Tom Papa is a comedian, actor, writer and television/radio host. His new book "Your Dad Stole My Rake: And Other Family Dilemmas" is available now on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/Your-Dad-Stole-My-Rake/dp/1250144388
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uhm. I guess today is a beautiful person. I love this guy he's a good friend of mine
the whole hilarious stand up comedian and just
a really good human being. I I really enjoyed Tom Papa. It's got a book out the books called your dag you're, tired. What happened there? Your dad, your dad stole my rake and other family devout dilemmas? I love him he's awesome.
Please welcome Tom Bob, the Joe Rogan experience who's a mother. All for I am a man of letters now, you're an author, I'm an author. I've always admired that can secretly wish that I had not even so secretly wish that I had the es a plan ready for
you do have the discipline just have to focus it on man. You can do it. How long did it take you to write this about two years? That's too long! I don't get that kind of
shorter. Okay, like a little,
Yeah just to apply are just making sure this is all I could do. How long before you started writing the book? Did you think about writing? The book
uh I've always kind of wanted to write a book.
The well yep on this one. I pitch doing a book. I don't know like six years ago,
too much the same concept and was into it.
And then
a couple of years ago, through two three years ago, publisher contacted my agent or whatever, and they had interest. So we made a book
deal and that changes everything, because now someone
waiting for you yeah, you know,
to turn stuff fan and they make books and they probably smart.
You don't want to seem like. Maybe it did, you have an editor that like went over your stuff and said this is too long. This is too short yeah. They were pretty great
pretty they just left in the material alone. There was a couple little things were there, like, you know, you're eating something or that, but most
it was a grammar
things. Do you want to say it like this right? This isn't,
quickly, grammatically correct, and when you do, you know the type of those rent that kind of stuff they were pretty hands off about the actual men.
And is it? Is it a book of essays? Is it your life story? What is it it's all on family, it's called your dad stole my rake
and other family dilemmas and it's broken,
down by bye,
everyone in your family, like the basic thing, is as a comedian. I've been writing about family and looking at all everyone's families for so long, so I'm going to write about all of them, so it's mom's, dad's, cousins, aunts, uncles, all broken down chapters like that, and so,
I talk a little bit about my family and then I just talk about funny essays about just life in general, like
on family vacations or while you eating your shirt, I'm on there. I don't know exactly
a really cool photographer SAM Jones who's decided to get wacky. He just
guys, like this amazing photography, just done like Clooney and Damon
all these people- and I asked him if he would help when
should we just taken some regular shots and he's like I have this idea: each brought up this giant shirt and put a tie on it and then just shot. It came up pretty funny, look like Dilbert yeah,
or beaker. I was just trying to figure out what you're doing. I guess I guess what you're doing there is get people to try to figure out what you're doing
yeah. They stare at and they're like. Maybe if I buy the book, I'll figure it out,
I understand the puzzles deep inside is just being goofy yeah. When you write a book, you have to think man. Someone could be reading this thirty years from now. Fifty years from now, that is,
comedians, you write something in the morning. You bring it on stage
If it's funny or not. You know what you're working
if you go. This is like it's permanent
an no one gets to review it until it's done so the nerve wracking part of it was like. Ok,
Don, I'm pretty proud of it? I like edited it like crazy. I worked on for a long time. Will people think it's? Okay?
they've, not think it's tackle. They think it's good with the is the writing. Okay, all that other stuff- and it's been out now for a
and the review
I can tell the reviews are good, like the people are
viewing it and writing about it and calling and just people just randomly and
I'm over the hurdle. The anxiety of is this. A good book is over yeah people like it it's funny and it's
People are saying I can write, so that is huge. I'd. Just calm me down. Come,
really 'cause you. You said for thirty years what everybody's like takes a dump on
there's some that are really fucking bad yeah. Think some comics someone should have just walked in while they're running and grab them
this is your doing something terrible for your future.
For a long time. People going refer to this very much people in these, like really
righteous defensive modes and they're writing things down and maybe, like five years from now they like what the fuck was. I thinking yeah either in the middle of writing. It and I've had some ship, like, oh my god, really tab yeah, this horrible stuff yeah. I know I'm
believed, not excited, I'm just relieved like ha ha. Okay, it's good it
good. I thought it was good. I hope it was good. My editor said it's good. People are saying that
laughing when they're reading it like editors, who don't normally say that kind of stuff
so Alex Alief writing book. Writing with writing. Stand like how do you do you divide your time? It was. It was tough for you to stand up when I
I working on something Else- stand up kinda I work.
At night, you know, and the book was I got into this rhythm of
going in every morning get up at seven going with my coffee and sit there?
and that was booked time until noon. I would try and just just work on that and make it
but that wasn't for two years that was like the last you know year to eight months,
kind of thing before that it's a little looser I'm trying to get it done and stuff, but that real
it's a plan of like coming in every morning, sitting down in seven days a week just right.
His right Evans raise a week wherever I was whatever I was doing. I had to make sure that I have that time from on a plane with them in a hotel. While I'm on the road I was just
writing the thing all the time it just became, because you know the big
challenge for me and I think
a lot of writers. Is that it's you judge yourself as you go you're like is as good as I want them to to to, but you have to just get it down and know that it's bad just
just get it down. I want to write this chapter on crazy ants so
I'm just going to write it and spit it out, and then I'm going to go to work on it like a bit. You know like uh like stand up and just
black and just start editing an peeling back and peeling by now getting ready for using when you're doing this
I did it all on word: Microsoft, word:
and have you ever seen scrivener? Do you know what Scribner Scribner is really interesting? I did my
last special on Scribner, yes, the first time
I've used it for for running, stand up and what's good about. It is, on the left hand, side you have
like all the different subjects yeah and you click on each subject and the like to be a whole column. So, like I had the title strange times and then left hand side, this
This is what it looks like when you're looking at the chalk, the cork board. Oh yeah, the cork board is one aspect of it. When you have these little cards like index cards, and you set these index cards up and you you write all the different things on the index cards, but you can organize it outside of
index cards there's also on like each index, the index of the cork board,
it corresponds to each individual subject. Like say like say, if I'm doing-
bid on desks right. So I have desks on
Left hand side and then I'll, write out all the stuff on desk, but there's also a corkboard tab right and then
I have all the different things to make sure that I covered all the notes. Yeah, that's good! I do not like it alot yeah, I'm going to try that, but I like
This is not really showing why I like it uh huh like it is because you can have
You can move all those little chapters around and move all the bits around like for stand up. That's great yeah! That's really good yeah,
Can it gets so in your head? It starts bogging, you down
everything about? This was that it was essays, so each one is like four or five pages right, so I would just be like literally just open up the file and go dad's.
Alright right, I'm gonna go to work on this one, dad, no gifts for dads and then just boom, just added that put it away and gone the next
just I could just bounce it. I didn't know what I'm trying to say is. I didn't have to keep track like a novel right. I didn't have three hundred pages of flow. You know they were all just hits, so it
kind similar to stand up that way. You know like I could just go to work on them, but it's fascinating. I I really loved it like I've had friends that have written books, like Colin Quinn, came and did a book event with me
a couple weeks ago and he's like he wrote a book he's like I'll. Never do it again, I just hated it. I couldn't stand it. I hate it and he's a prolific guy. He writes a lot for his. I mean those one man show he's always man showing us history, yeah, the guy who writes a lot, but the writing for the book drove him crazy.
I really loved it. I couldn't believe that you could look at a five page essay
and find something wrong with it. Every time you looked at it every time,
Why am I saying this? They know this. Why do I have to say he he sat down at the table and ate his breakfast? He ate his breakfast. You know like
just peel stuff away all the time and get it is as a direct as possible?
and I started to really just love the love that Jordan Peter's
and told me, he wrote his first book and it took him fifteen years because he went over
every single line, every single, like a critic, trying to find fault in everything that he did wow until he felt like you got it done,
is on a cold war. She really wanted to make sure that he had the subject matter completely locked down. Yeah, that's daunting, like you're dealing with something that people can fact check. People can fact check
happened to me in putting my sister in a garbage. Can you know what I mean yeah? It was family, it's all about family, it's all about, like the joy of being with other people and and the aggravate
nations and all that kind of stuff. So it's just
and I you know I have a lot of that in my act, so
is definitely in my wheelhouse house like
I'm going to another one, I'm not writing books about the cold war going to write another one. I am going to write another one. We started yet and no, I haven't, which is. I have a couple ideas and
and the publisher wants me to write another one so
ready to wait. Another one yeah,
I think it's good sign, yeah, it's a good sign! It's where the number one new. Really
some family humor. So it's like any potty words in there.
And very little
very little like ten. I would be a lot got nice e words in there, which one the can't word. Oh, my lord
there's a whole there's a whole chapter. This is the problem, a female just period. Now
It's actually
we clean. I don't know if there is a. I don't know. If there's anything in there, I think
maybe one or two words, one or two questionable yeah. There might be a shitara yeah. I don't think so, though it's pretty clean, yeah good for you and you put anything in there on bread. Yes, there is yes, the final chapter is uh just eat them
really yeah. It's called just eat the bread and it's all, it's all a chapter of
basically using bread as a metaphor for just enjoy your life right, don't don't turn it away, don't get all butt
hold up to once in awhile. Just a little just do it should I say
It's my big announcement got a big announce. I have a huge Joe Rogan. Podcast announcement is huge. The book is huge and it's a great father's day gift and everybody should. But
but, as we all know from
on the show that I am the sole
sourdough
reputation as a baker is because of the show hands down
From doing your show, your fans are so awesome and started just sending pictures of their bread. We have this non.
Stop relationship of help Fred? They simply show me their failures
constantly sending, I mean these interactions, I'm in cities, people are bringing bread
I'm going travel? I would go in and visit bakeries
when I was on the road. So
announcement is the food network.
Ask me to do a show about bread and baked goods.
So I have a new show coming out on the food network on Labor Day called baked with Tom Papa.
Wow and I travel around kind of
Diners drive in kind of thing, but with all baked goods and meeting these amazing people that make the stuff getting there
sorry, these families, these turkish families in italian families or whatever, and then showing
all of this amazing amazing stuff that they're making all
because of the show why I have to thank you a hundred percent it is. It was a hobby of mine that I completely loved and got into, but after doing this, it's just kind of exploded and, and now we're going to be, I just finished shooting them all. That's awesome, yeah!
yeah, I'm you shoot. We shot eight so we're just different cities: New Orleans, New York, Detroit La Cleveland, Cleveland Philadelphia,
New Jersey, Northern New Jersey, which is where I grew up, yeah eight different ones, is going to
right, so silly I mean literally, you know how many I've been writing scripts
auditioning have been acting whatever they be on television. I start baking bread with my daughter now. That's why,
I show it seems like that's the best way anyway. It's the thing that
I actually enjoyed really love. You know
One hundred percent find that thing that you're really passionate about and turn that into a show, rather than yeah
some sitcom that you're really not
excited about other than being on television. That's exactly right! Like I had no! I was doing this anyway yeah. I didn't have any of the stress of like trying to get a show on the air like when I've written pilots.
Like I hope it go. This was
So now
because it's just what I'm doing '
so it completely and you hear that a lot will just come from something you love and something and you
hear that a lot you're like well, I love working in an office and having it
friend I'll make a show about it. Now you don't not really, you know really, but but that's this actually, just if you can't force it it's right. It's just or
panic, and this one was organic. Did you
cool link up those different cities with comedy shows. Did
you stand up in those cities when you're traveling I did just like pop in and I'm Neal Brennan, and I did a show in New Orleans. I did a show in Cleveland when I was there just as I like pop
and I will end like promote it and do it. While I was there, so you just concentrating on filming yeah. This is constrained phone. We go in for like three days, I'd be like four or five different bakers and it was cool. Just
you know just dealing with these people is amazing. That's awesome! Man, no one gets into baking 'cause there and ask
Well, you know what I mean. No one says I'm going to bake cookies and there are an idiot. What these people to bake him cookies and they're going to like you, know, know it's I mean it's. A food is a fascinating thing to
yeah is a I mean. I guess this is a good time to bring it up as any you know. Obviously, Anthony Bourdain took his life yeah last week and he was a friend of mine, L, zero, those real hard fight. It was real hard. I woke up and I got a text from my friend Maynard from tool from Maine and said so much for the Kenyan verses boarding, celebrity judges to match and and and
he's like fuck, and I was like, oh no. What does that mean yeah? So then I googled it and I saw it was like oh shit, man. I can't fly what yeah just what why it hung himself like what yeah
I don't know how close are you did you know his demons is friends with them hung out with him got fuckedup with him. Did you get a feeling that he had that in him,
I didn't know that it was really weird was, like he's been saying, really
recently that he'd never been happier. He was talking about his girlfriend saying that it never been happier didn't know. It could be that happy.
Didn't know someone making that happen now
So terrible who knows mean mean, might have been
broken arm. Who knows yeah I mean who knows I don't know, I don't know I don't I don't know. I mean no idea,
sometimes people when they say I've never been that happy, you're catching them. On these ups and downs. You know some some people, you know people get manic right. I don't know if he was, but some people get yeah they get up and down. Tell you what he he like to get up yeah. You know, like
He liked to drink yeah, you know and he enjoyed it. It was. It was something that he enjoyed yeah. We we did up so this show we went on a hunting for pheasants in Montana, we cooked over this campfire he cooked bland, tastic and really, and then afterwards we drink whiskey.
And smoke weed, and he goes deep. He goes deep really well, where I'm
it down like I'm, going to just try to catch myself, really the world spinning deeper and deeper he's like where's the fucking weed he just kept going. He just kept going well, but I knew he drank. I didn't know he smoked weed yeah. He had
one problem when he was younger any kicked it, but he didn't feel the need to just be so
yeah that was kind of interesting about him. That's a thing right with me to get sober from a drug they feel like they have to get sober from everything yeah. That is not feel like that and he, by the way like he would drink, but when he was home like with his kid and he's home
He didn't drink at all. Like you, don't know that he would only do that when you do it be on the road right, so he'd be only shows stretches of time and he didn't drink at all and he was now addicted digits to was that was really Yanks to introduce to lick
nearly every now when I was hanging around with them, he was he went. We were in Montana. He went to Bozeman to find a local jujitsu club
train with them in the morning. She just train with everybody. I know how the other day on the road yeah find a place. I would just go to the gym work out. Right wouldn't, but he was so in
to learning and getting better at Jiu Jitsu.
Do you know if he was on prescription for dip
generating like that, I do not that's what I'm so suspicious of like when you heard of like Robin Williams and Chris Cornell yeah, there's like he was
anti anxiety, medication, anti anxiety medications, a big one that stuff
like it even you know in there you know their long list of.
Side affects it's always suicidal thoughts and then, if you mix it with other things like alcohol in this- and I don't know it all who was on watt- but it seems what bothers me
is that it's not part of the conversation well, Robin is a different. Take 'cause Robin had Lewy Body Disease
He had a heart attack. He had significant issues with that. My friend, Dr Mark Gordon, actually wrote a paper about long term, Anastasia like when you're on under not long term, but like long duration. I have things like open heart surgery right that there is a high incidence of depression. Afterwards, a lot of people coming out of these big time.
Operations we get Anastasia for long periods of time. You have significant dips in their hormone levels. Afterwards, and it's it's very, you know it's not like a free ride getting put under India and having
opened up and yeah. I mean your body goes through massive trauma. Your bodies are holy shade. We just had our chest: plate split open and yet all your heart
it's worked on were inside of us yeah and there is a significant arm correlation in Mmhm Mark Gordon's, opinion between depression, post surgery, post surgery, depression. I think it's something that people need to look at. He had that
obviously 'cause. He did have heart surgery for a long period of time that depression, glass after that 'cause. I know people get
we thought it was just a mental thing of, like you know, surviving something like I remember, Letterman, on a show like
keeping and like bringing his staff on his stuff. I was I didn't know as a hormone thing. It was thought it was just the trauma of surviving that I think he can be both
and I mean I'm sure I mean I'm obviously no doctor but
he was
say you're closer to a garbage man, but he was explaining it to me the that there
an issue with this right and so Robin had that in
he had some serious neurological disorders yeah and but there was a but there's a quite a few other things too right. There are so complicated, yeah and then whatever medications. This is the thing right like what are these medical? What's on, you know, and you don't really don't know now, but Chester from Linkin Park. He was on a load of things he was, but he was very troubled.
He was a guy that was, he had some real problem, but he was also very medicated. I mean look, we have the highest suicide rate.
Middle age people in America than ever, like the numbers
so the numbers through the roof and there's also this pharmaceutical opioid crisis at same time, and I just feel like,
You know people are on this shit. That's really affects your head,
and your mood, and it says right in it. Like you know, I remember: I had a friend who's
brother was a depressed, and this was you know the 80s when we were kids and the game
lack of a better word of trying to get the right medicine for him 'cause when he, when they
the wrong one. Things got out of hand, I mean like really
dangerously out of hand, and then they finally find the right med form and then he kind of crew.
