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dreaming. You wouldn't even know it was so side, to try to figure out what with the next challenge be, and I don't think we quite got there. I do not think we did. I mean we, we have a rough outline, but I don't know if we're totally there. Yet. Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Cigar Bird cry sure in the great are, we should fear

the Joe Rogan experience everybody. A lot of people don't know get mad when they close, we received a move in the millions. This is been talking. He might be going crazy, but I know that guys who yeah I know both of them. The different do comes on my podcast as Wheeler, like he's different when it came on the podcast, as the other fella he's been doing, these promos, where he does voice over like a famous per So it's like Garth Brooks talking

he talks over he's like hey. It's me, gardening, my private jet. I hate regular people like this. I love my instagram Tommy. You showed me the video here. Let's see this Brooks here, wanna talk about my new favorite record holder by Wheeler Walker Junior. I love blacks in here on my private jet. I don't fly commercial anymore, there's always a bunch of dumb crackers who won Definitely single plays with them,

You know in Ghana Dick to go around and look at my dick. So I'll see you guys later, I'm Garth Brooks I'm flat broke something at the bottom. It says it's been retweeted by Garth. Brooks no delay photo shop at all. That's him, retweeting from Garcia, it's fake! What is my cell motion with his face like? Is it called to Garth Brooks? This is a call to find out how cool you are you should retweet You should select every tweet that Sherry post that on Instagram card, that's hilarious, an album Garth Brooks fan. I don't give a fuck, everybody says I'm not, but that we are friends in low places that comes on you don't get excited, no man, it's alright! It's fine!

barge. Am I listening to country boy can survive I'll, get fired up for that yeah? I get fired up for that complete with Scott Brooks. Now I make it a point to go. Get excited about that song. That's a killer song, fuck yeah! It is good right. I want to fucking be in a pick up that I want to drink beer. I want to have a dip in yeah. I wanna shoot somebody Hank Williams, junior mother, Fucker. That song is fantastic. That's the that was mad. Walk out song yeah. That's right! That's right! Yeah, a fight for the country for cancer, yeah, yeah, great song, that's a great walk out song to that might be the best walk out sound song. Ever now it's raining men Give me if I ever fight, but you know, what's making golf friends, Mickey Gall's might be the best when he comes out to uh. Oh Mickey you're, so fine you're, so that might be the best

that's funny, because that was not taken seriously at all legitimately hilarious, that he comes out to that's and he's a beautiful man did you. Where did he wear weird shit like different cut like pink? As of making a point, someone did write comedy guy yeah, but I what I want to fight ones would like the x and two came out like in a in a two to some and and yes, some say he was wearing like something girly and everybody was like he better should do something like I don't know like surprise it. Doesn't it just little peep and they walked, down the aisle whatever? Well, there was one dude who fought in K1, who was a famous cross dresser in Japan, and it was a bad. The Fokker. He wasn't like necessarily a constant crossdresser, but occasionally he would dress up like a schoolgirl yeah. It was cool yeah. What is this? This dude beat the fuck out of some people who, like under estimated him dressed up like a schoolgirl.

We find that story? I really well. I remember who people remember music without Brother Ballsiest Republic, like I was like Japan. They they go crazy. He did some weird shyt were dressed up like a female anime character or something I can't really remember entirely how the story went down, but I remember he could fight.

It's like super confusing for people, 'cause he's knocking dudes dead, and you know in the part time he dresses up like a schoolgirl Waterbury's, most psycho movie could do you guys UFC fight in a girl outfit just do that like come out with pigtails and shitfuck somebody's world up and then lick your lollipop on the way out. That's like that would be like spend the fucking bird is the barber beefcake. That would be some next level. Mindgames shaped like your playstyle, the aggression, that's nonsense! I'm getting a girl, I'm going to funk you up, but I'm going to pretend I'm a girl up into the moment. I funk you up, yeah yeah, that's that's the other go for it. If you could pull that off, you'd be so relaxed in a fight yeah. You could

how to act like a girl in front of a dude is ready to beat the fuck out of the closet, Queenie Gay in the UFC, but was super well trained. The bass and I will be the best it's totally potholes later used to be amazing, amazing yeah. This only leaves Why is there that it's completely possible yeah you put a call out to the universe right on trading Koreans. Just a you can still get a super clean yeah. You know some like queen is built like check Congo yeah now people up to smash people and get a massage. This is the japanese guy yeah, I'm Brela. You have seen anything Oh no! No! This is a business owner, This. When you saw some now yeah it's going to yeah yeah. This is

the UFC fight where he came in dressed, like a girl yeah, did choreographed existing, that's great, just the one you're thinking of. Are you thinking about the Japanese, japanese one, but this one I remember now he did a coin I forgot about this Jamie. A strong pull string. Select. How to blame is good right, dude. I don't remember this at all. He win this fight. I hope so you know it's funded, yet I don't remember who go no fought. Why we'll just go further ahead and family gono He was like a and I think he was in Xodo. He was definitely japanese, star a lot of guys by the time they came to the United States. They already had been in so many wars. They just the same anymore, yeah like go me go me was the same any more soccer. I was in the same anymore. Heels on. Yeah

wow. Oh good move man, a good to good move, I'd like to be one of the side: dishes yeah I think that well about trying to yeah, probably is yeah or something probably that's what I was saying. I guess the time of that fight ago now that's going on. I can hear you now. You know. I like this to help you to relax. Hell yeah over here over what it's probably seriously a good idea. I mean you gotta, take your dress off! Ok, in areas like your heels off too, but he thought John Fitch. I do not think he want. I think he got beat down

one, three right around then yep. I think that was before John Violence, GSP for the title, yeah He tied the record for most wins and they had given a title shot MIKE we got that's ridiculous. Is that who is fight on the card? Is a Jon Fitch? I came across this other and The and again I wonder what year this was kinda remember another one. The UFC brought back to hundred and fifty five pound title 'cause for long time, one! Seventy was the lightest weight you could fly. You gotta give this to credit for his entrances and a lot of thought put into this yeah. He obviously does a lot of work for mayhem Miller had a great one. Once he had like a bunch of message behind Dementia Tannehill choreographed entrance when he fought in pride yeah. I like yeah me too. I thought Mayweather discovered he always had ridiculous entrances. I don't know what's up with his ski mask. Is that anybody stealing money anybody? Whoever questions. Whether not may him was a good fighter because you know may have had some hard times and

get a little nutty lately yeah. But if you go back to mayhem fought ham, not Sakurai, Sakuraba in pride, dude he smashed Sakuraba smashed. It went right through him and submit it. Really yeah. Pull it up. Jamie see if you can find it, What are you Lawrence's classification, ma'am yeah you have seen or product and pride did he lose one by disqualification boy? I don't remember that. Did he I don't know, I didn't see it. It was like This is his dream, and so this was dream. This wasn't pride wow, that's great schoolgirl outfits inside logo come on. How do you not love this hilarious awesome? You know Ma'Am said some tough times, but he's always cool domain. I like that. Guy, I see him he comes out to my shows. When I do, Irvine is a good man is a great guy means, got some problems and you know he was always

he's always a extraordinarily ninety dude yeah. You can see the show for awhile yeah. By the way I ended a binge watching that one day and watching due to fall. Go guys. You don't know how to fight yeah. Do you know what I remember one time when we were in Australia for fights years ago? rampage was there, and I guess those two are good friends. So I was going from like different areas in like this mini group with rampage and every time some I want to picture with him. They put their arm around his like around there, older anytime. He would throw their arm off, get your fucking arm off now and then they'd be like scared for their picture like like that, so we're going like fucking horrible.

By the way let people pinch my nipples and pictures with main page doesn't plan, so I'm sitting like so I witnessed that like ten times and then we moved to like some bar somewhere and it's you know, there's like I don't know. It's like roped off people over here is a lot of people in the place, but it's like a small group like this and rampages here and mayhem. Is up, and I don't know that they know each. I don't know the relationship and he immediately grabbed him by the throat like me because, like if I kill you, but that for the for a split second assault like all of this just spoke like violence come into randles eyes like he was about to fucking, murder, someone and then I saw it disappear. He saw me like Crazy's wife. So like for quick? Second, he turned like just to break them in half and I was more terrifying than any fight I'd seen men web page is a beast.

Yeah, that's super block on his shoulders too. Yeah head, isn't so quick to yeah. So hard rampage had some epic fights in pride to before you ever. Even came to the UFC he has the all time greatest slam knockout over all time greatest in the triangle, yeah in a triangle. Fascism down to the ground and what the fuck was that guys name, but he fought very good rampages in a triangle, around Ricardo really stood up on the Fa Cup. I still had his legs around me. Just picked him up and then yeah. This is like this here yeah. This is not free. The dude went for the triangle, but he was elevated and like watch go, didn't find the video so the in the video he and for the triangle and rampage elevated like he lifted him up in the due to held on to the trying to. Would you just can't? Do you guys got to let it go at this point, see what he's

like that you got to let go the land raider slammed tail ever in the history of sport, and he had a look at this. It's like a pillow, I am to demonstrate his head too yeah. It looks like he headbutted his face. He did. He actually got his eyebrow cut mean this dude was just so. He had buttons on the way down. Watch, let go right there right, yeah, I mean he just got fuckin' KO did did did did did did did This is the worst slam. I've ever seen in my life are all my years watching fights

never say, never seen anything more brutal man. I would love to see him do that to Bert, like just my part, I'm just to see it just to say it yeah. I can't take that kind of impact. Man know who mower was never the same. No more tickets man brought up was never the same after really. Never was like a serious contender before that fights. Let me once in the gym that was downtown. They had a little octagon with the t, shirt companies that app out. Please note the one that Anderson manager, so yeah black House, yeah yeah, shortest. Land looks like it will do a light one. There was out for a long time. You were not knocked out. I mean like I couldn't like move right. Oh really, thank you up. He just left Like is a light like Yeah you learn how to fall before you do that. Well, I like not him not to yeah it's yet to kinda, as you go on back to kinda, like relaxing kind of slap, the mat to dissipate some of the energy for relax, their watch, Judo guys the role and as a

going back, they slap the mat. So I can pick yeah that is literally helps relieve. Some of the energy of you hitting the ground is also like relaxing knowing how to roll did save my ass. When I crashed a bike, I was doing the scene, this Kevin James Movie. I haven't ridden a bike. Since I was a kid, I don't have a ride. Bikes anymore- and in this scene means Kevin James chasing each other and laughed I'm whipping him with this. This antennas on my truck flag and as I'm hitting hitting this for stick with the flag. Brakes I hit the front brake is my left hand. I go over the top Did I did it like three times? There's a dick ulous yeah, I'm such a dick movie and Kevin, and I have known each other since really super early twenty. So it was like fun. Silly like like that, like we slept like you, don't get good but anyway crashed hard core. There's like there's like a loop real. If you could see me flying,

the bike. Really, it was supposed to have a. It was a scene where a crack in the front brake hey. If you press front brake, is supposed to Break with the rear, yeah, not a break in the front, but I'm holding the handlebar with my love right and I'm hitting on like this, and I just had to forget that go over the top, but then you brace yourself for the fall yeah, but because I'm you know used to Grappling and rolling around allows fine. This I just wiped out one time we went all the way over and I had to catch myself on my hands. I went over the top as I this one my brakes, and so you kept following yeah yeah hello, fellow, like full time sucking times, man yeah I've felt like three times oh my god! Oh my goodness goes into it yeah. You come right up. If yeah a couple of them. That was only one

I went and I flew off to the left and rolled in this. Like grass hillside, I, like white hard that wasn't what they want, abuse in in the movie, the because they were gonna yeah. Instead of having a stunt guy, they had a stunt guy yeah. She and he's gonna fly over the handlebars, but I just up yeah sources on what is one thing you know about how much of a top that stuck out was bad. Actually did this scene with we took willow's by checking out a ride, any chomped, an entire flight of stairs like it that leads down to the Boston Tom and they set up a ramp, and this dude comes whipping around the core. What is crazy, you up there, you crazy shit, yeah, like you're going to breakthrough, break share regularly man, their whole bodies are just crushed. It got broke some shit. I was going three miles an hour if you're flying there is another one

oh you really doing that with really beating them, but that's I didn't hello. This nothing yeah, nothing happened would happen, but yeah man fuck all that those guys are crazy. Yeah. Now I don't want any part of that those mountains. Do the do those you ever see those videos they put on a gopro on their helmet and already the fuck out there on the tip of a mountain I like that, show and there's death to the right depth. Last horrible. Oh yeah, How did you get your throat from that? What the fuck just watching it I get excited. I'm gonna help him do that yeah like bombing his skateboard ever done that going straight down when I was on the bed. I've done it recently and there is one moment where you're like out of control. This is why not all stop its call thrill hill right by my house, so I have a. I have a a stick up paddleboard my and nobody's

thrill hill, it would be in the global. How do you slow yourself down on a skateboard? You jump off it and run long board. No. This is on my short during our regular skateboard 'cause. If I like the wheels better, so I had my stick and I'm with the girls were riding from a party and I go hey, let's bomb through hill and they're like ok, it's an open, ST yeah, it's right by their school, and so do this. But look back it's like it's like you know what, if not going this fast yeah. This is the only doing alright. How do you pull down Bert you set up to this judge. How do you slow one of these things? You can put these guys? Do it sideways? They go sideways. When you do, I jump start running or this case going too fast, that's happen to me. Yes, I did you eat, I will I went full life. I was dragging my sticks. I don't realize how big the house it was because it's not this. The might still sleeves is still steep enough where we hold on one second, You know they do this on open roads like when cars are driving on the road

This kid is a wizard right here. This kid is a wizard. Gloves, love people listening or watching this guy with down this hill like masterful on a skateboard. What's his name got blocks in his? Was it say: so it shows trucks, so cal downhill, Longboarding, Fuckin' aid, Kaiser, a wizard yeah that looks awesome, but one of the reasons why workshop will name Sean Woolery, powerful Sean Woolery one of the reasons why it's so awesome is because the consequences of fucking up is so large, a split second, where you're going and by the way this hill is nothing. But your girls did this on their bikes, totally doable totally fine, except for a skateboard. Just assumed I do it on the bike all the time, and it's not that aggressive and I we're going down this hill and I start picking up speed and I realized. Oh, I just in the contract that I can't renegotiate I'm going to, and I my stick with me, Sir start dragging my stick. I am I don't I'm reading this stick and I'm and I'm like. Oh, my god. I've got a fucking by the way

I do what I usually go ahead of them and check the the Cross street to make sure there's no cars but I'm like. Oh, I did think this through. So I jumped off and ran blew out. A flip flop ran out flip flops on flip flops. No shirt fellow eats great. This talking with myself up, I gotta flip flop, busted one I bought not to be flip flop, but lately I've six pairs of flip flops. I love him so much and they just ran out of it. I ran out of my blue out yeah. Then I was like, oh and by the way the rest is obviously the rest of the trip home. One flip flop, sticks read. It is obviously all uphill so I'm just like fucking. Why did I think they know? when your kid you do that. I did much steeper as a kid, but just They get through man. New problem is that the risk is so

fucking monumental. The risk is like end of viscosity bottles. That was nasty you do when you get out of like the wobbles two she got wiped the only thing worse than super head bumping, worship, speed, wobbles is whiskey, throttle like when it the speed limit whiskey throttle is no whiskey throttles when you punch it and you get scared and your natural reaction is to hold it punched yeah. Yeah. I did that. I do that all the time yeah, budget and break, but usually wait. What am I pressing on and just going faster you're like? Why am I stopping not stopping I'm going like we have this? We did this. We took snowmobiles into a lake one time and with this guy nacho, and he was the first guy to do it. Now there saying is

Can you turn me in a certain way and then you'll go the other way, and so okay, we've done this they like, but you got to keep it fast and he punch is it on the lake, whiskey throttles it all the way across lake into a fucking tree dislocates his shoulder. This is guy, showing you think, I'm taking on a trip of a lifetime guntrip dislocated his shoulder with our first activity, and he was like. I couldn't let go. I don't like it's a whiskey bottle, mental panic, panic, panic and you go down that with cars too. They think they're hitting the gas or the brake rather than sure gas. Like daddy Griffin that Ferrari he just didn't know how to drive yeah there. A million yeah, it was like a like a la Ferrari or Enzo Windows, and Enzo took a right out and smash it into a wall in a private car. Closed did not know how to drive it at all and they got it was like fuck man yeah. It wasn't good. Now that speed wobbles in EAST Timor,

going on a highway and like being a really bad. Road for a while, so I got good road. I was like oh yeah hi crank this and soon we are one like a a mopeds. Eighty kilometres an hour- oh that's pretty fast, yeah, yeah and then hitting a bump. Another one and yeah, and then I was like. I don't know how I'm I'm just save up, but it was like that, lady, when you start the the heavy water so you're out of control, your your your you overcompensate every shift in until you're done yep, I'm I'm so the I think it was think motorcycle riding motorcycles is so much fucking fun because it really allows you feel truly vulnerable. Like I going seventy miles per hour on interstate in a fucking motorcycle, the sensation. I mean there's no comparable sensation like you, if you had a window, but it's nothing compared to like

car flies. You thunderstorm home, we're staying a thunderstorm, so we get there, lightning star strike in like ten miles away, muscle in there like we should probably go. This is coming on quick and so were full. Trying trying to race a thunderstorm home through through Crota nation, and I think in Montana Dude flying donkey, open it up there, man, it was Pretty I wish I could ride a motorcycle I'd like that. I would love to do that Sunday mornings, I think yeah. Like a harley yeah. I away mountain road. Somewhere people drive slow, not here, but don't want to hear man Alonzo Boden rides motorcycle everywhere. He's bad hacker. Yes, he's weaving between cars. This guy knows how to ride. He has a right. He said a few of them, yeah yeah. He several of those Honda Vtech things I think that's what it was going. He has

that. Bmw, like all world all terrain bike now, like the ones that you see people yeah like a crazy, Bmw motorcycle. They do like the the they have, a competition like the whatever that top competition is for those guys off road. I think he has a bike he used to have this. Bike. Alonzo's garage barefoot, Lanza Boden: it's got a bunch of motorcycles, no kids ball in. Keeps it all. He legit tracks yeah! Well, he at this size got a bunch of triumphs and shit, but he had. Thing that might be a few years back. There was a yamaha. I think it was called the v MAX Cody, and it was this one, big giant cruiser thing see if you can for find that kids is crazy, motorcycle that he had it's like this stupid, powerful, really big, Zit, Honda, Vino, not Honda, Yamaha Vmax, I think I know you're talking about think Doc from the day

funny bone had one I might be. I might be even saying the name wrong. So that's the right name, Bowden yeah! it's on a boat, but I mean no, I don't know about motorcycle, you will be able to remember. Is it a? Is it? Is it the y'all? Something like that? it's some japanese bike, but it was a giant cruiser this enormous engine is fucking thing was huge. It was really wide and Alonso had one, and I was whoa dude riding some tron machine, that's a scary which muscle in your brain to allow like I know, what's your car Tommy, that porch thing yeah like like, We just got a Bmw the other day, just to find

one five, four thousand five hundred and forty just like it sounds like I'm not like a seven series, not like a tricked out one, not a sport edition, just like a sedan, but it's fast as fucking shit dude, regular, Bmw, so regular three series. Bmw is a better handling sports car than anything of like thirty years ago, though, for sure to regular one without any modifications, stock dude I find myself putting it in sport mode and fucking flying and going and you told me you were like you have no idea. I got from Oxnard to delay in thirty minutes, not really fly man, that's it! That's it! That's it What is that thing called low? That thing is so big, it's hard to say You got to find out what the fuck that thing is called because there a there's, an overhead of them, that's even more preposterous women over her the overhead view. The thing is like all this wide like I'm, not exaggerating you go it's like literally wider than my body. The side of this-

this motorcycle, its enormous that looks nuts. It's just amazing, essentially like this enormous engine on the super wide heavy cruising motorcycle that just has stupendous power dude. I drove one of those indian, those indian judges and not judge indian Chiefs. The big fucking bad bags and the steering wheels out here. Yeah I was flying through the Talladaga National Forest. Just the beginning autumn. Listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd on my headset, just going man where's the whiskey little bit of a bug. You doing that would be perfect if you could trust everybody to keep their shit together. It would be awesome ride a motorcycle, but you can Is that it Let's look at the same bike. You see the pipes are different. That's it! Trs is massive pipes. See that thing. That thing is gigantic, huge three cylinder engin by the way those things get fucking hot as Shit

an engine in between your legs. Your time I drive on it burns. First time I wrote when I was like, I think it's on. I think I'm don't have something unlocked, because it's hot it's funny, that's the bike. Rocket three is that it yeah eight hundred plus super heavyweight to triumph rocket? Three so that it? So that's not the same one as the other one or is it no? That's different! That's different! That's the Honda or Yamaha. If it says child, does it aside top right here right it does alright, I'm wrong other, want to see. If you can, Google Honda V Max two attacks yeah, because now, I'm alone it looks yet tech salons, hey look. This is all looks different. Is that it then give it give me an inch image on that thing. Well, who for Senate Yamaha V Max, I think. That's it! That's pretty! Well! wild man, I'm so bad. I can just at real quick.

