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Tyson Eric Michael Tyson interest and have I was one and his name is Michael Dyson, one for three I met him and then yeah. I saw a bunch of hockey hot girls from the Will Tyson Neil Michael, the grass. We can see that the a universes never interfere matter in the billions if they have any of the. The universe is beyond comprehension. So it's a lot of Kelis ES logically she's taken out over slavery leaves well the cleans. The custom is not that didn't mean it like it's it's a very simple, yeah cool. You know, like you, get the cool blonde haired you just get a little bit of the job, Frankie Garbage and you're good, my wife, and I Holly last year I convinced her that we should dress up as Brielle and Jaime Lannister and I would be Brielle should be Jaime Lannister I went, I went to universal studios, I got the whole eat. It had cost him building at my disposal. You

box of her employee and you get any cost me a so we have full gear. We looked amazing. No one at this price, huge party, Hollywood forever cemetery, huge party, no one knew who we were, except for one woman came up to us and shoes dresses, policing she game of thrones and she had like six teeth. Ok and she just got out of the ground I'm going to go back to bed now: that's pretty how what was your Jaime Lannister custom? What's your wife was Jamie Lannister, my wife, I put like a beard on her and I put like oh, your wife was cheating yeah. I took like a cloak from the Russell Crowe Robin Hood and then I tie her hands up. Check, get to close relationship beard all over face and then for real and full suit of armor at giant blonde wig, and it was amazing, but it was so underappreciated. That's a great that's a great deal of custom. It was good, I feel like people be doing this year,

They were more of a story line last year, but we have the curve. So yes, whatever your will, have to happen to be Jaime Lannister. Now, yes, around him yeah I got around him us. Spoiler alerts. You could hang their hand on your table got so many things were cut off last season, yeah. That contact Oh that was, I feel, like the one story line that I was kind of like come on guys come on. Maybe it happened in the books, but you might actually didn't happen. That's the one story line that kind of like created. He disappears for a while in the books that comes back and he just doesn't want to talk about yeah George. What do you? What do you? What would you if you could change the books? thing, you would change. Well, I would have or subplot, where Lord Bolton cuts off that guys, Dick alright he has the world's greatest recipe for fried chicken. George Martin's.

The second George Roaster George Rotondo Roaster, but you know what I've changed its George Roasters Roasters Martin, the extra roasting. I think they actually had to cut down from what I hear they cut down. Of the sex stuff yeah in the television show? Yes, because the actors were kind of like hey now that the it's kind of popular and we have some yeah yeah. I don't want to do this. Yeah Dinklage is like do I really have to have this? Look it up in my face, I think I'm a stab lish myself as a popular character in a great show we're not shooting right now. Oh, Yes, the answer is yes. I do I just wanted clarification,

I love it too. I you know I just I I really enjoy it. I I I want you know. I've said many times before I just I. Why just why I want more supernatural in the show. I want more Madge. In the show you had a last year with all the the brotherhood of band of of the waters, the white when then the guy, that's why what he's got for like a second mother, the guy who's, like I've been killed seven times that I was very yeah that bad glad, I'm good friends with actually Currys Manhattan who plays Mallasandra and that's a lot of supernatural, said HOLLAND. In Oh good she's, not one of the Dutch Van Houten, no she's she's, one of the Dutchman, who should have yeah yeah yeah yeah The name occurred, Van Houten, single Single, Can you lend me a jar of love. Logan hearts need some healing. You do a favor for a guy in love.

Apartment for men Is it a bunch of cool single guys in someone's, like tycoon died in the pool it goes. I just throw it on the fence yeah. That was what are we doing then also did one of my favorite visual gags, which I, which was the woman who worked at the radio station where she's like. Can I borrow keys lover. I gotta go change. Wigs distress meal, she she has a cigarette and she takes a drink and it just with the cigarette in her mouth. And then you just hear this, he such a great visual gag that show is last Is it still around yeah, but I don't think it's got a future.

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What are some other titles they could have called scapula. Yeah. Possibly possibly we roll off startups yeah, because it's like there's socially she's during things up, you might feel some pressure yeah, it's a little cool This will be a little cold push it out. So this is just a three guys. Speculating None of us have no idea what we speculating you. How old is your baby, three and a half months. I did not continue. This morning, we woke up with little baby monitor. We woke up to the The first thing I did was, I think it was like literally it was like one thousand seven hundred like

