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about a really does its crawl show and its wednesdays in county central, ten, thirty, nine central time so watch it because Nick is a lovely and actually hilarious, and this is really fun pot. Yes, Jonah wasn't here, he was in Boston. Taping is half hour comedy central special, so prohibit congratulations for taking his half our special haven't heard about. I haven't even talked him could suggest he just taped it, but, but I feel you were pretty well he's funny, so arrogant nurse pike, s number three, twenty seven, with Nick Crawl. I tell you louder right at the end, ending the thought now entering stack com

Nicole and Matt, Maher talking about watching the notebook we're trying to figure out which movie Nick interrupted. I remember it being very bad. It was me Eugene, Joe Mande Dog, and it was like We can re yeah yeah during our work, and I don't remember just remember it not being good. It's gonna know I did. I know something of a tough one, as you know, the nobles and our great now about along here, Gosling. Well I mean, enjoy he's very sounds like an animal, the pact that you could buy. I got it. long hair, goslings their own legislation.

Yet all day long, maybe we have bread. Animal value in ITALY who preferred, but let us face down. I don't need to be as regards basic like it, yeah at since it is, but also to throw you around, the right amount, dogs with obviously human eyes around in a secular way, not now threatening aggressive iser? Slightly, is there something else attractive about that somehow They made me look good a little bit, but I was: watching through the window in the in the

be here there was. There, are showing karate kid, and even just without sound, like I love the original karate geared, did you identify with it? Of course I did with Daniel who didn't what Joe, what dorky kid didn't identify with without for me was the identified with the Scottish Billy's outcome has a big boys in Europe. So for you the movie was a tragedy. It was exactly the heroes journey until about or no near the end. Well, you don't say: ok the interesting thing for me about carotid kid with that you'd you, the movie was fond and it was satisfying and the crane kick in everything, but you it wasn't until part to where you finally got to see the satisfying conflict between me Oggie and Crease. Yes, we didn't that should have happened in the first wave, but they didn't is mere me. I say then save it there to save. Did they know you think they knew they were gone into two, but

Wasn't even that satisfying, I don't think they dig zone off. They expected that there was before the movie industry was like. Aren't we're gonna make three of everything right? It just happened to be a huge it. Of course they may to seek we gotta lockdown macho for three deal. Now. It's never gonna go, that's why you're gonna get him out of his crossing roads contract. I don't know they can play guitar to get out of it. I tested for a show of three or four years ago. The room was I test for once, and they didn't like any of us and they brought me back the next week. It was me Rob Benedict and one other guys, like you know, tv guy was like always heard of in the mix for stuff, the other three people were afraid: Savage Christine TAN and Ralph MACHO. Oh, my gosh. Why? How so it and Ralph is in his fifties now probably- and he just looks like a slightly under slept twenty eight year old kid- he really looks good. He lifts amazing just a little.

and that's cause? He was only he was. He was a bit older than Daniel in the movie right, and that was the thing about him. Is that when he was like, I was asking us like wordy. He lives on long island and he was like I come out here for gigs and he had flown out for this particular task than he was yeah. I've only lived in no way for a brief moment is like I want to contest to be the new kid on aid is enough Percent of aid is enough when there I knew you don't ever wherever they needed. Something show turns our aim. Is that enough, weedy mine? Isn't that enough? We need TED, how about it

data given on long island does not go along with this. My bread family, they found a man, pass the sheriff batten anxiety about the great back. It always ends. I d grandparent. I think we really cool if they think Etas could pick this consistently recursive immortal family, where Dick Van Patten begins to Benjamin Button and then starts to age backwards and they all just kind of keep going back on Board AIDS Evan flow, the tides it sort of an alibi. For nature and the renewal of the planet. The nightly that I'll give you thirteen and then he said Matthew never does work before every third. Never doesn't. Thirteen is enough.

They know that he was like and then I shot. The outsiders irrigated is what we call the answer is a year a little and then he basically did that and unlike move back, island. Unlike came out when jobs came up, I I think that we really cool to take an old property like they give us that yeah yeah I'd like to do the crazy billionaire game. Ok, Braceville game. I would take a probably like aids enough and then do it and then take it, but then make it likes. for natural like do some sort of a weird just take old property? Is the road to a different, our Aisy billionaires that they never there always doing like things that are pretty cool like the guy wants to build the titanic you'd want to build. Do they to real by reinventing sixteen riots. Color pretty said real yeah he's building an exact replica botanic. Did you see that