And we can find out right now. I think yeah, please do com 'cause. This is getting boring for people just listening to try to figure out what the odds of Lonzo stays the same from when I got it, sounds like There you go with that thanks Lonzo! the worst voice message, I've ever heard in my life along with bird Jojo. As a question about the bike, you have hello, I'm so used to have some crazy with the Yamaha Vmax. Am I correct? Is that the crazy bite you yet some crazy, large touring super powerful, Japanese I made my memory ship from all the years of marijuana. Call us back and might have his dick in my shop here in the bathroom, like that's a big motorcycle, big motorcycles, roundup spirit and fire

The sports car should motorcycles. I could yeah I can get into these things for sure I read a bicycle around a No, I think I'm wrong within. I think I'm conflating this with another bike. I think the other bike was was wasn't even crazier bike than this. I think this town is terra. Find riders in the it was something yes touring bike. I think I'm everybody drives right on here is like it's just crazy of people, especially with his wings, smoking cars, people like it'll, just cut you awful and all they see when they drive eyes people doing this yeah. I constantly see that, because we see people stare at the phone when you're on a bike, you see it more You have no idea, you see like three things ahead of you going like this mother fuckers, not looking not looking goddamnit they're going to pull out. It is- and I think and I'll say this- I'm a very amid motorcycle driver rider, obviously the like. I think that's what makes it enjoyable, because you're truly in the moment, you are forced to live in the moment. You don't think about bills or more likely yeah

in percentage deals your life, a king and that's why I want, when I want to take it up, canyons out to Malibu Malibu to the Nate. Tunes nest and then take it home like a Sunday morning when everyone's asleep, except the drugs that are just coming home. Yet on Adderall coked up, you know what else. Yet decisions are going to be so phone you're going to feel that clarity. Ninety days sober which we've got coming up, let's well, let's talk about those guys shibari, please cat crack that trying to crack so can we make you a cocktail yeah sure most. Certainly, I would like to hear what you fellas have been thinking. Well, we've had, I have a lot of big ideas. I think some of us were speaking big one that you will that's a quote, easy easy. What is the longest you've ever gone without drinking in hours? Well, I did I did I I did the the ten years, one time. What was that

what your thermometer comedy the longest I've ever done, six months with my land, what monument Liane! Why did you go six months from cuz, I want to see if I could do it, and I did Months and then we were in ITALY and it was snowing in Venice, we're having dinner, and I said this is stupid? I want. I want, have a cocktail I want to I want to. I want to be impulsive right now, and so look to me. She's, like you don a drinking problem. Just have some wine and let's go walk around how much red hat back moment he wants his got used to it. So what I'll of Scotch there you go here to tell this one right oh nice? Do you drink it with ice or not? Look at you. You fucking selfish Russell Peters. What are you going to travel? That's it! looked like Scott. I said for a second, it looked like it might be, making up a fucking, crazy, motorcycle in my head. I don't think I am now

I think there was some weird cruising motorcycle that Alonso had some damn it strongly fuckin' nuts, but yeah, I I did six months and then I started drinking again. It's I think it's good to reset your clock, the last six months. Yeah. Let me set your clock yeah, it's like a reset button, so that time you did six have you ever done anything comparable since yeah I've done but I do I can do like a seven hundred and seventeen day chunk within the road starts back up you that looks most like about throat. It's a visual on the road on the road. I got to be dead. Honest with you, like I remember Tom, like I want to be totally honest. I think that might be in eventually. No no, so I can remember Tom one time I was like yeah. I went with the staff and he's like if you drink every night on the road, and I was like yeah, what do you do and he's like? I go to bed, not that I was like wait. How do you do that But it's really, it is difficult for me to go back to the hotel.

On the road and just sit there and be like It's done! I'm done thinking yeah! You know what man got we had like these. I right after I write on stage, I feel, like you guys, are all doing much bigger venues than me. So I'm doing more shows I do not wanna hear myself a king talk or think of anything. That's a perfect time of sharing your wife, as I said, exactly time for it. If you do that, you don't get points like you could just go over some ideas in your head and it seems like once you get into it. It's fun, that's the thing about. Writing. This is weird thing: we're writing. Anna tries to it. It's like your brain starts It is horrible task, like you, have to clean will it rain or something you brain? look, I like all my god. I can't we have to do this, but if you could just get past that once you're, actually writing It's really fun, but there's some weird psychological shape going on with resistance to writing but hold on how much this argument I've written argue. No, no. I mean just this idea. I've written my next hour. What

working on now, is finding out so my majority of writing. I do now is how I connect things that are good, that don't have action and how do I like? How do I close story? I'm obsessing with how you end a good story, and so like I'm working, I'm not writing new material. For the Stauer, I'm right, within this hour. You don't have to write anything, but if you want to write. You should just write like one of the things about writing is that if you don't have a guideline can you just have an idea and you just let that idea start spilling out of your head. Shet will come out that you did correct, and that should can become more. But if you don't sit down and do that, then it doesn't happen. You have some things that will happen. Sometimes you have some things that will and with friends, there's some things that will happen. Onstage there's some things that happened with the things that won't happen to things that happen when you're sitting in front of a computer 'cause. That is individual time focused on,

We on the idea not thinking about killing with the crowd Not thinking about you know making sure that the you know the the you know the show closes well into all the bullshit that goes on your head when you're actually doing it. Bit or when actually performing a set. We sit there alone, with a pad or a computer or whatever the funk you do to write, or even if you just like what you like to do in a tape recorder, you're thinking about all these ideas in a way that you're not going to do any other way. So if you don't do it, I mean you. Definitely get by I'm not doing it. I went by I'm not doing it for a long time, but there's a big difference in my acct between when I do it and when I don't do it, but I mean Obviously I write some of the new our than taping in February, so I do right by you right like to sort out. I I do not what I wrote a book like that it was taxing on the look out when I wrote my book sitting down every day at the computer and just typing on idea I

Why do I get on the treadmill I have a pad on there an I will think through a story or I think, through a joke and then I'll handwriting and then I'll, it's horrible to read and then I'll take those beats and I'll move him over to my book and then I will in any way you're doing. It is great. I mean you, don't have to do it in a way that you have to sit in front of a computer have to sit in front of a pad. I said: if you want to record it, you could just record it by talking into it I'll, never let it is just so really anything you're doing. The idea is just working and thinking about whatever you're doing and recording it the best way possible for me the best way possible. Used to be a combination of having my phone right there with the notes feature on with the voice voice activated voice whatever it is, detecting translating I have that near I just in case a real, quick one, because in my head I gotta get it down, because my typing is not the best. It's pretty good yeah, but I don't want to miss a beat of our I'm saying something. So if I say something into a text or maybe if it's like really

important to say it with a certain tone. I'll say it to the the memo. The voice memo thing to write that Saddam with Samuel when you're done this in the right back in there and it's pretty trying to work it into a trunk that you do on stage Bob. What I do in terms of like getting the the segways, whatever is a try to do the bits in different orders as much as I can, and then you know it's of clover with the same thing, switch open with round and then you'll like move to a different bit and then also start bits halfway through and then just I just got a crew to shoot. Two shows in Denver and so on Sunday night, so I recorded different hours in Denver for fruit. I'm working on and then I'll go through those and I'll chunk the bits out and then chunk about my head. I mean, I think we all think, probably very differently. I think I think more in my head. I think I'm a little more obsessive compulsive and I chew on ideas constantly and then I'll find a way to link them like today, on the treadmill, I thought I figured out a way to link this joke about my

yeah. With this dream, I had I never like telling jokes the dream. I had these so such a really did it really happen that thing, but it's a funny it is, only dream and- and I was like and then on- and I figuring out now hop off treadmill and I write it down on paper, that this writing man. You know I mean at the time you're spending where you're just thinking about something is some people. Do it by walking. I hear a I can help they have some of the best ideas they walk with, did not to say that yeah I'm talking about like in the neighborhood? You know I do. I just would like a more. I do like a four for like at least thirty minutes, and just with that, no bad, my just write it down walking for some I learned it in New York. It would trigger the way I feel changes are sites where you look at different things. Like hardware storage, like you, should make sure mine wanted or something yeah, that's why I think they tried to get you to go outside and do it going to hike when you're doing it yeah? I was done that along time, hopping. Yeah walking is great for clarity. It makes you think

a lot of people, though right physically and then they'll think about what they wrote when they go on a walk right. You know walk to. I had a really good writing session. Walking can a target like just look up and down the aisles or things that much, but you get to see people interact high. Were you and you're allowed to miss her things? When I miss, things that those are sometimes the funniest fucking things in the world. Let's talk about what your current drinking statuses but like because the get getting the approach. Can you recap like what an average week, yeah yeah yeah yeah. Okay. First of all, this isn't an intervention more friends, all right getting which of your friends. I was very nervous about doing this. For that very reason I was thinking. Okay did, I suggest no booze for ninety days, because I didn't think You could possibly do it you, yes, yes, it was, but by the way, I'll read the chat throat text because it It's funny- and I will say Are- is the was the best just

yeah. I want to say this without how did it go down, Did I said I said ninety days no booze America as a result of the marathon claim, by the way back into a marathon, though yeah? Well, like you, thought you're going to be able to do a marathon at the time it took here so funny, you're getting the treadmill once in awhile, you fucking idiots. He thought he could do marathon. In the same time, it took us to do a podcast. We look at three one slash two hour Pia and he thought he was going to Americans run. That's it yes, exactly when you super skinny dudes, who are just ripped to the fucking bone, who've been running everyday flops, get off a skateboard

such, a bad idea. It's just so. If it's a delusional perspective on physical fitness, here we go if you run a five hour marathon. I'd be super impressed, because I can do that easy. So you know you, you can't run a male uneasy. You can't run a marathon easy, but I can't can I tell you the one thing that lesson you might be able to run a marathon. You can't run a marathon easy. I wanted, fifty five pounds five hours is easy, I would have a scale. Let's put it back right now, how much I weigh scale? Yes, yes, yes, yes, thank you. I know I weigh two hundred and twenty two pounds. This is just numbers, here's my point, but not as bad as he looked before. Ok, good, you know, They complement. No, no, but you've never run a marathon. I've never run a marathon right. So you can someone run a marathon, easy, 'cause, preposterous I've ever run when you're, not looking at a tv like off a treadmill.

I haven't done a street run in a really long time, so different that a lot of them so different, talking fake, running your fake running on a machine that does have to work for you, the machine comes towards you just have to you know. He said I could tell you exactly what would happen in a marathon you would hit. Mile. What do you think? What do you think? Well, here's the thing before he says, President bracelet be right about mine and write about the halfway point. No way, no, no! I think right around there. He would go you're right. It is a bad idea. I know another way let's! Let's do it, let's, let's double up on this double, let's, let's figure out of drinking better wine in let's say: you're an american but I've. I I by the way I will complete I'd just text with a guy the other day, my body from college so he's like. If you going twelve miles, you can definitely run a marathon by the way it's way longer. By the way, all started, because you guys did this because you can you can do it. The question is: is it easy there's not a fucking chance? it's in the world. You saying I could run America

Easy is an accurate statement. I can tell you what you want: it's not a five hour America's no way it's bird is not, and this is what state, but it's hard to do when you two are in eighty five pounds and you're out there, but I leading okay, okay, you heard that it got so excited this all started. Seeing what's hard to kill Mandrake. Do that's what's going see that it's hard to do it's definitely hard to do so

You could do it. You mean easy to give me like why. Why can certainly want to marathon? That's embarrassing for sure why? Why do you think you can definitely run everyday tire uh? No, we don't think there's no way to run your treadmill on the treadmill moves toward you get off your legs up. You get off of this stuff to write stuff without running your lifting your legs up and it's moving towards the treadmill keeps going while you're off making a fuckin', Titos and soda bottles back in time. How many volts you do what you do a couple miles, an you run, walk I do run that's, why I walk a mile. I run three slash four of a mile quarter mile Jesus I like to get my heart rate up and down. Looking marathon, you walk a quart. Give her a little walk, run, walk run new sprint run three slash four of a mile walk water, five feet deep on this breaks and the Drinks box, wine

so. This is one of the new aluminum and blocks wide, adding a set up on his treadmill. So the whole drinking, like a box of wind walkways with your with your approach to the marathon right now be just wing it good move. No plan seems to be a good idea, bring only God can do something online. You need for your treadmill. You need above you like a gerbil feeder, so you can drink while you're running something with the rubber do it this all started, because the guy you guys are planning that is not a runner had a profile written in them about him on runner's world photos it doesn't matter. How many are you two are? You would write a profile about how he hates running yeah brother. He messes account you're you're, better than him all right, a whole story about how you are definitely better than him, but I'm a still out running. In terms of the average marathon times a median average

marathon was four hundred and twenty, I can't do four hundred and twenty that's the finishing time and its medium. I couldn't do four hundred and twenty, but do these are fucking people that are in really good shape. That's talking about the Boston Marathon, which is super hard one. Second, you heard me, you know people that are really good, but I'm saying people were marathon running. Shame really do she's people, don't wait till seventy any pause here. This shouldn't be pause here and then confusion as to whether or not you're in really good shape. We should get psychiatric help you no way in the world history this but hold on. You can't say you're in really good shape. You are attempting to say you're in really good shape, because I'll get super listening to get my feelings hurt if you say you're in really good shape, though I am in good shape. You no way I'm in good, let's just let's just put the parameters down and then put just pretend you think I'm not lying right now. You have very I run I run five miles a day on the thing: that's

moving towards you and you lift your feet up every time that I agree on that. I agree on that. Every day and I'll tell you what I'll go out and run five in the road, and I notice that prince, I will say Heaven by the way all week: hey, listen, bro, not familiar, not in really good shape, I'm not good five miles, I'm in decent shape and I work a lot like crazy, hard, ruthless schitt and I to wouldn't say I'm. You know why, because I know actual people that are in

good shape, yeah. Ok, then, I'm not in really good shape. Ok! So now it's listening to everything she moves like Jagger, might important thing when you're discussing all these like possibilities- maybe it's just like the easy IRAN I relative 5k, drunk one time and being half half of the fucking field, doesn't bother me understand, hope and chili in my full tron we thought it was a cool cool. That's right! You told him what I beat half of the fucking field. Now, just so you know those are the same people, but the problem is people drink team. There for a radio station to pub crawl whenever actually elite athlete wasn't a pub crawl. It was an actual 5k that I thought was a pub crawl, so I drank five beers before it. Thinking would be drinking, but I mean it was a fucking 5k and I beat half the fucking people. Can I say something that is three miles

over three miles. I mean come around one hundred when you said you're in good shape. Yes, literally, the shape of you is bad. Bad should take away organize different versions of what we think good shape is you can have a low bar when you're talking about reality do not allowed a little bar. When you talk about things like shape, I cannot run. I could by the way I could run but I just got off the treadmill this morning I was like. Maybe I should take a video and show them what I'm running you passed out, drunk there an ingrate, The treadmills nine trailer, which you run. This news no ran a red three miles this morning because I was a we had to drain. Our pool is no benefit whatsoever to exaggerating fitness levels. I'm not I'm I'm! You know what I would but there's an ego issue. When people do it and you just can't do it, we can't

I am in great shape. There's no fucking way here in great shape, almost literally, not possible, but you are in good shape for, like somebody, that's in terrible shape with that algorithm yeah. I agree with that and the other thing is, you know, like you do stuff, you know, you're active, you definitely do stuff ' ok yeah. We can get you to do those things and not drink. You would be an immeasurably healthier person would be crazy to you. Think that that would be something that you want to do, that guy wins at Burton shape. No, this still no, I mean that's a very fit their weight, but I think two hundred and seventeen that you look pretty fit there, I'm at two hundred and twenty two to that smells like fade or in his prime yeah for real. No, he looks very fit there. He strong too. I was two seventeen two hundred and fifteen pounds a

there's two hundred and sixty five times the roundness of the valley, four pounds. So it's not really two three at least I look at your hair that forms integrated power. Ranger belly come clean son. Did you were you in denial? Housing Niles, flop out yourself in the doctor, or do they bring other scales in order to go badly? Looking at this picture, top of your pants into your pubic hair, she's, a surprise, Japan staying up pull up a picture of Tom. Why don't we do that too? So I never got that big. I got bigger Joe. We gotta belly, look like you. He got bigger, 'cause he's fifty nine, and so yes, he's under six footer means that cirrhosis of the liver for sure right. No, no, it's only affecting the gut God is there? over under on you right now. 'cause, I say fifty four wow there great?

It does not look at their beer, it's not good. It's not look good better than it looks better there. No, no look better in the other one. You don't think so. It's there. Maybe it's bad, but I do think we had a beard. There's head would be twice as large. That's unhealthy, sweaty yeah, but here how about this look at him now? Oh yeah slim, one hundred and eighty pounds I guess like one hundred and ninety five. This is making me regret ever texting. You guys had ordered you're, so proud of runners, world bowling could run a marathon. You said you'd be accomplished. That's obviously one bit wait wait, but we have to we have to do is obviously one, but let's set up one thing because here's the deal I do run every single day and every single day I probably run A5 four times a week. Ok, I'm running I'm running no less than five miles on a day like today is a little bit of a different. Let me ask you something shoot: when are you proposing that the marathon take place

but I think it's an important short shorts on it, though that's an important thing to decide how many proposal, Tuesday a year, I'm sweating. First of all, you need. I need you to back me up a tablet. We used to run every I've already conceded. I've always conceded that you are a great natural. The June payment that guy your use of the two and a half men of human shape good endurance running you do you have a natural stride, no natural advantage in this. By first of all: is everybody jumping on this? Is everybody going to know? This is all pile on Bert, Bert gotta prove he's not a liar 'cause. You said you could do this in there things you start with. That would be willing to be Tom. I cannot be sure I will do something I do not know if it would be a marathon, I don't know exactly know. I would have to put a lot of time into running. I put

Can you would you consider another resources to that right now, yeah? So another idea I had that I pitch to you a little while ago was what, if we did a one day: decathlon style event where it's multiple, like you have like seven different thing. I, yes, I will tell you that one night to a larger, I bike around a lot noon. Okay, so, the cast. Decathlon thing then no, you would have no chance of still finishing. Still even finishing in

I mean roughly this some sort of like Putt Putt was one of the events that we have something heavy there. So you couldn't do that and then I don't know. Maybe, though you dominate, we had some sort of eating contests. I dominate dominate and do this and then I dominated you guys had to do what I did the night before. So we all have to drink dancing on the chance that you guys were mocking him being fifty nine. I wish I was fifty nine will have to take it on the chin. This reality here, mutherfuckers three hundred and twenty six pounds. There's two aspects to the bet, though the bet is

we're coming up with something physical, some type of physical competition and then how long we're going to go totally sober for you were saying ninety days, which is not totally allowing marijuana. Let's, let's be real. If I'm going to be real about everything, if you guys gonna be really happy with Gabriel, I can't I cannot do ninety days. I don't want to thank you. Thank you for quitting before we started coming off these ridiculous statements and whatever we whenever we think everyone is going to be whatever we agreed to you're, definitely going to be wearing a scram cam. What's the score,

liquid continuous, continuous alcohol monitoring, bracelet and everybody else is an honor code, but Bert has to wear a scram cam. It's four high risk offenders. Multiple DUI's! Could you get one, of course yeah yeah, I already said cops and listen that would hookah so yeah sweating profusely and here's the thing if you fail the alcohol part, is over. There's no more competition, otherwise it has no stakes yeah, so it has to be see. You know I'd be down to do something, but the problem with running a marathon is, I think, to do a marathon right without really fucking your body up. You should build towards it. You could probably run America that idea, logic and common sense. Why would you do that? Here's the thing I'm not averse to a challenge, but I'm not interested in destroying my body catalog over many days, if you're going to do marathon, I feel like you, should give yourself some time and right click going training. You could do. I have five carat today. So what's the 5k

in Vegas in January, I've never yeah, I didn't run at all. Did well, preparation, and I mean none I completely, but it was way tougher than I thought Oh my gosh! Oh that's about three miles to my fuckin' thanksgiving a couple years ago. In Cincinnati, an agreed to a 10k with no training yeah that was odd unbelief will paint like how it only take you. I don't I have no idea. I have no idea, but it was. I was in real pain, so I started looking at it right now after they did it. I was like ok. This is not good. It's not good that. I can't run three miles and not be like. How much are you running now in a well one hills: yeah, I'm not see that's my are going to is that I think that what people are worried about is two things. One is traditional, running shoe. We have the big fat he'll bottom, you land on your heel that was all invented by Nike,

really yeah you're not supposed to run and land on your heels, you're supposed to run and land on the ball. Your your foot, your your foot in the you know the strength of your foot in your calf and all that the cell, it's your stride, that's how people are designed to run right. That's how everybody supposed to run but somewhere along the line, Nike came up with this fat heel and they changed the way people run. Now they run like he'll. First right heel, you just not supposed to do that Man supposed to run your tongue and everything is going to be held down the ball. Your feet, Sometimes I wonder what I wear is like things like these. These things have like zero soul, there's just like this thin rubber. That would protect you from stepping on hard sticks, which it that's it. You know like by walking and stuff you're supposed to walk in your feet. Get strong by running apps that you continuously run like when you're on those hills like just just keep going, keep going. Vibram five finger trail shoes and it's like they're so thin that the other day it was so hot out that my feet got hot. I could feel that

heat of the material coming through the solar, super, thin right or nail runs, runs barefoot they like Griffith Park and ship them, and then I I bought a pair of those. When I saw you had I bought a pair is I thought that would help and then like. The very next week goes on the beach and I was like you want to run barefoot man. I woke up my feet: were so fucking sore places, I didn't even know I had muscles yeah, that's the thing is we don't usually use our feet correctly because our feet are in these hard sneakers and the hard sneakers act as like a cast. So your muscles in your feet. Atrophy they gotta this action lawsuit against him, but for anybody who know know Vibram five finger. Shoes did because they created these. In toe shoes. There's a bunch of people got injured. They said they would protect you from injury, but not repair

of stress injury. Not like you. Not being condition for them injury, there's a bunch of injuries that you absolutely can get, some people are suing them yeah and it's a you know what their claims were ruled to be: either they settled or they're they they. There was a knock off ambiguity in what they were claiming enough like Lou, but you know what they're It says that they help you somehow or another from injuries they could overall, in in the long run, but you gotta condition yourself to wear those fucking things sure and if you don't, you get like Neal Brennan blew out his planter. Fasciitis release his feet for fuckedup for a year wearing those from running a treadmill with those he just wasn't fit for it, like you have to do a lot of schitt barefoot to love all those muscles. I your feet per share What around there all the time yeah yeah, with my heels would hurt on the summit summit stretches to like how do you treat it? Remember you just you sent me to roll for Oyo

Remember I want to are off limits so bad at it. When I started gaining my weight, was I saying having a Neil having me up among their fasciitis and and at the time I was probably like exactly what I weigh right now, maybe even more, but I got to two hundred and sixty five, because I could not I couldn't walk 'cause, then he'll hurt when two are offer and mail for this is guy his name's, a Ricky? The role for a show is it. I have a Hollywood. These are legit. Rich are all for, I think, and He goes home with his knuckle into the into the muscle or to the attendant and breaks up the fatia an I started. It and he goes just so. You know you can yell and I was screaming at the end, screaming there's a sign on the on the feeling that you're looking at that says, don't we go to the light and I was- locking screen. I called you the second I got done 'cause. I walked out of that place in flip flops and went. I can fucking walk Then I call Joe on nor canyon. I was like

things was aching you to drop my date in Portland. I didn't read the raw for sounds like a name and a carrot for character to TIM and Eric show it's don. The role for dollar offer he's either she I this man was no joke, Dominick Cruz, God that when he came back after his surgery, really yeah try to go to hard to quick, Elise Feeder, all taped up now on every fights that's why I walk. I walk the first fifteen minutes or one mile can to loosen up It's going to happen in my butt you earlier to the beginning of the day too, when you're lying in bed with your foot. You just do this in terms that way, then, ten times that way, foot one hundred pushups. How many channels can you do? Maybe three get the fuck outta here? I can't do chinups jumps man. How come he already I, when I was going to boot, camp or

No, I'm not a chin up guy. That's a lot of weight to lift up guys. How much can you dance with three is pretty impressive man, one thousand five hundred and eighteen we buy into the propaganda of buns, but we're honest. I feel like Donald Trump right now. I don't know if you do any rock Obama and I'm drunk trump totally do any. I could do four. Are you opposing, though, that what do you propose? in with the no alcohol yeah we had? That was you guys started that I will I I am personally personally, I thought my. I think it's a good one of the things I liked about the child to tile. I did was that people got into it as well. I could do it with us and this. Shame each other and that's the one thing that the feedback that I've gotten from it is from people dude me and my body fat, shaming, each other. That's that's cool! That's a lot of that. Do you feel like the booze option of taking booze off the table for nine months or

did. You just have a stroke which we're going to do a little eight year break. That was like you on the pch in a motorcycle and she got texting for you doing that for ninety days. Just two I kept in ninety days. So is it, but is it because you appreciate the feeling that being drunk gives? is it because you enjoy going on stage drunk No, I don't I don't drink on stage. I will bring a cocktail served me, but I never performed drunk rail ever ever. I mean I have, but I don't. Ask anyone. That's ever seen form he and show on stage with me, and I

delete. All our act like there's definition tweets coming in, like I saw you hammered shots, dangerous things. One thing that I've absolutely promise I've never done and never will do. I will never drink a fake shot. Oh yeah, I've never been a paper check. That's the word, never drink picture. That should do that should be like. So this sounds like no I'm going to take a picture just don't bring up my job or some people, so some dude did that to me and like I don't remember where it was, and he just looked at me drag her. What the was that I looked at him and I go. What was that, and he goes What did you see give me a fake shot? I go do not do that, sir. I go you go back down. You get yourself, some Jack Daniels. Get me a real. Damn shot. What kind of amateur night shift is this? Some people don't know they would request that they would like we're partying. Here or uh. Oh, my rule is don't show me Shatta stage, because I can't not do them. Oh yeah, of course, yeah.

