Welcome to the nervous bad gas number sixty six whispering because it six forty seven in them, I mean Odell, Roman, separate disco, suspected the gas on the other side of the wall wish to be woken up by voice over shenanigans anyway, I'm here every disco performing at the punchline all weekend, so figure jets come on out. There's two shows tonight on the fourth of large individuals on the night of the faith of March, then I'm heading to Chicago March, sixteenth through nineteenth at night how we performing it. Babies and I will also be etsy- do ye do I'm doing assigning on the Friday, I believe, and then a moderating panel with Eliza Tush go. Maybe my wanna cabinet that cover the showers at night therapy swell also don't forget about the welfare theatre. In past Massachusetts. On April nine, others affirmations had noticed that come after us have doing as before someone bags on the wall. This is my life, so people get the white people up in the other room with sex. I e the way people are recorded as this and other hopeful episode I'll be overjoyed thanks. How much get your next time care jet barracks armor?

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you know what I'm doing good hurried on Sunday is very fucking cold. Not only is it called, but its ask your day: so much if you're, not from L a it's a holiday. It's a holiday and all the banks are closed on Sunday, but not banks. I guess he's nominated, is never closed. Who's gonna show us, like everyone knows now. Who's gonna show up because at the Spirit, ores, hence beard oars. Last night, Mr Brainwashed took the accepted the award. No we did after exit through the give shabby shepherd fairy will accept damage our supposed to go to that us was to go to the Spirit awards. I why couldn't cause my book as do this week and by the somali peace, will give you an extension of that, but you know that's the jury. Part of it is usually principle you going on this week and I'm doing the punchline all weekend, and so I had. Said to my editor at a penguin

I'm frank, we'll call her Andy. I said you know with an I might you and I I might need to turn this into a couple days. Late. On Monday or Tuesday of the following week and she was like I added some problem and then I realized a large part of A book is about time management. Iphones nobly cannot turn the book in late, I painted myself into a corner the book than just disappear out of those have faded out of your hands. Oh I'm gonna finish it finishes, but it too. So I but I have I am finishing it by not going you know to the independent spirit yards or finish most things by not going over the errors that I of my friends in deep who, anyway was doing. Improv show with Felicia Data, but people news like eighty one of them analogy, for there is no lack of cars, but I can't get I'm gonna finish my work. I found That I I was supposed to go. Some party type thing

on Friday night, where they were you. Gonna like this is like a sketch contest. Knows me these three groups showing sketch. As they did now is gonna ask also like get interviewed after and comment on what how they could be better Ojeda. The birthday boys are and that the other boys, tremendous or and cream like it's like three, no great schedules we ve been fun, it gets groups, but I was just color was like a guy United Sites raining, it's called him a little sick. I don't want to go in last night. I found Now that I would have been paid a thousand dollars which I just I just got tat like I was just about to just tell their, but about how I got me. Indiana had a great night and we just we got some pizza, for we want us to remove the thousand dollars that pizza right, but it was like I was like I just like I am. I get my router that issues I do regret that go into the thing I think now come out. We had a great evening

She looked at my face what I was told I lost out on a thousand bucks, which I could news MIKE you just like you still. You still don't regret running back now what I take a thousand dollars of. Alas, I am sorry that night was worth nine hundred. Ninety nine dollars worth a thousand words is even better I get Arthur one of my favorite movies, of all time, which Clearly they should not have remade but their way when he are preserved, two hundred thousand dollars and she turns it down, and then you hear her father and the other side of the wall just go I'm sorry! I didn't get you thousand dollars eyes thought where it would you do my headphones now workers were in the professional set up at the radio station Amino its were just getting used to the fact that we have nice equipment to play with now shit are there any other had both from Saint working fully out here, we're just gonna get tweaked over to the site. I'm sorry I just I like

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fun, we learned our lesson and hug it out and when you, if you go to hug, met Myra you'd, get your arms for the Random Cosette S. Twenty six Paoli six pounds. I can't twenty six pounds dude! Oh, that was what was that Wednesday. It's like twenty nine, that's phantasm cocky about a damn. You know get cardinal round. If good, is it out of twenty nine towns? Do that's authors and pleasure? Thank you. It's easier than you'd think how much calculate did you lose? Houses wow are good, but you get things of the USA to go. Then yeah bigotry rob big around your dick. Never goes right, my balls now those was that several very there's a bell. There is ever again Botox in those balls, those just like very sheen hot. What I wanna hear it now So what else did you guys get done this week? You use a pilot for Christ's sake. I at last word on the street is. I was that it too. I was in New York on, will a wired assignment, but word

