Norm Macdonald (SNL, The Norm Show, stand up) talks with Chris about their favorite late night shows, they tell horror stories of network testing and Norm talks about his Larry King impression. Norm then talks about offensive jokes, what it was like writing on SNL and his new book Based on a True Story. Norm also asks everyone some philosophical questions!
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we have started Garroway still puzzled, exactly how broadcasts work better. I think most people are catching on that. It's basically I mean
Howard Stern is really the the godfather of it without, even though wasn't apart, but just that sort of like I'm just gonna talk to people, but now it is time for the others.
I've come to call him if we can find one for sure, yeah Zulu labour super hard to Deb are at the studio.
Does it might be that we will have in the studio kitchen had ass a thing about the debate yesterday, why
There was a debate last night. Did you notice the split screen? Yes, so here's to people tat,
each other on the and stage, and they split screen
for the entire sure yeah, while they do that.
And then I fear that my height to keep em how interesting. But I also think, however, the same so interesting.
I think people wanted to see every reaction roddam such a microscopic. I don't know nothin, told tramp, because I think here
I am, but it's all at one moment be: just picking is acting as an all, but as finally like, just with charisma, like your face, never left Trump, everyone Heller sacking. You know you have looking at the reaction
I didn't think the I was actually somewhat disappointed in the moderation of of that, because there was really no structure.
There are supposed to restructure their go. That's time, waiting,
for a few more minutes are. I know that time you shouldn't you like that, so that we were sure to thank you so much
was cancer. I love that moment. Those I want exciting moment to me, which was at the end. I always like
I'll be said, life should not be very nice. Nice, never very nice and I'm gonna says something. Now, I'm magazines, I'm not going to say, but he's got a funny to try to take take credit
something that you didn't say. I was going to say this really what I was gonna cause. You're still kind of resolving orator referred Ives I've already.
Libraries that I was going to say is going to say some, not very nice, but then I decided not to say something very, very ok! So you re sick, you you're a nice per hour gay. I know I'm not thinking ass thinking, this really horrible thing her. It's just that. I'm also
almost ass bad. You think letters are going back to the late night talks
there. Now we are ya around it. Yeah hackers,
hello by their own on. Thank you for just sitting there. We can go as long as you why, because we do Marin, Ass, Riddick, gonna, wait a SEC,
guidelines desire joy there.
The guidelines are things? Do you think Letterman's happy, since he left giving a guy like that, can have a pattern like that? You think so. I've had some contact,
sharks, because I thought he would not be but
the service to be incredibly happy and seems to be also shocked at his hat.
You thought that he would have nothing which,
most people. Do you know like my father was
driving hours retiring, thousands and its whole.
Goal as whole life and then
he retired he forgot to think of something to do. Let me live Hobbes so that it would just be
my mother were Dasa and was
Michelle younger, that my dad would just look out the window and she laughed and help clean out the red and make it to know what to do. No idea, you walk the neighborhood and talk to
I can the neighbourhood I mean if you like, you need something to do something occupiers, heart ass. He gave you just sit now. You can't do nothing yet. I follow this guy,
data. How young who keep observer? Then you gotta.
Follow him on twitter occurs. As subversive me
follow ever Annette,
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now a year where I live near billion. So I tell you I tweet- I am thinking here. Tweet me back,
another com, I go home way or what
ever richer that I'm the guy go. I keep it out. It was
colleagues, if ever the turbo, no response you some,
doesn't even refer labelling,
he does these videos and put them on twitter and they're so funny as he does. It
old man complaining and then
His neighbour is is all because of the cap must be seventy by now.
His name? Is an old african american fella about the same age and their plant checkers,
I share their authorities. Fifty years exactly replied, Jackson
I'll give it our say like guide. I did a hundred and fifty to nature.
Motherfucker? You did shit, I gotta go.
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a bad how's, the sheer there were terrorism or store. I gotta give you believe me. I did.
I know that and I walked on the moon, mother fucker. What was your store echoed this year because out? Yes, I wrote passengers too,
a memoir a memoir, a memoir added its essentially just it is. It is a biographical account of the strangeness of your life. Yes, so what was the story about the tonight show for you about
chance agreements- and I shall give you must have done- the tonight- show a bunch- I mean
like I remember seeing you wanted to nature while there is it,
Georgiana Carson and then there is afterward right, but
Canada has carried out my peak
Knowing I gotta get it's a pretty quick says by two years
as really good. You know I shall go Carcinus denounces retire in eight months. So, as I want to go to Lhasa, moved ass Angelo
I'll be the last comedian on the tonight show and have annoyed me and call me over to the couch and I'll be a big deal. You know, and so there was this,
Bucker Russia, a lot of power and the idea is the guy to get through the gatekeeper
so anyway as but he was very frustrating to her. So I would do a set
that he would come first. I do the Saturday to come with me after I didn't
if you, but I was really drunk she didn't. I
Some are dirty anything I of course. Of course I didn't care of rubies. You probably funnier your phone, I d hours,
really hammer and am I arrived at the next time
sitting there, and I look over he's makin with a girl like Jesus Christ. I what the fuck is this guy so finally, spearheads look,
the stage and sees me after Rio, seven tries enough.
So then he is your great but you're, not a Johnny Comic you're. A J K is people's eyes, ridiculous right that have no meaning. So my half life is like your morbid J J was Monday night.
As a guest at that time and that are able to reveal that he was gonna take over. So I guess you're right.
J J. I would call on all my friends Darby. There was a year ago, Johnny Comic his eye
your Jake, I am I the half of it I had. I might have no fucking
when the targets are so every day
He says like whispers to me. He was then also Jays gonna. Take over the shower
about an hour ago. I was in the past
are you risk sharing, and everyone knows that this? Let us thank you time in confidence.
So anyways, he says John,
watch the Monday night with J.
And arable. Everybody already knew at that point. The Johnny hated J, also, and even even if he didn't,
Johnny, Carson, gonna, watch the guests to ride on Thursday day. Eleven thirty sign ever got to do that.
Lights over there. Looking back like,
really a Carson guy? I just wanna he was like
corny all guide me young Inca. So I took on faith that even find a united clubs, and
funny, but I wasn't a guy. I grew up with Johnny Carson. I was rub with David Letterman right, so they probably was better. For me, the two to have my for a spot on,
you know you got sorted into the Right house, the area without it I it turned out Dave Comic.
Were neither a letter of ignoring nor Nigel, had met, Johnny Carson after that
I told the story alone hidden, it is said it we do whatever he said about the talent bugger, but he saw me he had an off
every retired. We would go to the office every day, Johnny Carson and I don't know what he did
in Albania and a secretariat. Wouldn't you
when we like send jokes into Letterman, sometimes early work, because,
he died letter, but that all his job- and I remember watching
they're going all these jokes suck. What is this? What is this my locked and then he
is that all Johnny Rural Azure explained and, of course of Johnny, said their jobs will be compelled to read the right areas.
As is here on time, so
but anyway
Those are alive. Abrasion, Larry King is either those kings things in USA. Today,
for those people who don't know what that is, it was a bullet.
Where Larry would save his opinions. They write funny and his cabinet old, journalistic device, predated, Larry, king, just stream of consciousness, things you know and we would parity though he does
now in twitter rules. We have parity them, but they were already really self periodical you're right. So it's hard to very real crazy, like
My guy yellow is a good color, but blue.
The best so Johnny in inviting
No, why invited me to his office as soon as I get there and it turned out that job?
the USA. Today, every early with them, he would find his friends and read very kings. Stupid right,
I gotta get a kick out of others, for friends would laugh, so it is in his did over his desk.
Nor and there's always like em secretary and cut them out of the paper about three inch: thick pack, ass, Larry, kings, news and views, kings, things or whatever scar. So he gives me a badge and then he takes measures, let's arrogant, Carthage. He got lots.
Let's just read something I going with IRAN a clear: did he genuinely think they were right for non already, that there were see that they related ok, good, good, getting good or get through that really super better
and he thought it was saying that there are taking up her newspaper space.