You, cannot do it. I mean I mean let's now and it's like people when they, when I go on the road at that for them that might be the party for the month and so the I I I I get. Offered so many shots. I think it would blow you away like how many fireball, how many just vodka shots conservative party. What would happen if you left the club just like right after the show, I went back to your room. I don't know, I don't know I tried to do it. One time I don't get lost, no one in the manager was like, hey man. I hope that we told everyone that you're going to this bar. It's it's packed there waiting for you and I got there twenty Towsen sent me a snowboard and it was like get my my meeting greets are a little different, so I don't mind hanging I mean you know we all don't mind but, like I don't know, I would much rather not do a meet and greet just go to a bar at the end of the night. Just if you want tell me that you like the podcast, you love, Tommy and or you think,

where is funnier than Tom, whatever I don't mind that it is part of what I do and and kind of question sure. Do you think it's weird that alcohol companies are sending you things just gifts and no Do you say a snowboard yeah Tito sent me snowboard? You should snowboard why you drinking that shit? Should they like real? clearly given to the drug, don't use what we're sending you Yeah if you use what we make that should be on the note We should be sure super clear. Otherwise, you to show sends me. Usually the local reps will send me like a gift basket in my room every week or I get there yeah, it's been a real make like some sort of a deal with them. They don't they don't do that, but I don't know, but you don't think because of it, because I lost that weight. When I was drinking Titos and I was like well fuck, you do switch to yeah move strong glue for house.

And somewhere overseas, and I was like I don't know: I've gained weight when I'm so much more active and I'm eating less processed foods. Like Chang Wasbeer, wait yeah I switched to Fuckin' gin and tonic or something take care yourself. Wait! Wait! we've. Also it's all week we set up that. You said definitely not ninety days, I'm going to thirty days sober yeah when You gotta, I feel like I'm negotiating a hostage hold on. Let me talk to him. Yeah um Do it I'm going to Australia or Singapore was there's no way you're doing that in Australia, though they'll name, it should be so. Why can't you do it? We just started before you go on the trip come on man. When is that trip? How do you talk? How do you get on the python telling you don't know me? You could do thirty days, you're always going to excuse. Why not doing it? So why not just do it starting tomorrow I talked. I talked to

No, that can okay. Well, I lose I thought Stan who about it, because then hopes that when he, I told him about our conversation and he's I'll do thirty days, Stanhopea Guardian standards, any good! You got! You got to give me a heads up to get a car without isn't that the way from like risk Stanhope takes and he's like, I can't, and actually he was like- really excited about it. Well, I I can't, because some in Singapore. On the ninth person, the eleventh sitting on the thirteenth member on the forty and three is not on the eighteenth guys find me in Australia, Pleasence Melbourne. Those tickets are moving slower than Tom's. You could do a night in Singapore tonight to Singapore on your way to from Australia. Also you gonna be at, but you couldn't do what night without getting drunk and it seems like the lights and then it's the flights. By the way I can do it, you can do right lights right to fly. How are you going to do how you guys doing for I'm willing I'm willing I'm willing to do thirty days and uh October? First to the end of October, thanks not thanksgiving.

Hello Halloween in by that I have. I have because I have a couple road dates and I'm I and I I will be very candid with you. Okay, I do need to learn how to fly sober yeah, but I can't do it to Australia So the point that's pretty much where I would never leave you pretty much always fly liquored up, man, hold on now play this always you fly a long wait a minute. I don't do the flight to San Francisco, we flew to San Fran That's an hour flight. That's an hour flight. Let's, let's recap start! You start when you have on that flight. What a cocktail to your house way to go was a party that was a part of the show that night, that's a different thing. Can you describe the cup?

it was, I think, is, is thirty two of thirty two ounce us our phone call he's not a guy twelve dot. And then in the airport and the flight together, it was eight by the way hold on. I gotta tell you this. You know for a fact that when we sat down in the thing and the guy recognized me, he didn't even ask what I wanted. He brought with him and I said one for Tommy and ok now listen those every also like. What's up Bert at the airport bar like three more tender came by to say, hi 'cause, I tip well, and by the way I don't like flying I had a period of time with a prescribed me on Xanax and that got away from me. Did 'cause. I you get on a plane, so you always I was going to take one take one like a slippery fish headed downstream. I take one in the morning before the flight had get will take on the plane and then yeah So I was like I'm no xanax, it's not healthy. I was like booze,

she lose it up on flights home as well as fights there. Oh yeah, more so on those Jesus yeah. Being honest, please no! No! No! This is going to be a tough challenge. We're still we're down to sixty days. What you're saying right now I can do. I can do October. I think, what's what's the travel schedule like just always being watched so you can't fucking see it. So we just keep going pee in his cambuci Joyce too much of an animal just go to the bathroom. I don't want to miss any of this. You know it. There's nothing to miss man. We're talking to him he's already agreed to fifty five days. Will recap you don't worry? Man will just let him know that you're paying now we have to deal with this jug Opis. You nasty the thing about the difference between a box? glass of Kombucha and a glass of ppis is that the pest smell slightly better If you didn't enjoy like the taste of kombu, and you just smelled it. For the first time, it's like struck, Kimchi, Jeff. First time, like

and there's the wages in the computer you're holding your deck like in the middle of Ipkiss. You, like a larger container yeah which just so you know that we're drinking the water you got to switch died. Damn animal the bathroom when Robbie on my floor for shorten gun and you're plugging your dick into the whole rating, like constriction of us, are on the move of did piss hole because I never thought about that. I know. Is there. Is there is time you pissed in the bottle here the ball the last time you're here he's an animal that doesn't sound like me at all. Burn where, where you find October this this is what makes it tricky but I'm totally totally. I mean I loved it sculpt it. So it didn't make it tricky but I'm a dc on the 30th of September, so yeah Cross Country Flight cross country running the first would first of the of

personal little while I have done recently, but that'll be my first one on the first offended on this. These are flying on his work. That's what you fail right there, and that was a second failure come. I have a Chicago on the nineteenth to the twenty first or twenty. Second, I can be right. You can get through at that final flight situation. That's hang out in Chicago I'll go without drinking yeah he's a good. It's a good place to drink, though yes, exactly so many good ball. That is why it's a good challenge. Yeah I could. I could do it in college the night before and I'm sure that The reason I got hired as hell when I hang out with me to bar afterwards. That's fine I'll, just get in the car now this is people get hired, 'cause you're a funny Camille. Yeah, I you they can drink with corporate for a lot of money and I was like that doesn't seem right and I got up there and I started doing the guy who's, tell the machine and let's go to a bar, and I was like right, so the machine went to a bar in ASP in, and I was like fuck it. If that's what you guys wanted for,

I'll. Do it wow, that's so weird. Bunch of millionaires from New York who gesture like we want that fucking guy. We want that story, let's welcome party with it and then this it and then that, I think sometimes it does. Great on you or your like, and I do want to go to bed. Do you ever hear Kenison talk about when he became famous, he would go to parties and they to go it's him. It's him he goes and they play out of fucking line like layouts and like Easy Lara Press saying and it would it would snort it and forget the how the bit wet, but you talk about like his heart, was pounding out of his chest. You barely alive, we didn't want to like let them down now. This is a crazy thing that I get is that you know people as one of the shots. I don't like shots and then book when I go to take a have a drink like I will drink mileage it first drink when I do stand up when I tell the machine story on the second show on the second when I start that I go this cruise cruise control,

my cock, is starting I'm going to try to catch a buzz in the middle of the story and I saw murder a tt. Soda so never Desoto, but here's the tricky part of this challenge already. Is that we're doing the impractical jokers cruise on the in Sao when we started doing this, he went online reached out to both of us and was like hey. Please don't do this for our cruise whi because there are guys get healthy there The boy get together party with us yeah Singapore is like no more no more tripping. You know sorry. I can't this time so wait the first. I see what you're saying October yeah that's, but I would have to fly

I one more time I last October, my last day the town to be on the phone you're probably gonna, spend I don't know. Maybe you can celebrate on the cruise first, but I would be landing on Halloween in New Orleans, hello. We were already that's what makes a tough a tough challenge grant cam. You cannot cheated khalkhal to you, this grass Grand Canyon. This episode brought to a screen, timeout com, scram, criminal Farkas? Yes, I'm only five, which is be like calling Andy Dick in the middle the night. How do you fudge those grand cameras? Also on Halloween whenever was lit up and you're going to the airport to go to New Orleans into the fucking harder darkness you're going to be able to survive? You're, not going to say it's close enough? It's not that's crammed! Let me tell you something about me. I promise this long. Mickey mantle DNA yeah remember Oh god, I still got it. Dude he's in great shape

I want to look the way you right now. Why can't we wait you right now. Just pick me up and pick up, buns and seized up here. Look overhead. The tv show hoarders look here shortly, I can tell you is not happy. What does that mean? I'm tuning respond to what he said. You like talking about something completely different. Who is heavier- you say he's heavier than you now. You know. I think it's probably the same way we're going to your house after this yeah will get on your scale. Beginning scale. Please put that in Paris with love to see her scope, the fuck out of that I will probably see him live too much. Gotta do go in scrambly, perhaps yeah yeah.

Now this of people right now right now super uncomfortable with their own personal weight. Yes, you're, aiming at the three of us. You guys are fat, shaming. You know that the our Jamie CASTOR says any change my low we're just for the better. The back. I say that with the greatest thing about this weight loss yeah in the in the running yeah, it's just putting on my shoes One of my shoes knows hello,

what it is time. You don't have always thought, though, for real and then lose all the weight. They must have incredible leg muscles to do what's. What's up, it's done: Dale tosses best friend and the Gosselin Guy Gosling, when we did a voiceover cartoon together, something and we're in the sound booth together and Tosh is in the other room. I go. You got fucking big calves. There's a guy, I know I know like really big cats and he's like no. I get that a lot. I don't know any like you got it see. Tosh is in the sound booth and he's laughing hysterically like what is it he goes. He used to make their own.

The balance, that's why it's got big jobs, and I was like it's good TAJ oppression by the way three. So, okay, so what we so you must have similar calf muscles on now. It's not that big, beautiful breasts. Seventy five gram. Gram. Continuous alcohol monitoring one if you could like I think people play like role playing games with their spouses. If I catch you drink It's a great one, I'm not sure I don't drink it urgently scenes the machines. Reading is always correct. You're, a liar wait that doesn't that suck that dick yeah that doesn't play role playing games, yeah exactly it's so hot! You know what's up girls, where those pantyhose with elastic band around the well, that's why they're, not as it hot

the way your pantyhose are connected. Why is it hot yeah? I don't know, but it is, it doesn't make sense. Why is it hot? A girl wearing garter belt is extra dirty I like I like when you find something that you didn't know, was dirty and then see. If any of that new. My new minister, I got you know it's really sexy. There are classes. Turn some kind of know how to check, can't see that good. What with hello. The I want to go smoothly. Would you like me shower and hate shower? No, nothing come on. No, I I I that's the what I the the what's the last one I was like the last one. I saw that really kind of like register me in a way that was like. I was like this is the

call the dancing bear. So What it is is what, on We got to hear the whole story. Don't start tearing it apart. Ok, it's a foe. Bachelorette party, so they come in with dancing bears dancing around and then he goes back and he comes out. He's got a big, dick and he's just, and so Does it get caught by accident? No, no! No! So this is what me on, though, Is it comes out. It comes out and it's a bachelor party. So but there's like thirty girl, so clearly, it's like really big right. So third, clearly like clearly like a couple of more porn stars that he's going to talk, 'cause, it's a porn right. Do you think you will rest? Do you think his dick was taller than Tom? Probably his but the rest of them are hired just actresses and up or something to pay that much would turn me on was when he would join in with underpaid the paid regulars, and he just like these in this girl. This girl is like trying to like act and he put this finger in her mouth? look on her face when she went

I guess I'm in this. I was like dad. I want something real. You will terrify somewhere. So this was a girl that wasn't supposed to get Fuckd. They got fucked she Just- was like two sectors finger yeah, but but it was a regular girl. She was a regular access, was an apology and so all the sun, but the look on her face and she starts out on close finger and you're going. This is our real girl. Does it yes, you'd, like to add, I am nervous like ours harsh- and you know, there's cars right now, driving down to burn the man. Is that old thing I like about down below Nothing. I told you about downloading pull down. Those videos were hilarious. They pants people too, down blessing was, is: is videos of girls cleaning toilets it's in a loose fitting shirt with no bra and then talking to the camera about same bullshit, like your wife. Would

all you're doing a little bit of. Never your wife will she's. Like I hate. We should probably get a trash cans and you're like you're, seeing it in in the video I'm watching and I'm not going yeah what yeah owners to hand of titty today. Today we had to drain are above ground, pool and uh. Sounds like we got a real pool and so Leanne, and I were joke around about talking about this dream I had then she 'cause. I mean it. Let's do this now 'cause before it gets hot and she was Braun I lego or don't and I'll do the whole thing by myself. Just that little fucking side, boob action, you see so what you do she kept abroad? in the pool. I look at you and ran three miles. Came here three miles six three miles three miles treadmills. Will you actually do run? There's a trade surplus,

it's not like that, would work or something like that. That's what he's saying non motorized treadmills that has really is Now the user men like legit strength and conditioning take off my trail like, but this is resistance and it's built like a banana So you're running on, like a like sit on it yeah. So it's all entirely on the actual motion of you pushing your body yeah, that's it the bat out so it's very interesting because the faster you run like physically run the faster. It goes, you push it. You know, as a you know, pushed out yes, I keeping up with it you're actually pushing it out. So it's like a teleprompter. No. No? No, no like when you read a teleprompter, it goes at your pace. So if you read faster, it goes faster furious

go slow, it's a mechanical thing. Thank you, though. The physical action of you running and pushing it because you're on the slope, that's what makes it go fast, yeah! So you you, don't you don't have to worry about like keeping up with it. He keeps up with you, it's all a much more natural stride than keeping up with something that's on a mechanism, that's having a the belt feed towards you. So this is what it looks like when you're running on these things see how, as would with one assist step higher to increase your pace like you're you're, actually pushing it step higher degree. Yeah, I will say I will say in all honesty. I know that we joke I will I've been worried about the idea that running on a treadmill is not it's just it's making my legs move at that rate. Well, this is opposed to making my leg steak medium. Well, you're, sweating, it's good! It is good, but you see how this guys running. How is the ball of his feed his landing? It's because he's running on a slight uphill slant, and that's like how your post to land on your feet, the body

is designed to like almost lean forward and you catch yourself. On the ball of your feet, how much running I don't know when you're running on an uphill slant, you're more likely to do that. That's. Why I like. Are you serious No, I think it's not cheap but the name of it. That's the wood way. Running? Hills is the ship, and if you live in a place where you can't run hills, I get it. But if you do live in a place that has hills the hills is the man. It is fucking amazing for a so if you run do like put a heart rate, monitor on. Let yourself get jacked up to a certain heart rate. When you get in, and take your time when you get down to one hundred and forty beats per minute start running again Jack that fun up again at one hundred and ninety go as far as you can. Let it get down to one and if you just keep doing that over and over and over again you, ups? Only you just feel better. Your legs move better your feet, stronger, the difference between

like running like. If you have the opportunity we live in a place that has canyons everywhere there and there's fuckin' trails everywhere: all steep is schitt. Yeah like Runyon is steep is schitt yeah. If you need to run in and run up that fucking thing, that's a phenomenal workout man and saying? I will say this, though, and by the way- and I have to say this- I have to give a huge shout out Cameron Hanes, because when I really started doing all I think, was when you met him and I like they're trying to get in shape, and I hear his models and and I'm sure he's probably said to himself. You know I should or whatever I yours models. No one cares work harder like like I live that when I run sometimes it's inspiration now but I will say that, like I sometimes I will say that people like myself, who are not as Karen hands Cameron, Hanes A could be. No one cares, but don't get injured. 'cause that is uh big problem with with running is that you are so tough. If you get he got him, he doesn't realize he got injured, not him

he's going, not him, but I mean like people who listen was inspiration because our cars, sometimes I've been like. I should not really try to kill myself, because I actually might can't measure yourself against that guy. He runs a marathon a day. Do you think you'll be disappointed that you could not to American? You readily admitted it I think, came and I think, if Cameron hands on our brand every day, I think he does so you can do math away. Do you know him? I don't I I've tested. Thank you would only we're running with you for the first thirty or forty meters. I don't I wouldn't keep up with it would be this preposterous conversation. Did you talk to a man who's far This is the great ship great we're in great shape. Cameron's I bet on live anywhere like a good. His with him. Can we add that to the bad luck, yeah, the study that minus two hundred and five miles? What's

could not exactly one hundred miles or office. Are they fall off or they first hundred? Ok, this is a different one. He's got a bunch of these, testing feet? Photographs online love it of him isn't toenails and shared bucking love it so his last last year he ran two hundred and five miles, and this year he's prepping for something in October. That's the first time they're doing it two hundred Thirty eight miles. Have you ever asked about the h that he went from being, let's say just a guy in shape running to do in the hundred like how do you did he going like, I will start doing marathons and then tack on to in a day, yeah, the first marathon he did was very difficult for sure, but then he started running a more than one time. He beat Lance Armstrong in the Boston Marathon beat Lance Armstrong's lifetime of run. Lance is running the boss, man, let's I'm sorry, actually started out as a rock. This is this. Is it's a good question just before after Lance got in trouble one, I got a real

I thought that sort of that so fast. Like wow, I notice a lot of hills, but he's one of the avengers growing up reflex but like this is the blue, because Lance Armstrong is really good at biking. So it's crazy or am I wrong? Please all you guys all of our you statements that got killed me today. That is worth mentioning that should be debated, super important idea, brother and then you, they're, doing crazy ones that he did a bunch of one hundreds. Then watch last year did the Bigfoot two hundred, which is actually two hundred and five miles. What the fuck man several one thousand feet of elevation to you're, going up running through the mountains. Just take it is, is real skinny,

point I'm sorry kind of like a lime. I guess yeah, that's him many moons ago. This thing is I one under like which incarnation of Lance Armstrong with one thousand and eight? So it would have been right in the middle of that's what music? You saw. That's right! So that's, but he we got you listed, but he was due to the gills a one. It was going. Well, that's going to write it up. Lance Armstrong, wow! I wonder I wonder if maybe he's in his offseason, he was cycling, cycling off and get it I wonder what I wonder: what kind of inspiration it was for Cameron to realize your friend with the camera is a corner, and I see Lance Armstrong, my sites and I in the picture, I'm passing it to affect the Fuckin' reservoir and you like Pantera walk.

His dreams he runs out. So people understand that you were talking about running to reservoir like the fat chick at the reservoir, but I thought I thought you meant having sex with a girl high school, but wouldn't you think that, like the people at home that don't live near reservoirs, don't know that people run around reservoirs in Ella? I didn't know. I didn't think that into it. Ella has so little wildlife. Well, let's just run around and fucking big cool yeah, so we made a giant cement pool. They called the reservoir, we're all running around like assholes nature. It's a perfect dab in the L. A river are the perfect example la anybody would think it's a real fuckin' member I've heard of it, but you see it like it's an underpass, and what are you talking about? Have you seen this DNA River like Watt? Now you seen it in a big rainstorm though, and will pass it going uphill and stop here like wow? That's our river beautiful best Colorado appreciate your water salt, water runoff. You know so

Did you ever see? Look at I saw a river full blast, it does get full blast sometimes when we do need that, but last year last year got fuckin' crazy with the amount of water along to do so. Its water, it rained so hard for so many ways they lifted that drought. Finally, yesterday with the side of the drought yeah, I wanna know what l election was that early this year. Yeah early this year, The son seems a place that they created by opening up the Colorado River literally made of giant Inland sea and it was good for a little while it was good for a little while until the runoff from all these farms. From all this, like giant scale agriculture, all the chemicals and all the pesticide would get in the run off, and then it got into the water and ways and everything in this mass fish die off. So to the point where, before this,

calling it. The inland Riviera, like California's, Inland Riviera and Sonny Bono, used to go there and all these people used to party there and it was like big resort location. Now there are beaches, that there's so many dead fish bones that the white of the beach sand is at fish skillets, yes, millions and millions of fish, but some still fish there and there's still people there 'cause it's an enormous piece of water. Look at those are all dead fish from this one place So they have these mass die offs with is like no oxygen in the water or pollutants in the water. They have giant dead zones. These fish just flowed up the surface, but they're still people that fit in that water and there's still people to eat those fish. And then these unities around survivor fish do. This is amazing documentary on. I wish I could remember what it's called.

