were shooting up. I let for an unnamed network and they were trying to save money- I'm moving it down to Chile because they had studios down there and I pay and they flew down it was, it was a game show and they flew down a black family from South Central, and I mean black

like you know, the real deal you know have never been outside, of LOS Angeles like cool funny high, and I just love how'd, you know and we go to children, they ve never seen a black person in their lives so we go down there and they were a circus walk into an expensive flying down eight family members and entire crew, not entire crew. Half crew and then they use the chilean crew down there in the studio so the first day they had to fire the steady cam guy who's toward the headphones on a supposed to be catching shots. The directors telling him to catch, missing everything turns out, doesn't speak English next day of steering teleprompter eat. It's always ahead of me or behind me and ass. It turns out the guy was far the day before

he's running to telegraph, wrote it itself same guy. He gently change tat. He had a yankee said the first day and the next day the writers have banned, and we got. We nothing they made. There was a sound prove booth that the family had to go into very so they wouldn't hear the answers. It was not only sound prove it was air tight and it was a million degreaser during commercial breaks. They ripped the door opening comments. Sweating we'd have to tell him down. It was fucking this is why we don't leave so I feel for the minors I I I know the family, the blackmailing, knows exactly how those mine herself were always someone here does so funny that, it's it's fascinating to me that I just knowing what what what what were those caves, like other other images of the

where they were living. How, today, how do you live for two months? While there was a fresh spring water? There was water. I guess I was running, for it must be running through, couldn't be still wonder, but yet they have water source. There was a foreigner to going down, they were fed at so they get the camera down there and apparently they date NASA got involved. There was all that space food going down there, but they were like they came up clean shaven day. One guy look like keeping down for half an hour, the Chilean there. There's like sexy Bond Churchill. They look at me in my country that it funny when I why, what I read it to you when you came to the building- and you said you said to me when you see me walking toward you if you feel like you're looking at a mere because our, but we have the exact same by yes like exactly the same reality. No, no real muscular development,

but yet fit them. That's right and like a hundred, I'm a hundred fifty year like one forty five somewhere and were about your old taller than me, but we have that looked like yeah. We ve never done a real sport, but we have exercised meditatively racquetball We went on swim, but we have doable, the water and then come back to the side. Yeah Badminton terrorism shuttle gas, but I think it's because you remember me when I was when I was on the plumper side back in the old in the days, and you don't reckon it you hundreds even twenty years holy shit, I just at seven, but twenty is pretty and say: well, I think really once you get over there, the hum of I mean seventh funny causes Marriage is the seven year it and it really is like the first five sour? Like you change your life, I mean you lose some friend

get your lifestyle stuff, and I think when people can't stop, it's really because there's so much of their life you're afraid to let go of, and you ve done, that by five and then when he had seven, you realize I'm bored. They know and you start to think. Well, you forget how it was, and you forget how good this clarity I never forget I got I I feel like I was real look I'm a guy. I think a lot of people assumed I will say nothing about it, but on twitter I made this. I made a point to say: like dissatisfied. You're out of our three m. Only saying this just so what you guys know that if your struggling with an addiction you can overcome it cause, I was insane fuckin booze out, create insane Europe a beer guide exactly out, so it was You know like drinking beer every day, all the time and it so you know what I quit apart. It was

Kennedy like, I lost a lot of really fast, like others in Tibet, I was able to see the physical reality here and any were probably exercising more right. Now. I've been exercising Africa five years, but but also does not eating pizza for blocking in that you know, like insulin and sleeping kind of a little bit more regular hours yeah. You know like that that are held, but it's interesting and I was never went to a couple times, and I am sorry if I hated like I did not- and I thought I was broken because, unlike I'm supposed to love ay and I would leave feeling worse than what I went there yeah but then I talked to a couple of comments and I was like I think, there's some momentarily. I didn't go to You know I am. I had a therapist I liked so it's like that's all I was working on my ass. You see. I think that a is is something that really works: fry new people that have you know my my one of my relatives has been going through.

Forty years- and I mean I mean three four days a week and work at new sponsor Workin, the steps do the work and you know I think I can do that with Eleanor, because my father was an alcoholic and I very much connected to Alan. I was in a room full of people that we're talking about really much more of the You know dysfunctional impact on your life and I am certain behaviors that you had were not your father in and when you hear that we all have the same, you know slow self esteem things your inability to relate. I was really really work for me and then I went to a meeting and I felt like I was in French three and I'd never learn. I didn't connected any.

