Felipe Esparza is an actor and stand up comedian, who won Last Comic Standing in 2010. Check out his podcast called "What's Up Fool?" available on iTunes & SoundCloud: https://felipesworld.com/podcast/
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full good and you have to have you have to say that I don't know it seems like it happened. Like you said what's up dude and then you said: what's up fool, you corrected yourself yeah. I guess I'm slipping exactly We have such a cool, saying like you, do you almost feel compelled to use it yeah, so like people. My neighborhood will answer the phone like that, thing grown in Colorado. Her brother's reform was awful yes, normal right yeah. That is a cool mexican thing to say, nope more like the hood, the result more at the West Coast, Hoodie West, Those hood like not necessarily central, makes against blacks and we took it from the blacks. Ok,
but a more the Lego West Coast, so Central EAST La Boyle Heights Boyle Heights in the house. Yes, sir yeah, what that's it you know! This is a contentious time for people when it comes to like Mexicans and Americans. With this whole wall thing yeah. I I would to want to go to look at the walls because I went to are Mexico, yeah and the like, and the right at the border of the gate, leg, the gate right now, the water to the gate and across for the gate. They have like eight wall prototypes Like the ones to like eight war prototype like there's one wall, that's like a it's, a wall was a man and it has concrete. There's another one, that's different and then like you know when you go by for house yeah are the tiles oh wow, though Well, like it or little home depot. Yes,
like a sign like a placard with different wow, look at that's it. I was right. I was there. I was right in front of that. Each one of those I think, cause twenty five million each wall, each each like one, yeah Watt someone's getting robbed, but there's some contractors right now in New Jersey, gold, wait, wait, hey hey what the fuck I could do that for thirty Grand anytime, you have a wall. Historically goes down right. People want to get over that wall, it's natural. When I get out people want to Now they want to get in. To get ahold of here's, the crazy should about the wall, I'm sure you've seen where it goes into the ocean. Yeah I was there like how you going to stop. So from going around that that is the this thing ever that is like having this jiji,
Antique Mall that is like having like a gigantic huge impenetrable bow. But on one side this just like a door yeah, that's a you go right around that may be hard to bring all your shit. So what happens these guys right? There are in the Mexico beside those guys over there on the California side, like that, is the weirdest shit ever play ball with each other. Do they yeah, really wow so they added the added another e to their wall right there, so that wall, that's an old wall, see that's the construction of the wall, yeah that I saw now: yeah wow man sourceware, but as soon as you swim, you know that part of the coast cards come get you that is so crazy. Just what is
Right and people go, you don't wanna Wall relax. I haven't said any of that. Not saying that say just look at this, just as I use your brain just look at this objectively and see how bizarre it is that there's a gigantic physical. Boundary to keep certain people from going into a certain area. I mean I. I think that that one day that has to not be a thing anymore right when you say. It's so, and there is a crazy thing to justify like the you can come to the good spots. Are the good spots are limited? Well, do we let people in them to be no more, no more good spot it'll be just like the bad spots. That's the that's! The fear,
and here's the thing man that a non on khan- that's not a it, is signed in perfect. It's not a few! That's not totally illogical either. Right, like you, would be worried. If you lived in a sweet place like a name, a city, not too many people, perfect size, boulder, Colorado, voters, cool yeah, nice. What, if a million more people moved into boulder. No, sudden, it's a million one hundred thousand. You like what the fuck what the fuck is. You can't go anywhere now. Everybody is rude. People start getting antsy that the way they drive it drive faster. That's what happens with more more gangs. How do you fix that? That's how that's what we need to fix, not like whether or not there's a wall look at each fix. How do you fix
from getting crazy. I know man they will surely to Boulder Colorado Potter, have a subway system to Cape, get a low people off the streets, yeah yeah, if they did yeah, if they did have like a couple million people move there like bam, start moving shouldn't set. So it did. She would change radically. That's what happens to places you too many people. They just change this So it's still strange Fuxia wall. It is more enjoyment your house, I'm not saying that I did, but it gets so they get so right wing. He left with a view about what you just take the comedy yeah. No I'm saying is it's weird, it's fucking, weird It seems to be something that should be. Perhaps re examined this idea of like it's almost like. We have weird parents that we have to listen to for a whole life and that those parents are the government.
I know I look like when I was when I was little boy I would live in a Mexico, an my mother. She to tie me up two, dump, so so we'll run away holy. That's on clay to follow my dad to work every day, but that was like a a. I think he was like a steel worker or something he worked another lady the. So we work with metal all the time yeah and I will follow him to to work everyday 'cause, I was bored little kid. I guess, and it could have run away every day and my mom We have two little ST start with a rope other pet, basically Jesus Christ holy ship, that's uh! your memory. I know right, I live there now. I remember I lived in Mexico for a little while so three or four, then my dad took off. Do you, member Mexico to
I remember a bathroom with outside, like outhouse. Where do you the flashlight, to go outside wow, I remember mosquitoes everywhere and my mom's family are living in like in one big ranch with different houses, and it was fuckking dusty. I mean it was dusty old living in ARM Sinaloa Mexico, and I'm pleased to be a truck that will water the the ground every day, because it was too dusty and though no cement, but then my dad took out the United States and we followed him We came in, we would we live. We were living in them, the one of Mexico for about two years. Do you remember how you got through yeah? We were at willow that made it through. First, Start of another family then came and got us now would have what I thought he was gone for a long time and little
We we went, we were living with my aunt. Her name is Julia and she lived in Tijuana Mexico. Read this with that, with that, with a gate is alone at that essay was up and down we, we went across uh. Like the coyote. You know a smuggler Monty the money and we got his car. We cry we made it through. I remember we made it through, but there's like a checkpoint back in the day in San Clemente CA, the California Sheriff Department will just like They will randomly stop cars. You know like too many people in one card, it's card too heavy right, so they got a Stanley, they put it in there like in a hoe. Sale. My mom went one way. We went the other way, an how old we I was probably for maybe or five hundred member, but all three hundred and three little brothers I have my little brother- was like three another one was one or two:
because why would they separate you from your mom? I don't know that's. I guess that's how they process wet or illegal people that seems kind of, She went to one way in. I don't know but I don't know crying or being scared. I just know that we watching June zero wow american cartoons? That's all you remember, and then they caught us. We went back again and the out again in another car and we got separated again, but this time we hold for a longer time and, however, my when she saw the Mexico she highly because you guys again just jokingly wow, but the third time was late, my dad and my mom came over this crazy idea, because we have brothers, nomad cousin, Sandizell California and my mom said you know we just borrow their passports. You know to cross
and I well, I don't remember this. You know I just found out recently that what happened my brother told me my, young brother. We just among Little girl I go for little girl, because that we had like three passports and two were boys. One was girl and we took straws again and my mom and my aunt for my little brother to be a little girl, how they make him. Look like a girl. They just seem like a little for two weeks just to play around you know they give a fake name and so so and play. You know dancing, Is he getting ready playing with little barbie dolls, and so he was preparing pairing broker, Dinero Bro wow? Getting for that row of his life wow. How old was he? He was too early
Thor three million We crossed and we made it all the way- and I will number that some other car pictures we jumped in another car right away and then we jumped in another car and then that car drove us to come to southern California were lacking confidence somewhere. In Carson, we're in a house to hell There was a little funny will go and, let God for illegal immigrants. Like everybody they'll go, different places, What are you going to go to Saint Louis, this guy Are you going to Diego this lady three? He is going to go to Boyle Heights because that's where the father is so that we are not going to blow hides and I'm going to speak no English at all, but uh I picked up English right away. You know 'cause your little
I watch about a woman who said the six million dollar. Man will hope to say hazard, so you basically picked up from tv yeah we'll have them too Blake. What kind of what kind of like lessons did you take. Listen we're in English or none zero. Who knows that when I was there in elementary school, it was different from now there was no like separated, these kids, who don't speak spanish and put him in English as a second language class. I started. I started on kindergarten, so so you do picked it up. I picked it up. The crazy should never spoke spanish to us. She never said I'm. Okay, Hawaiian, you but you know what apple is that it wasn't nothing like that it was it was I don't got time for you you're, going to pick it up or not
as you were, you were so young- your brain could pick up another language really quickly. Is that what they say like young people, their brains, pick up languages quicker? I do have a piccolo really fast, but to my pronounce, yeah. She would not there right. They didn't know how to say Bionic. I will stable ion that kind of makes sense right that a part of your brain would really develop and make it really easy to learn a language when it's really young. You know like ok. How do I say this? What do I do you like, give more of a desperation for figuring it out, but I bet you a little kid that comes from another country like you did well you're a perfect example. You learned from tv, that's crazy So you want to just talking to people that were around you and television, vision nobody's saying this is how you say: this is a pronoun. This is a noun. This is a verb not telling you anything Nobody told me that, but later? I had a cousin who lived this Santa Paula and she taught me that
stuff like this, how see you say? Kahuna word we paid, it will be school together, yeah or did she give me I meant that we would give to pretend to be a teacher and a read. You know what man for little kids that should be fascinating learning how to speak a lot about for whatever reason we decide that it's boring, learning language like oh, it's so much work. I gotta read another book yeah that park up another We will give you now come on. Man just get Rosetta stone in my God, man, black magic. Learn Chinese like why, you saying, I'm going to learn how to read it too. I could read that stuff, and then say uh how much time would that take. That would be crazy, german in high school for like a whole year and I'm going to eight in the class, but I didn't learn anything see for me. I think everything gets super squirrely with unusual, like languages that use things other than our letters soon
use things other than our letters like you see Russian, you like what is what the what should they have totally different like ways using our letters, pull up some like Russian pull up like russian translation, like Russians have there's. They got wise in Aaron as though she's yeah it's a lamp, it's such up a powerful language. It looks like almost like Viking runes or something like that. Sometimes by Braille, it's a crazy, don't look too crazy. Looking language like another one is arabic, Arabic's crazy. Looking like was willing Look at that? What the hell is that man? That's! What is this stuff that you see in the movie Indiana Jones? What is that thing that looks like a like a spade with a knife through its heart?
yeah that thing right there. We don't make a state that at a hotel right, look at that like what is that called Krilic. They call it Krilic. Ok, look at the language like look at it when you see it written down with that weird double K thing F K, T E's, cable, look at that! One crown refers to watch russian Willow for chair to give you the the be losing a six, but they have our letters to but they're backwards. Look! Look at! Look at that again. This almost like look how they have ours, but they have a backwards capital or one. Backwards lower case. Then it looks like that's insane like look at that you that you with a big dick. What is that? There's you with a big dick These are you with two dicks little dealer little chair yeah. This is a fascinating language. Rfp's sc! I think. If we lived on another planet,
and we were looking. We were observing a giant culture that had nuclear power, but they all hadn't even agree done the same language. Yet we like what are these crazy the assholes doing what are they doing? There don't speak different, can't they can understand each other. They all have clear power and they can't understand each other, so you're, relying on translators in people to speak for you and representatives. I know I watched that movie of clothing for the first time on mushrooms, well, man, man, dude and about communication with the community with Ufos and overcooked. Maintaining yeah do do do. Do do We have like a hand thing you would do with it. That was amazing, I wonder like what, if we would like humans always think that they know what the other person might be saying right, But what are the whole time you like detonator
along with each other daily Nini problem is like what they're saying means different things in different cultures. To what's what you just to on earth. People just have different styles of living. You can't tell him there wrong in Africa or the Right Norwegia Norwegia, What is agent Norway, Norway, how funny Norwegia? I'm coming I'm trying to come up with a cold weather. In the middle of Iceland, I should win with lights. I slint it's like that. These freezing climates who's right who's. You know who's right like in Argentina, we had a guest on a podcast. He said that he said that when they're performing, he said that they were spitting at them. And I will well with spinning you because of how they say. We love you in Argentina, when you're performing the city that you comment, but that people so we can make it used to it right
enough Iceland they eat this crazy shark. It's like eighty fermented shark and it's supposed to be disk gusting for everybody else, but them like they love it. It's, like God a delicacy, it's his fur and and bore Dane eight, and he said it was discussed going to people's evening on tv shows and and been like what file can assure you that some kind of fermented shark, Iceland people or some strong people- man, those p live in Iceland. Just think about how hard do you have to be for the huge man I see? No, I seen a video then working out yeah, there's like a disproportionate number of the world strongest man of come from Iceland, big at Papa John's broker, giant mutherfuckers that budget a lot of poker beer to her, probably drink whatever they thought they want. Those are Vikings man, that's! What's leftover, that's! What's left over the Vikings
back before guns like that. Just ran through villages, man, there is more poker. Does the last remnants. Once people started developing guns, then it became a fair fight and then it's like, oh okay, before that man, the Viking showed up. You were Fox Ville. There was no bueno, okay, so heavy yes, Lord giant swords. If they were all it's like the whole war, there was an actual country filled with people as big as those strongest man guys and they decide to just take over. There was no guns. They just take over. That's how it works. Arrows are not good. Enough catapults, not good enough sort out with the legs. Yeah, that's good! It was good They're little hyenas blow you away for Lamar Parker. What do you think it would be like if everybody spoke the same language? Do you think if the world spoke one language things would be better or would find other ship
to hate each other. For the sooner or later, someone will make a little language. Imagine you're right. I think Ally slang like a car here might we're going to call him. It had okay for fun right like to especially if people get to control the what the language says. People do it don't say that word, don't say this word since people get control Y with the language like, let's make our own shyt leg, I was called problematic one time for would you do. I was just a little show an there, the lady went on because all his problematic he's he say his mess mess over there. Male chauvinist? Yes just they would jolt, but she heard like the the trigger word against alright her off. So I guess she did hear that she didn't wait for the punch. I've had that happen this it's like that, lady. You should understand. You know you walked into be sure you know with your friends. They should've just warned you that uh
I say words, but you got to wait for the fucking punchline bitch, yeah there's a turn coming up here, hang in there I remember doing this show and I'll just talk about my bro. Common letter in and out of prison a lot and they book before the showing that must two hundred dollars- and I told my friend this comedian had worked with Name Steve flies talking dirty, I sorta, please bro just be clean for ten minutes. Please no surprises broader bullet passed out, just a quick eight. If you have it so we did a quick. Fifty solid killed it I went up. There was doing okay. I started talking about bottom, whatever question mark this. Is that then I said my brother been in letter prison a lot every time he comes out. Worse the first time he came out a better thief. The second he came out racist, the total races that mexican guy and a third time
He came out even worse man. He came out a born again Christian and it took my microphone away from Maine. This is a punchline like he don't still know more. He blesses themselves, you know, and then yeah You just took the microphone away, the FAT lady and she said that's enough for Mister Felipe Esparza, that's so crazy! They do You say that she says: okay, helpful, think how foolish that is to stop you from saying that, like this is a problem there's a problem, the people have, they feel righteous when you do which talk about stand up comedy in particular- and you said no, but look like that, you're going to you you're taking him for a ride, they don't know what you're going to say. Next, you know it's funny and to pretend that it's not funny, because it's talking about a certain subject, it's just crazy, because it's not about not being able to talk about subjects.
It should be like if someone has a heinous perspective like hey, I don't have a problem with kids, get raped and killed and they start trying to make a joke about that foggy fachmann. Good luck. You're on your own. You know you have a obviously heinous perspective, but Tesla heinous perspective. What you're doing talking about a guy going to jail and getting worse every time he comes out that that's also a reality. It is. It is a reality interview for people to to to to die that people become hardened criminals, because they've been in the joint three four times the joint when my live in the 50s, not as we sat in the easy to deny that you're in there with the criminals- and you know you're stuck in a cage of course you're going to come out. Worse, that's where it's fuckedup right! It's like nobody's getting any better at doing. No, no one! Ever re engineers the whole prison system, No one ever re engineers the whole people system and looks he goes why we just continue to have
Crime emanate out of these unfortunate areas. If you just fix those areas fix it, is it possible that you could have no like extreme poverty on earth? Is it possible? Do we have enough resources to does anybody know? Do people think that, in order to live the way we live now that somebody's somewhere has to live in extreme poverty is out like what they think or is it just a spot where stuck at well at the gum, the only way that would happen in a bomb. Nobody really read, it will just be middle class and poor, then there, but have so yeah, because it would, I know which is rich and middle class and poor. The rich would have to give half to the middle class in the middle class, your full of it to the poor she's, not enough money to go around sorry.
Yes up was that real, like if we had all the resources on who really knew resource immediately people to volunteer man volunteer for what to help people like you. Ok you care about. Also. So I don't see you work, put it in eight hours, no shelter walking his dog for free. What is this? billionaires make so much money last year they could end extreme poverty, seven times, Jesus Christ, the profit in that, oh, my god, that is crazy. Roughly six out of the seven, the top five hundred richest people saw their net worth. The net wealth created this year is a staggering two hundred and fifty nine point four billion here at the top five richest people who saw massive gains this year. Oh boy, Jeff, Basos in the House, CEO of Amazon, thirty five billion. Who is net worth this year holy shit. I don't know how to say this gentleman call Jan ever grants chairman Background group, twenty five billion yeah,
serve their making birds this baby. What's his name, bird are what Bernard a knockout looking in cash baby, twenty four million Zuckerberg Doctor Berg in the house, twenty four billion Jesus christ- that's a lot of money. Oh yeah, there's some, but here's the thing man, if you're going to have a game and I'm not I'm not advocating for capitalism or communism or socialism not advocated for anything what I'm going to say. If you gonna have a game Ann, you are trying to figure out what, how much of a certain thing, and if you own that thing you could do way more stuff right, you could buy a private jet, didn't get a big house. So what is it?