now this one and that it is the case you never got the third Rio projector and ignores the maniac goes I get into gonna build this. I guess it's a long story classing. I gotta turn it off by. When was the last time that it is by almost sure, but I got that New York accident guy phenomenon gonna finish up about this about a new tongue, and now it's like, like about Potatoes Don T, you know Caput Kutcher Partido Devils, advocate to pay. body land, where the devil? All these the devil? Now here I'd worry me is some somebody like Warren Buffett. Perhaps maybe he has a contest. One year was like hey this year COMECON. You write an essay by

you do it my money and if it's crazy enough, you win at all and of a sort of like a veteran buttons aid is not a human were of no not waited all area charities I'll give it to you by that. Be fine. If you just if you just had like an extra me in dollars than you could be like any crazy idea, I will do it the ILO far many nice girls. Now not very enough that if you had a dumb idea that you could still do something with a man out, I didn't want to clarify two are using to use that money to develop a show or to actually create a just a weird. Whatever. Ok, if someone's like, I want a helicopter shaped like a gorilla, then you can get everyone about. Ok, fine, so whatever amount of money. Guerrilla shaped like a helicopter. Yes, I think we have kept flock abs, religious, just shove offended, do agree and then just use the thirty five hour like legal happy. That's where they get you. It's not use reactors in the making of the gorilla coffers

eyes away, inexpensive idiot, but then there's the liturgy there's, although the legal fees, the girl we become such a little higher incomes happier than you can't just make, you can't just turn animals into vehicles like the ethical ethical treatment. You know it's not at the girl, leaving this girl on the ground just give up my cycle now. What are you doing in the trials disciple Flintstone IRAN, mostly happy, but they had job. They were excited to get a salary living. Nobody said: well, there's not a number of times or you take you ve got problems. was another one or bathing, is, is like that of the wooden. Many mammoth vacuum cleaner went out, one of the worst Jagger I faced by my friend Andrew Colbert, growing up, we gonna fistfight in the back. We're visited, Cooper, Sound windward, his parents

and we were playing that name Gabriel. I sing a song with a man's name in it and he said in the Flintstone with where the courtesy of fresh new feet or something like that new feet, with the courtesy of Fritz Feeder, whatever it was, as you know, he would run in a car and that so far the cosmic. That's not blindly, that's the line, and we just had been to thirteen year old, The car together for like a week and just started pounded movement and others are just a few Besson. Hormones turned into re over whether Fred Flintstones feet were uses propulsion for his car non. While they definitely started the car and then through some sort of weird unexplained momentum, because really they drew the drive train on that car basically was just to solid blue. some concrete not connected to anything where important country than they were now it was stone.

We have our external. I'm sorry, you have ongoing. That's my dear. You want another fuckin pierced by daybreak heard over the plans that were perfectly ease the day they were, they were cylindrical carved chunks of stone that work really help, and by anything or there was no system, it was an. They wasn't going downhill. So the Marcia, the latest, had really powerful feet incredibly powerful with increased. Why do the job The John Goodman casting was perfect, powerful legs when the daring rely on us in about an hour. There's a faggot Who does hang out beyond now I got. I ve never seen that like us before we just talk about toast chef, you preferred Toasty gotta what you gotta. Let me tell you know that,

Like a we tell us that you like we chose I do like white bread, but I feel like white bread. If I don't need white bread that it somehow a victory, the agate somehow have eaten healthy. I used to in college, make I would get like the sought. Like wonder, bread, The problem, I'm guessing the greatest bread in the world chemically filled deliciously soft bread, and then I would put a layer of barbecue. hate chips on them and then eat, because I like the crunchy, soft and no man No, no! No! No! It was yesterday recuperated you're, saying what you're Geier you took fire texter guy, but I also like the flavor. The flavors complement each other, really well yeah annual flavour of a wonder. and the natural for lays Barbie future. You can tell a lot about a culture by what flavour their chips are, because chips are condemned, are the most popular color flavors condemn. You know that they have made a chicken waffles, lays reach very real.

Heavy denied it. I have not yet. I love chicken waffles, some hoping that the chair, but the texture of that kind of what's funny about it. He asked you got that krispies skin and then that moist me and then that dough like syrupy waffle, yeah he had so just put down on the other. There two other flavors- there is a structure and then something else I wish we would get ketchup flavour chicks checks, I've had a random and Dan pickled deal. Pickle chips are elect the pickle Flavored chips, relaying amazing, I'm I'm I'm assault. Marriage Do what you like the kettle. I like a kettle I was was a cape cod. Solemn vinegar allows earlier on and then now I'll do a kettle. There's some chip that everywhere has this Miss Vicky's and whose eaten helping your chips, nobody!

