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they are and why that shows so successful. Not then I want to talk about the Croatians on the show by whom they are. They are as real as they are like when they say cut on the cat is still. There is still the same people say I you know it's interesting is as long as I ve been everything I find that the people that I've shit on the most and then you meet him turning to a really nice fuck and then the people there are human beings, you forget, the people are human beings and the people that are like so nice on tv you find out are really Dixon relies now I'm what didn't? maybe I'll make you men, everybody talk trash about Tom Cruise, I don't have any, but it's better. One nice is people, Europe mean you I just. I went to the mission impossible for me and learn And- and Simon Peg was saying, he's like I've worked, the guy almost every day he was what literally a nice

person, gear error that not any creepy way. Just like he's just a nice regular guy. You know. One thing is that of me: when I talk to him in this is off camera to he loves you I wish I mean, like he pays attention to you D. Doesn't care what's goin on every when he's talking to you here, talking to you, he has focused Stephen, others have been reviewed within. I've hung out backstage cancers with him and well Smith, and will Psmith cut from Saint like nice guy not like. We're hang and I were, but you know have conversations with, as he will Psmith really funny in conversation. Is you know he's a warm guy and that's what I like when I interview reality, starting gimme attitude or it's like they just do the wrong things. This guy made twice million a film and is the nice. Is like literally literally Unalaska Tom was a nice, but we'll Smith is genuine nice All we fight to see who's. The nicest What's that mean that would be asked that would be a fuckin pay now the movie, the nice guy and help each other when they re imagining galvanizing each other out Nathan, each other yet well, we'll Psmith might have the reach on time.

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Remember. It was toys agenda. He asked Twitter which charity he should do and not one in the? U s because he had already given about your money to some shared in the? U S, and so he I can I fuck the? U S. Army was asking anyone like with shared. He should give it too and he picked a charity. That's me, In case he made a ton of money on. I didn't give it all evidence he did. The world may undermine the work you're absolutely right. Now! That's that's really what that was worth. Forceful and generous of him. I was thinking about it in the first five days. They said he made two hundred grand the prophet Tuna Grand profit, so justly quick math and my head. I reason that was about seventy five thousand people. Seventy thousand people, seventy five thousand people, because the special I'm guessing costs brought about a hundred fifty to shoot it costs a hundred and fifty to shoot a communist and haven't looked good and so for private on that he was charging five bucks ahead. I think or Firefox Download so yet put an Ex seventy seventy five thousand people, and at first I thought well

He probably made the same amount of money. If he had done it with HBO. How many central but then a meal in people would have seen it so was it really better to do it that way, but I am as their way more people talking about them. Had it been eyes, beer, that's, but then that's ultimately what I arrived on yeah does. He's got any, is continuing to sell it and it's all his letters its nobody else. Is it's not anymore! Managing at the current problem of women at his kid. I do. I do I mean you know, there's our question that Louis one of the best comics I mean in history, best comics and prickly best chemist working to moon. You see where he goes with stuff. You just get mad, I'm not mad at him in an area like I'm angry way, just like I'll fuck that so brilliant, where that went, I never would again that way, though, he's he's great us all,

the reserve earlier this year, this it was such a good show. Yeah he's he's gonna go down, he's gonna go down as one of the car, types of exerting is already there like it's like his area like a young, you know like when Carlin was just being heralded scan it. The next thirty years will tell if it was gonna, put out his eventually another thirty specials a further that really do want a year. Now he didn't well when every few years now than they do one. I think there was a very good stretch of like twelve years, whereas when a year for him yeah. No, there was a stretch, but it wasn't. You will. Let me, as your opinions on this, do you think it's better to do a volume of material? Yes, or do you think it's better to do on every few years, worth a little more special Why does it lose some of its special I'm not judging either way, I'm curious to know what you guys think. Does it lose some of what special and if you do want every year and then at a certain point is

