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both of his headphones in many staring at US bone. Doing it's gonna do something at the park. Ass was forced to go up hours before I couldn't get it out because of the internet. The hotel people are starting to tweet. It me like, what's Goin on no pod cast today what I feel responsible that is, as you know, that sounds like me, where's my prepay, giving my pretty thing. I know well welcome to the internet. I could not so actually I didn't have a data plan on my phone, cheaper, Oliver nodded but I just I was going to be here for a data have some like out in all be finalists surfing wifi by the way, if your American and you try to use data in Canada, two dollars a meg that not that's, not a lot of data for two dollars and eggs nearly going. I'm shaking your heads, don't do it don't got literally like checking twitter one time a thousand. Dollars way. Not worth it, Canada, not an eye in what I did. I would like to add three hundred mags Canada type to my plan for that sixty dollars,

that's what I ended up having to do and how to get the pod can solve you, but in the end, the process I did tell the internet- hey, I'm gonna get the progress of today the hotel, her and really sucks. One of the first response is someone just wrote: hashtag first world problems, I wanna get it. I worked with this on a table right now. The first world problems gag is way fucking over. Ok, let's the fuck past it it's like saying, not or spoke in its old man eating you are weighing yeah like tiger blood or whatever you just throw it into that being of the happy useless. Do she phrases vipers, where a problem that unfunded people used to try to be funny because they saw someone else do two years ago. So let it I more tory upon the first, will excuse me. I had actually that retro, that's making up. I was that retro that yeah

so, I was finally able to get the broadcasts up today and what I did. I went on a bike right. Why I went on a see by I love to ride my eyes, I the rental bikes I took it out. I was writing. I was a delightful time. Then I had to go to the bathroom, then I couldn't find a dark accusation or the Is that what you call a toilet? I passed by many docking stations for my my shit, but for the bike and it's a start. I started getting really scared. You're gonna shit, the bike yeah as well. A euphemism by other gets only really live like that's when you first

coming up. So back as if you shit on a bike, it's a complete design was just cause. It's like you know, drips spot. Just kick it right back I'll, betcha yeah! It's just turns into a shit fan act like we're right back in euros, pitpat on a fuckin bicycle yeah down a cloud of shit. So I now we replace first first world problems with that. Guy shit, the bike. So should the bike is the new the new phrase, but it was the scanner I like, I was literally just like riding around trying to figure out where one of those doctors, Asia Bibi, I would just like to buy neath is now used, are crying out. Close did MCA with the automatic right now he refused it. I refuse, by your walk in those like what's gonna, piker educators, why refuse? The two hundred and fifty dollar deposit in Canada is like million dollars, but you get it back You don't know ten days and ten candidates, like eight months how weight

are you? Do I ever met the calendar of the same? It's just presented are set up the measured. What time is it now lay right now? Ok, I understand what you're saying Colleagues applauded exactly always part. It's two o clock April, twelfth in LOS Angeles or exactly nineteen. Fifty bucks didn't wanna tied up one of the top it takes another here that I'm losing more money. You don't lose. You get Stan how this works, and you will be so anyone who is trying to figure out how to read it. He just like put the seed up and down, and unlike ringing the bell like an idiot thinking, they may make you can use this you're gonna test. Belle right, I mean about you or they have to do sit I test of about four years safe, because I thought we were friends. Friends right by. Together. Now I think we see the source of the button

I know what our backs hitting bike. Well, I'm sorry that you didn't have a migraine together. They, but it's nice, You got to go to what you said was like the fanciest part of Toronto. We would like to change that are on the streets. I describe this places, hoity toity and then Amanda Girl, it's working with us on the show she's like housing. I went to New York girl she's like well. That's very weighty toity, like I said the same thing: you're gonna, hoity toity since bucking. Who cares you so there was a violinist on come on. Street it. It's a fancy. Place literally, is a violin us on the sidewalk and I hope they were doing it with a violate their bows. Never on everyone got other cars and started well, so you did you do she was in black and white men? Someone drop the red room. I wasn't the slow motion in a bid to send someone had a pearl necklace that exists

it and then you just murdered Bruce Wayne parents a guy did. I did well right after the opera. Hey. Do you like that? There's the devil by Japan would acknowledge. That is the true origin. Batman YAP negative strew Batman, Classic they Minnesota's put on the side of our now we're very special guest on this episode that I am a super excited. I mean this guy. I think you know I thought you said he was jewish, oh, he is not special Oh, what a comedy. Ok, I'm an allow. I want to allow it, but he's a guy that I think all of us is comics, so others guys it. Whenever he's onstage, you go back into the room to watch and perform and I've I've known him for many years, and I am appalled that this is the first time I'm having among the pod.

