We're in this podcast five hundred and fifty three I'm about to go on a comedy tour called the oddball tour, which is produced by funny or die. That sounds good. You have anymore information. Do you know about the tour? I do I'm excited. Yes, there are twenty dates in August and September and I'm doing fifteen of them, but some other people on the bill are a Louis CK and Sarah Silverman and Bill Burr and to bind it bunch of you got oddball fast dot com that has the list of all the comics in the cities and, and it starts August, eighth, ninth and tenth is in this order. Tampa Charlotte North Carolina, see and just goes because I knew you had the date order, and I love watching you do that. Oh good yeah, when you can just rattle them off, like that's my favorite thing in the world. I know it is kind of impressed me too, I'm very excited by the tour. Yeah, but I've dot com to get tickets, Phil Brooks AKA, CM punk who shot a ton of

first down at comic con for Nerdist NEWS, that's all over youtube dot com, Slash noticed, and then we had him on. We did to live podcast the Balboa, person was a Michael Rooker and Evangeline Lilly in the second one was was punk and they were up Those were so much fun super like nonstop fun. I've never gotten to see what like alive, Nerdist, podcast experiences like yeah. We had Kyle there, he came and set in and took notes on the stage got piping. I know they were shit, tons of people, the old man but uh, but Phil or punk. We had a movie when now that he was on all these wrestling site picked up like CM punk's going to do the broadcast. I would like Warn you now. We don't really talk about sling because he didn't really want to talk about it. I think he's just does hit Matt my road to steal, chair though, and that makes it worthwhile that's because Matt's get drunk and he takes a look at champs. It does feel because of all the alcohol yeah and also because he can't feel yeah so the best thing but, but you know punk can really.

To talk about wrestling he's kind of just moving on with his life, and just wasn't you know I said you want to talk about is again I really just to fuck around, so we did so if you're listening to this expect just giving you the I'm, giving you the out right now, given the bail out right now. So if you skip the intro to your fault, yeah, but yeah I mean we talk a little about eighties wrestling now than that it was, he tells them he to any sort of algebra. I guess with the story. That is one of the most amazing stories. I'd say one of the highlights of this podcast. I think one of the highlights of comic con by deadly story. People have asked me about com kind of like, oh, my god. At the thing he told the store Adam tell the marathon story, so so, but he was a great guest, an such a lovely guy really really like him a lot and so hopefully we'll be doing more stuff with him, but here's another podcast, five hundred and fifty three live at San Diego com, two thousand and fourteen with cm punk, now entering noticed dot com,

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage June arraignment Fira. First time listener longtime host. Why would you go? Yes, you have question sir yeah. What's with that fat guy Myra, I think it's pronounced, mirror probably right still perform at my rose, like his one goal in life is for people to know that it's Myra yeah SIRI. Really fuck face. Is that how you refer to him all the time now, poor, Matt MIRA or Matt MIRA? Well, it's just that

That's why I said in California there's latino population, so they want me to Vietnam era. When I was in England, they pronounce it correctly because they invented the language. But you know whatever my mine would save me around. Let's put our That was my Clarkson, a good Jeremy Clarkson impression much in you world right, left That's when you get the I had. I had a gps that had Clarksons voice yeah. It was pretty great. It was a Tom Tom and BBC didn't license it and top gear just went ahead and did it and then they were like you guys can't do that. Go straight now left well, you're lost. You right cut was done here. No, no, it would say something like that when you, when you would have to go straight for more than like a mile, it would go. German Clarkson would just come on your Tom town ago, I'm

or to death with this journey, and what, if you like, you missed an exit. Are you took a wrong turn? He would say you like you cocked up or something though yeah it looks like you've cooked up again. That's what it would say. It was great thanks for remembering that this is just when we hang out together. If you guys still hang out well he's married now, yeah yeah, you know not allowed love isn't allowed. Now that I'm married, our love is for a bit and I love is full of it and you both you've, you've other cool you, but you have a and B did you say were both cool or cool, or just a couple of cool dudes hanging out having fun cool dudes hanging out with suits oo guys and ties guys. It's bad bell be walking down the sun Axama right now. And I got a no but. You have a you both are your wife is awesome, injured your girlfriend as

Thank you for saying that yeah, it's that she's, not here anymore. What happens she decided to go get into the entertainment weekly party? Whatever I mean you guys are broken up, so I think so. Jonah Joker they're going the boys are back. Oh yeah, how's your how's, your how's, your long Congo and my long con. You mean the conventions of art. Yes, I do tell it's. Would you two words are hard? It's been really good. It's a really good. Moderated bunch panel moderated six panels this year at ten last year. So six is still it's still enough to keep me busy, but it means I get to eat food in between doing shows night and then what's your to snack. My go to snack is just well it's fucking, comma. Can, whatever the you can get put in your mouth, fried construal, burgers and fries burger.

Friday's people, whatever Soylent green your available, so yeah it it honestly, it's whatever is closest that you can sometimes you know like in the panels in the green room, There is just like whatever is in there shares having in your in your sandwiches with huge bread, yeah giant, focaccia things. Why is that the the trend out here with I don't know and that's why I read bigger yeah, what the will, because you don't especially to an event like this. You don't know when you're gonna eat again yeah, and so you got a load up. Yeah you gotta carbo load like gay marriage. That's right, it sounds really. Tough for you, man, I was not complaining about it? Ask Maine yeah and he was just asking a question. You don't know why you don't feel like this. I don't like your name. What is your problem? We're totally having a good or making everything up every time? It's like time, Jonah. I need to be heard. This is stupid.

You got a good point. Usually wear suits more often I clean up nicely. You do clean up nice yeah. I know it's too much work, it's not the it's! Not that much more work than buttoning up a flannel shirt. I don't wear flannel shirt. I wear plaid flannel is a fabric. Plaid is a pattern born yeah. He can't run around in a flannel. You know what it's like in Silver Lake, hot yeah. What about Kurt Cobain? I want that to be my ringtone one of my Kirk Olympic? I am crackle paint. It's Jonah! Hang on. I gotta take this hey! It's Jonah. Do you young, Kurt Cobain improvement. What are you guys doing today? with her tomorrow. Oh Chris Matt, it is nothing really yeah. I'm going to get I'm going to walk the floor, going to buy more bullshit. What kind of bullshit well listen

yeah. I already bought a check this out guys over by over an artist alley. There's this a bookseller who selling a bunch of books that aren't in this language, and one of the things he's selling is these black and white sings for Batman's. Seventy fifth anniversary of hard cover Batman Year, one dark knight, returns the Frank Miller, stuff, they're selling, harsh all black and white. It beautiful, a black and white, and it's in French Lou Lot lot. Aa we three thousand copies each gray, blue yeah. I bought it and I'm gonna use that three years of friendship barely paid attention to in high school man good for you. Thank you guys so much, but I'm like you know, looking for some original, but what's funny is like you go to comic con and you look on the floor for like these comics. I found this amazing we're not suppose to look at the floor. They have boots

now. Look where you're going mad eyes. You know what I meant, but I was flipping through some back issues of Batman. Batman, of course, is my face. Of the superheroes I found this issue Batman? One hundred and ninety one, and it's this it's an issue. It's the fuck. His cover ever seen in my life. It goes the title on. It is the day the bat sold out and it's a picture of Batman in front of all of his stuff, with price tags on it and in the foreground is, is Robin it's Dick Grayson, Alfred, crying wait. What happens? Does I just have a garage sale. I don't know it was graded. I couldn't open it. What do you think that I don't know, but I think that you sold out your punk ideals Batman. So the cover was so. Funny to me- I was like I need to buy this issue. I look at the back of the thing that guy wants five hundred and fifty dollars for it

I go. Hang on one second, Ebay, four dollars. It's coming my way. Wow there you go Batman, sold out yeah. What else did you buy anything Deanna about me a little good her from adventure? Time toy at sac see every time she sees like a good toys. He gets it for me and by the way. No, if the gentle giant still has the pork and bust a available it does, there still is still available. We know the gentle giant guys you could get, but I need it by one. The fattest guy in the rebellion. I of course need that they called pork in whore. Kids, that's what he looks like in the statue of you seen it yeah I did this. Is that he's awesome porkins is gray, Jonah who's your favorite rebellion member, though the one that wins the one with the force, the flies, the US,

the bat, the you know, the one yeah of course yeah. The galactic tracks is route through the kettle. The kettle run, oh, my God does anybody has anybody walked by? I forget the name of the company, but there's this company that does these Amazing STAR trek uniform Replicas yeah. What is a hang out hang out with someone yelled out like they know the name of it, a novos, listen. I know bus if you're listening. If you send me a wrath of Khan, Admiral Kirk, uniform. I'm a forty four short. My grant is a thirty eight, my inseams of thirty. If you send one to meltdown x, I will wear it forever. The next year at comic. Con you'll see me walking around in it. You need me to glad hand some people at your booth, I'm there. Those are onesies right. No, it's the full

the red uniform from the wrath of Khan. It's the red dress that one it's the fucking. I was a child. All I wanted was to down really bummed out about something and rip open. My tunic, Well, I guess Kirk sort of had a turn that one yeah fuck yeah. I did sorry, is this. I need it and nervous. I will. I wanna know what you need from me, but I will do it. I just don't want to give you two thousand five hundred there's I'm just kidding. If you don't send it to me I'll give you two thousand five hundred dollars. You hate money going to pay two thousand five hundred dollars for then Chris it's been my dream. I have dreams in this life own a proton pack and get this uniform I'll. Tell you what I'll tell you what why don't you, instead of you, using fresh money that you have. Why not go and sell a couple. Guitars and basically trade like quite cross trade like guitars cell Tarzan, and you don't fucking, get it. Ok, I can't sell

guitars to get starfleet uniform. Though, that's exactly all my dream. Why can I have it all? Wasn't one of your two dreams? You didn't say guitars once in those two dreams, Jonah, I don't like where you're coming from. I have many dreams, you know, Martin, king had ones don't stop just don't don't don't, let's not own, let's just stop right there. Now. It's not saying I think his dream that this out there's too many So I can't I can't hide what about the person you are? We try his dream was very noble. My shiny for you. If you there goes good