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like it. No, I don't you know if you say you like it, you don't really like I'm I'm I'm excusing laughter to just say I want. I want you to know, I knowledge what you said and I'm a fan. I am. I am in no What you said so there's not awkward silence. I am making a noise to healthcare, the momentum of that clearly dead, I'm home and being up. Guest yeah yeah, but I want to be rude. I don't know you very well, that's funny. This is selling for that. Where would you art? are you I or mostly I we actually met like eight years ago. We did a Armando Diaz show yeah yeah, with with with Adrian with Adrian and Laura Crap, all those guys yeah. I did it in Chicago, like back in like the 90s and then I went to Amsterdam, I called boom Chicago right with, like Seth Meyers Oh yeah. I know all about that. Yeah yeah yeah and I went there and do like a freaking ton. Drugs. And then I came out here and that is my x men origins,

say it's where's, the mutant part, I just sent it as I got my mutation right now, I'm alive well, yeah that the amount of shows were great. There was sort of like they just for just to put in context it's sort of that's a similar, but not quite similar, but it's the same kind of things like ask at work like this woman was just it was after before asking yes, yes, and and before you seem to move out here for years, we have like a four year run where it was so good, wherever we could be like you or like David Cross or Patton had like these really great stamps come in, and do you know talk about tell story from the real lives and then we would, you know, do improv scenes are, but I was fine that the more interest in talking to improvisers they would get annoyed if the comic would come in and do material, because all you like, it's really hard to you, just they always always say don't try to that's. Where you see

stand up and improve like yet up where the comic is always like. I got to have a high yield per minute yeah and it's if you're the monologist making jokes, then you're not leaving room for store for the improviser. I would you could you could always tell too, if, like they take the suggestion suggestions like scurvy, like scurvy, my girlfriend, I yeah. Clearly right now I don't open her. Mom was on well like that movie. That really doesn't happen a whole lot, especially at their mind, because we had a really good people. That was a great the that did the level of improv. I think Jack. Would come playoff time and when he was that it was just really really really fun group. I still don't do it enough anymore, because I have no time to live.

You have a child, I'm John Intel. That said and done, and I like to watch football on television programs so yeah. I don't get to do anymore, but it's it is fun and you get one every once in awhile you on those killer shows. But when you try to tell people the next date on impressing that went well, it's like most I think it's really had to be there. We were in the White House and then this guy comes in music. I am an alien like shut the fuck. What you heard. That too seems before that. There was a call back to earlier when Pat Finn came out and he must gunslinger. Ok now that you've said his name that way yeah. So it's it's never works to tell someone how great an impressive. What is phucking fenomenal cluster of improvisers, I first started in Chicago. I would go to the Amanda Show every week and it was before you see, B was used to be so like, like the worst person playing like Matt Walsh was like the greatest provides rap right. Have you know Brian's

back in all the Conan writers now and like it was it was. It was amazing. It was such that Horacio Sanz and Dead, Tina and Rachel Dratch. Matt Matt was like the lowest in the sense that it was really a kind of like I let the comedy college for me. Did you do any stand up in Chicago I'm only a few times, and I I've done well and I'm like three for and I'm like I want to hang it up little bit because for me stand up is like I hate people that are like yeah. I do stand up once in awhile right. It's like you, gotta fucking go out every night I feel like it is for years and really like you know, you got die in Bomb It takes so much work and I'm always just kind of been kind of puts you like that. Yes thing, when I first it's worse, I mean. Let me know if it's the great the. I think it would be my favorite thing in the world, but at this

I'm too old? You know like I, I I can't say that I live in London to this weekend. It out. So I I feel, like I kind of know, a little bit missed the the boat on that. But I love watching it if you really love to doing stand up the could figure out a way to do it? If you don't love it, do you love it? I do you love how many times a month. Do you go and do actual stand up? Well, in the non summer months it was almost every weekend right I mean I was on the road traveling, but now I can't because because of work, you have work because I've worked. So how often do you get average about just just me going out and doing a stand up stand whether it's at the store, whether it's in the road? Why do once a week host a show here with two male? Yes and that's actually about it. Well, really, but I what I'm, what I'm on the road I'm doing, I'm doing an hour and so yeah for me to just like run around. I mean like there there's a point in your stand up more. I think you need to get up as much as possible every time just doing six minutes. That's, but I don't I don't really it's the duck to go. Do a six

minute set somewhere right now that it's not it's not really help that much because a lot of Times Dick and with all the stuff in Contact put together like a tv, I'm not putting together. He said yeah. So when I, when I go, you know I was just where was I I think, maybe just a Cobbs there's the cob in San Francisco and then just in Boston, too yeah and then so soon as I've as soon as work wraps for me in November I'll be back out on the road again see I'm that's so much and I feel like at this point I'm just like it would be like there's an old the shape guy trying to join. Like a like a Crossfit class ship myself, I have to leave, but I still like every once in awhile like if, like Seth Meyers, was doing a show, and he called me and said: can you open for me? I would throw together like fifteen minutes, and I could also do impressions. So I feel like I can milk.