Val Kilmer movie called salty, but I saw that, but the documentaries what's fascinating. Is they interviewed the people that live in the surrounding communities, which are the remnants of what they thought was going to be like this people around the resorts dude? It's crazy, plagues and pressures us on see who produce that somebody important produce that to John Waters. That's right! Yes! This is it narrated by Joe waters, yeah, that's the one thing photos in this thing: it's amazing, Sonny bono before he died, wanted to to develop some sort of D. Salinization like filtration. To get it back to the Salton Sea to bring it back yeah because he remembers what it was like when he was a kid. I look how beautiful that is John Waters movie when they net. When John Waters, narrow areas movies, you get to see the despair that's in the community. Now it's really sad come back on screen.

To call again uh well played you could totally look like that, guy, probably better than it was with some of them by the way I'm going to give a shot of the Tommy? That will that bug in mayor thing you did. I don't know why that's not a tv show of things that is so funny. You ever see that Tom's Guide Mayor Cincinnati, the true there is the Troit. When is it just Youtube? Is you just did it short film, where he's just is fucking hilarious, but this is that barn who's. Is this with Tom, but I didn't, I didn't pay for it. No, no! It was a well. I don't want to get pulled no! No! No! I I I can you can put you can play it sure yeah. We we! We does this little back up, Commissioner Gordon's on its way over nine and then and then and then a bad man. Tell me that's not the reason you picked him up when there's five can

and it's for police, commissioner and one of them is named Gordon. Your decisions suddenly becomes very easy coming, Gordon is a video of you, smoking crack, okay out, okay, correct and what's a hundred thousand dollars we crack the mandatory in school listening to would crack in a few more so you're like that, guy from Toronto, oh yeah yeah yeah, and then they actually we made this little while ago, and then they actually did it like a feature about it like where they straight up just did it on him like very much like this

yeah yeah? It was a character in one slash two man that he was wild. You ever see when he got coked up he's talking about fighting people that he was like MIKE Tyson. They would jump on him because we left a lot of his videos. Did you see the one where he did it like at Town Hall and he's like and it's like a midday press, announce wonderful and they're, like just I Didn'T- ask him about this game by the way please not tell that lady I'm going to eat her pussy. Ok, he goes. I get plenty of that back at home because I got plenty eat at home and then I get home and then turn to camera and reporters like oh shit, It's unfortunate how to take the legal action of I don't appreciate people cone, Atlanta, a prostitute and never had a prostitute here, I'm very happily married at home that this is very disturbing against. My wife, unfortunately have to take

a George Costopoulos do we have to take legal action against the waiter? That said, I was doing lines at the beer market. That is outright lies that is not True, life on the corner friend of mine, a prostitute or land, it is not a prostitute which is a friend, and it makes me sick how people are saying Unfortunately, I have no other choice on the last one to take legal action. I can't up with anymore so in the mean time, litigation starting shortly. I've had enough, I thought I warned you guys yesterday be careful what you wrote. Ok, so that's all I have to say for now and then next thing I want to call America Tanya in Hamilton and tell him that we're gonna have to spank their little tiger cats. The last thing was Olivia gone back. Did it says that if I want to eat her, pussy

like that in my life, I would never do that. Actually married I've got more than enough to get home. Mic drop, might drop greatest fuckin' metal medical center room on time. He died and there was no like like there was no coverage of that and he died. You know I got sad, you don't think so. Now there was there was there was always a really. I got sad yeah. He came to the store once per week with everybody yeah. It was great drinking. I wish I met him, this one here is the mayor of Toronto, man biggest city in Canada Super recently yeah super easy was doing wild shit. Oh, I think that guy was that an brexit were to like. If you look at history, if you go back and look at like the rain of Trump like when Trump became president and you look at that, an brexit like those two things happening.

That opens the door yeah. Well, anything almost can happen. Given the right set of circumstances, given people getting cocky someone making their way more. Appealing than they actually are looking at an altar and, if someone's charismatic they jump in and they can be crazy, yeah, let's take a chance with them, take a chance with a small town, politicians getting big. You know, run shut own way? The best thing about our current chaos? Politically, I think people need I understand like that. This can happen. Do you think about how, like I know some of it is just pr stuff like how twenty so we might shape up at least with it could possibly be celebrities mean, like I gonna, do this too. He could easily kill rock look, don't trump, Obviously he's got a long history of being successful at you know. Being a television host so whose yeah I a great interview on a talk, show so long history of no

we had a kind of work, the crowd in a certain way. It only makes sense that some like that, eventually get into what I said the way I described it, I a popularity contest and an actual. Popular person entered yeah. That's the difference! Right, like most of these guys, are popular for politicians, and here is this guy who's popular period and he's way better talking to them and Weber, arguing way better at under the gun like when those like little hot moments with him, and you know all the all the different candidates he comes up with nicknames for him with the whole thing, was kind of genius like chop them all down and made it through. But now you realize, like hey, probably Nobody should be doing that job. It's probably big of a job for anyone. Human being, you know, this guy, doing it and he's doing it because you want a popularity contest, that's crazy!

because then you're going to have the rock he's going to do it just hurts, and why don't you not talking about the most qualified people buy stretch the imagination. He talked about the people that people like the most it's willing to be the crowd. Could Lou Brock. Now, win. So many and so many non regular like people who can vote that, don't will be like I'm going, the roster, Although former know exactly that window Oprah would win, because think she together, no one thinks she's smart it's all over in together agent get on that introduction. Ship as well with Gary Coleman was so long ago, presidents money. How would stop this truck in president? Vice president? How 'bout you have two co? Presidents. We have a new system, the rock and Oprah Yeah taken over to solar system will realign the interesting it's not a bad idea why people be furious.

Yeah. No, I don't think I will be able to our lease all right and the rock is the lack is why it rocks white nice wian man, not bad lag he's, not a my wife. People would ask why people would have white people Why do people claim the rock? Is the rock yeah remember when the rock accurate watt number in the rock give me a shout out yeah well stores like super fat, he said he was team. That does not make it, although I do that. That was great, because Burt brought up two days. He was like, like two days book in high school

I go to do you never did two days to learn more. Please call choose wisely chamber mmhm this for the bat yeah. This is back on track, how they turn out Tom One Tom Beeper, where'd listening came up that Mickey mantle. Your close, though you were close, were very interesting. I did much better than anyone expected both you did I actually expect to win odd. No, I do not expect to win at some point when I think we were taught on the phone one night, and you realize and I was having a hard time drop to wait. Yeah and I were working out use eating like crazy and because you're drinking a lot yeah. So, factor ever whatever, whatever yeah so I pain as well, plus food up the emotions and everything a couple extra miles was your damn take.

Around that Google and what is the calories of one Wendy's double double wait. So when we try multiply the amount of calories in Wendy's, double double by four one: double cheeseburger and run for two hours, it's a total burn thought he just pulled one out of his brain. On top of this thing that I had pot roast the night before that's crazy bro, but I still was. I still did good yeah, you did good, but when did you think when did you not think you were actually was sitting in my bathroom and I was talking on the phone and you were say, saying something like you were talking about your diet and I was like my day, just not eat over one thousand calories like I'm, not thinking What I'm putting my mouth, you declare per day you eight Lester thousand calories and now no nice sense in grid no way, no way, ok. Ok, ok, I'm not a bucking doctor, whatever I had since whatever happens. Ok, but obviously ilost fuqing forty pounds so time, whatever no way out. In thirty days, I lost forty pounds correct. Yes,

so crazy? I did not need a lot of calories. I don't know what it was super healthy by the way. It's not definitely doing that you did it man you got under Obese, and that was great yeah exactly it's just I was just trying to fucking show my Mickey mantle gene and win, and I did cut my calories. I just I didn't drink a bunch. How much weight did you cut like two days before that time like how much do not drink at all, while we both got what The same days did the day He was drinking the night before needing pot recipe for salty foods. I didn't water technically I started to do a watercolor version of yeah twenty four hours before it's great and then we had to go in the second day that was way harder. Man. He didn't have a drop of water with the entire next day and then went to a fucking song that morning and I

I was saying: is that what the really unhealthy thing that we're now we're making it a weight loss thing yeah instead of making a body fat that is true we could do is tomorrow. If we were smart will be done as a dunk tank have a place that does a dunk tank where they they check your body composition, because the they did that electrical one. We hold these cables, you press your your hands on them and it is pretty good. They read through your feet to body, fat, yeah, there's a bunch of different kinds of these things. This is this way out that way: weight loss products, weight loss is both. These guys came into this thing like with the fake weight loss because the dehydrated themselves or didn't he tells us all. He didn't drink a lot now he did have a the. I definitely had a last day I, when I came to the r c as yeah. I had a really hard time, not drinking water. Before I got, I think, Tommy drank nine bottles of water surgery, dire podcast during the US. No do we kept giving him bottles were thrown in like a fighter. You were with. The number was I've? Never we CAC, It was over a gallon

our crazy, a water back, and I didn't pay enough of those true. Can I just say I don't you may not obese yeah five point, one. Five of h, That's because it was that's great yeah! That's that's my boy! That day where you gotta keep going for it, this wing how tall you are versus how much you weigh, but yeah, that's just bmi which they had once modified once and they want to actually. Do away simulation modified us and condoms yeah. He pulled me first. That is the whatever Craig people listen if you're listening to this Google, that image search, Parker FAT, Comedian BAR Chrysler, keeping it low and after his lawsuit the Wayans against undisputed Water champion Tommy Bun,

let's say you're surrounded by John with a genius photoshopped fried chicken donuts took that big shaped like faces from his spike spike video Games Award and I shaved clean, and I saw the photos from the red carpet and I was like that's not good luck. That's got to nicotine patches on funny. And no one has seen all the booze around. That is. A genius bar shows a great photo shop. She looks so happy with those donuts. You know, that's the thing but like the internet. That could be some do do as a some regular job somewhere yeah board downtown a downtime on this computer. You just creates that throws it up yeah and these people out there that, like that's, it's a scene but it's not a secret about guys like us like what we do, there's a lot of guys who could have done what we did? How about how good are some of these guys? Making posters and like

drawing my guy. My guys posters is fuckin', Brett Block, he is probably an. He is legit like a. Very nice to demand those posters. Some earlier does Braque that guy- and I was amazing man- he's really great mazing, just a lot of the guys right, hey Lawrence, Sherman, Michael and calling a sermon. Pagani says that this is awesome. He's made a major mazing work, the one by one podcast guy yeah, he's good he's, amazing, yeah, great hole. Areas to some of them are really for and some of the showers shops just for that cat, yeah, Dick and less that guy from drastic effects you just awesome. Did you see the run D Mc one for one thousand, that will expand task manager is great yeah. That was so great those guys don't go, get it so fun that show what DS made me laugh harder than any human being has ever made me laugh anyway, we had to look down. I looked up until he was looking at the floor too. We're both looking at the floor

he was sucking all the oxygen out of the room he was killing, so I lost track. Was I way to breathe? I lost track of what he was saying. Well points I'd, stop listening to me so he's on fire right now. Really excited for that podcast you're. An american shut up is easy. Just over three hours on the timer to turn around and start over, wait wait great! So can we go back to this? What is this best? So you think you can do so. What do you do now that you're sober park in ten minutes? What do you think you could do your October? We're setting up right, yeah Two thirty days thirty days ten. Thirty one! Thirty thirty one days all are you yeah yeah, yeah October October, the mark of a resemblance work through this from midnight at

First, let's costar everyone. What do you cast a spell on to it's? A new with the moon is full, fifty nine. Of course he is. He did he give me passed out drunk in love the night when the wolves call through the valley. Yes, yeah. All of us are disappointed children Oh hang on. How can I make this so that I'm going to challenge where I don't feel like everyone is against? You know what it's like: it's like the ultimate hold their breath, doing more likable known for you to lose people immediately, don't like you when they meet you who's, ready to break the world record and holding your breath. You know you're going to breathe again, but it's going to be a long time. Yeah it's going to be a long time, I think, of how much fun that will be on November, but you're, not thinking you're, not thinking, hey man. Maybe I should just stop drinking thinking think about it over first at one thousand, two hundred and thirty am when you like different. I thought that give me another drink menu fail instantly.

Think about that day that into no no, that's, not even that's a one day. Thirty minute, thirty minute, my city yes, they have them. I still hear people out of the party for five or six days, for things start getting really weird scram camp do do do do do do do I think your marijuana intake would uptick. Ok sure ask. Can I say you can get high for months. I could say it's a little bump bump it's a little bullshit that you go to marijuana because all that's doing normally I'd say that's way healthier, but I'm saying here: that's all that's doing. Is writing you, the gap, you can drink again by the outgoing number would like to face sobriety. How its interest look. Look, look, I don't that's interesting problem, not doing marijuana, hurt on the road with you and have him bomb, so you look like a hero, So you don't If I'm sober, I can totally do much better than if I was hammered into some next level, 3d chess for it. I think you're hilarious when you're drunk

from you should be so bridge you've, never seen that we've never seen it even every single stage. Wait! No you're right! You have you have you have. You saw me on stage. The first time I was high on stage manage drunk is fucking at the ice house. I don't forget about that. I don't drink at the store black out about the sense we have on stage, which is a drink. So much last time. We did that by the way who's in town Wednesday, Wednesday. You guys wanna, do this house, I'm leaving for Singapore, no, no, no to a good God. Damn time. I would love to have a that's how I booked I house super super organized, so thirty one days, eighty days, no often no eighteen days, and then you said, eighty yep yep and your card number. So that's a little over four days of dealing with the idea. Forty days of yoga in that time,

You can't do that just to go. She ate like an agent right now hold on hold on one. Second, I will tell you why I can't do that 'cause, I don't want to lose, who the fuck I am, which is like I like to I like, which is obesity. So you don't need to know the truth. Bro, you said you're saying you don't want to lose the party man image. I will not go to that impractical, jokers cruise with big JRE, all those comics that I love you and not not not drink. That's just silly! I'm a grown up. I also make a lot of money by the way. I don't need to do the bed, but I want to do that because I like the idea of the bet. Okay, but I think thirty days, okay, offer start the forty one days in October. To start a model sobriety and total surprise group totals right what seven? I don't think I guess arthritis in the seventy. No, no! No, this it's a world police when they, you know get extra folk scene yeah to check on the girls Chastain Jacket on him, a pest on yeah yeah. They did that, so they can cut other things yeah. I say this: you can get there with. You can get all those chalk pills that help you deal with withdrawal chalk

No, I don't need you will. When you not tell us what you want when you got a six drawing thrills our call they have. No these guys guys this chalk pills, chalk, yeah What is I don't need whole charcoal, charcoal charcoal charcoal, I don't throw up yeah, that's allowed 'cause you're not going to have that that's going to save your life 'cause, you will die otherwise 'cause you're unequip. To do this yeah for sure yeah. I remember the article I sent you sure well beforehand, and that was like part of your day before the article we read about. You said that it's really not recommended to just quit. Cold You should start now and get ready or or you know what I'm going to write my eulogy with you in mind ahead of time. So that way he's in great shape and it can run America that usually any quitting time is once wait. Why won't you Withdrawals, if you just quit like that, because about it all the time, because I'm looking at for like a moment,

No? No, not like you feel, like you feel uncomfortable for a day where you're like that guy. Once you get, I'm talking over a day stretch how long ago, because because a couple weeks ago, no we you define reasonable idea by within our household unassisted sleeps. That's when you go to sleep without drug drug call, no no weed no xanax, no yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah dosages yeah, the thing called unassisted sleeps doesn't. Do, I think, that's a great idea. I really do think more people need to learn how to relax. Meditate go to bed, but you can Did your kids come out and say I don't know if you can get a hold of your own thoughts. We get a hold of me on the it's a good. It's a good practice to do that and if you just give your own thoughts to pills, I mean it'll work it made

Maybe it won't work for everybody in the works for some people, but there's other ways to do it. You could do it with your own mind. You can relax yourself, not meditate yeah. I guess you can do it. Without that mean you can do it with that, but there's other pathways, that a lot of people to try the pills, don't try and I wonder how many would be successful. Some people know some people have like real issues, but with some people I think they'd probably be just as if not more successful, with meditate being relaxing just trying to figure out a way to like consciously dip yourself down into the place where you go to sleep. I would like that. What are you going to try that? No, I did five and the forces This leaves. This is what I'm thinking I'm thinking thirty days ago. Fifteen days you want that Yellow Bloctober, nine thousand and ninety minute hot yoga classes. That's what I'm thinking, no booze and then half the day. So if you have one day on you have one day off, you owe. If you miss some, then you have.

Make him up in a row, but you have to do fifteen days of hot yoga in a thirty day time period with no booze I can do that. Why do you want to hot yoga? Because I think be super beneficial for him. I think you should do that mean out, and it's fuckin' decently. Difficult to do. But he's got he's going to fail on that and still detox. No. He said he said thirty days until October October, two artist cut half the days half of those thirty. You have do yoga class. Hot yoga, the hot yoga nine into the I went once I've been. I went once and I quit like forty minutes into an hour for them in class. I came back in. I took five minute breather I took apart because I think it was because it was hot out of it out of it yeah, but you also like couldn't run a marathon. I could stop it every time Oceanside has. No, we don't know know would do that

so anyway, you would do it so wait. Yeah, there's, no way you one thousand, five hundred and ninety minute yoga classes in a month. So I don't do them all the time marathon know. What I'm saying is I, like the Turkish yeah, the thing about the yoga classes? First of all, you could, like a real set. Beginning in a set end. There's no fudge in this class yeah. You have to be there to get it in an it's super different to do and I think it's one of the most beneficial mentally. What if you find it a breather, not good, they tell you they instructor say yes, go out and practice breathing come back here. That's where the same people that they see those little packets they leaving the shoes they do not eat.

Fucking retards. It's very strange, should meet. We should know that you're not going to eat some shake you found in your shoe just so. You should know that if you're going to die, you should get out of fucking yoga class. So I'm saying you should be able to get out of there. It's for morons, an pussies. I'm sorry! Can you look up hot yoga deaths, rapes when they die they die. This is nothing dude. You bring. The cooler bring one of those flasks. They have these like giant drinking sixty four out yet or chain postures like you. Do at the other two sets you're allowed to have some. What I bring water to get five in a breather over that monthly. Three five. In a brief, but I definitely had a yeah. I could take a breather and stand the room you're supposed to breathe. They tell you to breed. Yes, you can bring in the room his stay in the room. It's a mental thing! You can goodbye. I left five minute break up. You can't go back in Nope stay in the room.