What are the? What are the steps you have to take in order to get that thing and because you're too much could someone have all of it and everybody else has zero? Is that possible? Okay? What if there's like? There's no rule that says you have to do something with it either like you could just collect them all yeah earn it but I'd be an asshole, but in every game, there's rules right technically, there's no rule here that says basis couldn't just when it. You know sure for sure? No, I'm I'm not I'm not saying you should. What I'm saying is. Is it possible that someone could check to a point where they have all the money? I mean if the this is. If we could they happen before what the girl Jp Morgan had all the money. That would be really yes and I I saw that that doctor bed sheet of men who built America, At one time he held he held a monopoly, all the steel in the world. Well, one thing that people really resist is, if you try to make new money, you know that's why
your playing will really edgy about bit coin. You know the little yeah what what the going on this is their own real money, they're buying houses with Bitcoin people are selling houses with big bitcoin, all right it's not to to a big point: listen man in this day and age, with the the kind of trust that people have in government in the government decisions when it comes to economics that did point stuff in Cryptocurrency stuff becomes more and more interesting to people because they go these crazy, fuckers fix and nothing and when I, when I was living in now well, I grew up in a diesel. Fuel guard is a little bit how the projects we had, what we, how we we a letter where my mom didn't have money in the bank at first our neighbor- that have money in the bank, so we They started their own little bank like we had this thing called uh. I don't know how to say it in English, Kokone DINA we get like, I guess, ten
some things that we know, and every week somebody put one hundred dollars in a pot. So there's ten of us in one hundred, everybody puts one hundred dollars and we all take turns every week collecting The pot, so you and I in him and seven other people who put in one hundred dollars, one thousand dollars, so this week this week, Joe Rogan gets it and next week everybody puts one hundred dollars again and this time he takes it. He gets a hotel dollars and then the next week I do one thousand dollars, so everybody six thousand dollars. He will be like the way we used to learn each other out money in the hood. It works under under honor system, but it works and it never works out. It always never fails because, usually like in one guy, they want to pay so there happen, like you know, it'll, look bad on his family in Mexico or bright will go hunt the food down but I used to do that will have to be the guy that you collect all the money from these people, A little boy was like twelve thirteen years old,
walking in the neighborhood with the downloading cash and passing it to this house, but no one I know that, but this is how this is, how money he worked in the neighborhood wow. Everybody was boring, for somebody could not working alone or one thousand dollars right too. That's interesting man, that's a that's! A really cool way to handle it That's a cool game like our social game that everybody is playing with each other. That's a cool way to do it, I'm not I'm and colours could do it if they got together. Oh fuck, yeah you read: okay, let his, but if I tell people put it under the that's a great idea: man, that's a great idea. I just pass it around. That's a fucking great idea. Man, don't like something, that's a social security that you would be happy to contribute to. Yes, I get a group of your friends and do that. That's super smart 'cause! Then you get these little bursts of a big chunk of money. Yes yeah man,
that's a social thing too right. I don't know who came up with it, but I think we have to like a social thing. Do you know something that keeps people communicating with each other and talking about Shitan getting excited about it? that's bad asthma, Mama Mama, the hustler Mamma Mousehold. We used to go too 'cause. I live in Boyle Heights and were next to the gonna- lay in there so many like so many parking factories, an my mom knew like she was just you know like where everything was which we got. Two there's one factory and this trash can will throw they would in a trash. Can I can a band? It was nothing but synthetic cotton. So let this frag cotton made out of plastic, which would take it out of the trash and put in hefty bag.
Then my mom. Would we go home and my mom was sold men, two pillowcases and with some pillows wow, that's hilarious. Did you had a crazy life? You know, but I could imagine it's a hustle man. How did the little boy do pretended to be the little girl? How did he do? He was gay now, Bro he was selected to it. Who do you think? Do you think that he would have been either way. You never know. Is it possible You could be like Daisy, deuce wow. Maybe we just gave. Maybe that's why they chose, and my brother for, like I had this joke I I had the story for many many years, but they're not know how to put it out there. My brother, he told me, am you do that joke about how we crossed the
Order, my mom, maybe just with a little girl, I saw you- dirt, because people going to call you that they're going to call you- and ask you where they're really happened. So what so yeah so the yeah he's I dated heating care, and now his his husband was the prize. My brother, married to this city, planner reeling yeah. That's hilarious, but it's crazy. You know Joe, like gum how naive you know. Parents can be because my brother came out being a homosexual, and my mom took us Porga WHI and my father to WHI Whi that right, you can't figure it out. Mother fucker, you just sound like a little girl. There was two asol: do you think that so. Maybe do you think it's so here's the thing
Destin. Maybe I don't know, I don't know it might it might be, but there is a possibility that you know people are malleable. You can kind of steer them in different ways. The questions are those ways good or bad. You know it's if he's happy and he's gay and they became gay because he dressed him up as a little girl. If you really truly care about gay, people. Does that bother you? It's a weird question right. It's like well man! I don't know I could you firmly believe in equality of of of sexual orientation. If you firmly even totally quality. You should have no issue with turning a little boy gay. We really, but then there's a thing like no, no. I want people to decide their own destiny, but no one decides their own destiny. Religiously right little kids get introduced into religion, but sexually is work at super important. For us,
Yes, we don't let the boy be a boy. Yeah it'll, be a boy, don't know! Fuckbois Unpeg, hey, give me some boxing gloves get out of there put the helmet on stop staring at the ball Jackson, poster in a motorcycle and fuckin' right around with shirts off yeah man right. It's like people get super scared. If someone turned a kid gay like what what happened, some people put up here and now they're louder, kids to just be what they want to be, but I think I don't know if that's possible, but I definitely think with no intervention, there's a lot of will better, just gay they're, just gay was crazy in that like there isn't there like, there's like a spectrum of gay, though right or the levels Bro, there's levels like well. I know because my brother is negative. He never my brother, like there's my brother. Fred is a really really cool and the really funny but they're, very flamboyant.
There's not at least not around knows. You know right who cares fees, though right yeah? Who cares yeah? That's not that's a funny thing. Man like flamboyant gay So that's the gay. I knew you know growing up the flamboyant one, but we like we celebrate that like look at him? What you see it dude with like a halter top on? You know I mean like David cut off shorts like Rainbow striped socks on you like go. You go boy fly boy gay like we'd love, flamboyant, gay, but like uh. Girl dressed like that. It's like! Oh you unfortunate you unfortunate child, like look at you with your seventeen inch pumps on with your shorts up to crack your ass with your tiny top on that is so sad
that you need that much attention in that weird, weird man, it's weird man! When it's a boy and he's gay, we fucking celebrate the shit out of it would look at him. He's got all these crazy. Multi colored beads on and he's just fucking blaring hell yeah. At the rave, but a girl just screaming out for Dick. Oh you, poor child. You stop that! Stop it! You stop it. What do you do you want sex just like her mom you're, not going to get love that way. You're going to get love! You just going to get a bunch of guys, there's, a this of pressure on those work, women, those two girls, because I remember that growing up she's, a good girl, she's, a bad girl
another bad girl and where the good girls, if you were a good girl, I wouldn't be mad at you all the time, Melissa, Melissa, Melissa. What can you be your cousin, Jennifer she's, a good girl? I can't believe you did Coke. I can't believe my daughter get coke. Dude people love Coke. They do you never done this stuff right now. I never felt just but yeah cheek right. I drink, I don't drink a lot, but I drank um. I see you drink well, Bud light once watt or got Lego buck. Overlaps poop in my biggest the boiling. My best greater, comedian now you're drinking a bud light like that it was like it was like it was like it was like one thousand nine hundred and ninety nine thanksgiving. It was like that like Thanksgiving, already passed and fried
It was a plan of the fight that Friday after Thanksgiving the Wednesday before Thanksgiving is, though, is that the best days map for me well, anybody and and for comedy especially the comedy, show on Wednesday and then don't know working the next day. Still with. Chicks everywhere, music is good times by drugs, but this one particular time my brother for now so I would say name whatever I called him up. We're going to go watch. I have a show at the or and another convenience showed up and we're going I'll see you when you had your. Fucking hot as web page joerogan dot net. And you said you were gonna perform, so we would We will see you at the main room right after our sets. You fucking crushed that he had done packing. Bird bit was hilarious crushed.
But then after we used and where I heard you talk, somebody that we're going to go to the house of blues 'cause, it was chewy's birthday yeah, so I still fall Let's go to so we are when we requested ST the street man. It will like so many comedians of that time. At the house of blues and um Rick James showed up so you're playing a piano, though the Shitman yeah man, that was a chewy, did quite a few shows over there right. How many shows did you do over there, he did one every once a month on a Tuesday till he was good and it was like wait. A minute. Wait, a minute wait a minute. This is chewy the dude who's the door guy at the comedy store is a badass musician that song hey Chewy, what's going on, that's actually that's a great fucking song. That's a great song and I was sitting there going. How crazy is-
we didn't know our friend Chuy has a special gift. He was good so overall said he was good. It was called, how much to think it was a cool show like we had a good fucking time He was good musician, a dude he's a real good Vision and he's our friend it was so it was crazy. It was both was like your senior. Friend on stage and then you see in your friend, kill you like. Damn he's good. This is good. It was awesome, however, one time DOM Irrera was doing his his jokes that are orn. He said, Holly was fucked up like that guy Chewy he's a rockstar rockstar once a month kills it right now he's telling me what a fucking park Well, I think you like working there honest. We do.
Well, the letter for me, one night, when I put in the letters up, I always enjoy that guy. He was always very cool to me too. You know he said people are scared, Julie and I always got along great. He just looked like the wrong dude fuckwitt, hillbilly, Jim, but Mexican yeah exactly exactly but he's a gentleman. Always gentlemen, if you're a good guy to chew it he's a great god but he's a talented musician. Matt was crazy to watch. It's crazy watch, your friend disc Killin it at the house of blues. After just say, what's up what's up chewy you know that song with that song, hey Chewy, what's going on, that's like he made a really Good pizza delivery. Shoulders right did he they kind of have try. Remember I'm definitely lifted it up. He was fucking great man. He was great he was like he's a he's, a guy that I would actually go see like this is amazing. They lied to by. You know like being a comedian that
The younger was laid with with what to do after were those crazy. You know yeah thank you elect, but sometimes you know that that you, you go to a dark, areas. You know if you want to party hard like I had a kid one time out. Montebello, Barcelona yeah. We were had this crazy. What you'll, really for eleven years and somebody came in and said, I think this comedian, Yours said a man, so this guy they're, looking for comedians to perform at three hundred in the morning harder bucks, and I thought yeah I do is shaped like a morning. I doing Thank you alive, so the address we get there to the car, undercover police officer, security guard at the House in Burbank and we perform at three in the morning. For them, but it wasn't shit in their house, yeah man it. What Joe the house was build for leg party like
80s style. Where, like we, don't we don't even know what time it is like, like the curtains were there It is all over the house. You can see the sun come in. No more really. It was late perfectly, like the house. Look like at five pm all day. While and all over the house there was drugs, but now openly out there for everybody to take only like four like people who knew it was going on. He had liquid coke there. Like the you know, the nasal sprays yeah he had like. Those filled with water and coke 'cause. You know when you do coke, sometimes the Coca Tucking your knees in your nose. Poor little water to help it go down she's But this guy had little squeeze bottles all over the house, like measles, great hated, so I see people leaned over in the crack of the house and grab something, and so then
find out where it was and it just instead of just putting it back. I just walked with I kept it. God, so that house to one thousand one hundred and thirty in the morning, and I got there at two in the morning, but this is the guy who owned the house here body cleaning the house? So everybody like like if you grab a little bit from in house like thank you Joe Rogan, picked up those beer distributor return trash can who give you points like like viewpoints who's been with Doug, should give you like Joe Rogan, Daughtry thirty points. So, if you get like so this house, You got invited to the house by by text. Doug knows you, but you don't know if you someone else invites you, but now that you got points you know enough. The good points you get a personal call, that's crazy I was crazy. Those are guy walking around who look like Marilyn Manson. But with a million Manson. Just look like yeah? He was just hire for the
so again for the party too. I hate to bring up this thing with your brother. Again, though, bring it up, but this is, do you think it is possible, really that if someone dresses their kid up, all jokes aside is that possible. But if you dress your kid up as a girl for a little bit and coach him into acting like a girl that turned turns him gay. Honestly all jokes aside. I don't really think it works like that. Stop right when they got here like or did he keep playing that way, no he. He he he are his top. He was like a mail out the words, but it could have been a total coincidence. I think what a coincidence yeah. It did happen yeah, but no nobody wants to think that people that susceptible, but they do we are in some ways right may maybe not sexually, because that seems to be like a biological thing, but in terms of like behavior, I believe that racism for sure right racism carries from from parent to child pretty pretty well, you know if there the have a good relationship with their parents.
And their parents are racist, that will carry in because a lot of people who are racist, they still love their kids, so they're really good to their kids but the racist. So the kids associate really good, like love with family. Also with you like it like distrust of certain certain groups and colors, and that's almost a thing that they are taught by the people that care about them. Like wild animals. Men they're taught the wild animal behavior by their parents and that's the same shape with people. It's a weird thing. It's a weird! It's a weird thing that you and things are malleable. You know that the you can get him to behave a certain way in Iceland, but in a different way in Brazil or certain way in Japan. And in a different way in China. Like I was a I was in China recently. One of the things that's crazy is when you're around large groups of people. They just walk in front of you, man, they just walk through you. They walk through little kids, they walked through everybody and it's not rude. It's just
have a different way of moving around, because there's so many people and so many spots in China, they're not really being route. They don't consider it rude is, is different, they're just trying to get there and they don't mind if everybody bumps into each other a little bit. We're like a hawk you've touched me all I can't believe this that got touched with his hand as he by I know their fucking head button each other, but they're not doing it mean they just kind of going through each other, like they don't mind touching each other. So they just you know you see in opening they're going in that opening or you don't like it. You don't own the space in front of you. Bich there's a little spot, I'm going to go in there boom and they don't think it's bad thing. They do it here, too, chinese people, do oh yeah asian people, or you know armenian people. Older people were trying to catch. The bus were outstanding. On a bus and then run they rush in front of me. They don't say, excuse me, that's why How to say. Excuse me in armenian next thing. You know when people don't mind being jammed up like that in the winter in Boston, when they get
t you know those trains like if you leave in Fenway Park and it's like fucking degrees outside in the winter, and you get on the TI together and especially if it's sunny out so nobody feels creepy about it and they shut those doors and everybody just jammed in there huddled together who, like penguins yeah, you don't mind, you don't mind your fucking freezing, so everybody has more a sense of that's like a big problem with, la it's too easy to just live here. It's too easy to like physically survive too hot, but the hot one thing you can get by you get used to that. You can't get used to the cold, but you can't do it. You can't stay out there. You can stay it's way easier. You could stay out there if you have a shade and you water hand live. You literally can't live in Boston outside no, you can't. You can't go to sleep there. If you go to sleep there, you'll die
You won't make it it's zero degrees out, you're not going to make it. Oh, it's! You can't just sleep on the ground. When it's thirty below zero, like in Alaska, some panhandling back no and she's, going to be a hearty motherfuck orders Those places it's too easy to survive la. We don't have enough uh interaction with nature. We got distorted sense of where we sit in this whole thing. You want Nature Griffith Park, yeah bugs when I was in Thailand, they get crazy, bugs do bugs that bite, the fuck outta q. We got this little weird bite all over you and mosquitoes are ferocious. Those are real bugs man we got here. Roaches we got nothing. We got a few roaches, we barely have any flies. We ain't got shit, no bugs want a part of this crazy dry air.
That's the we're super lucky man bugs don't like dry air bugs, like the Crawley ones, don't seem to mind, but the fly he once they fuckin' hate. Dryer lots of hummingbirds eat him up to do. We do not lots of hummingbirds in the world I've lived like there is here. We we have the honey Bee, a humming bird, I'm in my house and released it. We found the the girls found, the a humming bird that was wound and they nursed it back to her and then released in the wild, we have little hummingbird feeders in the backyard did hummingbird? the coolest little animals ever there. So weird, I put up a video of this hummingbird. It's so cute like they fit Fedex sugar water. You know like super fast right. Do they fly so fast? They you can't like
If you see it with us, look, we stop motion or slow motion photography, slow motion, videos. He can't believe how fast it is like your your what you're watching like well look if that's insane like what kind of animal involved like that, little tiny wings and they're going like a billion miles an hour, the clip look at the thing in slow mo see if you find one, there's, no animal one, That, like imagine, if in Eagle, did that imagine how fucked everything would be if an eagle could move like a hummingbird adjusted giant giant, flying thing with knives, for fingers and it's a good snack, in fish out of water and it's as big as a turkey and it moves like a hummingbird? What the fuck like, if you think about that's where the tiger is right, a tigers are a big. Ng that moves Ainley fast, look a
those wings are to their. I never seen the wings to now do those wings are so small that if they were in a super hero, if I saw a super hero and the body was that big in the wings for that small boy, trapped, H, couldn't fly kid I hear that wouldn't even work, Bro dynamically look small the wings, are look up big. The body is it's fucking stupid. I click on little. Those wings are men. If you went to like one of those hot wings places they give you wings like that'd, be so angry. Oh hell! No please forward. This is the time this little wings. So such a small little animal with so adorable legs are, are they have legs yeah? Just tucked in their tucked in the back seat, yeah do so beautiful, such an unusual little bird to who eat them.
Oh, I'm sure everything that can hold their snack Odisha's, but I think good luck catching him. Good luck catching that little fucker, I told you listen at Leonardo Book the other day and uh. One of the weird things in the beginning it mentions is that he had a very weird fascination or it was written in one of his notebooks that he wanted to. I think it was he wanted to describe the tongue of a woodpecker well, this is like, and I obviously the 1400s where you have to catch the woodpecker, kill it dissect it right and then do the descriptions yourself, and I guess that he does have descriptions of it which at that time or so descriptive. You would have to be a scientist like he was. I wonder, see how you would catch a woodpecker to catch. One of those know why you would how you thought of that was making him Jeff. Do you think he's a shot out of the sky? I came up with a trap of some kind. I guess right yeah match those dudes. They were just like. Initially studying species is like imagine just like
writing down drawing pictures of a cat that you just found in the fucking jungle, like being one of those guys. Look at the first people to document what animals exist out there, 'cause like how long have we known how long we had a good sense of what animals exist out there? How many years has it been? You think that people have a good sense of all the animals in the world like right now we know about giant bears that live in Russia right. We know about Komodo Dragon We know about Nile crocodiles, we know about lions. We know about We know about all these animals that exist because we've got all the video. Those in the information. But how long is it been a thing? How long have people known what was in all these different spots? Is it been two thousand years have been three: how many, how many one thousand years
Is it been like reliable information? No crack ends no fuckin' seadragons. You know stop you making shit up like what did you really see like how long is it been where we have a detailed account of what animals that was one of the things he used. I don't know how long it had been a pair or how long they've been a pen or uh something to write on person ever wrote? Wasn't writing I think, was like the Middle EAST. I think it was all like a SU mer and those places, I think that's where they think it came from give us see that writing man dude, it's crazy look and it's called CUNY a form it's like a it looks like nails, it's looks like they're did like Old School league Carpenter, nails, yeah and they're they're going left and right and up and down the alphabet. Soup yeah look at it. While that's
I think I'm you know. Obviously I'm not an expert, but I think they believe this is the oldest written language, see if that's true, it's cuneiform, the oldest written language. They think that was where it started that it started with these little like they look like nails. Look look at that shit dude! It's such a fantastic looking. Which, because it almost looks like some crazy computer code- is a funny how all these this kind of language, someone in whose board in will pick up and learn how to write letters with another inmate and give each other messages for the guards would no look. What it says is this is this. Is the one that's called a Camille to Show me, the oldest language comes from Lanka. Singapore into indian states to mill is still spoken by approximately seventy million people across the world to mail. One of the old Literary canons of any knowledge in the world with the earliest piece of Timil. Writing.
St Literature dating to approximately three hundred BCE. So that's three hundred years before current error, that's not that's not super old! see the thing language I think Sumerian is so there Sumerian, first developed three thousand two hundred BC. Ok, so I think saying: what's the oldest language in its active in the world and that's to mill and that comes from three hundred BC but the samarian language yeah is the oldest shift ever so that's what we saw- that's cuneiform so is created using a read stylist to make wedge shaped indentations in clay tablets, so they think as far as they know, that's the oldest! So that that's that's how only five thousand three hundred something years, does not develop the to record transactions to keep track of money or to talk. You think, which was more important to them at the time. Transaction could lead to.
