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#1150 - Felipe Esparza

2018-07-31 | 🔗
Felipe Esparza is an actor and stand up comedian, who won Last Comic Standing in 2010. Check out his podcast called "What's Up Fool?" available on iTunes & SoundCloud: https://felipesworld.com/podcast/
This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
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full good and you have to have you have to say that i don't know it seems like it happened like you said what's up dude and then you said what's up fool you corrected yourself yeah i guess i'm slipping exactly we have such a cool saying like you do you almost feel compelled to use it yeah so like people my neighborhood will answer the phone like that thing grown in colorado her brother's reform was awful yes normal right yeah that is a cool mexican thing to say nope more like the hood the result more at the west coast hoodie west those hood like not necessarily central makes against blacks and we took it from the blacks ok
but a more the lego west coast so central east la boyle heights boyle heights in the house yes sir yeah what that's it you know this is a contentious time for people when it comes to like mexicans and americans with this whole wall thing yeah i i would to want to go to look at the walls because i went to are mexico yeah and the like and the right at the border of the gate leg the gate right now the water to the gate and across for the gate they have like eight wall prototypes like the ones to like eight war prototype like there's one wall that's like a it's a wall was a man and it has concrete there's another one that's different and then like you know when you go by for house yeah are the tiles oh wow though well like it or little home depot yes
like a sign like a placard with different wow look at that's it i was right i was there i was right in front of that each one of those i think cause twenty five million each wall each each like one yeah watt someone's getting robbed but there's some contractors right now in new jersey gold wait wait hey hey what the fuck i could do that for thirty grand anytime you have a wall historically goes down right people want to get over that wall it's natural when i get out people want to now they want to get in to get ahold of here's the crazy should about the wall i'm sure you've seen where it goes into the ocean yeah i was there like how you going to stop so from going around that that is the this thing ever that is like having this jiji
antique mall that is like having like a gigantic huge impenetrable bow but on one side this just like a door yeah that's a you go right around that may be hard to bring all your shit so what happens these guys right there are in the mexico beside those guys over there on the california side like that is the weirdest shit ever play ball with each other do they yeah really wow so they added the added another e to their wall right there so that wall that's an old wall see that's the construction of the wall yeah that i saw now yeah wow man sourceware but as soon as you swim you know that part of the coast cards come get you that is so crazy just what is
right and people go you don't wanna wall relax i haven't said any of that not saying that say just look at this just as i use your brain just look at this objectively and see how bizarre it is that there's a gigantic physical boundary to keep certain people from going into a certain area i mean i i think that that one day that has to not be a thing anymore right when you say it's so and there is a crazy thing to justify like the you can come to the good spots are the good spots are limited well do we let people in them to be no more no more good spot it'll be just like the bad spots that's the that's the fear
and here's the thing man that a non on khan that's not a it is signed in perfect it's not a few that's not totally illogical either right like you would be worried if you lived in a sweet place like a name a city not too many people perfect size boulder colorado voters cool yeah nice what if a million more people moved into boulder no sudden it's a million one hundred thousand you like what the fuck what the fuck is you can't go anywhere now everybody is rude people start getting antsy that the way they drive it drive faster that's what happens with more more gangs how do you fix that that's how that's what we need to fix not like whether or not there's a wall look at each fix how do you fix
from getting crazy i know man they will surely to boulder colorado potter have a subway system to cape get a low people off the streets yeah yeah if they did yeah if they did have like a couple million people move there like bam start moving shouldn't set so it did she would change radically that's what happens to places you too many people they just change this so it's still strange fuxia wall it is more enjoyment your house i'm not saying that i did but it gets so they get so right wing he left with a view about what you just take the comedy yeah no i'm saying is it's weird it's fucking weird it seems to be something that should be perhaps re examined this idea of like it's almost like we have weird parents that we have to listen to for a whole life and that those parents are the government
i know i look like when i was when i was little boy i would live in a mexico an my mother she to tie me up two dump so so we'll run away holy that's on clay to follow my dad to work every day but that was like a a i think he was like a steel worker or something he worked another lady the so we work with metal all the time yeah and i will follow him to to work everyday 'cause i was bored little kid i guess and it could have run away every day and my mom we have two little st start with a rope other pet basically jesus christ holy ship that's uh your memory i know right i live there now i remember i lived in mexico for a little while so three or four then my dad took off do you member mexico to
i remember a bathroom with outside like outhouse where do you the flashlight to go outside wow i remember mosquitoes everywhere and my mom's family are living in like in one big ranch with different houses and it was fuckking dusty i mean it was dusty old living in arm sinaloa mexico and i'm pleased to be a truck that will water the the ground every day because it was too dusty and though no cement but then my dad took out the united states and we followed him we came in we would we live we were living in them the one of mexico for about two years do you remember how you got through yeah we were at willow that made it through first start of another family then came and got us now would have what i thought he was gone for a long time and little
we we went we were living with my aunt her name is julia and she lived in tijuana mexico read this with that with that with a gate is alone at that essay was up and down we we went across uh like the coyote you know a smuggler monty the money and we got his car we cry we made it through i remember we made it through but there's like a checkpoint back in the day in san clemente ca the california sheriff department will just like they will randomly stop cars you know like too many people in one card it's card too heavy right so they got a stanley they put it in there like in a hoe sale my mom went one way we went the other way an how old we i was probably for maybe or five hundred member but all three hundred and three little brothers i have my little brother was like three another one was one or two
because why would they separate you from your mom i don't know that's i guess that's how they process wet or illegal people that seems kind of she went to one way in i don't know but i don't know crying or being scared i just know that we watching june zero wow american cartoons that's all you remember and then they caught us we went back again and the out again in another car and we got separated again but this time we hold for a longer time and however my when she saw the mexico she highly because you guys again just jokingly wow but the third time was late my dad and my mom came over this crazy idea because we have brothers nomad cousin sandizell california and my mom said you know we just borrow their passports you know to cross
and i well i don't remember this you know i just found out recently that what happened my brother told me my young brother we just among little girl i go for little girl because that we had like three passports and two were boys one was girl and we took straws again and my mom and my aunt for my little brother to be a little girl how they make him look like a girl they just seem like a little for two weeks just to play around you know they give a fake name and so so and play you know dancing is he getting ready playing with little barbie dolls and so he was preparing pairing broker dinero bro wow getting for that row of his life wow how old was he he was too early
thor three million we crossed and we made it all the way and i will number that some other car pictures we jumped in another car right away and then we jumped in another car and then that car drove us to come to southern california were lacking confidence somewhere in carson we're in a house to hell there was a little funny will go and let god for illegal immigrants like everybody they'll go different places what are you going to go to saint louis this guy are you going to diego this lady three he is going to go to boyle heights because that's where the father is so that we are not going to blow hides and i'm going to speak no english at all but uh i picked up english right away you know 'cause your little
i watch about a woman who said the six million dollar man will hope to say hazard so you basically picked up from tv yeah we'll have them too blake what kind of what kind of like lessons did you take listen we're in english or none zero who knows that when i was there in elementary school it was different from now there was no like separated these kids who don't speak spanish and put him in english as a second language class i started i started on kindergarten so so you do picked it up i picked it up the crazy should never spoke spanish to us she never said i'm okay hawaiian you but you know what apple is that it wasn't nothing like that it was it was i don't got time for you you're going to pick it up or not
as you were you were so young your brain could pick up another language really quickly is that what they say like young people their brains pick up languages quicker i do have a piccolo really fast but to my pronounce yeah she would not there right they didn't know how to say bionic i will stable ion that kind of makes sense right that a part of your brain would really develop and make it really easy to learn a language when it's really young you know like ok how do i say this what do i do you like give more of a desperation for figuring it out but i bet you a little kid that comes from another country like you did well you're a perfect example you learned from tv that's crazy so you want to just talking to people that were around you and television vision nobody's saying this is how you say this is a pronoun this is a noun this is a verb not telling you anything nobody told me that but later i had a cousin who lived this santa paula and she taught me that
stuff like this how see you say kahuna word we paid it will be school together yeah or did she give me i meant that we would give to pretend to be a teacher and a read you know what man for little kids that should be fascinating learning how to speak a lot about for whatever reason we decide that it's boring learning language like oh it's so much work i gotta read another book yeah that park up another we will give you now come on man just get rosetta stone in my god man black magic learn chinese like why you saying i'm going to learn how to read it too i could read that stuff and then say uh how much time would that take that would be crazy german in high school for like a whole year and i'm going to eight in the class but i didn't learn anything see for me i think everything gets super squirrely with unusual like languages that use things other than our letters soon
use things other than our letters like you see russian you like what is what the what should they have totally different like ways using our letters pull up some like russian pull up like russian translation like russians have there's they got wise in aaron as though she's yeah it's a lamp it's such up a powerful language it looks like almost like viking runes or something like that sometimes by braille it's a crazy don't look too crazy looking language like another one is arabic arabic's crazy looking like was willing look at that what the hell is that man that's what is this stuff that you see in the movie indiana jones what is that thing that looks like a like a spade with a knife through its heart
yeah that thing right there we don't make a state that at a hotel right look at that like what is that called krilic they call it krilic ok look at the language like look at it when you see it written down with that weird double k thing f k t e's cable look at that one crown refers to watch russian willow for chair to give you the the be losing a six but they have our letters to but they're backwards look look at look at that again this almost like look how they have ours but they have a backwards capital or one backwards lower case then it looks like that's insane like look at that you that you with a big dick what is that there's you with a big dick these are you with two dicks little dealer little chair yeah this is a fascinating language rfp's sc i think if we lived on another planet
and we were looking we were observing a giant culture that had nuclear power but they all hadn't even agree done the same language yet we like what are these crazy the assholes doing what are they doing there don't speak different can't they can understand each other they all have clear power and they can't understand each other so you're relying on translators in people to speak for you and representatives i know i watched that movie of clothing for the first time on mushrooms well man man dude and about communication with the community with ufos and overcooked maintaining yeah do do do do do we have like a hand thing you would do with it that was amazing i wonder like what if we would like humans always think that they know what the other person might be saying right but what are the whole time you like detonator
along with each other daily nini problem is like what they're saying means different things in different cultures to what's what you just to on earth people just have different styles of living you can't tell him there wrong in africa or the right norwegia norwegia what is agent norway norway how funny norwegia i'm coming i'm trying to come up with a cold weather in the middle of iceland i should win with lights i slint it's like that these freezing climates who's right who's you know who's right like in argentina we had a guest on a podcast he said that he said that when they're performing he said that they were spitting at them and i will well with spinning you because of how they say we love you in argentina when you're performing the city that you comment but that people so we can make it used to it right
enough iceland they eat this crazy shark it's like eighty fermented shark and it's supposed to be disk gusting for everybody else but them like they love it it's like god a delicacy it's his fur and and bore dane eight and he said it was discussed going to people's evening on tv shows and and been like what file can assure you that some kind of fermented shark iceland people or some strong people man those p live in iceland just think about how hard do you have to be for the huge man i see no i seen a video then working out yeah there's like a disproportionate number of the world strongest man of come from iceland big at papa john's broker giant mutherfuckers that budget a lot of poker beer to her probably drink whatever they thought they want those are vikings man that's what's leftover that's what's left over the vikings
back before guns like that just ran through villages man there is more poker does the last remnants once people started developing guns then it became a fair fight and then it's like oh okay before that man the viking showed up you were fox ville there was no bueno okay so heavy yes lord giant swords if they were all it's like the whole war there was an actual country filled with people as big as those strongest man guys and they decide to just take over there was no guns they just take over that's how it works arrows are not good enough catapults not good enough sort out with the legs yeah that's good it was good they're little hyenas blow you away for lamar parker what do you think it would be like if everybody spoke the same language do you think if the world spoke one language things would be better or would find other ship
to hate each other for the sooner or later someone will make a little language imagine you're right i think ally slang like a car here might we're going to call him it had okay for fun right like to especially if people get to control the what the language says people do it don't say that word don't say this word since people get control y with the language like let's make our own shyt leg i was called problematic one time for would you do i was just a little show an there the lady went on because all his problematic he's he say his mess mess over there male chauvinist yes just they would jolt but she heard like the the trigger word against alright her off so i guess she did hear that she didn't wait for the punch i've had that happen this it's like that lady you should understand you know you walked into be sure you know with your friends they should've just warned you that uh
i say words but you got to wait for the fucking punchline bitch yeah there's a turn coming up here hang in there i remember doing this show and i'll just talk about my bro common letter in and out of prison a lot and they book before the showing that must two hundred dollars and i told my friend this comedian had worked with name steve flies talking dirty i sorta please bro just be clean for ten minutes please no surprises broader bullet passed out just a quick eight if you have it so we did a quick fifty solid killed it i went up there was doing okay i started talking about bottom whatever question mark this is that then i said my brother been in letter prison a lot every time he comes out worse the first time he came out a better thief the second he came out racist the total races that mexican guy and a third time
he came out even worse man he came out a born again christian and it took my microphone away from maine this is a punchline like he don't still know more he blesses themselves you know and then yeah you just took the microphone away the fat lady and she said that's enough for mister felipe esparza that's so crazy they do you say that she says okay helpful think how foolish that is to stop you from saying that like this is a problem there's a problem the people have they feel righteous when you do which talk about stand up comedy in particular and you said no but look like that you're going to you you're taking him for a ride they don't know what you're going to say next you know it's funny and to pretend that it's not funny because it's talking about a certain subject it's just crazy because it's not about not being able to talk about subjects
it should be like if someone has a heinous perspective like hey i don't have a problem with kids get raped and killed and they start trying to make a joke about that foggy fachmann good luck you're on your own you know you have a obviously heinous perspective but tesla heinous perspective what you're doing talking about a guy going to jail and getting worse every time he comes out that that's also a reality it is it is a reality interview for people to to to to die that people become hardened criminals because they've been in the joint three four times the joint when my live in the 50s not as we sat in the easy to deny that you're in there with the criminals and you know you're stuck in a cage of course you're going to come out worse that's where it's fuckedup right it's like nobody's getting any better at doing no no one ever re engineers the whole prison system no one ever re engineers the whole people system and looks he goes why we just continue to have
crime emanate out of these unfortunate areas if you just fix those areas fix it is it possible that you could have no like extreme poverty on earth is it possible do we have enough resources to does anybody know do people think that in order to live the way we live now that somebody's somewhere has to live in extreme poverty is out like what they think or is it just a spot where stuck at well at the gum the only way that would happen in a bomb nobody really read it will just be middle class and poor then there but have so yeah because it would i know which is rich and middle class and poor the rich would have to give half to the middle class in the middle class your full of it to the poor she's not enough money to go around sorry
yes up was that real like if we had all the resources on who really knew resource immediately people to volunteer man volunteer for what to help people like you ok you care about also so i don't see you work put it in eight hours no shelter walking his dog for free what is this billionaires make so much money last year they could end extreme poverty seven times jesus christ the profit in that oh my god that is crazy roughly six out of the seven the top five hundred richest people saw their net worth the net wealth created this year is a staggering two hundred and fifty nine point four billion here at the top five richest people who saw massive gains this year oh boy jeff basos in the house ceo of amazon thirty five billion who is net worth this year holy shit i don't know how to say this gentleman call jan ever grants chairman background group twenty five billion yeah
serve their making birds this baby what's his name bird are what bernard a knockout looking in cash baby twenty four million zuckerberg doctor berg in the house twenty four billion jesus christ that's a lot of money oh yeah there's some but here's the thing man if you're going to have a game and i'm not i'm not advocating for capitalism or communism or socialism not advocated for anything what i'm going to say if you gonna have a game ann you are trying to figure out what how much of a certain thing and if you own that thing you could do way more stuff right you could buy a private jet didn't get a big house so what is it
what are the what are the steps you have to take in order to get that thing and because you're too much could someone have all of it and everybody else has zero is that possible okay what if there's like there's no rule that says you have to do something with it either like you could just collect them all yeah earn it but i'd be an asshole but in every game there's rules right technically there's no rule here that says basis couldn't just when it you know sure for sure no i'm i'm not i'm not saying you should what i'm saying is is it possible that someone could check to a point where they have all the money i mean if the this is if we could they happen before what the girl jp morgan had all the money that would be really yes and i i saw that that doctor bed sheet of men who built america at one time he held he held a monopoly all the steel in the world well one thing that people really resist is if you try to make new money you know that's why