Anybody with its knots and I'm not bashing it all. Just like you said it works for some people in its awesome and my feeling is like whatever words Greece do yeah, but for me like, I would go and I'd be feeling pretty good about. My like, I feel pretty good that I'm gonna change my life in this way and are going to see reason full stories and see people that were so shattered internally and I just left I would leave with the residue that leader, I feel a lot worse. Yet I mean it's really tough, because if you, if you didn't have a low bottom, had its gets kind of hard to sit there and not feel like to my even an alcoholic contained a heavy somebody's people that they want to guide a rich appearing in a rich, brilliant comic. And he has his bit about about how he's like a guy talking responses, like now sometimes Donny,

feel good about Danny. You know. Last week you know I got my nephew Megan noise. I kick them in a tea. They knocked him down as mother yell at me. I skull flood tat. I went outside road rage and grants. A ghost did you drink now, I regret that that twenty years ago. You know in comedy, then you that you are able at that time. Always because a comedy I told you about the driving the. The complex, and I knew I also knew I was a lot of comments I think can relate to this. Is that I really was never good at anything I mean I was, I plead every sport never well. I did not get good grades cause. I have like ADHD and I was skinny pal,

headed freckled, kid not afraid to push people that I know well that we're taking the anger camp right. I got a lot of fight at bad temper and, and then comedy really truly was the first thing I ever did that I went like not only have I been dreamed of this, but I think I'm actually good it as and when the first time I was on states rock with January fourth, nineteen. Ninety I said that I was, drunk. I felt confused and I felt ashamed and I got off and I was in a black depression and at last week, I've had my life. That's really say that one would like near the end. For me, I was on stage the improper and I was drunk and my head. Totally cloudy and and it in shape. Garish family, break in IRAN, the audience and- and I just I had around set- and I literally couldn't focus my brain yeah, and that was that was my started kind of going like you know,

we'll. Think like. I gotta be fucked up to do my plea audits the eye I really actually just the opposite. I've never seen that work. I mean I've seen it work briefly. Yeah? I haven't suddenly guy instead, what stage once and he had because people descended drinks like that, so he has tool bar stool. There was a shudder, tequila, a flute of champagne and then a beer, and they were all resting kind of precariously pointing outward like they were all about the fall off the stool at any minute because it was a cushiony stool gap and they didn't, and he just managed to ITALY, polish him off.

And it would set a peep book it up there. The his tolerance is pretty high and he I think it's that, while adding to my shame on like mine, the last when I was on stage that time it was and you're gonna think I'm making this up by. This is true. They used to raise money for a children's hospital in Boston by having this does benefit shall once a year, and it was called tit for tat. All the prostitutes and strippers because next calmly, stop is in the red like this, and it was a mob place and all this time and it was a place but Dominic across the street, where all the hookers hung out between their gigs and a comic tongue between there freshen up, didn't eat where we have a lot of time and of course, of course, and so we would go, they would have the show it next comes up during the day and was all union guys from south. You know tough guys and

The women would walk around topless with hats and they and then you'd be onstage telling jokes and that's when I bought. So I mean that intensifies the shame, wanderings expertize the task and a K. I let the kids what I mean these ladys around your work and I give ya like taken at their tickets for kids and then Europe once they near not drunk there over there focused while they might be drunk on the silver, where their lives of gaps, and en masse and a little bit of Matthew. Not drawn ranking. I mean this is a hospital than there I'm not gonna, dig in this guy's fingered, my us all and my papers got a gun pointed at my head. Did you drink? No, I mean you know he was,

you're my ass, all the pack up and their China is one of my bloodstream. First that's really funny. Are you so then good? Your daddy radio guide? Yes, and you have been given, you fell in with a stern show up. While now right turn you well, you know when it started you and I were the aspen comedy. Asked well together in nineteen, no two thousand two thousand and one yes- and I have to say so great want me stand of war that year for the festival and who presented removes captain O Hara. Presented him with the award and she just had a little love- I got her jacket and it was clear that Gregg wasn't supposed to talk told not to talk so and still anyway. He grabbed her collar was like yeah really appreciate this award to say the other comics, not that one