oh yeah, well, the hell you put out another man- and I didn't know that more prolific. It is really been, but does not necessarily mean that its special prolific doesn't necessarily mean at special privileges, means he's doing a lot of them. Yes by me, I'm just impressed by impress I'm more impressed by that. It's an impressive in the thing is, though, if one is in very good, I'm not saying it's not impressive. I'm asking you if its special, no, like, I think it's the idea of doing it- is very special yeah cause their learning the bigger event like it's like you know, Chris Rock Special comes out. It's a big deal, it's like it's! It's as big like HBO will push it like they used to Michael Jackson, concert or Braddock constitute months. Would they do that if Chris Rock we're doing a special every year from an I just it's a year ago? It I mean every comic civil, You there's only there's only a handful of comics. I could think of that could even come close to doing I mean just in terms of like how much them

patent puts out albums pretty regularly like every other year. His his material turns over like that patent parts, Hopkins another guy, were you seem like two months later, where the fact that thirty minute chunk come from lady, more part Hopkins Elms as Fisher? Yes, I graven happen enables those packages which is about an outcast Paul's pulls up there with like one I'll time. Favorite writers he's another guy where you go ahead of what an amazing, pack on that premise and then just watching him deep, dived down tangent holes. Is mine, blowing Papa and you still no Gary's, that they go back down again. Just listen to his people little bit impersonal. Personally, as a perfect record, not I must call you record so I have a MAC which we ve establishes very come not brittle. Also. Balloons who Gabriele example again, balloons Dr My let alone I didn t

my opera for their lives, God damn it. If you're Paul back, we should. We will report back on board your public on. Why just I'm I'm I'm very into I'm. Looking a comedy, specials alot now cause I'm going to. I can't exactly give any details, but I think, I'm going to make one early next year to say that when you got to give a detailed ok, I think I'm gonna make one early. No big news. It is big news. The problem for me is that I've been so busy those stuff that I have not been able to do. The regular kind of club gigs like I had in previous years so, all the sudden I I had a I They diarrhoea moment where I just realized, oh shit, that's in a couple months and I don't already. We know like just in terms of there is no substitute for doing tons of sets to tighten up your material,

and to fill in all the gaps and to make sure everything kind of you works works together. Oh, I know my own have argued that out, but I'm renewing itself shows what they will give you more time and energy issues I appreciate that we will really I when did day off the other day I gotta stay, I mean if it's ok, I need a pop up on the Wednesday show me down a bunch of this are doing much more to cause the last Friday of January I ain't, gonna, be I'm gonna be do recording my ex record. Oh shit, given name for it. Yes, it's another line from the mistress. I say your movie and it's gonna be called hello. Mr Magic plain person, hello last Friday of January with twenty seven are make us seventy eight. No, it's going to be used other seven into record thirty three speed through cutting our pm. It's gonna be out asked he records the unaware. Cylinder are going to get some guys. You put on my last record as tee and as something that come yeah, it's gotta, be its could be fun. You shouldn't.

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in my view, all right, but when I do have bread I should have bread. That's not awful for me. If I you know all this fitness stuff is reminded me that you bought me a kettlebells. Are you a kettle bell? You don't you know, is the Kettlebells and Jim is excessive and they're they're kind of, if I mean like it was it was sort of a fad for a while now, and I would caution people if you're going to swing a kettle bell. You just have to be very careful because you, really fucked! Your pack up. You have to do actually the right way to swing. The kettlebells Jonah reigns over his back our own nerves, podcast kettlebells. What happened out dislike it out there like they're there go because, like the guy who's been stay, there he's on a trip right now you park. Like car there there there Quare get used to it and so is really serious situation, but the cops now find earnings. Fine, just squatter gay, no you're, not harassing these guys on arresting your house. As you know, by its like, it's kind of you know it's if there

