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Hello, unwelcome affinities, biogas number, three, thirty five hope you have a nice day or night. I went over time of the day. You decide to listen to this. I would ever dimension. Side to step into outside of time, and you took a broadcast with you. Thank you for taking our progress in two dimensional. There are there's a big can a big weekend coming up this thirtieth and thirty. First for some others wonder cons. We have alive show at wonder caught on the twenty ninth and then on the third doctor who premiers at eight p m on BBC America and an orphan black and then and then our show the noticed is gonna. Be on that night. A tribute to BBC. Seen see America for our first episode and that'll be at ten o clock and
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The ocean to remember the movie, alien nation and they would dip them into the ocean in their skin would burn. That's all. I am was oh I don't know why, but it just I don't love it. I don't want to look at that funds be in and I used to ski. This is way too much backstory, but you have left us is a fantastic festival that I believe it's over now, but you should check it out, what they do for next year, if you're, in that region of the country of their website, laugh fest, GR, DOT, Org one other fun thing about the show that we TED was that it was recorded in a church found street church. Emily was an aim it and not like some hipsters converted church into a venue. It was a baby King church, better by day they were celebrating the Lord. By night we were filling it with
itself, but it with a show of super fun and nice big crowd, endeavour that it. Actually, you can hear the crowd in the background. The audience wasn't really really might too much, but you can hear the size of the room and it does it has this churches, ECHO is the ceilings are really has beautiful facility, and so thank you for letting us bring our filled their hopefully next day, someone brought in some type of an extra assistance cleanse the grounds from from our evil spirits, but hero governors by guess number: three, thirty five live from guilders, laugh fest.
Now mean merely stir com, If we look back to the stage Jonah, that will the blue bird spurred overview, like you, press, hydrate, how dear how you're prop Coveney go. It was great, I'm starting a whole new thing. I'm only going to perform
churches that I'm gonna bring a boom box. Wherever I go, you sound like the hip is praise yeah, I'm coming to convert so many souls all that, so Yeah I want to turn this water into wine. Cooler tour, this water enough or not. We are for the progress audience. We are in a church, found three charges: a grudge downstream church, which is not like hip club that someone bought a deformed church. It is an actual work. Church. Earlier today, people were worshipping the Lord and hear and then tonight torrent of Dick jokes When you see the earlier people really praising the Lord and now can't it was created
gosh. Even I was coming back a bit juxtaposition. Money thing went like seven steps very quick and seven sacraments any steps. You should know that, while this is this is very odd, for I mean it's not a catholic church. I guess it's. I guess it's one of those. Might I just ask: are your stand of notes just a photograph of a real notebook, That's an air of pocket. Nerd was shut up or give me a note book. Not not only did I start doing this, but I bought ever know makes a notebook with which you put little symbols on, and then you take a picture of. It never know recognises how you gonna categorize your notes, and it makes all your notes searchable and ever note. It's gonna be awesome as the funniest thing, and it was ever so tonight you by ever him. Oh yeah. I know it's
advertisements interested ass. Yet I want us to be able to start photographic olive bicarbonate. Can I buy my ever know through the app store, I'm Kindle? Maybe I gotta Amazon com and click on the link on DVD. I owe you serve can chemical programmes. Sound alike. The aims are like we saw some serious pearl Jim Karaoke last night Chris, I we does that play zis sure. What was anyone there karaoke last night? Ok, good, it was the worst. Some guy, just clearing, didn't get to say again, tunnels ice I I the Carry Oki slot for a while. I would go to carry Oki and of course I as if you listen the pod guess you know, I can't control the fact that I
to sing at things, and I know you know I can't control. I can go drove after a lot where water or abroad, wade roads. All about green, we create, would kill. This way would face, please be with you so, Human, clear member, no sound over them, ass, it ray of protein, and so You know I don't I don't have anything against carry Oki karaoke use. I love it and I respect that. I don't make. What have we got in there? Chris was feeling very drink. We, like he's gonna, find this drink. I gotta find those drink. We get in the bar decaf coffee yeah. That's what I wanted to do. I just wanna Dick have covered because I just came from Austria. Where was seventy eight degrees and it was like twenty eight degrees last night and my paper, California, skin, which is made mostly of just a thin film of intolerance, can not deal
twenty eight degree whether at night you thought I was also very like it's like ban and law. You should try where's your crap, try a jacket or a sweater. I had a jacket and I've got hurt. I am I I basically have the warmth capability of a newborn calf like I'm just shivering and up it's really the durable image thing. So I have a virus just like a farmer in cradle me. So we order this bar and every person who carry out it was unbelievable. Someone we get up and you're like this? Is the worst character ever seen, there's no way anyone could top it and then someone else to be like You are doing. Fresh in a big MIKE doing the who's, who are yes, who are you who. I'm sorry. I really want to know what this is.