Chris was on my we had like. There was a set of life for five comics that you performed together and it was me you, Jim Norton, I think was a norm and it was so much fun. It was such a blast and then I had- and they told me I could make a speech and so and I remembered the cat nurse and naked naked vigour driver was one to sketch thing, and they were. They were still horrified that I did that they were not happy that I and that's how it started like I remember, was it an award ceremony when I was about nine and I've a picture from it as we're in a plan laser an Eu Wide one like seventh place in backstroke, but they still give you up like that,

in a war is you're a kid, and so you know under given out a hundred awards and I get out. I rang a picture of me. I grabbed the MIKE, and may I thank my parents and Rommel Ray you're gonna. So yeah, that's to me, were where it all started was like classrooms any time terrorism is an assembly of people. I think Just a marks. Brothers thing is just about. How do I take this? You know you know stuffy environment and do something silly and that's how you know you should be a collar. Were people say because people from a proposal, like I don't know, should I do quality and like if you're supposed to do it, you will do it. You will continue to do it, no matter what

no matter how many kids for tat episodes you go through. You wanna get up and do it yet others do three things. I'd like to see comic, stop doing, which is number one asking people if they should deal at number two asking how they can get an agent, so they can get some work say thank if you're funny they are waiting for you. There is. There is a huge demand for truly funny people lose their jobs. Why? Yes,

and the third one is don't ask me to open for the I don't I don't bring opened his on the road, because I can barely keep my life together as it is. I dont need an extra twelve phone calls. Acting is your agent because I got a call the club, I gotta call my agent. I got it and then you are not happy with the money and I'm supposed to go back and forth, and when I get their guess, what I want to do when I'm in Minneapolis for the weekend not hang out with the opening act, so there's no upside to it, and I never did it once I used a male out tapes. I fuckin drove down the EAST coast of Tom, caught up with the seven comedy between Boston in Florida auditioning between five and it sets for free to get it. I don't know what this whole entitlement thing I was found it. How can I get an age it make a living You bring me on the road no shut. The fuck up, cavity clubs have shut down like its Kosovo's comic, you bring some other over. You know only because its

well if I'm doing an isolated day somewhere like I'll. Try me no one shows up for the show. No, believe me. I did go through that for I mean I give up just doing a small theatre Iraq overseeing. I did because some markets they dont assembly, have good comedy clubs like you, it's just going to do like a shower tuna theatre, yeah. You know, and it's all time bring my firm and on some of those, but it just its financially it just doesn't it just doesn't make thence Nokias. Most clubs, don't pay flight or room now get ready to adopt the Pair feature act like maybe seventy five dollars a show, and so you know you have lot of guys. You know guys you're a fucking often causes Tommy, John again or whatever, but those live in the MID West and then they that, where they can just drive to elected just like a wealth of club, they can hit. If the animal was yeah, then they don't have to worry about travel, and then you know than the money than actually kind of make a little bit of money but like if someone flew to feature for me, they would.

Literally lose exactly anyone, others guys it live in certain areas that I will call the club and asked to work with good. You know we stay in touch and I know they're good and that's the thing I get people coming up, hey, I see you're in the Dallas area. Can you can you ass? If I can feel like? I don't know you, I don't know if you're fine, if you're not It's on me, I'm gonna die after Cobb's and San Francisco. He tank every shown. Club honor was furious at me answer. Yes, sir, I will tell you. The comic was a damn. That's I believe that it was dangerous. Ok can I locked in? That was the reason ironic use of Dean Cook as the go to punching bagged monopolies because ice and I've talked about this issue before I. Never I never actively way to deign cook for punchline. Why are the opera

a hater you're alone? May I guess I guess that's true, but but I had a couple experiences with him where I personally condoms like. Oh, you know what fuck you lay out like heap. He did some kind of arrogant, I'm a rock star shit and it was. It was really really put me off then went through that stage. Absolutely guys like you, don't give a fuck. What like I almost you know. A comedy snub as I am. I am I'm willing to bend what I would normally like or not like it's all school, summons nice then I will be like ok, I just you know. I see it, I gather doing I: why did you know, but I don't even mixed the two. I can hate the Comic Luvis Comedy, or vice versa. I can't Oh fact, I guess I can only friends are the biggest hacks and business a

