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I welcome the nervous progress number twenty five. Well until the Their next time can live will be July. Twenty eight that Largo, in LOS Angeles with special Red Willard. Also just added David Checker David. Edna Acre man, David Kirchner of thank you for smoking, David checking of the naked trucker into bones. David check, nerve of beer short mice soda- Stay, calm, right now and yet tickets for that now get tickets for your for free with the nerve gas number. Twenty five with Maria Bedford needs it. now entering nearest star com?
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and then I don't wake up filter noon. Name is me like two hours of good time where I got a cup of coffee. Back in again, and I gotta go to the GM right, and I read my copy, a black woman. Turns out on the same page is using different words. Voted, grant the same thing and that sometimes things are hard and you just gotta you just gotta I go and let God now I went out. Way back to something else. Go and fell asleep does raise. You gotta be pulled that knowledge is losing my mom's. They would software like ninety three with it came out there just so you know it's a very. Very good woman empowerment saw that you gotta be good
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we're here to focus on summary of everything I've ever I I don't know, I'm not exactly sure when this is going up. Adobe sometimes like us, but did I show you the improper last night last at first to it. Lucy came to it. He saw her room, my friends gorgeous stingy. They never some beautiful certain minimum yards. A brilliant Louis, really works in a different way than any of my other comedy powers in that I feel, like a lot of people will or later, You know me everybody. What I do I d like to write is many things but I go on stage and I'll fuck around with the crowd, but I dont just start ripping bits, You know Louis such a machine that just gonna go up with some ideas and he just finds the jokes and when he like hits a vein of comedy he just fucked. Punches it really hard in and really minds it for as much as its worth and his fascinating to wipe Israel, as rather writer. Also like is watching him,
watching as part of its towards like an apology to talk about something when you see em like onstage kind of putting it through the funny riser right. I guess I am working age and figure out what it is, and so, like losers assume. I remember like back in like early embargo is like they would go when it became do up every week. It's like you know at the moment, is arriving down, or at least you didn't used to for a long time. He would just kind of stuff No, he just said now you it's kind of work, the beat on stage. What would also great for me? It's just I just I also just did that just relax Chicago with either we performed, but it's been so long since I've seen you do like forty five minutes and it was, It was so great Maria ok, we saw as they were in a way. We only ever good to see you again like how much time you do a tiger lily. I love my ten seven unfeeling nationals, a good legislative. Twenty first line up, that's what's hard is because you know what
or New York. You gonna get into these rhythms, where you're only doing like ten and twelve minutes sets really hard to you know it's hot, to build your our by stitching a bunch of ten minutes together, because you really gonna wanna fine, like the arc of failures in figure out where shit goes right right reality, commissioner. This is disadvantaged, doing the road or to break it used in I get used to like them. You do just that hold, she's my element of a comedy club where his like right, You know the proverb Barlow mentioned now this is interesting. I could see where someone would laugh out loud even to that very much, and I mean I'm gonna see as he says. Do it
a dish tomorrow? Those are not really the comedy wandering. That's my voice were addition tomorrow, a router by level you might as well say whispered whispering and I'm I'm. I'm allowed assholes I know I'm a mumbling stage, which is great so helpful one, but you really. We were doing tat. I was I memorized my business even further, the mere over and over again seen one of driver. I memorized, would you stop it? So your stuff is is so flawlessly written and executed that, like you, you know use your delay that I've been yet something like you're doing like a theatre show. Almost in my opinion, will that's that's what I've tried to force. You know like now, there's no interaction, there's no root, pre, an ode, hurrah it is incredible? Ragged edge, agitated act, people, the emperor of a duke, intimidated going up. There is, like
it's so now. It's just after seeing Lucy can stuff on the slope, but comparing despair. Don't do that real we're all flowers and beautiful garden in the garden is grossly of companies is growing, is beautiful. See that's the last thing. Seeing new people. I went down to the. Have you been more than a say it wrong. The fuck you show the you're fucked show the FUCK O Koyo Polly FUCK, the donjon independent. I think him. I really like a whole other sea, Yankees, kids out of them their own little show and like the know each other only they don't seem to they're, just their own unit and people are really agree, is really get it I love, but it really exciting. You see, people were very good and or very
it is know, so, even if they're like to keep hammering added and people can like exports, You know I would have liked the cylinder like super grid. As you know, like yeah justice really need, lay awake, I've, always I've, always belike allay was kind of a bummer place to start to their during comedy Cosette. You started in Minnesota and l a sort of hard because, define real audiences and starting in front of every in front of the business like it. I was fully with so much more advantageous to kind of figure out. What Then you do and then kind of hone it here like wants it recalling that mean many many aphesis, just as like you know, people analyzing it down to an all saying you don't. I worked Peter Waitress and then I would have people you know, I'm at be shut down the drive and try to get people come to my show and then they'd come
Then there was actually bought. Then they come in. You know just one. Lady come in saying I did not like what Did that was I used to do is to do like an animal clay impersonation and then it will surrender is still see and so rather than a feminist statement right? What is I call them? a show boating yeah. You know where you can t get to do the appreciation prison, but then as well as benefit from their style of joy. They like within you also due to divorce, result from care learning. All separation like I do to perceive a comedian who you don't like the thing where I wish. I could do that kind of act where B. Also in his aim.