I said Maine on Admiral Kirk Uniform, you know what here's the deal. I notice that the captains you forms, are one hundred dollars less I'll? Take it I'll cat got your dream I'll, be Captain Spock, it's fine! I just want to rip the fucking tunic open when I'm tired but you know, when you do, that you'll feel a little cheated 'cause, it's the wrong character, doing it now. I know they all did at one point or another. Oh really, yeah. They don't get real tired, real fast, but I don't think Spock RIP is up with any emotion. It would just be more functional. Like Spock did take his up and STAR Trek six. He got pretty up there with some emotions. I don't want always half human. You know, of course, although I I know, what's going on with James Bullshit, couldn't see too many lens flares dad. We just want to go to the zoo, and it's going to be your kids someday. No kids, I'm going to tell you the plot of STAR Trek to again, please your star Trek uniforms were hungry.

Not shitting on your dream. Stop shitting on mine now eat this guitar eight. It's not that one! That's a left! Dave Matthews measure got mad matter. It's a Taylor, it's Admsm Dave! Matthews! Your model, don't worry about a kids, it's gotta lacquer crack, but it plays nice only worried about the fact that we haven't eaten in days. Well, that's why you don't see your mother anymore! wow. That's a real site Anything you want it to mean! I don't know if we ate her or if she left us. That was everyone of those two choices. Well I don't know whatever happened to Matt's wife, I guess a shadow will after they ate her. I don't know probably one of those two, the most obvious choice: Does that happen when you don't see some listening, kids, everyday, I tell you my two dreams. Children was not one of them. You don't first and unprotected sex feels really good and sometimes

Mommy's get pregnant. Sometimes daddies, don't pull out in time. Listen check out this dream acquired it's better to ask for forgiveness than ask for permission. No, it's not oh shit. My guy was not into what you just said. It sounded. In order to do to just blew a gasket the one time or if you need to speak English, I think I think it's. The whole time I just fucking with you. I just wanted. A3 P, oh and I were just saying, I'm stupid, Luke's hair. Look the whole time. I was just fucking with changing from star wars. Hey guys of R2D2. He ruins that childhood. Two! No stop it. I think all the

she's been posting on line, looks really I'm going to go like I'm going to go, watch episode. Seven I mean like: why did he have to blow up Vulcan in this too? It doesn't even belong here and at the end, it just says for Matt MIRA Mira go fuck yourself, and you know. Somewhere. In a add real uniforms. Star Trek two, the wrath of Khan. I'm gonna be okay. With that all right I'll, just rip, my tunic off got got damage agent, you know our guest. That's coming right. Right now is is a wonderful man who I got to know because he did talking dead and I was like. I don't know any So what about wrestler on and it turns out he I was being prejudice asshole because oh interesting. This ties in very nicely with my dream of owning a proton pack nope. Turned out to be like one of the coolest nerdiest sold, guys that I know and uh and we become very good friends. So, ladies gentlemen, please welcome SAM punk. Aka Phil Brooks

yes dragon. Where do I sit here, sit here, city or city or sit here? I feel like I want to be in front of that. I could see my crotch. I don't know why well, speaking of crotches. Are you going to bring Kyle out or one oh yeah, Kyle Clark? Is there too he's our podcast up? Ea, slash, note taker, Plaza yeah. He lets you know where the funny bits are not right, yet Phil this integral comma come before this is the second time I've been here. The first time I was lit the in and out- and I was working and I needed to do shit, so I've been walking the floor. I've been having a good time and it's very cool to be here. So thanks for appreciating what did you walk the floor today? Yeah today, I walked the floor

I've actually walk the floor. Uh at least a little bit every single day today was a pretty extensive. I was uh looking at a lot of artwork and a lot of STAR Trek uniforms ridiculous shit. I saw those yeah right, I'm a star wars. Guy though well, it's ok you by the Han outfit they make. Will a good time like an outfit yeah. They do what time you getting up tomorrow by buddy and it's Sunday, so this is going to be like nerd. American pickers were going to be like one hundred I'll give you I'll give you two thousand five hundred dollars a bundle. This give him the spot, but you give me a hand bullshit. They talk to Frank I'll, see what he can do. The main difference to you guys that pump can afford this stuff is blah I'll, buy it at five hundred and fifty Batman, because I'm intrigued cells open it up open up. I don't give a shit right in front of the guy too

I grade this unreadable and then I crack it open. What did you uh? Did you buy anything today? I did not. I have. No, not bought anything. I almost. I know where you're going with this. I almost bought action. Comics number one fucking kidding. I don't. I don't think that was an appropriate response. I uh for those of you that don't know it costs all of its number. One is the thing that made Nicolas cage have to have an auction. It costs all the money right. It's the most expensive comic book known to human beings. I feel the new almost spotted, I almost bought it. Why did you almost by it, because I saw it and see. This is what I'm going through fifteen year old May was like you need. You need to buy that so right there, but then current you was like

I just got married seven weeks ago. Yeah, I don't know current current me plus. I took a picture and sent it to my wife, and you know so that you just said that he responds with. No, she just responds with a picture of a chastity belt. I can't remember what she actually said, but it was fucking hilarious. I laughed it was I mean it's one million dollars book yeah. I don't want you to think the one I was looking at was. I know right like this guys like fuck this guy, I'm going to fall him out of the bellow theater. Now it was a, it was a the word, I'm looking it was restored and it was in that bullshit case that, whatever it's called, it was graded. It was an eight, but that it had been restored and they fixed the binding. They reinforced it

re colored, some stuff out there, I'm glad they only in force that binds case in plastic yeah. So it was it was. It was going for the like the the low low low price of a hundred and seventy five thousand dollars Crisco. Well, I mean really I'm I'm like. I did that to me and I hope this doesn't sound too sexist, but I think this is how women think when they go shopping and they see like a bull sale. I was going this things. Like million two Nicolas cage, it's for works. Every time like I should buy this right. Like I'm an idiot than a lot of that man, women be shopping. Women, women be showering, Mirabi Shopping for STAR Trek. Unix guys that two thousand five hundred dollars? I was like. That's a deal. 'cause, it's priceless to Little Matt MIRA how off, Do you think you'll be able to wear that once a year here,

but I guess four days- I guess if you hammer, ties the cost over the next forty years, that sort of work for forty. I appreciate that I mean my heart. Is that of ninety year old man, I don't mean I've, seen some shit and I've learned to love. I mean my heart is that of a ninety year old man. My heart is been through enough. Listen? I think everyone should smoke clothes after a workout before workout after a workout. Why not everybody that extra pep? You need whenever the gym throwing the iron around at two years that I was like five hundred pounds. It probably was like nothing on the heart. When I I replay this when you're a, I would have died happy if I had that STAR Trek uniform when your train I'd like to have some clothes before you

loaves, I'm straight. I don't even know what it is. It's close you. Where is the cigarette? Why did you did heavily yeah constantly why I thought it was the best way to not breathe oxygen, I don't smoke cigarettes. I think the disgusting, but I can't deny that it looks real cool. You know it doesn't look cool those both electronic cigarettes, my god, like some real you? Don't one of those. I don't sound like you're, nothing, you got quiet, I'm sorry! No, because I was just I I was. I was it's funny to me that those there to trends that I've noticed besides this year. More selfies this year than I've ever seen before I saw I listed as well. They just makes sense