Probably everything writing things down, try to figure out what? What animal not eat? You know, try to figure out what what makes people sick keep track of who taxes, taxes, so three thousand two hundred BC. What is that? That's a five thousand two hundred and eighteen years ago, wow that seems so recent think about that. Well that man, five thousand years ago they figured out how to write it down like what are you saying? What did they do before then wow, and we're in nobody had raised the more. I barely hand right, I suck at it, but he's the living teacher. To more thing, when I write I drive my five my hand writing deteriorates rapidly, with every Stroke. I barely do it anymore. Still. Do this no no logos. What is that low, as you do at these, do the a to do to do that as in high school that will board the Superman logo yeah yeah, I used to do all the band names,
games. I was very unusual and ice. Do the v in the you know the what did they were talking to George Washington? I saw fact- and I was trying to bring it up in time, but I had to go back and find it, and I just remembered it because what you're talking about do you know when the first dinosaur bones were discovered dude we talked about this once I don't, remember, nineteen, so it was, it was more recent than I ever twenty four yeah yeah somewhere is like that. I don't know if he was already present and done with all that on everything that they have written and talk, about noon, we go back and discuss was all before they even knew like dinosaurs. Even existed, almost yeah yeah really crazy yeah. It is really crazy. It's hard to believe that I mean imagine you have like whoa. Okay, we think we got understanding of. What is here and what's been here is probably been similar to what's he, what the is this and they find a bonus as big as a bus,
and I'm like wait a minute. What the fuck is this. If I would've freaked me out dude, imagine you find a bone as big as a us and you're like holy shit. This is one animal. What is this? This is a leg and then another one bigger bigger pieces, and then you realize you have a brontosaurus just imagine finding all that ship not knowing exists in going. What the fuck is. This thing that looks like a rib. This thing and not knowing how big the world is. So you think there's another one around somewhere that live yeah, oh yeah man for uh. You know they said David Spade or David Spade. Jesus Christ they spent David, show they sent David Cho too, Congo in vice. That's how I found out about Dave. They ' and then I found out about it again, but from Bourdain was telling me how amazing is they they sent David,
so David Show was already rich at the time this sub crazy, David Cho is. He was wealthy as fuck like he didn't have to do anything He already made it gang of money like Tamblyn and ship, and he decides to go down to the Congo to go. Look for a Fuckit dinosaur. Man is the craziest episode, advice 'cause. These people. Well, some people that live there or at least they're, saying they're, convinced that there's I mean they could be just fucking with white people. That could be a thing too right yeah. They should be fucking with westerners some korean kid. Comes by and like yeah yeah I'll show you. The advisor is going to add about the Davinci thing he used to fight with his friends with the lizard, dressed up like a little baby dragon and he'd freak him out and likely. But I look what I found looking,
Da Vinci. Does it have to believe him because he's Da Vinci right, that's a Larry ES, add things to creatures? Pretend he's made a new speaker: Newt found a new species. Yeah look at Dave, he was young as to men is a long time ago in the jungle wet look in for these suppose it brought a sources that people see in the jungle Kim actually found one. I mean there's not enough jungle to hide like a someone else credible. So we get a picture. Everyone has a phone. Now even people live in the jungle right.
Hide? Well, it would hide the jungle you would have to damn or cave in the water. You have to be an enormous area where people never go for a big thing to be alive today the people know about like they'll, find like a new day here. You know the find a new dear. Sometimes like call look at this, we got a new frog yeah. We found a new two year. This is in incredible it's in the jungles of Cambodia, it's a new! It's a subspecies of this deer. Rare footage shows the last surviving member of an uncontacted uncontacted, Amazon tribe. I saw this support. Dude is the last the Mohicans. That's me: well, that's a camera man. It's a cameraman! They fucking gave him fifty dollars just go out. There beats of trees. I'm going to get some footage, looks like Blair Witch Project and have you just whack it against a tree almost here the last surviving boot bro we're going to get paid for this. Come on bro. You look like an old fucking guy that lives in the jungle. Just do it.
Fifty bucks, dude I'll, give you fifty bucks. What else are you going to do today since they've been tracking since the 90s? That's crazy, living by himself since the 90s we've got a weird problem with that right, like wow, poor guy but if he dies out there like that, he's going to die here in a different way. What are you talking about? to me is living alone. See sad if he said if he saw those people with cameras, probably chat with a blow dart if he embraced it just to poison Way got himself a nice pair of nikes. You know little, Gucci Fanny Pack huaraches. Come out of the woods? Bro be shot someone in two thousand and five or you wanted someone. Tomorrow. The Camaro does the with well yeah. You don't want that man that guy is going to shoot arrows at you. Imagine that he's a criminal
We haven't even gone and gotten him shooting arrows of people. You, son of a bich yeah. I didn't want him wanting to get saved. But it's funny when we look at people that live in a way that's different than the way we live like how we got to save him. We got to save him going to bring him over to the good, I know we gotta save him, but someone living there car he spire yeah, yeah, yeah man, someone lived in their car spun till they got got it camping under the freeway normal normal supernormal There was a guy living or across the street from my house now live in ECHO park. You live in a sort of a bowl whoa. Here's the thing right, yeah. They don't they let native american tribes controlled, giant chunks of land. They give them reservations in the eighteen. Whatever it was, it was like one thousand, eight hundred and sixty five or some ship
they did all this the worse than ever to let the games and they didn't want them to get many of the good spots. So the given the given all the like think when did that happen, let's find out first, that was the my question would know. Would you ever allow them to live the march of tears right? What is it one thousand eight hundred and eighty seven wow, that's crazy, but would they allow them? to live like they lived before the Europeans intervened like if you really just left him alone and they live like fuckin', horseback trading. You know animals for bullets. Liz really look like they lived back then indian land for sale find lands in the west. This is a crazy, add grazed. The whole of your own, easy payments, perfect title possession within thirty days in the
in land for sale. Is this real? Yes, This is a real ad that they had back then Nebraska studies from Nebraska's website, there's not even a braska. This is this is the next art for the studio. We need that. We need that indian land for sale make a reservation yeah that framed on the wall. How much there is a big law of the land, that's what we can't hide a whole and we need that framed. Do that exam long ago, man. That is not that long ago. That is a crazy thing. It's like look. We captured this should from these people now will sell it to you who wants to buy it a a picture. Do we jacked? They got a picture of the dude, they jacked there's a previous owner. This is the previous owner. Look at that twenty dollars
maker in Wyoming. Do you think that they had a lot of an acre? How much is that now twenty dollars, an acre, wow that right now it depends on where it is. If it's in Beverly Hills is probably fourteen million. I am Oregon fifteen dollars an acre fifteen dollars maker in Oregon and here's a look at. Dude they got do they got like the most regal. Look in native american looks like a chief. Let's image, perfect! Look at a perfect, perfect! temptation of like an elder like a wise, powerful, old Indian. Like a chief right, he looks like the do the be running shit like we got from this dude. We got the prime cuts baby we got the fuckin' tomahawk rib eye with the bone come on bro for you, indian land, the best nothing but the best we got to that. Guy. Look at them.
We definitely have not. The high is gonna totem. Pole. Could you imagine if there's parts of this country where people decided to live like the native Americans live straight up full? Stop they wore animal skins. They they they, eat and from shooting them with bows and arrows. They made there. On bows and arrows. They did everything the way that the people did before the Europeans arrived. They safe, ocular technology, fuck your laws, fuck your bullshit just give us a fertile gigantic swath of land that we could live like we live before, and then people just gravitate to that. Do you know how crazy that would be people who suck it up, though they would do a reality show of it. They would have Some of the horses would have like fuckin' cameras, and you see people infected Westworld. She dicks flopping out of loincloths, and people would have to kill people the way they killed people back then too. They have to have tools and chit Scalpem. I think I don't know who invented scalping
do you think scalping was invented by the native Americans or was it invented by the white people by the white people they uh? We covered this to collect them, yeah these bag. What was it their idea? First, under whose idea was first 'cause, sometimes some of the ship that people do in war. You know they'll they'll copy ship from the to look at the enemies doing it they'll day a wolf, a king doing his car most of it at first. He did the worship of all time. Proto give her out. Listen to that Dan Carlin Hardcore History series I am dude I'll after the show I'm going to send to you. Ok, gotta, listen to it it's nuts, if you've got the time 'cause, it's like five parts and you get sucked in, but it just shows you how insane that guy in his family were, and like what the empire that he created this one guy is real name is too much anything had crossbows right. They had all kinds of shit, they had catapult said they would like human bodies on fire
they would they work. We got out of real, quick as shooting error, while horseback riding network save them. Well, that was one of their strategies, but they they were extremely stout people. They were very, very strong people. Apparently all I know about that I'll, just full disclosure. All I know about is what I learned from Dan Carlins Hardcore history podcast in like a couple of articles, I've never really read that much about the Mongols, but what he said was that they had these bows that required one hundred the pounds to pull back, which is just insane, so they must be shooting heavier arrows that could kill people better than anything. The smaller people are, the weaker people would would and they were nomadic horse people, so they were traveled around living in tents like they despise people that live in city they were just the strongest most ruthless army.
The world has ever seen at the time like nobody had ever seen anything like this. They would just they killed millions of people. They think New York Times had an article that said they killed so many people. They changed the carbon footprint of the earth. There was less people a noticeable number if you go and you look through the ice core samples and they starting, two attributed, or some people at least are attributing that to Gangus Khan going somewhere in the neighborhood, ten percent of the population on earth. Damn one out of ten. He killed more people than AIDS. Yeah. Definitely right how many people did its kill. Yeah? Yes,. Some was just talking about that recently seen no one should die of from H, I v anymore. No one should die of AIDS. It literally should have to happen anymore, not crazy. This take medication. Now, when we were, kids, everybody was terrified at AIDS, AIDS positive sense, while eating twinkies terrified of ace. While eating Thing that slowly killing you terrified again today
One little kid gets it everybody don't wanna go to school, no, more! Remember that one kid he stopped going to school yeah their magic. And over the with all right magic got it. I remember being in my car, I was in my car. I was living in Revere Massachusetts and Revere yeah this apartment complex, and I driving. My car and who's on the hot I was on the road listening to the radio, like you know, you see where the traffic lights. Are. You see you remember it's like burning, the brain like ha MAGIC Johnson has AIDS Watt in my car Watts watts out. I remember thinking like it was a scene in a vampire movie monster movie or something like a zombie outbreak like, oh, my god now It's reached one of the greatest basketball players of all time. This is insane. Are people going to
start dropping off like flies? Now, I'm going to start with just wearing condoms right away afterwards, I don't think so. We need to know we're animals Bro blower, Savage, the savage. I mean, there's a reason why the seven billion of us we stop. People need to stop pretending that when they are, you know of for fully aroused that they're thinking straight like You are operating at about like ten percent of your normal resources, like a whatever who's got aids, you still got it a the code. You know it's. Easy that it was just primarily gay people and drug users that we're getting it it's. What a weird disease? Man! That's a that's a weird one That's a strange thing that your when your body starts weakening and shutting down like whoa, but when you really think about the actual danger and death
I think even Wall AIDS was in its height of killing people. I don't think it was killing people as much as the flu was right. The numbers I'm finding our depending on worldwide or us cell worldwide. Tuberculosis is now killing more people than AIDS, but the says that only one point, one million people today in the US are living with aids, and I think I saw but living with AIDS is like you're at the border of getting aids. Is that what it is a site? Yeah you have H. Supposedly this is and again I'm not a doctor right. Supposedly it's like you have HIV. Your union system gets weekend. You catch AIDS, which is acquired immune deficiency syndrome, which means your t cell levels to reach a certain count or they identified as AIDS right yeah. I do actually did type in it to the school and HIV, so so they'd stay, that's they're definitely connected. So that's not people that also their main system fails. That's outside of HIV
yeah this. So I clicked on this I'll, show you what I clicked on. So I typed in that in and this is showing this- it says at one point: two million people have received an AIDS diagnosis since the early 80s since early 80s, ok, so one million people and there have been twelve thousand in two thousand and fourteen there were twelve thousand three hundred and thirty three deaths do to any cause of people with diagnosed HIV infection ever classified as aids. In what I mean yeah that then it's six, that's a weird way of saying it with people. Well I'll say it again. It says there were twelve thousand three and three three deaths due to any cause of people with diagnosed HIV infection ever classified as AIDS. Is that a strange way of saying that yeah with the I don't know what that means is
this is the classification. If your immune system get strong enough, I don't know it says with diagnosed HIV infection ever classified as AIDS. Ok, I don't know- maybe I'm too stupid for that. 'cause I also saw was that a million people died last year from it, but that would be world wide, and this then contradicts 'cause. It says one million people have only been diagnosed, and this is only in the USA. Numbers worldwide, so gets really sketchy and it's a six thousand seven hundred twenty one deaths were attributed directed H. I v e, so it seems it died. They definitely think it's still telling people definitely still is to break the law. Sizzle yeah. What is how many people die from the flu every year? Would you would you would you think, would be the most the route most ruthless, normal killer would be. The flu fluid, kill the most people. Thirty six thousand way more.
Way more people get jacked by the flu every year every year and what was the number that from the AIDS number, was total right, how many of those people a flu shot? So what isn't telling of the house and two thousand fourteen? So it's a third or so so. What's the third aides to the flu AIDS is about one third of the deaths of the flu. Year on average. I don't know not interesting. It's like weird Not scared of the thing that kills us home way more were real scared of the thing that kills less people because it kills them through, but sex. That's what it is. 2b we're terrified that kills people through sex like the flu it seems like we should really be concentrating on that thing that things killing way more people. People know
washing their hands but they're like look. We can't stop that, but we can stop all this but x, weird right, it's weird like when we maybe it's just because it's a new thing that was killing people because it didn't exist. Then it did exist. That's probably what it is right like yeah, because it came out of nowhere because it was in like what was it and during 80s, yes, yeah in interested in working with the AIDS on your lip was that was that delirious? Do you, member SAM Kinison's, bid on it you know, they say SAM should make fun of AIDS Aids SAM is a communicable disease straight people can get it to eagles
it's not our dance. He had this crazy dangerous bit about it like way. Back then, like whoa, it's like a zero in around one thousand, nine hundred and eighty, I don't know if that's accurate, but so one thousand nine hundred and eighty was the highest peak. Maybe it's in one thousand so yeah it seems like a low, so it seems like it seems like late 70s right as somewhere on one thousand nine hundred and eighty one thing too. I read there's around three hundred thousand total deaths in one slash. Three of them are in New York, three hundred thousand total deaths of third in New York in the flu, and this is all told ever again. These stats are on multiple pages, so but here's how many of the sea I get so confused about all this shit, because
Some people believe that a lot of these people also or shoot heroin. A lot of these people are also doing a lot of drugs. I would wonder you know if, if they're really party in hard and they also get AIDS, I would, I would always wonder, like how much of you partying hard, is destroying your immune system to work. If you're, if you have a disease like say, you have answer and you're struggling with cancer, and you just decide to hardcore start smoking meth and then you die from the cancer like is. It isn't didn't something else, kill you too right, not saying that the cancer is good for you, cancer certainly bad for you, but if have cancer, and you decide to go on a meth binge and destroy, immune system. It's got to contribute to your health, but we don't consider that will consider up the fucking cancer got him. Cancer got him. It did get him It definitely did get him, but he was also smoke in math all day, feeling good doing, robberies, good robberies with fuckin' skulls.
Getting fights at seven hundred and eleven yeah man he was amped duty was amped with cancer. That's that's also. I mean if he dies of a heart attack like all the cancer game, a heart attack yeah, probably they probably had something to do with it, definitely was not good. It's definitely not good to have cancer, but it's also not good to be smoking math. While you have cancer, smoking bed, so how many of these people that got aids were like extremely healthy folks that, like jogged on a regular basis, since a lot of fruit and vegetables hard to get that data. I know I would like to that data this is not like a prejudice perspective, I'm just as a curious person. I would like to get all that. I would need to know what is it that actually does it? Is it? Is it the math? It kills you, did a disease that kills you. Is it a combination of all these things? We always want to tribute death to one thing, but I imagine that, with all the people that have died of the flu
there's a number of deaths. We look at the flu like man that the flu could just catch you. The flu could just catch. Do you know catch you when you already weak too? Maybe your rundown, you been working too much, and then the flu hit you when your immune system is devastated and it gets deep into you and gets you. Everybody is vulnerable, mean the thing about dizzy Is that so strange to me is that some of them are associated with certain certain groups of people like AIDS like, AIDS is. One of those ones is just so associated with gay people that it's like a really politically charged disease and we concentrate on it like really heavily, but I think it. I really think it wasn't. Just the gay thing was also that it was. It was new, knew there was a new thing that was killing people, that they were always worried about that right. There's always these pandemic movies. With some new crazy disease breaks loose just runs rampant. We don't have any answers to four people start dying and I need to get the medication to the people and give it to the baby quickly. People are very you know so
a subway science there's always some shit like that were always starved of some new ship. That's going to get Us Swine flu, chicken flu, so that what was so AIDS had a dual disadvantage, one that is connected to people the people, I got, what are they doing over there? What is it that I'm gonna get? I'm not gay yeah exactly there was that and then there was also well blood transfusions car accident. That's right! Right! People were worried about getting from a blood transfusion, so that means back. Then they were never. There were like don't just letting random people donate blood without checking in. I don't think they had a test for. For a while, I think, for a while. They didn't have a test for it. Then they have to find like I guess they have to find like antibodies in your blood or some like but it's so weird that, while this is all going on how many people are dying from cancer every year, just from smoking cigarettes, it's fucking, crazy numbers, crazy numbers, people dropping like flies and no
Think about that. When you see a guy smoking, a cigarette, you don't think that guys killing themselves logo he's outside from the restaurant having a cig normal shit. Now the case that guys resume himself like a guy who, but it's a strange to me like we get really specific about what fears we have in terms of what way we die and when a new disease comes along. That becomes like one of the most specific one but while you're indulging in all these behaviors that are also kill you in way larger numbers than diseases, it's fucking, weird man, very weird, but human beings me included we're so strange was so strange in the way we like prioritize things, always yeah you get the flu shot. No Joey Diaz, as I won't give up Joe could see, but I think he has a real bond, the best new bits about it. I never got a flu shot, but I've gotten the flu ones and and- and it was like two years ago- I don't know where man's just came a
Badass bull to my list got hot and my whole body felt and I told my wife, I think, omega six sick, so you've you've hit a bowl and that's when it came on I will stay with the bulb, but I want to filling hot huh, so the we made you aware of it. Yes, but it wasn't a weirdo assehole, the we would probably KS. So you got the flu. You better pay attention to your body. I got it like couple years ago. I kicked it quick, because the hot I caught it coming on. I felt it like oh, I know what this is and I just lay down. I didn't do shit. I just laid down drink a lot of tea, chill the fuck out. I didn't do shit. I just lay down and relax. Let my body recuperate itself. I got lucky that it happened during a time where I wasn't. I didn't have anything to do
that day, it's hard to take time off. I heard that that when you get a real hot real, how good flu is that your body is fighting off something inside your body. Jim, your body is basically going to war to block yeah. You sweating up a storm device trying to chase out the invaders. You got people trying to get over that wall, all in the in my by the way to the to to to to know your body has little organisms trying to get over their walls. You got wall set up to keep these things from breeding, and you know taking over parts of your body. She got this immune system just going war, you got a little war going on in your body when you're sick. I know If I had a p c p a gun, we fighting a crack. Piety yeah, I mean the people don't like when you judge people's health- and you know you definitely shouldn't judge someone based on whether or not they're sick or what but When what you're looking at, when you see people that are sick, including yourself all
we're looking at is up an organism that is at war, and we have this weird: Instinct to kind of get away from them? Like? Oh, my god, I could get that. I could get that organ and whatever that we're going get away from it it one of the troops jumps off of him and Hopsin see I can't afford to take time off. Work now get away from Maine. I don't have, I don't have time for Lupus. I don't got time for you coughing blood blood army bought zombie man, but think about how many people like who don't hum how don't never really take care of their body. I know like before I want that karma standing. I never had health care I'll. Just gambling with my body I drink other English to the hospital. This. I was really dying an what go to the hospital, I went to his cheap little hospital right here in ECHO Park. How bad was it? It was fuckedup man it was like. It was real.