Take a left. I did I left you, I want to say, but this is no you don't have to. This is not the truth. I've stayed before too yeah. I stay all the time. You're not allowed leave at the place that I got you all day in the class are doing it hi. This is odd. It was a really nice cream, cones melting liquid. I could do without me, or I could do it. This is super measurable thing: okay, So it's not like something you could just like, not train for and then have to do at the very end. Yeah. This is going to go, so you can run a marathon, it kind of like fucking, half acid up to that, I'm going to run it. This is like a sheer discipline issue, because this is what what's good about this. Is it's going to cause you to absolute, be in a certain place for fifteen days out of thirty, you have to make those up

If you like say, could you off for the first ten days I mean you have to a lot of days in a row where I would be safe to do it, how you, over for five days in a row under percent. You are here the right way. That's how I plan on doing any pain again brought to please just go to the God. Damn barren! Now nothing! You know you say we're three: can you start asking I'm gonna talk, nonsense, go to the bathroom in the bathroom please and bring that guide them to boot. You with you that Judge Lopez. You always danced with your. Are you looking ripped right now for me, that's a look bad at all. Looking good, like a good athlete, do you rate shape in the bird Christ your tax money, email jeans are that now that looks like? Are you you, ours get

budget, six pack he does he does he does when you get back from yoga, he earned Asiasi Chinese, never understand! I never wanted to wait till. He can do this challenge. You can't listen. I like, this idea of fifteen days of hot yoga. It's hard to do men. Ninety minute classes and then and he's going marathons. Now I have to America. This would be a different thing It's really about this. He thinks he could run all the time. He runs all the time. But if you have to do this, this is going to be hard running is easy for me because it's in my backyard, this is going to be super good for your body and here's the other thing too, like if you get in the middle of this and you feel like can't do it anymore, you could relax, you can just sit down, lie down and just in your class yeah in your class people? Do it all the time like advanced people? Do it all the time if you feel like you overwhelm yourself. Maybe try too hard it's fucking hot in there, it's one hundred and four degrees, and you doing like these really difficult

body weight exercises. When you stand on one leg, you got one leg kick back and you got your both arms leaning forward. It's fucking difficult to do. Sure you know and when you're holding yourself in like weird positions, That's a really actually interesting challenge. It's a pretty easy, not easy! It's pretty not hard pace. I should say to do a five. Our marathon. So it's eleven minutes and twenty three seconds per mile yeah. It's walking it like a talking like a four point. Five is an interesting, though, that that's five minutes, but eleven it's in thirty seconds per mile, you get it in six hours or five hours. Fifty K. Fifty that's right, see that I mean I. I know that we're all making fun of this but uh five hour marathon, is, is literally walking in a four five on a treadmill. Continuously. Anyone can get a lot of it is. Is it yeah eleven miles an hour, isn't walking on a tread? It's walking! It's not running really

way, but it's not eleven. Three minutes prosodic casual. No, it's a brisk walk, it's a brisk walk, but I will tell you: I saw my father. Eleven speed walk the marine core Marathon and he did great for about twenty miles and then it bottoms out. I did I did when the thousands episode I love these kind of. Eleven like I watch the Florida state Game yesterday, yeah only one, but in battle the trouble what you watch boxing matches or fights when you work out yeah I like to throw I like a big event thing like the ending of game of thrones, we're doing that three hour podcasts and I literally said I'm going to be running a marathon today I did. I did not do it I did not do it only because seven added one thousand two hundred and twelve only person, half a marathon, but I was walking up 'cause Joe, is so fucking funny. I would start laughing like me

changing colors compared to slightly right. Actually, I would funnies human being that's ever lived here, but I I started laughing so hard that I was like. I can't run this. I want to listen to it. I want to be in the moment just giggle good excuse start run in our area, and so and so I I ended up doing twelve miles and in the three hours to do the math on. I hope that the height grew behind. You go just quit, Burt, just the way here, what last time tv with the rental stuff, the gold? a challenging time. You think you could still do it in a marathon a ten minute miles top ten miles, Tommy Burnham's been planning he's been plotting something. This minute miles, which is how long till my What do you do if I could make you smile ten minute mile? That would be really fucking challenge twenty six dollars. By the way, I will say that the one that we just pulled up is still. Challenging for twenty two. What's

you're. In no way I mean I hundred percent agree. This guy is in great shape, there's not a chance, you won't finish the marathon and less you take about forty it was a macho king taking long breaks for meals, You could do it in under fourteen hours, but I think the over under should be like third high one thousand three hundred and thirty Do you think you think actually resting seeing a movie in there? I also want to know this really roughing. You think you could do this time with no preparate, no training just do it tomorrow. The ten minutes, not tomorrow, but I, but like next week, like how much distance you think could run tomorrow. The 18th tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow. How far is this? Is? How much could you Oh, my god. This is how much this is the reason I the reason I'll never quit drinking 'cause. I love this feeling tomorrow, what nerves,

hello, anxiety, more I'll, say this I'll, say I'll, say it thing I'll say a number and you guys tell me if what do you Potter Noam Bartering borders, okay, easily easily, how far okay easy run. Five k of yeah we've all over over thinking about, obviously yeah. I could run technical problems for sure that pre problems? No no problem I could run. I could run hard and we're talking about no walking right is a straight up run to straight Bron system. Ok, ok, what's your system I like winning well. No, I like to- turn up your birthday

to run and then just walk? So that's all I've been doing because it's fun for me yeah. It helps run for awhile, walk for awhile. You should get it done. I don't know I don't like that. I'm sweating again, I don't okay like do you think it is. Do you think you could do twenty miles more? That's a six four! two miles short of them as we can? No? No! If I was to have been yeah, I know we know now with this journal. Absolutely not knowing do you so anticlimactic so up to Sundown Friday, twenty minutes or twenty miles twelve hours. Yeah well ours, but you could one running period. That's a pace for a thirteen one, slash two hour marathon, exactly what he was talking about just done over that way. Ladies and gentlemen, Feinberg finds a way of making it easier to plan on partying at your house. So I like. Ok, let's go back to Joes challenge. I like health, I, like thirty days or thirty. One

I want it all of October. Shoes made all October midnight to midnight midnight but now out there what happens, what happens? No booze and less and less to this end blessing less would like a might be cheesy, but let's, let's make this communal So I can challenge. I can challenge people go Nate Bargatze see I've got. I don't know but uh for him, let everyone and some commit to the ankle? Bracelet that's on happening did that the challenge, I don't handle doing research and but did he? I don't think. If we're gonna do is a Stanhope on we should find out within not you're gonna die. We should really. These are with me. I believe it, but are you doing we should? Are you do all of us, the full thing or do they want to join in? They can join now. Does you know yoga and they keep bringing about? We should be careful, though yeah this is. This is one thing that we have to be careful about, are dying the reality. The server. The sheer reality like what is the volume of alcohol that you consume on a daily basis

the question by that? So can I ask you a question? Are you worried about the alcohol business going on? I'm worried. That's what I was thinking. Yeah, we're going to Tommy's house in speedos after this show, anything else, my quantity, then I'll, be very candid about this, but once again it's like where I want to be truth, When I hit this. You made a joke last time about ankle bracelet and I'm fucking finally got that feeling out of my throat interesting. So it's anyway,

how much did Bruce you consume in a day. What's your average day, let's be real about the It is a flight number for tended to fight the good fight. There's enough light. It was not as of a regular day. Let's let let's pretend for some strange reason your home for a month and you're, not so, the most only flight mode. So I'm not in the mood for a month, I'm not drinking, not drinking. If I'm home for a month, I would not drink. No drinking- oh yeah only shows

the show's comic storyline, okay, you're right, you're, right the store and you were like hey, let's have a drink on me. I would be the starter I was. I was touching one night as will weigh wheels that you would come up to me and maybe I would say right right. Your jacket altered rejected sure, okay project boys, we're doing it we're talking about yeah yeah as you humans id from the only dragon sound so familiar okay from so I'm going to be really hard to see my kids. What's the actual you'll be fine. What is the actual consumption yeah yeah. What's your average around him, I see Thursday I wouldn't start drinking till you woke up No? No! No! I don't I don't my average day right now is on the road. I haven't drank a brush, my teeth, yeah and I will drink I'll. Have my first

sip of a drink. The second step, onstage I'll, take a sip right uhm. I do not drink that cold drink and there's a lot of people to see me live recently and they probably all test, they're bummed out that I don't murder the drink on the first show you never drink fake drinks. Never drink for exchanges need to know that uh, I remember a hotel called I called him out on my podcast who hotel, but I I worked with him in my why a whole lot, my area where you Miami, I'm really really high. It's like I was in a news mayor, Ian Gillan, hey he my this is my. Do you confuse those two? What do you think you didn't have a stroke, so you might have L didn't do real I was like. I could use my hero yeah

and on this ruin it and I was like yeah just hours like Falk, but he doesn't drink except this isn't nut for future reference to hear these top five years ago. Ish. Yeah, no, it's actually in Marin started his podcast Olympia. Another government him on and he was drinking and eating skittles That's more than that, then that's like eight years it's been a while price, EVA telling his moving to go now, but I think I think I don't know what I was talking. I heard mary- is much excellent in that new wrestling show on next to a bunch of yeah. He kills it yeah. I heard it there's this. This female grow wrestling, grow, yeah and he's not crazy manager, character and he's great. He kills it really so yeah. It's like the perfect role for him. Dude have you

is our site to go out that I'm terrified now might episode three, I'm freaking the FUCK Did you see the end of the game of thrones? Yes, my balls right, there's too much good shitan. He said when I was a kid. We had Starsky and Hutch. Ok, we had uh he made us dumber it was like eating cardboard. Yeah. It was horrible difference between like what people have today on tv, it's insane it's containment, thrones and Ozark. Those two look. This is really good too. It's so amazing. You watch that first five minutes. First, ten minutes of ozarks you watch and hold. It is a good digestion basement in that he's a nominal. I think the casting of his wife yeah really phenomenal brilliant by the way your name again, but it's Laura Linney, she's, amazing, she's, amazing Fuckin', show is so good. You get so locked in like Jesus

It's just one of those shows we like whoa best comedy on streaming. No questions asked Angie Tribeca. What's that, it is a it. Is this true because was that our name mall, I hate the drive back leading changing from Tribeca. What is less? Well, I see Jones Quincy, Ng Joe Jones, you Jones Johnson asked Jamie he's, a prolific usually does do young coal black twitter back, I Andre Vermilion. What is this? It is the naked gun, but in a CSI Miami type show naked gun. So it's

like imagine, if you saw a brand new naked gun or or airplane it is so fucking funny, oh really yeah. I watched it with my kids and we just and they've never seen airplane. So it's that introduction of airplane or naked gun to them. So big, jokes, like the whole time. Yeah everything, just joke, joke joke, joke joke joke! That's it's really a great show, that's cool! How do we get to that but probably less no, I said: have you seen ozarks yeah, like ok game of thrones those are Ozark This new season, narcos, it's out to you, know yeah, see that's great because you know there's more good television. I was billions right now to feel like it's hard for a movie to even work now, but we had a

mu most movies are done. They'll have signs, are really going to go for, but you see the same. Show Netflix's theme show H, B, o the level of like what is the school parking gorgeous. Well, they have this opportunity to stretch out the story, line really see it with their own. With this season was a seven hour movie, amazing movie yeah I've never watched, I don't twenty, because I want to watch a pilot episode game of thrones the other day. Just on a lark I was I was like. What's this club, so the finale and I was so into it. So I waited, you started with a finale hold on one hello, miss

This is no no it's listening. This is all the fat and I watched I want to hold my god watch the whole series. Beginning then yeah with everyone else. I watched the finale and I was so wrapped up in what was going on that I want my own material go and I clicked the pilot episode. Dude watch. Pilot episode and you'll save yourself. Oh shit! I get it like all these things that were little plots that how they got their dire. Whoops. I don't know how they got their direwolves. I didn't know they did they found they found a big elk that had murdered and it figure out what was murdered and then they went and they saw that the Elks Horn gone through a dire, wolf and dire wolf shouldn't be south of the wall. Where when it's so as Jon Snow picked up for dire wolves and he cubs, and he said she said You should all have your cubs, should go to NED Stark's children, because he's not they should get. The Starks therefore starts gives all dire, Wolf and then, and then the guy got his dick.

Off. He goes. He shouldn't get one you're a bastard disappeared watching story yeah. This is like the machine you watching you watching him. Do this and then long enough and then as they leave they ca, they see a fuckin' run one yeah. And they go. You should have this one, your you're, the bastard. You should have this one dude the book on tape. That was pretty good. Actually, that was pretty good size, reflecting murdering me. That was pretty good. My universal get stopping at your house at my lowest myself. So these guys are so you had me enthralled man. I was right there with me. Let's discovery, I hate it so much. I hated the last few minutes. You been alive and talking so much

a good age. You never feature for me last bombs so hard. I wish you if there is a tape of this bombing in my line of it, so bass. So by the one where you live on it so hard, you broke it down your podcast. What was that one? That was when it hit by the way this one's worse? This one actually is worse. Yeah because was rude because no one spoke yeah, it's true, but I was just listening to someone monologue in a room of people where everyone's like whom Tommy back at the time you stop his hair. A little longer need feather it back right, and so, but it was still all the New Delhi in as the hiding ability I bring me to the club I drive up with them. I drive up to them to Sacramento. I say I vouch for him. This guys functional areas, you love him, the manager Leslie. Is

We had a future book, I go, this guy is ten times. Funnier trust me. She was, he better be he goes out in his first. So flies out, and nobody and everyone in this Leslie walked right up to me. She goes he said he's going to. Funny and I see sweat, forming on his brow boat bubbling up and then I see it collapse to the side and start getting wet No, no! No! He is worse than he was driving yeah. It's worse. It was a member of two thousand and five open Donna raped It was about Hurricane Katrina, Hurricane Katrina, rape, joke yeah. It was it was right after Katrina and they said that people were getting rape yeah, so I did What is it that you got it yeah the metronomes with sits on a piano I made like some type of joke, like like,

like hey. They say, there's something like they say people are getting raped in the aftermath, like nothing would turn me on like seeing a dead body flow by blood like some some or things like that, where I'm like making fun of it, but like it wasn't a. Written just gives you some that I said, and then I insisted on doing a second time and that's when the that's when they're falls to the side and kinda like I did it on, like I bombed on the th, I I opened with it and I bomb for twenty five straight minutes. Actually, twenty two, because when I got off Why didn't you do twenty five and I was like 'cause? I was dying and I thought she was like. I pay you for twenty five. Oh my god in the second show, on the same joke, yeah and I ate, for twenty five minutes and do it again. I should say it was sold out. So it was wall to Wall packed peppered. Three hundred three hundred people and I was just soaking wet. I remembered what was the emcee Tommy

Tom, all Stockham, so to Goddammit all Tom Mcclain Time- and you know- and you know you ain't when you're the feature act and you walk in the green. When the Mcs like how many funds He was like he was like I've never seen anyone eat. Shit like this in my life is so crazy by the way this is a test it is a testament to Tom. Is that usually if you brought a common company bomb that hard you be like I'll. Never talk to this guy again, like maybe you shouldn't be doing comedy Tom. Talking to me in the green room about his bombing or at the bar after it was made a member, we drove home on that ride and I was all this, my new best friend yeah. That was great yeah. I do. I also remember that when we got back to LA you go, talk much 'cause. You were talking

Remember the time you were like you like talk about two different memories of an event? Ok, no! Actually he said. I think I told you this before, but you said he said my ex 'cause I bombed so hard and think about think about a straight up, twenty five minute bomb and then on the lake you're doing it has the same again. I know you guys are wrong. I'll I'll show you yeah, why did you do it? I think I what I what I was convinced that I could make that that stupid, very, very things like I was like I want to. I want to get it right, so I'm going to do it I'll show them. I can do that right by the public is thinking. This similar thing is Hurricane Harvey. Now people are coming together and you're, making a fucking paper dead body. I was encourage ing it. Wouldn't you adjust. Who did you adjust

late show I just going to be seventy again. They get it, I didn't sit down with it and go. I was like they were done. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, two thousand five over the years you've been doing comedy was my third year to him. That's a slippery time right well and then in the hotel, I'm not going. I was like man. This is this fucking. Is this what it's going to be I really was fucked up over those two bombings. And then I got some time so I mean it was. It was pretty rough. I got the next day was Saturday that was Friday night to affect bombings and in Saturday. First shows about to start- and I could see these guys are like I bought me like YO man. This is like I'm a make a wish kid or something like like this may not mean well, I know, but then you came up when you can give you one piece of advice, any drank, and then you realize. Go you go just open with,

different everything else? You want to sing open with a different joke and I go okay, okay, okay and then it went it amazing, but here's how shitty it was like manager was the night before was like. This is like you really a dog show Oh wait. It's like! I don't think I mean that is terrified. She was like reminding outside and then next so Saturday was also full Anet fuckin'. It was like an epic show. It was like exactly what you'd want after a bombing like that, and they had a curtain like this separating the showroom from the bar. Not even a wall, just the curtain. So after like after my set he's on site, I just open the curtain and I go well like nice, right what happened? I was back here. You heard that shit. Here at last, at least until after she did the same shipped to me, the first time I featured there she criticize me and then I I did a good feature

she was like. I said: what do you think she's like didn't hear it, and I was like oh fuck, you, you boys, sound salty yeah it's club to do that. Yeah! That's a check. Let me tell you really need to shut up to Steve Groves also his name. I bobbed once in South Carolina Wanna golf and share with my college friends, my high school friends, whose main we went out there and I did a guest spot at the coconut, something in Charleston and then driving like a day later and some girls were, like you know, 'cause the vacation town there were like would like screaming at us in some ways like what are they saying things like? Oh there's that guy who last night, I mention it when I get off stage was like: let's go, you wanna good bombing story, yeah the many corner in Atlanta. I just understand, one time and I signed for the comedy, coordinate linix, my girlfriend live there, so it might night open my night sign up yeah. I show up to all black club

but I'm unaware of the way open MIKE night. Worse, so I buy tickets for me and her and they set us up front who again to watch white people. The only two people in the whole room first comes on stage and starts making on me and says: uh, what's your name, I said it's Bert and they go nuts are going to call you. Bird will give you a hood name is Bertie Bert. I was like yeah yeah, yeah birds, great, they make Every black comet comes on makes fun of me for fucking ever then he gets. The end of the show is like we got. One more comment. Come up. Last, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, putting them together. Greg creature, creature, alright, alright slur, and then he goes wait should and the place goes fuckin' nuts. This is the guy that had fun with the whole night and I get you guys ever

company cheese burger and the guy they liked and we're rooting for yeah started sucking on an day. Let me up on stage like I've. Never to this day been lit up and I had no car back side note I was like dude I went from love to hate in an inch that with one joke, how long cool was it with the girlfriend after the show? yeah dude we sit down. Buckhead we be lined out of that mother Fucker and put guide the guys. Next door were like. Oh you suck you suck. Oh no. She telling you like, hey. You do suck man, she was. She was girlfriend, except for all this stuff. The like because she was on, but it got me the comedy which he said will, which is. I was so you're fine or would you like knows the news journal about like how good had to be to do it. Guy, you're great. That was great. You handled it well you're in a bad situation. Chris shadows, Kristen, Meddock, she's she's, pretty

right. That's your second time ever on stage shut down, at the comedy confidence, but they know because invite somebody when they said. Oh shit is Bertie burn the What nuts are you had yeah? I was them Talk with all. Might they love this guy like? If he's you today, you would just murder that crowd. We think about that, like in a time machine letting these mother fuckers know what's up boom. Freddie, Prinze Pack from Schitt's barely burp three hundred and eighty three, seventy nine keys on Nichols. He got fat feet his fat feet. He's a size. Thirteen, but not really fast well with fat feet can run a your feet, so fat

so we're going to do this. You think you can do we got a rational sense. We gotta go, do decathlon. If you can do this ridiculous thing that you probably can't do ok, what anyway, I'm going to regret this. My life. Why? Because I don't mind the I don't I like. I think I would like to challenge myself to the yoga and the and the not drinking, but I do want to incorporate it into us, like I to be liked. Having people talk, should too on text right now. Like I know that you guys will be like. Are you doing it? or whatever, but like, and we can on the outside, but I don't know. I think it should be. I, like the did the cap on idea. Yeah, I don't I don't have a problem trying to run a marathon, but I do think Tom Like the idea to me personally 'cause, he was like there's no pay off like it's like these know, offshore quit well for sure quit. No, so then, what's the point, it's signs that come attic. Maybe it was the weight, loss challenge or the drinking drinking challenge you can keep up with yeah. I don't think you can do that.

Normal people could I'll do it, people without problems doing ninety days. No one, three thousand and ninety one day, three thousand two hundred and eighty two seventy five days. Thirty two days, three thousand and thirty days rang DE thirty days days, can I say you can't drink or be drunk during all of us over he's like get into his veins, would call: are you going to be talking drunk the whole first night couldn't drink with six hours ago, so we asked you this, though, seriously for our own peace of mind. Like all jokes aside, yes, we don't have to worry about withdrawal symptoms with you, I'm serious. Eventually, how do you think that we would breast easy? I say they don't do this easy. I said we don't do this unless you get the charcoal pills and have met your house. Well, I don't think that's good enough. I mean, if you really going through the shakes,

I can't believe what can we have your doctor sign off on it? Yes and a hundred sent okay guys, you can run a marathon easy and he's in great shape yeah this video problem. You got a hold of a two dollars. No I'm I'm! should be fine, you're, fine doctor not like fuckin'. Like what? What is the last day you didn't drink? How long ago, well. We never even got to how much you drink. Normally. How much do you still didn't say that? Let's just do this? Let's just do it for the regular day like what is your date will do travel there. I'll just tell you a little story. Tom said the best in the game of thrones, one okay. But how much do you normally drink the for? Let's just do it yeah. Let's just do Estado stories schemes and I'm not about to can one day we had a half a handle of Tito's and we're going over to a friend's house yeah and lowers their course, and I said we get a full bottle of Titos thinking that there will be more people there. That would want Titos and she said I'm being

dead serious. If you go through a half a handle of you have a legit problem. Who said this still had an entity does when I came home last night so like I that that's after the problem, that's a lot but that's a lot of booze could so and after you create another handled like this, is a no no, no, no! No. What I did handle it's a it's. The big thing it's it's I think this happened at the party now it's more than that handle more than that with the actual handle handle yeah. Last time you didn't do that, days ago. Please so few days you what happened? Do you drink it all? No, I didn't drink at all. Fifty nine OZ, just sleep for days and it's thirty ounces, so so you you play. Is it on that one should order a drink, a quarter of a handle to one shot of on his one and a half ounces, so you're, basically deregulate fifty ounces. What you're watching me drink right now that I think it was thirty and barely anything by the way, yep but I'm still supposed. What do you mean

So that's the same amount of booze you're talking about that much. If that's, no no it's fine. It's not talking about. No, no, don't pull shut him down. I'm sorry, I'm talking to Bush meat that jug of Tito. So if he can drink a half of one of those guys, I said one slash four, but either way I can turn on one. Second, I can also drink a good point. I think it's going to notice also sketch You also give that one over this much less than or fifteen shots. Thirty five shots in a handle, there's thirty, five shots in the hand so half of that fifteen shots, I'm going to seven shots seven shots a lot looser right. So what I mean seven shots, I or if I have several shots of right now, is that I think it's three hours sixty shots, our third. This shot is sort of like one one, slash two ounces, I'm saying I think that much I for sure bark yeah right right yeah, you know I feel like I don't just to get away for anyone what about on a flying day? Okay, yeah! What's going,

let's, let's appoint him being dead, serious yeah, you guys are my friends. We leave it. Yeah I'll be honest, but let's not go fucking over yeah but we're going to make jokes, though you can't raise enough Bridgewater new listening, remember I, like you, got yeah. We like you too, because, like ok, here we go It's funny that how great ok go ahead so we'll just do average flight is at seven hundred, am yeah bars are open. I bring, is a Tito. A little baby bottles in my bag but you drink on the way in your bag. Let me just tell you guys: okay, I come inside. You allowed to travel with up to eight I'll bring years. Bag that you check with the bag in my bring on eight little Lamb bottles labels, yep I'll bring. Need to Singapore. So you bring that cyber couldn't bring liquid on a plane. Only small doses yeah totally liquid, like liquid drinks, like

which is a little tiny baby shots the size. Your letter, I'm saying I trust the action on the yeah, I'm glad you yeah. I just I'm stunned, you think I'm not couldn't grand like a drink. I think is it like if you walk through with this and a little bit the same way, there's no way sealed it's that it's that he has a son. Small bottle with a small amount of that volume, but also problem right, so when I look at him, go get okay, sure, yeah. You need eight of those little bottles us crazy, holder number. So, but this you put those in your bag. Yeah we've also made a drink before he left the house. No, no we're not! I I'm old we're talking my worst travel day yeah. This is on the rag yeah on a Sunday when I fly home. No, I want an average day list. Back, so you get to the airport. Yeah don't eat anything anything the up, because it's because it's not what you need in their rate, but I'm still

concerned. With my food intake, I won't have like an exam with all right which run on that first scene. Okay, I guess better than eating it. I guess yeah as a layman, so you you're you get to the airport yeah you get through security. Then what do you do? Go find a place. A scout- the food court for have styrofoam cups. If you have paper cups, the Vad I will cut the seam in your drink and collapse on your lap. Sometimes. So, if I scatter place for star from cups or plastic cups, Mcdonald's, Salads Mcdonald's, go over, say a guy in orange juice and a big thirty two ounce cup of ice, and then I go into the bathroom and take a crack four like a proud guy or mimic up porn orange juice in pants off, while you're doing this, for you got it so he poured the orange juice. I do. I do think it dump all your doing this. I take some time to work. There