Had you now,
I wish he would read one, and then I would be blind you really speaking of sir.
Will you say across the table? I flew about. As far as I am for relays at present,
He got like here I come here. Why is it
you know, I would enjoy baseball. It was eleven meetings. We laugh another.
And then I would really like to was like. If you have to see,
on movie this year, may get Mickey blue eyes and a lack of Arab.
Ways through. I realize you'd never ask me to do and oppression.
Maybe I am I being a fool. I guess you never said like do. Larry king shower bath, but I guess he lighted, so we laughed at that. We did that and he goes will have to get together again. Presumably to do this,
the same thing, I mean that's what you already retire. I mean, I guess you know I guess he played a lot a tenant
Then he did. I owe yadda yadda yadda aid, but I
I imagine that it and I'm sure you know for J too, is probably really weird to have
pattern of going to work every day in having this very structure, lifestyle and all the suddenly taken.
What'll. I do what do I do now? Have you ever my impression of Johnny?
in forty nine one one when he had his mass of heart attack and now I M not really wider. Please take us there. You have to be the nine eleven arbour assure neither one operator should together phone rings.
I do not want one lotuses, as is Johnny Carson. Oh Miss Carson. Yes, how can I help you? I am
I feel like there's a yak on my chest. Could you describe a yak go further,
you're, like my mother, address issues later what happened at the dogma that in that, in that scenario, that person would try to be respectful of John, I, as that of the Euro area. I know they know, there's not notice. I should go with you,
normal saw in the sea merit? Is that a bribe vs acting jobs or lets me really explore? The depths of my eye was dry
Diana earlier about I'd, only been ally for additions. In my life you know so awful in them, but
Why was I came
I have very strong stand up, so I'd kill the club, so there was
a guy casting agent and he's like after by said, it's like, I love you there, the short fossil
flying blind with Tee Leoni and then this guy, this talk,
Zack like Woody Allen. You know the idea was that he was never. She is. She was super hot, so otherwise it was a big show that there were just start.
In fact, there are regular RO. They wanted to do and say that your perfecting artists, perfect,
Great love you
the sailor love me for I shall keep saying that I discovered you just don't forget
That's not forget excited so using scribblers lush.
Huge amount of lies. I have as I'm reading it
look in the mirror and make faces
yeah? I like underline one
to say louder than the other words.
Like all the actors exact go there the next day to meet the producer, as was written
Bruce I get this thirty people,
by war,
introducing airway look ahead of the network of my what now and so is.
Like the nation during a fox, not the beginning, but so shows were important that tat. So
these people, so I start reading get nor nothing. Zero response
the authority of light, like other puzzled, half while either the cash
director Gustafson sob everybody is that you
we have a moment Norbert. I we have
but in the hall- and I am sure of a moment, so it s not so we go. The high goes flock where you're doing enough.
So I know what I was reading the spread of scripture he caused by what about last night. I go why because last night, like that, the company club
so ugly, you owe you already by material from last night. You got no, you idiot, because, because I want you to be funny
like last night. So like nobody headline
good material everywhere now or two years
some stuff, so a wrote in a way I can make.
I've gotta get mixed up a funny, letting us because of you,
back in Aruba, tired, ass leaders, last level law drive and then my manager goes that guy's real powerful you because he could make us
Never work in this town again why these essay the authorized right as I even I knew, as I think you could do that that, but you should still thank him for this
Lisa dedicated a good idea.
It is. However, will the network testing process is a brutal horrific?
process, gosh, which job emotionally feels very much like the russian literature that you so enjoy.
A tale of isolation and an icy. An icy tundra
We already going to those big state.
Observe wherever they are, the people,
Let decide our way. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
auditoriums and I feel so bad. I always well back as I would have television shows where I
Of course, other manufacturers is dead. Silence, oh yeah. I was a power thing as some of my cat. I think it was a power thing
Oh yeah, Erasmus and power thing as some of my god. I think it was a power thing and I think it was also a you know why these people are just terrified. You know, because their livelihoods,
and on whether or not they have another hit show. But I think a lot of people are too terrified to express an opinion in front of their bosses because then they're not gonna, be accountable for
It's like, ok! Well, as long as I have the same experience at my boss is having I can't ever
named, and so I think there are just narrow fide terrified
laugh in the bosses. Think it's funny, it's like, oh, why
You think that was funny, but I dont know if these are firing. I think I think they let you have a terrible terrible experience for
former rinds sides made so uncover and then, although it doesn't matter so I go, we gave to this, other guy could see was the same height. Is this other perceptual usually adds yet accurate,
the them,
the terror they make. You go through for no reason,
I don't know I know like for notes. There are people that that's what they do for a living. They give notes the people at home. I give notes for this studio
will give notes that network people give known here too. There are a lot of don't make sense, ass, their job job and we thereby, what's a note, that's always going to be negative.
Why didn't you just got highlight everything right now that the Euro area,
eleven there, though I wouldn't that be the gay sometimes. So when Seinfeld came around
Seinfeld came yourself, Rick, Ludwin and late night because they had they had signed.
To a holding deal in case, replace replaced, Johnny, Carson, so save out server. Guided
thanks, you should burn his money and has that price at work out of his eye, while I'm just being paid a billion dollars off, make a shower
Everybody in the world- I remember I was now what about our show about being a comic in right. Now is when everybody,
right now it s not a good idea at all. So he did that.
Larry David and, as a summer show, and the sun was called Seinfeld chronicles and it didn't do out and then, when I became a head and then
Larry, David and both of them, especially Larry. David, is very hard. Headed
as was willing to work. You know Jersey,
I was right to act because he's making so much money as a standard green. It right in spite of the biggest biggest greeted her, so they were dead now
especially when the show became ahead
did I hear stories about from the writers about how you noted, in after the dress or wherever
They then lay resolves and Larry would be putting putting her jerry said, another couch and then the guy Kevin now liking, who I think, what about
A thing if a lane you didn't, I didn't act so surprised at that moment, the third
like the way you do. I like her
and then I had to show the same time and I was like a person I go where they do that,
Larry, show a sofa and they allow sides outlay of different thing, and I thought well now, after after cipher such a success or now they'll go that far.
Right, a great media and then a guy. He chooses and then two guys right, the show, which is also the interested
robots, eyebrows, a room full of writers, none of which will be the ideal as you go
to the jury, Larry and telling a story from your life right, but had to be a real start, real start yet just brilliant idea, and then they would read it
spoke first in time he wrote the soup nazi and blood and the entire star he told them was there was a guy in New York. There was a suit mass in that there is a real danger.
So. He told me like years later. We got everybody like I wanted heavy for that suit. Nazi episode,
you wrote the entire day. He said Larry said I I
Amendment no four,
you are doing your shoulders, you're doing a networks, a gun now, because of their reason, I would have loved to do with that idea.
In the old days as they did. You look at the creditors to gather together, and so I did like this collaboration. The rooms were getting bigger and bigger, say that eighteen people in a room trial
poverty trying to tell you how to be funny the way you as another area and how below
people Right- and I was
as I was you're funny. You're, like a accept,
lab hamburger. They were like you, but instead it would be this kind of Haider Ball because you're trying to be likeable. So
right here. Those guys really trying
can feel when yeah comedy is rough, when people can feel the need when they can feel the desperation.
It it's all over because they need a collar. Then you comedian can lead them. They need the commission continues to be a leader is anyway,
the size of the room, even like from a socio political standpoint. I don't think a teen people can work as one they'll drift they'll make clique clicks right on every three people: three groups of sex at all talk about the others as if their no good, but also
there's no eighteen good funny. People who can never for doing as your like Melissa Jargon for awhile
to put it, doesn't show here for three reasons: badger and either
Like an ego about jokes like I will go like whatever the vast joke. Is that what we do care? Who wrote it later? If the
racist around which had always tell the resistance to pitch whoever.
If I wrote it and if I were a joke, you write a better jirga, my fight for my job, it's absurd dinner. I want the best short and I remember you
next week. I remember what you guys, rather job right now, to get upset by the
at that time? There was so much money, the writers ragging isn't.