the day. That is a huge difference. Whether while is available locally Ireland once Albania, nobody wants a double up on solving. I want a potato chip. That'll make me shit alot, I'm tired of her you go right to the source of the Hell opinions to destroy. My stomach went cod. I won't eat em, I won't eat em. I will, I think, if you think you could almost kind of make like us, you can almost build a sandwich out of potato chips. Writers have plain chips for the bread and then a layer of your flavour like a condiment, flavourless catch up and then a couple pickles. And then, if you go to London, you can get beef an onion who visibility good. You know they're, not good, living a boy on cue like just now. You get me hard, it's like being a voting, a buoyant you when you're smearing pre come. where did excellent, whether you bob it's just like that you ve done earlier. It's the only way we can see with which you just said

cover if you break up over your dick slip with your thumb like as if you were just counting Lastly, it is impressive. I dont understand what happened. What day is it? Where am I heard nosed dictatorship, Tuesday taco tuesdays do there is greater attention, Thursday? Ok, I'm on board when any of these anyways are good, Nicole than across all got picked up after the second episode right, yeah, that's fucking red! Thank you, How did you know a kind of going into a like time? You know I would love to painter as if it were just a crazy. Just like you know and it and they are very

Some are very supportive, but we also just have like cries, goes back to Portland yeah. I go back to the league. We needed to get back to work if, if they wanted to make a second season, we needed to really get back to work on it and they ve been very supportive from the beginning, and- and so I would obviously you when you make one of these things. You hope that you gotta seconds in an end, we waited so long. We ve been rapped on the show since July, like we ve been getting on it forever, like not wrapped blocked, like we finish like we just sitting on those episodes forlorn time. So it was a very nice vote of confidence, but also very logical one. Ok! Well I m. When you're doing that kind of show do, do you feel like

How should I just blew the robot to a list of the first season? I gotta come up with any no in a way but really like, because there are so many different shows within the show we feel like their basically just like we just phallic we'd just begun to touch on all of these things so, like oh there so many more stories to tell with each bit like a witch crap. We just started telling rich Dick stories or Doktor Armand. We have all this whole crazy, storyline or the publicity from a billion. Your lies lived a life young only July Candy Island. He asked a we leave. We feel like there that we there is no shortage of storylines forces into and we have some new step, but really work in. It continue building out like like a wheels Ontario things like that that we touched on in season. One myself. No, I dont understand our story. Tell me what,

that word you just used to arrive enough, because we should have at the end of a word that just makes you go to where they do it. For me, like an, with worry the back curly Q just swirls around. He's goin down like a little book. I feel like might the character Liz. Does that corner should make way Do you ever And I feel that bit year, brain just always has access to the comedy and there's some days. My I just feel like my brain just feels like grits, whereas just like and form a thought really. At the end of the day, I I have I mean I have those moments for sure I made a surprisingly.

Think we all can fake it. You know I mean like there are moments where you like, I think gather days, were you can kind of fake that idea. Rethinking arena halves of saying hello too. Lizzie Cooper may never knew. How is it Lizzy? I was so I there are moments where it right now. It's been interesting and is is were writing season two and I'm promoting season one and an- and you know in various forms. and so there are days where I will go into the writers. Women feel very frazzled and very disconnected at moments, because I feel that there are various my wife, my brain is is is focusing on various things, as opposed to just sitting down in writing all day. Is that it are you getting to the point yet worth or it's like now, companies a responsibility here, he's just be like a fun thing. Now it's like now I mean it's often it is your job, but sometimes you like

yeah. Now this has to be good yeah. My show I feel less about that with its more now being like you, gotta go. Do that appearance that you know they sent you a script,

in that normally I would have had time to punch up and really think over and now you're just going in and doing it in your life. I didn't. I didn't give the attention that I used to be able to give to something like this or but like em, with my show like there are groups that are moved along we're getting closer to production, unlike I've read these through and pitched on, but I haven't really put my finger prints all over him yet and I'm not like a crazy like this s to wreak of Nick crawled up, but I just you know I just need to be able to be no get get in there more and Anna, and there is that time. But but I feel there are moments, were you start to feel spread thin? You know, but I think it's still that might the crawl show never feels like. I gotta go back and go through this again that it is pure, I mean any job. Has there are moments?

its frustrating, but it is like it is the closest thing like pure creative joy that I've ever had I'd say do dear you're, getting a workshop in any characters alive shows you have time to do that. I'm gonna need to like we're doing a new, I'm doing a new character that work will will do foresees into that. I have

not done live at all that that I will now in this next two weeks before we start production, go internal workshop, just like get them the accent and voice down in point of view stuff, because in the past have been able to do that and in an and saw I'll I'll, hopefully get be able to sort it, because I do find that is a useful tool to select what audiences respond to what he walks like. I'm in love is the kind of bullshit stuff that seems like bullshit, but then actually is quite useful to me. How has the response spend our people responding? Well great, like really very, very positively and like you know, but it is a broader audience so that you know I have a touch more people telling me that they like like my stuff in and really like to show, but I also have many more people telling me that they think I suck and I'm not funny and and and within that a lot of them you know were like stick to the league you now, which I am grateful for, that they are fans of the legal