The street was that your pilot was fantastic and you did amazing job well is not accurate. Thank you thank you said the stranger that told President a man who is there. It was a lot of fun. There's a lot of what I had a good I'm doing it and showed up and were very pleasurable and they were you don't like the pilot process. You know, is it is kind of stop and go, and you got a kind of do things over again. Yes and yes, I don't know it was, it was a blast and we can only hope for the best. William anything can really happen. This point yeah. That's that's a totally out of control, but the important thing is that you did it and it's done. And you now have a pilot that, no matter what so that no one can take their experience. Wavering yeah. Now, that's that's awesome is awesome. I mean we still get some editing to do, but, like yeah, really everyone that work. I was really awesome. Those really fuckin there one of the pool things that ever done! My life, that's fantastic air

we re is gonna hold onto you guys. As long as I can already go, offering a famous. If you show and map becomes a great stand up, whose two hundred and seventy pounds zoloft never Michael's, Oh- has been to enter an eighty pounds. That's always been my goal ever since I can remember with I doubt it. When I mean I'm a heavy as I was like four eighty no really gap, but that was in college yeah. I do not know if you haven't been forty for a while now and I was lost way then moved I hereby yeah. He said I could fit. Who became he lets go to welcome lazaretto. Instead, it we should do not apply in another way. We could also urges use them like like interstates yeah. I was you drive down the four eighty I think, and I was in San Francisco. I was proud, hoobly like three three. Seventy Honesty and now like three forty, were you now we could gotta made it up that hill, maybe

in his car is a hybrid and we got stuck because the incline was too steep on a hill and send us go. He can't blame me. Blowing the manufacturers of thee, Honda, civic hybrid, that's hard to believe, because I would think that the hybrid Zira power horse- We're going member would translate torque because of it. Patrick Motor, but Emmy Civic Hybrid, it's just the motor assist. So doesn't really do the same thing oppressors. No I'm sorry was scary, never go back there, ever again, you're, looking good nobody, darling, you're, looking good feel go towards your cheek day. This achieved its exciting watch one day breakers again. Last night I didn't want. You are now looking at it very underrated movie. We all did they don't even hawk yeah fuck I that. We get and I watch there too and loved it. I don't know I just kind of slept under the radar. It's it's a very safe, I too,

on vampire move. It's a genius take on even hawk actually came. I remember when he came on attack of show to promote that noise exposure looks pretty cool and we watch it and it was fan That's really really cool. Technically, it's weird spectrum of people and yes should, as a really do yeah. Well, you know, today. We show that we can all sorts of people and we also did one star which both of you guys we're all. I got out and tat. Oh yeah man, again you you and Tom Lenin, crush that shit. That was the one star. Was we everyone came out and read reviews for the twenty four hour. Fitness inquiry, a town still my Jim and it was framed. It was framed around a civil war theme, so people came out like in in work out slash old battle, garb hair bloodied. They ve been through something something was the twenty five. There was a band that, though there was playing just like yeah.

Muted or large I remember everyone. After the show, I was still wearing my sling because my arm still fractured and there was a you can take that up. As I know, no, this is real impact of Europe for the young man. I'm really dedicated. I'm really policy here, as he is aware, that everyone for your words. Yeah. I it is a good isn't. There was a really really nice. Great John Show was great ass. If I was glad I got to see, the whole thing I was worried about can build a make it from the other. The tell YO shown yeah how much of it did you see I saw them. The view we ain't got there at the beginning. I really got there before it even started ass. The very very plays the the television little bomb they had to leave early, but it was a fan, has tried to talk to you before the likely Paul Tomkins intently. Oh did some a bit in the beginning of his shows of maize and only crap out of fucking fund,

Joe. I like Eagle Rock, was really weird like we are now saying thanks Matt for having me on your show- and I was like You are now here we are those that was great, dissolving the shortest most violent animals. We thought we'd, we record We have it on tape. We're gonna give him unto you put it on tape. Why did you put it onto a tape? Real Israel? Its yeah are two hours and wax Illuminati. I drank controlled by a large are you gonna put it out? We can put it out of the park has on linking about. I went to see what the audio colleagues, if, if it turned out, if it turned out, if it turned out really good, will put it up as a bonus noticed by just like many. I think that they should. The kids should hear the I We are witnessing. Koreatown should be responsible. It actually bought their ably fucking clean should put it, though, like you should put in the you could edited added altogether, although

the speeches together and then put the muse again cannot have it yeah, I'm gonna produce at a little bit of fun ass. There was, it was ass, good, ass, a great show. I can't believe it. They went and I really thought it would go. Forty five minutes She was always always longer than you think. You're gonna, girl, Jonah cadets, because you have- factor in the last man. That's good extra time that you need padding for. I remember this but I don't like a little sea policy sure is wilfully merit. Those knobs very huge sure, those things Matt how's, your writing coming is coming I mean I've been doing. I ve been right, anything I right right now serving geared towards the stand up area good. We ve been getting a lot of emails about people about you from people that has been the writing, but I have to get other and do it so that's gonna what you do and melt down so doing, meltdown aunt,

