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I wish I had more time and as I now just here's a funny story that I did Doug Benson, twelve, the movie obviate glass. Guess the twelve grass guess your Christmas, the fund for our show flowery, nor was it for our getting, but it was the only to our show fun. One of the topics was the ice man cometh, and it was all movies that Val Kilmer has had sex it so I just got this text from Doug Benson. Thanks for last night got this text from the today Kate, Kate, Mukherjee Yellows, on working without camera today told them about the Iceman. Come it he said

But I don't have sex and lots of movies. I told them. The answer was wonderland and he said oh yeah I had sex and that movie vow Kilmer Eyes MA am speaking again fact today. the last line of attack of the show us that you did daggers hey feeling about had agitprop, I feel about it, feel its bittersweet, a message to MR getting old and in answer to your internet and tend to do exactly the same thing. What you're doing this bittersweet symphony, but the girl? That's what it actually I thought were throwing stones on its common mistake. Now you just for you just year, just probably thinking because a rolling stones made all the money from its yes and then some ba last anguish, our kind of

I remember a kind of wealthy will see what happens when you mean. What's gonna happen to I mean just to everybody, because I hosted a butcher, the wraparound specials, you sure, did a lot of the rapporteur s measures that we had to change. Oh did they change and they had to change a lot of it because ever since Eric Andrea WHIP, his dick out last week and Anti J Miller fucked a tree raises balls on live television they got there real, real sensitive to sort of sexual innuendo and or so they swept alot of segments up here. So basically, there were no specials, because most of attack of the show was almost seeing someone's balls near

What are you going at? What are they gonna do fucking cancel the networks are more like fuckin, just ere it that I couldn't get fine right. Reddened, everybody severance! Oh my god, you folks upstairs our here's. What I am not normally contentious about stuff, but I really- and I say this as someone who was hired to host the wraparound I was very happy to do the less episode, but they wouldn't really bump me out about the way that it was handled was the hit the the word came down from the higher ups that they weren't pleased with the fact that we are making references to the network going away, and they were not pleased with. Ass being like it's all, gonna go now and it's like fuckin? What's the problem likelier cancelled the network at Christmas time? You know the attack of the show is the Spirit of the show is commenting on the

things that are happening and everyone knows the network's going away. So why would you cut out why we cut off the balls of the network and then be like bees- Kick it stitches for that? You know what I mean like later described a perfectly. She said hitting a lady in your car and getting out of your car and telling your laid stop scream yeah yeah. It's like the fucking. I thought that we know as someone who is loved working there from his ears like this sort of new thing, you know like the new higher up. I was very disappointed in that because you you have to let the show that's like that's the show sort of expressing it is. sad news for leaving and there's a really fucked up thing to do with, like who fuckin cares if everyone on the network as it doesn't matter, you even want that audience anymore, which is why you're rebranding the network so who fought in Cairo even mentioned by name

it is not at all has just like everyone else, money jokes about. That's the last thing. Will every we don't you back me more. Some other shows you guys did when you knew that when it was going down were you're amazing yeah, because there were everyone was there was just that kind of Lupi sense of forget it, and there was really great television like like your. U Betrothing put the emphasis on all of the vat. I like right ideals. Higher black radio was a segment that I absolutely loved, and it is really just made me sad that that, in the end, that's how that's how it had to go. Like you know like they want to do. They wanted to hold you guys under water and we like stops short in the eyes of his privacy, we're up this goes on Friday. I am getting right, we're doing we're taking the lash out, which is gonna, hair January twenty third tomorrow, and we are all sort of we think, there's a fifty fifty chance of them ever actually airing it really like. We think they might serve me, like you not words,

founded extrapolated Knight rider, we didn't know. We had we're gonna hear that instead, you know I M sitting in playing more now than it ever did before. By the way I can't wait to get those residual I you know I I I guess I just don't. I don't know it. Just bums me out that that that a show that I feel like was such a great fun celebration of stuff with really great people on it. Do you know that I agree that that let that that that's, how that's, how they kind of like they won't even let the show go out the way the show should go out again, I loved everybody that I worked with him in its bunch, a great folks over there, and it seems that sad to see ago, it sad to see because you are a fan for of it for awhile, reviving Roger when it was on, and then you know and

