Enjoy some hostful goodness this week! The guys talk about the new podcast studio, how Jonah messed up a gift he gave to Chris a while back and Jonah talks about Hidden America coming out. Matt tells the story of his bike being stolen, Jonah and Matt get into a heated debate and Chris talks about his latest special! Also, Matt goes to the bathroom and Jonah tells a secret about him.
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Who organise pack has number eight eleven, a new tool or date has been added for the idea. Ten t tour men who stand up to all the material from fun comfortable, just got back from doing like eight or nine cities over these coasts, which were superfine
be announcing more in the fall
can be attending comecon. There's a Friday night shows me doing stand up and in Saturday's to notice, pike half lives at the Balboa, and then I've just announced the Boston showed the Wilbur on November forth. There will be other cities in the fall, but the boss, someone just went up on pre, sail for the next couple of days until the seventeenth it's on presenting than regular sell. The past code is Boston.
Boston, keep it simple, but I just looked and tickets our going actually super yeah. I know I'm surprised you boss, never
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community is doing a special show at nerd MELT, show room on June. Twenty thirty pm called number one
It's his journey through his life as a bed wetter, you can find to get sent nerd melt, allay dot com,
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the one we used to be and have like lacquer, which is like my fave Asthma Yak as the floors Gary
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J, tighten up a parody which, when my fair there, like the bank, has our forecasts of the idea that one was that it was all MIKE Mike Mike Mike. Had that idea, he wanted to do it forever. Yeah, just look look up from cows or on Youtube or wherever we just get the UN and its in its efforts to end its. He really. Eads is spectacularly because I used to love like
mean tightened up was great. Now, like the first version, one of those songs I heard reverences can adding stuff strict, sprinkled Stu, I think, was one
the essence and sing the blues bs printed out, eight twelve by twelve version to avenge but which will reach, is verging on the urban cover, and I went to urban outfitters on the way because, as a rule s minute now the idea wasn't just the execution and so on the way to your birthday, I grabbed the record frame thinking it was
I am for the record famous twelve and a half inches by twelve and a half in urban outfit arts answers postal like mounted within, and it was it was a bummer and that look at that guy, just like I gotta change that it actually never never even I'd, never never bothered me never bothered. Well now, it's all. I see a Nazi
They had those borders macbook, although I know that there is an album on weasel. Yet
by the way a night night, nice beard color you sing and on the way over us wonder if you sell your beard Katy time to grow up aired now and they get in there.
His name is Anthony Cover going. He has a beard. He has already has a bs l, Europe, and I would say that in the context, no, no, no, whatever else you could infer from advertising they actually as a beard, he actually has only beard. He owns it and use it as a good, thick bushes beard bushy a bit
she bear grounded Pussy beard right, I was, I was trimmed lie in this morning: s getting a little off kilter. Yet, as this is not for me, this life,
you know. Like the beard letter, I like I like. I like the idea of a beard on my face, which is the stubble. The exclusion I dont use wiring varies and not just say. I was grown it out to a certain length because,
like the little refute thing for her in America and and then we have to push it and then I just haven't in trimmed down to get it back on the spot. The up it is, sir, I don't wanna go full, be exempted get through that part we're almost there. I know, but it it's you get me my figure, I just trimmed down or weeks. I just trimmed down already wasting your time. Those good irreligious leg. It's not
I think I don't know why you try like next hiatus only a week you now yeah
I really hard to get the tools, but you don't wanna when you. What do you want? What you gonna go beard? Sorry, for I was trim areas shape my summer, some a b
so may makes me feel
through and through the mustache
We just need to agree on where the improvers gonna go out. I always
straight up. I wasn't just gonna sing the song, so you out
MRS Lynne's Argos go back. We need to go back.
You gonna do with someone you without your line. Now how did it? How do we even end up here guys Katy of the pages, the pages there thereof
on golden rod, the new pages are old and no, I was going off the canary damage. Jonah, you know, can area last going to pay times as high as with Israel to start all over again. Why do you know? What are the new additions? Am I on the Google doc
saying any water this well, that's about it. I've that was on the fate of love of every other surges, turned out to be scripted top to bottom
to have that kind of time. We should recognise whale logarithm, allow other there's ever like a load of conversation, just like have everyone with a sound of page footing,
the needs of images ever tell us how much you like music, I sure, do Chris. I was talking about the oh, oh yeah, that guy like that
such a girl, you know you have a good drank is getting better. It is an old script since two thousand and twelve sorry, I don't know where the twenty and the move you know we lost ribs.
An hour that we try this one anyway. I can then with Nick, are barred operator of my eyes had wound Nick. Where are you Nick? I hope you don't work
I completely forgot about the whole. I forgot.
Why has appeared along with their lives for secrecy,
Yeah yeah bullshit clips
The pop up, our rivers and there it was so weird, took it wasn't like an office, but it was his place
without the regiment were not abandon, recording studio,
No one really had I mean I think Ryan
sovereignty over it, but it just kind of fell between the cracks. No one really needed it so Nick used it is his office. I mean you're just
now, you're describing the room were currently in what was here this was. This is connected to my dressing room for at midnight. There were two rooms attached to it.