Sometimes yes, sometimes, if you're in the position to take a dump sadness. Well, I I get so excited the warm toilet. How long does it take you to get through that drink? Well, I, drinking at supermall in before four four in ok. N, o g o J Street Road and then go to their plan, just wait and them- and I I couldn't now for me personally, that is cut in half, so I know I have a cocktail. If I need one God dam and then I get on the plane, I sip it can I pass out was lost in general and you generally don't check those other four. He drank Well, maybe maybe I do maybe I look so old. Looking at eight, I thought. Oh, no, no, I just drink for, because I because I want four for the flight safety for the flight home. Rituals are, like I'm sure, I mean so that's gonna, be really tough. Part was last time. Definitely so one year ago, WAR Phoenix not a big fight, but I talk to your wife about it would would I'd?

noticed as if I did, the row of unassisted sleeps and then the night before the flight took a xanax yeah? I like five, then when I woke up the xanax, effectively still in my system- and there was no panic and I flew. I flew the Minnesota Sober and back so your nose like WU, and then I did? Phoenix and then I did the hot wings thing out with challenge and the next night I was like my stomach sparked. I was an panic and ranks the panic from. I think just to tell my it works. What do you mean like when you send a text from doing next in college, but do you center on what do you? What do you is it a fright valid? Is it a fright or just overall panic? more dressings, it right, alright, so big in the air dress of of the fact that I can't get out and that it might explode at any second, I can't stop that and then I just like right now right right now, blow up right now, you're going to have that thought if I'm Doberman on a flight ice cry, sometimes like legit cry, so I have to wear

bring sunglasses on dude, I'm so ritualistic on airplanes. You have no fucking idea I I have to drink. I have a cocktail when I get on the plane, because if I don't have it Then I start panicking. I can't take a xanax because sometimes you get and then you just fucking. How much will you drink on that flight to Singapore? You think God, suppose they give you free booze. Those flights are super bad they're, not as bad. Let me let me ask you this. You should think about if you ever thought trying to manage the way your mind yeah. Thank you. Instead of thinking about medicating, it now just try. To put yourself in a position where you try to manage your paranoia or your thoughts. You guys are coming in so to reject them. And you some meditations work needs to relax. But what have you ever done? cyclic meditation. Why haven't I haven't done tm and everyone suggested tm however, the weird one right, a lot of people, think that's like very cultish. You know there was a lot of

criticism of that, but I know a lot of like super successful people like that, how weird articles on meditation people get like they get weird about other people trying to be enlightened. It's really interesting, like people start shedding on people like mine This is bullshit, yeah, okay, never sure sure it's it is. It seems like if you're writing mindfulness is bull like for you. It's probably bullshit, because you're writing a fuckin' article on people trying to look at things objectively with clarity yeah like and be in the moment instead of like be scattered in cast about by the momentum of their past and all these things happening around them, where it takes him out of control, the idea is to try to like be in the moment like sure how could that be bullshit? They can't be it's like. It literally can't be bullshit, 'cause you're, trying to just be like an easier person to deal with get through smoother smoother. It makes me like people of faith. I would love to faith

this stage of your loved up fifth great benefits to religious beliefs as long as they're positive religious police. If you could have a perfect religion like a religion, it didn't have all the contradictions in a pocket seeing crazy about like killing people. The are two different types of cloth or any of the weird that is in any ancient text that gets translated into modern times. If you could create something that do you like a hour like a rock, solid, sensible ethic that was based on like science and the? Reality is what we know and how vulnerable we really are and how big the universe really is going to drag rewrite something where they weren't control B with it they weren't asking for donations? They would just try like set out a way to look at the world in a clear framework, that's open to all possibilities, but uh cause you to move through this time and Space the most harmonious manner with our fellow brothers and sisters. That's what we all missing! 'cause, we're too smart for the old stupid shit, about people walking on water and coming back from the dead

so. I click it makes an allegory. Maybe it's a parable, maybe it's to make based on some ancient story. That means something different, but we lost it all in the translation. We need something else because what you open ended and people get Subaru concerned with it not meaning anything ultimately at the end. But what a it is for sure something is right. Now, if you have a good friend You enjoy your life, then it means, I think, for sure for right now, there's no denying that in the moment, it means We could be a nihilist, you could be. You have this fatalistic view of the future. But if you look at the moment right now, it always means something. It always means something to be in yourself. That's all you have. You definitely said some things that align with Buddhism, though yeah For sure staying there now yeah, it's all that was all connected together. People have had all these ideas for one thousand. Years with a result realize like moments in life where they got it right

those moments in your life. We, like ever near death experience almost get run over by a buffalo or something like that, and you just stand there looking at each other and it all makes sense yeah, but what matters is love and friendship and the moment the life that you're experiencing right now. I know this is cool right now, right now, like member that time, you didn't drink for five days. Long time ago in it's probably the way I remember riding a bike for the first time the distance by the way you're. Not hey. Can I tell you something once again we're secret time here? the last time I didn't drink for long stretch. I had this mode, clarity, where I went. I haven't made a lot of decisions as an adult sober like then pick to get into stand up sober? I was number one party on the country I moved to New York. We do believe those rankings

you think there's no one out there. That was all I can do it up the university Detroit, but a party animal does is these mother. It will call my there's. Definitely some maniac, that on top there were guys in my the guy named Colin, who little bowl one time it was so I passed out in the bowl and on the cheek and it burned a what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done. We fell asleep,

I can tell you one when I did it a week. Sober I give you ever gone down to grow and fell. Asleep, aren't posted no way? No, no! You have. How did Jesus Christ? Oh, my gosh give Narcolepsy Pussey fantastic was wonderful, but I was like it was gone with the wind newspapers in the morning, understanding midnight so he's getting up every morning like five hundred o'clock in the morning, and I was working every night and then during the day would work too. I do a bunch of different during the day just trying to like just pay. My bills. Always tired this way for private investigator. There was like a lot of what I did is drive around this private investigator when people, not only out of the a lot of it, is insurance cases like that. Meanwhile, I was always tired, like so tired yeah and at one time was going down. I was Contel. What is it what you do? She got so mad. She,

get so mad and mighty figure. Why didn't do that? Like I'm? Not I'm not happy to be that tired. It's like you're boring like I'm breaking this broke down. I was I'm breaking myself working, now I was still kickboxing. I was doing stand up comedy I was getting up in the morning I was delivering newspapers, somebody falling asleep on your dick. I was working all day, then I will get into the gym that I'm aspiring until you see that I was going out and doing stand up and after was doing stand up. Then I go over house and eat Pussyy. Sometimes it's black. It's like she was like halfway to comment. You could feel the horizon coming out. Almost nothing wait. Well come on. We got so mad at me. I was only twenty one or whatever it was. I went down a girl woman once well. Yeah, that's good movie come in there. Sometimes it happens, Kaiser plus trying to get our peanut butter fell. Asleep, like you know like when I

college like after making out but like you're still like cuddling, and I I start snoring and she was like fuck like this. Well. We felt, like you know, yeah I've had them snore how much time you have left what is this and what is bad yeah we got to do the best we gotta do this man and you gonna, tell me: come over his devilish over sober for October. Yeah. I know, and I'm not drinking designs I killed or die cast is that's. I wish you sold or forever I'm told her of how perfect either so I just said I came up with it all right yeah. It really sounds like a teacher yeah, so we're not too I'm sure they already bought. No, you guys didn't make a teacher so we're not over obrecht over.

Sell your mom's house dot com. I would never wear that. Yes, he's the one to describe what it okay guys time better and you have so over the outline of a like a soup that that picture Burt with like the obese letters that outline of right over to bird bird bird. What is this Well, there's something so there's sober for October lyrics, Jesus Christ work sober how 'bout sober him. It seems like that's good, let's just add to them, whatever raise money for cancer support, no fuck that or get drunk and party talks wrong with you. How what we do birds birth so born October? No one said that birth, sober. Not you can have a t, shirt that says so before October. I'm sure they'll turn out like a copyright on that Frank available right now. That's something people website! It's not going to do that. She might Getacigarette dot com. You can get those horse, that's why they get websites. They know That's what I did by I you by a bunch of stuff

Do you know that somebody made like not at our something made burnt, chrysler dot com, no well yeah, yeah yeah, once we decided is already out there not good either someone really give the guy a little slack. No no he'd means not conducted regard for. For that I have to hold a job first and they're all fatter than me. I know you meet them right, yeah I meet them hold on Joe, that's our fatter than me and you see their moms and their moms are fucking obese like four hundred pounds and I got your fat- and you were like at the time you would like I'm the same categories you medically medically, I yeah medically I was, did you ever so consider the possibility of those people are like tests given to you by the universe, see if you can. Navigate the waters of stupidity without barely getting. We can't get that back this skirt around them with like a key to like an old Steven, Segal demonstration, video I wish

I I just had I don't like conversation, so I just go yeah, I'm a fat fox, glide past, so you're better. Now I think it's I think. If we wait you and we will at TOMS will be less than you were during the way in challenge. I drink a lot of Titos and soda. You gotta you gotta pick a few times over in October, Bert Sobon October will get that site team. We buy that real, quick, Birch Sober October. It's over someone got it so wait, wait, whoever just bought it, send it to me and Tom Show, before October, no pills or anything step, charcoal pills if you need them, which will These are serious and your doctors note just now, you need to know a real number like how many drinks you drink a day. We never got wait, wait! What's the physical on top of this dead, four shots of four shots of of of vodka. How many should know when you land you get more? How many drinks do you have in a normal day? Today's watt Monday well normal Monday is not normal right. Now, I'll tell you right now, it's Labor day right, you're going to get you. I know that

I smoke weed. My alcohol intake disappears entirely and I start slowing down. Hence a three hour, I've only had that? That's not that's! Ok, if you set your scac but like it. So I went back to this. I don't like Scac. It did remind me Madison, so fucking rude, and so I know that if I go to Tommy's, I'm going to loosen up and I'm going to work I want speedos the pool yeah and then I wouldn't be shocked if killed this whole bottle. Today, in one day I don't think I will be shocked at what else. Shop is not a thing that came up in the company so and so what I'll do is well, we must I will weed myself from boost, but we never give us a number yeah how many a day, oh yeah, how many drinks a day? How many drinks is that how many drinks in drink. You know how many, how many double to double Tito's and soda and how many, if

number of drinks. No problem. If you're hanging out at a bar, let's say you're at a bar tt, two drinks playing were playing dumb, I'm afraid of youngsters beyond open honesty, honest be honest. We were not funny. Probably get like. Six would definitely be like a very common. Number twenty one, even because it's double as a low drawl, double six double twelve drinks and the bartenders poor, comfortable number. You mean, like that's the that doesn't mean outline and are you hammered at the end of that yeah? do it now, if I did, if I drink so hold on slow down. If I drink Let's say a really just have weed however, I just have weed. In some Denver. I would have to yeah smoke weed yeah and then I have two more to I go to bed spoke with force well a lot. A lot of I am parting tonight, early Stanhope. It

I mean I'll, I'm Here's the point to be as honest with you guys, listen Stanhope! No is under the bus super honest with you, guys, I'm being honest, but when talking to Stanhope, I do this. Do we do this in a podcast yeah and it stayed open? I was super honest about her alcohol intake. I wouldn't say I don't remember, we forgot immediately Stanhope. Well, tell you what one of the most beautiful things that standing up and I said is like people go yeah, I could drinking. So I I like getting a good night's sleep and out, I was told, stand up, is again that ridiculous. I go. Yeah I'm going to quit drinking so I can use chopsticks in the morning. Like doing a note, eating sushi sashimi in the morning like at like one thousand one hundred am after you've had partied hard. It's not doable yeah. It's a little bit of a struggle. Definitely doable what you doing on your hands, trying to keep

shake it. Yeah I've been shakes just questionnaire problem, What's that that's going to be? Let's listen, atomic upon moving forward! That's a true statement is not a true statement. Yeah! legit right now, right now, I'm we've talked about this bunch but like pushing myself way too hard. Then I have the capability okay. This is this is what I think we should do. What I think we should do in all earnestness. It's like we haven't. Even will, where in September way yet isn't worth worth today. Okay, why don't we? give ourselves a week, and we can do this again and sit down and see what you think about Not you could wean yourself off slowly or whether you even want to do it. I I do I do you know whether this is but I'm I really want you. I really want you to think about it, because I think that I think you could either

decide to not and just live your life. The way you live in very successful people love to see you party with them. I love you. I mean it's, it's a big part of the fun that you're you're, having you're enjoying with your stand up, comedy career, but legitimately, like as friends when you see some, who's taken in that much alcohol. You start getting nervous and you start going. Ok, how long can you do that? Like that's, that's tricky that's super day It's not. It's not dangerous. It really isn't bird that it's dangerous to have twelve drinks a day now, I did man. This is why I don't want to be honest, I know now I gotta. Listen, I'm sorry, no, I'm not taking the fun out of it, but I'm saying that if you do this is turning into an intervention. This is turning into this and she talking about. Just being honest, I'm being honest about that. No, but one thing that you have to admit is uh. Your favorite thing is like you do see like let's say if you're, if you're, examining let's say your last week: you realize it that that pays could not continue.

Hundred percent also noticed: why do people shop with you? No one can keep up with you. I tried once yeah no well that's our two naps. I can't come close to keeping up with you. We talk about it all the time like how the fuck does he do it like this the opposite of what I wanted out of this yeah. I think I think I think this is where the light turns into like people go. Should he's really got a problem? No, no! No! No! That's what it turned out. I just don't think this. Is me Joe. I can't you're overreacting. What I'm saying is you could live your life, the way you're living at right? Now, you obviously enjoying yourself- or I don't know if you think you have a problem if you feel like have a problem and I don't want to make any judgment whatsoever. I live. We want you to act the way you feel because you could Hunter S Thompson. This thing right into the grave and a lot of people have done it and they probably had a better life than people that have lived, sober and regretful and and deepen

well in Cali states of mind until you know their fucking body shuts down. I don't know. What's better, I don't know if a short life filled with parting is better than a long life of meditating wearing an orange robe. I mean there's a real good argument. There's not there's a real good argument that the party is a better life, but what I think about any type of situation like this is, I don't want to changed. The way you think I want you to fuck. You want to do that's why I said to Rei in the car I was like. I can't do ninety days, it's not really my brain up there. It's not the way my brain operates, because I would think so, but I'm sorry to interrupt you, but this is really important. Do you think that it's possible that once you've got into it and once you were in twenty days deep and you realize, like you, can feel better everyday yeah? I bet you keep going at that point right. You could if you want to part Burton, is going to get out of the first ten to fit. I'm not a fucking doctor. I don't know what it's like when people have withdrawal

Alcohol, but your one hundred percent right the hardest partying days or so records probably Sunday morning in the DC airport, yeah that'll be the hardest part and by the, by the way, I've definite. On this, like I've, definitely not drank for five days, I think it's totally doable and I'm not gonna die. That is the other thing that well we were a little worried about it. That is free. You have to admit that the concern for that like, if I don't think you're going to die, but but having the thought like hey my friend who drinks like eighty drinks a day he's going to stop drinking yeah have to it as a friend you go like the safe? No! No! No! I can't! I don't. I honestly. I don't see that the sex. I think it just rang again, because there's no way to define I think I think that if he can get past a certain number of hours the longer you can get past this there's like six hours. No, I mean this is really looks like listen man. This is It's like it's like gravity. It's like when you're closer to the planet earth. Is that there's a lot more gravity. You got to

further and further further, once you do, you can blithely saying I see right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the gravity of alcoholism. You are right, nearly wrapped up in it. I'm it's! I wouldn't, I wouldn't say, alcoholism because I don't live, but only because when you really call it call it, you gotta get out away from Mama June Babu and figure out a way to not need alcohol every day. I don't know, I think you want to call. I think you can do this. I think you have to do it, but I think it's a it's. A good challenge, we're we're down to see sixty days from thirty days, thirty, three thousand and thirty one days, three thousand one hundred and thirty one days or bust. Here's the deal just keep it rockin in the free world, Bert! Ok, if you can do to we're going to do it. So Herbert Sober October November Auburn. So are you?

participating like are you doing at the same time, I don't have a problem. I enjoy drinking 'cause, that's what alcoholic said. Go ahead, keep spinning wheel, but I like getting drunk is that we make. It is how you make it you know, or is it it'll, be an enjoyable for Maine, shaky, listen, I'll. Do it is super easy. They all do it. I could easily dirt. Do you feel? Do you feel like we're picking on you 'cause? That's what I really wanted to make sure we avoided it got serious personally got serious bro. Second, most the strongest amount of locking of you possible without hurting your feelings. That's where we're going! First of all, here's my look, he's everybody loves these women here. I understand that. I understand that. But it does we both you know older chronic abilities are on and we both know that when we did this faction in the ship yeah it got out of control like this.

You got anything like that, there was a and we were like hey. I know I like you right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what Joe just sending them and I'd I'd me that I've had I've had. Real moments with every single one of you and I know you're my friends. I know that you're, not you don't talk on my back all the back. Friends do I know that shut up, but Lakeshore like there is a part of me that goes like do something stupid. We keep our mouths shut. I have talked about no never talks about. You don't know what you're talking about falling man if it gets to the point where we can't mock each other. I just don't want to be here yeah.

Does it does sometimes you guys and you're like hey. Everyone likes me right guys on. We love you, but I I I I I see you're the best. He sat well yeah, hi If you subject, you could lose one thousand five hundred and twenty more than the other thing. If you really do this man, you will really trim that it's going to be first month actually it will ruin. Your brand will be like this until win marathons, but does he weigh one hundred and forty eight pounds? You will have your shirt to stage and how the shivers from being so fucking cold and then it's going to be weird they're not going to be Happy! We take your shirt off and get a six pack now he shred it. You got lots and do this. Oh, oh, I gotta stretch my back

so my dad lives in Florida, which is the only forty five. This sounds like, though, it's just a bird challenges that when I'm done, we should all get in on something. What I have that's one of the why I was saying like it's already three hundred and thirty: maybe we should like Now it works ok, but we have to figure this out today or was it your resume is happening? Is the challenge you can do this and then you have to fuckin' fake this in shape challenge against us about If I do this yeah, I get to pick the next challenge. You're, not it was so grossly said, and I know yeah did. I thought my book and he said like Garth Brooks and his his social media friends in low yeah is it is it out of? Is it out of the?

brand. So we don't know for me. It is for me to get like napalm like get people to help me back me and during this challenge or they'll fail that will make you feel better or something no like getting like standby panels that you do it. Oh ok and stand up is like come, if you're in I'll? Do it? Okay, that be great for everybody? yeah. We can get Stanhope in at two hundred and I would do if you want to get some balls want to try to get RON white I'll spit in your face shower today. I thought I will get what the fuck did. You just say to me is coming yeah, I'm from Texas. We just run away from sober sober October November. Also, some parts that were supposed to be sober October it's of October, and then whoever can then can join in if they want to like it would be cool to run into guys. What do you think your percentages? Are you fail or succeed course is going to say this shape he can run.

Sign AZ. Let's reduce a sentence up pattern. What's the number a hundred percent as ridiculous as no way almost nothing. Is that day your put your for your principal high school dies and he says in his will. I want you to drink one more drink for Maine today to question your big dick ulous. Let me ask you a question or what is the odds that you can run? One mile I can run my Ok, ok, you said like Berkeley right. What is that? Ninety eight percent, like a good number, that's pretty reasonable number one mile, it's so easy 90S were taking a partial disasters out of the equation like no productive. That's why ninety eight percent earthquakes, Lawson family animals in my dad, passed away you gotta drink, talking about injuries? One mile you can do one mile for most most likely, not one hundred percent. You could twist your ankle, you could twenty steps in and then you can do all that you could not miss ninety eight percent. For me, that's a strong number. So what happened? I can do it. Ninety, that's a good number.

Good number for like running flat. Now, when you run and hills like, are that that the trail that you and I went down- and we do that podcast together- that's not a nice They were so I think about that sometimes like. If I broke my ankle or something down on, how do I get out of that he will be called home. Was that's an option? There's no phone service down there yeah your crawl out of there, so I I so I mean we go to crawl, but I think I'm crawl out of there pretty easy for broken ankle. I think you get it change your percentage again. I think crowd. Pretty hard, I'm get now. Okay, what's your percentage that they're legit percentage, you can do thirty Oct sober for October surprise about truck over what what liberty percentage really think about it. Okay, right died, so I got it. I got it what's going on here, Bert So, if you want to flip a coin, it's a desicion away by the way, I think it rob, I think, is way more realistic than any of the other two numbers you give it learn about what about Kundalini Yoga ever hear Kundalini Yoga, Kundalini Yogi supposedly could do a psychedelic experience with.