But please walk into the stage. Mr Andy can learn. I'm so I'm so glad you're on the bad guys and I'm sorry it looks allowed. No more apologies. I swear. I just got from an outbreak. Repeat no apologies, shame no guilt and, as my life coach and I will not be making eye contact, as my coach smile, I've got says slide into your dreams. Hey wait slide into your dreams. At night I mean it's of notes. I just came up its material. Ok, ok, member, and that's not the walk along the twelve minutes. Ok, ok, people at home, or ever your downloading this we all have glasses right. I don't ok, so we are there. I don't. I have the honour to cover that the the free near sighted stooges when they three Glasgow two years, that's a good one. The a stigma tests

the below average white guys are settled that reference anymore. It's got eyes, area, Huey, Louis, and what else the new era I got one. I got one of the biggest it's our hip hop group and is called near side. That's good tartan, Todd, glasses or no Do you want to monitor its very that's very of a lot of emphasis on the croissants over this year. I'm say that's kind of humor, That is why staunch opposite, neighbor croissants in there that- and I say you want little having the croissants- that bit was very much like a crisis where you think, one thing you I didn't go, there's actually more in here than I thought there. What is your left feeling unfulfilled? I think it is exactly it's about an hour later. You feel Loki, they don't so a couple things and a killer I burnt the first time ever saw you do Stanhope. Wasn't I

Ninety two. Maybe it was one of the young comedian specials. It was the one I was on yeah they let you do one where my working to them. I don't know I make it one emanated that give a crowd up. Download my crowded, yeah yeah get your crowd happier. They respond her right, you you did that special with it was you and Janine, and I think, like George Appetito and Bilbil domain, and remain on re. Romano, that's right! Who of those people didn't quite clear to the next level? Bill, Bela least item two people, this guy he was booty. Call though I was a baby you're, not you worked to them to be, but I also the first time I met. You was empty being like ninety five. I think, and you had a bit there was a show on, but these with

Ladys, I was called the mommy's. It was a succumb called the mommy's, oh yeah, I'm moving hated that show was such a passion. I ever seen you perform you're like the mommy's ever sitcom where's. My said come needed like twenty minutes on why you didn't have to come, and you listed a bunch of premises that you're succumb would be. I also almost drown umbrella around a rebel around everybody most rounded. I also did my impression of an embassy executive in ninety. Ninety Africa with the year was like yeah Gimme, the mommy's on the phone so Fire Letterman, but give me those mommy's on the phone and it was the other way. Oh here's sorry, not that anything will trigger a big lap, but it was Sarah! Here's the bed from eighty five years, your Sarah cats, are my two thirty. Let Letterman go I get the mommy's. Other vows stayed up all the way you get instead up all the way to get them.

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hey about. He said yet the problems that which is aunt I as a thing is just don't. Ngos just ok heartburn, and I thought it was the only time it was ever funny like he was saying like that. Was the joke. Just ok heartburn, but it was a bad reading of take this product and you and you won't get burn? I guess about Europe is moving. You see the way in which we really think thinks he's going to a rapidly lands and Mexico. No that's another was over the what you ve seen two hours to sit up with protection witless Protection programme. There's a there's, a sea worlds. I gotta he like was like. He fell asleep naked in the desert, been when they, when they they capture when they haven't just naked, and he has his hat- is had over his junk, but he has accepted all over except the sunburnt on his leg. There's a There's a girl, tat line of a huge dick. I want to believe that he was like is like. Let's make sure this, it can make fast. They found a bit trust me everything. I have a huge dick, its huge dicks.

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it's more, I think it's more hipster defensiveness then, and I like the same thing as always I was it was. I want to hear a kind of about your evolution is a comic and when you started doing clubs than when you started to kind of like turn against the business and then that, like you're sort of deacon everything you're, the ultimate deconstruction is, in my opinion, you deconstruct the industry deconstruct your own set as its happening. You deconstruct the audience when did that sort of when did that to dupe? Was that always that way? When I first started, I was terrible as many people are abiding Norway's terror, but I'd. I may I point

about self hate into the I had that going for me go and in which is good, but we need that and I was always love self depredations. I love Woody Allen, loved Letterman, Carson Albert Brooks. I love that so that wise first our calmly and it wasn't going well. I would comment that it wasn't going well right at the beginning, like a joke wouldn't going well, that's joke certainly didn't get laugh of any type of similar reaction to this, but then over the years I went to different breakthroughs and, like you know not to get spiritual, bad I know you do, but at about a few years ago I data to a few years ago. I realize I really wasn't saying everything In my mind, I was editing myself and not for language like you with the party mouth brought by the true, but that they take everything at face value. What is this? What is that? nuns? Sarcasm boys is no facetious night, show that,

that procedures at the door and will let you right in your pc what you're shown some on your new procedures that the door is a lady space all unite Ladys to take everything at face value come on in free people Somebody else based dialect, I'd value, woman spaces. I don't go that way and that does not adopt cook. Have you ever take it in your pocket? No, it's a piece of shit and they actually pulls out a piece of shit like well he's not procedures. We gotta, let a man, that's what we're looking for her the kind of Europe we want projectile. Forty three note: I realize I was only myself and I started to say everything so now I think it's the both the and that the talk about myself with a third person, but there's a lot of controversy alliance of people coming genius of this combat, usually talented itself.

I could not to deliver that. I couldn't do that so horrible. So the best thing I do, I think, is deconstruct like talk about, but then also can be. I think the most annoying thing I do, but this amazing and I think the crowd was all right at one point: do you have to but once you get all I'm picking up a can always can why they have read on it. Why did I say that about? Why am I talking about cans? Oh my fuckin guy, so. Do you literally at you'd, say everything right because, like by the most com, if you like, I can't say that. Oh that's not developed enough, but you tore up you're going to go up on stage with cards and you just work it out on given our Michael, rigid Reich, Org, you know what I'm gonna, try a racist rant. I'd say my racist ramp. That's why you too, because if you saw the settlers my name is stopping working out. Raisins ran my dogs, weird,

I think that we are dumped on his card. He just wrote a big and in worker. What was that? What was that racial epithet? I was gonna see. Oh, I see God at all. This is why I write things down. Also again. I've said this May times I say again play no one blames the laugh factory on these horrible irruptions. Why are people plain that terrible club, I don't look at me. I don't know you get you guys laugh factory nodded else. Why don't you? People read a newspaper from local? How about a horrible may seem club? Is around for many years that nobody ever likely you guys could do is pick up the Venice argonauts. Yes, what are you people? let people down downtown homeless newspaper reports do not associate with it illiteracy. Actually, here we fly them all out for three months.