Tv for like eight minutes on that, I'm looking to Obama, Charles Berkeley and then out so yeah, but I, Charles Barkley. Of course you know your child. The thing about Charles Barkley is, in all of it's just it's a little drawing it's just talking like one time, Rick Mahorn and I we were in Milwaukee and I got real fog, I just like to go home too it's basically chips, talking humpty, hump, there's a story. I heard about Barkley where he was at the dinner with this guy. One time is like some manager and he was like the managers who had who had the biggest dick what player had the biggest dick and bar close all Manu bowl. For sure you be like it one night I was in Milwaukee and

call Mamu was harassing one of the hotel staff and we got me all this. He couldn't do it he's such a good guy and we got down there and she was like you took John started swinging, I'm like okay, he did it Barkley all other marks at work and does I don't have to think of, That's good, but is it Instagram, Don't know what I'll find it yeah yeah, I'm you guys do VA nine, and I do that? I have a God dammit, David David, you guys are good. Here's a bit of bread. It's I feel like vine is getting cracked. By achieve it yeah he. Yeah, I don't see as much vining is now it's a feeling. It might be. A beta vhs situation. Yeah but like vine is good for comedy.

Find better because you only want like a quick, don't want to like fifteen at ten seconds or shoes yeah. But the thing is the video quality on Instagram videos, better 'cause it has a stabilizer can make things look really gorgeous, but yeah and faith Okay owns it Facebook, so that's that's the upside to that yeah is, is better for like taking a look at your watch on a horrible tv show and like I was the worse you never. I gotta take a video, that's in the Central United status. That's what it's good for awhile as the compiling all the times in Ray Donovan or the wife. Goes you crazy ray and I had like it's like. I have like a fucking good amount, but I have to comb through one more time. Turners like Ray Donovan, sending every episode he shows up in some like jewish studio. Head goes, oh God, made out of it. I'm in big trouble as you that he's a fixer yeah supposed to the problem and like the only thing I ever saw was huge party and he like breaks this guys arm in front of the whole part. It's like

where to keep a low profile as a radar he's breaking that guy, wouldn't let his kids into a nice cool 'cause that guy was on the board. Well, he deserved it at Jackson. He deserved. It should be publicly broke, Was he was able to do that because that guy didn't have anything to do with is like you know, things have someone do personally and you know a Donovan doesn't take that I would travel I've done it now. No God, thanks for coming on Shabbat, I'm sure should I can make these jobs just to leave the uncomfortable iti. Jewish joke. I am Jew. Okay, hear me Oy hear me? Oh boy, I am due starring. Will Smith

I do it. You might be like that sounds like a man I'll. Do that I'll? Do that shit? I could. I could take that on. I could do that. I play Hebrew Iam Legend, the first fifteen minutes I was like new fave Movie next hour and a half worst movie ever so much promise the other day. I was, I think, it's just so close to be like yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, it's they missed the mark. The dog park now no can handle that now and can't talk to that's another one is very short notice: the greatest movie yeah. What just happened. There were the same movie, real from

entirely. Other movie that looks very similar to the one we were just watching with the same actors. Rejection is so crazy. Good job was a seamless transition, weird skill, you've created you wanted it like living up there in isolation by the way I've never spoken to. One of you know that was another word. It's like of you. Just yourselves, that's, and that's always worse than like a bad movie. Well, like a movie, that's bad! All the way yeah yeah when you're almost there I know now. I takes a joy and really bad yeah. I could watch them off got almost more almost more than a good movie, sometimes, Watch, a real piece of shed and just like relish in it yeah. This is my favorite movie right now. Is this movie called get even

yeah they've been shown it at Cinefamily a lot where it's it's called get. Even but in the title sequence they put the words. So close together that just looks like one word, so we're just refers to it as get oven and it's written produced. Directed and starring a trial attorney from LOS Angeles. Oh my god. So it's just like the room style bag. Yeah it's! But it's like it's! It's a little bit more capable as a movie, then the room, but it's it's just like there's this one like a sex scene in it where they clearly had just two cameras on the sex scene, and then they played it all. In one angle, and then just cross faded to the other angle, with this started over wow. That's agree, just yeah, that's real weird! I started watching. I was looking at Dr Post Rester watching only God forgives. How is that? It's it's the worst thing