Oh yeah! No! No! If I'm so little, Bitty told her 'cause. If I do this, when I'm saying doing Cund, Alini Yoga exhibit trip, gives you a true yeah, ok I'll, try it and you know Danny one of Eddie. Bravo yeah publical Spencer, the Greeks, great mother fucker, but he does it all the time I am really yeah. Yeah he's like legit, like he's like a yogi, and he says the kundalini gives you a complete total psychedelic state. I've never tried it. Why We should all try it together. That will count as one of those yeah, but if we do this If we get someone to you right now is, are you going to stick around here? Are you gonna just not going to go? We know, we know you want to in Asia for a month cellphone. You can't hang around here for sober friends over Kundalini yoga. There will be October, see if we can get, let's see if we can do it, let's see if we can meet the aliens,

okay, so what I have heard from people that do it. If you do it long enough and correctly, you have intense full blown SEN, Janick Psychedelic experiences that arrive. Will, mushrooms and DMT, and all that long enough? You mean enough times in a row or long enough in one time. That's a good question. I have zero experience in it. This is purely anecdotal. We all think too many people that I trust that have done. That had a good that have had psychedelic experience. Are we all going to do sober and yoga, or is it I'm down I'll? Do it I'm down hot yoga? we had one hold on one of him was a sober we talking we'd Ortiz. I can get into that place. I can get into the No we'd place from I don't know: do you want to be there? I said I'm working it's weird. I can do that. I can I don't mind on the cruise, I could do. No, we don't sorry ill over Iraq's over intense cardio. Intense cardio produces

the same sort of weird euphoric feelings. It's like we're not to start in your fat. You burn it off a little bit of that, it's cardio does is gives you that after we'd feeling, you know the after we'd feel the super high. In the end, with the tail end of it, you just feel great yeah I wanna just put with the box. Yet another will do we just in case I think we should think about this. Ok, we should think about. We should definitely do anything rash. We should realize that, are you guys loving this much as he loves going to Vietnam? well people, it doesn't even know fifteen days yoga, aren't you don't have any date scheduled going on fifteen days of yoga thirty one days, sober all about the whole October, where you going out what else you doing to Thailand again, I'm like! No, I don't make my own rice. I live off a backpack. I sleep with weirdos text him. No! No! It's just the fam who text him! issues, yeah girls, problems ahead, Overman riders on the storm; yes, three hundred and thirty three, this means:

about now we got it, we got it. We got there a little more fun. We gotta keep going. Ok I'm trying to think what this means. This means no no weed, on one hand I don't want to on the her hand. I think if he does sober but also smokes weed is going to be a stopgap to getting right back to drinking heavily again so again, say it again, that if you're allowed to smoke weed you compose propel you into drinking more as soon as we talk later, there's no weed around, but I can get drunk tonight. Ok, that'll last me tomorrow, I'll tell you that in wanna see. Once again, I have a have a problem with Teetotaling? So if I rank. I actually won't do anything because I get a little obsessive compulsive but permitting. We might change only when you mean by that time. I have a. I have. No t totaling means. I don't do anything right like I, I become really strict about it like have also because it means it happens if I

yeah. I had a little bit if I smoke weed out, probably in one the beer. Well, it's not a makes. Presently. We me like a problem with Tito, and I will probably Tito is obsessive compulsive the couples of Miss. I get like a seven days or I don't drink and I go fuck dude. I don't want to drink at all, even a problem, even you like nope, but you can just go higher on I'm not no problem, because the problem comes the first day of drinking again I get obsess about it and I can't have a drink because I go man, you do it so good, don't can drink. It's all the way you know yeah so like if I so I just more smoke weed, that's real, but I don't care if you guys do you smoke weed and do yoga there? You go! That's what you should do there go. But you'll see you'll smoke, weed and drink milk drinks. If I see those at the store- and you guys have joint I'd want to smoke, we should get together and do what the young kids would say, hella bong, rips and then go take some fun yoga class. I would do that. I do that helmet, which I did. I meant. Let's do it we should do it will give ice to get in on this. I do that

but teen yoga classes in thirty days, in you take on the road now you gotta do to get the rope on the road to the road runner road, fifteen yoga classes in hot yoga classes yeah, but you can get high as you want. Chemo, sabi and they'll follow the road, whoever device or whoever does it. I do whatever ankle bracelets wise. Were there any Grand Canyon, grand funk metal me accountable? We would move into a weird area if we don't trust each other. By the way we need is all. But I don't. I disagree with you, but I don't just part Are you serious on? I know I know at there's no way it be too crazy to say just trust me. I know you as your. You know him saying he's in great shape and he commanded by american, easy I've held for the be a hundred percent, unbiased, incomplete or clean. I've never tried it but ideas when they keep their body. Cams on. I had a glass of red wine with dinner, with the big okay, so

I'll, get a scram cam, yeah I don't want to waste grandpa, I do, and I feel I would need to be a wonderful opportunity for Bart to come clean. Just just come clean with us. I don't I need go gross can can look at the size of the you're not coming clean, but that, like you, don't like that, you're just eat there's not even a part. Bill, I don't think there's a possibility with life. I don't know if I can do right right right right, us two unless right, no, no! No that's! This is a binary things. A one and zero thing. This isn't like would be birds talking about before. So, like fine exaggerations, but when you're talking like one or zero, did you yes or no drink yeah? I trust you in my drink. I just start drinking again. Let you guys know I don't mind losing that he did not step script. The mission- I don't need it. I don't need it

I just purchased for me and some of the fans and friends here. I would appreciate it if you acquiesce. If you I'll tell you what I'll tell you what here's my deal coming up, you guys yeah, if you, if I do good cop bad cop in Chicago there somewhere, but on the road, I'm on anyone's Graham Cammy for a weekend. This is Graham Camp, so I would say about you slip on and he said coming back us one left lying left, side sober October October October, bye, bye, bye, also Birlik Tober, that's a great one thousand two hundred and ninety nine, so mazing mazing. The government gets over October October October October October s dot com, so do the fuckin' thirty one days scram. Of course

yeah you're doing script I'll describe him. If you need me to, I will I do I do I like to play Caesar shying away from the yoga part yeah classes, hot yoga classes. You can tag on that or I don't know how I do that I don't have a lot to catch up on what happened. Ok, he's doing scram camper. He should this grand cameo just saying nobody should Joe says no you're the deciding vote. Scram camera knows cramps cramps. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I was playing good cop, bad cop targets crying some men, sucking district attorney. Just came in Scram Camp Scram cam. We gotta, set up notifications for the three of us will all get a message: yeah, oh yeah, beyond this cramp, like hello, hello, hello, marijuana is acceptable during this. Like I said this is some shit. They like men, women do when they have role playing games like one plays the detective and the

wife, plays the lonely housewife domestically than I can help drinking martinis loser dick. He should wear it like before we start, and just if I can get hammer and let's see what the yeah. We should. We should right now this guys powerful Jamie coming up with sober October. Someone sent that to me. I want to take full credit. How can we get the website sober October? That's Kobart October. No, so much sober up, so you can see the fuckin' everybody bro Fish still go through townsquare dot com for the shirts, though it's going to go through it talks about his work. This time is going to do with it. Brett dot com is sober October. Unless you looking to buy tickets for all birds, us grave damage has as greater protection on screen September. Thirty. First, where are you what what the Dc Improv and does show you will want to be?

go for my first. My diabetes is a number three. I you can't drunk that night first September, the today the day when the day that starts starts when he's already in DC. No, no I'm saying but we're getting the October 31st is the last day I said September Amber okay, already, first, okay to October, for what? But what happened September. Thirty first, you gotta stop drinking by Yahoo. Dot, Obliga says drinking. You don't want to see what I wrote is going into sold by Okay October, okay, all right yeah, but so, if he starts at midnight, drunk so I went over. Okay glory is a hundred percent right, yes and stop. The thirty first of September is regular. Stop the thirtieth the evening of the thirtieth. I stopped drinking the tech to have a for full day of sobriety now. Wait. Wait! Wait! No! No! No! There's! Only thirty days in September September. Sorry. What I'm saying is. I need to stop a full day before or October, starts yeah.

Yeah: twenty, nine, okay, okay yeah, so I start you want me, no booze. So that's why that's? Why I'm stop by noon? Someone in a I'm not drinking the day. Great then you know problem should be held back in the day with my brain. Instead they aren't. We do we start at one thousand, two hundred and forty five pm to Bert story. It's the day for drinking. You say you don't drink. In today's episode brought you ice cram, cam brought to you by day drink him high risk offenders. It said this is the craziest thing. You've ever said. Well, two red plastic cups with I don't drink during the day, while you drink people love. The hyperbole of me speak in hyperbole. Doing that's beautiful. I speak like like, whereby even find a way where you always win, and that's a really important thing if you want to get by this drowning world of prosperity.

All right, so it is thirty days. Thirty, one days October, your October end, so I will enter October sobers what you're saying yes, okay, yeah right, okay and then, what's the physical part, the fifteen yoga session fifteen thousand yoga sessions yeah ninety minutes, not even the bulls in fifteen right by the way he talks and both you and I don't mind for the first week- hey you guys up find one that we can all do together like again, okay, go together. Let me let me already. Let me ask a question of this. This hot yoga, yeah so you're saying if it does get too hot into the danger zone, I can just sit on the side drink. A lot What are the side? You sit on your MAC on your break, a little water drink, a lot of water, but you don't have to leave safely. You don't have to leave till people see, come on man ' Are we adding that like? If you leave

yeah you should we leave it three minutes, you're a loser! Yeah! If you leave you look at even give me three times. We leave for four minutes each day. Here's the other thing. So that's decided! No, you can't be a loser, not even a few times fifteen. You can't leave three times and start doing yoga very seriously. Two one slash two years ago I have left class zero times what are you what else? That's the that's. The only other thing we about talked about They also say how much water have to bring in there to do that safely. Will talk to you today about a gallon of water flush before you honestly, I have like one of those flasks. I think they're called hydro flask and its giant just sitting there. It's really fat and wide like an elephant, Dick, not fill it up with ice to the top of like small ice cubes, and then I fill it up with water. So that, like you, know the has lot of room for water gets there and then, when I'm in class, for that ninety minutes, I'm drinking my devices

take a break now and by the end, you have no water left, pretty close, usually, just have like a little bit of ice. I've drank a whole. Sixty four ounce thing in a ninety minute class. It's hard to do man, but I think that's one of the things that's done in ninety minutes. That's what I think. I think it's a real different standard of sixty minutes. Henry yoga said the standard sixty minutes at Pussey when you can get through it. If you can get through fifteen of those in thirty days,

engine get through a lot of, but so you surprise yourself, I think you're totally right and the amount of discipline it'll you'll need on two fronts is great, but here's the thing you're such a violent. No, no, here's the last one, I'm real stakes. What I mean well, the risks thanks man yeah, you get, you lose your beard. Listen you had somebody yeah well tell that you have also. I bet my life well, ask you for what happened what's its pmr? Is it is a measurement of the height and weight yeah? I said: okay, you want he's cool, so just

I'm six four was doing man, now for enforcing negative stereotypes you sold out so well sandwiches as a measurement of height and when they got the nationality was going like no we're talking orders right, that's with him. How many tweets did you get calling? You will find a lot of them? I don't know

I've done everything I got my nipples pierced. I wanted timer for days. It's true! You don't like that! Well, your voice, breaking like Kevin Mcallister with you know. As I said, these boys have basketball game of nothing. To do with that, I was gonna. Fucking play the guitar with you guys are funny pizza. I was never gonna. Well, you went to Asia for four months to get out of bed. Sorry, went on a walkabout across Asia are you cannot reach him with no fucking two members got remembered. I met a guy in fuqing, something somewhere. It was like she can play with that really, I was surprised. Five times is probably for my skin is out duty.

Oh god, that's how many people had some people. Shame you like to meet more day, enjoyable to get man and also on the road after shows about going to pick. Show I be on the road and do it when I say something I emailed you, it's saying I was going to pay off with my test before I even left it with the last text. I said: oh, my god, you barely passed, Final letter point seven point, eighty five and you got it, but it was fun to pile on yeah. It was until you for real, now, the first fifteen to twenty days out there. I was talking angry at you guys for telling me I was a well sharks like his mother fuckers, I gotta fucking calm down Tamil Welsh. I just want to talk about measurement. I don't feel like I said you were. I tried to stay. I really don't. I tried to have it too, but the fans wouldn't have it like that, like the one they did, I loved it being somewhere in boo, yeah we're good

I will remember you somewhere and then I was like someone like you look skinny and some of those Thomas FAT and I go yeah I go well, I go so there's you don't know that we had a bet going. Then someone yelled Ariza due to get paper towels. Maybe I told the story. What always injure sorry, sorry use this in boys really five. It was a drop, the game of thrones that bother you at all. No, I bet you should you did you stop thinking of that it be blocked it out how bad it was now did with that now really for real time. If you told her like center stage and told that story was, was laugh lounge. How would you feel the let

it would be my new worst story ever that would be that would lower the standard. Would you feel like about yourself? Would you be like? Did I have a seizure? I'll be like I drink too much. I'm super fat stories. Size fits in your class yeah. Ninety minutes long, each. What are the stakes? What okay there we go, then we got to get to it started with you say you can put in a marathon what, if we do all these in my new studio, yep we can get in there month. We can get him, but you have to pay you get here. You are paid to tv money, Tom PAM. You make stick around a lot of money.

You have the road we have to do. I can see my family. We got a okay neighborhood with all those and talk to her. Take a walk on Saturday. You five one with thick yarn hand off the belt you'll be it can just a year the ways people when you need them us they're, always there and on site. All of us. I don't know if I can stay here. How much will be what the you want? The New York. It was October, hello. This is she best time of year. The heart does with their right. Listen this! You don't have access to me. I will write you a house, you

go on. Airbnb I'll pay for your house, rental, I'll pay for rental car, I'll pay for a rental car, the entire month of the money Toba who uses percent free for you, I will pay. I will We have food allowance, a daily food allowance home on men. Are you doing this arguing about that? I have a life, a story. That's why I'm not going to throw the money for every podcast you do with me in that time period this time. Brother have some have some fun do it this is now. This is a challenge I'm taking. I want you to be, but interesting. You feel like you're, not seeing your family for among all of us we're going to do yoga together, fifteen Times Thirty days? No sorry, that's can't skimp. My old life there lights for a fucking month. A chick you haven't fought yet is your whole life are Y. All you got it supposed to be on the e village wow you just called him out at all.

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Operating. I'm saying I want to be three thousand miles away from that. That's what I'm saying why doing something is not the right place. Yeah, you got to hear from all of October executive sort of financial arrangement I'll you a corvette. No, it was a walk in right around the corner, black one, a sleek new one, well, the civic with GPS. Listen that would help you drive a corvette like you got. I know you gave me, I don't want to drive it. You've, never driven one the tacky ever get on the highway to do that would be nice, but not every day, so gross no way, no way. I'm not trying or that's a separate bed about to begin. How about this What about like give me a sixty seven Mustang drive around in her bucket moderates are terrible. You'd want to resto mod. It's a lot of complications. What about

like if you're talking about a new car, a new code, I'm gonna be w and we had to go to London for a week so yeah. So it's it's here and that's how life works and you're not here it doesn't drive itself. It's not like her. Right. But I'm saying what, if I go to London for a week for press, but I think I do what are you doing? Come back he's fine, we going to London for press yeah. I gotta go to Chicago I'm doing here for three days. It would probably be what are you doing for press in London? What's going on in London? I could do Netflix brought up restaurant in London now and your shed like. What do you do, radio over there? So Japan chosen radio and podcasts do this, you gotta do that. That's why you gotta be so petty, like you have stories, you're going to arrive with stories and you can do sets out there as well or just say that for sure thing scheduled yet or no, no, no urine urine, urine, urine So so, how many days is this? You talking about

over and they go from here to the street from here to the jokers cruise menu early this summer I got to meet in New Orleans a couple days early. I don't know when I buy right now, the next five hour flight, the two days before no yeah we're not before, because I can miss Halloween, all, maybe I can the kids are used to having you around her looks like it's a bad father. Let's do it I I remember, flying. Okay, okay, okay, got to stop this. You know, I don't know it's off for hours finish off that we're not going to charge him. Okay, we were not so bright over his overall finish it off. So what I can actually finished off and corrected. Okay. I think we should talk about this and I announcer on future part future. Our this is the one that is one ready, okay, so brought over over okay, sorry October. What's our over Cesar is here all right towards doing if we can figure it out like the core of it

black. I I'd love, not that's personal pain. To me. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yellow corvette all together already come on. Bro welcome, okay, all right zero. So if you kill bill, Should we hold hands while we do this? So if we do that, if we do that, if someone doesn't do it, then what happens twice in four hours? If someone doesn't do it. Yes, and I have to fly home to me my family for three days and come back and go to London or whatever their face it here. What was the six stakes? Ism Is this some money right? No, I have a sobriety related how about the loser has to throw a party for the for people in their honor, and you have to do like ice sculptures, make it crazy I fucking hate you that's a great idea when we do quite well she's all decks right all day, all day all pointed at first mouse

yeah. That's right! Yeah, yeah, the I cultures, art like half limp dicks of dripping down the little guys, yes, six longer for them to like break off, and they all going to burst. If you yeah, you yeah, if you're driving it because if you come out of this, is good enough to show how many dicks, what's really in your face what's the measurable variable for like, if everybody gets to it like how you would you drown in Istic, know know how do you? How do you know what? So, if we all do it, they would do the decathlon, then the loser, though ok, so it carries over. That's what I said before Belong, which he said before wasn't as a set of marathon. What he said before Thompson before was that he couldn't do ninety days. But if he did do ninety days, then you could get the challenging us to a marathon which would never know the winner. The winner announces the events for the decathlon for who's

best thing shape. That's good, that's good! So, in the loser, the decathlon pays the winner of the decathlon, the party yeah yeah, so so here's what we're doing ok. Thirty days sober October, fifteen one thousand five hundred and thirty one days sober October are in October. Yes, I can Look in the loser also have to shower the winner in good words and praise. I would love for a period of at least four minutes interesting. Maybe we should do the opposite be a winner should shower loses the river itself to re, build their self esteem hello. This is terrific defeat them yeah. I think it.

Things will burn up it's going to be hard, that's alternately! What were made for black people acquired up at that point because for sure, but it's getting die off round thirteen yoga classes in six or seven days, no boots. So once you fail, can we all just stop at the stop talking to me directly to the competition we're all doing? Who do you think this table would have the hardest time quitting booze? I think, probably, for sure police say who's undecided, probably ARI, no way, that's why there is such an ally or Mari drink for the first, like fifteen years. I know I trick at New York because it's a New York thing to do. Yeah he barely drank in LA I give me a drink. It is amazing. I shot you go no yeah! You may, if, if that man during during those discussed it what's wrong with you hi, this is a very sober from alcohol, on October know who's. They have a hard time starts on Ok, that's nice! That's beautiful! moment with the hot yoga yoga have the easiest time.

I Joyo of what a hard time saying it doesn't want to vote. I never do it that much. I never do it fifteen days. He does it with our two days. I never do it at the most I've ever done it ever is. I think I did three times a week once I've done twice a week multiple times most of time. I do one time a week. Okay, let me ask you a question. If I pass souten one people have dragged out and they dragged out. This is going to lose. You lose you lose you lose. You look sweet taste in your mouth and then you don't have a partner. You lose against your will. They take you out of there. Ok, great I'm getting people to take you out backwards in getting people getting, will cops I'll, tell new black, Listen all you have to do is when you get to like you gotta, it's really on scouts honor when you get do an unmanageable state of heat exhaustion, just lay down, it's called Sevas and I'll lay down flat and just chill out and then, when you feel like you, covered a little bit. Then you get back on a regular yoga

he's going to be a little bit, is pretty aggressive. Few minutes yeah ninety minutes is better because it shows between sixty and ninety. That's rates, the girls from the women I'm saying, okay, I'll, be the women are the really girl here, I'm not even I'm dying to go the whole time yoga. It's a power. Lifter he's not even like three times in a five minute break three of the females hearings, no break! I'm no issue challenge no breaks. Posies bullet that would be a little challenging for you guys as well health wise. I think that super challenging yeah yeah. I will quit drinking and do the yoga. All you guys have to do is not drink, which is the challenge is not an option and then do the yoga, which is a huge. I think what we might all fail on that then what happens not even at one time we gotta break fence that I could do it and I'm the one who does it all the time? So we should be able to do it. Two three five minute breaks through

break arguing as much as this I didn't like. I could point, other challenges me not drinking, no brakes pitch, know you'll, feel sure. Failing that, I'm thinking myself and then the person who wins at Challenge- pics the and guess the main that account falling bent. We do the capital one dating app for me, like some sort of a physical event, like what kind of should be level one day of my crazy capture like getting ready school track meet. Basically, the benefit be scrapped when we set up the bed choosing an Olympia. You let's say you know you're like well the best sprinter whatever, so we have to do that this sprint, I'm I'm the best at this. Whatever pull ups, you be like. To pull a you name, the events, how you know the way if you win all the the winner needs all the events which is named all your favorite yeah yeah, I was a hold on that makes sense. Burnett suck! Do

fix my bed dominating million fuckin' nachos. Be like no! No, no! No, it's not visible, but it's a physical events. We don't have to have some say you have more more say. What would you choose if you had the opportunity to create a gantlet gauntlet of different difficult exercises? I got it for four hundred and forty uh. As of one hundred yard dash, but three or four, more so sprinting A4. Is one quarter mile quarter mile and then huh r dash. Ok, there's two two run it break in here and say: that's a long distance from a marathon. You fucking know know, but that's why I think that's right. They got excel. That's where I think that excel you asshole,

it's closed so funny. I do an eight hundred and eight hundred in a sprint. I definitely do a mile running stuff. Nobody, no swimming, no flocking hold on. I get to pick the Fuckin' marathon. That's why I picked up wait a minute you, so you think that you could win one of these things. I could win a number of these things. Do you think you could win I should warn you. Do you get when you know the way we think only it's today, you think Ok, I definitely got Tommy in this right now, Oh. He just said right now there's no way with one hundred no way no We could be in a mile for sure only you would have my oh. I definitely be you in a mile. I did. I beat you in an eight hundred. You know that where do you went on a sprint off the blocks? Yeah, I beat me to sprint. Undone. Now things said by the way. This is why the decathlon is going to be interesting, 'cause we all bigger events, what we do is everyone who doesn't come in first place, I had after

come in first place because I didn't drink for a whole month and I did the yoga right. He could beat him a sprint question here is actually somewhat summary list. Of course, of course, there's no problem we're. Obviously, if you win, you should get to pick two events and let's have a listen, listen, listen, listen, listen! Listen! Listening out here about get me wrong in their mouth. Let's see, let's say it's five events in the cavalry I'm just making it to cap on. We have to call duty contact. Decathlon has to be four track. I can six field events a total of ten of them not to stick on the meter sprint. One hundred and ten meter hurdles. Four hundred meter event: one thousand five hundred meter event, long jump, high jump, ship tracking with swimming pool. Volcano, don't want those were not doing swimming biking running, we met, we met in the camp on in their life

We're saying, vote for track for track. Work track No, I said I wanted to give Tom advantage. Let me draw a man stuff, kettlebell over a over a hard cheeses. Can I involved in this or you know you are definitely involved in some of our job. So I want out of this is for me not to drink a lot, we don't need to do yoga with you. We'll hang out. We have a good time all throughout October, hold on hold. You guys are nuts or to have them, and then we all beat me in a hundred yard, dash Well, it seems unlikely. It's hold on special bonus points. If you beat Rogan in any event, is it I just I'm a lot lighter than you man and shabu, yeah. I mean you're, both in great shape, but he's got justifying her confidence. I wouldn't be confident to say that I would beat you if you aren't so confident to say: you'd beat everybody in my kids horse,

the kind. You know what I'll become a japanese guy walking out and pride in addressing, but you're not coming across your computer Chrysler an I'm faded. Seventy eight pounds lighter than you at least two hundred and fifty I'm not being nice, your three hundred and fifty how much do right now to studio twenty two thousand two hundred and twenty two. When I get up I take I think in the morning, and then I weigh myself I'm about one hundred and ninety five they might do but that's an advantage? Let's definitely hi everybody that I do have like welcome to the muscle twitch. I got that long straight. You do that run. I do with. We want. Okay, what's it like yeah yeah, but I it tell me when tell me so I would love to do it. I'd love to do it, man, because I will listen, listen that on your on the hike I miss our plane, I loved it and I was like I know you guys.