The practical died you don't have to rely on anyone, you just do it. It's done. There's no like someone else bubbling with your camera, like what it is that push the thing I've turned it like. Do you think that, as we progress in human beings, we're gonna start having a longer right, arms, yeah Jonah, you said progress, it's a regressive as human beings, Oh imagine if we still had a tail, yeah, I'm going to imagine itself detail would go through my full uniform yeah. You have to cut a hole. I love I'm sure some alien races already have that, so they probably sell him like that. I retail and if you are you really going to buy that, I really want it and if they're listening to this podcast, honest to God, just getting kind of Maine, if you could have my size up by how much is it two thousand five hundred bucks twenty

five hundred bucks yeah. But if you think about who is who's doing this, we get we get it. We yeah we can get. It done, yeah a no vote. I am saying the name of your company over and over again on a podcast. This rose out exclusively to people who would also by this uniform Katie Katie Edit. That part out. We got it. We already got our sponsors indicating but yeah I would get it and I would we If everyone in the theater just donated two dollars, don't do it? Don't they already paid in to be here. Believe me: they did. They totally did so how's it been. Has it been so far in terms of like? Are you looking tomorrow to actually go buy some more stuff, or no. I don't know what time I made the mistake, the other day of thinking that the, door was open till nine

because I was here Wednesday and the floor is open till nine Wednesday and then Thursday yeah? I don't know what that means. The close at seven on thursday- and I didn't know that so a wrapped up doing the the nurse wrap up show and I walked across the street, and I decided to get a coffee first and it took forty five fucking minutes yeah. Then I was like I'd still plenty of time and then I walked in and I was hanging out with some people from Marvel and there like alright shows over we're wrapping this up, and I was like no, I was going go do stuff, I don't know I pair everyone had to go hi it to go drink. That's what happens here you go, I know a they there's, there's probably furry parties and and then blew the third parties are a dragon con ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I've been those other fruit parties in Tijuana Chris. Those are the underage. Very parties

but folks seriously, no I mean fucking dick it's a lot of that people pacing themselves. In the drinking thing like I ran into a lot of people today they were extremely hung over. You have to be careful as you get super dehydrated again yeah and here's this if your costume and I'm not next year neck, you're going to make sure you're not wearing a life. Preserver nope dork thinks he's, gonna drown, Give me some of that. Any sugar in- and you are also huge back to the future- fan huge yeah. You have the flux capacitor in your house. I do I own a flux, capacitor. Does it work yeah? It works faster. Actually, what makes time travel possible bus capacitor now

no you're, you're you're you're you're renowned, the straight edge fellow. You know you you, you keep it lane to keep a tight. Everyone can read very bad height. I don't know. Look at him he's very tight, their shirts that I keep this time his hairs tight. Everything is tight. About his show to do you ever partake in gambling? Is that something you would do now? Okay, any any time. I I just think that's dumb! Okay! Well, me tell you: there is a back to the future slot machine. Now that doesn't sound like fun. Oh, it is because his knuckle, I yeah man, I went to LAS Vegas and I couldn't pull this sat next to me and watched it well, because your reaction playing it was the best thing ever because the whole time it's the plan power of love is playing power, love over their benefit, and so many I didn't. I paid no money. That was just doing this the whole time

and then hitting the button ban FAT Fat Max Batman management. It it was some of the most fun I've I had in my entire life. Oh no, I'm going to make a bad it's going to be. There has to be some sort of humiliation involved, like I recently made a bet with the mascot of LOS Angeles kings. Where did see that had to wear a kings jersey in front of the center enter the statue of Stan Mikita, so you you did that in front of Makita. We all know Makita donuts. Wade wrote it doesn't actually exist. Everybody always asks me. I asked him to keep his, don't it's real? No, it's not! It should be, but the city Beatles over real. Well, deep cuts you guys, uh, not Wayne's world. Here. Alright, these people were born, after Wayne's world, I'm sure a lot of these people, so I thought we wrapped it up after, like I didn't, we are not allowed to

after when yeah lots of people are born after that some day, that's going to be true, yeah! No, you can't nobody. No kids either call the lineal. They don't look in the face because they're always looking at the phone and they got no empathy, but they got that long right arm, yeah the really long that stretches out it just keeps fucking going. Yes, that's how it works. They brew their coffee, one cup at a time. The the humiliating thing about me having to wear the kings. Jersey is actually the story of me going to the United Center to put the kings Jersey on, because with me it can't I can't just be cut and dry. It has to be a to calamity and it was. I was meeting my friend, Jason Labarbera. Was the use like third string goalie. He played for the Rockford Icehogs, and he has me on his bucket is

only he's, got me, airbrushed on his fucking helmet and that's stock, and that's how I knew I made it. You know the you pass the old ice hug threshold, so he used a ford to buy action. Comics number one, but not the doesn't matter a goalie. You are on his helmet NHL goalie and he has me on his helmet. That's fucking! Awesome! It's pretty good! But how is it an admiral uniform from STAR Trek two if it was red Sox with the guy who's doing it? My car back up you to

the outfielder MIKE Carp that bar not Buckner 'cause, he'll fuck. It up, don't even don't even know, most confused human being in the world, and I just support what's up Bill Buckner. Can you get rid of? It You know we all right! Austin tried as a as a as a city. We forgave Bill Buckner when we won in two thousand four two thousand seven and two thousand and thirteen. Uh, you know it's all. It all feels good. It feels good. Go. Just went uncelebrated, Kyle, just popped, a fucking bottle cap off with his hands. I got a lot of gifts over here. I don't say much, but when I do it's useless, like this

he's like Nick from family ties just comes in with a way too much laugh. They went down a Wayne's world, but they went back for family time. What is this? Who is in our audience? There's a middle section. That's not here, there's just a whole America there's a hole in their references from like eighty eight to ninety four anything in there. They don't they totally don't know saved by the bell. Nope totally missed it, then why didn't you watch Wayne's world because they were I'd say by the bell. They didn't understand irony yet so a lot of saved by the Bell fans in here yeah does anybody get do press. When you see Mario Lopez, like on your tv hotel, channel like trying to sell you a movie 'cause, I think

like, is Ac Slater and then there's everything else is doing and it's a way down here I don't know. I feel bad for saying that he's ripped though I guess he's jacks totally He's a tiny little boy. Well he's you know say that it was a little boy. I'd like to stop I'm with you, I just want to put on some Zack attack and have my way with you. Mister Marris there is this guy there, Mister Belding Diaries, there's a bar In LOS Angeles, called the HMS bounty yeah preaches a very old bar Jack Webb used to drink that if he had a corner booth, the guy from dragnet and yeah they're, going to remember that another movie. This is so they can look it up on the internet when they're home, but there was this always this.

Weird guy 'cause, it's on the bottom of this, the high rise apartments on Wilshire Blvd called the Gaylord Apartments, Lord it in your mind Was that I don't know what was that beat boxer? Was everybody always that kick it snare a base there? So there's this guy. There was this guy that used to come. I used to drink there and live there. Was this guy that would come down all the time occasionally, bringing a harmonica, but always in a three piece suit. And a pinstripe hat like always, and he would bring it harmonica. Sometimes it would always have leather gloves on, and it was until later, that I learned from the lovely korean bartenders that his name was in fact Zakatek no legally.

Wow that took some work. Oh hey, exact, back everybody and uh yeah his license exactly who the fuck would change their real name too. I mean legally, I haven't done it yet. Do it all the cool if they're doing it use Kotak stinky PETE. We gotta find Zachattack attack. Now I'll, find him yeah you, don't you don't speaking as we get a finding people, I I think I might it. I explain this to you and I did get a chance to do it like film anything, because I had a pretty Rick your schedule filming stuff for Ernest. I have a white way that I I saw the last time. I was here come right here. You'll love this. I couldn't get my phone out fast enough to take a picture. Yes, it was, I feel bad saying that he was fat, but he was fat and what,

Yes, it's funny is that he was in a flash costume and his super fat and used is the flash and he was on a segway. I saw that dude, so uh, there's a couple of years ago, and I like public, trying to pull my phone out of their ass and I don't know if it's ironic that was the segway was too fast. I can't do it there fast now, so I've been looking for this guy Segway Flash fast forward. I can't find him speaking of segues Matt Swiss point. I'm actually surprised that it hasn't talked to Ralph about 80s wrestlers. Yet, but let's talk. Read now reading is the I'm not let's not go there. He's just sat at this point: Loma. Okay, but let's do this.

Uh, who is your favorite? You know you were you're. How old are you in your 30s? ok, you're in your 30s, as you in Everett, as as are the two of us that you enjoyed wrestling in the 80s when you're a kid Richard yeah, your favorite, who is your favorite when you were growing up baring your holsters baring, your help, Romania. I was not a Holcomb in great really who is your favorite I was like rowdy piper yeah Roddy Piper. That is a great answer and then, on top of that, like he does they live remake of. They lived, oh my god, you're, just so much jewelry making they live. I agree if you only knew somebody who had a studio- maybe not bad company company. I don't know fucking glasses, no, Chris Appointment, right away.