Like no there's? No, like obvious path, yeah, the the problem is a site.
Say. If you have some particular type of infection, they give you antibiotics. If you have, you know poise
ivy yeah. They know what kind of cortisone cream to put on your. What have it when, when you're depressed, yeah
So there's there's so many different factors involved in depression. There's your actual life right, there's! What's going
on in your life like
Are you taking care of your body? Are you x?
sizing. You have loving relationships with your family and close friends, or do you feel distant detached?
How do you do not have anyone in your life like romantically? Do you not have a job that you enjoy? Call those things factor into the way you feel about life and from the time you were a kid sure. Your whole life
your whole life, and then, on top of that, you have like legitimate mental illness right in you have depression, because your brain is not producing enough serotonin or dopamine there's so many factors and people try to self medicate, and you know I know a lot of p.
Bold, try to do it with exercise exercise apparently seems to be as effective or more effective than most
SSR eyes in anti depressions. I heard that I don't know if
right, but I remember hearing that what
your body, manufacturers, are
You exercise is similar to what a lot of these drugs have in them. Well, you definitely get
here's how I write letters high you! Actually, your runners high, I don't know the exact
mechanisms involved, but it has something to do with the cannabinoid receptors, so
It literally gives you a high, that's similar to almost like a marijuana high right yeah, you get your fork. Oh yeah, you get like. I love.
Yeah? I love running in just feel, even when, even if it's not identified for me as a high like like smoking, weed,
my whole rest of my day is better like that.
There's a happy little thing going on: that's not flying, but I'm definitely not balled up in anger.
Just the way I was before the run. Yeah that ball up in anxious thing. I have my own theory about that. I think the human body has physical requirements and I think, if you don't just because of the design of it, the fact that human beings have lived for thousands and thousands of years
is either hunting or gathering or running away from danger, or your body is like constantly in action right back. Then we essentially have the same bodies as people that live ten thousand years ago. Our dna is very, very similar right and I think we have,
these requirements that we don't meet him and there's so many people that just sit down all day and that's all they do. They walk to sit down and they sit down again and most
Time is sitting down whether they're, watching television or sitting in front of the computer, and that shit is terrible for you, terrible
yeah and you feel it. You just feel shity yeah, you just you feel bad
I was in the after the after the board.
News. I was traveling outside of Chicago and it just kind of clicked in my head, like you just
Thinking whenever you have someone that inspires you, and especially if your friends like you were uh, you know
if you can't get out of your head kind of a thing. Yeah and your balled up anxiety is even worse and I just instinct instincts really got in
put on my running shoes and just went for a run because I didn't want to sit and think about all of it. So much him and I just felt better like I was it it wasn't.
Euphoric again after the run, but I was definitely better than before. Yeah I feel like, especially when you're traveling and stuff, like that
but he did Jiu Jitsu all the time these are puzzles. These are
'cause we can't solve well yeah. Who knows, I don't know what was
yeah. No and there's no way to ask him obviously yeah, but I mean when I travel one of the first things I do, whether I'm coming home or going there's work out, yeah
and I didn't this weekend because Friday, when I got there, I worked out Thursday, so I'd work
that day already I ran that day and then I got there. Thursday night woke up Friday to that tax, and I was just like fuck man. I didn't want to do anything. I cried
yeah! I felt like shit. I've got a bunch of phone calls from some friends and then I had two shows that night and I was like I just gotta, just gotta get on the horse power up and I was a little worried
I was a little worried that I was going to be like Modi or
read it out yeah, but once I got there, I was fine
I was with the St Tino and twenty inch cliff nice, so those two guys are great yeah set of fun time. We talked a little bit about it and smoked a little weed. Nice got a
there and just had some fun and the energy of the crowd, I saw your instagram with the crowd and that's a beautiful theater. That's an amazing theater. You can't have to be tough to be depressed and doing the show there with all those fans, and that's one hundred people yeah yeah. We did two shows too they're both great they look.
Taylor Fund is a in austintown man? It's great food people. It's a combination in the
big city, an like Midwest, like friendly people, yeah yeah and the summer it becomes a totally different city to I was, I always gone my whole career in the winter and then literally,
like three years ago went in the summer? I was like. Oh man, this place is amazing, the parks in the hostels and it's great. Even in the winter, though other winners get there. In December and January, I I yeah it's like they're, happy to
inside exactly that. You came through the cold to see them yeah, but but back to the food thing I mean
the stories that Bourdain told through food, whereas
just I mean amazing. That's why he reached so many people. You could sit with that show and he,
took his time and you really felt
like you were. You had been there well
after he left us an episode yeah. He,
made me think of food as an art form yeah. I never thought of as an art form before watching uhm, no reservations. His original show
yeah I watch that show and I just would feel like
oh! This is not what I thought it was. I thought it was just like all this. Guy knows how to cook yummy food. That's great right, but then,
and watching his shows like. Oh, this is art like these guys are treating this like a painting or like a sculpture or something like that and then their passion it and they're all tattooed
and weirdos right, artists, yeah they're, just artists cook, that's right, exactly just that might as well be
making music or what happened pending, whatever it would be, drawing their artists at its best yeah.
In the same thing like with any other form, then there's people just
get out and see a way to make money and let you can tell there's like a difference, but once you need stuff from an artist you're spoiled,
yeah, then you then you're, like these people, don't care as much. This is technically. This is lasagna but yeah. This is the same. I know it's fascinating. It's interesting approach is very, very
which is yeah. You watched the way they cook and you watch like their passion for the food. It makes you hungry, you want to eat and you also want to try it. Yes, I do
yeah! I was gonna to try. Always always it's fascinating. You know I
going around and meeting all of these bakers, it's like they all got into it because there's a love there and then it's really hard work like these people work there. You know two hundred o'clock in the morning there baking
in there you go. I know it sounds so silly, but
made, walking to a coffee shop for a bakery or something you just see that, like a whole display case filled with stuff, you seems like it's
he's been there right. If you don't now meeting the people, the sport, the who are making it every
in the morning yeah it's hard hard work
and the only way
It seems that they can continue to do. It is because there was that initial love of it yeah the deep, deep love they learned it from their grandparents or they just went to school and figured it out and they just hook them and that, like it's enough of a big bang explosion of love that they stay in it.
Like you, know ten years and make a business out of it. My grand father used to walk to get bread every day. We would
He lives on north ninth, ST in Newark NJ,
oh yeah, and which was at one point in time in italian community right,
when he lived there when he died, but but when I
the boy we would go.
Um would leave
as House Moon visit and stay there I would leave his house would walk like three or four blocks down the street to his bakery that he had been going to for probably thirty years yeah and these people this was
like an old italian bakery with those White Paper
yeah, put the low
moves in and you go there. They would go there every day and get italian bread everyday everyday. Get fresh bread
yeah, you know and the bread was good for about a day or two like if you got the second
is getting a little dry and yeah, but she got it that day
slice that bread, India, you know my grandmother made homemade pasta she made from scratch,
from flower and sad. The whole thing make lasagna make these and it was just fucking sensational. It's the best is the best, and you know there's that,
thing like when someone makes something really good in the community. It changes the community because people will walk to get it in the morning,
I'm just making something real quality. All of a sudden, it's like it just starts attracting people yeah
estimated, is fascinating yeah, who did your parents, your grandparents come over from ITALY yeah? They were born there, yeah yeah, in what part mom
well different parts, but Sicily and Naples sets my
This is Lee in Naples. Yeah! That's funny yeah
It was so is Rogan. What's irish,
its. My grandfathers came from Myron Ireland. My grand father on my father side came from Ireland.
My grandmother on my father side came from ITALY, so it was one slash four one quarter, Irish, that's funny
for one quarter. German, all the rest were italian yeah, it's amazing. So did they speak Italian yeah yeah, they spoke dialect.
To yeah. You do you know what the they were saying, even if you spoke italian like if you sort
proper Italian listed my grandmother and my grand father yell at each other, even know what the fuck they were saying. It's great that each other so much too so great they really yeah. I was when I was a little kid I go over the house. I have to hide. They would start yelling
My mother was late for everything
everything she ever did. She was late for and my grandfather's name is Jeff my my family, very under it
my father's name was Joseph. My grandfathers name is Joseph. My grandmother's name is Josephine. My name is Joseph, so it's like a lot of luck at Joes. Would you call your grandmother grandma grandma grandma, but
when when I was over there. I remember my grandmother was always yell at my grandma.
Well, we gotta leave. We gotta leave now. Watch me chow chow, rush, Mate Edition KIT, crazy,
about to get crazy. I was always scared of marriage.
I was part of the reason why I'm scared that my grandparents always yelling at you, have one of the
far away man, it's just how they communicated back. Then, though, I remember my grandparents to like just shot like God, shot at like like
veins in their neck popping out. Well, if they that they grew up in hard times, man
when my grandmother had a stroke and um when they were taking care of her, they started finding these little pockets of money.
Squirreled away in the house, are all over the house like coffee. Can
yeah action it because during the depression, yeah people just they
realize, like oh, my god, it can get to a point where there's no food like nothing, nothing yeah and people starve to death yeah. That's that's
really possible, it was a reality in the United States going through that was far better than like, say Europe, Post World war, two yeah a core or the Soviet Union, where you know it was worse there, how man, people starve to death,
Who knows untold how many people starve to death in the Soviet Union starve to death. I know this sounds selfish. By only
thought of it in terms of America course? The whole time of course? Well, Russia, Russia, took it
really bad man, rushes world war, two very, very bad. An these people
grew up during that era. When my grandparents came here, my grandfather came here. I think when he was seven and it was during the depression, so it was like the worst
Yes of the early thirties? You know my grandmother similar age. They just had this. This mentality, like you, could all go away. They had, they had seen it
yeah. It was burned into them and you know
today everyone is like fucking leaving food on there
wait, no one's worrying about where it's coming from, and everybody thinks they had a totally different mentality. They were scared. Big
they had nothing. They would save everything every little
isari little something like tin, foil and think about how messed up it is that they go from that they go from the depression they get out of it.
And then you roll into world WAR two like these people. They
out with a lot of different levels of stuff that we didn't have to deal with yeah I mean
TIM Kennedy, who was a guest mine recently friend of mine, said something very profound. He said hard times make two,
easy times, make weak yeah, but hard men make easy times,
nice. You think about it. That way, yeah hard hard times make tough men. Tough men make easy times easy times make weak
yeah. It's like a fuckin' growth cycle. Riding with people are always like kids today, these kids today don't know. Well it's because they haven't gone through enough. So you can't you can't manufacture that for them, my grandmother. This is a funny.
On on nine slash eleven I was,
in New York. I at Newark. You don't hear that
By the way. This is a funny story. Nine hundred and eleven, but
was it Newark. I was flying out that day and we watched the second plane fly into the use of
that's the second one I saw it saw
on television now, if you know at Newark, you look right across that you were looking and you actually literally occurring hit one hundred percent. I was the first plane
work was going through your mind when you saw it here. Well, the first one hit on before we got there before I got there and I walked with a pilot down like through the
airport in the city, I think it was a Cessna, you kind of crazy and I'm
so I'm down there and he was at the at the desk, and I said I was going to Chicago and I said to the woman working. The thing I said: do you think we're going to fly out today,
I you know you think we're going to actually get out and
guy yells
here comes another one. This man just like a businessman and we all turn- and you could just see it for show streaking across right into the you know small the plane looked small but just put any soap insane.
So I sit down. I just sat. We just and I was sitting with an artist and a middle aged man who was an artist in
and then we heard about the Pentagon, as we were sitting there, an he opened up his little art,
and had all these razors in it like razor, blades and stuff from his artwork like how the you know he's a commercial artist. He's like this is all going to change. He said you know. People just
they, let me on the plane with this, and we just sitting there just freaked out like combat freaked out
and I was calling my wife who was in New York, an woke her up and we were trying to yeah talking. She was going to the thing and at one point, the
Artist, I was sitting with just looked at me like in my eyes, like we're trying to understand what was happening. He said, I think we should go home now as a key yeah yeah right. Of course, we should, after sitting there for twenty
yeah, so I can't get back into New York. I can't get back into the city times gun,
bye and I'm not in a cab going up the parkway in New Jersey and there's just dust where the towers were and I'm like, oh
so I can't get in. So I go to my Nana's house who lives in by giant stadium, and
'cause she's, the closest to the city. I can't get into the city so this this driver takes takes us over and I get to my Nana's house
and she's so excited to see me because her grandsons visiting
and she lives alone. Now my father grandfather passed and I'm sitting in
the tv and I'm like Nana, like I first I hugged
and I was like all we pee like. I was shaking- and I didn't know what was happening and she
Oh it's so nice to see you get in here is a visit. This is so great like
What's happening, second law. I know it's a crazy world and I sit
little tiny
living room den area and we have the tv on and she's trying to
to me and I'm trying to watch the television and
this. Is the World war two mentality uh? I will
my guess again, and I'm in it's kind of of the boy in talking to her, is because all right! Well, look. I have a bridge game, a card game with my lady friends here take half of my SAM's.
Which you reached. Opener tinfoil gave me half of her tuna fish sandwich because you eat this, I'm going to play cards with my friends and will have
dinner after you'll be okay and and she
wow, but they were tough,
out with so much
and dealt with. It wasn't even freaking out not even freaking out she's like it's a crazy world, and this she doesn't like. You know Alzheimer's. She was just hey
it hasn't yet lost a couple of buildings in a few one thousand people here is half a sandwich. I'm going to go play bridge to play bridge. We gotta keep moving tomorrow's another day, but that's how they live
Both my grandmothers are that way, just completely like plowing
plow ahead, don't get caught up. Thinking about everything. That's happened
there's, no sense in it. We've done that before and you get nowhere. So let's just keep going this way well, having a war that affected people the way world war-
two did with the entire night. Not just the entire nation was involved, but the whole world was involved in this conflict to stop evil yeah.
It was a different time. You had any evil yeah you had a real, I mean, obviously I.
This is evil. Obviously, North Korea there's a lot.
Evil in the world yeah. It's not like this evil empire.
It's invading Europe and dropping bombs on
well. It's not the same. It's not now not sees that believe in eugenics and want to create an arian race and like that was going on my hands and on stopping the spreading telling people were common and they were the most sophisticated in terms of engineering and right like that, I mean they they have up to this day. Where do you get all and engineers in terms of like
automobiles top end like Audi, Bmw, those people were making shift for Nazis back then yeah I mean that's how they were co opted by the regime. Did you ever see like one of Hitler's cars there's a audi from like one thousand nine hundred and thirty something was made for Hitler.
Yeah, it's like they were, they were designing
engines planes and they were sued,
super advanced super advanced. Now
this real this real evil folk.
It's like it was like. Okay, the world has got to come and go get this one guy yeah, I don't know I mean I wasn't there, but it seems
more black and white and the way the world is for sure
The thing called operation paper clip that happened where
after the war, we scooped up all these nazi scientists secretly and some of them were like ledge, Werner VON Braun
the guy who was in charge of NASA. He was a Nazi really one hundred.
The Simon Wiesenthal Center said that if he was alive today, they would prosecute him for crimes against humanity and he
the head of NASA who's, the head of NASA cheese yeah. They took monsters well and they brought those monsters over here and those monsters helped us make out there
rockets, she yeah and then some of the monsters went to the Soviet Union. They took. Some of those monsters can does work. I mean
and there's no reason to white wash that either yeah real monsters were real, like they hung. The five slows choose every day in front of the of the rocket factory in Berlin. Where morning VON Braun was making rockets for for the how my God, yeah
They had these Jews that were slaves that worked as well. I mean there's people that were alive today that have those
choose in their arms right that talked about meeting him. There,
and she him is, and they would hang
the slowest workers on my God, yeah in the front of the factory. Okay, now keeps going to work, dozens to it doesn't leave. The country would work to do
and then mount in
Nazi Germany. You know how the fuck did you get out your slave?
no, not the choose Barron the guys who are working on the guys who are working for the for the company like to see the people being hung and still hang in there. They were Nazis yeah. I mean
He was all in yeah. I mean whether or not he agreed with the ideology wholeheartedly mean. I didn't have a car
h with them. I don't know. If he's yeah for pragmatic purposes, he was frightened or whatever, but
get a disguise get out of there. I don't think they could you,
Legos glasses with a mustache is at work. Yeah you go to the airport, you get enough light come to you, take it off like oh, it's like
NASA. Well, there's like a server market, there's a slow slide, I'm sure into that. I mean the
this lot wasn't that slow, but from
World WAR one and world WAR two as it escalated. Yes, I think it just got to this point where they like.
Oh, my god, like what are we doing when they started having these concentration camps and killing all these Jews terrifying now
and those. So we took a lot of those guys brought him over here and they work for work for the
government man on man. I have a sixty. Seven Volkswagen Beetle Sweet little car
little car with a little ten pounds, but it's solid an
but you can't get around every time you made it. You think you know this was the people's car. This was the uh.