in a year and a half with a lot of man, I have I've done almost three hundred and ten shows, while the year and a half year, we are dark two weeks, Jesus, it's too bad. It makes me sad, but I know I really wish they would have been such wieners about it to everyone. I absolutely too who worked who work there as it is often everyone who worked their asses off knowing that the network was going down and didn't bailout yeah and stuck with it and still made fun television and still celebrated all the good stuff and its it was a really lame way for them to. Let you guys handle that by saying shut up, don't don't talk about at this figure was lame of them. Let me hopeful ass. We say that you can say that if the event to them what is rising. Why are you upset? We wonder was the last week will who is it? Who knows that Michael CASTOR Guy, like Michael Lot, but it should have been someone from the inside

some of the eye aside. Another though I thought for some reason, but would mainly Blair's you'd, think let anybody from examines idea last week, while I gotta say, though, the four years that I got to work, there were were always fun and everyone cool and I think you know I'm going go on and actually get to do better stuff and actually get paid to do. But if you want to watch some of those clips that we are talking about, go online now, if you're hearings on Friday, because Saturday, I'm pretty sure they won't be there, I didn't realize our country took his dick out on television yea, there goes ahead and, oh, I would be surprised to know he would take- is to get a live television. We're gonna is that when we look into two pairs of Dick

talk about it. I got about the other guy about the actual. Well, I'm sorry, but I feel like we're. Gonna do other stuff. Forget nurse tv show coming up we're gonna. Do some other funds, stuffed gonna, be in a big he'll, be ok, I'm not going to be all right now. You know. What's the manager, what am I gonna do with other data. No, I don't know that's my relationship with them is a bitter sweet, bittersweet symphony, yeah yeah. You worked there for a week like three weeks to think enormity. First guys, that's what I always say. That's what I tried to say, but I did get him. I did make two things I still think is somewhat higher up list on the things that I like one was the Africa's MRS Roth video, this neighbour video. Yes, you are, then that was fun yeah. I remember like thanks to pull the nano, the brilliant Paul banana which siphoned off

from another special that he went under budget on just two like cause. They're gonna give me five hundred dollars to make video progress knows I I can't make a good video scientists got it, a minute and then like Pasok, why, when under budget this thing, what is put all this money like seven thousand dollars and that's why we got the camera, the red camera locations, that's awesome, yeah air, ass, great, really, really great that I got to work with the five husky puppies I like it and its while I catch. I made answer those nice, though the maybe I'll just go the puppies well and in five asking for these are great shouting at a weirdo. It's gonna be unless show less on Monday, husky puppies be a great name for a chubby children's choir, husky puffy husky puppies many to suffer a rough Agnes. It was.

I had dinner with a prayer. The other night came to be in dumb. We're talking about, may be doing an actual like doing some sort of a live thing with as many of the attack peoples. Like to actually do to do an actual, send off, oh by the way that it didn't get to be done. That's what I said. I said that we better Bert, If a copy tomorrow of the last show just in case of em screen at a meltdown or something it doesn't, air. not even not even well yeah. I think it'd be fun to to really be. to send the show off in a way that would be, you know what it for the people who actually stuck with any dead and it was in May and it was like having left the that Lasher was fantastic job, so maybe everything after that was just a dream.

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after they had to get it on networks like haven't sent to me what a stream of media. What are you ancient man, do the disk. Finally, watch I was only able to watch about twenty minutes of it. Then I ended up having a worthy of a five year old eyes, man, but they found him with an influx dvd, but that's all that that's it. That is very old. Well, how do you get the service back? Pay was murdered. Oh yeah, they found it out. I thought he'd, the he just ass. He was preserved today that you actually now as the season to discovery of cheer Oh it's just hold an under that- must remember that a programme that here man and was frozen, another thought out by your scientists. I don't know anything about season. Four or five of cheers and just simply Kay my so three coaches always aren't you. So this is one got rearing. Last night, the gunwale I'm cross- I'm thinking oh when over, unlike the band, is fun.

