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Retired this summer, but the ordinary, while so how long twenty two years, you get it the pension. At that point now It gives a clear I sexting as my dad waitin for that pension. He was waiting and he got it. Is you ve gotta station in the Congo hammering base? I didn't now didn't, but I've heard good I always put it on my list because you can put down your three top preferences. Sort of where you would like to be station is basically just may give you a warm and fuzzy. Brains. Have no friends percent. I feel like day goes every places they will not send you. Actually you should point I wanted to put I put marine corps put Kobay all the time. Can we may I put Pacific command because headquartered out of Honolulu or a Pearl yap. And then I would put Marine Corps, Europe, you know, maybe get an image. Say. You're landowners are like that, and I know not.

I got North Carolina. No, no! You didn't see the World Marine Liberia, Albania, Kosovo and Afghanistan. You gotta put Afghanistan first. I don't know, there's a year is no way we re at the time. Ass now Cosette it'll seem like tat. He really wants to so that so you put Afghanistan. Third, that's what you do is a big gap. Will the big But when you have a Kosovo one, the shit when them yes masses yeah. But there's your question to go back. When I was in high school eighth ninth grade, I was a late late, Bloomer really preview. And everybody else shot up a girl's. Everybody was bigger than me: everybody could be the shit out of me. That's when I went into cave my little man cave and that's. I think, when I started to develop my comedy and my sense of,

All I had was my George Scarlet albums how it was my wit and my my razor tongue. That would keep people away from me because I couldn't physically, I couldn't. Girls could beat me up and ensure an eighth grade. Boys there's nothing worse than the thought of getting beat up by a girl right the lifetime of humiliation. So I literally and remember, there's one girl. We call her a drug issues, there's clicks and there is a drug or click. You know they would all pots. Voters in the dead. Ass is another step, the cool kid a cloak is well, they were back last but anyway, but she you it was a bad. Agnes users mean a nasty, should have got worse. She wants you cause. She knew she could like shut me and I wouldn't show back because if it escalated or fight, I would have to murder her. Oh yeah, because I could lose and even if I did fighter and when I didn't win and so I would literally heighten the boys bathroom even worse

just you should be. Should it just like scratched his head off her face just like you too. Well, that is often a gaze, but she would grabbing by the neck and like a bring my neck in front of her body and people thought was the funniest thing ever so. Do it so, first port, a high school sucked ass, your wedding, so then tenth grade puberty hit with a vengeance. I grew and I started playing sports and I've gotten got out of my shell was in drama items on the radio and tv nation and adjust. It was also so the second have high schools. All some first bar was shit, and that's so that's why I think that's where I started develop, though my sense of humour was as a defence mechanism yeah, that's veterinary, that's a great story than these that it was the I think, Wilson said the same thing. Yet I wasn't gonna have the same thing. He was like a is your. Maybe he didn't maybe it'd monsieur These areas are bloomer the lower than my key like came, and I let you go got big sport. You got just enough for the you got just enough the having to be introverted and protect yourself from everyone right then nature

They have an absolute summer before my sophomore year when I came back Your people really recognize me. I grew like four inches. I got my braces off. I got a headache: was when I went hardened, I think we're still solved in building There are several of you referred to today, and I think that first eighteen we went to school of the wolf was like what even go as the wolf? Why dont day someone what a shot of on site on site and I've been way Have you been but I haven't been population. Was there with the kitty, he shows up in all the kids go. I bet that guy who get us a cake of beer. I've never know Harry Eyes, always got beer in the enterprise. The second is a kid with a in a full beard nor the sophomore. Inevitably the fuck out of that then the man child always got we remember we haven't got together were sophomores at the head, like full thick, robust moustaches we'd like

that's good to sell him out, get get beard. I then had a referendum a little bit. That would enable it would become popular like for no reason, but for that, but he was, but usually the guy's a man shall rule is a creepy days. There are several of you, but I got the peers. What you gonna do: the exact choices and the kids joker when their sixteen. They don't age. Well, those poor folks, don't age. Well, then peak early and fast, ass there and then to them than non Muslim or yeah You I'm curious to know how well like what made you do. So to go into the Marines and how your experience with that affected, or did it fact you're comedy at all, or did it affect your confidence or did it I'm curious to know how those two worlds work together will give it a try to you the quick version whenever there I was a theatre, feel major in college, but also at my pilots. Lessons when I was in college.