Early Nazi Germany, Hitler on the at the plants, you know being very proud about
car and stuff? Here is a good way of looking at it too. You have a sixty seven right.
Like if I had a nineteen ninety eight car that was produced by what do you mean
Ninety eight, because it's too
years old.
Twenty years from sixty seven to right. When I literally yeah it's that era yeah I mean it's
so close, so close twenty years, yeah! That's nothing! That's nothing! God! Yeah.
It's really close that way. Yeah that car
that way twenty years removed from Hitler being in power. Did you literally did you do that randomly Google,
That's that's literally, was because that's my car, my car
is literally in as your actual combat color different wheel, different hubcaps now
I mean the Da2At,
friend Jimmy Lawless, had one of those were in high school.
Oh, I bet it was so light, is crazy,
so great. He had tiny ask little engine in the back. It'll four cylinder see this little beetle. You don't think nazis, you think Bam bam. Other adorable, have you seen what they do? They take an older nine hundred and eleven engine and put him in these. Yes, yeah make him fast. I know they do that with the buses too, but you look how little those fuckin' tires are. I know
I think that any traction now going around turns. I think it's like hey you. They were smart back then, though, with their engineering with the put the weight of the engine in the back yeah, it has such a different effect there is it
It's kind of amazing to look at all automobile manufacturing in the 30s before the.
Markham like there was enough metal for everybody. There was enough ingenuity. The french car, at all,
design is so amazing. There was a real moment of inspiration and creativity
and then the war came into this, like all the resources and all the people and everything got got dampened down, but then they were flying in the third yeah
What's interesting, though, is there's another resurgence,
in the sixties, especially in America. American cars in the 60s were fucking amazing and then the gas crisis.
Yeah right, the 70s there dogshite yeah it went terrible. So
vantage so useless. My mom had a pinto. It was a bad car black. I'm a muscle car fan right, yeah like for me. The golden era was like nineteen six
these two somewhere around seventy one with the last of the great
cars like seventy one, Barracuda still pretty bad at right, but seventy two starts
cool, seven mustangs yeah-
you to seventy five there dog right, six, but
One thousand nine hundred and eighty rolls around just fucking like those things on fire because of the gas well gas
ISIS came, they started making cars cheaper and they were just lighter. They we try to make a more fuel efficient and something.
Happen to the way they look. The end is assigning like yeah. I go to that seventy. So it's terrible
now I want you to so. This is a nineteen. Seventy, nine! Yes piece of shit! Now I want you to Google one thousand nine hundred and sixty nine Mach one get ready for this mother fucker.
One thousand nine hundred and sixty nine Mach one boom son click on that black one right? There click on that come the fuck on how do you go from there? How do you go from that? And ten years later you have that boxy piece of shit. Look at that Red One, the upper right hand corner man that looks like it should come with Steve, Mcqueen and all good googly moogly. Look at that thing. What a fun
in car. That is, God Dam that doesn't get your dick hard going with. Doctor comes with Steve Mcqueen in a naked gallon, the Back Steve Mcqueen had a sixty eight go with the nineteen gold, one thousand nine hundred and sixty eight Steve Mcqueen Mustangs a green one yeah. It's boo. Look at that.
Come on man. What did they do? That's more than the gas. That's some bad stuff,
happened in the company. Something happened with life. Yes,
happen in forward. Look how gorgeous that is God I mean that is a work of art.
But there's the lines on that thing.
Seventy six Toyota Corolla.
One one thousand nine hundred and seventy six. I want to show
to bad as vehicle. I was driving around
yeah that yellow one? Oh yeah baby should orange here's the thing that thing would start up every day,
Yes, one hundred percent. That's the difference in that look like a piece of shit, and it most certainly does. That was it. That was the color baby, schitt Orange and I put a racing stripe along the side. Did you really yeah? I had a hornet to play two hundred different tunes really pretty, but up up up up up up. Oh, like Dusa Hazards, TR happy birthday, I had everything had a cb in it. One contact
so my c b s c b, we're going to the dairy queen over into your friends as he beats tour yeah. We already on to the we had like three friends with C B. Isn't really enough? Also Larry is gonna that we're gonna lose. Their party cannot you're going to the dairy queen, creek. Okay, get me up about every year, blizzard in a minute, explain to me: how do you choose what channel you're on you just
you just saw we all on channel lino,
How many channels are there? Not that many? Actually, so how close do you have to be? I
I'm like ten miles.
Within ten miles you could use it yeah we in between everybody have that's all you're doing is back, then they weren't thinking. I had a Toyota Crolla with a horn that played two hundred songs. I was into it curve
sure I was having a blast. I was so happy to be out of the house, but isn't that amazing, like I'm thinking about this now, how often people use cell phones and such what with people thinking back
then like why didn't they get CBS on their car? I don't know it's a good question. Why would
Everybody have one, I don't know it especially. Then it was like the big trucking year. It was really convoy.
Smoking. The bandit big convoy, yes, smoking, the bandit. Had it come on, come on smoking, the bandit had it in his Trans am yeah, that's right. They were talking to each other. What year was that
I think he was a c had a seventy. Nine trans am yeah. I was gonna put it at. Seventy eight says that us Seabees exploded in the seventies when the oil crisis, because the miles per hour on the highway scored on a fifty five inch, trucker star use them until it
they were. The best gas prices were network started of people using Seabees
ok rubber duck. That's funny, 'cause. I would have thought that they were exploded because they were using them to tell each other where the cops were yeah
like smokey and the bandit yeah I do when I was in high school, it was fifty five miles per hour, speed limit, which is just torture, that's torture. What could be doing to people who do you think you are telling people to go fifty five miles on the highway on a highway yeah and with the four hundred horsepower engine that Stephen Queen Car have one in the is that all about it might
It was just fast enough.
I would imagine that would be a big one. I mean that's. What ways is pretty good for that weighs
yeah. We spotted ahead Rollways a snitch yeah. They blocked the freeways to in protest of the lower speed,
did you. I remember that I remember that the characters structures
They also idiots blocking yourself, you stupid phone
remember when these morons were blocking the highways. Remember when
we're doing that like around San Francisco. That was recently yeah like they want like for approaches. They would walk out yeah just walk on the highway yeah. Well, what the fuck was
about thank God, people stop doing that. You want everyone to hate you well, that's not to say that it's like you're stopping people from being able to get to a hospital. You're me might cause people loved ones lives, and they did well. That would have the good Governor Christie when a close eye on the bridge. He has a couple. People died because of that
'cause. They couldn't get to the hospital. They were. How is he not in jail for that guys? The
worst housing on jail, he should totally be in jail. Other people went to jail for it. That is just fucking straight corruption
to make that call the audacity that you have to have dish the balls to make that fucking call and say, shut
with that guy was so so arrogant.
Do you remember seeing when he cook with it closed the beaches and him and his family were the only one on the beach yeah yeah
discussing, says everything. Just his body says everything
Let yourself get to that state yeah.
And he had an operation to. He had a stomach
labeling did he really looking through it? Look at that blow every beach was every state. Beach was closed. I think on the fourth of July, and ham is
fat family were just sitting there on the beach. Just
what a nephew to everybody look at, that is extreme. Nobody else allowed extreme arrogance
and why would the beaches closed down uh for the budget?
he ordered him closed because they couldn't pay for people to watch the beaches.
Lewis yeah it just like one of those pissing matches between you know who's gonna help what for the budget- and that was a lie st
look at that. Someone made of him in the
cancel area. The fourth of July, look at his little shower sandals longer, so I
Kids call those slides they com, slides. You know the kids call those slide hate slides. I can't flip flops. No, no, don't include plump lips long. When I see someone in the airport with slides on, I just want to punch him. It's a lot of dudes have slides.
People with socks on what are you doing because it's
see you don't like lazy, it's lazy yeah, but I have those Salomon Running shoes that don't even have
don't have laces, they have like the soul, tab, you pull and you pull it down and it the titans up and you open it up and velcro
yeah but you're, still pulling a tab at least there's a little something that is yeah that just stick 'em in your feet
flop, flop his flop like that
people don't like that 'cause, the lazy screw it will be as comfortable as possible
It makes me so angry, but why be cause
for twenty five.
Old man sitting on the floor of an airport waiting for your thing
starshower sandals a lot of people. Do it, though it's not a lot of people, do it, but enough people do it with the sock,
and the slides yeah
How does me so much? I don't know why? Does it bother you more or less than flip flops uhm?
little bit more, which is pretty
because I really railed against people with flip flops. Like Burke, Crusher was flip flops everywhere. Disgusting he's cut grow, it's so gross and people act like they're.
We don't have your feet, have a real bacteria between the toes
there's like a real?
kill germs in there, and then they have.
Slowly slipping a mop and put in there, but with hers in the magazine rack. The bird is like this life of the party type character. That's part of his this thing hits is staying. I
flip flops got love him too he's disgusting. He was a video of him on a fucking skateboard flying down his street with flip flops on,
Do. Do you understand the damage to your toes that you could do for the rest of your life? Your toes when we up, if you cry
he's flying down the street, the flip flops on he's hilarious, but now I mean at least
at least he's a character like bigger than life character. You just flip flop and you don't care in your pants- are hanging off just to get on a flight to Boise just come on. Why boys? Let's pick up boys, I love
I'm just this issue because it's a short of why I don't want to like you, can't even get it together for a short flight. You know it's disgusting. That is where it is weird
Just very. However, some issues, ideas about footwear. I judge people when I see them that he's he's on yeah Jamie
some right there! No, I don't know you gave me them. I don't have their exactly right below here, yeah, there's like six months ago right when he gave me the in the box right there. I've contemplated running in am running through like creek and filming it, because people love these things so much, but
I don't want to run it. Are they expensive, 'cause? I like running in shoes that are actually supposed to be running in yeah there expensive he gets it. Look at him,
upset James one generation younger than Maine, so his like idea, what these things are is different than my idea. I feel like they're mad at you for saying that right now, some people are some people, think it's hilarious, that you would do that. That would run with him yeah. I know they're mad at me, but they are dumb.
If we're mad at me, for what I would do with a pair of sneakers, your eighty right now, you can get it together. If you think about sneakers too right. Are they happy here? They just sit in here and those five people think I'm joking yeah. What do they look like? This is
here in this Fucking Box, I'm not joking. I mean I didn't plan this out they're here this week here, people who are into them are like, oh, my god, you got it there. You know you got home and you're, not even flossing, who should be out flaws in man.
Yeah he's taunting main 'cause. I mock his all the time he looked like some sneakers from the 80s right. So it's like they look like this.
Your version of that shitty Mustang
from nineteen. Seventy nine cool
The whole back end sticks out like there's. A heel has like a duck bill behind you. It's stupid, it's so bizarre yeah, but
That Kanye West has a large effect on humans, very interesting yeah, the family feud. I heard they're on family feud.
Well was good. I don't know I just heard Howard stern talking about. I hope they ask tough questions.
Just just see the pool part is trying to try being a book in that house. You will collect dust, mother Fucker, I don't care, it's broken up into chapters
Shittenou Stadium, read, tweets,
Elon musk, wants to do the podcast right back here on the feud. Really yeah message me: can I come in as your
is your co host the fun
of this list and, like everybody else, that's really cool,
yes be interesting yeah. I want to get his model three up to some hi.
Low production and once it's done,
The time time away no model
Tesla Model- three, yes close, concentrating on yeah yeah, once he's got that they just delivered the first one thousand flamethrowers
We can get what's up with that. Why is when you know just to do it? Is this really what happened like I was by one and you
can do it take it out. You can do it as a flame thrower, so we named it not a flame thrower, so it's called yeah. It's called
flame thrower
that we have a company, not a flame thrower wow, when it's like some airport hangar to pick him up, okay, but who,
we have to deal with people get killed by these things.
Wait, there's a mariachi band playing that they're having a good time frame through her thing. It's the big unveiling, that's where you pick them up:
but at a minimum amount of. Is that real? Yes, sir? Go back up to that photo the flame thrower? That's the cheeses Christ! Look at that thing, pretty cool! All my god!
God? That's amazing, yeah, just gotta buy propane, maybe to refill it and connect it and it's
seems like it's going cause a house. What's the purpose of that
two when you, when your enemies come,
LOS eleven out of oil. It's you, you hide behind the couch and four of them are in the movie alien yeah yeah. They have flame throwers yeah. You need to burn them instead of shoot them, because it's a you're on a spaceship
if you live on a spaceship, oh right, right right. What do you do with a flamethrower? My boyfriend asks Maine and that's her. That's the author.
There blasting yeah, she doesn't even have the stock against her fuckin' armpit. She doesn't even know what she's doing look where she's got the stock
call techniques
talk that in your arm honey. If there's not a lot of kick back on a plane, throw rocks you do that, like your, like your goddam professional, you exercise would trigger
control to what about discipline. What about tunnels
but I didn't realize how many tunnels he wants to. He wants us he's doing everything he's making
flamethrowers yeah he's making these Giga watt factories these gigantic batteries that are powering Australia, yeah, I'm in Nevada
very, very unusual human being. It's amazing. It's just there's walls just do it. You have no idea just do it. She does not know how to handle that gun. So
we saw told me they saw him, they saw him speaking an about the tunnels and he's gotta get approval like there's different things. Gotta get past
and he doesn't just want to tunnel like from here to El Eecs, he wants multiple tunnels so like
If you're going to the United Terminal, it takes you right there. If it goes to the american One that takes you there, it's going to be a whole like ant farm of tunnels off
do the city. What happens if we get an earthquake? What happens if there's a tsunami? Do those things fill up with water
everybody drown inside those tubes, the says the tunnels are weatherproof.
That means when it rains yeah. That's what about an earthquake. I don't think earthquake is weather hum
now, I know looking to see if they have any I've been getting claustrophobic lately, who why I don't know
think about when I had a couple little instances where I was like
never been claustrophobic before nineteen.
Twenty four Northridge earthquake no damage to LA subway tunnels.
One. Eighty, nine Loma
get northern California earthquake no damage to tunnels, one thousand nine hundred and eighty five
Mexico City earthquake, no damage to tunnels which were then used to transport rescue personnel. The tunnels were in shape, but there's a big rock over the whole that gets you out of the total right right building fell on it, yeah try to elevate, it won't. Take you out there. Now you stuck in that little elevator living in a tunnel for the rest of your life to death. In there
okay and you get clipped by.
Another guy in a Tesla going to one hundred and twenty miles an hour in the tunnel get run over. It was turning into rap people, tunnels, not big enough for you to walk in while there's cars in it. Now I think they recently changed the plan, which is going to be these things called electric skates, which people get on like a subway car lycopod
car getting in there, but small, like only like sixteen people right
for sure right to downtown man yeah, it be pretty cool
but I don't know if I cluster phobia will keep him he's got that and then there's another thing. The hyperloop he's doing that hyperloop thing to the hyperloop
is the that's the fucking train that goes to San Francisco thirteen seconds him too yeah dude, yeah fuc keep doing
but this is the crazy thing. It's one guy like how is this one guy that innovative
He has. Is that smart? I don't know he's uh, but is he funny
he's pretty funny. Sometimes it's a comedy phantom of the store yeah he's mad at the store. He was at Largo with Johnny Depp Sex.
Our range that loose, though that's the only for you did good smart guy
smart guy, exactly that was my only time I worried about him. I saw him like you know some events like, oh no. What is he doing? Probably just getting some of that crazy. Pushes Google type is beautiful, not being happy with him. I know he is doing that, but it might not be the only person or he's just involved in the project
different could be well he's also involved in the fucking rocket project,
Spacex is going to Mars. That's what I wanted to ask you. If you talked about 3d printing a couple times, yeah we've talked
I just watch them recent vice on 3D, printing, pretty amazing home, my god yeah.
Who has one that guy with a Chrysler, Fuckin' puppet guy, Jeff Dunham, Jeff, Dunham yeah? He makes me sick
with them. He makes a lot of shape with him. He was on Opie and Anthony back in the day. Apparently he's like a super tech. Geek. Now- and he was on Opie and Anthony,
back in the day talk. He had like one of the earlier 3d printers, really yeah they're, getting really really complex,
they're making human body parts
human ears there making the Achmed Mobile controlled chaos Jeff Dunham, so he does all this stuff himself he's a fucking character, Jeff Dunham yeah!
interesting guy! That's amazing! If you put anything in the computer like actually, there was shared like a dishwasher and leave the guy wanted to manufacture the part. That's inside the dishwasher, the computer says
Now we can improve on that part and we're gonna
alter the shape of it and have it be like this, and then it makes that and then you use it
It's getting so crazy. You don't see how this washer human cells in there making ears and,
now scanning
it's amazing. They think that in the future you won't be buying things. You'll be download.