Wednesday this when they will be hosting comment, will be out of town on his tour And then I really got a book. I think on Tuesday you're gonna bring us they're gonna go with me. I think that girls they changed, no one had been going. I can go now doesn't seem to be, and I got jokes ragged salute shit. I could try here. I haven't done brew pheasants two thousand eight to bring your fuckin feeling going back out, I'm a ray. I think I texted Europe are called you after I went back after a five years: oh yeah I've been there and firm and- and I stopped by their like two years ago, just for people listening, you don't know that the West would bring. Company. What actually it before was at a place called the Gypsy CAFE and that's why I you know a fish They started doing stand up like years after college. That's where I really started doing Santa Rosa the Gypsy Cafe- and this was in ninety eight- maybe an

that open MIKE. You could see the likes of that often access Maria Pairford Patten, pulsating Gregg, Baron blank a patch lives, everyone, and then and then everyone sort of went, went their own ways and the Gypsy CAFE move to the westward brewing company and and continued to go for quite a while when it is when we met pretty much. That's one would that's that's where I met you and Morgan Murphy in all sorts of really terrific comics, and then I don't like. Maybe five years ago. I maybe blood For six years ago, I kind of stopped going there I've got a room and of two thousand five, maybe even before that, but it is a great open. My young and I came out. That's where I went there was the that's. The point was deeply. I think, still is one the best open. My axe- and here you know our but events anders- runs in his dry area. Robbery. Awesome Robert, yes, Amar Gossamer, that's it! Oh! I love her will have how mean he has to everyone that the new

They have of click emails like if you were an irregular that you weren't a welcome. Air has become a solid mass of hatred now and now, if you like, but with interest the I really like getting gang jumped in the ever. Yes we're so funny I you know, I just know everyone cracks. Reality is weird dollars like that that room egg is most open. Microbes is weird: it's like it's like going the gem, when there's one piece of work out equipment in everyone's watching you waiting for their turn to work out a has, I guess I come on come on. Come on come on. Come on, I'm ok, my turn its good, though of interfere. If you cannot delay- and you want to start doing comedy that was brewing, company is a fantastic place to start legendary using I'd show and people are still there. They still get the so got guys better amazing there, like Moses Robinson, so It's not like you re. I love that right. So that's good, that's good! Ella people do not have any persons. Sorry Jack

I try to watch. We try to watch last from the left, the remake with Eddie Lindholm, without it was who I guess I hadn't expecting to see a flash of her hands? But but that happened it's weird to see your friends boobs, but is it that It is a little bit android. Now it is a little bit. No, I wanna see only its boobs. Weird now. Ok, I mean when I use the word when I worked with what I work with Jenny on singled out, we were like yours: naked and like everyone can suppose, nude a lot, but it was still weird for me too. I don't know it just sort of feels like I information about you that you don't have about mayor. I owe it. Yours looks like you. Don't know what's mine loaded so minor, you're flatter and less and less sand dollar shaped mine justice Harry the matter

Roger, but you know we at last has if it's the remake his voice. Very compelling to watch, but as yet said about halfway through. Maybe they maybe they gotta pull the couple punches. Why did we talk about this we did last week we talked about. How do you do you weren't? Did you you didn't finish? It did you suffer finished it now so not finished yet, but I'm going to someone said I need to know you gotta see that says it might be like like when I saw capturing the freedoms and I felt dirty afterward mad ago- dislike drive That's the only way, I believe and just drive for twenty minutes. That if there was ever more there was this one time, whereas I was working on a register in Hawaii right across from an like the independent movie theater, and this guy, I know just kind of randomly. It was like this guy was she out. It shows, and it's like we're just kind of acquaintances. Comes in and I was about to get off. Work is they have a go: hey. Maybe try that place

Past history, as I know about together for Workin, whose could Chicken is a whole, let's go, and so we went and we were just kind of really get along. Haven't this good food. Ay- that new drug movie Requiem for a dream is plain right that we should go see thousands yeah. This is overcome. Those elysium little real good movie allows like fucking ache, packing yeah. This is a great new friendship of good food. My belly just gotta work, it's the fuckin Friday and there we go in and we see the movie after the movie. We walk out and we're just not really even look at each other and I'm just like I got a. I got a he's like Take off your eye me too, that I just I ran into a book a few days after that I said they would you do over the movies or nothing I just Can I went home and thought about shit said I did say permanently ruined it just like they want them, but until the girl at a date to death or the dark, what a fuck dumb idea that was, oh god. Really ruined everything very sore laughing at me will cause a tiered up guy need lying.