Beings who have assisted Likud leasing, but the truth is I am actually using that style ever to get the same laughs that fast, so you're getting two different love people. Let's get the joy tat, what would happen if you did I character and it became really famous, but you became successful not ironic version of their character would have produced, I looked I just haven't. I think it's just It is very sad because the same thing when people come up with a shudder, my God We give anything else, but I think that thing at the end. That's great! You no money all key, but then I ask feel good. The least they laughed at one thing right: it also work. It does work both ways like girl that it is funny lean. What what that act say it is,
funny and that damn that's that's the way to do stuff too I do things out of jail the low self esteem sometimes don't we? Yes with Taiwan Lastly, failure. You might certified gas because you feel, like you, don't have enough control over plan, but I've known you for like ten or eleven years we used to do, these these little shows and westward and you're accompanied her nose. Regular farther, but you started, you started I've. Never only I've ever seen video, but you started with the violin my land, and that was just itself up. If we didn't go well, he's got why she's great by us, of an Eagle eye going Orwell S great. If so, what was your? What was when you first heartedly? Furthermore, how did you? How did you of Ghana lottery. Listening might already know these stories, but I just for people, don't how did you get?
performing in what what kind of motivated to do this kind of performance pieces. Well. In retrospect, I realize it's all a vengeful act. You know to prove that I am a worthwhile regular person that other people, like me, even though we know my family was on the fence. So, let's start with and then? And then perhaps you are part of myself, but I don't know if this is any good and then you know you get yokes applause and stuff Oh I'm, ok, domino, gay person and now, but the Nepal stops again is an endless cycle, but but I was indicted for our islands like Wentworth, doing speeches like when I got to do a little speech reads: claw you will not occur to step in the speeches. Are re read some story where I made up a story about the couple to mate
those unlike one tomato was like a good New York to aid, and I did that in life fifth grade pol pot system, we have read in the seventies they had worked. All the classrooms are open journey disco free for wanting to another, and I don't remember this clearly than I do very likely that the other classes stop. They're, doing to listen? What was what what what sort of weapons We are especially when you were a kid like work accommodated. Did you watch how there is no? My lady, I would always stay up a large ass. I live with my dad. I doubt it Saturday night live with you all those jokes, you know it ourselves over and over again, and that's why I totally like that's for my best reason also seem this also seen laughing with my family and it just like making my sister laughing. Sister is ridiculously funny. She is now
on her. She has my sisters of log we're all closer to being constantly everything has been televised. We will be able to tell where I don't know, what's on the other channel, the other channel she but she's, really funny and my dad and so young mom, and so I young, a lot of warm and there they call without the characterisation of them the pop up, and you said pretty much my sister. No, I think it's been harder. Does my sister, when eight I've gotta be to hurry like sort of curl persona which faintly keys snarking, but now she has she's. Cheat truly is a person. You know she's gone through this server metamorphosis. It's not funny exactly and a nice normal person, hardly comedy knows supportive.