Thing? I've ever heard my life. Well, the best part of it was that it was in the corner of the room and the music wasn't up very loud, a music. You probably could just here on that platform, but you could still hear the microphones those people singing compel out of cheeky kind of bubbling just person after preserve diversities like if someone gets up and they're just kind of ok, they're gonna fuck take over this room? Vinegar, fuckin, just nail, the train song and as a right, which areas really nail a train saw rain. Even nail train saw it there, guys used was nailed to across for your sins. Funny it does feel wrong. I know I'm not even religious that I feel I like you. I don't want to look up, but this is one of those cool churches rights. Chris, the people who do Digital.
In front of you too? you're right and left cookies everywhere. A lot of hotlines, and here we agree with this reality. If that bar been in any other place, I'd be like to history but for some reason a grand rapids it is. It is awesome, its risk just called your city, the uncool. You just go, that's a basically! We said no, no! No! I just think it. I think that place balances out the everything else that soup I have stepped in it now. Even us even slightly think about your mouth. Just fills me with so much joy is like this. I really like this, whether GPS screens, keep it going. I just. I just think that this flooded fuck hole of ass juice. Call and rapid kidding? I love it. I'm kidding it's. Hold on we can set. What can we get down? The board flooded call up to
survey says why someone did the seriously like honourable, but for some reason like if it were one of many bars like that, I mean that would be annoying, but the fact that its it singular and the food is amazing and they had great video games and pinball have a nice time, we really at a romantic time together, it was when they even sat Ass, David David David said, like the lighting as romantic over here for you, we're having a five hour is paid for the bill. Tell how much it was. It was ten dollars. Night off it was Bergen. I've half off you go I've heard of you want cheese is in the middle of it sure is: where did you get a Jonah? You got in and got in a nine thirty. This morning I took a fly red eye allay into Minneapolis. Then ran two miles to my next gate. Two miles in Indianapolis
Appleby Albania a minute. Your version of India Indianapolis is very small. The races allow quicker. If you see minutes, Roger had its own rights because they didn't have durable happy. They take NASCAR shrink them down to one sixteen scale. They put tiny dwarf hamsters inside and the normal, but I was I was very far. God, I got into another plain to come to a grand rapids. That was a size, thirty six waste. It was the tiniest plain. I'm really apple for Minneapolis over two Grand rapids, the greatest city in the world, seriously, you sports team is the best sports team in the world Try others get all the ports ass says you are on a tonight, this guy's a killer, really
I did juices s, it sounds like you're having problems and like your past ass I was going on. I got some fighting asked uses brother brother. I need some ex lacks cause. You work for me, asshole That's a guides literally yelling at his asshole fuck with me, fuck with me. Well, we ve exhausted. Matters. Let it happen we're safe. Hotel with there's a weird team conference, and so there are hundreds of feral teens running through the hallways yeah. I get scared I didn't at first I didn't know there was a teen conference and then, when I realized it was all kids, I feel bad about a couple. I had thought the first to it's just natural believe everyone. If you pick up the book in front of you right now I give you thought you know we were never make it.