eyes verse. I mean these guys that I fuckin to test, and I will stand in the back. There would watch everywhere the rat right so, but by getting back to day, you know, and you get started with him about the same time that dude open my night next comedy: stop thirty people in the crowd he's on first thirty, one comics performing at the end of the show. He, if you when I first he's at the door shaken everybody's hand, he wanted. He wanted. Thank you, don't wanna be a rock star and when he got his head blew up and he's the first to admit he would he at he should have been better to comics, and I had them on my podcast not long ago, and I highly suggest you have them on cuz he's very forthright about it. I don't want to like Quora did that, like I don't know, I didn't hear that may only route to I don't know he was rude. When I say you know like I'm

I had him on I'm sort of be interested in talking to him about was an here's, a truth matters you can't you can't get to superstar stardom by accident, like you can write for its work and so I'm interested in our countries. It is in his work ethic and you know like like having you I'm always fascinate by people. I'm super successful, and then how do you have you have a barometer at that point? How do you know what you're doing is good? How do you know of your taking good projects because because it's not about you're you're, let's turn you on as an artist its becoming about what your agent management publicist telling you are, the right How do you know if they're giving you good advice? Like you know? It's it's! It's a really like it's a compromise, do a little of one to get the more the other you now you do about movies that you can do that good movie right, but it's. How do you know that the movie is good? Is just it's just when you wouldn't when you

all of the choices in the world than in others, becomes overwhelming like when you can do anything you want I mean it to me. I, like Garlic, TIM Robins, because you see that he has his own production, is one of the few endless guys that has its own production company and truly red scripts funds projects, his passionate about either directs or is in them, and I think that he has managed to keep his star. What's the metaphor is to keep the star shining in bloom, wait that's wrong. I wanna keep his he policies, so he publishes its stars, so he wet, but I mean, I think, that's a rare thing. If you stick to get a job, you sat comes mine, is another guy Tom hangs, I'd like to see a voice Spielberg for, while later literally morning but anyway. So I think that

You know you are a good example of somebody who, I think has stayed true to your roots in you. Fortunately, there is a geek channel that debt that shot up in in unison, with your interested in how really literally helps like just the way the technology culture went was just a happy accidentally. Those are the things that I love. Yes, you were also been really proactive about doing things like this podcast and tweeting and, being you know, available to your fans and which is hard- and I mean I talked to nine out of ten comics- are so afraid of not just the technology but the intimacy of the fans and a lot of us got into it because we ought. We do have a hard time with interpersonal relationships and its

much easier for us to manage a collection of people. They don't talk back at the end of what you do is is rare, and how did you find that there is a theirs is hard to make boundaries with people well Twitter twitter, social networks and you know Twitter- make it easy to like there's just enough the boundary there, because, obviously, if all those people email dwelling literally wouldn't have time to email on the backs of being able to address people and groups. If that makes it all. That makes it a little bit easier. But I also really like talking to people so like I'll go out after ever show that people want to say higher ticket, the track, I'm I love doing that because I I agree. I live fascinated by Brazil. I appreciate their there. I wonder why there there I love to know whether there how they found out about the show and in their steel theirs Almost like the dishonest, like us,

statistician thing where you kind of command like oh, these people knew Jesse or the website or a souvenir. They all have these weird similarities. Then you know that tied together and I guess I just the fascinating human economic It has also really intriguing to me. Yeah. It's like this. No one performer that will draw the exact same crowd. There's this weird, like whatever things you ve done in your career, have drawn x, number of people and across on AIDS and waves Armenia, I certainly see like ice at best. We cover for five years, and I used to get great turn out from that and when that one off the year five minutes late Those fans were gone, really suppose a bull whereas, like with Howard, you know, I don't gotta go on nearly as offers I used to buy me once you're in there in that circle you you ve, got stern fans forever and how,

Are they do like the stern fans on me like a they? Are? They are the people that, because I was I look at the nerve to come out to my show, I'm like I would hang out with you guys. Defence comes here, show that I don't think there's a stern fanned the way I think you're you're your collection of fans, I think, is very specific to this world and I feel like the stern guys. There is the original ones that you know the guys from Long Island who are read the near post and in just one day wanting ear. You know they wanna hear shit, that's outrageous, and then you have like Hollywood. I mean to a person, that's an executive in this town. They listen, that's true, they don't listen. They are aware of what's happening every day on the shell. So there's almost like an ironic listening to the show there, you know they're watching their listening to the people that are listening.