came over whatever and end aware that the you know it's not. My show is not for everyone, you know and just like they're probably will be cruel, show fans who don't aren't going to be. Like I love the league. You know, I think, like the idea that people don't understand is that that's fine, like you, don't have to watch, you don't have to shows that red or not to watch any. My shows, I don't love when you go out of your way. To tell me that you know, like my share. There's doesn't seem to be huge purpose of that, because there's an I'm not going to really change. What I'm doing right just seems to be slightly enow mean thing to do. Yeah. That's that's that re much! You got it! You now that the authors, those challenges that I got when the crack me up there was I wish apple- would create a four minutes skip function on the podcast apps

have to listen to your too horrible interest. You don't you just don't have to lives, they don't ask the OECD Aviation. You don't have to Asia, I got one in Texas or before the show, but I didn't see until after the show where the guy said to me I'll be. If you got on stage I'll be to the left not laughing, I didn't see it until they got it, however, the shells but I'll turn our vision, and I like started talking of a guy like that. How to go he's like aren't you gonna make up here is where things like. I don't. I don't really acknowledge people do not answer. Anyone on Twitter is out of service like I want this be one way medium, and then I realize like in doing the show that a lot of people reach out with very nice things and it's ten and I'm reading them. So there's no reason why I can't say thank you or engage them in a in a polite manner.

I dont tend to engage the negative people. Although there are moments when I'm like people, like I'm a fan of the league, a love your stand up, I can't stand your show and, unlike that's impossible, Eighty percent of the world's coming out of my mouth and the league are something that I have in very directly. Indirectly formed sure my stand up is my stand up and might sketch show comes largely out of my stand up or my stand up comes out of my characters in my sketch, oh so it's like, but I can't get into a logic or with people. Now, if you look at my replies, the people it usually is like. Thank you. I appreciate that you do Great, that vast sum you don't have to listen dick neck. Like a girl, you engage. I do. I do engage because I don't know. I just feel like that sort of the point of social media it, and it's not. You know and as much is as much as I sometimes engage the negative.

But I make a point to try to engage way more people so that it's not like, because it is not fair to people who are really supportive like why you're giving you you're, the guy could be I'm really. I wanted to do that. I'm much more comfortable dealing with them, not even just like the being like eight thanks for complementing we, because at the more and with the funding about this, shows like how many people have gotten creative with what their noticing in and creating things about the show and that kind of stuff is like really fun and exciting to see things start to like live their own lives. You know, and I answered I want to encourage that, because of its fun to see people create off of the things

you ve worked on she's me or notice little things like. Oh, that, hey, like a got it. I was like hey the Wheels Ontario tunes. Is this little Asian grown, a wheelchair is listening to a song, and the song is that this black eyed peas parity that we did called beats and rice link. That's the song she's listening to, and this in in the scaffold he's like As everyone knows, and as I know, no one has noticed that night. I love you is full of little Easter eggs like that full of it like that of the show, is like everything is connected. Like Doktor Armand is listening, a young Billy join the kids.

everybody's on the San Diego Diet, like you know like there's all this. Can I finish stuff from this like everything? Is everything is interconnected in within episodes and then throughout the season? So like that the goal is that people really watch and fine, these little rewards, you know, did you do and Amy? Yes, how is it that was really interesting? I'd never done before, and I'm not super familiar with red it. So like some of it like a lotta, great stuff, alot of venom of some people said consent. I hate get up but really fascinating. You now answer. Is you ve done it? You ve done it before. Obviously I did want a long time ago and I might do one again soon. What did you think of it about a year and a half I loved it? I mean it's, you know, I think, as long as you go into it with the mindset of like what, I'm just gonna, no matter what I'll try to answer and like, even though you know you ve been even the neck

ones. I would respond, because I feel like that's what it's for, like your responding dear, you have. This sort of thing we will get in trouble are the ones that Woody Harold you is. It was ok, so he did a name for this movie that was coming out last year. At would remember was calm, and someone said I remember what the They are more than forty zero, whereas there are estimates that there was a landmark. Someone said: hey my girl, where this girl, I now was a problem and then you came and parted with everybody in a hotel room, and then you slept with her, but it was something something's wrong! I don't know why. That is that there is something I would like to end. Then they they got into trouble because it was clear that it wasn't like woody heralds. Instead, I should really do- and I am a someone someone's hip p r