Haven't adolescence. If people can, I give you thought the first dead ass thought, the second them too would you. Why do you turn into a soldier boy song when you're creeping on? Did you superman those yeah pussy, talking Jonah. How is your flesh not burning you're in come to church every day He comes very day comparable with that over the mystery that pussy target Jonah looks exactly like regular talkin Jonah any. We all knew that fully transformed. Does anyone is anyone? A member of this congregation really is pitiful church in the greatest city in Amerika. I, like
Way so really beautiful. To someone told me it's not denominational and then I was like, but there's a fucking cross right there. That's the nomination of you. People know it just means it's not over. Economic actually rose. Yes, that's not Christian Nanda Donation, Jews, admission You do now is a comedy festival, there are going to be here for a couple days. Racism? Is it a race, but I was just being prejudice against religions. Does account I'm busy? again. You are you. Are you are an altar boy is well. I was another boy you were too well for a day. Well, how did you ruin that Jonah was a master? No chicks,
There was, I thought it would. I thought it would impress my grandmother. And then I realise this You anyone out weren't whether wasn't worth It wasn't worth doing taken time away from my weekend and I like that is like being onstage. I'm glad you didn't hear the horrible thing that I said did I did I just move chairs were just like any good person within the tables upturn? Usually I'm trying to reign you guys in in in Grand Rapids visit rain. It stop looking at me like that. Every time you don't just why? Why? Why why? What happened after just a day is
I'm going to say was bulls, but it was not my son, I just don't like it. I was I was bored with it and then all my friends were hanging out without making you rip up the robes of put a forgotten sticker on it or something Chris didn't make stickers they're. Not that kind of bans can you have taken big ball, point ten and drawn and anarchy. Logan hope other I am happy that progress ultra boy there is. Who is that? Ultimately, I can't take my eyes off: do need some wine its night train along as you do, for I was why my mom was the cancer in the church. So I would like most of my young life. I was an older boy and I know I hope it was most of your young life. It was most of your old life. Has an altar boy that be very, I gave it up a week ago, really rightly said the rope. Finally stuffing notes of it. I like things tight
you referred to two years or so at a good time, and I got my wrap them that what a rap soon a repetition sounds like a good and then I was like later Father, Did you guys get confirmed yet did get confirmed? I had to go to confirmation class. I sure. Did my mom talk, information color, I thought it was really a lotta. It was the best time of my your mom talk. Information classify was the cancer you totally hook up really swayed by my dad is like someone in Florida. He just went Goober Catholic, oh really back my brother. What born again question of these like fuck, you go and overcome. Oh my god, you're having fundamentalist christian wars, yet there are having their own little crusade in my parents condo, it's crazy!
that, like with other christian religions, it's like mexican food, it's all the same ingredients, just indifferent orders. Taco bells about one religion. Wrapped itself in a radio waivers. Rancheiras is a breakfast Merida. It can big while yeah, so my dad's like a night night and aid of Columbus, which is a thing I guess I don't know, I don't like an exit Columbus. Do. I think he's like hoping to eventually be asked to guard the Holy GRAIL or something treasure under the city of Philadelphia he's like he's got his Mason ring happening. I don't know what he's doing. My mom has always been pretty pretty catholic and I was taught by the I was taught by the Jesuits yeah there's a now there's a Jesuit Pope. For some reason, so latino
So he's heard for the same ingredients thing which raises, because people of the world Jesus will Legal You, like a cool ranch, Doritos Christine, do you know it's, not Mexico, the what is not actually always Argentina, less a vacancy. Bigotry says the same with an urgent accent: like these are you are you guys could be a little cool ranch until it out of your cool? I couldn't stop. If you talk like that, I'm getting a teacher. You would give me hard pop out, it was going to take a pre took. I thought I was gonna take up where they took the twenty. Our eastern picking a pope name is usually like tat.
Screen. Amory like I wanna, be pious. No, like sorry, we give you pious thirteen, but that's about it, but he went, but he went with France is that all I could think of overt Oregon. Was people's wicked ventured epitomize picture this? Where France Us Frances whatever you say you has bath and still be Pope Teddy fucking. Ninety seven, because I know that number one Ninety six isn't taken, but you just stay ninety seven year by myself here. people we can sort of per week a poke fun yes and we get the last pope was a Nazi. This pope hates gay people what they I began to deep waited.