your playing will really edgy about bit coin you know the little yeah what what the going on this is their own real money they're buying houses with bitcoin people are selling houses with big bitcoin all right it's not to to a big point listen man in this day and age with the the kind of trust that people have in government in the government decisions when it comes to economics that did point stuff in cryptocurrency stuff becomes more and more interesting to people because they go these crazy fuckers fix and nothing and when i when i was living in now well i grew up in a diesel fuel guard is a little bit how the projects we had what we how we we a letter where my mom didn't have money in the bank at first our neighbor that have money in the bank so we they started their own little bank like we had this thing called uh i don't know how to say it in english kokone dina we get like i guess ten
some things that we know and every week somebody put one hundred dollars in a pot so there's ten of us in one hundred everybody puts one hundred dollars and we all take turns every week collecting the pot so you and i in him and seven other people who put in one hundred dollars one thousand dollars so this week this week joe rogan gets it and next week everybody puts one hundred dollars again and this time he takes it he gets a hotel dollars and then the next week i do one thousand dollars so everybody six thousand dollars he will be like the way we used to learn each other out money in the hood it works under under honor system but it works and it never works out it always never fails because usually like in one guy they want to pay so there happen like you know it'll look bad on his family in mexico or bright will go hunt the food down but i used to do that will have to be the guy that you collect all the money from these people a little boy was like twelve thirteen years old
walking in the neighborhood with the downloading cash and passing it to this house but no one i know that but this is how this is how money he worked in the neighborhood wow everybody was boring for somebody could not working alone or one thousand dollars right too that's interesting man that's a that's a really cool way to handle it that's a cool game like our social game that everybody is playing with each other that's a cool way to do it i'm not i'm and colours could do it if they got together oh fuck yeah you read okay let his but if i tell people put it under the that's a great idea man that's a great idea i just pass it around that's a fucking great idea man don't like something that's a social security that you would be happy to contribute to yes i get a group of your friends and do that that's super smart 'cause then you get these little bursts of a big chunk of money yes yeah man
that's a social thing too right i don't know who came up with it but i think we have to like a social thing do you know something that keeps people communicating with each other and talking about shitan getting excited about it that's bad asthma mama mama the hustler mamma mousehold we used to go too 'cause i live in boyle heights and were next to the gonna lay in there so many like so many parking factories an my mom knew like she was just you know like where everything was which we got two there's one factory and this trash can will throw they would in a trash can i can a band it was nothing but synthetic cotton so let this frag cotton made out of plastic which would take it out of the trash and put in hefty bag
then my mom would we go home and my mom was sold men two pillowcases and with some pillows wow that's hilarious did you had a crazy life you know but i could imagine it's a hustle man how did the little boy do pretended to be the little girl how did he do he was gay now bro he was selected to it who do you think do you think that he would have been either way you never know is it possible you could be like daisy deuce wow maybe we just gave maybe that's why they chose and my brother for like i had this joke i i had the story for many many years but they're not know how to put it out there my brother he told me am you do that joke about how we crossed the
order my mom maybe just with a little girl i saw you dirt because people going to call you that they're going to call you and ask you where they're really happened so what so yeah so the yeah he's i dated heating care and now his his husband was the prize my brother married to this city planner reeling yeah that's hilarious but it's crazy you know joe like gum how naive you know parents can be because my brother came out being a homosexual and my mom took us porga whi and my father to whi whi that right you can't figure it out mother fucker you just sound like a little girl there was two asol do you think that so maybe do you think it's so here's the thing
destin maybe i don't know i don't know it might it might be but there is a possibility that you know people are malleable you can kind of steer them in different ways the questions are those ways good or bad you know it's if he's happy and he's gay and they became gay because he dressed him up as a little girl if you really truly care about gay people does that bother you it's a weird question right it's like well man i don't know i could you firmly believe in equality of of of sexual orientation if you firmly even totally quality you should have no issue with turning a little boy gay we really but then there's a thing like no no i want people to decide their own destiny but no one decides their own destiny religiously right little kids get introduced into religion but sexually is work at super important for us
yes we don't let the boy be a boy yeah it'll be a boy don't know fuckbois unpeg hey give me some boxing gloves get out of there put the helmet on stop staring at the ball jackson poster in a motorcycle and fuckin' right around with shirts off yeah man right it's like people get super scared if someone turned a kid gay like what what happened some people put up here and now they're louder kids to just be what they want to be but i think i don't know if that's possible but i definitely think with no intervention there's a lot of will better just gay they're just gay was crazy in that like there isn't there like there's like a spectrum of gay though right or the levels bro there's levels like well i know because my brother is negative he never my brother like there's my brother fred is a really really cool and the really funny but they're very flamboyant
there's not at least not around knows you know right who cares fees though right yeah who cares yeah that's not that's a funny thing man like flamboyant gay so that's the gay i knew you know growing up the flamboyant one but we like we celebrate that like look at him what you see it dude with like a halter top on you know i mean like david cut off shorts like rainbow striped socks on you like go you go boy fly boy gay like we'd love flamboyant gay but like uh girl dressed like that it's like oh you unfortunate you unfortunate child like look at you with your seventeen inch pumps on with your shorts up to crack your ass with your tiny top on that is so sad
that you need that much attention in that weird weird man it's weird man when it's a boy and he's gay we fucking celebrate the shit out of it would look at him he's got all these crazy multi colored beads on and he's just fucking blaring hell yeah at the rave but a girl just screaming out for dick oh you poor child you stop that stop it you stop it what do you do you want sex just like her mom you're not going to get love that way you're going to get love you just going to get a bunch of guys there's a this of pressure on those work women those two girls because i remember that growing up she's a good girl she's a bad girl
another bad girl and where the good girls if you were a good girl i wouldn't be mad at you all the time melissa melissa melissa what can you be your cousin jennifer she's a good girl i can't believe you did coke i can't believe my daughter get coke dude people love coke they do you never done this stuff right now i never felt just but yeah cheek right i drink i don't drink a lot but i drank um i see you drink well bud light once watt or got lego buck overlaps poop in my biggest the boiling my best greater comedian now you're drinking a bud light like that it was like it was like it was like it was like one thousand nine hundred and ninety nine thanksgiving it was like that like thanksgiving already passed and fried
it was a plan of the fight that friday after thanksgiving the wednesday before thanksgiving is though is that the best days map for me well anybody and and for comedy especially the comedy show on wednesday and then don't know working the next day still with chicks everywhere music is good times by drugs but this one particular time my brother for now so i would say name whatever i called him up we're going to go watch i have a show at the or and another convenience showed up and we're going i'll see you when you had your fucking hot as web page joerogan dot net and you said you were gonna perform so we would we will see you at the main room right after our sets you fucking crushed that he had done packing bird bit was hilarious crushed
but then after we used and where i heard you talk somebody that we're going to go to the house of blues 'cause it was chewy's birthday yeah so i still fall let's go to so we are when we requested st the street man it will like so many comedians of that time at the house of blues and um rick james showed up so you're playing a piano though the shitman yeah man that was a chewy did quite a few shows over there right how many shows did you do over there he did one every once a month on a tuesday till he was good and it was like wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute this is chewy the dude who's the door guy at the comedy store is a badass musician that song hey chewy what's going on that's actually that's a great fucking song that's a great song and i was sitting there going how crazy is
we didn't know our friend chuy has a special gift he was good so overall said he was good it was called how much to think it was a cool show like we had a good fucking time he was good musician a dude he's a real good vision and he's our friend it was so it was crazy it was both was like your senior friend on stage and then you see in your friend kill you like damn he's good this is good it was awesome however one time dom irrera was doing his his jokes that are orn he said holly was fucked up like that guy chewy he's a rockstar rockstar once a month kills it right now he's telling me what a fucking park well i think you like working there honest we do
well the letter for me one night when i put in the letters up i always enjoy that guy he was always very cool to me too you know he said people are scared julie and i always got along great he just looked like the wrong dude fuckwitt hillbilly jim but mexican yeah exactly exactly but he's a gentleman always gentlemen if you're a good guy to chew it he's a great god but he's a talented musician matt was crazy to watch it's crazy watch your friend disc killin it at the house of blues after just say what's up what's up chewy you know that song with that song hey chewy what's going on that's like he made a really good pizza delivery shoulders right did he they kind of have try remember i'm definitely lifted it up he was fucking great man he was great he was like he's a he's a guy that i would actually go see like this is amazing they lied to by you know like being a comedian that
the younger was laid with with what to do after were those crazy you know yeah thank you elect but sometimes you know that that you you go to a dark areas you know if you want to party hard like i had a kid one time out montebello barcelona yeah we were had this crazy what you'll really for eleven years and somebody came in and said i think this comedian yours said a man so this guy they're looking for comedians to perform at three hundred in the morning harder bucks and i thought yeah i do is shaped like a morning i doing thank you alive so the address we get there to the car undercover police officer security guard at the house in burbank and we perform at three in the morning for them but it wasn't shit in their house yeah man it what joe the house was build for leg party like
80s style where like we don't we don't even know what time it is like like the curtains were there it is all over the house you can see the sun come in no more really it was late perfectly like the house look like at five pm all day while and all over the house there was drugs but now openly out there for everybody to take only like four like people who knew it was going on he had liquid coke there like the you know the nasal sprays yeah he had like those filled with water and coke 'cause you know when you do coke sometimes the coca tucking your knees in your nose poor little water to help it go down she's but this guy had little squeeze bottles all over the house like measles great hated so i see people leaned over in the crack of the house and grab something and so then
find out where it was and it just instead of just putting it back i just walked with i kept it god so that house to one thousand one hundred and thirty in the morning and i got there at two in the morning but this is the guy who owned the house here body cleaning the house so everybody like like if you grab a little bit from in house like thank you joe rogan picked up those beer distributor return trash can who give you points like like viewpoints who's been with doug should give you like joe rogan daughtry thirty points so if you get like so this house you got invited to the house by by text doug knows you but you don't know if you someone else invites you but now that you got points you know enough the good points you get a personal call that's crazy i was crazy those are guy walking around who look like marilyn manson but with a million manson just look like yeah he was just hire for the
so again for the party too i hate to bring up this thing with your brother again though bring it up but this is do you think it is possible really that if someone dresses their kid up all jokes aside is that possible but if you dress your kid up as a girl for a little bit and coach him into acting like a girl that turned turns him gay honestly all jokes aside i don't really think it works like that stop right when they got here like or did he keep playing that way no he he he he are his top he was like a mail out the words but it could have been a total coincidence i think what a coincidence yeah it did happen yeah but no nobody wants to think that people that susceptible but they do we are in some ways right may maybe not sexually because that seems to be like a biological thing but in terms of like behavior i believe that racism for sure right racism carries from from parent to child pretty pretty well you know if there the have a good relationship with their parents
and their parents are racist that will carry in because a lot of people who are racist they still love their kids so they're really good to their kids but the racist so the kids associate really good like love with family also with you like it like distrust of certain certain groups and colors and that's almost a thing that they are taught by the people that care about them like wild animals men they're taught the wild animal behavior by their parents and that's the same shape with people it's a weird thing it's a weird it's a weird thing that you and things are malleable you know that the you can get him to behave a certain way in iceland but in a different way in brazil or certain way in japan and in a different way in china like i was a i was in china recently one of the things that's crazy is when you're around large groups of people they just walk in front of you man they just walk through you they walk through little kids they walked through everybody and it's not rude it's just
have a different way of moving around because there's so many people and so many spots in china they're not really being route they don't consider it rude is is different they're just trying to get there and they don't mind if everybody bumps into each other a little bit we're like a hawk you've touched me all i can't believe this that got touched with his hand as he by i know their fucking head button each other but they're not doing it mean they just kind of going through each other like they don't mind touching each other so they just you know you see in opening they're going in that opening or you don't like it you don't own the space in front of you bich there's a little spot i'm going to go in there boom and they don't think it's bad thing they do it here too chinese people do oh yeah asian people or you know armenian people older people were trying to catch the bus were outstanding on a bus and then run they rush in front of me they don't say excuse me that's why how to say excuse me in armenian next thing you know when people don't mind being jammed up like that in the winter in boston when they get
t you know those trains like if you leave in fenway park and it's like fucking degrees outside in the winter and you get on the ti together and especially if it's sunny out so nobody feels creepy about it and they shut those doors and everybody just jammed in there huddled together who like penguins yeah you don't mind you don't mind your fucking freezing so everybody has more a sense of that's like a big problem with la it's too easy to just live here it's too easy to like physically survive too hot but the hot one thing you can get by you get used to that you can't get used to the cold but you can't do it you can't stay out there you can stay it's way easier you could stay out there if you have a shade and you water hand live you literally can't live in boston outside no you can't you can't go to sleep there if you go to sleep there you'll die
you won't make it it's zero degrees out you're not going to make it oh it's you can't just sleep on the ground when it's thirty below zero like in alaska some panhandling back no and she's going to be a hearty motherfuck orders those places it's too easy to survive la we don't have enough uh interaction with nature we got distorted sense of where we sit in this whole thing you want nature griffith park yeah bugs when i was in thailand they get crazy bugs do bugs that bite the fuck outta q we got this little weird bite all over you and mosquitoes are ferocious those are real bugs man we got here roaches we got nothing we got a few roaches we barely have any flies we ain't got shit no bugs want a part of this crazy dry air
that's the we're super lucky man bugs don't like dry air bugs like the crawley ones don't seem to mind but the fly he once they fuckin' hate dryer lots of hummingbirds eat him up to do we do not lots of hummingbirds in the world i've lived like there is here we we have the honey bee a humming bird i'm in my house and released it we found the the girls found the a humming bird that was wound and they nursed it back to her and then released in the wild we have little hummingbird feeders in the backyard did hummingbird the coolest little animals ever there so weird i put up a video of this hummingbird it's so cute like they fit fedex sugar water you know like super fast right do they fly so fast they you can't like
if you see it with us look we stop motion or slow motion photography slow motion videos he can't believe how fast it is like your your what you're watching like well look if that's insane like what kind of animal involved like that little tiny wings and they're going like a billion miles an hour the clip look at the thing in slow mo see if you find one there's no animal one that like imagine if in eagle did that imagine how fucked everything would be if an eagle could move like a hummingbird adjusted giant giant flying thing with knives for fingers and it's a good snack in fish out of water and it's as big as a turkey and it moves like a hummingbird what the fuck like if you think about that's where the tiger is right a tigers are a big ng that moves ainley fast look a
those wings are to their i never seen the wings to now do those wings are so small that if they were in a super hero if i saw a super hero and the body was that big in the wings for that small boy trapped h couldn't fly kid i hear that wouldn't even work bro dynamically look small the wings are look up big the body is it's fucking stupid i click on little those wings are men if you went to like one of those hot wings places they give you wings like that'd be so angry oh hell no please forward this is the time this little wings so such a small little animal with so adorable legs are are they have legs yeah just tucked in their tucked in the back seat yeah do so beautiful such an unusual little bird to who eat them
oh i'm sure everything that can hold their snack odisha's but i think good luck catching him good luck catching that little fucker i told you listen at leonardo book the other day and uh one of the weird things in the beginning it mentions is that he had a very weird fascination or it was written in one of his notebooks that he wanted to i think it was he wanted to describe the tongue of a woodpecker well this is like and i obviously the 1400s where you have to catch the woodpecker kill it dissect it right and then do the descriptions yourself and i guess that he does have descriptions of it which at that time or so descriptive you would have to be a scientist like he was i wonder see how you would catch a woodpecker to catch one of those know why you would how you thought of that was making him jeff do you think he's a shot out of the sky i came up with a trap of some kind i guess right yeah match those dudes they were just like initially studying species is like imagine just like
writing down drawing pictures of a cat that you just found in the fucking jungle like being one of those guys look at the first people to document what animals exist out there 'cause like how long have we known how long we had a good sense of what animals exist out there how many years has it been you think that people have a good sense of all the animals in the world like right now we know about giant bears that live in russia right we know about komodo dragon we know about nile crocodiles we know about lions we know about we know about all these animals that exist because we've got all the video those in the information but how long is it been a thing how long have people known what was in all these different spots is it been two thousand years have been three how many how many one thousand years
is it been like reliable information no crack ends no fuckin' seadragons you know stop you making shit up like what did you really see like how long is it been where we have a detailed account of what animals that was one of the things he used i don't know how long it had been a pair or how long they've been a pen or uh something to write on person ever wrote wasn't writing i think was like the middle east i think it was all like a su mer and those places i think that's where they think it came from give us see that writing man dude it's crazy look and it's called cuny a form it's like a it looks like nails it's looks like they're did like old school league carpenter nails yeah and they're they're going left and right and up and down the alphabet soup yeah look at it while that's