To show their they're just is interested in the whack packers that surround the show and alors to call an that's. It's all a big circus. They want to see the circus from a distance, whereas you ve got the hard core fans that want to be there on their blogging about at while it's happening, they go to every event and those people are great fans and are actually really good comedy audiences, but there's no one fan for the stern show its because it's it's gone from terrestrial to satellite. It's a vip club people say that twelve bucks a month may feel you Lee. I mean I always thought the stern was the best and the worst thing that happened, radio, because he changed the dynamic. But at the same time there were so many copycat like so many people didn't really understand what he was doing. This is like you just go in here to talk about workers yeah. So just doing these radio tours where you were you, you know what you get the morning sucrose, but then you get there

Gee Howard, Stern Wanna be a porn star, you know, and it was only clouds more to it than that that doctors take yeah qualities categorical. It's not it's almost like a fire like there's that poor. You know how and Robin and Fred and Gary there's those players and these relationships- and there is there is a point of view that specific and that spins out those antics, because that woman in studio is a reaction to the fact that you were not allowed to do certain things are so wasn't just doing it too titillate skews the upon it was done because they were angry

at being told that they could do. They were angry that they were always losers and there were fighting to be winner, and if you really listen to Howard Hughes, I fought for guy, like he's a very thoughtful dude. He is, but at the same time I think he is playing a character to a certain extent. I think he look is a jewish managed from Long Island he's a good guy, and then I think that this times where he wants to play up did his wilder than he is because that's what people want to hear road, but it takes a weapon, to be that the people of elephants, while my gets on my desk, darting radio is he. He was like in his twenties as appear, and he was working. These guys plays in fish. Legendary New York team, but they were all the guys and aims to come in a forum for twenty years and they were done and my dad would come in a hollow over and late

any other jobs, be fired, they loved because they want to hear the stories from the night before right. Workers are given content for the show less. What already was he was. You know a guy who's, bringing that world back into the studio again and now that he's gone they show actually has you know, sort of again morphed into something a little bit different. It's works, but they they could use awhile Geiger. How do you feel em cause? You ve been there through all the radio, pretty much ups and downs of the Lebanese like what and now that now that radio feels like it's just kind of barely choking out lastly brats like, and then it was satellite radio healing next year, when you can stream pending. To your car yeah. What the fuck is going to happen to serious exam. You know, I think it's too, I mean. What's is their stock has been going up a lot of good night.

No. Why this there's, obviously there's the guys that know what's going on in the guise of it down, and it seems to me the pattern is like this. I mean the fact that we are doing fine casting on a five hundred dollar quarter and putting it up for free but are getting it for free and where it that's translator, Two people coming out see us are hopefully buying my book by the way. Where does it come in November Nigh and what's a grass, the single greatest called Dear Missus, Fitzsimons, Dear Missus, Fitzsimons November? No, yes, Simon Schuster, but you can pre order it fit it. It's a thing they do now. You can buy a creature. So anxious, are you telling me Gregg if I went to fits dog com? I could buy your book yes poorest, but wait. There's more

The evil will be available with exclusive content, like the book is about letters that my mother received about me. My whole life great, constituting the face detention slips police reports, these two clip, newspaper clippings. When I was arrested and and interrupt my life, I save them as an adult every, but I mean I felt a box of this in the basement and my mother, save them off, because these the laugh at that we do not come home from school, would be cynical manner. There'd be a letter from school. My dad would you no change smoking, his three now back today might change smoking at the table. While we ain't, you know a clump of mashed potatoes with a piece of bleeding meet next to it and he'd open up this letter, and if it was funny they would last there s a veto in the teachers, cool. What you see here and

at what point she wrote. I was teaching of positions in geometry and Gregg, set as there are. Sixty nine position paper wrote that out and they burst out laughing. I get so. The message was: if it's funny enough you're fine, if not you're, gonna get a b So your countenance, I'm going with you with your eyes stage com, and so this book is a sort of my life and my how I've done the opposite of what I'm told to do my whole life and the results of a tall through letters, and so I had them. I had celebrities red each of the letters as if they were the teacher like they're holding a pan under so their riding down, as they say it, So I'm gonna PETE, your Natalie maniac alpha knack is Kevin Meal and Bob Sagoth adjust every letter read by different, so so so press said to answer your question: not only the book, not all