Schematics and then getting
raw materials running the raw materials you'll have like in your machine.
Or another and it'll make whatever you need like say. If you need french press right, it'll make a french press will 3D print french Press for you. You won't go to the
one by one you just like download the whatever it? Is
you don't need to manufacture and no one is going to be in this business of making press is less, I mean less and less, and but the thing is like more
More demand will be for things like this table right like craftsmanship, or someone makes something.
Right right, yeah
which is kind of seeing that now people are getting. You know, there's all these, these restaurants that are like kind of farm to table, name wouldn't metal and everything's like rustic and everything's, like kind of retro and when his armpit hair and we're talking about now they had razors along snow roof. No excuse for girl.
Some are funny guys. It's fine on eleven arbiter,
the do. Yeah, if you don't
of armpit hair. Like what happened. You got a disease bro where you in a fire alopecia. Does your friend have a flamethrower? It's like like girls with their junk like ok, here's a perfect example: '
that whole hair on girls right like when we were kids
can't get enough standard was normal. It was there was chaos right,
you, it was just a big fucking pie
of whatever nowadays,
If you're a gal, you're young single gal, you got but her butt hole, hair, you're, taking some risks right, like I don't care,
tell me who I am yeah, you must be into older men 'cause, that's the only one that gives me for who I am like. No, no we're not doing that anymore. We're trying to evolve and first thing, that's evolving is women's hair,
start somewhere right like how many women, when you go to the beach, how many women shave their legs, all of all of 'em, that's fucking
crazy, like think about, like the groom,
standards that we've imposed on women like the cultures imposed on women. It's pretty crazy, fucking, crazy, it's so crazy!
in comparison, the US, like you and I yeah in the area and armpits one patch of hair on my back yeah, just like once. I get it like when the american world, whether
the transformation sequences, yet okay stopped quarter way through yeah. It's funny I mean the the Standards yeah, it's weird, it's very where it
it's weird, but it's it's also weird. Is that
people who are really women who were really progressive still like doing certain parts.
That, for me, is a man watching. It is always like
yeah we're all the same, let's own it and stuff, but I'm still going to put this big big
lying on my eyes to make it look like I'm going to put extra lashes on to make it look like yeah, it's weird like the what you
used to sculpted eyebrows and schitt eyebrows, some dude sculptor eyebrows, yeah they're, going to work for those guys 'cause they're in starts with an f
of the tea and it rhymes with cabaret star. It's
bundle of wood. Now it's it's it's for.
Very bizarre I always feel like, but they also like it's empowering to feel good and it does make women feel good.
To be in heels and well, then there's different standards for gay folks like gay guys they do it way different and by the way, when I use that F word, I should not use that and definitely wouldn't use it for gay guys. We know we consider the source would be careful, though, going to be careful. Today's days, damage yeah, but people know you're a good person, some people, don't they know you
people are it's a dangerous time say anything Lampanelli thing what happened? She was screaming at an audience like really completely when she said: charts
I think it just happened. Last night I don't know, I heard it on the radio she's like screaming you, sonsabitches
She yelled at them call them sons of bitches, onstage nuclear meltdown fan, hands or one hundred dollars to shut up. She goes off she
blue in her hair. Yes, get blue in her hair
clear meltdown. Someone tried to
say something in middle of her: she just goes batshit crazy. She went nuclear
run a fan who gave one hundred dollars to shut up in the middle of her guy, but he's a thing like. Why would someone
Why would someone pay her at a show to go, try to
to shut up so much after someone from the balcony called her account.
It all went downhill from there God. How long is it going to be before you can say that word anymore, I'm probably good
like next Wednesday, yeah weird run.
The sand in the hourglass.
Like? I said like when I just said fagot. I felt it like. Oh, this is a dangerous time to say that word yeah not saying anymore yeah. No, no! No! No
it's not even calling a an individual person. It just saying the noise, that is, that were like it's getting down to the like you'd caught off, to call it the other and-
word yeah yeah one word: it's! It's clearly established right yup. We say it all the time. People even say it on stage. In a comedy set the say, the n word right c v and where it ran with it won't say it now and then, if they do say that people of yes forget it from the crowd to get it, no, but God
but Jane retarded about yeah, pretty
GM card, it retarded. I think it's probably
But you can say it, but the way you're saying that you could say retarded right right, the
where we don't say that now you want to say it now. I'm too scared, it's the word bigger, but without the be with a different with an n in it can't even do that. I'm going to convince a bigger, but without a be with an n
That's how tricky it is. I'm just feeling for the keys in my pocket damage, but terrified Jamie. You were telling me about who what was the rap concert where the girl got on stage and she was saying yeah the Kendrick Lamar Concert, which so I guess this is the song that happens a lot. You can see lots of videos of the crowd, singing all the words
a lot of and words in it, including white people, in the crowd wrecked yeah lots of lots where the only way out so
in this video is Alabama. Yeah couple one up as set out in Alabama, hang out fast right up on stage is obviously drunk like kind of a list that are up to to do it is that, like two or three times
Stop it stop the whole thing. Well, what would you say is not evidence to just it's a it's in the song
also, she says wrong. Yes, she was doing like karaoke, like a song lyric,
and then the turned honor
Oh no! No! No! No! That's not! For you! That's only for Maine! Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! That's mean
yeah are you having up. I had a bit from two thousand and nine
yeah my spike tv,
hello, here woman gets on stage.
Delaney. Oh she's, going to do it. Oh my god, she's gonna say he set her up yeah, it's terrible when we started at here we go is mocking her already yeah. Where are gods
wow. She must be so nervous,
I get along. They found
am running and Madison. Are we playing this over Youtube or will we get pulled? Let's find out what happens
wait. Wait wait! This is crazy!
really you want thirty. He says that we love you can't say that mostly
and this is me recently give in hello, Lou areas and preposterous time. You see me that is so strange that is his song yeah. He wrote a song, he wrote the. Where is his son loves him? She loves him she's at his concert. He gave her. The microphone played this song she's singing the songs that he loves, that he wrote. No, no, what else loves and everybody's like you do
set the wrong. You made the noise so wow. That was
She was so happy little crowd doing it though, and this whole crowd is looks mostly white yeah girl streaming it
but why, in the fund so how's that work, I've got a double standard. I know this is why I stayed home. How does that work? So I don't gotta concept. There's a lot of people there yeah, you can do it. You can do it if there's a bunch of people there, if yeah
but you can't do it if you're by yourself, no
age by yourself in front of those people. You can't do it, but if you're in with them, you could do it. Yes, and that was more.
Oh wait? That was a lot of white there in the course in that one white people are ridiculous
so confused so confused. I mean this is a strange time I was going to say
Did this spike tv special in two thousand and nine, and there was do you member
old commercial with the
The girl comes home, underdog start talking to her like Lindsey. I really wish you wouldn't smoke pot. You not the same,
smoke pot in the end is my friend. Thank you. I had this whole thing where I was like. I was like please for
if whatever the checks on she's, not on pot 'cause, if you
one pot you'd be like wait, a minute, my fucking dog
talk like how long you been able to talk? Did I had my whole fuckin'? Laugh. You know life is the first. She said right now and I went through
yeah, and I call my dog fagot-
on this guy. This is like in the beginning of political correctness, right two thousand nine. He this is a gay guy said to me, because you can't say that word, that's our that's! Our work
right. That's what he said right. He literally said I go wait a minute. What did you just say yeah, and he said I guess it's our negar.
Not to say that you can't say it I got
that's the day I have ever heard,
that's so crazy. You can't go I'm talking to a dog
I'm talking, I'm angry at a dog, because I've had
dog my whole life, is first words out of his mouth. I tell you, I love you every day, and what do you say? You say you shouldn't smoke, weed yeah fuck, you stupid! I smoke
not going to work and I pay for your food like that was that was the joke. That was, and he got he got like
These rules are preposterous, isn't it
supposed to be about intent. Occasion is supposed to be like yeah, I'm supposed to be
conveying how I feel and the words are
posted to mirror my thoughts right like when you have magic words that you
can't say case with the n word? It's even crazier because it's like some people.
And say it you could say it sometimes. Sometimes you can't say it yeah, it's too heavy, but black people could say why people
and the white people can say it if you're in the crowd there yelling it out, but as long as there's an a on the end of it yeah right
actually the e ours will get you in trouble? Well, look. Racism is disgusting all
this is the racism against Chinese.
People, racism against white people, racism against every, of course, against black people, of course, against everyone
judging someone on something that they have no control over yeah. That's what it is like you
well, you're born what
born irish, german, italian african when you're born. That's, not you yeah, you you're, just who you are yeah right. So racism is disgusting, but is that
is it racism, when you have that
roll on stage and she's singing that song that she loves that you sing it's your song like that's, not really racism know so when she's singing along and everybody is big, you racist,
I cannot see like what are we
because this is what we're doing here is where we
we've gone into some ridiculous zone
It's not doesn't make any sense, because we know that's not her intent now exact right. This is a show that intellectual exercise exactly it becomes like a word game. It's a little puzzled kind of thing that we're doing to trap this person, you get say she's, very Ennis,
up there. They all know she's a little drunk, it's kind of like setting someone up to do something box, yeah, it's pretty gross. It's just weird
it's weird that it's so universal like that crowd those price. Twenty thousand people know yeah the I had a weird thing on you know: I'm I among
the show live from here. The old Prairie home companion Show, and you know, I'm the writer for it and stuff had right around and appear on it and stuff. Anyway, I'm very involved with the show
Chris who's, this bluegrass guy, who plays the mandolin who's as amazing,
kindest person, you'd ever meet like super
for sweet sweet person like like mister
features in a way like it's to that level of kindness.
An he sings, everybody's birthdays and stuff, and he sings different songs and uh
as a tribute to everything he loves? All music? You love everything. He saying I
Rick Lamar Song
and he's saying a little bit of it,
because it was his birthday that week and he got so
so much hate online that a white person,
can't be singing that song. What is the song about
it's uh, I don't know but
that? Wasn't the thing. So while was there any word, it was
he was a cultural appropriation, but he's not allowed to sync. Meanwhile, he's singing Blue
indian music right I mean the from all around the world- is
Pine Sol, celebrating everything and it really freaked him out, because he is so nice. He couldn't believe the hate that he got from it, but now he's
super sensitive about singing that music at all. It's not logical. It's not when you have to put your foot down and you consider the source, but culturally, we have to put our foot down because we're going down this very strange, illogical road where you could just
add, what's evil and what's bad and it doesn't have any bearing on the thought or the intent behind it. Yeah look. They went after
Bruno Mars like get in the just get the out here.
They accuse Bruno Mars of Cultural appropriation. What culture he's everything he's everything I just don't like the per! Meanwhile. What is he doing where anybody would have to some of cultural appropriation? He sings these beautiful saw is a last hello. My name is world he's amazing. I love that guy other guy's, amazing voices, fantastic in his songs, are fun and they're catchy and the the I love listening to the I some in Vegas in concert. It was just the most up lifting bright thing.
You know what made me happy, though, is that a bunch of black artists said fuck, you
he's great like what was the original charge just with the social justice warriors were going after him for cultural appropriation. All these, like soup,
progressive. Angry Phuc heads will decide culture whatever man, it doesn't have to make sense, and this is the thing right there just looking for targets yeah, it doesn't have to make sense. This is not it's not like a logical progression like
Bruno Mars. Is it's not like he's
stealing from these old blues singers and he's not crediting them and he's come on white guy from Kentucky. That's not what we're dealing with right, we're dealing with a multi racial guy who sings these beautiful songs that they don't they're, not cold
appropriation, even if he was white Nyet knows exactly it's. Just a joy of music and music is a mix of everything to make sure all of us of everything that is good right, coming out, saying like his style, but if the
then here's the case, I'm a fucking huge
the black keys, the black keys
a lot of their shift is blues. A lot of it is old. Blues like it sounds so similar to some great old blue sure is that culture
probation. I I mean I don't love them. I mean you saying they should stop doing what I what I love to hear now come on. I mean it when we do yeah, that's crazy, but what is it what you know? What the other part of it is. How may
the people are really complaining about that stuff, it's a very small amount, so small, but it's enough for your friend, got scared. He did get scared and it literally amounts to probably three tweets. You know what I mean it's like, but those people, that's the only noise people aren't saying wow. I love
that version 'cause they just like it in the normal people. It's these haters that just want to do it, but the people,
for all of it. Have to
calm him and make him realize. We've got here,
They brought up now that sell Falcon fire him. If it gets loud enough, it doesn't have to make any sense yeah, that's where it's squirrelly too, they fired speaking of Prairie home companion
our garrison Keillor. I know they fired him, remove his name for everything, because he hugged the lady and her his hand went down her back yeah and then he apologized sent her an email. She said it's fine, they went back and forth with it. Didn't do anything else
no history of sexual harassment, sexual assault, no history of anything terrible years later
all this me to stuff comes out. She comes out with that yeah. It was dirty business yeah. It was dirty, it's dirty, but it doesn't it's not logical right. It's like there's this
Fever feeding frenzy that goes on with these things is mob:
Yeah it just want to tear people down
but I really believe that you have to in all these situations is
consider the source, like you really have to consider its like. When the steroid thing went down, there were like pee,
came a Barry bonds harder than everybody else, because he had a rap for not being a good guy. He people did not like him, regardless
with that. So when it happens, people kind of they come after him harder than they came after Sammy Sosa. Yes,
but much harder than like Andy Pettitte. Who are you know learning is that is, is a pitcher for the Yankees and just like a nice guy, and they don't know you know, but if somebody is a problem, Jose Canseco, hello,
examples of problems here at everybody out,
through the book called Juiced yeah boy
exposed to everything that made him persona non grata like he just kind of disappeared. He got written off yeah from that book. Like people just decided fuck, you yeah, that's interesting right. It is it is you had too much of a snitch, I guess yeah man, people
in respect him after that yeah, because there was so many people that were also doing it and he was the one that ratted everybody out and profited off of it. Yeah there's some there's some just
with some St Justice- in that I just
We have to be really careful with comets. Just
there's also an issue that every
and has access to social media, and everyone has the ability to complain about things. Yeah, sorry, buddy, the whole world right. So there's a lot of noise, the train of it yeah you get
The real sound like like there are things that
been that are really bad and when something happens, it's really bad the twitter mob and all the people that go after these people for something this.
That's legitimately awful sure it makes sense. Yeah, I mean there's just
to it. But there's also like this constant looking for targets. Yes, that it seems like
That's kind of like a hobby of some people like that is for sure thing on
to go out and pick people off yeah, it's awful, it's a horrible thing. It is
yeah, because then it's cousin it at its best. It's a really wonderful thing right. It's a!
celebratory thing that you have this community that you share with think about, like you can
see things from all around the world. You could see cultures, you could see. Young
doing amazing things in all these different little tiny spots.
I mean in so many ways it's beautiful, but then there's just like this little dark underbelly of like hate,
They're really just is good and bad in the world and there
there is good and around the world, but there's also people that are just very frustrated and
looking to vent that frustration as often as they can whatever targets they find to be viable,
yeah. It's not like they've, carefully considered the issue and carefully consider this person stance on it like now,
For me, one of the big ones was the Roseanne Barr thing, because Roseanne Barr what she said seemed racist races.
Right and you look at it on the surface, you called that lady, something like a cross between the Muslim Brotherhood in the planet, of the apes right and like what Jesus is calling black woman in eight
yeah. She said she didn't even know that was black, and then you see
photo and you go. Oh ok that woman is very racially ambiguous. Like I talked on the phone
told me oh yeah. I did not know that one. She was. You really think that I would call a black lady plan of the Ames. I'm not stupid, see you in the
yeah her literal works. 'cause, I didn't know she goes. I just was fuckedup an ambi,
an and drinking all weekend and tweeting a bunch of stupid
hit her own words right,
I didn't know what I was saying right and no one cares, though. No one cares that you got a lady,
who has mental illness ranking history of mental illness, is on a host of different medications, is on Ambien as well, and drinking and smoking pot. No cares you you compared a black woman
to planet of the apes right. Then all these poopy
made these memes, where they put a photo
of that woman. Next, to that woman from the planet of the apes right and like
you know. You see like why she was joking-
round about it, but it's totally off limits, so they decided. She's is hard.