Ever since I was a fan of DR, I love the whole arising Gosling and whatever, but, like I stir, why turn the fifteen minutes in? But if you guys, I encourage you to watch it. It's utter madness. Gosling is insane, it run, doesn't get girls love them? Is she conductor every movie does this. I don't know if you're talking about yeah a like it's like it. It's like yeah, we from Brooklyn. What do you have cartoon, maybe he's I my I don't know you know I haven't- maybe he's one of those guys that doesn't do that much and so people are like. Oh there. I mean I don't know. I don't know what was the movie. I didn't see only God forgives, I don't have z, it's insane, it's the really. I mean if you want to just watch the sum and dig into the depths of madness for a it's, it's crazy. I can get through the high rising. I not really,

as far as really I I for some reason it was one of those movies in my wife. Clearly let me know like that's not for me what yeah I got into it loved it gorgeous gorgeous he's a great actor, but only God forgives is yeah yeah that Gosling I'm now you even think that he had a lot of lines in a crazy sexy love. Is that the crazy stupid love yeah, but even though he still like I'm not sure how to get boil Boil Thank Hoover. Thank you. Donna is a crazy sexy cool crazy said it was waterfalls, don't the whole score for that have soundtrack should have been TLC screen. And here comes Steve, Carell to be a lovable dope We could just go down Jason Waterfalls, we just all Ryan Gosling and Crowe plods out of the rain.

Call Ryan Gosling got up, a girl, have added six around, actually live in I'm breathing drive the funding poster for it right there, but I know, but now we already did that one blue Valentine blue valentine yeah, which I didn't see it need input, it seems like need employees to my face. If it's trying to describe the last four minutes of the podcast is someone who had never heard it all right. So they were doing this.

They were singing Ryan, Gosling movies as TLC songs and then, when they ran out the one guy was the robot from short circuit. Then, like you think about it, just sounds so bad thing comes in it is that I'm referencing today two referencing just way too heavy just do no more reference. I'd pay you! million dollars for a dollar gotta go from Robocop was actually Danny from the shining. I think he goes like this red rum, motherfucka, Redrum, Biches leave pitches leave,

whatever Redrum can you fly I knew that you could do a Kurtwood Smith, hydrocarbons right man, I love Kermit Smith. Great actually is in the repertoire oh yeah he's in there he's no one's ever asked for it do Kurt. Would Smith dude? I do. I have a couple like that too. It's like Kevin Mcdonald. The gun from the kids in the hall. Well, yeah, I do Arkan. What do you mean? It's all good I would, if I could talking about who is, there is no one here just say the other characters name a bunch of times and yeah. It was an AFLAC we're going to go down to make this movie fuck you Basically impersonation should be like an 80s cartoon character, who only says its own name was like ok, ok, okay, hello. I can you kid: okay, okay,

Remember the name. Cancel. There was also Lee is man, I would imagine for you: do you have a lot of like do you have any kind of? exercising the comedy thing just hanging out fucking around with people anymore, or is it pretty much like work? Work, work, work, work well, baby, baby baby? The good thing is, I want to set a lot so like only two of them in the writers room, you're, surrounded by people that are into comedy and she gets all daily, Adam Pally's on our show men designer shoe right on the show as well yeah yeah

right in the show. That's fantastic yeah. I know it's fun, it's fun and my partner- and I were on set like recalling the on set writer, so we're kinda all day doing bits and and imitations and stuff, and some of them are bad. Sometimes you get really tired and but if you're constantly, you know you're on a show, you're constantly talking and constantly running your mouth and doing that so you're you're flexible, the interesting challenge for you or any comedian- and I don't even have Kids- and it's still an interesting challenge for maine- is how do you expend all that Nrg all day and still come home and not be a cock to your significant other? You come home so late, there all sleeping and then in the morning here are very generous and in the morning it's tough like I'll sit in my wife, like I got no sleep last night like six hours, asleep she's got six hours, oh my god, every two hours spring breast milk in this little

she's, really looking at it she's really. I mean really milking the impression that she is. It's going on the weekend, just kind of played. That is why I think she was watching, like mommy videos was watching porn because why she's running an awful he wants lack tating mamas for have you guys seen that sounds good iii. It's not well really sold out when Ryan Gosling spiced rum in the face with him. I, like the monster- Are you guys is production yeah we can feel like thanksgiving. Maybe I would like a week of Thanksgiving. We come back in like a week off at Christmas and then we go like March. Well, that's great! It's good! It's

a lot of work. But it's it's funny how people that s? I think they like the Show- and it's like it's such a fun group guy, like writers and thirty rock the SEC. I heard of the Simpson's like ten years he's got crazy stories of the Simpsons. So, that's why it's a super fun job and you know, and then in the offseason book, a movie again with coming out, but the the movie with that's called leaders Rogen and Zac Efron, oh yeah, I heard about that who's yeah, it's I've. Never I've never give it about Zac Efron before this movie and now I'm kind of obsessed with them. Did you see seventeen again? Yeah he's actually really good he's right now. His body and has gonna get a weird area. First, like I don't know, because I was with road in Amherst. He history, take your shirt off and he's not the same species as us. Like he's one of those guys, I grew up with that's a guy who definitely doesn't have to wait,