I got really. I found myself really affected by owner force. One but I have a gym less united, the Jim and, like I started like weirdly emotional, about it leg. Don't do that to our president, like a weird, somewhat patriotic way. I probably would have right. If I was watching you without your Everest, whenever it everything about, I think about a comedian, Josh Freedoms, joke where you just gotta get off my plane tree I also saw mega mind on upon I saw mega mind of man was fun mega. Mind was a fucking phenomenal move here and they anywhere from a guy coincidentally, two days after I saw on the plane, is like Hey, I'm one of the leading animator. I was whether we nanometers mega mind. I work for dream. Words like I did not go and its great. So if you have not seen mega mind yet it is fucking phenomenal. Finally, lorries really great innovations. Grey money and the is gorgeous glad you lot of british technologists facial articulate. But you didn't. You want mega mines of spoiler alert.

Did you want his voice to be voiced by Mcdonald. Maybe you ve given me Donald, were available to do make minds voice because he looked like everyone else: character and sky high, where the big, the mad scientist she hasn't able to an evil twin give us hope. Hercules master I would love to see covering Donald and they follow do some vacuous action. In writing. Having heard the day fully mare in castle get ready I still is still yourself for their ride, ran on no, it is the it is a trip down. Add memory lane another thing: it's like it that he keeps so chipper about it, but it's easy. We feel I mean he said He so awesome they fully. So Otto myself, really love but like he had some rough thing

up until now. May I I recommend it because it's a lot of cool, interesting, historical facts about given the hall on him and everything, and you know that, but then there is the stuff about his ex wives and you just like her body come here. I can. I I get it get why you drink leather out, get it we. Fling off your arm supposed to have enough for about three weeks in a certain way. More weeks from now, I think now, like three weeks total me I'm starting to get a little more stuff, but it still fuck and painful me that where they were Tybee thing here and then go stretching thinking and stretched out. Like a man. I don't know, I will say, I just I should go. I gotta get. I can get workers comp for it, so I should like at the physical therapists her eye enough. And if I really well have you wanna get better. I really want my arm back really is

like I'm, I'm having like a good time in my life right now, but this thing is just constantly bugging me: you don't want to be there to help ensure that oh and regret for a dream. Sadly, my leg back to him standing rain and giving my late with joy, everywhere, you still haven't. Disk problems are still having just crazy. No problems on a leg were at paint, hurts when I'm. When I sit. I thought you made crazy. No problems like it's a loose cannon. Adjust. It just gets us half cocked, What would be the shoe for that's what it says watching about thirteen unite, etc. Revenge I just can help with thinking of fats or not the entire time that's dress like I was wondering if that's what I was going to be if they kept the APOLLO program going if you're gonna be on APOLLO thirty One flavors Jesus ICE magazine space. No, I can hear you scream for ice for Rice, Korea, well. We

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has anyone. Why do you have your shirts or fitting fine as like us, because they never really Smith? they were tight, whether finally fitting yeah. Now I mean like things wooden quite button and oh, my God, totally room there, but good stuff about me, What kind of jokes? Are you writing? That's the thing: There are not more. He had to figure that out how sort of what your voices at a really right jobs per se cookie, jokes but just stuff stuff. I've had my head for quite a while and have not been able to, I think give me you'll get away to people that can do yeah like the homeless. There is another, here's a come joke. You can use air, Mina teach men, fish I will give my others. A comedian met Dwyer, who really good friends with every time. I don't really want to do a joke, a joke, I'll give it and I'll give him to do. Let me know how goes out it's good, but if it crashes