Marble races forget,
all her years of well, you know people loving her and well. She also has a good to be. If you go back to the source,
kind of thing: it's like you know she there's a picture of her. Just like I'm not see, there's like jewish, I know, but there's like there's enough she's, always tweeting bombastic stuff mmhm. So when she's got issue, it's not yeah. So it's not like it's not like
somebody like Rachel Ray just making muffins and all of a sudden one tweet comes out she's in that area, an I think
you're in that area, and your
viewing Hayden you're, throwing fireballs and stuff whether you have
intent or not. You're. In that arena you can get burned by
Yes, she's a should know what I mean. Yes, she's a hotel should start remember the national anthem. She grabs across right, it's in the ground and apparently everyone was super. She was scared right to that, because that's
patriotic thing. Yeah. You don't fucking do that to murder people. People were mad
and I remember that the issue that with Roseanne
to me is not even that tweet, not even even the the recent plan. The apes one gets out earlier, one that she made five years ago, which is much
more races over hilly about yeah about Susan Rice, where she said Susan Rice is a man with big swinging, eight balls,
and that's you talking about an absolutely black woman. Yes, I see, there's not
something there. There's like that. That's the thing it's the source! It's like! There's this person that has all of this kind of stuff and she's always
going up to the line and not crossing it, but maybe sometimes growing, and then you do it you're going to get popped
number. I miss got kicked off the
video for San about some gals who were athletes. You call them nappy, headed hoes, yeah, of course, and that was like whoa.
Yeah man, you know look
you want to play in those fire arenas. If you can get burned right now, it's easily drop some bombs and it's great yeah to make some you, but if you're a stirrer right, if that you're trying to drop bombs occasion,
why she's land on you sometimes like racist bombs are the ones that get you burn the most we
not healed as a nation. Where this very confused we it's like. You know we grew
like with an alcoholic dysfunctional father
There's there's like there's uh
like when you talked about how is only twenty years between Hitler and half of my volkswagen coming out is not that much time between that that most heinous part of that to today and
it's it's less than two hundred years, which were two lifetimes. It's wrong like there were two lifetimes between us and slavery. I think like just recently like the last person last African Amer
person who was around during slavery. Just passed, I mean you know what I mean we
never healed, we never had a discussion. We didn't go to therapy and forget about just slavery: how about the civil rights? Yes, I mean how about his life, people, housing people down with fire, hoses and siccing dogs on them. That was in
if not our life time just before we were born and still today, there's still you go to certain parts. So it's you know a pop and stuff off from people. You know you as a white guy you
walk around you hear people say shut that because they think you're there
around you, and it will look at you. You still around they look at you like this couch is bread this guy just bakes bread.
Today's home. That's why I do it. I tricky
No, I mean like we have a that. Is our disease in our in our culture. There is a disease that we haven't met it out yet so, of course, like any, if you're gonna pop
about that you're going to be that's. Why
why why are you doing? Are you will send you that makes you feel like
rose that off of your Roseanne. That's her whole thing is getting this little reaction. Other people mean a lot of comics, that's their thing.
Right, saying little little little controversial things to get a spark out of people. That's fine! If you can and look you know,
I have a sensitivity that I don't even
want to go in that arena. 'cause! It's just! I don't even do well when people yell at right when people yell around me. I don't like it. It's not main really about anything about anything I don't like it. I just don't have were only here for a little while. Why are we going to fight right? That's where I live,
people that can do it and yes and they and they can read, there are people that do it, who can read tweets calling them
herbal things and it just kind of you know.
It is often they don't really care. I don't think they read it. That's a that! Is that what they do now? Well, if you read tweets that about people that say horrible things to
I mean he going to respond to them. Are you gonna engage
the dialogue and then other people going to join in you can respond to all of them. You won't have anytime, there's no there's no time you won't hold a will.
He up that with new people jumping into the fray? If you want it with the
fight with a mob. A mob of people
You can't really do that. Yeah 'cause he's gonna be discussion with a one on one person, but if you fight a whole crowd of people like that Kendrick Lamar, if that lady was like fuck, you bitch, I say
stop it. She just like this up and dives in the crowd, starts. Throwing haymakers she's gonna get fucking killed yeah, but if she has a discussion with like one of those white guys doing this boo boo,
this is yelling it out himself if they put
put them alone in a room, and she said okay, tell me what I what I did was wrong and he was later Alfie. May it's just it's just a booked up. You need to use that word. You know you can use that. Word mother. You was saying in it, otherwise you cited. No, no, I'm sorry with everybody else, and I make the dough noise. With my face, I'd like to open my mouth like a mustache, but it also, although I go near who I don't, I don't say it kind of started in that it, I let other people and it I like to the end part. Why do the go up part? I don't do that if the if we I don't do a whole world, because that way, I'm not racist,
Oh, it's so complex, it's crazy, too crazy. But it's not complex. It's stupid! It is complex, but what's complex about that. Well, not just that issue, but
what's complex about that. To me is that you
the whole crowd of people. Yelling responding this like it's on their minds right there having these discussions, that we are trying to move things forward, other people trying to move back. That is complete.
Who's trying to move it back,
really saying I mean other than like white nationalist groups that everybody pretty
states other than themselves. I guess I'll move it back and then other people who think that maybe that they're being that is being reversed,
it they're being hated on now when they, you know, white, like young white kids, who just want to have a good time at the concert and sing we will. But why are you attacking us? I we were, we were trying to be the
play someone put up some videos at a school that was criticized by Idina was taken down. They put up these signs and say it's
okay to be white, Google, that
This is this is kind of crazy and that this
this dean was or whoever it was that he said well as these people they put up these signs. That said
okay to be white. Now right and people were angry.
Yeah. It's like white lives matter that kind of thing. No, just that state
right. It's ok to be white like. Why would anybody have a problem with that? Like you know, why do you feel you would say that? What do you thinking about people that aren't white? What do you got? Yeah? That's what I mean it is compliant! It's not complex, or is that fucking stupid here it is sign, saying it's ok to be white found at Maryland. High school found found like a bomb bomb, yeah yeah. Ok, what does it say? Something at five hundred and forty five am and removed by staff before students arrived for classes also say discovered them we're taking
seriously, oh, my god, they sent a letter home to families informing them. The signs were discovered until
indoors at five hundred and forty five am and removed by staff or students arrive for classes. Where
Taking this seriously and are investigating this incident, wrote
a Johnson, the school's principal, are re
search so far, as indicated. This may be a part of a concerted national campaign to format racial and political tension in our school and community, the
in flyer was posted in other cities and communities this week. Ok, but here's the question: do you dis?
I agree with the sentiment of that statement. It is ok to be white. It's ok to be chinese. It's ok! To be indian, it's ok to be whatever the fuck! You are you ok to be erased,
Maybe if they wrote it's okay to be right, it's not okay to be racist. Maybe they did wrote that
that be an issue that would have been that would have helped right. That would have helped when you walk into your school campus
and all of a sudden there's sign.
Up everywhere that normally there are no signs well if they feel there a white person and they feel like they're being openly racially discriminated against,
okay to say, hey, it's alright to be white. Is that okay,
Yes, of course, so what's wrong with that sign, because you pop them up in the middle of the night and put 'em all up on it and he still come in with your little lunch bag and you're, going to teach your spanish class and, on your doors, a sign that says ok to be white, you just need
actions. Well, what would you doing the flyers?
to be a part of an online campaign that is detail
hold on the web form. Four Chan. Ok, but is it at that,
but is that saying that for chance talking about this online campaign or is it safe?
four Chan started this online campaign. I would lean towards that 'cause. It was Halloween night and they discovered on the articles posted November first. So it's not like it's just a fun Halloween prank,
People do do that stuff yeah. You know it's like yeah, it's totally, okay, to think it in that. You know it's like the guy, with the bomb
stickers all over his car. It's like that the,
those guys are a little more unhinged than the other people? It's like yeah. I think it's ok to be white. Do I have to make a sign? Do I have to go get copies? Do I have to get some tape to have to sneak on campus, so I have to put it up there.
The there was an article in Washington, Post, Google, this this woman wrote this article. Why can't we hate men and
was published in the Washington Post in, of course, had a photo of Harvey Weinstein is disgusting? Mess
and this is like the perfect example- but that is literally like it's like
does that mean welcome the worst white man Hitler
and why can't we hate white men right is all white men are Hitler right,
hey, why people is that with the articles of the heart, the article, I don't know what the article says. I didn't read it, but I mean like how
Could you write an article that says why can't we hate men? Well, you could you.
To get the less you trying to say, we can't hate men, because men are human and we got to give everybody a chance and we,
and generalize, even if men have done horrible things that have to read it, I don't I mean it's definitely the head
and is made to make you want agreed it's clickbaity yeah. It's going pretty exactly it's fascinating! How about we
the hate out guys. Can we just do that? What is wrong with just Tom Pappas, big sweetie, come mind. Can't we just get along. You are big sweet. How long you're going to be here? How much time I would much rather
uh I live in a world where you go with your grand father, an get a little get a little bread and you come back
yeah and they yell at each other, and you make a meal.
You know what I mean like. Why are you spending all this time, because I mean there's people that need to spend the time to move the culture and do things and protect themselves plus. All of this is this. Is people try
get attention for their work.
Thanks for the quick, little articles and click little thing little campaign
games against people? That's what it is. I mean people love that shared well, I would have had to do with this book is write something about Trump in it and
people could sound bite right right.
And have a lot of people be like what is and get everybody talking about it right right. That's what they're doing they're trying to make up make noise. So
will look at them and they make more money well and then
is also mean there has to be a thought behind it, like that men have done some horrible, shitty things so the, but the idea of why can't you general
oh well, you can generalize because you're a nuanced human being you're supposed to be able
understand the functional. Well, everyone is different, literally every
every single there's hundred
fifty million men. The idea of why can you hate all of them? Well, you can, if you want to, but
it's a ridiculous way to live your life, no exactly exactly so
means. If you are,
straight and you are attracted to men and you have to hate them all in quarantine yourself away from this. A lot of those guys right. There's a lot of really good people out there.
Thursday? How often does that have to happen with
people who are homophobic, who hate gay people,
against gay marriage and rally against gay rights, and then you find out that they're really good. Yes, oh my all the time, all the time, all the time most every everyone were religious guy, yeah invalidate I gay,
scandal always come out. He was sleeping with yeah, it's there, so common, it's cliche, yeah right, exactly yeah, it's that makes you look for it. When someone, you know talks about gay, it's a sin against man yeah. We should lock them up. We should do this and someone's are conducting the snake dipped grass. If I would do it around yeah, exactly what you do on behind we're gonna find this on we're going to find it yeah yeah
find it I mean, that's that that is what people do. I think what I like about, what you're saying and how
I feel too is that we need to be nice to each other.
This whole idea of this gotcha bullshit. This attacking people for
things that don't necessarily make sense without without new
once without the understanding of
complexity of human interaction, with no concern for that at all, because you just want to target you know
we have to shun that stuff under percent. That stuff is just pure foolishness in it's bad for discourse. It's bad
for community, it's bad for the way we communicate with each other generates more hate, and it's it's. It is also a generalization. A gross generalization which is just the same thing, is sexism yeah,
thing is racism. It's the same. It's the same thing. Why can't we
the man is a gross generalization, yet that state, I don't know what the article said that statement. That's a gross j.
You can't because you're, a nice person drive soon you're nice Persia, because I want to because we don't hate how about that? No
try not to hate
no I mean they. You know the culture has enough hated to think these back. The campaign has to be yeah for more kindness. I mean that that's a
great picture him sitting there with his arms crossed and
they're all leaning, yeah
just listen to us, just listen to angry, like no. No, I wonder what they're talking about right there like. Should we go to lunch,
I like spaghetti. We don't have Spaghetti Donald. We don't have spaghetti. It makes me getting Hudson Falcons
we could. Someone gave me a fucking pizza.
Just get what everybody else. I wonder what they were. That is a great picture, though yeah, that's a great with him being the only one sitting down arms crossed looks like so spoiled and her the look on her face. If it's like a house that the woman from Germany, yeah Commerical she's got sick of her own have to deal with this guy just is on the table and anger
Android first yeah, what are you doing for Father's day? What do you nothing
fair enough, just kind of hanging over days father's day. It's true! I don't want to. I don't want any special treatment. I don't celebrate my birthday,
I don't want anybody to give me Christmas presents, do they
this of course, but I don't I'm the same way
That is just supposed to be there. I like having them around. I want, and I always tell them. I want to see your faces. That's all I want. I got all the gifts, I got all the love, he had everything I get if I get hugs
everyday, I'm more than happy totaling one. I don't want, like some cake
or some stupid shit, always gotten ranch. There's! No! It's mine j! It's my day, there's no father's day! Brunch! There's no, like you know, having to race through the mall and get flowers for father's day
it's be somewhere around from some woman heckled in Chicago. There was like a like. I was talking about, as was actually it's a pro woman piece
it's a piece about how we forget that
Women make all the human beings and write this idea that women are supposed to do everything that men do plus they also make all the human beings. So I I'd at this. It's a law. It's like this complex or
twisty road, that I take people down with this right, there's a lot of like
misdirection and anyway
I say it and then
later on. I'm talking about something else in this girl yells out. We may
all the people Hi Mike. I
you said that I said that five minutes ago I go, I go die.
Which is wild chicks. That celebrates her birthday all month. Long and everybody went crazy, but it's like that's what I don't want to be. I don't want to be the person that wants the attention like this. It's my father's day is Father's day week, the whole.
Month is Father's month. Finally, we're getting
there's? No. Now we got it easy.
I'm the same way. We had it easy yeah yeah. I just want them around in the house. Let me see your faces. The reward is not that's a harder cake. Now, the reward is actually in being a father, it's the greatest thing ever yeah. I just hold my hand for a minute. Just come out like a hug me a little squeeze yeah we're good and I I think they
I like that too. Like I don't dance, don't want you running through the mall. Thank you trying to find stuff for us.
And also dead by everything anyway dude
to the king, Tut
yeah downtown. I was saying amazing, yeah, crazy, crazy
things there from three
three thousand three hundred years ago. Wow they constructed them
Three thousand years ago they have jewelry an these, these wooden boats that they found in King Tuts Temple or his tomb. Oh yeah, and they wow that's see that's a bow and arrow that they had here's how stupid they are, though we will put that thing
yeah there. It says compound, bow, hey you fuchs! You, music,
Liam Fox, that's not a compound, but hey it's just not it's a traditional bow. You assehole accomp
elbow has cams on it and it works
a totally different system. The fact that you people are running a God, Damn Museum and you don't know what a compound bow is really pisses me off right now, there's a guy with a plan. G mystery. Okay, thank you. We just played with a bow and arrow. I took a photo of it and I took a photo of what it says. What it says there, because I was
like legitimately angry? I was reading
This thing with his compound bow here, it says, is what it says it says:
gilded wooden compound bow with glass, and
calcite inlay! It's not,
What team is broken? We can definitely
I thought it was a bow and arrow it's a ceremonial BO account compound bow is like one of those bows that I have in the back. This is
a very new modern creation, you fuckhead, I love you angry about you in this big egyptian thing with two comedy or like. I got angry obsessed with a bow and arrow. Well, I do get upset today because it makes a lot to you but yeah, and it makes me angry wearing an archery shirt right now. Nobody has archery shirts this nobody wears Archery Cherokee practice everyday. This person who's like if I.
Looking at a jujitsu diagram and they said this is Kung fu. I'd like hey you fox yeah. This is important. This is brazilian jujitsu, backtracks, yeah, that's high
Love boomerangs boomerangs though, but the boomerangs the shape of them. They were not designed to come back
just saying like, oh, I wonder like when they figured out like
that was designed as a weapon yeah, but just
not enough of a curve for it to return to the thrower so
just meant to hit somebody one hundred yards away? It's just a good way,
throw sampling and hit it. I love boomerangs, the pretty dope how cool cool design
oh, I would go find open fields and yeah.
Catch it like it doesn't come right back. It comes back in like sales, slowly down like in a spiral at the end. You know what's fuckedup, though, about this tent king
exhibit. Is you really got the sense that he was an inbred?
and so really his rape of his head was all fuckedup. He had a club foot
like he was in, but he had two children that were a modified with him that were stillborn Uhhuh so and he married his sister. He is far
had a baby with someone else, and then he married his half sister. He was banging his half sister. What they did they they with this. They were constant
Lee inbreeding in royal families to try to keep the bloodline pure and try to keep all the money in the family and yeah.
Did you ever see? His head with his head is shaped like Jamie pull up a photo of king talking heads
in has goal he had. This
weird shaped deformed skull and a club foot and
all the depictions of his body, yeah
This is weird yes had head like look how big his head, like stuck up in the back
where he was essentially. Inbred like there was something wrong with them. Was he a good king?
round for a little while he was at it's just because we found his stuff. I mean it's not like. He had that much global impact, or did he that's a good question
I'm not I'm not sure, but we had a weird little story is amazing of how they found it in the exhibit they have this Imax movie. That goes along with the exhibit oh yeah fucking, baddass 'cause, the
screen is gigantic right. Yes, so when you're there, you get a real sense of how big the structures actually are right, but
they were looking for it for five years this guy,
this british guy in this kid.