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people? So, but anyway I mean and not a knot in an aggressive way, but let us like it- everyone just go in for in it- in a hey, we're being shocking comedian, giant of a way to the point where the Abbe the show was. But what are they yet the show I was like I swung go home but a little spot, but anyway, I'm not saying racism is fun, so please just stop that email. Your typing right now right we set so we saw start typing when you say I guys illegally, I saw I saw Deanna right after the show and I go were, and there was that there were a few of us, the hanging around hey, you hang out over the show Vienna as sincerely and as early as possible goes no. I really have to shit and I don't want to shit here. I'm just gonna go home and shit. I was, and I was like well that further Is that a euphemism like no? No, she really means, you can't I had her arms cross, but it was such. It was such a way that a shoe,

like it was like the movie big like a kid was put in an adult body and that's what they would say: that's gonna get within I really have to shit. Can I go home and shit and it was so adorable, and I know that you're a fan of pooping debate and so and which is not me making a joke. You have a whole bit near act about about how much you love it, and, and so that to me was like the Jonah has found yeah I mean like she's like our earnest and she doesn't want to choose one. Should there really have shit and I gotta go home and yet it would cause you know it. I know, as I go to her and her thought processes dislike. You know that there is no big deal. Sometimes we would just gotta your ship That's what you wanted. The bathrooms they're, not the best, it's a human! and unlike is it? Oh, she and she also doesn't want me the persons I now we're gonna go granted we like what it ass off legally with extremism, exactly like and no qualms about it. The sceptics shit yeah she's the best

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like, we were not able to what it was a subject for once it's like you, always get a whole form that it's a murder as the ever in my head. I keep going. I got this out. I should probably cut this out. Maybe wasn't it. We want to hear about their right before right before Chris and its negative have executive right before Christmas. You're talking about. Do you want me to do nor had name this episode Christmas shit cause. I won't do it. Yes, I can't precipitation and our black. You can't do that. Sorry, you guys do pretty good, not shouldn't blood. You know one of my black should set on Friday fry the man, maybe so, why cause it's like a bad thing,

the bed worried about you both worried about your I'm right or two from here. The Mcdonough funeral home from at this time, We helping other people where there is like I'm gonna warmer. We were Chris analogous to accompany the cask and all the way back to Boston. Let's ride or road trip movie, where we learn a little bit about ourselves sounds great. You gave taken our friend back. Who wouldn't get is weird, rector plots in that ever get it'll stop eventually we are now when you die Well, just please take care of yourself Matthew because we love you. We want you to take areas of sorry man at a meeting at angry angry. But you understand: why aren't you just now? I do these things to see. Here. Comes the love

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I don't know I take everything with it. You know like I go, maybe I'm biased cause, I'd, love, everyone who is on the show, but the cut that I saw was really fun and it airs. BBC America nine eight central on Christmas Eve. So please watch it and I hope you like it because it was really really fun if it out we have more durable, well when you back will when you back so what's that also, I believe as a way to Promote- all in all its being added to rock band. They they, aid, a there's, a thing called calling oats. You call seven one nine to six oats o h Lee S knee. I know everything. Greatly dilemma. Show yesterday you daggers area there. Let me see, if I can, as alike saw it, Kind Ovida, it's kind of their ago. What do they say? Seven one sixty seven hundred and nineteen one hundred and ninety seven one thousand nine hundred and twenty six

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type o here, an air. There is something there's something I you heard because us into the audio version and there's like it's like a there's, a reference that I think you shift a character name in within the rough I did yeah. I guess I can't remember what it is, but I remember it's like you. It's like it's still makes sense because, like you know, it's like its work as it passed by and then like I remember too cycles equate did he is it like is like I think, just like a slight. It's just another character from the same movie. It's fun it's funny because you, the audio recording process, is its. It feels, weird as a rushed. Its will thought that its rushed. It's just that you know you go in and they give you your book in just a stack of pages and you

get through. However much your voice can handle in a day and for me I can really only talk for two hours straight in each session really took careers, basically just talk the time not try talking non, stop for two hours non, stop and you're. Not just like talking my camera, well, you're talking up here because you're trying to get across so imagine without stopping just straight talking and two hours is about before Europe. Starts to call it a man in the moon yeah when you re ready after him, you like how into carbon did that so it really Do you say you just don't realize like I would leave those sessions, my entire fuckin head would hurt my throat was so torn up from do what you do any exercises beforehand. Maybe workable talked