and was like Heyward stir. You gotta do it, because this is where the audiences, and so they just kept it just kept. Clearly, not Woody Harrelson like hey guys. You know, let's just keep it about rampart, and once you try to topple Fred once you try to direct them right, it's over right, and so they basically uploader that question at the top and it just became all about this little scandalous thing, and that was way worse yet and even if he had just said like why don't you know Like that's crazy. I don't remember that I mean the IRA my responses to the negative stuff on. On that I may were it always almost always was like thanks a lot but Fucker three I'll send like every one of the guy look. I was like my only come back is just writing your handle back to you is that to me sums up who you are right, as it was like literally always that like humongous dung guess like whatever you know I was like are. This is how I do but then, but then there are

how many there are so many like weird little rules and sub means in so many things that, like if enough someone, if someone says hey, I I hate your shitty ass shit shower whatever, and then you look closely you see. A screen name is like the guy who says shit. All the tat then right realised that the question that he's asking of the protocols to the right and bit is part bit so there's so much to pay the other. There's a lot dna settlement at you- and I was like I did it for like an hour and a half. You could do it for ten hours they got here. I was getting stubby like. Why are you abandoned? I was like, as I wrote at like after two hours I had to go to work. I was like hey guys, like ominous sign off, but this was awesome, but then people kept. You know I went back and it was still going, but it was. It was cool my buddy very well? I went away like I'm gonna vacation way than my high school bodies that are common Gary common corpse of liquor.

that I'd try, lasers. You saw the miracle of the course of gurgled, I'm in check and its under fifty pounds at this point. It is but it honestly because we can to carriers, The only way I could get into Bolivia's will be vindicated corpse common. It's a win if you want to you have the priorities. We give eighties movies, that's an amazing performance of burnt on burning part. Oh yeah total. It was great that guy's plays dead perfectly the whole movie. Now, that's all he does Jason owners in that movie. What's cheese mouldered, rector of Human giant and Eagle Hearten, a ton of stuff, was a child actor and he's the little pissy kid at the beginning, his like, whose like these digging up like Bernie is like like in the sand or whatever and like Jason's like this little black punk ass, kiddies, digging him up and and the guys like, hey, stop it S. Leg Warner looks

and it was like a year is only gives him a thing, Wallner Easter Egg and we can already see ass. So what have we their friend Jerry? Oh, he was like he's a cup a guy does like real estate works in New York, really smart guy I would also like a regular guy, and he was a guy love read and I go to Facebook. I go. Do you know I go Half I go to dinner Diana go to read it like that's where he gets a lot of his entertainment. use and then there are you gonna do in a manner that, while, if Gary who's, the guy who I would want to watch my show and is causing a smart but normal dude, you know I was like- maybe I you know so I did it in its. I love read it, but for every Gary there's five but Fucker forty three, I think is well. I guess that's true. I guess that's true there. There definitely I mean it's, it's easy Pickens for trolls, because it completely anonymous. Well, this course

but you know I can't really read it through polices itself. They do now and then I think that I really like about it is that their genuinely fucking, smart, Harry's people young, you just watch, you just watch a premise evolve like it's. It's one of the most interesting like writers, rooms, yeah. You could ever see annually fuck, but you know it. By the fifth comment, deep on something and then its evolved into this amazing bit. People interact when each other. I love that part of it is pretty fast any I gotta get on their more and cause. I'm I'm I'm interested, and I'm also just curious as we we about all this, like like do like Zalm disliked, is encouraging trolls, which is not a term that I've used a ton. But like is Is this a talking about them? Is that power? Does it give them? We always that sort of. We wonder the same thing all the time we talk about to a point where we're just like. Are we just doing what they want us to do? Well, have you call them out by name, you probably are like a few say who they are.

You're, giving them attention the valley probably want, but it just as a phenomenon. It's not gonna. It's an interesting for now and it is very unique to now with very unique the time that we are in the internet, trolls yeah, so he happened, but to go to the other side of that like it has been an in M insanely pleasurable thing to have people like get on board with things on the show that I thought they would like, but also like me and John Lady doing hello, crazily upper West side middle aged you know, divorces are excessive. Alan Alder and, like doing a prank, show called too much tuna. Little wonder. Universe

It is ridiculous and it's like the most unreliable thing to a comedy central audience and people have like really taken to it. You know, in addition to the stuff that, like you, know like something like Bobby Bottle Service, which, unlike other people of good people, do I can continue to like him in it grows, but but seeing people gravity to some of the weirder stuff is like really really pleasure. Was destined to have a movie. Now a ghost hunting should immediately. Ok, I believed in and in those guys are basically Bobby bottle to regenerate life. The ghost hunter shows its crazy. Why Are they still on? I don't know there's more and more every day, it's crazy. It's really crazy. I actually kind of like the duck dynasty that yeah. You know that those guys, I walked by the window the other day when we were here too, who I mean I did the site was: I was on the soup with them and they were so sweet and mom was like. We are the huge.