We bring them back when we bring it back and we do the ship and then every reference it is. Every body here goes out Angeles on Hartwick, USA, USA. They still do it even of replying in there. I don't know if I want to travel down what is the equivalent of what is the canadian equivalent of people getting USA, you guys don't go. Canada. Do Stephen Harper, Stephen opera. Operators, any other does any other country trees by private law? Does any other country chant their own fucking name? Let us now. Can I thought I thought I think that America might be the only one Angolans England, England was about me yeah. I was Calvin January. I started getting to the canadian Olympic thing. I think with China was somewhere born. It does happen at a very exciting and the canadian team they win third place in the region.

And we're in my hotel room and then made fighter they go. Why Canada, you didn't pass the baton right and the canadian runners. Sapping on the track and I my heart was broken and I said to myself: do I need this? you. You allow yourself to get to emotionally. Invest in Canada for those with a muscle, Laney Bit eel, been He wasn't say now that wasn't me these Hitler oppression. It was so body midnight. I ask those What is your hilarious? The Berlin Wall was still up Well then, in our memory thing as before. Research in motion Ok, you could say that we have always had a blackberry

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city holiday and there's a guy screaming, and these yelling and easy guys close up, and that was the mayor I was I was like my favorite- should Comic is like a comic got, just relies on references from like his youth and to connect with people again like Dankert kind of. Does that words as it goes, but I put it down. I adopted people that, like it's like that, but there's a guy that does that. I just can't really remember. You like, never really remember what is exactly. As I know, you're not gonna play ball games. You play the one did the bubble, though you do the days in the thing. You would push it, What was that so? I was like some trouble. You remember trouble choices, stating that there's a whole time period that we probably because I'm very very very old. I'm saying I'm doing prostate jokes, I'm tired! I do like jokes about my mother in law, about going to, I say: I'm gonna go into

as your trip election end up in the hall and what about mother in law. Prostate, jokes, I really have any, but I'm working on them. When I M to watch the Joe thighs been prostate commercials, now look what we re talking about no I didn't, I miss the whole time period like then we will say whatever my morphine. Arrange they are. They always transformers know what the hell that joke with me. We, those as references Hey! That's! What's the problem with the whole even maybe spoke him on that what do you mean? That's an elastic, get that how the fuck are you guys that mine melded that he just goes well? What's the big any holding out his hand, it openly discussed we both discuss how are cut off or like kids. Things was pokemon after that. Ok, my after that, after Pokemon Wrapper ACT, trapper key you're is, I think, you're gonna, say Trapper John empty. Now how's. That is my wheel house. There

some underlie. Did they laugh at bath trapper? Just because you're you love me. I like they like words every time a result minor programme on. I can't help it here. Todd glasses bit about you know, could have gotten a prostitute, be a good mother where she's like I don't want a chinese businessmen should it might just so you can buy programme on cards are on the way. He said that railway reads. What was the weapons you're sort of transit is when I first started seeing you live, it was in the sort of Largo. You know like what what came to be popularly known as certain have covered a crowd. So did you did you coming home. Did you run Williams? Look at this some table man, all I'm, I'm arm personal like all or due to be struck. I think I can say a trick for this again gave evidence a man

of MILAN up a block on before it is along with go. That's the males and females racism erupting through me genetic, my passport, where I was an hour I back upon Oda profitably of that manifests itself an arm here. What are we feel that it is desirable, starts to stance rid of the other night. I say I'm like Robin williams- if he was alive, come basically well, the crowd, paying don't hair down our I was more committee, just started. And Captain Rob Roy favour. How is how we may del different from brown wages? different ways how we may Adele different one event now the same thing that was that give come on anything for a. I think. Let us work lotta, cocaine, yeah who,

de I rather waves is ever done drugs. What you guys southern about you do that I think I was a comic in the eighties. I don't know everybody is talking about what Europe really hot, about the about the commenting on the set not going well, but if you don't do it right, the audience just feels bad. That's what happens a lot of times and still happens. Also. My theory is that comics that we all over and over exaggerate how badly were doing so if a guy is not like I wonder what what's the matter you don't like my at so if you're, not Cicero from Skype, remind you guys. Anybody ok go to couple you people I like that. I'm a lot times they are LEO. They will think that they'll just taken at times he's right mayor the theory. If you're talking conversation, so that people think you're doing your act right. Not now you may claim is the jobs. What I'm saying

That's making observations of the moment. I gotta talk to them and I must say what I'm saying right now is by. Let's say: why not fine, but wasn't tarmac. You still go to conversational. I didn't see the big wind up and he didn't go, and here comes the who Some people think that having trouble, because I talk about how much having drawn that's, what you're elements should be called here comes the who here comes the hullo he's with me in the front. I can't help it negative review. The who never showed up be? who are you ha ha already, because I wasn't lapping. These thanks go out of business, do you feel about oil, relatively bullet proof, onstage and just terms of like you know they will ever since I got the vast. I wish. The part listen. I didn't see both hands clasped, the MIKE as Andy.