Smell like a old elementary school in there said you hold elementary school and it's more like Pine Sol through the old korean doctor. There an I told her what was wrong with me and she told him. I that's what I have a flu Huma Bud, Where is my? Have a hemorrhoid? I don't know, what's going on the time I ask damn, as he goes, ok sit down, and I should I should I paid one hundred dollars. What you give you she gave me medicines for the for the hemorrhoid cuz. I have one for the first time and then she gave me antibiotics for my What is hemorrhoids come from? Does it come from China Worshipu out man. Well for daddy. My first time I didn't know man so I will have the road and now low carb diet, the Atkins Diet. Ok, so I was talking with. A cheese men meet all week up and up
I don't drink, no water, I drink no soda, so I must've been stuffed so so I'm I'm I'm in the bathroom like the shows over and like two days. Nothing right now now, like I feel like like my my but who already you felt like, have broken glass inside of that feeling. So I, finally I pushed too hard I I I I opposed to. Let go having a baby. I would doing Lamaze and then- on the Youtube screen, please! So I put in sub while he's talking 'cause I never picked, and then I pushed and I pushed and then like all mad. I could still I saw light I myself and it might move the toilet paper like a fucking tampon, and I asian dude. It says the veins around your anus tend to stretch under pressure and may bulge or swell swollen veins.
Droids can develop from increased pressure in the lower wrecked due to strain. And during bowel movements sitting for long periods of time on the toilet, Eddie Bravo has a hole. This bit about it this on his phone, taking a shirt. It's very funny. We didn't talk about it, here, I think we talked about it on here, but it was crazy. Yeah not good for your butt hole to be sitting in that. I would describe the physician the pain it feels like come home with talking about in a bit. I said that it felt like every night, though the goals Saddam Sada by the me. I you in the at night. How many days did you go before you took, should are three days that they wanted to share the horn to pay? game started, and I blew my butt hole out. I guess and then, like three days later, The other is shared ride without paying for like two weeks, while afraid of walking need man
a friend of mine who had to go to a doctor and they had to literally break up the shittin, his butt hole that had to go up his butt hole with an instrument and break it up and flush. It give him something. I think he had to take something: some sort of diuretic and some stool loosening agent, like some hardcore drugs, and they had to go in there with like a chisel and chip off this concrete log that he had the bottom of his butt hole and then you know he hadn't schitt in many ways drive to yeah. It was dangerous and he couldn't it out, so he was literally plugged up and kept piling it. It's not like he's going to stop eating it's just going to keep and so he's got a blockade of like rocks at the end of his booty tall and it's it's. A real problem can be bad. It's a real problem here to go to a doctor. My life finally came out and then link link link, but it was all bad without dry, with ugly men, painful Gotti vegetable that I peed
pdf after I finish, peeing it with her about her therapy yeah, I mean that's one thing I freak out about people that are on this carnivore diet. I hear this carnivore diets No, I got no no problem shooting at all like no problem at all. You don't eat any vegetables. You got no problem at all. Who is, it would have really kill you to eat broccoli with that little cal is a loose in that mother fucking life line up. I just can't imagine the broccoli is killing you. I think. If broccoli is killing, you come on really there's probably something else wrong. You should probably get your blood work done, fried figure out what the vitamins are. If you eat broccoli, you start getting headache Brawley, actually folks about gains. I eat broccoli. I get a headache. I'm sure many people have been eating broccoli forever, like how is that possible, but when did broccoli ever become something that you feel shity aft? Is anybody ever said that I got eat broccoli? It's fucking get headaches
I'm sorry, my real some dudes will claim that now these carnivore guys, a lot of them, are claiming like I've, eaten Falcon, solid bro, I'm off for awhile people. I typed it in back the other way in General Rockley safe to eat any side effects are not serious. Most common side effect is gas or bowel irritation. Yeah, broccoli, farts, caused by broccolis high amounts of fiber all cruciferous. It's a great word, cruciferous vegetables can make you grassy. Gassy a cruciferous. I, like I said, gassy gassy. Are you a scientist or not you fuc? Ok, when you're This used scientific terms, you don't say gassy with Maine, but he scares saying farts gassy, but the health benefits outweigh the discomfort yeah. So there's certain people like that, I think, have a real physical issue like Jordan Peterson, one of our when he describes like he, he literally
can't have anything other than meat and at this point is life or it gives him headaches and it folks with them. I think certain people may run all to might have a real biological issue with vegetables, which sounds insane, but it only makes sense. People have a problem with everything. There's certain people that have a problem with all my everything that we put her allergic to citrus as people that are allergic to certain, avocados, yeah, all kinds of plants, just people that are allergic to grass. Why wouldn't hey be allergic to some vegetables. So, if you are, are allergic to some vegetables and you just go on an all meat diet. All those symptoms of those allergies go away. Why wouldn't it make sense to people? I mean there there's so many people fighting off the idea, this carnivore, diet that you only eating meat, you feel fantastic you're, probably dealing with a bunch of people that have undiagnosed interact
actions like negative interactions with vegetables. This is probably something about their system that does not go well with vegetables, so they should take vitamins, take vitamins and eat meat, and you better find a way. It gets. A fiber kids don't want to get all backed up. Vegetables are good, I think. If you eat, like really fatty meat, though you don't have problem. If you like, a ton of rib eyes which is greases up that whole pipeline, you, like whoa everything, comes a flying out. I think, when you start eating that Lee in the ground, bison meat. You don't know, but, like you, have a problem with water ball yeah you too, that down a packet down. Then you water on top of it. So it's got. You got like the packed out bison here and then you get the water behind it and it's concrete defying its way through your body have some broccoli, bro, could be some kill. Put some cheese. Only. Some people really firmly believe that dairy is bad for you and that's something I've. Never
I've never tried. You never had dairy know know to not have dairy I've never tried to like way off one hundred percent daring- I don't eat much, but if I do it's mostly cheese, hardly ever drink milk and this is with cookies an whenever I do. I always feel weird know if I I shouldn't myself I've been my whole life and talk tolerate, and I didn't even know that my mom never told, but man ever to my beating cheese. I have a problem with this stuff, though of it'll come out to him. So I fought with almond milk and soy milk now yeah and in fact, with vegan cheese apologize. Everything bigger only meet no more. When did you stop wildlife park? My Asshol blew up. That's good move. 'cause fact. You feel good. Now you feel I'm still fat. People don't believe me You you're, your fat, fucking fat. When do you? Why are you opposed to eggs? All of you, the budget, give it all up man. I got so scared after right,
I thought bleeding man, and I said you know what I did get your diet on point. If you feel better, I feel good yeah I mean I don't have I don't have the runs. I don't that should've myself anymore, and you have a trial this other types of diets, or is this the s one. No, I tried that I had to be in a vegan, a trial actors, diet. I tried the Hollywood, diet. You know when you wake up in the morning and do some coke and party network not exact, never tried that one yeah, do you to lose weight. Are you good? No, I mean I could lose weight, but I was bigger than I am right now that is running on the diet because of no then really a diet. I I just thought of this is in two thousand the it is eleven or two,
that's what he said when you're asked was bleeding. Yes, when you decided that when this I started off slow, a test of drinking milk first and then I thought was cheese then made the hardest fish chicken, litter, slow and What do you replace it with what kind of food what my wife she will raise vegan in Dayton? Oh, I'll buy her mom, Damn and and they were poor. So they wouldn't, they grew up in a trailer park. So that was that offer them being vegan, so just little by little alma tour help me because she would not be here a look at the time when I started being begins, as I got it place to love me. Mad steak, yeah man like hamburgers, ribs, reply, lobster Jack in the box, the moon live. Do you go and get your blood tested and get yourself checked out your blood tested two years ago and I'm
supposed to get my blood tested this week again damn two years ago, and how do you look like in terms of your vitamins getting enough nutrients? Do they do all that kind of stuff test you vitamin b levels. Yes, that's how they did it to my bill is bi level as before it was for sugar and everything was cool. Yeah, that's good! Just to make. I could lose thirty pounds, yeah well, first women. I watch to videos every once in awhile or trying to get into that I see you got into the ice things rough. I want to imagine yes and no, you know it's good to sauna. Saunders good I have more common. That yeah is that, like a have suddenly have at the YMCA right now sounds the same steam rooms. Different steam room is like if Yes, I it's It really is like in the implementation of it more than anything, but if you did
most likely the tile floor, you go in there yeah with the tile floor yeah, they close, it will last door images, hot steam and everybody just gets hot in there, and then they get too sweaty and then they leave, but the song is different in that it's a true dry heat, so you go in there and it's usually, I think the idea is- and I could be wrong here, but I think the idea is that the steam room can't get as hot as a sauna cuz. If it did, it would kind of cook you cuz. It's way It would be like hot wet air around you. It kind of cook you as opposed to the hot dry air that doesn't make any sense it's touching you'd want to have a little hot. The hot rocks that the sun arrest, the sauna yeah it's because it's conducting the writers the waters conducting heat. That's what it is right. So the air doesn't conduct heat as well as the waters. Okay, so that's makes sense because the sauna you can get to a fork and a crispy degree a crispy temperature before your body start to freak out. That's what the old school highlight the
the Rat pack Sinatra. They sit around the sonic, oh yeah. They will party all night and then take a little steam in the morning, get all the alcohol. It doesn't really do that, but it doesn't make you feel a little better yeah. If you fuckedup from drinking. You could also run the risk of 'cause. You might be dehydrated, you could run the risk of blacking out. You know if you are, if you Both of that and you look at a mall there. It is he's on the phone. This is on the phone there. It is they're in, the song of laying down. Look at these guys, that's hilarious. We won't have the photographer get in there that I call bullshit and yeah. I call bullshit the phone, call bullsh with the photographer being played during the oceans. Eleven movie now probably really happened, I'm sure he did it all the time and then yeah come on and take a picture of us. This is what we do. Those guys were having a good time hell yeah melody what a time they were having a good time, man
It's a crazy back in the 50s there right yeah. They were older guys and they got together and they just we did whatever the fuck they wanted. They go to Vegas and party, and everybody wanted to go party with them. They're at the sands. There, the sand says it's crazy. When you look at those old hotels and casinos in Vegas, they just decided dynamite am, but what would you give to to stay in the sands today if they kept everything up to date, but current with the era in which it was created like if you went There was a total retro hotel room with, like fucking dial up phones and You you know just outlook his. I mean this God there's something to be said for like, if you, if you live in a log cabin like there's something really cool about a log cabin right, you like you're you're living in a way that people live like this thousand years ago, man. This is real. This is really how people lived, but no one wants to live like people
lived in the 60s. You know like if they had a place like where you had all the same I'm kind of furniture just updated the same alarm, ten cels yeah, but have that like they had it back, then how many people would want that man at me, like Vegas, was only made possible because of air conditioning aria and writer. You couldn't pull that off if they didn't have some sort of way to cool the place down. Add they had when did that start, because that's a good question when he's off for the harshest I don't well. The ice house where we do stand up was, is fifty eight years old before that it was. Some sort of a- I think it was some sort of an actual ice house would bring all right at some point history. That's what used to be. It used to be a storage place where people that didn't have a forgery
yeah, that's what the whole place is, would yeah, they would buy a block of ice and they would take this ice. And they wouldn't care at home Jesus Christ. That was not long ago. Man means less than one hundred years ago. That's insane so, like one thousand nine hundred and forty seven Bugsy Siegel Flamingo yeah, I bet it. I bet it couldn't be. I'm going to take a guess. I feel, like we probably talked about this already. I've just forgotten 'cause, I'm too stupid to maintain all this information anymore brains over filled arm. I want to say it happened somewhere around the nineteen twenties. The nineteen fifties. What does no refrigerators for the fifteenth for tourism, Sars AIR Conditioning in Vegas? I was looking at so I missed I'm sorry, but was good, but I was just was rambling. I was going with focus, you know where that's going to be letting go so air conditioning and refrigeration would have like the we. What with the ice house, which is a block size that they used to use for ice boxes? When do you think they
even in the refrigerator where they didn't have to do that. Looking for refrigerator the ice chest so I'll check, but I think they've, so the air conditioning the 50S, so the the big roar in times of the vague ISS eruption was probably right. After that then yeah, need to be like right after his invented. Well, those differences about condition. Though the standard, a condition we have now, but I used to work at okay work at Sears NAM and blow hides his old sears building and they do seven stay with big earthquake and I was working there and that's another in mother came down, they have a old swamp cooler. So it's like a big shell with a bunch of water in it and that's a really an old air conditioner by the middle. One thousand nine hundred and thirty swamp coolers sold homes by maybe fifteen degrees, but added humidity.
Yeah, it was bad swap coolers. I like the name, add swamp coolers. It was made of wood duck. To clean one of the mother man. It was a huge bigger than that for the whole building. That's crazy and it broke another. Water came down, yeah mam Interesting if you live in the northeast in the summertime it gets wet. Like I lived in Boston, it was a wet place when in the summer time would come around you, wouldn't it wouldn't just be that it was hot out. It was hot and wet. You know things get sweaty it's muggy everywhere, yet real muggy, it's a weird feeling, but it's cool 'cause! You realize it's not going to happen very long you know so like when, when it is muggy the thing about like real contrast. Whether that's one thing we just don't get in California. We don't get a contrast. If you live in a
it's like New York, you'll have a summer that is brutally hot and muggy, and people are walking around sweat like holy shit, it's fucking hot out, pocket hot dog, but you'll also have a winter. Where you've got your ship pulled up to your face, your fucking dying man. You can't wait to get on that train or that bus or hop in an uber. You just got to get out of this fucking pulled. The cabin like take you to this place. Can this place the the place y'all pile out immediately run inside man, there's something about that that sucks at the time, but it's good for people you don't get the hill here, man right here in Arlington, seventy leg, warmers uggs yeah again it up everywhere they other get up, so they bringing those boots too soon they bring in the Ugs
I'm wearing shorts. Girls are allowed to do that. We don't say shirt. They can do whatever they want, basically they're running fashion for sure they decide right. That's why Fanny packs went away because girls, there guys all right. That's what happened offended by that! China may have come back. I remember with a fanny pack, then they'll tell you. The only family pack but again I think I saw on guns and ammo or the final cap funny pack and Andy inside had a holster for lot. Thirty, eight am yeah he's trying to rob me son. This video that Bert Kreischer, just put up on Instagram of a dude pulling US pistol out shoot himself in the leg. Would be quick, draw Mcgraw shot himself in the leg. He was. I just fucking shot myself and Bert Kreischer with all the tears coming out of his eyes. Haha you so funny man Bert as a new Netflix Special coming out August.
On the fourth Netflix Bird Crusher, I forget what it's called birds gonna, be here the night before going to hype it up secret time. There's this shaver s in his chest for secret time. He could do that again, he's a very good to have On it, by kill once he's a very good dude, very good guy, we had a lot of good guys, but only she yeah like comedy today is a good time. It is not. It is bad. It is it's a great time. Forty people and cool people and it's fun yeah, it's fun but it happy again, I want to. Let you know that gig yeah, those were fun times may have yeah, have double lives. Yup go across the street, see to we play yeah funny. But when we're when everything's good, like that, like it makes it's good for everybody, it's
The kids makes the whole community is like more more positive and seems like will help out more young people coming up yeah and then the ever they they develop a nice positive community to when they realize hey man, we're all trying get somewhere, but we're not against each other. Where should we should be supporting each other in a help everybody and help you? It helped me to be more positive. Vibes phone around everybody be happy like we inspire each other. We were not competing against each other. Someone does well don't say for balkamp, say God damn he did. I could do it to you can say I have the same amount of energy to be put into both ways of thinking about it. The one way so much more positive for you and for everybody around you and still allows you to have a competitive instinct, because you're still competing against yourself. You competing to do but you're. Looking at the people around you as inspiration, rather than this competition, and so instead of having negative, combative relationship with everybody around you. That's also succeeding
this really cooperative, excited feeling about it. You know I mean that's, that's really possible in business. That's entirely possible and friendship. It's like that's how people should try there or should aspire to internet interface. With things always, to be as positive as you can, did you give the same amount of energy you can give towards positive and still still all the same amount of instincts of like kicking in and doing. Well, I do against yourself like compete against yourself, don't think about it as those other people are taking something away from you. Thinking 'cause they're, giving you an opportunity to look at what's possible. If you really dedicate yourself- and you should choose that as a valuable life lesson like wow. Look at that guy doing so well or look at this girl like kicking, and doing all this? How did she accomplish that? I should write all those things: how does she make all these movies? How did she do all these things like Falk? But people don't do that. The natural instinct is to look at someone. Who's like some crazy. Like super competitive person like the rock or something like that
But you see the Rockies in everything he's in everything you want to sit on it but he's such a nice guy. You can't it's a real problem, but he could do that. I could do terribly movie after terrible movie. No one cares 'cause he's such a good guy. He could he could do whatever he wants. He seemed the nice guy he's a very nice guy, he's an he's. The real deal really what he does. I mean that guy really does show up in a fucking hotel room for clock in in the morning flies across the world and immediately starts working out. Wow he's an animal like a do. You want to Inspired the guy's worth more money than everyone he makes. Money than anybody has ever made any money in movies juggernaut control. Every movie does a blockbuster. Meanwhile, he still shows up at a place. They got a fucking. They got one of them. Elliptical machines weight, inform they got to wait, wait, wait in form. He goes to town to do like forty five minutes
cardio when he fucking lands flying across the world lift weights for an hour. He just keeps going. He just keeps going, find a way to not complain, stay positive and just keep going. I will read half of his book and I'm that's that's very like that's a lot for you now remember that when he was, he was third string and playing cookbook of Football in Canada. He was living of. It was shown a mattress with that, with the last k kick that our team Jesus thought to be now a superstar. I mean I don't even know how many, how much millions he makes a movie, but everybody sees his movies he's such a good guy, but he hears be really clear. That kind of genetics like what that guy is. That is, just like we were talking about with Iceland, that's the same shit. That's the same shared with the Pacific Islands, man at some Warrior DNA son that Sugi man, that's a huge super, who is so driven.