In Peter Ass Roma from Warner Brothers studio, he found reality us wait till I get is to guys.
Mirror meddling riders
said why assay severely, given them a fire.
Www gaily, so
take a lottery ticket away from a guy and other viable. Some,
Now there were other gray and why not I who carry like a winner?
they had all gonna ruin his gas chances of having a giant housing carried out. But that's what busted, I believe as a busted, sick, Ives rightfully. So the idea that is reality shows that my web site, like second
good right right and then I can order that strike. I just go by the very people take long ago. You deserve gag anyway,
or that you deserve our Europe naked,
Is this super rich guys at the beautiful
laminated like
I had hired someone to write a perfect joke. I really don't like collaboration
I too is good. You even know it's there, even if they were all super
did. I will be like anything.
When I caught our. But you know if you had Picasso Rembrandt Senator
another, because the Rembrandt Junior exemplar, like you, had
together. Ok, let's start on just be a mass, obviously the abbess, yet a singular vision for that, but I also feel like I did. You couldn't be noted, because Picasso, the guy, was with the nose, the other
They were a bright off the top Cuba's irritating. That Picasso is, though, that the most famous well paid painter and the whole world. Do you think that's a niche painter? If I'm right,
that's very strange to you that you will be Rembrandt or if they re realist,
but it was. It was just that style, but he was also. He was also amazing at that as well, but he, just
oh, he was I to tat- is just this- this style that have developed over time. Oh, I didn't get em, so he was. He was like an expert lie. They also with any type of
learn how to do a brown, yeah, exaggerated and eager for your constructive, but I think, but in your case just as a comedy fan, I feel a gear voices. So specific
I can't imagine someone writing for you, because you is there. I think it when I think of comics that I adore that I think you know like some, unlike Maria Ban Freedom, but you can't write from a rear just
that's just how you know her voice and the kind of the voices in her brains are make that happen. I mean I
still remember. I still have this thing:
I had that you said- and I must have seen at twenty five years ago, but it was summer ineffective limbs me
streets of your wiener dog and Cardigans is yes.
No, I can't bear. How could you tell
I want to write that you know like schoolbag, but let's go let's go and I could go leg,
Sadly, there are some jokes because avows love serve communist servant, a student of the other. You know,
when I'm at Garry shandling there was a joke that you did. That was so mysterious to me how he wrote this joke in the joke was that he says
so anyway.
Dating Miss Georgia. My right, it's, the former, Miss Churchill cats, it's George Foreman
as I do, that by Heaven,
reverse engineer from George formal light divide, visa r d violence
What did he say? He's gonna forget now any time there was before he became like those in our teacher just like what the fuckin time,
I don't so funny asked
whatever the g spot, you is. I ve heard about this GS manner.
And he goes juice ever know how to find these falcons use
I wouldn't even know how to find a guy's ball.
Further fucking funny person in a later became service, like teacher of teacher but United,
while the young comics, he would certainly be very kind, and it was nice to see you in a moment. The jet appetite was saying that he was so meticulous. Did he had these notebooks work which work
the entire in ten foremost mathematically constructions, a comedy and how jokes work and why this is funny and why that's not funny and died.
I am of a room. Many really seem to be of an actual student of the of the science of the science and the rights of comedy, but I saw Seinfeld the thing and then the New York Times were that shows how he made a joke from nothing. Then I like that,
you don't like it now lie that an- and I know very well when speaking
Gary mayors were discovered,
ever lived, but
that idea of mathematically understanding comedy. I know that it's not,
because there is, I know it's not an art is because an art can be interpreted differently.
By measure. But if you go into stand up, you have to make a noise at maybe I'll, make a noise altogether all at the same time, so that its craft- it's not our two, no reaches people can't go highlight that part. I like that exemption will be laughing our different parts
but when you get up valuable, but on a on a larger scale than when you take comedy out of that intimate situation. That does happen, though, if you go, I heard about this. I wasn't.
And here I saw the thing in that wasn't funny, which we re internet meditated
not fire fighting Reimer right, there's only one. Allow is very binary that way, so
This idea. Arithmetic
automatically rather deconstructing comedy. I think you know there's that various quote by Mark TWAIN dominance.
Blood, but he says dissecting com. Is I dissecting a frog at the end,
nothing of interest us can accept. You gotta tell upper right, sir, but it's the steed Martin thing of he veto from what I understand of his herbs. Early stand opposite in. He wanted
to be funny, but you never knew exactly why they were funny. They were just funny that here
maybe I'm very sad
fear is worried about rang a movie. He didn't have read a movie.
Who told him. Nevertheless, caravan already said you're funny
so just write, a movie movie will be funny.
That is a very simple, but it was an epiphany to him. It is a guy can be confident that whatever I do will be fine, because I've funny
and so that made a lot of sense to hear his book weather.
Other members book born standing up for it saying I, which I thought was a fantastic book accept.
For a while. You were tie what his early. He chooses early jokes and there is great jokes from his album and
The word is early jokes, my all right there on the album, rather life and tat lower his early graduate. I would love to see, but of course, who would have the balls to put those out. You know I have a tape of my fourth time said: have you replaited anyway?
for myself, I had it in Ottawa, this guy manager table. I did an hour, oh my god,
with your for time holy shit instead
I wish they one night was a city, yuk yuk, say again, as I too periods in Ottawa, where I stand as very lucky.
So I went for a walk, Eriksson Headliner a month holy shit so, but does all awful.
So he had. It knows I gotta get outta here sums alters earlier this precious things,
as I said, I gotta get it then the others made up something other than a documentary IBM and they want to take. You. Men of ombudsman have served to make him think that he be our tv right at you, but they need that like for early regret. It Nick and everything else matters words going present,
I get the tape I now I watch at once.
Stride in another and I don't even keep it, but you destroyed it.
So I know that's why I say. If I had the balls I
I would say here the jokes because to show people you can be a stand up.
You can be a great stana by steam, aren't even though this these were his real first right, you see this terrible taxes. Everybody's first jokes are terrible. Yes, this is, and so I think that would help a comic and seven they re like. Oh, I was demands
Respect was, let's get small eyes. You just can't. We just sat down in a row but use it, but in the Euro a day with the book there was a bullet points it got sent over. The
Look like? Oh, you know norm tells a lot of these stories a book about the time he disastrous appearance on start, but I had remembered your star search and I went back and watch it again and it was
Disastrous wasn't disaster is, furthermore, you only had two minutes to which was a ridiculous. That is particularly other road backwards from two men. Two minutes to do stand upright, not the joke.
What are our eye? The germ of, and I thought the crowd was. I thought the crowd reacted. Did you see the guy after me? Now I just I just saw your clever. Who was the guy after the Bush man? I don't.
Liberia or the letter. I seven dollars from Seattle were along flowing robes, you at risk is called international stars, so I was from Canada
The least international his robe Liberia and we haven't got exiting so that's it.
More international right, a yes
I had any jokes about, but all my jokes were about domestic maritime affairs, so we're Jefferson. That would be a stupid layer. That would be an advantage.
But then, of course later I realize now they want international guy
I did go well, I,
when I came out, he almost laughed lucky, he said another.
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ever do this, but you're putting on the show now I've never met a big point of how I never did that, and this was the first time.
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when I'm Letterman was known, they didn't notice it like. You know these guys go like you, we don't care
you do like, I did go, see you at catching and I could bomb, but we don't care. We can see through that
yeah, of course they get super nervous because in order to get makes the well, you ever said that guy got no laugh, perfect you'll be perfect for their show. You does you immediately become thousand Letterman after the first time or did. Did you have a future where we live,
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I just know we had a really like him. We tell he talked
me, which I felt was nice between commercial switch. He never did with anyone else and he was so funny so incredibly funny. You know that
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which I really should guide to fit.
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as on the show so often,
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obey you never get over it.
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your question. Is it not time they had me on the carpet with for the arrived
and then they had me talking to people afterwards,
and how did you like that? I, like the show
doing that. Well, you know it was. I love
I've been friends of by I've, been friends with Bob.