Forward to elbows on the desk. I do sometimes get here's to. I beheld Jaws talk to me about this. How he's fearless- and he has the crowd in the palm of his hand- destroys it destroys every crowd and there's no more. See and they're going down and they can kick the share of any other comedian. Like me, I'm sorry what was a question as it was. We'll do feel kind of black holes those eyes, I feel fearless, but it's a nice I feel very fearful, and then I think this I have a good comedian and is that you are restless and you'd. Don't love what you do have to draft a hate. Will you do that? You? Don't always love what you do and that your constantly it there's a lot different emotions that they give to provide all your dank cook. If you

Togo bravado you'd, never leave the bedroom and then, if you have what I have said, we have to take it to the airline ticket to Hollywood, but but Chris Rock Florida, but Chris Rock does have a provider to his comedy and that doesn't it's not really well he's he's has brilliant comedy, but I have to say and that that, and only because I haven't said terrible things about every comedian, let me continue learning more bridges by saying that I think he's brilliant, but I liked him I've actually enjoy them better in small clubs when he's like working towards a special than when he's like really delivering this badge s room see him when he's working on stuff, he's very quiet and very just like hidden the jokes, but then when he does it at a big show, that's when it becomes pacing back and forth and Yelena, but that's a stylistic thing, and if he's thinking of working with me

has any comic. I've said terrible things about it. We could see their way clear to throwing me a bone, but that's also, I think, that's also just the environment of the rooms like if you're on a club, it's sort of like if you're strutting on stage it's a little weird but appear in a theater with Yassum people. That's a problem, then you're projecting out too. That, like I kind of wanted to see, I wanted to see who is that last night at the comedy bar when the alternative shook, as I have said, at those Sony Centre for like three thousand people, but I wanted to see him again. I mean I've seen of a million times, but I kind of wanted to see some of those jokes in a smaller it. Just as a as a comedy, nerd, barely pick the mid to imitate material pick worker, a fantastically

room, and it was very much like a baby, no sitting in the courtyard in this and this other bit about this old lady and it was grace. I think that that Kommeni bar to me as a perfect size room but there's no money in a hundred people, doing anything right now, I'm saying people, always I give you Jim gaff again it. I can't tell geographical look, here's what you should do. They have done a three thousand cedar and make hundreds I do want to do. A hundred cedar and you'll have a better time. Right now is that people are geographically people what they are hilarious, but they may take. The somebody will work better, like brain region could probably do any size room, but still just by the nature of stand up. I don't think it's the same thing in a big places, us in tiny room. The jokes land differently me like it really is there is sort of there is an art, so the jokes, whether your lobbying like way for the balcony airports like an intimate room right and you're just kind of placing I yell, don't you I do this whole time. I never can understand amplification. I go there.

I can't possibly near me back there. You are aware that when you did the young comedian special, you were very like you're jumping around on state aids. There was a lot of physicality legal reference frightening. For me, look I've had to get myself a break about it that I was. Some kind of sleep, medicine numbs. I know that I was, I did think I was conscious of having energy. And even though now I would say, or maybe back that's a like ours, a happy that would have let Russia that wasn't. So you're, but I'm really granted. Now. Why do you think, there's sort of a do think they're sort of a kind of a steep Martin S approach, words like keys, you know, he's playing that biggest club performer and you're a sort of playing that like hey, I'm this comic guy more. Can I will I'll things quite the same thing, but I am. I do like them constantly calling up a cat skills comedian inside me, they're making fun of, but then I also

of like bad jokes. Sometimes I don't lie on Twitter. I'll, do a really bad part and people go. That was good remains. Like me, I think its a bit like I have a joke like back I've, a mexican restaurant comedy restaurant is goal. Is this thing flung down that I'm not taking that to the Higgs bought both people and I like to think that there are found the reference for this grab, my calling that this on the same level of dark matter or Heisenberg principle certainly were thrown into Schroeder fingers. Is it in the box? It's not in the box. You must be the doctor. We oughta expose on people. I got nothing. I was gonna. I've learned that arrive jargon became a comedy uncertainty principle.

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I left my material. I broke my bill mark rule who, during the joke sort of you guys, know this, but at the at the Montreal version of the festival every year and gives a kind of a keynote speech, its stated the industry where he so few of you know the rest of you are just hate Montreal, but you were when did they wanted the steel industry start because it definitely it's definitely grew from a very informal thing to like it is. It is an event that talk really you gonna go to Kindle restated the energy you know like in writing now. Well, I'd like to do it in a way that I could check, move the Europe, but I can't do it. You have same make. It seem like just started last year and because I think, as ninety ninety five people What what why is it was that the start, what he started yeah, why that come, I will it be old times.

Did you gravel allodial, a hearing horn So I started ninety five and I done the thing when I worked in article the hack handbook for national ample and stolen my website, and let me what's our by my website: never changes like people, don't like it when they information, the website up, city, baby carved and still no things flash and around and the hacks handbook is there, and I told you a nice thirty one national pointed out like a best, a comedy issued right when the comic books imploded. So I did all thing. I had to be a comic as I do. The live presentation of immature would like blank patch and Patten Oswald and John riddling all these guys, and then they suggest that come back and do a speech and my marriage Bruce Smith's. Just they do stay they usually it was his idea, the name of it and then we just start doing it, and it's it's in this little conventional room of whatever hotel the joint Machu hotels, the festivals had since I started.