the e bog, what else dear Missus Fitzsimons dot com where you as a fan can upload your letters that you might have received as a kid. Take a breath because anyone can do this. It's as simple as opening up your computer screen tapping onto you. Keyboard and waiting for that, but to come in on November knife Gregg. Does Germany specimens also make delicious Julian for us? well, it's funny you ass Chris I've never heard of those I feel like Aramco product at one time or another has made. They create the actual front again creating the actual cost of the fry ass. If you slap page, sixty seven and sixty eight with peace potato in their. So how do you now that you ve made the transition talent, women you're, my guess, almost a year. What are they

over a year earlier and a couple months. I think yours started just after no. We started value are here, just came in like a factor of the public pool Chris Artworks here, the rest of us. If we get water wings on water up or knows it weird, but I was imagining what kind of bathing suit I'd be whereby one piece with one little striper grows up and the like sorry unnecessary and you get that extra flap material over the upper side like a bathing skirt yeah little bit of abating skirts, but not that sixty couldn't see a little better. And now you want to see you want a little glimpse of the tap yeah. But how have you found? I mean, if my must be. I see you at the top of the Itunes. They don't do a risk. I do very well if you came in shock to the top immediately.

There are certain people in this business less and less as Ike as I go further along, I resent very few people, but then there's some people that are really proud, when they do well, and I was very proud of the same because I felt like this is your world. I was present hadn't done again and then you came in and I feel like. What is it the water rises? All the boats, fat lady jumps, the former leader of everybody goes so I know I was happy. Didn't I think, look I think pod casting is. We are the pioneers of this style of pod. Casting I mean there was the wave ten years ago read which I think was much more sort of industrial raw information, so I mean like super earlier doctorate super early it after yeah. Now we are, I think, communicating on a personal level with people and we ve got access being in Hollywood with people that the audiences

steady hearing from it in a more personal, laid back, not promoting something way Dear Missus Simpson overnight, and so I think that you know that the judges and people like us, the comedians that are doing that even dozen you no seven or eight, maybe I feel like every one of em I enjoy listening to their pod cas. I love to go on theirs. I love to have them a mine, and I really do feel like we're like a baseball team yeah and I'm actually wanted to do like one. Like mega podcast show where it's like you and me and cruel. There were, and again I ask, If you won't do it now. He's, like I said this advance movies, broadcast dimension and that Scott argument the already alike, and so I said Jimmy I would love to do like a mega has honoured. That sounds like a Turk

idea like he was so when the charges that's? Why? Well, he has a different ideas. Again, he's got that model. He's got they ask us he's got the premium on. Yes, why we doing you know because I'll tell you, because I thought I'd tell you grab daydream because it's you know he has other forecasts. They think it's doing pretty well on the Itunes charge, but you gotta half our free content in the last half hours premium company to subscribe to first his friend first process free, and so I sort of felt like you know I didn't go into this- showed to try to make money from the show. Tat was just too much to do to the dismay of my costs, but that, but I, but I feel like it was more about I want to make people here is possible because I want people cannot show they. I go here, and so you know, if you go into a direction of trying to you know why would have had subscribers and I want it, then you will. You can do

Therefore I feel like it. It shrinks the number by like a twentieth, because yells people, just don't wanna, be mean you'll, get to add attentive your lesson, yeah, probably something along those lines, and so you know they might be and even more loyal crowd because they're really invested yes, but but for me it's just important, to get people to come out to show. So that's why he I mean I had the same thing I felt like. First of all, I was doing a radio show remaining I for her, and I still do it every Monday at and for its an hour, and it always feels like make all the effort of getting a good. You ve been idea of getting it. Gas, to come all the way down a vanished, my studio, where we do in Hollywood, and then the arrangements like TAT and if you'd like that it and so I'd start doing part gases is fuck. I gotta get somebody here rays you another you I didn't really. I did would join angel, that's right. Where did I have done my show at least two time I did. I did you're sure once with what's the kid he does the

see Magee Show now will yes, yes, he was hammered music. It's like he's a guy that you want under radio, show me as he has insane story. When he genuinely was a b. He was a mess yeah, he had just been arrested and he had spent the night in jail for doing and knowing the hospital for doing bad coke, and just this week you seem like a sweet guy got, but he just like it the kind of stories like how were you there in the air so yeah you did that The joint angel, along with the pie, cast, I believe, and then- so anyway, so I started getting that extra hour and then people were complaining. I love any complaints free and you know you take a week off. Man get ready for a baby, I've been afraid to take. We got there, we should take a boat You know. Regroup spoke as I'd like a season, two yeah I think week. I think this is the true. This is welcome,