you're a fool. I gotta give that drove away level. I did. I did take that thousand dollars to go too far in the milk. Is, I don't think I'll just say what it really fit anywhere in my act, like it just be aware thing to get into then may I wanna keep bringing it up, but so you're saying all you have to do is go to a party, an opinion about getting poverty which you would do for free, except there is going to give you a thousand hours free phone boughs and that's broken. That's my thing. I love thy earnest. It was raining. It was raining money and I was really sit down. You really they lecture and there were cut off at home the recalls at home. He retired. You just did a pilot I personally, I think you should invoice Deanna Furthest beaches under an invoice I know I don't look at our mutual management company to centred- and she did seem a little bit we're when those that bomb doubt about missing out on the market, but we had a good time legacy, but you know Two thousand dollars just cut to you in your head system,

on top of your running through a field with her hand in hand with a thousand dollars like fuck, that other Rollercoaster Coney Island, then still there and an oath there anymore is of a road. Fear and cycling I was in your. I don't know. That's all I know. Camille has a really awesome joke about it. You know you know like, like in Vegas like Unreal New York that roller coaster that goes around the whole city, christian king Gos, rather safeguarding our city, I know that there is a doctor A memo that's coming. I've heard about that. I am actually stands out is weird. Before I heard about, I was thinkin those I have you really ass. If there was some kind of open game for document I hate rolling aims, without probably just to be like doktor who the doktor, who M M O worlds in time- is coming out soon. Has anyone ever ass? If declare all manner of other higher or also multiple male orgasm. Here I go

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what like Deasey online. You got that asked of Deasey Multiplayer Universe, but you know nobody gets to be. Supermarkets are really gotta make up their own shitty fuck him. Will you do to make me? Maybe to make up your own. I learned. I do not want me doctor doctor, who is the Ptolemy doctors, s factors stuck his eyes. They thought the executive. Ok, this I didn't, men shall guy last week is a I just I just caught good chunk of adolescence. But when I got home, Jana was watching insomnia, which was which is pretty pretty good. That's the one with the opportunity but she probably absolutely phenomenon it at the end that dvd and I've never watched them all their law and other falling, never hurt anybody those kids at that- could school that she was where should learn, karate effort and a lot of people that yeah she did. But you know what, though you karate comes from the inside.

I call the nest gratitude. The first karate girl, I wonder villars where go. I'm sure this is the bikers when she decides to release her apple of Braun. Broadway covers, I hope she calls it a good hard swinging. I'm hoping that happens and if you will probably not, but as always hope I started listening to obtain called doktor dog and either gray. I enjoy the music, but I am put off by their name. Doktor, dug its like a noodle story, may story in the cells in the seventies, informational cartoons acted doktor, Jack and Professor Kitty. You got a vaccination for frown, neurons surveys of a round that those great yet every little story, a good go back there good banner, but now I have been enjoying that I'm listening to right now moves into a paper cup band. They are very good like them. A lot is check out their album, a paper CUP Band Paper CUP band,

John merrily. What Andrew industry really in parallel with our team. Have you been that should be enough? Now they even here's. The thing is, I can either now have like. Aren't you, like some of our interests really do cross over you love computers? You love doctor who, and then I just here, these other wild tales of things that you like that baffle me. He also like hitting children, melt, here's the thing I don't mind having children, but here's the thing. What with the John Mayer. I really, I think he saw his his guitar I really enjoy it. I like his tone. Every time he's got a new song. I joy the tone, except for cover crossroads, willing sucks what linked by those harmony, now that the first wake up wake up different, both indigenous everybody, could miss my uncle Charles Ya'Ll. Am I missing the John Mayer Boat here being out? I'm automatically now I only one I ever that's the fair and its thinking

the amount of herpes and shit that is covering the deck, and that has bothered me about his his whole. This my classes, racist, had sex with a black girl yeah. I get a dominican cock, because his attempts to Carmody have meant me sat under the name of his left them it might be, you know rise, he might be surprised. He came to be a very nice guy in person. I don't know, I think he's. I don't think you can really MAC Alot of his music. I could. May I be able to choose the matter is through the matter. Is I do not listen to John Mayer, so I am I'm going to end up going to go out on a limb. This is very anti internet. What I'm about to say, I'm going to not judge him, because I haven't listened to enough of his music to form an opinion. It's truthfully and I, It is hardly, it is, easy he's just one of those easy like our easy to make money there, but he's probably a fantastic.

It's our plans are actually going to do great, but like a good Qatar play doesn't mean, I mean in this. Is this: is all preference at an awaiting uppity ass? They thus like this should ease they. When I say about music, like me, have stir the Haiti, not everything, but like a notion that my preference- I don't like land rotten. Why are you hang out? Why do you hang out with a hand up our Barrack characters nay, nay, nay, laid hold leg. You re really do really dont know, go no ill. May I have the John their signature? Martin, that's my acoustic! Really there I one of the three of them they made left handed. How come we're not how come you're, not making a song with? You, when you're armed it's better ones. Here it's better, but it will make us on. We may so Jonah we got it We could write that a better future musical. I don't know who do not obey piano. Great here, I'm not that great. The reality that will your better a piano England? I am me yeah yeah. I can take it like a vacant.