by that I mean I've got it, gonna do, if I'm ever to party, and it certainly over. This is fun like that like the behind, tells the very real ending there was trouble. Well, it was. It was fucked up and I hope the person who caused the accident earns in how gets- at least no one not burn in Hell, but just gets diarrhoea per mile. Bloody, dire holiday areas knives. word kind as you know, every meal on the german items that the apart from this also that I got now river, the hollow urea pretend increases layer, stiff necked, I'm fine. How are you sure tat? Is you don't move? Unlike you normally moving exactly the same way as they have

Since, like last night right after the accident, we have had a weird tick. Why haven't seen you for weeks on? I'm I'm absolutely fine range, I'm actually find. We should talk about how much we talking about literally a hundred dollars. it's our the figurative, really, I'm fine on much more. It was a low speed accident. There was enough to cause substantial damage to the back of my car in the front of her car panic. I was that your driving their buddy one. Seventy four m c p, C mon. What a company man over here replace my BBC see trial and ever get back. Well, that's what we're trying to do with the company central show is make it like do a version of attacking, but rather to work on it, but a comedy chauffeur who knows who knows we deliver the pilot nets up to them?

right, but it was so much fun to deal Jerry back in an hour mass at night. I wanted. It was a great great taping, but I am under the bathroom is, as wasn't feel unwell and Asian took a shit and in our it looked like I was bleeding like shit, a bunch of blood. Did you lie? Would you like a guy Myerson it? My first thought was like. I can't let Matt know that I wouldn't make follow your anything. I would just say to you don't worry about that turned out. It was just picked. I just real outside Indiana about issues. They are what we had all that there must have been to see we drink that blood, which are another bless, others from Very definitely, you can't go out the daylight anymore. Yes, so I was crossing a street high, goes crossing Highland on Willoughby from you know, we are at a satellite

like all ingrained geography, people understand our streets work, those that intersection. I crimes relentless red Light cross, the intersection there was a black priests in front of me and difficult L. I have three black. Tell me what's going on here african american Breyer. Thank you. He then Willoughby is not if we are to lean road but its wide enough that there's traffic and then cars part on the along the side parallel barbarian residential, very yes, parallel parked on the curve along the younger, so the prayers pulls in just pulls up to it like parts of the curve and then just as I am about to like the front of my car was almost even with the rear of his car and then he decides. I want to make a? U turn and go the opposite direction so from the far right side where he was part just fuckin whips and with no warning, I don't off, a cat was driving cassettes, that's that

HU. I behaviour the laser beam, and these are being I slammed on my breaks. Good breaks in the Jaguar, I mean pacer. And otherwise, like I would agree, I would have you know like I gotta hit direct, on the driver side nor out in their slotted break and but whatever our lives Carter and through that Delorean, the girl behind Not so lucky she didn't stop it didn't stops. Niven lambs there was a little screech and then back and then she hit me and then, like fuck, will lower low speed, like maybe team twenty miles an hour whatever you know, just literally just drove driven through an intersection from a dead stop and it looked like the guy in the press was gonna. over and sort of sorting out with us, and then he started to pull up a little bit and there was an alley to the left and he's fucking took off so good move through the driver that previous go fuck yourself. Oh my god, that was me.

But it certainly totally fucked. I was when you figured it out totally alleyway anymore. you gotta go he really obviously had a back and forth. Fourthly, was like, maybe I should stop, maybe I should make sure everyone's ok maybe I could see, was ever there was no question that was has then he causes accident. He fuckin in almost rush hour traffic from the far right or is welcome Robin S. Brow Damien, deals body. Is that everyone in. If you live in America, first world problems, even if one is likely to personal problem, because it's just where does but anyway, I just, I feel bad. What was the name of the person they hit? You I'm not going to tell you that ever a plug, she's, very sweet lecture, Not this week, but she's got the ten minutes on hitting people and because she was so sweet night. A guy three okay and is everything all right. I did not hit that she had then

and she was the little shaken up like don't it's fine. No one got hurt refine me out of your neck right now. I'm fine, I'm not going girl before you look terrible right. Now, I'm fine I've got into two parts and we have had to be taken to the hospital what Jonah their bad driving on airport. Is it no one was drunk driver Tito me even with a deep own Burnett yeah you produced here I was concerned. great, now laying down like armies, and I really like it was mixed. Well, it was less metal here s a little bit of metal yeah. I was ditching school like those in high school hours. I did in class.