push it himself, but yeah, so that's coming out in May, but the rest of the of it's just it's just the show. Did you ever do? Did you ever audition for us, and you must have done that? Why did mad tv file you just mad? That's right, yeah, so never got to audition for us, and I came out here. It was a waiter for a year and then, but I was like twenty five. I got hired that to mad, which is like super fun for like three years and after a while you're like what, doing here guys fuckin' wrestlers on this show, like I really like I always said like I was. I was very young and brash. Like my first week. Cars like we should never have guessed. The show effort like like it's stupid, SNL, like you'll click on SNL and you'll, see like forget, Steve Martin, sixty nine with Courtney like yeah and then you'll turn over him like we have Todd Bridges, it's like it, stop doing it. At the end of life, but they have the rock at one time. You know and it got like a rating Speicher slight ring spike. So after that the owner of the show

who is this old guy was really out of touch. He was like a human, I'm smiling, but he was like now. We gotta have rest was on the show. The kids love restless, so you come to you write the sketch and come to shoot it on Tuesday and they're like instead of you in the schedule, they'll be like triple h. Whatever one time I got there and I saw the call she it said edge when I was a we get the edge from Youtube and right now, it's edgerrin James running back from the colts and then the shaving gel. What the Fox dog with these are all the edges. I know I don't anymore. There's no more edges, they can't afford that there is one slash four, then she's a wrestler, and so but then, after a while, you kind of like, like I'm ready to do something else. What if it's the kids just like rocks, He totally missed the data boulder. In the background of I, I got a great sketch,

They always said the you know the the kind of most embarrassing soul. Baring additions were always the mad tv under the list there with ours. I audition for like three years in a row, and then you get to see that you know all the discussion we had. I mean we had a really fun guy, really keen peel rush hours up, but then they're also like does it have crystal which doesn't make it? What are you doing it like? They are the worst they like when you come and then there like do characters impressions and I was like well, I can do bad impressions. I can't even do bad characters like I can't do characters. I can't do it. She can. You do character, just other than like I'm doing what is more, embarrassing than walking and being like worth

this is so lame. I how I feel, like I've, told the story in the podcast before us is what happens in a project for a long time, but one of the times they feel like it was from mad tv, but there had been a I I had this. I had this Craig Kilborn. Person asian, which was sort of like family yeah? Well, this is how long ago was yeah yeah. He was on the album. He was still on the air at that time. Yeah. It was still on the air at the time and- and there wasn't really anything specifically that I was saying it was just his jokes structure to me. It was always like, blah blah blah blah blah, here's the Joe, and so it holds up for the record. It doesn't really doesn't know how to tell jokes, so they so they said so. The casting was like. Ok, that's funny, but like she's sort of missed the point of what it was like well, this is sort of a

Merrick and she was like ok, but you know like he need specific information like. So this is honest to God what she said. What would Craig Kilborn say about the Egypt air crash? There just been a plane crash that day and I was like I don't think he would say anything jokingly about this horrible plane crash that happened today. And but the worst part was. I still tried to do it because I'm an audition and they all died I know it's a little more, Well, I don't know what it was and it was just that was one of those ones where I did not like the person who asked me to do that, and I

I hated myself for yet so shattering when you're on the spot, then you're so much in, like I gotta, please a man if you say oh, no you're for sure not getting it yeah exactly a weird. Yes to be fair. If I was going to stand up for something that would have been the time we had great people that would send in Simitian tapes, like we had this one guy in Cincinnati, who sent us a tape and had three self tape sketches on one was remember He just did that verbatim they needed one, for it was a commercial parody for like a but plug. That was like the most violent. Homophobic disgusting like grotesques, explicit and then the one where he come as a bunch of school children in him and at the time can review the guy was from Cincinnati and KEN Griffey Junior's of Africa. He was getting from LE the Cincinnati media for not playing well he's injured, they're, calling him like a baby, so this guy is in a school with like with

control, children and he's in black face and a Red Jersey and he's literally like they were like. Why won't you play Mister Griffin? He's like I won't play? because I'm a little baby. It was just like right, we hired MIKE Mcdonald, it was not me. It was my Mcdonald from the Doobie Brothers I'm sorry boo to Blackbird so put up a first, oh, oh yeah, oh yeah who will work for Well, can I put it on now: it's a solid, my Mcdonald's German in blackface blackface. That was beautiful, yeah, but it's not rare. So so, if you say it well that doesn't make sense. Why wouldn't be raised if using it

smoke? Bomb? Probably just disappears my god. We, you know you you cedar carriages for your your character on eastbound down yeah yeah! Yes, that was that, while in russian guy, but that's almost like an impression of a russian Promises yeah yeah yeah I was going to go in and uh for my favorite shows in addition for the civic is part before they offered it. Is it a guest- and I was the call me as I was in my car and they're like they're out to a bigger star- and I was like: oh that's funny sucks, but can you do a russian accent? So I was like oh yeah. I could do like a really bad. And just kind of bluff. My way into that, and then I think, just because of the in the audition you read with Danny this. The bass and Roger