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more, you actually get if you have enough time to shoot. Some sketches when they want to his visit is running a buck up my book, but I'm turn in Friday MA am I like drops. That means tomorrow. What are we going to make the new you? Can free area bordering Amazon already making other economic order? My balloon Priore a book on Amazon foot when he six was yours, you can pay. What are your book? I got the oars ideas setting earmarking kidding the earnest where you can pre order it you're fucking Jerry. We can't be true. I checked yesterday we get a monitor, increases heart rate now. My place indeed does eyes. It doesn't have cover our yet, but it is there and available for reorder look at an earlier than people. Listen if you could do, but the pre orders up on Christmas book which doesn't have cover our yet gagging. Listen, I'm one of these Listen, I'm I'm writing a book. It's gonna be done on turning it in. I hope I helped we'll get something out of it. I really genuinely. It has been such a fun process to write the book because

the book is basically all about how you know I used to be a huge fuck up and then I kind of drinking? I can get my act together and I, and I and I turned I relied on the nerdy or parts of my brain and try to straighten me out, like the all the above the qualities that were hurting me before I tried to turn into past things and so they know the book is sort of a sort of a philosophical approach. You know your mind in your body in how you manage your time, and I don't know it's but a lot of me, in a lot of its me thing, like you, know, here's here's, how I feel there's something I did and hears you know. Hopefully, this will work for you I did you're gonna die. Member about I was having like anxiety, and I called you in your. You are I think in Denver some more thing up at the time and I, like I said he had I my heart's racing. I don't like being around crowds and yet you talk me doubted we're very good you're, very good at like relating in that I say, oh

don't ever leave the house, because that's what they'll get you the ethics value if they started it, but- then overtones answer you, oh my god there. It is Matt just handed me, the hunt is I followed in the Amazon up the nervous way reach the next level in Rio. Amazon have our cover Jesus Christ. When you pray ordered on Amazon, you get lock into them, whatever the best prices they who put all this shit, my underwear if it works. Like those guys, I'm gonna write a book I can see that the bill and hurry. I exactly are we going to do remember to leave. Remember you're going to do that, the patent good movie, I got well I, bearable for prime twenty four ninety five Chris Heinrich. I hope I don't people like him and I hope people people understand that it at once

fun about it is that release data referred. It's got me to you. I know it's gonna be November. It both get what's been fun for me is that it's really helped me to sort of to put thing into more of a structure and I have actually been remembering that might go yeah, that's right. That is how I usually would do. Things are going to have an index in your book. We'll be right. Read for like that, or will it be sort of a more structured trapdoor thing

an end when you mean, like I wanna reference, the anxiety and then you go to your indexes earn and when I'm wondering, if there be any time you must let you brow, you know why wondering I know I typed it like a phone, but I learned the book but where their meaning next in the book. As far as I know, I'm just curious as to how they are. As I know when book it will, it have pages with numbers on the page were soon on this. What will comprise the book? You forget it guys. I don't care she's just to covers in there's no pages inside his life is what you make equity and Chris. Will there be a bibliography ameliorating? There will be an annual think. They'd bibliography can footnote my reference. I M kind of exerted. I gotta go to penguin next week after next didn't me with other marketing people at the picture. Further cover all that's incredible very carefully index.

Those like me book and those of my book? I know it's gonna be in Boston, no one's gonna, Shit, Boston. I am worried about the Massachusetts I've using live and let live loud Sakharov Massachusetts for a second I got up. I got an amazing email from a gift from a guy who And again I mean this. This shows you the kind of super sweet people. That listen to the show me we need people rally. What am I gonna kill me: hey nerdy gaze here. We go you ready for this. I could believe that guy on video, How can we talk like that? I couldn't believe fearlessly talk like that retirement, good reference point.