Like we are lucky. We are lucky that dude is not on the biggest fucking horse, he could find with the biggest battle axe. I mean that's what these people come from. Man you don't get to be. That if you don't have like some sort of a great lineage of warriors behind you? You mean this that so much bigger than most people, because it Schwarzenegger he's so big, but all those guys like that guy, that plays the mountain on game of thrones like what in the holy FUCK that guy so big. You know the that day, Food came out of some warrior: Bloodline, some crazy Viking bloodline, because before guns, that was what was most important. So when you see a guy like the rock or you see you like, wow guy looks like a conqueror yeah because that's what he comes from percent, like is Lori Warrior that do to play store? What's that dudes name Chris, how
worth is home with dad that suit. Listen, that that is a process he's got em specimen or aqua man. What is this Jamie body comparison of the rock to the mountain? Who is the? mountain mounts behind them. So hundred fifty pounds on all my job or into the the mountain from game of thrones, oh sorry holy put that again look how much bigger areas- that's like! That's significant Anneke at like six, seven inches t so big a guy. So How big, how tall is he sixty nine or Someshit, sixty nine dude? That is so crazy away more than both of them? That's not true! Oh well, now the mountain weighs like three hundred and ninety
Does me three hundred and eighty six, three, eighty six he's six foot: nine, six hundred three hundred nine eighty six pounds like to put that in perspective former World Boxing champion Boxing champion name the crazy, gypsy dude. I'm sorry no, the guy. He he's the last guy to beat Vladimir Klitschko goddammit. How might not remember his name Tyson Fury right? Yes, that's it! Sorry Tyson the guy's, a beast Tyson, fury, he's six foot nine and he weighs two hundred and fifty damn and he's a world boxing champion. He gave up the title. He was going through some struggles, some health struggles, some mental health yeah and gained a shitload of weight, and then let me got real fat and then
got all the way down to like a super healthy weight again, and I don't know if he's box since I feel like he has shit, find out if he's box since when's, the last time he boxed but he's going to box soon. I know and he looks easy in phenomenal shape. So when was the last time he fought. Does the Wika Pedia say I feel like the last time he fought is when he outpointed Vladimir Klitschko and then afterwards he had a real struggle. Maybe just all the sudden became the champ is freaking out and maybe partying too much or something.
Engine, the fight just recently right, okay, so literally last month, yeah and who he beat suffer severely. Did you beat him by decision which doesn't say our tv? Where is it the decision? R t d round? Four? What does it mean referee, something date of no because it's TD tactical decision. Maybe it's someone got head butted and they got cut. What happened so find out what happened in that fight? So you just Google, the fight will figure out what happened anyway. If you go to his instagram page, he's jacked now like shredded six pack, Bang Bang Bang looks great, but you gotta think he's two hundred and fifty that big mother, who who's the same height as him is one hundred and forty pounds
using him saying that is that is fucking insane. That's so big one hundred and forty steaks just take one hundred and forty T bones just all over that dudes, but just sure that used to be everything will be doing before acting doorman somewhere smashing peoples randomly I don't know man. I don't know what your man anywhere man he's world strongest man. That was one of those guys who does those world strongman competitions too little to the Falcons to but the handles on the logs that and you look fat to another set again tired after the fourth,
quit retire, so he retired on his stool Noma. So he said no MAS sound like it was an interesting event. Yeah problems getting piston to fight the stand, while the crowd getting pissed 'cause the fight got stopped 'cause. It dude quit Tyson Fury's beast he's a really good boxer, but he came up to way over three hundred pounds got real fat and then lost it all got down to two hundred and fifty nice smiling and laughing on his instagram's. Like you it out like a like that, like when someone goes, the dark lands then comes back. The game is a big old God. Marker local Thalia's do six nine and he can boxes off. He's very slick, look deceptively slick. You know, he's traveler he's like one of them bad as gypsy dudes like there's a quite a few of those in boxing right now is there you know tough people and he can perform
pressure to like he. He gets loose his ass, huge man he's so big dude. Can you box he can box his ass off man. I just so why this guy so they're just standing in front of each other like they're, affecting around like two rounds almost and then he landed some blows, and I don't go to bed here and see what happens? Let's see what happens at the end, because if the guy just quit and there was no. There was no point where he was hurt, then it's disgraceful the first most of so he's beat him up here, yeah. What Tyson fury so Ligia he's amount he's a legit world championship, caliber boxer a measly doc. He be Vladimir Klitschko in his prime mean at the end of his reign, but it was still in his prime because next fight against Anthony Joshua was fantastic. Klitschko go: which would down had Joshua deep in deep trouble. Then Joshua came back and stopped him Joshua not team down. First then, he knocked Joshua done. Second, so it was like Anthony. Joshua was clearly if not the best, at least,
between him and deontay wilder right now, until they fight the the best most dangerous, have weight of our era and Klitschko almost beat him almost knocked him out. So when Tyson Fury beat him before that, he was beating a prime time could go he just I'll box man, so the do just quit. Woozy get was getting beat up. Our talking too much go little bit more This is the end of the round. This is all the highlights. I mean they probably should move yeah. He he was getting hurt. He was getting hurt for sure he like right there you got hurt, but it, but you got you got to you know, try to figure out a way to to mitigate this. You know you got to figure out when I mean he's going back to his, his corner he's, not wobbling you're supposed to be trying to figure out a way to get past that dude and if you can't figure out a way to get past that dude. Why did you take the fight video stop? But I guess I guess you probably
thought he could beat that guy before he got in with him and then, while you're in the middle of it, you know what happens, who that happens to Lomachenko Lomachenko God, just quit guys quit on the corner world class, guys there on the corner and they just go the fuck. This, I'm not going back out there. It's like one of his more recent fights against a really high level, guy Lomachenko, so good he boxes guys. Not so convinced it like. Look, I'm going out like this guy keeps teeing up for me, I'm not making it a little cutting it short right here and they'll. Do it with like a straight face so enough of this, but that's 'cause he's so much better like what you're, seeing with Tyson Fury there. That guy was definitely getting beat up, and maybe he definitely needed to stop that fight. But the way he's getting beat up is not like the same way. Lomachenko does like when Lomachenko does. It looks like The end is near sun. You better get off this fucking train we're going right into a brick wall. It in their mind that in it, when you just give up, who knows man, I mean we didn't watch the actual file. He might have ties
If you are most likely, I think probably him with some big shots and you know looking at it from an outside perspective, but he knows he's in big big trouble. It's a smart move and people get they. When they get angry. When someone who's a the warrior steps out of a fight, but I can remember when Nigel Benn fought Gerald Mcclellan. It was a big big fight at the time 'cause. They were both just knockout artists and crazy, wild Foods with ferocious punching power and Cheryl Mcclelland cut a shit ton of weight really way too much weight and he was a really big light. The and when he went in there and fought Gerald Mcclellan or when he fought another Dan? Rather they had a clash of heads and it was a crazy like nonstop for
it's round action where germ calling hope hurt Nigel Benn see. Do you find that German Clough Gerald Mcclellan hurt Nigel, been knocked him to the ropes and looks like the fight was over and Nigel Pain comes back? He gets back up and they're going at it and there's a crazy head, but in there too and during the head, but I mean this throne bombs back and forth, but german plow and takes a knee shortly afterwards and then goes to the corner and stops and the the people that are watching. I remember saying like: why is he doing now like? Why would you stop a fight like you know? I did doesn't make any sense and then boom he he's, and then they take him to the hospital, and this is it on. This is what is around ten right before I think I saw is right before the the head, but so during the first round I see I thought it was a shorter fight, the during the first round. They had
lighted and Joel Mcclellan hit him with some big shots and it looked like the fight was over. I'm pretty sure that was the first round, but when, when, Happened happened. Oh look at that right hand by Nigel Patio. That's ferocious! Oh, do see. I totally remember this wrong. I remember it clash of heads look at that either man. Damn I one hundred percent remember this wrong, so it 'cause he got up and he's in trouble an agile. Sent them again. So I don't remember him see that's interesting how that works. Man, you haven't seen a fight in twenty years and you have this stupid memes, of it in your head, all that number cut him with. So I think this is the of the fight. So I think he was a greeley struggling at this point. I think he waited out. His whole count
he waited household count on his knee, and I think some people are critical of that of a time. This is crazy. Man. So anyway, after this fight, Gerald Mcclellan had severe brain bleeding and was taken to the hospital and he's never been the same since damn man, Nigel Benn, was a beast man. They were both beasts. Jerry Mcclellan was a knockout artist. At the time man see. If you, Google, General Mcclellan KO highlights, the thought was that it was going to be one day Gerald Mcclellan versus, Roy Jones Jr that they were going to have a super fight? That was like a a big like one of them, Pacquiao Mayweather type fights for that error, while mega hit hard man, I'm really getting hard getting hit in the face like that Why do I remember him getting head? Maybe I'm just complete
delusion, or maybe that was somewhere in that mix, but certainly it was the big bombs from Mcclellan that dropped him in the first round in the big bombs from Nigel Benn. I want to see the first route to because I from I remember it was a crazy comeback, because Nigel Benn was really hurt and that first round, but just showed insane heart and figured out how to keep going where a lot of people like this fight is over. This one is over. You see in those highlight reels. He was a knock on our man, but now he's he's in real real, real, real bad shape, he's in a wheelchair heat from that fight. He he went blind. He he had severe bleeding on his brain and it never really recovered. He could have died in the ring he
absolutely could have died. So here's the first route look at this first round insane thing to look at this. Nigel Benn falls through the ropes: go: go back a little bit, go back a little bit, so you can see how fucking insane this go. So the beginning of it, you see how insane this combination is. I mean Mcclellan, came out guns blazing and hit him with some serious bombs. Man look at this. He hit him with a couple good shot there good right hand, a good lead left hook, the body. So this is the beginning of the fight. You think. Oh, my god, this fight is fucking over look at that left hook, left hook to the body boom boom. Macleod was draw your look at this, and this is when he's blasted him through the ropes Hilo. Holyshit. This fight is over. Nigel Benn comes back from this. To win like ten rounds later, which is insane insane look at is hurt it's kind of wobbly, but german glow in just couldn't. Keep this up. Nigel benn survive
and came back, those are like mad intangibles in a fight. That's why the best description of fights is always the theater of the unknown, because you really never know what the fuck is going to happen. When you get these two, world class knuckle slingers, throwin, hey, haymakers at each other. Like this look at Mcclellan, oh Nigel Benn come back with the right any clinches now Mcglone trying to get a little tired, We do have knees or given up on Mcallen yeah I mean he's, got to think what kind of out please put he's trying to win this fight and chill, Sun and told me something once that's an old boxing saying something along the lines of. If you try to stop a fight in win knockout but fail, you almost always lose by decision. 'cause you just blow yourself. It's so bad. Obviously, that's not totally the case, because some people have crazy endurance and they
try to win a fight by knockout and then recover around later, but did the amount of output that they do you do when you're throwing everything full blast like Mcclelland in that first round is insane it's like sprinting. How many punches he threw that first round. He threw I but here's. The most important thing is throwing a lot of them at full power. That's why it's so difficult to maintain. Well, most people don't realize Why is that? Most of the time we see boxers boxing there throwing punches fast but they're being loose and fluid, and when they heard a fighter when they expend the most energy because then they're digging in and after glass and the winding up. They don't normally do that, so the amount of energy that it takes to wind up and throw your hips. Your fucking asses into it and all you're waiting to explode at the end, that's much more than to be just a technical boxer. So when they're throwing technical punches and then
fast they're they're, not exerting the same amount of energy, see when, when you try to knock somebody out like a clone, clearly was this first round, you are running up hill with a weight sack on his back. You can only do it for so long. So as we go into the second round, like look, you see is already really tired. So it was as much out there. It was as much his weight cut as it was his strategy to try to win the first round, as it was Nigel Benn's ability to absorb punishment and come back. Strong 'cause band is looking fantastic here in the second round. Look at him, but it was a big wake up call to a lot of boxers that if We engage in wild brawls. Even when you were one of the elite of the elite Like Gerald Mcclellan was at the time you could still get you no brain bleeding and be fuckedup, and a lot of people attribute that to that weight cut 'cause, he had it, he dehydrate himself quite a bit back. Then he did his game plan for his culture was get this guy out in the first round. It could be.
But it could be that he heard him and he figured he could get him out in the first round. You know I mean Mcclellan was a killer. That was his thing. If he, if he hurt you, he was coming after you. So what's that had fourteen straight knockout ten were in the first round? Yeah? Ok, that's the general Mcclellan did so when it didn't work out it's a guy, like Nigel Benn, Nigel Benn, figured out how to maintain his enerji better in that fight. That's uh! You know that's a dangerous strategy, empty all your bullets out in the first round. He was just a defense for the first three relevant huh, but meanwhile, like the that's, what was his success formula up until then? You know I mean I was What was working, you don't know, doesn't work until don't work anymore. Forty, nine, not call that way. Yeah I mean. Do you remember when we used to think that nobody could be Tyson yeah member We were a little well we're young. We thought I think it was like: when did he lose
eighty six did losing like one thousand nine hundred and eighty six Douglas yeah. What year was that Google that he? He get it what it was. I was definitely doing comedy at the time. Then I definitely saw it with my friend ran after the fact 11th nineteen, ninety one thousand nine hundred and ninety damn so from that point on, we knew he could lose before that. Every Tyson fight, like man, I'm not gonna, bother watching. Why do people don't even want to fight that guy they just getting killed? What were the odds of him, winning like four thousand and forty two? According to the want somebody got paid, somebody I paid some crazy number. I think it was forty two I think one of the highest underdogs ever that one, forty two any one by knockout, Buster Douglas, was fantastic back then man, he fought him a while Buster Douglas is a crazy example of a guy who always had a tremendous amount of talent. He was always regard
It is like people that were in the know, in boxing you know heard them talk about him and they would always talk about how mood? He was in training and when he's at his best he's a a literally like a world champion fighter, but he never told we put it together and far as far as as did The plan in training camp, but then his mom died and he decided he was going to fuck MIKE Tyson up for his another trained really really hard, so it was a perfect storm of MIKE Tyson being king of the world. You know he's just fucking everybody up doesn't even I guess, to train anymore he's anymore, just just being here being in the World heavyweight champion. That's what that's! What they're, like the reason why they become that guy in the first place, 'cause they have this ability to indulge in excess and crazy buying tigers and lamborghinis and shit, and all on the way Buster Douglas for that fight, trained, like a demon and still almost lossed, still almost lost. That's how good Tyson was when
Tyson was in his prime as a knockout artist. He was so lethal that, even though Buster Douglas in him fought in bus, Doug's events, someone up knocking him out, he knocked him out after MIKE Tyson knocked Buster Douglas down in Adam hurt and Don king. After the fight even protested and said that that the count was more than ten and that when the buster Douglas was down, the referee gave him an extra couple seconds to recover that he should have had a member that was like a big protest after the fight, but even then I mean we even with shitty training. You know bit not take this guy seriously at all. Even then, MIKE Tyson still knock buster drugs down and almost knocked him out with one punch will run the not come out wasn't that is thought the longest. The longest Tyson fight ever had right.