I'm gonna talk about me me me me me me me: are you you? You know you know, but someone asked me. You know the whole fitness section of the book. I refer to trainer Tom and no I've soup, Sketch Tom, isn't at times in a web soup sketch, but also just a great and and and certainly a guy who you know completely. Changed my life, and so I always I always I refer to him as trainer Tom in the book and then someone email me no here I want to get all the time, but you didn't say is less name does like sure I did in the it's in the. Thank you part. He's. I looked at it. I looked it up he's in there. Thank you, part of zoonotic. He gets thanked as as Tom Diedre, but I didn't just in the body of the book. I just kept referring Dumas trainer Tom and I think in my head. I thought oh, I said who for precise it, who we was so if you do

Tom is an amazing guy, sweet guy based out of Orange County now, they sent Orange County. If you have questions for him more or whatever, you can tweak him at Tom J Debtors, d e t r s so but that I'll try to correct that in the soft back version of the book, but just an amazing supersede guy like a nice guy and genuinely cares about people as parliament, we are shooting that sketch for of soup like there was a there is a part set that kind of wobble when the door of him I made a Edward reference that I discuss at the first line and any said the next line- and I was like like all while you're awesome, here a great guy. Yeah he's sees these great pussy justice. Like nice, spiritual buff guide, you dont, like really expect them. They're gonna, be as on it as he is the heart of like it's so funny as much as as much as nerds kind o day, I think sort of

like its very polarizing, where you're like where you were I at least for me when I was growing up, I realize like ok, I'm not I'm not going to fall into the physical camp, so I'm going to go as far into the other direction as possible, which, as you know, the nerdy self love and Tom is always been he's always been super like fitness, Karate guy, like Mr Physical, but deep down inside these always wanted to be a nurse, and when you look at all of his clients there like he has a client that he's he's swap in Photoshop, Photoshop lessons for Keziah. He D, like of target for two so he's swapping Photoshop lessons, and you know just like learning how to do or computer stuff in exchange for fitness, doesn't like the fucking cool thing in the world right. So Some J dealers shout on Twitter and tell him come high and that you sent em hogs

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They had to give way to spend it all in that year. So everyone that work for epitaph, even down to the forklift operators got what was called the smash bonus, which was like they all got thousands of dollars as a bonus for the end of the year real because they just had to not have the money for a while. They had like liquidate the money. We re not prevent, No. I never really got into a mummy like it. There was this part that wave of no punk that came out the time and I like that first album. Never got it has like. You know. I ate shied away from the punk that legal ass surfers. Listen to, like you, said the kind of male jockey surfer guy tight just makes me think alike, frat guys in a house near a keg chest bumping and fuckin high firing talking about pussy like here legs. Now it's hard, it's hard should not blame and for the fact that they get like you know you think about your average. Raising this machine fan has no idea their talk, like you know, has no idea what regiments machine is really trying to say.

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please go to the doktor and take care of yourself play a very busy. I implore you make it. My Christmas and birthday present go take care of yourself by Matthew. Fuck, it upsets me. Will you do that guy? like you, and do you understand now, when you have someone you care but whose younger what it must be like for apparent to watch their kid. You stupid things, like God, dammit. Would you just fucking Jerry up? it so easy to just do this thing, so you don't die. I would be in. I get that I get that fear that takes place when like something like that happens where you want to make it. How did you want to make it a joke? I come I'm Feelin Desi, like other fields, we had loved my head the night. You know it's nothing I'll, just joke about it, but like it out, that's I know that knee jerk reaction, but

shooting blood is a serious fuckin thing. It's not your. I know he's scared but like come on. Yeah. He should really go to the doktor. You should really gonna, but we can't make him no Emily up African appears its eighty bucks to just go and get check. I will pay that too, but he won't have something with you: ass, fine I'm not I don't. I don't have blood coming out of me, which is nice near that sickness was narrowly that I got it was it was it Mega flu, or should he called or city it but cold. I rarely get sick sick. So it was just like what I do it just takes me out like I was really like just out of it. And head throbbing. The whole time, and also you know when I get stuffed up in my nose- is leaking. I postnatal drip, and this goes all down to my chest and ill. They'll be like a week of vetoes hacking up stuff. That's where you can get bronchitis, because this would infections occur gags out, that's what she would grown up. I would get caught chronic bronchitis.