And then just four is just for the industry. Be wool surmise, evil can buy passes to it, but who would so as really may just saying everything that really bothers me and getting enough my chest? Does it worry, I mean really? Is there any kind of power we're like a woman a ribbon. All these shows these networks in these executives, but I kind of want them to hurt me so maybe every second it that way, but I've never something by now, I thought maybe mobility will know about it. Keep it quiet, I do worry about that, but the other thing I ve been very liberating and the speeches change. I was like pure rage. Sometimes rural areas like grow up with? No, there ass, we know like swimming about management companies, and now it's got I've gotta try to make. It will be more roast like right, because it was too angry. So minded good. But there's like everybody feels about what did you I didn't. I didn't I wasn't it

throughout this year? So I didn't see what did you? What did you do about Lui Rear like well, you didn't say anything when I saw the other night while I did was and is available and that plugging this website either there's nothing I could plug and no one's pay me to do anything. It's our advice, a boy really enjoy this gap. Shirt though so, maybe they don't want to associate with me.

But is a website called last, been dotcom sure I've got some back and on it and then there's the six million eggs are polluting the thing a controversial about it was first of all, I didn't interview about it afterwards. Them valuable thought was the speech, and so it's like, if you know what it was like wisest guy, rambling thirty minutes of his criticism of Lucy K. So what it was was I echo this except the six main excerpt is right. There's writhing, thereby if they listen to it, they could appreciate what was happening. Those about my mixed feelings, poetic, Louis Hilarious, but I have mixed feelings about the show and mixed feelings about the way he's presented and the way the media embrace them to. This is a funny in this setting by a couple of things. I said that were like you, don't more joke jokes were like he always says he changed material every year, so my joke was, I guess we d, like

pointed out, they wiping all calm exchange and material. So I didn't like that. He was one day away from coming up with a unified field theory, but he had that year. Deadline to some of those lie hardly that I, like the emperor's new clothes Britain directed and produced by Luis Gay Empress, clothing costume, designed by Luis okay. So it was about there was a few major things went on things that the judge, the tweets on the plain that were really Anti Sarah, not advise our passengers. We know I'm talkin about one whose plainly just started saying things about sex. Pale in order, and I think you will see seem to expressly was kind of drunk and he was Nigeria is armed Rockies and these it yeah. He said clothes, I'm going, but these are things that would not have nothing to do with Sarah. Like I oppose far policies. Now it was a really just graphic things. So was all these things like? Why that I care for people giving a passport, and then it gets into the whole thing like crazy,

never apologise that I agree with or anything you say on stage of your committee, and I think you tweet, but it's like it's very kind, a convoluted to talk about it without actually listening to it, but also the part that was a kind of cathartic. If that's a word was I have my own relationship with Blue, which I had a good relationship with them. Had what I thought was kind of a on my own part of falling out or change things. So I, when I was doing these things, I've got into this robotic trance rise at. I bet you that Louis UK is a very talented purse. Yes, he is baby lap very much over many times, but I do believe that his show is over and eyes and the ten years ago a Caroline. We had a personal thing and I've always carry that gradual round up everything. I'm saying now is coloured by my own feelings and envy and jealousy shows like I was to decide. I it was a thing where I really was able to put it out there, where I think I made valid points may even own agree with me, but I also was talking about my role on it so

and I haven't gotten a phone. A business phone calls it, but I mean look at these guys. These guys are. Rather, we are not involved in this and anyway management. That response. I really like romantic Asia now, but I think I think for Louis. Guy, who kind of its says pipe. What I feel like, as you know, like he kind of says what he wants about stuff. I think he would respect that. You have opinions and not that you wouldn't you know like tat, color them up for you. I know everybody has different points of view in this. It's like I have a thing. Putting aside the looting, which is by the way going to come out on Blu Ray, is caught my ambivalent about Louise UK. It's always as we rule and comrades. You can't talk about other commands. I thought that was bullshit. You remain so eyes. I I also invented this because I remember George Miller member George Milly S way.

One thousand nine hundred and ninety two Eagles on Letterman, and he says I just got back from a meeting where we decide the Robin Williams is not a genius just merely annoyed. I had never heard any by a tv say: that's the first person to do this, but you know going after people. Other comics is like you know, a lot of commerce. It's me, I don't think you should do that.