That fucking- and so I was you they're gonna- be a waiter which Darwin you graduate major or bartender vows lucky but the Marine Corps offered me a guaranteed flight contracts, so I thought I might be. Gun we also. So I went through with rapture. Can school went to the basic school went to flight school down a piss cold enough to Corpus for advance for primary and intermediates got helicopters didn't get jets was headed back then goose died out. When ghost I was too much or not tighter pay, it wasn't your fault. Jet wash shit happens catechist. I gotta give me back over this time. Getting your back in a sort of As I got closer to getting my wings, I realize once I pin those wings on my chest. They only for eight years and at that time, Do the math as I well, you know by time I gotta that's eleven years in that's what I'm gonna

for a while I'll, be a pilot memories for us, my life, great life, but just I didn't fillings my calling so I stopped flying became a ground officer fulfilled my ground contracts, moved to New York and pursue common and active role to win what we're gonna planes that you fly to thirty force and then was transition to tee to age. Fifty seventh patriots events, which are we vote, they look like network. Does the others network helicopters yeah. I get those articles on the training. I had put a stop before I put my wings set up in the wings on who knows about afloat sage, fifty freezer, siege, forty six is or cobra attack. Helicopters. Are you never know, but one of the helicopter family? Oh my god, but I didn't do it so I You said it became ground officer and then there is a second point, your question to: how did it? How did the Marines over my company because, like they, keep separate, I keep those worlds to tell you.

I think you must always separate. I know what I mean. What I do, though, like like anything like the brains are just a microcosm of our society. You don't you. I had their great guys in their funny guys unbelief oh leaders idiots. No more. I mean it's just you, you get. It just followed its MIKE. It's a smaller microcosm of our society. So but we know what we do is a little more heightened, because we are obviously out there and in harm's way in our mission, is to fight battles and and do those things. So it's it's a little different in that sense. But what I do is I mean when I did draw from us character study. If you will, I saw a lot of alpha males. I saw a lot of arrogant ignorance, which is one of my favorite comedy game.

You know that guy was large and in charge, but just completely wrong headed, and I thought that was some funny stuff in the world, so I drew I drew from people, but as far as like my life in the Marines, I was an officer on, and I never wanted. Memories ever think that I didn't care about them are didn't take their life seriously or their well being seriously. So when I, when I was in marine mode I put on my marine hadn't, you would know that I did common. You ever and then, when I wasn't doing that, I was full time laugh factor We are working at the factory full time very interesting. You seriously area Europe. If you, if you're, if Europe The military and you ve, been through training and seen action is going on stage really that frightening completely really completely

Yes, I mean I have a combat action ribbon. I've been in for combat zones. I've been out on patrol if it's, but it's different, because you're trained for it you're prepared for it there certain things you can control it's a different kind of thing when you get a stage for someone on stage was at the comic Strip, live on the every so yeah yeah. I did a little five minutes said and I remember being introduced. I remember going up there. I remember the first joke and then I remember saying good night, and I remember one point thing: is this thing on earth and I dont know why and then I said good night and I'm ever people Scipio enjoyed it, but it wasn't. There was like crazy, but I do think videotaped threesome saying our remembers. Could they videotaping? I gotta go back much videotape, because

I was so much. Adrenaline was coursing through my body. My neck was pulsing Asher. I look ridiculous, but I think I just did it on autopilot. Like I wasn't connected to anything, I was saying I was absolutely terrified, absolutely turf and you really it was a difficult affair, but then you started to meet at that point. You're, like yeah. I've made the right decision to not you know like did you did you feel like the second you started doing, and yet this is what I should be doing. Member! When I got the stage, I thought I made a huge mistake rapidly. I really didn't I thought, oh god I should state and flying cause that what was I thinking this socks? This is painful and I took it when a move nor at the first thing I did. I didn't know what I was doing. I just didn't know so I got there as well. I guess I do stand up because I want to be a community is so I went to the college reply and I took a little stain. Of course they offered and I'm a storytelling comedian. That's what I like to do like to tell stories, and he was too

It was very adamant about three jokes per minute: set up punch set up ipods. There is no other way. I don't want to hear your stories blunder, so I swear reading the vulgar military Allah that so I did. I did in his way and I hated it felt like an uncomfortable shoe the whole time so so it when I got stage after I was racked with figured sweat- and I was like tat- was more terrified at ever done. Why did I try to decide to do this and I was really depressed and I had a friend who had a friend whose Dave Kirchner very wonderful, amazing, gray, comedian, actor any so called David. Ask just talk to him and what you're was this by the way this would have been. Ninety six was Catherine S announced that point. He just left just left Ok, so I called him- and I said you know so and so saying he was expelled.