walking dead fans like real and there they are they like. We are they from nothing or were they like middle class, made this business plan and blew up, and I don't know I guess we'll never find out now. I dont know what they're dealers, but I just know that it's the show is really good. Natured, like it's a fire, it's not a douche bag. reality shows like other fun character like I don't care how true it is not true. Just like they're just there is funding. Possibilities is and will be a them, and it's not about that. For that kind of show, it's it's kind of delightful yeah and that's a binding is like there's no parodying it there already sort of parity of themselves, yeah. I think they are aware that you know everyone and later today has the beard very smart, but their lincoln and the wise relax pretty hot thither at it for our heavy site, everyone's pretty cool, real, quick, really, embarrassing thing that you ve. Never

admitted before, go mad cod on Think of the man. I read my neck Viagra IP, my bed like every other year and not wrong, just like in mice, need to pee, and so I pee and I like every like it's like every couple years. I pee my bed. Every are we do? Is it earthquake really Gaza, we are probably the scenario. Is tonight the nice I'll be the night lady? Has anyone been in bed with you and that's that before I know? Luckily, luckily I am incapable of intimacy whatever it is. You know it has not happened. It's like and it's not crazy,

drunk like ip myself last night, is just like I just in my dream. I really need to pay soapy. I heard if european dream you pay in real life, just like in the matrix exactly they whenever they disconnect me from the Falcon portal, the Robins on Roma, if you're being in the matrix here, you haven't thing, I do have a thing. What is your thing? One time I jerked off in a church in it it where it had been the church bathroom. Ok, it was almost like a weird spiritual experiments. I had to work there. Yes, this weird baby formed of reform from this red from index recover, came out like cats, but the girl and then turned into a boy that I had to catch, reconsider They eat him. Otherwise they would you basically just ate a handful, your own true. I wanted to make it a prettier picture, but I guess,

Worth exit did not. I have read in school who was like because what we were taught we're kind of having one of those talks, you haven't high school, where you finally like strip away all the pretence of trying to be cool, and it was just like our I come on. We both admitted that we both the thing that we do it like that, it's like the dude conversation. I know a guy was like why you know it's like everyone's, probably tasted their own judges as like why I've had the same conversation I haven't, and he was like why, of course you haven't like. No, I really have you never know. I dont know what his habits were, but he definitely had tasted and news like it was. You know like salt at an always like it, but there are those trees that smell. I come for countries here, I've, never you nurse, mother country, Berkshire, is outdated It is a true you out by somebody. Jurgen diminished or carbon has now been like every

there's that kid that tries it. So we don't have to. I gather, though, and what's yours with you You gotta go have yours! I want. I want to jerk off in the back seat of my parents blazer and a parking lot of an area where communities are not your daddy. You just like you saw those carabine raising. Now I had had the idea that the issue of rolling stones bicycle Rama cover like area down on this I had I had one where I had like a weekend. I I hooked up with a girl like on a Friday a little bit on a Saturday and there was no finishing to the situation and I then had to go to my friends birthday and it was like at like the Canary Institute where you like dinner without everybody together, they eat the dinner and like in the middle of cooking. I was like. I had

my stomach that none uploading ivy, the blue balls were like all right. Just brilliantly nervously come were literally whether the bathroom and have the colony areas like just Jade one out Charlotte back out and finished, like you know, chopping celery now, I wanted to mention that I was not an adult in this church scenario. I just went to Catholic School was an altar boy. I wasn't adult, what you're silly started with a lady yeah. I guess- and I remember the time feeling like it was- I was sort of at that point with my religion, where I was like got off or give me good at nice place to be look blood.

Has been a lot of Venus bodily and churches that world, I think, probably a lot more evil at their cool. I will try to make up for that. I try to put some of the plus column of good here, I'm helping I'm helping to balance the curve on my right, but in retrospect don't think be back. we're very tinted. You in that you are in the Blazer Anna Parking malaise in here with a spice girls only cover who're, you look it up Jerry, mostly really I speak now, where are your parents? it is very late inside the area, I recreational you like real, like any minus, like five like what I was like therein, you got a car. Yes, I do. I said that I think the listening it s kind of a specific plan as exists in question. As you approached Climax year, who did you finish at our jet? Always its go is probably during always as regards engines, I was just the beginning and it was always.