But it always was character. Ordained cooker, J, Leno, it's it's easier. It harder when someone we all agree is, is usually talented, wrote and so do you sort of feel in some cases by me as being I've gotten up in some cases, though, do feel a responsibility to sort of like you know, expose what you see your kind of holes and things that people you know. I think that the careful by because I do feel you can get to a sanctimonious thing where, like I don't I'm at the voice of it, I mean it's like I don't say I won't be the truth machine right now, but I am more, I think, is more about compulsion. So I think I have to say it kind of

It brings me relieved and hopefully can make people you like. I do a joke that I'd like you to impression of J Leno if he was a comedian, J Land and I've done jokes over the years like one I've ever jobs, both cruel, as I said, who died, made Jim Belushi, a big star, so site. I got one of my very roads ribeiro those of years ago would have they grip and said that show called life on the deal is rival list. Don't sell yourself law, wow. I forgot that those who bring that up good. Yes, this great joy in that

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Lady gag there's, a guy comes, I go, will know that is everyone's go to everyone's fall back position, everyone's assumption about everything I say who doesn't likewise is. I am only doing it because I'm jealous of where my career is- and I thought I might say much- but like to make more money. I would like to add that have to write I would enjoy that pay. Thirty thousand thousand that I would like the money for three thousand seed place but have to only by a hundred see plays a part. That's not why I'm saying these things. I know my heart, I'm saying it because I'm compelled to. I think it's funny right, there jokes buy up the euro is, go either. Jokes people are right. I don't really hate Hitler. No, that's not true! but people go my perfect sample of, as I was put down criminals who, because I've been watching Seinfeld Latin B, I think that show is so hilarious and then I say

I see how what Larry David saying could be hilarious and likeable, but then those start and they really were because he's a funny guy Larry David he's hilarious, but he goes but all of a sudden, the real GM. With with this, I felt tat dialogue, and then he's living on Mars, vines, head, homeless, guy in and earn and in the lead seen it all comes around that the guy for the first seen that you didn't think with Java, getting here's a pizza so thus an amateur second, you pizza, so people like us where's, your show, so my thing is, I will show you actually. I was not what I want to read, write and like the west,

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I would like to recall and Natasha Lodge arrow, and so was. I try to be a great experience and the convicts were funny, especially the last ten comics and then America votes folks. I can't deal do anything about that Sure I want the cross either Kitty Guide as yet. Neither can we take as their Canadian. You'Ll- think about that America and you and he goes. Neither can we thy name of person? No, no, no! No, it's! Well! You don't get. It means we don't even know what did you say? Gideon we're getting its way is a delightful it's it's where in the where they say given to the hotel by the greens and the Bible actually came from the book,

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our, I evaluate academies, someone to tie the fork to their paw and guy. They took all of us together. I gave it up at the other judges, one of which was a big John Rivers, daughter and then somebody I blocked the hoping you get ten. They tied a fork to the cats are put ways of hands upon its like a car. They thought I should call the authorities on the person cruelty What these people know about pets are, why don't you get acquainted with horrible cable television or show that merrier Lopez hosted before extra? What are you people, your head in the sand. With the oil shale sands situation at a summit,

he's getting suspicious again wagon up like that, you know nothin, I, like Attica or something are? The right like I wanna, go mad you're what this Mr Hardwicke flag? secure long now, I reserve the right to redirect allowed to point out that the plaintiffs, the forever Jus silos, carousel good, to say to you that you shouldn't say there, but a year almost areas of some two, oh yeah, like Hitler thing you whenever the the Hitler with a twist back. That's the younger Hitler Youth words where it's about kid Hitler over their kids about look at me. That's a bad Hitler, nice. Whatever you would have refused to cut that. You would have said they would never have been the third Reich if you would have told him to go with the go too far.

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people may find of whipping boy thought I loved so much like tests that always true love down interesting, so you're actually kind of dealing with like. Why did you let me down from your point of view of this, I used to love someone who's on you to stand. A bizarre liveliest are making these crazy move. Yes, and so you mean their careers, the boy you can do that either the boys know it's like our national all children, child rearing allocated a bit with the far hark back

Hopefully I do have my life, but I just want to get one of these movies. I can't do it. Oh said people withdraw from me, but but he doesn't, if he doesn't put, his movies have to be reviewed which doesn't do you carry views? Lose you for the comments? I so I think it some point. There is a thing where you are thin. You might be if you're, really creative and you're gonna just think we are making the same thing, maybe at some deep level, but maybe I'm ascribing psychological and philosophical paintings to a person that don't exist has area have any of my young Have any of the comics ever gonna take any assignment like a really by me out when you said that and then have you ever had to? Oh you mean about. The specific person here, yeah yeah. I may have highly unpleasant experience of many that all the people have talked about by most unpleasant. Who was no, I mean I'm SAM. I saw at a thing. I think you were there too. We can offer is always going over the funeral. I wasn't it. Ok

I was there any. I solemnly said: don't worry about all that stuff go which I had another was all that stuff. Was I highly like there's somebody of works and Happy Madison that keeps track of whenever he's me. For him. I guess there is complete. I've heard that that's the thing I heard I think I don't have all the facts. Just things. I've heard we'll passing Reich it or not. It's true. This guy is to make as much as the other people do, but it does make a nice living telling people who's. The guy had a man is in whose paid to this What what is this short attention span? Theatre over about seven complex talkin about the Flintstones. I mark merit We hope that he did and hold out its jobs. Do it then I haven't had a couple. I bring us

combating and nobody asked on bitter about things. Thirty years ago, toys you're, no one asked made a goddamn. Do it come? I wasn't bread tat, I loved when Brad Pitt hosted short attention spent upon you, the Brad Pitt Deal. What What are you what? What is it that you want like? I? Would you want to wait? What do you want? with the stars Ronald? What is it? What's it going to believe? What what is it you want that you wanted, you wanna do filmed you want it like a television show developed or only to you. What is it stand like women? Besides, we make love connection, I also will make them into into two into. Besides doing, let's make a deal the way it was intended. Ok, here's what I would never want to do is the prices right would crook areas do every day is that I would rather cell door to door again than to say no. The crap macaroni is not thirty five cents