At every few months, because I would have allergies stuffed up postnatal drip infection Erika, maybe that's more than a mere M postnatal journalists, nasal drip every day. Every day died? I got it cause. I gotta go cuz. I plan of having all three items have the name taken from Mr Censier. The movie, that's true, they're gonna go bigger eight. They say it's going to be pretty tight and I think the besides gonna be just really filthy. Does your third album is my second, your second, it's funny you, you ve been doing comedy for less time than I have and your art putting out your second avenue. I still have not put out a first alum well, but it is a policy like twenty years to put it out. Like you know, I'm not saying I have got into a place where I should I, but I about I, like you know, like I've always talked about, like my, I have an aesthetic of just being. You know like like in bands workers. Like you know, you get. Some saws gather your court. You put out a reputable dp. He had been too like precious about it. I've like trying not to be

precious about because- and I think I'll just like with so many other things. I do words like I'm just not going to do it because I'm like no, I gotta wait till I can do a right. I know I'm the same way. I mean that in that sense, run like it's, not perfect, yeah, you know what but imperfections are what make things rates I also you know the other part of it is I wanted just. I want to put this chunk of material out there and working in the last few years and adjust, and then I'm done with it and then I can even us than I fucking just start over here. I want to hear some more personal stuff for me. Yeah. It's always been hard for me to write personal stuff because it so personal it it's not it's not that I am ashamed to talk about it guarded person in land in real life. I'm you like with like interacting with sure sure sure I think it's just. I think it's just you know the funny. I radically the funny thing about

What's not funny about it. Is it like you know my dad is professional bore you think I'd have tons material about that, but in the end I kind of school. I don't know what's funny about that, as I was just I don't know if I really talked about what that was like it might. It just might not be funny to people. I think you know. Something everything about doing or for while, which is just try to start from the beginning of my life, and it just try to remember each kind of thing that sticks out and right room everything our member of it and then can I take a look is there any themes, see if there's anything ridiculous about. I would do it. We will vote on it. I would do that to me night, and I do do that too, and I'm just excited because, like all of the old man, cereal that I had written. You know before I. Before I was a little more comfortable with who, I am, you know publicly on stage or whatever just about be about the stuff I'm into, and kind of and the than are deaf. But I look like all of that old material about like growing up in the south.

Like rednecks, like all the material, is gone like I'm, not. That will not be on the special nope, I'm so happy to be done with early yeah, I mean it doesn't really I'm not to sit as having their great Joe. I just why appreciate that, but I, but I also feel like they don't really say a lot about who I am first of all, and secondly, I them on the general were uncommonly central, and I dont want to repeat that stuff. Yeah, that's already out there. Thirty out there and- and I just feel like it- doesn't really it doesn't really anything about who I am now and his comments on the eggs. Wait. There's like to anyone could have been those joke, and so I you know I'm trying to I'm trying to put together stuff that some and I feel, like I'm fuckin crazy to try to do.

By February, which is when I'm gonna record, but you know you're the guy you you ve always been the kind of guy, just just like buckle down and do it. I don't doubt that I will buckle down and do it and that in the last year, in their like the work ethic that you got from rain, that book were you just like you know, you're, just in the shop, in the cover up every day, that. It's been it's probably stupid, but it's part of the reason why I wanted why I'm I kind of wanted the date to be so soon, because I knew that I would not have time to let go back and forth about stuff, but then Disney Logo only thing that fix metal. It is like Maybe this is a case where you really should be going back and forth about stuff. I just know that you know I mean I just. I hope that the hour is gonna, be his title. I want it needed to be post for this special worry about post, can't, add jokes that should be in. There so you know I don't know. I guess I'm just kind of. I guess I'm just trying to follow the advice that I,

no freely throw at other people, like I fucking, know anything yeah everything just like you know you just can do it and then there's nothing more motivating than having a deadline having a date having a project do some sort of an event? that will motivate you from you know, out of the the very on motivated state of like oh, we just have an open, ended thing there and it's Its Agatha show producer shown, Jordan, omit others, so Sweet Matt, mattress went to go, should be role for attack of the show I do and children listening to. What is that, while some of their native state aid, is a grand very by aid that smells amazing where they come from them up in the Gatt three Ethel S apartment three, if the slightest brothers-