Catholicism Averse sound truck in it back. Listen. I think I was confirmed Catholic, so I can call it bullshit confirm just did Joe my drink, you taken that's the blood of Christ, amen, got news for you guys, it's still fucking. Why? I'm sorry, I'm talking to my father, Why do you come home? I don't?
guess? I gather that someday. I want to go back to church and I wanna go up for communion and when they started can be wine, I'm gonna pull out a bottle of true blood. GonNA thinks about my own. You don't think that's all everytime! I have to get off the phone my dad like as I'm busy like. Yes, he starts cigarettes. Are we talking about this because my dad doesn't Savior? just like that, I paid a great italian. I gotta go when you come in. Homes No, I said Adela we'll get together. Fuck you dad. Is he aware that back cellular phone- you don't know her. That is, and you heard you heard the dial tone. This major donor with my mouth. Your parents are singing. That's your dad's, a thing! That's all you did. They understand the first ever that song is how the dad ignored the kid. Yes just him revealing The way you knows how, through song, I get behind that of what your comment. We're out of door, Norway? Well god. I cannot nor good.
The Elk ugly cajolery right Does that of its work, No rather than anywhere else lights. We just pretty I over real at one day the freeway self. I wasn't because we were still as watching television was playing the jets ends, and I just said this weird thought regula I or how old George jets? It is all you adorable man, boy where this AIDS, Wait a second grass was. Aren't you a little bit all your? I believe the character of George Jets. It is forty, yes, math, all that you turn it over. Twenty nine way is a do. You know for a fact that is forty yeah, you look it up and somehow got an answer.
Mediately, Dizzy, tweeted, yet sins Wiki drinking yeah, he's like like before, like the fastest Elton, could possibly get a signal. He pulls out his phone Ngos and what how old George jets? It is forty tat you could have. That you don't want me since thirty, eight, that's up bomber. That's that's unsettling two parts. Ten forever. I think fretful zones for about forty as well you're just make a man of your our Friday seems like you might be about forty years old. Well, how does it really will right now is about thirty one million, because that was back a long time ago. Her was placed gentlemen. There's pass times we dig a nerd hold that even we can't get out of here.
Running? Alas? How well do you think he is slightly with sixty round yet private fifty years ago. Is he dead, If the latter is the watch applying guide, try to navigate the world's it's like babies, day, album elderly man? They re just more apparent glasses and he puts on his cat wanted. Eighty is stupid. Moron wishing to do, as I say, about a retarded visas, I gotta go outside of our two Vertical records today, where we can restore in your town doesn't happen over, but I got out hipster. What's so there's a happened in an underground music right now, where people are putting out Cosette tapes. Now, here's the thing:
Josie Jaeger judgments. Yeah Do a genocide, cassette tape that Chris ran to get a prop blue box more that a proper to boot. So so yeah you got out have certainly like this guy. I was like a guy, don't I don't really dig in I like I like mine. I think it has a quality sound. I also like cities like mp3s, like anyway, you can get music, but something about cassette tape just seems a bit to try hardy. It just says. Was like they're just trying to just say: fuck you, genuine, that's gotta, clean over the past sets, don't sound great there a pain in the ass wear and tear. Yet it's like selling the bold for a record. It's like fuck, you get wax and make it is just lookin like just I would like, as a measurable, behind the whole tape thing Cosette thing.
I don't like it. He is. I guess you know it's not. Forever Jerry, you I'm the one that you this now I almost got thrown out of the public museum this morning. The integrated European Organisation Rapids. I wouldn't grand Rapids Public Museum next to the Gerald Ford Museum. Have you haven't? I know I need to know about that President snore District, it's right across my hotel! So yes does. For this. The sort out as the Richard Nixon Museum and then it shut, closes down, and then it's the Gerald Ford Museum. It's it's thank you It's the only it's the only museum, not elected, to get thrown out of the poverty. I almost got there and those on the titanic exhibit there's a visiting titanic exhibit. I was using myself, which apparently big no no and titanic term
cell phones didn't exist on the titanic, so they don't exist in the titanic, exhibit full. Neither does this thing that pungent buttons it tell me more about it. I've got the audio tour to omit area was very riveting. Riveting titanic rivets. I get it yeah yeah listen when they lay the keel. They used hydraulic rivets. It was the first time they had done because there are so many rivets delay and hard to reach places. They still did. What did it? Do? I learned so much just merit the film titanic. She dropped. Part of the ocean back into the Ocean Disney's Titanic, About all shoe was true love to save her. They could both it on that. Now. This vote actually threats that organic as they dont go. As often as we do the
but this is a whole. The whole second floor of the Grand Rapids Public Museum is just about their wonderful chair. Production chairs are useless, You're sitting, I won t you never know where would we be without chairs did did to do my bookmarks? I wish there was southern though it stop me from just fallen on the browser chairs don't exist because little Timmy wished them away boy, I'd like to kill that little idiot Timmy. If you had a chair, you could beat him to death, but that's no chairs. Apparently without chairs. We have no more chairman of the book navel gazing with carrots. Now it's just a man of the ball. What other things is a man of the bar. That sounds like the guys this it into this broadcasts. Well, I gotta get out of here and go get in my standing car. What
I d like way is: what are we you're about Eve sideways oh, yet now so second floor out I'll wrap up the museum for your real, quick here's. How goes ready first floor fuckin children just everywhere as an exhibit one car is everyone's fucking. Or is it a children's museum or children? You see I was I saw in the sense that it was a museum before all ages. When I walked in, I was wrong. I then went upstairs there's about seven thousand square feet of furniture. I get it. You guys did a great job making furniture in the nineteen hundreds.