together Jurgen before going to school, and they just spoken when right into me, they got real fuck that isn't the Hawaii. I know they are all fucked up and then the item was those driving the work from Saint Peter. merge onto the one hundred and ten for the to get into the four hundred and five, and just like check my blind spot. Look back. Some car was slamming on their brakes, so I did, but in my fucking wheels revolt I just scared and then, like you, I turned it ran into a car and then my car tipped over on site starts getting down the freeway as windows. No, but I'm holding myself from not like getting torn up as the pavements like scrape and by my Am I go just like reeling and tell my lungs like please don't die. Please don't die, please on time the car, if I can get it again, I em. but one of where we live and unlike just like kind, rolling I can assure you that the sky, the shoulder discuss, scrape up against the side of it and then

mediately, like I realize like like that, I'm ok and are crying and like my upper body, feels like it falls asleep in search clenching up, and I start get out there like? Oh, I broke my back and this could pull my arms away, but I thought I thought that's what happens like that's what This is a thing that happens when you're fuckin back as broke and then and then like. If I can start to relax- and I was like ok and then moving However, the time of my mom Gimme, a bunch of like cutlery like They are not only the seventy years about knives and forks and, like like I'm like in a truck like a guy. This is the same story yeah. It was also in the truck asking fucking

best around with others. Cutlery flying all over the shambles here on gas eating can't sing firemen Paramount a guy comes up to the window. Is a yokels like, I think so he looked around eighty knives hit. You think so, and the only thing that really happen, a name Was that, like the skin on my pinky knuckle like grazed the payment? That's the most important skin will like it just hit the payment and, like I was able to like throw my elbow up and keep it so well clenching thing. That was just frightening, that just like adrenaline or anything like, I think, you're, just like a rush of wages adrenalin into my boy. Languorous. You have moved anything below your neck will not the movement of us everything's great, but the craziest thing I can say that like so that they come and like I put into like on a gurney cause. I don't know if I can analysis the procedure and they want yeah thousands of dollars

And I could give a lot of money and I put into the back of a ambulance and on the other side of the air is a lady from the other car cars that I hit when I was getting around and she's crying and she saying that they had they like to their late for picking up her retarded son She couldn't labour day that you and, I am sure, is calling around son. I think other issues in hysterics. I really like these retorted, like I did say we can afford to give em. There's ways like I start crying. The animals I ruined everybody's day, I ruined everyone, unlike my colleague, falsely- might wake up like I just like and passed out from dislike stress for someone yet there they go. They re me and they, like I'm, waiting, I'm just on this journey and like a hallway for a long time than they. Finally, like there, ok go over here and sit in this waiting area, I'm sitting next to the husband of the lady that you know.

Hit user is like thanks. Man thanks a lot you just really fucked up. Everything sounds like I'll like not can be afforded like this, like our pockets like it was all this dynamism, I'm sorry, I don't know why they also how's your wife and he's not good. guy as like, I'm really sorry ease and just cast out talking to me and then a comment, is that right, you're right rate ago. I I realise that I had. I didn't, have a cell phone at the time and my wallet was in the truck, so I'm like hers, my car, that I was probably this impound lot down this way. My ok phone numbers where my wallet oh- and I just mood, Aladdin, anonymous phone number and solar like just go down, the poverty or whatever you know it's just like down the street. It was like an hour long walk that I had to go on like just down the street in Like South Bay final. I get there and their guys closing up the place like

like an empty lot like no. No, no! No, my who I do my but while it's in there my phone numbers is like hold on any walks four or five months ago play I collected, I go and I see the car and second, almost folded and half its second, it's like ridiculous, just so insane how It is, and I get my fuckin numbers, and I I I call like a friend no answer. I got another friend no answer legs, all house numbers. You know why. I call this girl that I'd kinda hooked up with us like I've gone to Rebecca Bed accident. I need you to come pick me up she seconds. They arise because a picked me up, unlike us, should cease. Truck thick through the thanks that my gun takes me back at my age sex. But here I can help it. I get back home. How am I gonNa Venza garage? I got your credit card is a bummer our but because he said How you want to go,