i think i'm you know obviously i'm not an expert but i think they believe this is the oldest written language see if that's true it's cuneiform the oldest written language they think that was where it started that it started with these little like they look like nails look look at that shit dude it's such a fantastic looking which because it almost looks like some crazy computer code is a funny how all these this kind of language someone in whose board in will pick up and learn how to write letters with another inmate and give each other messages for the guards would no look what it says is this is this is the one that's called a camille to show me the oldest language comes from lanka singapore into indian states to mill is still spoken by approximately seventy million people across the world to mail one of the old literary canons of any knowledge in the world with the earliest piece of timil writing
st literature dating to approximately three hundred bce so that's three hundred years before current error that's not that's not super old see the thing language i think sumerian is so there sumerian first developed three thousand two hundred bc ok so i think saying what's the oldest language in its active in the world and that's to mill and that comes from three hundred bc but the samarian language yeah is the oldest shift ever so that's what we saw that's cuneiform so is created using a read stylist to make wedge shaped indentations in clay tablets so they think as far as they know that's the oldest so that that's that's how only five thousand three hundred something years does not develop the to record transactions to keep track of money or to talk you think which was more important to them at the time transaction could lead to
probably everything writing things down try to figure out what what animal not eat you know try to figure out what what makes people sick keep track of who taxes taxes so three thousand two hundred bc what is that that's a five thousand two hundred and eighteen years ago wow that seems so recent think about that well that man five thousand years ago they figured out how to write it down like what are you saying what did they do before then wow and we're in nobody had raised the more i barely hand right i suck at it but he's the living teacher to more thing when i write i drive my five my hand writing deteriorates rapidly with every stroke i barely do it anymore still do this no no logos what is that low as you do at these do the a to do to do that as in high school that will board the superman logo yeah yeah i used to do all the band names
games i was very unusual and ice do the v in the you know the what did they were talking to george washington i saw fact and i was trying to bring it up in time but i had to go back and find it and i just remembered it because what you're talking about do you know when the first dinosaur bones were discovered dude we talked about this once i don't remember nineteen so it was it was more recent than i ever twenty four yeah yeah somewhere is like that i don't know if he was already present and done with all that on everything that they have written and talk about noon we go back and discuss was all before they even knew like dinosaurs even existed almost yeah yeah really crazy yeah it is really crazy it's hard to believe that i mean imagine you have like whoa okay we think we got understanding of what is here and what's been here is probably been similar to what's he what the is this and they find a bonus as big as a bus
and i'm like wait a minute what the fuck is this if i would've freaked me out dude imagine you find a bone as big as a us and you're like holy shit this is one animal what is this this is a leg and then another one bigger bigger pieces and then you realize you have a brontosaurus just imagine finding all that ship not knowing exists in going what the fuck is this thing that looks like a rib this thing and not knowing how big the world is so you think there's another one around somewhere that live yeah oh yeah man for uh you know they said david spade or david spade jesus christ they spent david show they sent david cho too congo in vice that's how i found out about dave they and then i found out about it again but from bourdain was telling me how amazing is they they sent david
so david show was already rich at the time this sub crazy david cho is he was wealthy as fuck like he didn't have to do anything he already made it gang of money like tamblyn and ship and he decides to go down to the congo to go look for a fuckit dinosaur man is the craziest episode advice 'cause these people well some people that live there or at least they're saying they're convinced that there's i mean they could be just fucking with white people that could be a thing too right yeah they should be fucking with westerners some korean kid comes by and like yeah yeah i'll show you the advisor is going to add about the davinci thing he used to fight with his friends with the lizard dressed up like a little baby dragon and he'd freak him out and likely but i look what i found looking
da vinci does it have to believe him because he's da vinci right that's a larry es add things to creatures pretend he's made a new speaker newt found a new species yeah look at dave he was young as to men is a long time ago in the jungle wet look in for these suppose it brought a sources that people see in the jungle kim actually found one i mean there's not enough jungle to hide like a someone else credible so we get a picture everyone has a phone now even people live in the jungle right
hide well it would hide the jungle you would have to damn or cave in the water you have to be an enormous area where people never go for a big thing to be alive today the people know about like they'll find like a new day here you know the find a new dear sometimes like call look at this we got a new frog yeah we found a new two year this is in incredible it's in the jungles of cambodia it's a new it's a subspecies of this deer rare footage shows the last surviving member of an uncontacted uncontacted amazon tribe i saw this support dude is the last the mohicans that's me well that's a camera man it's a cameraman they fucking gave him fifty dollars just go out there beats of trees i'm going to get some footage looks like blair witch project and have you just whack it against a tree almost here the last surviving boot bro we're going to get paid for this come on bro you look like an old fucking guy that lives in the jungle just do it
fifty bucks dude i'll give you fifty bucks what else are you going to do today since they've been tracking since the 90s that's crazy living by himself since the 90s we've got a weird problem with that right like wow poor guy but if he dies out there like that he's going to die here in a different way what are you talking about to me is living alone see sad if he said if he saw those people with cameras probably chat with a blow dart if he embraced it just to poison way got himself a nice pair of nikes you know little gucci fanny pack huaraches come out of the woods bro be shot someone in two thousand and five or you wanted someone tomorrow the camaro does the with well yeah you don't want that man that guy is going to shoot arrows at you imagine that he's a criminal
we haven't even gone and gotten him shooting arrows of people you son of a bich yeah i didn't want him wanting to get saved but it's funny when we look at people that live in a way that's different than the way we live like how we got to save him we got to save him going to bring him over to the good i know we gotta save him but someone living there car he spire yeah yeah yeah man someone lived in their car spun till they got got it camping under the freeway normal normal supernormal there was a guy living or across the street from my house now live in echo park you live in a sort of a bowl whoa here's the thing right yeah they don't they let native american tribes controlled giant chunks of land they give them reservations in the eighteen whatever it was it was like one thousand eight hundred and sixty five or some ship
they did all this the worse than ever to let the games and they didn't want them to get many of the good spots so the given the given all the like think when did that happen let's find out first that was the my question would know would you ever allow them to live the march of tears right what is it one thousand eight hundred and eighty seven wow that's crazy but would they allow them to live like they lived before the europeans intervened like if you really just left him alone and they live like fuckin' horseback trading you know animals for bullets liz really look like they lived back then indian land for sale find lands in the west this is a crazy add grazed the whole of your own easy payments perfect title possession within thirty days in the
in land for sale is this real yes this is a real ad that they had back then nebraska studies from nebraska's website there's not even a braska this is this is the next art for the studio we need that we need that indian land for sale make a reservation yeah that framed on the wall how much there is a big law of the land that's what we can't hide a whole and we need that framed do that exam long ago man that is not that long ago that is a crazy thing it's like look we captured this should from these people now will sell it to you who wants to buy it a a picture do we jacked they got a picture of the dude they jacked there's a previous owner this is the previous owner look at that twenty dollars
maker in wyoming do you think that they had a lot of an acre how much is that now twenty dollars an acre wow that right now it depends on where it is if it's in beverly hills is probably fourteen million i am oregon fifteen dollars an acre fifteen dollars maker in oregon and here's a look at dude they got do they got like the most regal look in native american looks like a chief let's image perfect look at a perfect perfect temptation of like an elder like a wise powerful old indian like a chief right he looks like the do the be running shit like we got from this dude we got the prime cuts baby we got the fuckin' tomahawk rib eye with the bone come on bro for you indian land the best nothing but the best we got to that guy look at them
we definitely have not the high is gonna totem pole could you imagine if there's parts of this country where people decided to live like the native americans live straight up full stop they wore animal skins they they they eat and from shooting them with bows and arrows they made there on bows and arrows they did everything the way that the people did before the europeans arrived they safe ocular technology fuck your laws fuck your bullshit just give us a fertile gigantic swath of land that we could live like we live before and then people just gravitate to that do you know how crazy that would be people who suck it up though they would do a reality show of it they would have some of the horses would have like fuckin' cameras and you see people infected westworld she dicks flopping out of loincloths and people would have to kill people the way they killed people back then too they have to have tools and chit scalpem i think i don't know who invented scalping
do you think scalping was invented by the native americans or was it invented by the white people by the white people they uh we covered this to collect them yeah these bag what was it their idea first under whose idea was first 'cause sometimes some of the ship that people do in war you know they'll they'll copy ship from the to look at the enemies doing it they'll day a wolf a king doing his car most of it at first he did the worship of all time proto give her out listen to that dan carlin hardcore history series i am dude i'll after the show i'm going to send to you ok gotta listen to it it's nuts if you've got the time 'cause it's like five parts and you get sucked in but it just shows you how insane that guy in his family were and like what the empire that he created this one guy is real name is too much anything had crossbows right they had all kinds of shit they had catapult said they would like human bodies on fire
they would they work we got out of real quick as shooting error while horseback riding network save them well that was one of their strategies but they they were extremely stout people they were very very strong people apparently all i know about that i'll just full disclosure all i know about is what i learned from dan carlins hardcore history podcast in like a couple of articles i've never really read that much about the mongols but what he said was that they had these bows that required one hundred the pounds to pull back which is just insane so they must be shooting heavier arrows that could kill people better than anything the smaller people are the weaker people would would and they were nomadic horse people so they were traveled around living in tents like they despise people that live in city they were just the strongest most ruthless army
the world has ever seen at the time like nobody had ever seen anything like this they would just they killed millions of people they think new york times had an article that said they killed so many people they changed the carbon footprint of the earth there was less people a noticeable number if you go and you look through the ice core samples and they starting two attributed or some people at least are attributing that to gangus khan going somewhere in the neighborhood ten percent of the population on earth damn one out of ten he killed more people than aids yeah definitely right how many people did its kill yeah yes some was just talking about that recently seen no one should die of from h i v anymore no one should die of aids it literally should have to happen anymore not crazy this take medication now when we were kids everybody was terrified at aids aids positive sense while eating twinkies terrified of ace while eating thing that slowly killing you terrified again today
one little kid gets it everybody don't wanna go to school no more remember that one kid he stopped going to school yeah their magic and over the with all right magic got it i remember being in my car i was in my car i was living in revere massachusetts and revere yeah this apartment complex and i driving my car and who's on the hot i was on the road listening to the radio like you know you see where the traffic lights are you see you remember it's like burning the brain like ha magic johnson has aids watt in my car watts watts out i remember thinking like it was a scene in a vampire movie monster movie or something like a zombie outbreak like oh my god now it's reached one of the greatest basketball players of all time this is insane are people going to
start dropping off like flies now i'm going to start with just wearing condoms right away afterwards i don't think so we need to know we're animals bro blower savage the savage i mean there's a reason why the seven billion of us we stop people need to stop pretending that when they are you know of for fully aroused that they're thinking straight like you are operating at about like ten percent of your normal resources like a whatever who's got aids you still got it a the code you know it's easy that it was just primarily gay people and drug users that we're getting it it's what a weird disease man that's a that's a weird one that's a strange thing that your when your body starts weakening and shutting down like whoa but when you really think about the actual danger and death
i think even wall aids was in its height of killing people i don't think it was killing people as much as the flu was right the numbers i'm finding our depending on worldwide or us cell worldwide tuberculosis is now killing more people than aids but the says that only one point one million people today in the us are living with aids and i think i saw but living with aids is like you're at the border of getting aids is that what it is a site yeah you have h supposedly this is and again i'm not a doctor right supposedly it's like you have hiv your union system gets weekend you catch aids which is acquired immune deficiency syndrome which means your t cell levels to reach a certain count or they identified as aids right yeah i do actually did type in it to the school and hiv so so they'd stay that's they're definitely connected so that's not people that also their main system fails that's outside of hiv
yeah this so i clicked on this i'll show you what i clicked on so i typed in that in and this is showing this it says at one point two million people have received an aids diagnosis since the early 80s since early 80s ok so one million people and there have been twelve thousand in two thousand and fourteen there were twelve thousand three hundred and thirty three deaths do to any cause of people with diagnosed hiv infection ever classified as aids in what i mean yeah that then it's six that's a weird way of saying it with people well i'll say it again it says there were twelve thousand three and three three deaths due to any cause of people with diagnosed hiv infection ever classified as aids is that a strange way of saying that yeah with the i don't know what that means is
this is the classification if your immune system get strong enough i don't know it says with diagnosed hiv infection ever classified as aids ok i don't know maybe i'm too stupid for that 'cause i also saw was that a million people died last year from it but that would be world wide and this then contradicts 'cause it says one million people have only been diagnosed and this is only in the usa numbers worldwide so gets really sketchy and it's a six thousand seven hundred twenty one deaths were attributed directed h i v e so it seems it died they definitely think it's still telling people definitely still is to break the law sizzle yeah what is how many people die from the flu every year would you would you would you think would be the most the route most ruthless normal killer would be the flu fluid kill the most people thirty six thousand way more
way more people get jacked by the flu every year every year and what was the number that from the aids number was total right how many of those people a flu shot so what isn't telling of the house and two thousand fourteen so it's a third or so so what's the third aides to the flu aids is about one third of the deaths of the flu year on average i don't know not interesting it's like weird not scared of the thing that kills us home way more were real scared of the thing that kills less people because it kills them through but sex that's what it is 2b we're terrified that kills people through sex like the flu it seems like we should really be concentrating on that thing that things killing way more people people know
washing their hands but they're like look we can't stop that but we can stop all this but x weird right it's weird like when we maybe it's just because it's a new thing that was killing people because it didn't exist then it did exist that's probably what it is right like yeah because it came out of nowhere because it was in like what was it and during 80s yes yeah in interested in working with the aids on your lip was that was that delirious do you member sam kinison's bid on it you know they say sam should make fun of aids aids sam is a communicable disease straight people can get it to eagles
it's not our dance he had this crazy dangerous bit about it like way back then like whoa it's like a zero in around one thousand nine hundred and eighty i don't know if that's accurate but so one thousand nine hundred and eighty was the highest peak maybe it's in one thousand so yeah it seems like a low so it seems like it seems like late 70s right as somewhere on one thousand nine hundred and eighty one thing too i read there's around three hundred thousand total deaths in one slash three of them are in new york three hundred thousand total deaths of third in new york in the flu and this is all told ever again these stats are on multiple pages so but here's how many of the sea i get so confused about all this shit because
some people believe that a lot of these people also or shoot heroin a lot of these people are also doing a lot of drugs i would wonder you know if if they're really party in hard and they also get aids i would i would always wonder like how much of you partying hard is destroying your immune system to work if you're if you have a disease like say you have answer and you're struggling with cancer and you just decide to hardcore start smoking meth and then you die from the cancer like is it isn't didn't something else kill you too right not saying that the cancer is good for you cancer certainly bad for you but if have cancer and you decide to go on a meth binge and destroy immune system it's got to contribute to your health but we don't consider that will consider up the fucking cancer got him cancer got him it did get him it definitely did get him but he was also smoke in math all day feeling good doing robberies good robberies with fuckin' skulls
getting fights at seven hundred and eleven yeah man he was amped duty was amped with cancer that's that's also i mean if he dies of a heart attack like all the cancer game a heart attack yeah probably they probably had something to do with it definitely was not good it's definitely not good to have cancer but it's also not good to be smoking math while you have cancer smoking bed so how many of these people that got aids were like extremely healthy folks that like jogged on a regular basis since a lot of fruit and vegetables hard to get that data i know i would like to that data this is not like a prejudice perspective i'm just as a curious person i would like to get all that i would need to know what is it that actually does it is it is it the math it kills you did a disease that kills you is it a combination of all these things we always want to tribute death to one thing but i imagine that with all the people that have died of the flu
there's a number of deaths we look at the flu like man that the flu could just catch you the flu could just catch do you know catch you when you already weak too maybe your rundown you been working too much and then the flu hit you when your immune system is devastated and it gets deep into you and gets you everybody is vulnerable mean the thing about dizzy is that so strange to me is that some of them are associated with certain certain groups of people like aids like aids is one of those ones is just so associated with gay people that it's like a really politically charged disease and we concentrate on it like really heavily but i think it i really think it wasn't just the gay thing was also that it was it was new knew there was a new thing that was killing people that they were always worried about that right there's always these pandemic movies with some new crazy disease breaks loose just runs rampant we don't have any answers to four people start dying and i need to get the medication to the people and give it to the baby quickly people are very you know so
a subway science there's always some shit like that were always starved of some new ship that's going to get us swine flu chicken flu so that what was so aids had a dual disadvantage one that is connected to people the people i got what are they doing over there what is it that i'm gonna get i'm not gay yeah exactly there was that and then there was also well blood transfusions car accident that's right right people were worried about getting from a blood transfusion so that means back then they were never there were like don't just letting random people donate blood without checking in i don't think they had a test for for a while i think for a while they didn't have a test for it then they have to find like i guess they have to find like antibodies in your blood or some like but it's so weird that while this is all going on how many people are dying from cancer every year just from smoking cigarettes it's fucking crazy numbers crazy numbers people dropping like flies and no
