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#1305 - JD & John Witherspoon

2019-05-29 | 🔗
John Witherspoon is a comedian and actor. JD Witherspoon, John's son, is also a comedian and actor. You can see John on his YouTube cooking show "Cookin' For Poor People" (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJF-73OaZ-Cr0k9_-lpcaXQ). Also check out JD's channel "runJDrun" (https://www.youtube.com/runJDrun).
This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
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or co pilot to. Let them know I hate someone has some. Obviously they all know what they're doing in the cockpit. But does someone know what to do if the computers going down at a really good question, do they have any training and how to reboot computers or or is there a bypass or work around for the computers air Lex? Does artificial intelligence is mostly what it does he works on like cars, autonomous cars and plain stuff, new sodomized, these things get more more updated. You just have a glitches happened happens all the time you phone right. You get a new bug and twitter just ash on you all the time and they release and update, but if you're gonna fuck and play What are you doing, and how do you react when the reactors it how you'd have to go through a flight simulation of scare there's a bug in the plane here? We're YO run overall that software before they put it on a plane. You they had the plane that crash flows, Lance plane crash. That was where in Africa,
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and where people needed to go to park and the guy who was there was telling me that some lady was there and she was mad at him ass. He pulled in a few minutes after she part two ass in a car, and he was and that she was like you black man he's like baby. I got me the gun block you in our unblock industry can block the full story with all the traffic and then, by the time she was ready to go? She finally was like nudging her way out of the gas, and the guy was trying to help her and she's. Like don't help me, I need your help and she's like any Santos. There's gonna be a minute she's. I haven't got a minute and then I asked about what kind of cars you drive and the thing is. I arrange Rover new new raindrop, my she's got plenty of category. One gets put his seat bag before the plane took off. I put that give comfortable here to see all the various hazy. Hey buddy, you cannot put you see. Bag report playing get up in the air
getting wise on boot. Somebody's loaded got the bag in the chair on some of these it, but I've been doing is between thirty years. Is now give a fuck what you ve been doing. You can do it today. Teach I don't get. It goes back to passengers to pageant that's what my was and pasture plain cop. That's his out as a cop as theirs. Videos about. All the time about someone one of em, out here leave, unlike our coming into our leaving Burbank, and it was I too who either the plane just landed or they were just about, take off, began to a fourth estate. I might just south west by over a seat that didn't belong. Anyone you know, because over there that airport, thereby going from Burbank the vaguest and they Dude was like a man taken
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now like they were laughing so concerned, are you did I hear it doesn't bother to do my criticism or any pointers or anything you ever give many pointers tips. Maybe one I'm on one, the one on the opposite spectrum, leaving him tubes about like how he can how he can leverage like his you know his ears notoriety in this day and age on the internet, that my being so it's one of the things we lie. If I have a question about stand about ass, but here you should definitely have a very active social media yeah. You can help him right. So I good near calls on all the time camera hearts always away, here's a nail always on here's the thing. Literally creating his social media was just a fluke cause one day like five or six or seven years ago, someone trend that he passed away and become
That we had to come. Gate, social media for him. So when that happened here, call me and I'm gettin calls from random p the who know him and also my cousins. Lacquer family colony crime is a yoke Is everything ok and he called me like gaiety of you gotta help me some some wrong one internet. They could think about. Please say Emma MOB, all my alma. They please call me in order to do that. We created a twitter that day and then through Twitter. I told them. I will just tell people around and we tweeted Ally, hey you is the real job spoon blah blah, don't listen to those families make an ugly room because it was it was worldwide, trending or wherever they hashtag are ip paths or something and then offer that is twitter game like, twenty five k and unlike an hour and then lay run down the road he got into Instagram kind of randomly where he does. He had an instagram generally posts, and then I think one day you did, you did just arrived.