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but your fear momentum, momentum of your body is moving at it at a quicker clip and by following like a falling away, it sort of like your falling forward constantly, but you never actually hit the ground If you're my radium, get you hurry up and get rid of your heart, you the right to know. I don't have fuzzy Doug agenda YO a mob digs J, now dare put together Funny thing about me is that I dont really anti I'll. Tell you about my worst correctional server that the like, in this instance I get so mad at traffic like I was a guy, was gone for eleven days and I'd forgotten like kind of emotionally forgot about only trafficking in five minutes. Unlike why are these people sitting here? I get mad at traffic. I get mad at technology like very like dumb things to actually really fly off the handle about, but I'm in a car accident- and I don't really doesn't bother me- I don't care that you know like,

that happened. It's a thing like a car is a thing to thing fix it. So big deal Anna, really care, don't don't cry thing, don't cry problems, you can throw money at my mom said and Burma well add on insurance companies throwing money at him, but but I mean it's, you know just funny that I dont really in a situation like that, where I think somebody like what I thought you know like: ok, everyone's fine cars, fine you'll be fine good chance, something ok or accident well assigned to this package. I hope that's not the case a chance. I really hope that's not the case at all, scratch than it was when I was seventeen years old, my friends and I went to flowing blonde hair tee of one age. Given the Tijuana I was in college and we were two to one one night, no item of urban

will weaken caused. The accident was an will. Double Dubbs was not there. There are four of us and we went to see one for the nights and got started, driving back home and write around Tustin or Irvine is like four hundred and thirty five in the morning it was raining driver me know, cuz, we were up all night. We are stupid teenagers. He drifted off a little bit and then there was a truck just stopped in the number three lane just like broken down or something and he can kind of drifted off. It was sort of hazy the rest of us like fallen asleep, and he also knew just here. It's there was the is that weird moment when you were asleep and then something awful as is happening and then all of a sudden yard you get very focused like etc slows down to Spiderman time here and all the sudden I just I heard the radio playing

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on so anyway, panaritia like tax, so we got yes, really go the hospital, and I had I mean like I did you safer like weeks after that, like there was just like, like glass, would push out of your head years. here three years it would pull out you think, like couple years later, it would be a little. I think I have a little pimples, something like the little black like glass would come angered and for like a whole year of school, I had a glass and my forehead and, like I just looked like, I just feel like the villain, dying every day with diamonds on his face. That's that's exactly what the diamonds were glass and because of our legs and greater call my mom from the hospital and be like first, while I'm ok, he had thought that that cause I get layer. I declare I called my mom because I was gonna Treaty the accident. Last night I was like before I too,

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waiting to be there really happy verrier? Oh, yes, dies million followers. Speaking of speaking of getting mad it stupid things. I have to apologise profusely to American Express. Why? Because you shit on them on some five guess I wasn't no, I just I screamed at them on the phone several times like a piece of shit, because for a period of about. I don't know this used to happen, and then it sap happening and then the last few months it was happening very regularly. Where go to use my card where I have been loyal card member and paid by bills on time and been responsible and they, go out, it's not working, you're gonna have to call American Express and I would call them and it would be fraud protection. The problem is that not a quick process, and so, if you're standing at like a cash place and then Billig you use your guard thinking, I don't really have had

however, use another guard it up and then there's the little bit a shame or you feel like for me. You know for me it's much more deep seated, because when I was a drunk piece of shit, I my financed romance and frequently I didn't have a money and account I would get decline, and so for me it's a very deep rooted personal. Like shame thing, I'm not him anymore. It takes me the egg, that's exactly what it is, although in any case I think most people don't appreciate that process. I mean it's not like. You can't just approved the transactions quickly. You after the call an and you have to let go way, and so basically this was happening about every two weeks and it got to the point where I'm like, I would be. I would say, with him on the phone like. Why would I use your card as a responsible card member? If you do this to me every two weeks in every couple weeks, the the the transactions word stupid,