and if you're able to do a little bit of improv with him and you can kind of keep the accent there were like yeah, you should do it, but it was it was. It was fun. It was great. You guys, watch the season. Premiere haven't watched it now 'cause. I have it saved some really funny. Watch it really really funny yeah I've heard good things and stuff. Is that the one that windows didn't work this is what else might rule that you wrote. My first episode really area is about that guy. There is a party animal, I love fish, yeah loves fish, also thinks he can legitimately throw I hit a base which I don't have personal bubble, but it's like just be more cheese. It's in the red is about, it is going to happen. Is he still working on his phone yeah yeah. If you show running parks, no is supervising producer. Mike Schur still show running. Okay got to him. Things are going to go,

great for twenty nine. Well, the thing the best or to like, like for some reason best. Just like salt saw, there was a guy named head and last name models and made a whole schedule skills for little, yeah. I ran a scan to mount. I don't know, I don't know. If I can it's funny and I as the of comedy here, in Polar came to a workshop at IO when I was like eighteen and they split it into halves and polar was like super energetic for the first one and inspiring, and she was like we gotta get into scenes. It was so great and then Matt Chad teaches this weird. Like weird New York, you see before that was incorporated like Kung, fu, moves and stuff and like it wasn't going great and the only thing you guys. Yes, maybe we should

I've done this yeah. I was terrified and he's now you see such a nice guy well usually will soften up from having kids, It is so nice yeah you softened up from having a kid. Yes yeah I'll always it was a huge like Hollywood phoniness, I don't know who you are but it has had but yeah, I'm I'm a huge, but you know as I I cried and we watched is an anti came on it and they read the old. The old man would like Albert Finney and Albert Finney, and an ranking and Carol Burnett Carol. Burnett TIM, Curry, Bernadette Peters. And then came the girl played in her name only bucks in every video. Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, yes, that's not it! Ok! No wait! Hang on hang on. I think I know it.

Name. Ok, fuc, I'm remembering the anti from Broadway who was Andrea, Mcardle. Yes, ok and this girl was a Eilene Quinn. Another any twenty. I don't know how I'm making so much money. This week I manage repressive that wasn't. Thank you very much. Thank you. Right. This goes right back into my ask where that name came out of God. Now you got it, you got it. I can't take it much, but now it's not funny if I could take it Well, as I know, don't you think if I was really impressive? What else are you watching

uh! Well, I loved loved breaking over. Would you guys love the finale I loved it? Amazing yeah. I thought it was perfect. It was first of all not surprising, like I literally three days ago as well, he's going to kill them and he's going to Jesse, free and he's going to die and the kids will get the money somehow. So there was no huge twist, but you didn't fucking need one. You don't need a huge crazy twist. No you don't you just need it to fuckin' stick. The landing was so good. It was so perfect, Vinces, it's so crazy. As watching my wife, events, because we've just met him at parties is great, and the first thing you hear on this episode is our favorite song, which is Al Passo by Marty. Robbins yeah. I really like the song we play in the most in our home. It was. It was really good. I did think that today, though, whatever happened to was the guy from the the impound lot you have like the dump or whatever, and then

can yeah yeah. I know that you mean that that that the old get the old guy a guy. Who was that he was the crane joining the call them old, Joe and later Hank, and he played the fake Kramer in the pilot episode. All really. I fell, yeah, awhile and yeah yeah. That was a character where, because he knew about everything he would never have made. I made these amazing actors, and that was a great care after that? I always. There was one of those really smart yeah. I mean it's just sort of like the breaking bad. Indeed university, a yeah you like yeah. I want to see a whole walrus man show you know like. I want to see a whole show. It was so good. It was so good, but also what you know, I'm I'm, I guess russian homeland? Yes much homeland, everyone was hey. I want to do what you want to be so good, but sometimes it is like all these actors of the, Maybe there's something off about them, I don't know and then Boardwalk empire you want to love it, but it's sometimes it's just it's bored. What does