The call on his very nice guy and we had met once before. It goes goes war because when you don't go good get down there, you see BS infrastructure cargo just moved out there and their setting up a like a school. In doing it all comes stuff, you could you guys, we see their show. He just don't is not just about stand up, there's other things. So as I got so, I went out and I saw the empress citizens dude show called asked cat and it was Amy Polar Matt Walls, Matt Besser, Ian Roberts at a couple of their friends like bright stack and Miriam toll in some of these great pride in Russia, and I watched ass. Yet it was the most have made. It was a revelation as I felt like the clouds parted and the sun hit me just like Belushi in them

please I was like TAT, but that didn't rise because it was, it was just a wonderful moment. That's what I want to do this is this. Is it that's what I want to do, and so immediately following the show I went up to any. I wondered. Why do go to a me and I said what the show little and and then I went to Matt Walsh and I set up how do I? How can I get involved and whose sight of four classes in the US sign up for classes and study with them for two or three years and then got on a house team, and you know any chance, I had anything. I would go down there and do tech. How do satellite and sound for other shows just to watch other performances, shows in anything. I can do to be around the theater. I did so about seven days. Goes down there doing I'm. I wonder if maybe your, and maybe this is just a predisposition that you had, but the fact the fact that you had learned to work as

Eighteen member in the Marines might have helped you be a pretty silent. Rise or cause you I'm. I would assume you my biggest problem problems that I have this impulse to make the scene about me or try to control the scene rather than be moving part in the scene right with them. There might be some truth that cause you know the rank or, as is very, very much based around teamwork and serving the bigger purpose serving the mission as the Maria. That's what you know that the end of the day, the only thing we care about his mission accomplishment and in and when you do improv a lot of what you do. It's it's not about coming out and getting your one joke in. If you come off the wall to join a scene, it's to serve whatever the game to heighten the game too.

To give that crazy person, more ammunition and information. So yeah I like to took as I could. I could get into a character and didn't be a character which I enjoy that allowances, and when did you start getting, when did you can start breaking through in Iraq? Is now? Everyone knows like people are on the rob, wriggle train now like data, but for you would probably be Emma was at ninety six days. So you're like a really good twelve thirteen years did you feel before you started really kind of oh yeah with us. Unite people talk about overnight success. And staffing and Wilfer owes he said to make us answers about ten years, making overnight success and he's right. I mean he takes their long. It takes it takes a long time. I teach classes you see from time to time, Workshops just on weakens every now and then and then

one thing I get, it is young actors and young meetings coming around in there all like. I can see it in their eyes feel palpable. They just want to do it now, yeah, they don't want to do the whole process, but the work they want. They want the shortcut gimme, the shortest way from here to the alias that, like that, that is that's necessary because it will weed out the people who don't look as if you However, a boarding it can be for so long of Dinadan rewarding, but just rewarding in the sense of like I got up tonight, but not you know, I'm not famous right by just done doing this, because I have to do this. It's a long, painful straw, and if you don't know that going in your set yourself a failure and it's very easy to fall off, you know well that those does when you haven't worked for like a year or two, there is many times. I thought about twenty, absolutely absolutely things around two thousand and two thousand. I was like I've plateau.