Really that if that was sort of, is that why you were so good on the mic? You were like following the pipers pit way of things and like I think you look like that. Guy quote unquote good on the mic, because I that's all I had when I used to get the shit beat out of me. I would still talk shit still had that yeah I couldn't punch. In the face- or you know I always had that I could always just be like well go fuck, yourself and it seemed to workout for me: was there was there a do? You have a favorite like storyline from that period of time like was it the rocker is breaking up or was it like? What was it now? I think Probably I mean anything with Randy Savage because he was yes, the Miss Elizabeth go back and forth. I don't even want to that still breaks my heart that you don't use something that'll you kid up when, when Jake the snake had the cobra in the covertly Logy

like bit, you know what I mean like that'll, that'll fuck it up, watching that can that shit anymore. No, you can't you can't have cobras biting people, but you should one guy ruined one cobra ruins it for all cobras, if that guy, that wasn't so hopped up on Coke wasn't letting his covers about that guy that doesn't really narrow it down in 80s wrestling that Kobar was so cold they were over here on the base in a pilot October. Probably just did a line before like the bag, his bag of snakes was just cocaine. Oh I see

I have to be around your ob this with the radical command yeah. One blow your mind when you figure that one that one out stars right away, you know blew my mind, but finding out that hand throw was a grandpa from the Cosby show the only person here that could legitimately do that. I just felt the need that I really think that's what that needed. I don't think I knew that yeah yeah, I always like the Grampa, like we we would sit around and tell the stories of the civil rights movement be like this sounds like an amazing time is just shooting. Is it soothing voice? And then you know these panthro and he was only

twelve years older than Bill Cosby and they shot. That is that a weird fact to know it's as weird as a fact, William, Hartnell and Peter Capaldi are essentially the same age when they played the doctor. Well, did you know that back the same age is her be forward in Sean. Connery were only like separated by eleven or twelve years to when they played father and son, and how about the fact that uh about the fact that what's his name, breeders. Madison River Wilford Brimley was fifty in Cocoon yeah, Wilford, Brimley and Tom, who is the same age when both for Brimley did Cocoon that's a fucking mind

when he did Cocoon Tom Cruise, like fifty one edge of tomorrow. Wait. I'm numbers is fifty one now yeah Oprah Friendly was fifty when he did cocoon. So what we're saying is: go grab an edge of tomorrow, poster with Tom Cruise's face on it yeah and then look at a still from Wilford. Brimley in cocoon I'll, tell you Embarr, thus name a lot, though, if all those old people hadn't ruined the Cocoon life force than Will for Brimley might have morphed into Tom Cruise you're right, so that either tells you to stay away from oatmeal or in obviously stay away from diabetes. But but but I will say this Wilford Brimley looks the same yeah. Well that you know, and that's that's the thing we we. I think we talked about this before the guys who look old,

young, you kind of go all that guy already looks old, but then there just frozen that way for like fifty years, Clint Eastwood, and which is why, in my brain, every movie, Patrick Stewart has done since he finished STAR Trek is a long episode where the holodeck is broken. I like that, that's brilliant yeah x3! I know it's a but it's a bad holiday episode. So it's not that bad! You know you should do is just somehow just like put q went to X3 and just when they get more endurance- and I always will like you movie. It never happened, oh you do once they have the wonderful people at a nomos God, damn it man, fucking the Eppicard Suede Jacket, yeah right guys, let's be friends,

is he a bad ass for wearing a suede jacket? When I was a kid, I was like holy shit. Look at him. He's got a sweater and a suede jacket. That's how you run a galaxy class, starship punk, there's no rain space to room that jacket. That's right! I mean I'm not! You know you go to the arboretum at the right time. It's going to be rain, but don't worry about it. It's easy to avoid. It sure. Is you just don't? Go in there just don't visit Keiko. What's the what's the what's, the craziest kind of fan thing that you've purchased. Today, like this weekend and I live at, I mean you got a flexi pastor. I mean I don't think I purchased that I think that was a gift. Interesting, because That's the strange thing from that. Weird doctor you've been hanging out with. I tell you that guys, kinda coo coo. Strange thing about to tell you know: Mcfly's are amounted to anything in the history Hill, family, so jeez, what'd dick thing for that guy to say

hello, Strickland, yeah, no Mcfly is ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley, just because he showed up late to school. I. Don't know about you, but that gives me no motivation to ever show up to anything again and that's Why did you know he didn't? He didn't know about the time machine at that point, 'cause. Obviously, the correct response would be fuck you. I have a time machine about that. It changes. The second half of that movie is just fucking. Michael J Fox goes like suck. You have a time machine. Addictive Marty, Mcfly alright make like a tree. You get outta here, fuck, you have a time machine, that's that's what I would do that they could be one of those things where if they translated the titles in other countries- and you found out in some weird remote country, it was actually called fuck. You I have a time machine. Well, that's a big loss of polish. That's a game is a game. We've been trying to get on at midnight for a while. We have this game floating

out in the writers room of weird translations, chinese bootlegs of american movies, because the die hard, title of die hard on a chinese bootleg is he has no shoes really not wrong. Wow yeah shoot out the glass he has no shoes and he has no shoes with a vengeance, live free or have no shoes. It's not die hard? Really, it doesn't explain anything, but he no shoes, now you're talking not even know if interested tired, I don't want to see a movie about batteries. Ideas there is that struggle battery, nothing. My favorite thing in the bed still remember. The Benz dealer Show Bob Odenkirk there that Beverly Heights two thousand one hundred and three whatever the hell, yeah yeah so there's a scene where they fake, they think Bob Odenkirk's character who just

he's dancing high school guys dressed like an Smnsm guy who's just doing the robot, so then the whole school thinks that he's a robot and they put battery. The school lunch chef and help with. What's that and he goes batteries, I am not a robot yeah. The reason that that happens is because he's dancing like a robot yeah and there's a there's, a character on that and that version of the show that is german and she says that she says the Ben Stiller's character, who sort of the deal- and it goes you'll find, is the role yeah and he's like what big eyes did you hear bonds of guys watch. The Ben Stiller Show fucking great at one and me get over yourselves to get over fuck you I'll get up early selves and watch it. You can. We might win. An Emmy were nominated for an Emmy. We share inseminated. For me, we share our that's too. Pressure. I don't know

I mean I haven't done the show yet, but I don't know if I want to know you should know it doesn't matter it doesn't matter. I mean it's that I don't know. If we win or not. I don't know, but here it goes sue. I'm super competitive uh. I don't know. If it's are you saying you're not coming unless we win the me, if we don't Will you come on. Give me good on the show, actually what's going to happen, flaked out, that was me everybody when, when you, when you come on we're actually going to put a suitcase of points up and you just have to use a ladder to get it- oh shit, damn it so, I'm going to lose basically going to break out I'm going to have a fucking anxiety, attacks

I think you should come on, I think, would be really fun. When did you? When did you start when you start doing anything else? When did you start wrestling? What year did you start wrestling? It's an interest. Question, because I don't know what you I've always had this problem. Ok, what year finish? No! No! I'm going to I'm clarifying the question. Ok, what year did you first start doing, shows and being called out to ring to wrestle Ninety seven mean a bunch of my wacky friends. Would build rings like from nine thousand three hundred and ninety four, and I like yeah, we would procure would from construction. Sites in and around Chicago all they were just like delta. You yeah they look at this. Kids that look like they wanted to beat the shit out of each other given award? We were some half ass carpenters,

We just build rings in the middle of fields and shit and then for some reason I bought a wrestling ring in 1990s So you bought a roughly. Where do you buy a wrestling ring? some guy in Texas. You know what that's exactly the right answer. To me. It was just like being in a band, you know what I mean you just pick up a fucking instrumental. You learn how to play the drums. I don't know he's fucking gotta go to school and Turn share. You know yeah, that's the fucking sucks. It does did you so You did that you were doing with your friends for awhile, and then you did go to a wrestling school, yes and who who taught you how to wrestle Danny? minion in a steel, steel, fucking, rat, name, yeah he's an awesome. Guy really is he in Chicago is like that lives in Springfield MO right now,. Is a steel here

kidding me a steals being blown somewhere can steal. My name is Jason. I have to suck your dick sir. It's quite possible. Your name is a steel. That's right! Let's get to it! It's boring now his hands on his hips. Here we go again. I'm a steel, still got it. That's the right reaction, that's the right reaction. If you eat something and then it first good and they're like oh second wave of bad flavor. That's a walk man, wow yep! This is so the kids don't even know. Before this. We have the story about. We had we had gil on So we did a panel today at Nerdist, podcast Super paneling podcast network, not podcast, but that gas network and Gil who does the open season on Arnold he's eleven years old and cassette somehow came up and we asked

if we knew what one was, and he said no yep. That's awesome now and we felt super old and then every time we wanted to talk about sex. We just to the word cassette. It was really good because setting cloudy this is why so you tell you that you, Sorry, before the show about going to the children yeah, I had a similar story. I did a ton of make a wish stuff and would visit children's hospitals all the time and it's it's very rewarding in a way, but it's also extremely mentally taxing and it's. Very, very hard thing to do would always tell them. Please just tell me the kids name, don't tell me what's wrong, Don't tell me how long he has 'cause they would sometimes just bust in the room and be like. Ok, you know bra It is dying tomorrow and I'm like. Oh for fucks sake. You know you have a hard enough time. Talking to A8 nine one thousand and eleven year old kid, and you know I'm just

looking at him going you're going to die, you're gonna die you're going to do. Is it it's it I mean it's, it's it's brutal, and I was in a children's hospital in Pittsburgh. One time- and I was talking to kids all day and visiting him and it's cold be able to cheer kids up like that. You know and the but it's hard for me to try to find like an equal ground, try to figure out My connection point yeah, like what do I talk to this kid about uh, my mold and uh? You know whatever so it is one room and this kid was wearing transformer pajamas and I immediately was like there. It is fuck yeah you transformers. I like transformers when I was your age transformers came out, so we strike up this huge conversation and I'm asking all about his favorite transformers and if you see in the movies and did you know there was a cartoon and and then he asked me who my favorite transformer was and I said sound wave

then he said is a sound wave. I've never heard of them. What is he transformed into? And I said the tape player and he just looked at me like- and I just I guess, to simplify things I just said turns a ipod. He got excited and his mom. If you could get the transformer that turned into an I which didn't exist so I had to let you know you go, make it and you better hurry up to it. No shut up soon, just lost the crowd, just lost the crowd, he's the one that was there or not you and he's laughing this last everybody got guy in the front, so those of people laugh so