I mean there's a lady, but what about like at the first season I was just kind of the first season was of second he's amazing, thirties. Okay, this season is just like a lot of Jeffrey Wright. Talking flow and you watch a Dexter I was never never got into last. I heard it's great. I heard it's amazing yeah, except for like the last one. What was the finality? What why would I do that? So I don't know: have you ever seen the movie? Dr Tina women. It ends. Quite similarly, Oh, oh, no, oh so he turns into Richard Gere yep and Shelley long shows up. She sure does you know the end of doctor to the women he, because life is basically falling apart, used to go, and so he gets in his car and drives into a tornado yeah at the end of Dexter has everything falling apart and everything it

but I don't need to because it's the works. I number. Maybe I do want some parts. Maybe I do own a cell phone. You have to watch the rest of the acts home blog at. Did you watch agents of shield? Of that because I was watching all and I didn't see it as a shield it 'cause I had no. I was on the road when I bought it. I heard it's guide in Brooklyn. Nine. Nine is very, very funny. It's very and Ray Donovan's really want they really stepped it. This time we have been Ray I mean big trouble me at the synagogue you're just doing That's the one guy, that's amore. I did a shiver. You gotta help more to the there are There are movies that are in the back of my head that I often think, and of course this is easily verifiable with the internet,

but it were there. Not an internet would drive me crazy. Where you go. Did I dream that was a movie or there was a movie with Elliot Gould and Bill Cosby called the Devil and MAX Devil sure yeah from nineteen. Seventy six, something like that, like one thousand nine hundred and seventy six- and all I can remember- was that Elliot Gold supposed to go around and sign kids souls for the devil. Yes, but then I don't remember anything else about them. I've seen in years he was the biggest box out of store in the world in one thousand. Nine hundred and seventy five I learn America like he was huge yeah and then I guess he was just kind of a Dick yeah- there was a guy yeah. We can't work anymore yeah, so I was reading something and, like someone said, like he's pretty much the guy from the long goodbye yeah yeah he's like he's just kind of funk. You are you: are you like a certified expert at the movie game? No, not great, but I mean I'm decent at it. 'cause. I feel like there's a group of guys that I know that are on. I feel like I'm the best at it, but there's other guys that I play once in awhile like Mark Duplass is really good, Rogan's really good. I think you guys would be really good. I'd, be ok with 70s and 80s.

Movies yeah, not so much with 90s films. For me, 90s romantic comedies! I know him down. I know every single one of them. Every action movie from the 90s. I know I can tell you Jeff Speakman Film right right. Well, yeah. What is it? What was the Jeff, the perfect weapon, yeah revenue yeah, you need to tell me who's boss was number now James Earl Jones dude? I remember the shit and then twice a month. I have to call my wife Can you go into. My computer number for me. I can't remember yeah, it's s, a K M a what was the form of martial arts that they were trying to sell him It's like a weird thing, but it had a name. I came in the name of it. Stickle stick, but it wasn't, it wasn't,

then there was Jim Cotto was another one of the eighty eight surgeon Kerr was so capitalizing on, like the? U S Olympic, for a living, yeah, yeah yeah. How can we turn this into murdering more? There was a like a they did. They showed a bunch of it's invalid and they said it's like a whole genre. That happened after like karate kid when, like yeah yeah Dojo Cinema yeah. Basically all these guys that had yeah dojos like it like your training cry trend, was right. We have a bunch. People. We have the money to make a movie. We have the cocaine yeah. Let's do it like that's why I love 80s. Films is because on Abashedly it's ninety percent of them are made shot conceived of edited. We could the entire thing days. Miami connection is one of those movies, the movie soul, man. Keep about a rich white person, rich white man dying skin black to steal a Harvard scholarship from a black woman, That's that's a black woman in need in need. That's the kind of thing can come in and and gets away with it at the end,

although it still stays there actually fucking sister falls in love with a man who was the boss. James Earl Jones sounds yep, yep yep that one always kind of irritated me at the like. I remember movie in the in the 80s and sort of feeling like somethings. Right. Ok about this because I was, you know was young, but I still I was like ok, but I liked Thomas yeah and I love grocery gross man, but it always it the very he's like you, let you learned a great deal. You learn what it was like like. No, I didn't. What do you mean because if I, if I didn't like it, I can always get out of it. It's not the same. You learned a great deal more than I thought,

press charges that were writers being like she's, not enough of a lesson I forgot. I have to Sir Charles tell me another sad. Well, he died, so I guess this is the shooting script. Any revisions he's good to know by revisions g mean we can revive this man. I don't know he's talking to his knees like there's. No standardized from his heart died in what can only be described as a co explosion. There is blood and white powder all over the walls. So are we shooting soul man, I'm not going to smiths guys sucking organs, It's a mystery to the force. It read it! That's right! I totally agree it's going to take the reason. Condos and like one of your page soul man today would be taken to the LOS Angeles County limit yeah yeah, that's right and he totally gets away with. It gets women. They don't kick him out,

joining Harvard would be like excuse us. Are you sure this is the correct message we should be sending for Harvard that someone could put on blackface and we'd be like they were not going to kick you out as the President Harvey likes, not feeling great love it, but it's going to be talking about so you accepted someone under false pretenses. They stole money from an underprivileged purpose person of a different race, yeah and your we just got a lot of say that look for her name and we will have it have another like. Is that it might? He would let this happen. Okay, nerds, I think some guys try to get away with life is of the movie going on on a black face seven. So tanning pill? That's why they don't they don't really they got around it there tanning pills or something those coke. That writers are like where your shoe polish performance chip on his face or know, know, know, know, penny pools only shows a thing to up. It is,