Hussein who was the like, he would get water
for all the workers, he was clearing like had these water pots and they said him into the ground so that people would come scoop water, while they were digging in trying to find these yeah they're trying to find
Tomb and he found a step. He put the the
the water bottle down. We cleared some dirt away and he found this flat. Rock
it's randomly that rock was the one of the stairs that lead down to the tomb and it was
only two if they ever found. That was completely like on
really yeah. Well, that is graverobbers yeah grave robbers had found every other tomb 'cause. They really they dreams were miles away from the pyramids because
they probably had tombs in the pyramids that were rated and then they they realize after awhile cook, we gotta hide these things right, so they took them way far out miles and miles away, and they they put them in these like hillsides, name the, but but then the thieves found in there too. She
So in so was
unlike underground, did they build it that way or over time,
underground it was under yeah yeah. That's crazy!
what a cool lated discover something yeah. They did one kid and he was the first one in the tomb too, because he was tiny so when they busted the whole, they busted a hole through the wall and he
I'm done with a light and shadow
see anything down there Billy well.
This part of the film is the archaeologist like looking through
oh and seeing like the golden all this different stuff in the first ship through the whole. Imagine some point, oh my god, thousands and thousands of years completely untouched. Amazing! It's amazing! Then you take that one thing in a big giant, rock ball starts rolling after yeah
Indiana jones- that's remarks. Woman is really interesting because, like they had
got Glove Ylinen glove that was three thousand years old, really yeah you looking at this linen
love NED sandals. They had the sarcophagus.
And sandals like he had like. These sort of you know decorative
and also how long were they making that stuff even before, then, if that's three thousand thousand years, so even
for that
that guy on really recently Doctor Robert Shock from Boston University and he's a geologist and he is
of the he's one of the first people to
pose. The idea, like one of the first, like real scholars, to propose the idea that the sphinx is far far older than people think it is and that it's not from two thousand five hundred pc. But it's from way before that, perhaps maybe ten
as in years old on that, because it has water erosion, all of it. That can only have come from thousands of years of rainfall, Hannah yeah
so the implication of that
location is there with his he his take on it, which is really interesting, and he really scared.
I mean blew my mind.
Mass coronial injection injections, so something from the sun, some gigantic solar flare that creates
did unbelievable havoc on earth. He was talking about lightning storms that were like.
The lightning coming down like sheets of rain in a hurricane and that it like just covered
parts of the earth lightning and killed everything
killed off mass just
mass numbers of human beings, large mammals, although it's responsible for there's a big mass
addiction that we really don't understand what caused
somewhere in that range of around ten thousand years ago right and he attributes that to this mass corona La Jection and that this huge son, this bird,
list of energy from the sun caused. These
unbelievable, chaotic storms that killed, who knows count
I said so, is it like? Like a
your storm times. One hundred he's like no times a million who was like
sheets, and a million sheets of lightning coming down like rain in a hurricane. Oh, my god, imagine lightning, just just cooking the earth for like a long, pier
it's high, just one big storm long period of time, so son
people started living in caves and they built these dwellings inside the earth, because that was where they could survive. They could survive where the radiation wasn't coming down. It wasn't going through the earth to get to them so houses, tents, and I think that you
lived in that was outside that those people are dead. The only people that live for the people that live there
is, is carved in the hillsides. Is there evidence of this yeah yeah, yeah and geological evidence, which is? Was it a mainstream thing or is it his kind of well see?
so that that's possible as mainstream. Whether or not it happened, then is up for debate. It's also the end of the ice age, and he thinks that's the reason why the all these ice caps melted- and this was what
So there was part of that is a massive shift in the massive shift in the the global temperature cheese,
yeah, it's crazy. I was just reading about the estate yesterday in the times that about how the ice change, Manhattan, old, all the five boroughs, like that's kind of
the ice kind of came down to was around there and see how receded and what it left behind we were
but the civilizations weren't really living around. Then right, what do you mean during the ice age
were they were well. There were some civilizations Minnesota Stab of civilization like there's some structure, Africa or well. There's some structures, others that have been absolutely linked to that time. A big one is go back, Lee Tappeh, which is in Turkey, and they have their
absolutely dated that to twelve thousand years ago. So, what's fascinating,
that is they didn't know that people are capable of building these gigantic stone structures twelve thousand years ago,
and they've only uncovered a very small amount of Go Beckley, Tempe, so huge, huge site. So do you think that there's
build tons of stuff. We could discover, but after that hasn't been tapped yet like under the oceans or yeah for sure yeah. Well, if people-
if these guys are right and here's the thing with the what they think is that there's been there was a big dip and I forget what his term that he used to describe it, but it was the
there's a dark age that was created by these mass ejections and that
civilization, particularly in Egypt, had reached a very high level of sophistication when they were capable of building these gigantic stone struck,
pictures and they had all this amazing architecture and engineering or to movies huge stones, and then there was a big die off and that for thousands of years people Essentia Lee were knocked back almost down into the stone age and then regrouped and this, but
this cataclysmic story. This story is in Noah's Ark. It's in the
of Gilgamesh, which is racing manner, which is where Iraq is like. They all talk about talk about this rant floods and katic. The end is chaos and Brad got punished everyone and everyone died. This is like a part of you
in history ran any different versions of of like right. What exactly happened? Yeah but he's pointing to geological evidence, which is fast and because at one point time nine around nine thousand BC, the not
Valley was
is not all sand the way we see it now, but it was a tropical rainforest, and so
for thousands of years before that it was torrential downpours and rain and get all. This was the reason why the sphinx enclosure has these deep fissures that are indicative of rainfall and Water
roche of years, not just instant.
Flooding from some giant event, but from thousands of years of rainfall of rain yeah, constant rain, yeah and so hold that pre date, the the I
here is the current established timeline is that the great sphinx
was created somewhere around the time that they believe the great pyramids were created. The great pyramid, they've they've, they've done carbon dating
indicates that that was somewhere around two thousand five hundred BC? He thinks that was built.
Over an older site that
from many many years before that he has all these photos. Oh yes, similar construction methods that they've done where they have take
in a really old site from may be many many thousands of years ago and put something over that like
like these build on top yeah, but the Parthenon in the Acropolis right. They built it over the Acropolis right over an old thing. Yes, they don't even know where the fuck it came from where that old thing, where it's from so the idea is that this old thing in Egypt in particular, is pro
active and old civilization from many many many thousands years ago so long ago, that the distance in the gap between the people who
the pyramids and the people originally built. The sphinx is far greater than
far greater than that. Our distance between us and the people built the pyramids really yeah, oh man,
it's amazing. This is how fucking crazy this it's
the about this Cleopatra, is
she's closer to the creation of the Iphone. Then she is to the creation of the pyramids.
The real deal that mean really? Yes, that's established, Egyptologist, yeah I'll. Just this is not
controversy area. This is just a fact. She then they cool, but they think that at two thousand five hundred BC
That represents only the new construction in Egypt and that before that, if you go to ten thousand BC and before,
There is a whole nother civilization there. She
that's amazing, yeah, it's amazing, and that this is when ten thousand plus years ago this is
and these cataclysmic events happened. All these people died off and
Much of what they knew back then was lost Ryan. They rebuilt what's so scary about that. Is that uh
sounds like it could happen any day over right like that. Something had happened with the sun and all of a sudden we're dealing with some other big solar flare comes at us and we're in trouble. What did it say, JANET, there's an article in business insider?
coronal mass injection, so high corona mean go back to that. This is a different thing,
Rona sounds like litigious at high speeds. Solar winds, increase, lightning strikes on earth yeah, but what
That last one though Chrome,
suggestion was it do you have to subscribe or something on it was. I had it up for five minutes and I did it was all red what I was saying that, like they could
let's go back to that article about the work that article. Let me go back to it. What's it doing it's not acting right, I gotta find it it's King Tut. This is what happened with Indiana Jones and he can't go back. Why isn't it.
There were shockingly unprepared for extreme
looks like you're using an ad blocker, just disable the ad blocker business. Insider isn't here goes were shocked,
only unprepared for an extreme weather event that could fry earth power grid. Now that's something
What did he say? It happened? What year did he say that it happens? You don't want that to happen. Carrington event was in eighteen, fifty nine
eighteen. Fifty nine event- oh yes, it happened today happened today in this completely a this is a documented event. If it mean where, like
transformers blew up all these different
the weather would do the Morse code and yeah yeah the ball. It should overcome and exploded, because
this corona mass ejection or a gigantic solar flare. And this is a documented one, they're saying if this document
one is Carrington. Event happened today, we'd be fucked all the electric. Could you
yeah. We wouldn't have to go on twitter anymore, yeah,
the amazing now, but you also would be able to go to the grocery store is, and your tassel wouldn't work at E. But I would
my compound bow and go hungry,
because you know that
piece of Shit Museum, Waco, compound
so crazy that we've what's crazy
that these civilizations were able to build up and get knocked all the way back and build up a similar way right if
we talk about the Egypt. One yeah right,
back kind of in a similar way. If the pyramids and the sphinx are that far apart yeah, that there was something
in the dna in the in the brain space that was that evolved, tried to come back the same way. Well,
some if not the same way in in a similar way. Yeah I mean some of the people survived right and some of the people that survived must have had some knowledge of the construction. They pass it down from generation to generation, but you know you're dealing with thousands and thousands of years where they weren't building things like that, and then they've figured out a way to do it again, yeah it's interesting, how the did they be so how to become
So smart, that's what's interesting, because the great pyramid x per perhaps maybe
his superior genetics, but it's also
but they were showing in this video that I watched it in the Imax thing yesterday was that
the area was so unbelievably fertile,
but there was so much of an opportunity for them to grow food, and there are so many animals there for them to hunt an right now and agriculture that they had a
chance to sort of establish a civilization, because it was such a rich area with natural resources and
civilization in that civilization, just kept advancing and moving forward, and that it was all eventually weakened by civil turmoil that
the turmoil in the Pharaohs lost their power and isn't lost their power than they were invaded and yeah from across the sea. Well, no
from inside of Africa over inside after the m. If you look at yeah, the Nubians took over Egypt at one point he has since well different. You know different people in Africa would
going over there and looking at all the ship they had, and also the library of Alexandria was burned by the Muslims. Was it a lush area like when I picture Egypt? I picture like a desert right? Is it now
right now is a river right in the river or like with the wetlands words filled with animals, and they grew food there and right and what they're thinking by this pre dating of the Sphinx with Doctor Robert Shock, which is his his proposal
that it was initially created back when it was
rainforest and was unbelievably lush, so incredibly fertile and then slowly the climate shifted and that climate shift could
have corresponded with that corona mass ejection, so it could have been some sort of a massive event. That's slowly or even rapidly shifted the climate.
I'd like to go over and see it. I always I'm a little scared to go there too right,
yeah that would be a cool
I mean. Where what else would you want to see? That's that profound
dude when they're walking when you watch the Imax movie. I can't recommend enough. It's quick too, if you have short attention spans like forty five minutes right, but when
watch them walk from next to
These enormous statues yeah mean these fucking. The pharaohs are so big that you see
little tiny people walking by and you realize, like. Oh my god right look at this. These people had done something unbelievable yeah this the pyramids and the sphinx.
So there's so much lazy, there's so much, and why just there exactly right, exactly know what did they figure it out? Yeah? How did they
what happened when are they the only ones at the time I mean it has to be connected to resources right? Because if you go today, there's parts of the world where people are you know in some impoverished parts of Africa
in particular where they don't have a lot of resources or people are fucked right and they don't have any opportunity and they're in a terrible place, and it's just really
yeah shitty time to be alive, you're, not answering. At the same time you can go to like
the Bay area, really some artisanal cheese shop, yeah right around your electric car- and you know I mean yeah, no exact thing that on earth yeah simultaneously yeah, it's just purely we
It's available, yeah yeah like an what mines,
like how many you on mosques did they have any Gyptian times right, because it was just us you and I yeah we're kind of dumb right, be honest, yet not that bright, yeah we're not no bending tunnels under the to forward and just getting by yeah if we smoked a joint and start talking about it with the
who do they would make tunnels and car goes in the tunnel and shoots around. I do love that idea. So can cruise you bro, okay, love that idea, but nobody would
take it seriously and nobody would let us dig and then we just fall asleep.
Yeah! But
yeah must have been a bunch you on mosques back in the egyptian tool. That's what's amazing is like there's this there's like this g
Yes, I Q were like all the magic happens
where the Einsteins live, where the like,
even yeah, with those big leaps kind of happen. Everybody everybody else could be really smart, but not
that level where
you're actually shifting the the world. You know
and maybe that's what happened. Maybe there was just one genetic free
give me egyptian world. It was
there, because their diet and stuff they were able to survive and June. It could have been
a slow process too, because you're dealing with thousands of years of prosperity to be over thousands of years. They have many many many generations to think things through and you think about. What's happened on this continent just over two hundred years, just two hundred
back two hundred years ago, nothing's here, yeah, that's crazy.
It's crazy just two hundred years ago, yeah,
so where we going to be like two thousand and two thousand three thousand years ahead here who just here yeah, especially if you let Elon Musk, make his tunnels everywhere, there's going to be so many tunnels so many times it's going to be off to get to the Grand Canyon ten minutes little pod, but that is
this Chandler wasn't one thousand eight hundred and eighteen of the United Missouri.
Terra to wow. That's nuts. Only one hundred years ago look how much they all how much Spain owned New Spain,
Viceroyalty of New Spain is all
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Right, but the rest of the Michigan territory they're, not both Michigan right, that's Minneapolis right here it is
yeah, but where it says Michigan territory. Audience was constant right. That's on SAM about Sars. It says it,
right there. It says Michigan on both John, was just hit with a solar flare. He just lost his money. What it is disputed between Massachusetts in the colony of New Brunswick? U K yeah,
main right,
because they have Massachusetts, it was still grab. Bitmain was like we're, not sure what we're going to do it. What we might keep it, we might not. You realize how fucking far up there
there's a lot of mosquitoes up there, like Maine,
like Massachusetts. When you look
like where Massachusetts is yeah,
when you go above Massachusetts, it means means big, first place that
get sun sunlight in the morning, giant man yeah huge,
right and wears New York New York right down there.
Right next to lucky Del Mondo New York goes that's yeah. So
Massachusetts a Massachusetts was two places. Look. It
is Massachusetts. An it was Maine right, ok
s exist to Massachusetts, then, just like this to Michigan there I'm going to keep all of it. This
eighteen eighteen I want all of it? Is that TED Kennedy? It's my Kennedy
wow look at all that man, Alabama territory, Georgia, South Carolina. So all those fuckedup southern states were still there. That is safe.
Filled with native Americans. We just came in and like. Let me have this, I'm taking that well text, so brutal Mean Texas. They were fighting off, the Cheyenne mean those
ventures they that was not established territory who there
One of the reasons why Texans are so fucking hard man. They wait,
yeah? They were at one point in time. They were a republic before they were a state.
Like this weird thing when they were kind of like not even a part of the United States, really yeah, this so
wow that just happened. Yeah yeah
We talking thousands of years for your little tuten common yeah, you little fucking little guy with his clubfoot me little bone head yeah,
that was thousands of years after King Tut people were taken wagons and going across the route.
Going yeah yeah. How crazy is that think of that
One thousand years later people still shooting bows and arrows at each other, yeah three,
years later. Just come
Wheatley Wide open thousand. Yes, so why right so
who are the native Americans before we got here putting up those big statues. Well, they live
very different life yeah. They lived a nomadic hunter gatherer life and they have this incredible spiritual
to the land and to the animals they hunted and they had a
Very, very fascinating! I mean there's a bunch of different, of course, native american cultures, but they had a very fascinating connection to their earth.
Into the animals. In the worship that they had the yeah
reverence they had for the animals and for life, the trees,
this crazy. When you think about how people were living in Europe at the same time, yeah yeah exactly just completely a totally different thing: yeah.
Syphilis were in powdered wigs in their sisters. Yes, so when they showed up and had gunpowder and all the rest of the the the native Americans instead of chance, what's crazy to me, too, is that how many people that were Stirner's they joined native
american tribes and we live in
no really so I really have on us there yeah. I was really it was common yeah, it happened and and no one, no one move the other way like no one went
right now, they were forced to american cultures, decided I'm going to move to the city now. So those are the saddest pictures of all time. When you see those native Americans put in
suits and ties and hats instead of having to take pictures.
Hard shoes and a city brutal
it's bad. You know,
It's been really interesting. You know we're talking about your bureau. Vw, yes, was from you know, twenty years after the the war with the yeah, what about those wild bill? Wild West show
yeah. They had those wild west shows where they had men who had killed a bunch of colonists, yeah
like length. A guy I think his name was mall is is
giant, indian guy who's, his fucking murderer, who
build a bunch of the settlers and he was tour with him. Wild bill would
with this guy and they would do on their way to wild West, show that shoot guns and to like put on a show for ten to fight each other clothing.