What did you do? In the nineteen hundreds, exactly Grand Rapids everybody, Grand Rapids, everybody went a little more comfortable, follow a day Matthews around. If you add some fine Grand Rapids furniture to view ran, Lapis no they values it is head over to founders, get a keg. Then a logo rails revisions, three too well. I went this star Box, it's a local reference. You could be in Seattle and somehow not go to like the original our books be like I don't know if they make. My child tat is right. I gotta go to this new or one like I feel, like you're void, artisanal coffee shops that aren't Starbucks. I do it's. My one constant in the world is Starbucks. Why cannot be your love for you.
Over it. Pursued to arouse the rails, you sure about that. Cheers. What a virus guy came. The fucking amazing they'll be amazing. If somehow we had made this also, accidental and the sky comes out. What a theater out of all the guys. Here we have a lot of dorky love. Lord duty, I M sure whose like
like us like a big one through, I thought about it. Who said about doing that? Your girl, you can't it's too now it's too happy. You could have done it like ten years that article ten years ago and thirty- I'm not an idiot, but I thought about you and I am not ashamed to admit it didn't work out nodded. I thought I would be funny because just just a bunch of fort noises, I'm sorry, sorry, that's a great idea, but I think mine would be the the Christmas barking dogs. There's this there's this there's like red tape with me saying: please forgive me there's this there's this french grow that work
the commissioner, our house and like feeling like a liking to Deanna. Unlike what time we're like it was around Christmas time and she's. Like I heard this thing, it's barking dogs instead of singing. I guess the working groups with dogs is very popular. She's like it's like Google row row row row row: we re railway. Like you re wrong, I know is really Broadway should instead is I dont speak french programme? did you sellers use hitman you guys, Already Argo reveals like it did you take her out, in a three person way of no. I just heard that have sex Yoda, I did a three person way once a three person way and then I had diarrhoea. That's a true story.
What is also not on the not in this situation- and I don't mean the Guy Andrews sure I mean that's it. You re tabled I'd die raided the signal through two and a half years ago that we would have killed reprobating at about the same yeah I was I was so nervous about. It was a long time ago so nervous about it. What are the other guy? How do you feel? Which one am I right? Am I right? I want to give a high. I hadn't nervous, because you you think as a guy, you think maybe so fuck it allows them to have sex with to grow. And so what I will do that and you get for at least I got doubly anxious. It was like I'm going to disappoint to people at once.
How do you split up the three minutes of sex that you are able to give men and a half minutes to half its ok, ok, you're, ok and then after everyone felt I was that we were all really drunk and then everyone fell asleep. Yes, then it was. It was time to let that happen. So wait. That's like a thing that happens every three sums every three years, and then it was after the three. Some Chris knew that it was time for the thing I did not mean watery poops guys more like a virus. I can't, that's it that's the best thing I would have so unkind of puts up a high five and you're not really into it. We too want to hang in just give it a backhand like your Ike Turner. Just like this, like throwing do a do a do, a like a shitty line and then by area.