She won't. She won't budge As always, so now you I'm having to rewrite some material awake? How? Maybe as for the others, so that certain different did. But I think that that was hard for her. I think two year me in her and Surplus Starkey person. She lives in a small town. Duluth is so I mean it. I think I'm the only thing sides Bob Dylan that gets report about? So it's like people got back to him like seriously This is a personal she's lake. Now, what is it ourselves? because I don't want him I did I did a model Michael rally me
it was a menace. Little motorcycle rice was very quiet. You know nobody, is hampering or just can't we like to write motorcycles, and so it wasn't as frightening as that sounds, but I had my dad open I paid him three bucks. Oh, my god, it's amazing, he did ten minutes up front and it was This is just a polite listening, like a grueling about your parents does that make you might get up there. He was so great Irish Hearst it over and over again, and he didn't joke about me, which was total pay back. This is like he goes. We re already. Hang history is actual. What right do you boot reopen here, port and sherry? There may carry Marie. I can guess it, then we need to ask a pink a river uses or less
be true good fight. My friend boy, I see the ban. Foods is the new realities or that's what other ever show was similar to those who spoke. As you do know you, family members in areas like I do Wolf I worked on barnyard together on the back burner for Nickelodeon in Bedford, played the next or the meddling extra neighbour, MRS Beauty, and they would we also greater working. Barnyard is a day. We would you, written passes, the script for the neighbor just have us improvise and they use a lot of the revising, particularly with Maria they were just let her go. I guess far she wanted to go and so that character, ended up becoming so wonderfully insane and it was well, you know like almost entirely Maria, just just coming in and kind of like like taking what could have a pretty like stuff.
Typical, like I'm nosey neighbour, and just making this woman like a basket of insanity, so fucking gorgeous, which is what you should neighbour next I'll ask over force over in order, so that those things we were gonna I am here to day we're gonna material. Every takes meal, it seems well geeks. It takes what it takes to think Jennifer Amnesty. That was why we realise over as a future. Because I was gonna tell do a joke, you know how to success celebrities another just like us accept that there were moods, create weather and lake. How can I read this book about how people gopher celebrity because its survival technique of biology that you want to look towards them can you perceive as being like the most fertile physically strongest
if our privileges was not very fertile until recently, in my ray you issue precarious, that's what it says on the newsstand baby bubbles We have, I think her gradual quote- was my pussy useful, definite microbes. You no longer any more export a baby. I think with the actual work, as well as its arguments, pregnancy out of any. What I propose is like a horrible ways and say: like those like rope. The third element, but I think I think you're the one on websites reset brought prove a human right. I don't know it's. It's. That was all you know, I always wanted to be the glass cloud, and I was always the kid that would say stuff like you know what these will a baby in school and none.
The kids are thought it was funny was just like a fucking momentum killer and just do it like. I never was never. You are entertaining earlier class colony there. It is terrorism you got your lady gotta be caught acquired in ITALY. You know the belated anyway. That's my dad said: if you want, I don't like you, listen for gash going on in your marriage store. You know you you're one of the only way everything get away with dropping the seaward earlier, when you're murders will about her mom hacker parents, echoing her, that is amazing and shut the fuck up. Instead, they can for it is usually, you feel a chill like ripple through the relevance of Andrew Seaward, but last night it was,
It was on fire, worry of every head does exclusively bright. The same said to me: should. The commission was lying in a morning like getting into the ban, and I owe you good morning to you, Sir, what was their experience like fur is a company words. You Three, like very specific but kind of you, know, dominant oh personalities, exciting setting. I have never had brothers and then also link we had the best social skills. I would always just escaped like Ella get your Goodwin Open MIKE, I will know, is usually go home pretty frequently air like I just didn't happen, of anxieties was like better had been with people ok, I mean especially when being accorded everything's recorded
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Do you like your girl, like you know, I'd like you to lose like it was like being now welcomed into the fold. Exempted, that's what he was in a pattern every morning during jumping by common. Exactly exactly He called me a cup. we go traveling with that cuz I've known Zach about the same amount of times. I've known you and Zack it's I love, you I don't know I've ever had a serious conversation with, because when you try to have a serious conversation with any kind to flex it and then like don't think! I really know you I dont Supernova farewell. Let me seems a good guy and I could see that he keys you gonna get till some weird like celebrity factor where or yours I kissed, I gotta think. Maybe he made me stressful. They like,