For people is like a recreation of what it might. What must have been lying she's when they, you know, captured territory from the native Americans like these do these,
yes ma'am, that's how they made their living. Jesus became a big things like the movies he pull up. The wild west shows from the 1800s
fascinating time that crazy, because just just after this had all happened without you telling stories
Nobody knew about it. You get your little weird newspaper at the to read a little story. No one really knew what was going on and how little you knew what was going on, and I'm saying he knew nothing. Town crier would come in here here you main game of the top of it. It's now Massachusetts. No one knew anything back then that
then, in that point,
the bills shows the only Ginuwine Wild West. How touring America this season over one thousand people and horses employed wow. Every equestrian nation in the world represented
wow to Florence is daily weird in startling free street parade that name Calamity Jane. I love this. This is just a show with
this guy, I wonder if there was a comedian in it. Wild West shows Man- and this is like.
Early, 1900s, late, 1800s yeah, when was it says, one thousand nine hundred and two isolated three one thousand nine three
wow. So this is, you know that be pretty cool like for a young kid years after the you know,
we're still going to war with the native Americans. Is that a picture about everything and crazy yeah there's another one? They had a reenactment, they do like Custer's last stand and
train, robberies and imagine people do to see that, like one thousand nine hundred and one Sure York yet no movies, he had nothing. Yet. This was your movie, oh my god. It must been amazing and you still like. I had to try
makes sense of it all like what happened yeah. How do we get here, especially, like you said, having the real guy there, who you know, could at one point
turn on everybody and start killing people in the audience. Yeah yeah there was one guy who is a giant and see if you could find that native American.
Wild west shows, I think his name was mall mall. I think that was his name
name Buffalo bill that
just a showman and sitting bull. He was a movie star hanging out together, she's Jesus Christ, look
I'm sorry we took all your lamb, but let's just hear me out, I've got an idea. We put some makeup on
yeah there and we go out, and we do these shows listen. We got whiskey
a lot of white women white women are working with.
Tour around we make money, we charge these dopes. We do two shows a day and workout. Do you think
and we're like these guys had seen him talk. Oh my god, look at him. Looking like probably scalp people yeah see Avengers custom.
By killing and scalping yellow hair. Also,
call yellow hand which he called the first scalp for Custer chain
is yeah big as show, but here's thing man that just happen.
All this just happened. We're talking about nine
One hundred I'm now, one hundred and eighteen years ago, it's almost a human lifespan. Yeah, like this convergence of human beings, is so recent. These more
I like movies in radio people like for sure it looks like a movie production like when you see her, probably fought each other a bunch. I'm sure there is some venereal disease involved, probably all died of working, Herpes, yeah didn't they had guns, they were actually shooting guns off. They had like competitions and shoot shoot off. His last three to four hours
Well, that's why the western was such a popular movie for decades, because it was
so fresh in people's minds. I mean you had grandparents that you know,
write new, this stuff right right when you think about like the 1950s westerns, only one hundred years after the fact, yeah right, that's like us watching something about something that happened during the depression. Yeah like like once upon a time in America or something like that: yeah yeah, yeah, right
that is the coolest
But it's what's so funny about. It's just show business. Exactly it's like the beginning of show business yeah we figure Alistair is I mean all of it. How much of it is really change? You know you put
the big show you make a cool poster. You get these people to come, buy tickets. Two point: five million tickets sold wow wow. You know it's really fuckedup dude, there's! No!
How many back then now stand up? Well, that's what I was going to ask Mark TWAIN when was Mark TWAIN running around 'cause. He was kind of like the first stand up
How do these shows- and he writes about it, like it's a stand up performance when was he
has written around. Will they do you sorry about probably the first yeah? I was talking about things that didn't work for a laugh in yeah, Holbrooke's touring as him he's a real story. Yeah
I didn't know those like. When did he live? What was was the lifespan of TWAIN? So that's an interesting case. You know in
TWAIN yeah, they use the n word all the time in huckleberry, oh yeah, big time an there, removing that
they were moving, it's removing it who is there.
Removing it from the books, so publishers now I'll come on. Let's I mean yeah
you want to learn about a culture learn about it,
time. Well, one of the characters in Huckleberry Finn, one of the main characters was Nager Jim. Yes, his nose, his friend yeah yeah. They
move that the n word really yeah. Yeah, that's not
accurate well that well that well, that's sanitizing, history month, Ryan's steak! If you don't learn from that Jamie pull that up pulled
the censoring of Tom Sawyer for Huckleberry Finn
Mark TWAIN had to build a little writing room out in his dad and his uh one. So we could smoke a cigar.
Out there 'cause his wife? Wouldn't let him smoke cigars, so he built himself a little shed to see, go sit out there and smoke good for him. I just want to see when his life span was.
Old tween. He was funny ever read. Twain. Yes, he's very funny really like their housing. What is the same general place? The word with the word
Slave whoa, ok, look at this. A new
for to sanitize. Huckleberry Finn comes from Alan Gribben, professor of English, at Auburn University at Montgomery AL who has
use a new edition of Twins novel that replaces that word with slave peers in the.
More than two hundred times was a common racial epithet of Al Qaeda used by
pain, part of his characters, vernacular speech? And's,
collection of the mid nineteen century social attitudes along the misses.
River. There is a an effort, but that doesn't mean that
it's been done. There's a ride at Disneyland, um
I want to say it's either splash mountain.
Or
I think it is splash mountain splash,
mountain at Disneyland, which was based on a really racist old cartoon that you can't get anymore called sothern tails. I think
it's called Southern him:
No, no, that's that's the Matterhorn!
I spent a lot of women when the briar yeah yeah yeah right right, right, yeah yeah that was very raw or briar, Bear Brier Fox yeah, Brier Fox Fox yeah, the
That whole thing is like a southerne ride and like there's, always singing ducks and we went with a guide, and the guy was explaining to us that this is all based on a really racist old thing that you can only get like bootleg copy
as of now, yeah really yeah super racist old cars they had like that are baby and write that are baby thing. Well, what is it
is southern tails. Right is what it's called just keep seeing. Briar Fox listed a bunch of times yeah song
The S telling the song of the SI think that's the name of it. I think it's called song of the si. Think that's it. I think that's the name
right now that I think about it, yeah, but it was a spanish Super race
yeah. I believe it is that a lot of bad stuff bagged
what is this is this? Is it
it is yeah. This is a pretty. They sing this in the movie. The
We do this, so why is this racist? Well, that's! What they're asking is this racist song
but right now, it's just the guy singing yeah
I don't think this is the racist part. I think the reason why you can get this online is 'cause. It's not the racist stuff uh. This is just a guy singing Mister Bluebird on my shoulder, zippity yeah
mama
so side of the south.
See if you can find song of the south. That's what I this is IBM, yes of the clip that popped up when I go in yeah,
Eighty one percent liked it
okay, Reid, rotten tomatoes. Seven
Three on I m. So it's on Imdb M D B, nineteen, forty six, why? Maybe it wasn't
Mark TWAIN died in one thousand nine hundred and ten, so that
is that he was walking around as an old dude doing these performances uh
late, 1800s, yeah, and so maybe that was the kind of
giving of stand up comedy, go back to that, go back to the page you're just on and that Snopes article on it where they do a fact check on the song of the south. You see it up there yeah I was. I was going to listen double. I was like a double check:
before? I wanted to see what this man says? It's true
was a daughter of the sun. Can you hold up? I had a a
on the south and and double ACP is on the south unavailable on video in America because of the n double ACP threats status, true
wow yeah,
so that racist wonder what it was. Ten was so much races.
Briar Rabbit, Briar Fox prayer. Bear
library. What does that mean? A briar like stuck in a briar like VR dash er rabbit, yeah prayer, prayer
box. It's Bray,
bear. So that's the idea that they're stuck in briers the minstrel tradition.
Uncle Remus Stories, the major objections to the song of the S had to do with the live action. Portions Philbin criticized both for making slavery, appear, pleasant and pretending slavery didn't exist, even though the film
that's okay, you're caught in between. Let us that for tennis, what you just said, even though the film like Harris original collection of stories is set after the civil war and the abolition of slavery, still as folklorist Patricia Rates yeah,
that's fascinating. So it's kind of interesting, especially when you talk about the when you talk about the huckleberry,
in part, like they're saying. Ok, take that out yeah.
And then this one they're saying they have an objection to make it seem like slavery, didn't exist right. That's why you can't take it out of Huckleberry Finn because
you need to know that this existed. We need to deal with it.
I understand it rather than sanitize it problem is defending it right, like you, can't really
it's almost impossible to defend that the use
That word, I give you
to defend the use of that where you say well, we want to put that word back in a book. People like what are you racist right, but you can't. You know that this graph
this is history, yeah right, exactly rational, right,
There's no rationality when it comes to dangerous
forbidden words right, as you saw from the Kendrick Lamar,
concert right right. I mean that's yeah, wonder what Wayne would say. Do you think that, ultimately,
like this- is all going to sort itself out like this all this
correct craziness, and this kind of shared that this is just a little rough patch of chaos that we get through on our way to establishing a new way of communicating with people a new way.
Appreciate each other and that you know
this even the anti white racism and anti male sexism and all the stuff is just a you know:
wave going this way and then I'll go that way and then I'll settle in the man of yeah and then we're learning from even these missteps like. Why can't we hate all men- or you know anything like
Then we learn from these missteps in the outrage that goes these missteps and we say. Oh, I understand
This woman feels this way, she's, probably abused by men and dealt with men, an bosses and sees people like Harvey Winds, dean in them and my mainstream media that have abused and violated and victimized women yeah and that it this is gonna about
itself out and the only way I think so. You have to have outrage and then correction yeah.
That's the way. History seems to go. It's
like you know there, you would think in certain
so we don't have to work that hard to
It's these evils, but then evil pops up again and yeah. It was like okay, no with still here, we still have to deal with it yeah and you just
hope. At the end we all end up like Bruno Mars. We all look like remarks and everybody's happy, because no one knows who what anybody is yeah just having a good time or a little darker, not totally wait, not totally black and everybody's the way. What about white people I like looking at white people, I, like some white people, I like I like the whole thing I like the for
after we have variety in the way people look like some people look like seal and some people look like looks like a super white lady
like a yeah cool kid, then the call came in a bit. Is why just last name yeah white, so why they are a must read: yeah yeah, it is good
Have a nice mix, man yeah, it's like everything, but I don't know. There's it's fascinating, we're still, these very tribal. You know we
talk with all these thousands of years and what we've done where we've come there seal deal like this. This just
instinctual tribal element to a lot of humanity. You gotta give a dick like an axe, handle
Two way short like that. The view that shirt, he is sure all the way I was billion with gold chains hanging out with a white coat yeah. Now your pack in
Please get sunglasses on at night, which is always a bold move that really only black people can pull off yeah exactly just owning it look at him
slanging dick and singing song do DA do DA,
here, but him anymore, man. Well, you never know know, know dude when I first moved to California, when I first got some money
I was on this television show on the first things I bought as a stereo. Yes,
always loved like good music. So I bought the stereo and I
what seal and I member listened to kissed by a rose from the grave yeah over the name that scans, but that that song, I never really
I never heard it on a good stereo before, but I have these two speakers and
It is all these like layers and piano
transaction fees that has all the stuff that comes out of you know when you're sitting in front of like good speakers yeah, you hear all the layers, the music and I'll be like. Why seems like hearing in new all over again so like you're in it, you yeah he was, I mean I guess he still is he still alive, but he acts of Aachen, AL yeah, a real artist and so different than it like. Try naming someone who sounds like seal yeah.
I can't the black keys, no, no!
the fucking original man. Yeah
supervise resident- I don't know
he's got a very unique style. Yeah
There's a lot of those what what's unique about? There are a lot of artists that have this really crazy kind of unique style, but they don't become accepted from the mainstream by the mainstream right,
Like there's, you listen to Kcrw in the morning and there's like a lot of weird
experimental stuff, but not that many people know they exist,
seal was able to make that like a poop you one of those hipsters, listen to that channel,
You and Henry Rollins
yeah. I like his he w the morning. I don't know morning Saturday listen to radio in a decade for real yup.
Your new music! I don't know, come on this now. I know what to get you for Father's day
get you some alvise performance is. This recent know know know know
is vh1. Vh one is one of things when he was peaking VH1 still around, it was still around the real housewives and all yeah. I
really be done now. That's that's! Bravo! Alright! Well then, I didn't need to like real.
Do you like reality, shows and stuff love and basketball or eleven hip hop or something.
Why did he have face bubbles?
scarring yeah, I don't know, was that
that there's an article from three days ago. They had well oh, really
just three days ago. People still thinking about it. People are still
well, he was so good.
His body of work is just radically dropped off
A lesson in Lupus had lupus. Oh that's! Where
get the scarring from his face from Lupus.
Wow wow interesting. Is that
amazing you have it all on your face and still be like no man. I am beautiful and you're going to think it too
well, not really don't get new music, you know listen to new music. I don't even know what it is come on. Joe are. I totally Bruno Mars he's new yeah he's in, though that got to somehow get cut. He just dropped a new album this week,
yes, two Moody's, too moody. Listening with your white privilege, you son of a bich. She appropriating kid Cudi. Is it mute moody yeah,
yeah oppression based music he's getting his feelings out kind of stuff yeah
a lot of the deals with a mental illness. You're lucky your question: bake, bread and cookies, and I love as you you know. Like Moody, did I do love movie stuff. I like I've, listened to him. I get every everyone that he's one of those the prove themselves so early like I just loved it, so that I just get whatever he puts out. Welcome
is like that he's like that, it's just like so you're into
hip hop
yeah a little bit. I try, but you know you like old, older stuff, older hip, hop. Do you like Gang Starr know how dare you,
the town and get the out of here Gangstar Gang Starr. Even though
Gangstar, so you hurt my
come on there were you in the nineties.
I was. I was around
I was going around.
In the 90s early 90s grateful dead is the end of the dead.
Grateful dead, are grateful, dead,
rather see George, give me Allman brothers, Allman brothers and it's
I was listening yourself, favor download a decade of hits. I was listening, tribe called quest to like you know
The one that went away de la soul
they're, not grammar? So great they were great Dala Dala,
De la soul, they were amazing dude. They were great. They were hot like right. When I first got
comedy cool dude.
Three feet high and rising just run D. Well, that's great!
They released all their music, but their music came from like six months six months of music like what the fuck man yeah. I did not confuses me. I love nausea exhaust fan
good morning how,
does someone put out something. How does it a group put out something? That's so good for a short period of time and then not bump bump bump bump bump.
But we three some
number great
look inside? They were really good and they were interesting so hard to keep a band together.
They were yeah. They were good to get high too. We probably did him in some white pitches, white girls and Babitch came along fucked everything up. I just don't like the way he looks at you when you saying
this fact? When I was a I like to pop and stuff- and I still do- but it's a very you- know old white Guy way of doing it when I, when I find it, I know it must be over like why that I that I found Kendrick, I was like no, so this is a done right, find it it's over yeah and and and- and I don't think, yeah one of the kill, Kendrick Lamar's momentum, but now you know he's got too much momentum yeah, but it was
okay white. I mean we got to me
I tried it like. I try to listen to music, but you know it's different when you're young and it just hits you and you right from your friends and I have to like really track it find music. Now 'cause. I have no friends I go to Jamie and then I have to go through a filter.
Add to throw it through a yeah, but he wears easy right. Exactly he's making the not nothing about that comes on two weeks. Does it really say Connie is producing Nazim? Well, I'm not saying that doesn't produce good music right, I'm just saying it's sneakers killer MIKE I like killer MIKE there you go yeah, I like a lot of stuff, but you know it's a big
big range. If you listen to bluegrass and hip hop, it means you're, just kind of tasting it. All I feel, like music is
Alot like movies in that people are constantly making new stuff, and you can't see it all
Seattle. It's true, I mean think about movies. They have been making movies, since, whenever the fuck they started making movies and every week they come out with new,
movies dear no one ever says: hey folks, you know we just realize if we keep making movies you're, never going to watch the godfather going to watch taxi driver you're, never going to watch the classics, you're going to stop making movies for a while and let you fuckers catch up ten years off now I will start up and again ten years you know just cranking them out it's going even more 'cause. Now you can just make him on your phone like the technology to be able to make movies. So you can just do it. Dude you mean the phone
that we have now or dogshite compared the phone
have happened. Ten years just shot a whole movie on his Iphone did really yeah. What is it?
call Dunn, sane, whoa, yeah, 'cause, it's trapped in a
mental institution? Isn't there a horror movie? That's out right now called hereditary. What is that about
is that a good one, let's hope so
dealer who's in the trailer play. Trailer, love, trailers and other the bass line is easy. Sometimes it's really is the most enjoyable part of the movie. Sometimes up to give you too much, though yeah they do that with comedies mandate. To the give you too many got him punch line. Give me some volume thank
in trouble for this. I don't we oppose free trade, trailer for helping them yeah. We should I mean if you don't you guys like talking we're promoting them. We can maybe stop at thirty
give me some scary search the doll house
or an architectural design here a model with man walks in it. As soon as that was cool,
it made. It look like a real room, salons underground, who the production companies understands faces here today. I know my mom would be very touched and probably a little suspicious, Gabriel Burns in it. My mother was a very secretive and private woman from the producer of the witch witch witch. I didn't say it was good, though your name baby,
sharks at now. She was a very difficult moment. Damon land
sometimes I swear, I can feel them in the
but if it's corrected it happens, all the time can't off a dead bird. If it's crazy got a kid with mental problems, I should look at what demons. Oh, she looks good
the generations, the exorcist, you think I'm going take care.