I can't keep doing this. I've got a wife. I've got it on other dreams of my life that I'm gonna want to accomplish. You know like having children what happened. I can't afford to have children because camp Rob to pennies together very limited three hundred fifty square foot studio apartment. You know we don't have a kitchen for cries out a pan and end you question you really question. You know what you're doing the city's you're living or of don't worry about it s ass. Well, they sense, but there's a weird thing. That happens. I think with people who have the comedy gene where you you beat yourself up at night and then some happens when you wake up the next morning. You're like I'm gonna, go. I have to form. Tonight, like you, don't even really question it, but that's what I told you my likewise diabolical calling or real passion, because when I was flying, I enjoyed it, it was fine. What I would go out at night when my friends in flight school all night, they were talking with their hands,

opening up the light talk about tomorrow's flight, like overdue reform flight tomorrow we're doing aerobatics or can be awesome, and unless we reverted, then I'd be like a b and we want because girls, nobody like I've, I could take it or leave it and that's not a good thing. You need to be really pay her flight, If a ship at night with much reigns in the bag. You need we passionate about it. You know I was I, but what am I passion about? That's when I started really ask myself and comedy, and acting was the thing that it was always there. So that's what I decided that was Colleagues did a few good men ruined for everyone isn't really yielded cord country. God knows what that was. Actually a few good May was actually a play written for stage back in the sixties, when Q was an issue rife and back when things were a little more war like for real? We could all good

in a war right and all die very soon brought so as la more intense, but that is not a threat that is Hollywood's of sure. They don't have to regard as a really Maybe they like the shout out, but that bring about further. Just how I mean listen, I you know I was. I entertained the you know anyone when you're in college and color you know I knew I knew I want to do something in comedy, but at the same time you know the previous generation always hammer. To our heads like you have to have a career and you have to o absolutely. No, I think, that's a big part of maybe I did what I did and another reason to set a good I've thought about that. Should I right after college should I just got a New York God for it, but I didn't. I spent all my twenties and the worrying smell at work, but whatever the path that you took worked, what

It was, you know like it's, those are different Pappy. There was a different path. Maybe what worked out the other way? You know you know you had to get it to go through what you went through to be in the right place to their heads, but you know I we're being in college- and I was you know, like a super skinny whim can you kind of walk by the recruitment table and go, and you said, you'd have those like Bart Simpson lashes of you, like with fuckin rippling muscles oil on a beach like planes whenever like have eyes. No, the lot is fine and then just like twenty minutes, twenty fifty push jobs an aversion to the moraines, especially just because I lived in the town next to cable, it seemed and I had friends I made friends like later nice. Will that like we're like older guys at or an upon him, so they will nothin. I meet him at record sources or that, but then there was ignored the guys that would just cut. It was like county in their these college. Kids, like riding around the truck just lookin for fun. Another aim the round- and I got before him like some of my friends, we're just like in others, this cool guys

a bowling alley on that basis. Sometimes it would take us in and then we hang out there there cool marine friends, but then there were just be like a few lanes. Just like these guys from the south. That would just ruin the night I would have just joined for the deals on toothpaste, the pics. Is that I'm sorry what matter even those that I made a mistake in the piazza deals are off the chart. Suddenly, my dad's with vanishingly shower for flood always but cut re prices. No tax, the land still unknowingly about meat. You still tells me another piece exiles because he gets a flyer. Not even that is. As always. So it was like no tax. We are only designations, it's not it's. Like average crap at Seville, average price. We know tat, no, no dollar fifty tax and whenever you boys, like Gimme, a break in the Azores, seem like the most

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we went over there and we and we went to which I rack and we went to six different forward operating basis. So we went all over the country, these little tiny outposts and we would do our shows at night, because of so hot was right. It was August two thousand seven and it will be two hundred twenty five during the day and night, when we Our shows we get down around a hundred nine hundred ten Jesus had no arduous math, but that's it What are we doing? Those every pass out? Nobody could watch it in. That well and he's not a bit Andrews on all issues: rail door from the one you have. A lot of things worry against you, for these comedy shows number one year in a battle zone and its daytime at its heart. So we did, we went over, we did showed we land, new base would get. I would spend all day with the troops. We'd have lunch with them. We know just hang with them and then at night we would do that