And those rooms I mean we ve been here three years almost and those who I now I never saw one time than ever
one go in and out of these doors ever and the blinds were always down, and so I use it just think. Well, maybe they work on off days when I'm not here and or maybe they but a kind of peak through one time the blinds- and it was just there- were just desks in here and
everywhere societies using storage yeah. So I said to the lot pay someone does using that for storage, because I could really use those rooms for podcast room. We can really make a bet.
More sound yeah sound, prove podcast, whereas it Euro Aetolia that other truly than those banks that are those little the cold brick room space way across regret its oppressing. It is depressing, but you know it became sort of charming carryin depressing
Yea member states. May I think the girl mats work was the least inventive name further conflict
You come up with a good run. Ruddled roguery could do faced with noise of my. That was what you did.
You know, you're, just gonna flip book. Look at Mickey pilot that but-
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I will call you a script. Steamboat Willie I registered familiar, but I and I called a Mickey, but yet so I basically I said you know what to do with those rooms. Can I can I get them and they said well, you know they belong to someone who's produced a lot.
Stop it's been on this lot, these friends with the owner, and so they they were sort of weird about asking, but I said: listen if their joy, if they use that I would never ask but sits. Let's been storage for at least three years is a deposit boxes are so
exactly, and so they they asked him. They secure said so go gap so that that's that that's what happened and then over the brake, PAMELA Jewel who does who's the lady who does the like she's a person? I worked with four like into resides dumb, happy with the house and helped gonna make the dressing room, not just a weird white room that I was in all the time she came in and like tricked it out. It's it's really a great space
yeah it's great sales. It's there, it's fancy, but also, finally, thousand that was in your g for office. Yet this one does, yes, all their despair, the Lauren.
Learn Gregg man yeah, I'm already had so much arches, leaning up above yells and that often because they move my office is so much geology you where they would move you every few months in so you would have to just put posted notes on your stuff that had your name
near you had an operative area and and then you would just and then it would just appear all moved the next office, and then I just I gotcha sampler. I like I'm not going to spend time hanging other stuff on a few months. I'm gonna have to take it all down to get ready moved again. That's that's right. So then it became a desk with boxes assures us that once you shuffled
art and I shall continue to survive when you finally decided to decorate your last house, you decided to get engaged in by.
Yeah. I think that it would happen. So that is exactly what I have done. Have you guys been the last chunky time? Great busy reckon up in America Fund really good about it, good its relate. Yet we have three episodes left that we gotta like finesse but they're. All pretty much
it's just that going back in and trying to find new spots like put jokes and the veto, or maybe better songs by them, and we ve been using myself up songs for the whole series. That's all
Like I laces wage. She works over its up. She's been Blake, got us like you used to say here's the songs that we have that you could afford
they even porn from all great song. So it was a thing, though, with it, you know we use library music.
Makes up when you make stuff in tv, everything has to be, you have to have permission or you have to buy it, and most libraries have music is really good, but they just there's that generic reality tv show some yet because it has
be it had. It has a sort of be like swiss Army knife of music yeah. So you pay you pay once for a library or you can spend all your money on one
so our hung annually, and I it's and so gotta use
very music for the Royalty Free Library, music for the first couple years of his bug, yeah, it's images its if there
something missing in it. It's almost like the soul of a person, s actually trying to say something with a still hung rice gone right.
So using it like a ton of great sub pop bands, bands up, like hardly art records in some like that, but that I've also kind of like reached out to a couple
am I really want this song for this part of the like this? This I wanted a cheap girls song,
at the end of of the season, for this like wrap up in our own eye, just dm the guys on Twitter as a goose, mute couple books, and you know Gimme, lobbies or song- I guess you're. So it's been great,
far barf song and their edges- fun stuff like that, are putting France on. So it's like the process of going into just trying to tighten everything up yet has been melting, my brain, because I'm also aroused I started writing on amnesty coherently, and so it's a kind of running back and forth and focusing as much as I can on both things casino. You don't want to just you put your hard sold to the things you do and you're afraid, if you don't at all like show, right and and and because lack is assuming this- if something, if something doesn't turn out the way you want it, but at least you know you did everything you could
yeah, you can just go well. I I took a swaying and I miss, but you know in your heart that if it missus near like dammit, I know I should have done this thing in here. It is it's not too, because you can kind of you started. You think we should get overwhelm. You start to go well. You know why linked for
what we need for how much time we had and how much money we had to do. Stuff least like it's like it's a illicit, pretty good for that, but no one knows about that stuff known you'd, be there's no like thing that pops up before you see something it
where you go hate. So when we shut this ever so, I was sick. We lost a bunch of looking eyes, bitter scrap yeah, but, like you know, you can't do that because it doesn't matter
What's the matter relegate layer you just get makes some good and so that's kind of thing it's taken it. We did is, alas, stuff that I wish we could have done better. I well shooting, and so that's what I'm trying to make up for it in the editing process
You know it's! It's as also my first kind of solo thing. You know like I've, either dunce up with you guys or like Commalena, Emily, etc. They all my big stuff, has been with other people in this conflict. My first bigger size thing we're just me and when is a commitment to a second.