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If anyone asked me to do anything, I would have done it, but I also feel uncomfortable
king and hosting- and I like hosting and so especially CASA Bob because it was companies assured sure sure- and I mean I don't
Do that stuff any more direct carpets of anymore, but but before you created this empire
you're sort of in a category with Ryan, see crass outside it
your address, Carson Daily, yet guys that your house-
no broadcasters and which was which, for me, the hard thing was that I am you know. First and foremost, I've always been com.
In India, sort says I'm saying I want, or at not like to exactly
people go. Oh your house, and even still, it's only been like the last couple of years. Where I mean when I performed, we will go
No, you did stand out. I haven't you, have everything
and I got that you get that. How do you get that? Because I'm just I'm just so
as the guy. There was an accident or maybe the guy, the fire from ESA. I just might escape pigeonholed, but
My pigeon hauling way. I understand pigeon hurling someone is but an hour to them.
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play there and also we know
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being running her ass glad. That is that I was just being fucking lazy. It is, I
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card thing in all the other comedians or in the audience, were folded.
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and I don't junior was ever there.
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Early on, I think before, because we are actually you I hung out. I hung out near you,
a couple times with, by availing, I was always a sort of quiet, because I was you were kind of Austria nervous around the edge yeah and you I remember us upstairs at the laugh factor: yeah yeah, yeah yeah. I didn't
that, in turn from you know, I I I just always felt like. I don't have anything interesting to say to these people. That's where all they're, all people that-
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this measure, the era- that's very rare, as those guys were.
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violent idea. I would never let everybody touches so did you do we conducted all
you're, so we get up there. Nothing. These are just sketches. Gotcha,
get updates to hard right that many journalists by Herself-
but I'd what I did do as we gonna.
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on Saturday than ever.
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and I said Lord Fire, so lord-
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oh shit, so I'm hiding you know when I see her absorption of ducking behind like pillars that whatever he's gonna, fax machine,
the copy of mission in changing his jokes because he would read
jobs, but I'd ever learn were her
it was a guy who gave learns first, two hours and a noise very loyal. So am I shall. Finally,
a day. Finally didn't show up, I don't know who finally had the courage to tell us if it.
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the show since its inception so Eddie
I found it together.
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when I read every juggling city, I even if the first hundred were best arises. Ascend hundred joke today
every single day, and there were almost jokes like, but never lie, funny enough.
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so lords.
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no- can be a very, very good, as did you have all I got here. Is that typewriter? Did you tell the guys who survive Adela by mindedly? Can you Heather? Oh, yes, are you transcribing early worsen.
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by all sorts of cells. This I drew this. I painted this in high school, so I want to be a cartoonist. You dear did yeah and I found it like you copy it, not what I mean it was an exit yapping I it was. It was from an episode,
of you know it was like a rabbit season, duck season episode, but I'd, but about there wasn't value there was that picture which you just traced her? No, you did that. No, no, no and I found a snake
years ago, a crow yeah. Why are you not a cartoonist because I like
many better and also there are much better cartoonists aren't. I guess you could argue their better comedians to but
will you not I hear from from people?
do innovation that there are good cartoon. As that
other those back our tunas, but that the the cartoonists don't understand comedy. So they don't do. You know like these get bugs that I'll do different great takes and in what I've heard, as they send their funny script over to Korea right and they just have like this with a dude
but together do the betweens overseas, but I think you should be with the guy. I want bugs to turn this
sure yeah, that's that's how that's how it was when these guys were when structure as regards,
the guy I'm talking about, did the next June,
whatever the hell I was worried already did he did apparently them you may be addressed in this. Apparently there was a sitcom. They didn't as us, a cartoon sitcom of bugs body and his friends. So when a freak like
big three camerista come yet. So that's crazy! Yes, vivacity see but offline
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Aided by how good I thought I was good until I saw their work and then their innovation animation work here, and that was very much that thing where they were very high.
Zanu they were airfares plus writers, yeah directed the epoch,
and so I read and steadily was the first.
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had a very kind of grotesque idea in a great way and so John Cyber WAR. But why do I know that? But I can wrap actually master the he did like Fritz the cat, and I, of course have ended in them.
Wizards. Obviously, that lot of fritz allows a movie. Everything tat was a movie was basically like a dirty, and I would very likely floor, and there was you know he was gonna theory cat
have sat. The area was very sexual and yet very dirty. Israel's then ass. It was rather you actually the what else to do
did mighty mass in the eighties heated aversion mighty had to conform a little bit, so he's sensibilities,
If you know when you are younger and you re like fuck everything that you start you don't you like, you know, maybe I'll just take the job. Maybe I'll just do it. I had a friend read now I once heard, as you probably know, but he's in that situation, where he was given he crew three. Here we shall but is now three camera guy scenario, size
describe the cash ex wife. A girl like you need money, is avoided.
And I've been like, like you know, if I could replace al- that you guys a favor
video of like screaming, about jail. Leno selling tickets condemn
cheaters Commercial, to read us during. Yet he did to read us and I think that was unlike rant any minor so like he'd put, it was, I think it's on one of his stand about their noses, long buried for islamic sky. Thank you, spacecraft rather comics, but then I get a gun after a lot of people
just get out of selling her whatever. That means I mean,
presumably bill hex well performing clubs and saw the liquor
assign everything selling at last year,
your harboured create art for yourself. Why did guiding selling out is.
Two is violating your personal belief system for some type of gain, financial gain or power or whatever it is. But if you know of Jeff
Well, let us act that he was that he be exactly if you D, never particular you know like, but I really hate Doritos.
Reaffirming giving them money about everything you ve really was neutral on those in someone said: hey here's a million dollars sure why not? He said
a letter has no right to Kosovo. Comic.
How about the right of his ability
it's funny, you won't agony. Regular right of governor was spectacular communities, their blessings like elvers sooner, I didn't you
You ever see him when he was just a Japanese to go on Letterman and he was so
fiery and in some way way. I e g in the little sublime move. He was powerful. I even like real after they got famously. Like side fell again
The illegal jerry's, IVO people plan for ten minutes. They do that.
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Performing his hard law yet adjust crashing like you didn't needed rest on our laurels and not all
I got, I got to lack of a certain way and I can understand why people don't think he was a great talk show host. However, I do not understand the animosity directed toward him. You know
people are probably was there was a. There is definitely a shift in his presentation between his comedy and then and then the show
These are two different modes and probably just assumed like cable, this guy, this, the guy who is hosting the show proteins
to be more congenial were calculated that it was a calculated decision and you know cause he couldn't because, as I am sure he would,
king steamrollered everyone. If he was that guy,
hosting now, where the word tat their guess. What
when the treaty is also a ridiculously smart guy, and I think he probably once he got into the job, was legitimately just enough that interested in talking to people that he probably felt like. Well, I mean
probably a lot smarter than his person, and I don't really care who the fourth lead on e, like what they have to say about stuff as his faculties.
This development
here too. I would, of course you would end its also Johnny's show it was a big John was a banner Israel. Smart also only made a monologue twenty minutes ago.
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I went over the situation and James I get a day like crazy. Is the better shell fish as much better here I said I really like you do. The day show is better, but he he. But what drives me
Crazy is no one else had that connection to the audience as jail in a dead right. Nobody and he crushed everywhere there when he left.
This is number one. Yet I think, there's also a m. I think he also probably got dinged for being. I don't know like, I think it was right like oh, he just wants to be number one
I mean, but I feel like no matter what people should on no matter what we give you
You know how to better. If you'd have your problem and if you Bobby learn, because you know people even started kind of turning on Letterman's, you know like nor did shocked me. Yeah really shall so I think it's July. They turn out. I heard that they set, whose political per that from a lot of people
No! No! I mean, I honestly, don't know, I think it's just the nature of the ebb and flow of social dynamic.
How could he, how could people love someone?
for thirty years nonstop there would have to be a.
This period, and that now we law now a backlash.