are nothing comes out as brokerages yeah, because it's held back by the horror- this I don't know but yeah it is, it is already in a sometimes will it will be a live podcast and then what we'll find out you know someone will brought like a fourteen year old or something so, which is weird 'cause, we say a lot of filthy things and it's fun to instantly bum out everyone in the room. You ok. What year were you born in logo, two thousand and one everyone's like, oh Europe. Person be true. They kid only newer shitty. Should he Jurassic Park movie. He didn't get to see the other one and I don't know how his parents, you know, raise him nope

shut down. It reminds me of a funny story I may be in November. I did this little show in Chicago. They were having like their anniversary, was called the. I shit you not show. Oh yeah, have you heard about this? You told me about yeah. It's a little show run by a couple of comedians in Chicago. It's nothing big by any. But they're having their anniversary, show and friend of mine named Marty. Derosa is a local Chicago Comic and he everybody's bodies- oh golly. I can't hang out with you that day, I'm going to do it. I shit you not show- and I said what's that he it was a show where people just get on stage and talk about the time they shit their pants. And I said I want to do that, and he said it's really you to shit so I I agreed to do it. It's all, don't announce me, you know all that that find stuff- and I I

to the show and, like you know, we leaked it that it was gonna, be there, so it was sold out and and later yeah hello, friends, hi nice to meet you brother, and there was I kept it inside. It was too easy, but go ahead, go outside damn it. You should really let it out there mom, who had a very small child there and they walked in. He saw me when they walked in 'cause. I was in the back of the room and she came over and she's. Like oh he's, a big fan and I took a picture with him and I was like I don't know. If this is show you want your kids to be at Jack. Now, it's great he zero. I think you're, a great role model. You know he's yeah. I was like okay, great my story was harmless and then I proceed watch, the all the people that went for me just brutally.

Every single word out of their mouth was just fucking. Awful guys are talking about banging chicks in the like. I a you know. In the whole, they set their pants the whole time. Yeah, I don't know I don't know. I had the whole time were like this. This fucking kid this kids here the whole time in like the mom, was just ok with it. It was very small. Kids got the internet. There, at their already kids, are tainted now taint change. So what was the story you told go? I was really saving this one for my one, man show man shall. I actually have a two minutes. You call it c m Trong. Can you just pull out things ago? I remember this. I'm a city property city, a lot of memories of the shorts I affectionately referred to. The story is Mile eighteen, it's it's a

worry about when I ran the Chicago Marathon yeah, a lot of people, shit when they run marathons, because humans should run marathon marathon. I found that out on mile eighteen mother. I have a time machine fuck, you yeah, the phone guy that, like the whole thing, the marathon, the guy that ran that long to tell somebody where the workers in should having like he died after you read that long yeah there was like Richard people doing who's and we should ultra marathons and we should swim we can drown. I don't care for any of this. You should you should so you're in my late teen with a Marathon god. You really want to hear this, because everybody want to hear this of course yeah. This is the late show. You want me to do yeah my shit, my pants and make it feel better. Now

I never did- I'm not discussing human really don't want to. I don't want to disappoint anybody, but this is the time that I almost shit my pants yeah, like the movie fallen. I was going to tell you the story about the time. I almost shit my pants now once off, Allentown yeah. Thank you. So it was it just. Did it just come out or okay, here's the story that the for ten years. I've lived on the road. I don't get to do fun stuff, I always wanted to run a marathon, but I never could I work Friday Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday do one international tour a month, I'm like a fucking ghost. I just you know I'm just around so I slew I did it. I did a paper view on a Sunday. I did tv on a Monday Tuesday morning from New Orleans

live from New Orleans to lax lax to Sydney, Australia. I did the nickelodeon. KIDS choice awards. I got slimed bucket list shit right. There the next. The next morning I wake up. I do bunch of dumb media that I shouldn't have done. I fly from Sydney to La Lax acts to Chicago now, because I was doing the nickelodeon's kids Choice award. I got a quote unquote day off, So when I got home Saturday night, I landed in Chicago, maybe eight hundred pm. So I'm in my house, around nine nine hundred and thirty and my little sisters in my house and I'm immediately like fuck- is this: you do you just come to my house. When I'm not home, are you throwing? A party is just going to turn into a John Hughes movie like what's going on, and yet she says no asshole the marathons. Tomorrow I told you I was going to crash at your house and just walk over to the park. I was like, oh so she goes

bad and I'm just sitting there going. I've always wanted to run a marathon yeah, that's something you should spontaneously. This is my only shot, so I just started drinking red bulls stretching and then do you know how many nights in Vegas start like the so I just flew across the world. I just flew for like twenty six hours and I get to show I don't I don't sleep and I eat a bunch of bagels and peanut butter because, like Google they say you do. Oh, I did that without googling it and then my sister, my sister, actually wakes up walks in the front room and I'm stretching and she goes you're not running the marathon, and I said sucking right. I am it is so let's go. Do this, okay, they! Actually. Let me back up a little bit. We planned on running the marathon

and then I just re signed my contract and then I couldn't so I was supposed to, but then I couldn't, but then this presented, Self, so to me it was a universe telling me you have to run twenty six point two miles. The first thirteen miles are fucking. I I ran a half a half marathon, an accident one time it's because just I got lost and I was too lazy to just walk to find. That was your training. I mean I didn't train for this at all, so mile thirteen hits and I cramp up like really bad. Like fucking bad. I always think people who say, oh, I can't run. I I cramped up like I'm like your pussy whatever, but this is really bad and it's like my growing so I actually have to stop, and I stretch for fifteen minutes and I walk a mile and I stretch a little bit more and I kind of try to pick up the pace but then all of a sudden I have to ship really really bad. It just comes on

that I'm sure you've all been there and every mile I've seen port a Johns for some reason from like mile fourteen thousand four hundred and fifteen six. I don't see any and I'm like this is ridiculous and it gets so bad that I'm Lou, NG down alleyways and I'm, like you know. I already saw the marathon was one of the most amazing things I've ever done in my life because it was like it was like a war zone. I people just be running next to me and just fall over like I got shot by a sniper. I I saw women just drop their shorts and pass in the middle of the street. I mean it's like zombie apocalypse. So I'm looking for a place to shit, and I I can't believe it and then finally, I mile eighteen, I see it I'm like there's the port John Village, but

is a mile. Eighteen were like in the thick of it. You know any mean I only got like eight miles left ago, so the portage on scene was rough, they're, not clean by any means. So I jump in this portage now it was unseasonably warm and in October day, when we ran this, so I'm I'm immediately and and what is I can only describe as like a sauna like I close the door. I think the Green Party John, it's a it's like twenty degrees hotter inside than it was outside. You sweat it out yeah and I'm like, oh my god, but I I barely got my shorts off in time and I like no, my god. This is super awesome. Sorry, ladies as but I may you know what I mean is like. I didn't my pants. This is fantastic, but I I'm pouring sweat it's so hot in there and then, of course I look,

down and there's just two empty spools. I don't have time to check if there was toilet paper, so I'm like, of course, so in my head. I'm like what do I do? Do I use my shirt now, take off on my socks. I got eight miles of to I'm going to get blisters. I don't want to do this. Well, I so I yanked off one of the the boards. Like you do right, Ann? No, you can't really wipe your ass with that I can smear it. I did I gave it a shot. Describe it to you like this, you ever go to like a ballpark or something, and you get like one of those malt cups when it comes that wooden spoon, so specific

Okay, so I'm like I'm fucked right. So again, I'm just going to use you know, I'm use my shirt whatever I spent a lot of money on this shirt at lululemon, I'm real mad at myself, but then I look the corner! There's a like this: like a discarded Dunkin, donuts, PAC, yeah, Dunkin', Donuts America runs on Dunkin yeah and I mean, and it old is your ass runs and if you're from the MID West right there's a lot in Boston too. You know that if you order something can donuts no matter you you don't even have to ask form, they fill half the bag with napkins yeah. So I'm like that's the Ark of the covenant. Grass, don't look it in the eye. I grabbed. I grabbed. The bag which has been step down in its filthy. Ann is disgusting. Otherwise I would've been like I'm going to wipe my ass with the bag, but I couldn't it was out of the question.

Inside surely is a plethora of napkins, but there was some. You wipe your with a doughnut just wait who the thrown out a don't come on at that point now, so I over bag, there's no there's no napkins in my, but there is, however, to discarded blue muffin wrappers. That's one hundred calories, someone down, so I wipe my with two discarded blueberry muffin wrappers and I'm all sweaty. So there's you know, there's blueberries talk to me and everything, but I I don't care is bear shit. You know one one user, blueberries that mean why don't you just tear the

I could use the inside of the bag where the whole you are in the bag was filthy. It was discussed on the inside as well. No, I didn't think of that. Well if only, if only you were there in there honestly inside the bag reviews the discarded, blueberry muffin wrapper, which is kind of like a butt wipe. You know what I mean: it's like a moist owlette, alright, so can. I do my business Each time I shoes I'm ready to go. I get a point to my house. I have to go. I took a little break, I feel good and I opened the door and there's a poor woman stand right outside doing this. Ha uh! And she goes there. Paper in there, and I said yes and-

and I took out a down the street and then for eight point two miles. My motivation was the fucking woman. I can literally just kept looking over my shoulder, so I write my bitch is going to catch. Maine is Michigan to catch Maine, there you go mais and now now the entire world knows well mile. Eighteen tonight the herring tales of people who show muffin wrappers, that's a perfect place to open up the floor to some questions, somebody in the Backside- god damn it. I was going to ask him if he ever wiped his ass with a discarded blueberry muffin rapper, sorry guy,

but it had the ridges on it. So that's pretty! Well, that's what I'm saying and there was voice blueberry muffins right that part of the mouth. You know what I like about a blueberry muffin from Dunkin' donuts is the giant sugar crystals on top of it, but they're like oh. This is an unhealthy enough. Here's some giant sugar crystals we're a donut place where you do with these muffins wait. Wait watch that he shits on it hello pursue as president earlier. How are you yeah what was over here this time we'll get to? It was brought to light, so I gotta say: you're a good looking bunch of mother. What's hey, hey everybody, What is your name? What is your question? Scott?