Yeah- it's gonna be out there in the world. I know all about it. Wants all of them are ones which at first they don't do that they rolled out, but then once a surly putting everything together and you have seen how, like that there's little callbacks too I can episodes and people can show upper themes reoccur. It was called a like when they said we want to put em all at once. I was like that's great. That's great. It's fun showed a watch like a bunch of euro because it essentially sketches yet but yeah. Well, that's good! Then at least people get to the end,
to be like way when we spoke yeah, I get out of the way who's gonna hit with their bad was closely here. We gotta go established between nobody's, raise your book. I read your eye behind, but I know, what's gonna happen,
but yet the it is really mean that there are gonna come out ones because ago, MIKE Mitchell plays Chaz. Duffy a guy for every type of guy has a show called scarf in USA, like our Boston episode, we're like I'm trying to have a chance to get things done
That means the buzz buzz word. That is the worse the aim of the best out of it. That way, you want it. So it's it's a real yeah! It's editors early this year thanks. You know that that was a with Canada.
Thing to do with the with that show is because want everything to have. I be dry and kind of subtle. Sometimes, but when you dont comedy bits you know you, you still have to make jokes. So it's like that fine line of like all its call, like you know like
that Idiot Safari or yes, I'm right. I now know because a show and to be called that right. What would what's the things one of those people would call a shit like this and think it so rad yeah you now. That's that's like the weird little game you have to play.
I'm doing parity always thing. If I get a thirty seven there might like, they were having a pitch meeting yeah. What can we do?
Oh man, like scar scarf bit, sir. I would see it like Chow chow.
Down. Iron bar bar skirt scarf even need up. It's got scarfpin scarfpin to govern
recent right now in turn walks. My environment, you Billy, is
think about when we have the guys from a black dynamite on
yeah yeah, because I was obsessed with a movie and when they start talking about you about the director and the main actor up,
They played characters and they dont doesn't show manners and Michael J White yeah success Anders like either he's I oh. I played like a like an old Jewish like it. Oh showbiz guy that want to make his own movie yeah. I get so that's the cowardry played when he was directing it, and so it's like he made choices based offer that character and Michael J White said he was like a star football player that come in. I want to make us, go at beaten movies, cause he's. Yes, I, like other guys doing it Jack,
Coming from that place, it doesn't show up on screen, but it like or in the dialogue really like that, but they come from that like that decision, may give them a point of view, yeah giddy and gives the characters it gives the characters a point of view, as opposed to just comedy for comedy, say yes, exactly which you, which you actually do feel like. It does really informed choice. It really does yet. I want right when we interviewed em. I went back and watched it was like I had at length there as it sets its round, but yes, oh, was aimed before, but like the other chest, Africa shows up because we're both were in Boston. We're both shooting our shows
this like it's like an old oil, storehouse emboss, and I'm trying to talk with his eye poet, laureate Geiger them like a boarding type like that wants like a pretentious meetings as Mark rivers. From MR shone, like he's trying to save we'll, tell poems.
Version from Mr Shone, like he's trying to save me I'll, tell poems about the past and then, like you, just hear peoples
shooting his shouts governor sand and, like I go over there, my hey man, you be Callaghan, you could keep it down.
In his shouts, Governo sand and like I go over there, my hey man to be Callaghan, you might keep it down.
Like you, I saw no can do we're here to do the oil
on slide, reiterating operators and issue at the union oyster. How did you get a place that stood in for the union knows the Billingham?
we were going to do. The
laser house like a day at the last minute. There was a tricky part was like an hour, so it's travel so kind of
answer. But yes, but, like that happens, unlike in a way we do it oyster eating competition tourism
doubly logic to shellfish, but like evidently get Oki he's kind of mentioned throughout the episodes, and then he shows back up in the season finale and it's like.
The kind of a nice looking around it out thing, and so now that there are coming out all at once. I like the fact that you know you won't have to remember the guy. From the very first episode the knife episode Jonah, you could have shouted at the boys and girls. You could have Jonah, you could have shot at the oil in grills Club of America,
Now, Chris, that's that's that's out of everyone here. Oh I'm, sorry, Yazzi! What's this I heard the other new ones can evade. This is the new pay all this is the new paid. Ok, ok, ok! Also, yes, adolescent again, I lost my place.
We're talking about. Why can we prevent more than one script? I don't know it: just we want to save at Christmas, like weight is having Bolsa these days. Yeah come on man just freely environment, freely, Jonah.