think about that when you see a guy smoking a cigarette you don't think that guys killing themselves logo he's outside from the restaurant having a cig normal shit now the case that guys resume himself like a guy who but it's a strange to me like we get really specific about what fears we have in terms of what way we die and when a new disease comes along that becomes like one of the most specific one but while you're indulging in all these behaviors that are also kill you in way larger numbers than diseases it's fucking weird man very weird but human beings me included we're so strange was so strange in the way we like prioritize things always yeah you get the flu shot no joey diaz as i won't give up joe could see but i think he has a real bond the best new bits about it i never got a flu shot but i've gotten the flu ones and and and it was like two years ago i don't know where man's just came a
badass bull to my list got hot and my whole body felt and i told my wife i think omega six sick so you've you've hit a bowl and that's when it came on i will stay with the bulb but i want to filling hot huh so the we made you aware of it yes but it wasn't a weirdo assehole the we would probably ks so you got the flu you better pay attention to your body i got it like couple years ago i kicked it quick because the hot i caught it coming on i felt it like oh i know what this is and i just lay down i didn't do shit i just laid down drink a lot of tea chill the fuck out i didn't do shit i just lay down and relax let my body recuperate itself i got lucky that it happened during a time where i wasn't i didn't have anything to do
that day it's hard to take time off i heard that that when you get a real hot real how good flu is that your body is fighting off something inside your body jim your body is basically going to war to block yeah you sweating up a storm device trying to chase out the invaders you got people trying to get over that wall all in the in my by the way to the to to to to know your body has little organisms trying to get over their walls you got wall set up to keep these things from breeding and you know taking over parts of your body she got this immune system just going war you got a little war going on in your body when you're sick i know if i had a p c p a gun we fighting a crack piety yeah i mean the people don't like when you judge people's health and you know you definitely shouldn't judge someone based on whether or not they're sick or what but when what you're looking at when you see people that are sick including yourself all
we're looking at is up an organism that is at war and we have this weird instinct to kind of get away from them like oh my god i could get that i could get that organ and whatever that we're going get away from it it one of the troops jumps off of him and hopsin see i can't afford to take time off work now get away from maine i don't have i don't have time for lupus i don't got time for you coughing blood blood army bought zombie man but think about how many people like who don't hum how don't never really take care of their body i know like before i want that karma standing i never had health care i'll just gambling with my body i drink other english to the hospital this i was really dying an what go to the hospital i went to his cheap little hospital right here in echo park how bad was it it was fuckedup man it was like it was real
smell like a old elementary school in there said you hold elementary school and it's more like pine sol through the old korean doctor there an i told her what was wrong with me and she told him i that's what i have a flu huma bud where is my have a hemorrhoid i don't know what's going on the time i ask damn as he goes ok sit down and i should i should i paid one hundred dollars what you give you she gave me medicines for the for the hemorrhoid cuz i have one for the first time and then she gave me antibiotics for my what is hemorrhoids come from does it come from china worshipu out man well for daddy my first time i didn't know man so i will have the road and now low carb diet the atkins diet ok so i was talking with a cheese men meet all week up and up
i don't drink no water i drink no soda so i must've been stuffed so so i'm i'm i'm in the bathroom like the shows over and like two days nothing right now now like i feel like like my my but who already you felt like have broken glass inside of that feeling so i finally i pushed too hard i i i i opposed to let go having a baby i would doing lamaze and then on the youtube screen please so i put in sub while he's talking 'cause i never picked and then i pushed and i pushed and then like all mad i could still i saw light i myself and it might move the toilet paper like a fucking tampon and i asian dude it says the veins around your anus tend to stretch under pressure and may bulge or swell swollen veins
droids can develop from increased pressure in the lower wrecked due to strain and during bowel movements sitting for long periods of time on the toilet eddie bravo has a hole this bit about it this on his phone taking a shirt it's very funny we didn't talk about it here i think we talked about it on here but it was crazy yeah not good for your butt hole to be sitting in that i would describe the physician the pain it feels like come home with talking about in a bit i said that it felt like every night though the goals saddam sada by the me i you in the at night how many days did you go before you took should are three days that they wanted to share the horn to pay game started and i blew my butt hole out i guess and then like three days later the other is shared ride without paying for like two weeks while afraid of walking need man
a friend of mine who had to go to a doctor and they had to literally break up the shittin his butt hole that had to go up his butt hole with an instrument and break it up and flush it give him something i think he had to take something some sort of diuretic and some stool loosening agent like some hardcore drugs and they had to go in there with like a chisel and chip off this concrete log that he had the bottom of his butt hole and then you know he hadn't schitt in many ways drive to yeah it was dangerous and he couldn't it out so he was literally plugged up and kept piling it it's not like he's going to stop eating it's just going to keep and so he's got a blockade of like rocks at the end of his booty tall and it's it's a real problem can be bad it's a real problem here to go to a doctor my life finally came out and then link link link but it was all bad without dry with ugly men painful gotti vegetable that i peed
pdf after i finish peeing it with her about her therapy yeah i mean that's one thing i freak out about people that are on this carnivore diet i hear this carnivore diets no i got no no problem shooting at all like no problem at all you don't eat any vegetables you got no problem at all who is it would have really kill you to eat broccoli with that little cal is a loose in that mother fucking life line up i just can't imagine the broccoli is killing you i think if broccoli is killing you come on really there's probably something else wrong you should probably get your blood work done fried figure out what the vitamins are if you eat broccoli you start getting headache brawley actually folks about gains i eat broccoli i get a headache i'm sure many people have been eating broccoli forever like how is that possible but when did broccoli ever become something that you feel shity aft is anybody ever said that i got eat broccoli it's fucking get headaches
i'm sorry my real some dudes will claim that now these carnivore guys a lot of them are claiming like i've eaten falcon solid bro i'm off for awhile people i typed it in back the other way in general rockley safe to eat any side effects are not serious most common side effect is gas or bowel irritation yeah broccoli farts caused by broccolis high amounts of fiber all cruciferous it's a great word cruciferous vegetables can make you grassy gassy a cruciferous i like i said gassy gassy are you a scientist or not you fuc ok when you're this used scientific terms you don't say gassy with maine but he scares saying farts gassy but the health benefits outweigh the discomfort yeah so there's certain people like that i think have a real physical issue like jordan peterson one of our when he describes like he he literally
can't have anything other than meat and at this point is life or it gives him headaches and it folks with them i think certain people may run all to might have a real biological issue with vegetables which sounds insane but it only makes sense people have a problem with everything there's certain people that have a problem with all my everything that we put her allergic to citrus as people that are allergic to certain avocados yeah all kinds of plants just people that are allergic to grass why wouldn't hey be allergic to some vegetables so if you are are allergic to some vegetables and you just go on an all meat diet all those symptoms of those allergies go away why wouldn't it make sense to people i mean there there's so many people fighting off the idea this carnivore diet that you only eating meat you feel fantastic you're probably dealing with a bunch of people that have undiagnosed interact
actions like negative interactions with vegetables this is probably something about their system that does not go well with vegetables so they should take vitamins take vitamins and eat meat and you better find a way it gets a fiber kids don't want to get all backed up vegetables are good i think if you eat like really fatty meat though you don't have problem if you like a ton of rib eyes which is greases up that whole pipeline you like whoa everything comes a flying out i think when you start eating that lee in the ground bison meat you don't know but like you have a problem with water ball yeah you too that down a packet down then you water on top of it so it's got you got like the packed out bison here and then you get the water behind it and it's concrete defying its way through your body have some broccoli bro could be some kill put some cheese only some people really firmly believe that dairy is bad for you and that's something i've never
i've never tried you never had dairy know know to not have dairy i've never tried to like way off one hundred percent daring i don't eat much but if i do it's mostly cheese hardly ever drink milk and this is with cookies an whenever i do i always feel weird know if i i shouldn't myself i've been my whole life and talk tolerate and i didn't even know that my mom never told but man ever to my beating cheese i have a problem with this stuff though of it'll come out to him so i fought with almond milk and soy milk now yeah and in fact with vegan cheese apologize everything bigger only meet no more when did you stop wildlife park my asshol blew up that's good move 'cause fact you feel good now you feel i'm still fat people don't believe me you you're your fat fucking fat when do you why are you opposed to eggs all of you the budget give it all up man i got so scared after right
i thought bleeding man and i said you know what i did get your diet on point if you feel better i feel good yeah i mean i don't have i don't have the runs i don't that should've myself anymore and you have a trial this other types of diets or is this the s one no i tried that i had to be in a vegan a trial actors diet i tried the hollywood diet you know when you wake up in the morning and do some coke and party network not exact never tried that one yeah do you to lose weight are you good no i mean i could lose weight but i was bigger than i am right now that is running on the diet because of no then really a diet i i just thought of this is in two thousand the it is eleven or two
that's what he said when you're asked was bleeding yes when you decided that when this i started off slow a test of drinking milk first and then i thought was cheese then made the hardest fish chicken litter slow and what do you replace it with what kind of food what my wife she will raise vegan in dayton oh i'll buy her mom damn and and they were poor so they wouldn't they grew up in a trailer park so that was that offer them being vegan so just little by little alma tour help me because she would not be here a look at the time when i started being begins as i got it place to love me mad steak yeah man like hamburgers ribs reply lobster jack in the box the moon live do you go and get your blood tested and get yourself checked out your blood tested two years ago and i'm
supposed to get my blood tested this week again damn two years ago and how do you look like in terms of your vitamins getting enough nutrients do they do all that kind of stuff test you vitamin b levels yes that's how they did it to my bill is bi level as before it was for sugar and everything was cool yeah that's good just to make i could lose thirty pounds yeah well first women i watch to videos every once in awhile or trying to get into that i see you got into the ice things rough i want to imagine yes and no you know it's good to sauna saunders good i have more common that yeah is that like a have suddenly have at the ymca right now sounds the same steam rooms different steam room is like if yes i it's it really is like in the implementation of it more than anything but if you did
most likely the tile floor you go in there yeah with the tile floor yeah they close it will last door images hot steam and everybody just gets hot in there and then they get too sweaty and then they leave but the song is different in that it's a true dry heat so you go in there and it's usually i think the idea is and i could be wrong here but i think the idea is that the steam room can't get as hot as a sauna cuz if it did it would kind of cook you cuz it's way it would be like hot wet air around you it kind of cook you as opposed to the hot dry air that doesn't make any sense it's touching you'd want to have a little hot the hot rocks that the sun arrest the sauna yeah it's because it's conducting the writers the waters conducting heat that's what it is right so the air doesn't conduct heat as well as the waters okay so that's makes sense because the sauna you can get to a fork and a crispy degree a crispy temperature before your body start to freak out that's what the old school highlight the
the rat pack sinatra they sit around the sonic oh yeah they will party all night and then take a little steam in the morning get all the alcohol it doesn't really do that but it doesn't make you feel a little better yeah if you fuckedup from drinking you could also run the risk of 'cause you might be dehydrated you could run the risk of blacking out you know if you are if you both of that and you look at a mall there it is he's on the phone this is on the phone there it is they're in the song of laying down look at these guys that's hilarious we won't have the photographer get in there that i call bullshit and yeah i call bullshit the phone call bullsh with the photographer being played during the oceans eleven movie now probably really happened i'm sure he did it all the time and then yeah come on and take a picture of us this is what we do those guys were having a good time hell yeah melody what a time they were having a good time man
it's a crazy back in the 50s there right yeah they were older guys and they got together and they just we did whatever the fuck they wanted they go to vegas and party and everybody wanted to go party with them they're at the sands there the sand says it's crazy when you look at those old hotels and casinos in vegas they just decided dynamite am but what would you give to to stay in the sands today if they kept everything up to date but current with the era in which it was created like if you went there was a total retro hotel room with like fucking dial up phones and you you know just outlook his i mean this god there's something to be said for like if you if you live in a log cabin like there's something really cool about a log cabin right you like you're you're living in a way that people live like this thousand years ago man this is real this is really how people lived but no one wants to live like people
lived in the 60s you know like if they had a place like where you had all the same i'm kind of furniture just updated the same alarm ten cels yeah but have that like they had it back then how many people would want that man at me like vegas was only made possible because of air conditioning aria and writer you couldn't pull that off if they didn't have some sort of way to cool the place down add they had when did that start because that's a good question when he's off for the harshest i don't well the ice house where we do stand up was is fifty eight years old before that it was some sort of a i think it was some sort of an actual ice house would bring all right at some point history that's what used to be it used to be a storage place where people that didn't have a forgery
yeah that's what the whole place is would yeah they would buy a block of ice and they would take this ice and they wouldn't care at home jesus christ that was not long ago man means less than one hundred years ago that's insane so like one thousand nine hundred and forty seven bugsy siegel flamingo yeah i bet it i bet it couldn't be i'm going to take a guess i feel like we probably talked about this already i've just forgotten 'cause i'm too stupid to maintain all this information anymore brains over filled arm i want to say it happened somewhere around the nineteen twenties the nineteen fifties what does no refrigerators for the fifteenth for tourism sars air conditioning in vegas i was looking at so i missed i'm sorry but was good but i was just was rambling i was going with focus you know where that's going to be letting go so air conditioning and refrigeration would have like the we what with the ice house which is a block size that they used to use for ice boxes when do you think they
even in the refrigerator where they didn't have to do that looking for refrigerator the ice chest so i'll check but i think they've so the air conditioning the 50s so the the big roar in times of the vague iss eruption was probably right after that then yeah need to be like right after his invented well those differences about condition though the standard a condition we have now but i used to work at okay work at sears nam and blow hides his old sears building and they do seven stay with big earthquake and i was working there and that's another in mother came down they have a old swamp cooler so it's like a big shell with a bunch of water in it and that's a really an old air conditioner by the middle one thousand nine hundred and thirty swamp coolers sold homes by maybe fifteen degrees but added humidity
yeah it was bad swap coolers i like the name add swamp coolers it was made of wood duck to clean one of the mother man it was a huge bigger than that for the whole building that's crazy and it broke another water came down yeah mam interesting if you live in the northeast in the summertime it gets wet like i lived in boston it was a wet place when in the summer time would come around you wouldn't it wouldn't just be that it was hot out it was hot and wet you know things get sweaty it's muggy everywhere yet real muggy it's a weird feeling but it's cool 'cause you realize it's not going to happen very long you know so like when when it is muggy the thing about like real contrast whether that's one thing we just don't get in california we don't get a contrast if you live in a
it's like new york you'll have a summer that is brutally hot and muggy and people are walking around sweat like holy shit it's fucking hot out pocket hot dog but you'll also have a winter where you've got your ship pulled up to your face your fucking dying man you can't wait to get on that train or that bus or hop in an uber you just got to get out of this fucking pulled the cabin like take you to this place can this place the the place y'all pile out immediately run inside man there's something about that that sucks at the time but it's good for people you don't get the hill here man right here in arlington seventy leg warmers uggs yeah again it up everywhere they other get up so they bringing those boots too soon they bring in the ugs
i'm wearing shorts girls are allowed to do that we don't say shirt they can do whatever they want basically they're running fashion for sure they decide right that's why fanny packs went away because girls there guys all right that's what happened offended by that china may have come back i remember with a fanny pack then they'll tell you the only family pack but again i think i saw on guns and ammo or the final cap funny pack and andy inside had a holster for lot thirty eight am yeah he's trying to rob me son this video that bert kreischer just put up on instagram of a dude pulling us pistol out shoot himself in the leg would be quick draw mcgraw shot himself in the leg he was i just fucking shot myself and bert kreischer with all the tears coming out of his eyes haha you so funny man bert as a new netflix special coming out august
on the fourth netflix bird crusher i forget what it's called birds gonna be here the night before going to hype it up secret time there's this shaver s in his chest for secret time he could do that again he's a very good to have on it by kill once he's a very good dude very good guy we had a lot of good guys but only she yeah like comedy today is a good time it is not it is bad it is it's a great time forty people and cool people and it's fun yeah it's fun but it happy again i want to let you know that gig yeah those were fun times may have yeah have double lives yup go across the street see to we play yeah funny but when we're when everything's good like that like it makes it's good for everybody it's
the kids makes the whole community is like more more positive and seems like will help out more young people coming up yeah and then the ever they they develop a nice positive community to when they realize hey man we're all trying get somewhere but we're not against each other where should we should be supporting each other in a help everybody and help you it helped me to be more positive vibes phone around everybody be happy like we inspire each other we were not competing against each other someone does well don't say for balkamp say god damn he did i could do it to you can say i have the same amount of energy to be put into both ways of thinking about it the one way so much more positive for you and for everybody around you and still allows you to have a competitive instinct because you're still competing against yourself you competing to do but you're looking at the people around you as inspiration rather than this competition and so instead of having negative combative relationship with everybody around you that's also succeeding
this really cooperative excited feeling about it you know i mean that's that's really possible in business that's entirely possible and friendship it's like that's how people should try there or should aspire to internet interface with things always to be as positive as you can did you give the same amount of energy you can give towards positive and still still all the same amount of instincts of like kicking in and doing well i do against yourself like compete against yourself don't think about it as those other people are taking something away from you thinking 'cause they're giving you an opportunity to look at what's possible if you really dedicate yourself and you should choose that as a valuable life lesson like wow look at that guy doing so well or look at this girl like kicking and doing all this how did she accomplish that i should write all those things how does she make all these movies how did she do all these things like falk but people don't do that the natural instinct is to look at someone who's like some crazy like super competitive person like the rock or something like that