We would like them again run out to tag along the danger, but you said something: I'd
on article of every maybe was Esquire
or you were talking about how you thought, the state of cavity itself was kind of declining a little bit or like their within. You had some criticisms about the state of comedy in, and I think some of it had to
you with maybe the kind of confessional dial the visible richer Toby Watch cover. Much was young people down.
About you ever China resolve? You know what they do now: confessional companies center. I went to a club and I watched
Neither are we talking about like you know they were daddy, would say, lasted when there are cared.
You know what they're going to names like if you have
I saw one woman show once my woman
there she is. I want my mother had breast.
Answer you know, and now I have breast cancer
what's everybody like they think it so special when there, when get cancer dies
what are we just ended the bog. It's almost like the height of narcissism to think that Europe
you're going to be so brave as to talk about it in person.
Right, whereas I all your doing as garnering sympathy for yourself
like I said through, has a brave that saves cowardly, be its is much braver to me. Like I'm, Richard Farnsworth was o character, actor did data legendary fell the straight story, riddled with cancer new last movie very frail and, as is fantastic movie, if area chance,
see it it's by. Is it's not a scenario style
I don't really know right away a fan of love
was it ever then she found a man says weird stuff,
her work, but this was a straight ahead story. You think I calling a hard g g right, ok,
because the second time I was on my whoa, I understand what you gotta see this. Ok, if you watch closely there's like
hellish things going on underneath the surface of what looks like a quaint story as
some guy, rather than actual real life drove his writing. Langmore across the state to visit his brother who has died. Society was the point of that is the richer Farnsworth was dominate averted, a cat caviar for the movie and if he had said he was, he was filled with cancer. He would have one for sure sure, but it said he didn't sat and in fact,
No one knew ass. His family did not. He kept it from everyone, and then he did. He was a stunt man before his matter. It with a guy stunt man's death which, as you put a shock out of your mouth and new with your of toll, you pull the trigger employer, had only guy and so that to me is courageous like,
you don't wanna, be a burden to your family. You know that nothing about it and then your guy benefits it,
tell in the early right, he wrote a nice lead
to everybody alone in a fair wind, said the girl. I didn't want to hear that.
Is it it? We will distress, I thou wow incredible life.
Just go through and allow he had. So you don't think I threw it alone. You don't think you would write confessional like do you didn't talk about in the gambling stuff understand up to do that. Stanhope
No, never never!
I never talked about.
They really did. I talked about universal me, I'm in right that I was afraid of death that tobacco, which is something that everybody is afraid of. You know and am so things like that that was,
me, but it was everybody sure I wasn't pretending that it was a specific right elbow
and if I had a specific ailments, possibly I do you dont know I do I don't know, but I would not talk about it would not. I hope that I will not discuss it and had just try to try to benefit monetarily from, but you tells him each other. They will get what other people
and they get nothing. But you tell stories in the book, though, so that is in a way your sharing its bright.
Well. I don't tell stories, though, that I shall start
my gambling sure, but I don't really think of gambling as much of a sure. The old I gotta go see the bug. Legged, Sierra Leone, as or even get incredibly wealth.
Sera writers, that's a good job. We gotta get. It would put a lot of jobs in the burghers rejoiceful again, then I get a bit of acts
Maybe what happens when you sit down and forced herself to write is as a credible. We are first of all you think about your life. You know when you guess, Socrates and life.
It is not worth living which agree with minutes after examining about, as gave depressing because.
Will you really like you, your life, you guys you don't do. Hardly anything in eating food is huge bout of time.
Food guy, the restaurants finding people to eat with you for the next meal right food, food food there that's most of your day as measure meeting stand up on the roof. Yes try to fight. So when you look,
so mundane and that's why I want to remember I rather member things
when I was a little boy, my dad,
Belle and how a millimeter game now, Philip there's film in Europe
and he would take pictures are like a birthday party. Just be always look
it's like waving server, gonna capitulated manner and the colors
error shoe and those bright lights, brightest, light right your face, and I was Dick fifteen seconds because my father what's next,
but I have had it when I look back on its it's the way
memory is like it's.
This order.
I'm real colours and the things I bade so then I'll cut to me,
with my son years later and I had a video camera. You know, as I taped this fifth birthday, and it was I to ours, and I, why said, and am I showed us my kid light, as is the
but now that I don't care what the government here here works here and then another kid. They say nothing to each other
I'm gonna show this to my kid. I want him to remember things as he thought they were bad as there
actually was sure, and so that a lot of the book is, as you know, is meditations on
Emory, because I was then at odd that people remember things falsely, and I know it's files, because I've been the story, Zog Maritime CAT, that big fish I got.
Refresh my life there was a huge fish
I'll tell you, I've, never cried I've, never God! Fishing have there been both have
was fine. We went and aided in a cabinet my ok, whatever their so convinced of it rail and that even the person that and then I started go out. Oh Mary, I caught a fish like you know that my memory is suddenly becomes.
Suspect it also saw a lot of workers is serve reflections. I, what
memory actually is and how you,
backwards, and you no matter what
past is because it is to me faulty memory, sure any appeals I live in the present, which is
task, if you do it, but on the other hand, who'll who lives in the present Alzheimer's patients, they do that's absolutely it's a nightmare, and here that addressing a person will go lower like if you could go too. I would ask you a question if you could go to the greatest like island of your choice and go with the most beautiful woman of your dreams and for a month have a fantastic
Tropical Paradise, but in return you don't remember any of it when you get home. Would you accept that market? Ah, that such an interesting philosophical question, because it does, it really divides people between who are going to live in the moment? Who are doing things to remember that,
I hope we will do that's the only way we will go. I'm gonna go to Hawaii and I'm gonna get the best picture said there were taken, bring him back in her little that I, like a hundred percent, so they're gonna go to a place in the future too, to record the past right to fur yeah.
I completely in this decision you have to make a month of your life goes by right. That's gonna! Do I?
recognize that there is a month hole
in my life I go. I don't know how is it September,
happen August, our ok, so there is a gap plead that kind of abroad, because I would feel like why have some sort of a neurological disorders. How can I just lose a month of my life and I found out, I figured I realize this order is a twilight located israeli I've loved. You gave a guy submitted.
Approval yeah, you know, I think I would because I still feel I could be a great month.
And it would be a nice bonus to be able to remember that month, but then also
The other side it is, you know, that's does the other
person does my wife also why just got married? They arrive by your wife. Isn't it
That is a bad anchoresses discovered, but did she remember it to where it is away from her memory? Andrea was the wife railways memory. I still think you do it. I still think it.
What did you hear a month? Yeah, maybe
maybe it was a weekend. I d like to re other people are even other not MIKE exist, yet with other room. So have you guys have a vote? Would you buy? What would you do? You do
damn you do too. Would you not do it? I wouldn't know because you just feel like if you can't wreck, if you can't recall
the experience and it didn't happen that as useless I mean it's. Basically, it give their loosely, probably plotting out what the story board
where for total recall, not everything that is out of everything you behold the whole continent movie was they would implant memories of things that you didn't actually do, but you would remain.
Sir, and so you know what thinkers character as a psychotic break, because he doesn't know you know it's. It's kind of acting out this thing
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It's got its no longer exist. So if you can have that perspective, you know like if you need an eighty year old man, you know that it only in country western songs of a broken hearted, but if you rely
adulator values. Dear rubber, remember, a girl right here at TED
there are worrying about out there just trying to get through the day. So if you could have that, if you could make use of an instant respect, we go aware. Will I think in ten years about this?
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disagree with everybody else about next year as area Huffington before issues before she had opposed for she had pirate,
I said you like: what's charisma, you know because they say Kennedy I presume Dixon had not yet, if I'm flip
Through the Jails- and I said Dixon I stopped and I listen did I find him fascinating, an intriguing so as that tourism has asked his eye the air to her, and she goes whether you stupid, if you think that
This is why why other? Whether bear the gig Shimerda Garriga? That's that's why she has made us where the time before before his dagger empire does in other
it should bear it again. Shimerda, there's gonna, be a marriage of convenience together at a more publicity to Michael Huffington, overwrite, gotten wretched desert. So, but he is open about it. I wasn't didn't you have caused by the ass. I find that next to say that I think I think charisma.