Oh, my god, this is amazing. It's a magnet that says what, if Frasier Joy fantastic four! He doesn't want to because it's not the STAR Trek Outfit, no arab spring, a loss in the early show, so we gave out a freeze, your mug yeah. So vague, very much by the way is an excellent likeness of Sir Kelsey Grammar I've night at him. He's not been knighted. I have knighted him. Well will let him what is what's your question, so I actually, this is a second tier road. We got to come to this podcast. My first experience with nervous was at Wondercon dear before, and so my recently new girlfriend Britney introduced me to you guys and I've really become a big fan. I've tried to catch up anything everything with you guys since then,.

I'm a little nervous because my question isn't for you. It's for Brittany Oh, oh, what brand of rag give me my phone get a picture? Thank you. You have to get down in a nice, getting your name. Chris wait. She said. Yes, I would have been really yeah. Can you calculations yeah? This is probably

Whatever you were going to say, I'm sorry from now on, every wedding proposal begins with someone giving me a cleaner here. Ok, she's, not going. Able to get off her right hand. Now! Ok, now, here, put on yeah put on right, ok, yeah! That's pretty! Every time is probably been planning this going to we're coming to comic con to the pod. How long we have been together since weather. Wow setting as soon as you leave.

No, no first, you have engagement sex, my sisters here we don't do that we're waiting yeah. I said my little sisters here so we're totally waiting. Oh yeah Yeah I got away yeah because you know you want your first yeah and so okay, you too, yeah you just wanna yeah you want when you, when you make this sacrament uh. I just want to make sure that's right, hello, sister, oh she's, seventeen! She thank you congratulations you guys? How do you? How are you feeling I'm feeling good? I was nervous, but now I feel better. You seem fine like. Totally. You got shit under control. No, no! No you're, fine, you're, fine!

Of course you are. You just got engaged in front of one thousand two hundred people congratulation now and Iraq in the sweet, tenth doctor and rose cosplay as well yeah. I just took my wig off too. I feel there. Oh my god. Oh my god, he's gonna put his sonic screwdriver in you when you're married did you feel inspired to ask after is a short story. This is right. This is the moment and then I wiped my ass with a blueberry muffin wrapper. Brady, will you please make Maine happiest man what a moment in the world? So he told me that he was going to ask Matt MIRA a question and I was like. Oh, what are you going to ask and you actually came up with a question and so

It does not exactly. This is very elaborate way. It's get! Westrope mathematically! I appreciated your impending marriage means nothing. After this match what he was like man we've only known each other, a short time: hey bro! You show up with this I'm going to fucking marry you, oh yeah, will you wear the admiral yeah? Do you want to marry you in a dress uniform, absolutely what we're going to have to pay for just giving him a reason to buy it. Well, I gotta buy it now I gotta merrily. We can't take anymore questions after this. It doesn't get any better. There's this! I'm sorry, everybody! Here's! My memory impersonation go ahead? Well, I have to buy it now. I have to marry these people that don't worry about it pretty. Well, it's pretty good. Alright! Well, but oh a picture with the panel yeah yeah

Yes, there stairs to the right over here. Come here. Let's take the picture for upcoming, will stand right here and we'll get this picture so that you guys can yeah. Thank you. You already have a wedding photographer. That was fast. It was really fast. Ok, let's all stand around air for tires wearing a Tell'Em, Steve Dave, T shirt, yeah, fuck yeah. You should be here he's on my list. I don't know alright here. Let's take the pictures, so we can there's people that want to ask more wedding Well, if the next person was going to ask that they just like crumples up their ring and throws it on the ground can ruin now these but everybody's.

You're getting married and you're getting married. Congratulations to these guys, Scott Brittany will bring your mother fuckers together. First, I got upstaged by the button. Lady now, most days by the guy, hey, it's not all about you bud. You know what they say: I'm lucky in cards, fuck you! That's it! What's your what's your quest again, just thanks for everything, but I was wondering I came to the show couple years back and you had MIKE Firman and he did Monkey Chicken Duck chicken monkey duck. Amazing when you going to have him. I should have just I just talked to MIKE I was driving down here. We should have, like other part, your best friend, all right. I promise

So it's going to happen. You know our properties like MIKE has two kids and he works on. You know like he make he produces music and he makes his own music, and so our schedules are just. He also did that that that the thing where he Like did a bunch of sound, build a song, he did build a song and he did the who is it there? I'm coming through the CSI soundtrack yeah. He did he used to work on CSI God that was so awesome. He's like just took a bunch of noise. Yeah yeah, we all agree with her, is amazing. I was I was like. I was like that night out Youtube and, oh my god, take us through journey. So here, let me look I mean MIKE Mike and I have been, might spend my best buy best friends since one thousand nine hundred and ninety two is one of my favorite people in the world and we should absolutely have on the podcast since he's been on yeah, but we should just wish you have him on again. Since the year Wayne's world was out.

Oh shit, that's true too late. Ok, sure. Alright, we got it. Thank you very much again, I'm going to run back over to this side last few more questions. Shit closed with the proposal? It's hard to follow that he gave me this magnet talking with him. When is someone going to go somewhere to go so uh, I'm here with my wife, Brittany and there's something that I've been wanting to ask her? Oh my god comes here. It comes you know, so we've had a lot of problems lately and we have we have things now: and uh. They have met somebody else. Britney. Will you please he divorced me? Yes, I will one hundred times yeah. I fucking hate your guts.

Ok, I am fucking Tiffany. Now. What is your? What's your name, my name is Elizabeth Ann. I have a question for Matt MIRA, hello. Yes, if you couldn't get Kirks Admiral, uniform, yeah sure settle for Wesley Crusher, sweater instead? Do you know what I saw that hoodie that that uh they're making- and I was like I gotta fucking by this- just to annoy will Wheaton with. Are you going to do it you yes, yeah- I'm going to going up there tomorrow by tomorrow, we're going to buy it tomorrow, I'm going to take a picture of the crowd here. So he remembers. When I get a picture there, we go everyone wave. Well, I don't Did you asking me to set it to panorama which is an extra step? I say

Matt, all of a sudden you're denying people happiness? Kyle Clark comes in with a punch. I like your making sixty four sure. What is your name? My name is bill. Akayla home mobile level mobile. Handle that's what we do nowadays. I guess yeah yeah, yeah, yeah! That's no build what years around, but that's what we do here nowadays. Well, I've been using internet forms forever. I guess No, that's good! That's good! Fucking brag about it forever! Hey I'm trying not to have a heart attack, but we don't have to have a heart attack. Totally fine, I'm normal here! Well, it's totally fine will save your life there. Chris Inner. Does the five tap kill from kill bill? I just gotta not take five steps, I'll be good. Yeah you're going to have a comment, not a question for the equipment section. Alright, let's do it

No! No! No! No! No! It's totally fine. You're, ok, retake retake cut this out. Let's fix this, we can cut out in the podcast. We can't cut it out of life. Yes, you can mark. You have attire. She had that will be my burden to bear Jonah Ray yes, Jonah Radio is the funniest podcast. I listen right now and I absolutely love it well, the person not getting No, it is funny. That's why people don't compliment me. Chris thanks man. I really appreciate that getting Yo Mahoney on this podcast that sound board the Nerdist. I really need to know he'll be happy to hear that you'll make his fucking life, but a bit which goes to show the amount of notice listeners that don't listen to my podcasts Do generators in amazing podcasts you in Weird Al Ron. Recently we had a great time. It was good thanks bill local mobile.

Thanks, Buddy where to handle second going back over here to this Animal was under our. My name is Carlos from San Antonio Texas, and I have a quick question for Mr Mat. My reply, big fan. Thank you very much. Huge fan, Matt Myers. Yes, the movie savage yeah. What's going that you have CM punk right and I do have the input really Joe Manganiello, we just the job. Let me tell you Gerry Duggan, who currently is writing dead pool jerry, and I did a draft of savage the movie trailer? and it's sitting on a computer at Nerdist Headquarters, just waiting for someone to fucking make it it is done It is written, we're just waiting for Joe Manganello and we're waiting for these things. I think. Do you think that I could help the guy that's holding the microphone with a time machine help? I might be able to help. What do you? What are you opening up your phone with you I'll? Give you a picture. And give you a picture

I don't know why that sounded so menacing. My voice is getting husky because I've been talking all day so now everything sounds real sexy. It's picture time in a world squid pictures take forever Antonio, I mentioned honey. That's so it looks good. I'm so excited about. Don't touch it at that. Yeah! Ok, sorry! But it's William! Sixteen yeah, oh yeah! Finally, are you serious she's only twenty said I actually slept in this in all each last night, millions comfortable thing ever and also holy trade. All my patients, you guys get the last of it well. Thank you very much

So I have first comment for SAM Punk. You are my one of my top two favorite WWE people. That means there's! So the above Maine and that's fine, you're equal, but technically the other too early went halves because it's team, French, with Kane and I'm sorry. Do you know name wait! Hang on a second. Hang on the really strong and I just came from welcome to night vale. So how was it amazing?