B, but I do want a week or two away, just one and then Do any never take a week off. You ever do solar podcast yeah only when I'm on the road- and these guys are at a time of man and someone. Like I found a new Yorker like that. I'd like to have a choice: the annual interview people at the club. What are you going to talk to people one on one year I visited the general consensus. Is that I think you know like to see you guys know people of men Joan on the practice. Better, but not so much to the table, to, I think tat, timing, one on one, just as a different dynamic and is just more fun when there is a group of duties, as opposed to me, like getting old, Charley rose on someone. Did she asked this July I await your five or no money. It's a different, rhythm when you're alone, you know it's really hard to regulate. You know if I'm going too fast, my going to slow my train

listening and now that you know it, but when I ve done it, though, I found that the feed ban on those is stronger than when I have a gas, because I don't know, maybe the stand up and you comes out and you feel like you, gotta push harder You know get personal and gets really serious when it's one on one cause. I just you know like there isn't a counterbalance yeah. So if the other person is an super joking, then I then we too circle no more serious pathways. Knights of alleged to be really funny for like five minutes when you wanna talk of water. This is really about America seriously. We have so much more, which is why well think right I mean if you look at the poor countries, what is consistent, fuckin, dry, dry or filthy water. Well, that's Let's try me, you got shit water, but I mean it's not so what do we have this country? So what do we have? Fountains? We shoot watering

Two two fuckin cough ski to Jack and I reject here we go to the growth of its it's nothing injured its glee or its final Richie. Yes, can you I am going to say in Bob Way and blasting water in the air to Linnell Richie. What people would do do they do it has any relying on an joke about like how do you explain and eating contest in Africa is very bad guys. And then when it on eating they go and they take a giant shit, the toilet. What's a Turk, a ball of clean water, we shouldn't that's, that's it. You could tell us what in Hell, spoiled Americans, Ireland, if you go into a bathroom and the waters dirty, you don't work

shit yeah. I can't shoot into this dirty water and I will not sit on a toilet, seek to shit water without taking a piece of a tree and laying it across to society. And what is that? What is there a disease you can get from sitting on a toilet, see, I don't believe in it I dont use. I begets Gordon. Yes from the he be g You will certainly have to sit in someone else's shaped like a pile of someone else's, but then I think you have with their size a poorly. Oh shit in each other's Moussa may seem. Ok right. Don't I'm sorry guys applied German that that's just flies out of your mouth like son? lemme see. I know upon national support when you are in your friends who are poor. Getting you got that right. You know it's fun about you,

angel whose very smart girl very smart there, and I don't mean that, like four accord, Starches Maroni, which uses marker look, she runs a big, successful company doing what it is. You know what I mean is this about porn stars, because even the ones you know there are locked. Where are we down with the funny, because this has ever gone down seriously, where citizens can be serious funny thing about who you think porn funny, and you start talking about its neither sexy nor fungi because they shut down read this year because HIV easier to shut down the industry from also you know you look at girl. You know you will grow. Exertion grey or whatever they like. No I'm doing this, because I want to do this in its empowering, because I'm a woman and I can make that choice, but then you say that, like every porn star after like two or three years, they look pretty chewed up like it's. Not it can't be. It can be a healthy way. To live. Is now my crazy about that. Well, it's not healthy. When

testing is as bad. My friend is the head of health services for Stds, in LOS Angeles, and his number one focuses the fact that the porn industry is there. It is the worst system of checking for Stds. There's one company does all the testing they all they do is also within thirty days, which is not comprehensive, since obviously could be having sex before then right and they don't task the anus. They don't test the back of a throat related diseases. Are an aids completely fly. So this was a matter of time until this was going to happen, and it's amazing for a multi billion dollar industry that there's not like, like. I would think if I'm medical company, I would prefer wanna, get in on that action? What and hears Thank you. Look at how a movie is made. You guys union sets lighting transportation,