Let me let me take so so it doesn't fucking robot. And we have like this, so we can still do Coca COLA, Coke cucumbers where's all the enamel on my teeth, Why is my hand? It must have been there. Must've been the grossest. King city, to live in in, like one thousand nine hundred and eighty six like every, everyone's running like half hard, an car accidents everywhere and all the women are main shithole sunsets crash. I got weird boner now that was the slogan of the city. It's disgusting, yeah I wish I was, we would been so rich. Nobody, we lost in the 90s. Oh yes, yes can you imagine just like that idea of being like super coked up,

also the wall kind of thing and then and like Grunge, and everything else comes along and it's sort of like and then the draw exchange fucking fucking weed I'm going to the rainbow where I fucking belong? by the way you know you gotta? Come you go see those guys, those guys are stuck in night in India, it's fascinating to watch yeah. I haven't been to the comedy store in age. Where do you have, Usually here we just heard about that downstairs yeah because it's you know, usually I'm gone on the weekends which is when you would. Form like at them properly and so is like you know, really when I'm in town again to like put in the put my call up and like yeah. Hey. Can I go up on Saturday night and then it's like you get ten minutes, and you know things like impress will ask me to show him like that means. I have to like broken.

Our I know it is I mean I know it sounds like I'm being lazy. All I've got ahead of you, but if you're, if you're young comic, you should do those things yes, but at a certain point is just like now, I don't you know, because ten minutes in front of a paid crowd, it's sort of a weird thing, because you go well. If I just go up on stage and at that. I know is going to work. What do I need to go down there and do that? I already know that's going to work, but if I'm going to go workshop stuff is it I don't mind, work shopping stuff in the body of a long set, because I can still not make feel like they've, had money taken away from there, but if I go with the notebook and for you know for ten minutes and I'm experimenting and then people like what did you die to you go home? it just seems like she's just go bad and then you feel bad for them and it just feels so feel bad yeah. I've already played I've already mapped out all the possible in my head? I know this. I've already played unhappy on the only

not to play. So I don't. I don't do it not as good it's about an hour. Is that in our case I read an hour. We should do do, guys. That's crazy, you're, fun, Ike, Barenholtz Mon guys. I was fun. That was take trails, US dollars should from a poor black, that's good. If you've been thinking of any difficulties on the woman. Let's talk I'm just in your when you get a like I with a pleasant imagination. Thank

summit of can't believe you guys are pay phone at am getting waste. I was told thousand dollars your you that my agent Amanda Column I told my client is going to get Grandpa doing noticed they actually Tuesday's on Fox at nine three thousand thirty, eight hundred and thirty will add: it's a really funny show and you should watch it. What's your name on Twitter at Barron Holtz, I k e B, a r. I n H, o l, T the I s. Well, I had a nice exchange with Mindy Kaling on the tweets the other day, who was very lovely when she was talking about other shows. Low winter blab,

I've got. Those shows by the way, are so fucking entertaining that you do like every watch. Every single talking dead I love trying that it's so good. I thank the members except for the new talking I walking yeah. I just I mean the premiere last night. How is it it's great? The first episode play it's. It's really. The first episode is like why, and I can't say anything I saw a like seven minute, teaser for a yeah. It was just like that's that's what I want yeah. I get a season three but contention hot yeah yeah! That's what I apparently it just gets dear, I'm so sorry, but I think, there's a you know talking bad was a fun after show to do, because you know I also knew was going to be eight episodes and I was going to be just doing after shows river yeah, so I probably you know I probably won't like what I did not gonna. Do it again? Well, no, because it is just I I actually, I thought, as a joke really funny to go on Twitter, the Monday after and be like hey guys, talking bad just got picked up for two. More so just to see the people that write like the troll

like fuck, you fuck it like the people who took it literally using the name to reminiscing bad reminiscing. But we remember remember when Badger then that one it's so it's so fun, because that's what you do after the show anyway, so you're getting my wife will talk about it and watching people who are looking funny like Kate are coming on being like yeah. That was great, I loved it. It was just testing I do impressions of other impressionists. There was someone came up with a great one for hell on wheels, and I wish I could find their twitter account because I could give them credit but it was spoken. Wheels is pretty good that pretty good verbal conversation, probably a little late human sit on that one. Jonas, that's off the top of the door. Wow you better close that dome. So under the dome

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