the scarf. Others show last reference till they last reference. There I mean it. I told you I did their their pockets right. Scarborough country Gallia, Scarborough countries actually to be this week. It's this week's episode that they like they call you like we. Finally, a way to have you on the show, as I know how you like we're gonna, do it editor year top five in Iraq Sung and sows like them. They bade picked five five Anna Matt picked five awesome is it was a good whose front I love those guys, who started to added who try to this week's help of what you have to do? And I well it's such a goofy on time. I will love, is like like an I vote. Yes, we ve- been gracious, wasn't really funny, but she really has figure something out love. Those Europe goes into. The apple sisters show the Christmas special for the Apple sisters, as my third by third year will be a year with blogger. Because I did I did you do you had this guy made? I did you have this get me It was some season,

which I also had the wicker Missouri vote had because they never have that it was such a barbaric. Ethically literally, where did the growth that day? What we all want these into the which together you that's all and then went straight to the studio unrecorded I guess it was all fresh manage because we I watched yoke as we just had a watch it though I gotta he's a hey. Here's a link to the video here that the movie so go watch wicker man but Bailey. Well, that's good boat, you're, saying on it! There is that there is a large part of just having the blind faith that you pull it off. When you go to MRS there's a little bit of stupidity, an area like this about the thing is, I know how was I for years, in maybe five years in both when I did that first sentence, we not crazy is that in two thousand to rob Zombie headed had some sort of a deal with Warner Brothers records where he could just makes

genuine did a hard firmer. No, he wanted to do my Stanhope record, so Rob is going to produce my Stanhope album and I was still shitty and drinking at the time in a fucking mess and but you know I just got really pressures about it, and so I record sets- and I take him over to his house to be like the sounds great and then I just not afraid, and I put it off because they I didn't think it was gonna be perfect than he was like look just put it out like is getting out into the world you know and then and then whatever you didn't like, the first one. Then you can do better, the second one. Yes, that's it! That's, I think, that's a music mentality, well, a lot of Allah like a lot of the philosophy that I have about like how to work and how to get work done comes from robs zombie because he is a guy who he'd just you know. Get that idea. He just figured out how to make it peaches outcome. Does it took a long time to finish thousand courses at a very opportune

and so I really feel like. I need to do not to not be precious about it, and so am I going to go to Portland between Christmas and New year's, and I notice that our madrigals performing up at helium in Portland, which is a great new club that the Philly Club helium opened a West Coast, Clodagh David, partly in which everyone is as great a job, so I called out ass. If I could get up and do some sets out a town over the between Christmas and New year's and helium in Portland, he said sure, and in fact, Brennan walls was gonna, be there to all those guys are going to be doing. You know a handful of sets guessing on the show without go on Brendan Walsh at the helium in Portland. Next next week is hosting. I don't know. Probably right infringes is right. This wrong with important, as a parliament, if hope run functions gently he showed up to our mean great, add at gradual, we're up there, but oh yeah, yeah yeah. I think he left right before you got

no, I saw run thereby ice on their yes. Why would they gonna ground control there and I just I kind of one get out of town a little bit is dead here and ask why I love- and I just I know I know, but I'm afraid that if I stay in town end up doing more work, yeah an I kind of want a little bit of a break. So even though I still manage to fit some work in two. So if you want to go to poor lady, but that's a yellow you'll be held under the data we write and yet university I wanted. I just want to go to bed. Linda, hang out, eat delicious food right. You know like work like just focus on writings, trying to write some new jokes trying a mountain Portland. And then and then coming back. They know they will tell you if I like a house for an hour, Santa Hotel, Gecko, Saint Hotel and so that there should be fun. Are you here in town yeah, dynastic around where going to a cabin We did last year but like a, we live in a house and we have the dog and cat. So we gotta have a cabin, a cabin to ourselves.