It was a wild night. Vale is so good. You guys network night bills, not but but thrilling thrilling is, but all those guys are amazing. Amazing, amazing. Other question I was at Marvel 'cause, it was a whole age and it was awesome, but there was one thing I was disappointed. Was they didn't announce any of phase three or phase four? So my question is: what would you guys like to see in those phases in marvelettes superheroes? Would you like to see them the legacy all of us in the Fucking movie. Eventually, I'd like to be a face for black lightning. I would like Fox. Go. You know what there's a lot of money we're leaving on the table. Why don't we just talk to marvel and put the fucking x in Avengers movie and split the profits. Five thousand and fifty an let me have my god-

can wolverine insulting Captain America. I still kinda want Spiderman but mouse more hours with Donald Glover, Avenger yeah, that I would nice, but I just recent learn the spider man's boring. Do you want to hear the origin again? Will love give me two hours and yeah? They won't. Do it I'll give you another origin story, just a slightly different color skin, but the same exact story, the spider bit him again, oh my god. How did this happen? There is a character, there's a character. There is an old Marvel Comic that I loved when I was growing up and it was Sergio. Aragones

was called Groo the wanderer and it was a bad. I loved it. So much- and I I I I don't know if it's a movie, but it's at least a like a Netflix series or something so I want that to get made the event as an. A little to do with what you said, but I have a microphone is bye, bye or whatever? I want But it's good to see you- and I hope you. I hope you enjoy your hoodie and thank you for coming and my name's Katie and also to TED who's. Listening to this, you have to pull your hair now 'cause. I ended up an earnest again, fuck you dad deal with its head to the my ted, these play d in the? U S and sometimes work at conventions up in northern California with that's nice. But it reminds me today the yesterday actually Dory and I were walking and we heard this girl go. She says this question, I'm walking back to the Hilton and this I hear this girl go. But the big question is- and I'm

Home hang on a second buckle up. She's got the big question. What The question then she goes. Is he in your d? And that is a big question I went. Fucking comic con are, get life's great question, but the big question is they jump all one that the good time for a couple more questions? What's your name, I'm John FUCK yeah! You are John own. It's lovable, John. I want to let you know my wife's name is Brittany and I have something to tell her fucking Joe I've known her since I was a freshman in high school and she still fucking awesome. Ah, bread, bread

read no I'm so a couple months ago I was reading a really dead end job in I t and tell me about it: buddy yeah yeah. No, it is not the business to be in for every day. I would listen to you and your. I would almost every day of the singer's podcasts, I'm sorry your! I'm done with this. So I I quit my job. I work at a comic book shop now and I have your She is super thrilled, while she's getting her doctorate. Oh that's, awesome! Buddy! Back in update the green book shop forever and since October of last year, I've been taking Nerdist Improv classes, which King also centers so, and my one comment was hi. All I want to thank you, the voice of the audience in the act. I'm happy to be alright.

Present give him any appreciation it through his ahead. We have Keep him down. It's like right cheers when we told them to not be nice or what was that they're, real close to. I just wanna figure out where we are on the fence out. Yes, Sir get back in your cage. That is all thank you good, See in hello, Brittany or ever you, wherever, you are ok couple more work of art he's pumped a senator you're supposed. I have to come first. I want to thank you, because this is the fourth nerds podcast live. I've been to and they've been amazing and they've made my cons last.

Yeah, but I want to tell me what happened on that one I don't remember, and, and so now, when you now see him punk, I was like the best I was like. I don't know who is going to be but best in the world map best in the world. So my question is to punk. You know the one. The greatest moments was watching you drop the pipe bomb, and so now that you're, not with the company more when you fight triple h, to delay a few extra in there little hard, and it feel which you did so. No, I'm a professional. My comic, I Badge says so. Thank you very much good to see it was a really an answer. The last year, Matt Myron Matt MIRA got super drunk and Matt Smith equals here and then Matt Smith would start to save like well. You know my last year is the doctor and then shut up buck

balance I want I can. I have no idea. If I actually said that it was something like that, it was something that I feel like, I would say, shut up. Buckingham palace, I be like watch out Westminster.

Happy hey. What did it? Many missiles are don't and a little for someone to say. Thank you because this will is the first among them life, but does so well with with you, was released range from you're. Welcome, no you're, fine you're fine. So I want to see that. Well, let's hear a I, I started college, and so I had to get used to a lot of things going on. I say mostly: I started living alone. I always have a way of. I had a difficult time making friends, so it works well because they discovered dead, your podcast that will that made it a lot easier. I that's a lot of fun for me and I always want to say thank you and.

Even though I don't have a clue, I didn't have a proper question. I still would like to ask my my route lad. He will like to see in the next James Bond movie I like to see in the next James Bond Movie Buddy. Besides yourself, you ask the right question view it you just that's the best question. Your very first give that guy yeah give him a hug dude. When I I will say well, I will say this: when I first moved out of Lowell, I moved to Medford MA and I you know all my friends were like one slash two hour away and it wasn't like you know it wasn't probably as far away as you were, but I found in two thousand and five was the Ricky Gervais Show and that for me, why like mind blowing, I figured out what a podcast wasn't like. This is amazing. I hope to someday. Do something half as funny as it and I feel like we got there, but if

yeah exactly, but as far as a James Bond movie, here's what I want. I am so uh play with the way they left sky fall. I want it to be here's your mission. James go stop! this guy, but I want it to be. I want it. I want it to be Spectre. I wanted to be Spectre or fucking pick pick up the quantum stew, I want to be an evil organization, and James Bond is told the mission by Ray fines with his amazing pop. Azure James, would love down there. Are you familiar with gold and who's that who's? That an impression of frank- and I want it I just wanted to be here. Is your mission go get it? Here's some gadgets have some One have sex with that, lady that she dies have sex with that. Lady that she lives

and you know I want to have sex with the villain for once good, so that Mister satisfactorily answered that question is very nice to meet you thanks for coming out thanks man, you for listening all wait: real fast, hey, dude? What's your name: what year were you born two thousand and five, oh word of doctor who do if you were in a world without Fraser, I'm so sorry you didn't have Frazier and that ran for a seven years. What is your question, sir? My question is for SAM in punk. What was your favorite thing since you movie? He tired from WWE

I honestly think doing this a lot. My favorite thing good question, but good question good answer. I know who butters. My bread, two thousand five, You know, adorable, that kid yeah that fucking kid real cute get a desk. That little piece of shit is going to have a good time. Please plug your ears, a lot hey there. You hate fuck you. If we had a time machine, we could go back in time and tell him the plugs years before I told him the story about how is shit, my pants and wipe my ass, discarded blueberry rough up, but it was alive. Lesson about how about how to survive against the odd look. Kids, sometimes life throws marathons in your way and you gotta run of no matter what it doesn't matter. If you trained former, not just fucking around the marathon,

the moral of the story, and sometimes even when you don't want it to the shit coming just eat some bagels and some- but are you with us all? What is your name? My name is Steve. I'm from he's. Texas, Houston Home of south falling real quick. I got something nobody saw in nine. You can look at these at your leisure. Those are all you got. Thank you so much. She threw him and and the question is real quick if any of y'all could be in a movie and replace the main actor or at Whatever what movie would it well met? Myra replace Daniel Craig. So there's that not solely James Bond by being an american pretending to be british. What would you I would be jacket her? I would be Jack black in high fidelity. That's what I

fell in Chicago. What about you, John? I don't, I don't know, I'd probably be the guy gets like it tons of checks. Was there a movie that is for it is run, as I know, there's a whole. You know you're always Mcconaughey in. What's the What's the movie where Go No, but I do Mcconaughey in a days and confused that guy hasn't figured out our you'd be a good Al's best friend in UHF yeah yeah No, not grammar, but uh. John BO nuts, but ASCII, no, that was that was Michael, rich. Is the other guy- and I know that I think about it, I would replace- I think I would replace tank in the matrix just 'cause I never liked that read where he was like the fact that you're here very excited time like I never liked that read it took me out of the moon.

For like a split second, I would replace that guy and just redo it. It's very selfish, Chris. No, I'm sorry! It's my matrix! I can do what I want. Thank you very much nice to see you I'll just I'll double up inside and then we'll do two more over there and then, if we, if we do all right dial idea. Ok, ok, what is your height? I'm cat, I'm from here mines for CM. I'm just want to say thanks for like being uh edge and stuff, my boyfriend straight edge in a huge hardcore band, there called meth breath. You should check them out, that's good then, but yeah just things. I think a lot of kids and just uh One same view Chris thanks for not drinking. Oh sure, I did it for you guys. No, it's just cool. I think there's not enough. People like that and openly, like not avidly wanting to party and drink all the time. So thank you and thanks to the whole panel in the.