On the topic. I think charisma is about presents. You know if you can tell, when someone's presence in the moment here and that's an attractive quality, because I think it's a thing that most people because of Europe,
and in the moment you must have a reason for being present in the moment and therefore you must have answers to questions that people have. So, I think that's the way,
presently. The moment I mean like you can tell that someone is locked in two what's going on. You know like if some of having a conversation with new there
paying attention there
Can you in the I believe here present at the moment
now I am deeply via I believe you are as well. I believe, but I also I also know that there are times where I just drift. You know it's like I'm thinking about
additives which are in the business of the agreed, like eight pages of a book, gotta rewritten hasn't it.
Disability. Turning the pages you reading the words and your line, the whole time is thinking about another thing that happened because one word triggers your brain and in that just the doll. The sudden network becomes like a ball of yarn to a cat,
in the rain. Were you just spin off, then? Why do you keep route? Really?
because your body is just on autopilot about is instead of is interesting, that your brain can automatically
do they suffered by women in the USA and factories in other their hands are moving by themselves like
right. You know they're doing things and they can talk with their friends, yeah or even knitting.
It's just a muscle memory, but your brain masses on more and more than one thing at a time and that data here there's no such thing as Malta tat. You can't you cannot
while multi tat. You can do a bunch of things.
Once, if their sort of you can stop
One thing: I do not think that go back of warlike that if your hands are, but you cannot focus on more than one thing at a time, it's it's impossible and I think that is you
and if you do, I, like you, say automatically, maybe that's a saving.
About eight asking if your speaking digesting food right digesting of the food is a very great thank God, the second branding, the gut second brain, was fastened. Anyhow, your ear digestive system works on its own without the without the rice and EVA brain. Even if the brain was cut out, the digestive system would continue our while whether even talking about using the gut bacteria as a therapeutic treatment for obesity, because they it's better basically
doing a poop transfer their putting their scooping out stool and they can, you know, put it in another, the idea being that the bacteria is healthier and will create more balance in Europe in your
got a lot of stuff happens aware they do this beer that this group, I like to think to people just put their backs up against each other,
the trades and wanted to transfer scoop. The stool got bacteria they transplant into another person. The theory being not just creates a healthier balance, but I should be a hobby of yeah
our third of its there appeared now he fell by denying oh you do it right. I that the just looked at the piece of bread with
and very precise didn't do something with that. That would help sick people, but I also think
but I would never go ahead as the stool scoop bodies for the Muslim. I should find
Where proudly should throw this away to be sure, I am always at a bad habit, peasant, otherwise
we do not about. We, because you think you re reflect in your life and I really think habits are everything and if you're bad habits, you trouble sure that if you consciously sound, will it end.
Good habits, your life just get so much better show you I wanted to ask you to my habit, says smoking cigarettes and drink water and, of course the bad habits are easier to fall into it, but I know there's addictions also needs to show that I mean I don't know you don't have it. I dont really now.
I don't know of research has been done where you know they say something an illness because an illness,
I don't know why they use that word, because an illness is something we should be treated with narcotic, Sir Penicillin, antibiotics and end. You know just calling it might just be a bad choice like it might just be a bad habit. You might not be compelled to do it. You know me first of all its fun to do. You never hear people getting addicted to terrible things it I'm in
Well, no, such as I said it in the bag peddling well gradually, but they biggest girl. Why think of its body?
mere something where the right. What running? I also think that to get a leisure for this idea, that about how you can only focus on one things, a lot of, I think, a lot of bad habits form because people are trying to distract themselves from that one. Do you know like that thing that they can't stop focusing on that? Well, that were
They are more talent. I suppose I mean if you are just all alone with nothing to do. I think that's where your mind would go right and I think the more staff you can do. The lease
lesser. You can think of that. You know, and that must go all the way back to what we are talking about with your dad retiring and just sitting around to be like will now. It's just
mortality and it's right there. You know whether I treated Richard Dawkins.
It is of course
things are no more. I did earth as it were the carrot rather as well, but I asked myself, you know, why does life insist never was there was only one.
Relax. Merce says a wide. Is why does life? I know you need the crew
other life. Why does life after? Why do you have to procreate? Why do you have to live
fight to stay alive, fire to stay alive and make sure that year
the gene.
Stay alive, why you have to do that? You know why, if nothing matters, what did the obviously do be go extinct?
Even today, that would be the clear and an obvious
Self evident thing to do and in our in fairness to reach a dog,
He said I was ass, a philosophical question that
I would now ask my friends and try to get back deserves very nice, but am, but I think it lies at the heart of the theology
and people face, especially in this town. You don't say simply.
The invisible man, the sky. They know they already through. I knew her ideas of what you believe, although you can you believe it. I don't know why you think others guy
but the one question that I always bother live there now is about any everybody is how can children die if there's a benevolent god right, and how can the six million go through? The chimney
At berkeley- and this is a question that I think I have an answer for- because I think a lot about this myself, because I really like there to be a god- I don't know it all, but I really would like that to Sarah Servant Amish. As I see it
Let us try and she's like arguably the invisible man, the sky was that with only worse than ever,
They were good luck with that. While it is a good luck for you too,
Mozilla year. I E Europe.
Idea like being thrown to the ground I dirt, tossed on such a beautiful great idea. It doesn't. It doesn't bother me
dirt thrown out forever. I mean yeah because I just sort of feeling it's probably just a blissful state of non existence that I had before
I would be real Alberta here, huge bomber. If that's not right, have you ever blissful state of non existence in Taiwan and after life, while ok, blissful pry the wrong
when I just meant. I am not aware of any thing. You know, I think it be great if there was something, but if there is not, I think the worst thing would be your consciousness lives on, but there's nothing
if you just figure it out of my god how those I've been abandoned. A back up, I think, was a guy who said what he saw. A picture of himself observer is a picture of his parents and his parents had his elder brother.
Is her. His mother had his elder brother in her arms and his mother, father and his elder brother, but he had not been borne yet and he said he felt no grief for terror at that picture. Sure where he didn't exist right so either those very interesting like it's. Why you're saying you write that of? Why be afraid,
not existing, because as I really you that dies, it's the world die sure, and then you know everything there is.
Everything there is everything
that is an intensive. There is some sort of a trance
nation of how this is a conservation of emotional
energy that you know once your emotional energy forms it can ever be destroyed, disperses into the universe. Somehow and you're part of this thing. That is, you can comprehend now, but once you're there you'll totally get it s hard to its very hard to believe, but it be great if that were the and I'll literacy
the grand I dont fault into here's my aunt further? What's the answer for the chimneys? Here's what I believe if there is a God and if he is good and if he created the universe and the earth then and all good being, what can he created can create good because I would just be expansion, so all he can create is bad. So
It creates bad and then, in a cool twist, the bad that he creates is allowed itself in a godlike way to create good from the bad, because originally he created gangrene good from the bad bad for the good and then the young man, the exact opportunity so from us.
The point of logic, which you know as well atheists hours try to say. I believe that there is an answer for
question of why God allows horrors and that's where I come up,
but what I did I ever. I have a rabbi who I talked a lot about jewish now, Mcdonald's. Now I was were by ear
but he's the guy? That knows there is a scholar. My my pastor does know anything like it just happened
pleasant, private, better ones,
if you ask the direct wording. When did you hear me
urban and servants. Eyes like you know how to be a nice fella,
some of us not says by this pass. I follow this path because I read that try to read the scriptures and study last week. I ask this palace priest, I'm sorry. This rabbi saying like in the old testament there, the Lord's prayer, the Lord's, varies as lead us, not into temptation, but to deliver a survival and eyes assets it. How God led us into temptation that, without his boundaries of those without his fancy, God can't do that. If I am correct about about the God of the old testament, he can
It's not in his nature, the devil gas, but not so the devil's are to believe him. I visit of all the religions. You guys are to say was worse than the other, but I can say with all believe that there is one religion. That's just not true, and that's the church of Saint. I beg it. Even reports to be not true like it's like within this guy is bigger than me. Why things
I think also. I think some of the people who were- and I dont know I can speak for everyone, but to some of the stop and I've seen on monitoring and some people adopted as kind of a counter like. Ok, you guys have
guy over there with the beard, and then we have this guy and every wherever in the world. We should all be accepting its. Not just that wonder just like you know, I'm right
Are they going about? I really want to have a personal relationship with the devil
It's the only religion where there's a bigger, say,
longer. Guy outside
The day that the faintness say exists, sure yeah
yeah. I say we're gonna go at the with the workers that guy, like you know that I was a popular again.