I'm just think of anything you would say: that's a bad joke anything. What No, I think you're gonna do first. I think you have to hold on to it again because loves her, that fuck. You you got the goats buddy, you, you didn't you first, you have to wait to let the person, I know that you don't approve and your being condescending to them. I wouldn't let it set, but I felt really awkward not as great as that three way Yes, it more dismissive we're like it just trying to get a bugger up. Your figure does a plant words way croupier. If someone holds up, their hand for a high five. If you wipe your hand down their hand, it's really grows older head. Why pit like? Never? Doesn't
feel. I love you and I like head budding someone's high five. I have to say that it is not for me as a bad move on my back. That's ok! You'll get over it. Are you looking at? Oh you not. I was a male by God. I do look like Billy maize. Maybe you could actually cleaving easier with us of Are you tired, bending over to dig shit up like my party, no was innocent There was a pride okay. Ok with you guys, we're all gonna, be there seven
Billy, maize, really made knots varieties not alive. Nice was all that my hand your visit ever. This is weird I do what I want to sell something well, you're wearing it like a Brooks brothers, sweater, yeah and a virtual assure her eye and a space camp teacher. Is it you gotta space gave? No, but they sent me a shirt. Did you short space camper? There were like here just take this here's what happened? I said I said something about space camp, on attack of the show, and they said a shirt and a note from me when I was in the office- and there are like now that attacks over you're gonna have so much more time. Why not come to space There were no those teenage astronauts got killed by that space, camping site, spacecraft, space where that girl go where you going in that awful to just, all the way down the aisle and know that ever lived
marry you When I hear that repeated, I said, is an admirable, though all the way down the aisle and then Jonah said I remember you. There was no one episode, the nervous man, that's not going to have it You know, I think you know we can get to those it three and a half minutes. What are they address? I don't know our all applauded by Ozma gave the route that allow aren't really all they Josie used to do like with their weird betting. Music pray probably is still weird betting, music. I don't know what I mean yeah like you, have a specific track that you would play. I did. What are you play now whenever sponsoring us, like no Katy, does it Katy Katy puts our music, she
He puts our music, she saw talent, and I know I don't I don't have to do in two years. I, but I had to prep the pod gas, which is always more work than you think it's gonna be, and so oh yeah, because it is to do for a living, but you do that, for you really do for a living. I did it for up part time. Fun There is like. Let me go party last yell at itself for seven hours worked. I've thought is my favorite eighties of summer camp gonna happen. We just wrote as animal feed. And you're welcome America. For that part time fund is like a fun cover band who, oh my god, there's a there's a Gibson flying. We
there's more in the museum in the Public Museum and you go up to it because you know there's Gibson Plan, Kalamazoo, Michigan, sure so great. They make some excellent guitars guards, it's as died team. Eighty nine flying be this was used by a kiss cover. Bear it didn't even says a like. It wasn't a opportunity. Since I would, if it wasn't, even we care serve a tiny case. Whatever they are now, that's that's west cause, I don't know, but somewhere out their guys. There is an ace freely without is likely that so here. He was so weird that they felt the need of fucking mention it like that. This is manufactured in Michigan you're in Michigan, enjoy it but no bad to tell me
This is what I was doing in front of the guitar honest well about now had to tell me what you're gonna hear about it internet this Eighteen, eighty by flying, we re issue was used by a kiss tribute bab. So I pretty much out of exactly right. I took a picture. The black. Memories that, alas, the lifeline. Remember that gave. Can really do you read me in a case was at a case, could touch it next to an auto harp is fine. I guess you this picture you. Can you not a sign of everywhere?
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story might be, but the point is that, as a college, I'd afraid that every point of view with masturbate he would call strangling the Pope because the reason that is peanuts, look like a pope hat, and so whenever he was gonna, go masturbate in front of anyone who was there. He would just go up like it's time for a new power. It separately
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He looks like a guy looks like these, but the young ones, Viviani looks like Neil areas like the young ones. So what is your equipment? It is a question that includes or its common general question as a comment that agreement I would like to know about review was one question that you will always with somebody would ask you have afforded a hat, and the answer is yes. Where's. My reply to base is like asking: I don't know how big your dick, What's he talking about No, I don't it's questions. No one is a rather than how are we to know a question that no one's asked. These are questions that no one should ask
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not their ultimate obsession but the one that their most focused on right now. So I was wondering what you're guises we're right now close suppose, specifically for me, right now its nose, it's actually clean? Yes, you're right This is like a kill. It I don't know. I like Ella lights myself. what now currently its eighties jazz guitars. Does. I think it is a joy that world I'll get back. I just started playing minecraft about two weeks ago.