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with a good basic ethical back was pretty fun. Border arrives, murmured dicks words ensuring by rockets of people becomes a weird earlier or you do you mind? Are you on the EU and the sober trainer silver tuna? Does it up sometimes, but not I don't drink too much come on so much medication like I get sleepy real, quick like if that's a profound for me like there's a good school vine tasting food personally, I do like Delicious fluid said you know, and also caffeine actually really was maranon that way he is always cranked up. I saw feeling discovered, jacked and trying to get off and try to get off that stuff drift towards what we were well used to be Justin. Did Coke head man. I dated somebody who is totally ryzhkov eyes cough, and that is a sweet like them. The eyes like that,
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click on a house and also and basic needs. They are not the same, but I thought the american dream If you buy a house and then you feel greatly in kind of feel part of everything and, in fact is been super lonely like within a house when you buy yourself man, I just how roommates were divided Craigslist. Jasmine. Just above our mergers, supranational nineteenth and artists vertical shared self on some Youtube stars video there in german oaks? only the Lisbon Super good supercomputer. Yeah cannot like that. Weird thing like that everything I've ever wanted, this happened. You don't like does it all. I got really deserves Nothing really need I've. U not strive for it. It's like, so you don't make enough money is like I'll pay and I know these are champagne problems they do.
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considerably different where I was dating. A girl in Santa monica- and I was driving at six hundred jeep- does worry. Why arming exactly do you understand that your body is, I got rid of a jigsaw, got twelve miles the gallant, and then I got the civic hybrid and then immediately broke up there. In my brain I felt great. There was a very, very good, but that I was at the jeep anymore, because I was on driving like four miles a day back and forth. The work and but you know what I'm used to it, but it gets rate mileage. I can drive to Vegas bag tank, but yet it didn't change your all over mood or light feelings about. Better about not recycling bottles, today that we are the sort of kind of weird carbon
pretty enemy the contributing in this way all foods. Can I finish the way you know, The trend is what everyone used. I can keep popping you like this. It's only did because I don't have kids like that's doing something for the environment like I can take credit for that, but I'm not a great increase in the population elsewhere, You don't have to be very signorino endearing a number of different facilities, although I know that this is the best way of equal people this vessel. But yours is through business Joanna Volleyball good danger level. Do you really think you do sighed out spies like she don't I'll terminal. I don't even know it's not me. It's was happy. If I get it was an honour, was a movie with the pure Horton, see Thomas how's, volleyball booby from the eighties
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I believe the Jack raping didn't turn down. Psychotic individual. You know air following I was sitting in the back of it, who is also a wonderful common good and we're we're just I mean I watched I watch. I deplore. What happened to your separate didn't want to leave so I watched I stayed. I held it in and fully, and I were just talking about how, like stop, is amazing on, and so Well then I love, I love the idea that I can see the sort of the sort of self stuff, then I'm sure I mean I know I've I've read about it. Stuff too, and I and I see it bleeding out and so on for other visits. Very it's funny like this should be your writings, verify and the service. But I love kind of looking at what are unemployed. Can damage she was then, through, like fifteen I'm hearing that same kind of phrase over and over again, if I hang out love yourself and don't let people in jail before that expresses your comedy
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I do like autobiography like, like was, did you read, em key Andrea gases. It was ass, its beautifully written. But it's all about me. The passion of doing something in being supranational working superhighway, but I mean does he hated it? He hated tennis, told Heimlich is pushed. Do it as a kid and Andrew. I think it's really beautiful, workin I'll I'll have to read. I love to read period after you reader. What are you reading? Is it? I'm gray Ferguson's will grant the American on purpose it's great. We had a long recently how the fuck am I going to say this guy's awesome and just one. No more about like his upper gonna, like like a guy he's, like you said, like you start like and pump, bands of them What I d like to accommodate like like it's like an idea that have the same thing was, programmes drawn up, and then I go to stop it I started comedy.