Passed out to review the scabbard Erica's baby. That's it is an outlaw the icelandic government, our language, definitely the original legato. I say to my good things about the devil.
The new avenues.
We're out of that environment. I guess there
the original guy got kicked out of a partner who has a new does related exactly like guys. I've had a part in this naked people running around snakes and apples. There is beautiful garden, get kicked out, you don't mind.
I noted that feels like its money, like not building them.
Whatever you realize you're crested odor layers, myself ratchet, but actually there they feel their centres. It allows a Christian
I would say in all the time it's like I had apples appeared why,
possible result,
I have no faith,
What you're looking for answers, yet the alpha something Europe and private close?
Judy isn't right now than anything else, but am, but I like the laughter is so important to me. I'm time me laugh Asher, not hearing other people laugh right, but but me laughing, because I've so emotional and so sensitive that guy can be broken, and I know I can do that. So laughter is what was tat. Keeps me really gives me, God. You know I'm lucky to have,
there was a young people in Cumbria. Better, don't laugh, oh right, yet another of the Power board I'll buy you a dollar through your schedule, I'll that's funny. Waiting,
running. A funny of us knows: I'm gonna ruin him
I been secured, how to know what it is I mean I know, people that are funny become professional, comedians, that shirt and a big enough to Harvard University at any with nice breast purpose, and I met the old Harvard guys. You don't think,
Jim? Now, differences still ass? I was that an eleven hours there and he took some arcade.
The thing I never heard of it a subject and had been shot Kelly
now. You are all the same and that other spirit
there's superseded is gone right, hilariously available, and then they got in a company, but now guys expressly go to Harvard take any subject to so they can be at the Lampoon Alla time and the greater the simpsons. Yes, sir, the yellow that pipeline and they're not funny. You know they're just stir. I was so I don't know if you ran into Harvard people when you first got here too loose ends
yes but writers. A great deal of writers are Harvard people sure and ass scare me so much as our guide ever graduated high school at Harvard means. I what I expect of a gas pipeline dogs at their feet and does the smartest people ever and they work, then I found out they were just rich. They had ridden money by the parents. Had money is, is pretty unfair.
What's funny to you, even whose funding everything is what what what type of stuff is funny tons of stuff, I'm glad to hear
I started out I'll thy love lags or watch bride
his bribes fucking amazing, my favorite, like super for super laughing? You have my lovely seeker, but I dont know where I place
Brian makes me laugh way harder it up and it also you completely clean. It's like right. Magic
I'd really. Does it and I love like I watch such I get my kid
Try to get this out with a larger silent movie, now pass d honneur you gotta.
Look at the screen. The entire look and feel determined elegant her hair diet, people gotta go to the bathroom, keep a plan applying like
without bucket drive me crazy. I will come back or is this a gatekeeper playing and you keep the planet can either go. What happened when I would apply is more said, keep plan whereby they could figure
what kind of a little bit of a barrier to say like do you think's cute, but I get it,
I'll, probably arrive at it. You know what ever you that's the thing like. I have a kid whenever you personally,
and never were absolutely right- says it was real funny and of course it doesn't work, but there somebody great comedies,
and with their flags that far go and it all out of it. The last things that may be laughable above your culture are not called comedies. Has I think, what you call a movie come here,
your shirt, having trouble nets that Olaf to laughter page or whatever it is, whereas if you just cause,
Like I better and you don't. I said I think your movies are carbon is personally
I've never emotionally dry
then at all like. I would never cry one of your movies is there to be a giant cartoons and he agreed at an overview actually agreed in his head.
I agree with those words because
said. You know, you're lucky, like isn't a comedy ass. We so fast pace Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe, but you get it. You don't get Crusher Christopher Walken talking for five minutes about button.
Parker watch up his ass. You know that setting up this great joke, you know where people are expecting visits, Bosnia
right guaranteed movie so, but he obviously has a has comic aspirations. There very, very witty palaces era, lackeys yak different around directors,
giving work of course interested me, as we know, is brooding.
The coroner lotta extra character work has things that I did the same
and it was at annually. What's the diver,
RO decided airplane. She hardly ever look at me when I try to super
I want a photograph that guy with every door at its what's going on behind their right of residence, do over the rose brushed his head back, for it is not even a windy and nobody is doing what is needed is fixed likes. You just gotta hold that
that is a view as funny how you act towards people where they are like repel Bertha, there's a new head
nervous success so now you're the different classes of the money, and I thought I find it for my personal money- separates people and it's just weird to go to a guy's giant mansion and you don't have a job to do so. You can. I invite him to you
father. I was go your way around the black eyes. You get polar bootstraps out, get out of the ghetto either, but their comfortable in the letter of the still ghettos,
RO there. He has other rich people now he's got rich friends. Also. You know you got you and then his yacht super rich reds, and so
then go ahead of the class thing. We I
My father would always go your way around the black eyes. You get polar bootstraps out, get out
get out. You know, but their comfortable in the letter of the still ghettos.
The right. This is where they live, and this is where there are. There
family is their friends and they're gonna leave to try to make it with big went out with England, and there was a comedian that came to Canada and he said if you come to England he'll come visit, so I went England added that it had accomplished a letter, and I sat opposite this guy I go to his house, it's a castle, upheave about it
We re so supervision so as well as they long tables like you see the moving butlers soup
you feel so like just let me get how your committee that talking like, where light from the movies
vague about the play with apparent sooner and has never more uncomfortable, but
supervising urban, their dog, the tulip toodles-
with a rather big fight down. Can't you what the hell was down Lui the forty
so we logo,
other off the agenda, your clause, but there are super fanciful butlers wherever they are, then one of the dogs is
The other dog shit cuz.
Got bacteria trying to get it created more than in any other ribs,
the average money there learn you better than their dog shit was a better meal. They most Americans have as every day
Ro T hats browser, but that's a class is very hard to do just jump into the next rug and try to talk different act different. It's really hard to even more
I won't do it. Sometimes you told me that you can't just give you a lottery ticket. You can hang out in New York with money to people, rain Hamptons and I can rise up do so
class there still class and it's very hard to
it's very hard to know what to do with your buddies and your family? Yeah I mean I just I think I'll just to it, I think shiny things are fun,
but this I've had more. You laugh, I do
We have had many periods of yours. I love yes and I love comedy the same as you know, a guy like just like what you're saying I fix populism
SAM I'm, a big laffer. I like to know why you would watch comedy if you are going to appreciate had so you know
Were you ever like the perfect job to to get to
laugh at this. I love watching
Am I love watching my friends be exact
who I know they are which you know like watching your friends. Do, I guess that's part of the support of your time. Anything you know we're all doing the same stuff and watch someone kill the way that they can kill and to see people birdwatching it's great fun. You know,
truly really badly. I
when I was, I can't do it. I work is to recognise bow
starting out my favorite thing was to go to have a shirt. I had a rough with MIKE because seventy five percent of them are mentally ill,
as other the other out of the street ranting. I go inside,
It's all right. Just generally, very fire of its cruelty about tat makes me laugh.