Now then, after the show we hang out and play basketball or what whatever they want to do, they want to show where they worked would go see where they work fundamentally the algerian, more or less easy like such a likeable? I really want to go to cover chosen to use your movement of his arrest is arguably horatio. Vienna, two ratio to this before us, guinea, yeah exact, and it was you know he was out there and he was relentless. He was pushing and then the next morning you get on helicopter next one go. The next will go the excellent and we're of their about ten days, and then we came back. That's that's incredible Heath are any sense along the way we grandma one on the pot, gas and granted a bunch of? U S so too. Do you like you, did a bunch of tourism and bases, and you know he said just kind of went into this mode of like yeah? You know we can get shot down, but not really. There's a little. You know this was I thought about your head or you here by helicopter crashes

was trained out of you, or do you just naturally like well? Whatever happens happens when Arabas happens a lot of things you control of things you can control. So that's what it is. That's what it is about you that that sort of natural confidence that I think that people respond to as opposed to the rest of us really. I think I have a rash. I don't think I'm gonna make it. I think I just had a stroke. Oh my god, you guys ready Minister up it's weird in here right. It's the areas where the year waits stuffy stuffy, when it was so great to have that to have that like air, whether whatever brain would be great, if we could have led to a fault, though in life, Sir Red I got no org itself. A jury of your hand is eat no off

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if I, when I, when they didn't, extend my contract I'm sorry I live. I spent a year. Writing shows in trying to do so for NBC, but then I went up for the daily show and I had to go. I made it to the like file. A dish where you go to actually go to New York and you go in the studio John? What is that I didn't process like I did a bunch here. I didn't to additions here and What are you reading copier you coming in with you what you do a does? Peace with John and the need to withstand a piece of further green screen that you right now I should they gave you old. What are they give you a blatantly old ones? so do I. I went over the audition and times were very lean at this point and because, when I was on us now they don't you anything so near to dip into our savings to live in New York and it was just like it was hard and we depleted most of our money, and so it was this was it I got a job or

So when I called when I felt like I had take the audition, because when I went in for the audition John, who is incredibly nice to me, he was because hey you wanna, take a practice. Reed cause I'd, never use it. Teleprompter who has an old, have great. Thank you. So much so they go. They started rolling and I was doing it. You know at speed. You know, a gain time. You know, and I made a couple mistakes, but I covered of uniformity. Improvised my way out of it now and then I go, and because all that was great, he was come over to the desk peace open. No, that was, I was kind of scrutiny like That was my audition. So now I'm panicking now operating going. Please let there be the one can I was sticking around. I wasn't oh shit and its outcome on ourselves. Okay! Well, that's then, so that I came over the desk and I'm thinkin about is the fact that I should be back over. There are doing that and doing a dispute. Your head and I'm out of my head and I'm not focused about at the moment, so I felt like it

the whole thing up to be totally honest and I walked off a shook, his head. He was very nice and I remember I went back to the green room and I was just mortified and I was one of those things were you dont want to be. Seen by anybody would like to ask you if you could, you feel so naked in the weirdest, you're really just feel like only and I just felt sick who fell sick and I felt that way. Great opportunity- and I think I just picked it up- and I called my wife- and I apologise to her- and I see- and I said I'm so sorry- I know, but I think I think screw it up and and don't worry I says, don't worry I can. I can go back on active duty, you know, will be all the stuff and I was absolutely prepared to go back on active duty. This was two thousand and six and I was totally ready to do it, you know, I had a daughter and I and how we gonna provide, and I sure what done So, but they came back and said Would you like to be a correspondent of Asia like right? Then

right, bad right then- and I think that I was like I was so have I think, a scream fought. Did just a kind of catch you off guard. I see how you re reacted equipment. Economic, any happier so doing those a trick that he did just a kind of catch you I see how you re reacted equipment, but I feel like they did that made us now. I think they build that end, to this to the gallery and I said I wasn't use even says: what is one season ass was his answer you, so you ok, so you're saying that it with your kind of we were featured performer. Then that's why they? Ok, I got it, that's why it wasn't like up huge contract as I can, so a little bit of money? So we can try you Outswell now known all day. That's it! Then you have to sign a seven year contract with them for you can even our dead right. Ok, so you legally resident there. If you want to be honest and over the next seven years and that's if they want to keep you right, but if they want to be you're gonna be there for quite a while. So what was the experience like a net season? Did you can't? Did you feel like