Now he's had decisions, he had decisions. He I think he had decision against Bonecrusher Smith Video here as both both knockdowns simultaneous. So you can see like the different ten counts. I guess. Ok, let's see it boom, he clipped him an uppercut right. There's three hundred and forty eight season three on the left, he's like I'm just five or six on the right. So that's so different. Oh, that's so different! He was counting in roman numbers. Yeah and that was the end of the round- was the
into the round, so buster gotta break. So look that that's just how it go go go to the very beginning. Again, please go to the very beginning again, so I can see the punch here. It is yeah boom. Look at that uppercut! That's a beautiful uppercut Tyson nail them with two hundred and twenty three million four hundred and fifty six thousand seven hundred and eighty nine ten you're out you're out buster. Cluster. There now he's out he's out. Do that against. That seems like he's out right. Doesn't it Let's try again ready boom. He goes down one hundred and twenty three million four hundred and fifty six thousand seven hundred and eighty nine, Ten he's out someone distracted him on number. Eight yeah. Does that stop the
Is that how it works along with a longer path? That split? Second, when you turn the running away yeah, seventy eight on MIKE Tyson here is fifty six thousand seven hundred and eighty nine ten yeah. That guy is way quicker. Is that the same guy yeah, that's ridiculous. Did you suck accounting guns, bad as well? The one doing the end plans, that's a crazy, hard job, man you're in the middle of the moment. You know, there's all this: how type going on and pay the least suck out yeah. But it's the same guy, because it's the same fight. So how How does the same guy count real slow for Buster Douglas and way faster for MIKE Tyson Scription of the video says. This clearly demonstrates that he gave him both the exact same amount of time
really so, let's try that again. Let's try that again. Let's count for Tyson will count for Tyson. First Ready Tyson goes down boom. What a combination bugs and two hundred and thirty four million four hundred and fifty six thousand seven hundred and eighty nine ten eleven twelve one thousand three hundred and fourteen got knocked on around around fifty on the on the clock on the screen. You can see it and how many seconds was it. He put them up at three thousand eight hundred and twenty Knox home right there, one! Ok, it's like thirteen seconds, yeah, four hundred and fifty six thousand seven hundred and eighty nine they're both out
they're both out this. Is he the dead? The counting is definitely slower on Buster Douglas with their definitely both out, but either way. If you said seven, I bet butts, but instead of four. If you spend the count up by a second, you don't think Buster Douglas could have gotten up quicker, I bet he could have. I mean he was waiting for the guy to hit eight, so he ends up right which what you do you take as much time as you especially if you got legitimately hurt like that you're supposed to do that. So the fifth, the questions like would have been able to if the guide counted a little quicker. And you know eight came were seven was or six was would have been able to. I think he probably would have the question is: would have Tyson have been able to get to him with one punch before the bell. There might have knocked him out yeah. You know, ok fight, you get him back up again and it's three extra. It's it ice, storms forward and connect with them, but I think it's to head shots with a face. So do
crazy shot. Sizzling Irish here watch the flight. Love is in the official counters. The FCS account this guy, that's the finger bro he was AMOS is nicknamed the finger really. He counts way faster watch. What's what's the finger one, two, three four five and that's one: six pm, but seven, eight nine ten yeah by the fingers count that dudes out there both out cold, I'm going with the finger forever captain White Glove, Michael Jackson, the county, Michael Jackson, as we go with MIKE magician yeah man died. So that was the insane fight, though, because you couldn't believe MIKE Tyson, could lose. Even when I watched it. I remember I heard about it first and then I watched it and they still remember thinking. I can't believe what I'm watching he's going to get up he's going to knock this dude out for sure believe you lost. It was it's over, then you couldn't believe that he could lose. Who that's people don't understand,
There's never been someone that was as dominant for a scary moment in like boxing history than MIKE Tyson, because even though you knew Roy Jones going to fuck up whoever he fought, The way he's going to fuck off. You did them out with one punch. It wasn't going to be this horrific storming by disturbed lawyer, just common after your soul, Roy Jones, at box, your face off hit. You would lead the lead left hooks straight right, hands that are way faster than anything you can duck. He would fuck people up. He thought people up with uh style and movement and speed, whereas Tyson still waiting you like mugging at the same time- and it's like all anger so far, the hood in you and he was solid, like sledgehammer, two hundred and twenty pounds, but moved like one hundred and sixty pound guy, which you couldn't believe it at the time and never been a heavyweight like him before there was heavy weights that
it moved amazing, like Ali Ali, had the most amazing footwork of anybody just smooth and flowing and change what the game was in front of people the be dope this is a crazy video valley that someone had on their instagram page one of those boxing pages where he's fighting someone in the guy throws two hundred and thirty four punches in a row, and all these hands down. I just barely moving his head away with each punch just like pitch, you can't hit Maine. He just had a do, is uh magic about what he was doing, that you would like how was a heavyweight moving like that as jab to Tyson was a totally different kind of strategy. You know those those strategies will be argued to the end of time like what would have happened if MIKE Tyson had a thought Muhammad Ali, both in their primes. What would happen? Man what happened. It would've been fucking crazy. I'll. Tell you that if we had MIKE Tyson in his very best before she went completely crazy started, giving out rolls royces,
cops and walking around as tiger in his underwear before all that stuff over the before sure before biting ears, nearest thing was when you know a Vander, was you know when a Vander beat him in that first fight? No one could believe it. No one could believe it, even though it I said last to Buster Douglas everybody assumed that Tyson lost, because he hadn't been training and he really hadn't been been focused and then you went to jail, came out of jail and he looked jacked member yeah more jacked, his ridiculous. Six back. Remember that shed the two interphase son. Now he got a tattoo on his face afterwards right, yeah after jail. I think it's a tattoo on his face in jail right. I don't think so. I think he had mild tattooed on his arm. What is the say here MIKE Tyson opens up all that was when he got arrested by that Joseph though Joe, our pile guy, I had to do time in that Arizona he was living
Arizona for awhile and had to do that, Joe, our pile when they make you wear pink. Yeah can cuffs on them. Do MIKE Tyson, though, when he was in his prime, but that was when he just got out of jail. That was the MIKE Tyson. Fresh outta jail like just chat, does ninety five first fight after release. That was against some unfortunate white fella that looks like he would be a was his name: Peanut Neely, yes, Peter Mcneally, tough guy. Just wasn't the video of him The fight is hilarious. You go watch it now. No hilarious! He was like a guy who'd be carrying the money back. Guy that you would say bring them to Peter and Peter would break your face. Thank you owe money fuck boom. He was The member him give me some volume, Jim Gray, looking young and dapper just a moment before you go out into the ring
I thought it over your joining thus far my grandfather's, my grandmother's, my father, my mother, my three brothers last but not least, snobby left hand for snobby but not least, yeah field Massachusetts in the house? That is but there's a guy from Medfield that That is, if you ever been to Medfield Massachusetts, no disrespect that makes sense but looking over fears in the house, torture, that's hilarious,
law. Tough yeah, lower, lower big one metal hardcore, Mickey Ward came from Lowell I want to me and my friend Jimmy LAS. We saw Mickey Ward Box somebody, some famous dude, feel like he box, some old, some old time too. Damn it Jimmy just told me about this recently too, and I forgot what it was, but we were both like couldn't have been more than like nineteen, something like that went to see Mickey or box was crazy man going to see live boxing so weird, because there's no commentary I got only seen it at home Yeah- give us here- well live boxing match. Yes, it's weird! It's oddly quiet, you know what is the same Greg Young that we fought in ninety five, eighty five, oh yeah, that makes sense. That's probably exactly it. That means I was eighteen yeah
yep yeah Lawrence Massachusetts. He fought. I guess it was this guy Greg Young, what I think it was an older guy. A couple more here, I guess and bought last year. Okay, I refuse yeah. I don't remember any of those names. Unfortunately, I erased all that Edwin Correct hold on Wendy fought anyone correct go back up that was in Atlantic city. Edmond correct is like a old old school. Tough dude yeah he lost to correct correct, was a beast. Q Ward man, those fights with a Gotti. Those are some of the all time most, exciting and barbaric boxing matches ever when two dudes are just that close to each other. Like that,
skill, wise like when they go out, I just back and forth, and back and forth, and nobody quits. Those fights were insane man. My dad and he said he loved box in his toys go bar scene to watch mexican boxing at the forum has to baby every Tuesday night. These to be these crazy, I'm mexican boxer, but there were off for the way light weight. Does a guy name, a real band, only about a He was lightweight filipino whatever yeah vicious left hook and those that came with cuban guy, who will also mom um Napoles Madaki Annapolis, Montique or less than normal quiver river, that Mexico. He thought he bought him out box him up. He man talked him out with his way to men yeah my friend does boxing now at the better the he does a boxy now and for golden boy she. Yeah, yeah they're bothering to bus trip
my friend, announces the fights hello, but they have on their boxing every once in awhile, downtown LA he regular hotel at a club, and they have a young boxers is ringside young coming boxers. No man yeah, that's the that's crazy gig. So is he travel around with that too, is he going to all these interviews with local? He does the local ones like he does local ones like it when they fight over there and stand up for spring casino or more wrong. Go those type of fights who's a good time. Right now for boxing, a merry very exciting match. Ups, a lot of people kanaloa Triple G, who I can't wait for that rematch me to read: I'm I'm performing in them the day before of the Israeli, where I'm going to be at the Hard Rock CAFE the day before the fight hello, Friday, locked get there early people road trip,
this road trip I'll meet you at the way in that is going to be an intense fight man that first fight was intense. I thought triple g1. I just hold it up there, between now and the fighter, the like dog injures. You don't get injured, please don't get injured, nobody get injured. Nobody test positive. Nobody. Nobody had no wall heroes down. Nobody drive crazy, don't do anything stupid Jesus Christ, you deal with you going to be there right on time crushers. What day is that November or November. Third, I like watching sit at home and I go there too many humans. You know everyone's Camden. I have to do that so many times for the UFC. You know when I'm not working, the UFC. I I like to be home watch if you watch it with your friends or loan children's hands in a bowl. Sometimes I just want to watch about myself, but a lot. At times the only time I'm watching fights by myself, it's UFC fight, I'm not come to me is because we don't have a fight companion. You know like if we're doing we do These fight companions like if we're home, like accounts home and Schaub at Eddie
the home, while UFC is on the road somewhere will watch it in here and will play it and will talk shit while fights going on that's not fun and the most fun thing of all time of Bravo's always busting out some Riddick Yes, conspiracies and crazy, Ju Jitsu talk Michael, is that we might start to talk about music for an entire fight and not even pay attention to the fight. It's a it's a fun gig bad! It's like we're such good, with friends, we've known each other for so long that when we get to Eddie! Bravo he's the one that put on shamrock in the whole right. No! play, see yeah, I'm sorry, I'm not right. Now, I'm wearing his dad yeah respect Helio Gracie. If it wasn't for this dude man is one of the most important people in the history of martial arts right here this gentleman they know that that's a it crazy, contributing family to the history of martial arts, for the number one family in the the history of Jiu Jitsu mean by far and you
the number one family in the history of all martial arts mean that's a debate that people will have to the end of time, but that is a it's pretty strong candidate for the number one most influential family in the history of martial arts wow I want how to get started with that I'll get you started to tell me want to go. You tell me when you tell me where I'll hook it up you will figure out where you will see George training about where you live on the show 'cause people should. I see joy training every once in awhile road Shelby chains like a mother, Fucker dude Joey is all the time three four days a week, the Blue Bell rang up the up to come up with a box of the legit, and he is you have to realize Jody. He gets on top of you, you're not getting up. Ok, except that he Strongman Joeys. Now just heavy he's a strong guy. It has man like bucket back at you admits, he's a gorilla he's. A big old gorilla when I met Joey
till was only like two hundred and twenty pounds, he was like a football player. There's a old school photo of him. I met him in, like the summer in the late 90s he he was like built just like out like an enforcer like a big Brutus guy. You know he wasn't. I didn't get that fat at all, but when he got that fat was also when he got that funny. It's crazy, like he just didn't, give a fuck anymore with anything with food with I think partying became just a monster console for their removal. The first time I saw him at the laugh factory it will be late, 90s, big dude Cuban who vanneau and he had this crazy. We gotta get him to revise Joey Karate. For sure a focal, my for sure, my all time, favorite character he had this is the head of him. Remember dumpster
Riley. Those the best today understand me here for the UFC minute. Well, the people saying that a medical marijuana reports well, people seem in the watcher points, but nobody really knows. I'm trained file assassin, cuban black belt, I lost my rank on the fucking boat ride, I lost my right jumbled in China, but China, Hong Kong, Bolivia, that's why I train with fucking savages, not these little fucking guys. Thank you, You didn't give you the lock for UFC, and it's all about sucking Brazil this week. I understand me my and fix people up this weekend. In the Senate he went through his lab. He went through far,
well as far as british he's going to they took on a sidekick and SAM, arrived, also blown glass Is that simple Anderson Silva, this traditional that's it baby. Don't forget! You will see. That's me next week with all my other things in the family. Next we will cover stretching and flying to the floor. Thank you for Imperfect music to whoever did the music it that's a lot of weight from
now from then to now hello, yeah, I'm and a lot of weight he's us. Is he a spokesperson for weight? Watchers is that's what he's doing, but I think he is, I think, he's doing something for weight, watchers, chili, yeah yeah Joe, is he likes weight watchers, that's how he lost all his weight when he lost the first time and then he's losing it this time he's using it that way too. He said they're catching up man. They got good science behind their food, but even they do they say you could have as many eggs as you want. Could have eggs exam bad for you, Bro choice, so funny memory when he had this one bit about, he said So I want to do a show in Tijuana and the hotel room had a bad you put. A quarter in in finger comes out, put it in a fingering chart, so it goes in your ass. I went there last week. Let's do a show two years ago the whole play the rundown down and the machine is broken. Gonna put your own finger.
another thing: is it has now twenty? Here's a thought in nineteen. Ninety six late. Ninety five- I I thought it at the natural Pudge CAFE and on Melrose no on yeah Melrose. You won last comic standing right. I want left comma standing. How many people want that? How many many different seasons I want to see them. Seven at the end are in ten now you know, put in jail when I won my sons, mom file for child support the next day and she just took half. She became the last baby Mama standing. Straight up dog the beach and she I had I had kids would not known when I was in high school and their penal Charles reported. Well, I could see her point we broke even you know. Yeah. You definitely get some money, though right yeah,
you know it's crazy. When were Alaska, standing. They do like a background check of everybody yeah and I notice would like some people were like to slowly disappearing. You know from the last comic standing background check background check criminal, a criminal, some people. Some people were taken out of the photo like they were put in positions that you want to the of my brother. He committed a lot of crimes, and he I didn't know it. Then he stole my identity Oh no NBC! We investigate a collision with a man. I see a lot of two files on your own to open cases on you, one of one meat for AG positions of crack, cocaine, possession of sale faded little core. This is your brother is also gay knows another brother would not gay, though he left criminal he's. The one that came up
what want would look you've, come out of prison and, worse that one so, okay, my brother, he like the ultimate criminal he's not on Facebook. You know all social media accounts I have many where there's no photo of it anywhere, so I had to track down his daughter on Facebook as a manager for a picture of you and your dad. So where, as you send me, the photo of my brother and then they do the comparisons of me and him, and they, let me go that's hilarious. That is lyrics. They have photos of him like committing crimes like curity Camera, for their photo here in court when he got arrested, Clearview of Philippe Esparza brother both male birth certificate? He know my birthday and he knows my name, so you know what a hassle
t that dealership brought my other brother, the gay one so rude, while your own brother out and go back to ship, my mother brother, the gay one he got pulled over for a traffic violation, as he leaves your name to my with my brother used his name and my brother was on leave. They put him in a prison in in Arizona for illegal immigrants. Also, your brother use both of your name. Yes, oh my god, my brother, my brother, and that is the way to prison in Arizona no crime. He didn't commit, oh no, luckily for him when he was locked up a guy that with me and rehab knew me, and he, my brother and him were friends, and he had my brothers back in prison, little few days right could you imagine going to jail? Because your brother is a piece of shit? use your name to commit crimes, how fucking mad? You would be!
so my identity in there in prison, knowing that this mother fucka risk your freedom just so that he could get out he's like Fokam flat. Can't you don't call me anymore. I mean you just fucking, so security number, I know his name. I know your birthdate. I know how how how how how tall he is. That's so crazy what a psycho! Damn man! You can't pick your family problem real problem for some food, right. You can't pick your family men like anybody, thinks that there's a hey you suck, you get what you deserve in this world. Bulshit little babies are born in a fuckd up families. You know Sometimes your brother is a piece of shit, he's a piece of ship before you're even born you even know you're born later and he's just. To dominate you and being a fucking asshole to you and you're like what you know. That's what happened with gang is con
Gangus Khan became Gangus Khan like later in his life, but when he was younger, he killed his brother 'cause. His brother was stealing fish, they would go fishing his brother would take his fish was like oh for real, so he got together with his other brother and they fuckin' ambushed their older brother and killed him with a bow and arrow killed his brother. What did dad say? Mom is really pist luck shouldn't, let dad still he shouldn't let my brother steal my fish, fuqing, lock, key parent. You know latch key. What is it imagine a man telling your brother, the bone marrow life is cheap back then or choking to death. If Jesus Christ. Or choking him to death, because the mob or whatever you're associated with your brother got to go. So you don't know Your brother is now my brother, probably somewhere running around in Mexico living in TJ. Do you want so yeah? Does he ever
back! No, no, no he's living over there. He he works at some pick apart area over there pick apart. It is a pick apart. You go, you go there for your, Oh, it's a student stolen car part. No, it's a legal! You go in there until my brother, I'm looking for a for a door for a seventy nine Toyota, in my brother. Go you gotta, go over there, junkyard junkyard, yeah, yeah man. I know dude, who built cars they would they would go to junk yards. Like I gotta get this vendor. I gotta get a good fan of her. Seventy Chevelle go and look and it's kind of fun. You know if I had one hundred lives. One of the things I would do is build cars. I think that would be the coolest in the world. You know I envy the funk out of people have done that or have the time yeah. That's. The thing is Time but people who have learned how to do it and get a frame and figure out how to get the frame all SAM blasted powder coated, and then you know figure out how to
the suspension on and fenders and like to do really take a car apart, an restore it and restore it and have it look beautiful and then drive around in it? You see those guys that do oh wow, that's a admirable quality. There's like that's like something very few men, never do, but every man admires a man could do it like. Oh me, and my Rather we were stored this one thousand nine hundred and sixty nine Camaro. Remember I read that Matt Hughes did that. Who's. Who's was also at the time UFC Welterweight World Champion, also stored classic cars. That's a man! that's a fucking man like you, take it. You could rebuild a car Oregon check cake and they get it to them you do that! That's a that's, a manly active
they brought it back to life? That's one of the most manly things you can do rebuild a car guys who work on their own cars. That's a rare breed son. My dad always worked on his car may never went to mechanic yeah. He what the he be out there like changing the spark plugs out of the seventy three impala by himself in the rain to changing them the edge he we ought to. The parking lot. Man lay all over like rich in his own stuff to take the motor out of the car. And put a new motor in and put it on there and different kind of man? And I'm not I like in my dad, never liked you like my most dad, would invite you a flipper. We out yeah my dad there one help help the first time help you know what toy
you just put it in the wrong range hassle. Judgmental daddy thing is to like they they get locked into that. They don't want you distracting them. That's the way they are escaping escaping by working on this car wrenching things down changing, carburetors and Shin those guys. You could do that. That suspect. Type of guy. There's like this. A special mechanic man is like you know. I mean you know a guy could do it, yeah 'cause, when you invite those guys. To get together yeah. They always look dirty. Like, even if, even if you bring your invite your cool mechanic for the neighborhood to a party and you wearing a tux, he be like damn. There goes John. He still looks dirty always got crazy Fingernail Dirt yeah, I'm reading about Greece under the fingernails just never comes out. You don't recognize him standing up. Here's a question: Cooter
how many people get sick from working in gas stations. I would think that, like working in a gas station, all those fumes like that she going to be terrible for fumes and then all the grease and oil and brief mention of being gross stuff. Actual words were guys, are always smashing their fingers and lose and tips attain rhythm fact ma'am. They would all know the kid these to be the guy that used to fix you know that always a guy in the neighborhood. I don't have a fix everybody's car right right right and it was this guy named Eli and his document. There are big families and they were like nine or ten people in their family, but this guy will fix your car, but he also likes to party. Like is took Polly Party Elect like like, play style, but Volkswagen genius You know how to fix bugs mad bugs where his thing, but he also has a mean,
This is my friend Junie. He was getting his bugs. Take from here to rag top. Was the oval bag or beautiful bug this guy Elaman smoke? Pcp? Oh no is Holly Holm a whole him holding the wrenches and staring at the bug for like three hours straight, not doing while Volkswagen the different kind of karma. Like a bug, he drove a bug, that's different kind of human. Could be a bug. I don't know how to fix the bug. Yeah. My friend Jimmy that same friend that I went out to the boxing match to see Mickey Ward fight. He also had a bug hit a blue bug, wizard most ridiculous car. Remember being in it like, we were laughing how silly it was because it was so love cars right, a of course number I remember you and Eddie Griffin. The same car and sex is with that to your lien Here's with crude maybe will come in there. Man at the fuckin' like the clean.
He said like Harvey Keitel you know one of them. If you give me one of those what I say that, because it will, in fact no it wasn't the fastest car to look cool. Well it it here's the thing about those car, man. They were really well balanced, like it was a good amount. Power for the size of it was a very light car. We're going to say, like the Acura Nsx wasn't even three thousand, but that was it. I had a over one this summer Ferrari somebody bought mine. You know right right, no had to silver when the wolf silver one in like the late 90s and a silver one in the early two, thousands, that's my that's right there. That was my car. That's it right there. So somebody owns it. Somebody bought it because I think I traded and then when I got something else, but it was a Joe Rogan thanks for money to per
that the guys got it. That's my car to this day. That was one of my all time. Favorite car is definitely not the fastest car ever drove, but it wasn't about being fast. It was about like the the experience of driving. It was more real tactile, it's of very light car and it's a mid engine. Car seats were low right bucket seats and it's a japanese car. It's a honda, so you know it's never going to break. I never had a problem with those like I had two of 'em. I had one. I had it for like three years and I traded it in then. I got this other one later, but in between I had a Portia and that ship broke down.
Constantly I had a nine thousand and nineteen or nine hundred and ninety six turbo, which is like two thousand and two that ship broke. It just kept breaking man all kinds of crazy. She, like the shift linkage blue two separate times where I would go to shift gears and it just disengaged and was just floating around on two separate occasions that happen where I couldn't shift gears, and I was stuck one time. Luckily, it happened. While I was driving down the road, so I was driving down the road and it popped loose, and I was in second gear. I said: ok, I'm going to swine, this bitch out and get to the Porsche dealership, so I kept in second gear just drove around and second here through the street.