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Christopher Comin, who is is awesome he wants to do- is really wants to do. I question the nervous boys that reopening line of amusement park has, and I love the host, who episodes score. Points already go up as long. He may help go look past couple weeks for managers been demanding and take a vacation and a really have any good ideas on what to do or where to go. But then I heard crisis somewhat desperate, please somewhat. What I would say entirely desperate sleaze we come to his show shadow over theatre. Jesus Christ is come to that, show like a great way to spend a weekend. I've been a Boston ones of this gave us any ago. Fell over anyone looking for an excuse to go back ever since what better reason to see one of my favorite comedians perform. What better reason in all caps one small problem? dont know anyone that lives in the Boston area said vase. He wrote that face. He didn't make it face emoticon here. Is this a focused?

this, notably, would be. An issue of travel alone maintains a fireworks was staying in a hostile and dick in or out one of the core cities and Merrick about myself, but really, though travelling across countries. Sam comedy show. I want this to be one of the most memorable weekends of my life, which is why I purchased a couple particular yup. Last night in a moment of drunken enthusiasm, I purchase tool for taking, is at here is proof and there's a picture jogging enthusiasm. This should call my elbow, a moment of drunken enthusiasm? So here's what I propose that we give three extra tickets to the fell. One fellow nervous fan that lives in the bar scenario for the low price and hanging out with me that weekend to find my new, If I'd like to run a contest with swords on the nervous facebook, age, which ran away as Facebook, dot, com, slash, noticed basically, anyone who wants to free tickets would have to comment on the discussion thread that I will create a brief

number one, a brief explanation of. Why should pick them? What in the fund we would have together? You know the MIT Museum, too You look for treasure under the city to what they have. They have done to promote the show the Boston area. This can range from updated. Everything looks matters with your information posting fires around ten. I like the way I will then the winter my new be a fifth and will have the most epic noodle. Story filled we get ever so many noodle story. Hopefully this will encourage of us a nerve estonian fence, promote the show and may even get more people to like the nervous facebook page, I'm ok with that amateur and so and then he just he included a couple facts about himself too. So you can know who he is. Crisper culminates. Twenty five male heterosexual. This is already this way right, name, crisper, common age. Twenty five sex male sexual region

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is your page. I not have sent us time of Bosnia show no matter what happens so that less or that's Gimme the thing on the nervous facebook fan page nervous outcome of our facebook. That calm, Slash noticed like us. There then go see Christopher common. Post and make your plea as to why he should give you the three extra tickets. It is bringing with him to hang out with him what a fucking great idea. That's a great idea. I like it. I like it. I like his Marty. I like the cut of his you guys should go before you see Chris go to Anna's taqueria and then thank me later in Twitter. For God, I've had people saying don't tell people about an is so good weather everywhere. You now tat Guerriere took a real so creating as you do we go. There is a long time and you get a solar gurney little talk area, so abundant undertook to be given for Canada supercomputer can. I get my landlady globally. Ogilvy Pacifica truly put super. Can neither see my

I think, the bibliography c C. Ok, that reminds me Joe to re, actually went to the burrito stand where enjoy your burrito was born and took a picture of it. It's whereas we don't think we're just looking burrito that up on the website where Lee he responded to my picture, it didn't happen. He did respond. Didn't pick certain happened. Yet It's an Chris had a good idea that we should probably try and do some kind of twelve tweet up and have everyone gets. The amazing. Whereas now you know, since we're in San Pedro, we can drive, Gaddafi go over to where second city is, you can go over there and that's where they sped down his ashes in a big Lebowski and its own right of in on a hill red above that is the cream friendship Bell with is where the the fell.

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and we we really appreciate. We read it and it's very, very nice things. Canada is working to jobs and go to school full time, and I wasn't doing to good. Wasn't too happy him you Doing the lessons of the past can help them break out of it. Like these, very long, I'm going where work and work work, and we see this we're. Gonna die com. How do I find the one was the twitter? Nato is what does address what is good with how it is. I don't have it set up. I'm sorry. This is really regimes my country, how I look it tell me how the hell, after using twitter rhetoric.

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probably do an album later this year. I think that's part of it. Tourist area. Would tour go tour? I've called chaotic because, in my opinion, that is the best deal I meant you could possibly have category so at the chaotic good to her and then we're gonna start rolling out dates enough for the rest of the year protecting late starting in technical, certain Chica Pee on April, EVA Men, Boston April knife and then and then goals God from their yeah. The cat, good to look outwards. Is that on Amazon to shit myself again, yet here we go. Joe Rosaria, or maybe it's Your reserve Rio Joey roses The rose joy roses: hey Christmas, broken arm guy, I just fuck man, that's your fuckin may now deal was recently we're just like sanely love the jokers. Also the other guys Jonah met and re raised great