doesn't working out or I'm not happening here rate experienced by a wonderful time, I got on every show, except for one. I was twenty two shows you know: I'd Sketches get on the original characters. Get on the air. By talk, talk talk many alumni. There are you had a killer first season by by most people standards it was just. I think I was the only guy higher that year, which is unusual just usually it enough class, you can count on three or four new guys are girls. I was only guy hired so's me on a cast a fourteen. Well, you know certain people going to get there. It is on every week, you're gonna be a lock and it was an action here, then I don't think they got quite the balanced they wanted. Maybe men like sneering anyway, they cleaned house than I was the last one in first one man now that's how I wouldn't trade a second of it, though not a second. It was, it was a dream, come true and I'll always be

for two to the show, and Lord forgive me that opportunity- and I stood still friends with many many people on the caste and its. I have. I have nothing bad sake, bout it well. I think you know the daily show also also really allows people to develop as personalities. Rather then you know it's characters right, which is it, which is a different. You know I'm not on a really do characters, though I just when I was just now MIKE. I don't think I can do that. I get the daily shows something. I totally can read my mind around right. So far you have probably health. Did you start? Have you been? Have you been touring as doing stand up a lot? that must be changed overnight. Like the daily show Will you not have was? I eyes still was hard core sketch improv guy. Now these e bay- and I shared enough John Oliver, and I would always talk, and to come down and play an doesnt improv with us and he was game for because he's a funny, dude and he knows,

they round a bit and he knows how to play, and so you come down and he would youth kick ass. It improv and then he put it back in my and he got now. You can go to stand about every like, oh, and so he did. He forced me to go down and I will go. Do like five minutes to slip a room. With the hers I out and I would do five minutes at the piano room. You know wherever we wherever he went on, go to try to five minutes and I will start by telling telling a story just one story, and trying to make us what is possible, and then I would build on it bill. Build on it and vengefully built up a set the right on stage or do did you write, be re, pyrite premises, and then I get on stage and flush em out through improv, and then I try to record so I go back and say: oh that work to that work that didn't work. What was I thinking? No wonder they didn't laugh, I get her. So do you do just stop

talking and just and just let your brain kind of sometimes where the jokes I sometimes, but you know it depends on the show. I don't do that stuff, what it's like some open micro free free, show at the port side loudly, and I can't do that if people are paying with twenty five or thirty, but I want to give them the piano. I can no more That's what I mean everyone who has been doing. I feel an obligation to try to give them a mess around here when they pay so situated. Surgery with job street is the. Just is coming out. I'm gonna make me I come out tomorrow, but this has now also reopens today. Yes, how many movies did did you do? you like two or three a year. Are you don't pick now? I dont get paid people, so I mean I've been very fortunate because I'm in the law accident in twenty one jump street, it seems like you're campaigning against yourselves link.

How'd. You know I don't have another job right now, I'm about their breeding scripts and auditioning indicted in. I don't get to pick and follow what this one great come in an audition for, like everybody else, in terms of I'm still working act, you're trying to and work, that's the way it is. I just want to say that your character instead brothers fucking crack me up We are your pal slowly area of denying a hard. It is not a thing. I can't have it, I'm invisible it's not every fucking about only was intimate. Yes, thereby word with Adam and wills. Their improvise receive that came up second citizens groundlings and so that it's in there is in their dna to improvise. So we would always choose seen as written, because that's what studio pay for

I would do what with notes, because that's what we have to do and then it was playtime and we would come up with the most outrageous crack each other. That's literally because otherwise we don't want, say where I had a heart attack and the next day at all, because I am a compact itself. About an hour after hour that guy he's Evans organization with those guys soldiers about trying to break into the breath, and then the com in wine Mercer, when I, when I was striving to tell you, I want to purchase, face a break his face and his face was annoying business management of S, favorite movies, I get all this does just us improvising trimmings and then you don't achase offs Kabir go and talk about turn.

We did so many takes that no one will ever seekers around the color implore, but like You know my care to come over and I were. I would try to tell wills character to find me a speedboat off the island, because our having to show me how to help me- I d just like in those areas, but that's the joy of working with with other advisers and people like that, because you just it uses playtime he's just trying to break each other. Do Do you see a rub, wriggle starring vehicle? In that I mean, like you, do enough Even if you deserve your levels on twenty one jump street, we did a lot of improvising Antoine jumpsuit as well with Jonah he'll juveniles of great improvised. We other Jonah