Are you going anywhere anytime soon? Are you going
up regularly no area of stopping a little bit. You know, because I went crazy. I could say no right. Two years ago
forty six weeks, Jesus Christ, much consumers,
I did what I got some so many weeks around when asked starting out when I first came to work, I said I'll just do every week get to be the strongest committed ever I saw you nervous anxious. Maybe I'm losing my mind. All data, and I read a story about-
I M damned diction, oh yeah, yeah, yeah story and I don't know the story, but I know that I know the guy the aims and the producers who he played the guy who wrote the Though Spring Diver Hitler
so I was. I read an article that
here he was a fantastic improvisational performer apparently say when I'd stay,
it destroyed it for the first time that there was an intermission rape,
for the information he
a real heart attack, but people the eyes out. It was not a real right.
So he fell down there, the laughing you imaginative worse, they were even now
that is hearing laughter, guided my head, the story.
That's gonna Lizzie, whereby, as afraid of everything as Fraid of something happening to me, I don't know why. That is so, then I thought that's inhabited
you gonna, have a heart attack. I got very nervous before I went on stage and I well
nerves can lead to stress which could lead to a heart attack. That's not unreasonable, so gods TAT, I
stage, I tell the eyes, I listen. There's this guy addiction,
and he had produced a heart attack and everybody ignored and laughed if that happens,
night with me. It will be a actual heart
address it ever laughs. My fucking my hand, I might do I've done it even worse. Now they really think
the joke, had a heart attack.
So then I go now folks know them
I know now it looks like I have. I have a heart attack later that this is a joke that I set up now I go, I don't know
definitely I can't strongly emphasise
there really will be a real hard now. You were gonna, carry understand what the fuck are. They hunted funny,
They never heard and ass a height ever recurring,
and then at the end of the show, a guy cannot because I know why I like the fun. I didn't like that, much of it, but I like the first part, but yeah
In addition, a pretended to have a heart attack and the so then I guess I gotta get off the road, and I said I d like governments off, because
You are forgetting where you are. What day it is going to be an inhuman. I will I wanted when you start performing and we
please let me know so. I cannot see how lovely I would love to comes logic of seal. Well, maybe we allow the ushers letter. We really fun
let it go to that kind of magic.
Where everyone likes you d, better work.
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Sattler, that's the big room out. Yet ever like rages Arabs, it's going
Israel's renaissance tough, it can be tough yeah. I can be tough like if it's enough, you grab a late spot in the middle the week. I think my friend out of you yet who was a measure, is responsible strikes. I've seen him like you know I'll be with you.
He'll go like if you ever wider sets. I don't particularly done an incredible job there. If it is such a great there's so much
energy. There is a wide area through the great add of eager atoms, great and then the improper also his like stepped uprisings. You with that
really good time for common in good time, and here I was there for the first comedy boom,
but that would sacked because they were just put comedy everywhere right covered as work everywhere and now it's they put. The guys do their own shows people, even the kids do their own show. Yet in the back,
pizzeria, suddenly here and there s a great crowd, you know said either, but but back in a kind of their first remove I've ever there is one time.
It was an automobile another carried a covenant. Derby hearts. We were the only I know, dinner to renovate so early to Congress
So there we got a new year's gag, huge newsgirl you make and fifty dollars a spot as nearly was packed fifty dollars for each fifty dollars. For me, if it does for Germany, were very excited you're, so they say go to the chateau Laurie I, which was the biggest hotel in Ottawa to the mix.
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because if so we go to this will give us the key. Oh yes, Mr Mckenna gave you this category, so we go up to the reason for our tools. We over the north, empty scarlet platters a foodstuff as other guy observing. How really like,
service the and the guy goes a kid who knows. I do the thing for New year's, my friends magical mystery to her and I take them to all these sites
I want to go to the canal and skate and we're going to go, get some food at the taffy shop and then we're going to come here. Third,
that you're connected to the comedian. So if I go God, yes, of course I guess that's good, and so they go so they're going to eat. You know we have food
and then you ll come out. So we were weak man. You have to hide. I saw Jeremy
he was an absolute he had behind a curtain like him.
Practical observer. Yes, he had. We had a curtain, I hid in the bathroom with a light off. So anyway now hear people through your cries pitch black.
Give us bathroom every word regulating people joining in the bathroom, what the hell you they can't yet the batter and I got a friend
I lay there like a jury, does job.
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real act and then they introduces me
one of the bathroom within the six guys. I agree with her that I go out device
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like those are the words of the Russia of today I went to her address key. Shall I this is a core
yeah that's a show up with askew. Shall I was a thing? Was a pesticide company and they had sent me like four weeks, always pamphlets on pesticides?
aids as if I was going to read the ball and create an actor from this, so I got shot
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like an idiot, I allus using oh, yes, sir. No, he says there.
A guy in New York for you, this company, it's called aerial, aerial pesticides,
but there's a wonder kid at New York that just started. You know, he's an advertising and he's,
Whiz kid we're lucky to have a bit of yeah he's. I put the thing is nobody's seen it
your we're all here come back says, like I thought of beer, hilarious idea to have you pretend to be.
Cyber. Yes, there will be great, like I'm a complete idiot. I say I said I agree with that.
You want some believe Asher just when I do so it takes me. They takes me
like the people, like you, take me to the room and I'm not prepared, and then we said this main table
this is a bill Henderson from New York. You out with I have
heard a lot about her, but I've ever do
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he had. He shares responsibility for this
stay. The night is my God for me, you know a guys like they don't know it's better to maybe said you, dear Hotel, Roman, but in the contracts, and I had to
you stay this day, so that guy's, I why you gotta stay river, though
so like a kid in the whole sketch roundly here. We're gonna put those one now, you're gonna, say
Why are you so? I guess I'll their forget it, because I
if color who he was a stand about using the sketch at all by you all of you
boy. I love the way they did. Women do the way they did well right were so spot it funny better, but I lie down. There was good reason
and I never forget there are so envious and they went to the Ark and then all of a sudden there, on the cover of rolling stone, the future of cavity allows backward magazines. Usually like twenty five page. You should write stories and, as I would like, the future of company, you have targeted, and I have said like the Bruce eggs. The worst I do you ever has got off to the kids in the house, because an aged,
right day, they had this need, but her so did you I because loved that's where you grew up. While I grew up, I mean I watched every comedy everything that the kids in the hall was. Definitely I liked alot of I liked a lot of british
Canadian comedy is totally was just a little bit different. I mean there was good american stuff American stand up, but I like a lot of the british and I like to have committed.
The tv, I think, like America is greatest stand up by farther
instead of garbage our country vessel,
while the world around the Canadians, Urban only Americans are funny, but by a british at british nuclear.
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yes, maybe older to thy word will get about agony. I would do. I would absolutely
Just because someone might my
dear lady was a little confessional but it, but when I read were by the Abbe conversion in the way that I dont, like maybe thirty
Does that not everybody others go nowhere
others we really their law. You know it's not fair, because I was a one guy. I know bad rich rider told me there was a thing called confessional country which I didn't know what a very true it's very Israel is very true.
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story: a memoir nor Mcdonald forward by Louie seeking
so those Louie CARE, because I asked you
as your friends, worse ass, your friends, please I don't want to do that when you write a thing. What am I right? I don't know like. Do you guys know anyone like
I wish I were. I had to do any more than you have his phone. I kind of what can you find anyone found in their sort of an understanding of the apology request, which is two paragraphs? If I know that
is dumb. I'm so sorry, I'm sorry asking you to do this. I don't blame! You never want to speak to me Agro Jubilee around again. Oh shitty we're just reading
and I was so. He was so fantastically sweet like as they do that he knew exactly what you're saying he do that God, oppression
as well. As I said that I set out his eyes. He said I
Oh all right it and I won't have to lie so you were the slats greed and eat. It reminded me of a magazine. Testimony first met me, which I have forgotten, but then I remembered
Very funny thing happened that night to have what were well sure, one woman, I'm sorry I'll catch up
I don't mind, listen, I
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to me that you remembered who that we had met before of course ends that you, I don't know I just I didn't know what to expect. We, you know we have now
really talked at length, so I don't know if you're like I do, podcasting just really pleasurable wagon to I have ever been
well, who shows shows driver, may regret at all right. We're ok, baby now leading noticed
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