it was like. Did you spent eleven dollars at a shell station? Yes, did you ass? They did you spend thirty forty one. Obviously they know that. That's my guess! What did you spend thirty four dollars at a bath me? yes, these are not crazy charges in their local. I doing love that when they do that to me I call them its banks usually a man. I will love dust, I will have a say. I got chat with them about all the things I bought their. Like my experience in the store, unlike what it was, or the shit out of Ghana willing yeah. You know I had a pretty regular, wasn't bad cinnamon role, I'd like rank even like the top, but act, but after a couple months with it happening like every couple. Every few weeks I was like you, you ve got to stop doing this. To me, I'm gonna using this card, because I numerous times I'd have to like get out of call and sorry and have spent spend fifteen minutes.

Phone going through transactions and there was not one and finally, the last time I was just yelling like I am going to cancel this car. This is ridiculous. Your dude that you just did this to me too. Ago there. Why are you doing this again, but I was louder and swear at the guy, but I was just like, I think, actually said I hate you. I hate you so anyway. Sorry sorry I was a got him now, but representative of the companies. Still it was cheating on my part, and I was a plead ass. All I was also a kind of tired we are travelling, but so I apologise for that because the very last transaction he got there is actually a digital shall station yeah. You did do this other charge at this grocery store. Yes, I did you buy this ticket to Malaysia, yet But why did you buy the stick it on AIR Asia? I don't why travel alone, I don't know, I mean here's the here's, how much of a piece of shit I was. I was still

so much in my rage zone that the bells and whistle in my head were going off thing like this is clearly not your charter, and I couldn't I was so full lustre because it happened so many times that I was like I would add. My assistant, and see about that now. Well, that no one had bought tickets in Malaysia, the so that were so, it was. It was awkward and- and And so anyway, I got off the phone and also the guy was. He was a middle eastern gentlemen and I already felt I already felt this weird american guilt later. I know that Americans are suddenly racist right now, and I a path is just like I said suddenly and some are they not not so suddenly,

like, I feel like I want to take on the guilt of Amerika. We like I, don't I'm sorry that America's should either the bitterly and so anyway so I call Monica three we're we're not buying ticket the Asia. She was like no, unlike women, Monica your Asian now I did say that about what I was thinking about the whole them, so the long and short of it is someone for a month and a half has been buying tickets in Malaysia on my card trees, and the puzzling thing is that every time

I can express called the verified charges not once until the Latin select, the fifth or sixth time did they mention it was all stupid charges. So part of you feel bad for getting at the last three charges right at the last three charges. Are you yeah, then they're not gonna, get to that, but but not once did any of these malaysian like they were. They were, they were questioning, Local, very smart, not even like thousands of dollars, charges like eleven dollars, seventy dollars, but never never. Once until the last call did trips from Koala Lumpur raise any red flags.

but still I should have been a dick to them and I apologize and now I appreciate their fraud protection programme, because this that we have this apple. This did actually happened, and so I got a new card and I got a call today from an online travel services like hey. We're on my travel service were basis. San Diego someone tried to buy a ticket with your card number today and the card number was rejected and we sense it. It was something fishy. Did you try to buy it another a ticket? Kuala Lumpur from you the plan, my trip that calmer, whatever has no idea it in and they go well. Do you want neither guys information and I was like

so they gave me his email address and it goes the guy's gonna Facebook page. Why so I went on and saw the facebook page of this guy who's been using a card for the past month that I have just this dude he's he's. It he's a dude from his from Nigeria and he lives in Kuala Lumpur and he's been using my card to buy two and whom I gonna get your courtesy by it. I don't know where he got it, but not only did he have my card number, this guy, this guy from his travel service, said yeah. He had you're a jury or male. Your cards address and phone number holy shit, so he was able to verify all this information as I do and- and

I was so tempted, honest facebook page to just right. You and me like. I know what you're doing, of course, by what I now open. That kind of where and how would we have we kind of fun now I think you would probably ruin any legal ramifications. There aren't any legal ramifications he's out of the country, there's nothing there. I talked American express their like unless he's domestic there's nothing. We can do about. though, by what do I care they? I didn't have to pay for anything. They reverse the charges of ginger. It's just so funny to see the face of the guy. Who does all my credit card number somehow they looked like you, we look exactly alike except he is african get in. There was over the time Some of them are linked to the african Chris Hardwicke houses. Some guy sent a like a message on Myspace says is new years back and he said I like