but you see the rockies in everything he's in everything you want to sit on it but he's such a nice guy you can't it's a real problem but he could do that i could do terribly movie after terrible movie no one cares 'cause he's such a good guy he could he could do whatever he wants he seemed the nice guy he's a very nice guy he's an he's the real deal really what he does i mean that guy really does show up in a fucking hotel room for clock in in the morning flies across the world and immediately starts working out wow he's an animal like a do you want to inspired the guy's worth more money than everyone he makes money than anybody has ever made any money in movies juggernaut control every movie does a blockbuster meanwhile he still shows up at a place they got a fucking they got one of them elliptical machines weight inform they got to wait wait wait in form he goes to town to do like forty five minutes
cardio when he fucking lands flying across the world lift weights for an hour he just keeps going he just keeps going find a way to not complain stay positive and just keep going i will read half of his book and i'm that's that's very like that's a lot for you now remember that when he was he was third string and playing cookbook of football in canada he was living of it was shown a mattress with that with the last k kick that our team jesus thought to be now a superstar i mean i don't even know how many how much millions he makes a movie but everybody sees his movies he's such a good guy but he hears be really clear that kind of genetics like what that guy is that is just like we were talking about with iceland that's the same shit that's the same shared with the pacific islands man at some warrior dna son that sugi man that's a huge super who is so driven
like we are lucky we are lucky that dude is not on the biggest fucking horse he could find with the biggest battle axe i mean that's what these people come from man you don't get to be that if you don't have like some sort of a great lineage of warriors behind you you mean this that so much bigger than most people because it schwarzenegger he's so big but all those guys like that guy that plays the mountain on game of thrones like what in the holy fuck that guy so big you know the that day food came out of some warrior bloodline some crazy viking bloodline because before guns that was what was most important so when you see a guy like the rock or you see you like wow guy looks like a conqueror yeah because that's what he comes from percent like is lori warrior that do to play store what's that dudes name chris how
worth is home with dad that suit listen that that is a process he's got em specimen or aqua man what is this jamie body comparison of the rock to the mountain who is the mountain mounts behind them so hundred fifty pounds on all my job or into the the mountain from game of thrones oh sorry holy put that again look how much bigger areas that's like that's significant anneke at like six seven inches t so big a guy so how big how tall is he sixty nine or someshit sixty nine dude that is so crazy away more than both of them that's not true oh well now the mountain weighs like three hundred and ninety
does me three hundred and eighty six three eighty six he's six foot nine six hundred three hundred nine eighty six pounds like to put that in perspective former world boxing champion boxing champion name the crazy gypsy dude i'm sorry no the guy he he's the last guy to beat vladimir klitschko goddammit how might not remember his name tyson fury right yes that's it sorry tyson the guy's a beast tyson fury he's six foot nine and he weighs two hundred and fifty damn and he's a world boxing champion he gave up the title he was going through some struggles some health struggles some mental health yeah and gained a shitload of weight and then let me got real fat and then
got all the way down to like a super healthy weight again and i don't know if he's box since i feel like he has shit find out if he's box since when's the last time he boxed but he's going to box soon i know and he looks easy in phenomenal shape so when was the last time he fought does the wika pedia say i feel like the last time he fought is when he outpointed vladimir klitschko and then afterwards he had a real struggle maybe just all the sudden became the champ is freaking out and maybe partying too much or something
engine the fight just recently right okay so literally last month yeah and who he beat suffer severely did you beat him by decision which doesn't say our tv where is it the decision r t d round four what does it mean referee something date of no because it's td tactical decision maybe it's someone got head butted and they got cut what happened so find out what happened in that fight so you just google the fight will figure out what happened anyway if you go to his instagram page he's jacked now like shredded six pack bang bang bang looks great but you gotta think he's two hundred and fifty that big mother who who's the same height as him is one hundred and forty pounds
using him saying that is that is fucking insane that's so big one hundred and forty steaks just take one hundred and forty t bones just all over that dudes but just sure that used to be everything will be doing before acting doorman somewhere smashing peoples randomly i don't know man i don't know what your man anywhere man he's world strongest man that was one of those guys who does those world strongman competitions too little to the falcons to but the handles on the logs that and you look fat to another set again tired after the fourth
quit retire so he retired on his stool noma so he said no mas sound like it was an interesting event yeah problems getting piston to fight the stand while the crowd getting pissed 'cause the fight got stopped 'cause it dude quit tyson fury's beast he's a really good boxer but he came up to way over three hundred pounds got real fat and then lost it all got down to two hundred and fifty nice smiling and laughing on his instagram's like you it out like a like that like when someone goes the dark lands then comes back the game is a big old god marker local thalia's do six nine and he can boxes off he's very slick look deceptively slick you know he's traveler he's like one of them bad as gypsy dudes like there's a quite a few of those in boxing right now is there you know tough people and he can perform
pressure to like he he gets loose his ass huge man he's so big dude can you box he can box his ass off man i just so why this guy so they're just standing in front of each other like they're affecting around like two rounds almost and then he landed some blows and i don't go to bed here and see what happens let's see what happens at the end because if the guy just quit and there was no there was no point where he was hurt then it's disgraceful the first most of so he's beat him up here yeah what tyson fury so ligia he's amount he's a legit world championship caliber boxer a measly doc he be vladimir klitschko in his prime mean at the end of his reign but it was still in his prime because next fight against anthony joshua was fantastic klitschko go which would down had joshua deep in deep trouble then joshua came back and stopped him joshua not team down first then he knocked joshua done second so it was like anthony joshua was clearly if not the best at least
between him and deontay wilder right now until they fight the the best most dangerous have weight of our era and klitschko almost beat him almost knocked him out so when tyson fury beat him before that he was beating a prime time could go he just i'll box man so the do just quit woozy get was getting beat up our talking too much go little bit more this is the end of the round this is all the highlights i mean they probably should move yeah he he was getting hurt he was getting hurt for sure he like right there you got hurt but it but you got you got to you know try to figure out a way to to mitigate this you know you got to figure out when i mean he's going back to his his corner he's not wobbling you're supposed to be trying to figure out a way to get past that dude and if you can't figure out a way to get past that dude why did you take the fight video stop but i guess i guess you probably
thought he could beat that guy before he got in with him and then while you're in the middle of it you know what happens who that happens to lomachenko lomachenko god just quit guys quit on the corner world class guys there on the corner and they just go the fuck this i'm not going back out there it's like one of his more recent fights against a really high level guy lomachenko so good he boxes guys not so convinced it like look i'm going out like this guy keeps teeing up for me i'm not making it a little cutting it short right here and they'll do it with like a straight face so enough of this but that's 'cause he's so much better like what you're seeing with tyson fury there that guy was definitely getting beat up and maybe he definitely needed to stop that fight but the way he's getting beat up is not like the same way lomachenko does like when lomachenko does it looks like the end is near sun you better get off this fucking train we're going right into a brick wall it in their mind that in it when you just give up who knows man i mean we didn't watch the actual file he might have ties
if you are most likely i think probably him with some big shots and you know looking at it from an outside perspective but he knows he's in big big trouble it's a smart move and people get they when they get angry when someone who's a the warrior steps out of a fight but i can remember when nigel benn fought gerald mcclellan it was a big big fight at the time 'cause they were both just knockout artists and crazy wild foods with ferocious punching power and cheryl mcclelland cut a shit ton of weight really way too much weight and he was a really big light the and when he went in there and fought gerald mcclellan or when he fought another dan rather they had a clash of heads and it was a crazy like nonstop for
it's round action where germ calling hope hurt nigel benn see do you find that german clough gerald mcclellan hurt nigel been knocked him to the ropes and looks like the fight was over and nigel pain comes back he gets back up and they're going at it and there's a crazy head but in there too and during the head but i mean this throne bombs back and forth but german plow and takes a knee shortly afterwards and then goes to the corner and stops and the the people that are watching i remember saying like why is he doing now like why would you stop a fight like you know i did doesn't make any sense and then boom he he's and then they take him to the hospital and this is it on this is what is around ten right before i think i saw is right before the the head but so during the first round i see i thought it was a shorter fight the during the first round they had
lighted and joel mcclellan hit him with some big shots and it looked like the fight was over i'm pretty sure that was the first round but when when happened happened oh look at that right hand by nigel patio that's ferocious oh do see i totally remember this wrong i remember it clash of heads look at that either man damn i one hundred percent remember this wrong so it 'cause he got up and he's in trouble an agile sent them again so i don't remember him see that's interesting how that works man you haven't seen a fight in twenty years and you have this stupid memes of it in your head all that number cut him with so i think this is the of the fight so i think he was a greeley struggling at this point i think he waited out his whole count
he waited household count on his knee and i think some people are critical of that of a time this is crazy man so anyway after this fight gerald mcclellan had severe brain bleeding and was taken to the hospital and he's never been the same since damn man nigel benn was a beast man they were both beasts jerry mcclellan was a knockout artist at the time man see if you google general mcclellan ko highlights the thought was that it was going to be one day gerald mcclellan versus roy jones jr that they were going to have a super fight that was like a a big like one of them pacquiao mayweather type fights for that error while mega hit hard man i'm really getting hard getting hit in the face like that why do i remember him getting head maybe i'm just complete
delusion or maybe that was somewhere in that mix but certainly it was the big bombs from mcclellan that dropped him in the first round in the big bombs from nigel benn i want to see the first route to because i from i remember it was a crazy comeback because nigel benn was really hurt and that first round but just showed insane heart and figured out how to keep going where a lot of people like this fight is over this one is over you see in those highlight reels he was a knock on our man but now he's he's in real real real real bad shape he's in a wheelchair heat from that fight he he went blind he he had severe bleeding on his brain and it never really recovered he could have died in the ring he
absolutely could have died so here's the first route look at this first round insane thing to look at this nigel benn falls through the ropes go go back a little bit go back a little bit so you can see how fucking insane this go so the beginning of it you see how insane this combination is i mean mcclellan came out guns blazing and hit him with some serious bombs man look at this he hit him with a couple good shot there good right hand a good lead left hook the body so this is the beginning of the fight you think oh my god this fight is fucking over look at that left hook left hook to the body boom boom macleod was draw your look at this and this is when he's blasted him through the ropes hilo holyshit this fight is over nigel benn comes back from this to win like ten rounds later which is insane insane look at is hurt it's kind of wobbly but german glow in just couldn't keep this up nigel benn survive
and came back those are like mad intangibles in a fight that's why the best description of fights is always the theater of the unknown because you really never know what the fuck is going to happen when you get these two world class knuckle slingers throwin hey haymakers at each other like this look at mcclellan oh nigel benn come back with the right any clinches now mcglone trying to get a little tired we do have knees or given up on mcallen yeah i mean he's got to think what kind of out please put he's trying to win this fight and chill sun and told me something once that's an old boxing saying something along the lines of if you try to stop a fight in win knockout but fail you almost always lose by decision 'cause you just blow yourself it's so bad obviously that's not totally the case because some people have crazy endurance and they
try to win a fight by knockout and then recover around later but did the amount of output that they do you do when you're throwing everything full blast like mcclelland in that first round is insane it's like sprinting how many punches he threw that first round he threw i but here's the most important thing is throwing a lot of them at full power that's why it's so difficult to maintain well most people don't realize why is that most of the time we see boxers boxing there throwing punches fast but they're being loose and fluid and when they heard a fighter when they expend the most energy because then they're digging in and after glass and the winding up they don't normally do that so the amount of energy that it takes to wind up and throw your hips your fucking asses into it and all you're waiting to explode at the end that's much more than to be just a technical boxer so when they're throwing technical punches and then
fast they're they're not exerting the same amount of energy see when when you try to knock somebody out like a clone clearly was this first round you are running up hill with a weight sack on his back you can only do it for so long so as we go into the second round like look you see is already really tired so it was as much out there it was as much his weight cut as it was his strategy to try to win the first round as it was nigel benn's ability to absorb punishment and come back strong 'cause band is looking fantastic here in the second round look at him but it was a big wake up call to a lot of boxers that if we engage in wild brawls even when you were one of the elite of the elite like gerald mcclellan was at the time you could still get you no brain bleeding and be fuckedup and a lot of people attribute that to that weight cut 'cause he had it he dehydrate himself quite a bit back then he did his game plan for his culture was get this guy out in the first round it could be
but it could be that he heard him and he figured he could get him out in the first round you know i mean mcclellan was a killer that was his thing if he if he hurt you he was coming after you so what's that had fourteen straight knockout ten were in the first round yeah ok that's the general mcclellan did so when it didn't work out it's a guy like nigel benn nigel benn figured out how to maintain his enerji better in that fight that's uh you know that's a dangerous strategy empty all your bullets out in the first round he was just a defense for the first three relevant huh but meanwhile like the that's what was his success formula up until then you know i mean i was what was working you don't know doesn't work until don't work anymore forty nine not call that way yeah i mean do you remember when we used to think that nobody could be tyson yeah member we were a little well we're young we thought i think it was like when did he lose
eighty six did losing like one thousand nine hundred and eighty six douglas yeah what year was that google that he he get it what it was i was definitely doing comedy at the time then i definitely saw it with my friend ran after the fact 11th nineteen ninety one thousand nine hundred and ninety damn so from that point on we knew he could lose before that every tyson fight like man i'm not gonna bother watching why do people don't even want to fight that guy they just getting killed what were the odds of him winning like four thousand and forty two according to the want somebody got paid somebody i paid some crazy number i think it was forty two i think one of the highest underdogs ever that one forty two any one by knockout buster douglas was fantastic back then man he fought him a while buster douglas is a crazy example of a guy who always had a tremendous amount of talent he was always regard
it is like people that were in the know in boxing you know heard them talk about him and they would always talk about how mood he was in training and when he's at his best he's a a literally like a world champion fighter but he never told we put it together and far as far as as did the plan in training camp but then his mom died and he decided he was going to fuck mike tyson up for his another trained really really hard so it was a perfect storm of mike tyson being king of the world you know he's just fucking everybody up doesn't even i guess to train anymore he's anymore just just being here being in the world heavyweight champion that's what that's what they're like the reason why they become that guy in the first place 'cause they have this ability to indulge in excess and crazy buying tigers and lamborghinis and shit and all on the way buster douglas for that fight trained like a demon and still almost lossed still almost lost that's how good tyson was when
tyson was in his prime as a knockout artist he was so lethal that even though buster douglas in him fought in bus doug's events someone up knocking him out he knocked him out after mike tyson knocked buster douglas down in adam hurt and don king after the fight even protested and said that that the count was more than ten and that when the buster douglas was down the referee gave him an extra couple seconds to recover that he should have had a member that was like a big protest after the fight but even then i mean we even with shitty training you know bit not take this guy seriously at all even then mike tyson still knock buster drugs down and almost knocked him out with one punch will run the not come out wasn't that is thought the longest the longest tyson fight ever had right
now he's had decisions he had decisions he i think he had decision against bonecrusher smith video here as both both knockdowns simultaneous so you can see like the different ten counts i guess ok let's see it boom he clipped him an uppercut right there's three hundred and forty eight season three on the left he's like i'm just five or six on the right so that's so different oh that's so different he was counting in roman numbers yeah and that was the end of the round was the
into the round so buster gotta break so look that that's just how it go go go to the very beginning again please go to the very beginning again so i can see the punch here it is yeah boom look at that uppercut that's a beautiful uppercut tyson nail them with two hundred and twenty three million four hundred and fifty six thousand seven hundred and eighty nine ten you're out you're out buster cluster there now he's out he's out do that against that seems like he's out right doesn't it let's try again ready boom he goes down one hundred and twenty three million four hundred and fifty six thousand seven hundred and eighty nine ten he's out someone distracted him on number eight yeah does that stop the
is that how it works along with a longer path that split second when you turn the running away yeah seventy eight on mike tyson here is fifty six thousand seven hundred and eighty nine ten yeah that guy is way quicker is that the same guy yeah that's ridiculous did you suck accounting guns bad as well the one doing the end plans that's a crazy hard job man you're in the middle of the moment you know there's all this how type going on and pay the least suck out yeah but it's the same guy because it's the same fight so how how does the same guy count real slow for buster douglas and way faster for mike tyson scription of the video says this clearly demonstrates that he gave him both the exact same amount of time
really so let's try that again let's try that again let's count for tyson will count for tyson first ready tyson goes down boom what a combination bugs and two hundred and thirty four million four hundred and fifty six thousand seven hundred and eighty nine ten eleven twelve one thousand three hundred and fourteen got knocked on around around fifty on the on the clock on the screen you can see it and how many seconds was it he put them up at three thousand eight hundred and twenty knox home right there one ok it's like thirteen seconds yeah four hundred and fifty six thousand seven hundred and eighty nine they're both out
they're both out this is he the dead the counting is definitely slower on buster douglas with their definitely both out but either way if you said seven i bet butts but instead of four if you spend the count up by a second you don't think buster douglas could have gotten up quicker i bet he could have i mean he was waiting for the guy to hit eight so he ends up right which what you do you take as much time as you especially if you got legitimately hurt like that you're supposed to do that so the fifth the questions like would have been able to if the guide counted a little quicker and you know eight came were seven was or six was would have been able to i think he probably would have the question is would have tyson have been able to get to him with one punch before the bell there might have knocked him out yeah you know ok fight you get him back up again and it's three extra it's it ice storms forward and connect with them but i think it's to head shots with a face so do