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take a nap later and then we're gonna wrecked when the first show raising Gonna do to show. So is it it is not fun and I'm I'm I'm slowing down. If you build up you social media, you can cut that part of it out. So you have relations have some those radio stations we like them more loudly, come in and do it meant that's cool? If you want to do it, to have to do it. You have to do it, this have to do it. Obviously, since nice for your brain. You look imposed like a story or lie only icy or of bigger posted Instagram. Video Sandler, hey, I'm gonna, be here this. Again. The labelling that oh yeah Africa cut in half got down yeah. You don't have to do that get up in the morning stuff, but they want to see me yeah these radio d Why does really want to see pop? They want to see pop May Legend company, as am I knocked down, let you know
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on the way home sea via a good week, thus helping them to pay a lot, a damn money- people thirty, some thousand dollars for six weeks nights for me for six chosen a week in and I don't count the money, but I'm gonna do one night is yours, here the pay you have the money up front. Indian, give you money just before you go on stage summit may have fourteen fifteen thousand out of my pocket, albeit on a plane, feeling that filling their money That is why I give to all glance it s. Leave his passions, vizors, pass and prize amendment. No ten, and I saw the Bank of America check out my account for clock in the morning. A punch in methane punching is you: have you been? as is funded at at at at at at at at at at that
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nobody Henry he's a want of pressure me into it. We practised our jokes on camera at home to see how it was the weirdest day, and so we are we. We because I was, I was like getting its alike. Creating content in that was going to film school. Making like my Youtube videos. I do my sketch comedy on Youtube and there like we shall like a little thing. We lost a bag alike. I guess and then we went to the might that night and we went. I did it. I was at the back end of the line up, so I actually had a decent crowded was like cause. You know starts off, there's nobody there just comics and then, by the time it My turn it was close at eight o clock show. So is, like thirty five the people. I had three jokes for my three minutes at clean and I did it and they did I say: let people laughed and I was like outcast cool random and I Much of it Henry bound, it gives nobody, but it was just one whose names were after that
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always want to stand up. You're, not gonna. Like my thing I never liked it was. It was all a majority. The stuff I do now is very leg, just happenstance this I'll just under this Adam Guide at its just keep doing at one that when it comes to things like Youtube and like I know you, do unboxing videos and Gabriel You can kind of do there. Now, if you're, you're an interesting person yeah. Dont really need much now levelling out the internet. Now dad came along today. Didn't this and also exists in others, giant body of work, and you just put a camera new Delhi. Does my dad you daggled fucking past now. If he was like a guy works at the Post office, regular guy film is, God knows you're Tellin, you friends, like my dad, is the funniest alive, and then you put a care on him. He will blow up the it's. It's it's interesting and one that I never
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leave. It was one of things where everything I was doing like. I would weigh my options if, if something was more of an opportunity, I would do that over trying to give better at stand. But now I've been consistent for like three years three to four years, Just like grinding at its cause, I've made strides doing things and active in and the creative content on the internet, and now I kind of have, I guess, a little bit of a cushion. Just go and get good now you know because I've been working, so you do and other stuff yeah totally rely This is one of the things because I don't have to rely on it. Is that much more of it? that much more something I want to approach and we will now. I can light, have fun, I don't feel pressured not with Nothing about that but more like I don't feel pressure to get book. Get back and honest Jim. You know yet a special the money. I just feel I can just take time and get good now about them you around. When prior reasons
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their popularity behind you. Some share people want to hear it. I and two percent in just one island into this gonna wanna. Here I have a package with Paul me me, above all, we other. What's a calm, the gaiety and Paul cast. It's just me, I'm a body we talk like video games and video technology, red relet. I wanna be cart. Current events and also like movie, will do blow many movie reviews on what kind of set up you have Dave, I'm like a tenant microphone. I'm like I am like attack, deuce everything. My my office at my house is it's like decked out with a bunch of stuff. I brought him over there recently to help me. I get him
the dew videos of me just because, like their funding- and I don't care and like let's make something random cause the other day we play mortal combat- and I had him ass, I had him react to the fatalities. Sounds like that's a funny video. My dad reacts. Immortal come as Italians and literally were watching it literally just oh man, look at a head go left and right now did so amazing that stuff, that's all my gaming channel, which runs eighty run on you too, asked other too serious for me by like art our path we ve also, we have also had employed, be are side because he wanted to play. Be our robot. His idea at seeing you do know the virtual reality. Do you tried it? So we did this. With the shark, a tower God, you know this one wasn't even a game, it was just like a tutorial. You just put it on and live through the thing and like a deep ocean dive and he was trip
It's like the shark sounded good, says me, sorry and his face and he scream and about in minds you. There is a point in the video. Where he's he's. Talking, but he shaking possum barrels up as what was happening and lay there. You go he was trying to. He was like trying to kick and where's strangle, the shark, which was very rapid use. I guess I like this idea and he does yells out at the shark he's like gotta name was Shirley was standing in a cage became. You down. I've been bought him a playstation for to play the game at his house and on the way out of the enemy s up here Your son took it. My brother took it was not worthy of my brother uses it for national exigent watches the put it very go. Look at what it I'm going crazy! Look these blogging, and that's me and my brother- we're we're like dying ladder.
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runs. Eighty neighbour, the channel my face is crap from laugh. If only you gotta, we ran out of fear in its entirety. So goofy. This is a show two together. You do once a week. Get together, we you dad just go pick em up grab and make it really bring me a place. You do show them once a week. That's it might have to do an audio. They are my guy because I have the same thing: those audio. These are your this. I guess this year report we find that we are further name we have to find the name- is packing. Let's grab the king, a complaint, a man, I'm sorry I was just as I don't want a wheelbarrow. My aim, it don't be weird Mamma do my day indecent about God. Do Madame do my best
I got p m up attic. I got to you soon, I'm taking shape my face. Hearts right here is like these muscles are cramped up you a goop bone anyway, you I know you. I got no clue what you're cool thing. John, no call for school nonsense found lesser mortals he's a appreciate, sir. Thank you very much for your men, whether what we had very Jamie's place when I was your first members when you look here the house little to those monies, back in the day, MAO's about sixty bow with by pitting Isabel forties. Probably somewhere or them anymore, now even Miss Morland. More now, when I met you more lay one of their ideas of a private Dunaway brothers. Something You were near by one of your eye, forty brown we doing Friday do in France,
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