very funny very funny, John and directors Chris Miller for Lord Cumnor. The good job setting an environment where I really feel like they could play and how good so so, there's there's there's a lot of the maiden in the movie that was advised. So there's lots of fun in them. If you can change soon. Twenty one jumps three of the show the launch recorded Richard Rico. I always say, as I explained, the trailer retorted drums rate is Johnny Pemberton, good friend Jennifer, about gigantic in great guy right. You know, and you know it is trying to get him to open. For me we go also my gigs I wonder what we're down a new Orleans filming so one as it is. We were down filming in Orleans. I you know you down there forever and sometimes you know work for phase. So I call my agent I said Gideon. And a gig down here in a limited, sustainable, we're here, as you know, and so we outhouse blues so Johnny Open for me. As is also going to be in that neighbourhood watch movies.

Good. I love the sort of that there is like a nice comedy fraternity in the bureau. It is like a collection of people. You go out there, those guys if thy and even though the films are connected, I think our heads there are connected. If I go yet those guys are together again. This must be a there's. Gotta, be a signal that thing like we're: baby we're moving along this road, Appetito, Adam Mackay, Van Diagram of sorts and I'll just be all piled up into the middle, Nobody any threat David Wayne, one into the hour s interpretation is there, are already thing that you want to do like acting like you want to do it. You wanna, do serious. Like Super bureau yeah I mean I I I was a theater and fill mantra studied method acting in New York for years, but I I won't I will I will take. I would the opportunity, but this town socks as far as the opportunity. So I dont know. If anybody will, let me you good villain like a good you take it.

Take someone with amazing comedy chops and you fuck and make him a villain and it's it's gold. While I was thought vents VON played a really good villain Vienna, he has found it when he played a bad guy, was founded the thing scary near usually a villain on mad. Now that I'm not a them ovens. Far, I'm just saying you're right in the sense that I think, if it is done right, it can be good young man. I think, a villain and madmen you re done. Drapers nemesis on Madman hung a guy at the amazing you're, like Enron Rayburn. That would be as neuron raper. We, who has a band with excitement, are you guys, even though it was like a mother? Fucker goes right, so you guys didn't get the playtex. The cattle a Huron right. It's all just gonna women's products,

We got maiden form a thing: is there yeah. I know I would love to try drama. I would love to get a shot at leading. I would love all the things that you know you hope for, but it all comes to that. I just want to ask whether film businesses, particularly short sighted, you know because you really hard or another nothing going on it's really gotten type in the recession is really Finally, caught of the money went into Youtube, out of the oven into the adventures as regards I've always wanted to do you know they. They pay. You know they a lot of money in a movie alike John Cardon martyrdom a lot of money to emulate John Carter, then it's like. Oh well alone What are we had this year? Where are going to do that? It was due to two too after pocketing about throughout a in the first week, a hundred fifty one

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gun lower fat yeah, but but you stand Let us! Finally, because you're you use your super high on the stage and people are sitting at this stage like it's a bar and so you're just stare you're like you're feeder in there. Of labourers, and Burbank is like that, where there is the stage with the love the high stage, like being kind of like war, in the crowd like that, just the hybrid talking doubted people's we're there next week, and up you just shouting down at them the whole time I like it. I like the dominant position, allow our formula staters the, but he s so that the company works in April beginning of April and then Lehigh University, versatile. I perform their. Hans was John Oconnor Sean's another guy, Fitzgerald, Gash, great old. We undermine the punchline Lana less on ice He's a really funny comic and did we want real bad tour ones where we performed at Lehigh, two kids studying for finals? It was like the night before the final step

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but to go in and write my ten funny tweets data, but those up tomorrow and like I know, people who do they make an area Rabelais you'll see them just like. You, though, ran out and I'll just have a bunch of, and it works like their funding. People follow them, but I just I can't I days run like this. A twitter domino I kind of like a priest framework algal companies without waiting, just gonna busier whatever and then all of a sudden. I find myself sometimes and thoughts. You know: that's not chain of stupidity want a celebrity down back where I can get the aspiration. Only all right today the I can't I can't I am somewhat the motive like I just want everyone to be happy that I just I can't take a strong stand on twitter. Chris like twitter comedians on Wednesday. I dont know I don't know I'm with you, because it's just not worth the it's not worth it abuse bass. I must build a word. You would have thought I have killed someone.

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