The great book really get it really really really a thousand be up to have the great Ferguson Voice in your head, while you're eating it, because it makes it that much money classes ending with a gradual marks on, though really gradually, I was really read. A business trip bear the richer Branson one, but now you know it's hard for me to read. It's hard for me to read: fiction, I always tend to read Nonfiction, because I want to learn about people's was always feel like. I feel like it's a waste of We know that I can be learning something by the girl who I spent a budget contributors for the nerve to sign in this girl rights. Put reviews just wrote, become ancestor buying and it's got secular and it looks like she says it was amazing, so I'm all, probably our primary that but I never never never read, fiction stuff.
I know you're, not a sufficient. Just got just didn't happen. Look here, that's very vision is like a comic book or a rapid novel, but I've never never like it. If its a book, I just read my love. Tat classroom in I've never met his novel downtown, our readers, nonfiction visions. No one is a waste of a book and they wanted to marry about what would your autobiography be like Hell, yeah I read a cat gryffons it now? and Sir solvents and the measure, both just so awesome and grated Adolf Chelsea Hamleys books, which are these creatures so often goes. You seems like I media. She's, very basic feminist, but she didn't you know she's in a part as just like, loving sex selection. Just like you just like yeah for this, I didn't plan mundane again not to deal with those present. You know I mean that that was proud of my focus
but but but let me see if I have a book and eastern were Van or data about depriving rent had the books, but depression and anxieties but that you don't one word, be funny funny book you that already exists, I d start work and that, in this concept is don't be afraid of the dark, even if it does That does not exist in your voice. Yet why? With his wife and you re things, you do because I mean I've? I've always have a history of you know anxiety in and what the interesting thing was stand up. I outlay, minor. How anxious I could be going to a show. I always felt better once I got on stage like it was the weirdest kind of
Is it the way it normally works for people like it always took me out of the anxieties based performing its totalling relaxing? I got it. There's no way to think about anything else on state aid can focus on yourself and be hyper aware and yeah yeah totally herself to be you gonna, be what's it all sounds Gordy with its two thousand earlier jokingly, but that's exactly through years of corn in your hands, and he said it around reassured on you. Gotta be, should give up pictured D like it. We like. What do you think about like like the idea, We preach? The choir like are performing for your own crowd, whether Techno magical and he performs
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and so I like. But they also had melted nobles for dinner and Oh Jack he's like get her subjects. Wags get her he's a delight to be? I listen. I don't feel like you have to You know I mean. Obviously there are exceptions every rule, but I feel like people who try to speak to everyone end up talking you. Nobody like you, I feel the people who love what you do. Across the board super smart, introspective thinking.
People, and I think that's a great honour to have. I don't think there's nothing wrong with finding your audience and performing for them and take them away monthly. It's your balance. Like you know, it's like the kind of music of amply is like the people like that kind of music, you're gonna watch that they like to date, Matthews occurred under moved by a fiddle three. When I get that someone didn't he agreed with those gave cause us trailing it. They don't have any hierarchy of. I get to hang out with all the other superstars with them who was Luke's who's the games there was the Skywalker in Romania with him. We also disagree with.
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Can I have these algorithms and our head is comics where, when you start, you start doing your acts and you go over responded at the prime economic for the next ten minutes establish. Where does here where's your go. You know when you starting you like? I don't think that into this I can try to vote, will check because of going to the vault web site, but I feel like an hour sleigh seeking work. He would, when I told him a couple times that he would like, he would just go and do as new stuff. Like no matter what I mean, he doesn't really strong. Personality rose and fell, but Burnham so you'll someday. I just tried it does it as many new ones and then when they seem like that like irritated then I got here, here's this, why I know you'll love it. In writing. Process, like you like. Where do you I just a tie, tat garlic. Only here just happened,
is a phenomenon where I get. Cabdriver. Sometimes in this not an all encompassing statement, but sometimes cab drivers are recently emigrated from a country where, if they were to see me- their country. I can probably be stoned throat ass, it might with a fence post and that affects the customer service. Let me tell you, because ITALY, I've just had a really bad experiences with like one guy, yelling at took me off the street, and the two OSIRIS yelling at, because I need it wasn't going far enough for him for a fair. Would let me look at me role. The wind was down one day he yelled at me for a while. You about how I using a credit card. Nicety has credit cards. Anything it was all seem to be about, like women earn fear. Why the goat talking a recycled as some sort of a regional thing about where these gentlemen,
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