I kind of know who you are and then I came across this other profile with this words, all just pictures of you and I had a link to it- and I checked it out, and it was this profile were so ok, my name's Derek, while into West Catfish tv catfish of its usual tv show it is on MTV yeah and I'm just I was endlessly fastening the same thing you're talkin about here, so these guys used by, which is why I find out. So it's like this is all my pictures of me and then like message the like: hey. What's up with this and the guy response at hey man hears the situation, but the parents went away We expect this. This is crazy. You found us that greatly social networks are publicly available just like he. He goes me

My friends hate our friends girlfriend and we believe that she cheats on em. So we you look like the type, a guy that she's into so they are awaiting her with you. They were being or messaging here, and there was comments and, like I looked at the like, like on. Like you know, the the comments section like that, just back in four with this girl, like just psych like this, is in the guys like I'm. So sorry, you know I apologize will take it down. I was just trying to be obeyed her and getting to convince our friend that she cheats Autumn They are a man, well, take it down and then, like I always like this so we're this girl is like in like a online like you know, back and forth, because they would not put it a juggler swoop, didn't fuck that so I methods the girl. I kiss you My group and I go and read these guys. Are these guarantees are mess with the threat of under the I did. I did.

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the profile of them, and you start here's the thing. I don't understand Facebook who's, the who the fuck is having conversations over Facebook, while people really thinks all right, but with strangers I mean that's how it used to be during my friend Myspace, yes or my sister was very much the, but I feel like Facebook was kind of a thing of the. There wasn't like think about friends. Friends Because it is kind of harder to around or I I don't know I don't know strange- maybe you gotta page like else like that. How do you think he? How do you think? I guess he would? I guess you could have gotten the phone number like if, if they, if they have to say That's where I have. I got like like a guarantee that they get everything you can buy. You can buy credit card numbers, o Ashley, as the shirt from my friend made again and my says, a fucking hostile of here,

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sketches from it to the whole bit his opening fuckin monologue like it was amazing or so much fun is really fucking great up asylum. I guess I would not go running about ass, Jim Neglect. How what was tell me about what was what was poor Mccartney's characters them when they were them. The triangle sketch oh shit, I don't like the idea of like a thing. You don't say get value. Oligarchy seems like fun. Guy weirdly there we eventually was pretty cool. There's no is rightly forest cover time. Indeed, They did one of my favorite sketches. What's up with that, which is then what's up with that general one other law. With that, every time everytime, I laugh.

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Is like, and we have been so much fun of great so much fun. its in Nashville Insane is in Chicago and rose Montenegro's ain't. There is good and then- the blooming in Indiana, comedy, attic and mid January and then to leader at no, not Toledo, Tacoma, totally different cities to come, Washington and then were and then a bunch more dates like I just got these comedy club like it feels good its Israel's so nice to be able to, fuck around we crowd and find the jokes and evolve them over. Like that's a weekend like you know, I'm doing sick shows and just watch bits like it. It's a whole different way too. To form the hour Leah, Tamer Workin out your our other out as a whole new. Well, it's just ever because love him from having from from from being based in allaying you. Just don't get too like you, you don't really

to form an hour, the way that most comics get to form an hour which is go on the road electronic John again is always on the railways. On the road you constantly, you can fucker, you ve cycling material. You constantly of forming ended without outing it on to the next, and it's so much fun so yeah. So if you go to the nurse outcome, such counter, I've, a bunch, I've, fucked, shit tonnage shows coming up. Fuck should turn book should stack, fluctuates and then I M talking dead, moving to an hour nice and follow the first airing of walking dead and I'm begging them to not make me do the hashtag things that we were here. People got so mad at me. so mad at me, nor have they interstitial things yeah because they come on. You know, usually right after dramatic seen people are usually still and pathetically entrenched in the drama of that seen that they're watching and then I come on it's like the governor.