giant salaries and they make money porn. They pay the ashes less than a grand seen men make half of that. They shoot at a fuckin warehouse, no unions, Renault Lighting, it's all digital cameras they can throw. A thousand bucks for some testing in say no. Bottom line at all, and these are human beings. This is not funny crisis. An interesting? It's interesting? I know you're so excited tat. It was from Eastern Europe. I think so yeah they. They have approached me, but they sit. This was that the greatest, because it started with nine nine guys in raincoats sitting in a hotel room in Vegas, is how this award just started. You know like fifteen years, Bill Hicks hosted in one year. Oh no answer And he was one of the early hosts, and now I was before I for seven thousand people at Mandalay back

on show time, and so they approached me and I had to fishing to be the host of the poor and warrants so the guy who runs at Paul fish by whose actually really again really nice, guy kids, nice, wife, one friends with comes out and I go on stage the improbability twenty minutes effortlessly, because we all have a stockpile of porn yeah, of course, and and I go yeah. We love you to do it. So I said yeah. Let me just run by my wife and then I said, run upon my wife. So I just told: are you not going? The bank will show that Therefore, the holy then came back shootings later ceremony. He I now know big forgot. The bank is your wife called, by the way she is. She came with me and she is not jealous at all. I mean you, you, you are you married or just girlfriend longer bond yeah. So visitor lack of trust that, if you dont have you just camping relationship

For us it is also a level of comfort where it's like you know, cause we JANET air at the point where but when I go to town we want to talk every day, yeah we're just we get on the phone. We. What were you doing? Nothing really doing, or I will I'll talk to you tomorrow, icicles, where we love each other, and I know it is not up in each other's business is short and I actually found I love emailing, my wife, even in town, I e mail instead collar- and I don't know I just for me. Her coming to the poor in a word is not about our keeping an eye on me. It was because she was fascinated by this world she wanted to see it and it was a we were invited to an orgy after the shell. They were formerly

Yes, it save the day, take it with I've written on the side of a robber she, and so he said. Of course, let's go up. There was in like a penthouse and men of lady, and so we go up there and it's like you, know, Jenny Jamieson issues with Tito Ortiz cease to be her husband, her boyfriend, all celebrities RON, Jeremy in and we stand ready. It is like fifty people and they get a bar couple bartenders and push moving his orders and the news all these mattresses sat up, and it's not a surly everybody's in the orgy. It's gonna be kind of like a like a street fight in the alley, and some people get Are you not sure who read and so our stand around and then, after about fifteen twenty minutes, whatever sexual buzz was an ear just became like boredom Anne and a feeling of

I guess almost like you know, when you're at a restaurant, that you weren't sure you should go in order food from it. Do and then it takes too long, and so you just leave. I it was that we just took off or their brows watching like animals. Fucker While I know this is the mechanical act of sex Ngos in the northern smells into them. Now you can open windows a vague as they are sealed shot at it, and it's right at least the animals are staring at the camera arrested or is. The answer was that orgy last night, like other bouquet of flowers a year that

the thing about sex, even when you ve had sex, the smell is not great. It's great. Why you're, having sex and then assumes its over everyone jumps up to rent the under carriage creative exams, like orgies, dig up, stick reduce car shape. He had vibrating should have tiny fan intake fans, No, the vibrator could be could be like that ionized, What are you gonna? Get it from drug stolen, a tiny little motor and it just like it just its did succeed in all of the older than spits out clean, readable air, like scented oils heavily scented oil gas,

we can make orgies bad. Is this one you like like and what could be better than an orgy and we're trying to improve on me? Walk poor people are dying because they don't have clean water, but they could have orgies, that's true, but how would they watched the undercarriage when they're? Not with that point, the spoil Americans here so dry. They probably barely come. I don't know guys with only one of the note the domain third world through Lord. Yes, I think I d like a fetish ain't weak when you block, do you swore swallow up nothing, four for cephalopods? Yes, so I can survive. If anything comes out. You bet your ass. That's a fruit protein, more programmes among this. If I dont you can click down upon, can we make we like that that out or we might leave it in two to juxtaposing with letters to Missus Dear Miss its natural

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