crazy shot sizzling irish here watch the flight love is in the official counters the fcs account this guy that's the finger bro he was amos is nicknamed the finger really he counts way faster watch what's what's the finger one two three four five and that's one six pm but seven eight nine ten yeah by the fingers count that dudes out there both out cold i'm going with the finger forever captain white glove michael jackson the county michael jackson as we go with mike magician yeah man died so that was the insane fight though because you couldn't believe mike tyson could lose even when i watched it i remember i heard about it first and then i watched it and they still remember thinking i can't believe what i'm watching he's going to get up he's going to knock this dude out for sure believe you lost it was it's over then you couldn't believe that he could lose who that's people don't understand
there's never been someone that was as dominant for a scary moment in like boxing history than mike tyson because even though you knew roy jones going to fuck up whoever he fought the way he's going to fuck off you did them out with one punch it wasn't going to be this horrific storming by disturbed lawyer just common after your soul roy jones at box your face off hit you would lead the lead left hooks straight right hands that are way faster than anything you can duck he would fuck people up he thought people up with uh style and movement and speed whereas tyson still waiting you like mugging at the same time and it's like all anger so far the hood in you and he was solid like sledgehammer two hundred and twenty pounds but moved like one hundred and sixty pound guy which you couldn't believe it at the time and never been a heavyweight like him before there was heavy weights that
it moved amazing like ali ali had the most amazing footwork of anybody just smooth and flowing and change what the game was in front of people the be dope this is a crazy video valley that someone had on their instagram page one of those boxing pages where he's fighting someone in the guy throws two hundred and thirty four punches in a row and all these hands down i just barely moving his head away with each punch just like pitch you can't hit maine he just had a do is uh magic about what he was doing that you would like how was a heavyweight moving like that as jab to tyson was a totally different kind of strategy you know those those strategies will be argued to the end of time like what would have happened if mike tyson had a thought muhammad ali both in their primes what would happen man what happened it would've been fucking crazy i'll tell you that if we had mike tyson in his very best before she went completely crazy started giving out rolls royces
cops and walking around as tiger in his underwear before all that stuff over the before sure before biting ears nearest thing was when you know a vander was you know when a vander beat him in that first fight no one could believe it no one could believe it even though it i said last to buster douglas everybody assumed that tyson lost because he hadn't been training and he really hadn't been been focused and then you went to jail came out of jail and he looked jacked member yeah more jacked his ridiculous six back remember that shed the two interphase son now he got a tattoo on his face afterwards right yeah after jail i think it's a tattoo on his face in jail right i don't think so i think he had mild tattooed on his arm what is the say here mike tyson opens up all that was when he got arrested by that joseph though joe our pile guy i had to do time in that arizona he was living
arizona for awhile and had to do that joe our pile when they make you wear pink yeah can cuffs on them do mike tyson though when he was in his prime but that was when he just got out of jail that was the mike tyson fresh outta jail like just chat does ninety five first fight after release that was against some unfortunate white fella that looks like he would be a was his name peanut neely yes peter mcneally tough guy just wasn't the video of him the fight is hilarious you go watch it now no hilarious he was like a guy who'd be carrying the money back guy that you would say bring them to peter and peter would break your face thank you owe money fuck boom he was the member him give me some volume jim gray looking young and dapper just a moment before you go out into the ring
i thought it over your joining thus far my grandfather's my grandmother's my father my mother my three brothers last but not least snobby left hand for snobby but not least yeah field massachusetts in the house that is but there's a guy from medfield that that is if you ever been to medfield massachusetts no disrespect that makes sense but looking over fears in the house torture that's hilarious
law tough yeah lower lower big one metal hardcore mickey ward came from lowell i want to me and my friend jimmy las we saw mickey ward box somebody some famous dude feel like he box some old some old time too damn it jimmy just told me about this recently too and i forgot what it was but we were both like couldn't have been more than like nineteen something like that went to see mickey or box was crazy man going to see live boxing so weird because there's no commentary i got only seen it at home yeah give us here well live boxing match yes it's weird it's oddly quiet you know what is the same greg young that we fought in ninety five eighty five oh yeah that makes sense that's probably exactly it that means i was eighteen yeah
yep yeah lawrence massachusetts he fought i guess it was this guy greg young what i think it was an older guy a couple more here i guess and bought last year okay i refuse yeah i don't remember any of those names unfortunately i erased all that edwin correct hold on wendy fought anyone correct go back up that was in atlantic city edmond correct is like a old old school tough dude yeah he lost to correct correct was a beast q ward man those fights with a gotti those are some of the all time most exciting and barbaric boxing matches ever when two dudes are just that close to each other like that
skill wise like when they go out i just back and forth and back and forth and nobody quits those fights were insane man my dad and he said he loved box in his toys go bar scene to watch mexican boxing at the forum has to baby every tuesday night these to be these crazy i'm mexican boxer but there were off for the way light weight does a guy name a real band only about a he was lightweight filipino whatever yeah vicious left hook and those that came with cuban guy who will also mom um napoles madaki annapolis montique or less than normal quiver river that mexico he thought he bought him out box him up he man talked him out with his way to men yeah my friend does boxing now at the better the he does a boxy now and for golden boy she yeah yeah they're bothering to bus trip
my friend announces the fights hello but they have on their boxing every once in awhile downtown la he regular hotel at a club and they have a young boxers is ringside young coming boxers no man yeah that's the that's crazy gig so is he travel around with that too is he going to all these interviews with local he does the local ones like he does local ones like it when they fight over there and stand up for spring casino or more wrong go those type of fights who's a good time right now for boxing a merry very exciting match ups a lot of people kanaloa triple g who i can't wait for that rematch me to read i'm i'm performing in them the day before of the israeli where i'm going to be at the hard rock cafe the day before the fight hello friday locked get there early people road trip
this road trip i'll meet you at the way in that is going to be an intense fight man that first fight was intense i thought triple g1 i just hold it up there between now and the fighter the like dog injures you don't get injured please don't get injured nobody get injured nobody test positive nobody nobody had no wall heroes down nobody drive crazy don't do anything stupid jesus christ you deal with you going to be there right on time crushers what day is that november or november third i like watching sit at home and i go there too many humans you know everyone's camden i have to do that so many times for the ufc you know when i'm not working the ufc i i like to be home watch if you watch it with your friends or loan children's hands in a bowl sometimes i just want to watch about myself but a lot at times the only time i'm watching fights by myself it's ufc fight i'm not come to me is because we don't have a fight companion you know like if we're doing we do these fight companions like if we're home like accounts home and schaub at eddie
the home while ufc is on the road somewhere will watch it in here and will play it and will talk shit while fights going on that's not fun and the most fun thing of all time of bravo's always busting out some riddick yes conspiracies and crazy ju jitsu talk michael is that we might start to talk about music for an entire fight and not even pay attention to the fight it's a it's a fun gig bad it's like we're such good with friends we've known each other for so long that when we get to eddie bravo he's the one that put on shamrock in the whole right no play see yeah i'm sorry i'm not right now i'm wearing his dad yeah respect helio gracie if it wasn't for this dude man is one of the most important people in the history of martial arts right here this gentleman they know that that's a it crazy contributing family to the history of martial arts for the number one family in the the history of jiu jitsu mean by far and you
the number one family in the history of all martial arts mean that's a debate that people will have to the end of time but that is a it's pretty strong candidate for the number one most influential family in the history of martial arts wow i want how to get started with that i'll get you started to tell me want to go you tell me when you tell me where i'll hook it up you will figure out where you will see george training about where you live on the show 'cause people should i see joy training every once in awhile road shelby chains like a mother fucker dude joey is all the time three four days a week the blue bell rang up the up to come up with a box of the legit and he is you have to realize jody he gets on top of you you're not getting up ok except that he strongman joeys now just heavy he's a strong guy it has man like bucket back at you admits he's a gorilla he's a big old gorilla when i met joey
till was only like two hundred and twenty pounds he was like a football player there's a old school photo of him i met him in like the summer in the late 90s he he was like built just like out like an enforcer like a big brutus guy you know he wasn't i didn't get that fat at all but when he got that fat was also when he got that funny it's crazy like he just didn't give a fuck anymore with anything with food with i think partying became just a monster console for their removal the first time i saw him at the laugh factory it will be late 90s big dude cuban who vanneau and he had this crazy we gotta get him to revise joey karate for sure a focal my for sure my all time favorite character he had this is the head of him remember dumpster
riley those the best today understand me here for the ufc minute well the people saying that a medical marijuana reports well people seem in the watcher points but nobody really knows i'm trained file assassin cuban black belt i lost my rank on the fucking boat ride i lost my right jumbled in china but china hong kong bolivia that's why i train with fucking savages not these little fucking guys thank you you didn't give you the lock for ufc and it's all about sucking brazil this week i understand me my and fix people up this weekend in the senate he went through his lab he went through far
well as far as british he's going to they took on a sidekick and sam arrived also blown glass is that simple anderson silva this traditional that's it baby don't forget you will see that's me next week with all my other things in the family next we will cover stretching and flying to the floor thank you for imperfect music to whoever did the music it that's a lot of weight from
now from then to now hello yeah i'm and a lot of weight he's us is he a spokesperson for weight watchers is that's what he's doing but i think he is i think he's doing something for weight watchers chili yeah yeah joe is he likes weight watchers that's how he lost all his weight when he lost the first time and then he's losing it this time he's using it that way too he said they're catching up man they got good science behind their food but even they do they say you could have as many eggs as you want could have eggs exam bad for you bro choice so funny memory when he had this one bit about he said so i want to do a show in tijuana and the hotel room had a bad you put a quarter in in finger comes out put it in a fingering chart so it goes in your ass i went there last week let's do a show two years ago the whole play the rundown down and the machine is broken gonna put your own finger
another thing is it has now twenty here's a thought in nineteen ninety six late ninety five i i thought it at the natural pudge cafe and on melrose no on yeah melrose you won last comic standing right i want left comma standing how many people want that how many many different seasons i want to see them seven at the end are in ten now you know put in jail when i won my sons mom file for child support the next day and she just took half she became the last baby mama standing straight up dog the beach and she i had i had kids would not known when i was in high school and their penal charles reported well i could see her point we broke even you know yeah you definitely get some money though right yeah
you know it's crazy when were alaska standing they do like a background check of everybody yeah and i notice would like some people were like to slowly disappearing you know from the last comic standing background check background check criminal a criminal some people some people were taken out of the photo like they were put in positions that you want to the of my brother he committed a lot of crimes and he i didn't know it then he stole my identity oh no nbc we investigate a collision with a man i see a lot of two files on your own to open cases on you one of one meat for ag positions of crack cocaine possession of sale faded little core this is your brother is also gay knows another brother would not gay though he left criminal he's the one that came up
what want would look you've come out of prison and worse that one so okay my brother he like the ultimate criminal he's not on facebook you know all social media accounts i have many where there's no photo of it anywhere so i had to track down his daughter on facebook as a manager for a picture of you and your dad so where as you send me the photo of my brother and then they do the comparisons of me and him and they let me go that's hilarious that is lyrics they have photos of him like committing crimes like curity camera for their photo here in court when he got arrested clearview of philippe esparza brother both male birth certificate he know my birthday and he knows my name so you know what a hassle
t that dealership brought my other brother the gay one so rude while your own brother out and go back to ship my mother brother the gay one he got pulled over for a traffic violation as he leaves your name to my with my brother used his name and my brother was on leave they put him in a prison in in arizona for illegal immigrants also your brother use both of your name yes oh my god my brother my brother and that is the way to prison in arizona no crime he didn't commit oh no luckily for him when he was locked up a guy that with me and rehab knew me and he my brother and him were friends and he had my brothers back in prison little few days right could you imagine going to jail because your brother is a piece of shit use your name to commit crimes how fucking mad you would be
so my identity in there in prison knowing that this mother fucka risk your freedom just so that he could get out he's like fokam flat can't you don't call me anymore i mean you just fucking so security number i know his name i know your birthdate i know how how how how how tall he is that's so crazy what a psycho damn man you can't pick your family problem real problem for some food right you can't pick your family men like anybody thinks that there's a hey you suck you get what you deserve in this world bulshit little babies are born in a fuckd up families you know sometimes your brother is a piece of shit he's a piece of ship before you're even born you even know you're born later and he's just to dominate you and being a fucking asshole to you and you're like what you know that's what happened with gang is con
gangus khan became gangus khan like later in his life but when he was younger he killed his brother 'cause his brother was stealing fish they would go fishing his brother would take his fish was like oh for real so he got together with his other brother and they fuckin' ambushed their older brother and killed him with a bow and arrow killed his brother what did dad say mom is really pist luck shouldn't let dad still he shouldn't let my brother steal my fish fuqing lock key parent you know latch key what is it imagine a man telling your brother the bone marrow life is cheap back then or choking to death if jesus christ or choking him to death because the mob or whatever you're associated with your brother got to go so you don't know your brother is now my brother probably somewhere running around in mexico living in tj do you want so yeah does he ever
back no no no he's living over there he he works at some pick apart area over there pick apart it is a pick apart you go you go there for your oh it's a student stolen car part no it's a legal you go in there until my brother i'm looking for a for a door for a seventy nine toyota in my brother go you gotta go over there junkyard junkyard yeah yeah man i know dude who built cars they would they would go to junk yards like i gotta get this vendor i gotta get a good fan of her seventy chevelle go and look and it's kind of fun you know if i had one hundred lives one of the things i would do is build cars i think that would be the coolest in the world you know i envy the funk out of people have done that or have the time yeah that's the thing is time but people who have learned how to do it and get a frame and figure out how to get the frame all sam blasted powder coated and then you know figure out how to
the suspension on and fenders and like to do really take a car apart an restore it and restore it and have it look beautiful and then drive around in it you see those guys that do oh wow that's a admirable quality there's like that's like something very few men never do but every man admires a man could do it like oh me and my rather we were stored this one thousand nine hundred and sixty nine camaro remember i read that matt hughes did that who's who's was also at the time ufc welterweight world champion also stored classic cars that's a man that's a fucking man like you take it you could rebuild a car oregon check cake and they get it to them you do that that's a that's a manly active
they brought it back to life that's one of the most manly things you can do rebuild a car guys who work on their own cars that's a rare breed son my dad always worked on his car may never went to mechanic yeah he what the he be out there like changing the spark plugs out of the seventy three impala by himself in the rain to changing them the edge he we ought to the parking lot man lay all over like rich in his own stuff to take the motor out of the car and put a new motor in and put it on there and different kind of man and i'm not i like in my dad never liked you like my most dad would invite you a flipper we out yeah my dad there one help help the first time help you know what toy
you just put it in the wrong range hassle judgmental daddy thing is to like they they get locked into that they don't want you distracting them that's the way they are escaping escaping by working on this car wrenching things down changing carburetors and shin those guys you could do that that suspect type of guy there's like this a special mechanic man is like you know i mean you know a guy could do it yeah 'cause when you invite those guys to get together yeah they always look dirty like even if even if you bring your invite your cool mechanic for the neighborhood to a party and you wearing a tux he be like damn there goes john he still looks dirty always got crazy fingernail dirt yeah i'm reading about greece under the fingernails just never comes out you don't recognize him standing up here's a question cooter
how many people get sick from working in gas stations i would think that like working in a gas station all those fumes like that she going to be terrible for fumes and then all the grease and oil and brief mention of being gross stuff actual words were guys are always smashing their fingers and lose and tips attain rhythm fact ma'am they would all know the kid these to be the guy that used to fix you know that always a guy in the neighborhood i don't have a fix everybody's car right right right and it was this guy named eli and his document there are big families and they were like nine or ten people in their family but this guy will fix your car but he also likes to party like is took polly party elect like like play style but volkswagen genius you know how to fix bugs mad bugs where his thing but he also has a mean
this is my friend junie he was getting his bugs take from here to rag top was the oval bag or beautiful bug this guy elaman smoke pcp oh no is holly holm a whole him holding the wrenches and staring at the bug for like three hours straight not doing while volkswagen the different kind of karma like a bug he drove a bug that's different kind of human could be a bug i don't know how to fix the bug yeah my friend jimmy that same friend that i went out to the boxing match to see mickey ward fight he also had a bug hit a blue bug wizard most ridiculous car remember being in it like we were laughing how silly it was because it was so love cars right a of course number i remember you and eddie griffin the same car and sex is with that to your lien here's with crude maybe will come in there man at the fuckin' like the clean
he said like harvey keitel you know one of them if you give me one of those what i say that because it will in fact no it wasn't the fastest car to look cool well it it here's the thing about those car man they were really well balanced like it was a good amount power for the size of it was a very light car we're going to say like the acura nsx wasn't even three thousand but that was it i had a over one this summer ferrari somebody bought mine you know right right no had to silver when the wolf silver one in like the late 90s and a silver one in the early two thousands that's my that's right there that was my car that's it right there so somebody owns it somebody bought it because i think i traded and then when i got something else but it was a joe rogan thanks for money to per