Slade near Ventura while ridiculous there just weren't they weren't, durable general, fathom that Porsche, that's the new one. So I no, I wasn't. I wasn't really in a driving fast. What I'm! What I like is a car, the corners really. Well. You know I like a car like that, just it, it has a connection to the road to look at that thing. That's the new Nsx that looks preposterous. That's a preposterous looking vehicle late night writer yeah! The only problem I have with this car is the problem I have with all these cars. They won't let you use a manual transmission. They don't sell with a manual transmission. The problem with that is and we're not racing like. I want want to feel good like if it feels people need to remember how much better it feels to drive a manual transmission. Everybody wants to not learn and since a lot people don't know, never learn! That's the problem!
I want to stall out and look like a tassel. That's too much work once you learn how to drive you still stall out, I still occasionally but the fun that you have with a car like that with a manual transmission is so different. So you're engaged to shift first gear yeah man, this second gear, there's something cool about that and for whatever reason people are forgetting. That is a totally different experience. When you drive a car that has a manual transmission versus a car, It's not a matter if you have more control right, yeah. Well, not really, honestly, you're you're, better off with the automatic. If you want to be totally honest, the automatic is gonna, go faster. It's going to have the better choice of gear selection. You are it's going to like, like a lot of times and he's race car drivers to take like an automatic Porsche. I like in one of the new ones it take it on track. They don't even take it. Take it out on automatic. They don't shift the gears themselves. If it's a double clutch gearbox, they put it in drive and they just go because things are so good at picking the right gear. Why fuck around? So it's better that way, really
better. You have more control of the car that way, but that's not necessarily what makes it the most fun and what makes the most fun is you're engaged in the car, shifting the gears, but also smooth car, yeah, quiet, yeah, yeah yeah. You could learn how to drive a stick it's not hard. I did it one time with guy taught me in rehab. Other hard drive a stick shift, so yeah we're going downhill, though. Oh well, that's ridiculous.
First, it was the worst the top of La Cienega get to topple Lawsonia right. We need the sunset. It's like a super steep hill. You gotta have an e brake and the new ones. They don't hav e breaks. The new ones have a bulshit buttony break, so you'd have a handle that you can just lift up and lift down. Those nonsense fix that, like that's the whole deal, if you're stuck in outlook San Francisco street- oh my god and is a red light and you gotta go forward in a in a stick shift. That shift is a heart attack, inducing more afraid of rolling back on that corner. Of course, yeah you have to have a mercy break it's hard to do when you're, a young kid and you're learning how to drive one, and you want crazy, steep hill at the top of the hill. Is the stoplight like? Oh no, that's designed for automatic cars. If you have a stick shift, that's a fucking pain in the asses man I'll, be. I can't even read a motorcycle motorcycle style to write same way, yeah. So most
guys probably be able to transition to a stick, pretty easy, pretty simple, being a neutral yeah. I don't. I never wrote a motorcycle. It took some classes for a little bit, but then, while taking classes a couple people I knew wiped out pretty bad. I was like fuck this. This is too dangerous. I see a roller mini by one time and was the in San Jose this comedian named Butch? He let me write it many by school not someone without too much power is cool. So when you get into these like higher Busa's, you know you could just go, buy something that goes like zero to sixty in a second, but the is that we just sell that to somebody. You all have to do is get a license to get a license,
and then go buy the most insane two wheeled vehicle of what the world could have ever make. You could even imagine someplace existing a hundred years ago, a hundred years ago, if you went back to two one. Nineteen, eighteen and somebody got a high, a busa and brought it to you. He black, what the Falk is this. What is this the a yeah this is this? Is he makes sense, people try it and go flying off of it. They would do. Lehzen fall on top of them, they'd be like what in the fuck is this? What are you doing with this thing and then someone could show it Someone knows how to ride some real, more several race car driver guy, an evil not like one of those guys it does is I'll of with that, I Irish. Is it Isle of man? is that irish, crazy race they do with these people. Are
going so in saying the fast and looks at the going through the woods, and actually this Saturn is Isle of Man yeah. What is your car there in front? Is the car for the cars driving some of the guys wiped out right there son? What are these people that are driving when it's not the race? This might just be a normal time. There might be doing their own race or some yeah yeah, maybe so that I Ok, this is the actual race. This is the Isle of Man race. I don't think they allow cars on the road while they have the race, but do these guys go fast fast as shit, it's crazy. They take hills and they're flying The air when they hit the hills like look at that Falk Bro. What is this fast is going one hundred and seventy one miles an hour right there, yup and people to the left and to the right
You know that is so insane bikes are so insane and the fact that Do you know this is a fairly new thing in human history. I mean this is new. This is within the last hundred years. We had anything that you could do that with and this speed that they could do it with. Now. It's just fucking crazy man. Like your your moment, I have to make a decision like if something jumps out in front of you. How much time do you have? That would be a of the way for the jet pack, because but people are fucking stupid. Tell me some wouldn't want to just go. I'm going to run when he comes by as soon as I see him, I'm going to run and I'm going to get out of the way, and then he tries to correct for you and wipes out right there yeah love.
Yeah, it's like he was doing a wheelie before he could even get off God. This is that you have to be so tuned in, like I don't think we could even imagine how height and your senses have to be to be able to on top of this, with his cars to the left and right and to be that alert man treason, ship, there's, trees everywhere. These guys are animals. Look at him fly over the top like that fuck. That is so bananas. That is which means there's a video in real time with them all going over this hill. It's like that. Like zoom, you really get a sense of it right there when you, when you're riding in the POV their pov, you get a little bit of a sense of it, but you really get a sense of it when you watch them pass by stationary cameras. What else these guys? I mean my cousin sort of like this. I know. There's like crazy people that pilots fighter pilots guys that go there
ask taken fools brown and again. This is just like what we're talking about with those strong men dudes. These are people that are there hard wired to do extra, incredibly dangerous things. I guarantee you the same people that are hard wired to do these kind of dangerous risky things. They would be like special forces operators, would be Navy seals, they would be you they would be people that are mercenary yeah. They can do things that other people, probably don't, have the nerves for and their thrill seekers like, but then we take a thrill seeker that maybe would have joined the military and put him on a bike or put it in MMA cage or put him in. You know a boxing ring and you get that same type of person like that. This is this. People all exist because you needed those traits, you need those traits, order to be successful to keep your civilization alive, needed strong, murderous people. You need to people that were crazy, word afraid, danger, you need a risk. Take
you need to reward seekers. You needed people who wanted to be the king. If you didn't have that you weren't going to survive 'cause, there's other people that had that on the other side, yeah, that's, what's crazy! Is we're figuring out how to filter that shit into sports now and all sorts of other aspects of life, but it's these same instincts that have been around for hundreds of thousands of years that have turned people into what they are right now fachman to trip really? Is it trip when you think about people, just people general like what the paths that people take to become who they are right now how to be this guy on a jetpack going a hundred miles an hour, how fast is he going delivering weed very, very fast, very fast, right, yeah he's flying Jesus Christ. This is one, but this is not. I don't think the fastest one. This one looks like a halo of jets around him, but there
another guy that has one that are on his arms, like like iron man. This is pretty new to this was like the earlier this month, yeah they're, going to get it batteries get any better, God would festival of Speed, yeah they're going to get it going to figure it out we're going to get hummingbird wings bro! That's what it's going to be his have some shared website is there going to buy some cheap ones. You know some from janky ones from overseas and the hummingbird wings going to break off and hit in the fucking head. The people in the in delta for the knock offs, okay, Joanne's yeah and then you would definitely be trippers that would put like glowing lights on on that would cause people to have seizures. You know like for sure, like you know, burning man, style lights all over your bird wings that would be amazing, come on they'll, be one of the coolest things of all time,
Burning man hummingbird glowing flashing, light wings, I'll be better yeah, Merry manor artist wants to cover burning man in a massive NASA engineered blanket like ten thousand square, or is it three hundred square meters for what to trip balls? What would happen is supposed to reflect ninety seven percent of the heat that would normally stay down there, so I'm going to go another. I don't know if they're going to get up. It's funny that I was just reading about this. They tell you to take one of those space, blankets with you've you're going hiking in the woods I'll give you go on a camping trip and your you know. You have like some survival stuff, the survival kit, one of things they say to get one of those because We build a fire and then you get under the blanket in the fire in the fire reflects off the blanket and it makes a big impact on the amount of heat it gives off
and they think like for survival purposes. It's a good move to have. Where did I when I hear that about? I think I heard that on podcast hum trying to figure out which pod It was I'll? Try to remember, but the those little tiny blankets they don't weigh anything either. So it's like a smart thing for people to carry around with. Do they keep you warm supposedly, so you know they never seen one's warmer, but they're really good, apparently for reflecting heat like they can keep your body heat in you know, and and pretty effective compared their size and weight Tuesday we're late when the rap people rather than the late. You pulled the burritos to go, and now they do like this not to do it, but maybe that's such a portly uses those wraps soon, we'll have to full poisonous to pull it twice. I think you did NBC
How do you know? That's exactly. We got the food poisoning to do that. The last two of the last thing I ate right and then how much time did it take to an eating it and you getting food poisoning one hour one hour, but I felt like I get a getting hot and then I just threw up well sure. Before that one hour, what did you eat early on in Denver? Did you eat anything else? Okay, it was. It was the plane eight hours before the food poisoning kicked in. I don't know, maybe three three. The fly with five hours. I know there, so there would be a think. Most experts never talked at food poisoning. Expert, don't want to bullshit you, but I think most people say that it's more likely that it was the food that was on the plane that got you want in a plane. So he didn't know that White Bruce Cloud nuts, you might have gotten it
not sure it was food poisoning and not just like stomach flu. I don't know man, but it was bad for like three days I lost fourteen. You know whenever people say I got food poisoning from this. I always go you might have, but I mean people don't know like how long it takes to get food poisoning it's a little longer chicken think it was check anything how many, how many hours does it take for food poison, shows that one hundred and twenty three thousand one hundred and twenty three There may be one of the server had dirty hands. Maybe they used to think it was longer. Did they used to think it was longer? So I used to hear that it was like eight hours to get away for it to digest, but I mean you can eat something that makes sense then probably was chipotle then, but I would say if, like you eat in three hours earlier and then right after she put well, if they're saying one to three one is one depends what it is I supposed to let chicken right right, coli or right now,
that's scary. People get deafened, salad yeah. He have run off man's run off from the animal areas, animal essential. Now right, the woman. You know like a lot of times when they have these. These four arms, you'll, get it rains and there's a lot of runoff in the runoff is carrying Kausch it in pig shit and it's getting into the ground and it's getting on to plants and if they don't adequately wash these plants and you get him and you eat em raw. You can definitely get sick, see google dot e coli. What is the cause of e coli in vegetables? I'm pretty sure. That's the reason I know something when you when you, when I drive to like when I do show them by cellular Bakersfield on the right hand, side you passed by these cows yeah lake in always thought there was water, but it was run off its all lake of Crap to elect
Whole lake full of cowshed just fill in there, so dark. There's a lake full of pig shit outside this one pig farm on those factory farms. They were. They have these warehouses filled with pigs and they flew over with a drone to get footage of it. And you see this putrid disgusting body of water, that's just shit and piss and minutes math dude, it's massive! It's like a lake that you would think. Do you go fishing in its right? Mister then we're going to put all that stuff. I don't know man it's going to go into the ground, they're not supposed to do that. You know this. This thing of figuring out how to make the most amount of money with having the least amount of concerns for the life of the is the total wrong way to look at it? It's just, but when you're feeding one million people and none of those people are aware of where their food comes, people start making decisions based on money and profit, and then you get to this point where
allows them to, or we don't agree on what shouldn't and be done. No, we don't agree on what we should and shouldn't force in force and we get to this place. We have these buildings that are filled pigs and you got a lake of piss and behind it, and these things are jammed into these cages. They got dead babies on the ground. You like, okay, what's that that seems like hell like you've, you've created hell, so that you can make bacon like that. That is that's a crazy! That's a crazy way of contracting or getting your food, but bacon tastes so good. I know it coli's, a large group backed here with multiple strains, most of which are harmless and part of the normal flora of bacteria in the digestive tract harmful strains of e coli produce something called Shiga toxin which can be deadly the strain under cooked ground beef. It's infected people through the consumption of undercooked ground beef, something so it's a it's a toxin that exists in cattle. Ok here it goes this time. However, the talks
Strain of e coli has been found on romaine lettuce, which likely became contaminated from nearby cattlemen or so yeah. That's what it says. The recent yeah yeah it's. I think it's happened before that. I read about it as well with the other stuff. I think it was spinach. I think that the issue with spinach- and Once again, however, when that window news came out on your dear that now we're watching Fraser Smith perform and he had a spare his joke ever it was done, but it was hilarious to us. He said spinach, there's uh the thing of spinach. In said, it was a good tired of beat up Popeye that's a typical Frasier subject he's so silly
funny do live there. Buddy he's so silly. Very nice guy that was me yeah, very, very nice guy funny- do does that make that kind of joke thanks for like glass, so now the good time to be a pop, I guys yeah home, but that's not from the vegetables themselves. That's the thing like that. Do those come diseases or from you know, in their environment, toxins from the nearby stuff, so the the the letter was grown, a group with equally in it or not out on it. You got on it somehow the cattlemen nor so even washing that letters you could not take it out. I think you can. I think you can. I think if you wash lettuce, you can take it out, but if you cook it you much more likely to kill it like for broccoli and stuff like that, so you're much more likely to be able to kill it. You know cal just stir fry kale. But the crazy thing is like had that happen in the first place like it was out of
one that would have happened on a regular farm. They give me just if you just had a farm that wasn't a factory farm, just let the animals roam around just be themselves. Would that have happened? Is it still possible. Or is it only happened when you can, you know, contain a certain amount of Anima in a certain area and then also try to grow vegetables. In that same area too, I mean I'm sure. People got e coli back in the day. I'm sure it's not a new thing that people get sick from guess they didn't clean it well enough by the way they're doing it or before refrigerators for sure they probably got it right. Yeah they must've got it like crazy. I met people got food, poisoning left and before refrigerators? Oh yeah middle before always had diarrhea before right now, right, without it you are so to all right. Right. I should wash his hands give a catch. Your dog needs some in the back yard and you like well for sure it's going to be sick. Now, meanwhile, nothing
Do you need a dead rat, they can find a dead rat and you catch him chewing on a dead rat. You like what the fuck dude. I thought we were friends why you eating a dead batman. That's so stupid, get in the house, we had nice. Next is a house you, I know, and I'm thinking, man he's gonna be sick, yet a rat, nothing, zero problems. I take steak. One time I left my car overnight didn't know cost me a a great lunch of it. Was it good in was sick for three days Did you try to re the MIKE well yeah? I I I put in a skillet to think I was working at a restaurant. No that that's what we made all the time, so you knew the probably had a cooking and you thought it would be fine yeah. I thought it was because I thought I was in the clear I read in the seven day old KFC, but it was too in a refrigerator. I don't even cook it. Did I get you. It was good, no, nothing! Young, Cerisy, cold rocks. You know my favorite KFC is KFC cold
hot sauce yeah, like L, yes check. Habanero sauce that green shelves about the deal yeah hello to you doesn't have the kind of kicked, though I don't have it. You can't you're right about that need more anymore. It doesn't have the case to the other, the other spies, but not the real big cake, like other, like Dave, hot sauce. Maybe that's too much. Car fuckin' too much. There's like a lot there's a line. We like what are you doing, what he's doing doing trucking? You know you want to start like why eating that I got doritos are good though they vary.
But I mean there's like a habanero, so there's a level of hots how 'bout middle of the fucking hot, though, how many rows on Fox it's hot enough, sound as fuc like that you could tech oshit, there's a lot of good habanero sauces lot of lot of good ones, but there's something about habanero sauce on cold chicken. Oh god, that's good! I think that's your favorite terrible, fried chicken! No chance! No! No uh! I don't I mean I try not to eat it unless I have too from starving and that's all it's available, but most of the time I think man, how are they getting these chickens? These are those tortured chickens to live in those boxes. Yeah, these chickens have bigger breasts, but then you pass by chick fil A and you're like. What's the line about watch the Basel
and so big must be delicious. Oh, I could taste a bun in the mayonnaise chicken sweet sweet juicy, warm chicken. I have to fight with a little warm chicken littles from KFC. Little dollar sandwiches. The thing is man what what happened to get that chicken sandwich in your hand, if you get a video, if they give you a little fuckin' every every chicken sandwich, you could say what you buy comes with a documented life of the chick in you know you could get a number like. Oh this is number two hundred and sixteen and you go to the website and you can access the video of the chicken living from the time. It's baby chick, sometimes grown up check and I do with Fuckin' gloved hand, grabs his Fokker stuff, some of the cage and feed him and he gets bigger and he stuck in his cage and they take him out wagons fucking, head off
throw him into the furnace to blow off all his feathers, pull the guts out of 'em cook him at KFC. If you could see all that, if you saw it from start to finish, he be like or they tell you how much is doing here. They will tell you how much water was we used to force to feed this guy? Well, we need more water yeah for sure, but that doesn't disturb me as much as like the life of a pig that lives in a cage. That's in a warehouse filled with cages, that's created a oshit right next to it swimming it. I like wild animals, but I like the way it tastes like the idea behind it is that most states like it is good that is delicious. I had deer burgers at one time and beer welcome, will cooked hunt deer and
it's another annum. He will make you like carne asada, pouring whatever yeah hot sausages, and it was good lot of Peoplesoft. Clear yeah lot of Americans go to Mexico to deer. Huh the events, another big deer hunting, yeah, but there's another place for the riddle. What starts with an S Sonora Nora. Nora has a lot of big deer. There. People go there to hunt deer scared as folk. There scared who going through Mexico going to get here it's weird man. They hunt deer over there and turn tacos. Does a wild ranging free, ranging herds herd of Buffalo in Mexico too? Really yeah? shut up movie there. One time and brought him Buffalo then left him there. I wonder 'cause, I thought buffaloes, I think, there's buffalo, then so, in the island or I don't know where Catalina
right yeah. They asked how to get there while they shot a movie once that he brought in a buffalo, then left them there. Oh that's interesting. They used to be and island like one of those islands off the coast, California, that all kinds of wild animals that people brought all these animals over there to try to turn into a wild game park. They had like Deer and Elk and all kinds of shit Roman runs one island and then the biologist said yeah enough of that like it's crazy to tie. I all these things are breeding. There's no predators like this is the eco disaster that human beings are created, so the store that I heard was that they decided to go on a mall down. I want to find out, if that's true Jamie fine, if that's true channel Islands channel islands. It's one of those I didn't show at a military gig in one of the islands, Saint Nicholas Island, oh yeah, you were telling me about this yeah yeah, you tell me about this. A while ago, right yeah,
It was at a at the. It was like a minute they do. They do the test nuclear weapons there in the ocean yeah, and does that gig it was just a quick giggle at a bar, and it was crazy. 'cause the show, ended at ten and like against the bar barcode at eleven, but like five minutes before the bar close ten military police came in and make sure it's closed. Wow, and then we left there when they say we're leaving at five in the morning they're leaving at five hundred in the morning There are no lagging like. I was running late. They almost left without me, oh shit. This is five. In the morning you supposed to get off your face and head to your flight yeah. Well, you can fart around their son. We did some UFC, isn't a military bases. Quite a few of them there. You know we did the one down in San Diego we've done Texas? Gentlemen?