But then again we're back on track, but
Yes, I mean to go. You have to pay the Ok Mac Opium area. You can use the bathroom in their it's right there, don't don't don't project the power trip on him. Just lift the stone pee on this
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what about when I was devaluing severity. They charge, you will take the words like it was a liar. Who is a value for them?
it wasn't where we weren't taking you hated gunshots, Jonah Jonas manager. Gaza is, I have spent a lot of time of spell out, I'm a hotels with a guy and trust me. Those can be viewed as all over. That's so nobody's, usually long story short, usually back here honestly interest in your bag care come off. It's ridiculous! Would you
your shirt off to pee. Now, when it oh, I get it back. Here goes all the way down here, so it there were to use the bathroom for other things, and I didn't do that thanks. That's what I want to say that an overly hated
back here, go all the way down here. So, what's going on,
Well, the only by got stolen wonder now there has been following me: Twitter Drown, Gaia so wake up on Friday morning.
The shed doors open. I said I was going to work and I said the dorias like are you? Did you take your bike to go to your gashes, like known as well as the shadow,
she's. Like I don't know, and I went and I was like how what's going to be missing, I looked in her bike. Was there and I look to the right in my butt
so I immediately went in and looked on, my security system to see. If I could see what happened
seven seventeen in the morning, while it's kind of late for that's like late in the day for ya later, thereby like like a robbery, you would think I'm glad what sexes Dorani were both awake at the time. So seven, seventy and morning I see this dude walk in with the fuckin,
Today, two backpack- and he just opens- I wasn't me he opens up my shed and just looks for second pulls my bike and just rides. I didn't news and doesn't even closer shed door. I don't it.
Dont have the decency after stealing the by ardor. Now, if he had done ass, they wouldn't do you have a camera shot of Aspasia. So I got my bike.
Wound skip the law that story here. We go over the stern dealership, poster next door about some like hey everybody. This guy stole my bike and here's the picture
if you? If you haven't see this guy here, is a picture of him. He had not to deter backpack sort of a short afro. If you see him, you know just hit me up on here whenever Psycho make a police report
your work on Fried acted Schubert you make a police requires your dad. I went to the well sure PD as as idea is that's my district and it was for the Miami like how much of the bag, unlike other new, they overlook. Sixteen honourable,
ok, so we can make it a burglary as a great, but when I go but my business and you know don't think anything of it. Last night I'm going to, I was gonna. Go! Do some dishes and then go to sleep, and it was about ten o clock at night and then I hear the email thing on my computer and I look at the notification of the next door. Someone posted in that thread about my bike and it's. This dude named Jonathan, whose very active in the neighborhood said: hey
I saw the guy on your bike, he's at the seven eleven unless pompous and Santa Monica. I call the police they're on their way right now and I was like fucking, my god, my car and drove over to the to the seven eleven I love because that's the sun will rise by the studio and Michael. I was gonna crazy. So I go and I see a cop suv cop carp pulled
I see a couple guys in handcuffs, and I see my bike sitting there anyway. This is fucking in saying that somebody actually survey sites that are to deter backpack on the guy. He was walking his dark and then he got in his car and drove to fight to follow the guy.
And fuckin called the cops for me and then the detective I had or the way left the police report on Friday. He was like he's like if use, if you haven't seen again,
I again he's a common will want only report, a burglary will send them and right away so this the gagged, call man when one and some say never awhile and the guy that pay the guys are today to back that. Guy fled the same, so he still out there somewhere, but or stand there for a long time and dislike talking to this, the neighbour behind next door, Jonathan, unlike in Santa carefully with any certainty what some recent break of that happening than they were in a suit cop. Look at me funny hidden like we rise it with you and then the two cops. Obviously, the carpet was looking at me was sitting in the driver's seat
The of the police, car and the other carpet was out. There went and leaned under the cow car and then came back out mass me or my name was, and I was like Matt Myron than egos and the communist nights ago over him and the other by other cough gets out officer Johnson.
Big fan of this paragraph or exactly Hollywood division?
and he was just like he's like evidence of the fact that since the time Lenin Episode and like that's raising that you have been listening, thank you for listening officer down, but the Johnson. Thank you very much and he is like Tommy's like ass.
Oh he's got no monitoring that we get this guy in an open container he's like they always hang out together. We look for this guy with the Arctic D to Backpack reply can visit he D. How does him he'd like there's no way? This guy knows that you have him on video, stealing your bike and I gotta take the back there.
Another priority is the right note about, but am I gonna press charges on the guy that broke into my shed yet break into the open? And I may he opened it up, but we still story silicon, my sense of security at my own houses like if they catch him, the Roma for pressing charges on the guy
where you re going to have you gone on? What are you doing? You got your bike back then no by a walk
this. I think that is a lot that guy to come back to shed is law he's with a guy. I have a wife doesn't feel very comfortable at the house now because of that, and this guy did that my wife yeah- that I did, I told you understand, plus there's been a
of Breakin, ok neighbourhood could be him. Could you are right? He should be free to say everyone, it together, you're still bike.