raised earlier. You re, really kind of it as easy as like John you're fired. Let's keep re around him I am only fifteen, but I'm a lot more mature than other people. My age, I sought to everyone, thinks when their fifteen other matter. I want say that what you did well, first of all, his this very maturity, written thing. So maybe say that what you're doing is helping me find myself in a really helps. We get through the day, say I love the new hostile podcasting. You read that you are doing and I love the Prague Castle far hope I'm not a bother red on the next house. No, no. I will never read that I read, you know how I think they will surely roses your help, Through the day when I was fifteen snack time, snacks injects in snags masturbating snacks index, as we do today, guys guess what

we when we take over we're taking over the mountain com, exactly Melton Conniston and we have just announced our first show. Oh yes, we're gonna take over meltdown comics April first well, technically April. Fourth, that's for sure, Secondly, the people don't think we're fucking we're confusing Paypal April. Fourth at meltdown comics, the noticed theatre, You still haven't thought availing well I think I'll call the notice theater, I guess the nervous space. I just know if I can call it holodeck. I wanted, the holiday, but then I feel like it did needs to say nervous at the back of a story you nowhere when it is so is so, list of the narrative Don't know your thorium noticed Torreon. There is the Orient Vernon Thorium, but its purposely clunky would hear what kind of think about it. Plus it is role under date, Torreon Theatre, the nervous, dome, nerd. No, but there's no

a dome. It's not really a theatre, that's not it's a gallery space where we're gonna put a stage and a curtain, and threatens applies even put it up here. Tat glass gives occurred, we put it behind the the box, that's great makes a really really really draw. You focus the attention to this April. Fourth,. We are going to devote the entire night two black dynamite. We don't six thirty m a screening up. Yes, that's exerting a screening up black dynamite, one of the best comedies past history, at eight o clock a panel, with the actors and director of like dynamite, Michael J White, Michael J White Scots, entered and the guy who play ball or death. It's going to be fine. Oh you come will do that a panel there'll be a q and a then after the panel there is assigning for the

this issue of the black dynamite essay from very violently opening. I won't be in line for the signing of the conflict. As I also here's, what are we doing I'll get it like this night deciding what price like nine thirty fish, depending on how long and it goes in deciding what we free for anyone who wants to come and by a comic book and then and then have them sign it, but the first he's before tickets are fifteen bucks, but that includes the movie and the panel If you buy a ticket, you will get priority line access for the signing, afterward so full night. Like dynamite aims. I'm like just as a fan. I am beyond site just just to be there for ass? A lovely liberation therefore made a black dynamite backdated. Black diamond boudoir, the ones into work, cobalt, Falada? please comment that details that are for all of us to in full for any of the shows of course noticed.

Anything else, Canada, because we're inside your very rapid issue. While this has come at this go on Thursday. Yes to night, tonight is a DNS art. Show overhead. A meltdown, the that the meat show beyond the meta search. Seven opening reception, seven to ten p, This can be alley in Georgia serving up some of their meat drinks. Oh you don't have to tell you. The most exciting things me right during the pack. Has I mean you know, despite the fact that we're begging people there, to our events and shows, but what's cool about that- is that we are form these fun nerd clusters all over the country of people that we, would be hang out with their it's nice. It's nice. This, and we know- I think it's really cool- I like it so anyway to aid I'm. So we were just our mothers, justice, interesting that people or payment. No, we talked about a lot, but just the pretty red lines Mean that we're everywhere people are

are literally everywhere- I mean you lived. Why I'm from Massachusetts? You were born in Tennessee, raisins, south, and yet we share this out in order to juggle Kentucky this nerdy sort of are. We all come together and all these legal ports know, except for the fact that matter, They Matthews Ban and John Mayer It's like a weary with you, as they had the Hollywood bowl in October, two thousand and eight when John Merrick came out plan number forty one. I last mission as both of my favorite and went on everyone whenever you want yet you gotta get away going around. That's weird because I feel like I can't I don't care These great. I don't listen to him, but I bet I'm just that, This is me being snotty. I didn't listen. There's is last. I never really got or why have his last outline of having listened to really you'd want to support a fellow but but I will say this when people come

when people come out to my life shows for this kind, good tour. Just because its d and e named I I want people to come in costs. Loretta about me. I won't be able to of other chose. I want them to be like weird little many, because I always come out the shovel say I'd everyone, so there's like assigning. Afterwards. If you want me to sign stuff- and I don't mean talk to the death, I mean like actually, right on things If you want, I will talk to them. So sixty one for make sure when you cut that out. I won't we will address, but I want you I want to show the Think that thing you can get them. I hope so. Well, that's it! That's all last week I did talk about. I was gonna put a snow. Song at the end of last the last week's episode, and I forgot to so much to do with this week. You ready hi

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