that the guys got it that's my car to this day that was one of my all time favorite car is definitely not the fastest car ever drove but it wasn't about being fast it was about like the the experience of driving it was more real tactile it's of very light car and it's a mid engine car seats were low right bucket seats and it's a japanese car it's a honda so you know it's never going to break i never had a problem with those like i had two of 'em i had one i had it for like three years and i traded it in then i got this other one later but in between i had a portia and that ship broke down
constantly i had a nine thousand and nineteen or nine hundred and ninety six turbo which is like two thousand and two that ship broke it just kept breaking man all kinds of crazy she like the shift linkage blue two separate times where i would go to shift gears and it just disengaged and was just floating around on two separate occasions that happen where i couldn't shift gears and i was stuck one time luckily it happened while i was driving down the road so i was driving down the road and it popped loose and i was in second gear i said ok i'm going to swine this bitch out and get to the porsche dealership so i kept in second gear just drove around and second here through the street
slade near ventura while ridiculous there just weren't they weren't durable general fathom that porsche that's the new one so i no i wasn't i wasn't really in a driving fast what i'm what i like is a car the corners really well you know i like a car like that just it it has a connection to the road to look at that thing that's the new nsx that looks preposterous that's a preposterous looking vehicle late night writer yeah the only problem i have with this car is the problem i have with all these cars they won't let you use a manual transmission they don't sell with a manual transmission the problem with that is and we're not racing like i want want to feel good like if it feels people need to remember how much better it feels to drive a manual transmission everybody wants to not learn and since a lot people don't know never learn that's the problem
i want to stall out and look like a tassel that's too much work once you learn how to drive you still stall out i still occasionally but the fun that you have with a car like that with a manual transmission is so different so you're engaged to shift first gear yeah man this second gear there's something cool about that and for whatever reason people are forgetting that is a totally different experience when you drive a car that has a manual transmission versus a car it's not a matter if you have more control right yeah well not really honestly you're you're better off with the automatic if you want to be totally honest the automatic is gonna go faster it's going to have the better choice of gear selection you are it's going to like like a lot of times and he's race car drivers to take like an automatic porsche i like in one of the new ones it take it on track they don't even take it take it out on automatic they don't shift the gears themselves if it's a double clutch gearbox they put it in drive and they just go because things are so good at picking the right gear why fuck around so it's better that way really
better you have more control of the car that way but that's not necessarily what makes it the most fun and what makes the most fun is you're engaged in the car shifting the gears but also smooth car yeah quiet yeah yeah yeah you could learn how to drive a stick it's not hard i did it one time with guy taught me in rehab other hard drive a stick shift so yeah we're going downhill though oh well that's ridiculous
first it was the worst the top of la cienega get to topple lawsonia right we need the sunset it's like a super steep hill you gotta have an e brake and the new ones they don't hav e breaks the new ones have a bulshit buttony break so you'd have a handle that you can just lift up and lift down those nonsense fix that like that's the whole deal if you're stuck in outlook san francisco street oh my god and is a red light and you gotta go forward in a in a stick shift that shift is a heart attack inducing more afraid of rolling back on that corner of course yeah you have to have a mercy break it's hard to do when you're a young kid and you're learning how to drive one and you want crazy steep hill at the top of the hill is the stoplight like oh no that's designed for automatic cars if you have a stick shift that's a fucking pain in the asses man i'll be i can't even read a motorcycle motorcycle style to write same way yeah so most
guys probably be able to transition to a stick pretty easy pretty simple being a neutral yeah i don't i never wrote a motorcycle it took some classes for a little bit but then while taking classes a couple people i knew wiped out pretty bad i was like fuck this this is too dangerous i see a roller mini by one time and was the in san jose this comedian named butch he let me write it many by school not someone without too much power is cool so when you get into these like higher busa's you know you could just go buy something that goes like zero to sixty in a second but the is that we just sell that to somebody you all have to do is get a license to get a license
and then go buy the most insane two wheeled vehicle of what the world could have ever make you could even imagine someplace existing a hundred years ago a hundred years ago if you went back to two one nineteen eighteen and somebody got a high a busa and brought it to you he black what the falk is this what is this the a yeah this is this is he makes sense people try it and go flying off of it they would do lehzen fall on top of them they'd be like what in the fuck is this what are you doing with this thing and then someone could show it someone knows how to ride some real more several race car driver guy an evil not like one of those guys it does is i'll of with that i irish is it isle of man is that irish crazy race they do with these people are
going so in saying the fast and looks at the going through the woods and actually this saturn is isle of man yeah what is your car there in front is the car for the cars driving some of the guys wiped out right there son what are these people that are driving when it's not the race this might just be a normal time there might be doing their own race or some yeah yeah maybe so that i ok this is the actual race this is the isle of man race i don't think they allow cars on the road while they have the race but do these guys go fast fast as shit it's crazy they take hills and they're flying the air when they hit the hills like look at that falk bro what is this fast is going one hundred and seventy one miles an hour right there yup and people to the left and to the right
you know that is so insane bikes are so insane and the fact that do you know this is a fairly new thing in human history i mean this is new this is within the last hundred years we had anything that you could do that with and this speed that they could do it with now it's just fucking crazy man like your your moment i have to make a decision like if something jumps out in front of you how much time do you have that would be a of the way for the jet pack because but people are fucking stupid tell me some wouldn't want to just go i'm going to run when he comes by as soon as i see him i'm going to run and i'm going to get out of the way and then he tries to correct for you and wipes out right there yeah love
yeah it's like he was doing a wheelie before he could even get off god this is that you have to be so tuned in like i don't think we could even imagine how height and your senses have to be to be able to on top of this with his cars to the left and right and to be that alert man treason ship there's trees everywhere these guys are animals look at him fly over the top like that fuck that is so bananas that is which means there's a video in real time with them all going over this hill it's like that like zoom you really get a sense of it right there when you when you're riding in the pov their pov you get a little bit of a sense of it but you really get a sense of it when you watch them pass by stationary cameras what else these guys i mean my cousin sort of like this i know there's like crazy people that pilots fighter pilots guys that go there
ask taken fools brown and again this is just like what we're talking about with those strong men dudes these are people that are there hard wired to do extra incredibly dangerous things i guarantee you the same people that are hard wired to do these kind of dangerous risky things they would be like special forces operators would be navy seals they would be you they would be people that are mercenary yeah they can do things that other people probably don't have the nerves for and their thrill seekers like but then we take a thrill seeker that maybe would have joined the military and put him on a bike or put it in mma cage or put him in you know a boxing ring and you get that same type of person like that this is this people all exist because you needed those traits you need those traits order to be successful to keep your civilization alive needed strong murderous people you need to people that were crazy word afraid danger you need a risk take
you need to reward seekers you needed people who wanted to be the king if you didn't have that you weren't going to survive 'cause there's other people that had that on the other side yeah that's what's crazy is we're figuring out how to filter that shit into sports now and all sorts of other aspects of life but it's these same instincts that have been around for hundreds of thousands of years that have turned people into what they are right now fachman to trip really is it trip when you think about people just people general like what the paths that people take to become who they are right now how to be this guy on a jetpack going a hundred miles an hour how fast is he going delivering weed very very fast very fast right yeah he's flying jesus christ this is one but this is not i don't think the fastest one this one looks like a halo of jets around him but there
another guy that has one that are on his arms like like iron man this is pretty new to this was like the earlier this month yeah they're going to get it batteries get any better god would festival of speed yeah they're going to get it going to figure it out we're going to get hummingbird wings bro that's what it's going to be his have some shared website is there going to buy some cheap ones you know some from janky ones from overseas and the hummingbird wings going to break off and hit in the fucking head the people in the in delta for the knock offs okay joanne's yeah and then you would definitely be trippers that would put like glowing lights on on that would cause people to have seizures you know like for sure like you know burning man style lights all over your bird wings that would be amazing come on they'll be one of the coolest things of all time
burning man hummingbird glowing flashing light wings i'll be better yeah merry manor artist wants to cover burning man in a massive nasa engineered blanket like ten thousand square or is it three hundred square meters for what to trip balls what would happen is supposed to reflect ninety seven percent of the heat that would normally stay down there so i'm going to go another i don't know if they're going to get up it's funny that i was just reading about this they tell you to take one of those space blankets with you've you're going hiking in the woods i'll give you go on a camping trip and your you know you have like some survival stuff the survival kit one of things they say to get one of those because we build a fire and then you get under the blanket in the fire in the fire reflects off the blanket and it makes a big impact on the amount of heat it gives off
and they think like for survival purposes it's a good move to have where did i when i hear that about i think i heard that on podcast hum trying to figure out which pod it was i'll try to remember but the those little tiny blankets they don't weigh anything either so it's like a smart thing for people to carry around with do they keep you warm supposedly so you know they never seen one's warmer but they're really good apparently for reflecting heat like they can keep your body heat in you know and and pretty effective compared their size and weight tuesday we're late when the rap people rather than the late you pulled the burritos to go and now they do like this not to do it but maybe that's such a portly uses those wraps soon we'll have to full poisonous to pull it twice i think you did nbc
how do you know that's exactly we got the food poisoning to do that the last two of the last thing i ate right and then how much time did it take to an eating it and you getting food poisoning one hour one hour but i felt like i get a getting hot and then i just threw up well sure before that one hour what did you eat early on in denver did you eat anything else okay it was it was the plane eight hours before the food poisoning kicked in i don't know maybe three three the fly with five hours i know there so there would be a think most experts never talked at food poisoning expert don't want to bullshit you but i think most people say that it's more likely that it was the food that was on the plane that got you want in a plane so he didn't know that white bruce cloud nuts you might have gotten it
not sure it was food poisoning and not just like stomach flu i don't know man but it was bad for like three days i lost fourteen you know whenever people say i got food poisoning from this i always go you might have but i mean people don't know like how long it takes to get food poisoning it's a little longer chicken think it was check anything how many how many hours does it take for food poison shows that one hundred and twenty three thousand one hundred and twenty three there may be one of the server had dirty hands maybe they used to think it was longer did they used to think it was longer so i used to hear that it was like eight hours to get away for it to digest but i mean you can eat something that makes sense then probably was chipotle then but i would say if like you eat in three hours earlier and then right after she put well if they're saying one to three one is one depends what it is i supposed to let chicken right right coli or right now
that's scary people get deafened salad yeah he have run off man's run off from the animal areas animal essential now right the woman you know like a lot of times when they have these these four arms you'll get it rains and there's a lot of runoff in the runoff is carrying kausch it in pig shit and it's getting into the ground and it's getting on to plants and if they don't adequately wash these plants and you get him and you eat em raw you can definitely get sick see google dot e coli what is the cause of e coli in vegetables i'm pretty sure that's the reason i know something when you when you when i drive to like when i do show them by cellular bakersfield on the right hand side you passed by these cows yeah lake in always thought there was water but it was run off its all lake of crap to elect
whole lake full of cowshed just fill in there so dark there's a lake full of pig shit outside this one pig farm on those factory farms they were they have these warehouses filled with pigs and they flew over with a drone to get footage of it and you see this putrid disgusting body of water that's just shit and piss and minutes math dude it's massive it's like a lake that you would think do you go fishing in its right mister then we're going to put all that stuff i don't know man it's going to go into the ground they're not supposed to do that you know this this thing of figuring out how to make the most amount of money with having the least amount of concerns for the life of the is the total wrong way to look at it it's just but when you're feeding one million people and none of those people are aware of where their food comes people start making decisions based on money and profit and then you get to this point where
allows them to or we don't agree on what shouldn't and be done no we don't agree on what we should and shouldn't force in force and we get to this place we have these buildings that are filled pigs and you got a lake of piss and behind it and these things are jammed into these cages they got dead babies on the ground you like okay what's that that seems like hell like you've you've created hell so that you can make bacon like that that is that's a crazy that's a crazy way of contracting or getting your food but bacon tastes so good i know it coli's a large group backed here with multiple strains most of which are harmless and part of the normal flora of bacteria in the digestive tract harmful strains of e coli produce something called shiga toxin which can be deadly the strain under cooked ground beef it's infected people through the consumption of undercooked ground beef something so it's a it's a toxin that exists in cattle ok here it goes this time however the talks
strain of e coli has been found on romaine lettuce which likely became contaminated from nearby cattlemen or so yeah that's what it says the recent yeah yeah it's i think it's happened before that i read about it as well with the other stuff i think it was spinach i think that the issue with spinach and once again however when that window news came out on your dear that now we're watching fraser smith perform and he had a spare his joke ever it was done but it was hilarious to us he said spinach there's uh the thing of spinach in said it was a good tired of beat up popeye that's a typical frasier subject he's so silly
funny do live there buddy he's so silly very nice guy that was me yeah very very nice guy funny do does that make that kind of joke thanks for like glass so now the good time to be a pop i guys yeah home but that's not from the vegetables themselves that's the thing like that do those come diseases or from you know in their environment toxins from the nearby stuff so the the the letter was grown a group with equally in it or not out on it you got on it somehow the cattlemen nor so even washing that letters you could not take it out i think you can i think you can i think if you wash lettuce you can take it out but if you cook it you much more likely to kill it like for broccoli and stuff like that so you're much more likely to be able to kill it you know cal just stir fry kale but the crazy thing is like had that happen in the first place like it was out of
one that would have happened on a regular farm they give me just if you just had a farm that wasn't a factory farm just let the animals roam around just be themselves would that have happened is it still possible or is it only happened when you can you know contain a certain amount of anima in a certain area and then also try to grow vegetables in that same area too i mean i'm sure people got e coli back in the day i'm sure it's not a new thing that people get sick from guess they didn't clean it well enough by the way they're doing it or before refrigerators for sure they probably got it right yeah they must've got it like crazy i met people got food poisoning left and before refrigerators oh yeah middle before always had diarrhea before right now right without it you are so to all right right i should wash his hands give a catch your dog needs some in the back yard and you like well for sure it's going to be sick now meanwhile nothing
do you need a dead rat they can find a dead rat and you catch him chewing on a dead rat you like what the fuck dude i thought we were friends why you eating a dead batman that's so stupid get in the house we had nice next is a house you i know and i'm thinking man he's gonna be sick yet a rat nothing zero problems i take steak one time i left my car overnight didn't know cost me a a great lunch of it was it good in was sick for three days did you try to re the mike well yeah i i i put in a skillet to think i was working at a restaurant no that that's what we made all the time so you knew the probably had a cooking and you thought it would be fine yeah i thought it was because i thought i was in the clear i read in the seven day old kfc but it was too in a refrigerator i don't even cook it did i get you it was good no nothing young cerisy cold rocks you know my favorite kfc is kfc cold
hot sauce yeah like l yes check habanero sauce that green shelves about the deal yeah hello to you doesn't have the kind of kicked though i don't have it you can't you're right about that need more anymore it doesn't have the case to the other the other spies but not the real big cake like other like dave hot sauce maybe that's too much car fuckin' too much there's like a lot there's a line we like what are you doing what he's doing doing trucking you know you want to start like why eating that i got doritos are good though they vary
but i mean there's like a habanero so there's a level of hots how 'bout middle of the fucking hot though how many rows on fox it's hot enough sound as fuc like that you could tech oshit there's a lot of good habanero sauces lot of lot of good ones but there's something about habanero sauce on cold chicken oh god that's good i think that's your favorite terrible fried chicken no chance no no uh i don't i mean i try not to eat it unless i have too from starving and that's all it's available but most of the time i think man how are they getting these chickens these are those tortured chickens to live in those boxes yeah these chickens have bigger breasts but then you pass by chick fil a and you're like what's the line about watch the basel
and so big must be delicious oh i could taste a bun in the mayonnaise chicken sweet sweet juicy warm chicken i have to fight with a little warm chicken littles from kfc little dollar sandwiches the thing is man what what happened to get that chicken sandwich in your hand if you get a video if they give you a little fuckin' every every chicken sandwich you could say what you buy comes with a documented life of the chick in you know you could get a number like oh this is number two hundred and sixteen and you go to the website and you can access the video of the chicken living from the time it's baby chick sometimes grown up check and i do with fuckin' gloved hand grabs his fokker stuff some of the cage and feed him and he gets bigger and he stuck in his cage and they take him out wagons fucking head off
throw him into the furnace to blow off all his feathers pull the guts out of 'em cook him at kfc if you could see all that if you saw it from start to finish he be like or they tell you how much is doing here they will tell you how much water was we used to force to feed this guy well we need more water yeah for sure but that doesn't disturb me as much as like the life of a pig that lives in a cage that's in a warehouse filled with cages that's created a oshit right next to it swimming it i like wild animals but i like the way it tastes like the idea behind it is that most states like it is good that is delicious i had deer burgers at one time and beer welcome will cooked hunt deer and
it's another annum he will make you like carne asada pouring whatever yeah hot sausages and it was good lot of peoplesoft clear yeah lot of americans go to mexico to deer huh the events another big deer hunting yeah but there's another place for the riddle what starts with an s sonora nora nora has a lot of big deer there people go there to hunt deer scared as folk there scared who going through mexico going to get here it's weird man they hunt deer over there and turn tacos does a wild ranging free ranging herds herd of buffalo in mexico too really yeah shut up movie there one time and brought him buffalo then left him there i wonder 'cause i thought buffaloes i think there's buffalo then so in the island or i don't know where catalina