And I'd feel better. If I can put his own headlights entailing, he was gonna. Keep that by positive even going to sell it felt like I can take care of it
I don't like a measured position. You're taking I'm just saying you got your bike back, I dont does go steals. A bike doesn't seem like the kind of guy. That's gonna hurt anybody, steel inspired me. You get your bike back though, but the guy didn't give it to him. They gonna give it to him, but you gotta back
It seems like it's, your more you're, more inclined to be like I get out of here your rascals and don't come back, but will be boys lesson. I understand we are coming from my also understand where I'm coming from yeah, maybe a veto. If someone went into your garage or something I would be like and some install something and you got it back at the we like still took it yeah,
it's a I don't I just like getting getting in trouble. I just I don't think it's like you just rubble. He got lucky. He got chased by the cops he got. The period under the hasty bolted workshops came.
I didn't want God. Why did he rubbed because he saw Jonathan on his cell phone talking to someone looking at him, we'll go faster if you hit the bike ownership
What are you think where economic crisis the I understand like, so what you let him go, steel, someone else's bike in the neighborhood? I just don't have someone else's,
right. I dont see moment or maybe doesn't even like I hadn't Germans. I could have got a new bike. If I had to get a new bike term, maybe take someone else's like it.
I don't really like the idea, maybe like. Maybe if there was a situation he get find. Maybe
with that, but I don't really like the idea of some sort of biting going to jail. I will give you some stealing a bike period. I don't either. I dont know what the I don't know, what the repercussions at what the jail sentences or what them. If it's a fine, I don't care. Whenever it is. I know it's. Aids is a very expensive bike. I just I d
like the aid, it's it's just that it's a bit of like I did have. Surely I owe you ve been watching violate my my home I'll, show you the footage and then in the new tonight I shoulda reactions are tumblr dot, com and probably about lobby Rubagub. Think I'm wrong. I just it's their entirety, opinion ignited lake you now I get that you don't you know it's like setting someone away for minor drug offences that totally on bore with that kind of thing. Yet it's just like this is a neighborhood, the TED Series up taken
crime. Recently, Hollywood endless bills are all lot of crime happening in these areas of ours, but he in L a take. You took the bacon, I did what I mean. I did my thing. I do. I owe the police reports, mostly by I wasn't going to file a police for other than those like, oh shit, I have you had a climate,
You'd have to violently yeah that's. Why did it I mean we're? Normally, I would be like Fuckin Vienna, but it was. You know the whole process together. Yeah now that's attacks and I'm sorry it happens, and I am sorry we printed out the photos of his face. We put our mission comes back. There hasn't because this also, like you think too, and that an idle I'm that super comfortable now, because the Ngos in my shed, he sees forty fucking guitar cases. You know when he was like really like looking around a mere like here and he didn't take anything then, but we know who's to say I mean he doesn't know that I have the bike back yet another
back into the buy them. He could come back and be like long ago still at Bianchi, like my wife's by zero point. They could also come in and like think that there is no overlap with a lock this time. Right here is locked. It is one hundred percent locked, but yeah it was just like you know. It's not. The notes is a violation of privacy makes it
It's our businesses and our semi wrong. Here
Jonah. What is the punishment? A slap on the rest and define a slap on there is now
community service. I think a guy like you that area like the sun, broad daylight.
Seven, seven! Thirty in the morning it a little load eventually child. I dont now he's not occur in the sky, but yes, the guy's entering machetes. Looking at left my wife's by looking at the right at my bike deciding on going to take this very hard to get the United States german bicycle.
Exactly. We say what I think if you're gonna take off my long table like my staff, my bike entail. Let's not good enough
guy like you, that's that's where the anchors going for the old goddamned highlights that there and then by the
the vague, remember, a say in the next one here makes a run for a ride for it. Slowly to that's, the partner states has gone up
he's gonna write his leg. I don't care about anything right now and then he left my shadow over, which is the only reason that I found
How about that? You can see me and my wife discovering it if you'd like to see them when she gets on my wife's, like going over the shed two billion.
Denied, undiscovered burglaries occasion, omitted was doesn't feel good
It doesn't you now know, and he did he did.