It was always a material. I, u not, not. Baby spies or scariest buys or days buys you dear eight yeah I get would be morally wrong to jerk off to baby spice. Like writing about that feels, like I know, she's a grown up, but babies in the name. Now I know look I get it. You know I get it. I can oiling interaction. Harry, where we start visual harry, but in the middle you know it's a real toss up more than your neck. Under ash intersections? That's what I came on here, a lot of your work with, but who in one direction and jerked out crawl, show fine league fine, but what I really want to talk about it now, I'm coming out.

coming to indirect you're come coming. Here, though, I think that's fair! Now guys it's just this clear the earth. Bieber, although I know that that's the only one hundred he's out. Is that it's the did? I can feel that the roma- Pyres begin really. All you think so is getting stronger. Oh it it will get stronger, but I can see that the its credit starting a crack. What are the cracks that you're noticing? Theirs? It there's a hostility, there's a hostility to it. All that I can just feel I can see it's like we're, not in Brittany shaved had yet like I can just feel it there's the tattoos are starting to build bill like I can just feel like ice. I'm putting a like t minus like what are we in March, two thousand and thirteen. I say by summer, two thousand fourteen fourteen were like looking at the first like real.

Like real meltdown through a DEFCON three right now tat we got a little while, but I can. I can feel a common. I feel like Miley did all right. You just chapter hair often got a couple tattoos and she was fine she's. Ok, yeah, she's, ok, but he's bigger, there's a lot more pressure on him. I think has at least her pet. From the business like there was some like air. There was a set up for it all. I think you know. I don't know every time I see his mother, I go really she's, like thirty is, I feel like yeah she's, like my idea and he has a like- probably like of six great educational most but Ex Canadian. Right, it's actually actually you're gonna get he's, got an education through get Grady

I don't know, I guess I guess that could happen. I just feel it. You know, there's so much. How could there not be so much pressure on these kids are not all thing always be, and then you know we talk about the kind of trolls that we get back. You imagine and do you know there's just tons of people telling that, like when you're in that position, I assume people have sort of painted the picture of you that they think you are. I mean he's going to deal with the fact that remember when he, then they saw the pictures of him smoking weed and there were girls cutting themselves for Bieber. To make him stop smoking weed girls would go on Instagram, like

no and I will be working like sounds like they need a little way because they are cutting their arms are going, I'm cutting for you. We were just, and why are you making we do, but outside crazy? Is that, of course, tat? Kids gonna governmental yeah, I'm not this not! I believe, then, that the parents are gonna, be like Justin Bieber. Did this dark out? I think. Maybe you should a hundred daughter wanting a wildcat went out on trial airlines whose talking about a trial yeah. I am I'm retired reviews on trial you're right the top down on trial, but you, I think it's Cavan. Imagine that level of it. But then there is the other side is the army's for them that, like the tales of Michael J Fox thing worthless, like the other tiff, not even a tip like that, he was like hey watch out with my son, like as a bit at the Amis and then that night, like every all of her from minions, like attacked him in a crazy way where they like went after him to my box like a Parkinson ridden icon. Fifth, they like went after Michael J Fox and then the next day she

on Twitter and goes Michael CALL Michael called me, we're all good thanks for having my back so your own way like validating their attack, cheese That's where you are. It's also it yeah your nineteen year old, like it's, not crazy. That you'd have your friends be like you mean, deck, and then you don't owe me, but it's on a scale of like twenty million people. Oh my God for Michael J Fox. I know how many fires this you haven't. Twitter just probably a lot to promote. Like now. I feel like I've, while a million radioactive or morally. We all think it is yet Bieber. At last I looked when I do every day as good as a seller or million still in the wording a Parkinson's written under one of many and what it what it. What's the count I'm gonna get. You think people are dead. End Hathaway bashing has gotten

We welcome the makes it way too easy at this point. Is it that, because I think you and you know I don't know where an end just from someone who is from someone who has had shots taken at them with people making assumptions about I want to be very open minded not and not judge judge the girl, but what it what it feels like the issue is that people are saying like she doesn't seem like a real person, whereas you know it, you look at Jennifer Lawrence who falls interface. Just like a book of home affairs led you to see. The idea seems like a person flashes America sweeter she's America's return. I am a fan Wheeler first like when it whenever you're America sweetheart just hug you too hard eyes when Mary, I think you don't ever want to be the most adored person, because there's no way that you don't then become like an enemy sure in some capacity yeah, because people want to they want. They want a hug.