When you die
coming up. She was real hard to get an unspeakable kind. This looks good at the end.
wow a modern day, bone GM
that looks good. That looks Gary. I can't believe I can't see it. Why can't you see it 'cause? I can't
anything when do you see things? Are we talking about
just said: do you ever watch stuff,
Yeah I gotta movies bro yeah. When do you do that whenever I can? I
what's wrong with you? You're writing books and
making bread take couple hours,
I've got a got: damn movies,
is killing. I really haven't my father that
the other day watch it on the watch this movie on the plane
I haven't watched a movie on a plane in two years was the movie that any Bravo said he saw for like six minutes, and then he left some. Not it was one of the new is a big blockbuster movie.
Oh yeah, was it black Panther? No, no, it was the Avengers damn! Oh, they
yeah that new one, the dead pool 'cause. I think it might have been the avengers or something
new Avengers One that everyone loves. It makes sense to have walked out that so quickly,
he is here. One makes sense period
That is that weird taste go to the movies. How often do you go to the movies one so month, month month, yeah, maybe once
yeah. I want some on flights yeah when they come out really get too much of a chance,
You know what I really enjoyed that Tom cruise
movie about Barry Seal made in America. Well, yeah yeah! I was pretty. It was good yeah. I was pretty surprised by that. That's a good god! Dam move
You forget how Good Tom Cruise is too he's he's great yeah
All of the crazy talk show stuff aside that guy's amazing, oh a scientologist yeah!
he's got his own stuff, but he makes good movies, but
people who are out of their mind, make good shyt. Yes, that's part of the thing. Yes,
part of being good at stuff. These
some of the crazy assholes good
but if we can harness it word, you can harness it and put it into into something. It's good movie. Man yeah
alright I'll make it impossible. Yeah come on cruise comes out in a couple weeks. I'm just going to live. That's right here.
Go cruise guy gets to the end and he lives. Does all his own stunts ship is going to drive that thing off the back lafouge as as he just he just does that yeah? He does a lot of stuff
as always I produce anything, is fifty three or fifty four.
And we still doing his own stunts yeah, it's pretty bad as yeah.
He was in uh was that Jack Reacher Movie, though, that one
That was a turd hanging. Another one said that now I think it might have been John Wick, but going to third one, of course are doing right. Quick yeah yeah you got killed. I repeat he was in was an awesome movie. I think they change the name of it. I don't think that's what it was originally called, but you have to keep
doing the scene. He was back in the end up like on everyone. Yeah was an exam tomorrow that movie the day after tomorrow, all right was not changed.
We used to be called, kill, die repeat edge of tomorrow edge of tomorrow? That's right! That movie was
fuckin' bad. That was a really solid, really good science fiction movie,
but it was one of the ones that came out. What year did it come out? Doesn't fourteen two?
fourteen just a few years removed from him being wacky when he did that
Matt Lauer Interview on the today show it was like you being glib Matt being glib, but talking about Bro
feels to psychiatric medication, and you understand this. I understand this yeah yeah Scientology is highly critical of psychiatric mentation
they prefer. You stay crazy.
That you don't know what you're talking about man. Have you done the research I've done, the research yeah you're, glib, Matt, you're, glib,
mellower didn't handle it that good either this year
most ago. Explain to me the mechanism of the
it's happening with these psychiatric drugs. And what do you pose and why do you think that you understand the biological makeup of all these different human beings and that
none of them should be taken psychiatric medication.
Anything to say that you're smarter than all these biologists and medical scientists and all these people that have concocted
SSR eyes in different? Have you done the research
have you done the research you glib making top going to right now?
Deborah tell you the first time I did Letterman when Cruz was on it. They would tell you that story. No. I was
to do my first letter, man, I'm super nervous and I'm just trying to tell myself. You know
any other show it's just like any other show. You know I'm Tom Cruises
first time he's on the show in like ten years fifteen years,
and he's on, and I'm watching through the minor he's running up and down the he's running up and down the theater, the theater
like saying hi to people at during the break. No yeah he's like hey and he's like running.
Shut down and having this great time like it's just it's just another, shoulder it'll, be ok, and then they bring you down stairs
and you're standing outside this door like to go onto the stage and he
good night during the show
and he would
door swings open and a very sweaty Tom cruise is like nose to nose with me he's like you're. Next,
any hugs me like woo, it's great out there. It goes bouncing up the stairs.
Yeah. What's going to happen to me up, this is terrifying. He totally took all of my coolness just chew or strange
hi yeah, but the energy just he was like electric eel and I'm just like it's all right. I can get through this such a strange, strange guy yeah when he gets into that. Like I'm laughing thing, is this gets weird? Well, it's no! The owl no was in such a high altitude that it would, you know, cause death
I'm standing in the wings right now. What are you thinking? What am I going to say? First, think those
how's. Things are such a little weird sprint has my tie as my tie right. What's my first line, what am I going to say I'm going to do. I go out
Casual yeah, I guess there's a heated interview from Matt Lauer play that it's right there is coming up next here. It is his mat mat
they're back. Tell ya. Get bags got all that hair. Two thousand fourteen, it's a yeah radio plate, was my first exposure to the system to consider this an alien movie. The the this story breaks down
in a lot of different levels, and they looked at each other, already yeah, not the best father in the world when we were working on this story originally three years ago, steve- and I came up with this idea of making about a family-
okay, that was a good movie
Yeah me too, Wanna go inside. Of course you do that real sense of like we're going to go. Well, that's what I think it would probably be like if we did get invaded too that be robots like that yeah. Now we cool here place on that before I was a scientologist. I never agreed with psychiatry and then, when I started studying the history of psychiatry, I started realizing more and more. Why I didn't agree with psychiatry and as far as the Brooke Shields thing is, look I don't understand. I really care about Brooke Shields.
I will use a wonderful and talented woman, and I want to see you do well, and I know that psychiatry is it's
pseudo science to atomic. She said that this particular thing helped her feel better. What is the machine had depression or going to a counselor or psychiatrist? Isn't enough may have been
in it here we are today where I talk out against drugs and psychiatric abuses of electric shocking people against their will of drugging children with them, not knowing
it's got good gun back to these drugs. Do you know what Adderall is? Do you know ridlen? Do you know now that Ritalin is a street drug? Do understand that the
and says no matter mailed a matter that is landing Manson. We're! Switching! Madam asking a question. I understand. There's abuse of all of these. Now you see here's a problem. You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do art there exam
holes in might not look shields being example of someone who benefited from one of those drugs. All it does is mask the problem and if you understand the history of it, it masks the problem
That's what it does. He is pretty aggressive on our
Larry wasn't being shed. He just testing
meanwhile he's right about a lot of it is definitely right about Adderall and Ritalin that so yeah use it, but
You abuse just because someone abuses, it doesn't mean it doesn't have uses. You know it. Doesn't I don't. I've met people that are on adderall and they say they need.
I don't know the right yeah, but the guy who developed adder all says that it should be for about four percent of the population. That's a lot of it. I got four people,
one hundred and the room, four hundred people, four of them were cranked out and doctors are cranking it out. Like thirty percent, is like their nations, they say yeah, it's like super high. He, the guy who made it said it's being abused,
well, I'm sure it is, and amongst journey down the research to have you done the research well, I know a lot of people and I understand this- damn it understands, but he's right about little.
Kids and Ritalin and I had a neighbor, they drug their kid up, Fuckin' riddle and it was weird it was wrong with the kid he just had Energi.
And the parents are working all the time they just didn't want to deal with it and put the kid on Ritalin they were bad parent, that's,
terrible? I I was watching it happened. I was like whoa and then they
only kid out, they got him on his head and he was just like, like
little zombie kid after that
Oh man say hi to music hi. Oh, my god, that's terrible 'cause we could have been an artist, could have been something great right. Take it away from him, you put a kid in the classroom and you make him listen to boring shit all day yeah. I don't want to do it. You think well, there's something wrong with this child yeah right now,
it's kind of actually a free thinker he's actually going to do something really cool yeah he's got enerji. Let him figure it out and do something great
turn off the walls. Yeah. Let him go outside yeah 'cause he's not turning into a robot like the rest of the class, but that's what we need. We need robots. We need workers what we can do with the 3d printers. We can write them
totally with human skin around the outsides they're going to ship, the 3d
interest to Mars and have them make all
stuff. We need on Mars right there, you don't ship, it do you think,
in our lifetime someone's is going to fly to Mars and live there. Yes, you're looking at him
I've already told my family. I might not come back, but I'm going
I am here, come back! If you go there, you not coming back. I know how to die on ours, pretty cool. No! You will be able to set up their room yeah. I will
is it by then come is going to be all hologram, so you'll be able to like. Be
beam you into a room. Yeah it'll. Be me at the comedy, store doing the late nights episode in ours, so I couldn't
No, you don't worry yeah, we won't feel a log. You won't feel it. It's an analog experience, yeah, there's no enerji transfer yet think someday yeah we're going to harness your enerji it'll. Be that good,
Yeah, I you be able to people weren't there yeah I'm going make it with my 3d printer
with human cells and then bang them we're setting up
This is why I made you were just debating you. Well, that's that's an interesting question right! There's people that are considering the ethical implications of making a headless person that you,
harvest your organs, for like say right. If Tom Papa,
so I'm going to make a headless tom pop up right and I'm just going to drink like a fish and scoop the fuckin' liver out of this hole and stick it into my body. It's pretty cool. It is
It was great yeah if your grandpa needs a liver and you want to keep Grandpa live harness all those parts yeah. But what are the what's the ethical considerations
someone just told me that there is, if you need a part, if you need an organ or something you go to the states that have no helmet laws. Jeez,
How crazy is that
I was just in Chicago Chicago was never helmet
oh, really watch these people ride on the highway
but you know what I was delivering home and then
in Chicago they don't have helmet laws, but they can't split lanes right when I came home an these fucking guys just driving right next to cars, whizzing in between lanes and I'm like what's more dangerous
Is splitting lanes more dangerous or is it riding around with no helmet? I don't know scary, though both of 'em.
If you ever read in a motorcycle yeah for years as you like fifteen years, yeah, look at you, so my kids were born
Yeah I went around the whole country on my bike feeling my wife and I, on the back for five weeks loaded. We talk well, since I can't think so like we do you must've it's one of my big story. You know among the so
I'm missing, you choose it sooner. I do miss it. I meant, like I see by I've, been looking at it more.
Would you a MOTO Guzzi had like say if you had a summer house like in big, bear some like that ever a main, nobody up there. You just try
get a nice bike up there that I was not at a slow. I would do that. I gotta get a house freedom. I love it.
You're, so focused 'cause. You don't want to die it's one of those things that you're just so focused on. You forget about the whole rest of the world locked in it's so nice to sound good. I know I've been looking at bikes lately. Please see people to get fuckd up. Bye, bye,
This is not good now, especially here. I know you don't listen to the radio, but if you do out here, you hear about radio motorcycle accidents like every day,
news, radio and, like others, traffic on the five there was a motorcycle accident.
Like a lot it because it's music, that's
do well on the radio. Well, they break in once in awhile and say: there's an accident or something
not listening to Sirius Xm.
Orbison tests or you listen to Sirius. What do you listen to?
sometimes I listen to comedians. Sometimes
into the news and I have a Sinatra station: a coal train station home, yeah music. You know I'm a hip dad, yeah, yeah teaching kids think you're have
now now humiliate totally just how it's always going to be, which is cool.
Well, they like that they like, knowing that the dork is there and he loves them.
Okay! Yeah! Don't you me
your kids laugh yeah, it's the best fun. A lot of dads can't make their kids laugh. Really. Yes,
we can make him laugh in a goofy way when you can let make them laugh in a way that you know is really funny right. That's like you know,
My young stand up funny. My youngest is for access.
Yeah she's, really into it too. She's really into saying funny shapes that good timing. It's good! It's funny, my little ones the same way yeah. Well, they realize that's how they get attention: yeah, yeah, you're, wise, ases, yeah. You say something they say something funny. Everybody laughs and they're like wow that felt good yeah, give him a little charge,
funny, too, is probably the same
in which she has mine has. Is that they're not doing it for you they're doing a pure?
for them here to mock you yeah, they victimize, you yeah your available mock you. What's it like being old, a mock you, I love to mark the fact that I'm bald yeah
I know they mark that. I can't see. Let me glasses, yeah, yeah, he's dying, haha daddy's eyes are fading. Loser watching me use a cell phone and not be able to navigate just dad just give it to me
oh. They know how to use electronics in a weird way. Oh
Everything should take to it like they know how to
videos and showing them like. How do you know how to do that? Like
they don't even have a phone completely still use my
Who's phone are making videos in Mccalla Fuct. Did you know how to do that? This little video, editor programs and shit 'cause, I have a young brain. I can learn things very quickly. Very quick. My eyesight is killer. I can learn things
quickly? Yeah I saw a killer is a big deal, but I think it's so the the brain is so plastic. Yeah. The the mental plasticity is just the s
They figured it. Oh yeah, you swipe right all you do that and then you highlight that and spread this out and touch that and it edit
what do you want to filter? So you go down the bottom.
My kids, where, with my wife at a party at a relatives when I got
yesterday they weren't there and I facetime with my daughter.
How's mom doing this board at the party. Just like his mom, I said how's mom, doing it the party she's she's doing
ok, she's inside she's, a hurdle repeat a couple store
a couple times, but she seems to be having fun
they're, all over us and one day, they'll be us yeah, it's great I'll, be there
version of us yeah raising their own kid going. What the fuck I've got. Kids
and you'll be like: where is new baby, that they don't like? Hey it's cute hair, take a
going fishing and I've got responsibilities anymore. Let me have a little kiss. Let me get some sugar from that baby. Cheek now, I'm out by changing the diapers yeah. Can I baby sit Friday night? No, no! That's for you! I'm working! Do you think you'll be working today?
the bitter end to the end. There's now
well part when I hear people say that they're going to retire, like anybody just in the world, say here, retirement
I know. That's one thing, I'm not doing right, there's! No, why? Why would you retire?
I want to make stuff until I go, I want to put out stuff and see
that stuff will be later on. Who knows well also,
we've chosen a path that it's just perfect for you, yeah
you actually you're not working
you have to go to work. You working 'cause.
Enjoy what you do, which is really what I encourage.
To try to attempt to do this. This this thing that were taught in school
to try to find a good job. That pays. Well, that's wonderful advice, but it's not the best advice. The best advice is try to find the thing that you love to
yeah, because if you can do that,
then you never have that feeling that most people have when it comes to work. Most people have that feeling like. Oh I've got to go to work right. You never have
never well. That's also, I think, with some luck involved in that for sure
You there's also decisions yeah you make. If you don't have that lock to try to make that lock,
yeah and then there's also talent is also like some.
You want to be a comedian and they really would never will be yeah. I just can't, I think, being self aware of
What you really really want to do as the person? Not thinking of it even in terms of work but being
Looking at yourself enough to know what you're good at and what you enjoy Right-
and then follow that path, whether it makes a business sense or not. That's the best thing you can do you
no, where it's going to leave it at least you're heading in the direction where it's stuff, you like
stuff. You know you have an aptitude for so where you
end up in that area will be pretty close to happiness. You know words of wisdom from Tom Papa author
your dad stole my rake.
The bill now? Is it audio version is an audio version. Two. Is you use your voice night hours nine hours into? Thank God you did, though, reading I got some for I. I read a lot of books on tape or have a lot of books. Written read to me yeah. The real problem
is when you know that it's not the author and you hear someone have some sort of bullshit
should half fast connection to the words they're saying. No, I know I'm good, that's why it was
to do actually, because it's nine hours of reading made gotta read whole book, but also
I have to be behind it. I got it, I wouldn't you know they don't want me doing a phone inversion. How many hours at a time did you
a broken into two like four and a half each day. It's hard it's hard to do the
on point for that long. It was a thing like when you get out of there, but also you know when you go in those boots,
looks like even in this show like times different here. Yeah it's different here than
three hours somewhere else. Three hours is up. We did three hours see see there. You go crazy, exactly
There's something going on with the timing, you're engaged
It's not like three hours out in the world, yeah time warp,
it's a total time warp yeah, it's uh
whenever, whenever I say I'm doing this show is that people who he tells like three hours. I think that's not a thing
It's yeah, it's just doing with you and I you just doing the show believe me. It's a thing with some people, some people just squeezing blood out of a walk. Now I could do this for four hours. Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy
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