Ronnie went into my wasn't? Any Lhasa went into my backyard yet which we have gained we have gained. Yet we are yet. We have no trespassing signs. So it's like you know. I mean there's the that's the one thing that
usually keeps criminals away. We don't trust for the one thing that from the previous vandalism
the report at my ass when they for some reason, decided to destroy my wife's fern and shatter the pot outside the house other threat. Yeah. Will you live in a shitty neighbour
it's not the best. It's it's its highly, whereby Hollywood like a dirty place, while the but the tricky thing about a Hollywood is that its with attributing about LOS Angeles is that it's you know like Strip Austria Street by its three by street. So one street in Hollywood is like
this seems this seems like a safe neighbourhood and then the next street, like buildings, are run down bars
on windows, yeah. You know next street. Ok, there's families walkin around next read, not I mean I just think it I mean it's just it seems like you know, Matt felt violated
now, if you like, a marriage, counselor you're both facing me too late and listen and any right around, no one should like no one should get. No one should have their life ruined over a bike, but but there should be some think. Community service is a great idea, at least sending a message of my case that ok to do this up in this neighborhood. If
an up this particular their rights, but seem how young that guy looks in and the other well hangs out with the same group. Apparently according to the cops and the neighbors, I've seen him before yeah, it's not a super given that they call it a super savory group of of folks. I listen. I dont know why come still my bike, everyday
Kid knock on the door was likely happy by a bicycle and would like ok to point that you do not know. I don't know more people do that, but I'm just saying its aid. That did there it's more about the principle of of this of the situation for sure, and I
and I don't. I don't write the law. No, maybe it's not against the law to steal a bicycle. In LOS Angeles, I don't know, but I had to file if we were to get my insurance for
Well yeah I was ratios a disease, so say the catch him and they say: hey, we got the guy, we're gonna, need you to identify and not have to do to get them yet video
but then they can say joint press charges. We say yes under conditions. You want this guy to go to jail allowed TAT. Are you allowed
that I dont know mental within your allowed to go away, it is I can't tentatively and seventy eight, but I think you can also like. Isn't there, though, like like leniency, like you show up, and you say like hey: they gonna want this guy's life being ruined like it's like I can you show compassion against? Isn't you like write letters or something that I think you figure parole, hearings, known and unknown? Oh there's, a thing where you can kind of like like asked
permit for compassion. I believe I know this because I just read an article up to during whenever she wants to do. Ok, I've been on the address is not really about my yeah anyway, I'm not sure what I would do. I think I would
as long as enough of a brouhaha had been made that the message was sent like hey. If you do this, they could catch. You yeah, I probably wouldn't press charges, but I wouldn't I wouldn't fault someone.
Did no no and I didn't mean to fasten lake now. I know, even if the guy just knows that he was on camera when he did that
What I mean that would even be him after, like if you do that you hello matches what I think I think you just.
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have a yard. Yet without an I can you know, I have a home that people don't come in open my shirt and take what I really feel like they yeah yeah com
crazy, I say build a wall. Are we getting it always or thou? Yeah died dominions anyway, lifelike it's a year, a horrible verse, infer
on this and my guy and I'm sure I'm coming. I will do anything. What I didn't do anything. No! No! No! You said you would
I thought you know where I jail, I humbly rubs there I side on people going Asia, press charges. Are you going
leave it alone. My guy just. I think this is one of those. They asked big area you ever everyone,
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our job as ordinary, which, to judge too will mean that we are doing now is not obeying at this. Like you know, I'm just to state my case and guy stills, my bicycle. We filled my boyfriend or whatever
maybe I'm never ever
Angeles, California, the penalty for stealing a bicycle is you're given four hundred dollars, then I'd like him to be given for now
as long as their secret Hobbs until you D, like it's like whatever is on the books, that's what I would like to have an end. If it is you know whatever it is, I don't care. I didn't write that law. No, don't I
NEA. It's it's not gets its invasion, it's it's entering now breaking but entering, but it's it's unfortunate.
Just like I don't know, I'd like I've done bad things in my life
I just don't want stuff. What would you have never size so from like small businesses that should have been stolen from when was this when I was younger when I was in high school, I managed to get taken on by the cops yeah I haven't. I was felt really guilty about it. Yeah I like I did and it's it's one of those things you get. You had just taken home by the cops yet didn't get a recipe than they do now. I was, I was like twelve in Turkey and took sparing massacre
yeah but the others a thing I just I think about this, like the chain of events. Secondly, system sure yeah. I also think about you know what, like I don't know. I just I don't know how I feel
that shadowing put another like a padlock on and also a moment, and then they get filled a moat, moat brow macabre nearby,
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machine consideration. I mean I can try to keep it below a dozen
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what that's gonna be, etc, etc. So I was thinking all united. The cheers. Slot machine is gone now. You know I can't find it in Vegas anymore. They used to be. The palazzo was last place that had it now, it's gonna says looking into the idea like what, if I bought the cheers slot machine and you could just have it so it doesn't
money, and you know whatever alkalies Reagan, loaded and yeah yeah, but apparently in count for its illegal to own personally own. A slot machine that is not twenty five years old or older makes sense, because a gold knows just decorative, but then you have like European,
come over: what did it really you're gonna like, but then you have the payments people out anyway. When they went the enemy make those slots will type as s fuzzy could. Could we know
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in California. You cannot own a slot machine that is now
twenty five years, older older. You
go where everybody knows they all came its disappearing. So I can't explain
why'd. I can't find it anywhere this. This cheers slot machine like an. I desperately want I've loved that machine, so you need to find clear craven. Who would tell you exactly what those one left in a friendly
they would sell it to you. It's called the cheers lucky round and if anyone from the wonderful Wmds corporation, whom manufacturers that machine is listening, if you can figure out how to get me one, maybe when you maybe in twenty years when you lose as it does cocoa
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does anyone have any went out there. Tweeted me, if you know how to get a lot of those you mean
if you can like put it into like some sort of s, girl accounts where I can take risks and take the machine in when it's
five years, all that they had got about twenty three more years and then I can legally on in California exercise but also on a video slots are different than the one arm. Bandits
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I was a guy mechanic boylike that was get rid of it. I saw on Craigslist
when and drove it, and it's got new engine works.