And bought it on the Ipad, because I thought all I can play minecraft on the go and its way harder on the Ipad. So I have way worse problems than any one else. You hear that cancer lady, yeah I've been I've, been kind of digging minecraft lately, although I just bought field runners to which has been really fun to play as well. Yes, sir. I have a question. Can we had a kickstarter going for singled out listen! Here's a thing! You think that show was great because you were a kid and everything when you were a kid is great, so wise spoil it. By doing this, show now and reminding you, like the show was that good, you're right he's rights also show, and I know we could get Jenny, Mccarthy back. We should kicks. Single that voting, but anyway I as an agreed to do it we just by everyone, vaccines. You know
they re, piloted if you re piloted singled out like five or six years ago, and it didn't work out, but I just tell I don't know I don't know what. So if we were to do, the kick started would be to make the singled out movie. I dont understand, or just to make want to know what happened. It was snapped out at its prime dealing. Anyone who got hooked up on singled out as still together so that they didn't they weren't minutes after the show was over. That show never worked. People always hated each other. I think that's one of the things that people love to watch about. It is watching some poor girl. Turn around and just basically seeing this tool on. The other I heard you could see interface like at least I win a surfboard. Or six of questions from this side of the room. His hand was technically first, so I want to be fair about this here I want to come in as what is my name is Skype and we came all the way from West Virginia to see you in Nashville, yes,
We came all the way from West Virginia to see you in Michigan. So when are you going to come more towards our area in our nerves and West Virginia know their art, then why do you keep coming here? We like Billy maize up there and believe is I don't know I guess it would. I know I'm so sorry tale not up. What are you the color at all, grant we're screwed? Oh, no, what what's your federal grant? We worked with low income, kids that want to go to college to be the first. No, no don't bother with it just like working big apps or something you know, let go where the money is strewn money. I screw money
night, he d J. We should come closer there, but it always it always depends on what's the venue and will they bring us there and can we are really gets its weirdly not up to us all the time? Ok, no you're right! It should be I'm way on board if it'll make it better. I will ride back towards Virginia with you guys. It is, as we say in the car equal within, I have three ways and get diarrhoea. Would you want another who is ok? Thank you. It's good to see you thanks Man, Scots or a couple more criminals was safety. Were eating picture yes, I Chris alone Sending Whitney close the
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somewhere in the study nice you how I observed so when you're on Jimmy found. Could you want like ask him to watch doctor who will be? I wanna do Hawaiian you, you basically just want to control. Jimmy fell like a puppet of Fiji these, but you ve just struck into a bed and you're, putting droplets of water in his eyes and just feeding him tartars cookies that you made and forcing them to watch doctor who, until you have to hobble them with a dialect mallet. So my real question was in and may I'm gonna be turning. Twenty one and I've never drink before ever and I that you drink before and Jonah Jonah picked up the slack There was no slack Elbow to make new slack. I send my fairies during pay when I turned twenty one, which is your first day,
be Appleton Friday, night girls, although they won't. I will tell you the first drink that I When I turned twenty one and then you can you can diverse rig. I had there, which are probably not to want what I had a was it like a Manhattan. Sort of weird was it was Dr Argon Heartiness fuckin knew it. Oh yeah has a because of James Bond baby. When I was twenty one at midnight when I turned twenty one hand I goes like Happy went inside, I had a flaming lemon drop, so it's a little. It's like it's a big kind of a shot glass and then they lighted on fire. So I had a fire drink. You can pretend like you're an alien or something and need a new blow. It don't drink it with the fire. You have long. Hair catch right away. Just yes, though, I had a flaming lemon drop. That was my first.