right yeah they asked how to get there while they shot a movie once that he brought in a buffalo then left them there oh that's interesting they used to be and island like one of those islands off the coast california that all kinds of wild animals that people brought all these animals over there to try to turn into a wild game park they had like deer and elk and all kinds of shit roman runs one island and then the biologist said yeah enough of that like it's crazy to tie i all these things are breeding there's no predators like this is the eco disaster that human beings are created so the store that i heard was that they decided to go on a mall down i want to find out if that's true jamie fine if that's true channel islands channel islands it's one of those i didn't show at a military gig in one of the islands saint nicholas island oh yeah you were telling me about this yeah yeah you tell me about this a while ago right yeah
it was at a at the it was like a minute they do they do the test nuclear weapons there in the ocean yeah and does that gig it was just a quick giggle at a bar and it was crazy 'cause the show ended at ten and like against the bar barcode at eleven but like five minutes before the bar close ten military police came in and make sure it's closed wow and then we left there when they say we're leaving at five in the morning they're leaving at five hundred in the morning there are no lagging like i was running late they almost left without me oh shit this is five in the morning you supposed to get off your face and head to your flight yeah well you can fart around their son we did some ufc isn't a military bases quite a few of them there you know we did the one down in san diego we've done texas gentlemen
carolina believed in a lot of different places but they get super enthusiastic man fights on the bases and they would be you know on think they did on spike tv i think those on spike at the time but heavy shape man's interesting really interesting to manage it on fox two maybe on fs1 or one of those fox sports channels maybe fox sports one but it's uh it's not like nothing else man especially military guys fight if one of the guys like one time tim kennedy was fighting and he's fighting one slash two day on the towel
it was a real world class fighter real tough fight and sent him can be called with a left talks poem drops with his left hook that is on top of the cage and they're cheering mm ending of the we've gone to break to like you will it wasn't doing this for the cameras who's doing this like to express himself to these people who just fought for the screaming cheering from the corn nuts and he's pointing at them tell them i love you i love you know that you know i'm i'm doing this for you guys heavy man one of the fellows so soldier is at that base and then they all cheer for him and he wins like that not true it's intense man it's intense human beings hope register with the people that are you guys super super super happy to see anybody out not just so happy to see anybody but they have like a crazy event like a ufc on their base and they get to go and see it you know it's a great
treat for them break up the monotony there is this good for the morale man fall cameron that's big man you gotta have morale mean the vikings do that specially did mushrooms people love like i put it like people who listen to your show a man you like how happy you make you make i run into people i've ever run into people you to stater me on they will be pleasure and they always talk about how bro like they will stay awake up to you to you and they talk about you like they want to want to be here did they like you everything you say man and and i remember when i was i was walking down the street the other day and i ran into a guy and he told me a man man how locked up in corcoran state prison to two for many years and you are last coming due on last comic standing help me get through the
times our whole you are whole arm whole on a whole lot a whole prison alley okay what well they called the whole block with rooting for you you were going to ride if you didn't win and i'm thinking wild miley fucking inmates watching me and they're voting for me from with proven phones whoa and now remember that could one of your guests with here around george perez yeah i i used to write to him i won't tell my aroma seven seven page letter stay up you know and will call me in the middle of the night george perez from prison like in a middle collected eleven at night a philippine what you doing being free food enjoy our freedom died all right well what's it like out everything doing good man he would tell me that he was doing
comedy shows in prison for the guards for extra extra extra large electra chips georgia funny dude man to the beast is a funny guys good joke writer too young man yeah yeah man i mean that's how joey started to you know joey it started in prison making people laugh so they would like they would have something going on it would be born for the cuban up there it's really cute up there and joe did go up there and make everybody laugh that's how we got started then there was a big part of what gave him gave him the confidence when you when you started at tool i'm glad it or did you go read a book or like you knowledge we're going to do when you started stand up how did you approach it i just want an open mic night and i got real lucky that it was available they could sign or was it boston stitches august 27th one thousand nine hundred and eighty eight and you could just sign out and you could just go in there and put your name into the hat and you know they had pick x amount of people i forget how many twenty people or something like that nobody does like five minutes
and i just got lucky and went up and to said wow i think i can do this you know i think i did you know i wasn't good but i was definitely thinking this could this is this is something that you could get better at you could figure it out and you could do it but i remember thinking like there's no way i'm going to ever be able to have a real job i'm just too dysfunctional way too dysfunctional i was way too crazy like i had a lot of drive but like the idea of being in office being trapped like that i felt like a like a caged in alley cat like there's no hey man i got the fuck out of add you know i mean it might not have even been an ambition thing as much of an intolerance thing it wasn't my head like this grand plan for myself like i thought i deserve better and i'm going to be the top of this fuckig ask uh it was that i couldn't do that
do it this is something about mike monotonous boring my brain is screaming for new experiences always does my number like it's a good thing that's also a bad thing because sometimes you just can't you can't consonants thanks you want to think about other things that are better and more crazy and more exciting more fun so it's like trying to manage that mindset with a regular jobs almost impossible to me i just couldn't do it i tried i just two i didn't give a fuck i wanted to quit done can't do this i thought it was just a constant grind on your skin yes pulling your skin down and dragging you into this state where you didn't want to exist you know some people with different some people have no problem they find a great job there super happy they make friends with people
work with and every day is a pleasure and they just get in there and they laugh and joke around but i'm too fuckedup i can't sit still i have a million other things that i want to do while someone is talking about some boring shit i've got like five other things i want to do like i can't do this i gotta get outta here like i can't take this so i was like stir crazy if i had a regular job mia i'm i was in rehab or the rehab or not picking one thousand nine hundred and ninety two or the drug rehab for crack damn hours all out and when i was in there somebody asked me what are your goals in life you know what do you wanna do and on monday with a bunch of heroin attics guys from prison as you know it was the rehab and then he the write down five things so i don't know goals before so i wrote that want to be a comedian want to go to italy love
garden and once well of art all girly i wanna go to mexico because i love taco bell yeah that's the city should i know right just what we the real tour of it not just on a plate so i don't know how to go about it man i just went to the ledger public library just before social media and i went with my call as gangster bald head and i told the old lady that is all white lady through list i don't know how to tell you this or how to explain it to you ok uhm i want to be a comedian i want to stand up how many but i want i don't know i don't know how to write i don't know how to how to how to put a joke together so you put me to the she went to the goal know of big old library glossary hard with yeah and she followed comedy writing and she got really the book called comedy writing step by step by gene perez
oh wow did you follow it i followed this i learn then i will go back every day to rent videos of lenny bruce and cassettes of george carlin from the library and a friend of mine when our little boy he alone me this vhs and back then if you fuck with a vhs you can make it go six hours instead of the our movie oh yeah you down yeah so i like six comedy specials that i watched hbo's mendel i guess when you went a little christmas sweater yeah and sam can is salem the young comedian show with five failed and now jeff jeff what what yeah yeah ronnie was hosted in the smell than that that tape so just all got all that stuff and that's what inspired you yeah
then i will look for library in again right down like ideas when they pull how old are you i two thousand three hundred and twenty four this is what i want hell yeah and i wonder i paid twelve bucks and i went into maine to watch a real show i saw missy i sob from do name of the todd the time yeah so this all white black dude with though or a white hat tyree yeah tiring tiring i just thought i does it props he too late to inflate his body into the elvis he the blue color of comedy he does props he brings out people i don't know taurus i saw taurus who who was on one of the blue collar comedians does props he used inflate himself but he's not a hidden tour with them be within a show oh he's too late like poo
like going to iron and burn himself and they hit it off and then his face will be on the iron oh this part they don't anymore and then he had like this bit where there's like a but like a football player and if people chasing low mailing of football player go dude wait a minute is this heat high she yes yes very funny guy fucking hilarious a very funny guy remember when he got to the church sermon yes that acquire rather in his black people behind them yeah yeah and they would move around he had like these people behind him he would hit this whole contraption that he was a really funny dude yeah so that was what year was that well like one thousand nine hundred and ninety four probably that's when i first started going there man that out from that i just went to the natural fudge
madam bright holtzman there since jelly bean french solo l berman of the morning twins fred meaning donde se crazy lineage man what's a it's it's also interesting art form you know you get to know these really bizarre people you get to get close to them very very unique way to live your life as a as a person in a strange group of vagabonds trying to make the laugh yeah we're going to i used to the dodgers stadium and i used to work at yoshi noida when he don't nobles playing while i was cooking for every everyday like just making japanese food and every time i we'll see a comedian i will ask for advice you know some so young and i will talk to tk carter tk carter mlk carter he was in the thing with the teacher but you member tk carter was in the thing he was in
using a bunch of big time movies back down but he in john carpenter's the thing there's another woman there that was all she was part of the company's stores right was curly hair and now she did a specialist power three years from prison she did it with them yeah what did she do she to this kind of comedy hit her at him it was her apology is an anthony michael wow i forgot her name metals she's famous mis famous old school school man now that's interesting it's so much easier to get more inspired or to get inspired rather today 'cause kids could just watch all that stuff that you just brought up on youtube on youtube all the shift that's happened no bus right yeah no bus rides and you could you could do it anytime you anytime you're any where you put the headphones on bam you sitting there watching comedy special 'cause my first comedy album i listened to was bill cosby my brother wrote
to whom i sleep with that would help me and my friend jackie escalera am he put it in my little fisher price record player and i memorized it up until then i never memorized anything crazy and then um richard pryor the niggaz crazy though the flood great album ever all times we could never get it out and now believes in the ghetto lets you cut up and stay five negative a white woman was a body simple bro yeah it's all simple and joel quick the other quick thought good brother i know racist jokes there so easy yeah but uh so simple but i did come up with it well that one was i mean you gotta realize the world a different place when richard pryor was doing that man the world is a different place and to be first to where he was not necessarily first i think is what it is there's like this progression and i think that you know what comedians in
right but the other ones around them and they were really just starting in the 1950s and 60s right so then there's lenny bruce were probably the first guy who does our style of comedy who just talking about things like what the fuck is this like what is this ladies and gentlemen why is this happening who caused this what instead of just telling a bunch of jokes he's talking about things an pointing things out that happened to be funny and then richard pryor comes on after him and makes it way funnier so what he did i was like the same kind of thing but way funnier like richard pryor had there was another level of evolution that he achieved inspired off the work of the guys that were before him the more it's all's in the yeah those guys inspired prior and prior of course inspires everybody it all comes from higher like in the early it's like lenny bruce is just this genius mind opening guy that's dealing with people that are asleep
he's in a world of the nineteen fifties and nineteen sixties or people just sleep they're weird they that they disconnected from the world around them for critical thinking it's like they're just yeah just trying to wake up culturally and then whom richard prior to takes that and turns it into the funniest that anybody had ever so yeah my all time favorite comedian always been richard pryor george carlin part of the radius there's a lot of great ones man oh man the lot of great ones you know did you get a chance see richard jeni at all i did was yeah funny dude too he was funny he doesn't get the credit he deserves you will really funny math here like a lot of both of those are vh one half hour specials yeah a lot he was human our senior home many times dude he was on everything yeah it's done a bunch of letterman's it's night shows did tonight show time at times he was a monster also i got
when i work with dodger stadium i saw one of my one of my favorite comedians and i will remember joel so dirty i was greasy bro i had a pieces of chicken on my on my my my apron and i saw steven wright sure he will and i said i'll tell everybody i don't know who that guy is so gentle twitter homie you don't know the full width bit and then made him super comfortable sure yeah i got very uncomfortable that focused even right dog say still right don't go nowhere that guys who wear dog and i went around the corner where where i went around and it goes people shared it right and go there going walk out of here he did well better there than i said we started shake my shake his hand and he put his hand in it is hoodie honestly really shook my hand with the sleeve no sorry it's alright michael german forbes germaphobe he really even know that's why
what he did he shook my head with that is hilarious dude that's hilarious almost a freak them out to win now you know you're strong cup of tea it's going to so he's a super white guy from boston i know mad 'cause i like oh no even to this day don't go nowhere i get starstruck by don't invite me to places start but don't go nowhere is a real problem statement he said don't go nowhere he's like this is not what i'm looking i'm looking for how you doing buddy thanks bye who don't nobody's looking for is looking for hey steven wright nice to meet you really funny thank you very much appreciate it i'm gonna get hot dog now for get out of here i don't know where i don't repeat to john ritter at dodger stadium an alexa
it's harming the song oh dude he held his beat us and started walking to the other side of the trough so that's so funny that's so funny user empty empty thing in one mexican do stand it you how mean please company dick ulous this is not the only one who recognize them where like a beard and shades but i know jack tripper homie i didn't episode of news radio with that too he was a real nice guy it was such a bummer when he died he still hasn't blue it's like watt hey that black girl the show he should his girlfriend non missile she she was girlfriend girlfriend your girlfriend newsradio was she was my girlfriend think they dated her was one thing was mean in real life no dated her show you had a crush right now member that yeah that's what it was i was trying in real life i mean i was trying whoops fupa
i was not trying to real life in the show my character was supposedly trying but i don't think i don't know they were never successful it's hard to remember so long you know i was watching a clip of it the other day online somebody put something up online with me and phil hartman i literally didn't even remember it i was watching like it was something that wasn't even me like this is weird it's weird to watch you know it's weird to watch yourself when you know it yourself but you have no recollection of it and it's from twenty years ago watt it's really me like what is that strange man you know when you want to look at last comic standing how many years goes seven no eight to the freak you and and go back and watch it yeah so what happened i'm a little yeah bucking grill grill and now a grill my teeth what kind of gorilla gio fuckedup brother was graphy yeah i got little forget these our i put a little nice dude so with those
other teeth neither man made teeth that they just put in my mouth delicious oh yeah my last teeth brought over like they were like separated by the faculty didn't want to get along bro they were like there are four different game take to get your teeth fixed like that of at first i would go i went through i will try and get the screw in my mouth to put in like good fake teeth and screw 'em on right but then my guns were two week from meth and crack smoking tear so mad i could have spent my tooth out i didn't need him to pull him out really so they're just not me and it took off 14th out liz shave my motm i guess these don't know what they're called and it took my teeth out there they are they were in the middle more to my mouth with four perfect teeth he just glued it to my mouth glued it those are glued in glued for yeah how long is that last going to last
they keep them good it just it just cemented their spirits forever with glue real veneer below it looks great you look fantastic floor mats have forked out joy like oh by the apple and let three people build it and it was blood hello are like our old looks like but i will let people make fun of me dark you flush with rope or what those bad dog so math is bad for your gum at a bad crack is bad too bad for the gumps makes sense so you want to avoid bad teeth dump snort the drug you do yeah and brush your teeth up to does nothing with coke heads there was get jacked up teeth 'cause the code gets in your mouth
still gets in there so yeah yeah you throw your coffin yes healthsouth yet to healthy crack his i brush after every puff that's a good move you got to take a swing at listerine i believe a word you are way over three hours right yeah crazy bro crazy bro what time was so full this the blunt we smoke if og louis thirteen right there yeah this is we smoke this though 'cause i know this jamie vernon blunt for glass tips things are gonna mission will be in jacksonville this week you certainly can as far as however is jacksonville at the company's own this week and at the end of the month i'll be at the brea improv and check my data flippers world dot com slash tour does he fully pays a monster chose a water park got talks aka what's up full podcast available on itunes everywhere podcaster heard may your soul
really a show with our people in liberia and you're like the oprah winfrey bro thank you everybody like you had and people come here but i'm not seeing everybody bunch of the people who are real man they just people sell shit man you like who are howard stern was you like oprah howard stern of podcast that's very nice of you for realz menu hash it over here bro you could change boats i don't want to do that i just want to get to have some fun that's fun lately is that about the kids and the and the in the cage that was tight of immigration yeah yeah yeah thanks thanks many of us think my pleasure thanks for coming out glad with you bro but do it again it again flip a lazy gentlemen go see him by sometimes ladies and gentlemen who we were high at the beginning that showing tell you right now maybe a little slippery little too high perhaps that was day
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tomorrow we have a real smart person an actual cosmology just a physics professor sean carroll he has been on the podcast before and he's a fascinating individual with a great deep insight into all things science and astrophysics and space travel and all that groovy shed he's a research professor at the department of physics the california institute of technology we're very excited to have them tomorrow it's going to be a lot of fun get the strong weed out for that one you want to get some tea but you don't want to get into it but you don't know what the fuck you're saying you forgot what he's talking about you don't want that you want even you want like one one slash two hits duncan crazy don't start thinking about your childhood don't start freaking out about things that happened twenty years ago i want you to i want you to be in the moment for this one be in the moment be in the moment if you taking that jambo marijuana enhance
breath spray i want two pumps no more don't go crazy it's not worth it it's not worth fretting about your mortality when he's talking about what we know now about black holes dong dong dong and he is about to start a new podcast as well this podcast i think i do not know if it has started is called the mindscape podcast and he will most certainly be talking about that tomorrow he coast conversations with most interesting thinkers so he already has several episodes out looks like you as one million two hundred and thirty four thousand five hundred and sixty seven episodes out so go get that ship that's it that's it for today will see tomorrow bye bye big kiss
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