The day and then slash and burn. I think so you don't owe me like. I like and like the Thames ease the world like, I'm always account. Can I be friendly to you, but also not be too like how do I ride that line, because I don't I just don't want to be I just don't. I don't wanna be and I wanna be anybody's enemy, but I also feel like when you become like someone who's the most adore than your likely there's a fall from that there has to be a backlash. Why don't I mean enough particularly worried becoming that person, but I just wonder because you know I've I had accused sometimes of like. Oh you're, you seem happy he's such a lot of times. You you're Fulla shit, you're fat, and I wonder if I could I have I am like. Is that what it is they that they think that she's, not a genuine person? Maybe I think, like I don't know, I think, actors.

straight. Actors are really good at pretending to be people and they don't gotta be themselves or their just the or they are who they are and there and they either fill that role in a speech or something like that. But it's like you just cause someone's it good actor, doesn't mean that, like they're, a charming person sooner, I mean right, like you, wouldn't expect like a guy's, a great like aluminum, citing salesmen, to be a like very accomplished. Singer, and with a very different thing. So out of idle signing today idle side as well as records and records vinyl, but I guess I don't know I mean I like it. I don't know how it works. You know she's amazing pretending to be What do you think it s Myra within at the way? I think that it is her. I think that she's, just a sheet sheath finds a way as to be

increasingly more unreliable to the general public. I think right with things that she like just quotes that she gives than interviews. I dont think that having boyfriend that went to jail for that five million Europeans ponzi scheme was a helpful, a thing for Emily, but that, unfortunately, for her just but I thought I d rather guide. I would I will. I thought people sided with her on that, because she sort of got people how bad for you, I got a guy Cairo. Yours was happy in her twenty four point. Four million tellers lives. We do. I I have met her once or twice if she's been very nice, so I personally don't I've. Never I dont think people think she's a

add person tuna in who doesn't see right now I'll anxious about her she's, a bitch or she's. Like me, you know. I just think that you know she just seems like the smartest girl in school, o gotcha. I think that's what it might be like the girls like the class president and a little LISA Simpson, ISM yeah, that's it yeah she's gonna LISA Simpson. I figured out a girl like we mean badly just like people. Here we go again right. figured it out with the rest of Springfield, doesn't really like LISA James Franco parts and now gives frank. Oh, is. is he bards? I don't know he's not Milhouse not now Ralph needs now. Ralph he's not he's odor. Well, he could be any of them. He really transform so

we could be any Simpson and yeah, maybe the otter, no, that's true, but again sheep. You know I've. Never I dont think people think she's a bitch if its. If someone, if if the general public had an image of you that was not who you actually were, would you feel a need to show them like? I'm, not overdo, just be like well fuck it. I can't do anything at this point. I don't know. I think it really where's on people when you watch like when you just watch like mega celebrities go through it. I think it's a good sums that would be bad weather is a good kid or not like just the wear and tear of that reality is gotta. Be bananas right, like you can like you, you know he's like there is. There is no reality there, like you're, just getting escorted around it from like. You know, underground tunnel, the author ground tunnel.

the car to like hotel room with cops literally cops in front of your door. It lives like a sexy aunt. He just give us like a little at ill from this chamber pictured in I'm. The only thing is tearing is thy eyes like HIV Aids Buddy, it's the only that he is key, can carry twice his weight. The time left for him the fact that night I am, and he will always find a way to get into your house the matter how much damage up all the clothes that he wears a be another song or mother fucker. We know that that is those they keep his trial. Those pants in our pants with low crashed, low crotch man he's gone for those he can't societies falcons shitty, though, because. those so many those people could just turn on him. For no reason really like they can drive someone to do something crazy.

and then we like the lottery ale. That's not your carrier is no cure for Bieber fever, they'll. Never! Well. We like what about you have to get a vaccination, so you'd have to we'd, have to dissect em I get to create the vaccination and then injected or reduced level of his pre. Come under the slogan of artists, This is the perfect time inoculating myself, surged up all right, all right, chef nephew. the area of tourism either, you know, that's, does we're good stories because all three potentially kind of risk, Ah, but yours is health, risky, minus, spiritually risky. Yours is just like personal relations risky again, just as any number of situations could have happened, I might even have mine one year later, both dire

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Match and then is that these billions, instead of like cutting peoples, I out there just jerking off into a vile. You can't kill someone to do that. You'd have to keep them alive there, like a human life. Do you think about it? The Brok laces alternatives, I know that we wanted to bring more of an american audience in, but this guy, who just speak so graphically about coming into doors, are market. Research shows that Americans are thoroughly come obsess and so we're trying to make a bond for America. We hear that is grave. It's called come the ball What are the other ones? You could do come raker only we I reg re was in the brain, and that is the one I came up with whom we can get. This was a good rolling stone cover. Yeah, you know was all about past spice. For me now yeah I like that

like that Sweet party. I remember her. I remember thinking that she was pretty oh she's right in the middle there this before she got to skinny in everything here very creepy skinny some adjustment texted, you a picture of yourself, but let us not get a picture of I was looking at the spice girls about to blow manager and every man, and then now you think, you're gonna go cooker meal for somebody cursing illegal pray area by sleep in May, with their this week unconscious we're gonna jerk off your challenge today, really why bigger degree it is for the three hundred weakening

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