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the motto that they made their the alleviation way. So I was pretty, whereas I thought I'd buy your first rank. Did I not by you for answering tonight? you two bars when you were twenty one, and I was so you took me to pass on our twenty Chris totally didn't put out. Thank you. What is your name winning it's nice to see you sandy maybe two more comments and then more and more rapid up here. Yes, sir I'm so we know now that you have a note book that you take pictures of, but as a comedian, how do you guys store your jokes in the cloud? How do you get? Are you'd figuring out? How, U story not just talking about that bar focus for two more comments. I can only say that sort of monetarist via I just wanted to make sure was the same bar. I think that it was what
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I interact with positive and negative supply should never interact with a negative stuff, and I think I will stop doing that because I think because people are nice, they deserve attention more than the people who live you bogus lunigiana were, as I wanted, to give you a gift in thanks for even entertaining me for free for years, and so I wanted to give you I made this personally. It is a tortoise winch. I, oh, my god. This is amazing, It was like a clock and a star in the doctor and he's he broke law on the way here, but I repaired. This is so adorable what would you do that? What be so horrible now? This is really great. You know I'm moving into a new house, My backyard needs a wind he's been saying that its true thank you so much. I really Yet it didn't make very about dinner.
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Of your life joke, I think it's the funniest thing I've ever seen on Youtube your line, although you so harsh story about what I did. Matt was really awesome to hear you open up so much on PETE Podcast ends Really! It is embarrassing. I really just that our target. You were for three hours, but someone recorded it. That's what happens on real friends get together. Chris sorry, We have an hour in fifteen minutes. Festival asked grace you're the nice guy ever, who needs to stop carrying with internet jerk, say because so many more people love you that's a terrible but I can't really how I bet that people are really don't give a shit fuck and talk about that's true
you're probably wrong. I know it is an interesting point and I didn't have enough if any lately, that that I, oddly it was after a bunch of comments on the Avis club sons of bitches that I realise that I have been give. I do care too much about that stuff and I'm not gonna. I dont care anymore. I really doubt because it's just a waste of Energy Chris, what the and say I am your answer I'm gonna be answer. Chris I get up. My vote or rights shitty stuff about you on this, the No, we get twenty four hundred bowed to enhance. Thank you very much. What was my question? Is so keep it's hard to get into the Pelican rave you gotta get to them. Where's Dennis Miller,
logging in so doing a bit. I'm sorry comedians are funny, as happens banks Bob Working has? No, you comedians are fun that's what you're supposed to do. I don't personally get it, but some people do honey, you're, so ray. I could never get up MA. Am I a green confirmation class? So why is more like a mainstream geek and I want more obscure, I know you, I love really obscure means rainwater. She said your obscure so up to now, because I know because I have a really obscure thing that they all love so like what's each rises, favorite thing like pastor present, is going on and not like video game. Movie or show that really awesome, and you wish everybody knew about person. The video game. Jonah? Don't leave? We hang pussy
What's really crazy, I've been insect collection that I really like. What are you fucking laugh at me. You just ask me to tell you you just uncontrollably left in my face. You just said: me up to share something and then, as I was telling you my eyes were closed. You turn around and crept in my face. I have an insect collection, their gorgeous dont say: that's awesome. Now, like you, those great governors freezer and you would open it up and it would just be bugs framed. Will they weren't frame? They were pending boxes whenever it bugs the way they should be They didn't know how to behave the weird, the weird underground thing, I'm into as Cosette Tabs. You probably haven't even heard. I mean it's not for everyone.
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afterwards. I was like Hulu shape. He came back, so I'm so excited. Yes, I'm like the doktor, revisiting Amy, Pon later and alive spoiler to roast meat was those who meet you to my name's, Jennifer and Pedro two hours, oh yeah. We would also like to do departed charity to take pictures pictures beckoned Jennifer, and I prefer the talking bird to the walking dead and had also, I really like Where do you come on river commercials? After really dramatic part that tell me the hashtag something you don't do that this actually thus in the lock into but every episode the tide elsewhere, it means you, but at school and work and what not well you're not gonna be prepared. When does Apocalypse means yes, no. That was the last comments now
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We are really nice time and what are we to do with it sees it since these are you gonna leave us in the hotel? Where are you going to do with it? Now I live in the church next to the brutal acts. It totally makes it yeah. I got my computer hooked up through pupil, so I can listen to the one song that I was able to fit on this larger. You get a sounding a bizarre dry. Thank you. So much for coming out enjoy your burrito everywhere I have an excellent I'd. Stay warm leading noon dot com enjoy your worried.
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