what if I told you that he only shoot that two days are we, I mean what is a pay where's, my trailer. Let's do three day I'm into it. You know what the price of the craft macaroni, what is not its target winds Carol marrow two days a week. Eighty nine figures that are the heirs of insane. I have never made any money so you're I've made a pie. I can't jinx this or locked knock on laminate, that's a diagnostic classic, but I like may a pilot for an anti vehicle, and so that would be good, people say I should do a pike ask. Why do I think to cut into my getting on podcast I'm come. I'm gonna make another company. She did because I've been doing colleague for twenty eight years. Maybe I should

more than one item out there. They have one city ones like tv day, it's so exhausting how much new material do you turn over once it up about? I you know, I don't you guys feel like it goes through fits and starts, which is the name of your. Secondly, the nose some magical too. I don't know like a forty. I want to say forty five May is a year about, but then I do a lot of stuff adjust the speech. I do it our material just for that speech everywhere. It's not good. I have some of that material. I then put in my act. Let's put it it's funny to watch. Doo doo ever do ever questioners overtaken by two deconstruction Istre doo doo doo, but then I hope

I let go of a bit but tell me a long time I just like. Sometimes I think I know I've been working on this for two years by just. I think it's that's good. You know, but then I have to let it go if a jokes and then laid at night or the kids, what is them they? Have? You told him that we definitely silent? No, I think somebody I always play the greatest thing about stab. I thought you guys will agree with me, although you have the real Reba, nothing so far, so what the hell am I even trying with doesn't exactly a group therapy session. You can say no, you're, just judging me soundly. No, we just want to interrupt we're. Just we just want to Your share right what was say now that I'm your thorough what was coming accommodate comedy stand I've. Eighty years thing I have terrible. Eighty They didn't. I have fifty years. I guess I was lazy and couldn't focus and they

I have a situation going on every eight seconds. My mind goes completely blank five for three too one. What was I talked about so it's kind of weird I literally member we're talking about, but some minds of combat, but the thing is it couldn't be that interesting, nobody in the entire audience, those those talking about what letting a big. The best thing about state that you- and I know I know it's hard. These creating it audiences know how to focus its, not that their silent there just focusing exactly and one amid when the when the statement was mundane. Is I was making its heart, so I give this guy lot of credit

No. The that's great I stand up. Is that if you go by the reaction of one crowd or you do or you to say, I'm going to figure out what the crowd likes, then your doomed to be a crowd, pleaser and I think the elegant end up with a suicide or or me commercial aside, worsened for millions of dollars? Yes, I mean hugely successful, but there inside, but If you're using the audience as a up arise,

I'm trying it out inevitably eventually get to work with the Orleans gets it that's a good thing to do, and sometimes I just have to say after literally two years, sometimes whenever these I thought and that conveying the way that's funny ass different from if the joke depends on four people each night getting it, I don't care than us what what's example of one bit that you were never able to make work. I'm trying to think of this Emily stuff right now. My act that I can't see him. I can't seem to know citizen whether my memory but there's a couple of things. Dogs and cats are different animals are made. Worse is terrible diseases like I wish I could think of the one thing

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That is optimistic, and therefore you can use that expression. But if you're saying the audience is half full, that is that a good turn out. Therefore, using an expression that in one context, is appropriate and works and fish? Annabelle freshen up, there's a lot of it somewhere else calmly. Feels go please. Please! Do me a favor just just try this start. Devoting pieces of erected take the joke that doesn't work. And then spend five minutes explaining to the audience why it should work, and I their dear little end up working, I that is my daddy's. Might that's my technique, but

it I do get. I do why why I myself made that I Robin whims like like that was in the moment whenever it is sufficient to warrant thing, and I wasn't so am I really really delivered the explanation better? Why am I looking over here and it does it does, but then but the actual joke. I think she gets howls of laughter of it, but it just jails, howls some folks, Darth. Sometimes she go. No, what were the clever, but why am I not ok with that, but I can't I just want to see how your brain works a lot of it, If this is not the case, but I have a terrible memory, I don't like to pull our cards that we use duly alternative, seen a jack in the road. So I keep my pocket, but my mind goes sickness. What's Hitler, Google alert, I say I'm so obsessed with Hitler. I haven't Hitler. Google alert because

better! Deliver the me! That's why I always said my bomb. We hit. You wrote Maiden Yahoo but useful Yahoo. Like Yahoo, the web for yeah yeah- oh this bit, there's no ok! Here's if it doesn't work, I say! Oh sometimes people get this point I say: did you know it turns out that the people who supplied coolly did John town? It turned out to be a why in punch and but then I've been trying to work out. The whole thing about comes up the Kool aid and I'm working in biogas. As I gotta surefire thing, how could this go wrong? Sugar water did. Anyone ever do a sketch were Jim Jones is like all right, it's time to make the sacrament other ultimate sacrifice, and then the cooler man just burst. The wall that

I showed you guys go. They should have gone. They should have got some deprecatory, whether they just has everybody dive into his body. Just there just kind of floating in the regulations. You just wrote a family guy cutaway. That therefore reminds me in a time of cool guy, went the dolls down their words. What do you say? We begin with the area about this voice. Here's a thorough care watchmaker Second South Park, like I think I can get tat- was why wars that guy? What does this have I, hey. I got carbon credits really little guy. Do you caught me? Come on you guys, guy