You driving around now than others.
I need to do to it.
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Yeah, so I I gotta register it, but in on Thursday,
nice and I'm really stoked, and when Edward is. We have a few minutes left before we wrap up the our aid.
Clock, watches is gonna get standard. We were those that I got about us tonight show about them, which means I have to go right now.
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show you made the premise Walter.
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and some one of the someone said to me here, listening podcast might have in and
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around the collapse closer than Jonas show coming. So we
It has been really read about generic having central and they said to me a couple weeks ago. Do you want a program that weekend it's great, so they gave me a great,
a bunch of stuff? I hear is within our libraries, three Ching Chong movie? Oh no! No! No! I really was really fun, actually put a lot of thought in two. You can change the candy, I'm not playing strange. That was not an option:
but on Saturday Understatement Especial Saturday night on Saturday morning future.
Fine in the morning going into Galaxy Quest,
rattling into ghostbusters going. Ices zombie land were ghostbusters is, like a metaphor, equal the zombie land area because of the bill Moray, I yeah, then they then half our special concern, the basic curated necessary. While there were several occasions.
We did everything we could. We lost this battle.
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put out our special here at this moment where their locks, where you can put stuff
and I mean I'm excited about. It was really is what an on Sunday Sunday
I'm doing a lot of I'm doing a Patsy. I think this is. I think this is gonna. Stick in the morning came peel. Chapelle came peel, Chapelle Key Impale, Chapelle kind of a thing air into coming to America
ass into my Gruber, I think great Ends-
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of movies that I enjoy. That's great. I think that's what I waited over. You know, oh, and I think maybe I throw me I can't remember anyway. I think that's how it plays out and then this then, and in their don't like them our specials or airing this month. So you know, Nicky has an hour special in time. Tosh has an hour special and I do and Rachel fine sign yeah end, and so then there always kind of mixed in there. But you know I'm excited about it in and having to go through. The editing process was really.
Completely you're the first special I was like you guys at it. I don't want to. I can't pick I dont know. I met the best idea, but I did I'd Guyana that turned out. I got him for this
national and actually don't like with special Aurelia, not not been met, not because of any thing anyone did suit its eyes.
Suit? Well, did you know I was going to say it was? Actually I think you know I. Why watch the special now and I just sort of feel like
well yeah you're, like Ben. I wish I was that could still yeah you per day.
As you rightly little bit, the friar like man, my peak there goes up and get you wanna be a little dissatisfied with stuff you did previously. Will the maybe you can see the fear behind your eyes of your personal life, our when you stand your pants roadway about go on this one. This special was very personal cause it. I really. I took probably as advice to heart where he said I go to a place where I get uncomfortable and that's where I write. So I call this.
Come bribe, talked about a bunch of things like a fucking cover, so good. Oh I'm so glad you like it allows show Tyler Shields come photographed. It knew he was really awesome and uses a come over here.
Shoot a bunch of stuff and even less so I was going to this other where I have these dog years and I'm holding a teacup, but then I saw it. I was like it's a good three. He shot it so beautifully, but I thought at a wagon
Would you picture that Aviano used for the next special, but he had this idea regos. Just let's do some like crying pictures so
they were so we did some, I cry face picture and we were kind of going through afterwards and others like a man that one's really, because it really is kind of a sub text of what the stories are, and you know I'd gone some some advice and people were like you know it doesn't really look like a call me I'm like I know, but it really feels special to me. I think that matters and it does,
and I love the image so much beyond were examined through those cds, they're gonna, really by based on how it is done, is done in it so cool and it still its own thing. It's I loved it another. Absolutely,
Yo Yo, eventually homeward value knee and then the sky, Freddy Scott. Who is great blonde hair free? He don't. He does me
he does stuff with their area no manner on everything we have in a secondary to sell. The diabetes is really really good guy and I I basically just wanted to create that kind of you know cause the set looks like my house. So it's like full of all old, victorian stuff and they just like an old, victorian study. So I wonder creator and opening the sort of looked like the beginning of american horror story was just a bunch of weird. It's really go and they did
the great giant rumbled Swank directed the shoot. Yes, yes, she because I ran into her at the Jaspers thing and, like I we talked about it. I just causes display or know about modulator illegal of imposing new. After we're done
she showed a lab, I'm excited about it and I hope you like it and so what what what companies go. Let me do is it for me. It premiers April thirtieth. There are three cuts of the show which is really weird thing to have to do, but that's just there's a uncut version. That's gonna be the that you know four lake now, but the album Maria people buy on the,
Yo, there's a fifteen minute version for limited commercial interruptions and there is a worthy one minute version for where for any time now, so you have to like pick and choose which showed that I could just idea to them, which is on May third, when the actual, when all that stuff is available to purchase,
I'm gonna put it up as a nurse pike, ass Fer a week- ah it's great, so just so people can. You know like if
people don't have the money or whatever. It is given the opportunity to try it out for a week and see if they like it. If they like it, they can go by.