Carolina believed in a lot of different places, but they get super enthusiastic man fights on the bases and they would be you know on think they did on Spike tv. I think those on spike at the time, but heavy shape man's interesting, really interesting to manage it on Fox two, maybe on Fs1 or one of those fox sports channels, maybe Fox sports one. But it's uh. It's not like nothing else, man, especially military, guys, fight. If one of the guys, like one time TIM Kennedy, was fighting and he's fighting one slash two day on the towel
It was a real world class fighter. Real tough fight and sent him can be called with a left talks. Poem drops with his left hook, that is, on top of the cage and they're cheering MM ending of the we've gone to break. To like you will it wasn't doing this for the cameras who's doing this like to express himself to these people who just fought for the screaming cheering from the corn nuts and he's pointing at them tell them. I love you. I love you know that you know I'm I'm doing this for you guys heavy man, one of the fellows so soldier is at that base and then they all cheer for him, and he wins like that. Not true. It's intense man, it's intense human beings, hope register with the people. That are you guys. Super super super happy to see anybody out not just so happy to see anybody, but they have like a crazy event like a UFC on their base and they get to go and see it. You know it's a great
treat for them break up the monotony. There is this good for the morale man fall Cameron, that's big man, you gotta, have morale mean the vikings do that specially did mushrooms people love, like I put it like people who listen to your show, a man you like how happy you make you make. I run into people. I've ever run into people you to stater me on They will be pleasure and they always talk about how Bro like they will stay awake up to you to you and they talk about you like they want to want to be here Did they like you, everything you say man and- and I remember when I was- I was walking down the street the other day and I ran into a guy and he told me a man man how locked up in Corcoran State prison to two for many years, and you are last coming due on last comic standing help me get through the
times our whole? You are whole arm whole on a whole lot, a whole prison alley. Okay, what well they called the whole block with rooting for you. You were going to ride if you didn't win and I'm thinking Wild Miley, fucking inmates. Watching me and they're voting for me from with proven phones whoa and now remember that. Could one of your guests with here around George Perez yeah, I I used to write to him. I won't tell my aroma: seven seven page letter stay up, you know and will call me. In the middle of the night, George Perez from prison like in a middle collected eleven at night, a Philippine what you doing being free food enjoy our freedom died all right. Well, What's it like out everything doing good man, he would tell me that he was doing
comedy shows in prison for the guards for extra extra extra large electra chips. Georgia, funny dude man to the beast- is a funny guys, good joke writer, too young man, yeah yeah man, I mean that's how Joey started to you know. Joey it started in prison. Making people laugh so they would like they would have something going on. It would be born for the Cuban up there. It's really cute up there and Joe did go up there and make everybody laugh, that's how we got started. Then there was a big part of what gave him gave him the confidence when you, when you started at tool, I'm glad it or did you go read a book or like you knowledge we're going to do when you started stand up. How did you approach it? I just want an open mic night and I got real lucky that it was available. They could sign, or was it Boston, Stitches August 27th, one thousand nine hundred and eighty eight and you could just sign out and you could just Go in there and put your name into the hat, and you know they had pick x amount of people. I forget how many twenty people, or something like that. Nobody does like five minutes
and I just got lucky and went up and to said wow. I think I can do this. You know I think I did you know I wasn't good, but I was definitely thinking this. Could this is this is something that you could get better at. You could figure it out and you could do it. But I remember thinking like there's no way I'm going to ever be able to have a real job, I'm just too dysfunctional way too dysfunctional. I was way too crazy, like I had a lot of drive but like the idea of being in office being trapped like that, I felt like a like a caged in Alley cat like there's. No, hey man, I got the fuck out of add, you know. I mean it might not have even been an ambition thing as much of an intolerance thing. It wasn't my head, like this grand plan for myself, like I thought I deserve better and I'm going to be the top of this fuckig ask uh. It was that I couldn't do that.
Do it? This is something about MIKE monotonous Boring. My brain is screaming for new experiences. Always does my number like it's a good thing, that's also a bad thing, because sometimes you just can't you can't consonants thanks. You want to think about other things that are better and more crazy and more exciting, more fun. So it's like trying to manage that mindset with a regular jobs almost impossible to me. I just couldn't do it. I tried I just two. I didn't give a fuck. I wanted to quit done can't do this, I thought it was just a constant grind on your skin, yes pulling your skin down and dragging you into this state where you didn't want to exist, you know some people with different. Some people have no problem. They find a great job. There super happy, they make friends with people,
work with and every day is a pleasure and they just get in there and they laugh and joke around, but I'm too fuckedup I can't sit still. I have a million other things that I want to do. While someone is talking about some boring shit, I've got like five other things I want to do like. I can't do this. I gotta get outta here like I can't take this, so I was like stir crazy. If I had a regular Job MIA, I'm I was in rehab or the rehab, or not picking, one thousand nine hundred and ninety two or the drug rehab for crack. Damn hours, all out and when I was in there, somebody asked me: what are your goals in life? You know what do you wanna do, and on Monday, with a bunch of heroin attics guys from prison? as you know, it was the rehab and then he the write down five things, so I don't know goals before so I wrote that want to be a comedian want to go to ITALY. Love
garden and once well of art all girly, I wanna go to Mexico, because I love Taco bell. Yeah, that's the city, should I know right just what we the real tour of it not just on a plate, so. I don't know how to go about it. Man, I just went to the ledger: public Library, just before social media- and I went with my call as gangster bald head, and I told the old lady that is all white lady through list I don't know how to tell you this or how to explain it to you. Ok, uhm! I want to be a comedian. I want to stand up How many, but I want I don't know. I don't know how to write. I don't know how to how to how to put a joke together. So You put me to the she went to the goal know of big old library glossary. Hard with yeah and she followed comedy writing and she got really. The book called comedy writing step by step by Gene Perez.
Oh wow. Did you follow it? I followed this I learn, then I will go back every day to rent videos of Lenny, Bruce and cassettes of George Carlin. From the library and a friend of mine when our little boy, he alone me this vhs and back then, if you fuck with a vhs you can make it go six hours instead of the Our movie? Oh yeah, you down yeah. So I like six comedy specials, that I watched HBO's Mendel I guess, when you went a little Christmas, sweater, yeah and SAM can is Salem. The young comedian show, with five failed and now Jeff Jeff. What what yeah, yeah Ronnie, was hosted in the smell than that that tape, so just all got all that stuff and that's what inspired you yeah
then, I will look for library in again right down like ideas when they pull. How old are you I two thousand three hundred and twenty four. This is what I want. Hell yeah and I wonder I paid twelve bucks and I went into maine- to watch a real show. I saw Missy, I sob from do name of the Todd, the time yeah. So this all white black dude, with though or a white hat Tyree. Yeah, tiring, tiring. I just thought I does it props he too late to inflate his body into the Elvis. He the blue color of comedy he does props. He brings out people. I don't know Taurus I saw Taurus, who, who was on one of the blue collar comedians, does props he used inflate himself but he's not a hidden tour with them, be within a show? Oh he's too late like poo,
like going to iron and burn himself and they hit it off and then his face will be on the iron. Oh, this part they don't anymore, and then he had like this bit where there's like a but like a football player, and if people chasing low mailing of football player, go dude, wait a minute! Is this heat high? She yes, yes, very funny, guy fucking hilarious, a very funny guy, remember when he got to the church sermon, yes, that acquire rather in his black people behind them, yeah yeah and they would move around. He had like these people behind him. He would hit this whole contraption that he was a really funny dude yeah, so that was what year was that well, like one thousand nine hundred and ninety four, probably that's when I first started going there, man that, out from that, I just went to the natural fudge
Madam bright Holtzman there, since Jelly Bean, french Solo, L Berman of the morning, twins, Fred, meaning Donde se Crazy, lineage man. What's a it's, it's also interesting art form. You know you get to know these really bizarre people you get to get close to them very, very unique way to live your life as a as a person in a strange group of vagabonds trying to make the laugh yeah we're going to I used to the Dodgers Stadium and I used to work at Yoshi Noida when he don't nobles playing. While I was cooking for every everyday, like just making japanese food and every time I we'll see a comedian. I will ask for advice, you know some so young and I will talk to Tk Carter Tk Carter, MLK Carter. He was in the thing with the teacher, but you, member Tk Carter, was in the thing he was in.
Using a bunch of big time movies back down, but he in John Carpenter's, the thing there's another woman there that was all she was part of the company's stores right was curly hair, and now she did a specialist power three years from prison. She did it with them yeah. What did she do she to this kind of comedy hit her at him? It was her apology is an Anthony Michael wow. I forgot her name, metals, she's, famous MIS, famous old school school man. Now, that's interesting. It's so much easier to get more inspired or to get inspired. Rather today, 'cause kids could just watch all that stuff that you just brought up on Youtube on Youtube. All the shift. That's happened, no bus right, yeah, no bus rides and you could you could do it anytime, you, anytime, you're any where you put the headphones on Bam. You sitting there watching comedy special 'cause. My first comedy album. I listened to was Bill Cosby. My brother wrote
to whom I sleep with. That would help me and my friend, Jackie Escalera. Am he put it in my little Fisher price record player, and I memorized it. Up until then I never memorized anything crazy and then um, Richard Pryor, the niggaz crazy, Though the flood great album ever all times. We could never get it out and now believes in the ghetto lets you cut up and stay five negative. A white woman was a body simple bro, yeah, it's all simple and Joel quick. The other quick thought good brother. I know racist jokes there so easy yeah, but uh so simple, but I did come up with it. Well that one was, I mean you gotta, realize the world a different place. When Richard Pryor was doing that man, the world is a different place and to be first to where he was Not necessarily. First, I think, is what it is. There's like this progression- and I think that you know what comedians in
right, but the other ones around them, and they were really just starting in the 1950s and 60s right. So then, there's Lenny Bruce were probably the first guy who does our style of comedy? Who just talking about things like what the fuck is this like? What is this, ladies and gentlemen, why is this happening? Who caused this? What, instead of just telling a bunch of jokes, he's talking about things, an pointing things out? That happened to be funny, and then Richard Pryor comes on after him and makes it way funnier. So what he did I was like the same kind of thing but way funnier like Richard Pryor had there was another level of evolution that he achieved, inspired off the work of the guys that were before him, the more it's all's in the yeah. Those guys inspired prior and prior of course inspires everybody. It all comes from. Higher like in the early it's like Lenny Bruce is just this genius mind, opening guy that's dealing with people that are asleep
he's in a world of the nineteen fifties and nineteen sixties or people just sleep, they're, weird they that they disconnected from the world around them for critical thinking. It's like they're, just yeah, just trying to wake up culturally and then whom Richard prior to takes that and turns it into the funniest that anybody had ever so yeah. My all time, favorite comedian always been Richard Pryor George Carlin part of the radius. There's a lot of great ones. Man, oh man, the lot of great ones, you know. Did you get a chance see Richard Jeni at all. I did was yeah. Funny dude too. He was funny he doesn't get the credit he deserves. You will really funny math here, like a lot of both of those are Vh one half hour. Specials yeah a lot. He was human, our senior home many times dude. He was on everything yeah, it's done. A bunch of Letterman's it's night shows did tonight show time at times he was a monster. Also. I got
When I work with Dodger Stadium. I saw one of my one of my favorite comedians and I will Remember Joel so dirty I was greasy bro. I had a pieces of chicken on my on my my my apron and I saw Steven Wright sure he will and I said I'll- tell everybody. I don't know who that guy is so gentle. Twitter, Homie, you don't know the full width bit and then made him super comfortable sure yeah. I got very uncomfortable that focused even right dog say still right, don't go nowhere that guys who wear dog- and I went around the corner where, where I went around- and it goes people shared it right and go there going walk out of here. He did well better there than I said. We started shake my shake his hand and he put his hand in It is hoodie honestly, really shook my hand with the sleeve. No sorry, it's alright Michael German, Forbes, Germaphobe He really even know. That's why
what he did he shook my head with, that is hilarious, dude, that's hilarious, almost a freak them out to win now. You know you're strong cup of tea. It's going to so he's a super white guy from Boston. I know mad 'cause, I like, oh, no even to this day, don't go nowhere. I get starstruck by don't invite me to places start but don't go. Nowhere is a real problem statement. He said, don't go nowhere. He's like this is not what I'm looking I'm looking for how you doing buddy, thanks bye, who don't nobody's looking for, is looking for Hey Steven Wright nice to meet. You really funny. Thank you very much appreciate it. I'm gonna get hot dog now for get out of here, I don't know where. I don't repeat, to John Ritter at Dodger Stadium, an Alexa
it's harming the song. Oh dude, he held his beat us and started walking to the other side of the trough. So that's so funny! That's so funny user empty, empty thing in one Mexican do stand it you, how mean please company Dick ulous? This is not the only one who recognize them where like a beard and shades, but I know Jack tripper Homie. I didn't episode of news radio. With that too. He was a real nice guy. It was such a bummer when he died. He still hasn't blue. It's like Watt hey that black girl, the show he should his girlfriend non missile. She she was girlfriend girlfriend your girlfriend. Newsradio was. She was my girlfriend. Think they dated her was one thing was mean in real life, no dated her show. You had a crush right now, member that yeah, that's what it was. I was trying in real life. I mean I was trying whoops Fupa
I was not trying to real life in the show. My character was supposedly trying, but I don't think I don't know they were never successful. It's hard to remember so long you know, I was watching a clip of it. The other day online. Somebody put something up online with me and Phil Hartman. I literally didn't even remember it. I was watching like it was something that wasn't even me like. This is weird it's weird to watch. You know it's weird to watch yourself when you know it yourself, but you have no recollection of it and it's from twenty years ago Watt. It's really me like what is that strange man. You know when you want to look at last comic standing. How many years goes: seven, no eight to the freak you and and go back and watch it yeah. So what happened? I'm a little yeah, bucking, grill, grill and now a grill my teeth. What kind of gorilla Gio fuckedup brother was graphy? yeah! I got little forget these. Our I put a little nice dude. So with those
other teeth. Neither man made teeth that they just put in my mouth delicious, oh yeah, my last teeth brought over like they were like separated by the faculty didn't want to get along bro. They were like There are four different game: take to get your teeth fixed like that of at first I would go I went through. I will try and get the screw in my mouth to put in like good, fake teeth and screw 'em on right. But then my guns were two week from meth and crack smoking tear so mad. I could have spent my tooth out. I didn't need him to pull him out really so they're, just not me, and it took off 14th out Liz shave, my Motm, I guess these don't know what they're called and it took my teeth out there. They are. They were in the middle more to my mouth, with four perfect teeth. He just glued it to my mouth glued it. Those are glued in glued for yeah? How long is that? Last going to last,
They keep them good it just it just cemented their spirits. Forever, with glue real veneer below it looks great. You look fantastic floor. Mats have forked out joy like oh by the apple and let three people build it and it was blood, hello are like our old looks like, but I will let people make fun of me, dark you flush with rope or what, those bad dog. So math is bad for your gum at a bad crack is bad too bad for the Gumps makes sense. So you want to avoid bad teeth: dump snort the drug. You do yeah and brush your teeth up to does nothing with coke heads. There was get jacked up teeth. 'cause the code gets in your mouth,
still gets in there. So yeah yeah you throw your coffin, yes Healthsouth, yet to healthy crack his I brush after every puff. That's a good move. You got to take a swing at Listerine. I believe a word. You are way over three hours right, yeah, crazy, bro, crazy bro. What time was so full this? The blunt we smoke, if, Og Louis thirteen right there yeah this is we smoke this though 'cause? I know this Jamie Vernon Blunt for glass tips. Things are, gonna mission will be in Jacksonville this week. You certainly can, as far as, however, is Jacksonville at the company's own this week and at the end of the month, I'll be at the Brea Improv and check my data flippers world dot, com, slash, tour. Does he fully pays a monster chose a water park got talks aka. What's up full podcast available on Itunes, everywhere podcaster heard: may your soul
really a show with our people in Liberia and you're like the Oprah Winfrey Bro. Thank you. Everybody, like you had and people come here. But I'm not seeing everybody bunch of the people who are real man. They just People sell shit man, you like who are Howard stern. Was you like Oprah Howard, stern of podcast? That's very nice of you for Realz Menu hash it over here Bro, you could change boats. I don't want to do that. I just want to get to have some fun that's fun lately is that about the kids and the and the in the cage that was tight of immigration, yeah yeah yeah thanks thanks. Many of us think My pleasure, thanks for coming out glad with you bro, but do it again it again flip a lazy gentlemen. Go see him by sometimes, ladies and gentlemen, who we were high at the beginning that showing tell you right now, maybe a little slippery little too high. Perhaps that was day
Whenever I have fellow stoners in the show and start going out. What's the worst can happen, give me one more one. More one more hit was four hits in to a blunt Jamie bought and those blunts they're there just different. It's just a different experience. The blunt gives you this crazy. Taco thing, along with the marijuana saying and that somehow or another together. They they caca caca a pack. A hell of a wallop anyway. Felipe is awesome and make sure you check out his podcast to see. What's up fool, podcast, thank you to our sponsors. Thank you to Legalzoom, go Legalzoom dot com use the enter the code Rogan in the Referral box at checkout more savings shavings, that's national, make, will monthly Fox get it together. That's Rogan at Legalzoom dot com. Thank you also to the cash apps are long time sponsor the podcasts and but in an
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tomorrow we have a real smart person, an actual cosmology, just a physics, Professor Sean Carroll. He has been on the podcast before and he's a fascinating individual, with a great deep insight into all things: science and astrophysics and space travel, and all that groovy shed he's a research professor at the Department of Physics, the California Institute of Technology, we're very excited to have them. Tomorrow. It's going to be a lot of fun, get the strong weed out for that one. You want to get some tea, but you don't want to get into it, but you don't know what the fuck you're saying you forgot. What he's talking about? You don't want that you want! Even you want like one one slash two hits Duncan crazy. Don't start thinking about your childhood! Don't start freaking out about things that happened twenty years ago. I want you to. I want you to be in the moment for this. One be in the moment be in the moment, if you taking that Jambo marijuana enhance
breath spray. I want two pumps. No more don't go crazy, it's not worth it! It's not worth fretting about your mortality. When he's talking about what we know now about black holes, Dong, Dong, Dong and he is about to start a new podcast as well. This podcast, I think I do not know if it has started, is called the Mindscape podcast and he will most certainly be talking about that tomorrow. He coast conversations with most interesting thinkers, so he already has several episodes out, looks like you as one million two hundred and thirty four thousand five hundred and sixty seven episodes out so go get that ship. That's it that's it for today will see tomorrow, bye, bye, big, kiss.
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