I know that South America, that bacteria it's bad animation and terrible voices, but it's pretty girl You realize what you're doing that voice. That sounds like carbon people are laughing. Sat back that back that that that's not him, What am I Edward, you say hi, so when a twenty three score do, I think I think we have time in the show for three questions so a few, if any one, if, if there are three questions, are run out there, microphone, you could ask him if our will just go back as a what they used to be sure there are here we have,

may allow other you're sure. Yes, we remember Al Jazeera ass, you guys are map Meyer becomes eventually becomes a host of attack of the show. What's gonna happen to the progress will record Remo. It will rethink like we kind of already do many already words on attack of the show and we Miller ever to make work. Are you afraid that he's gonna go like mad with for me, like I have not time for pod. Park on P one now cholera just cause Local, no one will be much easier. I just wanna know no. He wouldn't actually busier at all. Here. Because, because he's, a unilateral measures are an attack on the show serious, actually working alot? How dare you not? the behind its inner workings of since I produce the show, I would actually become produces argument on the show, not just that I mean I pity,

these beauty just sit around all day? I mean you don't want to die sometimes, so this whole week do not sit around. Literally said those words the way. Oh snap, here's what I know he did not times gadget where I'm going of all written and then I'm when we do. That was a very nerdy question. You asked. Are you I think. It would be able to actually find. I hope I hope Man hostess Agatha, show what's use any other. You too more questions or comments that are currently is one that agreements this gentleman here Edie. I love your act so much and near so handsome. Well, thank you question. My question is: why are you so self destructive

else itself sabotaging. What is here, quick one? I guess we're out for what? Why do you guys think brine Regan raided among the top lay is up and running out with a lot of that you're. Just saying why is any famous, but that's that's kind of what you say: He I makes law is the IRA actually like? Well, isn't that America is anyway, he can still too or like giant venues. Its he's he's an interesting as someone who built his career, not relying on television at all, he just toured so Your question should have been: why don't my hipster comedy nerd friends like Brian Regan, Brian Regan, like if you, if you watch Brian Regan set, I can see so many comics, that's so much of this scene loves. I have traces of stuff that they were inspired by just in his acting his presentation. Yeah he's still

when perform anytime recently? Have you seen him? I have, we don't say was no other part of one I've heard of being interviewed on duty, effusive, interviewed, not to say another progress, but the thing is I also want to say that I think you'd agree with me that you're not always in control of where your career goes, and he was talking about on WTF that he's had like it sitcom opportunities, but he's not like a guy. You can stick it like. So many people aren't you can stick in a box I feel like, anything that came along used. I do like voices now, but he has such a satisfying as a standard beloved stand up as a huge following guest to go on Letterman side. They get such a great life that anything that would happen to him would happen to him. But what doesn't make what he's doing now and you you know window? When do you start to hate him? Now? That's good! That's a theory that interesting laid up. I don't have rage and empty

everybody. I think there is one more request behind you watch sap, where those like there's another part, gets going on. The other side of the room is yes, Sir, for Andy. What or who inspires you in comedy? Andy, Like I love like Paul I've tomkins, I was really I loved loved and still love Mitch, Hedberg Mitchell. Was a huge really got. Was luck was long and I would like to tell them. I was lucky enough to work with Mr Billets labelling acts, and I grew up loving Letterman, but I also grew up and then so much the thing

I know it's going to sound like like not fight to get to applause. Everything I really feel like now is the most exciting time. I've ever seen for a stand up, comedy and comedy of all times, because there's none of that 90s. Where everyone was doing homogenized stuff, and there are so many different styles and so many great comics right now. That's how I feel take tig like TAT. I had I known as such. I had such a moment same moment where I'd take was written, has cancer, so she she went on Conan ends and made it funny like she said,

and talked honestly on a sitcom. I mean on a on a talk, show couch, but you don't really ever see happen and she talked about being sick and she talked about everything that happened to her and made the audience laugh and but honestly when she said- and he said sorry you're, okay and she said yes, it turns out, I'm okay, it didn't spread. I feel like such of a crying. I was so relieved that I just I had like I'm so glad. You're, ok, transformative community and I really do believe that she and and that she was always funny, but in the last few years she has taken in a way that is just you can't even comparative body in a way, and I just think you so brilliant and just like even the such didn't. I wish he turned around and push the stool just amazing she's she's really made the one thing that I admire about her as a comic that I guess I'm just still not come up with, is that she so good like using moments of like she takes her too.

And the young man orally of inhabitable where most comics is by like me included, would feel like. I have to feel every second. What words are talking or noise should just say something and then just let it breathe, for a second she's this anyway. I think I love better and also about my favorite comics she's, exactly the same way off stage as she is ice age. If you go to a party with her, she will just keep that she gives it to me so hard nations. Me so hard parties are these? I'm believable just died. Stop cite the sarcasm just never ends, and this is so that she's transfer that on two stages in incredible we have had a good time at a nerd is partly thank you for coming to the virgin Mobile room here. A j about forty two there's been a really First of all, for us. Thank you. If you came to both shows Lassiter tonight, pleasing

for Andy Kindler, our guest. Thank you also, the sister wives. Thank you. So much for Ronald. We love performing here. It's so much fun to be back, enjoy your burrito everyone now leaving. Com,