So we're gonna stick around gamblin cabins. Daddy gave it about we're going Christmas. Eve were gonna, go and, like you know, like just Canada gone just eat, drank and like their showing, about a reality in a family. That's cool, remembered, you know better real knowledge chinese movie that had never really came out in any for show tat capacity. Peters. I hear sought at the at the white or National Film Festival when I was dismayed and it's this amazing movie, where it's all these. This is the near future and has been a big economic collapse in Japan and theirs is big divide between the younger generation. The organization work. I had a lot of whilst gonna, and so there is a state or think they dont really have enough. Many people and they got a kind of wheat about, and so every there's a lottery chosen, whereas class will just

be kind of ghast thinking other way to a field trip okay, so they fall asleep and then wake up on this island and there's this guy saying: okay, you are your class has been chosen. The last of you who survives this weekend on this island, I guess to go to college- gets to live in I urge you to give these kids these packs at all. Just having. How much are they gonna go to college and the work is right so, but they all have these collars rather neck, so if they go to if they try to escape or if they try to not die. If there's like, both won't people live the end of the time they all die so like running man, but with college students instead of irregular had set out to kill each other So it's like ready man, an clockwork orange and Lord of the flies theirs. Is it not flexible? Yet you can Netflix, like all you have to order the disk or ngos hits, and if only I was sent a family

I think that if there is a whole raft of it, oh shit, it's in a family, dot org, so developing dot org is, is its the best they don't really like its are. We finally have like something close to the animal draft. Us said a family, It is here. I don't think they serve booze there like at the outset that I propose that we make me they have like cupcakes than that, and I want you gotta, be like you ought to see good, starting up great senator hysteria there does this daily, fantastic tat is really will allow me I d, like a black card membership for Christmas. Will this is this will be last show the year hopeful show the year has next week I'm gonna put up the I'm just going to stand up. Cluster call that's great annulment of so that a two hour show, and so I was gonna put up one show next week. I feel like it'll, take time

For people to get through it and we're all gonna be I'm going to be at a town and and and so we won't- I feel, like apple just end. This will just end. The year was like a big. If, like the big stand of special S great, we really get a or we can do anything for a two year diversity. I guess we're gonna be on it, oh baby, I'm sorry I told you forgot, it was our anniversary because I left you give to the store I'll, be right back to go through a thick running to the car and, as we are doing our job, when I was in London, I heard on the radio a an artist I had never heard before, and she's fucking great Lindy Ortega, do you know, I know I never heard of her she's, canadian and she basically is like she's gonna sarawak- can see she does like, like kind of Bluegrass Rockerbilt country other stuff

and should really great criticised in there, and I don't care. I can't play the whole song, but I think I hear notably by could play a part of it just comment on it. That is what I can do. You think. That's like you can play part of it, but you have to use it not as entertainment, but as long as you're giving commentary on why I'm telling people they should go, buy it because I bought. I bought her Christmas album and then I bought her other out, which is called little red boots, which is really good, but I just that is a really it's a night. This is a nice adorable Christmas. On my previous favour, Christmas song was the Garriga family Christmas, our the Malerba family of Rivers, Wainwright Ojeda, singing Sancho spotlight on Christmas, which is a fucking great size after it's really good. But this one is. This was called Christmas Eve with you. It's really nice see

and get away with this already so bright red alert for voices yeah The aim is to leave the room.

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Play the whole song. I don't want any glares what it's Well, then, I went to regulate like what do you think you're doing? What are you doing with us on a Canadian you get I think crazy and deserted talk about it at all about your turn, England. I talked about in a little bit better, We should try. Let our listeners go now. Seven one! Oh nine! Oh yes, perfectly for a show really here they were happy Christmas, Jonah re Erasmus preside with happy how happy everything to everyone yeah. I guess and anger daggers you're looking around for this year. Twenty eleven it would have been a really fun weird, like weirdly strangely fun. Yeah, crazy lots of stuff happen to us this year alone I think that, together with the podcast, yes Really together, we all got jobs. The pilot for swifter break up

you was but but were but workshop was great and we would not have been able to do it without the people who we know tuning cancer, which is not how you wasn't of cats you couldn't unit but who get provide them with it with some. You know who watch our staff and come and see us live, and you know we hope that term yields to groundwater for twenty twelve does we have more points of coming up, so there are very sincerely. I say thank you. So much have great holidays and enjoy your burrito leaving dot com.