Maggie to take her shirt off and then bends or over a table cut to commercial Hagar that, that is a crazy and then people, because I'm loud and exuberant not a lot of buck yourself to media buckin. Dare you come on right? There are all over it. I dont get Java now. But anyway, super excited. I hope people like the longer format of the show concern for us and we we always felt a little rushed in the half hour. That did. I tell you that I found a thing in actual medical, like psychological term, called the Jonah complex. What's that her report up, it's really fucking weird. What is it it's like? It's a complex I've been trolling, you I've been medical websites making up,

blacks. What have you been shit? Why you fuckin reload while he's looking for that, I do have to say I watched a sports movie with my dad when I was a Memphis, because we went to Nashville Performer went, went to Memphis for a couple days than full cargo. You I'd Hoosier, no silver linings play more money ball, my It's really good expand task, and I don't really want is right. It like three, I'm certainly has serious. The Jonah complex is the fear of success which prevents self actual zation or the realisation of one's potential. the fear of one's own greatness, the evasion of one's destiny or the avoidance of exercising ones. Talents, just as the fear of achieving a personal, worse, can motivate personal growth. The fear of achieving a personal best can also hinder achievement. While the EP lets the mat. Complex is just grumbling. Also, there's also like a term from Anna Green Gables was oldtime eternal.

John, a day like ours haven't rural Jonah day, which apparently means a daily. Just like nothing goes right. When you do a bunch of dumb shit, your parents painted you into a corner, they related and there was like in the silent era, there's a bunch of movies words like blanks Jonah Day, there's a whole bunch of online. I am debate and by fatty are, believing that one fancies? today, our Ruggles the best. I wonder I'm making an active, Green Gables Portland, what's gonna go and of growing gobbles, poor names, sometimes by favorite tweeted last week, with a blanket patch said, I'm going to the pact semi dentists, because zero dark, hurdy cracked area Well, that's that's that we're at an hour reeling owing to their the meltdown show tonight, MR oh, I got a half hour com is

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make some time. Congratulations, your big winner, thanks both in his eye. He ain't here. If adequate, I feel like. We should provide your host for progress this weekend for three hundred episode doing think are now three hundred episodes are three hundred that pursued worthy of three hundred that Monday, oh yeah, I know you guys been thinking about it, a yeah I whenever so to be this one refound out there's, two hundred ninety nine episodes. Now this is, if you it was what's wherever there's gonna, be This'Ll, be to ninety nine. What's the three hundred of us, Tom ones, garage I'll call them. Shall we say that for the third year anniversary, three hundred bigger thing I like annuals Jonah? This is not under this stuff having Jonah complex we use

For that too, I don't think I wanna be around for the third of what is it what's? The third anniversary is what February suitable Cyber very suitable, which is when the first weekend of areas for Sunday, if ever I won't be around for that we're gonna, be there was this guy I will be around for that area. We are, as the Euro at sea of seafaring over two tabs on Sunday admitted that Sunday was. Can you do that or euro? I think I should be ok Sunday with the twenty third there. Ok, then we find this was fun. Do back together with you guys after hospitals have been a little absent. There was a lot of good guess week after we provide in so much free entertained. Let people out there! This is done away anywhere complain about anything because people are miserable and they like to focus rage on things that struck him. Let him do voice. I have an idea, for you go make some yourself like clay,

do you always sees already and if you want to enjoy it, just a statement giant. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you to all the people actually come at nice. Thank you enjoy it and don't really care for it and don't comment. Thank you and you hate some things, and occasionally you get so angry that you might want to comment that. Then you realize what am I doing. I'm an adult thanks a lot of first world problems, and this is the show, but I'm fine with me- the ruins, ok piloting into the holidays, but every holiday take it ever smooth, and here we go, cried attendants prepare ever let normal forget the ep and the numbers over Christmas. Don't worry about breeze, everything's, fine, just borri

We're still made a lot of established this you're right, it's not over. Yet always Poland, where we should say we should have been number one on everyone's lips. I never went to my last point The weird coincidence I didn't t wish list awkward You never one on my list of people most likely to make lists that brought his guitar, but you didn't hear this episode. No sir, I just didn't break from after, like having a near me. Touch it through a touch it look for my new noticed you two series, let's get guitar did it's gonna be about guitars. Does can be fun yet wait for that key way.

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