Nice to see you thank you and I'm going to end with you. Sorry, I'm going to take two questions. Are there in the last question? Ok great! I am so sorry that Joan and I drink endlessly that never drinks, I'm a person. Thank you, but I don't have any for some reason. I drink it live podcasts, it's fun and I get it. What is your name say hi, my name is Abe, I'm from San Diego backed up. Is it weird in my in your space? What's up? What's up great good? How are you yeah? Should I get closer to you? Just turned the tables kiss kiss kiss kiss? Oh no yeah yeah, so first off I just want to thank you guys for the podcast again I like the the full from

any of the year where you guys really are really real at the end of last year, yeah the honesty, yeah, the honesty, podcast yeah that that really struck a chord in me, and I just wanna say thank you for just a I'm glad my depression helped you, as Matt, looks through his twitter feed. What you're offered to me to me. I just checked it to see what she members that, how you guys communicate parent Lee. That's sad, apparently yeah. I am. I wanted to ask a question. All you guys cm punk one of my favorite talking dead. I guess on the show, thank you if we were in a zombie apocalypse, what would be the first thing that you guys would do what you guys turn on each other? Would you form a group yeah we'd immediately are not each other in each other before we turn into zombies. Well, you talk about like if we were the group like right now, the panel, if you, if you

panel were like the motley crew of survivors. I get to be Vince Neil, I think we'd follow. I think we'd follow punk, because he's? Apparently I blindly take responsibility for this. That was very nearly an eagle scout. We should vote now out of it out of the boy scouts for burning a cross mother, Fucker yeah. You just hide fiber guy for doing what the Ku Klux Klan. Does God you're right? yeah, that's what they all say. Seven just showed up at my lawn one day, civil sea run weather What you don't want shit on Martin Luther King early? I just said that he had a dream and I also have a dream and its own admirals uniform in a proton pack. Do it

same time, yeah! Do you have anything else? No, that's it! Well, it's good to see you. Thank you so much for me. Thank you all right. Yes, hey man, how's it going good. Are you my question? I guess could be for cm punk, but basically everybody. One thing, I'm glad my son little Dude love story. I'm glad he has like better role models to kind of look up today, especially like sports entertainment world. Like yourself, John Bryant, but it seems like of the ones from when we were growing up, turned out to be tremendous tool bags. So they say I love the phrase tremendous tool bags this.

Okay, guys showing up on the site today, but you know what he's got a tremendous tool the then the companies say is never meet. You here see often end up disappointed. Was there anyone's? There were huge disappointment to you that you met and or work with the turn out to be very disappointing ones that you thought we're gonna, be extremely disappointing and then turned out. Good experiences, you know I I don't I mean if they're not here, to defend themselves. I don't want to say anything bad about anybody, but that that that saying you don't want to meet your heroes. I I know the reputation I have an. I can tell that. Sometimes it's justified sometimes is not. I I I think if people have bad days, some people have bad decades. But I will say to your point: I did mention Hacksaw Jim Duggan that backstage Duggan's great Duncan's, a sweetheart yeah he's

fucking, awesome yeah and I I certainly don't think it's it's just based off of you know. If pro wrestler, if you're an actor. If you, if you musicians some people just fucking suck, you know what I mean well, especially some people in the performing business, because some people have a hole in them that can never be filled correct and they just keep trying to fill it and they don't feel any better and they just get crazier and crazier than person, and here you're inside thoughts right- and I say that out loud, but I said it out loud. I was like right through microphone talked about that everybody could hear it even about men who I shared my private feeling with the masses yeah. It was kind of weird for more. No, I just think people are just unhappy and I think they think that success or something will make them happy and it doesn't get crankier, but then the more successful I get no ones raining them in 'cause they're making money for people. So I don't know. I think those people would be dicks in any field. You know what I mean like so

sticks and there's nice people and you just steer clear the decks in the try to find a nice people. I guess it's nice to meet you. Thank you for bring your son to our fill. The podcast Goldie Wilson. I still want to do that musical yeah, the mayor Goldie with musical. What is what is my name is frank. I was in Phoenix when you guys we met in Jonah, were there oh shit? I can do two if you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon right. That's right, never answered Maine. Well, the answer is that doesn't make the sense. I know the Joker says it. No, the answer is you wanna get nuts, let's get nuts and anybody want to buy the shirt, its firepower, bird rock off your body. It must've either. But if you know this, lady's gonna buy it it's for you know. No! I just I just thank you guys for coming to the next door being ex con. It was also see you got. The show was whole

various. Thank you very much man you can own it for one dollar and ninety nine cents. Pretty soon I was one hi, I was listening to it as I I don't. I don't hear any of it will. Did you did it go online? Did you hear it? No idea, ok 'cause, it's it's really. Just Katie is dealing with Itunes right now and they're being dicks. About us having two artists as well. Whatever the point is it's going to be out very soon and that part about Itunes being dicks? I didn't mean it, love you ' Just remember that that is only one part of the Nerdist Podcast Itunes and James Bonding is what you can. It would totally ragging on you too, just to let you know what the fuck. Why would they do that? No totally talking about. Did you tell me this shit before is not cool. You know what hard work would actually know that if you listen, I sent him a link early. You don't listen to this podcast the fuck, true story, yeah, of course you can get a picture frame. True stories here,

people pick the live in a house. Alright truth so. Peru store it wow. That's quite nice thanks man quite a flight to meet you. Ok, We don't cut off the questions and will never get out of here, and I know, but it's already one thousand two hundred and thirty. I know Put the theater has employees that want to sleep ramp You can have a picture now. This is going to just fire boy. That was a bad move right now, Chris, if you're asking us to not have questions. Ok, Frank, the picture come out. Let's just do it loud I'll answer, each of your questions individually, gotta kept going there we go. This is amazing, rapid fire. Let's go lightning round, he always got

logo on his chest. Let's stop everything yeah! That's right because I am a nurse assist this feeds main peep leaving Chris Winston Churchill love talking Bible talk to literally leaving walk in the room. Nerdist addition, oh my god. Let's do the Andy Kaufman thing I'll, just read a book by well you're, going to miss the antidote for all the gas that you're going to later, though, we just discovered a which people don't own: a watch, the milk and cookies in fifteen minutes. It sucks to be you guessed. Thank you for James Bonding New, Relic Joyner radio. Welcome! Thank you for being the best WWE in a world I was going to say I don't have a podcast, but I see where you went with that. Thank you. Thank you, Kyle Clark for being the lovable background, love you too, and can I get a picture? Yes, of course you can help with.

I can't see him up. There he's got like a nerd, a superhero costume on it's pretty awesome. It is pretty often revealing there. We go turn around every now and then I gotta love it thanks man very nice to meet you thanks for coming all right. This has to be the last question. 'cause its people are walking out one thousand two hundred and thirty. What ok lightning rounds. I sold that you would be LA. I love lighting around, so my question is first wife in college, the past years in Saturday. What's your favorite part about Holly H, I just gotta get. Yes and my favorite part about Hall H is first of all just being able to see the stuff there and being it's when the screen. When the floor starts to shake on the podium from with the trade, like whatever is being shown, the footage like and then it starts to shake and then the lights come back on and then people fucking lose their God. Damn minds

then the state shakes even more and it's so many people. You can't even see the back of the room, everyone's excited and there there there's no fear of judgment and they're just super psyched to be there like that energy. There's nothing else like that for them the rest of the year and the rest of my your there's. Nothing like that moment, because that one of my ever I mean that's like seven thousand people, cheering you on what did you say? We said lightning round yeah we're talking about good times. Ok! Thank you very much. I have a question about it. Only of course you get a hug yeah nice to see you Caitlin, ok, lightning round. If you're in a rush you can, I can just talk to you after her quest okay, the, which is that I know you've, been talking a lot of the podcast about your dad and stuff and your dad I'm talking about the humor of him and stuff and my dad died when I was eighteen. So I just wanted to tell you that I think it's awesome that you're doing comedy about it, because that's how I got through my dad dying to.

So that's all. I wanted to well that's very sweet. Thank you. I'm glad we could connect on the dead. Dad thing. Podcast can get itself because I don't Sure sure sure here, let's just do it now really quickly and then and then uh and then I'll have die. Diane Martin's been to a bunch of shows, and so this is appropriate that she asked the last question on the on the podcast. That's alright. No take more say! Thank you very much nice to see you How the hell are you doing? Well, this is been a lot of fun. How many podcasts have you been to more than I can? Okay good? That's a lot! Okay! What is your? What is your question? First, join him out. You guys are awesome, you guys Thank you. Thank you, man. I have an inappropriate question, but I won't ask asset and I'll ask out the hoodies they going be.

Inappropriate. Well, you can't just drop that. You know Nancy inappropriate question. That would be complicated, but ok, no don't put her on the spot. What is what is your hoodie question? Are they going to be available for those of us who are not lucky enough to. Yes, we're launching a on the com website. There's a little shopping cart and there is a merge. Part of this open in the hoodies will be available on the website, as well as a bunch of t shirts were making it enjoy. T teacher making a bunch of a bunch of nervous logo T shirts on a lot stuff. Then I will let you we can only make a stamps dot com, slash WTO yourself. I thank you so much good to see you safe travels home. Everyone. Thank you. So much for coming, after the notice. Podcast live second show comic con. Please thank our clock. Matt MIRA, Jonah Ray Cm Punk Aka Phil Brooks you guys. I will see you tomorrow said

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