Join for the up hill, no over there yeah you get down to the basin and I was like I would never. I would never be able to do that because I would have would be open internet up hill, no honestly man, it it actually dilates your lungs. I do cardio after I smoke weed all the time. I can't do this go longer because you lose your lawyer. Doing literally can go longer, yeah really yeah, but you know I think No Jim rise as liar thunder in is that yeah blaze, but those Michael for their on the cool. My and all this is. It would be nice if we all did something just like your weight. Loss challenge did, but I think the weight loss. We might have missed the mark, quite honestly, with the idea that you guys could dehydrate hydrate stuff, we didn't miss them because I said that's why they were in three straight days. No, but I'm saying yeah, but because they wouldn't listen. Are you wrong because it's super bad for your body only bad for your body to be that dehydrated. Three days in a row. Not drinking is not bad.

Not nearly as bad as dehydrating yourself like that drinking is normal. Your body is normally processing alcohol if you drink in a normal basis, your liver processes, when you dehydrate yourself, like fifteen pounds of water or like a yoga class, your body is not firing right before OZ, while you're in class you're going to do great again. If you can have a gallon in the middle of the class, I do think wait for the people are going to be hold on what if they hold on it before you go, and you do that way. I just gotta stop hold on the three of us. I think twice. This is mark. I don't wanna, be again, you gotta give me a chance to pee ridiculous I'll, never make it almost never make it. This is all mental. Why would you not be able to do it? If I can do it? Of course you can do it. There's different sizes. That's one reason you can do it. Man hold on you. Gotta, let me pay, if I run it out, will come back in another sixty seconds until you get ninety seconds. Ok, here's better! Better! We're going to put plastic down! I'm going to let you pee your pants. You gotta, hang in there

you give me a bottle in a corner where no one can see it? I can do that. The corner like somewhere like a wet like if they had that the function room we have the sheet in this? Is his escape clause? No come on. You can limit the pings particulare. You can't do an hour and a half of the Mpi might not. Sometimes I can sometimes I really have to do is hedging. His death is p before you go into class and you'll be so dehydrated. While she was going on, we will be drinking water, you won't even have to pay if I don't have to be able to bring it out so bad. If we want to be alone, I can say I'll. Take somebody with me to show look he's actually paying or you could just hold it in remove it you couldn't hold for sure. I've tried life depend on you holding something times until half. Can you will use you male repeat let's there I'm a Jew, We have a lot of weight

set a new stereotype that is God, I'm a Jew EP, I'm just saying I'll: try not to pee but like come on guys. I really have to pee, but he's going to do it in my pants I'll. Tell you what there's not a chance in the world there's a way that I could have to pee so bad that I could called in for an hour and a half. I tell you what five p because my pants are Batman Superman my pants in the fear. That's interesting I'm saying you can leave. Will you vow to PA before every class of other people for a because I listen if you have to get a lot of water before hand this? Let me not having to pee now when I think about it all crazy. Do they have like you know much water in the first five classes, no more peeing there. You go. Can you get a class flareon in the class?

If you find me a safe class now, I'm here, if you gave me safety state space where I could kiss in public and not to fucking dribble torment, say no asparagus, motherfucker can we please all get together to pick the car for him, and yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. We get it in there to look at what was still very you like to have no terrorists on that Yellow Corvette You can do anything you want can't you know, let's get the new ones get the new ones. New ones are beautiful hungry. If you could pick a car that you can drive like, if I owe money came free yeah like what kind of car would you, Like a new camera, I don't know why would you do that? Four runner Mariana log into that thing in your bag, you that thing and it fills up that bag. Job security Double solution has been reached.

Now pick up his car that we're gonna be all right. So what kind of car man the yellow I get the car I never got into like? No, you don't need gaudy. What about like a b M w, I wouldn't have a four runner. Okay well for running this simple, it's very nice enough, but like so we compromise. Can we come up with a good deal with somebody who wants to go to Joshua Tree or something like that? I could take away from Maine yeah they're, really good off road cars and Toyotas are like bulletproof, yeah they're bad ask those are great. Okay, all of our hid them elsewhere. If it's like a really nice night were like, I can go out there with her drink, yeah well, the truck yeah yeah yeah for sure for sure. Okay, can we

but one look. We don't no, no, no, no yeah, but this is not the enough. That's not going to talk, get it right. Maybe we should get it wrapped with that. Was that one one he? mushrooms t shirt that you came out with the crazy cartoon fame, mushrooms. I'd have more of an issue saying noted that I see the Valken value in that we do this. What am I doing? This research is on the ranking? No, no! No! That's good! What about I rent you, a car, and I put that all over the car is that ok, no, not myself sober October, but I can hear no, how about yourself,

He has a pretty great on the hood of free trade that one can only got one moment of this hello. Are you know? I don't have gloves and a no name about no name look. It turns you left. Look to a for over here about would you like that? What about? What about? What about have to be what you look like? It's still riddled poses sideways naked on each side of the computer. Now I thought dangerous enough No, that's the one! That's on your hood there without the art of great ok, it's ARI without the great, where's olive garden, one big one each side side or just download one. How about one on the roof of the car? The roof.

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Fifty dollars american yeah he's of a vehicle I am but they're they're, letting me borrow one of these. I'm gonna get a six speed. One of these folks, thanks for your prompt, just come out. Press cars will review it. Carmen to that thing is how monster login think that yeah on the front hood scoop. I know it's good with stores. Yeah are you down with this? Please say: yes, please! One of these. I swear to God, I will read, I don't care for it, but I, Yeah I like it. If you drive it, you realize it's a God dam, two thousand and seventeen spaceship wow I think the zero to sixty in like three seconds I think it's too cool and to bring it down a notch. No, the fact on the tail a car has to say

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not believe, he's concerned about this while you're out there. I don't think we got as far as I thought we were going to, I know shut. Right, I mean we're four one slash two hours in because my father would barely have barely have a handle on how the fund this is going to go down. I heard handle thought about Tito's. So does the zero one see you put put up up, pull up to the seventeen Camaro Zl1, Nurburgring time. I think they just got some insane Nurburgring time. I think it was faster than the Corvette Z. Six that's across The car man, America, is doing some. Study ship. Now, man did we developing these vehicles there just off the now. This one is the most exciting new american car in in years, yeah for sure EAST and it's a it's an affordable Kerr comparatively compared to that kind of performance of the other cars like seven minutes and twenty three seconds the Nurburgring that's fast for the nine slash eleven Gt2 rs, that's just uh

a Mclaren F, one which is like well? How much is that, like a million times more than a million, and just under the c, six corvette zero six and the Dodge Viper ACR? So it's like one. Second one second point: seven under the dodge, viper Zr1 is like seven hundred and nineteen So it's a crazy, crazy, fast car is the point I mean the is it rain like one second? Here there is just a lot of that times. It's like understanding the corps course conditions, driver error. When you talk about the really close margins. So it would have it's. It's super car, an absolute supercar I said, and I I never got into cars, but I think that's I so much fun. Sure, but I'll probably drive it on the open road and if I die, this is on your heads, sure on it, do you feel, like you can't. Let me php on the. A bunch of water before hand, and during that it's like you just tell me, I'm gonna lose the tale. The car has to say got jokes, but the as

compromise. I can cut myself I'm funny guy or comedian comedian, funny, guy with this big. Let's, how about do you think? I'm funny? No way I let's see website yes, no, no okay. I need a laugh like laugh like it and then you go number suck dick for chuckles, but that's good. Let's do that. We got through a lot on this podcast. I'm super glad we did it Ok, so then we choose the decathlon. It's three events. Three events. The winner gets four. What is the cheapest gas line like physical events? Yeah like runs to find out if anyone is really in fitness, so everyone complete sit in here still here. So not like. It's like a problem that you're writing like you're. Talking like this near certainty is so hilarious. You have thought about my mother reaching up arm

sounds like my mom after jazzercise. I love your level of delusion, though it is so not delusion that wasn't reality. Ok, let's get reality like where is the sky so how fast, yellow this week, you like the hardest core trump banners like we're, still doing a great job by your problems at all in great shape, I'm not in great shape. Why I didn't set alarm for one time to reach in number of sandy one time I go. I said something about being famous ago: bro you're not famous and I was like. No, I definitely am and you're like no I'm not famous you're, definitely not You may also you Joe yeah Joe and Joe, and I was like oh, that was good. It was good leveler of what fame, it sounds like you get wrecked a couple of times it's like a day or a day, if you get recognized at all in a week, you, like that's crazy, but I think the fitness thing I think

I don't drink. I feel like I feel much better. I feel like going back in time. You do another game of Thrones thing. Free Download pilot song The second episode now, thank God, Raven took over the boys body's eyes, rollback deep into his head, hold or protection, so various penises acyls in your face problem oh yeah, okay, if everyone does the thirty day challenge yes, then We do a decathlon. When are they? Why do you want to do like a physical copy? I don't care, you pick it, how about the fucking parties after the thirty days, and if we all do it, then what

now what I'll check? Okay yeah! We should make this too complicated because he does keep doing them after our realizes that Ellie is way better than New York inside stay stay deep in the November, India make it legal that, because I'm the best month into New York out best, all my God, the bagels thrown stoppable about and now, Dogs are very the goal. You go and no, I'm not kidding the back of your card. Then I was gonna say not not hitting yeah we're. Just I'm not can I'm not kidding, but then we got a lot of exclamation. I don't think that I'm not talking about that. All the little thing that I'd like to I'd like it. Can you believe that okay, I'm not too I like not, can I am being hardly have a lake party at the end all right way way. Right, but as soon as we looked at outcomes that paid for it and we're leaving a couple days before, Ok, so my god they did it. They just leave it just like that. That's perfectly just wait: hold up aesthetically, All the side should also be you mouth. It's a perfect car. The colors of the the looks

dude. It looks great red and pink it's not pink. It's beautiful! It's white with pink, it's all pink blue with thank I mean honestly, I think, should be bright. Blue perfect. However, we do whatever we have. We give you a full pink rap and then that's the cover Probably I'll. Do the bright blue light go back? No, no! No! No! No you've already been bought, you been removed. So that's! That's intentional! We get you a hot, pink, glitter or break a month. What hot pink Camaro

No, no, no come on sims already done that. I'm packing up all my God, bring up the amazing racist stuff on the car to a website where people could enjoy your previous wildest. I've been amazing. Grace is on the website. You know it's gonna, Google, it was a different age. Now says: I'm the amazing racist, it's a hot, pink camaro in the back says: I'm not Angelina Jolie. Now, I'm not doing that in the car is a blue, black or white as a rap, or we can go right after that, but I just think it doesn't go as well. No wait! Actually no way. I can see that well. I do that I will not. I will get laid for a month. You will, though I bet you won't either you start wearing like an artificial fur coat and just go deep. How about those? hello glasses that Hunter S. Thompson used to wear all the time like aviators, with yellow lenses. I love how about that, because I was saying I'm saying: let's go deep, ARI! Let's take this to next level, how about you where

like a little further on you, have to wear wardrobe that ever yoga class can't wait for yoga. I can't wait to kiss your face sucking hard to wipe your pants definitely wearing yoga pants press, your cock right up against your side, your legs, everybody would say like Jesus. Are you oh yeah, I'll, take five pills beforehand. Would you that might actually help your performance. Stuff, the sorts of performance, enhancing drugs yeah some sort of performance yeah it does. It's like it works to enhance your performance. Certain athletic events banned certain events, so some things are partying. Ok, like I feel like I said that, but somebody told me it was wrong and I forgot make sure that that's true like do they is via. For a band in the Olympics. I think I'm going to say this: is it really think about Justin is no Johns in Bagger Vance Warmer seen a bunch of other shit in it? I don't think that's true. I think I think actually Jeff.

Give you the you, the guy might have explained it to me. That's not true. Takes the stage. Show. Ok, mistakes were the states for doing it or not doing explain. Viagra is not currently listed as a banned drug in Usada sports, or not. I'm going to be sad. Ok! Ok, so if everyone does it, if we do it, if we don't do This takes what's going on here. Everyone who doesn't complete the whole challenge has to throw like what do we do five grand love, not everyone's, no, no, no money, money Money Party Party, someone's gotta, pay for it yeah. Obviously the person doing it. Before, but I make it nice,

the money? Yes, but what you decide to do with it? Okay, you got a lens in a dj, are just kind of the party you can have a party that would be super annoying to go to. No, no, I don't want to make it fun for everybody else, yeah. What kind of party with that being one I went over there. One stand over there, connection yeah! You can give me the best they'll come. Are you can invite them? If you wanted to bill, he's got a kid men's busy young bill go dot, will go yes, okay- and I quote, I do not like Burke pressure from you know: you're such a liar, so dot raise hello there. This podcast took a day. Okay aren't so we gotta go yeah yeah, yeah, eight hours in this business, okay, okay, okay, so so no longer answer, that's straight! So our server to over yeah and you and

bracelet in days of high eleven days, a hot, you know where bracelet we'll figure out this party thing. We should throw like a really cool party that we'd wanna be at yeah yeah, like the M class, there's somebody that does class. Clearly, when there's obvious like some spin, that its main you gotta win. One hundred percent, 'cause, I got high ninety eight percent and scratching and Robin you'll see well. What are you going in going to be only. How do you win? If we all do it? I think our is going to tap out with the yoga. Probably true, but this is the thing. This is the thing just a thought process that would allow you to jump ahead and say I'm going to win. We don't even know what winning is. That's why this is so ridiculous, like if winning, if we both do it, how you going to be meeting me they think you're going to write so tell me now we both do it hurts? How do you win? I am a Mickey mess.

I can send some human deaths door like we all do it. It's going. I can't go in is going I'm gonna fail. We don't have the option that will help. You said that you're going to win and how could you win? Why would you be so quick to jump to the idea that you would with way I'm groomed carefully, considering liability either out of even winning, I believe in winning wow bro, you like American, you should be a bald eagle, I'm a little competitive and it went once this challenge starts committed either. Don't we have a right to let me to lose a? Yeah I will not lose. I will not. Who's. Gonna mazing, I don't know for yes what happened. He lost the lost weird over one. We should believe him. He says he only sense. His record stores believes I mean I hear what he's saying and I want to just believe him. What's wrong, but I mean you tell me: what am I scalable my goal? Balloon go, run twenty miles scream and I feel like he

Marathon, easy easy, but I'm like really great. You know I go one step further. I think you didn't say what we're on yeah and I feel like he's quit drinking, for Many days numerous times, less uh and I feel, like other alcohol is going to be full cues to grow and Rogen, and she feared you fucking assholes ganging up on her friend when he needs you most. What he needs you to do is validate all of his exaggerations bulshit stories hyperbole. What if they all do it? What, if we all do it, don't do it where the stakes

do we split word or if none of us do it, we can continue that as long as I continue to be, a trip should be a trip, a trip trip, 'cause, that's what we did last time. I think the party, though, is like it's different and it has to do with. I mean it's at the size. It is not all. Are friends taken up comedy fun, just do a real party have open bar music guest list, music, music, just full band that was paid for it. That sounds fun, cigars, joints, alcohol, full time. So we're all great. The entire month of October. It's on it's on sober. Fifteen hot yoga October. You can pee twice. No, I pee when I have to pay I'll come right back in and you have 2p sessions for the home. No, no, no you're making me look to pee. I will try not to pay bills, one out p and come right back in or provide me a safe scenario by compete in the in the room. Will figure it out on the curtain. Hot yoga, no booze, Sober October is our website. We got it Sobre, Bert, Bert, Tober,

so we don't have to go back to, but he lost in so many grabbed it. While we're doing it was trying to check out, on another website. Please so could solicitor do one for that fact, no they're not going to a still give it to a minor on it might be. Some suppression is like industrious no, no! No! No! No! No, but you know we were buying it. Thank the good side. Obviously, if you listen to podcasts, you know what I will buy the, but if they need to make sure that no one else got it could be that maybe they realize that, unlike all yeah, my mom about here, to give us to give me the twelve dollars for to be. It doesn't need to do it. Oh yeah, do it all through social media? We could do it another place that we have to. We will documented social media fifteen days of hot yoga. Thirty days of sobriety,

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I'll, be in LOS Angeles September 13th during a storytelling show in the main room, the store it's going to be great. And then tickets go on sale on Friday, new, whatever pre sale on Wednesday for Boston and Providence, and what are you doing in Boston doing the Wilbur for the first time. That's all in like January, and I got a storytelling show in Denver at the comedy works also in January Austin sale. Now the whole tour will be there. Wilbers Wilbur's on my short list for film on my new Netflix Special, really wish. I said Netflix clear Netflix Netflix, This was really yeah yeah. The Wilbur is on a drunk fatbird dot com. Do we have it? We have it? We have it, we got Yahoo, dot com wow we're going to build that ship has a short list for where to do my netflix special, it's going to be. My short list is Austin at CAP City, comedy club

Boston the Wilbur and I'm thinking a couple other places a couple of small place. But those are the two places I think, I'm leaning more towards comedy club, but the Wilbur is like three comedy club stacked on top of each other. The Wilbur is like deep are very shallow. Rather it's only three hundred seat, three floors of 300cc yeah. It's great you never done it. I just on my resume for all its five When are you doing the Wilbur into German or I might go with you? I might go with you just to see what it's like to watch set their feeling again 'cause. I have to make a decision somewhere around January, when I wanted to make the decision where I want to be, I will say: if you do it at a club, Keep in mind I'm doing my special at the Trocadero Trocadero Philadelphia. All the chocolate here with you The place is awesome. It's got a lot of like, like is Tom, and I had a like. Every conversation when you did the truck people said Tom

consult ticket and then he sold was can't fix. Now I did, I think, four hundred and forty five something that, but I think I five shows the truck now Phillies in at the what remains an epic Comecei too, because it's five shows the trouble think of the four five and remember him on those five trust me. I know your store is better than you know, while impressive man they have helium swung by the end of the country, that's that a great class on the spot, I'm thinking of going and maybe That's another spot. You do a special special helium. There could be real helium's hard with I'm doing a fair amount. We are ex the cameras, those see you have to lose in such a tight space. Do you, though, I thought it was today with what they can do today with cameras. You know if you could really like put a lot small cameras up on the wall I'm on the wall, get all your footage and then decide what you pick in the only reason why you would move from the center shot is if someone gets in front.

It can really strongly yeah. This is what gives budget Rihanna problem. You could spend, let's say four or five hundred thousand dollars hold on just a letter to me bounce. This is my feeling on on stand up on television. Now, as it stands, I feel like one you're watching someone in the audience is sitting there in your watch them you're, seeing them like from the waist up right or close to it at the store. Some of that it's like perfect environment, the icehouse same deal, perfect environment. That's how you should watch it home. Yes, watch it flat on with no edits the only time I think you should ever so side to side as if you have to edit something or if someone is doing something, that's uh I think it's you want from a I think it's a little when I watch tower boring when I want to really watch them up your I automatically on his own shifts back and forth. You get to choose what you're saying you look over the piano guy you're, not looking straight on at this stage. Full time as long as what they're saying is funny and it's good and there,

into a how they can throw as well? I don't think that's the best way to do it, because in your conscious of the fact that changing angles, why does that enhance the bit? I don't think it does. I think we thought that it does because they do With everything else, like music videos, rock and roll concerts, anything that people do they go at it from different because it it'll sort of stimulate your mind, but I don't think if you want to see a stand up comic Joey Diaz in the oh. Are you so his head on and it's perfect, sometimes you're. Looking at his waist something well. You know what you want right in his eyes. You can do that when you watched him from the waist up. You can do that if you're watching for where the hell are you arguing that you should have? I think you should have different angles. Someone lost different angles, songs? I'm? I this myself, and I tried to call using sets from me going like I've been on tv. So for a while, I know what I'm doing yeah. I still got a letter of cameras, including a jigsaw, was even for something that you don't ship. I bought it already

It's my replies. Rally at drone comedy works. I couldn't do it drone bro, the manager on pilot but you're good, I'm super Sears so No, you a super serious how I'll be in Does your does special special two nights before the Fox Theatre? In Oakland, and when I go to that are on to the Sony Centre. At the end of the month, I have a bunch of dates up go to Tom Skerritt combo. Only tickets available for toms late Show in Denver there just a few, and I know that because I was just in Denver and I was saying that every show 'cause, I got nothing, but love in my heart tide in thank you. Denver might be the best place to do comedy in the world. It's awesome might be it's right,

there's a certain there's that they're in the mountains there they're kind of freaks the survive, Those are the people that travel from the old West and there's a bunch people that move there, 'cause weed legal yeah and the money's flowing like water, it's cool there, but it's a weird spot, so weird spot, I'm doing the Belko. I think I'm there in November, or something like that that Belco Theater, that's awesome to Denver is the shit I say dates: Eugenol Singapore Sambar night still have a solid, having room to move to Singapore, going to walk up market yeah yeah or that on how many people live in. Your points are expensive. Speaking with all of the yeah, I don't think this is it. Thank you. That's all in this, so no! No, no, no eleven live Sydney on the 13th Melbourne on the 14th Sydney again on the 16th and it's been on the 19th like it from there I said well worn wrong. His moment even Madeleine yeah, all right

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stay away Deborah anyway. That's it for today conference. We will be back quiet, soon, in fact, will be back tomorrow with UFC Bantamweight champion of the mother Fucking World Cody, Garbrandt I should be good time. We have James Damore, the Google memo guy is going to be here on Wednesday. We gotta lot shitta workout going to do it together. All of us alright, bye