They don't have to or whatever, but I just I just wanted to have people to people. The origin nobly runs demands on our own. We can't give their special away
don't they gotta worry about someone, but it was really. It was a really fun. It was really fun thing to do, and that's great ass great an already can turn a girl for yams ideas. I'm doing another to start the new tour in
do they have a theme. I do already have a theme, I'm calling it I didn t
which is sort of like a lead spake. It's a tech support code, which basically means the problem exists between the keyboard in the chair,
air. Like someone a closer look here, we can promote emails with community funding in a basic used away to insult someone without them. Now that's an act. I took it to mean that term the neck specials gonna, be all about taking responsibility for bad choices are great, and so it fit pretty. Well, that's like all other things that are wrong or my fault.
So that's kind of that's what makes special seemed about TAT S, so they go area that my long launch by you that's great. So so thank you for your input and cordial you and you are tired.
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about having external. Let me find it again.
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sort of what I am hearing. Mao's of the worst british ACT than ever guys was actually saw. Hate keep met, really quick, the actor he overdue
and you once isn't, he wants you to get your approach. We turn right now. What if they look at him, he's heard them. He says if he, if you, if my so bad habit, he does want Jesus Jesus. He wants you to run a fitting out, but he's in the room- and I didn't hear him say,
MRS is therefore I out fire. He dies on track on in your mind,
nine years ago within Europe. So how do you hear him? What are you hearing him? I'm just listen director, but
Does that mean solely from telepathic? We can, I know I have. I have a walkie, I'm lucky, but I don't see a walkie anywhere you're back
I am aware that there is a God, oh what a meagre before turnover as the rapporteur has not improved supervision. The yes we're gonna need move you where to into a spot where you're doing a british accident
was at turning. The writing is better not room with all the pews. Yes, he wants you to go to the bathroom pilgrim view Vermeer. They are back in and out of, migrants can reach, but
on your way that, because you had some echoes, it sounds, are given the pilgrim softer go a little course.
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When it really ass. We pray. I will tell you the premise behind. It is fantastic, because it is,
where the people who were pray
essentially, it is where building on all these fake reality, television shows that were putting these people are being prank on an that's where the pranks are happening. That's great armies, fake reality shows that people it simply or breaking people. They just want there to be
as for the sake of being famous, that I'm no discernible observe wherever they have no discernible talent and they sign releases before we start shooting.
Pitch tank thing. They that's awesome, look for it tank, but
some of it. You can see on am unsure TVS website, there's one one
and to minimise generations in one in Melbourne. So what they hear as they like of staffing levels, are people. Here's the deal that these are people who like have these ideas. They knew renew. Writing on forever the US now they're coming
like two spade and too that's alright, unlike generations,
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I certainly feel Riah so, but what is the one that I love is? This guy starts pitching his idea for this ninja show and they just like. We don't see it and now and then we have Dave Stores is,
reactors, flesh writers on a show. He comes in a man like your pitch, the same exact idea,
But how did you get a lot of several days like sir? That's right, liberality you ve broken killing it over there in the warehouse we're going Brad above you, I adore you. So we have this doom together. Thanks dad you work, it was nice see. New is good to see you to some say those same time. Yeah till your mama said. Hi already has a girl with very very
who is cause it's. You know that is different from you about, like as clear he's an ok guy. You know he's really call. He really takes care of a lack of a hammer like he's like he listens. All right, come on
Kids. You spent enough time with your real father. Should they bear this
We are now times are way. Think we're losing like boys. We gotta go we're gonna magical adventure
This is our life. Now Highbury took their. I said her. Oh Tom
I was just saving as I want to do.
And very nearly every individual strode away into the sunset. With these two boys were not mine. I saved you guys
enjoy show
we should remember that nothing should we tell through town, very sparing no oh break his heart, IRAN that sea letters you next year, but ass. You see whenever see when you get older server the beer should I saw my background.
If only I had judged, Jonah set a judge, man I'd be free, maybe you were always wearing that actually do backpack adventure. Now it's the only thing. That's me it's. The only thing I can come in that doesn't complain afterwards hopper, who try curses toilet.
A vague, so much appreciated scout great job over there out
Thank you, of course, to our wives that we,
we'll get up and their peace, peace, love love. I gotta go. I go right. Some rifts go arrives at him ass. He read what you did when you we're ready ripping off when I later disclose the movies.
Oh yeah! I thought you were gonna like maybe go to his show and that we are not another you're running risk for that that that show we. I love you, and I had no idea that the concept of the show mirrored so much the actual process of making the show it is real hard. Some tax, where you like. This is a five minute swordfish and I gather this stuff can be fine by, like you, have to fill a five minute survey. Yeah, that's like what its forty Massimo you're like. I am
amount of jokes, I'm out now, leaving noticed dot, com,
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